什么是Sattabical? So what is a sattabical?
是sabbatical(带薪休假) Sabbatical.
就是一种工作假期 It's a sort of working holiday.
Mickey很早之前就认识这些人 Mickey knows these guys from way back.
告诉你 永远别相信澳洲人 他们都是骗子的后人 Never trust Australians. Tellin' ya, they're all descended from crooks.
Benny和Mary精通骗术 Benny and Mary are very talented grifters.
那他们还要Mikey干什么? What do they need Mickey for,then?
因为要把悉尼歌剧院卖掉 Because it takes someone special like Mickey
需要Mickey这样的能人 to pull off selling the Sydney Opera House.
我告诉你们 我也能办到 Yeah,well,I'm tellin' ya now,I could do it.
呃 目标还能就位了吗 Albert? So,erm,you still got that mark in place,Albert?
不 Mickey 觉得这笔买卖没得成 No,Mickey thinks it's a lost cause.
拜托 Mikey不在这儿 Excuse me,Mickey is not here.
接受这个事实吧！ All right? Accept it.
太晚了 目标十小时后就要回洛杉矶了 It's too late,the mark is leaving for LA in ten hours.
- 那就给他打电话 - Danny 我们在电影院呢 - Well,phone him. - Danny,we're in a cinema.
他又听不见铃声 快点打 He won't hear it ringing. Just dial it out. Come on.
我还是去大厅打 一会儿见 I'm going to the lobby. Goodbye.
来点爆米花 Get me some popcorn.
再来点喝的 And a drink.
带你到这来就是为了让你振作点 可你看都不看 We brought you here to cheer you up. You haven't even watched any of it.
我...我已经看过了 I-I've seen it.
伙计 你受什么刺激还是咋的? You got a puncture or something,mate?
我们走吧 Let's just get out of here.
- 我在看电影呢！ - 走吧！ - I'm trying to enjoy the film here. - Come on!
我也不想毁了你的心情 可是影片结尾 I don't want to ruin it for ya, but right at the very end,
五个人都在船上被炸死了 all five of them get blown up in a boat.
- Danny! - 对不起... - Danny! - Sorry...
咱们明天可以再找一个目标 Look,we could have found another mark tomorrow.
我不要其它的目标 我就要这个 I don't want another mark,I want this one.
- 为什么? 就因为Mikey说这个买卖没的成? - 不 - Why? Because Mickey said it was a lost cause? - No.
我觉得我们应该把议会大楼卖给他 And I think we should sell him the Houses of Parliament.
- 我们到现在还不知道他是谁 - 或者卖给他白金汉宫 - We don't even know who he is yet. - Or Buckingham Palace.
- Danny! - 你知道 我也能干大买卖 - Danny! - I can do big too,you know.
-我很特别 -是 我们知道 - I am special. - Yeah,I know you are.
怎么样? Well?
Albie 目标是什么人? OK,Albie,who's the mark?
Anthony Westley 他是德克萨斯人 Anthony Westley. He's a Texan.
靠着搞工业扣件之类的东西发了家 Made a fortune in something called industrial fastenings,whatever the hell that is.
8年前他卖掉了产业 得到了近3000万美元的收益 And he sold his business eight years ago, netting a profit of nearly 30 million dollars.
- 我已经喜欢上他了 - 我不这么认为 - I like him already. - I don't think you would.
他知道工厂被卖掉后 开发商就要关闭它 He sold to property developers knowing they were going to close down his factory
然后让他的人都下岗 and put his people out of work.
他的傲慢 做事的专注 让他总能得到自己想要的东西 He's brash and single-minded and usually gets what he wants.
他沉迷于电影业 尤其是电影纪念品 He's obsessed with the movie business, specifically movie memorabilia.
最近他买下了绿野仙踪里 Judy Garland的红宝石鞋 He recently bought Judy Garland's ruby slippers from The Wizard of Oz
从一个私人收藏者那 以2百万的价钱买下 from a private collector for two million bucks.
继续说 我们等着 Well,go on then. We'll wait here.
对 别说得太长 我快饿死了 Yeah,and don't be too long. Me stomach thinks me throat's been cut.
- 那么 他以为你是什么人吗？ -他认为我是个商人 - So,who does he think you are? - He thinks I'm a dealer
靠收取劳务费 专门为收藏家寻找收藏品 who specialises in finding items for collectors for a finder's fee.
可否有什么安排吗？ Right,have you set anything up?
- 我跟他说有人能帮忙买到电影纪念品 - 那个人就是你 I told him I had a contact for movie memorabilia - that's you.
你的名字是Paul Garrett Your name is Paul Garrett.
- 行了 准备好了吗? - 好了 - All right,ready? - All right.
你确定他不想要纳尔逊纪念碑吗? You sure he won't go for Nelson's Column?
听着 你不是在跟Mickey较劲 Look,you're not in competition with Mickey.
你得集中精神 按规矩办事 You've got to focus. By the book.
弄清楚目标想要什么 才是对咱们有用的 明白了吗 We assess what the mark needs and that's what we use. Understand?
- 明白 - 好了 - OK. - All right.
我可能会提到纪念碑的事 以防万一 I might mention it just in case.
你可好啊 Howdy!
这位是 呃 我之前提过的Paul Garrett This is the,er,gentleman I mentioned to you,Paul Garrett.
Westley先生 见到你很荣幸 A pleasure to meet you,Mr Westley.
彼此彼此 很抱歉这么晚打扰你 Likewise.I'm sorry it's so late,
我知道你明天要飞回去 but I knew you were flying back tomorrow
所以我就抓住机会拜访你一下 so I thought I'd take a chance and come by.
说实话 我巴不得赶快离开这见鬼的雨天 To tell you the truth,I'll be glad to get away from this damn rain.
呃 James说你是做好莱坞纪念品生意的 So,er,James here tells me that you deal in Hollywood memorabilia.
是的 没错 Yeah,that's right,yes.
啊哈 你们想喝点什么吗? Uh-huh. You guys like to have a drink?
不用了 谢谢 You're all right,thank you.
有没有什么我会感兴趣的东西? You got anything that might interest me?
嗯 嗯 嗯 Well,well,well,well,well.
目前 我们看中"大民国"(电影) 里面的那张蔷薇床 Right now,we're looking at the Rosebud sleigh from Citizen Kane.
我以为现在它在斯皮尔伯格手里 I thought Spielberg had that.
是的 不过有几个感兴趣的买主 他正在 呃... Yeah,yeah,but we've got a few interested parties and he's,um...
看出价如何 是吧? looking at the offers,ain't he?
他不可能卖 He'll never sell.
还有其它的吗? You got anything else?
星球大战里的原版R2D2机器人怎样? What about the original R2D2?
不会占很大空间 同时可以自选声音 Don't take up much space,comes with the optional bleep.
老套 Old hat.
ET里的自行车? The bike from ET?
车前面有个可爱的小筐 Lovely little basket on the front.
不行 Nah.
你知不知道很多电影 都是在特拉法加广场拍的 Did you know,there's a lot of movies been shot in Trafalgar Square,
就在纳尔逊纪念碑的下面... right underneath Nelson's Column...
我有个好些的主意 I've got a better idea.
要不你来告诉他 你现在正在搜罗什么东西 Maybe you could kind of give him an idea of the things that you're looking for.
这个... Well...
我正在筹建世界上 最大的好莱坞纪念品博物馆 I am building the biggest museum of Hollywood memorabilia anywhere in the world.
对我来说 这就是老牌的好莱坞 And for me,it's old Hollywood.
当明星真正是大件事的 好莱坞辉煌时代 Hollywood in its glory days,when being a star meant something.
当L.B Mayer经营MGM电影公司时 When L B Mayer was running MGM,
玛丽莲-梦露在七年之痒时 依旧给整代人无限诱惑 Marilyn Monroe gave a generation a hard-on in Seven Year Itch,
Jimmy Cagney的"站在世界之巅" Jimmy Cagney,"Top of the world,ma"
还有Fred Astaire(弗雷德·阿斯泰尔 歌舞之王) and Fred Astaire,
漫步云端 walking on air.
是啊 那些光辉的岁月 Ah man,those were the days,all right.
好吧 好吧 查理-卓别林的黑色礼帽怎么样? OK,OK. What about Charlie Chaplin's bowler hat?
我搞到了其中的三顶 外加两根拐杖 I got three of those and two canes.
- 玛丽-莲梦露的鞋子 - 哪一双? - Marilyn Monroe's shoes. - Which ones?
- 随便一双 - 我有一堆 - Any of them. - I have lots.
好了 谢谢你们的拜访 Well,thanks for coming by.
我非常感激 I really do appreciate it.
宝贝中的宝贝 大件货 The creme de la creme,the big one.
全好莱坞最好莱坞的东西 The most Hollywood Hollywood in the whole Hollywood thingyamy jigamy jig.
不做大买卖 我是不会提起它的 I didn't want to mention this until I knew we were talking big.
我要说的是 这个东西能让你的博物馆上地图 I mean,this is something that's gonna put your museum on the map.
重大无比 比好莱坞还要好莱坞 It's huge,bigger than that, more Hollywood than Hollywood.
好吧 OK.
- 准备好了吗? - 嗯 - You ready for this? - Yeah.
好莱坞标志! (洛杉矶著名地标 好莱坞Cahuenga山上那九个英文字母) The Hollywood sign!
- 你干了什么?! - 呃 当时就脱口而出了 - You did what?! - Well,it just sort of slipped out.
你没法把好莱坞标志偷下来 You can't steal the Hollywood sign.
- 为什么? - 你觉得人们看不出来吗? - Why? - Don't you think people are gonna notice?
字母有50英尺高 就立在那该死的山顶上 50-foot letters on top of a bloody great hill.
听着伙计们 别这么说啊 Look,gang. We shouldn't be talking like this.
怎么能还没开始就认输 我们可是骗子 Beaten before we start. We are grifters.
我们应该追求不可能实现的梦想 打赢无法取胜之仗 We should dream the impossible dream, win the unbeatable fight.
打败不可一世的敌人 大胆去闯那无人涉足之地 Defeat the undefeatable foe. Go boldly where no man has gone before.
我的意思是 随便一个经人指导的 呆子都能把悉尼歌剧院卖出去 I mean,any muppet can sell the Sydney Opera House,but this,
这可是好莱坞标志 this is the Hollywood sign.
是历史缔造的奇迹 This is history in the making.
- 这会让我们成为传奇 - 是 是 - This will make us legends. - Yeah,yeah,
但目标将要转移到洛杉矶 而我们人在伦敦 but the mark's gonna be in LA when we're in London.
就像我说的 他飞到那边去见我们的人 As I just said,he's flying out there to meet our people.
- 而我们在那边没啥人 - 所以 如果你有什么妙策的话 - Which we don't have. - So,if you've got a plan,
现在 是时候跟我们分享一下了 now would be a really good time to share it with us,yeah.
我觉得我们不会再在堪萨斯城了 I have a feeling we're not in Kansas any more.
我去找辆车 I'll find us a car.
- 请问是哪位? - Scott - Who is this? - Scott.
Scott 我是客服部的Harry Kaplan Scott,this is Harry Kaplan in customer services.
对 听着 我们把大事搞砸了 Yeah,listen,we screwed up big time.
对 正有人不停刁难我 Yeah,I got people up here punching holes in the walls.
嗯 对 Yeah,yeah,OK.
有一个为英国大使预定的车 对吧? There was a reservation taken for the British Embassy,all right?
你的电脑里有纪录吗? Is it on your computer?
哦 天哪! 好了 下面的话你自己知道就行了 Oh,Jesus! OK,this is for your ears only -
不要告诉你的同事 你的家人 not your co-workers,not your family,
也别告诉跟你上床的人 明白么? not the person you choose to sleep with,do you understand me?
对 对 我这有一个人正从大使保安处赶来 Yeah,yeah. I've got a guy on his way from Embassy security.
他是英国皇家卫队的头号人物 He's level one Royal Family protection.
现在你要满足他的一切需要 好吗 Scott... Now you give him whatever he wants,OK. Scott...
你等一下 Scott 我把整个系统的编码给你 OK,you wait there,Scott. I'm going to give you a reference number for the whole system,all right.
好了 Scott 听好了 OK,Scott,here we go.
C57007 It's C57007.
这回别再搞砸了 Do not screw this up.
您好 先生 Good day,sir.
早上好 能劳驾帮个忙吗? Good morning. I wonder if you can help me?
好了 我们去酒店登记入住 开始计划吧 Right,let's check into the hotel,start a plan.
你什么意思 开始计划? 我以为你已经计划好了 What do you mean,start a plan? I thought you already had one.
这是为了先让你们都过来 That was just to get you all here.
你知不知道四张头等舱机票有多贵? Do you have any idea how much four first-class tickets cost?
要积累财富 就需要投机 You've got to speculate to accumulate.
想得大胆些 大件事就会发生 Think big,big things happen.
有人想去贝弗利山吗? Beverly Hills anyone?
Albert约了Westley三点钟见面吧? OK,Albert's set up a meeting with Westley at 3 o'clock,right?
那么我们就有很多事要准备 So we've got a lot to do.
Ash 查查谁拥有好莱坞标志 看看我们怎么把这事办成 Ash,find out who owns the sign and how we can make this thing work.
Stacie 给我们找个好点儿的酒店 Stacie,I want you to find us a nice hotel.
Albert看看怎么能把这个人拿下 Albert,find out what makes this guy tick.
我们得寻找一个切入点 We need an edge.
- 先生 咖啡? - 干杯 大佬! - Coffee,sir? - Cheers,boss.
原始的标志写的是 Hollywoodland(好莱坞庄园) OK. Originally the sign read "Hollywoodland".
1932年作为房地产开发商的广告 被竖立起来 Erected in 1923 as an advert for a real estate development.
该地产公司于40年代破产 That development went bust in the '40s
标志支离破散 直到最后商会把它们重新找回来 and the sign was falling to pieces until it was taken up by the Chamber of Commerce,
但他们丢掉最后四个字母... 就成了hollywood who dropped the last four letters to leave just the word...Hollywood.
- 也就是现在立在山上的喽? - 不尽然 - So that's what's there now,huh? - No,not exactly.
标志被更换了两次 第一次是在50年代 然后是70年代 The sign was replaced twice, once in the '50s and again in the '70s.
- 那么 现在谁拥有这个标志? - 这是最复杂的部分 - So,who actually owns it then? - That's where it gets complicated.
标志所占用的地产属于市政府 The land that it's on is owned by the City,
商会则拥有许可权 the Chamber of Commerce owns the licensing rights
好莱坞标志委员会负责维护和修整 and the Hollywood Sign Commission maintains and repairs it.
坏消息是 标志周围的保安系统极度严密 The bad news is that the security around the sign is state of the art.
他们有基于英特网的闭路监视网络 且全天候监控 They've got an internet-based,closed circuit surveillance network and it's monitored 24/7.
看来Anthony Westley不单单 是我们以为的玩家 It seems our friend Anthony Westley is more of a player than we thought.
不仅卑劣 还很腐败 He's not only mean,he's also corrupt.
当年从商时 他贿赂了政府要员以赢得国防契约 When he was in business,he bribed key members of the US government to win defence contracts.
现在知道谁下流了吧? Who's a naughty boy then?
我从纽约邮报的老朋友那听说 Talked to an old friend at the New York Post.
似乎有一位参议员不买他的帐 Seems one of the senators wouldn't play ball.
于是他就雇了私家侦探 跟踪参议员 So he hired a private investigator,had him followed
最后发现他对年轻男人很感兴趣 and found out that he likes young men.
随后Westley便勒索该参议员 最后得到美国海军4000万元的国防合约 Westley then blackmailed the senator and won contracts with the US Navy for 40 million bucks.
- 他手段还挺下流 - 我也这么想 - So he plays dirty then? - Looks that way to me,yeah.
知道吗... Well,you know what...
我们也能来两招下流的 we can play dirty too.
你好 我是伦敦BBC的 我们正在制作一部纪录片 Yes,hello,I'm from the BBC in London and we're doing a documentary
是有关好莱坞标志委员会的 about the work of the Hollywood Sign Commission.
我想是否可以和标志维修负责人聊聊 I wonder if I could talk to the person responsible for the maintenance of the sign.
Hamilton先生... Mr Hamilton...
当然 我等着 Absolutely,I'll hold.
Hamilton先生! Mr Hamilton!
我叫Yvonne Morgan 在伦敦BBC工作 My name's Yvonne Morgan and I work for the BBC in London.
我们正在制作一部纪录片 来展现委员会所做的了不起的工作 We're producing a documentary about the marvellous work done by the commission
我想可不可以给我们一点时间 来为您做个专访 and I wondered if you could spare us a little of your time for an interview?
呃 事实上 我现在就在洛杉矶 Well,actually I'm in LA at the moment.
或者我们可以去吃个午饭 Maybe we could do lunch.
一点见 One o'clock then.
期待和您见面 I look forward to it.
你不觉得有点俗吗? A little tacky,don't you think?
给你 Albert 这些也许能派上用场 Here you go,Albert,that should do the job.
Ash Right,Ash.
脱衣服的时间到了 老友 Time to get your kit off,me old mate.
哦! 对不起 Ooh! Sorry.
不用 谢谢 No,it's fine.
好的 Right.
你还好吧? You all right?
还好 你呢? Yeah. You?
很好 很好 Yeah,yeah,yeah.
- 我还是... - 嗯 - Well,I'd better... - Yeah.
- 对不起 - 对不起! - Sorry. - Sorry!
早上好 先生 Good morning,sir.
哦 嘿 伙计们 旅途还顺利吧? Oh,hey,fellas. Have a good trip?
嗯 还好 Yes,we did.
呃 苏格兰酒 Oh,er,Scotch.
好的 来两杯 Er,yeah,make that two.
嗯 来三杯 Yeah,I'll tell you what. Make it three.
自从那天在伦敦和你们聊过之后 你们不知道我有多兴奋 I can't tell you how intrigued I was by what you said in London.
跟我多说说 Tell me more.
无意冒犯 Anthony I don't mean to be rude,Anthony,
但我认为你得明白 这件事相当机密 but I'm assuming you understand this has to be completely confidential.
当然了 Goes without saying.
我不确定你是不是知道 Well,I'm not sure if you're aware,
好莱坞标志被替换了不止一次 but the Hollywood sign has been replaced more than once.
我知道 Oh,yes,I am.
你很清楚吧 Right. You knew that.
我喜欢这个城市 有一点风吹草动我都会知道 I love this town. If someone breaks wind,I want to know it.
这就是为什么 我要先告诉你这个 Which is why we're bringing you this first.
好莱坞标志委员会考虑 今年再次替换标志 The Hollywood Sign Commission are considering replacing the sign again this year.
这就是为什么我这么感兴趣 我就是靠 You see,that's why I'm intrigued, because I make it my business
打听好莱坞方方面面的消息 来做生意的 to hear most everything that happens in Hollywood.
自从媒体泄密之后 委员会就十分敏感 Ever since the press leak,the commission has been a little jittery.
- 泄什么密? - 上周的事 已经登在好莱坞周刊上了 - What press leak? - Last week,in the Hollywood Journal.
- 服务生 - 是的 先生 - Oh,waiter. - Yes,sir.
能给我拿一份上周的好莱坞周刊吗? You got a copy of last week's Hollywood Journal?
在买卖敲定之前 他们不想让外界知道 They didn't want this getting out until the deal's been agreed.
这事肯定是你在伦敦的时候发生的 This must have happened while you were in London.
您的杂志 先生 There you go,sir.
他们知道这个标志 对投标者来说价值不菲 They know that sign's gonna be worth a small fortune to the right bidder.
现在他们把标志看作是 他们未来的保障 Now they see this as a way of safeguarding their future.
他们想在公布之前做一笔交易 They wanna have a deal in place before they make the announcement.
所以 呃... So,erm...
- 他们想要什么? - 他们想进行一次密封招标 - what are they asking for? - They're asking for sealed bids.
特别选出的12名竞标者 可以获得对原始标志进行秘密投标的机会 Twelve specially chosen dealers are being given the opportunity to bid in secret for the original sign.
赢家独得一切 Winner takes all.
你们是这12名竞标者之一吗? And,er,you're one of those 12 dealers?
这就是我们来这儿的原因 That's why we're here.
密封招标 我讨厌这样做生意 Sealed bids. I hate doing business that way.
除非...你看到其它人的 价格之后再投标 Unless... you don't put your bid in until you've seen everyone else's first.
你们有人能透露信息? You've got somebody that can give us that information?
内部有我们的人 I've got a man on the inside.
我们估计最高价是在 400-500万美元左右 We think the top bids will be around four to five million dollars.
我们会给我们的人一张空表 We give our man a blank sheet of paper.
他会去查投标的价格 然后以高于100美元左右出价 之后密封 He checks the bids,tops it by a hundred dollars or so,and seals it.
你们有什么好处? What's in it for you?
你投标价格的20% 作为劳务费 20% of your bid,as a finder's fee.
5百万美元的20%? 20% of five million dollars?
- 真是一大笔钱 - 是的 没错 - That's a hell of a lot of money. - Yes,it is.
我想我得和内应谈谈 I think I'd like to talk with the man on the inside.
对不起 不行 他的身份是绝对保密的 No.I'm sorry,but his identity is strictly confidential.
太遗憾了 那么就再见吧 Too bad. Maybe see you around.
如果见不到内应 一切免谈 If I don't see the man on the inside,there is no deal.
要想继续交易 你们就没有其他选择 There's no other way it's going to happen.
那我安排到明天 I'll arrange it for tomorrow.
我希望你们明白 这一切只是刚刚开始 I just want you all to know,this is just the start,all right.
这才是迈向辉煌的第一步 This is the first step on the road to greatness.
我个人认为 Mickey一直在压制我们 You see,I think Mickey,personally,was holding us back.
嘿 你咋这么浮呢! Oi,steady!
不 这不是对Mickey不敬 No,no,no. No disrespect to Mickey,
不知道 我只是觉得他缺少 呃 雄心壮志 but I don't know,I just think he lacked,um,ambition.
作为你们的新头儿... But as your new leader...
呃 等等 你什么时候成头儿了? Er,hold on! How did you get to be leader?
- 很明显 不是吗? - 不 - Well,obvious,innit? - No.
这件事征求我们同意了吗? Haven't we got a say in this?
新头儿 就算是临时的 也要选举产生 A new leader,even a temporary one,has to be elected.
是 可这是古老的骗子法则 我要打破陈规旧俗 Yeah,it's the old Grifters' Code, innit. I'm bang up for that.
好吧 选我当头儿的举手! OK,hands up who picks me?
- 我个人认为我们不需要新头儿 - 我同意 - Well,I don't personally think we need a new leader. - No. Nor me.
听着 Mikey要离队好几个月 不是吗? Look,Mickey's gonna be gone for months,ain't he?
- 谁来做重大决策? - 我们为什么不能一起做? - Who's gonna make the big decisions? - Why can't we do that together?
- 是啊 民主一点不好吗? - 不 我们不能这么做 - Yeah,what about a democracy,eh? - No,we can't.
为什么不行? Why not?
- 告诉他们Albie - 严格的来说 他是对的 - Tell 'em,Albie. - Strictly speaking,he's right.
为什么呢? 因为关键时刻 我们需要一个话事的人 Why? Because when it comes to the crunch,we need a single voice.
- 听见没有 一个话事人 - 现在的问题是 谁呢? - Yeah,single voice,see. - Now,the question is,who?
- 这儿呢! - Albie! - Hello? - Albie!
不不不 别把我扯进来 亲爱的 不过还是要谢谢你 No,no,no,no. Rule me out,my dear. Thank you very much though.
我当头儿的日子早就远去了 Those days are long gone,I'm pleased to say.
- Albie之后 我要选Ash 你的经验最丰富 - 嘿? - Well,after Albie,I would say Ash,you have the most experience. - Hello?
- Stacie很有头脑 - 当然了 - Stacie's got the brains. - This is true.
我错过什么了吗? Am I missing something here?
Danny是内应 不是吗? Danny is the inside man though,ain't he?
- 我们为什么不来个考验期? - 什么? - Why don't we have a trial period? - What?
看看这次计划进行如何 到最后再来投票 See how this job goes and at the end we'll have a vote.
不错 听起来挺公平 OK. Sounds fair.
- 投票算我一个吗? - 当然了 - Well,do I get a say in this? - Absolutely.
最后你也要像我们几个一样参与投票 You get to vote at the end just like the rest of us.
对了 免得你忘记 In the meantime,in case you've forgotten,
我们明天还有一次行骗任务 we have a con to work tomorrow.
你知道在巴黎 1/4磅肉排奶酪汉堡叫做什么吗? You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Paris?
什么? 难道他们不管它叫1/4磅肉排奶酪汉堡吗? What? They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
不 No.
叫皇家奶酪蛋糕 (实际上叫做Cheese Royal ==||||) Call it a Royale with cheese.
是尺寸公制的问题? Yeah,that's cos of the metric thing,innit?
1/4磅在那边没法用 是吧? (法国用公斤) The Quarter Pounder don't work there,does it?
不 因为他们是法国人 No,it's cos they're French.
Janet我要去吃午餐了 我要去和伦敦来BBC电台的人见面 I'm going to lunch,Janet. I have a meeting with the BBC from London.
他们想要采访我 They want to interview me.
- 我大约在2:30回来 - 好的 先生 - I'll be back around 2:30. - Yes,sir.
- 就是他 - 好嘞 行动 - That's him. - All right,let's go.
- 你好 - 你好 有什么能帮忙的吗? - Hello. - Hi,how can I help?
这是哪位啊? Janet 可爱的Janet 你好 亲爱的 Who's this vision? Janet,lovely Janet. Hello,darling.
- Paul Garrett BBC工作人员 我们来采访...Hamilton先生? - 对 - Paul Garrett,the BBC,here to interview...Mr Hamilton? - Yeah.
- 很抱歉 他刚去吃午饭了 - 啊 他一定和Yvonne在一起 - I'm sorry,he's just left for lunch. - Ah,he'll be with Yvonne.
- 趁他吃饭我们把设备准备好 行吗? - 对不起? - We can set up while he's doing that,can't we? - Excuse me?
对不起 亲爱的 我们是本次采访的工作人员 Sorry,love,we're the crew for the interview.
我们要把灯光 摄像机和音箱都安装好 Here to set up the lights,the camera,all that toot.
我们用会议室还是办公室呢? Did we decide on the boardroom or his office?
用办公室吧 I think the office.
- 他想让自己看起来兢兢业业的 - 是啊 不都是这样的吗? - He wanted to look industrious. - Yeah,don't they all?
对不起 这事儿他一点也没跟我提 I'm sorry,he never said anything to me about this.
- 这是你的老板的作风吧? 我们的头儿不告诉我们任何事 - 从来不 - That's bosses for you,innit? My guv'nor never tells me anything. - Never.
我在干一件工作的时候 他会打电话来问我 为什么我没去另外一个地方 I can be on a job,right,and he phones me up asking me why I'm not somewhere else.
我对他说"你没告诉我 我怎么会去呢" I said to him,"I can't be there if you don't tell me,can I?"
- 分身乏术 - 我当然抽不开身 - Can't be two places at once. - Of course I can't,no.
- 没办法 - 对 没办法 - No way. - No.
- 确实不能 - 我们也不需要他在这里 - No. - We don't actually need him here.
- 我们可以趁他和Yvonne吃饭把设备安好 - 当然 - We can set up while he's with Yvonne. - Of course.
- 你见过她了吗? - 没有 - Have you met her yet? - No.
哦 天哪 这女人杀伤力超强 Ooh,blimey! Right old battle axe.
- 她采访 呃... - 布雷尔 - Interviewed,er... - Blair.
也就是上周 把他弄哭了 Last week,had him in tears.
- 他把纸巾都用光了 - 太可怕了 - He had the Kleenex out. - Terrible.
Janet... Look,Janet...
你到底知不知道这次的采访? You did know about this interview?
嗯 知道 Well,yes.
Janet 看来要么是我老板 要么是你老板把事情搞砸了 Janet,it looks like either your boss or our boss screwed up.
不管怎样 这件事得由 我们这些低工资的苦力来解决 Either way,it's left to us poor wage slaves to sort this whole thing out
我们展示一下让他们意想不到的 决策能力和主动性 by showing the kind of decision-making and initiative that they can only dream of.
那么你带我们去他的办公室 我们会告诉他 今天你拯救了我们大家 So,you show us where his office is,we'll tell him you saved the day,
大约到下午茶时间我们就离开 你觉得咋样? and we should be out of here by tea time.
我相信一切都会妥当 I'm sure it will be fine.
电梯在那边 上三楼 The elevator's right there. Third floor.
好极了 好极了 Lovely,lovely.
十分钟内要是有制片人和导演来访... Ah,when the producer and director turn up in the next ten minutes or so...
如果他们要见Hamilton先生 别告诉他们他不在这儿 When they ask for Mr Hamilton, don't tell them he's not here.
不然他们就会去再吃三个小时午饭 我们不就看不见他们了? They'll go off for another three-hour lunch. We'll never see 'em again,will we?
对啊 看不见了 No,no,no.
- 再也看不见了 不是吗? - 没错 - Neverending,innit? - Never.
所以 你要把他们送上来 So,you just send them up.
我们会好好处理的 你看怎么样? We'll sort them out,keep it all sweet. What do you say?
对了 你的腿很漂亮 坐在这张桌子后面太浪费了 By the way,you got great legs and it is such a waste you keeping them behind this desk.
好了 再会 Janet All right,see ya,Janet.
Paul跟我们的内应在一起 Paul's with our man at the commission.
我们在他的办公室见面 He'll meet us there.
打扰一下 先生 Morgan小姐来过电话 Excuse me,sir,a Miss Morgan called.
转告您 她正在赶来的路上 但她可能会晚一点才到 She's asked me to tell you that she's on her way but she is running a few minutes late.
谢谢 Thank you.
你好 有什么可以帮忙的吗? Hi. Hi,how can I help?
我们来见Hamilton先生 他在等我们 We're here to see Mr Hamilton. He's expecting us.
哦 是的 三楼 左手第一间办公室 Oh,yes.Third floor,first office on your left.
谢谢 Thank you.
告诉Richard 你有兴趣 支持我们投标好莱坞标志 So,just telling Richard that you're interested in backing our bid for the sign.
我跟你们见面不能让别人看见 I cannot be seen having this conversation.
我可以为Anthony担保 Well,I can vouch for Anthony.
我也有可能被炒 And I could lose my job.
Hamilton先生 我不想浪费你太多时间 Mr Hamilton,I don't want to take up too much of your time.
我只想知道如果我选择竞标 I just need to know that if I choose to make a bid,
是不是一定能拿下 that it'll be successful.
竞价都是密封的 如果你出价最高 你就是赢家 The bids are sealed. If yours is the highest,you win.
这不是我要问的 That's not what I asked.
Richard 你还是给这位先生一个答复 Just answer the man's question,please,Richard.
在收集标价和提交给董事会之前 大约有一个小时的缓冲时间 I have a window of an hour between collecting the bids and them being presented to the board.
在这段时间内 它们就能被... 小做一下手脚 During which time,they can be... massaged a little.
现在我们有新的问题 Now we have a new problem.
因为新闻媒体已经听到一些风声 我们把时间提前了一天 Since the press started nosing around,we've moved the day forward.
董事会想在后天会面的时候 将此事敲定公布于众 The board want to present this to the city as a done deal when they meet,the day after tomorrow.
哦 哦 等一下 Whoa,whoa,whoa,hang on.
你说过我们有两周时间的 You said we had two weeks.
这不是我能控制的 现在是个政治事件 It's out of my hands. It's political now.
你的标价后天早上10点之前要投进来 Your bid needs to be in by 10am the day after tomorrow.
我们不能确定到时候能准备好 Well,I'm not sure we'll be ready in time.
如果你们无法准备好... Well,if you're not ready...
那么我也无能为力了 There's nothing I can do about it.
重新安排一下吧 他们不喜欢这个房间 Right,change of plan - they don't like the room,
他们想在外面拍摄 以好莱坞标志为背景 so they're gonna shoot it outside,with the sign in the background.
我怎么跟Hamilton先生说? What do I tell Mr Hamilton?
告诉他...我们会再联系的 Tell him...we'll be in touch.
哦 Hamilton先生 BBC的人来过这里 他们说计划有变 Oh,Mr Hamilton,the BBC were here. They said there's been a change of plan.
告诉他们不要再浪费我的时间了 Well,tell them instead of wasting my time,
如果他们想见我 就到这里来见 if they want to see me,they can come here instead.
我想知道你知不知道 这个Hamilton什么底细 I want to know what you've got on this Hamilton guy.
- 你是什么意思? - 我用行贿 勒索 陷害的手段 - What do you mean? - I have bribed and blackmailed and back-stabbed
最后赚到了3000万美元 我告诉你 my way into 30 million dollars and I can tell you,
如果没有挖掘到能逼迫一个男人 you don't do that without recognising the signs of
去做他不想做的事情的把柄 这一招也用不成 a man who is being forced into something he doesn't want to do.
如果我没错的话 Richard Hamilton先生不是很乐意见我们 And if I'm not mistaken,Mr Richard Hamilton was not too pleased at us being there.
- 呃 这是我们的事 - 不 - Yeah,well,that's my business. - No,it's not.
我要付550万美元 这就是我的事 Not if I'm putting up five and a half million dollars.
我希望所有事情都明明白白 I want everything on the table.
你说得算 Your call.
我突然明白他怎么 那么把你们当回事了 I can suddenly see how you got his undivided attention.
你们玩阴的 You guys play dirty.
合我胃口 I like that.
他已有妻子和4个孩子 He's got a wife and four kids.
相对于被委员会发现他滥用职权 他更害怕被妻子看到这些 He's more frightened of her seeing these than he is of the commission finding out he's fixing the bids.
这女孩是谁? Who is the girl?
是我 I am.
你好啊 Hello.
你一定是Anthony了 You must be Anthony.
这位是Rachel 她是我们的秘密武器 Now,this is Rachel and she's our ace in the hole.
很高兴认识你 Well,I am pleased to make your acquaintance.
但我不明白他们为什么 不让我早点见到你? But what I don't understand is why have they kept you hidden?
我猜他们是要看看 是否要派我出马对付你吧 Well,I think they were waiting to see if I needed to work on you.
糟糕 那你现在告诉我了! Hell,now you tell me!
好了 你们俩 先停停 All right,you two,knock it off.
大功告成后有的是时间 Plenty time to play when all of this is done.
我找了个工程师飞过来 近距离看看那标志 I'm having an engineer flown in to take a closer look at the sign.
- 为什么? - 我打算把它拆下来 航运到德克萨斯州 - Why? - Well,I am having the sign taken down and shipped to Texas.
得有个专人告诉我怎么去做吧 Now I'm gonna need somebody to show me how to do that.
好的 我找Hamilton说说 All right,I'll talk to Hamilton.
我们说定了? So we're done?
说定了 Yeah,we're done.
明早见了 伙计们 See you in the morning,fellas.
靠! Shit!
我们得获得许可 Well,we're gonna need to get permission.
怎么获得? And how?
真是太对不起了 I am so sorry.
看来是制作组的人搞错了 It seems there was a foul up with the production people.
我收到电话说会面换到了这里 并且午餐取消了 I got a call saying the meeting had been switched to here and that lunch had been cancelled.
- 这给我造成了不便 - 我知道 - It was inconvenient. - I know
所以我才坚持要亲自来见你 and that's why I insisted that I come here in person.
要不你会怎么看我们啊 What must you think of us?
采访取消了吧? So,the interview's been cancelled?
不 怎么会 但我跟他们说 Oh,er,no,heavens no. But I told them.
我跟他们说 被如此薄待之后 你怎么还能同意参与? I said there is no way that you would want to be involved after being treated so shoddily.
所以他们最后临时找了个 商会的人来代替你 So they've got someone from the chamber of commerce as a last-minute replacement.
商会! The chamber of commerce!
我知道 其次之选 但是我们总要在明天离开前有些收获 I know,very much second best,but we have to have something before we leave tomorrow.
但恕冒昧的假设一下 I mean,if I thought,just for one second,
可能你还有一丝兴趣 那我简直就是太走运了 that you'd still be interested,I would leap at the chance,
我肯定你还很生气 but I'm sure you must still be very angry with us.
同时也是很大的遗憾 因为... It's such a bloody shame,too,because...
这会是相当大型的纪录片 Well,it's going to be quite a big documentary.
会在全世界各地发行 It'll be run across most of the world.
甚至这里的某些电视公司也有兴趣 Even some of the networks over here have shown an interest.
误会常有 我理解 misunderstandings happen,I understand that.
你是说你仍有兴趣? Are you saying that you might still be interested?
我想是的 I think so.
毕竟 你为午餐的事道过歉了 After all,you apologised for the lunch thing.
太棒了! Oh,this is wonderful!
我得给他们打电话 他们肯定很兴奋! I must call my people,they'll be absolutely thrilled!
你认为哪个电视公司会感兴趣? So,do you know which of the networks are interested?
所有的 我认为 All of them,I think.
喂 Michael 你一定不敢相信 Hello,Michael. You're not going to believe this,
Richard终于同意接受采访了 but Richard has agreed to do the interview after all.
我知道 是不是很棒? I know,isn't it fantastic?
噢 我问问 Oh. Er,I'll just check.
他们想在那标志上给你摄影 They want to do it up by the sign,get a shot of you,
把你拍得好像 守护天使似的站在那里 standing under it like a guardian angel.
也许我可以靠在"H"上 I could maybe lean against the "H".
H代表Hamilton 太完美了! 没问题 Michael H for Hamilton,perfect! That's fine,Michael,
好吧 安排一下 go ahead,you make the arrangements.
好的 再见 OK.Toodle pip.
好 明早8.30安排你上妆 Right. 8.30 tomorrow morning for your make-up call.
还有一件事 我得派一队工作人员先过去 The only other thing is,I need to send a small crew up ahead of us,
做好准备 just to get things ready.
可以安排一下吗? Do you think you can arrange that?
离开时我让Janet给你通行证 I'll have Janet give you passes when you leave.
极好! Super!
交给Danny去做吧 Well,you've got to hand it to Danny,
他一直都全力以赴 he's pulled out all the stops.
从没怀疑 Well,I never doubted he would.
我们打算在此事了结后 重提领队一事 You know,we're gonna get the leader thing again at the end of all this?
要是他能搞掂这单买卖 那他配当领队 Listen,if he pulls this off,he deserves it.
但我们可以再逗逗他 不是吗? Yeah,but we can tease him for a bit longer first,can't we?
当然可以 Absolutely,yes.
你就不会弹点别的?伙计 All right. Do you know anything else,mate?
已经连续两晚净弹电影配乐 Only it's been music from the movies two nights in a row now.
我知道我们在好莱坞 不错 但好东西听多也会腻 该死的! I know we're in Hollywood,great,but you can have too much of a good thing. Bleedin' hell.
来吧 Come on,then.
- 什么? - 承认吧 - What? - Admit it.
承认我是个天才 Admit that I am a genius.
不 做得还算不错 Danny No,you've done good,Danny.
不 不 不 我要全套 No,no,no,I want the whole thing.
我要听到含有"天才"的句子 I want a sentence including the word "genius".
你是个天才 You're a genius.
我知道 Yeah,I know.
好不容易来到这一步 You've come a long way.
还有一个问题 Just one question.
要是我当了领队 If I was leader,
你说Stacie会不会上我? do you think that Stacie would shag me?
啥? What?
弹我最喜欢的 Play my favourite for me.
我认为他不会喜欢这样 I don't think he's gonna like that.
别理他 Oh,never mind him.
明天的事都准备好了? So,we all set for tomorrow?
别担心 宝贝 都在这儿 搞定 Don't worry,babe. All up here. Boxed off.
好 Good.
Ash是不是忘了点什么? Ash,haven't you forgotten something?
早上好 伙计们 Good morning,fellas.
你还好吗? Hey,how are you doing?
Rachel Rachel.
我只想靠近看看 希望你不介意 I just wanted to see it close up. I hope you don't mind.
不 就我所知 只会锦上添花 Hell,no,it can only improve the view,as far as I'm concerned.
它就在这啦 多美 好了走吧 Well,there she is,beautiful thing. Great,let's go.
再等等? Can we hold on a minute?
我还在等那个工程师 他有趟差事要跑 I'm waiting for that engineer I told you about. He had an errand to run.
Otto! 这位是Otto Otto! Everyone,this is Otto.
我想主意 他把它们付诸实践 I have the big ideas,he makes them happen.
哇哦 好家伙 Wow. This IS something.
确实是 Yes,it is.
明日此时 归你所有 This time tomorrow,it could be all yours.
Westley的好莱坞 Westley's Hollywood.
上面有着漂亮的光环 It has a nice ring to it.
你们听说过好莱坞标志 女孩的故事吗 Peg Entwistle? You all ever hear the story about the Hollywood Sign girl,Peg Entwistle?
她30年代来到这里 想名成利就 She came here in the '30s,trying to find fame and fortune.
住在Beachwood大道她叔叔的房子 就在那儿 Stayed on Beachwood Drive at her uncle's house,just down there.
她透过窗子看见标志闪闪发亮 提醒自己在这里的原因 She could see that Hollywood sign shining through her window,reminding her of why she was here.
她试了成百次镜 连一个回复都没有 She must've gone on a hundred auditions and never even got a phone call.
于是一晚 她来到这里 爬上那个"H" So,one evening,she came up here,climbed up on top of the H,
跳了下来 知道后来怎样了? and threw herself off. And you know what?
就在第二天 一封信寄到了她叔叔家 里面说她得到了一个角色 The very next day,a letter came to her uncle's house,saying that she had a role.
这个故事告诉大家 Just goes to show you,
半途而废者必输! quitters don't win.
看够了吧? You've seen enough?
差不多了 Maybe.
Richard? Richard?
是我 That's right.
你是BBC的人吗? Are you with the BBC?
我来把你变美 I've come to make you beautiful.
之前就不喜欢他 Didn't like him much before.
现在巴不得马上把他的钱骗到手 Can't wait to take his money now.
他在摆老大架子 但我会把他骗得个底儿掉 He's playing the big man,but I've got him stitched up like a kipper.
我们会酒店怎么样 喝两杯 庆祝一下如何? OK,what do you say we go back to the hotel, grab a few beers,have a bit of a celebrate?
我们到底庆祝些什么? And what would we be celebrating,exactly?
明早11点你的投标胜利 You having the winning bid at eleven o'clock tomorrow.
我明白为什么我要庆祝 Well,I can understand why I'd be celebrating,
但是这有你们什么事啊? but where do you fellas come in?
- 不跟你一起 - 完全正确 - Not with you. - That's exactly right.
- 什么? - 我要谢谢你 - What? - I want to thank you so much,
帮了我很大的忙 没你还真成不了事 though,for taking me this far. I couldn't have done it without you.
等等 你意思是我们玩完了? All right,hang on a minute. You saying the deal's off?
- 我想是的 - 那标志怎么办? - I guess I am. - What about the sign?
我会投标 但我不需要你来控制Hamilton 我自己来 I'll put my bid in. But I don't need you to control Hamilton. I can do that myself,
这样我能省大笔钱 and I can save myself a hell of a lot of money.
不 不 Hamilton由我掌控 No,no,I've got Hamilton.
Otto! Otto!
刚刚Otto跑的差事就是 去你们的酒店找照片和记忆卡 The errand that Otto was running was going to your hotel room and finding the photos and the memory card.
- 你这个混蛋 - 谢谢 非常感谢 - You cheating bastard. - Oh,thank you. Thank you very much.
我爬到今时今日的地位是有原因的 接受现实吧 You see,that's how I got to where I am. Let's face it,
人善被人欺啊 no-one ever accused me of being nice.
- 难以置信! - 花了大力气鱼儿才咬钩 - I don't believe that! - So much for having him tied up in knots.
别过于责备自己 古诗有云 天有不测之风云 Now don't blame yourself,Danny. Like the poet said,shit happens.
- 我绝不放弃 - 我们已无能为力 - Well,I'm not giving up. - There's nothing we can do.
有的 总有挽回的余地 Yes,there is. There's always something you can do.
放手吧 Danny Leave it,Danny.
- 他接下来会怎么做? - Danny? - What's he gonna do? - Danny?
- 靠! - 怎么啦? - Shit! - What are you doing?
他为什么拿走照片? Why take the pictures?
我不明白 I don't understand.
他把照片拿走这样他就能自己来 He takes the pictures so he can do his own deal.
所以? So?
他仍以为Ash是Richard Hamilton! He still thinks Ash is Richard Hamilton!
再等一会儿就好了 Now,just a few more minutes
我要把你变成Orlando Bloom (精灵王子-_-") and I'll have you looking like Orlando Bloom.
不好意思 亲爱的 Oh,excuse me,dear.
喂? Hello?
他们那边准备好了吗? Are they ready for me yet?
Ash 回标志委员会办公室 'Ash,get back to the Sign Commission.
Westley正赶去勒索你 Westley's on his way to blackmail you.'
他们走多久了? How long ago did they leave?
走了5分钟 好了 速去 'Five minutes,all right,move it.'
非常抱歉 他们来接你了 I'm so sorry,love. They're on their way down for you now.
我得把车停到别处别挡路 好吗? 真~帅 I'll just go and park the car out of the way,all right? ..Yes!
接呀 Come on.
喂Janet? 我是Yvonne Morgan Hello,Janet? This is Yvonne Morgan.
是的 他那边都很顺利 Yeah,he's doing terribly well.
他刚记起 有个叫Anthony Westley 的人要去他办公室开会 He's just remembered he asked a chap by the name of Anthony Westley into the office for a meeting.
你可以叫他等一等吗? Could you ask him to wait?
- 好的 我会的 - 谢谢 All right,I'll tell him. Thank you.
Anthony Westley 我要见Hamilton先生 Anthony Westley. I'd like to see Mr Hamilton.
他刚出去了 如果你不介意等... He's just stepped out. If you'd care to wait...
Hamilton先生 Mr Hamilton.
哦 是你 Oh,it's you.
抱歉 但我与你无话可说 I'm sorry but I've got nothing to say to you.
- Janet 我得再出去一趟 取消我所有的会面 - 但... - Janet,I'm going out again. Cancel all my appointments. - But...
要是有人问 你说没过我 懂吗? If anyon asks,you haven't seen me,OK?
我想你会对我要说的话有兴趣 I think you're going to want to hear what I have to say to you.
但 呃 但我... But,um... But I...
我认为你该听我说 I really think you should listen to me.
照片在我手上 I have the photographs.
太晚了 It's too late.
- 她全知道了 - 什么? - She knows. - Excuse me?
我的妻子! My wife!
她知道了! 你和你的朋友可以见鬼去了 She knows! So you and your friends can go screw yourself.
要是你愿意 登到"洛杉矶时报"去吧 Print them in the LA Times if you want.
- 他上钩了吗? - 是的 是的 - Did he go for it? - Yeah,yeah.
太棒了 好 Great,OK.
给他点时间消化一下 然后实行B计划 Let's give him a couple of hours to stew on it,then it's plan B.
你和Stace作准备 You and Stace get set up.
做得好啊 Danny You did well,Danny.
局势扭转不容易啊 Wasn't an easy turn around.
我们还不能安枕无忧 得干得干净利落 We ain't out of the woods yet. We need a clean finish.
我不想他以后追着我们不放 I don't want this guy coming looking for us.
喂? Hello?
给你个提议 如果你有兴趣 'I have a proposition for you,if you're interested.
我现在跟Hamilton在一起 现在在日落街景汽车旅馆 'I'm with Hamilton. We're at the Sunset Vista Motel.'
他去买酒了 He's gone to get some alcohol.
Paul知道你在这吗? Does Paul know you're here?
当然 Of course.
这是他的主意 This was his idea.
我也这么想 I thought so.
对你的所为 他不大高兴呢 He's not very happy with you.
值得一试嘛 有怪莫怪 Well...you can't blame a fella for trying.
他也理解 He understands that,too.
有什么提议? So,what's the deal?
Hamilton现在是一团糟 Hamilton's a mess.
他妻子把他扫地出门 His wife threw him out.
怎么会这样? Oh,now how did that happen,I wonder.
Paul说你挺聪明的 Paul said you were clever.
我们手上还有一张照片 We had one more photo.
寄给他妻子 We sent it to his wife.
Paul猜他会来找我 他确实这么做 Paul guessed he'd come running to me,and he did.
这就把话事权交给你了 Well,that puts you in the driver's seat.
我可以保证他明早准时上班 I can make sure he goes back into work tomorrow morning
像我们原先计划一样 处理投标 and deals with the bid,just like we planned.
只是这一次 我们要给他一个略有不同的动机 Only this time,we need to give him a slightly different motivation.
我说服他我们要开始新生活 I've convinced him that we can start a new life,
搬离这里 move away from here,
准备爱的小屋 set up home,
这一切都离不开现钱 and for that we'll need cash,
很多钱 lots of it.
如之前的计划 他能确保你中标 He'll make sure your bid for the sign wins just like before,
而你得用现金支付劳务费 you'll give us the finder's fee in cash.
50万 $500,000.
让我猜猜 Oh,let me guess.
一旦钱到手了 你就马上甩了他? When you get your hands on the money,you're gonna dump him?
能多快就多快 Just as soon as I can.
你真够坏的 Oh,you are nasty.
我就爱女人的坏 I love that in a woman.
Richard很高兴见到你 Richard,good to see you.
亲爱的 我跟Westley先生谈过了 Honey,I've talked to Mr Westley.
我们还得详细谈谈安排 It seems we might still be able to come to some arrangement.
我 呃... I,er...
明早我就要在进办公室前 看到现金 I want the money in cash tomorrow morning,before I go into the office.
等等 你让我在你进办公室处理投标 之前就把钱给你? Hold on. You want me to give you the money before you go to the office to check out the bids?
我怎么知道你不会携款私逃? How the hell do I know you won't just high-tail it out of town?
我想你得冒冒风险 I guess that's just a chance you'll have to take.
拿50万冒险? 门都没有 For half a million dollars? Not a chance in hell.
息随尊便 Take it or leave it.
那我不干了 I'll leave it.
好 OK.
你想怎么样? What is it you want?
我把钱带到办公室 I bring the money to the office.
你疯了不成? Are you crazy?
我会在停车场拿给你 I'll give it to you in the parking lot,
看着你进去 then I can watch you go in
确认你没走 and make sure you don't leave.
他不会让我或钱离开他的视线 He's not going to let me or the money out of his sight.
他要看着我从前门进去 He's gonna watch me go in the front.
可以肯定帮手Otto 会在后门等着 And you can be sure that Otto the sidekick will be waiting at the back.
所以我得在Westley看不到的 情况下把你和钱转移出去? So I gotta get you and the money out of the building without Westley seeing us?
要确保当Ash走了后 他别追着我们不放 Just make sure he doesn't come after us when he finds out Ash is gone.
别提标志都没到手了 Not to mention not getting the Hollywood sign.
没想到行得通的办法 I don't think there's any way through this.
- 一定有的 - 面对现实吧Danny! - Yes,there is. - Face it,Danny!
面对现实吧 这档子事从一开始 就不咋顺当 一团糟接一团糟 Things haven't gone smoothly. We've just lurched from one disaster to another.
过程不重要Stace 重要是结果 It ain't where you start,Stace,OK? It's where you finish.
照这样下去 结果就是坐牢 Yeah,in jail,at this rate!
谢谢你这么信任我 Thanks for the vote of confidence.
是我把大家带到这一步的 不是吗? I got you this far,ain't I?
我让那傻瓜明天带50万给我们 I've got a bloke bringing us half a million dollars tomorrow.
哇 Albert你怎么想? Whoa,Albert,what do you think?
好了 事情是不大顺利 It's been a rough ride,
但确实是Danny的想法 让我们走到这一步的 but it was Danny's imagination that brought us here in the first place
而且当事情变糟时仍能控制局面 and kept us in the game when things went wrong.
听着 归结就是两个选择 Look,it always boils down to the same two things.
放手一搏 要么就拍屁股走人 就这么简单 You roll the dice or you walk away,that's it.
怎样? Well?
Mickey在时情况完全不同 不是吗? Well,it was different when Mickey was here,wasn't it?
我们总知道事情会往好的方面发展 We always knew everything would come good.
谢谢你们对我的"信任" 停车! Thanks for the vote of confidence. Stop the car!
Danny! Danny!
Danny? Danny?
对不起 I'm sorry.
- 没事 - 不 不是的 - It's OK. - No,it's not.
- 是的 没... - 不 不是的 - Yeah,it's... - No,it's not.
我不该那么说的 I shouldn't have said that.
不 你说的对 No,you're right.
你说的对 Stacie 我只是个 "小老千"(相对与大老千)而已 You're right,Stacie. I am just a jumped-up short-con player.
事实是 You know,the truth is,
这已经超出了我的能力范围 I'm completely out of my league here.
我过去常常梦想着这一切 I used to dream about all this.
带着队 Leading my own crew,
发号施令 calling the shots,
设着局 making the plays.
我就不明白 Mickey 他使一切看起来... I don't know,Mickey,he just made it look...
不费吹灰之力 so effortless.
你也一样 And so do you.
是啊! Yeah,right(!)
也许你没Mickey做事那么平滑 Look,you're not as smooth as Mickey,
计划也没那么周详 and things aren't as well planned,
但是你仍是一个天才 but you're still a bloody genius.
你说"没那么迷人"... (smooth有迷人的意思) When you say "not as smooth"...
Danny! Danny!
我是认真的 I'm being serious.
那如果我那么棒 You know,if I'm so good,
那为什么 how is it
我对明天的该如何应付 that I haven't got a single clue
还没有一点头绪? about what we're going to do tomorrow?
你会有的 You will.
到紧要关头的时候 你会有主意的 When it matters.
你到后门守着 确保他不会溜走 You go around the back and make sure he's not coming out.
这是我的投标书 Here's my bid.
- 钱呢? - 在这 - Have you got the money? - Here.
发生什么事了? What the hell is going on?
我不知道 I don't know.
- 他们一定是发现了他串通投标 - 什么?! - They must've caught him tampering with the bids. - What?!
他们抓了他! They've caught him!
他付我钱了! 取他的指纹 钱上有他的指纹! He paid me! Take his fingerprints, it'll be on the money!
他们拿走了我的钱? They've got my money?
别... Don't...
- 他让我这么做的 是他! - 我不干了! - He made me,it's him! - I'm getting out of here!
Anthony Westley! Anthony Westley!
他就在那! There he is!
我从没见过他 I've never seen that man before in my life.
别理他 先生 Don't mind him,sir.
进车 到局里你再说是怎么回事 Get in the car. You can tell us about it down at the station.
我还以为你会在里面 呆上一整天 I thought you were gonna be in there all day.
我的医生一告诉他们搞错了我的药 Well,as soon as my doctor here told 'em about the mix up with my medication,
他们巴不得马上放了我 they couldn't wait to get rid of me.
天佑美国! God bless America.
你真的做到了 Well,you actually bloody did it.
嗨 我就是来等一个人 Hi,I'm just waiting for someone.
上次你是不是来过了 和制片组一起的? Weren't you here the other day,with the film crew?
那一定是我弟弟... 英国的弟弟 Must have been my brother... from England.
我看起来怎么样? How do I look?
花枝乱颤 (热情如火里形容梦露的经典台词) Just like Jell-o on springs.
敬你们 伙计们! Cheers,boys!
先生 你使我女儿很不舒服 看 please,sir. You're upsetting my daughter,look.
长成这样 应该不舒服啊! With a face like that,she deserves to be upset!
长得像个给油煎的混蛋 Looks like a pan of fried assholes.
- 请不要这样 先生! - 叫警察! 这人真下流! - Please,sir! - Call the police! This man is disgusting!
老天 你长得很可爱啊 Oh,my god,but you're lovely.
天啊 我的一生挚爱出现了 Oh,God,the love of my life has just walked into the room.
就是他 That's the guy.
- 不是我的错 她让我这么做的 - 我没有! - It's not my fault. She made me do it. - I didn't!
- 她付钱让我这么做的! - 好了先生冷静一下 - She paid me! - All right,sir,calm down.
不 不 是他 No,no,it was him.
Anthony Westley他让我这么做的 Anthony Westley. He made me do it.
我把一切都告诉你 I'll tell you everything.
我从没见过他 I never saw him before in my life.
他不是女的 是个男的! And that's not a woman,that's a man,yeah!
- 他让我这么做的 他让我这么做的! - 够了 - He made me do it. He made me do it! - That's enough.
- 够了 转过身 - 他们都是老千! - That's enough. Turn around. - They're all con men!
- 我说 转过身去 - 他们让我这么做的! - I said,turn around. - They all made me do it!
他们付钱让我偷那个标志! They paid me to steal the sign!
Bob拿着箱子 Bob,grab the case.
别乱动! Settle down!
把你的脏手拿开! Get your goddamn hands off me!
- 他们一定是发现了他串通投标 - 什么?! - They've caught him tampering with the bids. - What?!
他们抓了他! They caught him!
- 他们拿了我的钱! - 我不干了! - They've got my money! - I'm getting out of here!
Anthony Westley! 他就在那! Anthony Westley! There he is!
我从没见过他 I've never seen that man before in my life.
你眼前的这个男人笑对生死 You know,you are talking to a man who has laughed in the face of death,
泰山崩于前而色不变 sneered at doom and chuckled at catastrophe.
什么? What?
绿野仙踪啊 The Wizard Of Oz.
这样的话... Ah,well,in that case...
金屋银屋不如自家狗窝啊 there is no place like home.
一切交给你啦 Danny I have to hand it to you,Danny,
那招真是天才 伙计 that was bloody genius,mate.
是啊 是啊 不是吗? Yes,it was,wasn't it?
我给他的旅馆打电话 他们说他去机场了 I called his hotel,they said he got a car to the airport.
你们真该看看 警察把Ash带出来时他的脸 You should have seen his face when the police pulled Ash out.
这事也没可能发生在啥好人身上啊(=_=") Couldn't happen to a nicer bloke.
还有点事得解决 There is one other little thing we've got to sort out.
什么事? What's that,then?
我记得我们说过这件事 成了之后解决领队的问题 I seem to remember we did say that we'd sort out the leadership after we'd done the deal.
既然Stace现在坐在 白花花的50万旁边 And as Stace is now sitting next to half a million big ones,
我想现在是好时机了吧 I thought now might be a good time.
又来了 Ah,here we go.
来吧 公正点 No,come on,fair's fair.
我到底有没有出好点子? Did I or did I not deliver the goods?
是的 你做到了 Yes,you did,yes.
所有想让我当选的人 OK. All those in favour of me being elected leader,
请举手投票吧 please put your hands up.
玩玩而已 Only joking.
意见一致 全票通过 Well,I make that unanimous,then.
好样的 Danny!为你独尊! Come on,Danny! You're the one!
坐好 看在老天份上 Sit down,for God's sake.
做得好 做得好 Well done. Well done.
下个星期.... Next week....
Albert找到一个目标 Albert's found a mark.
好 我们准备一家店 Moodie马棚 OK,we set up a big store,Moodie Stables.
我们得有人下套 还有其他事的话 到Eddie酒吧找我 We'll have a ringer. Need anything else,I'll be at Eddie's.
我们人手不足 整个早上都得面试 We're a man short. I'm holding interviews all morning.
谁知道呢? Who knows?
目前为止几个了? How many is that now?
11个深色头发的 9个金发的 1个红头发的 11 brunettes,nine blondes,one redhead.
- Danny Blue? - 没听说过这个人 - Danny Blue? - Never heard of him.
- 我叫Billy Billy Bond - 什么? - I'm Billy. Billy Bond. - What?
我是伦敦最好的"小老千" I'm the best short-con player in London.
听说你们招募新血 Heard you're looking for new blood.
我要给你露两手 I'll show you what I can do.
Billy小子要加入了 Billy the Kid is in the house.
不错 兄弟 不错 Sweet,brother,sweet.
- 是嘛? - 对 对 - Is that it? - Yeah,yeah.