23 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,370 {\an8}布鲁克林 上午 9:23 24 00:00:23,410 --> 00:00:24,990 {\an8}神烦警探 第四季第十一十二集 25 00:01:52,260 --> 00:01:56,530 {\an8}电影《亡命天涯》男主角名字 被捕后因囚车翻覆逃脱 26 00:02:00,630 --> 00:02:02,500 {\an8}电影男主角因被错认为是杀害妻子的凶手而遭逮捕 27 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:09,950 {\an8}创作歌手 28 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:51,350 {\an8}99分局 上午11:34 29 00:05:59,790 --> 00:06:01,920 {\an8}5分钟后 30 00:06:06,260 --> 00:06:08,590 {\an8}12分钟后 31 00:06:14,060 --> 00:06:15,640 {\an8}21分钟后 32 00:06:20,310 --> 00:06:22,400 {\an8}36分钟后 33 00:12:21,340 --> 00:12:22,780 {\an8}《过关斩将》 1987年 施瓦辛格主演 34 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:29,650 {\an8}有关拥有自主意识的机器人反抗人类的美剧 35 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,900 {\an8}见S3E11 36 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:22,640 {\an8}魁地奇比赛中决定比赛结束的球 37 00:13:56,390 --> 00:13:57,690 {\an8}99分局 下午3:46 38 00:17:18,590 --> 00:17:20,500 {\an8}《忍者神龟》主角 下文的米开朗基罗也是 39 00:18:39,180 --> 00:18:40,980 {\an8}《哈利波特》中的反派人物 40 00:19:59,810 --> 00:20:02,000 {\an8}见S01E12及S02E10及S3E13 41 00:20:23,620 --> 00:20:26,120 {\an8}英国创作歌手 42 00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:33,230 {\an8}《无需茄克》专辑的主打歌 Billboard冠军单曲 43 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,170 {\an8}2016年上映的漫威X战警系列电影《X战警：天启》 44 00:22:11,510 --> 00:22:13,140 {\an8}布鲁克林纪念广场 下午1:12 45 00:23:54,460 --> 00:23:56,870 {\an8}美剧 46 00:27:12,630 --> 00:27:15,100 {\an8}加拿大真人秀 47 00:29:17,230 --> 00:29:18,480 {\an8}布鲁克林纪念堂 晚上8:56 48 00:29:54,100 --> 00:29:54,270 {\an8}卫生间 49 00:30:10,870 --> 00:30:11,160 {\an8}罗曼诺夫 宝石彩蛋 50 00:33:10,550 --> 00:33:12,090 {\an8}不像Charles那样发短信 51 00:33:34,710 --> 00:33:37,010 {\an8}比利时北部的荷兰语 52 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:32,870 {\an8}动画片《乐一通》中的角色 是一只法国臭鼬 53 00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:49,550 {\an8}西班牙语中表示惊讶 喝采的词 也是动画片《辛普森一家》中的常用语 54 00:41:23,410 --> 00:41:24,770 {\an8}电影《美国鼠谭》（An American Tail）中的角色 讲述的是一个犹太老鼠家庭中的小老鼠Fievel寻找家人的故事 55 00:41:55,150 --> 00:41:57,110 {\an8}未完待续... Σ(っ °Д °;)っ 56 00:00:17,850 --> 00:00:19,720 什么鬼 What the hell? 57 00:00:20,790 --> 00:00:23,270 可恶 他们竟然忘了给我放萨尔萨酱 Man, they forgot my pico de gallo. 58 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:46,860 T恤真不错 杰克 Oh, love the shirt, Jake. 59 00:00:46,860 --> 00:00:49,190 九八年莉莉丝音乐节的阵容是最强的 Lilith Fair '98 had the best lineup. 60 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:51,630 蜜雪儿那年轰动了全场 Meshell Ndegeocello crushed it that year. 61 00:00:51,630 --> 00:00:53,170 谢了 伯耶尔 但这件不是我的 Thank you, Boyle, but this is not my shirt. 62 00:00:53,170 --> 00:00:55,330 我在艾米家过夜 把沙拉酱洒在了自己T恤上 I slept at Amy's and I spilled ranch dressing on mine. 63 00:00:55,330 --> 00:00:56,600 都这时候了 你难道没在她家 Don't you have a drawer full of clothes 64 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:57,970 准备一抽屉衣服吗 at her place by this point? 65 00:00:57,970 --> 00:00:59,740 有啊 我把沙拉酱洒得抽屉里到处都是 Yeah, I spilled ranch dressing all over the drawer. 66 00:00:59,740 --> 00:01:01,540 这有什么想不通的 弟兄们 What's so hard to understand about this, guys? 67 00:01:01,540 --> 00:01:03,110 你们俩怎么还不同居 Why don't you two move in together already? 68 00:01:03,110 --> 00:01:04,110 我还以为你们商量好了 I thought you were planning to. 69 00:01:04,110 --> 00:01:06,140 是有计划 只是还没决定 We are. We just haven't decided 70 00:01:06,150 --> 00:01:07,710 应该住在谁家 whose apartment we're going to live in. 71 00:01:07,710 --> 00:01:09,310 我认为杰克应该搬来我家 I think Jake should move into mine, 72 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:12,180 因为我家更大 更舒服 而且完全没有黑曲霉 because it's bigger, nicer, and isn't covered in black mold. 73 00:01:12,190 --> 00:01:14,290 黑曲霉啊 艾米 你太差劲了 Black mold, Amy? Not cool. 74 00:01:14,290 --> 00:01:16,620 - 对吧 泰瑞 - 啥 - Right, Terry? - What? 75 00:01:16,620 --> 00:01:18,860 反正我说完了 再说 我家租金比较便宜 I rest my case. Besides, my place is cheaper 76 00:01:18,860 --> 00:01:20,260 而且地段也比较屌 and it's in a cooler neighborhood. 77 00:01:20,260 --> 00:01:23,430 对 严格来说 那个地段叫做发臭的鹅卵石 Yeah. That neighborhood is technically called Cobblestink. 78 00:01:23,430 --> 00:01:25,460 好了 各位 都听好了 All right, everyone. Listen up. 79 00:01:25,470 --> 00:01:27,400 有紧急情况 十分钟前 We have a situation. Ten minutes ago, 80 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:29,470 一辆囚车在内文思街翻车了 a prison van overturned on Nevins Street. 81 00:01:29,470 --> 00:01:32,400 车上有九名罪犯目前在逃 It was carrying nine convicts who are now at large. 82 00:01:32,410 --> 00:01:34,020 我们要把他们抓回来 It's our job to bring them in. 83 00:01:34,630 --> 00:01:35,970 女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen, 84 00:01:35,980 --> 00:01:37,180 这是一次搜捕行动 this is a manhunt. 85 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:39,080 搜捕 A manhunt. 86 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:42,010 好了 我希望在座的每个人 Okay, what I want from each and every one of you 87 00:01:42,010 --> 00:01:43,580 都全力搜索本地的 is a hard-target search 88 00:01:43,580 --> 00:01:46,420 所有加油站 住宅 of every gas station, residence, 89 00:01:46,420 --> 00:01:49,090 仓库 农舍 鸡舍 warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, 90 00:01:49,090 --> 00:01:52,260 厕所和狗屋 outhouse, and doghouse in the area. 91 00:01:52,260 --> 00:01:56,530 要抓捕的逃犯名叫理查德·金波 Your fugitive's name is Dr. Richard Kimble. 92 00:01:56,530 --> 00:01:57,860 肯定是搞错了吧 There must be some sort of error. 93 00:01:57,860 --> 00:01:59,030 有九名逃犯 There are nine fugitives, 94 00:01:59,030 --> 00:02:00,630 没有一个姓金波的 and none of them are named Kimble. 95 00:02:00,630 --> 00:02:02,500 - 我没有杀害我太太 - 什么 - I didn't kill my wife! - What? 96 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:04,840 你应该说 "我不在乎" You're supposed to go, "I don't care!" 97 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:07,010 - 我不在乎 - 开始搜捕大行动 - I don't care. - Let the manhunt begin. 98 00:02:07,010 --> 00:02:09,570 巡警已经封锁了周围十个街区的范围 Patrol officers have secured a ten-block perimeter. 99 00:02:09,580 --> 00:02:11,280 所有市民已被疏散 All civilians are being evacuated. 100 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:12,880 这些是那些逃犯的罪名 Here's what the convicts were in for: 101 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:15,050 纵火 绑架 敲诈勒索 arson, kidnapping, racketeering, 102 00:02:15,050 --> 00:02:18,040 人身伤害 伪造和造假 assault and battery, forgery and counterfeiting, 103 00:02:18,050 --> 00:02:19,180 三重谋杀 triple homicide. 104 00:02:20,790 --> 00:02:22,290 干嘛 我不是因为有杀人犯而激动的 What? I'm not excited about the murders. 105 00:02:22,290 --> 00:02:23,890 我是激动有机会报复他们了 I'm excited about the chance to avenge them. 106 00:02:23,890 --> 00:02:25,290 奇怪的人是你们 You guys are the weird ones. 107 00:02:25,290 --> 00:02:27,890 迪亚兹 你留下来帮我询问证人 Diaz, I want you here with me interviewing witnesses. 108 00:02:27,890 --> 00:02:29,490 其他人去搜查封锁的区域 The rest of you will search the secured area 109 00:02:29,500 --> 00:02:31,400 分成如下两队: 桑提亚戈 伯耶尔 in the following teams: Santiago, Boyle; 110 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:32,400 杰佛德和佩拉尔塔 Jeffords and Peralta. 111 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:33,830 开工 Get to work. 112 00:02:33,830 --> 00:02:36,370 好了 我们从内文思街南边开始查 Okay. We'll start south of Nevins. 113 00:02:36,370 --> 00:02:38,700 你们俩从邦德街查起 我们在中间会和 You two start at Bond and we'll rendezvous in the middle, 114 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:40,640 前提是如果你俩出现时 assuming, of course, Boyle and I haven't already caught 115 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:42,840 伯耶尔和我还没抓完所有逃犯的话 all the fugitives by the time you two show up. 116 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:45,810 艾米 在逃的是九个经验丰富的惯犯 Amy, there are nine hardened criminals running free in the streets. 117 00:02:45,810 --> 00:02:47,950 这时候可不适合说什么幼稚的废话 This is hardly the time for childish trash talk. 118 00:02:47,950 --> 00:02:49,050 这时候正适合来打赌 It's time for a bet. 119 00:02:49,050 --> 00:02:51,080 - 一个疯狂的赌 - 你打算怎么赌 - A crazy-ass bet. - What are you thinking? 120 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:52,380 抓住最多逃犯的人 Whoever catches the most fugitives 121 00:02:52,390 --> 00:02:53,450 可以住在自己家里 gets to keep their apartment. 122 00:02:53,450 --> 00:02:54,650 输家搬去跟赢家住 Loser moves in with the winner. 123 00:02:54,650 --> 00:02:56,250 行啊 跟你赌 All right. I'm in. 124 00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:58,860 希望你会喜欢睡在堆满枕头的床上 I hope you like sleeping in a bed with a thousand pillows. 125 00:02:58,860 --> 00:03:02,430 希望你会喜欢跟我用同一条灰色毛巾 Well, I hope you like sharing my one grey towel. 126 00:03:02,430 --> 00:03:03,600 你买的时候就是灰色吗 Was it grey when you bought it? 127 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:04,600 不是我买的 I didn't buy it. 128 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:06,060 我搬进去的时候就在那公寓里了 It was in the apartment when I moved in. 129 00:03:06,070 --> 00:03:07,530 你确定不想搬来我家住吗 Are you sure you don't want to just move in with me? 130 00:03:07,530 --> 00:03:08,900 我们已经握手了 赌约已经开始了 We already shook on it. The bet stands. 131 00:03:08,900 --> 00:03:10,640 纳命来吧 我说"纳命"的意思是指搬来我家 Prepare to die, and by "die," I mean move in with me. 132 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:11,800 出发啦 Here we go. 133 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,370 我知道街道已经疏散空了 I get that the streets are empty, 134 00:03:13,370 --> 00:03:14,440 但是慢点啊 小子 but slow down, man. 135 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:15,440 泰瑞没吃晕车药 Terry forgot his Dramamine. 136 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:16,940 赌注很重要的 警长 Stakes are high, Sarge. 137 00:03:16,940 --> 00:03:19,310 我知道对你来说无所谓 但我真的很想打败艾米 I know it doesn't matter to you, but I really want to beat Amy. 138 00:03:19,310 --> 00:03:22,550 "无所谓" 听着 我完全支持你 Doesn't matter? Look, I am completely on board. 139 00:03:22,550 --> 00:03:24,080 你需要自己的空间 You need your own space. 140 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:26,080 以前我住的地方有个画室 I had a painting studio in my apartment. 141 00:03:26,090 --> 00:03:27,320 是九十年代的事吗 Was this in the '90s? 142 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:28,750 你是不是光着上身穿着连体工作裤 Did you wear overalls and no shirt? 143 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:31,190 一有机会就穿 Every chance I got. 144 00:03:31,190 --> 00:03:32,590 可是后来我搬去跟莎伦住了 But then I moved in with Sharon. 145 00:03:32,590 --> 00:03:34,330 然后又有了孩子 And then the kids came along. 146 00:03:34,330 --> 00:03:36,090 你知道现在我在哪儿画画吗 You know where I have to paint now? 147 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:39,730 我的颜料 My acrylics! 148 00:03:39,730 --> 00:03:42,030 我不会让你输掉这次打赌的 I am not gonna let you lose this bet. 149 00:03:42,030 --> 00:03:45,270 你离沦落到壁橱只有一小步之差 The march toward the closet starts with a single step. 150 00:03:45,270 --> 00:03:47,210 好吧 所以基本上就是告诉我不要结婚 Cool. So, basically just telling me not to get married 151 00:03:47,210 --> 00:03:48,940 生小孩... 指挥中心有消息吗 and have kids... Anything from dispatch? 152 00:03:48,940 --> 00:03:50,580 有车祸现场附近的一家银行的监控录像 Security footage from a bank near the accident. 153 00:03:50,580 --> 00:03:53,310 两名逃犯跑过那里 朝北边的弗莱布许大道去了 Two fugitives ran past going north toward Flatbush. 154 00:03:53,310 --> 00:03:55,250 应该是纵火犯和军火走私犯 Looks like the arsonist and the gun runner. 155 00:03:55,250 --> 00:03:56,720 我们先去抓纵火犯 Let's go after the arsonist first. 156 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:58,380 我想到了一句抓他时用的绝妙的台词 I thought of the perfect thing to say when we catch him 157 00:03:58,380 --> 00:03:59,990 绝对不可能有人想得到... that no one else could ever have possibly... 158 00:03:59,990 --> 00:04:01,050 "你惨了"[被烧了] "You're burnt"? 159 00:04:03,570 --> 00:04:04,820 不是 No. 160 00:04:04,820 --> 00:04:06,890 第一份报告说有一名逃犯在林肯广场 Initial reports had one of the fugitives heading south 161 00:04:06,890 --> 00:04:08,230 向南跑了 on Lincoln Place. 162 00:04:08,230 --> 00:04:09,560 明白 On it. 163 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:11,860 我知道你是杰克最好的朋友... So, I know you're Jake's best friend, and... 164 00:04:11,860 --> 00:04:13,230 他亲口说的吗 你录下来了吗 Did he say that? Did you get that on tape? 165 00:04:13,230 --> 00:04:14,570 - 没有 - 是"没有 他没说过" - No. - No, he didn't say that 166 00:04:14,570 --> 00:04:15,970 还是"没有 你没录下来" or no, you didn't get it on tape? 167 00:04:15,990 --> 00:04:18,690 算了 不管怎样你都把我伤透了 Doesn't matter. Either way, you screwed up big time. 168 00:04:18,700 --> 00:04:21,540 总之 我想说我知道你是杰克最好的朋友 Anyway, all I'm saying is I know you're Jake's best friend 169 00:04:21,540 --> 00:04:22,940 你一定希望他赢得这次打赌... and you really want him to win this bet... 170 00:04:22,940 --> 00:04:25,380 你开玩笑吗 那是我最不希望的 Are you kidding? That's the last thing I want. 171 00:04:25,380 --> 00:04:28,710 杰克搬去跟你住简直就是我的美梦成真 Jake moving in with you is my dream come true. 172 00:04:28,710 --> 00:04:30,480 你家离我家只有两个街区 Your apartment is two blocks away from mine. 173 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:32,450 杰克就能随时来我家串门了 Jake will be able to pop by any time. 174 00:04:32,450 --> 00:04:34,750 想想看 Imagine it. 175 00:04:34,750 --> 00:04:37,260 他度过了郁闷的一天 他跟艾米吵架了 He's had a tough day. He's fighting with Amy. 176 00:04:37,260 --> 00:04:38,560 你知道你都是怎么让争吵升级的 You know how you let things escalate. 177 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:40,390 于是 他走来我家 So, he just walks over to my place, 178 00:04:40,390 --> 00:04:41,860 手里拿着一瓶酒 bottle of wine in hand, 179 00:04:41,860 --> 00:04:43,160 我们促膝谈心 and we just talk it out. 180 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:44,530 然后等到酒喝完了 And then by the time that bottle's finished, 181 00:04:44,530 --> 00:04:47,670 你也已经恢复了理智 并且道了歉 you've come to your senses and apologized. 182 00:04:47,670 --> 00:04:49,430 好像我突然不想赢了 Maybe I don't want to win this bet. 183 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:50,870 好 我们得查清楚 Okay, we need to figure out 184 00:04:50,870 --> 00:04:52,570 这次车祸究竟是意外 whether this crash was an accident 185 00:04:52,570 --> 00:04:54,510 还是一场精密的逃跑计划中的一部分 or part of a deliberate escape plan. 186 00:04:54,510 --> 00:04:56,440 吉娜 你去安排接听举报热线的人员 Gina, I need you manning the tip line. 187 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:58,640 祝你跟疯子们聊得开心 Ha-ha! Good luck talking to the crazies. 188 00:04:58,640 --> 00:04:59,640 疯子 Crazies? 189 00:04:59,650 --> 00:05:01,410 罗莎 Oh, Rosa. 190 00:05:01,410 --> 00:05:03,350 可怜的罗莎 Sad Rosa. 191 00:05:03,350 --> 00:05:06,620 对你的同类有点尊重吧 Have some respect for your fellow human beings. 192 00:05:06,620 --> 00:05:08,320 你中什么邪了 What has gotten into you? 193 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:09,950 索兰格刚发了一个视频 Solange just posted a video 194 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:12,860 是一个肯尼亚人权活动家 阿布达拉 of a Kenyan human rights activist, Abdala, 195 00:05:12,860 --> 00:05:16,330 我意识到 只有他和我两个人 and I realized he and I are the only two people 196 00:05:16,330 --> 00:05:18,460 能够拯救世界 that can save the world. 197 00:05:18,460 --> 00:05:19,950 我好激动哦 I'm so excited. 198 00:05:23,220 --> 00:05:25,200 好 迪亚兹 只有两名证人 Okay, Diaz, there are only two witnesses 199 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,370 当时离事发地点很近 能看到一些情况 who were close enough to the crash to see something. 200 00:05:27,370 --> 00:05:28,440 一个已经在来的路上了 One's on his way here already. 201 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:30,580 叫马肖恩·林奇 His name is Marshawn Lynch. 202 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:31,940 马肖恩·林奇 Marshawn Lynch? 203 00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:33,550 那个橄榄球运动员马肖恩·林奇吗 Marshawn Lynch the football player? 204 00:05:33,550 --> 00:05:35,410 我不知道他的爱好 这里只写着 I don't know his hobbies. It just says here 205 00:05:35,410 --> 00:05:36,550 他是无业人员 he's unemployed. 206 00:05:36,550 --> 00:05:37,820 是退役了 Retired. 207 00:05:37,820 --> 00:05:39,620 我们从他那儿撬不出什么来的 We're not getting anything out of him. 208 00:05:39,620 --> 00:05:41,650 他经常因为不跟媒体交流而被罚款 He's always getting fined for refusing to talk to the press. 209 00:05:41,650 --> 00:05:43,790 他算是我的偶像之一 Ugh, he's kind of one of my heroes. 210 00:05:43,790 --> 00:05:45,790 可能会很艰难 可能需要花点时间 Well, it may be tough, and it may take a while, 211 00:05:45,790 --> 00:05:47,830 但我相信我们会让他开口的 but I'm sure we'll get him to open up. 212 00:05:47,830 --> 00:05:50,360 长官 有些人就是不会开口的 Sir, there are some vaults you just can't open. 213 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:51,660 我什么也没看见 I ain't seen anything. 214 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:55,000 我当时在吃油炸玉米饼 I was eating my quesadilla. 215 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,740 很好吃 鸡肉 芝士 鳄梨酱 It was a good one. Chicken, cheese, guac. 216 00:05:57,740 --> 00:05:59,670 可是他们竟然忘了给我放萨尔萨酱 But they forgot my pico de gallo. 217 00:05:59,670 --> 00:06:01,110 我记得小时候 I remember when I was a little boy, 218 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:02,570 我妈妈经常做这个 my mama used to make this, uh, 219 00:06:02,580 --> 00:06:04,310 她喜欢把它叫做"似喜芝士" she used to call it "Fo' cheese." 220 00:06:04,310 --> 00:06:06,140 你们怎么说的 你们都说"四喜"对吧 What y'all call it? Y'all call it "Four"? 221 00:06:06,150 --> 00:06:08,480 他们怎么就不做加香肠的炸玉米饼呢 How come they never make quesadillas with sausage? 222 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:10,680 在里面加点番茄酱 You throw some tomato sauce in there 223 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:12,520 就能叫披萨酱饼了... 你怎么想 and call it a pizza-dilla... What you think? 224 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:13,950 咋回事 What is going on? 225 00:06:13,950 --> 00:06:16,090 有一次 我等了一晚上 This one time, I tried to wait up all night 226 00:06:16,090 --> 00:06:17,590 想逮圣诞老人 to catch Santa Claus, right? 227 00:06:17,590 --> 00:06:18,820 别人忽悠我说 You know how they tell you 228 00:06:18,820 --> 00:06:20,260 你得把饼干和牛奶摆出来 you got to put the cookies and the milk out? 229 00:06:20,260 --> 00:06:21,690 我还真没跟人说过这个 I don't really be telling nobody this, 230 00:06:21,690 --> 00:06:23,600 我喜欢睡觉的时候开着风扇 but I like to sleep with the fan on, 231 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,230 即使外面已经很冷了 even when it's chilly outside. 232 00:06:25,230 --> 00:06:26,530 白噪音很有用的 宝贝 All about that white noise, baby. 233 00:06:26,530 --> 00:06:29,200 够了 别啰嗦了 马肖恩·林奇 Stop. Stop talking, Marshawn Lynch. 234 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:31,600 你在囚车翻车后看到什么了吗 Did you see anything after the van crashed? 235 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:33,370 有还是没有 Yes or no? 236 00:06:33,370 --> 00:06:35,910 没有 跟你说过了呀 我只是在吃炸玉米饼 Nope. Like I told you, I was just eating my quesadilla. 237 00:06:35,910 --> 00:06:38,110 我跟你们说了我发明的披萨酱饼吗 Have I talked to y'all about my pizza-dilla invention? 238 00:06:38,110 --> 00:06:41,810 说了 我还有别的事要处理 Yes, well, I have other matters to attend to. 239 00:06:41,810 --> 00:06:45,580 那么 迪亚兹警探 请你把林奇先生说的每一句话 So, Detective Diaz, just take down everything 240 00:06:45,580 --> 00:06:47,220 都记下来 Mr. Lynch has to say. 241 00:06:47,220 --> 00:06:48,640 警监... Captain... 242 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:52,790 你觉得他会让我玩他的枪吗 You think he'll let me shoot his gun? 243 00:06:52,790 --> 00:06:54,360 杰克 来看 Jake, look. 244 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:55,460 你觉得这是逃犯的血吗 You think it's our guys? 245 00:06:55,460 --> 00:06:57,030 有可能 不过这可是纽约 Maybe. But this is New York, 246 00:06:57,030 --> 00:06:59,510 很有可能只是"随处可见的血" so there's a very strong chance it's just "city blood." 247 00:07:03,290 --> 00:07:05,290 - 纽约警察 不许动 - 不许动 - NYPD! Freeze! - Freeze! 248 00:07:07,290 --> 00:07:10,780 女士们先生们 请热烈欢迎本区 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the precinct 249 00:07:10,780 --> 00:07:14,150 第一个被捕逃犯 escaped convict number one! 250 00:07:14,950 --> 00:07:16,210 泰瑞 音乐呢 此处该有音乐 Terry, where's the music? That was the cue. 251 00:07:16,220 --> 00:07:18,050 我手机上没有那首皇后乐队的歌 I didn't have that Queen song on my phone. 252 00:07:18,050 --> 00:07:20,080 我不想花一块九毛九买 I wasn't gonna pay $1.99 for it. 253 00:07:20,090 --> 00:07:21,750 干得好 小子 你可以把你抓的逃犯 Nice work, man. You can put your perp in holding 254 00:07:21,750 --> 00:07:22,950 跟其他三个关在一起了 with the other three convicts. 255 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:24,190 - 等等 其他三个 - 对 - Wait. Other three? - Yeah. 256 00:07:24,190 --> 00:07:25,620 桑提亚戈和伯耶尔抓到的 Santiago and Boyle brought them in. 257 00:07:25,620 --> 00:07:27,630 没错 已经三比一了 That's right. It's three to one. 258 00:07:27,630 --> 00:07:29,360 既然你要搬来跟我住了 Guess you won't be needing this anymore 259 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:31,030 估计你就不再需要这个了 since you'll be moving in with me. 260 00:07:31,030 --> 00:07:32,610 - 我的毛巾 - 对 你的毛巾 - My towel. - Yeah, your towel. 261 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:38,540 为什么点不着 Why won't it burn? 262 00:07:38,540 --> 00:07:40,240 因为它从来没干过 Because it never fully dries. 263 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:42,390 毛巾依然生龙活虎 我们也一样 The towel lives, and so do we! 264 00:07:43,100 --> 00:07:44,860 桑提亚戈 你们怎么 Hey, Santiago, how did you guys 265 00:07:44,860 --> 00:07:45,990 能这么快就抓到三名罪犯 catch three perps so quickly? 266 00:07:45,990 --> 00:07:47,370 他们都很分散 They weren't even close to each other. 267 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,340 鉴于这次情况的重要性 Given the magnitude of the situation, 268 00:07:49,340 --> 00:07:52,470 我们被批准调用所有部门的资源 we were given full access to any and all department resources. 269 00:07:52,470 --> 00:07:55,210 没错 我们就去了趟 That's right. We took a little trip 270 00:07:55,210 --> 00:07:57,940 战术供应库 down to the tactical supply armory. 271 00:07:57,950 --> 00:07:59,210 不是吧 No, you did not! 272 00:07:59,210 --> 00:08:01,110 热成像系统 宝贝 Thermal imaging, baby. 273 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:02,450 热成像宝贝 Thermal imaging baby? 274 00:08:02,450 --> 00:08:04,180 在抓逃犯时非常有用 Very handy in fugitive hunting. 275 00:08:04,190 --> 00:08:05,750 还有... Also... 276 00:08:05,750 --> 00:08:08,560 我拿到这件带有流量开关的马球衫 I got this Flo-Tech performance polo 277 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:10,520 还有除湿技术 with moisture-wicking technology. 278 00:08:10,530 --> 00:08:11,660 让我一上午都能保持干爽 Kept me dry all morning. 279 00:08:11,660 --> 00:08:14,830 而一个干爽的小伙就是聪明的小伙 And a dry boy is a smart boy. 280 00:08:14,830 --> 00:08:16,630 他一直在说这个 Ugh, he keeps saying that. 281 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:18,130 查尔斯 所有听到这话的人 Charles, you've gotten negative reactions 282 00:08:18,130 --> 00:08:19,500 都给了你负面反馈 from everyone who's heard it. 283 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:20,630 我要听听杰克的意见 I needed to see what Jake thought. 284 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:22,370 - 很讨厌 - 真的吗 - Oh, I hated it. - Really? 285 00:08:22,370 --> 00:08:25,680 好了 先生们 我们要去再抓几个逃犯了 Anyway, gentlemen, we are off to catch some more convicts. 286 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:27,480 再抓两个我们就赢了 Two more, and we win. 287 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:28,360 只要再抓两个吗 Huh, just two? 288 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:29,870 易如反掌啊[汗都不用出] No sweat. 289 00:08:29,870 --> 00:08:30,740 真的 Literally. 290 00:08:30,750 --> 00:08:33,110 赶紧走吧 带上你的两颗坚豆 Get out of here. Take those glass cutters with you. 291 00:08:33,110 --> 00:08:35,780 你是说这两个小东西吗 Oh, these lil' ol' things? 292 00:08:35,780 --> 00:08:36,920 - 呲 - 什么 - Tsst. - What? 293 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:38,890 你干嘛要把手指放在中间 Why'd you put your finger in the middle? 294 00:08:38,890 --> 00:08:40,950 打扰了 女士 不知您能不能 Uh, excuse me, ma'am. I was wondering if you could 295 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:42,390 回答几个关于你今早看到的 answer some questions about the car accident 296 00:08:42,390 --> 00:08:43,490 那起车祸的问题 you witnessed this morning. 297 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:47,960 - 她想跟我们说什么 - 不知道 - What's she trying to tell us? - I don't know. 298 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:49,360 可能是"绝对不要见你的偶像 Probably "Never meet your heroes, 299 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:50,760 因为你会发现他们原来很和善" 'cause they're gonna turn out to be friendly." 300 00:08:50,770 --> 00:08:51,870 你得尽快忘了 You need to get over this 301 00:08:51,870 --> 00:08:53,800 马肖恩·林奇这件事 Marshawn Lynch situation real quick. 302 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,140 现在我们得搞清楚 Now, we just have to figure out 303 00:08:55,140 --> 00:08:56,870 她说的是什么语言才好找翻译 what language she's speaking so we can find a translator. 304 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,510 来 女士 Here, ma'am. 305 00:08:58,510 --> 00:09:01,340 看一下这张世界地图 Take a look at this map of the world. 306 00:09:01,340 --> 00:09:03,440 你随身带着这个吗 You just keep one of those on you? 307 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:05,380 当然 以防我需要在一场争辩中 Of course. In case I ever need to prove my point 308 00:09:05,380 --> 00:09:06,380 证明我的观点 in an argument. 309 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:08,620 - 老挝 - 行吧 - Laos. - Fine! 310 00:09:08,620 --> 00:09:10,620 这可比行好多了 Oh, it was better than fine. 311 00:09:10,620 --> 00:09:12,090 那就是老挝 It was Laos. 312 00:09:12,090 --> 00:09:14,420 - 嗯 - 你是哪儿人 - Mm. - So, where are you from? 313 00:09:14,420 --> 00:09:16,690 你在哪儿长大的 Where did you grow up? 314 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:21,290 你在哪儿出生的 Where were you born? 315 00:09:21,300 --> 00:09:22,330 你在比划什么 长官 What are you miming there, sir? 316 00:09:22,330 --> 00:09:23,800 一个在系领带的小孩 A child tying his tie. 317 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:26,430 我想打个简单的半温莎结 Uh-huh. I'm trying to do a simple Half Windsor 318 00:09:26,430 --> 00:09:28,030 这样她就会知道我是个婴儿 so she knows I'm a baby. 319 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:31,810 看好了 看到这个结有多基础了吧 Look at this. See how basic this knot is? 320 00:09:31,810 --> 00:09:34,270 我真是爱死了这副红外眼镜 I love these thermal goggles. 321 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:36,280 艾米 仔细听我说 Amy, listen to me very carefully. 322 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:37,910 如果你和杰克正考虑要孩子 If you and Jake are thinking of trying, 323 00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:39,650 你此刻正在疯狂地排卵 you are ovulating like crazy right now. 324 00:09:39,650 --> 00:09:42,050 你把头盔摘下来吧 否则也会被我揍掉的 You take that helmet off before I knock it off. 325 00:09:42,050 --> 00:09:44,350 干嘛 你的基础体温高得离谱 What? Your basal temperature is off the charts. 326 00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:45,550 这是好事 This is a good thing. 327 00:09:45,550 --> 00:09:46,700 伯耶尔 Boyle! 328 00:09:49,940 --> 00:09:51,660 纽约警察 趴下 NYPD! Get down! 329 00:09:51,660 --> 00:09:53,010 不许动 Freeze! 330 00:09:54,580 --> 00:09:57,430 这房间好热 我要亮瞎了 Aah! The room's hot. I'm blowing out. 331 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:58,850 这边 快走 This way. Come on. 332 00:10:01,220 --> 00:10:03,940 不是吧 你们从哪儿冒出来的 Oh, come on! Where did you guys even come from? 333 00:10:03,940 --> 00:10:06,240 从你们的噩梦中 Your nightmares. 334 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:09,240 你好呀 艾米 请允许我向你介绍"大块头" Hey, Amy, allow me to introduce you to Big Bertha. 335 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:12,280 得 你都懒得向你的卡车介绍我吗 Okay, I guess I'm not worth introducing to your truck. 336 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:16,180 没错 二位 我们去了一趟国土安全局 That's right, y'all. We went to Homeland Security. 337 00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:18,950 这个美人儿装备了全套热成像系统 Yep, this beauty comes fully equipped with thermal imaging, 338 00:10:18,950 --> 00:10:20,990 卫星通信 而且连着 a satellite link-up, and she plugs in 339 00:10:20,990 --> 00:10:22,690 城中所有监控摄像头 to every surveillance camera in the city. 340 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:24,490 而且还有个牢房 And she's also got a holding cell, 341 00:10:24,490 --> 00:10:26,190 够关三名罪犯 which is big enough for three perps. 342 00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:28,830 杰克 加上这家伙 我们抓到了几个逃犯 Jake, counting this guy, how many perps have we caught 343 00:10:28,830 --> 00:10:30,500 并关进了三人小牢房 and placed in the three-perp perp cell? 344 00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:31,900 警长 我们已经把三名罪犯 Well, Sarge, we've placed three perps 345 00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:33,030 关进了三人小牢房 in the three-perp perp cell. 346 00:10:33,030 --> 00:10:34,500 也就是说三人小牢房满了 So, the three-perp perp cell's full? 347 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:35,900 三人小牢房已经装满了三个逃犯 Full of three perps is the three-perp perp cell. 348 00:10:35,900 --> 00:10:37,900 行了 不要再说"罪犯"和"牢房"和"三人"了 Okay, stop saying "perps" And "cell" And "three." 349 00:10:37,910 --> 00:10:39,670 你听起来很生气 现在比分多少了 You sound irritated. What's the score now? 350 00:10:39,670 --> 00:10:42,280 你们还领先吗 我来看看 Are you guys still ahead? Let me just check. 351 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:44,210 无人机 帮个小忙呗 Oh, drone! Little help? 352 00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:49,280 我看不见那个比分 是多少来着 Yeah, I can't read that score. What does it say? 353 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:51,650 总之 我相信你们早就算出比分了 Anyway, I'm sure you're tracking whatever the score is. 354 00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:53,400 好了 谢谢你 无人机 这样就好了 All right, thank you, drone. That'll be all. 355 00:10:55,670 --> 00:10:57,260 哇啊 没看见那里有树 Whoop! Didn't see the tree there. 356 00:10:57,260 --> 00:10:59,810 大块头有架无人机 那才是最重要的 Big Bertha has a drone. That's what's important. 357 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:04,260 你想告诉我们什么事 What are you trying to tell us? 358 00:11:04,270 --> 00:11:05,830 这是什么线索吗 Is this some kind of a clue? 359 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:09,470 画好点 我们完全看不出这是什么 Draw better. We have no idea what this is. 360 00:11:09,470 --> 00:11:11,870 - 我觉得这是饼干 - 不 是披萨 - I think it's a cookie. - No. It's a pizza. 361 00:11:11,870 --> 00:11:14,470 是饼干披萨 It's a cookie pizza! 362 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:16,280 又一个案子告破 Another case solved. 363 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:17,810 不 警探们 我们... No. Detectives, we... 364 00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:19,860 嘘 嘘 让他们走 Shh shh shh. Let them go. 365 00:11:21,330 --> 00:11:24,380 她要带我们去某个地方 这很好 这很好 She's taking us somewhere. This is good. This is good. 366 00:11:24,390 --> 00:11:26,050 我们要破案了 迪亚兹 We're gonna crack this, Diaz. 367 00:11:28,260 --> 00:11:31,420 不 她只是要去上大号而已 Nope. She just needed to take a dump. 368 00:11:31,430 --> 00:11:33,190 好吧 卫星图像显示 Okay, satellite images showed 369 00:11:33,190 --> 00:11:35,130 仅剩的两名罪犯中 有一人进入了这栋建筑 one of the two remaining convicts entered this building. 370 00:11:35,130 --> 00:11:37,430 如果我们抓住他 那就有五个了 我们赢得赌注 If we catch him, that's five. I win the bet. 371 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,070 艾米搬来和我一起住 我凌驾于她之上 Amy moves in with me. I lord it over her. 372 00:11:39,070 --> 00:11:40,470 她苦不堪言 从此我们过上了幸福的生活 She's miserable. We live happily ever after. 373 00:11:40,470 --> 00:11:41,670 就这么简单 It's fool-proof. 374 00:11:41,670 --> 00:11:43,240 这栋楼有三十层 There's got to be 30 floors in this building. 375 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:44,910 排查整个地方要花的时间太长了 It'll take forever to sweep the whole place. 376 00:11:44,910 --> 00:11:46,370 我们可以用大块头 Nuh-uh. We can use Big Bertha 377 00:11:46,370 --> 00:11:47,870 接入监控摄像 to tap into the security cameras. 378 00:11:53,250 --> 00:11:56,280 好吧 这个房间没人 但检查下那个衣橱 Okay. This room is clear, but check that closet. 379 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:58,490 天啊 这简直是最酷的电子游戏 Man, this is like playing the coolest video game ever. 380 00:11:58,490 --> 00:11:59,920 我的角色就是泰瑞 My character is Terry. 381 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,860 - 锁上了 - 把它踢开 - It's locked. - Ooh, kick it down. 382 00:12:01,860 --> 00:12:03,210 前踢 前踢 Front kick! Front kick! 383 00:12:05,810 --> 00:12:07,760 - 没人 - 现在扫射 扫射 - All clear. - Now strafe. Strafe! 384 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:08,930 那是什么意思 I don't know what that means. 385 00:12:08,930 --> 00:12:10,460 - 翻滚 闪避 - 闪避什么 - Barrel roll. Duck. - Duck? 386 00:12:10,460 --> 00:12:11,970 直接告诉我往哪走 伙计 Just tell me where to go, man. 387 00:12:11,970 --> 00:12:14,230 稍等一会 向前滑动你的一只脚 Wait a minute. Slide one of your feet forward. 388 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:15,700 现在交换 Now switch. 389 00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:18,510 现在同时向前打出你的双拳 Now punch both your fists forward at the same time. 390 00:12:18,510 --> 00:12:19,810 你是在让我学滑步舞吗 Are you making me do the running man? 391 00:12:19,810 --> 00:12:21,340 是啊 最原始的那个 Yeah. The original one. 392 00:12:21,340 --> 00:12:22,780 不包括电影 Excluding the movie. 393 00:12:22,780 --> 00:12:24,380 还有史蒂芬·金的经典短篇小说 And Stephen King's classic short story. 394 00:12:24,380 --> 00:12:25,610 所以 第三迭代了 So, the third iteration. 395 00:12:25,610 --> 00:12:26,910 我要自己行动了 I'm going off on my own. 396 00:12:26,910 --> 00:12:28,280 他有自我意识 He has sentience. 397 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:29,650 是《西部世界》 It's "Westworld." 398 00:12:29,650 --> 00:12:32,650 等一会 警长 那个房间没有监控 Oh, wait a minute, Sarge. I don't have eyes on that room. 399 00:12:32,650 --> 00:12:35,420 坚持住 我会找到的 Hang on. I'll find it. 400 00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:38,680 不 警长 坚持住 我来救你了 Oh, no. Sarge, just hang on. I'm coming for you. 401 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:45,500 放下武器 Drop the weapon. 402 00:12:46,060 --> 00:12:48,330 - 你放下武器 - 好吧 保持冷静 - You drop your weapon. - Okay, stay cool. 403 00:12:48,330 --> 00:12:50,600 我们可以协商 我是训练有素的人质谈判专家 We can work this out. I'm a trained hostage negotiator. 404 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,900 我去年还从我朋友的前妻那把他的精子解救了回来 I got my friend's sperm back from his ex-wife last year. 405 00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:55,840 不过她毁掉了一半 他决定去收养孩子 但是... Well, she destroyed half of it, and he decided to adopt, but... 406 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:57,310 - 佩拉尔塔 - 好吧 对不起 - Peralta! - Right. Sorry. 407 00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:58,470 你想要什么 What do you want? 408 00:12:58,490 --> 00:13:00,390 让我离开这栋楼 并且给我辆车 You let me walk out of this building and get into a car. 409 00:13:00,390 --> 00:13:02,520 - 如果有人想阻止我... - 抓住他了 - If anyone tries to stop me... - Got him. 410 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:05,360 好吧 我想现在是四比四了 Oh, well, you know, I think that makes it four to four. 411 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:07,430 不 不 这家伙不能算数 No. No. You don't get credit for this guy. 412 00:13:07,430 --> 00:13:08,730 我正在谈判当中 I was in the middle of negotiating, 413 00:13:08,730 --> 00:13:10,530 他马上就要投降了... 告诉他 伙计 and he was about to give up... Tell him, guy. 414 00:13:10,530 --> 00:13:11,630 不 我很有可能会杀了他 No, I was probably gonna kill him, 415 00:13:11,630 --> 00:13:13,170 然后让你杀了我 then let you kill me. 416 00:13:13,170 --> 00:13:15,540 天啊 我应该再吓人点才对 Oh, my God. I should've been way more scared. 417 00:13:15,540 --> 00:13:17,600 现在只剩下一个罪犯了 Well, there's just one convict left. 418 00:13:17,610 --> 00:13:19,240 谁找到他谁就赢了 Whoever finds him wins. 419 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:21,240 没错 我猜你会说他是... Yeah. I guess you could say he's... 420 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:22,640 金色飞贼 the Golden Snitch. 421 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:24,740 等等 你是说《哈利·波特》里那个吗 Wait. Was that a "Harry Potter" Reference? 422 00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:26,480 当然是 因为你那么喜欢那套书 It most definitely was. I started reading them 423 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:28,010 - 所以我也开始看了 - 然后呢 - 'cause you love them so much. - And? 424 00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:29,120 你说得对 这套书太不可思议了 You were right. They're incredible. 425 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:30,650 还记得我请病假那天吗 Remember when I called in sick the other day? 426 00:13:30,650 --> 00:13:32,220 我当时正在家里看《凤凰社》 I was at home reading "Order of the Phoenix." 427 00:13:32,220 --> 00:13:34,120 这太让我高兴了 Oh, this makes me so happy! 428 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:35,460 塞德里克死的时候你有多伤心 How sad is it when Cedric dies? 429 00:13:35,460 --> 00:13:36,490 我都崩溃了 I was crushed. 430 00:13:36,490 --> 00:13:38,830 真的哭晕在了马桶上 Literally crying on the toilet. 431 00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:41,760 伙计们 逃犯 还赌不赌了 Guys. The fugitive. The bet? 432 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:42,800 没错 Right. 433 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:44,200 我会抓到这个逃犯 I'm gonna catch this last fugitive, 434 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:45,630 赢得赌注 然后只要我们还在一起 win the bet, and then we're gonna live together 435 00:13:45,630 --> 00:13:46,930 我们都要住在一起 for the rest of our relationship. 436 00:13:46,930 --> 00:13:49,370 只有你和我 加上毛巾三个 Just you and me and towel makes three. 437 00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,100 酷酷酷酷 Cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. 438 00:13:51,110 --> 00:13:52,570 提醒你一下 第六部的最后 Just so you know, at the end of the sixth book, 439 00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:53,570 斯内普杀... Snape kills... 440 00:13:53,570 --> 00:13:55,110 啦啦啦 不准剧透 La-la-la-la-! No spoilies! 441 00:13:55,110 --> 00:13:56,280 泰瑞 我们走 Terry, let's go. 442 00:13:58,780 --> 00:14:00,050 这听起来像是斯拉夫语 It really sounds Slavic. 443 00:14:00,050 --> 00:14:02,050 这有人懂斯拉夫语吗 Does anyone here know any Slavic languages? 444 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:05,520 语言我最在行了 看好了 Oh, I'm great at languages. Watch this. 445 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:09,560 你好 我是希区柯克 Hello! I am Hitchcock! 446 00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:12,430 谢谢你的饼干披萨的主意 Thank you for the cookie-pizza idea! 447 00:14:12,430 --> 00:14:15,800 我相信人权领袖阿布达拉 I believe it was human rights leader Abdala 448 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:19,700 曾说过 "当唱诗班唱得最响亮的时候 who once said "When the choir shouts the loudest, 449 00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:22,370 最强大的人保持着沉默" the most powerful one is silent." 450 00:14:22,370 --> 00:14:23,740 这说不通啊 That doesn't even make any sense. 451 00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:25,470 也许是我意译得不对 Well, I might have paraphrased it incorrectly. 452 00:14:25,470 --> 00:14:28,240 但请允许我向你们介绍罗布 But allow me to introduce to you Rob. 453 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:30,810 罗布 来吧 Rob, come on in. 454 00:14:30,810 --> 00:14:32,110 他打了举报热线 He called the tip line. 455 00:14:32,110 --> 00:14:34,850 但他看起来一点也不疯 But he's so... not crazy-looking. 456 00:14:34,850 --> 00:14:37,320 罗莎 阿布达拉和我难道没有教过你 Rosa, have Abdala and I taught you nothing 457 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:38,620 不要有成见吗 about stereotyping? 458 00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:39,720 我开始觉得 I'm beginning to feel 459 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:41,550 你是我们最大的工程了 亲爱的 like you're our biggest project, sweetie. 460 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:43,260 够了 他告诉了你什么情况 That's enough. What did he tell you? 461 00:14:43,260 --> 00:14:45,790 我们一起来弄清楚吧 Well, let's find out, okay? Together. 462 00:14:45,790 --> 00:14:48,600 罗布 你愿意和大家分享下你的经历吗 Rob, do you want to share your experience with the group? 463 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:49,860 很荣幸 Gladly. 464 00:14:49,860 --> 00:14:51,860 你们知道这座城市的下面住着蜥蜴人吗 Okay, so, you know how there's a subterranean race 465 00:14:51,870 --> 00:14:53,530 这是一种神秘的种族 of lizard-people living beneath the city 466 00:14:53,530 --> 00:14:55,280 他们利用信息素控制我们的思想 who control our minds with their pheromones? 467 00:14:57,020 --> 00:14:58,050 好吧 他是个怪咖 Okay, he's a wackadoodle. 468 00:14:58,060 --> 00:14:59,810 吉娜 把你的怪咖送出去 Gina, get your wackadoodle out of here. 469 00:14:59,810 --> 00:15:02,180 已经两个小时了 最后这个人还是没线索 It's been two hours, and nothing on the last guy. 470 00:15:02,180 --> 00:15:03,180 他要逃出去了 He's gonna get away. 471 00:15:03,180 --> 00:15:04,640 你在哪 第九人 Where are you, number nine? 472 00:15:04,650 --> 00:15:08,620 想想 如果我是逃跑的凶手 我会藏在哪 Think. If I was an escaped murderer, where would I hide? 473 00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:09,980 哪里 Where? 474 00:15:09,980 --> 00:15:11,580 我不知道 我只想着如果我大吸一口气 Oh, I have no idea. I just thought if I gasped 475 00:15:11,590 --> 00:15:12,850 我会获得开悟 I could force an epiphany. 476 00:15:12,850 --> 00:15:14,220 而我确实有了 And I did. 477 00:15:14,220 --> 00:15:15,460 不 那样也没用 No, that didn't work either. 478 00:15:15,460 --> 00:15:17,220 或者有 还是没有 Or did it? Still no. 479 00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,330 - 除非... - 够了 杰克 - Unless... - Stop it, Jake! 480 00:15:19,330 --> 00:15:22,160 马肖恩·林奇不会离开你的办公室了 Well, Marshawn Lynch will not leave your office. 481 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:23,960 他刚在手机上打开了那些 He has now pulled up one of those wedding proposal 482 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,800 求婚的病毒视频 现在正在哭呢 viral videos on his phone and is crying. 483 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,430 我是造了什么孽啊 What did I do to deserve this? 484 00:15:27,430 --> 00:15:28,870 我也好不到哪里去 Well, I haven't fared any better. 485 00:15:28,870 --> 00:15:30,940 她不停地画那些愚蠢的圈圈图案 She keeps drawing her stupid circle pictures 486 00:15:30,940 --> 00:15:32,140 然后不停跑去厕所 and then running off to the bathroom. 487 00:15:33,710 --> 00:15:35,880 我们懂 你憋不住 We get it. You have a bum-tum. Yes. 488 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:38,180 你们觉得自己很辛苦 Ugh! You think you guys have it rough. 489 00:15:38,180 --> 00:15:40,150 我一直在这里听疯狂的罗布 I've been stuck here listening to crazy Rob 490 00:15:40,150 --> 00:15:42,380 狂吐那些神经的废话 spew his insane garbage 491 00:15:42,380 --> 00:15:44,520 你那些正能量哪去了 阿布达拉 What happened to your positive attitude, Abdala? 492 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:46,290 别再提那个名字了 行吗 Don't even say that name, all right? 493 00:15:46,290 --> 00:15:48,120 我给他发了推 却毫无回音 I tweeted him and got nothing. 494 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:50,960 但是罗布发给他一些关于蜥蜴人的瞎话 Meanwhile, Rob tweets him some crap about lizard-people, 495 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:54,360 他就回说"哦 转发 哦 点赞"之类的 he's like, "Oh, retweet, oh, fave" Everything. 496 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:55,730 我只是告诉他 我看到其中的一个 I just told him I saw one of them 497 00:15:55,730 --> 00:15:58,000 钻回了自己在街道下面的蜥蜴窝 slip back into his lizard home under the streets. 498 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,370 他们就是在那里煮汤的 That's where they make their soup. 499 00:15:59,370 --> 00:16:01,370 天啊 他真的有线索 Oh, my God. He's onto something. 500 00:16:01,370 --> 00:16:02,740 警监 不用那么好心 Captain, don't try to be nice 501 00:16:02,740 --> 00:16:04,240 给疯子发言权 by giving a crazy person a voice. 502 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:06,240 而且我们已经明白了人权都是废话 Plus, we've already learned that human rights are crap. 503 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:07,840 不 他说那个蜥蜴人 No, he said that the lizard-people live 504 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:08,840 住在地下 under the streets. 505 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:10,510 他是指下水道 他看到有人 He means the sewers. He saw someone go 506 00:16:10,510 --> 00:16:12,050 从货车进入了下水道 from the van into the sewers. 507 00:16:12,050 --> 00:16:13,650 看 Look. 508 00:16:13,650 --> 00:16:14,830 这是个井盖 It's a manhole cover. 509 00:16:17,690 --> 00:16:19,350 佩拉尔塔 桑提亚戈 Peralta, Santiago? 510 00:16:19,350 --> 00:16:20,990 - 嗯 我们听得到 - 我们也是 警监 - Yeah, we're here. - Us too, Captain. 511 00:16:20,990 --> 00:16:22,490 有线索了 一个目击者看到 We have a lead. One of our witnesses saw 512 00:16:22,490 --> 00:16:24,860 最后一名犯人 杀人犯乔治·杰索尼 the last convict, George Gessilnick, the murderer, 513 00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:27,030 进入了窨井 逃到了撞车地点附近的 go down into a manhole and escape into the sewer 514 00:16:27,030 --> 00:16:28,130 下水道 near the crash site. 515 00:16:28,130 --> 00:16:29,260 收到 我们马上出发 Copy that. We're on it. 516 00:16:29,260 --> 00:16:31,010 我们也是 我们也要出发了 Yeah, so are we. We're also on it. 517 00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:40,520 稍微倒一下车就好 Whoop! Back it up a little bit. 518 00:16:41,980 --> 00:16:43,290 往前 Forward. 519 00:16:44,730 --> 00:16:47,010 倒车 Back. 520 00:16:47,010 --> 00:16:48,880 往前 Forward. 521 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:50,780 倒车 Back. 522 00:16:50,780 --> 00:16:52,890 往前 Forward. 523 00:16:52,890 --> 00:16:53,950 倒车 Back. 524 00:16:55,490 --> 00:16:56,490 往前 Forward. 525 00:16:56,490 --> 00:16:59,430 现在可以出发了 And we're good to go. 526 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,100 噢 差点撞到邮筒 Oh, almost clipped the mailbox. 527 00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:04,250 呵 好险 Heh. Close call. 528 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:10,430 拜托让这些污泥变成水吧 拜托让这些污泥变成水吧 Please let this muck be water. Please let this muck be water. 529 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,030 我得有一个月都不能抱尼古拉耶了 I won't be able to hug Nikolaj for a month. 530 00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:13,360 他的预防针还没打完 He doesn't have all his shots yet. 531 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:15,920 嘘 我好像听到了什么 Shh. I think I heard something. 532 00:17:18,590 --> 00:17:20,500 真不敢相信列奥那多就住这种地方 I can't believe Leonardo lived in this. 533 00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:22,970 米开朗基罗我可以理解 他这人就是不讲究 I mean, Michelangelo I get. He's kind of a sloppy dude. 534 00:17:22,970 --> 00:17:25,640 - 但是列奥这么挑剔 - 杰克 闭嘴 - But Leo is so fastidious. - Jake, shut up. 535 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,040 警长 我们是在下水道里 Sarge, we're in a sewer. 536 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,740 我当然要讲忍者神龟 I'm goin'st to talk about the Turtles. 537 00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:30,830 不是 杰克 闭嘴 我听到声音了 No, Jake. Shut up. I hear something. 538 00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:34,520 纽约警察 不许动 NYPD! Freeze! 539 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,850 纽约警察 把手放到我们可以看见的地方 NYPD! Keep your hands where we can see them. 540 00:17:36,850 --> 00:17:38,490 你有权保持沉默 You have the right to remain silent. 541 00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:40,820 但你所说的每一句话都将成为呈堂证供 Anything you say can be used against you in a court of law. 542 00:17:40,820 --> 00:17:42,190 你有权委托律师 You have the right to an attorney. 543 00:17:42,190 --> 00:17:43,190 如果你付不起律师费 If you cannot afford an attorney, 544 00:17:43,190 --> 00:17:44,530 我们将免费为你提供一名律师 one will be appointed for you. 545 00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:45,830 你为什么不说了 Why did you stop? 546 00:17:45,830 --> 00:17:47,130 我输了 你赢了 I'm done. You win. 547 00:17:47,130 --> 00:17:48,460 什么 W-what? 548 00:17:48,470 --> 00:17:50,600 我爱你 我想搬到你的公寓住 I love you. I want to move in to your apartment. 549 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:51,830 真的吗 Really? 550 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:53,140 我也爱你 I love you too. 551 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,600 我的天啊 多么美妙的时刻啊 Oh, my God, what a beautiful moment. 552 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,970 对了 你们注意 艾米现在正是排卵期 And, you guys, Amy's ovulating as we speak! 553 00:17:56,970 --> 00:17:58,240 - 什么 - 查尔斯 - What? - Charles! 554 00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:00,190 好了 往里走 你马上就要回监狱了 All right, head to the back. You're going to jail. 555 00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:04,910 嘿 Hey. 556 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:07,380 我不明白 为什么要让我赢 I don't get it. Why did you decide to let me win? 557 00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:09,620 我也不知道 刚才我们在那里 I don't know. When we were back there 558 00:18:09,620 --> 00:18:11,020 想抢先说完米兰达警告的时候 racing through the Miranda Rights, 559 00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:12,560 我看着你 心想 I just looked over at you and thought, 560 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:14,060 "你真的很棒 "You're awesome. 561 00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,560 而且不管做什么都很出色" And you're good at doing things." 562 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:19,160 我当然也会想念那条毛巾 但是你的幸福 I mean, sure, I'll miss towel, but your happiness is worth 563 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:20,910 可比赢一场愚蠢的赌局重要多了 way more than winning some stupid bet. 564 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:25,770 - 你确定吗 - 当然 - Are you sure about this? - Oh, yeah. 565 00:18:25,770 --> 00:18:28,170 从任何方面来说 你的公寓都比我的好 Your apartment is better than mine in every way imaginable. 566 00:18:28,170 --> 00:18:29,240 当我们进入下水道的时候 You want to know what my first thought was 567 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:30,370 你知道我的第一个念头是什么吗 when we dropped into the sewer? 568 00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:31,410 "跟家里的味道一样" "Smells like home." 569 00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:32,580 他在说谎 艾米 He's lying, Amy. 570 00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:34,410 他第一个想到的是忍者神龟 His first thought was about the Ninja Turtles. 571 00:18:34,410 --> 00:18:36,060 别这样 泰瑞 我们当时可是在下水道里 Come on, Terry. We were in a sewer. 572 00:18:36,060 --> 00:18:37,850 他当然会想到忍者神龟 He's gon'sta think about the Turtles. 573 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,180 没错 我当然会这样 泰瑞 Yeah, I'm gon'sta, Terry. 574 00:18:39,180 --> 00:18:40,980 - 别像马尔福似的那么讨人厌 - 就是 泰瑞 - Quit being such a Malfoy. - Yeah, Terry. 575 00:18:40,980 --> 00:18:42,950 伙计们 我们有麻烦了 Guys, we have a problem. 576 00:18:42,950 --> 00:18:44,150 他不是我们要抓的犯人 He's not our convict. 577 00:18:44,150 --> 00:18:45,790 什么 我们抓的这个藏在下水道 What? The guy in the orange jumpsuit 578 00:18:45,790 --> 00:18:47,760 还穿着橙色囚服的家伙居然不是犯人 that we found hiding in the sewer is not our convict? 579 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,020 他是司机 He's our van driver. 580 00:18:49,030 --> 00:18:50,390 上星期有一个男人来找我 A man came to me last week. 581 00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:52,780 他逼我帮杰索尼越狱 He told me I had to help Gessilnick escape from jail. 582 00:18:52,780 --> 00:18:54,260 他有我家人的照片 He had pictures of my family. 583 00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:55,660 还说如果我拒绝 他就杀了他们 He said he'd kill them if I didn't help. 584 00:18:55,670 --> 00:18:57,970 所以 我撞坏了面包车 杰索尼拿走了我的衣服 So, I crashed the van, and Gessilnick took my clothes. 585 00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,570 那我们以为是司机的人在哪 But then where's the guy we thought was the van driver? 586 00:18:59,570 --> 00:19:01,840 他消失了 乔治·杰索尼 He vanished. George Gessilnick, 587 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,670 他伪装成是监狱局的司机 posing as a Department of Corrections driver, 588 00:19:03,670 --> 00:19:04,870 被送到了医院 was taken to the hospital, 589 00:19:04,870 --> 00:19:06,310 几小时后又从那里逃脱 where he escaped some hours later. 590 00:19:06,310 --> 00:19:08,010 他非常危险 可能携带武器 He's highly dangerous, probably armed, 591 00:19:08,010 --> 00:19:09,280 下落不明 and could be anywhere. 592 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:11,280 迪亚兹警探这里有一些资料 Detective Diaz has some background information 593 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,280 会对这次搜查有所帮助 to help in the search. 594 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:13,980 这是个凶狠的家伙 So this is one scary dude. 595 00:19:13,980 --> 00:19:15,320 警方没有他完整的犯罪记录 We don't have a complete rap sheet on him 596 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,750 因为他有很多假身份 because he's had so many aliases, 597 00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:18,990 但是我们知道他至少已经杀了五个人 but we know he's killed at least five people. 598 00:19:18,990 --> 00:19:20,590 他从十一岁起就有案底了 He's been in the system since he was 11. 599 00:19:20,590 --> 00:19:23,590 当时他在寄养家庭偷了四千美金 That's when he stole $4,000 from his foster family 600 00:19:23,590 --> 00:19:25,460 还放火烧了他们的房子 and burned their house down. 601 00:19:25,460 --> 00:19:28,630 等一下 这是收养他的那家人吗 Wait a minute. This is the foster family? 602 00:19:28,630 --> 00:19:29,870 - 对 怎么了 - 你认出 - Yeah. Why? - Did you see 603 00:19:29,870 --> 00:19:31,600 他的兄弟了吗 who the brother is? 604 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,070 我要传出去一条消息 I need to get a message to somebody. 605 00:19:33,070 --> 00:19:35,570 这非常重要 告诉他杰克·佩拉尔塔想见他 This is very important. Tell him Jake Peralta wants to see him. 606 00:19:35,570 --> 00:19:37,660 我不是要抓他 我只是想让他帮忙 I'm not after him. I just need his help. 607 00:19:40,530 --> 00:19:41,880 有人吗 Hello? 608 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,010 我完全按你的规矩做了 I followed all your rules. 609 00:19:45,020 --> 00:19:47,550 我没有佩枪 也没戴窃听器 I'm unarmed. I'm not wearing a wire. 610 00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:50,570 我是一个人来的 没有后援 I came alone. There's no backup. 611 00:19:52,740 --> 00:19:55,610 出来吧 哥们 我需要你帮忙拿下你的兄弟 Come on, man. I need your help to take down your brother. 612 00:19:59,810 --> 00:20:02,000 道格·朱迪 庞蒂亚克大盗 Doug Judy. The Pontiac Bandit. 613 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,080 嘿 小宝贝 Hey, baby. 614 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:04,200 腿部线条不错 Nice legs. 615 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,470 你为什么只穿条短裤 Why are you in your boxers? 616 00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:07,570 免得你以为我戴了窃听器 So you would know I'm not wearing a wire. 617 00:20:07,570 --> 00:20:09,170 你哥们斯科特说我必须这么做 Your buddy Scott said I had to. 618 00:20:09,170 --> 00:20:11,270 噢 难怪 斯科特就是个变态 Oh, that makes sense. Scott's a perv. 619 00:20:11,270 --> 00:20:13,610 嘿 斯科特 不管你在哪里看着我们 Hey, Scott, wherever you're watching from, 620 00:20:13,610 --> 00:20:14,780 回家去 go home! 621 00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:16,410 对不起 兄弟 Sorry, man. 622 00:20:16,410 --> 00:20:17,650 所以 什么事这么重要 So, what's so important? 623 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,480 我在找你父母收养的人 乔治 I'm looking for your foster brother, George. 624 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:21,280 我讨厌那个人 他偷了我妈的钱 Hate the guy. Stole from my mom, 625 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:22,420 还烧了我们家的房子 burned our house down. 626 00:20:22,420 --> 00:20:23,620 最气人的是 他逃走时 Worst of all, he ran off 627 00:20:23,620 --> 00:20:26,120 还偷了我那张菲尔·柯林斯的《无需茄克》黑胶唱片 with my LP of Phil Collins' "No Jacket Required." 628 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:27,320 那是我最喜欢的专辑 It's my favorite album. 629 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:28,460 我已经二十年没听了 Haven't heard it in 20 years. 630 00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:30,460 你不能上网听吗 I mean, can't you just stream it? 631 00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:33,230 我怎么能这么对菲尔 《苏苏迪欧》要听黑胶才有味道 Can't do that to Phil. "Sussudio" Demands vinyl. 632 00:20:33,230 --> 00:20:35,230 好吧 管他黑胶白胶的 总之 Right. Vinyl and whatnot. Okay, well, 633 00:20:35,230 --> 00:20:37,630 乔治现在是个杀人犯 并且刚刚越狱 George is a murderer now and he just escaped from prison. 634 00:20:37,630 --> 00:20:39,470 我们认为他可能想逃出美国 We think he might be trying to flee the country. 635 00:20:39,470 --> 00:20:40,500 你想让我帮你抓住他吗 You want me to help you catch him? 636 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:43,410 就像X战警和万磁王合作阻止天启一样吗 Like when X-men teamed up with Magneto to stop Apocalypse. 637 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,170 - 我听说那部很烂 - 确实不怎么好 - I heard that one was bad. - Wasn't great. 638 00:20:45,180 --> 00:20:47,010 - 但我还是想看 - 我会再看一遍 - I still want to see it though. - I'd watch it again. 639 00:20:47,010 --> 00:20:48,440 - 所以你同意了吗 - 当然 - So, does that mean you're in? - Course I am. 640 00:20:48,450 --> 00:20:50,980 该死 终于能合作一次的感觉真好 Damn, it feels good to be on the same team for once. 641 00:20:50,980 --> 00:20:53,620 一个警察和一个罪犯合作 A cop and a criminal working together. 642 00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,380 我们需要一首主题曲 We need a theme song. 643 00:20:55,390 --> 00:20:58,000 # 庞蒂亚克大盗和警察杰克 # The Pontiac Bandit and Jake the cop 644 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,420 - 噢 - # 惩恶扬善 # - Oh! - Taking down crooks 645 00:20:59,420 --> 00:21:00,960 # 在他们居住的街道 # In the streets where they live 646 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,390 # 和崇拜警徽的女孩打情骂俏 # Flirting with girls who are hot for the badge 647 00:21:03,390 --> 00:21:06,200 # 还有一只会说话的警犬帮他们破案 # There's a talking police dog that helps them solve crime 648 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:10,130 你给他完全豁免权了吗 你是不是疯了 You gave him full immunity? Are you insane? 649 00:21:10,130 --> 00:21:11,630 是你说我可以谈条件的 You told me to cut a deal. 650 00:21:11,630 --> 00:21:14,970 我以为你顶多撤销一两项重罪指控 I thought you'd maybe drop charges on one or two felonies. 651 00:21:14,970 --> 00:21:17,370 但你知道这下我们要放弃多少案件吗 But do you know how many crimes we're forgiving? 652 00:21:17,370 --> 00:21:19,060 - 六 - 还好啊 - Six... - That's not so bad. 653 00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:20,910 - 百 - 这可多太多了 - Hundred! - Oh, that's way more. 654 00:21:20,910 --> 00:21:22,480 "汽车盗窃 汽车盗窃 "Grand theft auto. Grand theft auto. 655 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,350 汽车盗窃 狗狗欺诈" Grand theft auto. Dog fraud." 656 00:21:24,350 --> 00:21:26,120 我卖过一只假京巴 I sold a guy a fake Pekinese. 657 00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:27,520 其是只猫 'Twas a cat. 658 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:30,550 你再用"其是"这种怪词 我是不会相信你的 You will not win me over with your use of "'twas." 659 00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:32,090 其是也没想过 'Twasn't trying to. 660 00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:34,120 你显然和这个人成了朋友 You're clearly friends with this man, 661 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:36,330 你失去了你的客观性 佩拉尔塔 and you've lost your objectivity, Peralta. 662 00:21:36,330 --> 00:21:38,130 还是你不客观了 Or have you lost your objectivity? 663 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,190 你干什么 What are you doing? 664 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,330 我的错 我以为咱们要走了 My bad. I thought we were leaving. 665 00:21:40,330 --> 00:21:42,460 没有 我只是表明观点 坐下 No. I'm just making a point here. Sit down. 666 00:21:42,470 --> 00:21:43,970 长官 有一个三重谋杀凶犯 Look, sir. There's a triple-murderer 667 00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,970 还在布鲁克林游窜 我们的职责是将他绳之以法 loose in Brooklyn, and it's our job to bring him in, 668 00:21:45,970 --> 00:21:48,100 即使这意味着要宽恕一个偷过几辆车 even if that means forgiving a guy who stole some cars, 669 00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:50,210 好吧 还卖过几只扮成狗的猫的人 and, yes, sold a few cats as dogs. 670 00:21:50,210 --> 00:21:51,310 可不止几只 More than a few. 671 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,570 我都不明白为什么那么多人上当 Weird how many people fell for that. 672 00:21:52,580 --> 00:21:54,080 再说 这个交易是有条件的 Plus, his deal is conditional. 673 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,510 如果朱迪没帮我们找到他兄弟 If Judy doesn't lead us to his brother, 674 00:21:55,510 --> 00:21:56,610 他就得不到豁免权 he doesn't get immunity. 675 00:21:56,610 --> 00:21:58,510 听着 警监 我和你一样想看到 Look, Cap, I want to see George behind bars 676 00:21:58,520 --> 00:21:59,520 乔治被抓起来 as much as you do. 677 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:00,880 我恨我兄弟 I hate my brother. 678 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,020 你能有共鸣 对不对 长官 You can relate to that, right, sir? 679 00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:03,250 记得那次你妹妹 Remember how furious you got 680 00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:05,290 在邮件最后写了"三克油"而不是"谢谢"时 that time your sister ended an email with "Thx" 681 00:22:05,290 --> 00:22:06,290 你有多生气吗 instead of "Thanks"? 682 00:22:06,290 --> 00:22:07,660 你为什么要提起这个 Why would you bring that up? 683 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:08,860 - 感觉有关系 - 好吧 - It seemed pertinent. - Fine. 684 00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:10,260 我倒要看看事情最后会如何 Let's see where this leads. 685 00:22:10,260 --> 00:22:11,240 解散 Dismissed. 686 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:13,930 所以我们不知道乔治·朱迪从医院逃脱时 So we don't know if anybody helped George Judy 687 00:22:13,930 --> 00:22:15,130 有没有帮凶 escape from this hospital. 688 00:22:15,130 --> 00:22:16,930 监控录像显示他进了这个院子 Security cameras show him entering this courtyard, 689 00:22:16,930 --> 00:22:18,100 但再也没回去 but never coming back out. 690 00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:19,130 这家伙就消失了 The dude just vanished. 691 00:22:19,140 --> 00:22:21,500 泰瑞讨厌医院 Ugh. Terry hates hospitals. 692 00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:22,500 到处都散发着死亡的气息 They reek of death. 693 00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:25,740 没说您 夫人 Oh, not you, ma'am. 694 00:22:25,740 --> 00:22:27,690 您散发着生命的气息 You reek of life. 695 00:22:29,900 --> 00:22:31,380 也许他翻墙走了 Maybe he went up the wall 696 00:22:31,380 --> 00:22:32,600 就像这样 like this. 697 00:22:35,550 --> 00:22:37,720 别想了 这不可能 Never mind. It's not possible. 698 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,390 真的吗 You sure? 699 00:22:42,390 --> 00:22:44,960 天哪 罗莎 你怎么做到的 Damn, Rosa! How did you do that? 700 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:46,280 我有一段黑暗的过去 I have a dark past. 701 00:22:52,070 --> 00:22:53,470 现在你知道我最深的耻辱了 Now you know my deepest shame. 702 00:22:53,470 --> 00:22:55,500 好吧 看完你的动作 Cool. Well, now that I saw you do it, 703 00:22:55,510 --> 00:22:57,020 我也明白该怎么做了 I get how to do it too. 704 00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:02,780 太惨了 泰瑞 Ooh, damn, Terry. 705 00:23:02,780 --> 00:23:04,610 伙计们 猜怎么着 Hey, guys. Guess what. 706 00:23:04,610 --> 00:23:06,750 为了感谢你们这些朋友的关照 To thank you for being such good friends, 707 00:23:06,750 --> 00:23:08,750 我带了一大篮子的松饼 I picked up a big old basket of muffins. 708 00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:10,020 跟我来 Follow me. 709 00:23:10,020 --> 00:23:12,190 - 快点 - 我带了各种各样的松饼 - Come on! - I got all kinds of muffins! 710 00:23:12,190 --> 00:23:14,520 蓝莓松饼 罂粟籽松饼 Blueberry muffins, poppy seed muffins, 711 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:17,230 香蕉坚果松饼 巧克力碎 banana nut muffins, chocolate chip... 712 00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:19,830 等等 根本没有松饼 Ooh, wait, there are no muffins. 713 00:23:19,830 --> 00:23:20,960 这是什么情况 What's happening now? 714 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:22,870 被欺骗的感觉怎么样 How's it feel being lied to, Huh? 715 00:23:22,870 --> 00:23:25,870 我还好 我本来也没那么想吃松饼 I mean, I'm okay. I wasn't really that invested in the muffins. 716 00:23:25,870 --> 00:23:26,470 我想吃啊 I was. 717 00:23:26,470 --> 00:23:27,840 你们觉得能瞒得住我吗 You guys thought you could keep a secret from me? 718 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,370 我什么都知道 Well, I know everything. 719 00:23:29,370 --> 00:23:31,910 希区柯克又把手机忘在卫生间了 Hitchcock left his phone in the bathroom again, 720 00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:33,540 猜猜我在里面发现了什么 and guess what I found on it. 721 00:23:33,540 --> 00:23:35,380 我需要钱 我根本不知道他们拍下来了 I needed the cash. I didn't know they'd be filming. 722 00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:38,250 短信群 好几打短信群 Text chains. Dozens of text chains. 723 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,220 而不管哪一个群里都没有我 And I'm not on any of them. 724 00:23:40,220 --> 00:23:41,980 看看这个白板 Take a look at this board. 725 00:23:41,990 --> 00:23:45,690 有艾米 吉娜 泰瑞 希区柯克 罗莎 杰克群 There's an Amy-Gina-Terry- Hitchcock-Rosa-Jake chain. 726 00:23:45,690 --> 00:23:49,420 有希区柯克 泰瑞 艾米 罗莎群 There's a Hitchcock-Terry- Amy-Rosa Chain. 727 00:23:49,430 --> 00:23:52,790 甚至还有希区柯克 吉娜 斯库利群 There's even a Hitchcock-Gina- Scully chain. 728 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,460 为什么会有这种东西 I mean, what the hell happens on that? 729 00:23:54,460 --> 00:23:56,870 我们也就交流一下对《权力的游戏》的看法 Well, we mostly just exchange "Game of Thrones" Theories. 730 00:23:56,870 --> 00:23:58,800 小恶魔会娶一条龙的 The little guy is gonna marry a dragon. 731 00:23:58,800 --> 00:23:59,800 我们猜的 We think. 732 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,440 但有一点很确定 Well, one thing's for sure: 733 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,570 查尔斯·伯耶尔 Charles Boyle... 734 00:24:03,570 --> 00:24:04,870 不在群里 is off the chains. 735 00:24:04,870 --> 00:24:06,240 我很抱歉 I'm sorry. 736 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,690 我们没加你只是因为你有点儿 We only excluded you because you're kind of... 737 00:24:08,700 --> 00:24:09,880 像个短信狂 an over-texter. 738 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:11,910 短信狂吗 才没有呢 Over-texter? That's not even a thing. 739 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:13,750 是吗 所以你不记得那次 Oh really? So you don't remember the time 740 00:24:13,750 --> 00:24:16,920 你在五分钟内自说自话发了九十七条短信的事了吗 you sent 97 unanswered texts in a five-minute span? 741 00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:19,090 我手机震动得都从桌上掉下去了 My phone vibrated itself off the desk. 742 00:24:19,090 --> 00:24:20,790 我觉得它是想自杀了 I think it was committing suicide. 743 00:24:20,790 --> 00:24:22,890 没关系 这也不是我第一次被人疏离了 It's okay. This isn't the first time I've been left out. 744 00:24:22,890 --> 00:24:25,760 在夏令营时就没人愿意和我做朋友 At camp, nobody would be friends with me. 745 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:27,400 我只能和食堂大妈们玩 I had to hang out with the lunch ladies. 746 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:31,500 暑假之后 我一封回信都没收到过 After summer ended, they never replied to any of my letters. 747 00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:33,070 太令人难过了 Oh, this is really sad. 748 00:24:33,070 --> 00:24:35,040 根本就没有松饼 There's just no muffins at all. 749 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,770 - 快看 - 这是什么 - Kaboom! - What's this? 750 00:24:36,770 --> 00:24:38,070 这是乔治·朱迪 That is the art auction 751 00:24:38,070 --> 00:24:40,210 今晚要抢劫的那场艺术品拍卖会 that George Judy will be robbing tonight. 752 00:24:40,210 --> 00:24:42,040 - 怎么黏糊糊的 - 我刚吃了酸长条糖 - Why is it so sticky? - I was eating sour straws. 753 00:24:42,050 --> 00:24:44,080 能不能把注意力放在重点上 It's crazy that's what you're choosing to focus on. 754 00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:45,350 道格·朱迪还指望我们呢 Doug Judy came through for us. 755 00:24:45,350 --> 00:24:46,530 乔治想要一样东西 That's what George is after: 756 00:24:46,530 --> 00:24:49,020 一个价值两千万美元的宝石蛋 a bejeweled egg worth $20 million. 757 00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:51,250 这蛋不错 但你怎么知道他要去那的 That's a nice egg, but how do you know he'll be there? 758 00:24:51,250 --> 00:24:53,420 道格手下一个叫帕克的说他一直打听这个地方 Doug's boy Parker said he kept asking about the place. 759 00:24:53,420 --> 00:24:55,020 那这个帕克是干什么的 And what does this Parker do? 760 00:24:55,020 --> 00:24:56,690 我不知道 我记不太清了呢 You know, I don't know. I can't really recall. 761 00:24:56,690 --> 00:24:57,930 好像是汽车相关的某方面的专家 Some sort of auto-industry professional. 762 00:24:57,930 --> 00:24:59,630 比如偷车贼之类的 Maybe, like, a car thief or some such whatnot. 763 00:24:59,630 --> 00:25:02,360 噢 我明白了 我们唯一的线索 Oh, I see. So the only thing we have to go on is 764 00:25:02,370 --> 00:25:04,270 就是你某个罪犯朋友的话咯 the word of one of your criminal friends? 765 00:25:04,270 --> 00:25:05,970 罪犯 你就是这么看我们的 Criminals? That's how you see us? 766 00:25:05,970 --> 00:25:09,040 为了养活一家子人而去偷面包算不算犯罪呢 Is it a crime to steal bread to feed your family? 767 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:11,740 或者为了买电子游戏卖点儿大麻呢 Or to sell some weed so you can buy video games? 768 00:25:11,740 --> 00:25:14,080 或者因为本来要卖的大麻抽完了干脆 Or to steal video games because you smoked all that weed 769 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,210 - 去偷电子游戏呢 - 是的 这些全是犯罪 - you were supposed to sell? - Yes, all of those are crimes. 770 00:25:16,210 --> 00:25:18,910 - 该死的 连面包那个都算吗 - 尤其是面包那个 - Damn. Even the bread one? - Especially the bread one. 771 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:21,250 不过鉴于这是你仅有的线索 But since this is the only lead you have, 772 00:25:21,250 --> 00:25:22,280 去做点什么吧 go do something with it. 773 00:25:22,290 --> 00:25:24,390 我们会去做的 Oh, we'll go do something with it. 774 00:25:24,390 --> 00:25:26,760 我们会好好拿它做出点儿什么的 We'll go do something with the hell out of it. 775 00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:36,200 不 不 不 No, no, no. 776 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,200 他不是警察 He's not a cop. 777 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:38,970 这些他都不能穿 He can't be wearing any of this. 778 00:25:38,970 --> 00:25:40,140 只是件风衣而已嘛 It's just a windbreaker. 779 00:25:40,140 --> 00:25:41,970 我又没给他警徽或者枪 It's not like I gave him a badge and a gun. 780 00:25:41,970 --> 00:25:44,170 - 这俩他都有 - 枪里没子弹 - Uh, he has both of those things. - It's not loaded. 781 00:25:44,170 --> 00:25:46,410 我只是想扣下扳机然后说句拉风的警察台词 I just want to cock it and say a cool cop catch phrase. 782 00:25:47,710 --> 00:25:50,350 纽约精英要更上一层楼了 New York's finest just got a whole lot finer. 783 00:25:50,350 --> 00:25:51,680 快给我 Give me that. 784 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:53,220 我要亲自参与这个案子 I'm putting myself on this case. 785 00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:55,120 好啊 警监 All right, Captain. 786 00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:57,620 看来纽约精英就要更上... Looks like New York's finest just got a whole lot... 787 00:25:57,620 --> 00:25:59,090 - 快走 - 好的 - Let's go! - All right. 788 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,650 好的 Whoo. Okay. 789 00:26:04,650 --> 00:26:07,250 怎么样 我像不像准备买一堆昂贵艺术品的富豪 How do I look? Like I'm about to buy a bunch of expensive art? 790 00:26:07,260 --> 00:26:09,160 绝对的 而且不是光买画的那种 Hell, yeah. And not just paintings either. 791 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:11,530 是买得起雕像的那种富 You look statue rich. 792 00:26:11,530 --> 00:26:13,270 我不知道是服务生代为泊车 I didn't know we'd have to valet. 793 00:26:13,270 --> 00:26:14,530 或许今天不该带格蒂来 Perhaps I shouldn't have brought Gertie. 794 00:26:14,540 --> 00:26:15,740 格蒂是谁 Who's Gertie? 795 00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:18,100 我们刚刚开过来的狡猾的小女魔头 That foxy little she-devil we just drove here in. 796 00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:19,670 格蒂 这可不行 Gertie? No, man. 797 00:26:19,670 --> 00:26:21,910 车得起个性感的名字 比如布洛克 A car's gotta have a sexy name, like Brooke, 798 00:26:21,910 --> 00:26:24,280 或者蒂凡尼 或者桑德拉 或者坎迪斯 or Tiffany, or Sandra, or Candice. 799 00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:26,880 是啊 或者苏西 或者黛娜 或者凯伦 Yeah, or Suzie, or Dana, or Karen. 800 00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:29,050 等一下 那是我妈的名字 Oh, no, wait. That's my mom's name. 801 00:26:29,050 --> 00:26:30,880 我为什么要说老妈的名字呢 Why did I say my mom's name? 802 00:26:30,890 --> 00:26:33,690 看着另一个男人进入她的身体 真让我恶心 The sight of another man inside her makes me sick. 803 00:26:33,690 --> 00:26:36,190 我非常不喜欢现在的话题 Yeah. I dislike this conversation very much. 804 00:26:36,190 --> 00:26:38,020 对她温柔一点 Treat her gently! 805 00:26:38,030 --> 00:26:39,890 那不是什么好车 你知道的吧 You know that's not a nice car, right? 806 00:26:39,890 --> 00:26:41,230 再说一次试试 Say that again. 807 00:26:41,230 --> 00:26:42,460 天啊 警监 别生气嘛 Damn, Cap. Be cool. 808 00:26:42,460 --> 00:26:45,150 你再说一次试试 Say that again. 809 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:47,690 谅你也不敢 That's what I thought. 810 00:26:48,670 --> 00:26:49,720 我先进会场了 I'll be in the venue. 811 00:26:51,260 --> 00:26:53,270 - 走吧 伯耶尔 - 又要干什么啊 - Come on, Boyle. - What's this about? 812 00:26:53,270 --> 00:26:55,010 听着 如果你要带我去一场 Look, if you're leading me to some sort 813 00:26:55,010 --> 00:26:57,580 所有人都在的大型道歉惊喜派对 of big surprise apology where everyone's there 814 00:26:57,580 --> 00:27:00,110 然后要我加入你们愚蠢的短信群的话 and you all want me to join your stupid text chains, 815 00:27:00,110 --> 00:27:01,480 我完全没意见 I am 100% in. 816 00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,880 这二十四小时 过得我度日如年啊 These last 24 hours have just been hell. 817 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:06,550 这不是我以前的爱人吗 你好啊 小姐妹 Oh, it's just my former lover. Hello, sister. 818 00:27:06,550 --> 00:27:08,890 我真讨厌你同时提起这些事 Ugh, I hate when you say those things back-to-back. 819 00:27:08,890 --> 00:27:10,590 - 给你 - 你拿了我的手机吗 - Here. - You took my phone? 820 00:27:10,590 --> 00:27:12,630 是 我必须得删除你的动图输入法 Yeah. I had to delete your GIF keyboard 821 00:27:12,630 --> 00:27:15,100 和你那三个《房产兄弟》的表情软件 and your three "Property Brothers" Emoji apps. 822 00:27:15,100 --> 00:27:16,930 等一下 你删除这些是因为... Wait. Did you delete them because... 823 00:27:16,930 --> 00:27:19,000 没错 你可以加入办公室短信群组了 Yeah. You're on the office text chain. 824 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,830 你们说真的吗 这太棒啦 Are you serious? This is amazing. 825 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,400 当然我是完全反对你加入 Yeah, well I was totally against it, 826 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,940 但是艾米感觉很不好 因为你看起来太可怜了 but Amy felt bad because you seemed so pathetic. 827 00:27:24,940 --> 00:27:26,010 - 别这么说啊 - 这招起作用了 - Don't say that. - It worked! 828 00:27:26,010 --> 00:27:27,240 你那个露营的故事 I mean, your little camp story. 829 00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:29,310 是我听过最悲惨的童年经历了 Was the saddest childhood memory I've ever heard, 830 00:27:29,310 --> 00:27:31,240 我可是听艾米讲过她参加 and I've listened to Amy talking about attending 831 00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:33,280 "少年交通指挥员团体大会"的经历呢 "The crossing guard's jamboree." 832 00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:36,450 那次很好玩的 我们还在酒店的走廊里指挥交通呢 That was fun! We were directing traffic in the hotel hallways. 833 00:27:36,450 --> 00:27:37,950 把路人都吓坏了呢 People were freaking out. 834 00:27:37,950 --> 00:27:39,750 反正你可别让我们后悔 Mm-hmm. Just don't make us regret this. 835 00:27:39,750 --> 00:27:40,920 我不会的 我保证 I won't. I swear I won't. 836 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:42,670 我要告诉老爸这个好消息啦 I gotta tell my dad. 837 00:27:43,990 --> 00:27:45,560 我知道你不同意这个决定 I know you weren't on board with this, 838 00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:47,260 但你瞧瞧他多开心呀 but look how happy we made him. 839 00:27:47,260 --> 00:27:49,100 而且我们也不会损失... And at no cost to our... 840 00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:50,930 - 这可就开始了 - 不是的 - And here it comes. - No. 841 00:27:50,930 --> 00:27:53,130 那只是一条... That was just one... 842 00:27:53,130 --> 00:27:54,900 我想他是憋了太多话 I bet he's just getting it 843 00:27:54,900 --> 00:27:56,270 - 想要说了吧 - 可不是吗 - out of his system. - Oh, yeah. 844 00:27:56,270 --> 00:27:57,940 我相信他会长话短说的 I'm sure he'll be brief. 845 00:27:57,940 --> 00:28:00,240 很明显 这个宝石蛋是俄国沙皇 Apparently the Tsar of Russia gave that bejeweled egg 846 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:01,670 给他女朋友的礼物 to his girlfriend as a present. 847 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,810 我就从来没收到过镶着宝石的礼物 蠢货艾米 I've never gotten a bejeweled anything. Stupid Amy. 848 00:28:03,810 --> 00:28:06,650 我很怀疑那名杀人犯会来这里 Well, I highly doubt our murderer is gonna show up here. 849 00:28:06,650 --> 00:28:08,480 道格·朱迪说他会来 我相信他 Doug Judy said he's be here, and I believe him. 850 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:11,020 警监 我拿了些饭前点心来 Cap, got some hors d'oeuvres. 851 00:28:11,020 --> 00:28:12,720 我不知道您喜欢吃什么 所以我猜 I don't know what you like, so I guessed: 852 00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:14,590 装饰用的萝卜怎么样 the radishes they put on the side for decoration? 853 00:28:14,590 --> 00:28:17,020 谢谢 还切成萝卜花了 Mmm, thank you. Cut into a flower? 854 00:28:17,020 --> 00:28:18,290 我们是到拉斯维加斯了吗 Where are we, Las Vegas? 855 00:28:18,290 --> 00:28:19,890 伙计们 快看门厅那里 Guys, look over there by the hallway. 856 00:28:19,890 --> 00:28:21,290 看到那个穿红衣服的女人了吗 See the woman in the red? 857 00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:23,130 那好像是我兄弟的女朋友 弗兰 I think that's my brother's girlfriend, Fran. 858 00:28:23,130 --> 00:28:25,050 我不想让她看到我 I don't want her to recognize me. 859 00:28:25,050 --> 00:28:27,000 她的左脸是不是有一道疤 Does she have a scar on her left cheek? 860 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,870 也许吧 什么样的疤痕啊 Maybe. What's the shape of the scar? 861 00:28:28,870 --> 00:28:30,670 - 就是一般的疤痕啊 - 见鬼 - Just a general slash shape. - Oh, darn. 862 00:28:30,670 --> 00:28:32,210 我最近一直在看《哈利波特》的书 I've been reading a lot of "Harry Potter" Lately, 863 00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:33,470 还想着能发现什么有意思的疤呢 and I was hoping for something more fun. 864 00:28:33,470 --> 00:28:35,040 好了 我去正面交锋 Okay, I'll head towards her. 865 00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:37,350 你从后面防守 以免她逃走 You go around back in case she makes a break for it. 866 00:28:39,350 --> 00:28:40,950 她开始行动了 She's on the move. 867 00:28:40,950 --> 00:28:42,580 不好意思 女士 Excuse me, ma'am. Oh. 868 00:28:42,580 --> 00:28:45,550 - 不好意思 请站住 - 别动 纽约警察 - No, please stop. - Freeze. NYPD. 869 00:28:45,550 --> 00:28:47,920 - 发生什么事了啊 - 没疤痕 她不是弗兰 - What's going on? - No scar. It's not Fran. 870 00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:49,360 那她跑什么啊 Then why was she running? 871 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,490 因为有个陌生男人要跟着我去卫生间 Because a strange guy started following me to the bathroom. 872 00:28:51,490 --> 00:28:52,630 可不是吗 男人都很可怕 Right. Because men are horrible 873 00:28:52,630 --> 00:28:54,060 世界无比黑暗 and the world is a nightmare. Yeah. 874 00:28:54,060 --> 00:28:56,200 - 不好 道格·朱迪在哪 - 就在原地啊 怎么 - Oh, no. Where's Doug Judy? - Where we left him. Why? 875 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,200 刀疤脸弗兰只是个幌子 Scarface Fran is a ruse. 876 00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,200 他是想把我们引开 然后帮自己的兄弟 He wanted us out of there so he can help his brother 877 00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:02,190 偷走那颗蛋 steal the egg! 878 00:29:04,490 --> 00:29:06,370 快看 烈酒杯装的汤 Check it out. Shot glasses of soup. 879 00:29:06,370 --> 00:29:08,510 你们是在想 我怎么拿到这么多汤的吗 Oh, you wondering how I got the whole tray? 880 00:29:08,510 --> 00:29:09,810 全拜我无与伦比的魅力 Charmed it right out of her 881 00:29:09,810 --> 00:29:14,360 所赐 Hands 882 00:29:15,770 --> 00:29:16,800 来点汤吗 You want some soup? 883 00:29:24,110 --> 00:29:27,460 - 你一整天都在这里吗 - 是啊 我在找线索呢 - This where you been all day? - Yep. Just looking for clues. 884 00:29:27,460 --> 00:29:30,030 我想找出乔治·朱迪逃跑的方法 Trying to see how George Judy escaped. 885 00:29:30,030 --> 00:29:32,230 - 你流的汗可不少啊 - 泰瑞在努力 - You're pretty sweaty. - Terry runs hot. 886 00:29:32,230 --> 00:29:33,670 泰瑞很努力工作 Terry runs hot. 887 00:29:33,670 --> 00:29:34,900 你是在尝试翻过这堵墙 You're trying to see if you can do that wall climb, 888 00:29:34,900 --> 00:29:36,470 - 对吧 - 可不是 - aren't you? - Yeah. 889 00:29:36,470 --> 00:29:39,270 但我做不到 我老了 And I can't. I'm old. 890 00:29:39,270 --> 00:29:41,210 就因为你翻不过这堵墙了吗 Because you can't parkour up a wall? 891 00:29:41,210 --> 00:29:42,680 不仅是这个 It's everything. 892 00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:44,380 我现在总觉得电视声音太小 The TV's always too quiet. 893 00:29:44,380 --> 00:29:47,180 我也不喜欢那些宽松的篮球短裤 I don't like how baggy basketball shorts are. 894 00:29:47,180 --> 00:29:49,920 我那天甚至还对着一群滑板少年挥了拳头 I even shook my fist at some skateboarders the other day. 895 00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:51,920 还有更糟糕的事情呢 And there's something worse. 896 00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:53,690 非常非常糟糕的事情 Way, way worse. 897 00:29:58,940 --> 00:30:00,590 泰瑞现在都要戴老花镜了 Terry needs reading glasses. 898 00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:03,060 - 没那么糟啦 警长 - 就是很糟 - It's not that bad, Sarge. - Yes, it is! 899 00:30:03,060 --> 00:30:05,060 我以前可是"蝙蝠侠"呢 I used to be "Batman." 900 00:30:05,070 --> 00:30:06,800 现在我都成他爹了 Now I'm his dad. 901 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:11,240 他那个又蠢又弱 还在剧院被枪杀的爹 His dumb, weak, getting shot at the opera dad. 902 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,270 好了 竞拍结束了 Okay, auction over. 903 00:30:13,270 --> 00:30:14,540 我真不敢相信 你会认为道格·朱迪 I can't believe you thought Doug Judy 904 00:30:14,540 --> 00:30:16,140 会使诡计引开我们 然后偷走那颗蛋 was tricking us so he could steal the egg. 905 00:30:16,140 --> 00:30:17,710 如果真要说谁会偷蛋 那就是你 If anyone was stealing any eggs, it was you 906 00:30:17,710 --> 00:30:19,450 因为你就一蠢蛋样 'cause you have egg all over your face. 907 00:30:19,450 --> 00:30:21,450 所以之前四分钟 你一句话都没说 Is that why you've been so quiet these last four minutes? 908 00:30:21,450 --> 00:30:23,050 - 就是在想这个梗吗 - 是啊 梗不错吧 - You had to think of that? - Mm-hmm. Was it worth it? 909 00:30:23,050 --> 00:30:24,780 - 棒呆啦 - 发射愤怒毒液 - Hell, yeah. - Ah, venomous burn. 910 00:30:24,790 --> 00:30:26,450 吸出毒液 Suck out the poison. 911 00:30:29,890 --> 00:30:31,930 他也许是没做出什么行动 He may not have been pulling something back there, 912 00:30:31,930 --> 00:30:33,730 但你们也都没猜对乔治·朱迪的行踪 but both of you were wrong about George Judy. 913 00:30:33,730 --> 00:30:36,060 他根本就没来 我们在这里浪费了一天 He never showed. We wasted a day, 914 00:30:36,060 --> 00:30:38,730 如果要说谁一脸蠢蛋样 那可是你们俩 and if anyone has egg on their faces, it's you two. 915 00:30:38,730 --> 00:30:41,830 道格蠢蛋 和蠢蛋佩拉尔塔 Doug Egg and Egg Peralta. 916 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,740 这名字其实还挺酷的嘛 That's actually kind of a dope name. 917 00:30:43,740 --> 00:30:45,510 那边出什么事了 What's going on out there? 918 00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:48,510 我是杰克·佩拉尔塔 纽约警察 发生什么事了 Hey, Jake Peralta, NYPD. What happened here? 919 00:30:48,510 --> 00:30:50,710 有人打晕了泊车员 偷走了所有的车 Somebody knocked out the valet, stole all the cars. 920 00:30:50,710 --> 00:30:53,280 - 所有的车都偷走了 - 所以乔治确实来了 - Every single one. - So George was here. 921 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:55,250 他不是来偷蛋的 他是来偷车的 He wasn't after the egg, he was after the cars. 922 00:30:55,250 --> 00:30:59,490 看来道格·朱迪说得没错吧 警监 Well, looks like Doug Judy was right after all, huh, Captain? 923 00:30:59,490 --> 00:31:00,750 你怎么不说话啦 Why aren't you saying anything? 924 00:31:00,750 --> 00:31:02,260 是因为错了而无地自容了吗 Is it because you're so embarrassed for being wrong? 925 00:31:02,260 --> 00:31:03,750 我的格蒂啊 Gertie! 926 00:31:04,530 --> 00:31:07,260 # 哎呀真糟糕呀 警监的车被偷啦 # What a big bomb, the Captain's car is gone 927 00:31:07,260 --> 00:31:09,940 闭嘴 给我闭嘴 Shut up! Shut up! 928 00:31:11,090 --> 00:31:13,040 我不明白 为什么乔治·朱迪 I don't get it. Why would George Judy 929 00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:14,540 偷走的是车 而不是蛋呢 steal all these cars and not the egg? 930 00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:16,140 如果他急需用钱 车比较容易出手 Easier to sell if you're in a hurry. 931 00:31:16,140 --> 00:31:18,240 而且里面不乏好车呢 Plus these are some valuable vehicles. 932 00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,180 - 布加迪 法拉利 - 还有格蒂 - Bugatti, Ferrari... - Gertie. 933 00:31:20,180 --> 00:31:21,810 我觉得他不会冲着格蒂去的 先生 I don't think Gertie was a prime target, sir. 934 00:31:21,810 --> 00:31:24,480 你知道我为改造她花了多少精力吗 Do you know how much custom work there was on her? 935 00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,850 我把收音机的调频功能都卸掉了 I disabled the FM function from the radio. 936 00:31:26,850 --> 00:31:29,090 当时那人说 "你可以不用啊" The guy said, "Oh, you can just not use it," 937 00:31:29,090 --> 00:31:31,260 但我说 "可是我知道这个功能还在啊" but I said, "Ugh, I'll always know it's there." 938 00:31:31,260 --> 00:31:34,460 看这个 谢尔比眼镜蛇427SC Boom. Shelby Cobra 427SC. 939 00:31:34,460 --> 00:31:36,390 那四个轮子都要一百万美金呢 That's a million dollars on four wheels, baby. 940 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:37,700 这才是乔治的目标 That's what George is after. 941 00:31:37,700 --> 00:31:39,160 可谁知道这是不是乔治干的呢 How do we even know George did it? 942 00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:40,500 毕竟没人看到他啊 I mean, nobody saw him. 943 00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:43,840 但是案发现场确实有一名经验丰富的偷车贼 But there was a prolific car thief at the scene of the crime. 944 00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:45,700 你是说我吗 我现在可是警察 You talking about me? I'm a cop now. 945 00:31:45,700 --> 00:31:47,140 - 快拉倒吧 - 那为什么我有警徽 - No, you're not. - Then why do I have a badge 946 00:31:47,140 --> 00:31:48,970 还有枪呢 and a gun? 947 00:31:48,970 --> 00:31:50,710 这标志可是如假包换的呢 The thin blue line just got thick as hell. 948 00:31:50,710 --> 00:31:51,910 - 给我 - 算了吧 朱迪 - Give me that! - Come on, Judy. 949 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,140 没装子弹 It's not loaded. 950 00:31:53,150 --> 00:31:54,580 听着 如果我要偷很多车子 Look, if I was gonna jack a bunch of cars, 951 00:31:54,580 --> 00:31:56,410 我可不会带纽约最厉害的两个警察 I wouldn't bring two of New York's best detectives with me 952 00:31:56,420 --> 00:31:57,980 和我一起去现场 to the scene of the crime. 953 00:31:57,980 --> 00:31:59,650 - 你觉得我们是最厉害的吗 - 拍马屁没用的 - Aww, you think we're the best? - Flattery won't work on us. 954 00:31:59,650 --> 00:32:01,350 - 什么 - 简直是胡搅蛮缠 - What? - This is nonsense. 955 00:32:01,350 --> 00:32:03,720 - 你不准参与这案子了 - 长官 拜托 - You're off the case. - Whoa, whoa, sir. Come on. 956 00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:05,290 我们还要追捕罪犯 We're chasing a murderer. 957 00:32:05,290 --> 00:32:07,190 一个偷了很多车子的罪犯 A murderer that just stole a ton of cars. 958 00:32:07,190 --> 00:32:09,090 这一行谁能比道格·朱迪还轻车熟路啊 Who knows more about that world than Doug Judy? 959 00:32:09,090 --> 00:32:10,900 而且别忘了 他不帮我们抓到他兄弟 Plus remember, he doesn't get immunity 960 00:32:10,900 --> 00:32:12,200 是不能得到豁免的 unless he helps us bring his brother in. 961 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:13,330 我知道 但... I know, but... 962 00:32:13,330 --> 00:32:15,330 你到底想不想让格蒂回来 Do you want to get back Gertie or not? 963 00:32:15,330 --> 00:32:17,600 好吧 他继续协助调查 Fine. He's still on the case. 964 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:20,200 # 庞蒂亚克大盗和杰克一起当警探 # The Pontiac Bandit and Jake are cops 965 00:32:20,210 --> 00:32:23,270 # 还有他们爱说俏皮话的警监 # With their wise-cracking Captain along for the ride 966 00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:26,140 # 他们去哪都会有冒险历程 # They'll have adventures wherever they go 967 00:32:26,150 --> 00:32:29,010 # 那只会说话的狗翱翔在外太空 # The talking dog flies in outer space 968 00:32:29,010 --> 00:32:31,850 # 汪 汪 汪 飞行狗 # Arf, arf, arf, fly, fly, fly, fly dog 969 00:32:31,850 --> 00:32:34,290 - # 汪 汪 汪 # - # 飞 飞 飞 飞行狗 # - Arf, arf, arf - Fly, fly, fly, fly dog 970 00:32:34,290 --> 00:32:36,950 # 汪 汪 汪 飞行狗 # Arf, arf, arf, fly, fly, fly, fly dog 971 00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:39,290 好了 查尔斯 我之前很希望你加入群聊 Okay, Charles, I want you on this text chain. 972 00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:41,890 真的 但自从你昨天加入后 I really do, but since you joined yesterday, 973 00:32:41,890 --> 00:32:44,200 已经发了七十一条短信 you have sent 71 texts. 974 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,900 群里其他所有人加起来 只发了两条 The rest of the group collectively has sent two. 975 00:32:46,900 --> 00:32:50,740 说真的 查尔斯 我宁愿被车撞 You know, honestly, I'd rather get hit by a bus 976 00:32:50,740 --> 00:32:52,940 也不愿再收到你的一条短信 than get one more text from you, Charles. 977 00:32:52,940 --> 00:32:54,870 好吧 我也不是没被排挤过 Fine. I've been kicked out of things before. 978 00:32:54,870 --> 00:32:56,270 露营的时候 我发现了一个小本子 At camp, I found a slam book 979 00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:58,080 上面都是食堂大妈写我的坏话 that the lunch ladies had written about me. 980 00:32:58,080 --> 00:32:59,910 抱歉 查尔斯 但现在多悲伤的故事 I'm sorry, Charles, but there is no story 981 00:32:59,910 --> 00:33:01,050 都救不了你了 sad enough to save you now. 982 00:33:01,050 --> 00:33:02,980 接受挑战 Challenge accepted. 983 00:33:02,980 --> 00:33:05,980 我十多岁时 有一次整个小弟弟都... Once, as a tween, I got my penis entirely... 984 00:33:05,980 --> 00:33:07,220 好了 住嘴 不不不 Okay, stop! No, no, no, no, no. 985 00:33:07,220 --> 00:33:09,950 我们只是想教你好好发短信 Our plan was just to teach you to text better. 986 00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:13,160 很多人都喜欢像我一样发短信 You know, a lot of people like the way I text. 987 00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:15,060 如果你们不能接受我的本性 Look, if you can't accept me for who I am, 988 00:33:15,060 --> 00:33:16,660 - 那我就退出好了 - 行 很好 - then I don't need this chain. - Okay, great. 989 00:33:16,660 --> 00:33:18,260 不不不 千万别让我退群 No, no, no, I need to be included so badly. 990 00:33:18,260 --> 00:33:20,100 你们说什么我都照做 反正我本来也没有自尊 I'll do whatever you say. I literally have zero pride. 991 00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:21,300 这才是我想听到的答案 And that's what I like to hear. 992 00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:23,600 查尔斯 Oh, Charles. 993 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:26,140 好吧 所以你们是有钱的欧洲人 Okay, so you guys are rich Europeans 994 00:33:26,140 --> 00:33:28,310 打算买一辆谢尔比 我负责介绍你们 looking to buy a Shelby. I'll make the introductions. 995 00:33:28,310 --> 00:33:29,740 等等 欧洲人可不够具体 Wait, we can't just be Europeans. 996 00:33:29,740 --> 00:33:31,580 - 到底是哪个国家 - 你们会说什么语言 - What country are we from? - What languages do you speak? 997 00:33:31,580 --> 00:33:34,710 法语 西班牙语 一些葡萄牙语 French, Spanish, some Portuguese. 998 00:33:34,710 --> 00:33:37,010 还有希腊语 佛兰德语也过得去 Obviously Greek, enough Flemish to get by. 999 00:33:37,020 --> 00:33:39,180 牛逼 你呢 佩拉尔塔 Tight. What about you, Peralta? 1000 00:33:39,180 --> 00:33:41,520 我模仿意大利口音很不错 Um, I can do a pretty good Italian accent. 1001 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,250 "你以为能骗我钱吗" "You think you could milk me?" 1002 00:33:43,260 --> 00:33:45,290 所以你在模仿《拜见岳父大人》的德尼罗 So you're just doing De Niro from "Meet the Parents?" 1003 00:33:45,290 --> 00:33:46,790 我不知道啊 是吗 I don't know, am I? 1004 00:33:46,790 --> 00:33:48,660 - 那可演得很糟糕 - 我不知道 - That's a terrible De Niro. - I don't know. 1005 00:33:48,660 --> 00:33:50,800 - 这才是德尼罗 - 我觉得这很棒 - This is De Niro. - I think it's pretty good. 1006 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:52,630 - 我演得更好 - 这样更好 - Mine's better. - It's pretty good. 1007 00:33:52,630 --> 00:33:53,930 - 你还是当个美国人吧 - 好吧 - We'll just make you American. - Okay. 1008 00:33:53,930 --> 00:33:56,800 - 格里夫 - 嗨 道格·朱迪 - Griff. - Hey, Doug Judy. 1009 00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,300 - 嗨 - 有什么能帮上忙的吗 - Hey. - What can I do for you? 1010 00:33:58,300 --> 00:33:59,640 我的兄弟来过吗 Hey, did my brother stop by? 1011 00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:02,370 我听说他偷了一些好车 我可能有位买主 I heard he jacked some nice cars, and I might have a buyer. 1012 00:34:02,370 --> 00:34:04,840 这是马克辛·杜布瓦 国际百万富翁 This is Maxine Dubois, international millionaire. 1013 00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:06,880 - 你好 - 他不会说英语 - Bonjour. - He doesn't speak any English. 1014 00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:08,180 这是他的律师卡尔·曼格森 This is his lawyer, Carl Mangerson. 1015 00:34:08,180 --> 00:34:09,450 嘿 我是位律师 Hey, I'm a lawyer. 1016 00:34:09,450 --> 00:34:11,280 马克辛想买辆谢尔比眼镜蛇 Maxine wants to buy a Shelby Cobra. 1017 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:12,380 我听说乔治可能有一辆 I hear George might have one. 1018 00:34:12,380 --> 00:34:14,020 他送来挺多车的 He just dropped off a few cars, 1019 00:34:14,020 --> 00:34:16,620 但没说过有眼镜蛇的事 but he didn't say anything about no Cobra. 1020 00:34:16,620 --> 00:34:19,190 我一直忙着处理这堆垃圾了 看到没 I mostly deal with scrap and crap, you know? 1021 00:34:19,190 --> 00:34:20,790 妈了个蛋 Son of a bitch. 1022 00:34:20,790 --> 00:34:22,630 嘿 没事吧 马克辛 Hey, hey, is everything all right here, Maxine? 1023 00:34:22,630 --> 00:34:23,960 你英语很好啊 You're speaking good English. 1024 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,960 他只是从电影里面学过几个词 Eh, just a few phrases he picked up from movies and such. 1025 00:34:26,970 --> 00:34:29,570 他很失望 他真的很想要眼镜蛇 He's disappointed. He really wanted that Cobra. 1026 00:34:29,570 --> 00:34:31,040 你知道法国人的 很热情 You know the French, so passionate, 1027 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:32,870 连他们的臭鼬都是 就像乐皮尤 even their skunks. Pepé Le Pew. 1028 00:34:32,870 --> 00:34:34,710 没关系 我是个律师 我可以拒绝置评 It doesn't matter; I'm a lawyer. No further comments. 1029 00:34:34,710 --> 00:34:36,010 你知道乔治在哪吗 Do you know where George is? 1030 00:34:36,010 --> 00:34:38,080 也许我能亲自和他交易 Maybe I can do business with him myself. 1031 00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:39,380 - 格蒂 - 什么 - Gertie! - What? 1032 00:34:39,380 --> 00:34:43,450 他说的是法语 意思是... Uh, that was French for... 1033 00:34:44,980 --> 00:34:46,670 "我要打个电话" "I gotta make a phone call." 1034 00:34:46,670 --> 00:34:48,490 他要去打个电话 He's gotta make a phone call. 1035 00:34:48,490 --> 00:34:49,850 法国人... Frenchmens... 1036 00:34:49,860 --> 00:34:53,160 麻烦事就是多 You can't bring them anywhere. 1037 00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:54,660 如果乔治是翻墙出去的 So if George went over that wall, 1038 00:34:54,660 --> 00:34:57,330 他一定会被摄像头拍到... he would have been caught on a security camera across... 1039 00:34:57,330 --> 00:34:59,460 - 你在吃什么 警长 - 麦乳粥 - Whatcha eating there, Sarge? - Cream of Wheat. 1040 00:34:59,470 --> 00:35:01,470 容易咀嚼 有助代谢 It's easy to chew, and it keeps you regular. 1041 00:35:01,470 --> 00:35:03,170 老年人最爱的食物 It's a favorite dish of the elderly. 1042 00:35:03,170 --> 00:35:04,670 别再这么萎靡不振了 Stop freaking out about this. 1043 00:35:04,670 --> 00:35:06,500 是啊 我知道 "我有一颗年轻的心" Yeah, yeah, I know. "I'm young at heart." 1044 00:35:06,510 --> 00:35:08,170 不 你内心老化得很 No, you are super old at heart. 1045 00:35:08,170 --> 00:35:09,670 一直都是 你喜欢酸奶 You always have been. You love yogurt. 1046 00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:11,180 去投票站当志愿者 You volunteer at your polling place. 1047 00:35:11,180 --> 00:35:13,950 还拒绝在自动存款机上存钱 You refuse to deposit your checks at an ATM. 1048 00:35:13,950 --> 00:35:15,750 那可是台机器 我才不信它 It's a machine. I don't trust it. 1049 00:35:15,750 --> 00:35:17,180 我明白你的意思 I get what you're saying, 1050 00:35:17,180 --> 00:35:19,750 但至少以前我的身体素质可是顶尖的 but at least I used to be a prime physical specimen. 1051 00:35:19,750 --> 00:35:21,350 伙计 你的体脂只有百分之一啊 Dude, you have, like, 1% body fat. 1052 00:35:21,350 --> 00:35:23,820 现在1.8了 长胖了 Now I'm at 1.8. I'm fat. 1053 00:35:23,820 --> 00:35:25,690 我是个又老又胖的秃头 I'm a fat, bald old man. 1054 00:35:25,690 --> 00:35:27,120 - 你是自己剃的 - 没错 罗莎 - You shave your head. - Yeah, Rosa. 1055 00:35:27,130 --> 00:35:28,560 我和范·迪塞尔都剃了头 Vin Diesel and I shave our heads 1056 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,030 因为我们觉得光头好看 because we think it looks good. 1057 00:35:30,030 --> 00:35:31,560 好吧 显然你想坐在这 Okay, you obviously want to sit here 1058 00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:34,100 顾影自怜 但我们得去工作了 feeling sorry for yourself, but we have work to do. 1059 00:35:34,100 --> 00:35:35,730 要不然 我给你找个轮椅 So, I don't know, why don't I get you a wheelchair 1060 00:35:35,730 --> 00:35:39,240 - 再来一包纸尿裤 - 轮椅 - and a box of diapers. - The wheelchair! 1061 00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:41,970 他就是这么逃走的 扮成了一个老女人 That's how he escaped. He dressed up like an old lady. 1062 00:35:41,970 --> 00:35:43,340 那个护理把他推出去了 That orderly is pushing him out. 1063 00:35:43,340 --> 00:35:44,780 他真的有帮凶 He did have an accomplice. 1064 00:35:44,780 --> 00:35:46,740 我一定要抓到这混蛋 I'm gonna find this bastard. 1065 00:35:46,750 --> 00:35:49,050 我不再需要这个了 I don't need this anymore. 1066 00:35:49,050 --> 00:35:50,920 不过我还是该穿上夹克 I should take my jacket, though. 1067 00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:55,150 现在可是一月份 我没疯 I mean, it's January. I ain't crazy. 1068 00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,760 格蒂 Oh, Gertie. 1069 00:36:05,450 --> 00:36:07,400 喂 乔治在这 Psst. George is here. 1070 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:11,440 - 他在后面 - 我们走 快 - He's out back. - Let's go. Right now. 1071 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,340 纽约警局 别动 NYPD, don't move! 1072 00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:16,320 该死 他要跑了 Crap, he's getting away! 1073 00:36:18,330 --> 00:36:20,110 好吧 All right. 1074 00:36:20,110 --> 00:36:22,150 我们可以冲过去 这外套是耐火的 We can run right through it. These suits are fire-resistant. 1075 00:36:22,150 --> 00:36:23,810 这外套不耐火 These suits are not fire-resistant. 1076 00:36:23,820 --> 00:36:25,480 不是吗 那怎么这么贵 They're not? Then why are they so expensive? 1077 00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:28,420 再见 佩拉尔塔 Bye, Peralta. 1078 00:36:28,420 --> 00:36:30,420 不 朱迪 No! Judy! 1079 00:36:30,420 --> 00:36:33,340 还有朱迪 朱迪兄弟 Both Judys! Judys! 1080 00:36:34,380 --> 00:36:35,760 真不敢相信 Oh, I can't believe this! 1081 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:38,140 我真的以为这次能相信道格·朱迪 I really thought I could trust Doug Judy this time. 1082 00:36:38,150 --> 00:36:40,250 我一直告诉你别相信他 但你不听 I kept telling you not to, but you wouldn't listen. 1083 00:36:40,250 --> 00:36:42,280 你光顾着跟他一起唱歌 You were too busy singing your songs 1084 00:36:42,290 --> 00:36:43,850 还计划去尼亚加拉大瀑布旅行 and planning trips to Niagara Falls. 1085 00:36:43,850 --> 00:36:45,320 我们只是聊到我们俩都没去过那里 We just said neither of us had ever been. 1086 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:47,090 哪有什么旅行计划 There were no hard plans. 1087 00:36:47,090 --> 00:36:48,990 这实在是太丢人了 Look, it's humiliating. 1088 00:36:48,990 --> 00:36:51,830 道格·朱迪自认为能摆布我 他也确实做到了 Doug Judy thought he could manipulate me, and he could. 1089 00:36:51,830 --> 00:36:53,640 我觉得自己真是个糟糕的警察 I feel like I'm a terrible cop. 1090 00:36:55,530 --> 00:36:56,870 我还以为你会说些什么话 Wow, I really thought you were going to chime in 1091 00:36:56,870 --> 00:36:57,830 来安慰安慰我 with something supportive there. 1092 00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,270 我们得走了 We have to go. 1093 00:36:59,270 --> 00:37:01,300 警监 Captain? 1094 00:37:01,310 --> 00:37:04,040 好了 查尔斯 这是你最后的测试 Okay, Charles. This is your final exam. 1095 00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:05,110 我们要给你看一条短信 We're gonna show you a text 1096 00:37:05,110 --> 00:37:07,010 以及两个回复的选项 and then two potential responses. 1097 00:37:07,010 --> 00:37:08,850 你得告诉我们 哪个更合适 You need to tell us which is more appropriate. 1098 00:37:08,850 --> 00:37:11,550 艾米说 "正要从维珍音乐节离开" Amy writes, "Leaving the virgin festival..." 1099 00:37:11,550 --> 00:37:13,750 - 吉娜 - "十分钟后到" - Gina... - "Be there in ten minutes." 1100 00:37:13,750 --> 00:37:15,990 你要回复 Do you reply, 1101 00:37:15,990 --> 00:37:17,820 "我来帮你倒计时" "I'll be counting down the seconds. 1102 00:37:17,820 --> 00:37:22,290 "600 599 598 逗你玩呢 哈哈 "600, 599, 598, jk, lol, 1103 00:37:22,290 --> 00:37:25,530 597 596 笑脸表情 笑脸表情 "597, 596, smiley face, smiley face, 1104 00:37:25,530 --> 00:37:27,460 小猫笑脸表情 大拇指表情" cat smiley, thumbs up." 1105 00:37:27,460 --> 00:37:29,800 还是回复 "好的" Or, "Okay." 1106 00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:32,200 这是个陷阱 这条短信根本不需要回复 It's a trick question. The text requires no response. 1107 00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:35,840 查尔斯·伯耶尔 欢迎回归九九局短信群 Charles Boyle, welcome back to the Nine-Nine text chain. 1108 00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:37,740 太棒了 我们应该把群名改成九九派对专线 Yes! We should call it the Nine-Nine party line 1109 00:37:37,740 --> 00:37:39,480 - 我来改名 - 查尔斯 - I'll rename the thread. - Charles. 1110 00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:41,180 抱歉 我会进步的 会进步的 Sorry. I'll be better. I'll be better. 1111 00:37:44,510 --> 00:37:46,880 就是那辆车 你怎么知道他们会来这里 There's the car. How'd you know they'd be here? 1112 00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:49,490 警探的直觉 Detective's intuition. 1113 00:37:49,490 --> 00:37:51,550 好吧 之前我们一起去了游戏厅 Okay, fine. We went to Dave and Buster's together 1114 00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:54,690 不小心走散了 所以就开启了"寻找朋友"功能 and got separated, so we turned on Find My Friends. 1115 00:38:00,010 --> 00:38:01,620 楼梯在后面 The stairs are in the back. 1116 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,170 在找我们吗 Looking for us? 1117 00:38:04,170 --> 00:38:07,150 把枪放下 慢慢转过来 Put your guns down, turn around slowly. 1118 00:38:10,860 --> 00:38:13,480 搞什么 朱迪 我还以为我们是朋友 What the hell, Judy? I thought we were friends. 1119 00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:14,880 你怎么会这么想 I don't know why you thought that. 1120 00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:16,050 因为你一直这么说 'Cause you kept saying we were. 1121 00:38:16,050 --> 00:38:17,980 我们可是计划好要一起去尼亚加拉大瀑布的 We had hard plans to go to Niagara Falls. 1122 00:38:17,980 --> 00:38:20,120 兄弟 你跟这条子是朋友吗 So, bro, you friends with this cop? 1123 00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:21,780 怎么会 这个饥渴的混蛋 Nah. This thirsty-ass bitch 1124 00:38:21,790 --> 00:38:23,120 只是迫切希望吸引注意力罢了 is just desperate for attention. 1125 00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:24,650 饥渴的混蛋 Thirsty-ass bitch? 1126 00:38:24,660 --> 00:38:27,090 好吧 警监 我知道你马上就会上前一步帮我说话了 Okay, Captain, now I know you're going to step in and defend me. 1127 00:38:27,090 --> 00:38:29,230 你之前还求我夸你来着 Well, you were begging me to compliment you earlier. 1128 00:38:29,230 --> 00:38:30,930 我的老天啊 这真是我这辈子最差劲的一天了 Oh, my God. This is the worst day of my life. 1129 00:38:30,930 --> 00:38:33,600 - 查尔斯在哪 - 既然你们不是朋友 - Where's Charles? - So, if you're not friends, 1130 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:35,130 你不会介意我干掉他吧 you won't mind if I waste him, right? 1131 00:38:35,130 --> 00:38:37,530 他当然会介意 没错 我们是敌人 Of course he minds. I mean, sure, we're enemies, 1132 00:38:37,530 --> 00:38:39,900 但是是亦敌亦友的那种 像汤姆和杰瑞 but in, like, a playful way, like Tom and Jerry. 1133 00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:43,090 天啊 汤姆是不是想吃掉杰瑞 Oh, my God. Was Tom trying to eat Jerry? 1134 00:38:44,140 --> 00:38:45,470 - 我的一生都充斥着谎言 - 开枪打他 - My whole life is a lie. - Shoot him. 1135 00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:47,280 不不不 我的遗言可不能是这句 No, no, no. Those can't be my last words. 1136 00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:49,550 呃 哎呦我去 Uh, ay caramba. 1137 00:38:49,550 --> 00:38:51,180 怎么回事 What the hell? 1138 00:38:53,350 --> 00:38:55,550 哎哟 看来某人忘记给自己兄弟的枪 Whoops. Looks like somebody forgot to put bullets 1139 00:38:55,550 --> 00:38:57,620 - 装子弹了 - 啊哈 - in his brother's gun. - Aha! 1140 00:38:57,620 --> 00:38:59,420 我就知道你没有背叛我 I knew you didn't betray me. 1141 00:38:59,420 --> 00:39:01,620 我是想指责你来着 但是我好开心 I said that accusatorily, but I'm very happy. 1142 00:39:01,630 --> 00:39:04,390 # 道格·朱迪和佩拉尔塔和警监一起查案# Doug Judy and Peralta and Captain on the case 1143 00:39:04,390 --> 00:39:06,730 # 你被耍了 他们的友情从未变 # Joke's on you, they was always friends 1144 00:39:06,730 --> 00:39:09,400 # 现在我得到了豁免权 # Now I'ma get my immunity 1145 00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:12,840 # 那只会说话的狗在警局阴魂不散 # The ghost of the talking dog haunts the precinct 1146 00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:14,500 - 会说话的狗挂了 - 哎呀 - The talking dog died. - Aww, man. 1147 00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:16,520 是啊 这一句接的太烂了 I know; it was a bummer note to end on. 1148 00:39:18,590 --> 00:39:20,240 - 你抓到那个护工了 - 原来他压根 - You got our orderly. - Turns out he really didn't 1149 00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:21,240 不是医院员工 work at the hospital, 1150 00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:22,410 但他偷员工制服时 but he left his print behind 1151 00:39:22,410 --> 00:39:24,080 在房间里留下了指纹 in the room where he stole the scrubs. 1152 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:25,780 没用多久就抓到他了 It didn't take long to track him down. 1153 00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:27,520 哇 这一手再加上轮椅的发现 Whoa. With that and the wheelchair, 1154 00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:29,290 你这次干得可真不错 警长 that's some pretty nice police work, Sarge. 1155 00:39:29,290 --> 00:39:31,020 我知道 I know. 1156 00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:33,720 我的肌肉或许已经不如昔日强壮 You know, my muscles might not be as strong 1157 00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:36,740 但另一样东西的确变强了 as when I was young, but one's stronger: 1158 00:39:36,740 --> 00:39:39,030 我的发达强健的大脑 my big, beefy brain. 1159 00:39:39,030 --> 00:39:44,030 现在我要失陪一下了 我要处理这个 Now if you will excuse me, I have to process... 1160 00:39:44,030 --> 00:39:45,430 戴维·威利斯 David Willis. 1161 00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:47,670 喔唷 你还给眼镜配了个项链 Aww, you got a little necklace for your glasses. 1162 00:39:47,670 --> 00:39:50,140 没办法 昨晚忙活的时候差点弄丢了 I had to. I almost lost them last night during "Wheel." 1163 00:39:50,140 --> 00:39:53,780 嘿 罗莎 来颗硬糖 Hey, Rosa. Have a hard candy. 1164 00:39:53,780 --> 00:39:55,730 泰瑞已经释然拥抱岁月了 Terry is embracing his age. 1165 00:39:56,860 --> 00:39:58,380 我刚和地检通过话 I just got off the phone with the DA. 1166 00:39:58,380 --> 00:40:00,480 作为协助抓捕乔治·朱迪的回报 And for aiding in the capture of George Judy, 1167 00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:03,850 你已正式获得了所有曾犯之罪的豁免权 you have officially been granted immunity from all your past crimes. 1168 00:40:03,850 --> 00:40:05,490 - 那现在我自由了 - 嗯 - So I'm a free man? - Mm. 1169 00:40:05,490 --> 00:40:08,890 并没有啥变化 Nope, still smells the same. 1170 00:40:08,890 --> 00:40:10,290 很抱歉我怀疑了你 I'm sorry that I doubted you, 1171 00:40:10,290 --> 00:40:12,090 但你的确开车载我们的犯人逃走了 but you did drive off with the guy that we were chasing. 1172 00:40:12,100 --> 00:40:13,830 没办法 我看见他就要逃脱了 Had to. I saw he was about to get away, 1173 00:40:13,830 --> 00:40:15,970 就骗他相信我和他是一伙的 so I tricked him into thinking I was on his side. 1174 00:40:15,970 --> 00:40:17,270 我当起警察来还真是厉害啊 It's crazy how good I am at your job. 1175 00:40:17,270 --> 00:40:20,070 我欠你俩一个道歉 Look, I owe you both an apology. 1176 00:40:20,070 --> 00:40:22,740 道格·朱迪 我小看了你的诚意 Doug Judy, I underestimated your honesty. 1177 00:40:22,740 --> 00:40:26,210 还有佩拉尔塔 我小看了你的直觉 And, Peralta, I underestimated your instincts. 1178 00:40:26,210 --> 00:40:27,740 就这么一句可不够 Yeah, I'm gonna need a lot more from you than that. 1179 00:40:27,740 --> 00:40:30,050 好吧 你是个好警察 Fine. You're a good cop... 1180 00:40:30,050 --> 00:40:32,380 就算你是个饥渴的混蛋也是 even if you are a thirst-ass bitch. 1181 00:40:32,380 --> 00:40:34,350 好吧 Wow. Okay. 1182 00:40:34,350 --> 00:40:36,950 破了这么大的案子还埋汰我 Solved a pretty intense murder, and just crap all over me. 1183 00:40:36,950 --> 00:40:41,220 嘿 警监 我给你准备了点东西 Hey, Captain, got you a little something-something. 1184 00:40:41,220 --> 00:40:42,530 - 格蒂 - 不是 - Gertie? - Nope. 1185 00:40:42,530 --> 00:40:46,660 但是绝对是同型 同款 同一颜色 But she is the exact same make, model, and color. 1186 00:40:46,660 --> 00:40:48,560 我的天啊 这是你偷的 Oh, my God, you stole this. 1187 00:40:48,570 --> 00:40:50,900 - 我怎么能开一辆赃车... - 放松 哥们 - I can't be driving a stolen... - Relax, man. 1188 00:40:50,900 --> 00:40:53,340 我是在二手车市场买的 花了六百刀呢 I bought it at a used car lot for, like, $600. 1189 00:40:53,340 --> 00:40:55,400 - 这又不是什么好车 - 没错 - This is not a nice vehicle. - Yeah, it's not. 1190 00:40:55,410 --> 00:40:57,210 还有 她可不叫格蒂 And by the way, her name's not Gertie. 1191 00:40:57,210 --> 00:40:59,640 她叫塞斯爱莱拉 It's Sexarella. 1192 00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:03,450 你好啊 塞斯爱莱拉 Hello, Sexarella. 1193 00:41:03,450 --> 00:41:05,710 那么 接下来有何打算 道格·朱迪 So, what's next for you, Doug Judy? 1194 00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:07,380 我要开始新生活了 I'm turning over a new leaf. 1195 00:41:07,380 --> 00:41:09,020 诚实的生活 Gonna live that honest life. 1196 00:41:09,020 --> 00:41:10,650 或许开个面包店 Maybe open up a bakery, 1197 00:41:10,650 --> 00:41:12,720 买个小房子 筹点养老金 buy a little house, invest in my retirement. 1198 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,090 你马上就会干回老本行 You're gonna go back to stealing cars immediately, 1199 00:41:14,090 --> 00:41:15,460 - 是不是 - 那还用说 - aren't you? - That's very much on the table. 1200 00:41:15,460 --> 00:41:17,390 - 当然 - 等你下手 - Yeah. - And when you do... 1201 00:41:17,390 --> 00:41:18,790 - 我会阻止你的 - 不 你不会的 - I'll be there to stop you. - No, you won't. 1202 00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:20,330 - 我会的 - 你不会的 - Yes, I will. - No, you won't. 1203 00:41:20,330 --> 00:41:22,100 - 我会的 - 我会想你的 哥们 - Yes, I will. - I'm gonna miss you, man. 1204 00:41:22,100 --> 00:41:23,430 我会想你的 哥们 I'm gonna miss you, brother. 1205 00:41:23,430 --> 00:41:26,800 - 再见了 小老鼠 - 再见了 爸爸 - Good-bye, little Fievel. - Good-bye, Papa. 1206 00:41:29,810 --> 00:41:31,210 - 酷 好了 回见 - 嗯嗯 - Cool. All right, peace out. - Uh-huh. 1207 00:41:31,210 --> 00:41:33,080 - 很高兴见到你 - 我也是 - It was good to see you. - Good to see you, man. 1208 00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:35,110 嘿 同志们 我想到一个很好笑的梗 Hey, you guys, I thought of a funny response 1209 00:41:35,110 --> 00:41:36,650 可以用来回复泰瑞之前的短信 to Terry's text from earlier. 1210 00:41:36,650 --> 00:41:37,980 你们要在发送前帮我看一下吗 Would you mind taking a look before I hit send? 1211 00:41:37,980 --> 00:41:40,280 查尔斯 你已经经历过考验了 好吗 Charles, you've trained for this moment, okay? 1212 00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:41,800 我们相信你 尽管发吧 We trust you. Just send it. 1213 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:45,550 来吧 你很棒 Come here. Good job. 1214 00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:48,060 - 好吧 那我要发喽 - 嗯哼 - All right, I'm gonna do it. - Mm-hmm. 1215 00:41:50,530 --> 00:41:52,510 不错哟 查... Way to go, Cha...