1 00:01:21,850 --> 00:01:23,310 神烦警探 第4季第8集 12 00:00:44,270 --> 00:00:48,130 {\an8}BGM:Starship - Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now 13 00:01:51,970 --> 00:01:54,080 {\an8}牙买加一种流行音乐 14 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:40,610 {\an8}同名连锁餐厅的创始人 15 00:05:52,670 --> 00:05:55,750 {\an8}前NBA球星 长期效力于纽约尼克斯队 16 00:10:38,130 --> 00:10:39,870 {\an8}BGM:Bonecrusher - Never Scared 17 00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:41,160 {\an8}《魔戒》中的人物 造型与刚才那人相似 18 00:14:42,690 --> 00:14:43,820 {\an1}五分钟后 19 00:14:43,820 --> 00:14:47,570 {\an1}十分钟后 20 00:14:47,570 --> 00:14:49,110 {\an1}二十一分钟后 21 00:14:49,110 --> 00:14:50,660 {\an1}四十分钟后 22 00:15:40,590 --> 00:15:42,800 {\an8}爱荷华州位于美国中部 23 00:16:25,580 --> 00:16:29,920 {\an8}常用于总统竞选宣传中的句子 24 00:18:59,910 --> 00:19:01,040 {\an8}英国美妆品牌 25 00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:43,060 {\an8}畜产学学者、畅销作家 26 00:00:00,740 --> 00:00:02,040 真不敢相信 他们竟然在抛光地板 I can't believe they're waxing the floors 27 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:03,660 我们倒被困在这里 and we're all stuck in here, 28 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:05,060 我从来没见过他们干这个 I've never seen them do this before. 29 00:00:05,090 --> 00:00:06,070 他们一个月弄一次 They do it once a month, 30 00:00:06,070 --> 00:00:07,640 只是我们以前没上过夜班 We've just never been on the night shift. 31 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:10,260 我知道 搞得好像我们在受罚一样 I know, It's like we're being punished. 32 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:12,240 我们就是在受罚啊 因为去了趟佛罗里达 We are, for going to Florida. 33 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:15,590 你们话太多 我都没怎么听 Oh, I don't listen to so much stuff you all say. 34 00:00:15,590 --> 00:00:18,210 坦白讲 我很同情你们 Well, frankly, I pity the lot of you. 35 00:00:18,210 --> 00:00:20,220 你们眼中看到的是麻烦 You look out there and see a problem, 36 00:00:20,220 --> 00:00:22,630 而我 看到的却是机会 I look out there and see an opportunity. 37 00:00:22,630 --> 00:00:24,580 我要利用这光滑的地板 I'm gonna slide on that slippery floor 38 00:00:24,580 --> 00:00:27,490 从霍尔特的办公室一路滑到电梯口 all the way from Holt's office to the elevator. 39 00:00:27,500 --> 00:00:28,740 你要来个办公室大漂移吗 You're going to do the FBP? 40 00:00:28,740 --> 00:00:30,580 没错 罗莎 That's right, Rosa, 41 00:00:30,580 --> 00:00:33,190 我要挑战办公室大漂移 I'm doing The Full Bullpen! 42 00:00:40,030 --> 00:00:41,180 走起 Here we go. 43 00:00:44,270 --> 00:00:48,130 ? 我们共同打造这个梦想 ? And we can build this dream together 44 00:00:48,150 --> 00:00:50,570 ? 永远坚定地在一起 ? Standing strong forever 45 00:00:50,770 --> 00:00:54,510 ? 没有什么能把我们阻挡 ? Nothing's gonna stop us now 46 00:00:54,550 --> 00:00:58,090 ? 就算世界变成爱的荒漠 ? And if this world runs out of lovers 47 00:00:58,180 --> 00:01:00,870 ? 我们仍然彼此拥有 ? We'll still have each other 48 00:01:00,870 --> 00:01:03,050 ? 没有什么能把我们阻挡 ? Nothing's gonna stop us 49 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:06,770 ? 此刻 没有什么能把我们阻挡 ? Nothing's gonna stop us now 50 00:01:06,770 --> 00:01:08,310 不 No! 51 00:01:09,820 --> 00:01:11,370 不 我停不下来啦 Oh, no! I can't stop! 52 00:01:19,350 --> 00:01:21,780 挑战成功 The Full Bullpen! 53 00:01:42,110 --> 00:01:43,890 九五分局那帮蠢货 Those chuckleheads from the Nine-Five 54 00:01:43,890 --> 00:01:45,840 上个电视就跩得二五八万的 are getting all cocky just 'cause they're on TV. 55 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:47,950 谁还没上过本地新闻啊 朋友 Uh, we've all been on the local news, fellas. 56 00:01:47,980 --> 00:01:50,210 你办的哪件案子上过新闻 Okay, Which case of yours was on the news? 57 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:51,970 准确来说并不是案子 Well, it wasn't exactly a case. 58 00:01:51,970 --> 00:01:54,080 斯卡才是我人生的意义 Ska defines who I am as a person, 59 00:01:54,090 --> 00:01:56,330 我永远不会抛弃斯卡 and I will never turn my back on ska. 60 00:01:56,330 --> 00:01:57,340 走 Hup! 61 00:01:58,500 --> 00:02:00,350 回望过去 我毫不后悔 Looking back, I have no regrets. 62 00:02:00,350 --> 00:02:01,380 - 你应该后悔 - 喳 - You should. - Yup. 63 00:02:01,390 --> 00:02:02,660 九五分局为什么会上电视 So why are the Nine-Five on the news? 64 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:03,800 他们正在调查 They're investigating death threats 65 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:05,710 一个叫DC.帕洛的作家收到的死亡威胁 against some author named DC Parlov, 66 00:02:05,710 --> 00:02:07,520 谁他妈知道是个什么人 as if anyone knows who the hell that is. 67 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:11,110 DC.帕洛 你是说DC.帕洛吗 DC Parlov? Did you say DC Parlov? 68 00:02:11,110 --> 00:02:13,020 - 怎么了 - DC.帕洛 - What is happening? - DC Parlov 69 00:02:13,020 --> 00:02:16,200 是当代最具影响力的作家 is the most influential author of our time. 70 00:02:16,210 --> 00:02:18,120 《天火》系列丛书 "The Skyfire Cycle!" 71 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:21,770 是用编年史描述战争的十二部巨著 天空与沙漠 12 books chronicling the war between sky and sand, 72 00:02:21,770 --> 00:02:23,820 云层与岩石 萨博斯蒂人和... clouds and rocks, the Sepsidians and... 73 00:02:23,820 --> 00:02:25,960 就是像《权力的游戏》那种吗 Oh, so it's like a "Game of Thrones" type thing? 74 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:28,610 错 是《权力的游戏》像《天火》才对 No, "Game of Thrones" is a "Skyfire" type thing! 75 00:02:28,610 --> 00:02:30,020 你给我放聪明点 Get your head out of your ass! 76 00:02:30,020 --> 00:02:31,860 - 就是 放聪明点 伯耶尔 - 很抱歉 - Yeah, come on, Boyle. - I'm so sorry, guys. 77 00:02:31,870 --> 00:02:33,170 在我尚年幼的时候 When I was a little kid, 78 00:02:33,170 --> 00:02:35,420 我对那些书爱不释卷 I spent hours reading those books. 79 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:38,570 小泰瑞真没料到会这样 Little Terry did not see that coming. 80 00:02:38,570 --> 00:02:40,420 当时我又胖又孤单 I was overweight and lonely, 81 00:02:40,420 --> 00:02:42,190 就给DC.帕洛写信寻求建议 and I wrote DC Parlov for advice, 82 00:02:42,190 --> 00:02:43,100 结果他给我寄了这个 and he sent me this! 83 00:02:43,100 --> 00:02:45,080 希望不是一颗首级 I hope it's not a severed head. 84 00:02:48,510 --> 00:02:52,970 《天火之环 之 瓶中落沙 之 卡拉之审判》 "The Skyfire Cycle: Sand Into Glass: the Reckoning of Ka'Lar", 85 00:02:52,970 --> 00:02:54,780 艾玛 这本书真厚 Man, that is a long book. 86 00:02:54,780 --> 00:02:56,120 是不是整本书都是书名 Is the rest of it just more of the title? 87 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:58,740 这本书是整个故事的开端 It's the book that started it all. 88 00:02:58,740 --> 00:03:01,120 你们再听听他写的题词 And listen to the inscription he wrote. 89 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:03,300 "泰瑞 你绝不是孤身一人 "Terry, you do have friends. 90 00:03:03,300 --> 00:03:04,640 不妙 Oh, boy. 91 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:07,350 "你还有我 千万要记得 这一生 "You have me, Never forget that in this life, 92 00:03:07,350 --> 00:03:11,410 我们要书写自己的人生 帕洛" we write our own stories, Parlov." 93 00:03:11,430 --> 00:03:13,710 就这样 And that's what happened. 94 00:03:13,710 --> 00:03:15,220 小泰瑞书写了自己的人生 Little Terry wrote his own story. 95 00:03:15,220 --> 00:03:17,870 小泰瑞变得好有型 Yeah, Little Terry got buff-a! 96 00:03:17,870 --> 00:03:20,050 小泰瑞心理健康起来了 Little Terry got emotionally healthy. 97 00:03:20,050 --> 00:03:22,400 对 而且还浑身腱子肉 Yeah, and ja-a-acked. 98 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:23,840 知道吗 You know what? 99 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:25,280 他的确浑身腱子肉 He did get jacked. 100 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:27,260 好样的 小泰瑞 Way to go, Little Terry. 101 00:03:27,260 --> 00:03:28,870 胸大肌来啦 Big pecs coming through! 102 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:32,090 棒棒哒 There we go. 103 00:03:32,090 --> 00:03:35,140 我要把那个案子夺过来 必须让泰瑞见到他偶像 I'm going to get us that case. Terry's gonna meet his hero. 104 00:03:35,140 --> 00:03:37,950 别 千万别见偶像 Oh, no, never meet your heroes. 105 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:40,610 玛丽·凯琳德可贱了 Marie Callender was a real bitch. 106 00:03:41,980 --> 00:03:45,030 快看 我们组成功地 Oh, check it out. Our squad has doubled 107 00:03:45,030 --> 00:03:46,840 让夜班逮捕人数翻了番 the number of arrests on the night shift. 108 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:48,990 嗯 没人在乎 好吗 Yeah, no one cares, okay? 109 00:03:48,990 --> 00:03:51,200 我要跟你谈谈这次伯耶尔家庭旅行 I need to talk to you about this Boyle family vacation 110 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:52,940 我妈非逼我参加 that my mom's forcing me to go on. 111 00:03:52,950 --> 00:03:55,020 为什么要去爱荷华的"没力救援" Why is it in Butt Thumb, Iowa? 112 00:03:55,020 --> 00:03:56,360 不对 正确读法是"美丽家园" No, it's pronounced "Beaut-hume," 113 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:59,320 爱荷华是伯耶尔一族的祖籍地 And Iowa is the ancestral homeland of the Boyle clan, 114 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:02,060 我非常期待你能认识所有亲戚 I am so excited for you to get to know all of the cousins. 115 00:04:02,070 --> 00:04:03,540 要当心谢尔曼 Watch out for Sherman. 116 00:04:03,540 --> 00:04:04,850 为他伤过心的姑娘排成行 He's left a trail of broken hearts 117 00:04:04,850 --> 00:04:06,220 比他的马尾辫还长 longer than his ponytail. 118 00:04:06,220 --> 00:04:07,900 伯耶尔 拜托 我们能不能去个度假酒店 Boyle, can we please just go to a resort 119 00:04:07,900 --> 00:04:09,240 去一个我不用见到你家人的地方 where I don't have to see your family? 120 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:10,580 阿鲁巴岛有一家就很不错 There's a great one in Aruba. 121 00:04:10,580 --> 00:04:12,550 阿鲁巴岛 Aruba? 122 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:13,900 伯耶尔家的人不喜欢海滩 Boyles don't do beaches. 123 00:04:13,900 --> 00:04:16,150 我们并不擅长游泳 我们擅长挖洞 We're not swimmers. We're burrowers. 124 00:04:16,150 --> 00:04:18,020 好啦 知道啦 你们都是蚯蚓 Yes, I know, you're all earthworms, 125 00:04:18,030 --> 00:04:21,780 可是 查尔斯 就算自然界最令人恶心的生物 but, Charles, even nature's most disgusting creatures 126 00:04:21,780 --> 00:04:24,870 也应该享受快乐 来阿鲁巴岛吧 deserve pleasure. Come to Aruba. 127 00:04:24,870 --> 00:04:27,350 抱歉 亲戚们已经投票并全票通过了 Sorry, the cousins voted and it was unanimous. 128 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:30,400 我们要去爱荷华 那个帐篷都租好了 We're going to Iowa. We've already rented the tent, 129 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:32,500 一个帐篷吗 "Tent" singular? 130 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:34,190 查尔斯 一个帐篷吗 Charles, "Tent" singular? 131 00:04:35,420 --> 00:04:36,760 迪亚兹 桑提亚戈 Diaz, Santiago, 132 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:38,840 凯文和我发生了点口角 帮忙解决一下 settle a little tiff that Kevin and I are having. 133 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:40,920 真诚一点吧 雷蒙德 不是口角 是争吵 Let's be honest, Raymond, it's not a tiff, it's a row. 134 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:42,430 现在成了当众出洋相了 And now it's a scene. 135 00:04:42,430 --> 00:04:44,140 没关系 长官 我们并不想 It's okay, sir, we don't want to get involved 136 00:04:44,140 --> 00:04:45,180 掺和你的私人生活 in your personal life. 137 00:04:45,180 --> 00:04:46,950 这不是私人问题 是个数学问题 It's not personal, It's a math problem. 138 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:47,790 - 妈呀 - 下一题 - Oh, Mama, - Pass. 139 00:04:47,820 --> 00:04:49,080 托夜班的福 昨晚 Raymond and I had dinner together last night 140 00:04:49,110 --> 00:04:51,520 雷蒙德和我两周以来第一次共进晚餐 for the first time in two weeks, thanks to the night shift. 141 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:53,560 而凯文觉得用一道无聊的数学题 And Kevin thought it would be fun to spoil our date 142 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:57,210 来破坏约会很有趣 更别说他的答案还是错的 with an inane math problem, to which his answer is wrong. 143 00:04:57,220 --> 00:04:58,960 铺垫已经够多了 赶紧切入正题 Enough foreplay, let's get to the numbers. 144 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:02,040 是蒙提霍尔悖论 想象你在参加一个游戏节目 It's the "Monty Hall problem". Imagine you're on a game show. 145 00:05:02,050 --> 00:05:04,530 有三扇门 其中一扇门后面是一辆车 There are three doors, behind one of which is a car. 146 00:05:04,530 --> 00:05:05,330 你说的不对 You're telling it wrong. 147 00:05:05,350 --> 00:05:07,510 有三扇门 其中一扇门后面是一辆车 There are three doors, behind one of which is a car. 148 00:05:07,510 --> 00:05:08,320 你选好一扇门 You pick a door. 149 00:05:08,330 --> 00:05:11,350 知道车在哪里的主持人 打开了另一扇门 The host, who knows where the car is, opens a different door, 150 00:05:11,350 --> 00:05:12,890 让你看到门后空空如也 showing you there's nothing behind it. 151 00:05:12,890 --> 00:05:14,330 现在 主持人问你是否想选择 Now the host asks if you'd like to choose 152 00:05:14,330 --> 00:05:16,480 另外一扇没打开的门 你换吗 the other unopened door, Should you do it? 153 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:17,330 - 不换 - 换 - No. - Yes, 154 00:05:17,330 --> 00:05:18,540 多简单的数学题 It's simple math. 155 00:05:18,540 --> 00:05:20,110 换门毫无意义 It doesn't make any sense to switch. 156 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,330 大奖在两扇门其中一扇背后 The prize is behind one of two doors. 157 00:05:22,330 --> 00:05:23,900 无论怎么选 都是一半一半的概率 It's a 50/50 chance either way. 158 00:05:23,900 --> 00:05:26,050 如果换门概率就是三分之二 不换是三分之一 It's 2/3 if you switch, 1/3 if you don't. 159 00:05:26,050 --> 00:05:27,830 你做出选择后才能确定概率 The probability locks in when you make the choice. 160 00:05:27,830 --> 00:05:29,170 我们已经为此争执过八次了 We've been over this eight times. 161 00:05:29,170 --> 00:05:30,440 七次 Seven times. 162 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:32,690 这下你连简单的加法都不会了 Now you can't even do simple addition. 163 00:05:32,690 --> 00:05:34,600 凯文是对的 Kevin is right. 164 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:35,610 你被解雇了 You're fired. 165 00:05:35,610 --> 00:05:37,450 什么 What? 166 00:05:37,450 --> 00:05:40,000 警长 超级好消息 Hey, Sarge, great news. 167 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:43,250 九五分局的人把DC.帕洛的案子给我们了 The guys at the Nine-Five gave us the DC Parlov case. 168 00:05:43,250 --> 00:05:44,990 没什么大不了的 你不用感谢我 No big deal, you don't have to thank me. 169 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,370 - 还回去 - 不客气哦 - Give it back, - You're welcome. 170 00:05:46,370 --> 00:05:48,350 - 慢着 什么 - 这样不好 杰克 - Wait, what? - This is a bad idea, Jake, 171 00:05:48,350 --> 00:05:49,720 我并不想见他 I don't want to meet him. 172 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:52,670 啊 我知道了 见到偶像让你很紧张 Oh, I see, You're nervous to meet your hero. 173 00:05:52,670 --> 00:05:55,750 我懂 有一次我在熟食店遇到帕特里克·尤因 Look, I get it, One time I saw Patrick Ewing at a deli, 174 00:05:55,750 --> 00:05:57,170 我太紧张了 差点就逃走了 and I was so scared I almost left, 175 00:05:57,170 --> 00:05:59,380 但是我没有 我鼓起勇气 but I stayed, I worked up my courage, 176 00:05:59,380 --> 00:06:01,220 走向他并且做了自我介绍 I walked over to him and I introduced myself, 177 00:06:01,220 --> 00:06:03,130 你知道他对我说了什么吗 and you know what he said to me? 178 00:06:03,140 --> 00:06:04,140 "嘿" "Hey". 179 00:06:05,630 --> 00:06:07,940 - 就这样吗 - 那可是帕特里克·尤因 他很忙的 - That's it? - It's Patrick Ewing, he's busy! 180 00:06:07,940 --> 00:06:10,760 要把人往好处想嘛 警长 Give him the benefit of the doubt, Sarge. 181 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:12,440 别这样 你没这么胆小 Come on, you're braver than this. 182 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:15,150 告诉他 他写给你的留言有多重要 Just tell him how meaningful the note he wrote you was. 183 00:06:15,150 --> 00:06:16,960 人们很愿意知道自己改变了别人的人生 People love knowing that they changed someone's life. 184 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,000 要不我为啥为你做这件事呢 I mean, why do you think I'm doing this for you? 185 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,180 这跟我没关系啊 This isn't about me. 186 00:06:19,180 --> 00:06:20,350 不 No. 187 00:06:20,350 --> 00:06:21,720 那都是三十年前的事了 That was 30 years ago. 188 00:06:21,730 --> 00:06:23,500 他不会记得的 而我会很难堪的 He won't remember, and I'll feel silly. 189 00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:25,280 好吧 我们马上就会知道答案了 Well, we're about to find out. 190 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:26,690 帕洛刚刚走进来了 Parlov just walked in. 191 00:06:26,690 --> 00:06:28,090 噢 天哪 天哪 我的天哪 Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God! 192 00:06:28,100 --> 00:06:29,710 好了 深呼吸 All right, just breathe. 193 00:06:29,710 --> 00:06:31,580 别再给你的胳肢窝扇风了 Stop fanning your armpits like that. 194 00:06:31,580 --> 00:06:32,590 噢 我的天哪 你还是继续扇吧 Oh, good Lord! Keep fanning them! 195 00:06:32,590 --> 00:06:33,730 - 继续扇 - 噢 - Keep fanning them! - Oh. 196 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:37,780 帕洛先生 欢迎来到九九分局 Mr, Parlov, welcome to the Nine-Nine. 197 00:06:37,780 --> 00:06:39,590 谢谢你 我有点好奇 Well, thank you very much, I'm a little curious 198 00:06:39,590 --> 00:06:40,930 为什么我的案子被转手了 about why my case got reassigned. 199 00:06:40,930 --> 00:06:42,100 有什么问题吗 Is there some problem? 200 00:06:42,100 --> 00:06:43,810 恰恰相反 上头的人只是想让 Quite the opposite, The top brass just wanted 201 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:45,660 纽约最好的警探来负责这个案子 New York's best detective on it. 202 00:06:45,660 --> 00:06:49,350 请允许我向你介绍警长 泰瑞·杰佛德先生 Allow me to introduce Mister Sergeant Terry Jeffords. 203 00:06:52,070 --> 00:06:53,750 警长 Sarge? 204 00:06:53,750 --> 00:06:54,860 你好 Hi. 205 00:06:54,860 --> 00:06:56,700 泰瑞 你要过来 Uh-oh, Terry, you want to come out here 206 00:06:56,700 --> 00:06:58,240 帮我给帕洛先生录口供吗 and help me take Mr.Parlov's statement? 207 00:07:01,330 --> 00:07:03,310 他平时身形很挺拔的 He usually stands much taller than that. 208 00:07:03,310 --> 00:07:05,580 不管怎样 跟我们说说你收到的死亡威胁吧 Anyway, tell us about these death threats you've been getting. 209 00:07:05,580 --> 00:07:06,760 你觉得谁有可能寄这些东西呢 Any idea who might be sending them? 210 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,470 我非常确定是某个粉丝干的 Well, I'm pretty sure that it had to be a fan. 211 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:10,010 自从我揭露了 I've had a little bit of a backlash 212 00:07:10,010 --> 00:07:11,860 克万铎其实是条母龙的事实之后 from some of my younger male readers 213 00:07:11,860 --> 00:07:13,160 一些年轻的男性读者 ever since I revealed the fact 214 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:15,780 对我表示了强烈的不满 that Qwandor the dragon is actually a female. 215 00:07:15,780 --> 00:07:17,760 我觉得年轻男孩会喜欢一条母龙的 I would think teen boys would love a lady dragon. 216 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:19,680 你给她写了大得吓人的胸部或者... Did you give her big, scaly boobs, or... 217 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:20,650 我不知道 你才是作者 I don't know, you're the writer. 218 00:07:20,650 --> 00:07:22,430 克万铎不是性的象征 Qwandor is not a sexual being. 219 00:07:22,430 --> 00:07:25,780 她是家族最后的血脉 For she is the end of bloodlines. 220 00:07:25,780 --> 00:07:28,960 凡人只能在她的怒火中颤抖 All mortals tremble before her wrath. 221 00:07:28,970 --> 00:07:31,880 - 你是《天火》的书迷吗 - 我可不只是个书迷 - "Skyfire" Fan? - Oh, I'm more than a fan. 222 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:33,860 我可比写这东西的家伙强多了 Whoever wrote this has got nothing on me. 223 00:07:33,860 --> 00:07:35,770 呃 他可不是杀手 Uh, he's not a killer. 224 00:07:35,770 --> 00:07:37,210 把题词的事告诉他 Tell him about the inscription. 225 00:07:37,210 --> 00:07:39,530 你可能不记得了 但是三十年前 You probably don't remember, but 30 years ago, 226 00:07:39,550 --> 00:07:42,310 我给你写过一封信 倾诉了我的孤独和悲伤 I wrote you a letter telling you how lonely and sad I was, 227 00:07:42,310 --> 00:07:43,950 你回寄了一本书给我 还写了题词 and you sent me a book with the inscription. 228 00:07:43,950 --> 00:07:47,710 "我们要书写自己的人生" 这改变了我的人生 "We all write our own stories," And it changed my life. 229 00:07:47,710 --> 00:07:49,690 - 我记得你 - 真的吗 - I do remember you. - You do? 230 00:07:49,690 --> 00:07:52,940 真的 而且我很高兴你这么努力上进 I do indeed, and I'm delighted you made something of yourself. 231 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:55,720 就像云岩说的那样 As the Cloud Rock says 232 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:58,040 "困境之中方得初心" "You found yourself in your struggle." 233 00:07:58,040 --> 00:07:59,180 哇 Wow. 234 00:07:59,180 --> 00:08:01,190 "欲追求真理 "The truth is what you came for, 235 00:08:01,190 --> 00:08:04,510 须历经斗争才能如愿" and you found it within your strife." 236 00:08:04,510 --> 00:08:06,080 嚯 挺酷的 Well, that was cool, 237 00:08:06,090 --> 00:08:08,730 - "为了托尔甘 勇敢起来" - 还有啊 - "Be brave for Tolgan." - There's more. 238 00:08:08,740 --> 00:08:13,630 "天下之人无出其右的 托尔甘" "Tolgan the last, Tolgan the first, Tolgan." 239 00:08:13,630 --> 00:08:15,530 托尔甘 Tolgan. 240 00:08:15,550 --> 00:08:16,500 结束了吗 Is it over? 241 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:19,320 结束了 这是我一生中最棒的一天 Yes. This is the best day of my life. 242 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:20,330 你有三个孩子呢 泰瑞 You have three kids, Terry. 243 00:08:20,330 --> 00:08:21,400 我说是就是 I said what I said! 244 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:22,410 好吧 All right. 245 00:08:24,430 --> 00:08:26,340 - 萨姆堂哥 - 小查 - Cousin Sam! - Chucky! 246 00:08:26,350 --> 00:08:27,350 手举高 Up high. 247 00:08:27,350 --> 00:08:28,360 手放下 Down low. 248 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:29,760 撞屁屁 屁屁 屁屁 Butts! Butts! Butts! 249 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,810 噢 兄弟 我喜欢这件衬衫 你在哪里买的 Oh, man, I love this shirt. Where'd you get that? 250 00:08:31,810 --> 00:08:32,920 - 噢 - 默文百货公司 - Oh, - Mervyn's. 251 00:08:34,790 --> 00:08:36,810 吉娜 快过来 Gina, get your rear over here. 252 00:08:36,810 --> 00:08:38,450 萨姆 你一定要见见吉娜 Sam, you've gotta meet Gina. 253 00:08:38,450 --> 00:08:40,500 我们已经见过了 她请我吃过饭了 Oh, already did, She took me out for dinner. 254 00:08:40,510 --> 00:08:42,620 没错 我只是想对萨姆有更多的了解 Yeah, I just wanted to get to know Sam better, 255 00:08:42,620 --> 00:08:44,770 顺便聊聊即将到来的假期 and talk about the upcoming vacation, 256 00:08:44,770 --> 00:08:45,810 我给他准备了他最爱的 I got him his favorite 257 00:08:45,810 --> 00:08:48,460 鸡蛋沙拉白面包 一碗松软干酪 egg salad on white, bowl of cottage cheese. 258 00:08:48,460 --> 00:08:50,640 旁边放着白煮蛋 Hard boiled egg on the side. 259 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:51,680 天哪 不要 Oh, no. 260 00:08:51,680 --> 00:08:52,950 噢 太好了 Oh, yes. 261 00:08:52,950 --> 00:08:56,700 最后我发现 萨姆也觉得我们应该去阿鲁巴 Turns out Sam here also thinks we should go to Aruba. 262 00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:58,150 我知道这听起来很疯狂 I know it sounds crazy, 263 00:08:58,150 --> 00:09:01,470 但是加勒比海可能比爱荷华州更有趣 but the Caribbean might be more fun than Iowa. 264 00:09:01,470 --> 00:09:02,970 开什么玩笑 In what universe? 265 00:09:02,980 --> 00:09:04,820 我应该提醒你带好防晒霜 不过嘛 I'd tell you to pack sunscreen, but 266 00:09:04,820 --> 00:09:07,800 看起来你已经够火大了 Mm, looks like you already got burned. 267 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:09,010 噢 是吗 Uh-oh, did I? 268 00:09:09,010 --> 00:09:11,460 因为我的皮肤还是一股生肉味呢 'Cause my skin still tastes pretty raw. 269 00:09:11,460 --> 00:09:12,800 - 恶 - 不好意思 少数服从多数 - Ew. - Sorry, vote's in, 270 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:13,990 十三比二 去爱荷华州 13-2, Iowa. 271 00:09:13,990 --> 00:09:16,720 暂时是 但我今天一整天 For now, but I have a whole day of 272 00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:19,460 都要和伯耶尔家的人见面 Boyle cousins scheduled, 273 00:09:19,460 --> 00:09:23,400 从鲍比·伯耶尔三点钟的下午蛋时间开始 starting with Bobby Boyle at 3:00 for afternoon eggs. 274 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:25,740 你以为可以把我们各个击破吗 You think you can pick us off one-by-one? 275 00:09:25,750 --> 00:09:27,960 - 当然 - 好吧 你可以 - Yeah. - Well, you can, 276 00:09:27,980 --> 00:09:30,130 伯耶尔家的人都是很软弱的 Boyles are very weak as individuals. 277 00:09:30,130 --> 00:09:32,810 但是 如果团结起来 我们坚不可摧 But, together, we're unbreakable. 278 00:09:32,810 --> 00:09:34,520 我要打电话召集亲属委员会 I'm calling a council of the cousins! 279 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:37,600 好怕怕啊 开玩笑的 走吧 萨姆 I'm scared! Just kidding. Come on, Sam. 280 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:38,680 萨姆 别走 Sam, stay. 281 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:40,690 - 走吧 萨姆 - 萨姆 别走 - Sam, come. - Sam, stay. 282 00:09:40,690 --> 00:09:41,830 萨姆 快来 Come on, Sam. 283 00:09:41,830 --> 00:09:43,640 - 萨姆 别走 - 快来 - Sam, stay. - Come on. 284 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:45,220 - 来吧 - 别动 - Come on. - Stay. 285 00:09:45,220 --> 00:09:46,690 - 来吧 - 别动 - Come. - Stay. 286 00:09:46,690 --> 00:09:49,040 好吧 我们开始办案吧 All right, let's get on this case, 287 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:50,580 我不能让我的偶像死掉 I can't let my hero die. 288 00:09:50,580 --> 00:09:53,400 太好了 帕洛正在城里参加新书读书会 Great, Parlov is in town for a reading of his new book. 289 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:55,910 《天火之环 之 加卡塔之桥》 "The Skyfire Cycle: A Bridge to Jarcata". 290 00:09:55,910 --> 00:09:59,400 哈 其实那个词读"加卡阿" Ah, ah, It's actually pronounced "Jarca-a". 291 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:01,080 《天火》里所有的T都不发音 All the T's in "Skyfire" Are silent. 292 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:02,750 那这书怎么可能读出来啊 This book sounds impossible to read. 293 00:10:02,750 --> 00:10:03,860 多奇妙啊 对吧 I know, right? 294 00:10:03,860 --> 00:10:05,840 好了 所有的恐吓信都是从纽约寄出的 Okay, All the death threats were sent from New York, 295 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:07,480 所以罪犯是本地人 他们有可能会试图 so the perp is local, They'll probably try and strike 296 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:08,720 在明晚的读书会上发动袭击 at the book reading tomorrow night. 297 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:10,160 他很有可能和其他小粉丝 And he's probably camped out on the street 298 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:11,440 一起在街上露宿排队 with the other fan boys. 299 00:10:11,460 --> 00:10:12,770 他们已经排了三天了 They've been lined up for three days. 300 00:10:12,770 --> 00:10:14,950 就为了听一个老男人讲故事吗 To listen to an old man read a story? 301 00:10:14,950 --> 00:10:16,250 我永远也无法理解这个世界 I will never understand this world. 302 00:10:16,260 --> 00:10:17,700 你还不是曾经专程坐火车去多伦多 You once took a train to Toronto to get 303 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:19,810 就为了一盘《虎胆龙威》加拿大版的录像带 a Canadian VHS copy of "Die Hard". 304 00:10:19,810 --> 00:10:21,220 我听说那一版的音质更好 There was a rumor it was better sound quality. 305 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:22,290 根本不是一回事 泰瑞 Get a grip, Terry. 306 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:25,140 我们要想个办法把粉丝的笔迹和恐吓信上的 We just need a way to compare the fans' handwriting 307 00:10:25,140 --> 00:10:27,290 做个对比 to the death threats, 308 00:10:27,290 --> 00:10:29,570 噢 我们可以让他们签一份请愿书 Oh! We get them to sign a petition 309 00:10:29,570 --> 00:10:30,950 让克万铎变成一条公龙 to make Qwandor the dragon a male. 310 00:10:30,950 --> 00:10:32,860 哇 聪明 Ooh, Smorf. 311 00:10:32,860 --> 00:10:34,670 但是我们穿成这样能混进去吗 But are we going to fit in there dressed like this? 312 00:10:34,670 --> 00:10:36,880 不 不 当然不行 No, No, we're not. 313 00:10:38,130 --> 00:10:39,870 ? 耶 ? ? Yeah ? 314 00:10:39,870 --> 00:10:42,350 ? 我在一家酒吧门外 ? ? So I'm outside of da club ? 315 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:46,580 ? 你觉得我是个朋克 ? ? And you think I'm a punk ? 316 00:10:46,580 --> 00:10:50,450 请在我们的请愿书上签字 让克万铎变成雄性 Sign our petition to make Qwandor the dragon a male! 317 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:52,190 女性角色已经够多了 There are already enough girl characters. 318 00:10:52,190 --> 00:10:53,930 根本不需要再加第三个 We don't need a third! 319 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:57,320 晚上好 长官 Good evening, sir. 320 00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:58,810 不 我不好 我根本没睡 No, it's not, I haven't slept, 321 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:00,750 因为我一直在思考那个蠢问题 because I've been going over that stupid problem. 322 00:11:00,750 --> 00:11:02,860 现在我终于明白凯文的想法了 Now I finally understand Kevin's side. 323 00:11:02,860 --> 00:11:04,370 这么说你们已经没事了 Cool, so it's all better 324 00:11:04,370 --> 00:11:05,950 而我也终于不用再上数学课了 and I never have to hear about math again? 325 00:11:05,950 --> 00:11:06,890 恰恰相反 Quite the opposite, 326 00:11:06,890 --> 00:11:09,430 我终于知道他错的有多离谱了 I know better than ever how incorrect he is. 327 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:10,810 概率可不是闹着玩的 Probability doesn't kick in. 328 00:11:10,810 --> 00:11:13,020 难道我要给你上大学统计课么 Do I have to teach you college level statistics? 329 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:13,960 我不知道 需要我教你 I don't know, do I have to teach you 330 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:15,130 高中统计学么 high school statistics? 331 00:11:15,130 --> 00:11:17,010 需要我给你上八年级统计课么 Do I have to teach you eighth grade statistics? 332 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,120 需要我教你七年级的统计学么 Do I have to teach you seventh grade statistics? 333 00:11:19,130 --> 00:11:20,100 需要我给你上 Do I have to teach you 334 00:11:20,130 --> 00:11:22,110 所以警探们 我现在要失陪一下去给他留言了 Now, if you'll excuse me, detectives, I need to leave him 335 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:25,780 得好好说说幼儿园统计学的事 a snide voicemail about kindergarten statistics. 336 00:11:26,940 --> 00:11:29,480 好吧 我们必须向霍尔特警监解释清楚 Okay, we have got to explain this thing to Captain Holt 337 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:31,330 好挽救他们的感情 to save their relationship. 338 00:11:31,330 --> 00:11:32,470 想想上次我花了整个周末 And you laughed at me when I went 339 00:11:32,470 --> 00:11:34,380 参加数学会谈时你居然还嘲笑我 to that weekend-long math conference. 340 00:11:34,380 --> 00:11:36,660 因为你说那是"潮人和数字的激情碰撞" Cause you called it "Funky cats and their feisty stats". 341 00:11:36,660 --> 00:11:38,740 活动名称就是这个 就是这么酷 That was the name! It was so cool. 342 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:40,580 并没有 不管怎样 这都跟数学无关 It was not, Anyway, it's not about the math. 343 00:11:40,580 --> 00:11:42,530 是因为上夜班 他们根本没时间相处 They haven't seen each other because of the night shift. 344 00:11:42,530 --> 00:11:43,530 他们只是需要啪啪啪 They just need to bone. 345 00:11:43,530 --> 00:11:46,720 什么 真恶心 罗莎 他们可是我们的爸爸 What? Gross! Rosa, those are our dads! 346 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:48,400 我是说 我不是这个意思 I mean... That's not what I think. 347 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:50,210 - 警监爸爸只是我的上司 - 哇 - Captain Dad is just my boss. - Wow. 348 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:53,290 不论如何 我要教父亲数学 Never mind, I'm teaching father the math! 349 00:11:53,290 --> 00:11:55,500 随便了 罗莎 Whatever, Rosa. 350 00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:56,680 说实话 泰瑞 我感觉 To be honest, Terry, I'm feeling 351 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:58,460 我在这好挫啊 你有这把酷酷的剑 a little lame out here, I mean, you got this cool sword, 352 00:11:58,460 --> 00:12:00,400 而我却穿得像个土豆袋子 and I'm wearing what, a potato sack? 353 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:01,810 你是我的荣誉侍从 You're my noble squire. 354 00:12:01,810 --> 00:12:03,790 你应该为有这麻袋感激涕零 You should be thankful for that burlap, 355 00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:05,660 这样别人就看不出你的阉割手术失败了 it's hiding your terrible failed castration. 356 00:12:05,660 --> 00:12:07,110 天哪 我讨厌这些书 Oh, my God, I hate these books. 357 00:12:07,110 --> 00:12:09,290 你们是来宣传克万铎的请愿书的么 Are you the guys passing out the Qwandor petition? 358 00:12:09,290 --> 00:12:10,690 就是我们 巨龙应该配大鸟 Yup, that's us, Dragons have dongs. 359 00:12:10,690 --> 00:12:12,300 那当然 You bet they do. 360 00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:14,680 跟性别歧视无关 只是 And this isn't about sexism, I mean, it's just 361 00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:17,000 女人们还不至于壮的像龙 that women aren't strong enough to be dragons. 362 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:20,820 - 把你们的请愿书给我吧 - 好 - Now, handeth me yon "Petish". - Okay. 363 00:12:20,820 --> 00:12:22,030 请愿书给你 "Petish" Handeth yon'd. 364 00:12:22,030 --> 00:12:24,510 这只是个开头 但如果你们真想让 This is a start, but if you really want 365 00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:26,760 帕洛听到你们的意见 Parlov to hear you, 366 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:28,900 你们必须要写封血书才行 you're gonna have to send a message in blood. 367 00:12:31,940 --> 00:12:34,150 我想我们找到一个嫌疑人了 I think we've got a suspect. 368 00:12:34,150 --> 00:12:35,160 出动吧 Let's ride, 369 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:37,700 这剑真的好重啊 Whoa, that's very heavy. 370 00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:41,160 - 一定是那个口臭的佛罗多干的 对吧 - 没错 - Halitosis Frodo's got to be our guy, right? - Oh, yeah. 371 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:45,220 "血书"暗示第一部的八百四十三页 "A message in blood" is a reference to book one, Page 843. 372 00:12:45,220 --> 00:12:48,070 温迪弗在背叛克里凡王子后 谋杀了他 After Wendivil betrayed Prince Clevang, murdered him, 373 00:12:48,070 --> 00:12:50,050 并且用他的血给他的孩子写信 and used his blood to write letters to his children. 374 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:52,040 你会跟莎伦谈这些么 Do you talk about this stuff with Sharon? 375 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:53,080 不会 她讨厌这些 No, She hates it. 376 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:54,050 很正常 Yeah, makes sense. 377 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:56,060 他的笔迹不一致 Uh, This writing doesn't match up. 378 00:12:56,060 --> 00:12:57,470 还是送去实验室看看吧 I'm gonna send it to the lab anyway. 379 00:12:57,470 --> 00:12:59,600 - 我觉得没这必要 - 为什么 - Yeah, I don't think that's necessary. - Why not? 380 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:02,830 因为我刚找到一个完美匹配的 Because I just found a perfect match. 381 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:05,950 是帕洛写的恐吓信 是他自己寄的 Parlov wrote the death threats. He sent them to himself. 382 00:13:05,950 --> 00:13:08,430 泰瑞真没料到会这样 Terry did not see that coming. 383 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:12,270 完美匹配 And that is a perfect match. 384 00:13:12,270 --> 00:13:13,610 这太疯狂了 This is crazy. 385 00:13:13,610 --> 00:13:16,130 为什么帕洛要给自己寄死亡恐吓信 Why would Parlov send himself a death threat? 386 00:13:16,130 --> 00:13:18,210 为了宣传吧 毕竟他上了电视 For publicity? I mean, he was on TV. 387 00:13:18,210 --> 00:13:19,310 他的书可是多年来 His book is on the best-seller list 388 00:13:19,310 --> 00:13:20,520 第一次出现在畅销榜上 for the first time in years. 389 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:22,200 帕洛根本不需要炒作 Parlov doesn't need any help. 390 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:24,040 他已经名利双收了 He's already famous, rich. 391 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:25,700 连孩子他都多的应付不过来 He's got more babes than he can handle. 392 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:26,760 拜托 那家伙怎么可能 Come on, that guy? 393 00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:28,530 你现在是在用谎言狡辩 Now you're just lying to prove a point. 394 00:13:28,540 --> 00:13:30,480 他很有魅力的 杰克 非常有魅力 He pulls, Jake. He pulls. 395 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,460 听着 我知道怎么回事 Ugh, Look, I know how it is. 396 00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:34,440 见到自己的偶像不见得是好事 It can be disappointing to meet your hero. 397 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:36,180 就像我遇见帕特里克·尤因的时候 I mean, just like me and Patrick Ewing. 398 00:13:36,180 --> 00:13:38,690 - 你不是说很开心吗 - 我撒谎了 那就是场灾难 - You said that went great. - I lied. It was a disaster. 399 00:13:38,700 --> 00:13:40,980 打扰了 尤因先生 我叫杰克·佩... Excuse me, Mr. Ewing, my name is Jake Per... 400 00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:42,520 哦 不 Oh, no! 401 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:44,800 - 嘿 - 你是我最喜欢的球员 - Hey! - You're my favorite player. 402 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:47,550 这跟你脱了帕特里克·尤因的裤子毫无关系 You pantsing Patrick Ewing has nothing to do with this. 403 00:13:47,550 --> 00:13:50,160 没关系 天哪 那我告诉你图啥 It doesn't? Oh, my God, why did I share that story? 404 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:52,780 帕洛绝不可能给自己寄恐吓信 There is no way Parlov sent himself that death threat. 405 00:13:52,780 --> 00:13:54,590 我们这就去他的旅馆 Look, we are gonna go to his hotel. 406 00:13:54,590 --> 00:13:56,840 跟他聊聊 然后他会解释清楚 we're gonna talk to him, and he'll have an explanation. 407 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,850 - 你想怎样都行 - 去你的 佩拉尔塔 - Whatever you need. - Screw you, Peralta! 408 00:13:58,850 --> 00:14:01,030 很抱歉 我还以为你会反对 I'm sorry, I thought you were gonna disagree. 409 00:14:01,030 --> 00:14:03,680 谢谢你的支持 这对我真的意义重大 Thank you for your support. It really means a lot to me. 410 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,370 一切都还好么 桑提亚戈 Is everything okay, Santiago? 411 00:14:07,370 --> 00:14:10,460 - 不好 我的戒指丢了 - 你知道丢哪儿了么 - No, I lost my ring. - Did you see where it went? 412 00:14:10,460 --> 00:14:12,910 事实上 Actually... 413 00:14:12,910 --> 00:14:15,250 它就在其中一扇门后面 it's behind one of these three doors. 414 00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:16,530 快选一个吧 Why don't you pick one? 415 00:14:16,530 --> 00:14:19,040 你在跟我玩蒙提霍尔游戏么 Are you trying to Monty Hall me? 416 00:14:19,550 --> 00:14:20,550 难以置信 It's unbelievable. 417 00:14:20,550 --> 00:14:23,060 蒙提·霍尔已经毁了我的家庭生活 I don't need Monty Hall ruining my place of work 418 00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:25,480 我不想让他再毁了我工作的地方 when Monty Hall has already ruined my home life. 419 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:27,390 拜托 长官 问题不在于数学 Come on, sir, the math thing isn't the problem. 420 00:14:27,410 --> 00:14:29,050 夜班害得你和凯文疏离了 Night shift's keeping you and Kevin apart. 421 00:14:29,050 --> 00:14:30,590 你们俩只是需要啪啪啪 You two just need to bone. 422 00:14:31,270 --> 00:14:32,770 - 你说什么 - 别重复 - What did you say? - Don't say it again. 423 00:14:32,770 --> 00:14:34,690 我说你俩需要啪啪啪 I said you two need to bone. 424 00:14:35,090 --> 00:14:39,610 你好大的胆子 迪亚兹警探 How... dare you, Detective Diaz. 425 00:14:39,620 --> 00:14:42,590 我可是你的上司 I am your superior officer! 426 00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:43,760 啪啪啪 Bone! 427 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:45,550 不管我家卧室里发生了什么 警探 What happens in my bedroom, Detective, 428 00:14:45,550 --> 00:14:47,560 都与你无关 is none of your business. 429 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:49,070 啪啪啪 Bone? 430 00:14:49,070 --> 00:14:51,720 别再那样和我说话 Don't ever speak to me like that again 431 00:14:54,970 --> 00:14:56,250 你为什么要这么做 Why did you do that? 432 00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:57,890 那伙计一直在钻牛角尖 现在他明白了 Dude was pent up. Now he knows. 433 00:14:57,890 --> 00:14:59,330 问题也就解决了 Problem solved. 434 00:15:01,450 --> 00:15:03,290 亲属委员会的堂亲们 The council of the cousins. 435 00:15:03,290 --> 00:15:06,410 看看他们 就像一群米色的猪 Look at them. It's like a Beige of Pigs. 436 00:15:06,410 --> 00:15:08,080 吉娜 你似乎很慌乱 Gina, you seem rattled. 437 00:15:08,090 --> 00:15:09,560 你平时不用双关语的 You don't normally make puns. 438 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,740 什么双关语 有吗 That's a pun? On what? 439 00:15:11,740 --> 00:15:14,320 听着 查尔斯 我将掌控整个委员会 Listen, Charles, I'm gonna sway the council. 440 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:16,970 所以赶紧放弃吧 除非你喜欢 So give up now unless you enjoy being humiliated 441 00:15:16,970 --> 00:15:18,610 在家人面前受辱 in front of your family. 442 00:15:18,610 --> 00:15:20,490 你觉得我在他们面前会尴尬吗 Oh, you think I'd be embarrassed in front of them? 443 00:15:20,490 --> 00:15:24,210 在唐·伯耶尔面前 我给他换过尿布 In front of Don Boyle? I changed his diapers. 444 00:15:24,210 --> 00:15:27,400 - 而且我也要给你换 - 恶 - And I'm about to change yours. - Ugh. 445 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:29,280 堂亲们 你们好 Hello, cousins. 446 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:30,850 鲍比 布伦达 比尔 Bobby, Brendan, Bill, 447 00:15:30,850 --> 00:15:33,000 伯纳德 科里堂妹 科里堂弟 Bernard, boy Corey, girl Corey. 448 00:15:33,010 --> 00:15:37,600 伯耶尔老爹曾经说过 "保持中立 Papa Boyle once said: "Stay in the middle. 449 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,440 那才是安全之所 "That's where it's safe. 450 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:40,580 才是繁荣之地 "That's where we thrive. 451 00:15:40,590 --> 00:15:42,800 那里就是 爱荷华州" That's...Iowa". 452 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,780 查尔斯会告诉你们阿鲁巴岛 Charles will tell you believe that Aruba 453 00:15:45,780 --> 00:15:49,540 不适合伯耶尔家族 但是想象一下 isn't for the Boyles, but picture this: 454 00:15:49,540 --> 00:15:52,690 我们十五个在一条长长的香蕉船上 one long banana boat with the 15 of us on it, 455 00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:54,730 扶着前面人的腰坐成一列 holding each other by the waist, 456 00:15:54,730 --> 00:15:57,820 享受着人生的美妙时刻 having the time of our damn lives. 457 00:15:57,820 --> 00:16:00,720 难道我们真的想去加勒比海盗的地盘么 Do we really wanna go where "Pirates of the Caribbean" took place? 458 00:16:00,740 --> 00:16:02,250 当然 Yes! 459 00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:03,390 不 No! 460 00:16:03,390 --> 00:16:05,460 那电影害我们做了好几个月的噩梦 That movie gave us nightmares for moths! 461 00:16:06,260 --> 00:16:09,170 我给你们准备了湖蓝色的袜子哦 Y'all know I got y'all aqua socks! 462 00:16:09,270 --> 00:16:11,950 大家都是七码 Oh! Size 7s for everybody. 463 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:15,940 总之 忠诚才是伯耶尔家族的立身之本 In conclusion, Boyles are nothing if not loyal. 464 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:19,350 忠于我们最爱的花生酱牌子 坚果先生 Loyal to our favorite brand of peanut butter, Mr. Nuts, 465 00:16:19,370 --> 00:16:23,020 忠于彼此 忠于爱荷华 Loyal to each other and loyal to Iowa. 466 00:16:23,580 --> 00:16:25,560 - 我爱你们 - 我们也爱你 - I love you. - I love you. 467 00:16:25,580 --> 00:16:29,920 我是吉娜·林奈特 我批准这消息 I'm Gina Linetti, and I approve this message, 468 00:16:30,630 --> 00:16:32,000 我爱你们 I love you. 469 00:16:32,030 --> 00:16:33,320 我们也爱你 I love you. 470 00:16:33,350 --> 00:16:37,060 - 我也爱你们 - 你们俩都很棒 -I love you too. - You guys both did so good, 471 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,430 我觉得我们要考虑一晚上 明天早上投票 I think we'll sleep on it and we'll vote in the morning. 472 00:16:39,980 --> 00:16:41,420 委员会散会 Council adjourned. 473 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:43,720 - 我爱你们 - 我们爱你 - I love you. - I love you. 474 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:48,090 - 嘿 - 怎么了伙计们 - Hey. - What's up guys? Look. 475 00:16:48,110 --> 00:16:49,550 很抱歉 我现在有点忙 I'm sorry, I'm a little busy right now, 476 00:16:49,570 --> 00:16:51,620 我有几个女伴在里面 I've some female companions over, you know. 477 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:52,780 真的吗 什么样的女伴 Oh, really? What are they, 478 00:16:52,810 --> 00:16:55,070 书呆子宅女吗 还是... like, some nerdy sci-fi fans, or... 479 00:16:55,170 --> 00:16:56,780 我的天啊 Good Lord! 480 00:16:56,990 --> 00:16:58,360 我真不敢相信自己的眼睛 I don't know what I'm looking at. 481 00:16:58,390 --> 00:17:02,200 早就告诉过你了 他很有魅力的 非常有魅力 I told you, man, he pulls. He pu-u-ulls. 482 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,720 好了 别再说了 Okay, stop saying "Pulls". 483 00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:05,360 帕洛先生 我们得和你谈谈 Mr. Parlov, we have to talk to you. 484 00:17:05,390 --> 00:17:07,380 我们并不是指控你有罪 Now, we're not accusing you of anything. 485 00:17:07,410 --> 00:17:08,960 只是想问你几个问题 We just want to ask a few questions. 486 00:17:08,990 --> 00:17:10,830 我们可能搞错了 You know, we're probably wrong. 487 00:17:10,860 --> 00:17:12,630 - 我们还是走吧 - 警长 别走 - We should just go. - Sarge, no. 488 00:17:12,660 --> 00:17:13,850 天啊 你真壮 God, you're strong! 489 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:15,550 帕洛先生 你是为了宣传炒作 Mr. Parlov, did you send yourself 490 00:17:15,570 --> 00:17:16,880 才寄死亡威胁信件给自己吗 those death threats for publicity? 491 00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:17,910 开什么玩笑 Are you kidding me? 492 00:17:17,940 --> 00:17:19,380 我根本不需要炒作 I have no need for publicity. 493 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:20,810 威胁信的笔迹 The handwriting in the death threats 494 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,460 和你在泰瑞书中题词的笔迹 matches perfectly with the inscription 495 00:17:22,490 --> 00:17:23,530 一模一样 you wrote to Terry. 496 00:17:23,550 --> 00:17:24,520 好吧 老实说 Yeah, tell you the truth, 497 00:17:24,540 --> 00:17:27,160 这个题词不是我自己写的 I didn't actually write this inscription myself. 498 00:17:27,770 --> 00:17:29,680 - 什么 - 拜托 成熟点 - What? - Come on, you guys, grow up. 499 00:17:29,710 --> 00:17:31,530 你以为我有那么多时间给每个 You think I have time to answer each letter I get 500 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:33,490 写信给我的可怜小胖子回信吗 from every sad little fat kid that writes me? 501 00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:35,050 拜托 所以我才请了助理 Come on, That's why I've got assistants, 502 00:17:35,070 --> 00:17:36,520 就是为了处理那些破事 precisely for that sort of crap. 503 00:17:36,540 --> 00:17:37,680 但是你说你记得我 But you said you remembered me. 504 00:17:37,710 --> 00:17:39,610 因为你是负责我案子的警察 Because you were the cop assigned to my case. 505 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,290 我并不想惹你生气 Look, I didn't want to piss you off. 506 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:43,530 你们要找的人 是我的前助理 The man you're looking for, he's my ex-assistant. 507 00:17:43,550 --> 00:17:44,990 他的名字叫埃德蒙·格拉伊 His name is Edmund Grail. 508 00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:46,290 那家伙痛恨我 The guy hates me. 509 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:48,430 我睡了他老婆 所以很自然 我不得不炒了他 I slept with his wife, so naturally, I had to fire him. 510 00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:49,700 这故事真棒 Yeah, that's a cool story. 511 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,560 之后 我又和他姐姐有些纠缠不清 After that, I got sort of involved with his sister. 512 00:17:51,590 --> 00:17:53,330 - 她非常性感 - 别说了 - It was kind of hot... - Please stop talking. 513 00:17:53,350 --> 00:17:54,190 好吧 Fine. 514 00:17:54,210 --> 00:17:56,940 我现在要去用功做研究了 I have a little bit of research to attend to myself, 515 00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,240 如果你们懂我的意思 if you understand what I'm talking about. 516 00:17:58,270 --> 00:17:59,680 祝你和三个 Enjoy having sex 517 00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:01,900 玩角色扮演的性感美女玩得愉快 with three gorgeous women in cosplay. 518 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:04,580 越来越可怕了 Well, that went terribly, 519 00:18:04,860 --> 00:18:06,170 我真的很抱歉 I'm so sorry. 520 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:07,900 你要单独待会吗 Do you need a moment alone 521 00:18:07,930 --> 00:18:09,200 还是想聊聊 还是... or you want to talk about it or... 522 00:18:10,780 --> 00:18:12,260 没错 这样也很有用 Yep yep. That works, too. 523 00:18:13,030 --> 00:18:14,580 嘿 有好消息 Hey, good news, 524 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,590 我找到帕洛老助理的地址了 I found the address of Parlov's old assistant, 525 00:18:16,610 --> 00:18:18,780 我准备过去询问他 你要来吗 I'm gonna go over there and question him, you want to come? 526 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:21,360 也许他不会开门 Maybe he won't open the door 527 00:18:21,390 --> 00:18:22,600 然后你得把门撞开 and you'll have to kick it down. 528 00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:23,710 这总是能让你振作起来 That always cheers you up, 529 00:18:23,730 --> 00:18:25,540 我不想撞什么门 I don't feel like kicking down doors. 530 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:27,140 那快速冲过一面墙 What about running really fast through a wall, 531 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:28,770 在墙上留下你身体的轮廓呢 leaving a perfect outline of your body? 532 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:29,850 像动画里那样 Like a cartoon? 533 00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:31,090 - 没错 - 不要 - Mm-hmm. - No. 534 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,770 我只想坐在这里 然后思考 I'm just gonna sit here and think about 535 00:18:32,790 --> 00:18:35,040 那些我奉为毕生信条的文字 how the words I lived by my entire life 536 00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:36,280 怎么会是弥天大谎 are a big fat lie. 537 00:18:36,310 --> 00:18:38,250 警长 我明白当你发现你的偶像 Look, Sarge, I understand what it's like 538 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:40,690 与你的幻想大相径庭时是什么感受 to have a hero who doesn't act the way you want him to. 539 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,730 又是帕特里克·尤因的故事 是吗 It's not gonna be about Patrick Ewing again, is it? 540 00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:44,490 不 也不是有关约翰·史塔克斯的 No, and it's not about John Starks, either, 541 00:18:44,510 --> 00:18:45,350 他也被我脱过裤子 who I also pantsed, 542 00:18:45,380 --> 00:18:47,140 你到底脱过多少尼克斯队员的裤子 How many Knicks have you pantsed? 543 00:18:47,170 --> 00:18:50,050 算上教练的话 五个 但这不是重点 Including coaches, five, but that's not the point. 544 00:18:50,070 --> 00:18:52,450 我说的那个偶像是你 The hero I was talking about is you. 545 00:18:52,470 --> 00:18:56,100 你是一个很棒的警察 丈夫和上司 You're a great cop and dad and husband and boss. 546 00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:58,330 还有 你身上总是有淡淡的香草味 And also, you always smell just a little bit like vanilla. 547 00:18:58,360 --> 00:18:59,700 那是我用的香皂味 That's my soap, 548 00:18:59,910 --> 00:19:01,040 我在岚舒买的 I got it at Lush. 549 00:19:01,070 --> 00:19:02,940 泰瑞 你是我长大后想要成为的人 You're who I want to be when I grow up, Terry. 550 00:19:02,970 --> 00:19:04,890 你应该知道你的成就 And you should know that some dumb inscription 551 00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:07,140 并不是靠什么烂书上的愚蠢题词得来的 in some stupid book isn't what made you who you are. 552 00:19:07,170 --> 00:19:08,990 你不明白这点我真的很郁闷 And it bums me out that you can't see that. 553 00:19:09,010 --> 00:19:11,350 现在 我要去抓住这个坏人 Now, I'm gonna go get this bad guy, 554 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:13,600 因为那是你教导我这么做的 because that's what you taught me to do. 555 00:19:15,260 --> 00:19:17,200 还有那个卖香皂的店叫什么来着 Also what was the name of the soap store again? 556 00:19:17,580 --> 00:19:18,820 算了 我自己去网上查 Forget it, I'll just look it up online. 557 00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:21,670 好了 萨姆 我们都在 你继续说吧 Okay, we're both here, Sam, Go ahead. 558 00:19:21,690 --> 00:19:23,050 这是个非常艰难的抉择 Well, it was a real hard decision, 559 00:19:23,070 --> 00:19:24,470 但最终我们决定 but ultimately we decided 560 00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:26,030 伯耶尔家族要去阿鲁巴 the Boyles are going to Aruba! 561 00:19:27,770 --> 00:19:29,660 好的 萨姆 听到这个消息我真高兴 All right, Sam, well, I'm happy to hear that, 562 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:31,630 我觉得那里的阳光会对 I think the sun's gonna be really good 563 00:19:31,650 --> 00:19:33,090 大家的牛皮癣很有好处的 for everyone's psoriasis, 564 00:19:33,110 --> 00:19:34,990 我们都很兴奋 We're all so excited. 565 00:19:35,010 --> 00:19:37,080 好了 我爱你 查尔斯 我爱你 吉娜 All right, I love you, Charles, I love you, Gina. 566 00:19:37,110 --> 00:19:38,570 哎呀 没信号了 Whoops, Lost you. 567 00:19:39,180 --> 00:19:40,670 真是太简单了 It was almost too easy, 568 00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:43,060 我就像驯养伯耶尔家族的坦普·葛兰汀一样 I'm like the Temple Grandin of herding Boyles. 569 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,490 没错 Yes, you are. 570 00:19:44,980 --> 00:19:46,270 怎么了 为什么你在笑 What? Why are you smiling? 571 00:19:46,290 --> 00:19:47,630 我不明白 我赢了 I don't get it, I won. 572 00:19:47,660 --> 00:19:48,400 是吗 Did you? 573 00:19:48,430 --> 00:19:51,230 你太专注于打败伯耶尔家族 以致于你也成了其中一员 You were so busy trying to beat the Boyles, you became one. 574 00:19:51,260 --> 00:19:53,160 你知道了我们的好恶 You learned about our likes and dislikes, 575 00:19:53,180 --> 00:19:54,860 我们的过敏史和恐惧症 our allergies and our phobias. 576 00:19:54,890 --> 00:19:57,210 你甚至给谢尔曼堂兄的马尾辫买了发圈 You even bought cousin Sherman a scrunchy for his ponytail. 577 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:58,440 是啊 我是为了赢 Yeah, so I could win. 578 00:19:58,470 --> 00:19:59,470 你确实赢得了 And you did win... 579 00:19:59,870 --> 00:20:02,030 家族墓地里的一席之地 a plot in the family cemetery. 580 00:20:02,060 --> 00:20:03,360 我们全家人 All of us together 581 00:20:03,390 --> 00:20:05,180 百年后都要躺在同一个坟墓里 lying in a grave for eternity! 582 00:20:05,210 --> 00:20:06,610 一个"坟墓" "Grave" Singular? 583 00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:08,730 查尔斯 就一个"坟墓" Charles, "Grave" Singular? 584 00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:10,970 警监 我们知道你不想提起蒙提·霍尔 Oh, Captain, I know you don't want to talk about Monty Hall, 585 00:20:10,970 --> 00:20:12,840 但我联系了一位数学教授... but I did contact a math... 586 00:20:12,860 --> 00:20:14,750 没必要 桑提亚戈 我们和好了 No need, Santiago, It's all good. 587 00:20:14,770 --> 00:20:16,460 - 所以你和凯文不吵架了 - 是的 - So the fight with Kevin is over? - Yep. 588 00:20:16,490 --> 00:20:17,950 - 因为你明白数学原理了 - 不明白 - Because you understand the math now? - Nope. 589 00:20:17,970 --> 00:20:19,400 - 因为你们俩... - 没错 - Because you guys... - Yep. 590 00:20:19,930 --> 00:20:20,960 我就知道 Knew it. 591 00:20:22,070 --> 00:20:24,570 - 看吧 事实就是你爸爸们做爱了 - 好吧 罗莎 - See, what happened is, your dads had sex. - Okay, Rosa. 592 00:20:27,890 --> 00:20:29,090 埃德蒙·格拉伊在吗 Edmund Grail? 593 00:20:29,470 --> 00:20:31,280 - 是谁 - 纽约警察 - Who wants to know? - NYPD. 594 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:33,780 我要问你几个关于DC.帕洛的问题 I need to ask you a few questions about DC Parlov. 595 00:20:33,810 --> 00:20:35,080 好的 Oh, okay. 596 00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:36,620 等我把门锁打开 Let me just undo the chain. 597 00:20:43,010 --> 00:20:44,890 狗娘养的 Son of a bitch. 598 00:20:49,210 --> 00:20:50,320 站住 Freeze! 599 00:20:51,770 --> 00:20:55,290 尝尝卡拉的威力吧 Taste the might of Ka'Lar! 600 00:20:55,970 --> 00:20:57,480 把他带走 Get him out of here. 601 00:20:59,510 --> 00:21:00,650 干得漂亮 警长 Nice work, Sarge. 602 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:01,910 你说得对 You were right. 603 00:21:01,930 --> 00:21:03,610 谁在乎帕洛 Who cares about Parlov? 604 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,110 我们要书写自己的人生 We write our own stories. 605 00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:07,500 所以欢迎阅读"泰瑞年代记" So welcome to the Terry Chronicles, 606 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:10,730 第一卷: 逮捕埃德蒙·格拉伊 Book One: The Arrest of Edmund Grail. 607 00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:12,370 紧接着第二卷: Followed by Book Two: 608 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,280 迷人的莎伦 The Ravishing of Sharon. 609 00:21:14,310 --> 00:21:15,470 很抱歉 I am so sorry, 610 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:16,770 只是你出现让我有点激动 I'm just pumped that you showed up. 611 00:21:16,790 --> 00:21:17,960 我不能让你失望 I couldn't let you down. 612 00:21:17,990 --> 00:21:20,570 所以你才是我的英雄 And that is why you are my hero. 613 00:21:20,590 --> 00:21:22,460 来吧 抱一个 大块头 Come on, Bring it in, big fella. 614 00:21:23,770 --> 00:21:24,830 不 Oh, no! 615 00:21:24,850 --> 00:21:26,460 又来了 It happened again! 616 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:28,590 又是这样 泰瑞 It happened again, Terry!