1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:00,400 -=破烂熊字幕组 www.ragbear.com=- 翻译：帅子 校对：tpring cotton 轴：多切 1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:01,923 简直像慢镜头 It seemed like slow motion. 2 00:00:01,958 --> 00:00:03,859 我有充裕时间回答问题 I had time to answer questions. 3 00:00:03,894 --> 00:00:05,236 这是我见过你最自如的时刻 You looked the most relaxed I've seen. 4 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:06,998 嗯 你有没有看到他... Yeah, and did you see it when he... 5 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:10,577 小奥 当我丢出你写的 Olly, did you see him when I said your thing about, 6 00:00:10,612 --> 00:00:12,074 "对在野党 最是无情安家处" in the opposition's case, 7 00:00:12,075 --> 00:00:13,075 你看到他的脸没? home is where the heartlessness is? 8 00:00:13,076 --> 00:00:13,917 看到了 Yeah 9 00:00:13,918 --> 00:00:15,050 看他受伤的表情 爽透了 He looked almost hurt, I loved it. 10 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:16,932 他甚至都没听懂 He didn't even get it 11 00:00:16,933 --> 00:00:18,776 不 他听懂了 还恨得咬牙切齿 No, he got it, he flinched, he was hating it. 12 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:21,268 他在掐他的导尿管出气 是呀 He was fiddling with his catheter Yeah. 13 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:23,880 这场下院辩论真痛快 It was a very satisfactory report stage debate. 14 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:26,851 委员会只改了三处 Only three amendments in the committee 15 00:00:26,852 --> 00:00:28,562 道格的垃圾被改多少处来着? How many did Doug's piece of shit get? 16 00:00:28,597 --> 00:00:30,389 喔 天 至少200来处 Oh, God, at least 200 or something. 17 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:32,622 他在上议院被菊爆了 He got fist-fucked in the Lords. 18 00:00:32,623 --> 00:00:34,040 改出来的比原文还多 It was more amendment than Bill. 19 00:00:34,075 --> 00:00:36,439 你说要发个宣传通稿? 是的 Did you say we'd do a press release? Yes. 20 00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:39,199 "在下院辩论大获全胜之后" "Following a successful report stage debate, 21 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:42,557 "社会事务部部长 休-艾伯特" Secretary of State for Socisl Affairs, Hugh Abbot, 22 00:00:42,558 --> 00:00:46,295 "今日宣布: 老子最牛逼" today announced, 'I'm the fucking daddy'." 23 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:49,993 不过卫报上有篇拍马屁的文章 There was a smarmy piece in the Guardisn, though, 24 00:00:50,028 --> 00:00:51,199 你看到没? did you see it? 25 00:00:51,234 --> 00:00:52,692 混蛋丹-米勒说 Dan fucking Miller, 26 00:00:52,727 --> 00:00:55,084 "我在常委会做了好多工作" "Oh, all the work I've done on the Standing Committee..." 27 00:00:55,119 --> 00:00:56,614 是呀 他... Yeah, he's... 28 00:00:56,649 --> 00:00:59,124 我这块蛋糕可不小 My pie is extremely large, you may have noticed. 29 00:00:59,159 --> 00:01:01,114 他太有才了 人人有份 He's brilliant Pie for all my friends. 30 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:03,645 是哦 "我有个超大按摩浴缸" Yeah, my Jacuzzi is king-sized, 31 00:01:03,646 --> 00:01:07,498 "谁都能伸进屁股来爽一爽" and everybody can park their arses on the bubble jets. 32 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:09,758 有什么出处吗? Was that from something? 33 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:12,815 丹-米勒是个不错的次级大臣 Dan Miller is a junior minister, he's not at all badly, 34 00:01:12,850 --> 00:01:14,288 就是有点吃醋 he's just a bit green. 35 00:01:14,323 --> 00:01:18,239 你自己也开始有点吃醋了 大臣 You're turning s bit green yourself there, Minister. 36 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:21,752 你说什么? 你说我嫉妒丹? What are you saying? Are you saying I'm jealous of Dan... 37 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:23,314 不 只是有点... No, it's just a little.. 38 00:01:23,315 --> 00:01:25,617 你知道那条看不见的底线吗? Do you know the invisible line? 39 00:01:25,652 --> 00:01:27,675 你刚越过了 是 是 You just stepped over it. Yeah, yeah. 40 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:31,030 这就是看不见的坏处 又一次 That's the problem with it being invisible Again... 41 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:34,789 我刚受邀到... I have just been invited to a.. 42 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:37,070 稍等 丹尼老兄 Just a moment.. Danny boy! 43 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:39,395 太棒了 正说你呢 How lovely Man of the hour. 44 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:40,277 我受邀... I've been invited to... 45 00:01:40,278 --> 00:01:43,090 好极了 握握你的小手 That is gorgeous. Shake your little hand. 46 00:01:43,125 --> 00:01:45,070 见到你太高兴了 Lovely to see you 47 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:47,554 干得不错 你真厉害 谢谢 Well done, you did so bloody well Thank you. 48 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:49,795 你看起来不错 真厉害 You're looking well It was fantastic. 49 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:52,400 你明天能接受早间时空采访吗? Could you do GMTV for me tomorrow? 50 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:54,670 我很乐意 太好了 I would love to do GMTV for you Great. 51 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:56,119 丹 谢谢 Dan.. Thank you. 52 00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:57,957 蛮早的采访 没关系 Nice and early I don't mind. 53 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,727 谢啦 实在是太棒了 Thanks, that's fantastic! 54 00:01:59,728 --> 00:02:01,350 感觉怎样 很不错吧? How you feeling, good? 55 00:02:01,385 --> 00:02:02,766 不错 辩论很顺利 Well the debate did go very, very well 56 00:02:03,433 --> 00:02:05,443 法案也闯关成功 所以... and the Bill is going through, so... 57 00:02:05,478 --> 00:02:07,768 我在宣布事情 Um, I've got some stuff I need to.. 58 00:02:07,769 --> 00:02:09,076 当然 当然 请继续 Fine, fine. Carry on. 59 00:02:09,111 --> 00:02:10,814 我受邀... I have been invited... 60 00:02:10,849 --> 00:02:11,465 最近怎样 格伦? How are you, Glenn? 61 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:12,322 还行 谢谢 Good, thank you. 62 00:02:12,323 --> 00:02:14,970 老实说 你对后座议员下手太狠 Actually, you were very heavy-handed with the backbenchers. 63 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,415 这年头不必做到这份上 There's no need for it in this day and age 64 00:02:16,416 --> 00:02:17,416 听着 格伦 Listen, Glenn. 65 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:19,102 你我都清楚 You know as well as I do, 66 00:02:19,103 --> 00:02:20,949 如果你想做个蛋卷 if you're going to make an omelette, 67 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:22,238 你就得跟鸡蛋们 you're going to have to have some 68 00:02:22,273 --> 00:02:25,364 开诚布公谈一谈 frank and honest discussion with the eggs. 69 00:02:25,399 --> 00:02:27,052 这就是我一直在做的 And that's all I was doing 70 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:30,832 你好 马尔科姆 Hello Malcolm 71 00:02:30,833 --> 00:02:32,425 丹 近来如何? Dan. How you doing? 72 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:34,238 最近好吗 小猎犬? How are you, you terrier? 73 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:36,430 是这样的 我是想说... Listen, I'm just calling because, erm... 74 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:39,552 你最近招惹了不少重量级粉丝啊 You're gathering a lot of very influential admirers. 75 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:40,999 喔 我有吗? Oh, am I really? 76 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:43,952 你魅力无边 你知道吧? 真的 You're irresistible, you know that, don't you? You are. 77 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,673 我怎么感觉你在揭我短啊 I have s sort of feeling you're pulling my pisser. 78 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:48,731 我才不揭呢 老兄 I wouldn't pull your pisser, pal, 79 00:02:48,732 --> 00:02:50,533 我知道你哪里最短了 I know where it's fucking been. 80 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:53,350 就这样吧 我得挂了 Oh, hang on, listen I've got to go, 81 00:02:53,385 --> 00:02:54,933 汤姆在等我回话 I've got Tom on the other line. 82 00:02:54,968 --> 00:02:56,764 那回头接着聊 OK, but, er, we'll talk soon. 83 00:02:56,799 --> 00:02:58,211 对了 谢谢你送的DVD Thanks for the DvDs, by the way. 84 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:01,517 嘿 马尔科姆 先别挂 你能不能... Oh, hey, listen, Malcolm, before you go, can you... 85 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:04,554 他有重要电话 把你掐了? Did you get bumped for someone more important? 86 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:06,750 他总这么干 我得走了 He's always doing that I've got to go. 87 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:10,031 我要去跟财政部的皮特打壁球 I've got squash with Pete from the Treasury 88 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:11,246 财政部的皮特? Pete from the Treasury? 89 00:03:11,247 --> 00:03:13,281 他大大放了我们一马 He cut us a fair bit of slack, 90 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,274 所以我约他打球 套套近乎 so I offered a game to smooth things over 91 00:03:15,275 --> 00:03:16,337 祝你好运 Good luck. 92 00:03:16,372 --> 00:03:18,390 我也有个约 好呀 I've got an appointment myself Great. 93 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:20,839 只是跟首相吃个晚饭 Yes, it's just supper with the prime minister. 94 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:23,991 就我们两人 肯定很有趣 Just the two of us, it should be fun. 95 00:03:24,026 --> 00:03:25,646 喔 太厉害了 Oh, that's very impressive 96 00:03:25,647 --> 00:03:29,032 哪里哪里 不过是聚聚 稀松平常 No it isn't, it's just what we do, it's normal. 97 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:32,032 好好享受吧 总之 那个... Well, enjoy that, anyway, so... 98 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:34,571 采访的事 回头电话答复我好吗? Can you phone me about GMTV later? 99 00:03:34,606 --> 00:03:35,756 好 再见 干得好 Yes. See you. Well done. 100 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,910 谢谢谢谢 干得好 Thanks. Thank you Well done. 101 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:40,394 你也不错 大家都辛苦了 拜拜 Well done you, well done everyone Bye-bye. 102 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:41,873 太棒了 Fantastic. 103 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:44,070 我不觉得有啥好骄傲的 汤姆 I'm not complacent, Tom. 104 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:47,828 讨论组的事我们顶过去了 Yeah I know we did take a hit over the focus group thing, 105 00:03:47,829 --> 00:03:49,724 但还不够 but it wasn't a big hit. 106 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:51,557 喔 是吗? 谁说的? Oh, yeah? Says who? 107 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:55,074 喔 首相这么跟你讲的啊 Oh the prime minister told you that, huh? 108 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:56,997 好 知道了 Well, get you. 109 00:03:57,040 --> 00:04:00,032 你看 我只能有什么料做什么菜 Look I can only cook with what I've been given. 110 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:02,071 就像BBC的"家有厨神" You know, it's like Ready Steady Cook. 111 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:03,321 你给我休-艾伯特 You give me Hugh Abbot, 112 00:04:03,322 --> 00:04:04,917 我只能做香肠和土豆泥 I'll give you bangers and mash. 113 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,594 但你若给我内政部的杰里 But if you give me Gerry from the Home Office, 114 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:10,655 我就能搞出意式焗饭和扇贝 well, then I can raise it to fucking risotto and scallops, 115 00:04:10,656 --> 00:04:11,656 懂我意思吗? do you know what I mean? 116 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:14,474 是是 好好 拜 Yeah, yeah, OK, OK, bye. 117 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:17,396 山姆? Sam? 118 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:20,989 帮我联系泰莉-卡弗利和格伦-库伦 Can you get me Terri Coverley and Glenn Cullen, 119 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:23,634 跟他们约个点过来 make them an appointment to come over? 120 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:26,717 我现在需要吼些人 I think I've got to shout at some people now. 121 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:31,086 算了 直接打给文化部的约翰 Oh, actually, get me John at Culture on the phone. 122 00:04:31,121 --> 00:04:32,724 让我先开开嗓 Think I'll have a bit of a shout now. 123 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:37,548 这领带还成吧? 还可以 Is this tie all right? It's fine. 124 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:39,388 我可不想看起来像个... I don't want to come across as some sort of... 125 00:04:39,389 --> 00:04:40,272 ...推销员 Sales rep. 126 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:42,582 什么 我看起来像推销员? What, do I look like a bloody sales rep? 127 00:04:42,617 --> 00:04:44,683 不会不会 没问题啦 No, no, no, no, it's fine. 128 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:49,836 上面是什么? 是小河马 对吧? What are those? They're little hippos, aren't they? 129 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:51,532 其实我也不知道是啥 I don't know what they are, actually, 130 00:04:51,533 --> 00:04:54,325 估计是无名搞笑怪兽 I think they're unidentified amusing creatures. 131 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:59,132 烦死了 被抓去挨塔克一顿臭骂 I hate this, being called in for a bollocking from Tucker, 132 00:04:59,133 --> 00:05:01,148 就因为首相剋了他 just cause he's been twatted by the PM. 133 00:05:01,183 --> 00:05:03,786 反正就让他发泄一通 All he'll do is spread us all over the office a bit 134 00:05:03,787 --> 00:05:04,831 然后我们就可以滚了 and then we'll be off. 135 00:05:04,866 --> 00:05:07,592 是啊 我们干嘛不当乖乖小兔子 Yes, and we've got every reason to be very happy bunnies. 136 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,112 下院辩论都第三天了 Day 3 of the report stage 137 00:05:09,113 --> 00:05:10,911 一切都像梦一样过去了 and it's all gone like a dream. 138 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:11,849 美梦 A good dream, 139 00:05:11,850 --> 00:05:14,155 不是吓得你两腿发软的噩梦 not one of those ones where you can't move your legs. 140 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:15,922 是啊 对了... Absolutely. Now.. 141 00:05:16,251 --> 00:05:18,648 你确定这领带没问题吗? Are you sure about this tie? 142 00:05:18,683 --> 00:05:19,873 很好 很搞笑 It's good, it's funny. 143 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,911 搞笑? 真见鬼 泰莉 Funny? Fucking hell Terri... 144 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:24,155 这是政客生涯的里程碑 不是的 This is political breakthrough No... 145 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:26,315 我可不想穿得搞笑 I don't want laughs off my clothes 146 00:05:26,350 --> 00:05:27,489 不是搞笑 我说着玩的 Not funny ha ha... 147 00:05:27,524 --> 00:05:28,232 或许我不该戴领带 Maybe I should go without the tie 148 00:05:28,233 --> 00:05:29,709 没那么可笑 没事 It's not a laugh, it's fine. 149 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:34,434 扯淡 祝我好运吧 我不打领带了 Fuck yes, wish me luck, I'm going to go without the tie. 150 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:37,272 就这样 我刚想问你 Right I meant to ask you, 151 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:39,197 昨晚你待在公寓吗? did you stay in the flat last night? 152 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:40,963 在 屁股还没坐热老婆就来电话 Yeah, for about a minute and a half. 153 00:05:40,964 --> 00:05:43,331 说女儿耳朵感染了 Kate rang and Alicia had an ear infection. 154 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:46,735 说得要死要活 不过是耳朵感染 It's obviously a life and death situation, an infected ear. 155 00:05:46,736 --> 00:05:47,869 像天要塌了 Huge crisis. 156 00:05:47,904 --> 00:05:49,671 头版头条 好像空难 Hold the front page, shuttle disaster. 157 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:52,506 逼我连夜开车20哩赶回去 So I had to drive 20 miles through the night, 158 00:05:52,507 --> 00:05:55,434 好仔细瞧瞧艾丽西亚的耳朵 so that I could be ten feet away from Alicia's ear, 159 00:05:55,469 --> 00:05:57,229 结果发现并不是感染 which, it turns out, wasn't infected anyway. 160 00:05:57,280 --> 00:06:00,033 马尔科姆问过我那间公寓的事 And Malcolm's been on at me about the flat, 161 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:03,231 他觉得与住房法案有些冲突 he thinks there'd be some problems with the Housing Bill. 162 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,499 就因为你在诺丁山有间 You having a flat in Notting Hill 163 00:06:05,500 --> 00:06:07,404 通勤距离内的公寓? and living within commuting distance? 164 00:06:07,439 --> 00:06:08,934 那公寓大多数时候是空的 It is empty quite a lot of the time, 165 00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:10,372 说到核心行业市区廉购房政策... and with the key worker stuff... 166 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:11,542 但我... But, I mean, I need... 167 00:06:11,543 --> 00:06:13,565 我需要在伦敦市内有间住所 I need to have a place in London. 168 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,668 其他政要 Everybody else important 169 00:06:15,669 --> 00:06:18,175 都人手一套漂亮舒服的大公寓 has got a huge fuck-off grace and favour pad. 170 00:06:18,210 --> 00:06:20,115 为什么我不能有一套? Why haven't I got one? 171 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:23,072 你交给我来摆平吧 I think I can sort this out for you if you leave it to me. 172 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:24,951 得装装样子 懂吗? You know, we do what we said, yes? 173 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,798 销而不售 好好 随便 The sale, but not a sale Yeah, right, whatever. 174 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:30,638 嗯 一会见 我们从这边先走了 Well, er, I'll see you later then, we're off this way. 175 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:32,591 好的 好好享受你的晚餐 OK Enjoy your supper. 176 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:35,757 好好享受你们的臭骂 Enjoy your bollocking 177 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:38,956 拜托 我又不打算亲他 For God's sake, I'm not going to kiss him. 178 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:42,037 晚上好 大臣 请这边走 谢谢 Evening, Minister, if you'd step this way Thank you. 179 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:46,350 别找借口了 愿比就要服输 小奥 Excuses, excuses, take your failure like a man, Olly. 180 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:49,150 好吧 不过我要求重赛 All right, but next time I want a rematch 181 00:06:49,151 --> 00:06:51,379 我一定把你打趴 草泥马 and I'm going to take you down, motherfucker. 182 00:06:51,414 --> 00:06:53,308 我一定赢你 你从哪里来? I'm gonna take you down Where are you from? 183 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:54,292 林肯郡 Lincolnshire, 184 00:06:54,293 --> 00:06:56,669 满是风车和土豆这些狗屁东西 with all the windmills and the potatoes and the shit. 185 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:58,876 他们是不是... 有一腿? Are they.. An item? 186 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:00,956 作为一名政客 你需要我拍你马屁 You need me to suck up to you, as a politician. 187 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,625 他挺擅长 呃 He's made a pretty good job of, erm... 188 00:07:02,626 --> 00:07:06,375 挺擅长跟安吉拉-希尼上床的 made a pretty good job of shagging Angela Heaney. 189 00:07:06,410 --> 00:07:07,687 他可能男女通吃 He could be bi 190 00:07:07,722 --> 00:07:09,059 很多人这样 对吧 A lot of them are, you know. 191 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:15,037 看自己属下的三八事真有趣 interesting seeing the dynamics play within the staff 192 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:16,682 过来这边 这角度好 There we are, look 193 00:07:16,683 --> 00:07:17,815 他旁若无人 He's a cheeky... 194 00:07:17,850 --> 00:07:19,318 他瞧见我们了 再见 He's seen us See you... 195 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:22,670 我要回办公室去 大臣在闪躲 I'm going back into the office Minister's ducking. 196 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:24,870 他还真藏起来了 He's actually ducked. 197 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:28,117 每日邮报的记者几时到? So what time does this Daily Mail hack get here? 198 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:29,433 过10分钟 是安吉拉-希尼 Ten minutes. It's Angels Heaney. 199 00:07:29,434 --> 00:07:30,196 我没跟你说? Did I not tell you? 200 00:07:30,197 --> 00:07:31,454 她离开标准报了? So she left the Standard? 201 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:33,988 没错 来 问我些问题 That's right Go on, ask me some questions. 202 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:36,679 好 我是安吉拉 来采访你 OK, I'll be Angela and ask you some questions... 203 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:38,358 天哪 真诡异 My God, that's uncanny. 204 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:40,948 告诉你 你的奶子比她的大 Mind you, your tits are s bit bigger than hers. 205 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:44,301 "您能否证实 尽管这住房法案..." Is it true that although this Housing Bill... 206 00:07:44,336 --> 00:07:46,576 "在下院一帆风顺" went through Parliament with incredible ease... 207 00:07:46,611 --> 00:07:48,143 你能不能用自己的声音? Actually, can you just do it as yourself? 208 00:07:48,144 --> 00:07:51,146 抱歉 这样我有点别扭 Sorry, it's just slightly unsettling. 209 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:53,690 好... Right, erm... 210 00:07:53,691 --> 00:07:57,078 "真正实行起来却困难重重?" That you'll find a lot of difficulty in the real world... 211 00:07:57,113 --> 00:07:58,096 恰恰相反 On the contrary, 212 00:07:58,097 --> 00:08:00,396 这个条例能将许多非凡的好处 this Bill is going to do an extrsordinary amount of good 213 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:02,834 带给数量非凡的人民 for an extrsordinarily large number of people. 214 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:03,955 他们是平凡人 Ordinary people, 215 00:08:03,956 --> 00:08:07,507 可他们生活中理应享受一点非凡 who deserves bit of the extraordinary in their lives. 216 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:10,596 说得漂亮 太强了 Perfect, that's brilliant. 217 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:13,029 小菜一碟 这才是你的本色 It's s piece of piss There you are, you see. 218 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:14,513 继续问些难的 Go on ask me something hard. 219 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:16,835 纳粹的黄金埋在哪 你这头种驴? Where's the Nazi gold, you donkey shagger? 220 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:18,556 我很高兴你问起这点 安吉拉 I'm very pleased you asked that, Angela, 221 00:08:18,591 --> 00:08:19,793 首先我要强调 because let me just say 222 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:23,476 这个条例能将许多非凡的好处... this Bill is going to do an extrsordinary amount of good.. 223 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:25,078 我并不打算... I'm not gonna... 224 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:27,429 哈罗 你们洗过澡了 是吧? Oh, hello You've showered off, have you? 225 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:29,040 早上好 对 洗过了 Good morning. Showered off, yes 226 00:08:29,041 --> 00:08:30,528 对 格伦 多谢关心 Yes, thanks, Glenn. 227 00:08:30,563 --> 00:08:32,539 你们俩打得火热... Have you been playing... 228 00:08:32,540 --> 00:08:34,356 对 大清早打了场壁球 An early morning game of squash, yeah. 229 00:08:34,391 --> 00:08:36,560 好呀 我喜欢壁球 绝妙的运动 very good, I love... Squash is s fabulous game. 230 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,238 你也玩? 蛮碰运气的 Do you play? A lot of luck... 231 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:39,791 我现在不玩了 以前玩 I don't any more, I used to play... 232 00:08:39,792 --> 00:08:40,792 哇 俱乐部比赛级? What, club level? 233 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:43,231 对 进前三没? Yeah Were you on a ladder? 234 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:47,589 没 No. 235 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:51,349 我们该去见安吉拉了 Time for us to go and meet Angela now. 236 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:54,233 谢谢 希望她不会把我按墙上打 Thanks. I hope she doesn't bounce me off the walls. 237 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:57,477 总之 很高兴见到你们 对了... Anyway, great to have talked to you guys, and... 238 00:08:57,520 --> 00:08:59,164 你知道安吉拉来了吗? Did you know Angela was in the building? 239 00:08:59,199 --> 00:09:00,248 呃 知道 Er, yes. 240 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:02,711 她会吃你们的醋吗? Will she be jealous? 241 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:05,916 嗨 汤姆 有什么事? Hi, Tom. What can we do for you? 242 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:08,554 我不知道他把他的公寓怎么了 Well, I didn't know what he was doing with his flat. 243 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:11,034 我跟他说过 那该死的公寓 I told him, that fucking flat.... 244 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:13,071 他们没有打算报道吧? Well, they're not running with this? 245 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:16,359 没有 我只知道他要接受采访 No, well, I know he's got an interview now with, erm... 246 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:17,454 是安吉拉-希尼 Angela Heaney, 247 00:09:17,489 --> 00:09:20,550 你知道的 那个标准报的长舌妇 you know, that twat bubble from the Standard. 248 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:22,909 见鬼 她刚去了邮报 Fuck, she's just gone to the Mail. 249 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:23,995 我来处理 I'm onto it. 250 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:28,742 我希望你能多问些 I wish you'd ask me s bit more 251 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:29,913 有关房屋条例的问题 about the Bill 252 00:09:29,914 --> 00:09:32,266 因为它空前成功 because it is an extraordinary triumph. 253 00:09:32,301 --> 00:09:34,394 我正准备问 很好 很好 I am asking you about the Bill Good, good. 254 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:37,512 特别是关于空置住房回收管理制度 Specifically about the empty house management orders.... 255 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:41,231 你怎么遵守它 How do they square with the fact 256 00:09:41,232 --> 00:09:43,300 因为你有一处空置住房 that you have a second empty property 257 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:44,355 又不肯卖掉? that you won't sell? 258 00:09:44,356 --> 00:09:46,385 严格说它不算空置 It's not technically empty. 259 00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:48,474 我最近本打算住在那 I would have stayed there recently, 260 00:09:48,475 --> 00:09:50,356 但我女儿突染恶疾 but my daughter was seriously ill. 261 00:09:50,391 --> 00:09:52,190 我刚采访了一户亚裔 她才7岁 I've spoken to an Asian.. She's seven. 262 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:57,296 我刚采访了一户亚裔家庭 I've spoken to an Asisn family 263 00:09:57,297 --> 00:10:00,084 他们说先后出价四次 who say they've put in four separate offers on your flat, 264 00:10:00,119 --> 00:10:02,069 但都被毫无理由地一口回绝 had them all rejected with no explsnstion. 265 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:03,314 是的 好吧 Right, OK. 266 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:06,315 别挡路 Get out of the way. 267 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:07,782 就因为他们是亚裔? Is it because they're Asisn? 268 00:10:07,783 --> 00:10:09,489 不不 老天 不是 No. No, God, no. 269 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:12,230 他人在哪? 玻璃会客室 Where the fuck is he? The goldfish bowl. 270 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:13,269 见鬼 Fuck! 271 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:15,668 不不 我很高兴你问到 No, no, I'm very glad you brought that up, 272 00:10:15,669 --> 00:10:19,801 这就给了我机会... because that...that gives me the opportunity to... 273 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:23,073 对不起 我... Sorry...I... 274 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:25,839 我是开玩笑的 呃... Er...just mucking about. Erm... 275 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:28,394 我一向立场鲜明 I have always maintained very clearly... 276 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:30,388 嗨 安吉拉 抱歉 Hi, Angela. Sorry, 277 00:10:30,423 --> 00:10:32,527 我和大臣说句话好吗? can I just borrow the minister for one moment? 278 00:10:32,562 --> 00:10:34,508 当然 抱歉 我马上回来 Sure. Sorry, be right back with you. 279 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:46,158 你都跟这臭婆娘讲了啥? 你这蠢货 What the fucking did you tell this woman? You stupid cunt! 280 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,373 你搞什么飞机? what's the fucking going on? 281 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:52,172 你个傻逼 You're s fucking prick! 282 00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:55,352 安吉拉 还需要咖啡吗? Angela, can I get you a fresh cup of coffee? 283 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:58,432 不用了 谢谢 或是来杯茶? No, I'm fine thanks Um, would you like some tea? 284 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:00,630 不用 不用 傻逼... Nope, nope. the fuck... 285 00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:02,432 要饼干之类的吗? 不用 No biscuits or anything? No. 286 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:04,132 想要什么只管叫我 Do let me know if you need anything else 287 00:11:04,133 --> 00:11:05,486 好的 多谢 I will. Thanks very much. 288 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:08,713 滚回去 把这摊狗屎扫干净 Get back in there and wrap this bullshit up. 289 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:20,348 有点小摩擦 哦哟 Bit of s disagreement Blimey. 290 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:22,355 真的 你能... Yeah. Erm...could you... 291 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:25,562 我只是好奇 你能听清吗? I'm just curious, could you hear? 292 00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:26,518 因为其实... Because we were actually... 293 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,714 我们有时非常不留情面 We can be quite brutal to each other, 294 00:11:28,749 --> 00:11:30,600 其实我们是很铁的哥们 becsuse we're actuslly very, very good friends. 295 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:32,073 这样呀 Right. 296 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:34,190 你一个出价也没接受? 没有 You haven't accepted any offers? No! 297 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:36,037 老天 这不是重点 Jesus That wasn't the point. 298 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:38,332 计划是 把公寓挂在市场上 The whole deal was, we put the flat on the market 299 00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:39,475 如果媒体问起 so if the press ask, 300 00:11:39,510 --> 00:11:41,130 我们就说 "滚开 他正在卖啊" we say, "Fuck off, he's selling it," 301 00:11:41,131 --> 00:11:43,463 他们滚了 休就能住市里了 they go away and Hugh has a place in town. 302 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:45,755 你女朋友干嘛紧咬这个? Why is your girlfriend hitting us with this? 303 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:48,240 她不是我女友 我怎么知道 She's not my girlfriend, so I've no idea... 304 00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:50,637 那你不介意我掐死她了? so you won't mind if I kill her, then, will you? 305 00:11:50,672 --> 00:11:52,436 那倒能省我不少事 It'd solve a lot of issues for me. 306 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:56,194 如果你能给那母夜叉灌点迷汤 Hey, hey, if you could sweet-talk that sour-faced bitch 307 00:11:56,195 --> 00:11:57,645 让她撤掉报道 into dropping it.... 308 00:11:57,680 --> 00:11:59,592 如果我能给那母夜叉灌进任何东西 If I could talk that sour-faced bitch into anything, 309 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:01,596 当初我那四个月肯定好过得多 I would have had a better four months. 310 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:04,712 那我就得掐死你们俩了 来啊 I'll just have to kill the both of you Yeah, well. 311 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:07,035 开个玩笑 注意 不是善意的玩笑 That's a joke, by the way, not a very nice one, 312 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:08,057 它表达了 which masks 313 00:12:08,058 --> 00:12:10,740 我对这个狗屁部门的极度失望 a lot of negative feelings about this fucking department. 314 00:12:10,775 --> 00:12:11,999 哦 老天 Oh, Jesus. 315 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:15,279 汤姆-戴维斯 汤姆 你好吗 是的 Tom Davies. Tom? Hello, how are you? Yes. 316 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:17,249 不 我来晚了 No, he was already there 317 00:12:17,284 --> 00:12:19,754 他已经在接受采访了 when I got there, he was talking to her. 318 00:12:19,789 --> 00:12:21,555 发生了什么事? 究竟怎么回事? What is happening? What the hell was that? 319 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:24,592 本该是次轻松愉快的采访 That was supposed to be a nice interview. 320 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:26,377 你究竟跟她说了什么? What on earth did you say to her? 321 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:29,536 我否认了我种族歧视 希望是吧 I think I denied being a racist. I hope so. 322 00:12:29,571 --> 00:12:31,518 你没说你有很多黑人朋友吧 You didn't say you have lots of black friends... 323 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:33,676 当然没有 我一个都没有 Of course not. Well, I haven't got any. 324 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,736 你怎么解释那些报价? What did you say about the offers? 325 00:12:35,737 --> 00:12:37,104 我说不是我... I said I wasn't... 326 00:12:37,139 --> 00:12:38,937 买卖是由别人经手的 someone else was handling the sale 327 00:12:38,972 --> 00:12:40,664 我并不知情 and I wasn't aware of any offers. 328 00:12:40,699 --> 00:12:42,350 休? Hugh? 329 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:44,072 你有没有说出我的名字? Did you mention me by name? 330 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:46,554 可能有吧 我不觉得... Erm, possibly... I don't think... 331 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:49,354 我否认种族歧视时 I may, in between denying racism, 332 00:12:49,389 --> 00:12:51,134 兴许有 应该有提起 possibly have, yes. 333 00:12:51,169 --> 00:12:52,722 多谢 太感谢了 Thank you, thank you very much, 334 00:12:52,723 --> 00:12:54,374 感谢你祖宗十八代 thanks a fucking bunch. 335 00:12:54,409 --> 00:12:58,231 好吧 那现在是什么口径? OK, so whst's the line on this then? 336 00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:01,192 我不知道 什么口径? I don't know, whst is the line on this? 337 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:03,403 我不知道 别指望我 I don't know, don't look at me 338 00:13:03,404 --> 00:13:04,804 我们得统一口径 We need a line on this. 339 00:13:04,839 --> 00:13:06,766 好了 有新进展了 逃过一劫 OK, we got movement, we got a break 340 00:13:06,767 --> 00:13:08,012 什么 什么? What? What? What? 341 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,516 那公寓卖掉了 什么? The flat's sold... What? 342 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:14,109 卖给那户亚裔 比报价还便宜4万磅 To the Asian family, for 40 grand below the asking price. 343 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,513 平安无事了 这搞什么? But it's OK What is it? 344 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:16,549 马尔科姆 嗯? Malcolm? Yeah? 345 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:18,238 已经迟了 什么? We're too late What? 346 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:19,552 报纸都已经行动了 All the papers have got it, 347 00:13:19,553 --> 00:13:21,550 每日快报还出了价 the Express has been making offers on it, 348 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:24,559 比原报价还高3万 at the asking price and also ￡30,000 more, 349 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:27,068 还没能成交 得拖延些时间 Haven't been accepted We've got to stall. 350 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:29,552 真变态 我不过有间公寓 This is madness, I just own a flat, 351 00:13:29,553 --> 00:13:31,005 又不偷谁抢谁 I haven't raped somebody. 352 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:33,558 嗯 他们称之为公寓门丑闻 Yeah. They're calling the scandal Flatgate 353 00:13:33,559 --> 00:13:34,337 丑闻? Scandal? 354 00:13:34,372 --> 00:13:36,675 这丑闻名字起得真垃圾 That's crap. It's a crap name for a scandal. 355 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:39,314 该叫它诺丁山大道门 They should call it Notting Hill Gate-gate. 356 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,079 拜托别再叫它丑闻了行吗? Can we at least stop calling it a scandal? 357 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,509 你在开玩笑 看笑话是吧? Are you joking? Are you joking, now? 358 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:46,755 我马上去拖延 嗯 快去拖吧 On my way to stall Yeah, get stalling. 359 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:51,433 或许我们能全怪在泰莉头上 Maybe we can just blame it all on Terri. 360 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,556 倒也是个办法 对吧? That is an option, isn't it? 361 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:59,155 那只是间公寓 那是第二住宅 It's a flat It is a second home. 362 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:01,643 那地区全是无家可归者 In a borough with thousands of homeless people, 363 00:14:01,644 --> 00:14:03,339 你却养了多年的空房 which you have kept empty for ages. 364 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:05,948 你没读过你自己的住房法案吗? Have you not read your own Housing Bill? 365 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,318 我只空置了它几晚 I only kept it empty for a little while 366 00:14:08,353 --> 00:14:09,847 去看我那该死的家人 to see my bloody family. 367 00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:11,657 显然 我早该在里面 Obviously, on reflection, I should have filled it 368 00:14:11,658 --> 00:14:14,608 塞些妓女 鸭弟 with prostitutes and rent boys 369 00:14:14,643 --> 00:14:17,237 吸粉 纹身 拉皮条的混混 and crack cocaine pimp tattoo freaks. 370 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:21,068 多亏了丹-米勒他们 才成就了住房法案 Thanks to Dan Miller's alike, the Bill is a success, 371 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:23,270 你这老鼠屎却坏了整锅粥 but this is burying the whole thing. 372 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:26,312 那你要我怎么办 辞职? Well, what do you want me to do? Resign? 373 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:28,794 不不 那太... 我可不答应 No, no, no, that is... I'm not going over this. 374 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:31,189 你的退路只有... The way out of this is for you to.. 375 00:14:31,190 --> 00:14:34,148 真变态 这种贞节牌坊 This is madness, this desire for perfection. 376 00:14:34,183 --> 00:14:37,156 我不是圣人 我是个凡人好吧 I am not perfect, I am just a person, right, 377 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,635 我需要睡觉 需要吃饭 I need to sleep, I need to est, 378 00:14:39,636 --> 00:14:41,429 时不时需要拉屎 occssionslly I need to take a dump. 379 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:42,993 然后呢? So what's next? 380 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:46,237 炒上晚间新闻 炒上报纸头版? Do we put that on the evening news, on the front page? 381 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:49,477 "大臣深陷粪坑"? "Minister In Disgusting Defecation Outburst? " 382 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:50,788 记者在首相府现场采访 Molly Sugden at Number Ten. 383 00:14:50,789 --> 00:14:52,949 "吃屎开心吧 艾伯特先生?" "Enjoy your shit, Mr Abbot? " 384 00:14:52,984 --> 00:14:54,819 他们应该克隆大臣 They should just clone ministers, 385 00:14:54,820 --> 00:14:56,232 让我们生来就55岁 so we're born at 55 386 00:14:56,267 --> 00:14:59,555 没有过去 没有公寓 也没有老二 with no past and no flats and no genitals. 387 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,591 就像那种机器人世界... Just a world of robots in a sort of... 388 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:04,313 像那种科幻电影 你就高兴了 It's like a futuristic film, and you'd enjoy that, 389 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:06,581 你待在小太空站里 you'd be in your little space station 390 00:15:06,616 --> 00:15:09,393 身边全是听话的机器人 surrounded by obedient androids, 391 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:14,275 像那个傻逼丹-米勒刷了层铝皮 like that fucking brushed aluminium Dan Miller cyber prick. 392 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:17,676 辞职有可能很体面的 你知道吗? It is possible to have a good resignation, you know? 393 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:19,619 体面的辞职? A good resignation? 394 00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:22,781 我得好好听听你怎么向我推销这个 Oh, I'm looking forward to how you're gona sell this to me. 395 00:15:22,816 --> 00:15:25,556 听着 人们喜欢看你提早一点离开 Look, people really like it when you go just a bit early, 396 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:28,433 你知道的 紧咬牙关 眼望远方 you know, steely-jawed, faraway look in your eyes, 397 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:30,621 别等他们在酒馆里开骂 before they get to sitting round in pubs saying 398 00:15:30,656 --> 00:15:32,564 "那个混球早该滚了" "That fucker's got to go." 399 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:33,674 你给他们惊喜 You surprise them. 400 00:15:33,675 --> 00:15:36,076 "哎呀 他走了 真没料到" "Blimey, he's gone, I didn't expect thst. 401 00:15:36,111 --> 00:15:38,189 "辞职? 这份气度不多见了" "Resigned? You don't see that much any more. 402 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:40,663 "老派 有尊严 我还挺喜欢他" "Old school, respect, I rather liked the guy," 403 00:15:40,698 --> 00:15:42,640 "是那些狗屁媒体害了他" he was hounded out by the fucking press." 404 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:44,756 这些如何 哈? How about that, huh? 405 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,791 多壮烈啊 对吧? What a way to go, yeah? 406 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,920 这次可能... It's probably going to be... 407 00:15:49,955 --> 00:15:52,722 轮到休... 卷铺盖走人了 it's going to be Hugh that has to go this time. 408 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:55,035 是呀 Yeah. 409 00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:01,509 嗯 对呀 太可悲了 太可悲了 Yeah, it is, it's very sad, very sad. 410 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:04,759 好 汤姆 对 的确 对对 OK, Tom, yes, indeed, yes, indeed. 411 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:07,473 两分钟 两分钟就过去 Er, two minutes. Two minutes. 412 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:10,589 是汤姆 他刚和首相谈完 That's Tom, he's finishing with the prime minister. 413 00:16:10,590 --> 00:16:11,956 我马上去见他 I'm going to go and join him. 414 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:14,355 你先待在这里吧 好 You might as well stay here Yeah. 415 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:15,480 我尽快回来 I'll try and make it quick 416 00:16:15,481 --> 00:16:17,589 我自己也去真的没用吗? Sure it wouldn't help if I went in? 417 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:20,559 不用 不用 我们讨论的就是你 No, no, I mean we're going to be talking about you. 418 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,511 你去就尴尬了 对吧? 对 当然 It would be awkward, yes? Yeah. Of course. 419 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:23,879 非常尴尬 是呀 very awkward Yup. 420 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:28,436 你歇一歇 翻翻报纸什么的 You just relsx, help yourself to s paper or something. 421 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,316 事情总能圆满收场 It'll be fine in the end, 422 00:16:31,351 --> 00:16:34,995 我们会迎来另一个老男人当替罪羊 we'll just get another doomed middle-aged man in 423 00:16:35,030 --> 00:16:36,707 下周一早上 他踏过这扇门 on Monday morning, come through the door, 424 00:16:36,708 --> 00:16:38,124 蹦达一阵 stride about a bit, 425 00:16:38,159 --> 00:16:40,998 撒撒野 然后我收拾残局 spunk off and I'll have to mop up the mess. 426 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:42,632 司空见惯 It'll be business as ususl. 427 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:11,395 我走了 这事就能釜底抽薪 The whole heat could come out of this situstion 428 00:17:11,396 --> 00:17:12,782 整个凉下来 if I went. 429 00:17:12,817 --> 00:17:15,552 还没到辞职的地步 对吧? It's not come to any kind of resignation yet, surely? 430 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,192 你知道我最恨什么? Do you know what pisses me off? 431 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:20,780 跟着他做牛做马37年 After 37 yesrs, 432 00:17:20,815 --> 00:17:23,519 他一眨眼就把我卖了 he's prepared to drop me right in it. 433 00:17:23,554 --> 00:17:24,755 他只是慌了 He just panicked. 434 00:17:24,790 --> 00:17:26,448 如果有人要辞职 那该是我 If anyone's going to resign, I should. 435 00:17:26,483 --> 00:17:28,310 不不 你真好 但应该是我 No, no, that's decent of you, but I'll go. 436 00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:29,713 你该留下 你知道 You should stay, you know, 437 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:30,830 哪个二百五 any fucker 438 00:17:30,831 --> 00:17:33,095 都能坐在走廊尽头作摆设 can sit at the end of a corridor behind a pot plant. 439 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:36,749 而你是真正运筹帷幄的人 But you're the man who making sure the pen works. 440 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:39,872 那么也许你该走? 对 So maybe you should go? Yeah. 441 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:42,275 等等 没错 你说服了我 Now, hang on Yeah, you've convinced me. 442 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:43,840 我想那样会更好 I think it would be better 443 00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:46,084 不 我只从大体上说 No, I'm just saying, in the scheme of things. 444 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:47,326 我不是说我该走 I'm not saying I should go 445 00:17:47,361 --> 00:17:48,928 你刚说了你该走 You just said you should. 446 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:50,718 我是抽象的说 I'm talking academically 447 00:17:50,719 --> 00:17:52,547 你说...才不抽象呢 You said... That wasn't academic talk. 448 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:55,075 绝对是抽象的 不是 It absolutely was academic It wasn't. 449 00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,454 我要把它写下来 I'll write it down.. 450 00:17:56,489 --> 00:17:57,873 句句都是真枪实弹 That's real virtual talk. 451 00:17:57,908 --> 00:17:59,408 我一直在理论分析 I'm having an academic discussion 452 00:17:59,465 --> 00:18:01,862 不 我可一直在就事论事 No. I'm having a real discussion with you. 453 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,794 那我们从头来就事论事 We can reset for a real discussion.. 454 00:18:03,829 --> 00:18:04,998 你现在辞职 Resign now, 455 00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:07,475 我替你把辞呈放在休桌上 and I'll put the letter on Hugh's desk. 456 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:10,114 我也可以这么说啊 我 Well I could very easily say the same thing. I... 457 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:12,276 我才不干呢 为什么不? I'm not doing that Why the fuck not? 458 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,194 休是我的朋友 我不会这样对他 Hugh's my friend. I won't do that for him. 459 00:18:14,195 --> 00:18:15,777 我要留下支持他 I'll stay and stand behind him. 460 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:17,914 我只是麦当劳站柜台的 I'm just the counter man in McDonald's. 461 00:18:17,915 --> 00:18:20,157 你才是开店的小丑 You're the clown running the shop. 462 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:22,193 你才是人们盛怒之下 You're the one who they want to see 463 00:18:22,194 --> 00:18:25,081 想要拎着头发吊死的那个 strung up from a lamppost by his fucking wig. 464 00:18:25,116 --> 00:18:27,395 你说我是谁? 罗纳德-麦当劳 What does that make me? Ronald McDonald. 465 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,908 瞎扯淡 Well, fuck off. 466 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:31,916 我绝不辞职 老兄 我也不会 I'm not going, mate No, neither am I. 467 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:35,917 那么 首相怎么说? So, what did the PM say? 468 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:39,312 将会发起一场调查 There's going to be an inquiry. 469 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,076 太好了 太好了 Oh, yes, oh, yes. 470 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:45,634 多谢 你真是个救星 不客气 Thank you, you're a fucking star No problem. 471 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:48,229 山姆 嗯 当然 休 Sam. Yeah, of course. Hugh, Hugh. 472 00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:50,418 首相打电话找你 能不能... It's the prime minister. Could you... 473 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,317 您好 Hello. 474 00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:10,430 哦 你好 Oh! Hello. 475 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,914 一切都好吗 大臣? 嗯 Is everything all right, Minister? Mmm. 476 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,864 这些不是特供的饼干吧? These weren't special biscuits, were they? 477 00:19:14,865 --> 00:19:15,898 不 不是的 No, no. 478 00:19:15,933 --> 00:19:17,114 那就好 您还好吗? Good How are you? 479 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:18,996 老实说 不算太好 Well I've been better to be honest, 480 00:19:19,031 --> 00:19:23,023 但接着会有场调查 所以祈祷吧 but there's going to be an inquiry so, fingers crossed. 481 00:19:23,058 --> 00:19:24,800 这样啊 我们会一直支持您 Right, well we're all rooting for you 482 00:19:24,801 --> 00:19:26,199 太感谢了 Oh! Thank you very much. 483 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:30,992 需要椅子吗? 要坐下吗? Can I get you a chair? Would you like to sit down? 484 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,434 好的 谢谢 稍等 Yes, please OK. 485 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:41,474 就放在饼干旁边 谢谢 By the biscuits Thank you. 486 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:43,317 这样可以吗? All right? 487 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:56,157 您还需要饼干或一杯咖啡吗? can I get you some more biscuits or a coffee? 488 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,872 好的 谢谢 稍等 Yes, please OK. 489 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:04,593 奥利-里德 谁? Olly Reeder What? 490 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:07,313 转到免提 是大臣 Put me on the speakerphone It's the minister. 491 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:10,511 会一场调查 你现在哪里? They're going to have an inquiry Where are you? 492 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:13,677 我还在首相府 他们准备发起调查 I'm still at Number Ten, they're going to have an inquiry. 493 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:15,836 太好了 真棒 Yes! Great. 494 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,393 他们准备让谁主持? Who are they going to have? 495 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:18,604 不知道 I don't know, 496 00:20:18,605 --> 00:20:20,432 不知道会不会征求我们的意见 I don't know whether we get any say in it. 497 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:23,160 不过我觉得 希伯特勋爵就不错 But, I mean, Lord Hibbert's very nice. 498 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:27,591 去年我跟他一起看的足总杯半决赛 I was with him at the FA Cup semifinal last year 499 00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:30,309 我们都装出一副资深球迷的样子 both trying to make out we had a clue what was going on. 500 00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:33,796 我们讨论过主持调查的理想人选 We've talked about the ideal person to head an inquiry. 501 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:36,638 伊曼-荷姆斯和艾伦-贝内特都行 It was a tie between Eamonn Holmes and Alan Benett. 502 00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:39,592 我看 蒙克顿勋爵才是最佳人选 I tell you who 'd be good, Lord Monckton. 503 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:41,392 蒙克顿勋爵? 对 Lord Monckton? Yeah. 504 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:45,194 蒙克顿勋爵当然也在首相考虑之列 Lord Monckton certainly is in the frame here at Number 10 505 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:48,835 啊哈? 嗯 我身边就是首相府的人 Uh-huh? Yeah. I'm with the PM's people now. 506 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:51,519 休? 哦 马尔科姆过来了 Hugh? Oh, Malcolm's just joined us. 507 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:53,959 听着 休 好消息 Right Hugh, good news. 508 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,197 首相请求切斯汉特的 The PM's asking the Right Honourable 509 00:20:56,232 --> 00:20:59,008 蒙克顿勋爵主持调查 Lord Monckton of Cheahunt to head the inquiry. 510 00:20:59,043 --> 00:21:02,030 太好了 是蒙克顿 太棒了 休 Good, it is Monckton Yes! Hugh! 511 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:05,038 好 滚回去吧 你还有个部门要管呢 All right, fuck off. You've got a department to run. 512 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:06,798 谢谢 马尔科姆 行了 行了 Thanks, Malcolm Yeah, yeah. 513 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:08,239 太感谢了 Thanks, yeah. 514 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:09,267 看看这标题 Look at this one. 515 00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:11,770 "首相舍不得踢艾伯特" "PM Just Can't Kick The Abbot." 516 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,630 照的真烂 你看起来像推销员 Dreadful picture. You look like a sales rep 517 00:21:14,631 --> 00:21:16,165 他们故意PS的 They've Photoshopped that. 518 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:19,238 奇怪了 报社都没别的好写了吗? Surprising they haven't got anything better to write about 519 00:21:19,273 --> 00:21:21,110 都过去四五天 after what? Four, five days now? 520 00:21:21,145 --> 00:21:23,100 只要蒙克顿报告没出来 Until Monckton reports, 521 00:21:23,101 --> 00:21:24,907 他们不会妄动 他们要一击必杀 they're going to stay on this. They want blood. 522 00:21:24,942 --> 00:21:26,239 喔 稍等 Oh, hang on. 523 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:28,077 早上好 马尔科姆 Good morning, Malcolm. 524 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,998 我要你 泰莉和小奥立刻过来 I want you, Terri and Olly over here right now. 525 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:34,112 不要休 绝不要把休带进首相府 Not Hugh, do not bring Hugh to Downing Street. 526 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,515 让他接电话 好 稍等 Put him on for me for a minute Yes, hang on. 527 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,554 是马尔科姆 他有事跟你说 It's Malcolm. He wants to speak to you 528 00:21:39,343 --> 00:21:40,261 什么事 Go on. 529 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:42,927 休 我看过蒙克顿报告了 Right Hugh, I've seen Monckton's report. 530 00:21:42,962 --> 00:21:43,949 情况不乐观 It's not good. 531 00:21:43,950 --> 00:21:44,512 好吧 OK 532 00:21:44,513 --> 00:21:46,223 他跟你炒的那个司机谈过 He's talked to that driver you got rid of. 533 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:48,813 老天 我一向讨厌他 Oh my God. I never liked him, 534 00:21:48,814 --> 00:21:49,895 我跟格伦说过的 I told Glenn I didn't liked him. 535 00:21:49,930 --> 00:21:52,593 那司机 他是只笑面虎 The driver. He was a smirky bastard. 536 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,771 他说听到过你和格伦商量 He told them he heard you and Glenn 537 00:21:54,806 --> 00:21:57,078 把公寓挂到市场上 talking about putting your flat on the market 538 00:21:57,113 --> 00:21:58,392 销而不售 but not accepting any offers. 539 00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:01,591 随口说说 我们只是随口说说 In passing, it was just mentioned in passing, just words. 540 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:04,552 我们又不是像密谋炸议会那样 It's not as though we were plotting like Guy Fawkes, 541 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:07,956 密谋假出售一套2间屋的公寓 concocting our evil master plan to not sell a 2-bed flat. 542 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,150 我不知道格伦真的实行了 I didn't know Glenn had gone ahead. 543 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:13,101 我只是累 马尔科姆 犯法吗? I'm just tired, Malcolm, is that a crime now? 544 00:22:13,102 --> 00:22:14,085 累的要死犯法吗? Feeling shattered? 545 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,692 头条标题不会写你累 That is not going to be the headline, 546 00:22:16,693 --> 00:22:18,945 头条标题会写 你撒谎了 the headline is going to be, you have lied. 547 00:22:18,980 --> 00:22:22,249 听着 我要你的人过来 除了你 Right, look, I want your guys over here, but not you, 548 00:22:22,284 --> 00:22:23,816 明白吗? 你别过来 understand? Not you. 549 00:22:23,851 --> 00:22:25,521 我也去会好些吗 Would it help if I was there? 550 00:22:25,522 --> 00:22:27,108 还是你们准备讨论我? Or will you all be talking about me? 551 00:22:27,143 --> 00:22:29,190 我们准备讨论你 We'll all be talking about you. 552 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,118 好的 我叫个出租车 Right, I'll ring for s cab. 553 00:22:33,153 --> 00:22:35,193 比安排公家车快 好吗? It's quicker than calling one of the cars up. OK? 554 00:22:35,228 --> 00:22:37,590 好 我们出发 Right, well let's get going. 555 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:40,279 好的 休 再见 Yeah Hugh, bye. 556 00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:42,117 好 再见 嗯 一会见 OK. Yep Yep. See you later. 557 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:44,628 好 可能吧 OK Probably, anyway. 558 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:51,809 休 对他们俩来说 Hugh. I mean, with the other two, 559 00:22:51,810 --> 00:22:53,811 这不过是普通的一天 对吧? it's just another day, isn't it? 560 00:22:53,846 --> 00:22:56,751 我想说 我站在你这边 I want you to know I'm on your side. 561 00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:58,995 知道吗? 我不会... You know? I wouldn't... 562 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:04,516 我们会东山再起 好啦 We'll ride again OK. 563 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:17,132 社会事务部 只会打飞机 Department of Social Affairs. Department of fucking, 564 00:23:17,133 --> 00:23:20,681 捅娄子 吹牛皮的恶心部门 shocking, shitty, charlatan shits. 565 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:22,528 正因此... 把脚放下去 That's what... Feet off the furniture, 566 00:23:22,563 --> 00:23:24,012 你这牛津傻逼 you Oxbridge twat. 567 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:26,430 这不是坐游艇 You're not in a punt now. 568 00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:35,112 对了 我记自己的密码最擅长 Yes! I am king of remembering my own password. 569 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,310 什么事? Yep? 570 00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:38,337 丹 你好 Hello, Dan 571 00:23:38,338 --> 00:23:40,461 休 小奥在吗? 我找他... Hi Hugh. Is Olly about? I need him... 572 00:23:40,496 --> 00:23:42,448 不在 他在塔克那 他们都去了 No, he's with Tucker. Well, they all are. 573 00:23:43,171 --> 00:23:44,288 出什么事了? Is something up? 574 00:23:44,323 --> 00:23:45,791 没什么 他们在讨论... No, they're just talking about... 575 00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:48,678 某研究所的指令 A directive came from one of the think-tanks 576 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,036 讲新闻秘书应该 about how the press secretaries should 577 00:23:51,037 --> 00:23:53,400 记录大臣与说客的会面 minute meetings with lobbyists and, erm... 578 00:23:53,499 --> 00:23:54,369 这样呀 Right 579 00:23:54,404 --> 00:23:58,750 好吧 他们在讨论我有多惨 So they're just talking about how fucked I am. 580 00:23:58,785 --> 00:24:00,079 哦 那份报告? Oh, the report? 581 00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:03,078 是呀 似乎蒙克顿坐在电脑前 Yeah. It's like Monkton sat in front of the word processor 582 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:06,749 让独立司法制度的义愤喷薄而出 and let the anger of the independent judiciary flow out. 583 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:09,413 这样搞臭你 气势汹汹 It's such a something and nothing issue 584 00:24:09,414 --> 00:24:10,632 其实毫无意义 to get crucified over. 585 00:24:10,667 --> 00:24:11,798 是吧 不过是间公寓 Isn't it? It's just a flat. 586 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,608 正是 就因为我不是个 Precisely, just becsuse I'm not some 587 00:24:13,609 --> 00:24:17,513 刷了层铝皮的傻逼机器人 像... brushed aluminium cyberprick like, er... 588 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:19,671 像... 像小奥 Like, er.. Like Olly. 589 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:22,393 是呀 但不管怎么说 Yeah. But, anyway, 590 00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:25,671 我错过了辞职的最佳时机 是的 I've missed my ideal resigning point Yes. 591 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:27,793 我多耽搁一天 With every day I delay, 592 00:24:27,794 --> 00:24:30,012 我重返政坛就要多等一年 it's another year before I can get back again. 593 00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:33,238 我若在上任的那天辞职 If I had resigned the day I was appointed, 594 00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:35,840 估计现在已经是首相了 I'd actuslly be prime minister by now. 595 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:39,972 口径是 我们不会为点小错 The line is we don't throw a good man out to the wolves 596 00:24:40,007 --> 00:24:41,225 就把个好人丢去喂狼 over one single little fuck-up. 597 00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,834 这么说 休会留下? 对 So Hugh's staying? Yeah. 598 00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,474 我们叫那群狼滚开 不全是 We tell the wolves to fuck off Not exactly. 599 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:48,286 他们需要一只替罪羊 They need a blood sacrifice 600 00:24:48,287 --> 00:24:51,012 的确 他们要人头上贡 Indeed they do, they want a head on a plate. 601 00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:54,352 你是说 我们要献给他们一个人头? We've got to give them head, is that what you're saying? 602 00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:59,629 你真聪明 对吧? 非常 非常聪明 You're clever aren't you? very, very clever. 603 00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:01,737 你的头几斤几两? How much does your head weigh? 604 00:25:01,738 --> 00:25:03,723 我估一下 八磅? I don't know. Eight pounds? 605 00:25:03,758 --> 00:25:05,072 或者更多 Maybe more. 606 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,753 别用我的头 我只有半个 It's not my head. I've only got half a head. 607 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,028 我只能算半个脑袋 I'm a half-head. 608 00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:12,751 你们之一要站出来 老天 One of you's got to decide Jesus Christ. 609 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,756 你们中谁要舍身取义? Which of you will do the decent thing? 610 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,107 我们讨论过了 We've been through this. 611 00:25:16,108 --> 00:25:18,112 显然我是关键人物 麦当劳叔叔 Apparently I'm Ronald fucking McDonald. 612 00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:20,344 等等 怎么没有你? Hang on, why are you not included in this? 613 00:25:20,345 --> 00:25:21,743 为什么光说我俩? Why is it one of us two? 614 00:25:21,778 --> 00:25:24,273 如果我辞职 你也得辞职 If I've got to resign, then you've got to resign. 615 00:25:24,308 --> 00:25:25,271 "如果我辞职..." " If I've got to resign..." 616 00:25:25,306 --> 00:25:27,273 政策方面 我对你负责 I answer to you on matters of policy. 617 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:30,513 那他也得走 因为我对他负责 In which case, he's got to go, because I answer to him. 618 00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:32,115 那我们不是都得走? So we've all got to go now, eh? 619 00:25:32,116 --> 00:25:33,677 我哪都不去 Well, I am going nowhere. 620 00:25:33,712 --> 00:25:35,636 我什么都没干 什么都没干 I didn't do anything, I did nothing. 621 00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:37,344 我清清白白 I am as clean as a whistle 622 00:25:37,345 --> 00:25:38,598 泰莉 别装清纯了 Terri, grow up. 623 00:25:38,633 --> 00:25:40,475 少跟我说胡话 Don't give me that pile of fucking bollocks. 624 00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:42,488 别以为你是公务员 Just becsuse you're s civil servsnt, 625 00:25:42,489 --> 00:25:44,192 你的屎就不臭了 don't think your shit doesn't smell. 626 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,197 你那些猫腻我清楚 什么? I know things about you What? 627 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,356 你知道什么? 对 我们有把柄 What do you know? Yeah, we know things. 628 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:51,039 闪一边去 你只知道搞基 什么? Oh, knob off. You know bugger all What? 629 00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:53,992 你就知道向那新上位的献殷勤 All you know is how to suck up to the new kid on the block. 630 00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,838 "喔 多潇洒的反手" 扯淡 "Oooh, what a lovely backhand." Fuck off. 631 00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:58,076 "喔 我的抽球好大力" "Oooh, my stroke is so hard." 632 00:25:58,077 --> 00:26:00,252 你心灵真扭曲 You're so fucking repressed! 633 00:26:00,287 --> 00:26:01,757 我只是打壁球 I was just playing squash 634 00:26:01,758 --> 00:26:03,246 格伦 你知道什么? Glenn, what do you know? 635 00:26:03,281 --> 00:26:05,459 你都知道些什么? 我都知道 What do you think you know? I know. 636 00:26:05,494 --> 00:26:07,474 是什么? 我要去见塔克 What is it? I'm going to go and see Tucker. 637 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:09,715 我准备辞职 你不必的 I'm going to resign You don't need to. 638 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:11,751 对 我知道 那就别去 休 Yeah, I know Then don't, Hugh. 639 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:14,519 不 我一直在想 辞职会相当不错 No, I've been thinking, it will be very, very good. 640 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:16,580 报告还有3天才发布 The report isn't out for three days and, er... 641 00:26:16,581 --> 00:26:19,641 它发布前 我可以有尊严地离去 I can leave before it with dignity. 642 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,597 我会被视为高尚的人 I'll be seen as an honourable man. 643 00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:23,029 两年后我就能一身轻松地 I'll be in government in 2 yesrs with a clean slate 644 00:26:23,030 --> 00:26:24,755 重返政府 and a fresh tie. 645 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:27,449 我还能远离这混蛋部门 And I'll be shot of this fucking department. 646 00:26:27,450 --> 00:26:29,233 拿个备忘录都要4天 It takes four days to get a memo through. 647 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:34,640 社会事务 到底指什么? 搞不清 What does Social Affairs actually mean? It's so vague. 648 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:36,556 "你好 我是休-艾伯特" "Hello, I'm Hugh Abbot," 649 00:26:36,557 --> 00:26:38,548 "我是...管杂七杂八的大臣" "the Minister for, I don't know, stuff." 650 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,074 看看这里的公务员 Look at these civil servants here. 651 00:26:41,075 --> 00:26:43,456 外交部就没这种怪胎 You wouldn't get these dweebs at the Foreign Office. 652 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:46,233 这破地方到处塞满了废物 This place is packed to the gills with dreck.... 653 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:49,271 请别见怪 No offence. 654 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:51,633 我接受 Well, I accept it. 655 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:54,773 我代表首相接受你的辞职 On behalf of the PM, I accept your resignation. 656 00:26:54,808 --> 00:26:56,295 你也想通了 这样最好 As you've worked out, it's probably for the best. 657 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:58,915 有事吗? 我要见塔克先生 Can I help? Just going to see Mr Tucker. 658 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,760 他正在会客 He has someone with him 659 00:27:00,761 --> 00:27:02,544 我只占用一会 事情很紧急 It won't take long, it's quite urgent. 660 00:27:02,579 --> 00:27:05,436 很抱歉 请您稍等 好吧 I'm sorry, you'll have to wait Right. 661 00:27:08,178 --> 00:27:09,836 您需要饼干吗? Can I get you a biscuit? 662 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,711 不用 谢谢 No, thank you. 663 00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:15,323 你不会后悔的 丹 You won't regret this, Dan. 664 00:27:15,358 --> 00:27:16,636 相信我 你不会的 Trust me, you won't. 665 00:27:16,671 --> 00:27:18,988 是吧 但愿如此 Yeah, let's hope not 666 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:22,589 你一定很失落 是呀 是呀 Hey, you must be gutted Yeah. Yeah. 667 00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:27,992 嗨 丹 Hi Dan. 668 00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,955 你要见马尔科姆? 对 Oh, you're seeing Malcolm, are you? Yep. 669 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,798 谢谢 谢谢你 苏珊 我没事 Thank you Thank you, Susan. That was fine. 670 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,790 马尔科姆 我下定决心了 Malcolm, I've made a decision. 671 00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:41,516 我说部门里备忘录的那些话 what I said about memos in the department, 672 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:44,233 我是说 那不是大问题 我们能解决 I mean, that's sortable, we can just sort it, 673 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:46,396 真的 只是个行政小问题 you know, it's just an admin thing... 674 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:49,159 别担心 我们明白 没人当真 Don't worry, we understand No one's... 675 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,398 城区建设的可爱备忘录 Lovely new memo on urban renewal 676 00:27:51,399 --> 00:27:52,044 哦 很好 Oh, good. 677 00:27:52,079 --> 00:27:55,191 你瞧 这份备忘录只花了一天... here's a memo and it's only taken me a day to get.. 678 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,754 就拿到了 看来问题已经改善了 to get to me, so things are looking up already. 679 00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,917 丹这次顶罪可占了大便宜 Dan really did himself some favours there, you know. 680 00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:03,474 想听听我们的领导怎么说的吗? Would you like to hear what our leader thinks? 681 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,478 这是首相对他辞呈的复函 This is the PM's reply to his resignation letter. 682 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,954 "你是一颗耀眼 有才华" "You are a dazzlingly bright, talented, 683 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,470 "有担当 有荣誉感的政坛新星" committed and honourable new force in British politics." 684 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:14,317 "失去你 我深感遗憾" " I am immensely sorry to lose you, 685 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:15,734 "但我能预见" "but I predict, you will " 686 00:28:15,735 --> 00:28:19,795 "不久你就会飞黄腾达" "one day find yourself in very high office indeed." 687 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,163 这真容易 Well that's just easy, though. 688 00:28:22,164 --> 00:28:24,744 辞职... 俗滥又省事 Resigning's just...that's cheap and lazy. 689 00:28:24,779 --> 00:28:27,060 是呀 反正丹-米勒是个混球 Yeah He's a little shit anyway, Dan Miller. 690 00:28:27,095 --> 00:28:28,312 我从没喜欢过他 I never liked him 691 00:28:28,313 --> 00:28:31,193 我从没喜欢过他 绝没有 I never liked him, I never ever liked him. 692 00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,271 很晚了 我们... It's really late, let's... 693 00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,880 到点了格伦 该回家了 来了 Come on, Glenn, time to go home Coming. 694 00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:37,399 我觉得丹还不错 I thought Dan was good. 695 00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:39,237 再见 晚安 See you Night. 696 00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:40,679 晚安 休 Good night, Hugh. 697 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,711 哦 老天 Oh, God. 698 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:51,478 其实 我今晚能在你沙发上睡吗? Actually, can I stay on your sofa tonight? 699 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,631 好的 谢谢 Yep Thanks. 700 00:28:56,920 --> 00:29:00,799 慢慢来 我会等你 Take your time, I'll wait for you, then 701 00:29:00,900 --> 00:29:02,900 破烂熊字幕组 -==http://www.ragbear.com==- 欢迎加入