2 00:01:14,050 --> 00:01:15,510 神烦警探 第4季第10集 25 00:00:21,380 --> 00:00:24,320 {\an8}圣诞老人的原型 26 00:03:01,250 --> 00:03:03,920 {\an8}《虎胆龙威5》的评价不高 27 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:09,290 {\an8}有关美国开国元勋亚历山大·汉密尔顿的音乐剧 28 00:06:17,140 --> 00:06:19,070 {\an8}BGM: Silent Night 平安夜 29 00:08:14,970 --> 00:08:17,780 {\an8}拉脱维亚首都 30 00:12:02,830 --> 00:12:04,660 {\an8}前世界国际象棋冠军 31 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:09,610 {\an8}动物分泌到体外使其他个体通过嗅觉察觉并作出反应的物质 32 00:12:25,940 --> 00:12:28,150 {\an8}西方女子出嫁前所使用的姓 33 00:12:41,860 --> 00:12:43,150 {\an8}你们在这干什么 34 00:12:49,410 --> 00:12:50,790 {\an8}到你了 35 00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,460 {\an8}我爱死你了 儿子 36 00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:57,460 {\an8}你真是个特别的孩子 37 00:12:57,580 --> 00:12:58,750 {\an8}你真是个特别的孩子 38 00:12:58,880 --> 00:12:59,920 {\an8}你真是个特别的孩子 39 00:13:02,130 --> 00:13:04,720 {\an8}吃屎去吧 40 00:13:59,050 --> 00:14:02,990 {\an8}BGM: Hark! The Herald Angels Sing 听啊 天使高声唱 41 00:16:25,270 --> 00:16:28,610 {\an8}去年真实发生的一起乌龙事件 一名穆斯林高中男生因其自制闹钟被老师误认为是炸弹而遭到逮捕 42 00:16:41,770 --> 00:16:45,910 {\an8}BGM: Joy to the world 普世欢腾 43 00:16:58,770 --> 00:17:01,040 {\an8}美国新泽西州的城市 临哈得孙河 对岸为纽约市的曼哈顿岛 44 00:18:57,360 --> 00:19:01,600 {\an8}美国第三任副总统 因政治分歧与时任美国财政部长的汉密尔顿进行了一场决斗 45 00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:32,530 {\an8}《绝命毒师》主演 46 00:20:28,850 --> 00:20:30,920 {\an8}BGM: The twelve days of christmas 圣诞节十二天 47 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,290 感谢各位与我一同参加这场 Thank you for joining me for what promises to be 48 00:00:02,320 --> 00:00:05,680 我保证是九九区史上最酷最炫的圣诞亮灯仪式 the diggity-dopest tree lighting in the history of the Nine-Nine. 49 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:07,110 我不明白 树在哪儿 I don't understand. Where's the tree? 50 00:00:07,110 --> 00:00:09,590 它一直都在我们的心中 机智啊 杰克 It was inside us all along. Brilliant, Jake. 51 00:00:09,590 --> 00:00:11,890 不 查尔斯 不是所有东西都一直在我们心中 No, Charles, not everything was inside of us all along. 52 00:00:11,890 --> 00:00:14,460 树在这儿 The tree is right here. 53 00:00:14,460 --> 00:00:15,900 酷 我们可以走了么 Cool, Can we go now? 54 00:00:15,900 --> 00:00:17,870 当然不行 看啊 Obviously not. Behold. 55 00:00:17,870 --> 00:00:21,380 全米国最棒的充气树 the greatest inflatable tree that 'Murica has to offer. 56 00:00:21,380 --> 00:00:24,320 现在 正如圣尼古拉的不朽名言所说 And now, in the immortal words of Saint Nick, 57 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:25,980 压缩机开动 turn on the compressor. 58 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:30,260 你们听到了么 这是圣诞节的声音 You hear that? It's the sound of Christmas. 59 00:00:30,260 --> 00:00:31,960 震耳欲聋 It's deafening. 60 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:33,600 它真的变得好大 It's getting really big. 61 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:34,940 你订的什么型号的树 What size tree did you get? 62 00:00:34,940 --> 00:00:36,340 特大号 It's a jumbo. 63 00:00:36,340 --> 00:00:38,410 据说有十米高 It says it's ten meters tall. 64 00:00:38,410 --> 00:00:41,420 大概是32.81英尺 That's... Roughly 32.81 feet. 65 00:00:41,420 --> 00:00:43,620 赶紧来个人拔掉插头 快点 Someone unplug it, unplug it now. 66 00:00:43,620 --> 00:00:45,660 不行 插头陷进去了 We can't. It swallowed its own plug! 67 00:00:45,660 --> 00:00:47,830 大家快跑 Everybody run! 68 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:53,240 好了 树已经无路可逃了 Okay, the tree has been contained. 69 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:54,740 等等 我们落了一个人 Wait, we left a man behind. 70 00:00:54,740 --> 00:00:56,950 杰克 Jake! 71 00:00:56,950 --> 00:00:59,750 泰瑞被永远困在里面了 Well, Terry's trapped in the break room forever. 72 00:00:59,750 --> 00:01:01,660 我们能做的只有继续生活下去 Only thing we can do now is move on with our lives. 73 00:01:01,660 --> 00:01:02,860 泰瑞一定也希望我们这么做 It's what Terry would've wanted. 74 00:01:02,860 --> 00:01:05,760 啊 Aah! 75 00:01:09,610 --> 00:01:11,440 我主仁慈 God bless us, every one? 76 00:01:11,750 --> 00:01:12,550 耶 Yeah! 77 00:01:12,580 --> 00:01:13,710 耶 Yeah! 78 00:01:34,070 --> 00:01:36,970 真好 伯耶尔一家都在这儿 Ah, the Boyles are here. Good tidings. 79 00:01:36,970 --> 00:01:38,410 吉纳维芙 你好 你看起来... Genevieve, hello, you're looking... 80 00:01:38,410 --> 00:01:39,690 性感的像个狐狸精 Sexy as a minx. 81 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:41,250 我本来想说"很喜庆"的 因为这围巾 I was gonna say "Festive," due to the scarf. 82 00:01:41,250 --> 00:01:43,890 里面的内衣性感得要疯了 The bra underneath is insane. 83 00:01:43,890 --> 00:01:44,890 - 确实 - 好吧 - It is. - Okay. 84 00:01:44,890 --> 00:01:46,230 做了父母也没有改变你们俩 Parenthood has not changed you two. 85 00:01:46,230 --> 00:01:47,400 尼古拉耶 伙计 Hey there, Nikolaj, my man. 86 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,100 - 你怎么样 - 嗨 杰克 我们给爸爸做了 - How you doing? - Hi, Jake, we made Daddy 87 00:01:49,100 --> 00:01:51,540 拉脱维亚的圣诞饼干 你要来点儿么 Latvian Christmas cookies. Want one? 88 00:01:51,540 --> 00:01:53,440 - 当然了 - 里面加的土豆 - You bet I do. - The potato really 89 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:54,810 - 配上醋真是绝了 - 可惜这俩 - brings out the vinegar. - Neither of those 90 00:01:54,810 --> 00:01:56,550 都不应该是饼干材料 我还是放回去好了 are cookie things, I'm just gonna put that back. 91 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:58,120 要过圣诞节啦 激动么伙计 So, you excited for Christmas, bud? 92 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:00,390 - 当然 我超级激动 - 这是尼古拉耶 - Yeah, I'm so excited, - This is Nikolaj's 93 00:02:00,390 --> 00:02:03,160 第一次过圣诞节 因为孤儿院一直过不了 first Christmas because the orphanage kept cancelling it. 94 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:06,070 一次是因为暴风雪 一次是火灾 还有一次是因为 Once it was blizzards, one it was fires, and once it was... 95 00:02:06,070 --> 00:02:07,700 - 饥荒 - 没错 饥荒 - Famine. - That's right, famine. 96 00:02:07,710 --> 00:02:09,110 - 哦 - 爸爸答应过 - Oh - Papa promised me 97 00:02:09,110 --> 00:02:12,580 要送我最好的礼物 一个拉脱维亚队长的玩偶 the best present ever: a Captain Latvia action figure! 98 00:02:12,580 --> 00:02:15,450 哇 拉脱维亚队长 他的超能力是什么 Whoa, Captain Latvia? What's his superpower? 99 00:02:15,450 --> 00:02:17,890 - 他可以跟麋鹿说话么 - 不 是负鼠 - Can he talk to moose? - No, possums. 100 00:02:17,890 --> 00:02:19,690 - 更糟糕 - 那个玩具在美国 - Worse. - It's a very difficult toy 101 00:02:19,700 --> 00:02:21,200 很难弄到 所以在查尔斯承诺 to get in America, so I was worried 102 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,440 要送尼古拉耶一个的时候 我很担心 when Charles told Nikolaj he would get him one. 103 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:25,440 我说过 给他一个惊喜就好了 免得期望太高 I said, keep it a surprise, so you don't build up 104 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:27,880 会有落差 不过查尔斯说 "没门 his expectations, but Charles said, "no way, 105 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:29,780 - 我就想让他充满期待" - 我们都记得 - I want to build expectations." - Well, we all remember 106 00:02:29,780 --> 00:02:32,090 那段对话 爸爸该工作了 the conversation. Well, work time for Daddy. 107 00:02:32,090 --> 00:02:34,890 待会见了 我爱你们 I'll see you guys later. Okay, I love you guys so much. 108 00:02:34,890 --> 00:02:35,930 - 我们也爱你 - 好的 - Love you. - All right. 109 00:02:35,930 --> 00:02:38,330 - 拜拜 - 圣诞节会充满惊喜 - Bye. - Christmas is gonna be amazing! 110 00:02:38,330 --> 00:02:40,340 圣诞节会糟糕透顶 我还没弄到礼物 Christmas is gonna suck. I don't have the present. 111 00:02:40,340 --> 00:02:41,840 什么 但是你答应了尼古拉耶 What? But you promised Nikolaj. 112 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:44,010 一个月前我就在一个拉脱维亚玩具店下单了 I ordered it a month ago from a Latvian toy store, 113 00:02:44,010 --> 00:02:45,650 可是到现在还没送到 and it still hasn't arrived yet. 114 00:02:45,650 --> 00:02:47,520 快递公司一直搪塞我 The shipping company is giving me the runaround. 115 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:48,790 好吧 那就送他个别的礼物 All right, so just get him a different present, 116 00:02:48,790 --> 00:02:50,620 比如喷气滑雪橇或者... 锤子 like a Jet Ski or... A hammer. 117 00:02:50,620 --> 00:02:51,760 我不知道小孩子喜欢什么 I don't know what kids are into. 118 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:52,930 吉纳维芙和我带他回家后 Genevieve and I worked so hard 119 00:02:52,930 --> 00:02:55,530 好不容易才让他信任我们 to get Nikolaj to trust us when we brought him home. 120 00:02:55,530 --> 00:02:57,340 现在全部都要毁了 That's gonna be destroyed, 121 00:02:57,340 --> 00:02:59,210 就像那家因木材干朽而崩塌殆尽的孤儿院一样 the way dry rot destroyed his orphanage. 122 00:02:59,210 --> 00:03:01,240 - 相信我 不会有事的 - 真的吗 - Trust me, it's gonna be fine. - Really? 123 00:03:01,250 --> 00:03:03,920 因为你也这么说过《虎胆龙威5》 杰克 'Cause you said that about "Die Hard 5," Jake. 124 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:06,620 哦 Oh. 125 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:08,430 完蛋了 It's not gonna be fine. 126 00:03:08,430 --> 00:03:10,930 最后 我们要谈谈社区服务问题 Finally, let's talk about community outreach. 127 00:03:10,930 --> 00:03:12,570 关于这个谁有什么... Does anyone have any ideas about... 128 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:19,980 这些金嗓傻逼是谁 Who are these golden-throated dorks? 129 00:03:19,980 --> 00:03:21,520 - 是运输署的人 - 没错 - It's the MTA. - That's right. 130 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:23,460 纽约大都会运输署 The Metropolitan Transit Authority. 131 00:03:23,460 --> 00:03:25,660 我猜你们爬出你们的老鼠管道 I assumed you've climbed out of your rat tunnels 132 00:03:25,660 --> 00:03:28,270 是为了来嘲讽我们参加今晚的颂歌比赛吧 to taunt us about tonight's charity caroling competition. 133 00:03:28,270 --> 00:03:29,870 不不不 当然不是 No, no, no, of course not. 134 00:03:29,870 --> 00:03:31,970 我们是来祝你们好运的 毕竟我们每年都 We're here to wish you luck, since every year we... 135 00:03:31,970 --> 00:03:33,880 - ? 独 ?- ? 占 ? - Kick... - Your... 136 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,150 ? 鳌头 ? Butts. 137 00:03:35,150 --> 00:03:37,780 够了 你们以前也许赢过我们 Enough. You may have bested us before, 138 00:03:37,790 --> 00:03:39,890 不过收回你们的野心吧 but throttle back your ambitions. 139 00:03:39,890 --> 00:03:41,530 我们的声音 Our voices are... 140 00:03:41,530 --> 00:03:43,060 - ? 更棒 ? - ? 更强 ? - Better? - Awesome! 141 00:03:43,060 --> 00:03:45,470 - ? 歌唱 ? - ? 斯库利 ? - Sing! - Scully! 142 00:03:45,470 --> 00:03:46,670 太恐怖了 That was terrible. 143 00:03:46,670 --> 00:03:47,800 希望你们今晚准备的更好些 I hope you're more prepared tonight, 144 00:03:47,810 --> 00:03:49,510 不然我们就得报人口失踪案了 or else we'll have to file a missing persons report. 145 00:03:49,510 --> 00:03:51,340 失踪者姓 "你的" First name: "Your". 146 00:03:51,350 --> 00:03:52,550 名叫 "尊严" Last name: "Dignity". 147 00:03:52,550 --> 00:03:54,920 走吧 伙计们 我们去搭地铁和巴士吧 Come on, crew, let's hit the rails and buses. 148 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:56,490 这可都是在纽约出行的绝佳工具 Both great ways to get around the city. 149 00:03:57,560 --> 00:04:00,500 我受够每年都输给那些脸色苍白的智障了 I hate that we lose to those pasty-assed mole people every year. 150 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:02,030 这个时候粉饰词汇毫无意义 Oh, there's no point in mincing your words. 151 00:04:02,030 --> 00:04:03,440 他们就是帮无赖 They're knaves! 152 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:05,610 警长 你真用这张嘴亲凯文吗 Captain, you kiss Kevin with that mouth? 153 00:04:05,610 --> 00:04:07,340 没错 而且今晚 You bet I do. And tonight, 154 00:04:07,340 --> 00:04:08,880 我还要用它唱歌 I'm gonna sing with it. 155 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:11,890 我们要打倒运输署 We're taking down the MTA. 156 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:18,870 - 查尔斯 你在干嘛 - 加客 - Charles, what are you doing? - Jah-nakeh. 157 00:04:18,870 --> 00:04:20,370 - 什么 - 加客 - What? - Jah-keh. 158 00:04:20,370 --> 00:04:22,910 完全不知道你在说什么 你怎么不穿件夹克 No idea what you're saying. Why aren't you wearing a jacket? 159 00:04:22,910 --> 00:04:24,310 哦 夹克 懂了 Oh, jacket, got it. 160 00:04:25,810 --> 00:04:27,650 冷死了 你在外面干嘛 Aw, it's freezing. What are you doing out here? 161 00:04:27,650 --> 00:04:30,020 我在跟梅尔文进出口公司打电话 I'm on the phone with Melvin's Import-Exports, 162 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:31,860 就是那些弄丢了拉脱维亚队长的混蛋 the bastards who lost my Captain Latvia. 163 00:04:31,860 --> 00:04:33,860 把我搂在怀里 我需要人暖暖 Now wrap me in your arms, I need body heat. 164 00:04:33,860 --> 00:04:35,100 好吧 All right. 165 00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:37,040 - 你还在抖 - 一开始那些混蛋说 - And you're nestling. - Ugh, first those jerks said 166 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:39,040 包裹弄丢了 接着又说他们找到了 they lost my package, then they said they found it, 167 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:40,780 然后又让我等了三个小时 then they had me on hold for three hours. 168 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:42,550 我的手机只有在这里信号才好 This is the only place I get reliable reception. 169 00:04:42,550 --> 00:04:44,720 - 等会再搂你 - 不要啊 为什么 - I'm unwrapping for a sec. - No, why? 170 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:46,920 因为我要像个英雄一样 'Cause I need my fingers to save the day 171 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:48,760 动动手指拯救世界 like a fricking hero. 172 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:52,030 然后... 梅尔文公司就在皇后区 And... boom. Melvin's import is in Queens. 173 00:04:52,030 --> 00:04:53,640 - 我们直接过去吧 - 好让他们 - Let's just go there right now. - Oh, so they could just 174 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:55,870 不是通过电话而是当面羞辱我吗 walk all over me in person instead of on the phone? 175 00:04:55,870 --> 00:04:58,050 - 算了吧 杰克 我弱爆了 - 什么 别这么说 - Face it, Jake, I'm weak, - What? Don't talk like that, 176 00:04:58,050 --> 00:05:00,220 你很强的 好么 而且你现在做父亲了 You're very strong, all right? And you're a parent now, 177 00:05:00,220 --> 00:05:01,250 这会让你变得更强 which makes you even stronger. 178 00:05:01,250 --> 00:05:02,550 想想那些当妈的 I mean, think about all those moms 179 00:05:02,550 --> 00:05:04,760 每天都要接送孩子 who literally lift buses off their kids every day. 180 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:06,600 你是说我应该 Oh, so you're saying I should 181 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:08,070 汲取我老妈的力量 tap into my mommy strength. 182 00:05:08,070 --> 00:05:10,000 对 或者老爹的力量 无所谓了 Yeah, or daddy strength, but whatever. 183 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,570 没错 是时候让我老妈和老爹亲密接触一下了 Right, time to put some daddy into my mommy. 184 00:05:12,570 --> 00:05:14,710 一定还有更好的说法 我们走 Gotta be a better way to phrase that, let's go. 185 00:05:14,710 --> 00:05:16,510 好 复习一下简单的和声 Okay, let's review our simple harmonies. 186 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:18,950 我指到谁 谁就唱 When I point at you, hit your note. 187 00:05:28,410 --> 00:05:30,440 好吧 实在是太差劲了 Okay. That was horrible. 188 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:32,110 因为我还没来得及说唱呢 Because I didn't get a chance to rap. 189 00:05:32,110 --> 00:05:34,080 ? 嘭 嘭 一个个放倒 ? Pop, pop, droppin' bodies 190 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:35,120 ? 老子要打劫你这混蛋 ? It's a stickup you punk a... 191 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:36,890 不行 希区柯克 没有说唱 No, Hitchcock, there's no rapping. 192 00:05:36,890 --> 00:05:38,830 你对现在的局势严重地判断失误 You've grossly misread the situation. 193 00:05:38,830 --> 00:05:40,330 也许我们只是需要多加练习 Maybe we just need to practice more. 194 00:05:40,330 --> 00:05:42,600 比如说 我就觉得自己有些微的跑调 I, for one, felt like I was a teeny bit off. 195 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:43,770 别自欺欺人了 桑提亚戈 Don't fool yourself, Santiago. 196 00:05:43,770 --> 00:05:45,340 你是所有人里跑调最厉害的 You were the most off of everyone. 197 00:05:45,340 --> 00:05:47,940 够了 没错 我们都一窍不通 That's enough, Sure, we're untrained. 198 00:05:47,940 --> 00:05:50,580 是 我们的歌声烂到家了 Yes, our voices sound like garbage, 199 00:05:50,580 --> 00:05:53,020 没错 运输署从一开始就领先我们一大截 and, yes, the MTA has a huge head start on us, 200 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:54,760 简直太令人羞愧了 and it's embarrassing. 201 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:56,130 但你知道吗 But you know what? 202 00:05:56,130 --> 00:05:58,300 我们可是九九局 We're the Nine-Nine. 203 00:05:58,300 --> 00:06:00,940 什么都无法阻挡我们 And nothing can stand in our way. 204 00:06:00,940 --> 00:06:02,070 她说得对 She's right. 205 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:03,940 今晚我们会把他们打得落花流水 We're gonna beat their butts tonight. 206 00:06:03,940 --> 00:06:04,940 今晚吗 Oh, tonight? 207 00:06:04,950 --> 00:06:05,950 今天晚上这个今晚 Tonight, tonight? 208 00:06:05,950 --> 00:06:07,080 我来不了 Yeah, I can't. 209 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:09,290 我买了《汉密尔顿》的票 I have "Hamilton" Tickets. Oh, well. 210 00:06:09,290 --> 00:06:10,390 祝好运 白白 Good luck. Peace. 211 00:06:10,390 --> 00:06:12,060 我也不干了 I'm out too. 212 00:06:12,060 --> 00:06:13,600 如果我们是要去自取其辱的话 我才不 I mean, if we're just gonna be humiliated, I don't s... 213 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:14,960 - 等等 闭嘴 - 你这是 - Wait, shut up. - Did you just tell 214 00:06:14,970 --> 00:06:17,140 - 在让自己闭嘴吗 - 是 现在你也闭嘴 - yourself to shut up? - Yeah, now you shut up too. 215 00:06:17,140 --> 00:06:19,070 - 听 - ? 圣母与圣婴 ? - Listen. - Mother and child... 216 00:06:19,070 --> 00:06:21,480 - 听见了吗 - 是天使的声音 - You hear that? - It's an angel 217 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:23,180 他要来拯救我们 who will save us. 218 00:06:23,180 --> 00:06:24,820 ? 慈祥又天真 ? Tender and mild... 219 00:06:24,820 --> 00:06:26,590 是从大办公室传来的 It's coming from the bullpen. 220 00:06:26,590 --> 00:06:30,660 ? 静享天赐安眠 ? Sleep in heavenly peace 221 00:06:30,660 --> 00:06:31,970 谁在唱歌 Who's singing? 222 00:06:31,970 --> 00:06:33,370 是哪个制服警察吗 Is it one of the uniformed officers? 223 00:06:33,370 --> 00:06:35,040 不 并不是 No, it is not. 224 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:38,310 ? 天赐安眠 ? Heavenly peace 225 00:06:38,310 --> 00:06:41,220 - 咱们的天使是个罪犯 - 咱们的天使还喝醉了 - Our angel's a criminal. - And our angel is drunk. 226 00:06:43,490 --> 00:06:44,790 天使吐了 The angel puked. 227 00:06:45,610 --> 00:06:48,610 - 你是梅尔文吗 - 是我 你是谁 - Hey, you Melvin? - I am, who are you? 228 00:06:48,610 --> 00:06:52,090 我叫查尔斯 一直在等你们的电话 我来找我的包裹 I'm Charles, from being on hold, and I want my package. 229 00:06:52,090 --> 00:06:53,760 我跟你说过了 那个包裹不在这儿 Yeah, I already told you, that package isn't here. 230 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:56,110 我对我儿子许下了神圣的诺言 Well, I made a sacred promise to my son, 231 00:06:56,110 --> 00:06:59,330 而你休想让我变成个骗子 所以你最好再去找一找 and you're not gonna make a liar out of me, so why don't you take another look? 232 00:06:59,340 --> 00:07:02,110 我们就在这等 因为我们有 We'll wait. 'Cause we've got all... 233 00:07:02,110 --> 00:07:07,020 一 整 夜 night... long. 234 00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:08,690 - 厉害了 - 我不知道 - Damn. - Oh, I don't know 235 00:07:08,690 --> 00:07:10,590 你是否清楚 我是个警察 if you knew this, but... I'm a cop. 236 00:07:10,590 --> 00:07:12,890 所以也许这一次 别对我说谎 So maybe this time, don't lie to me. 237 00:07:12,910 --> 00:07:14,410 我不知道你们是警察 Hey, I didn't know you guys were police. 238 00:07:14,410 --> 00:07:17,080 现在你知道了 机灵鬼 Well, now you do, genius. 239 00:07:18,750 --> 00:07:20,220 - 你为什么老这么做 - 我不知道 - How do you keep doing that? - I don't know. 240 00:07:20,220 --> 00:07:22,090 好吧 好吧 别激动 都怪那个拉脱维亚黑帮 All right, all right, hold on. Look, there's a Latvian gang, 241 00:07:22,090 --> 00:07:24,460 尖刺组织 他们利用集装箱 okay, the Gals Skepu. They smuggle guns 242 00:07:24,460 --> 00:07:25,730 从拉脱维亚走私枪支 in containers that come from Latvia. 243 00:07:25,730 --> 00:07:27,740 有时他们会把别的包裹弄丢 Sometimes there's other packages that get lost 244 00:07:27,740 --> 00:07:29,940 明白吗 要想找到你的包裹 in the process, okay? If you want to find yours, 245 00:07:29,940 --> 00:07:32,110 - 你得去找他们 - 贩卖枪支的黑帮是吧 - you gotta find them. - Gun-running gangsters, huh? 246 00:07:32,110 --> 00:07:34,850 看起来我们得去端掉这个拉脱维亚黑帮了 Well, looks like we're gonna take down the Latvian mob. 247 00:07:34,850 --> 00:07:36,990 必须的 Hell yeah, we are. 248 00:07:39,380 --> 00:07:40,430 流血了吗 Is it bleeding? 249 00:07:40,430 --> 00:07:42,180 查尔斯 我流血了吗 Charles, is it bleeding? 250 00:07:42,210 --> 00:07:43,630 - 谢谢 梅尔文 - 我要创可贴 - Thanks, Melvin. - I want a Band-Aid. 251 00:07:44,950 --> 00:07:46,080 - 嘿 - 嘿 - Hey. - Hey. 252 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:47,920 我刚问过有组织犯罪调查科的克劳福德 I just talked to Crawford from Organized Crime. 253 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:49,860 看来尖刺组织是东岸的 Apparently, the Gals Skepu are major gun-runners 254 00:07:49,860 --> 00:07:51,130 大型枪支走私集团 他们的头目 on the east coast. Their leader's got 255 00:07:51,130 --> 00:07:53,530 在后面有间办公室 还有 胸毛不错 an office in the back. Also, great chest hair. 256 00:07:53,530 --> 00:07:55,800 吉纳维芙称之为"伯耶尔之羽" Ah, Genevieve calls it "The plume of Boyle." 257 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:57,300 好恶心哦 Aww, that's so yucky. 258 00:07:57,300 --> 00:07:59,470 你觉得这件T恤过分了吗 Hey, do you think this shirt is offensive? 259 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:01,280 我不太确定它和我的整体形象搭不搭 I'm just not sure how it fits into my ensemble. 260 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:02,280 拜托 注意重点 杰克 Come on, focus, Jake. 261 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:04,250 这关乎到我儿子的幸福 My boy's happiness is at stake. 262 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:06,160 看看吉纳维芙刚给我发的邮件 I mean, read the email Genevieve just sent me. 263 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:07,620 略过关于她胸罩的那部分 Skip the part about her bra. 264 00:08:07,630 --> 00:08:09,590 难以置信 这部分还大写加粗了 Impossible, it's in all caps, bolded. 265 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:12,770 开始了 "尼尼为你要送他的拉脱维亚队长兴奋不已" Here we go: "Nik-Nik is so excited you're getting him Captain Latvia". 266 00:08:12,770 --> 00:08:14,970 然后是一张他用空手道砍猫的照片 And then there's a photo of him karate chopping a cat. 267 00:08:14,970 --> 00:08:17,780 那是拉脱维亚队长的招牌动作 里加之锤 Oh, yeah, that's Captain Latvia's move, the Riga Hammer. 268 00:08:17,780 --> 00:08:19,920 瞄准这里 一下就能把敌人打趴下 You hit a guy here, he goes down instantly. 269 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:21,560 - 听上去有点牵强 - 好吧 - Sounds a little far-fetched. - Okay, 270 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:23,760 不服跟拉脱维亚队长的敌人说去 哦 等等 你说不了 well, tell that to Captain Latvia's enemies. Oh, wait, you can't 271 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:25,330 因为他们还昏迷着呢 because they're unconscious. 272 00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:27,800 好吧 门口有黑帮分子守着 有什么计划吗 Okay, the door is guarded by the mob. You wanna figure out our plan? 273 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:29,170 早就想好了 Already did. 274 00:08:29,170 --> 00:08:31,610 看老妈的莲花舌发功 Mommy's gonna talk her way in. 275 00:08:33,010 --> 00:08:35,810 嘿 伙计们 我给你们讲个笑话 Hey there, jokers, I got a joke for you: 276 00:08:35,820 --> 00:08:39,860 一个爱沙尼亚农民会跟另一个说什么 What did one Estonian farmer say to the other? 277 00:08:39,860 --> 00:08:45,500 咱们的庄稼地产量可比伟大的拉脱维亚差远了 Our crop yields are so much smaller than that of mighty Latvia. 278 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:55,820 行了 进来吧 Okay. Come on in. 279 00:08:55,820 --> 00:08:58,490 真是太好笑了 Oh, laughing is fun. 280 00:08:58,490 --> 00:09:01,270 现在的问题是 咱们是让这个歌声优美的醉鬼 The question on the table is, do we add a velvet-voiced 281 00:09:01,270 --> 00:09:04,970 加入圣诞颂歌合唱团 还是要像一群可悲的失败者一样 drunkard to our caroling group, or do we lose miserably like 282 00:09:04,970 --> 00:09:07,180 可悲地失败 a bunch of miserable losers? 283 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:09,510 我觉得应该拼一把 而且我是老大 I say we do it, and I'm the boss. 284 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:11,520 因此 散会 Therefore, meeting adjourned. 285 00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:14,560 我简直不敢相信你真的在考虑这事 警监 I can't believe you're even considering this, Captain. 286 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:15,790 那家伙是个罪犯 The guy's a criminal, 287 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:18,070 也不算吧 只是公然醉酒而已 Barely, It was public intoxication. 288 00:09:18,070 --> 00:09:20,500 他只不过是尿在了几个雪人上 All he did was pee on a couple snowmen. 289 00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:21,810 还有一个正常人 And one regular man. 290 00:09:21,810 --> 00:09:23,910 再说 这也算是他的社区服务了 Plus, it'll count toward his community service. 291 00:09:23,910 --> 00:09:26,080 从某种意义上讲 我们算是继续 In a certain way, we'll be furthering 292 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:27,520 伸张了正义 the cause of justice. 293 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:29,990 桑提亚戈 违反规定会让你紧张到出汗 Santiago, breaking the rules makes you all sweaty. 294 00:09:29,990 --> 00:09:32,230 你不可能同意这事 You can't be okay with this. 295 00:09:32,230 --> 00:09:34,730 这俩胳肢窝绝对干燥 那个醉鬼应该唱歌 These pits are bone-dry, The drunk sings. 296 00:09:34,730 --> 00:09:37,000 醉鬼应该唱歌 The drunk sings. 297 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:40,210 非常感谢 你又解开了一个扣子吗 Thank you very much. Did you unbutton another button? 298 00:09:40,210 --> 00:09:42,410 非礼勿视 杰克 你打探到什么了吗 Eyes up here, Jake, So, did you learn anything, 299 00:09:42,410 --> 00:09:44,950 你该不会一直盯着我的胸看吧 or were you just staring at my body the whole time? 300 00:09:44,950 --> 00:09:47,120 太诡异了 但我确实发现了经理是谁 Weird, but I did find out who the manager is, 301 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,890 而且我基本确定她身上正带着 and I'm almost positive she's got a key to 302 00:09:48,900 --> 00:09:49,930 后面办公室的钥匙 the back office on her right now. 303 00:09:49,930 --> 00:09:51,030 她叫斯维特拉娜 Her name is Svetlana. 304 00:09:51,030 --> 00:09:53,140 谢了 交给我吧 Thanks, I'll take it from here. 305 00:09:53,140 --> 00:09:54,910 等一下 查尔斯 她一点英语都不会说 Wait, Charles, she doesn't speak any English, 306 00:09:54,910 --> 00:09:56,380 我们也不能暴露身份 and we don't wanna blow our cover. 307 00:09:56,380 --> 00:09:58,750 - 你会拉脱维亚语吗 - 我为了尼古拉耶学过几句 - Do you speak any Latvian? - Well, I learned a few phrases 308 00:09:58,750 --> 00:10:02,490 但我是不会对斯维特拉娜说那些话的 for Nikolaj, but I'm not gonna use words with Svetlana. 309 00:10:02,490 --> 00:10:04,090 别告诉我你要用男性体味了 Don't say you're gonna use your musk. 310 00:10:04,090 --> 00:10:06,300 - 我要用体味征服她 - 好吧 - I'm gonna use my musk. - Okay. 311 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:11,610 外面观众挺多的 It's a pretty juicy crowd out there. 312 00:10:11,610 --> 00:10:13,180 大家记住自己的角色 Okay, everyone, remember your role. 313 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:15,850 派翠克 独唱 斯库利 节奏口技 Patrick, solos, Scully, mouth percussion, 314 00:10:15,850 --> 00:10:17,950 罗莎 节奏口技 艾米 无声节奏口技 Rosa, mouth percussion, Amy, silent mouth percussion... 315 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,150 我连节奏口技都不行吗 I can't even mouth percuss? 316 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,020 不行 泰瑞 节奏口技 No, Terry, mouth percussion. 317 00:10:21,030 --> 00:10:23,500 - 希区柯克 呆在后台 - 没问题 - Hitchcock... stay backstage, - You got it. 318 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:26,340 咱们一边挨个出场 一边跟节奏唱 We walk out one by one, bum-bum-bumming, 319 00:10:26,340 --> 00:10:28,510 然后派翠克用歌声将我们送往胜利 then Patrick sings us to victory. 320 00:10:28,510 --> 00:10:30,480 女士们先生们 请掌声欢迎 Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for 321 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:31,980 九九分局 "The 99th Precinct." 322 00:10:44,170 --> 00:10:46,040 派翠克 赶紧的 Now, Patrick, Now, 323 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:48,850 不 不 人太多了 Mm-mm, Mm-mm, no, too many people. 324 00:10:48,850 --> 00:10:50,320 太多了 Too many. 325 00:10:51,990 --> 00:10:53,720 长官 说点什么 Sir, say something. 326 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:57,260 我很抱歉 但是现在有一起突发事件 I'm sorry, but there's been a police emergency. 327 00:10:57,260 --> 00:10:59,000 是炸弹 There's a bomb. 328 00:11:00,170 --> 00:11:03,810 不是这里 是在很远的地方 但他们需要我们 Not here, far away, but they still need us. 329 00:11:03,810 --> 00:11:05,710 所以... 圣诞节快乐 So... Merry Christmas. 330 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:09,150 还有... 不要再想炸弹的事了 And... don't think about the bomb. 331 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:10,120 拜 Bye. 332 00:11:11,460 --> 00:11:13,960 - 你们表现得真棒 - 别瞎说了 希区柯克 - That sounded great. - Not now, Hitchcock. 333 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:15,570 刚才怎么回事 派翠克 What the hell happened out there, Patrick? 334 00:11:15,570 --> 00:11:17,910 真对不起 人太多了 I'm really sorry, There were so many people. 335 00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:19,470 - 我... 我有点怯场 - 我不明白 - I...I got stage fright. - I don't get it. 336 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:21,980 你对着整个警局的人不是也唱得挺好的嘛 You had no problem singing in front of the entire precinct. 337 00:11:21,980 --> 00:11:23,180 我当时喝醉了 I was drunk. 338 00:11:23,180 --> 00:11:25,050 是酒精给了我歌唱的勇气 Alcohol gives me the courage to sing. 339 00:11:25,050 --> 00:11:26,820 还给了你尿在雪人上的勇气 And the courage to pee on snow people. 340 00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:29,060 哟 哟 哟 Well, well, well. 341 00:11:29,060 --> 00:11:30,100 我打电话问过了 I made a couple calls. 342 00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:32,200 真是万万没想到 原来所谓的炸弹 and imagine my surprise when I found out 343 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:35,010 只不过是你们这群家伙嘛 that the only bomb out there was you guys. 344 00:11:35,010 --> 00:11:37,180 是嘛 看起来这里唯一的火车 Yeah, well, it looks like the only train in here 345 00:11:37,180 --> 00:11:39,110 - 就是火车 - 艾米 告诉他 - is the train. - Tell him, Amy. 346 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:42,590 火车 训练 辅助轮 Train, training, training wheels. 347 00:11:42,590 --> 00:11:44,420 你在兜圈子 快想 快想 You're circling, find it, find it. 348 00:11:44,430 --> 00:11:46,530 轮子 你们是轮子 Wheels! You are wheels. 349 00:11:46,530 --> 00:11:47,730 不是的 Nope. 350 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,650 完美的舞者 Fantastic dancer. 351 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:02,830 哇 伯耶尔 你比我上周看的纪录片里的 Wow, Boyle, you got more moves than Bobby Fischer 352 00:12:02,830 --> 00:12:04,660 鲍比·菲舍尔招数还多 who I saw a documentary about last week. 353 00:12:04,670 --> 00:12:06,330 杰克 你的恭维我很受用 Flattery will get you everywhere, Jake. 354 00:12:06,340 --> 00:12:08,240 跟上 我们应该还有十五分钟 Follow me, I figure we got 15 minutes 355 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:09,610 等外激素的影响消退 before the pheromones wear off. 356 00:12:09,610 --> 00:12:11,210 她就会发现我偷走了钥匙 and she realizes I took the key. 357 00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:13,250 刚才我就像个臭鼬拼命释放气味 I was spraying 'em like a skunk out there. 358 00:12:14,620 --> 00:12:16,390 什么也没有 没有运输记录 I got nothing. No shipping records. 359 00:12:16,390 --> 00:12:18,190 没有地址 没有非法枪支 no addresses, nothing about illegal guns. 360 00:12:18,190 --> 00:12:19,290 也没有拉脱维亚队长 and nothing about Captain Latvia. 361 00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:20,860 他们当然不会大肆宣扬自己 Well, they're obviously not gonna broadcast 362 00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:22,430 对拉脱维亚队长做了什么 what they did with Captain Latvia. 363 00:12:22,430 --> 00:12:24,040 - 他们又不傻 - 我们该走了 - They're not fools. - We should go. 364 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:25,940 我们呆的时间太长了 这很危险 We've been here too long. This is getting dangerous. 365 00:12:25,940 --> 00:12:28,150 危险是我的娘家姓 Well, danger is my maiden name. 366 00:12:28,150 --> 00:12:29,880 - 是中间名 - 你最好继续找 - Middle name. - So you better keep looking. 367 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:32,090 我是不会让我的孩子失望的 不会在今晚 because I'm not gonna let my kid down, not tonight. 368 00:12:33,460 --> 00:12:34,890 糟了 有人来了 Crap, we've got company. 369 00:12:34,890 --> 00:12:36,130 都说了我们该走了 I told you we had to leave. 370 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:38,470 我找到一个平板 这肯定有用处 I found a tablet. This could be something. 371 00:12:38,470 --> 00:12:40,440 嘿 还好你在这 Hey, thank God you're here. 372 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:41,840 你觉得这个T恤伤人吗 Do you think this shirt is offensive? 373 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:44,280 做那个里加锤 Do the Riga Hammer. 374 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:45,250 可是根本没这种东西啊 But that's not a real thing. 375 00:12:46,650 --> 00:12:48,190 杰克 Jake! 376 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:52,190 你想来拉脱维亚式的 Oh, you wanna do this in Latvian? 377 00:12:52,190 --> 00:12:53,100 随你 Fine. 378 00:13:04,790 --> 00:13:06,020 你俩说什么呢 What were you guys talking about? 379 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:07,490 他觉得这个T恤种族歧视吗 Did he think the shirt was racist? 380 00:13:08,550 --> 00:13:11,740 你刚才对付那个打手时真是太疯狂了 So, pretty crazy how you took out that Latvian mob guy back there. 381 00:13:11,770 --> 00:13:15,150 是啊 我感觉自己像个超级英雄 像绿巨人的妈妈 I know, I felt like a superhero, like the Hulk's mom. 382 00:13:15,180 --> 00:13:17,290 - 为啥像妈妈 - 那平板上有什么 - Why the mom? - Hey, is there anything 383 00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:19,190 能找到他玩具的线索吗 on that tablet that will lead us to his toy? 384 00:13:19,210 --> 00:13:20,980 不知道 有密码 不过别担心 I don't know, it's locked, but don't worry. 385 00:13:21,010 --> 00:13:22,810 技术人员一会就能打开 Our tech guys will get it open in no time. 386 00:13:22,810 --> 00:13:24,350 切 我可没工夫等那些笨蛋 Pssh, I don't have time for those dorks. 387 00:13:24,350 --> 00:13:25,710 什么 但是你很喜欢泰德和克雷格的 What? But you love Ted and Craig. 388 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:27,080 你们每周末都一起放风筝呢 You fly kites with them every weekend. 389 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:28,520 他们挺好的 把那个该死的平板给我 They're good guys. Give me the damn tablet! 390 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:29,660 什么 不 查尔斯 你在开车 What? No, Charles, you're driving. 391 00:13:29,660 --> 00:13:32,260 1234 不对 Ugh, 1234? Nope. 392 00:13:32,260 --> 00:13:34,230 - 5555 该死 - 停下 - 5555? Damn it. - Stop. 393 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,730 如果你一直输错 我们就永远 If you keep getting it wrong, we're gonna get 394 00:13:35,740 --> 00:13:38,770 - 打不开了 - 我必须冒这个险 - locked out forever. - That's a risk I have to take. 395 00:13:38,770 --> 00:13:41,680 就是它 5683 今年排名第五的 Boom, did it, 5683. Fifth most common 396 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:43,550 最常用密码 打出来的单词是... pass code this year. It spells... 397 00:13:43,550 --> 00:13:45,050 - "爱" - "屁" 是"爱" - "Love". - "Fart". Yep, "Love". 398 00:13:45,050 --> 00:13:46,410 找找有用的 Now find me something I could use. 399 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:48,390 没想到我也会说"说个请会更好" Never thought I'd have to say "A please would be nice," 400 00:13:48,390 --> 00:13:49,960 不过算了 有了 but okay. Oh, here we go. 401 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:52,750 有很多关于皇冠高地仓库的信息 There are a bunch of messages about a warehouse in Crown Heights. 402 00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:54,180 皇冠高地 我们就去那了 Crown Heights, that's where we're going. 403 00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:55,770 查尔斯 Hey, Charles. 404 00:13:55,770 --> 00:13:59,040 - 刚才是黄灯 - 我很谨慎地闯过去的 - that was a yellow light! - I proceeded with caution. 405 00:13:59,050 --> 00:14:02,990 ? 荣耀归与新生王 ? ? Glory to the new born king ? 406 00:14:02,990 --> 00:14:05,480 运输署的蠢货们刚才给我发了一个动图 Those MTA jerks just texted us a GIF 407 00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:08,110 一个地铁列车卡通人露出屁股嘲笑一个警察 of a cartoon subway train mooning a cop. 408 00:14:08,110 --> 00:14:08,930 他们在舞台上发的 They sent it from the stage. 409 00:14:08,930 --> 00:14:10,730 我们绝对不能忍气吞声 We cannot let this stand. 410 00:14:10,740 --> 00:14:12,140 但是我们打败不了他们 But there's no way we can beat them. 411 00:14:12,140 --> 00:14:13,080 怎么办 What do we do? 412 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,440 还有我的饶舌绝招没使[在桌子上] My rapping's still on the table. 413 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:16,010 根本连餐厅都没进 It's not even in the dining room. 414 00:14:16,010 --> 00:14:17,820 我们需要一个新主唱 We need a new singer. 415 00:14:17,820 --> 00:14:19,250 我很不想这么说 I hate to say this, 416 00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:21,290 但我想我们得退出比赛了 but I think we should withdraw from the competition. 417 00:14:21,290 --> 00:14:22,930 明智 然后我们就可以坐在观众席 Smart, then we can sit in the audience 418 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,860 朝那些混蛋扔电池 and throw batteries at those MTA-holes. 419 00:14:24,860 --> 00:14:27,640 同志们 要我说 我觉得我们应该上场 Guys, personally, I think we should go out there 420 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:28,700 尽我们最大努力唱好 and just sing our best. 421 00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:30,370 唱颂歌不是为了比赛 Caroling isn't about competing. 422 00:14:30,380 --> 00:14:31,680 而是为了大家一起享受乐趣 It's about having fun together. 423 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:32,950 斯库利 既然你这么说 Well, now that you put it that way, Scully, 424 00:14:32,950 --> 00:14:35,680 我突然意识到罗莎和泰瑞是对的 it makes me realize Rosa and Terry are right. 425 00:14:35,690 --> 00:14:37,320 我们就退出比赛 I say we quit the competition 426 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:39,230 然后扔东西砸运输署那些家伙 and hurl projectiles at the MTA. 427 00:14:39,230 --> 00:14:40,460 干嘛呢 大伙 What's up, y'all? 428 00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:42,400 猜猜谁刚刚救了你们 Guess who just saved your asses? 429 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:43,570 没错 That's right. 430 00:14:43,570 --> 00:14:46,070 就是这位不够格表演节奏口技的女士 Miss Not Good Enough To Audibly Percuss. 431 00:14:46,070 --> 00:14:48,580 - 谁 - 我 是我拯救了你们 - Who? - Me! I saved the flipping day. 432 00:14:48,580 --> 00:14:49,980 我把派翠克灌醉了 听 Got Patrick drunk, listen. 433 00:14:49,980 --> 00:14:51,880 ? 我可以歌唱 ? ? I can sing ? 434 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:53,750 搞什么 桑提亚戈 Are you serious, Santiago? 435 00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,690 这怎么说都有点不道德 That is ethically questionable. 436 00:14:58,450 --> 00:15:00,670 这回是公交车在警车上拉屎 It's a bus pooping on a police car. 437 00:15:00,670 --> 00:15:02,620 我们一定要打倒这些混蛋 Let's beat those bastards. 438 00:15:02,650 --> 00:15:04,580 应该就是这里了 Okay, this looks like the place. 439 00:15:04,590 --> 00:15:06,390 我们进去打倒这些坏人吧 Now, let's get in there and take down some bad boys. 440 00:15:06,390 --> 00:15:08,020 没错 我们会的 等十分钟后 Hell yes, let's do that, in 10 minutes 441 00:15:08,020 --> 00:15:09,760 援兵赶到 然后才去 after backup arrives, and not until then. 442 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:12,570 听着 我希望今天为尼古拉耶过一个特别的节日 Look, I want this to be a very special day for Nikolaj. 443 00:15:12,570 --> 00:15:14,400 可那伙人都有武器 There's a gang of armed men in there. 444 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:15,570 而且我们完全不了解里面的情况 and we've done zero recon. 445 00:15:15,570 --> 00:15:17,180 我不会让你去的 我认真的 I won't let you go in, I mean it. 446 00:15:18,420 --> 00:15:19,710 好吧 All right. 447 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:21,680 我们等后援 We'll wait for back up. 448 00:15:21,690 --> 00:15:22,690 很好 谢了 Great, thank you. 449 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:33,360 但我是不会等的 Only I'm not waiting. 450 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:35,070 什么 查尔斯 不 What? Charles, no. 451 00:15:37,290 --> 00:15:39,640 查尔斯 别挤了 Charles, stop scooching. 452 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,380 我就要挤 不用你告诉我 I am going to scooch, You don't tell me 453 00:15:41,380 --> 00:15:43,520 - 该干什么 - 我出不去了 - when to scooch. - I can't get by. 454 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:46,190 - 都怪我性感的翘臀 - 看吧 幸运的伯耶尔家族 - Curse my beautiful bubble butt - See, all Boyle men are blessed 455 00:15:46,190 --> 00:15:48,660 都长着扁平屁股 正适合挤出去 with a flat ass, which is perfect for scooching. 456 00:15:48,660 --> 00:15:50,560 - 你为什么要这么做 - 因为我 - Why are you acting this way? - 'Cause I made a promise 457 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,000 答应了我儿子 你不会明白的 to my son, You can't understand 'cause 458 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,600 因为你不是一个父亲 你永远都不会是 you're not a father, You never will be. 459 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,540 - 喂 我当然会做父亲 - 几时 杰克 - Hey, yes, I will! - When, Jake? 460 00:15:55,540 --> 00:15:56,540 大家都拭目以待呢 We're all waiting. 461 00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:57,510 我们现在到底在争论个什么 What are we even arguing about now? 462 00:15:57,510 --> 00:15:59,620 争论我要拯救圣诞节 笨蛋 It's about me saving Christmas, duh. 463 00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:01,620 可恶 我的裤子被勾住了 Oh, damn it, my pants are snagged. 464 00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:03,660 这下你非得等支援不可了 Ha-hah! Now you have to wait for backup, 465 00:16:03,660 --> 00:16:05,290 不 并不需要 No, I don't. 466 00:16:05,290 --> 00:16:08,400 我要把裤子抖下来 I'm gonna shimmy them off. 467 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:11,410 天啊 这眼神交会才是最难受的 Oh, God, the eye contact is the worst part. 468 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,480 跟你说了 杰克 I told you, Jake. 469 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:18,690 为了让儿子高兴 我会不择手段 I'll do anything to perk up my little man. 470 00:16:18,690 --> 00:16:21,690 你明白只穿着内裤说这话有多恶心吧 You gotta know how gross that sounds in your underwear. 471 00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:23,830 感谢各位让我们重返舞台 Thank you for allowing us to return. 472 00:16:23,830 --> 00:16:25,270 原来并没有炸弹 Turns out there wasn't a bomb. 473 00:16:25,270 --> 00:16:28,610 其实是一名优秀的少数族裔学生做的闹钟 It was a clock made by an over-achieving minority student. 474 00:16:28,610 --> 00:16:29,740 我们生活在一个怎样的世界啊 What a world we live in. 475 00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:31,380 现在 让我们放声歌唱吧 Now let's sing. 476 00:16:41,770 --> 00:16:45,910 ? 普世欢腾 救主降临 ? Joy to the world, the Lord is come 477 00:16:45,910 --> 00:16:49,880 ? 大地迎接她的君王 ? Let Earth receive her king 478 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:52,390 ? 惟愿众人 ? Let everyone 479 00:16:52,390 --> 00:16:54,620 ? 来吃我的屁吧 ? Eat my farts 480 00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:58,770 对 我就这么说了 纽约烂透了 Yeah, I said it, New York City sucks. 481 00:16:58,770 --> 00:17:01,040 霍博肯一生推 Hoboken for life! 482 00:17:03,780 --> 00:17:05,950 我现在不能跟你讲电话 杰克 忙着呢 Can't talk right now, Jake, I'm a busy little bee. 483 00:17:05,950 --> 00:17:07,220 等等 等等 别挂 Wait, wait, wait, Don't hang up, 484 00:17:07,220 --> 00:17:08,620 跟我说说情况 Just tell me what's going on 485 00:17:08,620 --> 00:17:10,520 这样等后援来了我才知道派他们去哪 so I know where to send backup when it arrives. 486 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:12,190 我在装货间北角 Uh, I'm north of the loading bay. 487 00:17:12,190 --> 00:17:14,360 正盯着货物呢 这里只有十个人 I have eyes on the shipment. There are only ten guys, 488 00:17:14,370 --> 00:17:15,900 只有 这也太多人了 Only? That's too many guys. 489 00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:17,240 他们正在搬运枪支 They're removing guns. 490 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:19,640 好了 他们在搬另外一些箱子... All right, they're taking the other boxes... 491 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:21,110 不 他们在烧箱子 他们会烧了拉脱维亚队长的 Oh, no, they're burning them. They're gonna burn Captain Latvia. 492 00:17:21,110 --> 00:17:22,150 我得马上过去 I have to go right now. 493 00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:24,120 太冒险了 他们有武器太多了 It's too risky. They have a ton of weapons. 494 00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:25,650 不管了 我要冲进去 Doesn't matter. I'm going in there, 495 00:17:25,650 --> 00:17:27,620 谁都阻止不了 and no one can stop me. 496 00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:32,270 里加之锤 居然真的管用 The Riga Hammer. It works. 497 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,130 我在什么地方 Ugh, where am I? 498 00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:36,730 我为什么会穿着长裤 Why the hell am I wearing pants? 499 00:17:36,730 --> 00:17:39,810 我帮你穿的 就在我用里加之锤敲晕了你之后 Oh, I put 'em back on you after I Riga Hammered you. 500 00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:41,580 没错 真的管用 Yeah, it works. 501 00:17:41,580 --> 00:17:42,980 棒棒哒 Insane. 502 00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:45,080 听着 我不能让你单枪匹马冲进去 Look, I couldn't let you go in there solo. 503 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:47,250 对不起 救了你的命我感到十分抱歉 I'm sorry. I feel terrible for saving your life. 504 00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:48,920 别再傻乎乎地道歉了 杰克 Enough of your dumb apologies, Jake. 505 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:50,830 特警组已经到了 我们现在就去端掉那帮坏蛋 SWAT's here, we have to move on these guys now. 506 00:17:50,830 --> 00:17:52,100 不 查尔斯 当我看见 No, Charles, you know what I realized 507 00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:54,230 你穿着内裤站在那里时 你知道我想到了什么吗 when I saw you standing over there in your underwear? 508 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,900 我的屁股就像一块性感的石膏板吗 That my butt is like a sexy piece of drywall? 509 00:17:55,910 --> 00:17:57,470 什么 才不咧 恶心死了 What? No, eww. 510 00:17:57,470 --> 00:17:59,990 你们还要废话吗 今晚是圣诞夜诶 You guys gonna be much longer? It's Christmas Eve, 511 00:17:59,990 --> 00:18:01,050 再等一下下 马文 Just give us one sec, Marv. 512 00:18:01,050 --> 00:18:03,780 不 我意识到你能给尼古拉耶的最好的礼物 No, what I realized is, the best gift you can give Nikolaj 513 00:18:03,780 --> 00:18:04,990 不是拉脱维亚队长 is not Captain Latvia. 514 00:18:04,990 --> 00:18:06,990 - 什么 - 是你 好好活着 - What? - It's you, being there 515 00:18:06,990 --> 00:18:09,460 - 陪伴着他 - 可我答应过他... - with him, alive. - But I promised him... 516 00:18:09,470 --> 00:18:10,830 对 可你也答应过他 Yeah, but you also promised him 517 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:11,940 会做他的父亲 you were gonna be his father. 518 00:18:11,940 --> 00:18:13,510 我担心要错过进攻时机了 I'm worried we're gonna lose tactical. 519 00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:15,010 走开 马文 我们知道了 Back off, Marv, we get it. 520 00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:16,410 - 拜托 马文 - 听着 没有你我们也能搞定 - Come on, Marvin. - Look, we can handle this without you. 521 00:18:16,410 --> 00:18:18,950 - 回家去吧 - 谢谢 杰克 - Just go home. - Thanks, Jake. 522 00:18:18,950 --> 00:18:20,750 还有 抱歉我说你永远不会当爸爸 And I'm sorry I said you'll never be a dad. 523 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:23,130 你一定会当上爸爸 而且你今晚就能美梦成真 You will be, and you can make it happen tonight. 524 00:18:23,130 --> 00:18:25,360 去找艾米 记得完事后一定要让她 Just go to Amy and make sure afterwards that she holds 525 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:26,500 抱膝贴在胸前 保持至少... her knees to her chest for at least... 526 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:27,940 行了 这个就不用了 All right, I think I'm good on this. 527 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,060 - 好的 - 嗯 - Okay. - Yeah. 528 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,050 好了 马文 All right, Marv, 529 00:18:35,050 --> 00:18:36,050 老实跟我说 be honest with me. 530 00:18:36,050 --> 00:18:37,290 你觉得这件T恤怎么样 What do you think of this shirt? 531 00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:38,620 有点不和谐 It's a little inappropriate. 532 00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:40,060 我就知道 好了 I knew it. All right, 533 00:18:40,060 --> 00:18:42,000 数到三就行动 好了吗 let's just go on three. Ready? 534 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,870 一 二 上上上 One, two, go, go, go, go, go, go. 535 00:18:45,170 --> 00:18:47,210 运输署又一次打败了我们 Once again, the MTA has bested us. 536 00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:49,480 我们压根就不该信任一个霍博肯的酒鬼 We should never have trusted a Hoboken drunk. 537 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:53,950 《汉密尔顿》真是太赞了 "Hamilton" was amazing! 538 00:18:53,950 --> 00:18:55,760 怎么竟然没人聊这个音乐剧 How is no one talking about this musical? 539 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,360 好看到爆炸 It's so good. 540 00:18:57,360 --> 00:19:01,600 你们的脸色比阿龙·伯尔还难看 Wow, you guys look more upset than Aaron Burr, sir. 541 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,110 这个梗是从音乐剧《汉密尔顿》来的 That's from the musical "Hamilton" 542 00:19:03,110 --> 00:19:04,710 说实在的 我才刚发现这个梗 which I just discovered, basically. 543 00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:06,280 我们输掉了圣诞颂歌比赛 We lost the caroling competition. 544 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:07,650 现在我们恨透了唱歌 And now we hate singing. 545 00:19:07,650 --> 00:19:09,520 跟我们痛恨运输署的程度差不多 Almost as much as we hate the MTA. 546 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:11,290 对 我们应该打他们的举报热线 Yeah, so we should prank call their tip line 547 00:19:11,290 --> 00:19:13,190 用一系列精心设计的侮辱性语言去骚扰他们 with a series of well-crafted insults. 548 00:19:13,190 --> 00:19:15,500 我们应该往他们办公楼扔厕纸 We should toilet paper their houses. 549 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:18,140 - 里面包着石头 - 大家别这样 - With rocks. - Come on, guys. 550 00:19:18,140 --> 00:19:20,970 报复他人不是圣诞精神 Getting back at people isn't what Christmas is all about. 551 00:19:20,980 --> 00:19:22,980 圣诞精神是团结友爱 就像家人一样 It's about being together, as a family. 552 00:19:22,980 --> 00:19:25,680 所以你们尽可以密谋小家子气的报复 而我 So you can plot your petty revenge, but I, for one, 553 00:19:25,690 --> 00:19:28,660 要用圣诞颂歌把我的心声唱出来 am gonna carol my heart out. 554 00:19:28,660 --> 00:19:30,260 不好意思 你刚才说的我一个字也没听进去 I'm sorry, I didn't hear a word you just said. 555 00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:32,530 你裤子上那块污渍跟布莱恩·克兰斯顿一模一样 That stain on your pants looks exactly like Bryan Cranston. 556 00:19:32,530 --> 00:19:34,230 - 原来是他呀 - 这就对了 - That's who it is. - Ooh, that's right. 557 00:19:34,230 --> 00:19:36,270 - 嗯 我都盯了一个小时了 - 原来如此 - Yeah, been staring at it for an hour. - That's it. 558 00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:40,740 - 嗨 - 杰克 怎么样 - Hey. - Jake, what happened? 559 00:19:40,740 --> 00:19:42,240 我们逮捕了十二个人 Well, we arrested 12 guys, 560 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:44,080 查抄了三十五把自动武器 confiscated 35 automatic weapons, 561 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:45,520 而且我找到了拉脱维亚队长 and I found Captain Latvia. 562 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:46,920 真的吗 老天啊 You did? Oh, my God! 563 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:49,490 已经融化了 我找到的时候已经融成一团了 Uh, melted, I found him extremely melted. 564 00:19:49,490 --> 00:19:51,030 奇形怪状的 早点拿出来 And grotesque. Probably should've 565 00:19:51,030 --> 00:19:53,670 - 就好了 - 没关系了 - strung that together faster. - Well, that's okay. 566 00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:55,590 你教我认识到了 圣诞节的重点不是礼物 You taught me that Christmas isn't about presents. 567 00:19:55,610 --> 00:19:57,920 不 忘了那些屁话吧 礼物才是王道 No, forget all that crap. Presents rule. 568 00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:00,890 给 送他这个吧 你送的 Here, give him this. From you. 569 00:20:00,890 --> 00:20:03,860 是个警察 跟你一样 爸爸 It's a police man, just like you, Papa. 570 00:20:03,860 --> 00:20:05,460 这是最酷的礼物了 This is the coolest present ever. 571 00:20:05,460 --> 00:20:08,770 "我是爸爸警探 我要去农贸市场了 "I'm Detective Papa, and I'm going to go to the Farmers Market. 572 00:20:08,770 --> 00:20:10,740 希望那里有陈年高达干酪" I hope they have aged Gouda." 573 00:20:10,740 --> 00:20:13,450 天啊 我要融化了 Oh, my God, I'm melting. 574 00:20:13,450 --> 00:20:15,280 我真的要化成一摊水了 I'm literally turning into a puddle. 575 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,390 吉纳维芙 抱住我 Genevieve, hold me. 576 00:20:16,390 --> 00:20:18,390 抱住你了 宝贝 I got you, babe. 577 00:20:18,390 --> 00:20:22,100 亲爱的 你那扁扁的屁股正好压在我的子宫上了 Oh, honey, that flat ass is perched right on top of my ute, 578 00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:23,000 看在孩子的份上 I'm gonna pretend none 579 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,600 我要假装这句话没说过 of that was said for the sake of the child. 580 00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:28,840 等一下 那是... 斯库利吗 Wait a minute, is that... Scully? 581 00:20:28,850 --> 00:20:30,920 ? 五只金戒指 ? Five golden rings 582 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:35,490 ? 四只鸣唱的鸟儿 三只法国母鸡 两只斑鸠 ? Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves 583 00:20:35,490 --> 00:20:39,930 ? 以及一只站在梨树上的鹧鸪鸟 ? And a partridge in a pear tree 584 00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:41,880 大家好 我想来散播一下圣诞快乐气氛 Hey, guys, thought I'd spread the Christmas cheer. 585 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:44,280 好呀 你就站在外面独唱圣诞歌吗 Cool, so you're just out here caroling solo? 586 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:45,550 对 可以这么说吧 Yeah, I guess you could say that. 587 00:20:45,550 --> 00:20:47,890 不 不能这么说 他不是独唱 No, you can't. He's not solo. 588 00:20:47,890 --> 00:20:50,090 - 你们来啦 - 我们当然要来 - You guys came. - Damn right we did. 589 00:20:50,090 --> 00:20:52,700 一 二 一二三... A one, a two, a one, two, three... 590 00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:58,240 ? 冲破大风雪 我们坐在雪橇上 ? ? Dashing through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh ? 591 00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:00,810 他们唱得真难听 爸爸 They're really bad singers, Papa. 592 00:21:00,820 --> 00:21:03,820 没错 简直惨不忍听 Yes, they are. They're horrible. 593 00:21:03,820 --> 00:21:07,560 ? 铃声响叮当 你的精神多欢畅 ? ? Bells on bobtail ring, making spirits ?