2 00:00:25,460 --> 00:00:26,960 神烦警探 第4季第9集 23 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:13,090 {\an8}查尔斯的女神黛安·韦斯特[参见S03E16] 著名老牌女演员 24 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:25,410 {\an8}yeast infection指阴道炎等真菌感染 25 00:12:07,710 --> 00:12:09,360 这可疑吗 Is that fishy? 26 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:11,660 我觉得很可疑 有好多狗 Seems fishy to me... There's a lot of dogs... 27 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:13,250 外面有好多狗 There's a lot of dogs out there... 28 00:12:13,270 --> 00:12:14,660 它们互相摞在一起 They're right on top of each other. 29 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:45,720 也难怪你们在里面 而我只能待在外面 But that's why you guys are in there, and I'm out here. 30 00:12:46,740 --> 00:12:48,660 戴着耳麦... On the mic, you know... 31 00:12:48,660 --> 00:12:50,730 测试一 测试二 测试 Check one, check two, check, 32 00:12:53,290 --> 00:12:55,800 我真的在我姐姐的婚礼上做过DJ You know, I actually did DJ my sister's wedding, 33 00:12:55,830 --> 00:12:57,100 结果可不怎么样 It did not turn out well. 34 00:12:59,350 --> 00:13:01,730 天啊 有时我看着我姐姐 我不禁会想... God, sometimes I look at my sister, and I'm like... 35 00:13:01,730 --> 00:13:03,130 她有两个孩子 She's got two kids, 36 00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:04,800 漂亮的房子 而我 beautiful house, and I'm like... 37 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:07,270 C.J.你到底是怎么混的呢 C.J., what have you done with your life? 38 00:15:40,830 --> 00:15:42,370 {\an8}Flaco的仓库 晚11:30 39 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:25,500 {\an8}均为卡通片角色 Baba Booey其实叫Baba Looey 所以这个词其实是用来嘲笑自以为是不懂装懂的人 40 00:00:00,900 --> 00:00:02,470 你好呀 伯耶尔 周末过得怎么样 Hey there, Boyle. How was your weekend? 41 00:00:02,470 --> 00:00:04,280 并不好 我病了 Well, actually I got a little sick. 42 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:06,280 是吗 真遗憾啊 哥们 Oh, really? I'm sorry to hear that, man. 43 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:09,320 就是 那天电视上在播《子弹横飞百老汇》 Yeah, "Bullets over Broadway" was on TV. 44 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:13,090 我被黛安·韦斯特[的表演]严重感染了 And I came down with a big ol' Dianne Wiest infection. 45 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:25,410 简直要发炎了[太棒了] Like "Yeast". 46 00:00:45,730 --> 00:00:47,760 交警那边我来协调 So I'll coordinate with the transit cops while you 47 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:52,000 你去跟进地检那边... 有什么事吗 follow up with the DA's off... Uh, can I help you, 48 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:55,180 - 斯坦利警监 - 你们有没有看到 - Captain Stentley? - Oh, hey, uh, did you guys 49 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:57,180 哪里放着一个黑色的背包 see a black backpack sitting around anywhere? 50 00:00:57,180 --> 00:00:58,520 - 没看到 - 没有 - I did not. - No. 51 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:00,520 糟了 这下真的彻底完蛋了 Aww, shoot, this is turning out to be a real cluster-biff. 52 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:01,560 怎么了 背包里是什么东西 Why? What's in the backpack? 53 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:05,170 就一些证物而已 你们知道有个叫弗拉克的毒贩吗 Uh, just some evidence. Do you guys know a drug dealer named Flaco? 54 00:01:05,170 --> 00:01:06,460 知道 是个有名的毒枭 Oh, yeah, he's a big-time supplier, 55 00:01:06,470 --> 00:01:08,140 布鲁克林一半的地盘都被他纳入囊中 consolidated half the territory in Brooklyn, 56 00:01:08,140 --> 00:01:09,710 那个背包是他手下一个马仔的 Well, the bag belongs to one of his runners, 57 00:01:09,710 --> 00:01:12,680 里面装着一坨足球那么大的可卡因... and it contains, like, a football's worth of cocaine... 58 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:14,650 我对大小没什么概念... 还有个手机 I'm not good with sizes... And a cell phone. 59 00:01:14,650 --> 00:01:15,990 你认为那个手机 And you think that the cell phone might 60 00:01:15,990 --> 00:01:17,360 有可能为我们提供抓住弗拉克的线索 have intel that could lead us to Flaco. 61 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:19,730 我现在想起来了 这个思路太棒了 I do now. That's a great theory! 62 00:01:19,730 --> 00:01:23,170 可是包不见了 所以... Whoa. But the bag is missing, so... 63 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:26,440 万一找不到了 这事会有多严重 Hey, how big of a deal is it if I, um, if I never find it? 64 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:27,910 应该是非常... I'd say it's a very... 65 00:01:27,910 --> 00:01:31,380 - 婉转点 - 好吧 不要紧的 - Sugarcoat it for me. - Okay, um, no biggie. 66 00:01:31,380 --> 00:01:33,950 真是好消息 多谢多谢 Ahh, that is great news. Thank you so much. 67 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:35,960 一有情况就通知我 Hey, if you see something, say something. 68 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:40,530 还挺朗朗上口 我好像刚创作了一首热门歌 Oh, that is catchy, huh? It's like, I just made up a hit song. 69 00:01:40,530 --> 00:01:42,460 幻觉 这是警方常用语 Nope, very common police expression. 70 00:01:42,460 --> 00:01:43,370 # 一有情况 # ? If you see somethin' ? 71 00:01:43,380 --> 00:01:47,150 # 就通知我 快来欢度今宵 # ? Say somethin', come on and party tonight ? 72 00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:51,390 我们的机会来了 如果C.J.找不到那件证物 This is our chance. If C.J. can't find that evidence, 73 00:01:51,390 --> 00:01:55,150 他就会被解雇 我们就有机会调回白班 he could be fired. This could be our way back onto the day shift. 74 00:01:55,150 --> 00:01:56,930 # 快来欢度今宵 # ? Come on and party tonight ? 75 00:01:56,930 --> 00:01:58,900 还真挺朗朗上口的 Wow! It's actually a really catchy song. 76 00:01:58,900 --> 00:02:00,780 没啥好欢乐的 There's nothing to celebrate. 77 00:02:00,780 --> 00:02:02,380 斯坦利警监肯定能找回证据 Captain Stentley is going to find that evidence 78 00:02:02,380 --> 00:02:04,950 - 因为我们会帮他 - 什么 不 - because we're gonna help him. - What? No, this is our chance 79 00:02:04,950 --> 00:02:07,290 这是我们搞垮他的好机会 拜托 今晚就行动吧 to undermine him. Come on and party tonight, 80 00:02:07,290 --> 00:02:10,530 佩拉尔塔 我们是警察 Peralta, we're police officers. 81 00:02:10,530 --> 00:02:13,200 我们有责任保护这个城市 We have a duty to protect this city. 82 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:16,850 我们曾经许下誓言 神圣的誓言 We took an oath, a sacred oath. 83 00:02:16,850 --> 00:02:20,710 要是因为证据丢失 导致毒品流落到街头 What if those drugs end up on the street or a dangerous criminal is set free 84 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:23,050 或危险的歹徒逍遥法外 怎么办 because of missing evidence? 85 00:02:23,050 --> 00:02:26,060 好吧 你就是想说那个 Okay, you know, you're trying to say it's whatever 86 00:02:26,060 --> 00:02:28,400 因为你那个... because you just... 87 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:29,900 - 你在嘀咕啥 - 我当然要嘀咕 - You're fumfering. - Of course I'm fumfering. 88 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:31,800 行 我们去找那个包 今晚就行动 Fine, we'll find the bag. Come on and party tonight. 89 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:33,110 可恶 Damn it. 90 00:02:33,110 --> 00:02:36,410 各位 局里又有新的环保任务了 Hey, guys, department has a new green initiative. 91 00:02:36,410 --> 00:02:39,620 我们的用电量必须减少百分之十五 We have to reduce energy usage by 15%. 92 00:02:39,620 --> 00:02:41,590 也就是说不能再用覆膜机了 桑提亚戈 That means no more laminating, Santiago. 93 00:02:41,590 --> 00:02:46,430 没关系 反正最能带给我欢乐的也不是这东西 Oh, that's fine. It's not the thing that gives me the most pleasure in life. 94 00:02:46,430 --> 00:02:49,000 跟人类的互动才是让我最开心的 Interacting with other people, that's what gets me going. 95 00:02:49,010 --> 00:02:51,340 斯库利 希区柯克 收起你们的巧克力喷泉 Scully, Hitchcock, lose the chocolate fountain. 96 00:02:51,340 --> 00:02:53,780 那我们用什么蘸草莓 What are we supposed to dip our strawberries in? 97 00:02:53,780 --> 00:02:56,290 用芝士喷泉吗 绝对不行 Our nacho cheese fountain? That's crazy. 98 00:02:56,290 --> 00:02:57,560 除非... Unless. 99 00:03:01,260 --> 00:03:05,240 - 警长 你这个可爱的小坏蛋 - 都收起来 - Sarge, you beautiful bastard. - Get rid of 'em. 100 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:08,410 还有吉娜 你也不能再全天候开着那台取暖器了 And, Gina, you can't run that space heater 24/7 anymore. 101 00:03:08,410 --> 00:03:11,120 取暖器 不好意思 Space heater? Excuse me, this is 102 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:15,360 这可是天炉牌红外舒适系统 而且她的名字叫杰辛塔 a Fornax Radiant Comfort System, and her name is Jacinta. 103 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:17,260 好 那杰辛塔必须走 Okay, well, Jacinta's gotta go, 104 00:03:17,260 --> 00:03:18,850 他不是那个意思 宝贝 He didn't mean that, darling. 105 00:03:18,850 --> 00:03:21,300 - 严肃点 把取暖器关了 - 不 - Seriously, turn off the space heater. - No. 106 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:23,100 立刻关掉 这是命令 Do it, now. That's an order. 107 00:03:23,100 --> 00:03:26,780 你最好不要跟吉娜·林奈特的任性做对 Yeah, well, you don't wanna start a battle of the wills with Gina Linetti 108 00:03:26,780 --> 00:03:29,450 否则结果一定让你备受打击 because you will emerge from that battle a broken man. 109 00:03:29,450 --> 00:03:33,960 不是吹牛 我幼儿园老师自杀时遗书里写了我的名字 Not to brag, but I was name-checked in my kindergarten teacher's suicide note. 110 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:35,160 吓死宝宝了 Oh, my God, 111 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:37,900 找到丢失的背包了吗 Any luck finding the missing backpack? 112 00:03:37,900 --> 00:03:40,670 没有 不过我在厕所的卷纸架上 No, but I did find C.J.'s wallet, badge, and gun 113 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:42,140 找到了C.J.的钱包 警徽和枪 on top of the toilet paper dispenser, 114 00:03:42,140 --> 00:03:43,550 估计他还没发现这些东西丢了 I'm assuming he doesn't know they're missing. 115 00:03:43,550 --> 00:03:44,880 你干嘛要帮这个人 长官 Why are you helping this guy, sir? 116 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:46,290 他和你完全是两种人 He's the opposite of everything you stand for. 117 00:03:46,290 --> 00:03:48,070 他最喜欢说的口头禅是 His favorite expression is 118 00:03:48,070 --> 00:03:49,530 "这会留下痕迹的" "That's gonna leave a mark". 119 00:03:49,530 --> 00:03:50,760 而且他用的地方都不对 And he doesn't even use it right, 120 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:54,670 这汤真好喝 这会留下痕迹的 Whoo, that soup is good. That's gonna leave a mark. 121 00:03:54,670 --> 00:03:56,110 什么 What? 122 00:03:56,110 --> 00:03:57,880 他的确不怎么样 但我不会参与 Well, he's not our best, but I won't be part of 123 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:00,150 任何要暗中陷害他的卑鄙勾当 any sneaky subterfuge designed to undermine him. 124 00:04:00,150 --> 00:04:03,240 你一定觉得自己好棒 因为你永远伟光正 You think you're so great just 'cause you always do what's good and right. 125 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:05,450 那么我要告诉你个消息 你好无聊 Well, I've got news for you: ya boring. 126 00:04:05,850 --> 00:04:08,280 你知道还有谁也被人说"无聊"吗 You know who else was called "Boring"? 127 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:09,500 安德瑞斯·马格拉夫 Andreas Marggraf. 128 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:11,270 - 你知道他的事迹吗 - 他发现了锌 - And you know what he did? - He discovered zinc, 129 00:04:11,270 --> 00:04:12,840 因为你已经跟我说过一次了 because you've used that one on me before because, 130 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:14,270 因为你好无聊 uh, ya boring. 131 00:04:14,270 --> 00:04:16,110 如果我这么无聊 怎么还找到了条线索 Well, if I'm so boring, how come I have a lead? 132 00:04:16,110 --> 00:04:18,710 来看看这个 这是一段监控视频 Come take a look at this. This is security footage 133 00:04:18,710 --> 00:04:20,320 就是背包丢失那天拍下的 from the day the backpack went missing. 134 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:21,950 上午十一点 背包还放在椅子上 11:00 A.M, the bag's over a chair. 135 00:04:21,950 --> 00:04:24,060 现在来快进一下 看看发生了什么情况 Now let's fast forward and see what happened to it. 136 00:04:24,060 --> 00:04:26,960 慢着 已经过了两小时 这段时间C.J.在干嘛 Wait, that was two hours? Where's C.J. during all this? 137 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:30,640 # 你有权保持沉默 # ? You have the right to remain silent ? 138 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:32,310 - # 快来欢度今宵 # - # 欢度今宵 # - ? Come on and party tonight ? - ? Party tonight ? 139 00:04:32,310 --> 00:04:35,350 这家伙的歌还挺洗脑的 对吧 The guy's got good hooks, I mean, right? 140 00:04:35,350 --> 00:04:38,630 等等 这是什么人 弗拉克肯定是派人来拿包了 Wait, who's this guy? Flaco must've sent someone to get the backpack, 141 00:04:38,630 --> 00:04:41,970 他们就这么长驱直入 把包带走了 and they just waltzed right in and took it out of the precinct. 142 00:04:41,970 --> 00:04:43,830 C.J.这下麻烦大了 Oh, C.J. is in so much trouble. 143 00:04:43,830 --> 00:04:45,370 你以为这种谴责的眼神对我有用吗 You think that disapproving glare works on me 144 00:04:45,370 --> 00:04:46,600 我又不是头一次被你这么瞪 after all the times I've seen it? 145 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:49,710 加油 再想点新招 你真无聊 Step it up, find something new, ya boring. 146 00:04:49,710 --> 00:04:52,510 你好哇 小姐 我是你的朋友 'Ello, me lady. It's your matey lil' 147 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:54,350 小小查理·伯耶尔 是吗 亲爱的 Charlie Boyle, innit, love? 148 00:04:54,350 --> 00:04:55,690 恶心 现在是凌晨两点 Ugh, it's 2:00 A.M., 149 00:04:55,690 --> 00:04:57,690 我们还在上班 你怎么还能这么开心 and we're working. How can you be so happy? 150 00:04:57,690 --> 00:05:00,460 因为我找到了熬夜班的秘诀 Because I figured out the secret of surviving the night shift. 151 00:05:00,470 --> 00:05:04,140 瞧 这只小猪去了仓库 You see, this little piggy went to the warehouse. 152 00:05:04,140 --> 00:05:06,910 这只小猪跟着他一起去 这只小猪就像... This little piggy went with him. This little piggy was like... 153 00:05:06,910 --> 00:05:08,880 停 打住 不管你想说什么 Stop, just stop and say whatever 154 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:11,820 - 换种说法 - 我发现了一家 - you are saying another way. - I found a 24 hour 155 00:05:11,820 --> 00:05:14,360 二十四小时营业的足疗店 超好的 foot massage parlor, and it's amazing. 156 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:16,700 能让你体会到前所未有的爽 It's the best experience you've ever had. 157 00:05:16,700 --> 00:05:22,340 你就会这样... You're just like, mmm... 158 00:05:22,340 --> 00:05:24,580 干嘛 Ahh, wha? 159 00:05:24,580 --> 00:05:26,280 谁叫你不停发出那种噪音 哥们 Wouldn't stop making that noise, man. 160 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:28,190 让我带你去吧 让我带你体验 Let me take you, let me show you the greatest 161 00:05:28,190 --> 00:05:29,960 值夜班最爽的也是唯一的乐趣 and only pleasure of the night shift. 162 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:33,200 不去 我死也不会让陌生人碰我的脚 Pass, I'd rather die than have a stranger touch my bare feet. 163 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:37,300 哥跟你说 一旦他们有力的手指插入你的脚趾缝 I'm telling you, once they get get their strong fingers in your toe gaps, 164 00:05:37,310 --> 00:05:41,410 那感觉... it's just mmm... 165 00:05:41,410 --> 00:05:43,820 这次怪我 Uh, that's on me, 166 00:05:43,820 --> 00:05:45,220 我不应该闭眼 shouldn't have had my eyes closed. 167 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:48,330 C.J. 你在为什么事心烦吗 Hey, C.J., you upset about something, man? 168 00:05:48,330 --> 00:05:50,160 是跟你工作有关的事吗 Maybe something in your career? 169 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:52,970 是的 我告诉上面 包被我弄丢了 Yeah, I told the brass that I lost the bag 170 00:05:52,970 --> 00:05:54,970 整件弗拉克的案子都被我搞砸了 and I screwed up the whole Flaco case, 171 00:05:54,970 --> 00:05:56,810 而且你说错了 这事很要紧 and you were wrong, it was a biggie. 172 00:05:56,810 --> 00:05:58,410 是你叫我婉转点的 Yeah, well, you told me to sugarcoat it. 173 00:05:58,410 --> 00:06:00,550 - 那这是谁的错呢 杰克 - 你的 - And whose fault it that, Jake? - Yours. 174 00:06:00,550 --> 00:06:03,590 - 我知道 - 好了 怎么回事 - I know. - Okay, so what happened? 175 00:06:03,590 --> 00:06:05,590 他们又不可能解雇你 对吧 I mean, they couldn't have fired you, right? 176 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:07,260 那就太过分了 但是他们当然可以解雇你 That'd be crazy, I mean, they could, 177 00:06:07,270 --> 00:06:09,270 那是肯定的 他们完全有理由 但是是这样吗 for sure, they had every reason to, but did they? 178 00:06:09,270 --> 00:06:11,540 - 他们炒你鱿鱼了吗 - 比这更惨 - Did they fire you? - Worse. 179 00:06:11,540 --> 00:06:13,580 - 他们撤销了我的调令 - 什么调令 怎么回事 - They're pulling my transfer. - What transfer, what now? 180 00:06:13,580 --> 00:06:16,550 我只是觉得这份工作让我不堪重负 Oh, I've just been feeling overwhelmed with this job, 181 00:06:16,550 --> 00:06:17,720 我不知道你注意到没有 and I don't know if you've noticed, 182 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:19,150 我有点力不从心了 but I'm a little in over my head. 183 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:22,390 - 完全无法胜任 确实 - 你懂我真是太好了 - Completely unqualified, yeah. - It is so cool that you get me. 184 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:23,730 - 是啊 - 总之 我之前听说 - Yeah. - Anyway, I heard that they 185 00:06:23,730 --> 00:06:26,300 警察学院要招聘一位行政主管 were hiring a head administrator at the Police Academy, 186 00:06:26,300 --> 00:06:27,970 - 所以我就申请了 - 等等 你想去 - so I put in for it. - Wait, you wanna 187 00:06:27,970 --> 00:06:30,080 - 训练其它警官吗 - 是啊 在学院的九年 - train other officers? - Well, the nine years 188 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:32,210 是我人生中最幸福的时光 at the academy were some of the best years of my life. 189 00:06:32,220 --> 00:06:33,380 那个项目明明只有六个月 That's a six-month program. 190 00:06:33,380 --> 00:06:35,150 当然 对多数人来说是这样 Sure, for a lot of people. 191 00:06:35,150 --> 00:06:37,590 总之 他们原来答应给我工作 Anyway, they said that the job was mine, 192 00:06:37,590 --> 00:06:40,260 现在他们不爽了 所以我看来是要 and now they're pissed, so it looks like 193 00:06:40,260 --> 00:06:43,140 永远困在这里了 I'm stuck here forever. 194 00:06:43,140 --> 00:06:44,870 不不不 No, no, no, no, no, no. 195 00:06:44,870 --> 00:06:46,610 一切都还不晚 事情还可以挽回 All is not lost. We can still fix this. 196 00:06:46,610 --> 00:06:48,450 当然 也许你找不回那个背包了 So, sure, maybe you can't get back the backpack, 197 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:50,480 但你可以做些更厉害的事 but you could do something even better. 198 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:52,850 比方说 如果你单枪匹马 Like, what if you single-handedly 199 00:06:52,860 --> 00:06:56,230 查出了弗拉克的身份并逮捕了他呢 figure out who Flaco is and then you take him down. 200 00:06:56,230 --> 00:06:58,130 拜托 杰克 Oh, come on, Jake. 201 00:06:58,130 --> 00:07:00,740 我还是会像搞砸其它事情一样搞砸的 I'll just screw it up like I screw up everything else. 202 00:07:00,740 --> 00:07:02,270 不 不会的 因为我会帮你 No, you won't, because I will be there 203 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:04,480 不过别担心 功劳全是你的 to help you, but don't worry, you'll still get all the credit. 204 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:07,520 听我说 C.J. 我们会帮你离开这里的 Listen to me, C.J., we're gonna get you the hell out of here. 205 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:09,490 你又在说好话哄我吗 Are you sugarcoating this for me? 206 00:07:09,490 --> 00:07:10,820 绝对不是 I most certainly am not. 207 00:07:10,820 --> 00:07:13,430 这会留下痕迹的 Whoo, that's gonna leave a mark. 208 00:07:15,710 --> 00:07:19,700 所以 警监 我一直在想那个丢失的背包的事 So, Captain, I've been thinking about this whole missing backpack thing, 209 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:21,600 如果我们找出弗拉克 and what if we find Flaco 210 00:07:21,630 --> 00:07:23,460 - 然后抓住他呢 - 你想背着C.J. - and take him down? - Oh, are you trying to solve 211 00:07:23,460 --> 00:07:25,130 把他的案子破了 让他难堪吗 C.J. 's case behind his back to embarrass him? 212 00:07:25,130 --> 00:07:27,840 完全不是 实际上 我认为C.J. No, not at all, In fact, I think C.J. 213 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:30,610 应该参与其中 我只是突然意识到 should come along. I just realized how important 214 00:07:30,610 --> 00:07:33,150 警察的职责对我来说意义多么重大 my duty as a police officer is to me, you know? 215 00:07:33,150 --> 00:07:36,120 我立下过神圣的誓约 你的话深刻地启发了我 The sacred oath I took. Your speech really inspired me. 216 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:37,630 那的确是我最棒的演讲之一 Well, it was one of my better ones. 217 00:07:37,630 --> 00:07:39,160 我说出来的时候感觉也很棒 Felt really good as I was saying it. 218 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:41,370 - 没错 - 所以你有什么计划 小子 - Yeah. - So what's the plan, son? 219 00:07:41,370 --> 00:07:43,060 老爹 我们不知道弗拉克在哪 Well, Dad, we don't know where Flaco is, 220 00:07:43,060 --> 00:07:46,810 但我有个线人知道他和马尔科·塞韦里诺有交易 but I have a C.I. who says he's got an agreement with Marco Severino. 221 00:07:46,810 --> 00:07:50,380 你是说我们可以假扮成寻找新货源的毒贩子 So you think we should pose as drug dealers looking for a new heroin supplier 222 00:07:50,380 --> 00:07:52,770 让塞韦里诺带我们和弗拉克见面 and get Severino to hook us up with Flaco. 223 00:07:52,790 --> 00:07:54,260 你觉得C.J.能搞定这个任务 And you think C.J. can handle this mission. 224 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:56,630 我知道他没经验 但他的创造性很强 I know he's inexperienced, but he's a creative guy. 225 00:07:56,650 --> 00:07:58,130 我觉得他能做好卧底的 I think he'd be great undercover. 226 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:03,060 好吧 臭小子们 我们和这些臭小子们过过招吧 Okay, muchachos, let's roll up on these muchachos. 227 00:08:03,060 --> 00:08:05,800 这是个不错的开始 我喜欢你说了两次"臭小子" Great start, and I love your double use of "Muchachos". 228 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:08,540 嘿嘿 其实我是C.J. Hey, it's C.J., by the way. 229 00:08:08,540 --> 00:08:13,210 这膜贴得真漂亮 Oooh, that's a nice lam job. 230 00:08:13,210 --> 00:08:15,150 我要发到博客上去 This one goes on the blog. 231 00:08:16,380 --> 00:08:18,560 嗨 警长 怎么了 大兄弟 Hey, Sarge, what up, bro? 232 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:20,620 "怎么了 大兄弟" 你在这里镀膜 "What up, bro?" You're laminating in here, 233 00:08:20,650 --> 00:08:22,300 - 是不是 - 对不起 - Aren't you? - I'm sorry, 234 00:08:22,300 --> 00:08:23,800 我真的太爱这个了 I just love it so much. 235 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:26,740 没事 我早就习惯了 从来就没人听我的 It's okay, I'm used to it. No one listens to me, 236 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:29,850 - 我真是个差劲的警长 - 什么 别这么说 - I'm a lousy sergeant. - What? No, don't say that, 237 00:08:29,850 --> 00:08:32,580 - 你为什么要这么说 - 如果我告诉你件事 - Why would you say that? - If I tell you something, 238 00:08:32,590 --> 00:08:34,120 你能保证不和别人说吗 you promise not to tell anyone else? 239 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:36,090 - 当然 - 你知道我上周 - Of course. - You know how I took 240 00:08:36,090 --> 00:08:37,960 - 参加了警督考试吧 - 嗯哼 - the lieutenant's exam last week? - Uh-huh. 241 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:39,530 我刚得知我没考过 I just found out I didn't pass. 242 00:08:39,530 --> 00:08:43,770 不会吧 但是别难过 只有十分之一的人 Oh, no, but you shouldn't feel bad, only like 10% 243 00:08:43,770 --> 00:08:45,140 是第一次就过的 of people pass on the first try, 244 00:08:45,140 --> 00:08:46,880 我知道 而且天天上夜班 I know, and I'm all exhausted 245 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:49,180 搞得我精疲力尽 再加上考试期间 because of the night shift, plus my bathroom break 246 00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:51,520 我去洗手间花的时间远远超出了预期 during the test took a little longer than anticipated. 247 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:53,530 请问 我能去下洗手间吗 May I use the restroom, please? 248 00:08:55,830 --> 00:08:56,970 没什么好看的 Nothing to see here. 249 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:59,400 打扰了 抱歉 桌子太小 Excuse me, I'm sorry. Little desk. 250 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:03,240 所以他们才说"考试时间 穿纸尿裤" That's why they say "It's test time, so diaper up". 251 00:09:03,250 --> 00:09:04,680 别人说的 不是我说的 They say that, I've never said that. 252 00:09:04,680 --> 00:09:05,960 我从没穿过纸尿裤考试 I've never worn a diaper during test. 253 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:08,190 谁会考试的时候穿纸尿裤啊 太搞笑了... Who would wear a diaper during a test? That's ridiculous, I mean... 254 00:09:08,190 --> 00:09:10,970 - 桑提亚戈 - 抱歉 听着 - Santiago. - Sorry, look, 255 00:09:10,970 --> 00:09:13,930 不要放弃节能任务 你是个很棒的警长 don't give up on the green initiative. You're a great sergeant. 256 00:09:13,930 --> 00:09:15,700 - 你会让大家都听话的 - 除了吉娜 - You'll get everyone on board. - Not Gina. 257 00:09:15,700 --> 00:09:19,280 当然包括吉娜 你能搞定她的 你可以的 Yes, Gina. You can handle her. You can do this. 258 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:21,450 警长 考试时间 Sarge, it's test time. 259 00:09:21,450 --> 00:09:23,620 纸尿裤准备 Diaper up. 260 00:09:23,890 --> 00:09:25,900 谢谢你和我一起来进行这次追捕 Thank you for coming along with me on this manhunt, 261 00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:27,510 - 我需要你的帮助 - 没问题 - I needed your help. - No problem. 262 00:09:27,510 --> 00:09:29,610 - 我们要抓谁 - 一个独臂走私贩 - who are we looking for? - He's a one-armed smuggler 263 00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:33,560 来自突尼斯的沙丘 他化名叫雷夫拉夫先生 from the dunes of Tunisia. He goes by the name of Se?or Riff Raff. 264 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:35,250 你要带我去那个足疗店 You're taking me to that foot massage place. 265 00:09:35,270 --> 00:09:38,530 我要带你去那个足疗店 整件事都是我编的 I am taking you to the foot massage place, I made that whole thing up. 266 00:09:38,530 --> 00:09:41,970 - 震惊 - 我们大家上夜班都很辛苦 - Shocking. - Look, the night shift hasn't been easy on any of us. 267 00:09:41,970 --> 00:09:43,440 就让我请那位拥有强健双手的女士 Let me make it slightly better 268 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:45,010 帮你把浑身的压力 by paying a strong-handed woman 269 00:09:45,010 --> 00:09:47,510 融化在货真价实的牛奶浴中吧 to literally milk the stress from your feet. 270 00:09:47,510 --> 00:09:49,850 好了闭嘴吧 我会去做一次的 Just shut up, I'll do it once. 271 00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:51,320 - 太棒了 - 只要你答应我 - Yes! - As long as you promise 272 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:54,130 永远不会再提牛奶泡脚的事 to never ever talk about foot milk again. 273 00:09:54,130 --> 00:09:57,000 - 成交 你会喜欢的 - 我向你保证绝不可能 - Deal, you're gonna love it. - I guarantee you, I won't. 274 00:10:00,810 --> 00:10:03,380 好了 那就是塞韦里诺的餐馆 All right, that's Severino's restaurant. 275 00:10:03,380 --> 00:10:06,220 - 我的线人说他就在里面 - 好激动 我准备好了 - My C.I. Says he's in there. - Whoo, I'm pumped, I'm ready. 276 00:10:06,220 --> 00:10:08,990 我有点好奇 你们有没有害怕 Um, just out of curiosity, how... how scared are you guys? 277 00:10:08,990 --> 00:10:12,060 - 完全没有 你呢 - 我要吓死了 - Not at all. How about you? - I'm terrified, 278 00:10:12,060 --> 00:10:13,430 但是 我不停地告诉自己 but, you know, I just keep telling myself, 279 00:10:13,430 --> 00:10:15,400 如果最坏的情况发生了 开枪就行 worst comes to worst, just start shooting things, you know? 280 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:17,200 我觉得你还是留在车里比较好 I think it might be better if you stayed in the van. 281 00:10:17,210 --> 00:10:18,510 等等 你是想让我坐冷板凳吗 Wait, are you trying to sideline me? 282 00:10:18,510 --> 00:10:19,880 - 是的 - 感谢老天 - Yes. - Oh, thank God. 283 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:21,610 但是让你待在车里 But just because you're 284 00:10:21,610 --> 00:10:23,620 并不意味着你在行动中的角色不重要 in the van doesn't mean you're not an important part of the mission. 285 00:10:23,620 --> 00:10:25,590 你的工作就是盯着这间餐馆 Your job will be to keep an eye on the restaurant. 286 00:10:25,590 --> 00:10:27,560 如果有任何可疑的人进去 你就... And, if anybody suspicious walks in, you just... 287 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:29,200 用车把所有人撞倒 Run everybody over with the van and then 288 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:30,460 如果他们还没死就倒车 back up if they're still moving. 289 00:10:30,470 --> 00:10:31,900 别老脑补我要说的话 Don't try and guess where I'm going with it. 290 00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:33,970 你注意那扇门 如果有可疑的人进去 You keep an eye on the door. If anyone suspicious walks in, 291 00:10:33,970 --> 00:10:36,490 - 用耳麦告诉我们 - 这个我当然能行 - let us know in our ear pieces. - Oh, I could do that, absolutely. 292 00:10:36,490 --> 00:10:38,640 其实我在《艾伦秀》见过这种耳麦 You know, actually I saw those ear pieces on "Ellen". 293 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:40,550 有一集 嘉宾是贾斯汀·比伯 One time, Justin Bieber was on, 294 00:10:40,550 --> 00:10:42,960 他假扮成一个保安 只是... and he was supposed to be, like, a security guard, only... 295 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:44,630 C.J. 我很喜欢这个故事 但是我们要进去了 C.J., I'm loving the story, but we gotta go in. 296 00:10:44,630 --> 00:10:45,930 - 我一会再说 - 未完待续 - I'll finish later. - TBC. 297 00:10:47,900 --> 00:10:49,900 谢谢你手工贴膜 桑提亚戈 Thanks for hand-laminating, Santiago, 298 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:54,980 当然 如果你问我 节能是趋势 Of course, if you ask me, saving energy is trending. 299 00:10:54,980 --> 00:10:57,500 吉娜 没注意到你也在 Oh, Gina, didn't see you there. 300 00:10:57,500 --> 00:11:01,030 - 吉娜 你的取暖器关掉了吗 - 取暖器 - Gina, did you shut off your space heater yet? - Space heater. 301 00:11:01,030 --> 00:11:03,060 - 没听说过 - 杰辛塔 - Doesn't ring any bells. - Jacinta. 302 00:11:03,060 --> 00:11:04,770 不 她依然健在 Oh, no, she's still going strong, 303 00:11:04,770 --> 00:11:08,970 如果必要的话 我会用武力拿走那东西 I will take that thing away from you by force, if necessary. 304 00:11:08,980 --> 00:11:12,210 - 来拿啊 - 不是吧 - Well, come and get it. - Seriously? 305 00:11:12,220 --> 00:11:15,420 - 取暖器在你裙子里吗 - 也许吧 但你无法证明 - The heater's under your skirt? - Maybe. You can't prove that. 306 00:11:15,420 --> 00:11:17,790 我可以 裙子底下还连着电线呢 Yeah, I can. There's a cord running under it, 307 00:11:17,790 --> 00:11:21,430 - 而且我觉得你可能着火了 - 那又如何 - and I think you may be on fire. - Mm, so? 308 00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:24,840 - 这是什么意思 - 我不会放弃杰辛塔的 - What do you mean "so"? - I'm not giving up Jacinta. 309 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:28,450 你着火了 吉娜 这种情况你根本 You are on fire, Gina. You do not have the upper hand 310 00:11:28,450 --> 00:11:32,020 - 不占上风 - 我永远都占上风 - in this situation. - I always have the upper hand. 311 00:11:32,020 --> 00:11:34,290 都火烧屁股了哪来的上风 Not when there's flames shooting out of your butt! 312 00:11:34,290 --> 00:11:37,430 尤其是在我屁股冒火的时候 Especially when there's flames shooting out of my butt. 313 00:11:45,350 --> 00:11:46,610 该死的 Damn it. 314 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:53,080 怎么这样我都能输 How the hell did I lose that one? 315 00:11:53,290 --> 00:11:56,020 - 嘿 你是塞韦里诺吗 - 你是谁 - Hey, you Severino? - Who wants to know? 316 00:11:56,020 --> 00:11:58,620 我是卡尔 这是比利 我们以前从罗萨里奥那进货 I'm Cal, this is Billy. We used to buy from Rosario, 317 00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:00,190 但他现在被条子抓了 所以我们在找 but he got busted by the feds, and we're looking for 318 00:12:00,190 --> 00:12:02,300 - 一个新接头人 - 伙计们 有人来了 - a new hookup. - Guys, we got company, 319 00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:04,640 有个遛狗的女士 还有个梳马尾的男的 There's a lady with a dog, and a man with a ponytail. 320 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:07,340 又有个遛狗的女的 两条狗背道而行 伙计们 Another lady with a dog, two dogs back to back, guys. 321 00:12:08,140 --> 00:12:09,410 我认识罗萨里奥 I knew Rosario, 322 00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:12,120 可我怎么从来没听说过你们呢 So how's come I never heard of you? 323 00:12:12,140 --> 00:12:14,660 你可以找罗萨里奥的人打听我们 Well, you can ask Rosario's guys about us. 324 00:12:14,660 --> 00:12:16,490 你们要是觉得可疑 就咳嗽一声表示同意 If you think it's weird, just cough once for yes, 325 00:12:16,490 --> 00:12:17,900 - 两声表示不同意 - 我来这里 - twice for no. - I didn't come here 326 00:12:17,900 --> 00:12:20,860 可不是为了被人怀疑的 我们可以再找别的卖家 to be accused of something. We can buy from somebody else. 327 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:22,550 杰克 我需要回答 为什么没人咳嗽 Jake, I need an answer, why is nobody coughing? 328 00:12:22,550 --> 00:12:26,390 等会儿 我有权知道是谁想和我做生意 Hold up, I got a right to know who I might be in business with. 329 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:29,560 怎么没人回答狗的事 这可疑吗 拜托谁咳嗽一下 I need an answer on the dog thing, is it weird? Can somebody cough? 330 00:12:29,900 --> 00:12:31,340 是谁在咳嗽 是你吗 杰克 Whose cough was that? Was that you, Jake? 331 00:12:31,340 --> 00:12:35,240 是你的话 咳两声 是别人的话咳三声 If it was you, cough twice, if it was somebody else, cough three times, 332 00:12:35,830 --> 00:12:38,840 抱歉 今天过敏得厉害 花粉指数爆表了 Sorry, bad allergy day, pollen count is off the charts. 333 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:42,410 花粉指数 天啊 你居然能想出这么妙的理由 Pollen count, oh, man, how do you come up with that stuff? 334 00:12:42,430 --> 00:12:43,970 你们的地盘在哪 So what's your territory? 335 00:12:43,990 --> 00:12:45,720 我们不在街头交易 We don't sell on the streets, 336 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:47,120 有固定的客户会来找我们 We have loyal buyers that come to us, 337 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:48,660 而且我们要高质量的货 And we need quality product, 338 00:12:48,660 --> 00:12:50,730 我们的客户非常挑剔 our customers are discerning. 339 00:12:50,730 --> 00:12:53,220 测试 DJ C.J.正在播音 Check, DJ C.J. On the mic. 340 00:12:53,220 --> 00:12:55,570 我认识的人能给你们提供全城最好的货 I got a guy that could get you the best dope in the city. 341 00:12:55,570 --> 00:12:57,140 但价格可不便宜 But it ain't gonna be cheap. 342 00:12:57,140 --> 00:12:59,660 居然会有人嫌破嘴乐队的歌放得太多 Apparently, there's such a thing as too much Smash Mouth. 343 00:12:59,660 --> 00:13:02,290 不好意思 你以为我们愿意和完全陌生的人打交道吗 I'm sorry, you think we wanna deal with complete strangers? 344 00:13:02,290 --> 00:13:03,940 我们可不想给自己惹上什么麻烦 I mean, we gotta cover our own asses. 345 00:13:03,970 --> 00:13:06,280 我们怎么知道那些人守不守规矩 How do we know this guy's even legit? 346 00:13:06,310 --> 00:13:07,730 - 闭嘴 - 别叨叨了 - Shut up! - Stop talking! 347 00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:09,170 - 给我闭嘴 - 我的天哪 - Shut up, now! - Oh, my God. 348 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:10,530 闭嘴 C.J. Shut up, C.J. 349 00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:12,120 怎么回事 你们是警察吗 Oh, whoa, whoa, what are you, cops? 350 00:13:12,140 --> 00:13:14,880 是啊 我们当然是警察 把手举起来 Yes, obviously we're cops. Put your hands up. 351 00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:17,940 谁说我们是警察了 我们还一点儿线索都没弄到呢 Whoa, who said we were cops? We haven't gotten any information we needed yet, 352 00:13:17,940 --> 00:13:19,330 杰克 你别瞎搅和 伙计 Jake, you're blowing it, man. 353 00:13:19,330 --> 00:13:22,320 别说话了 Stop talking! 354 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,810 犯罪现场调查人员搜遍了 Crime scene investigators combed every inch 355 00:13:24,810 --> 00:13:26,310 塞韦里诺餐馆的每个角落 没发现毒品 of Severino's restaurant, no drugs. 356 00:13:26,310 --> 00:13:28,590 我们不能再关着他了 而且他也不会坦白 Well, we can't hold him much longer, and he's not talking. 357 00:13:28,610 --> 00:13:30,970 审讯过程并不顺利 The interrogation did not exactly go well. 358 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,540 你要告诉我们弗拉克是谁 You're gonna tell us who Flaco is, 359 00:13:32,570 --> 00:13:34,420 而且是现在就说 and you're gonna tell us right now. 360 00:13:34,420 --> 00:13:36,650 吓死我了 Oh, that was crazy. 361 00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:38,290 倒是有一点好消息 Well, there's one bit of good news. 362 00:13:38,290 --> 00:13:40,530 我们认为塞韦里诺的手机联系过的最后一个人 The last call on Severino's phone was to a contact 363 00:13:40,530 --> 00:13:42,630 就是弗拉克 我们追踪到他的定位 we believe to be Flaco. We've tracked his location 364 00:13:42,630 --> 00:13:45,100 在一个临水的仓库 我们要突袭那里 to a warehouse by the water. We're gonna storm the place. 365 00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:47,910 - 好啊 我去找C.J. - 为什么 - Great, I'll go get C.J. - Why? 366 00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,980 你为什么坚持要让他参与 Why are you so determined to make him a part of this? 367 00:13:49,980 --> 00:13:52,020 - 不为什么 - 如果你真的在乎 - No reason. - If you actually cared 368 00:13:52,020 --> 00:13:53,990 你神圣的誓言 你应该明白 about your sacred oath, you'd see that he's 369 00:13:53,990 --> 00:13:56,230 他对我们破案是个威胁 a risk to the case. 370 00:13:56,230 --> 00:14:00,670 我的话并没有真的启发到你 对不对 Oh, my speech didn't actually inspire you, did it? 371 00:14:00,670 --> 00:14:03,070 好吧 事实是这样的 Ugh, all right, here's the truth. 372 00:14:03,070 --> 00:14:05,940 如果我们抓到弗拉克 C.J.因此有功 If we catch Flaco, and C.J. gets credit for it, 373 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:07,850 他就会被调离九九分局 he's gonna transfer out of the Nine-Nine, 374 00:14:07,850 --> 00:14:09,420 就为了这个吗 你还想着 That's what this is all about? You're still trying 375 00:14:09,420 --> 00:14:11,090 - 要陷害他 - 什么 不是 - to undermine the man? - What? No! 376 00:14:11,090 --> 00:14:13,330 恰恰相反 可能的话 我希望他成功 The opposite, if anything, I want to see him succeed. 377 00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:14,520 我是想"帮害" I'm trying to overmine him. 378 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,750 你明知道我讨厌你自己乱造词 佩拉尔塔 Oh, you know I hate it when you make up words, Peralta. 379 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:19,270 - 你还因为我说"食故"生气吗 - 是的 非常生气 - Are you still mad at me for saying "snaccident"? - Yes, very. 380 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:19,270 snack和accident的合成词 指不小心吃多了东西 381 00:14:19,270 --> 00:14:20,440 求你了 让他一起去吧 Please, just let him come along. 382 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:21,440 - 不行 - 我只是想让他的名字 - No. - Just so his name 383 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:22,640 - 能出现在逮捕报告上 - 不行 - is on the arrest report. - No. 384 00:14:22,650 --> 00:14:23,980 我会把他关在一街区以外的车里 I'll put him in a car a block away. 385 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:28,490 好吧 至少告诉我 为什么我的演讲 Fine. At least tell me what it was 386 00:14:28,490 --> 00:14:30,230 对你毫无效果 about my speech that didn't work for you. 387 00:14:30,230 --> 00:14:31,860 如果要让我 Oh, man, if I had to 388 00:14:31,860 --> 00:14:33,870 总结出一个最精确的原因的话 boil it down to one thing and really pinpoint it. 389 00:14:33,870 --> 00:14:36,240 我大概只能说是因为 无聊 I guess I would just say it's, uh, ya boring. 390 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:38,310 但你还是会让他去吧 好的 But still let him come? Great. 391 00:14:39,310 --> 00:14:40,500 这是搞什么 What is all this? 392 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:43,410 嘿 警长 在我三个取暖器的呵护下 Oh, hey, Sarge, I'm growing tropical plants now 393 00:14:43,410 --> 00:14:46,180 我现在开始种植热带植物了 in the warmth of my three space heaters. 394 00:14:46,180 --> 00:14:47,880 这里有点太热了 你觉得呢 It's getting a little hot though, wouldn't you say? 395 00:14:49,690 --> 00:14:53,030 或许应该把我的便携式空调打开 Probably also turn on my portable air conditioning unit. 396 00:14:53,030 --> 00:14:54,200 - 哔 - 我不会被你 - Boop. - You're not gonna 397 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:57,330 打败的 吉娜 我决定背水一战 beat me, Gina. This is my last stand. 398 00:14:57,340 --> 00:14:59,660 我这辈子就没离过水 My whole life is last stands. 399 00:14:59,660 --> 00:15:02,980 - 吉娜 我能和你说句话吗 - 怎么了 - Gina, can I talk to you for a second? - Yeah, what's up? 400 00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:06,820 让我猜猜 你和杰克闹矛盾了 Let me guess, you and Jake are having problems, 401 00:15:06,820 --> 00:15:08,290 你想让我教你如何接吻 you want me to teach you how to kiss? 402 00:15:08,290 --> 00:15:10,190 什么 不是 停下 What? No, stop that. 403 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,060 我知道怎么接吻 我读过书 I know how I kiss, I've read books. 404 00:15:12,070 --> 00:15:15,110 是有关泰瑞的事 你不能告诉其他人 但... This is about Terry. You can't tell anyone else this, but... 405 00:15:15,110 --> 00:15:17,410 - 他警督考试没及格 - 你怎么知道 - He failed his lieutenant's exam. - How do you know that? 406 00:15:17,410 --> 00:15:21,520 你就当是为我搜集情报的小鸟们无处不在吧 Let's just say my little birds are everywhere collecting whispers. 407 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,700 他把信放在桌上了 我看到了 He left the letter on his desk, and I read it. 408 00:15:23,770 --> 00:15:25,420 好吧 不过你既然知道他心情不好 为什么 Okay, but if you know he's depressed, then why 409 00:15:25,430 --> 00:15:27,090 - 还要这么难为他 - 别担心 - are you being so hard on him? - Don't worry, 410 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:29,230 我有分寸 你只要静观其变 I got this. Just clear the lane 411 00:15:29,230 --> 00:15:33,210 - 让吉娜做好她的事 - 什么 - and let Gina do her thing. - What? Ugh, 412 00:15:33,210 --> 00:15:36,050 吉娜 你把我锁起来了 Gina? You locked me in. 413 00:15:36,050 --> 00:15:37,880 去吃午饭喽 Going to lunch. 414 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,550 吉娜 你知道我有幽闭恐惧症 Gina, you know I'm very claustrophobic. 415 00:15:41,130 --> 00:15:43,430 都准备好了吗 C.J.在哪 Everybody ready? Where's C.J.? 416 00:15:43,430 --> 00:15:45,800 照计划把车停在了一街区外的温思罗普街上 Parked a block away on Winthrop, as promised. 417 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,030 别担心 他不会乱跑的 Don't worry, he's not going anywhere. 418 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:48,870 我在他手机上下载了一个应用 I downloaded an app on his phone that makes 419 00:15:48,870 --> 00:15:51,410 - 能让说话声听起来像打嗝 - 聪明 很聪明 - your words sound like burps. - Smart, really smart. 420 00:15:51,410 --> 00:15:53,250 - 是啊 - 准备好 三 - Yeah. - Here we go, on three, 421 00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:56,190 二 一 two, one. 422 00:15:56,190 --> 00:15:59,160 - 纽约警察 都趴下 - 趴下 - NYPD, on the ground. - On the ground! 423 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:02,200 - 弗拉克 快跑 - 弗拉克在那 - Flaco, run! - That's Flaco. 424 00:16:06,940 --> 00:16:08,710 锁上了 回去 It's locked, go back. 425 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:21,570 - 对不起 - C.J. 他是弗拉克 - Oh, sorry, - C.J., that's Flaco. 426 00:16:21,570 --> 00:16:23,070 - 你抓着他了 - 太好了 - You got him. - Yeah! 427 00:16:23,070 --> 00:16:24,910 他昏过去了 你怎么做到的 He's out cold, how'd you do it? 428 00:16:24,910 --> 00:16:26,750 等会儿 让我猜猜 No, no, wait. Let me guess. 429 00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:28,120 你开车门撞到他 You opened your car door into him. 430 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,390 - 对 - 他没反应过来 - Yep. - He never saw it coming. 431 00:16:29,390 --> 00:16:30,590 - 对 - 你也没想到会这样 - Yep. - And neither did you. 432 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:31,920 完全是个巧合 你从车里出来 It was a total accident, you were getting out 433 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:33,730 - 是要上厕所 - 不对 - of your car to go pee. - No! 434 00:16:33,730 --> 00:16:35,560 车里有只蜘蛛 吓到我了 There was a spider in the car, and I panicked. 435 00:16:35,570 --> 00:16:36,970 该死的 我怎么没猜这个 Damn it, how did I not guess that? 436 00:16:36,970 --> 00:16:39,170 你得来看看这只蜘蛛 超级大 You gotta see this spider. It's gigantic. 437 00:16:39,170 --> 00:16:41,980 查尔斯 真是太爽了 Charles, this is amazing. 438 00:16:41,980 --> 00:16:44,780 就是嘛 你上次哭成这样是什么时候 I know, when's the last time you cried like that? 439 00:16:44,780 --> 00:16:46,920 - 什么 你哭了 - 废话 我当然哭了 - Huh? You cried? - Damn right, I did. 440 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:49,930 貌似咱们得回警局了 Oh, guess we gotta get back to the Nine-Nine. 441 00:16:49,930 --> 00:16:52,630 别着急嘛 咱们俩手头都没有 Let's not be hasty. Neither of us have any 442 00:16:52,630 --> 00:16:57,410 要办的案子 所以不如告诉技师 open cases right now, so should we tell the ladies 443 00:16:57,410 --> 00:16:59,550 - 准备来第二轮吧 - 来吧 - we're ready for round two? - Let's do it, 444 00:16:59,550 --> 00:17:02,420 你这个欲求不满的小妖精 我去叫她们 you insatiable little minx. I'll go get 'em. 445 00:17:09,230 --> 00:17:10,770 查尔斯 这家店只是个幌子 Charles, this place is a front, 446 00:17:10,770 --> 00:17:13,940 - 他们在洗钱什么的 - 我们得马上离开这里 - money laundering or something. - We gotta get out of here right now. 447 00:17:13,940 --> 00:17:17,150 我刚和总部通完电话 他们简直欢欣鼓舞 I just got off the phone with One Police Plaza. They're thrilled. 448 00:17:17,150 --> 00:17:18,950 斯坦利警监 这下你可以调离了 Captain Stentley, you got your transfer. 449 00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:20,150 - 哇 - 我不要调离 - Whoo! - I'm not transferring. 450 00:17:20,150 --> 00:17:21,690 - 什么 为什么 - 一开始 - What, why? - The whole reason 451 00:17:21,690 --> 00:17:23,260 我想调离完全是因为 I wanted to transfer in the first place 452 00:17:23,260 --> 00:17:25,300 觉得自己不能胜任这份工作 is because I didn't feel like I could do this job, 453 00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:28,370 可今晚我在行动中抓到了弗拉克 but the mission tonight, me taking down Flaco... 454 00:17:28,370 --> 00:17:30,040 - 是车门的功劳 - 这表明了 - More the door than you. - It just showed me 455 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:32,810 我是有这个能力的 现在我感觉自己 that I can do this, and now I feel like 456 00:17:32,810 --> 00:17:33,880 真的属于这里 I really do belong here. 457 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:37,050 所以谢谢你们 So thank you, guys, for... 458 00:17:37,060 --> 00:17:38,820 让我又重新找到了自信 For making me believe in myself again. 459 00:17:38,820 --> 00:17:42,060 - 哦 - 过来 - Oh. - Come here. 460 00:17:42,070 --> 00:17:43,550 这会留下痕迹的 That's gonna leave a mark. 461 00:17:43,970 --> 00:17:45,200 真不敢相信 I can't believe this. 462 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,010 我们不仅要继续上夜班 Not only are we still stuck on the night shift, 463 00:17:47,010 --> 00:17:49,110 还要眼睁睁瞧着C.J.拿奖章 but now we have to watch C.J. Get a medal. 464 00:17:49,410 --> 00:17:52,280 怎么来了这么多媒体 连纽约时报的人都来了 Why are there so many reporters? Even "The Times" Is here. 465 00:17:52,310 --> 00:17:54,350 是嘛 他们派谁来的 Wait, really? Who'd they send? 466 00:17:54,370 --> 00:17:58,200 威尔森 帕尔默 施耐德 莱文 罗杰斯 泰勒 贝克 Wilson, Palmer, Schneier, Levine, Rogers, Tyler, Baker, 467 00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,430 科雷亚 布朗维奇 罗宾斯 施密特 Correal, Bromwich, Robbins, Schmidt? 468 00:18:00,460 --> 00:18:02,790 别再念记者的名字了 你怎么会知道这么多名字 Stop saying reporters' names. How do you know so many names? 469 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,630 他们才是世间仅存真正的摇滚明星 They're the only real rock stars we have left. 470 00:18:04,630 --> 00:18:06,130 - 好吧 - 大家好 我们今天来到这里 - Okay. - Hello, we're here today 471 00:18:06,130 --> 00:18:08,170 是为了嘉奖杰森·斯坦利警监 to honor Captain Jason Stentley, 472 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:11,370 他单枪匹马打掉了一个特大贩毒团伙 who single-handedly brought down a major drug ring. 473 00:18:11,370 --> 00:18:13,380 接下来由我有幸为他颁发 And so it is my pleasure to bestow upon him 474 00:18:13,380 --> 00:18:15,950 荣誉勋章 有请斯坦利警监 the Medal of Honor. Captain Stentley. 475 00:18:15,950 --> 00:18:18,390 颁奖吧 宝贝 Oh, bestow me, baby, 476 00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:23,060 真是好多人呐 that's a lot of people. Uh... 477 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:25,500 巴巴布依 玉米超人 Baba Booey, Cornholio, 478 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,410 我的演讲说完了 That's it for my prepared remarks. 479 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:31,450 有什么问题吗 Any questions? 480 00:18:31,450 --> 00:18:33,250 打掉一个毒贩对控制整个城市的 Will taking down one drug dealer make 481 00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:35,990 毒品流入量会起到显著效果吗 a big difference in the overall level of drugs moving into the city? 482 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:37,190 不知道 下一个 No idea, next? 483 00:18:37,190 --> 00:18:40,160 你对打击国际性的麻醉剂交易有何看法看 What's your philosophy for dealing with international narcotic supply chains? 484 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,670 不明白你说的啥 下一个 Didn't understand the question, next. 485 00:18:41,670 --> 00:18:44,270 这次行动的目标为何选择弗拉克 Why was Flaco targeted for this operation? 486 00:18:44,270 --> 00:18:46,710 好吧 终于有我能回答的问题了 Okay, there's a question I can answer. 487 00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:51,220 一切都开始于我弄丢了一大包可卡因 Well, it all started because I lost a huge bag of cocaine, 488 00:18:51,220 --> 00:18:53,220 我差点就完蛋了 但是 so I totally biffed it, you know, but... 489 00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:54,730 - 谢谢 谢谢 警监 - 哦 - Thank you, thank you, Captain. - Oh, oh. 490 00:18:54,730 --> 00:18:57,730 - 说得够多了 - 简直像事故现场 - That... That is... That's plenty. - That was a train wreck. 491 00:18:57,730 --> 00:18:59,800 是啊 他打从一开始就没资格站在那里 Yes, he never should have been put in that position. 492 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:02,030 而推荐他受表彰 Whoever recommended him for the medal 493 00:19:02,030 --> 00:19:05,980 还请来这些记者的人真是玩砸了 and called all those reporters really messed up. 494 00:19:05,980 --> 00:19:08,090 - 等等 你说什么 - 没什么 - Wait, what are you saying? - Oh, nothing. 495 00:19:08,090 --> 00:19:12,430 只是好像C.J.是被人"帮害"了 It just seems as if C.J. Has been... overmined. 496 00:19:12,430 --> 00:19:13,800 - 是你干的 - 是 - You did this? - I did. 497 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:17,040 - 你还用了我造的词 - 烦死了 什么"帮害" - And you used my made-up word. - I hated it, "overmined". 498 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:19,280 我怎么成了这样 难道真的 What have I become? Was this whole thing 499 00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:21,510 - 值得这么做吗 - 一切都不是巧合 - even worth it? - It was no snaccident. 500 00:19:24,190 --> 00:19:25,760 这个足疗店去年报了 So the foot massage place reported 501 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:28,130 七百万美元的利润 要挣这么多钱 $7 million in profit last year. To make that much, 502 00:19:28,130 --> 00:19:31,470 他们一小时要按摩一百只脚 还得每天二十四小时 they'd have to massage 100 feet an hour, 24 hours a day, 503 00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:33,640 每周七天全年无休才行 7 days a week for the entire year. 504 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,140 该死 我们得让他们关门大吉 Damn it, we have to shut them down. 505 00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:37,540 等等 先不要着急 Wait. Let's not be hasty about this. 506 00:19:37,550 --> 00:19:39,550 咱们好好考虑一下 不要太鲁莽 Let's think this through. We wanna be smart about this. 507 00:19:39,550 --> 00:19:42,050 没错 要是我们今晚就抓他们 Right. I mean, what if we bust them tonight, 508 00:19:42,060 --> 00:19:44,260 然后明天我要追捕杀人犯 and then tomorrow I'm chasing a murderer, 509 00:19:44,260 --> 00:19:46,000 就在马上要抓到的时候 我的脚突然抽筋怎么办 and I'm about to get him, and my foot cramps up? 510 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,130 - 因为缺乏按摩 - 然后凶手就跑了 - Due to lack of massaging. - And then the murderer gets away. 511 00:19:48,130 --> 00:19:49,500 知道他后来要杀谁吗 Know who he kills next? 512 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,530 - 市长 - 天呐 这个城市没有市长了 - The mayor. - Oh, my God, the city has no mayor now. 513 00:19:51,530 --> 00:19:53,610 陷入混乱 暴动频发 烧杀抢掠 全城恐慌 It's chaos. Rioting, looting, panic in the streets. 514 00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:54,950 然后国民警卫队出动 They gotta call in the National Guard, there's 515 00:19:54,950 --> 00:19:57,350 坦克开上了第五大道 宣布军事戒严 tanks rolling down 5th Avenue, declaring martial law. 516 00:19:57,350 --> 00:19:58,850 太疯狂了 一切都是因为 It's insane. All because we shut down 517 00:19:58,860 --> 00:20:01,130 - 我们端掉了一家足疗店 - 那是上帝该做的事 - the foot massage place. - That was doing God's work. 518 00:20:01,130 --> 00:20:02,960 - 不该我们考虑 - 所以说好了 - What were we thinking. - So it's agreed: 519 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,530 为了城市的安定 就让他们开着吧 we let them stay open for the sake of the city. 520 00:20:05,540 --> 00:20:06,970 为了城市的安定 For the sake of the city. 521 00:20:08,980 --> 00:20:10,480 工作再苦也得做 对不对 We have to do our stupid jobs, don't we? 522 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:13,050 是啊 我去拿我的破枪 Yeah, let me get my stupid gun. 523 00:20:13,050 --> 00:20:15,150 纽约警察 都趴在铺着舒服地毯的地板上 NYPD, get down on the comfortable matted floor. 524 00:20:15,150 --> 00:20:16,720 把你们有魔力的手放在我看得见的地方 Put your magical hands where we can see them. 525 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,730 你们全都因破坏美好的东西被捕了 You're under arrest for ruining something perfect. 526 00:20:18,730 --> 00:20:19,730 还有洗钱 And money laundering. 527 00:20:19,730 --> 00:20:21,000 是吧 还有洗钱什么的 Yes, money laundering, whatever. 528 00:20:22,210 --> 00:20:25,400 吉娜 我想了很久你为什么拒绝停用杰辛塔 Gina, I've been thinking a lot about how you refuse to give up Jacinta. 529 00:20:25,420 --> 00:20:28,020 - 没错 她绝对不会离开 - 我知道 - That's right. She's never leaving. - I know, 530 00:20:28,050 --> 00:20:30,290 所以我决定来个公平合理的 which is why I decided to do the only fair thing. 531 00:20:30,290 --> 00:20:33,730 - 人人都用小暖气 - 那又怎样 挺好的啊 - Space heaters for everyone. - So what? That sounds great. 532 00:20:33,730 --> 00:20:35,950 所有人 Everyone. 533 00:20:36,540 --> 00:20:38,570 简直烤死人了 It's toasty in here. 534 00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:41,200 这幅画面可以供你欣赏一整晚 You're gonna be looking at that all night long. 535 00:20:41,230 --> 00:20:43,550 哎呦 我觉得他要吃个大三明治了 Whoop, I think he's about to eat a hoagie. 536 00:20:43,580 --> 00:20:45,850 你瞧那是蛋黄酱还是汗啊 Is that mayonnaise or sweat? 537 00:20:45,860 --> 00:20:48,590 好吧 我放弃了 你把杰辛塔拿走吧 Ugh, fine, I give up. You can take Jacinta. 538 00:20:48,590 --> 00:20:50,760 真的嘛 另外两个小暖气也一起 Really? And the other two space heaters, too? 539 00:20:50,770 --> 00:20:52,770 全拿走 你赢了 All of them, you win. 540 00:20:52,770 --> 00:20:55,140 我赢了 我赢了 I win? I won, 541 00:20:55,140 --> 00:20:57,440 - 艾米 我赢了哎 - 你做到了 警长 - Amy, I won! - You did it, Sarge. 542 00:20:57,450 --> 00:20:59,050 你可以把我们的用电量降下来了 You're gonna get our power usage down. 543 00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:02,760 我才不管什么用电量 我战胜了吉娜·林奈特 I don't care about that crap, I took down Gina Linetti. 544 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:06,800 我做到了不可能的事 泰瑞重回巅峰 I did the impossible, Terry is back on top, 545 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:10,000 - 纸尿裤赛高 咋地 - 女士们先生们 - Diaper up! What! - Ladies and gentlemen, 546 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:14,530 杰森·斯坦利警监被调离了现任岗位 即刻生效 Captain Jason Stentley has been transferred from active duty effective immediately, 547 00:21:14,550 --> 00:21:17,520 雷蒙德·霍尔特警监将接替他的位置 Captain Raymond Holt will be taking his place, 548 00:21:17,550 --> 00:21:20,420 - 当然 他也接管了我们所有人 - 你是说 - and, yes, he's taking all of us with him. - You mean... 549 00:21:20,420 --> 00:21:22,930 没错 艾米 我们要上回白班了 Yes, Amy. We're back on the day shift! 550 00:21:22,930 --> 00:21:25,430 - 九九万岁 - 万岁 - Nine-Nine! - Nine-Nine! 551 00:21:25,430 --> 00:21:27,500 # 快来欢度今宵 # Come on and party tonight!