1 00:00:00,100 --> 00:00:01,100 本字幕仅供学习交流，严禁用于商业用途 2 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:03,200 -==http://www.ragbear.com== 幕后危机 第一季第1集 3 00:00:03,720 --> 00:00:05,392 谢谢 Thank you. 4 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:06,839 早 Morning. 5 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:09,396 早 早 早 早 Morning, morning, morning, morning. 6 00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:12,280 -=破烂熊字幕组=- 翻译：帥子 校对：tpring cotton 调轴：tpring 7 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:15,271 早呀 克里夫 让我来拿 谢谢 Morning, Cliff. Let me take that. Thank you. 8 00:00:15,272 --> 00:00:18,559 熬了整晚折腾这些破玩意 是呀 Up all night with these bloody things. Yep. 9 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:20,795 这种关头 真见鬼 At a time like this, for God's sake. 10 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:21,876 我要吃个披萨 ...going to have a pizza. 11 00:00:21,911 --> 00:00:24,240 能给我份摘要吗? 谢谢 Can I have the digest? Thank you. 12 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:26,958 这些收起来 .. putting them off. 13 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,583 你不介意拿着它们吧? Would you mind taking them? 14 00:00:28,618 --> 00:00:30,166 喔 不介意 怎么了? Oh. No. Why? 15 00:00:30,201 --> 00:00:33,311 马尔科姆来了 马尔科姆? 在哪? Erm, Malcolm's there. Malcolm? Where? 16 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:34,923 在里面? 为什么? In there? Why? 17 00:00:34,958 --> 00:00:36,188 在你办公室 只是过来打个招呼 In your office. It's just a social call. 18 00:00:36,223 --> 00:00:39,517 打招呼? 老天 是啊 A social call? Jesus Christ. Yeah. 19 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:41,551 给他倒了咖啡没? 什么? have you got him coffee? what? 20 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:43,470 招待马尔科姆·塔克咖啡没? Has Malcolm Tucker got coffee? 21 00:00:43,505 --> 00:00:44,787 没有 我以为你会安排... No, I thought you were organising... 22 00:00:44,822 --> 00:00:49,277 天杀的 给他...倒咖啡 还有... Oh, for Chriest's... Get him... Get coffee, get, erm... 23 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:52,198 丹麦酥 牛角包 丹麦酥 牛角包 Get danish pastries, croissants... 24 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:54,453 不对 要水果 很多水果 No, no, fruit. Get lots of fruit. 25 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:55,377 能弄来水果吗? Can you get fruit? 26 00:00:55,412 --> 00:00:57,799 大堆水果 大壶咖啡 马上 水果 Pile of fruit and lots of coffee, now. Fruit... 27 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:03,756 不 他没用 他一文不值 No, he's useless. He's absolutely useless. 28 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:06,917 他没用 他是个橡皮糖做的假老二 He is useless, he's as useless as a marzipan dildo. 29 00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:09,679 好的 我挂了 大臣刚进来了 All right. Got to go. Minister's just walked in. 30 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:11,937 别理我 你说你的 Don't interrupt your call cos of me. 31 00:01:12,179 --> 00:01:14,155 不不 你是内阁大臣 No, You're a Minister of the Crown, 32 00:01:14,190 --> 00:01:17,436 你就不用听我瞎侃胡诌了 you don't need to listen to all of my fucking chutney. 33 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:19,352 肯定比胡诌有意思吧 I'm sure it's more interesting than chutney. 34 00:01:19,387 --> 00:01:22,061 不不 又是我犯迷糊了而已 No it's just my cock-up. 35 00:01:22,096 --> 00:01:25,204 我以为做简报的是格拉汉·狄森 I thought Graham Dixon was doing a briefing 36 00:01:25,239 --> 00:01:26,777 其实是格拉汉·休斯 but it was Graham Hughes. 37 00:01:26,812 --> 00:01:29,320 叫格拉汉的太多 毙掉几个才好 Too many Grahams. We ought to kill some of them. 38 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:32,238 确实 那么... Exactly. So... 39 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:35,670 真抱歉那杯挨千刀的咖啡 So. God, I'm sorry about the fuck-up about the coffee. 40 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:37,836 我这个部门领导怎么当的 How am I supposed to run a bloody department 41 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:41,475 连给首相的执行官准备咖啡都想不到? if I can't get the PM's enforcer a cup of fucking coffee? 42 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:43,988 没关系 听着 这事是这样的 That's OK. the thing is, 43 00:01:44,023 --> 00:01:46,457 你在这干得太棒了 克里夫 you're doing a bloody good job here, Cliff. 44 00:01:46,492 --> 00:01:48,317 你看 报纸上写满关于 Cos with all this shit in the paper about 45 00:01:48,352 --> 00:01:50,116 我是去是留的胡话 是啊 whether I'm going or not... Yeah 46 00:01:50,151 --> 00:01:53,206 你看了... 泰莉 能把邮报拿进来吗? Terri, can you bring the Mail in, please?. 47 00:01:53,241 --> 00:01:54,226 看邮报了吗? Have you seen the Mail?. 48 00:01:54,261 --> 00:01:56,545 是叫"劳顿命悬一线"吧? Is that "Lawton dangles by a thread"?. 49 00:01:56,580 --> 00:01:58,135 对 "命悬一线" Yeah. "Dangles by a thread". 50 00:01:58,170 --> 00:02:00,041 不用了 我们有了 It's all right, we've got... 51 00:02:00,076 --> 00:02:01,552 "劳顿命悬一线" "Lawton dangles by a thread". 52 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:03,671 我们有一份了 好了 拿着 We've got it, it's OK. Do keep it. 53 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:06,553 好 不 就放那吧 多谢了泰莉 Yep. No. Just leave it there. Thank you very much, Terri. 54 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:08,320 这言论满天飞 是吧? There's a lot, isn't there?. 55 00:02:08,355 --> 00:02:10,041 每日电讯报起的头 It started in the Telegraph Diary 56 00:02:10,076 --> 00:02:12,431 然后就越传越玄 越传越玄 but just more and more and more and more. 57 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:15,472 老实说 首相个人很喜欢你 Seriouely, the PM likes you personally. 58 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:17,053 我个人喜欢你 I like you personally. 59 00:02:17,088 --> 00:02:20,240 我们绝没想过要甩掉你 And we have no desire to get rid of you. 60 00:02:20,275 --> 00:02:21,653 我只想让你知道 I just want you to know 61 00:02:21,688 --> 00:02:24,222 这些消极的言论都不是出自我们 none of this negative stuff is coming from us. 62 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:27,350 马尔 老兄 这实在是... Oh, Mal, mate, that's... 63 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:33,238 让我觉得安全多了 是吗? that makes me feel a lot more secure. Does it? 64 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:35,999 呃 这很艰难 什么 什么艰难? Well, it's difficult. What? What's difficult? 65 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:38,634 日复一日头条大标题 一天又一天 Just endles headlines day after day. On and on. 66 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:40,750 不断地削弱信心 绝对是 Chipping away at confidence. Absolutely. 67 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:44,031 你瞧 问题是 我们开始显得手软了 You see, the thing is that we are starting to look weak. 68 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:45,068 人人都说 Everybody's saying, 69 00:02:45,103 --> 00:02:47,226 "他什么时候走? 他什么时候走?" "When's he gonna go? When's he gonna go? " 70 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:51,472 哦 你不想害我们显得手软吧? Right. And you don't want us to look weak, do you? 71 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:54,352 不想 不想 No, no. 72 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:57,116 那就是啦 So there you are. 73 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:59,151 这就是为什么你非走不可 That's why you've got to go. 74 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:02,553 不 是的 No. Yes. 75 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:04,158 不 No. 76 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:06,395 需要咖啡吗? 滚开 Would you like some coffee? Fuck off. 77 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:09,000 茶? 闪一边去 亲爱的 Tea? You fuck off, darling. 78 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:11,671 马尔科姆 你看... Malcolm, look, erm... 79 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:15,998 你这一动手 我就落进丛林了 你说呢? if you do this, it's the jungle out there, you know? 80 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:18,713 他们是群恶狼 气急败坏的恶狼 They're like wolves. Pissed wolves. 81 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:19,877 我已发了声明 I've made the announcement. 82 00:03:19,912 --> 00:03:21,742 我跟议员们说你会离开 克里夫 I've told the lobby you're going, Cliff. 83 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:23,517 你跟议员们说了我会走? You've told the lobby I'm going?. 84 00:03:23,552 --> 00:03:25,407 是的 抱歉 克里夫 Yeah. Sorry, Cliff. 85 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:27,710 叫我大臣 是 习惯被叫克里夫吧 Minister. Yeah. Get used to Cliff. 86 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:29,288 我帮你订了首相府的 I've booked you the usual 87 00:03:29,323 --> 00:03:32,779 例行挥泪告别秀 还有20分钟 soapy tit wank farewell at No 10 in 20 mins 88 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:36,037 辞呈我也帮你拟好了 I've also drafted you a letter of resignation. 89 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:38,548 你可以说你是辞职 不是被炒 You can say you're jumping before you're pushed 90 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:42,832 虽然我们会宣称你就是被炒 抱歉 though we're gonna be briefing you were pushed. 91 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:49,156 你看 知道吗 其实你们不必这样的 Look, tell you what, you don't need to do all this. 92 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:52,237 炒汤姆怎样? 谁都知道他搅糊了交通部 What about Tom? Everybody knowe he's fucking up Transport. 93 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:53,889 我们不能炒汤姆 We can't sack Tom, 94 00:03:53,924 --> 00:03:55,933 交通部一兵一卒都不能丢 他们很重要 we can't lose anyone at Transport, they're important. 95 00:03:55,968 --> 00:03:58,436 社会事务部不重要吗? And Social Affairs isn't? 96 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:01,552 是 社会事务部是很重要 OK, the Department of Social Affairs is very important 97 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:03,875 但它不是交通部 but it's not Transport. 98 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:06,070 交通部管的是汽车 公交 卡车 Transport's cars, buses, trucks... 99 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:09,032 我晓得交通部都管着啥 I know what Transport fucking entails! 100 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:12,231 等等 等等 Look, look... 101 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:17,750 好吧 我看看这信 Look, I'll look at it. 102 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:20,934 个人原因 Personal reasons. 103 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:24,480 嗯 我想这能给你回旋的余地 I thought that would give you adequate scope. 104 00:04:24,515 --> 00:04:27,991 余地 比如...在内阁里开枪扫射? Scope. What, like shooting up in the Cabinet Office? 105 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:31,828 屁股里塞着猫打飞机? 什么叫余地？ Stuffing a cat up my arse and having a wank? What scope? 106 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:34,394 这已经很不错了 This could be a great deal worse. 107 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:39,116 你任内表现挺好 也干了18个月 You have had a good innings, been here for 18 months. 108 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:43,233 你不知道 我写了多少好话 And I have written some very nice things about you 109 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:45,919 在首相给你的辞呈回复里 in the PM'e reply to your resignation. 110 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:48,520 简直好到掉渣 Some very nice fucking things indeed. 111 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:51,870 我都哽咽了 你知道为什么吗? I had a lump in my throat. And you know why? 112 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:55,959 因为没有哪个重要的人为这件事怪你 Because no one who matters thinks less of you over this, 113 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,594 暂时还没有 明白? so far. OK? 114 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:02,395 就这样 另一件事 Right. One more thing. 115 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:04,078 每日邮报 The Daily Mail. 116 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:06,353 大卫·托珀一心以为 David Topham has got it into his head 117 00:05:06,354 --> 00:05:09,300 我们会迫于媒体压力炒你 that we sack you because of press pressure. 118 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:11,436 真没想到哈 喂 I wonder why. Look... 119 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:15,393 你没资格指三道四了 结束了 you're in no position to dish out sarcasm. That's over. 120 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:22,930 你的评论权已经归零了 快打电话 You no longer have purchase in the sarcasm world. 121 00:05:22,965 --> 00:05:24,353 告诉他你主动辞职 Tell him you're jumping before you're pushed 122 00:05:24,388 --> 00:05:25,509 虽然我们确实在逼你 although we were going to push you 123 00:05:25,544 --> 00:05:26,630 不是迫于媒体压力 but not because of press pressure 124 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:27,587 而是因为你旮旯角落里窝着的 but because of your deeply held 125 00:05:27,622 --> 00:05:29,029 某个个人问题 fucking personal issues 126 00:05:29,064 --> 00:05:31,955 你要我写自己的讣告 You want me to write my own obituary. 127 00:05:31,990 --> 00:05:34,971 快打那要命的电话 马上 Get on the fucking phone now. 128 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:40,473 谢谢 Thank you. 129 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:42,158 早 Morning. 130 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:43,758 (社会事务部) DoSA 131 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:51,112 早上好 你看了泰晤士报吗? Good morning. Have you seen the Times? 132 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:53,674 没 乔·雪曼跟我们玩阴的 No. Jo Cherman's been a bit of a bitch. 133 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:55,358 她一向如此 是呀 She always is. Yeah. 134 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:57,196 方案中的每件事都微不足道 Everything in this package is small... 135 00:05:57,231 --> 00:05:58,484 那我们下去宣布 We go down and say it, 136 00:05:58,519 --> 00:06:00,800 让当地的那些乡巴佬拍拍照 the local yokels will take the photos, 137 00:06:00,835 --> 00:06:03,081 很简单 20分钟就够 it's easy. 20 minutes is enough. 138 00:06:03,116 --> 00:06:05,150 休来了 早呀 休 Hugh's here now. Morning, Hugh. 139 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:08,317 早上好 跟我来 Good morning. Come on. 140 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:11,875 泰莉 嘘 我有些重要的事要说 Terri... Shush, I've got something important to say. 141 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:15,117 小奥 我为我们争取到一些事 Olly. I've got something for us. 142 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:16,780 我帮我们捞到了一份 I've got us a very, 143 00:06:16,815 --> 00:06:18,401 很肥很肥的美差 因为 very tasty little morsel because... 144 00:06:18,436 --> 00:06:22,191 今早我和我的好朋友大英首相聊了一下 this morning I had a chat with my friend the PM of GB... 145 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:24,231 嚯 是的 然后... Ooh. Yes. And, erm... 146 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:26,475 还记得那个...呃 Remember the, erm... erm... 147 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:31,633 小奥 你的社保欺诈组... Olly, your benefit unit fraud... 148 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:33,875 反社保欺诈部 ABFE Anti-Benefit Fraud Executive. ABFE. 149 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:36,309 ABFE 嗯 "老鼠会" ABFE. Erm, Scrounger Squad. 150 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:37,481 "捕鼠队" Snooper Squad. 151 00:06:37,516 --> 00:06:40,020 听起来不是暗示要政府花钱吗? The one with the spending implications? 152 00:06:40,055 --> 00:06:42,585 对 首相明确表态了 The PM's view is very much 153 00:06:42,620 --> 00:06:44,687 "去他妈的暗示 这个我爱听" "fuck the spending implications, I like it. " 154 00:06:44,722 --> 00:06:46,755 好 所以 我们就这么办了 Good. So this is us. We're on the map. 155 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:48,891 这对我是个机会 格伦 A chance for me, Glenn, 156 00:06:48,926 --> 00:06:50,957 可以登陆"理查与朱蒂"脱口秀 to get on Richard&Judy, 157 00:06:50,992 --> 00:06:52,989 在他们的破沙发上插面旗子 plant that flag right on their fucking sofa. 158 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:57,189 这么说首相已经授权你发布了 是吗? So the PM's authorised you to announce it, has he? 159 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:59,629 他示意了很多次了 明明白白 That's very much what he signalled. Very clearly. 160 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,690 他说他绝对挺我们 He said he's right behind us on this 161 00:07:01,725 --> 00:07:03,701 这正是我们该做的事 and it's what we should be doing. 162 00:07:03,736 --> 00:07:04,546 太好了 This is great. 163 00:07:04,581 --> 00:07:07,229 今天下午的校园演说可以宣布了 So we can do it this afternoon at the school. 164 00:07:07,264 --> 00:07:09,877 开个全面的记者会 抱歉 We can clear the press conference... Excuse me. 165 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:12,088 对 我们炒作两次 好吗? We'll double bubble it, 166 00:07:12,123 --> 00:07:14,293 先漏给标准报曝光 leak it to the Standard early editions 167 00:07:14,328 --> 00:07:16,755 然后BBC1点环球栏目跟进 如何? and trail it on The World At One, yes? 168 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:17,394 我告诉你怎么办 we need someone 169 00:07:17,429 --> 00:07:19,685 得找个标准报的人漏消息 at the Standard we can give this to. 170 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:21,976 安吉拉·希尼如何? What about Angela Heaney? 171 00:07:22,011 --> 00:07:25,129 她现在标准报吧 小奥? She's at the Standard now, isn't she? Olly? 172 00:07:25,164 --> 00:07:27,230 呃 对 她在 Erm... yes, she is. 173 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:30,431 你不觉得她可能级别不够吗? 我看... Do you not think that maybe she's a bit junior, I think. 174 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:33,847 不就是你的前女友 伤透了你的心 Bit too much like your ex broke your heart 175 00:07:33,882 --> 00:07:35,487 一条短信就甩了你 and dumped you with a TXmsg 176 00:07:35,522 --> 00:07:37,350 是他妈的电邮 不是短信 It was a fucking email, not a text message. 177 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:39,675 我们把消息给她 她会照我们意思写 We give it to her, she'll write what we want. 178 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,915 她很好摆平 很好摆平 She's easy. She is easy. 179 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:43,710 我看得出你们踌躇满志 I can see that you've all got big, 180 00:07:43,745 --> 00:07:45,400 死心塌地 全盘压上要冲这个 stiff,hard-one for this... 181 00:07:45,435 --> 00:07:48,277 你是说? 它很棒 我没说它不棒 Sorry? And it's nice, I'm not saying that's not nice. 182 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:49,992 但是 泰莉 But... but Terri. 183 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:53,430 今天下午绝不可能把一切都说清楚 ...there is no way we're gonna clear it by this afternoon. 184 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:56,186 怎么不能? 先别慌 Why not? So cool it, 185 00:07:56,221 --> 00:07:57,625 我给财政部的保罗打个电话 and I'll ring Paul at the Treasury. 186 00:07:57,660 --> 00:07:58,626 不不不 No, no, no! 187 00:07:58,661 --> 00:08:00,597 绝不要打电话给财政部 谢谢 No phone calls to the Treasury, thank you. 188 00:08:00,632 --> 00:08:02,305 如果你打给财政部 If you call the Treasury, 189 00:08:02,340 --> 00:08:03,478 让别人抢先一步宣布 to get anyone near the announcement 190 00:08:03,513 --> 00:08:05,513 他就得换上服务生行头 he's going to dress as catering 191 00:08:05,548 --> 00:08:08,842 托着个托盘给人送饮料和柠檬片了 with a tray of drinks and sliced lemons. 192 00:08:08,877 --> 00:08:10,192 我可不要这么干 I'm not doing that. 193 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:13,073 我只是照程序走 泰莉 I'm just going by procedure. Terri. 194 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:14,421 我喜欢规规矩矩做事 I love doing things the right way, 195 00:08:14,456 --> 00:08:17,606 光明磊落 我们大家都喜欢 that ethical stuff. we all do. 196 00:08:17,641 --> 00:08:18,974 但你也知道 But you know it's very difficult 197 00:08:19,009 --> 00:08:20,948 第一个缴械投降的人会很难办 to be the first to put your gun down 198 00:08:20,983 --> 00:08:22,672 因为别人会把你的脑袋 people jump on your head 199 00:08:22,707 --> 00:08:26,193 当西瓜一顿乱踩 我们可不想那样吧? like a ripe watermelon. We don't want that 200 00:08:26,228 --> 00:08:29,679 首相都拍板了 首相官阶高过财政部 The PM is above the Treasury in the hierarchy. 201 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:32,473 我可以给你画个图 随你 I can write it down on a chart. Whatever. 202 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:35,159 谢谢 很好 大臣 我这就去办 Thank you. I'll get to it, Minieter. 203 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:36,997 你只做你分内的事 You're just doing your job. 204 00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:39,031 还做的不咋样 Not very well. 205 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:41,230 能让安吉拉接电话吗? 小奥找她 Will you get Angela on the phone for Olly? 206 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:43,669 你能搞定吧 小奥? 谢谢 You can deal with this Olly, yes? 207 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:46,238 那个司机 是我的固定司机吗? The driver, will it be my usual driver? 208 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:48,756 是的 休 我一点都不喜欢他 Yes, Hugh. I don't fucking like him. 209 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:50,331 怎么? 他...我不知道 He's... I don't know. 210 00:08:50,366 --> 00:08:51,754 我觉得他看不起我 I think he despises me. 211 00:08:51,789 --> 00:08:52,974 我们今天只有他 We'll have to use him today, 212 00:08:53,009 --> 00:08:54,659 你知道公用后勤系统怎么运转 you know how the pool syetem works. 213 00:08:54,694 --> 00:08:58,110 我们今天要去学校...呃 我们要... So we go down to the school... erm... have to... 214 00:08:58,160 --> 00:09:01,118 他一股傲气 那个司机? He's sort of contemptuous. The driver? 215 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:02,734 我觉得他鄙视我 I feel like he looks down on me. 216 00:09:02,769 --> 00:09:05,076 不会的 休 他喜欢你 我确定 No, Hugh, he likes you, I'm sure. 217 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:11,643 1点环球播报 尼克·克拉克为您主持 The World At 1. This is Nick Clarke... 218 00:09:11,678 --> 00:09:13,719 多谢你可以滚了 You can fuck off for a start. 219 00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:15,845 社会事务部部长休·艾伯特 The Social Affairs Secretary Hugh Abbot 220 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:16,752 晚上好 Evening. 221 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:19,351 第一个登场 头条出炉 First story up. Top of the bill. 222 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:22,233 ...统一立项编制 俗称"捕鼠军团" .. a uniformed, so-called Snooper Force. 223 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:24,036 这一声明显示 社务部在 It suggests the DSA has 224 00:09:24,071 --> 00:09:26,286 向财政部施压 以启动更多财政拨款 pushed the Treasury into releasing funds 225 00:09:26,321 --> 00:09:27,420 我们不禁要问 so we'll ask, 226 00:09:27,455 --> 00:09:28,762 财政部是否失去了主要... is the Treasury losing its central... 227 00:09:28,797 --> 00:09:31,125 对 没错 时机正好 Yes, it is, and not before time! 228 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:34,357 社务部发言人马克·戴维斯·内森逊 ...Social Affairs spokesman Mark Davis Nathenson... 229 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:36,994 如果你能把他拖出浴缸 If you can get him out of the bath! 230 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:38,861 但首先 昨晚班加罗尔的 But first, the fatalities from 231 00:09:38,896 --> 00:09:41,427 严重火车事故造成的死亡人数 the train disaster in Bangalore 232 00:09:41,462 --> 00:09:43,958 已快速攀升 哈 太妙了 have risen overnight... Well, that's marvelloue. 233 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:48,559 哦 是塔克 马尔科姆 Oh, Tucker. Malcolm. 234 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:49,603 你搞什么飞机? What the fuck was that? 235 00:09:49,638 --> 00:09:51,435 那什么捕鼠军团是你弄的? Was this Snooper Force thing from you? 236 00:09:51,470 --> 00:09:53,528 马尔科姆 我跟首相谈过 Malcolm, I talked to the PM, 237 00:09:53,563 --> 00:09:55,973 他觉得这完全妥当 this is completely kosher to him. 238 00:09:56,008 --> 00:09:58,748 他批准了的 知道吗? He gave the go-ahead and he said, 239 00:09:58,783 --> 00:10:00,466 还说要跳过财政部 you know, bounce the Treasury. 240 00:10:00,501 --> 00:10:03,326 你还不懂 我们在17个不同的议题上 We have got 17 different issues 241 00:10:03,361 --> 00:10:05,128 跟财政部打拉锯战 we are fighting with the Treasury about. 242 00:10:05,163 --> 00:10:07,911 我能听得出 你跟平常一样 很沮丧 I can hear that you are, as usual, upset... 243 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:10,829 我告诉你我为什么沮丧 我沮丧是因为 I'll tell you why I'm upset. I'm upset because 244 00:10:10,830 --> 00:10:13,009 财政部那帮弱智 these fucking morons at the Treasury, 245 00:10:13,044 --> 00:10:15,189 那帮人 都是偏执狂 these people, they are so paranoid. 246 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:16,837 如果你不事先知会他们这事 If you don't tell them about this stuff, 247 00:10:16,872 --> 00:10:18,903 不在电邮上抄送他们 don't even cc them on email, 248 00:10:18,938 --> 00:10:20,710 他们就认为你在搞宫廷政变 they think you've started a palace coup. 249 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:21,939 马尔...马尔科姆 Mal... Malcolm... 250 00:10:21,974 --> 00:10:23,638 你似乎还不明白 You don't seem to understand 251 00:10:23,673 --> 00:10:25,963 我马上就得清扫这帮变态 I'm going to have to mop up 252 00:10:25,998 --> 00:10:28,254 暴风骤雨一样泼来的粪了 a hurricane of piss from these neurotics. 253 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:31,471 首相原话怎么对你说的? What did the Prime Minieter actually say to you? 254 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:35,479 他的原话是 "这正是我们该做的事情 " "This is the kind of thing we should be doing. " 255 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:37,112 他原话怎么说? What did he actually say? 256 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:40,869 他说 "这正是我们该做的事情 " "This is exactly the sort of thing we should be doing. " 257 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:45,391 该做 该做不代表去做 Should be doing. Should does not mean yes. 258 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:47,614 现在唯一要做的 there's only thing to do here 259 00:10:47,649 --> 00:10:49,627 是我叫你做的事 and it's what I'm going to tell you to do. 260 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:52,228 掐灭它 我不能掐了它 Kill it. I can't kill it. 261 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:54,919 我正在去宣布的路上 I'm on my way to make the announcement. 262 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:57,394 那里会有电视台摄像机 长枪短炮的 There's gonna be television cameras there and everything. 263 00:10:57,440 --> 00:11:00,432 管它什么摄像机 凑其他段子说 Fuck the cameras. Think of something else to say. 264 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:02,917 就是别提新复仇者 Just don't mention the... New Avengers 265 00:11:02,918 --> 00:11:04,960 或什么捕鼠军团 随便什么狗屁名字 or the Snooper Force, whatever the fuck you call it. 266 00:11:04,995 --> 00:11:07,030 丑闻终结者? 做掉它 Scam Busters? Get rid of it. 267 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:09,958 我不想再听到它 拜 I don't want to hear about it again. Bye. 268 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,195 休 跟我说说 Hugh, talk to me. 269 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:14,356 休 发生什么了? 怎么回事? Hugh, what's going on? What's the matter? 270 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:15,289 我们要立马 We're going to have to do 271 00:11:15,324 --> 00:11:17,977 运转好几件事 好 什么? a number of things almost immediately. 272 00:11:18,012 --> 00:11:20,231 怎么了? 怎么回事? 见鬼 What? What's the problem? Fuck. 273 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,698 怎么了 休 怎么了? What? Hugh, what? 274 00:11:21,733 --> 00:11:23,147 别再问怎么了 Stop saying what. 275 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:25,428 好的 我不该上钩的 我上钩了 Right. I was sucked in! 276 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:29,029 塔克要插手? 我想他是对的 Is this Tucker jumping on this? I think he was right. 277 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:30,625 那混账总是对的 He's always fucking right. 278 00:11:30,678 --> 00:11:32,170 不 他并不总是对的 No, he's not always right. 279 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:35,110 "该做" Should... 280 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:36,761 它等于"去做"吗? does it mean yes? 281 00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:38,362 是的 我们该做这事 Yes, we should do this. 282 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:41,831 休 塔克跟我说话的时候 Hugh. When Tucker was talking to me 283 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:45,509 "该做"不代表"去做" 我说 真的两码事 should didn't mean yes. I mean, it really didn't. 284 00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:47,437 这...我...我觉得像个傻瓜 It... I just... I felt like a fool. 285 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:51,639 这里不错 对 这里很棒 This is nice. Yeah, this is very nice. 286 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,465 这只是工作 对吧? This is just work, isn't it? 287 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:56,850 我是说 我们不是在... I mean, we're not... 288 00:11:56,885 --> 00:11:59,552 不不 一点都没有 绝无此意 Yeah, no, absolutely. Nothing like that. 289 00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:01,365 因为 你知道的 截稿时间... It's just, you know, deadline. 290 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:04,949 对 当然...我是想说... Yeah, sure, erm... Something like, erm... 291 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,912 社会事务部大臣休·艾伯特 Social Affaire Minister Hugh Abbot 292 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,951 今天将宣布 will today announce 293 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:13,629 一项强硬的新举措 以打击社保欺诈者 a tough new crackdown on benefit fraudsters. 294 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,672 嗯 分段 Erm. Paragraph. 295 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:18,894 对 标点我还是会用的 小奥 Yeah, I can do the punctuation, Olly. 296 00:12:18,929 --> 00:12:20,720 抱歉 我知道了 Sorry, yeah, I see. 297 00:12:20,755 --> 00:12:22,631 其实 我打了个草稿 写在... I did have it written down a bit better, on... 298 00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:24,830 我都写在一张纸上了 I've got it on a thing on a piece of paper. 299 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:26,420 那太好了 小奥 能给我吗? That's fantastic, Olly. Can I just have that? 300 00:12:26,421 --> 00:12:28,421 当然 是的 方便快捷 Sure, yeah. Easier all round. 301 00:12:28,460 --> 00:12:30,789 上面都写清楚了吧 那当然 It's should all be there. Certainly is. 302 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:33,718 重点我都用大写标明了 I've done it in capitals and everything... 303 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:38,709 嗯 我会说来自政府资深人士 Erm, I think I'll say senior government sources. 304 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:40,751 非常感谢 Thank you very much. 305 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:44,318 这样听起来比较可靠 喔 对 当然 It sounds better. Oh, yeah, of course. 306 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:47,998 小奥 过来 Olly, come on! 307 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:50,474 这边 小奥 这边 Over here! Olly! Over here! 308 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:53,952 抱歉 Sorry. 309 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,672 没事 Right. 310 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:58,154 你拿了什么? 橄榄 What's that you've got? Olives. 311 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:00,336 橄榄? 他连橄榄都买好了 Olives? He's brought his own olives. 312 00:13:00,371 --> 00:13:01,124 要一个吗 格伦? Want one? Glenn? 313 00:13:01,159 --> 00:13:03,041 现在的口径是 So the line is 314 00:13:03,076 --> 00:13:04,396 打电话给每一个新闻中心 call every news desk - 315 00:13:04,431 --> 00:13:06,080 说那个"捕鼠军团"的消息 that the Snooper Force story 316 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:12,550 是"一个不满的公务员"放出的 明白吗? it was let out by"a disgruntled civil servant". OK? 317 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:15,114 明白 好的 还有 泰莉? OK, great. And, Terri? 318 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:16,757 你不要用那种口气 好吗? You can drop that tone, all right? 319 00:13:16,792 --> 00:13:18,209 哪种口气? What tone? 320 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:20,316 那种"我早就知道"的口气 The "I knew better all along" tone. 321 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:23,511 现在不是幸灾乐祸的时候 It isn't fucking appreciated right now. 322 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:25,357 拜 Bye. 323 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:27,960 事实是 这个消息不是个消息 The thing is, the story isn't a story. 324 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,831 你什么意思? What do you mean? 325 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:31,433 捕鼠军团不会有了 The Snooper Force, 326 00:13:31,468 --> 00:13:32,986 这事自始至终不存在 None of that's actually happening. 327 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:37,279 我做不来 你非做不可 I can't do this. You've got to do this. 328 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:39,240 我是说 是的 我... I mean, yeah, I... You know, 329 00:13:39,275 --> 00:13:42,032 一边阅读 一边说话 我晕车 reading, talking, I get car sick. 330 00:13:42,551 --> 00:13:44,790 我需要停车 我们得停车 I've got to stop, we've got to stop. 331 00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:47,229 老天哪 Jesus Christ. 332 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:50,272 你能在下个停车带停一下吗? Do you think you could pull in at the next lay-by? 333 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:56,428 无论对这个部门还是对政府来说 As far as the department and the Government are concerned, 334 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,391 都没有捕鼠军团这码事 there is no Snooper Force. 335 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:01,750 发生什么事了? 财政部发飙了? What's going on? Has the Treasury gone ballistic? 336 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,836 不是 不是 那为什么半路跳票? No, no... Why this flip-flop? 337 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:06,553 不是 没有跳票 根本没有这回事 No, there's no flip-flop. Nothing like that! 338 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:09,792 不是 呃 这不是...政策上的改变 No, erm, this isn't a... change in policy 339 00:14:09,827 --> 00:14:12,129 从任何角度都不是 in any... in any respect. 340 00:14:12,164 --> 00:14:14,395 不是那样的 到底怎么了 小奥? No. What's going on, Olly? 341 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:18,153 因为 呃 其实是我 Bec... No, well, the truth is that I... 342 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:21,397 打肿脸充胖子 你在说什么? acted beyond my brief. What are you talking about? 343 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:26,116 我不知道 我只是...想在你面前逞逞能 I just kind of wanted to play the big man in front of you. 344 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:28,628 都是你自己瞎编的? 不是 You just made something up? No! 345 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:31,638 听着 安吉拉 我实在很抱歉 Listen, Angela, I am really so sorry. 346 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:33,799 如果这对你有用 If it's any help, 347 00:14:33,834 --> 00:14:35,851 我们现在统一的口径是 the line that we're giving to everybody else 348 00:14:35,925 --> 00:14:37,868 有一个不满的公务员 is that there's a disgruntled civil servant, 349 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,878 他透露的消息 你手上有名字吗? they leaked the story. Have you got a name? 350 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:43,718 我有没有这个不满公务员的名字? Do I have a name for the disgruntled civil servant? 351 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:45,751 德里克 德里克? Derek. Derek? 352 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:47,438 泰莉 泰莉 Terri. Terri. 353 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:49,592 不是 我们得编个名字 No, we're just going to pick a name 354 00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:51,705 我们得编个名字 我很抱歉 just going to pick a name. I'm so sorry. 355 00:14:51,740 --> 00:14:54,074 我很抱歉 小奥 这太荒谬了 I'm so sorry. Olly, this is ridiculous. 356 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,236 这不是... 是你故意的吧? It is not fucking... Did you plan all this? 357 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:58,351 我今天最不想干的莫过于 The last thing I want to do is 358 00:14:58,386 --> 00:15:00,423 在他妈游乐园旁边大马路上 be stuck in a lay-by by Wacky Warehouse, 359 00:15:00,458 --> 00:15:02,437 乞求我的前女友 begging my ex-girlfriend. 360 00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:07,590 好吧 那 All right. So... 361 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,915 我一会究竟要怎么解释 what the hell am I going to say 362 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:12,633 为什么要召集 is the reason for me summoning 363 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:15,780 全国所有主要媒体 all the nation's major news organisations 364 00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:18,264 到威尔特郡的一个学校? to a school in Wiltshire? 365 00:15:18,299 --> 00:15:20,714 你想要个热辣 吸引眼球 You want something sexy, eye-catching 366 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:23,832 不花钱 大家喜闻乐见 and that is free and universally popular 367 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:27,759 容易上手 而且没人能反对的话题? instantly applicable, no one could object to it. 368 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:30,598 对 那你该早说 格伦 Yes. Well, you should have said before, Glenn, 369 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:34,633 因为我办公室里有这么厚一叠这种文件 I've got a file that thick of that back in the office. 370 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:36,671 那种政策一毛钱一打 小奥 Those policies are ten a penny! Olly! 371 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,363 我们整个政党宣言都是用... Our entire manifesto is made... 372 00:15:38,398 --> 00:15:40,648 你的愤世嫉俗帮不上忙 It doesn't help when you get cynical. 373 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:42,957 把这个当成一次机会 Think of this as an opportunity. 374 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,719 我在计程车里赶不出"资本论" 格伦 I can't just come up with Das Kapital in a cab, Glenn. 375 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:47,751 小奥 拿去 剃胡子 Olly. Here, shave. 376 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:52,910 我们需要一些公众想要 What we need is something that the public want 377 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,951 喜闻乐见 而且免费的话题 that's incredibly popular and is free. 378 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,753 恢复死刑 Return of capital punishment. 379 00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:58,953 这是个玩笑 对吧? That's a joke, right? 380 00:15:58,988 --> 00:16:01,191 你是在开玩笑吧? 显然是 You are joking, yes? Obviously. 381 00:16:01,213 --> 00:16:03,395 加油 小奥 挤出点东西来 Come on, Olly, come up with something. 382 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:06,000 全国空房数据库 National spare room database. 383 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:10,831 动物园怎么样? What about zoos? 384 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,953 我的孩子有天去了动物园 My kids went to a zoo and 385 00:16:13,988 --> 00:16:16,093 说那里超级恶心 they said it was fucking disgusting. 386 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:18,191 你知道的 它的现况 You know, the state of it. 387 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,275 很垃圾 对吧? That's shit, isn't it? 388 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:24,978 不行 不过里面有个闪光点 No, but there is an idea, 389 00:16:25,013 --> 00:16:27,637 在城市中央养野生动物 in the middle of the city you've got wild animals. 390 00:16:27,672 --> 00:16:29,178 宠物反社会行为法令 记得吗? Pet ASBOe? Remember that? 391 00:16:29,213 --> 00:16:30,182 宠物的反社会行为法令 ASBOe for pets. 392 00:16:30,217 --> 00:16:31,918 不 这个太容易闹笑话了 That sounds ludicrous, 393 00:16:31,953 --> 00:16:35,643 不过宠物护照 可能有戏? then pet passports, that was a goer. 394 00:16:35,678 --> 00:16:40,231 法定每个人必须携带一个塑料袋呢? What if everybody had to carry a plastic bag by law? 395 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:42,794 你知道身份证快实行了... You know identification carde are coming in... 396 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:45,513 你癫得没药救了 你疯了啊? You've fucking cracked. Are you mad? 397 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:50,269 要不宣布...压根没有什么重要声明 What if the announcement is... there's no big announcement. 398 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:52,311 我的天 不 等等 For goodness... No, wait. 399 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:56,194 我们说社会事务部一直做得很好 We say the DoSA has been doing amazing work, 400 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:58,231 实实在在的工作 稳稳当当的工作 bread-and-butter work, belt-and-braces work, 401 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:00,402 你们谁都不关心的工作 the kind of work you aren't interested 402 00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:02,713 因为它不够炫 媒体看不上眼 cos it's not shiny media-friendly 403 00:17:02,748 --> 00:17:04,930 你们这群变态成天醉心于追风 You sickos are so obeeeeed with the media 404 00:17:04,965 --> 00:17:06,257 变态 Sickos. 405 00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:09,794 每次我们想要...好好做日常工作 .. that every time we try and... just carry on with our day 406 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:14,516 你们都不出现 所以我们得假装有大事 you don't show up, so we have to call a big thing 407 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:17,472 正中要害 也不花钱 草根政治 On target, under budget... Coalface politics. 408 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:20,034 是 我喜欢这个 也不浪费资源 Yes, I like that. Not wasting resources. 409 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,116 好 就说这个 就这么办吧 Good, let's do that. Let's go for that. 410 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:25,654 蒙住他们 晃花他们的眼睛 We trick them. Tinselly thing 411 00:17:25,689 --> 00:17:27,128 等他们来了就说... and they come along and we say... 412 00:17:27,163 --> 00:17:28,445 "啊 我们就在做这个" "Ah, that's what we've been doing, 413 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,449 "做他妈的日常工作" we've been doing our fucking jobs! " 414 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:33,748 他们绝对不会刊登的 对吧? They never print that stuff, do they? 415 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:36,792 对 花两个小时奔出伦敦 就报道了这个 You've come two hours out of London to cover this... 416 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,637 你们这些傻瓜 你们这些傻瓜 You mugs! You mugs! 417 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:42,116 可这总比被烟幕弹骗了要有新闻价值 But you've got a bigger story here than chasing tinsel. 418 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:44,058 说的是我们国家实际... you live in a country which is... 419 00:17:44,321 --> 00:17:45,956 没几个国家能这么说 Not many countries can say that. 420 00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:50,715 我们估计有1000万可以砸在这上面 And we've probably got ten million we can throw at it. 421 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:53,638 那很好 听上去很多 对吧? That's good, because it sounds like a lot, doesn't it? 422 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,932 我这有个写着"弹性混凝土"的 I've got a springy concrete. 423 00:17:55,967 --> 00:17:58,430 好像是说操场 我不知道 I think that's about the playground... 424 00:17:58,465 --> 00:18:00,913 弹性混凝土? "下午好" Springy concrete? Good afternoon... 425 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,376 我该说 "男孩女孩们 大家好"? Should I say, "Hello, boys and girls"? 426 00:18:02,411 --> 00:18:03,542 是的 非常好 Yes, very nice. 427 00:18:03,577 --> 00:18:06,190 像他妈的仙女婆婆 Like a fucking panto dame. 428 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:07,746 他会在晚间新闻里说 He's gonna look ridiculous 429 00:18:07,781 --> 00:18:10,236 "男孩女孩们 大家好" 洋相出大发了 on the 6:00 news saying Hello boys & girls 430 00:18:10,271 --> 00:18:11,756 他是跟面前的听众打招呼 He's talking to the audience. 431 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:14,522 取之于家庭 用之于家庭 Real money for real families. 432 00:18:14,557 --> 00:18:15,659 家庭还是人民? Real families or people? 433 00:18:15,694 --> 00:18:18,273 家庭 人民 用之于民 Families. People. Real people. 434 00:18:18,308 --> 00:18:20,638 听着 不行 得用家庭 You see? Don't... Families. 435 00:18:20,673 --> 00:18:22,202 家庭听起来有些排外 Families sounds exclusive, 436 00:18:22,237 --> 00:18:24,569 像梅杰(前首相)的"回到民生" it sounds back to basics, John Major. 437 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:27,152 人民有共产主义的意味 才没有 People sounds communist. It doesn't sound communist. 438 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:30,636 我会用家庭 谢谢 说人民的家庭 I'll say families. Say families of people. 439 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:31,676 艾伯特先生 Mr Abbot. 440 00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:34,547 很好 上场了 准备开始了 Great. You're on. Here we go. 441 00:18:34,582 --> 00:18:36,078 谢谢 Thank you. 442 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,429 这是你最擅长的 老兄 是呀 It's what you do best, mate. Yep. 443 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:40,550 真不错 这些很棒 This is lovely. Very nice indeed. 444 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,349 靠 真是惨不忍睹 Well, that was a fucking dieaster. 445 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,991 其实... 闭嘴 Well, that... Shut up. 446 00:18:58,280 --> 00:18:59,679 谢谢 Thank you. 447 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,711 啊 干得不错 Ah. Well done. 448 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,233 标准报什么都没有说 只字未提 There's nothing in the Standard, big fat nothing. 449 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:07,475 没提? 你顺利脱身了 Nothing? You got away with it. 450 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:09,593 他开了场媒体会 无聊到 He's created a press conference so boring 451 00:19:09,594 --> 00:19:11,640 没有一家媒体愿意提 that none of the press will touch it. 452 00:19:11,675 --> 00:19:13,631 天才 Genius. 453 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:16,797 太他妈牛了 老兄 你挽回了局势 Fucking well done, mate. You turned it around. 454 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:24,319 嘿 你真的翻盘了 老兄 Well, you really pulled it round, mate. 455 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:26,828 枪林弹雨中 你给了我一件防弹衣 I took the flak, you supplied the flak jacket. 456 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:29,189 是呀 子弹都弹开了 Yeah, and the bullets bounced off, 457 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:31,754 这就是重点 格伦 是的 This is what it's all about, Glenn. Yeah. 458 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:34,412 这些年挺在第一线 摸爬滚打 All those years at the coalface, hanging in there, 459 00:19:34,447 --> 00:19:36,734 什么脏活累活都干了个遍 taking all the shit. all the bullshit. 460 00:19:36,769 --> 00:19:38,588 等你升为内阁资深大臣时 When you are Senior Cabinet Minister, 461 00:19:38,623 --> 00:19:39,480 我们要给他们颜色看看 then we'll show them. 462 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,252 是呀 捕鼠军团呢? Yeah, and Snooper Force? 463 00:19:41,287 --> 00:19:42,865 那堆胡话我们要清理掉 Bollocks, we'll get rid of that. 464 00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:45,638 可不是嘛 悠哉地隔岸观火吧 For fuck's sake, yeah. Fiddling while Rome burns. 465 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:48,148 太对了 我们要整整某些人 Fucking right. We'll kick some arse. 466 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,191 我们要整些人 整些人 We'll kick some butt! Kick some butt! 467 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:51,858 这就是我们所追求的 老兄 That's what we're in it for, mate, 468 00:19:51,878 --> 00:19:53,477 告诉他们我们都做了什么烂事 tell them all the shit that we do. 469 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:55,831 这是达到目标的一种手段 老兄 It's a means to an end, mate. 470 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:58,474 吓死我了 马尔科姆 你在这干嘛? Fuck me, Malcolm. How do you do that? 471 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,511 我能跟你谈谈吗? Can I have a word with you? 472 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:09,555 我被困住了 老兄 I'm hacked off, mate. 473 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:13,397 但我...我们掐灭它了 掐灭了 But w-w-we killed it. It-it's killed. 474 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:16,238 是的 但是一旦你点起火种…… Yeah. But once you start the fire... 475 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:18,794 我们甚至没点起火种 And we didn't start the fire. 476 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:21,128 它不烧出个燎原之势就死不休 It was always burning since the world's been turning, 477 00:20:21,163 --> 00:20:22,448 就是这样 etc etc 478 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,950 马尔科姆 你在说什么啊 Malcolm, you're not making any senes. 479 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:29,357 首相 很显然 在去斯德哥尔摩的飞机上 Prime Minister, obviously, he's on the plane in Stockholm 480 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:32,073 有人突然问他1点环球播报的消息 and somebody hits him with The World At One. 481 00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:35,590 他以为财政部在给他下马威 He thinks it's the Treasury trying to stiff him one 482 00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:37,631 所以他 呃 so he, er... 483 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:44,594 他证实这个新闻了 he stuck with the story. 484 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:48,633 他喜欢? 对 他力挺"捕鼠军团" He liked it? Yeah, he's backing the Snooper Force. 485 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:52,070 喔 好吧 Oh, right. 486 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,350 你...我们真不该 You... We shouldn't really then have... 487 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:58,837 我是说 你真不该告诉我们去... I mean, you shouldn't really have told us to, er... 488 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:00,871 是吧? Should you? 489 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:03,150 别教训我什么不该 休 Don't should me, Hugh, 490 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,849 不然我会给你教训回去 cos I'll should you right back, 491 00:21:04,884 --> 00:21:06,499 从那个窗户丢出去 right through that window. 492 00:21:06,534 --> 00:21:08,393 这些事都不该发生 None of this should be happening, 493 00:21:08,428 --> 00:21:11,027 不是吗? 该吗? 该吗? should it? Should it? Should it? 494 00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:13,712 这里的"该" 是确定的意思吗? 还是... Is that should in the... sense of yes, or...? 495 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:14,897 "该"是指怎么告诉你的 It's should in the sense of 496 00:21:14,932 --> 00:21:16,439 你就该怎么做 好吧 you should do as you're fucking told. ok 497 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,471 那么... What, erm... 498 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:21,511 我们现在怎么做? What are we gonna do now? 499 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:24,791 你要彻底转变你的立场 You're gonna completely reverse your position. 500 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:27,271 啊 不 等一等 Look, no, hang on a second. 501 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:30,392 等...马尔科姆 这不太可行 Hang... Malcolm. It's not actually that, erm... 502 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:34,238 很困难的 真的 的确 不过 That's gonna be quite hard, really. Yes, well, 503 00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:37,875 你已然宣布了今天没宣布的声明 the announcement that you didn't make today, you did. 504 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,464 不对 不对 我没宣布 No I didn't. And there were 505 00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:43,528 我瞎扯的时候 摄像机都在场 TV cameras while I was not doing it. 506 00:21:43,563 --> 00:21:45,231 管他们呢 Fuck them. 507 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:49,512 我不大明白...我是活在哪一种现实里 I'm not sure What level of reality I'm operating on. 508 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:51,551 这就是他们的运作方式 Look, this is what they run with. 509 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:55,593 我告诉他们你说过 他们就相信你说过 I tell them that you said it, they believe that. 510 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:57,631 他们并不真心相信你说过 They don't really believe you said it, 511 00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:59,875 他们知道你从没说过 对呀 they know you never said it. Right. 512 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:02,115 但自身利益要求他们说你说过 But it's in their interests to say you said it 513 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:04,697 因为如果谁不说你说过 because if they don't, 514 00:22:04,732 --> 00:22:07,234 他明天 今后 就再别想收到 they're not gonna get what you say the next day 515 00:22:07,269 --> 00:22:09,958 我决定发布的你说的话 when I decide to tell them what it is you're saying. 516 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:13,314 对 我明白了 我只是... Yeah. I-I am following this, I just... 517 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:17,911 我有个朋友曾经深陷婚外情 I had a friend who used to indulge in extramarital affairs 518 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:20,428 他一次次溜出去偷吃 He would go off, and have some dalliance 519 00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:23,950 每周一又回到他的妻子身边 and every Monday he'd come back and he'd meet his wife. 520 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,856 他跟我说 只要自己脑子里 And he told me that all he did was 521 00:22:26,891 --> 00:22:28,329 拨个小开关就行了 inside his head turn a little switch. 522 00:22:28,364 --> 00:22:31,555 事情从没发生过 明白吗? 好吧 The affair never happened. OK? Right. 523 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:34,353 这不是个... 这有什么困难吗? There's not a... What is the problem with this? 524 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:38,916 问题在于...首先 我不偷情 The problem with it... I didn't get much dalliance. 525 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,872 灌到脑子里 把今天重演一遍 Get it into your head, rewind today in your head. 526 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:43,911 好啦 不用反复说教 OK, stop explaining it to me. 527 00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:45,658 我不能不教你 老大 I have to explain it to you, man, 528 00:22:45,693 --> 00:22:47,566 你在这呆的还不够久 you haven't been here long enough. 529 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,992 我不觉得他真要这么干 I don't think he'd be really up for that. 530 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:54,032 塔克在楼里 他什么时候来的? Tucker's in the building... When did he come in? 531 00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:57,038 人都上哪去了? 我的人都去哪了? Where are all the people? Where are my people? 532 00:22:57,080 --> 00:23:00,789 他们都回家了 大臣阁下 都5：40了 They've gone home, Secretary of State, it's 5:40. 533 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:03,877 好吧 嗯...仔细听好 OK. Well, erm... listen. 534 00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:06,422 目前的情况...糟糕透顶 The situation is... pretty terrible, 535 00:23:06,457 --> 00:23:08,166 风向彻底变了 好吗? things have changed. OK? 536 00:23:08,201 --> 00:23:11,930 现在的口径是 我今天下午的确 The line is now, I did announce 537 00:23:11,965 --> 00:23:15,280 在学校宣布了捕鼠军团的消息 the Force this pm at the school. 538 00:23:15,315 --> 00:23:17,429 明白吗? 这才是真相 好吧? OK? That's what happened. All right? 539 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:21,598 所以你们现在得去告诉媒体 So now you have to tell the media 540 00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:24,438 以防他们...忘记了 in case they... missed it. 541 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:27,153 明白吗? 很好 OK? Great. 542 00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:31,678 我们得... 我就说会出这种事 What we've got to... I said this was gonna happen. 543 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:35,058 出都出了 不是谁的错 泰莉 It's happened. It's nobody's fault. 544 00:23:35,093 --> 00:23:36,512 我们要做的是... What we have to do... 545 00:23:36,547 --> 00:23:39,099 拜托 这不是我的错 是你们的 Excuse me. It's not my fault, it's yours. 546 00:23:39,134 --> 00:23:40,328 我没说不是我的错 我说... I didn't say that... 547 00:23:40,363 --> 00:23:41,758 你说这不是谁的错 You said it was nobody's fault 548 00:23:41,793 --> 00:23:43,376 但这确实是你的错 也是你的错 but it's your fault and your fault. 549 00:23:43,411 --> 00:23:44,374 不是我的错 It's not my fault. 550 00:23:44,409 --> 00:23:46,927 你别想推卸 再推卸我就把它钉到你... If you walk away from this I'll pin it on you... 551 00:23:46,962 --> 00:23:48,407 一切进展顺利? Everything OK? 552 00:23:48,442 --> 00:23:49,622 你个八婆 我们被玩了 you cunt. We're fucked. 553 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,118 很好 Great. 554 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:53,309 这就是现实世界 泰莉 This is the real world, Terri. 555 00:23:53,344 --> 00:23:54,184 我们被玩了 We are fucked. 556 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:57,833 进展如何? 不错 How's it going? Good. 557 00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:01,031 我想他们可能需要点协调 I think they might need a little bit of coordination. 558 00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:05,915 谁给尼基·坎贝尔打电话了? Has anyone spoken to Nicky Campbell? 559 00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,679 我有条未接来电 尼基·坎贝尔 I've got one missed call here Nicky Campbell. 560 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:12,269 现在搞得这么复杂 其实简单得要命 It's become so complicated, it's terrifically simple. 561 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,816 一直都准备出台捕鼠军团的政策 There was always gonna be a Snooper Force policy. 562 00:24:14,851 --> 00:24:16,302 毫无疑问 Definitely. 563 00:24:16,337 --> 00:24:18,514 说是一个不满的公务员杜撰的 It's too good to have been invented by a 564 00:24:18,549 --> 00:24:19,900 真是说梦话 disgruntled civil servant. 565 00:24:19,935 --> 00:24:22,229 我真的很欣慰你能来 安吉拉 I'm really glad you came in, Angela. 566 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,874 我可能会被炒掉的 小奥 是的 Well, I could lose my job, Olly. Yeah... 567 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:27,199 我向新闻中心推了3条 I went all hot and heavy to the news desk with 3 568 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:30,205 自相矛盾的消息 一天之内 contradictory stories in 1 day. 569 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:33,357 我知道 他们给我拖鞋(又意变脸) I know. They gave me flip-flops. 570 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:34,060 你知道吗? You know? 571 00:24:34,095 --> 00:24:37,388 有人跑去买了真的拖鞋送给我 Someone actually went out and bought flip-flops to give me. 572 00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:38,989 哦 Yeah. 573 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:42,237 你得表扬表扬他们 这挺有趣 give them credit for that, that is quite funny. 574 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:45,033 是呀 他们还在上面贴了 Yeah, and they pasted onto them... 575 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:47,614 一张该死的黄图 a fucking porn picture 576 00:24:47,649 --> 00:24:49,403 一女孩嘴里含着一大鸡巴 of a girl sucking a big cock 577 00:24:49,438 --> 00:24:53,029 上面还写着"安吉拉·希尼什么都吞" and they wrote "Angela Heaney swallows anything". 578 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:56,117 这个不好玩 有些人身攻击了 That is less funny. Obviously that's quite offensive. 579 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:57,745 你最好有个好理由 Can you give me one good reason 580 00:24:57,780 --> 00:24:59,547 说服我不要做个大专题 why I shouldn't do a big story 581 00:24:59,582 --> 00:25:03,430 写你们的"炒作一日" 什么专题? on the, you know, the day of spin? What sort of story? 582 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:06,836 你知道的 政府部门失控的大揭秘 Inside story of a government department out of control 583 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,883 图表和流程图全用上 with diagrams and a flow chart 584 00:25:08,918 --> 00:25:10,470 还有你的脸和名字 不 with your face and name on it No 585 00:25:10,505 --> 00:25:12,242 还有格伦和休的 不 and Glenn's and Hugh's No 586 00:25:12,277 --> 00:25:14,573 大大的箭头标明谁指示谁 and big arrows showing who spoke to who 587 00:25:14,608 --> 00:25:16,551 怎么整出的一场闹剧 and how you all fucked it up. 588 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:21,390 这篇我能自己操刀 逗号句号随我爱用 I could write that one up myself, do the punctuation. 589 00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:22,625 对对 好吧 是我的错 OK, I was patronis... 590 00:25:22,660 --> 00:25:23,540 嘿 嗨 安吉拉 Hey. Hi, Angela. 591 00:25:23,575 --> 00:25:25,369 我喜欢那发型 可爱的小卷发 I like the hair, nice little corkscrews. 592 00:25:25,404 --> 00:25:26,189 进行得如何? How's it going? 593 00:25:26,224 --> 00:25:27,991 呃 还行 Yeah, er, fine. 594 00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:31,857 我们只是在...探讨为什么 We were just, er, talking about why 595 00:25:31,892 --> 00:25:34,552 安吉拉不该写一个 Angela shouldn't do a big... 596 00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:38,232 内幕大起底专题 story on the big insidery piece 597 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:41,829 关于"炒作一日" 登一个... kind of day of spin sort of spread in the... 598 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:45,149 报纸整版 我不知道 paper. I don't know. 599 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:47,270 也许你该写 真是个好主意 Maybe you should. Good idea. 600 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:51,268 喔 等一下 等一下 Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute. 601 00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:52,549 我想起她为什么不该写了 I know why she shouldn't, 602 00:25:52,584 --> 00:25:54,186 因为如果她写了 because if she did that 603 00:25:54,221 --> 00:25:56,541 她就是咸鱼一条 在我眼里 she'd be dead to me, 604 00:25:56,576 --> 00:25:58,226 在这个部门眼里 在政府眼里 to this department, to the Government. 605 00:25:58,261 --> 00:26:00,089 她永远拿不到消息 And she'd never get another story, 606 00:26:00,124 --> 00:26:03,102 连消息的毛都摸不到 or a fucking whiff, of a story, 607 00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:06,150 只要她还敢带着那幅可悲的贱相 so long as she kept her sorry hack bitch face 608 00:26:06,151 --> 00:26:08,000 钻到议会拱来拱去 lingering around Westminster 609 00:26:08,035 --> 00:26:10,115 因为我会告诉每一位我认识的编辑 because I would call every editor I know, 610 00:26:10,150 --> 00:26:12,354 显然那就是所有编辑 obviously that's all of them, 611 00:26:12,389 --> 00:26:15,118 把她的名字从通讯簿上挖掉 and tell them to gouge her name out of their address books 612 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:17,623 让她连一份医院电台的工作都拿不到 so she'd never get a job on hospital radio, 613 00:26:17,658 --> 00:26:19,666 永世不得超生 where the sad sack belongs. 614 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,391 这就是我会告诉她的 That's what I'd tell her. 615 00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:25,796 不过还是你来转告吧 一会见 好 But maybe you should do it. See you later. Yeah. 616 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:28,750 他 他其实 He... he's actually... 617 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,791 他人蛮好的 He can be really nice. 618 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,239 漫长难熬的一天 It's been a very long day. 619 00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:34,814 我没说我们没有做 I didn't say we weren't doing it, 620 00:26:34,849 --> 00:26:36,736 这就等于说我们做了 which is as good as saying we were. 621 00:26:36,771 --> 00:26:39,552 谢啦 拜拜 BBC今夜环球 Thanks, bye-bye. The World Tonight. 622 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,591 你好 我是休·艾伯特 Hello, Hugh Abbot here. 623 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:46,309 是的 不 很荣幸和"今夜环球"对话 Yes, no. Always a pleasure to speak to The World Tonight. 624 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:48,920 现在直播? Go live on air now? 625 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,349 是的 当然 我很乐意 Yes, of course, I'd be delighted to. 626 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:58,799 罗宾 很荣幸 很高兴与你对话 Robin, my pleaeure, nice to be with you. 627 00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:02,254 是的 在我回答之前 容我说一句 Yes. Before I anewer that, may I just say 628 00:27:02,255 --> 00:27:04,823 我很开心 我们都很开心 how delighted I am, as indeed we all are, 629 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,391 社保欺诈调查组的成立 at the excitement and enthusiasm that 630 00:27:07,392 --> 00:27:09,991 让我们沉浸在激动之中 the benefit fraud inspection unit has created. 631 00:27:10,026 --> 00:27:12,591 我在一场记者会上宣布了 I announced at a press conference 632 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:16,030 这个新的社保欺诈调查组 this new benefit fraud inspection unit 633 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:18,958 我们希望管它叫... which we are hoping to call... 634 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,991 "白鼠军"(读了白字) Sponge Avengers. 635 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:24,635 在那场记者会上... And at that press conference... 636 00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:27,433 音响设备似乎有点杂音 .. there seems to have been a bit of a blip 637 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:31,632 因为不少记者没有记录下这个声明 cause many journalists didn't pick up on the announcement. 638 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,592 我想他们太想去挖... I think they're so much looking for... 639 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,835 丑闻或失职 .. scandal or incompetence. 640 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:39,193 所以 关于一个不满的公务员 So the statement that the policy was 641 00:27:39,194 --> 00:27:42,205 捏造了这个政策的说法 the invention of a disgruntled civil servant 642 00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:45,869 实际上是一个不满的公务员捏造的 was actually the invention of a disgruntled civil servant. 643 00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:49,354 不 只有一个不满的公务员 No, there's only one disgruntled civil servant. 644 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:55,589 其中一个...是另一个捏造的 明白了吧 One of them's an invention... by the other one, you see. 645 00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,405 任何一个认真听了的人 Anyone listening carefully 646 00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,120 都会觉得我是疯子 will think I'm mad. 647 00:27:59,155 --> 00:28:01,680 他们不会的 你说得清楚明了 They won't, it came over loud and clear. 648 00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:05,110 反正这会摆平整件事 干干净净 It's gonna put the whole thing to bed anyway. Kill it. 649 00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:06,605 小奥答应安吉拉 And Olly's offered Angela 650 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:09,017 写篇关于你私生活的报道 a private life piece about you. 651 00:28:09,052 --> 00:28:11,719 太妙了 周日跟你家人散散步 Oh, great. A Sunday walk with the family, 652 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:14,672 诸如此类 她会检查我的藏书 that sort of thing. She's gonna be checking my books 653 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:17,075 窥探我浴室的柜子 and snooping in my bathroom cabinet 654 00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:19,618 然后瞎掰我不知道 and making snide remarks about how 655 00:28:19,653 --> 00:28:21,216 盖尔·波特(BBC主持人)是谁 I don't know who Gail Porter is. 656 00:28:21,251 --> 00:28:24,838 我们多多少少坑了她 休 是呀 We did dick her about a bit, Hugh. Yeah. 657 00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,774 被坑了的人会朝我们狂轰滥炸 We're getting a roasting from what has been dubbed, 658 00:28:27,775 --> 00:28:29,885 不过我不会抱怨 "周五变脸日" but I wouldn't call, Flip-Flop Friday. 659 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:32,912 所以我们现在需要笼络手头所有的朋友 We need all the help from friends we can get right now. 660 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,190 我知道 你怎么想? I know. What do you think? 661 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,913 我只是...我只是想... I just... I just think that... 662 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,594 我要个新司机 给我换个新司机 I want a new driver. Get me a new driver. 663 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,321 我不想再看到这家伙 I don't want to see this guy ever again. 664 00:28:45,356 --> 00:28:47,218 以什么理由? On what grounds? 665 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:50,637 微笑 不舒服的笑 Smiling. Inappropriate smiling. 666 00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:52,671 假笑 微笑加假笑 And smirking. Smiling and smirking. 667 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:56,315 我不想再看到那个微笑或假笑 好吧? I don't want to see that smile or smirk ever again. OK? 668 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:57,793 谢谢 Thank you. 669 00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:00,229 好 谢谢 你想从哪条路走? OK, thank you. Which way do you want to go? 670 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:03,590 黑墙隧道? 无所谓 你说了算 Blackwall tunnel? I don't care, you're the boss. 671 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:05,690 破烂熊字幕组 -==http://www.ragbear.com==- 欢迎加入