你不要再为我操心拉 你自己的烦心事还多着呢 You've got to stop fretting about me,you got more to worry about.
但我知道你不喜欢这 But you hate it here,I know you do.
- 你能不能不要再担心了? - 你是我爸爸 - Will you stop worrying? - You're me dad.
我不担心谁担心? Who else is going to?
就让他们把房子卖了吧 我不想再找麻烦 Just let them sell the house,son,I don't want any fuss.
不 那是你的房子 那是你一生的心血 No,that's yours.You workedall your life for that place.
各位 下午好 一切都好吗? 很好 Good afternoon,everyone...Everything all right?Good.
有人告诉我 Now,it's been reported tome
你们中有人在没人 监督的情况下去花园 that some of you are going outinto the garden unsupervised.
如果你们继续这样做 If you continue to do so,
你们就要去办公室 签署一份弃权书 then you will have to visit theoffice and sign a disclaimer.
等我们从湖里捞出你们的尸体 你们可不担心这里被起诉 You may not careif the home is sued when we have todrag you out of the lake...
但我担心! but I do!
打扰一下 怎么可以对别人这么说话 Um,excuse me,I don't thinkthat's any way to talk to people.
对不起 你是? Sorry...you're who?
我来看我父亲 I'm here to visit me father.
随她去吧 儿子 Leave it,son.
哦 探访时间已经过了 Helen会带你出去的 Ooh,well,er,visiting hours are over.Helen will show you out.
猎物找的怎么样了? Any danger of finding a mark yet or what?
Albert已经在俱乐部里开始找了 Albert's out working the clubs.
我可以去帮Albert 给目标下套 Here.I could help Albertrope in the marks.
套下得越好 骗局就越好 Only,I read that the betterthe roper,the better the con.
大家都知道Albert最擅长这个 And everyone knowsAlbert's the best there is.
伙计 听着 最关键的是内应 Listen,mate,the real key is the inside man,all right?
他是中心 知道吗? He's the brains,OK?
他把所有部分组织在一起 覆盖每个角度 He's the one who puts the whole show together covers the angles...
对 Danny就是我们的内应 Billy Yeah,Danny's our inside man,Billy.
我不是说下套的人不重要 是很重要 I mean,not that roping ain't important,it is,
相信我 Albert就是个传奇 and believe me Albert is a legend,OK?
但就算你已经套上猎物 But if you've roped somebody in,
没有内应你又能做什么? what you gonna do without an inside man?
都要咖啡吗? 你要茶吗? Coffees all round?Do you want tea?
谢谢 Eddie 要 Er,thanks,Eddie,yeah.
但没有猎物的内应又能做啥? But what's an inside man gonna do without a mark?
谢谢 Ash 这正是我要说的 Thanks,Ash,I was just about to get to that.
就像鸡和蛋的故事 鸡很重要 So it's a chicken and egg thing,the chicken's important,
但如果没有蛋 也不会有鸡 对不对? but without an egg there won't be a chicken,would there?
相反同理 鸡会下蛋 Vice versa.The chicken,on its own,may provide the egg,
而蛋正是你想要的 but it's the egg that you actually want.
告诉我我错了 Ash Tell me I'm wrong,Ash.
恐怕做不到 Danny I'm not sure I can,Danny.
你要炒蛋吗? D'you want scrambled eggs?
这也是你要学的 小伙子 This is all part of your education,son.
- 希望你记住了 - 是 我知道 - I hope you're taking it in. - Yeah,I think so.
很好 对了 跑个腿 Good,right,off you pop.
帮我取西装 Pick my suit up.
Danny 你应该训练他 Danny,you're meant to be training him up,
而不是让他帮你跑腿 not sending him on YOUR errands.
我在训练他 I am training him up.
刚才说的鸡和蛋的事情不就是吗? What about all that chicken and egg stuff?
- 牛角包 奶油单卷 你们要吗? - 对 说实话 Stace - Er,croissant? - Yeah,be fair,Stace.
他确实需要鸡和蛋之类的东西 I mean,he does need the chicken and egg stuff.
等他准备好了 直接让他上战场 When the kid's ready,give him a shot at the title.
我也可以出去买些菠萝 I could always nip outand get a pineapple.
为什么今天Eddie对我们这么好? Er,why is Eddie being so nice to us?
可能我们该付以前赊的账啦 Must be time to pay the tab.
哦 别担心那个 还有 Oh,don't worry about that and,er...
这些我请 these are on the house.
这样可就真的吓着我了 Now,he's really freaking me out.
我领悟到我这么个俗人 是没法用金钱换来朋友的 来点早餐吧 It comes to something when a blokecan't buy his very bestmates,breakfast.
喔 等等 等等 Whoa,hang on a minute,hang on a minute.
有两种可能性 Two possibilities here -
一种 这不是真正的Eddie 他的身体被外星人侵入 either it's not really Eddie and it's just his body possessed by aliens.
或者 Or...
他有所求 He wants something.
那么 你到底咋啦? So,which is it?
能借我5万英镑吗? Can you lend me 50 grand?
我妈妈去世的时候 我爸爸 When me mum died, the old man...
他崩溃了 一直在家里喃喃自语 he justsort of went to pieces, he was rattling about in that house.
自己根本不能振作 He couldn't cope on his own.
所以他就去了养老院? So he went into this nursing home?
他去的时候 那里的人都很好 他有自己的房间 They were really nice when hegot there,his own room,
有人跟他聊天 people he could talk to.
他真的从阴影中走出来了 I mean,he really came outof himself.
后来发生什么了? So what changed?
养老院被人接管了 It got taken over.
新老板娘上马 This new bird came in...
4个月里花费翻了3倍 The fees nearly trebled infour months.
那就把他接出来 So move him out.
这就是问题所在 Well,that's the trouble.
我爸爸也想回家 但他回不了 Me dadwants to go home,but he can't.
我想接他出来的时候 When I tried to get him out,
合同上的指印规定他得在那呆5年 the small print on the contract tieshim in for five years.
就因为合同 如果他在这期间去世 And get this - even if he dies in the meantime,
5年之内他们还是可以随意 处置他的财产 his estate is still liable for thewhole five years.
他们怎么能这么做 They can't do that.
合同里 我爸爸的房子做担保 In the contract,me dad'shouse was put up as security.
我已经欠了5000英镑的 养老院新标价的费用 I'm already five grand behind withthe new fees,
我还需要4万英镑去买断合同 I need another 40-oddto buy out the rest of the contract.
如果我凑不够钱把合同买断 And if I can't find the money topay them off,
我爸爸会失去他的房子 失去所有东西 me dad loses his house,everything.
你像是被骗了 Sounds like you've been conned.
就是这种人给好骗子 冠上坏名声 It's people like that give honest grifters a bad name.
我提议我们把他们推下台 I vote we take them down on principle.
我同意 Yeah,me too.
以前赊的老帐就一笔勾销 I'll rip up your tab.
我试过所有方法了 真的 I've tried everything,old boy,really I have.
我不是开玩笑 Neville I'm not being funny,Neville,
这年头要怎样才能 获得爵士地位? what's a chap got to do to get a knighthood these days?
我是说 一年前改革征兵制之前 I mean,you could buy one until last year,
还能花钱买个爵位 when all this Levy carry on started up.
我要是再在慈善上花一个子 我自己就快成扶贫对象啦 And if I throw any more at damned charities,I'll soon be one myself.
Freddie叔叔就是靠塞给 某个秘书官5万块钱就能到个爵位 Uncle Freddie got one just by bunging some under-secretary 50K.
- 加油 拜拜 Nev - 加油 - Cheerie-bye,Nev. - Cheerio.
帮我跟Felicity带好 Hugs to Felicity.
- 我可以坐下吗? - 当然 - Er,may I? - Of course.
谢谢 Thank you.
- 我是James Alderman - 我是Jonathan Mortimer-Howe - James Alderman. - Jonathan Mortimer-Howe.
我不记得在这见到过你 Jonathan I don't recall seeingyou here before,Jonathan.
新会员 慢慢扩大社交圈 New member.Thought it time I increased my circle.
好事啊 Ah,not a bad thing.
- 你做什么的? - 银行 你呢? - Er,what do you do? - Banking.You?
我是公务员 I'm a civil servant.
但你是美国人 But you're American.
我在白宫的附属部门 I'm on attachmentfrom the White House.
在这给名人荣誉委员会工作 Here to work on theHonours List Committee.
伙计 我请你一杯白兰地吧 I say,old boy,erm,let me buy you a brandy.
谢谢 Thank you.
Morecombe别墅养老院 家族管理了12年 Morecombe Hall Nursing Home,family run for 12 years,
6个月以前被这个女人买下 bought out six months ago by this woman.
Veronica Powell Veronica Powell.
她还有什么油水? Any other interests?
我查了她帐户下的公司 房子 Yeah,I've checked with Companies House and been through her accounts.
发现这个养老院是个新投资 From what I can make out,this nursing home is a new venture.
她大部分钱都是通过房地产赚来的 She made most of her money in property.
事实上 她旗下仍拥有 房地产公司和拍卖公司 In fact,she's still got a property company and an auction house.
那她为什么突然买下养老院? So why has she suddenly bought a nursing home?
要我说 这是个超出我们预想的骗局 Well,if you ask me,it's a bigger con than we thought.
为什么? How?
她把这里买下后 大幅度增加养老院的费用 She buys this place,then she whacks up the fees,
老人们只能卖掉自己的房子来支付 so the elderly residents have to sell their property to pay for it.
然后她再通过自己的 房地产公司把房子卖掉? Which she then sells through her own property company.
不不不不 比那还糟糕 No,no,no,no,no,no.No,it's worse than that.
她说服他们通过 她的拍卖公司卖 She convinces them to sell through her own auction house.
但不会请任何 真正要买的出价人 She forgets to invite any serious bidders,
最后自己花一点钱 把房子买下 再卖掉 buys the lot herself for next to nothing,and sells them on later.
真聪明 She's not silly,is she?
等她收养老院费用时 And the money she pays for the houses,she gets back anyway,
买房子的钱很容易就赚回来了 when she collects the fees for the nursing home.
基本上她就是在 盗取老人们的房子 So basically she's just nicking old people's houses?
对 你得承认这么做很聪明 Yeah,you got to admit it's clever.
可怜的Eddie Poor,poor Eddie.
她聪明到想出这么个点子 Yeah,and if she's smart enough to put this together,
肯定不好对付 she's not gonna be easy to take.
好消息 我找到猎物啦 Good news - we have a mark.
哦 Albie 抱歉 Oh,Albie,sorry.
- 突然出现状况 - 哦 为什么? - We've kind of been sidelined. - Oh,why?
对 Eddie有麻烦了 Yeah,Eddie's in trouble.
对 让Albie加入 Right,I'll fill Albie in.
我们该怎么做? And what should I do?
你跟着我 随时做记录 You,you stick with me,take notes.
对 Stace 想办法接近这个女人 Right,Stace,get close to this Veronica bird,all right?
弄清楚什么能引起她的兴趣 她肯定对某样东西热衷 Find out what makes her tick.She's got to care about something.
好 我们让这个老女人看看 OK,kids,let's show old laughing chops just
惹上我们最喜欢的 酒吧店主会有啥下场 what happens when you mess with a grifter's favourite barman.
看在上帝的份上 这温度不对 For God's sake,man,it's the wrong temperature.
你会觉得这个温度正合适 女士 I think you'll find it's correct,madam.
如果你不想听我的意见 干吗还要我试酒? If you don't want my opinion,what'sthe point of me bloody tasting it?
一瓶上等皮诺塔吉 应该在63度时品尝 A good Pinotage should beserved at around 63 degrees.
你这是从冰柜里拿出来的 You've taken this from the fridge.
我去查一下 女士 I will go and check,madam.
向谁查? 你不过是个斟酒服务员 Check with who?You're the bloody sommelier.
再给我开一瓶 Just bring me another bottle.
好好做你的工作 白痴 Do your job properly,moron.
真高兴你说出来 Good for you for speaking up.
我一直想知道 呈上桌的食物温度不对 I'd,er,I'd jolly well like to see how people would react
人们会有什么反应 if their food came out at the wrong temperature.
这正是我想的 Oh,my point exactly.
问题就在于 他们是该死的外国人 The problem is,they're all bloodyforeigners.
完全正确 Well,absolutely.
这些餐馆觉得 只要他们都说带法国口音的英语 These restaurants think that ifyou've got a French accent,
就自然而然有权利品赏红酒 it automaticallyqualifies you to talk about wine.
听听 我完全同意 Hear,hear!I completely agree.
- 我是Jane Porter - Jane 我是Veronica Powell - Jane Porter. - Jane.Veronica Powell.
Jonathan 是我 James Alderman Jonathan.James Alderman.
你好 James Hello,James.
我要离城几天 Yes,I'm goingto be out of town for a few days.
我想也许我们走之前能见个面 I thought perhaps wecould meet up before I go.
我有些好消息给你 I may have some interesting newsfor you.
- 哦 今天可以见面吗? - 当然 - Oh,can you meet today? - Of course.
- 一个小时后怎么样? - 在哪里? - Say,an hour? - Where will you be?
- 帝国舞厅? - 好的 - The Old Emperor's Ballroom. - Right.
- 一会见 - 很好 - See you there. - Cheers.
说实话 Jane 每天就像跟淘气的孩子们打交道 Honestly,Jane,it's likedealing with bloody children.
有时候我觉得那所养老院 更像是托儿所 I sometimes think it's more likea creche than a nursing home.
给这些人洗漱都是一个样子 Same lavatory etiquette.
哦 拜托 我最受不了老人 Oh,no,please,I just don't do old people.
我发现不管你为他们做什么 What I've learnt is it doesn'tmatter what you do for them,
他们还是不停的抱怨 抱怨 they moan,moan,moan,moan,moan.
你干脆让你抱怨个痛快 So you may as well do bugger all.
你知道 要不是能赚到这么多钱 You know,if I wasn't making so much bloodymoney,
我会投票支持安乐死 I'd be all for euthanasia.
60岁的时候 At 60.
解决养老金危机 还能让这个世界不再闻着一股尿味 Solve the pension crisis,stop the world smelling ofurine in one fell swoop.
说起这个 Talking of which...
我不介意做这些琐碎的杂活儿 Now,I don't minddoing the little jobs.
我只是想学东西 你知道吗? I just want to learn,you know?
我希望你能把所有 你会的都教给我 Iwant you to giveme everything you got.
当然 当然 Sure,sure.
显然我不能把所有东西 都教给你 I can't give you everything I've got,obviously.
我是说 你那脑袋也没那么多地方 I mean,there wouldn't be enough room.
- 但我可以教给你一部分 - 好吧 - But I can give you some. - All right.
好 第一条 不能骗老实人 OK,first rule of the con,you can't cheat an honest man.
好 All right.
满足他们的贪念 让他们以为你有出无入 You feed the greed,you offer something for nothing,
然后你就可以有入无出 you give them nothing for something.
哦 真不敢相信我现在 和Danny Blue坐在一起! Oh,I can't believe I'msitting here with Danny Blue!
不 我们有时候也 不敢相信这一点 No,we can hardly believe it ourselves sometimes!
她是我所见过的最卑鄙 粗鲁 欺诈 可耻 Of all the vile,rude,dishonest,low-down,deceitful,
狡猾 讨厌 罪恶的女人 这个女人全都占了 scheming, horrible,evil bitches I ever met,that woman beats them all.
你跟她聊天了? You talked to her?
有一个机会出现 要尽快下手 An opportunity came up.I thought it'd be quicker to do it then.
好 那你觉得怎么样? 我们有把握吗? OK,so what d'you think,are we on or not?
哦 当然 胜券在握 Oh,yeah,definitely we're on.
- 怎么说? - 红酒 - How? - Wine.
据我了解 她是个真正的红酒迷 She's a real buff,apparently,and from what I can gather,
她会很乐意出几千块 把一瓶古董酒收入自己的收藏 she'll quite happily pay thousands to add the right vintage to her collection.
到底能出多少钱? How many thousands?
到现在为止 Her biggest buy so far was
三年前花1万8千英镑 买过一瓶1978年蒙哈榭特 8,000 for a bottle of 1978 Montrachet,three years ago.
1万8买一瓶红酒? 18 grand for a bottle of wine?
有些人就是钱比理智多 Some people have more money than sense.
对 我们最喜欢这种人 Yeah,our favourite kind.
好 那么我们就来一场红酒骗局 OK,so we do a wine con.
你能弄到些什么? Can you knock something up?
可能得花点时间 Might take a few days.
跟那个女人交谈过后 After talking to that woman,
我不希望Eddie的爸爸在那再多呆一天 I don't want Eddie's dad in there any longer than he has to be.
要开始动手了 我正好认识一个人 So we'll have to get some already made up,and I know just the man.
反了! It's upside-down!
你介意吗? Do you mind?
要很细致 This is very delicate.
- 我记得我锁门了 - 你是锁了 - I thought I'd locked the door. - You did.
我需要一瓶红酒 I need a bottle of wine.
多少钱? How much?
能卖出去大价钱的酒 Something that sells for a small fortune,
但我们买 只要150先令 but when we buy it,costs 30 bob.
那没有你要的 Nothing new there then.
要骗谁? Who have I got to fool?
- 业余的还是专业的? - 业余 - Amateur or professional? - Amateur.
这瓶酒要在她搜索的时候 有迹可循的 So something recognisable that rings all the bells when she does a search.
一位女士? A lady?
这可不太绅士 Not very gentlemanly.
哦 相信我 Vinnie 她可不是好女人 Oh,believe me,Vinnie, she's no lady.
James 很抱歉把你拉到这来 James!Sorry to drag you out here,old boy.
银行事务缠身 Bank business.
一个客户准备贷款 重新整修这个地方 Yeah,one of our clients is looking for a loan to refurbish this place.
要问我的话 我觉得最好把它拆了 If you ask me,it'd be kinder to knock it down.
全盛时期这地方可不一般 It was quite a place in its heyday.
真的? Really?
嗯 Yes.
这个客户一向贷款有道 Well,our chap's good for the loan.
他要是想把钱浪费在这个地方 那就是他自己的问题 If he chooses to waste it on this place,that's his lookout.
你说你有消息 So,you said you had some news.
对 Yes,I do.
你去哪了? Where you been?
把Johnathan先稳住 Just finished putting Jonathan on ice.
然后呢? And?
等我们需要的时候 再把他派上用场 He's where we'll findhim if we need him.
好 很好 Good.OK,excellent.
大家听着 Ash正在帮我们找红酒 Listen up,troops,Ash is sorting us out with a moody bottle wine.
并且得是一瓶她认得 并且想收入收藏中的酒 Something she should recognise and want for her collection.
Stacie已经和她联系上了 就可以和我一起做内应 Now,Stacie has already made contact,so she can work the inside with me.
做什么? As what?
我们把她引到Billy这怎么样? 他是个毛贼 What about we lead her to Billy here?He's a tea leaf.
闯入一幢不错的房子 拿走了所有的银器烛台 Done over a stately home.Got rid of all the silver candlesticks.
在想办法调换那瓶假红酒 Now he's looking to shift the plonk.
对 我就假装啥也不懂 然后跑来请教你 Yeah,but I don't know anythingabout it,so I come to you.
抱歉! Excuse me!
我来做计划 I do the plans.
- 对不起 Danny - 谢谢 - Sorry,Danny. - Thank you.
他什么都不懂 所以他来找我 OK,so he don't know anything about the wine, so he comes to me -
他的叔叔 his uncle.
叔叔? Uncle?
有问题吗? Problem?
我妹妹可以嫁给一个黑人 Me sister could have married a black bloke.
那他就是混血了 But then he'd be mixed-race.
我可以是你 Well,I could be from your...
你妹妹丈夫的第一次婚姻的结果 yoursister's husband's first marriage.
那他就是你的继侄子 So he'd be your step-nephew.
对 他是我侄子的朋友 Right,he's a mate of me nephew's.
那你侄子的肤色是什么? Yeah,what colour is he?
他是什么肤色不重要 他是我的侄子就行了 Don't matter what colour he is,he's me bleedin' nephew,ain't he?
- 我是他的朋友? - 对! - I'm his mate? - Yes!
好 明白了 Right,gotcha.
我说到哪了? Where was I?
你侄子的朋友刚刚盗了一幢房子 Your nephew'sfriend just robbed a stately home.
谢谢 Albert 好 然后他带给我一瓶红酒 Thank you,Albert.OK,so he brings me a bottle of wine.
为什么? Why?
迟点再说这个 Work on that bit later.
好 第二步 Right,OK,phase two.
说服她 The convincer.
你最好的赌注 就是拍卖会刚刚卖掉的酒 Your best bet is somethingthat sold at auction recently.
这样他们看到都会两眼放光 That way they getpound signs in their eyes.
这瓶是什么? What's this one?
昨晚完成的 Finished that last night.
1947年的贝卢斯堡葡萄酒 A 1947 Chateau Petrus.
那个值多少钱? What would that go for?
1万 1万5吧 Ten,fifteen grand.
我要找个比这贵得多的 Yeah,I might need something meatier than that.
瓶底和瓶盖都很难弄的 Top-end stuff is harder to do.
Vinnie 你肯定有些更特别的东西 用来蒙人 Oh,come on,Vinnie,you must have something special lying about.
有几瓶价值五万以上 Got a couple of bottles that couldfetch 50K upwards.
要想做完美得下很多功夫 A lot of hard workwent into perfecting them.
不错 而且我感觉它们已经很完美了 Yeah,I had a feeling it might have done.
- 多少钱? - 3千块 - How much? - Three grand.
你确定? Are you sure?
好吧 2千5 OK,two and a half.
不过得Monroe小姐把钱送来... But only if Miss Monroedelivers the money...
得她一个人来 personally.
2千 你可以边数钱 边让她坐你腿上 Two grand, and she'll sit on your lap while you count it.
Albert是一名私人葡萄酒专家 会帮我们估价 So,Albert's the independent wine expert and he'll give a valuation.
好极了 Right.
当天准备成交时 我们就说Billy只收现金 When she tries to do the deal,we say Billy here will only take cash.
那万一她不上钩呢? Well,what if she doesn't bite?
那就执行B计划 Then we have plan B.
骗术第一条 永远要有B计划 First rule of the con,always have a plan B.
对不起 第一条是什么? Sorry.What's the first rule again?
不可以骗好人 还是永远要有B计划? You can't cheat an honest man,oralways have a plan B?
人要懂得变通 Listen,you got to adapt,all right?
要随机应变 You got to adapt to whatever situation you find yourself in.
这才是骗术第一条-随机应变 That's the first rule of the con - be adaptable.
- 那是第三条 - 什么第三条? - That's three. - Three what?
第一条原则! First rules!
Danny 你把小伙子搞蒙了 Danny,you're confusing the boy.
好吧 Billy 再说一次 All right,once more for Billy.
第一条 不骗好人 第二条 要有B计划 Rule one,you can't cheat an honest man,rule two,you have a plan B,
第三条 要随机应变 rule three be adaptable.
准备B计划不是跟随机应变一样? Isn't being adaptable the sameas having a plan B?
- 不一样 - 为什么? - No. - Why not?
- 因为... - 因为Danny说的 - Because... - Because Danny says so.
也就是说 第一条其实就是Danny说啥是啥? So the first rule is,what Danny says goes?
没错 别人的话全部都是胡话 鬼话 废话 Exactly.And then take the others - bish,bash,bosh.
不用理会 就可以了 Shuffle them and Bob's your uncle.
从不知道骗人也要这么复杂 I didn't realise griftingwould be so complicated.
Danny的风格 It is the way that Danny does it.
Houston 我们遇到麻烦了 Houston,we have a problem.
去年有一批来自英国中部的人 想拿酒骗Veronica Powell Last year, a crew from the Midlands tried topull a wine scam on Veronica Powell.
他们真是太不专业了 It was a real amateur affair,
说什么某豪宅被盗 罕有珍贵法国葡萄酒 something about rare vintages coming up on the black market,
出现在黑市上啦 after a robbery at a stately home.
然后呢? Go on.
她跑去报警了 说他们行骗 Anyway,she went to the policeand they set up a sting operation.
她还以为自己告发 的就是些盗贼 Yeah,she thought she was reporting a straightforward theft.
她发现自己完全被耍了 When she found out she was actually being conned
所有的瓶子都是假的 她就开始调查其中一瓶 and the bottles were fakes, she went into one.
怎么调查? How?
她把整个地下酒窖的酒 都让专家验过了 She had her wholecellar checked by experts.
现在除非经过她的人验证过 她不会轻易买酒 Now she won't buy anything withoutit being verified by her own people.
我指得是全套检验 And I'm talking the full works -
全部专业人士 试管采样 针穿瓶塞 你说得出来的她都检查了 men in white coats,test tubes,cork probes - you name it.
对不起 Danny I'm sorry,Danny.
这不怪你 Vinnie It's not your fault,is it,Vinnie?
没事 谢谢你 给我们通风报信 All right,thanks for,er,giving us the heads up,mate.
回见 See you later.
我想... I think...
我们得重新计划 we need a re-think.
她还说什么了没? Is there anything else she talked about?
肯定有另外一个入手的方法 There's got to be another in.
我觉得没有 I don't think so.
酒的事只是让我们产生了动摇 What wine gives us is an emotional response.
像这种女人 我坚持她是我们最好的目标 With a hard-faced cow like this,I still think it's our best shot.
万一她把我们卖给她的假货 送去实验室检测怎么办? But if she's going to lab-test what we're gonna try and sell her,
这行不通 well,it can't work.
伙计们... Guys...
我们是不是忘记了件事? aren't we forgetting somethinghere?
什么? What?
别忘了坐在我们身边的 是Danny Blue真人! Well,we're sitting nextto the one and only Danny Blue!
他不到...不到5分钟就会想出对策 I mean,he can come up witha plan in,like,five minutes.
我们有什么? 酒有了 Veronica有了 我们有一瓶... What we got?We got wine, we got Veronica, we got a bottle...
- 好了 - 来 1 2 3... - *** - OK,one,two,three...
不行 另一面 真是笨死了! No,the other way,idiot!
这个行不通 她知道这是假的 It's not gonna work cos she's gonna know it's a fake.
法子啊 A plan.
想个法子吧 想个法子吧 想个法子吧 Here we go with a plan,here we go with a plan,here we go with a plan.
快啊...快想出来啊 Come on...A plan.Come on!A plan.
- 你没事吧? - 我没事 How ya doing?I'm all right,yeah.
一瓶酒? 假的? Bottle of wine?Fake?
酒不是假的 那是瓶真的酒 That's not a fake bottle of wine,it's a real bottle of wine.
Veronica...! Veronica...!
想得怎样了? How's it going?
还好 在想怎么给整个计划做收尾呢 good,just putting the,er,finishing touches to the whole plan thing.
顾及每个角度 考虑到每一步 让各个步骤都井井有条 You know,working all the angles,covering all the moves,ticking all the boxes...
- 不太顺利吧? - 是啊 - Not good,then? - No.
不容易啊 It's hard,you know.
那小孩对我抱很大期望 像我刚入行时跟你学的时候 The kid looks up to me,the way I did with you lot when I first started.
- 需要我们帮忙吗? - 不用 - D'you want us to chip in? - No.
如果我想不出个好办法 就不像个策划人了 不是吗? I ain't much of a leader if I can't come up with my own plan,am I?
希望能帮你 Mickey以前常说"别太复杂" Look,if it helps, Mickey used to say,"keep it simple".
他只是分析出猎物下一步的行动 然后先其一步 He'd just work out what the mark would do,then plan one step ahead.
"先其一步"那老一套 Yeah,the old one-step-ahead trick...
如果你能想明白对方的下一步行动 你就可以针对其进行计划 Well...
我们要把假酒卖给一个人 If you can work out the person's next move,you can plan for it.
不是特定的人 随便一个人 All right,say we're talking about selling someone a fake bottle of wine,
你知道这个人 no-one in particular,just someone,right?
不管他是谁 你都知道他会把酒瓶拿去实验室测验 And you knew that this someone,
他们会查出这个是假的 whoever it is,you knew they'd run a lab-test on the bottle
操控测试 and they'd spot it was fake? Rig the test.
要不就给她个理由 让她不想去测试 Or you give her a good enough reason not to test it in the first place.
这就是我现在想到的 Yeah,well,that's as far as I got.
下一步就是 Then the next bit is what makes the difference
看看领队人和我们之间 between someone who can lead their own crew...
有什么区别 and the rest of us.
我想到了! I've got it!
- 我想到了! - 真的? - I've got it! - What?
你想到办法了? You've got it?
10分钟内准备开工吧 Ready to roll in ten minutes.
给你 购物单 There you go,shopping list.
3万英镑 3万5 3万5 谢谢 ***35,35,thank you.
3万5英镑了 3万5英镑了 有出4万的吗? At ***?5,000.Do I have 40?
现在叫价3万5 还有出价的吗? At*** ?5,000 then.
4万 谢谢 4万? 40.Thank you.At 40,000.
味道纯正的1987年产的迪襟堡葡萄酒 4万英镑 This marvellous bottle of 1787 Chateau d'Yquem,at ***?
4万一次 两次... Going once,and going twice then...
是否就是4万英镑成交了? I'm selling at ***?
我们共有多少钱? How much money we got,altogether?
- 哪里的? - 所有的 - Where? - Everywhere.
如果把所有钱都取出来 Well,if I empty all the accounts,
卖掉所有的东西 加上信用卡限额的话... sell everything we own and hit all the credit cards...
可能...不到5万 maybe...just short of 50,000.
然后我们就一无所有了 But that would wipe us out.
- 差多少? - 什么? - How much short? - What?
差多少就5万了? How much short of 50 grand?
不知道 估计3千吧 I don't know,three thousand,I suppose.
他在干什么? What's he doing?
我们猜的一样 Your guessis as good as mine.
- 4万7 ! - 疯了你? - 47,Captain! - Are you mad?
有个新竞标者出价 4万7! I have a new bidder at 47!
你到底在做什么? What are you doing?
4万7 成交... I'm selling at 47,then...
Danny 你在做什么? Danny,are you mad?
成交! Sold!
无法相信你居然买了下来 I can't believe you just did that.
投机之前要投钱进去 Yeah,well,you got to speculate to accumulate.
这一点我承认 Danny I must admit,Danny,that I don'trecall any other plan
但我从来没见过 行动开始前就已经赔钱的行动 that involvedcleaning us out BEFORE we started.
那是因为出现在你面前的是个天才 That's because you're in the presence of genius.
大家想想好的一面 至少我们可以跳过验货这一关 Yeah,well,look on the bright side,at least it'll pass a lab-test.
是啊 付出的代价就是让我们倾家荡产 And it only cost us everything we had.
说说我们还没弄到的吧 I tell you,what I don't get.
不管真假 既然我们花了4万7买下它 那它就值4万7 Real or not,if we paid 47 grand for it, that's what it's worth- 47 grand.
利润在哪呢 Danny? I mean,where's the profit,Danny?
还在努力中 Still working on that bit,yeah.
告诉我你在开玩笑的吧 Please tell me that you're joking.
我们知道她会怎么做 那我们就比她先行一步 Look,we know what she's gonna do,all right,we are one step ahead.
不错 我们先行一步 All right,we're one step ahead.
那又怎样? Now what?
Ash 帮我找个老房子 准备出售但又不要太贵 Ash,find me an old house,something that's on the market,but ain't shifting.
Albert 去扶贫商店看看 把自己打扮得又老又寒酸 Albert,go to a charity shop - look potless.
现在我们都身无分文了 Stacie你去帮我们弄点钱周转 And as we're now all skint,Stacie,you can raise some money for expenses.
好了 伙计们 行动吧 时间就是金钱 Right,people,let's go.Time is money.
行动起来 Let's go,go,go!
- 小费给你 - 你真是好人 - Keep the change,love. - That's very kind.
谢谢 Thank you.
好极了 Lovely.
太棒了 非常感谢 That's great.Thanks a lot.Cheers.
先生 你好 Hello,sir.
我看您这写着出售 我可以四处看看吗? I saw the For Sale sign and I thought,I wondered if I could look around?
我叫... 我是Oliva My name's...my name's Oliver.
问题是 我们不敢去领钱 Problem is,we are frightened of collecting money,
因为我们不该留在这里 because we should not be here.
没事 没事 他是我们的朋友 It's OK,he's a friend.
我不想求政府给钱 我有工作的 I no beg the government for money.I work.
我们是政治难民 We are political refugees.
这是报纸 你看 We have newspaper here,see?
只是5个数字 一样 ...? And it is only five numbers,but it is good,da...?
如果你帮我们去取 我们分 If you collect for us,we will share with you,huh?
要不要再来一杯? Can I get you another drink?
- 好的 谢谢 - 谢谢 - Da.Thank you. - Thank you.
- Nick吗? - 我是Simon - Nick? - Simon.
你做彩票吧? You,um,you do the lottery,don't you?
中5个数 怎么给钱? What's the going rate for five numbers?
那么多吗? That much?
谢了 Nick Thanks,Nick.
你会帮我们吧? You will help us,yes?
说说 你们觉得这个值多少钱? Tell me, how much do you think this is worth?
几千块吧 Oh,many thousands,I think.
不行 我想 500封顶了 No,I reckon 500,tops.
封顶了? Tops?
什么意思? What is tops,please?
就是最高价的意思 At the most.
500 差不多 Oh,500 is good.
不行 不止这个价 No,it is worth more than that.
可能不止这么多 It might be,I suppose.
你们去领钱的话要查你们身份证吧 The problem is,they check your ID when you collect on these things.
算了 OK.
等等 Hang on.
我有个建议 I've got an idea.
骗子! Cheating bastard!
500磅就换了一张中5个号的彩票! 500 quid for a lottery ticket with five numbers up!
别说破 那跟我们的做事手法如出一辙 Don't knock it,that's how we can do what we do.
Billy Billy Billy,Billy!
不是 这是骗局里面非常重要的一环 No,that is a very valuable part of the con.
好的 所有全了以后给我个电话 All right,give me a call back when you've got everything.
好 拜拜 All right,bye.
- 进展如何了? - 一切顺利 - How we doing? - OK.
我们找到了个半大不小的房子 在市场上挂了一年半了 We got a little run-down semi,been on the market 18 months.
28万5千搞掂 Bloke says he'll settle for 285.
我还弄到了一套要是 你到那的时候一切都会搞定 I've got a set of keys,so the place is ready when you are.
一切就看明天了 筹钱筹得如何了? Ok.Set it up for tomorrow.How we doing for expenses?
够多了 We got enough.
足够把这件案子搞定 Just enough to get the job done.
是时候教训那个缺德的老巫婆了 Time to reel in the Wicked Witch of the West.
把暖气关了吧 Just turn down the thermostats.
已经很多人抱怨说太冷了 We've already had complaints about it being too cold.
他们成天织的东西应该能 派上用场 Well,all that knitting must be producingsomething,
给他们穿套头衫 get them to wear jumpers.
那他们的亲戚们... But the relatives...
问问那些亲戚们是否愿意付暖气费 Ask the relatives if they'd liketo contribute to the heating bills.
我们不能那么做! We can't do that!
那就吧暖气关了 OK.Well justturn down the sodding thermostats.
我要上一季度的帐目 I want the last quarter's accounts.
Jane! Jane!
开玩笑吧 Oh,you're kidding me.
我都不知道这是你的地方 I didn't realise this was your place.
你怎么在这? What are you doing here?
我来问问有没有床位 Well,I was asking if you had any vacancies.
3个月前我阿姨忽然去世了 Only my aunt died three months ago
我想给我叔叔找个地方安置 and I'm looking for somewhere for my uncle.
让人讨厌的老家伙 又没有别的亲人 An objectionable old bugger,but well there's no-one else you see,
只有我跟我丈夫 just me and my husband.
真是个累赘啊 Must be such a burden.
我说了 我不会照顾老人 As I said,I don't do "old people".
我保证我们可以帮忙 Well,I'm sure we can help.
你看过费用了吗? Have you gone through the fees?
看过了 可以接受 Yeah,er,they all seem fine.
毕竟他有个房子 我们可以卖掉 Anyway,he's got a house which we can sell.
真的? Really?
当然 我可没道理替他付钱 Yeah,well,I don't see why I should pay for him.
接下来我该做什么? So what's next?
何不带我去看看那个房子呢? Well,why don't I come and see yourhouse.
去看看你叔叔 带我去 I mean,your uncle,in person?
你不必这么做的 You don't need to do that.
没事没事 我坚持... Oh,no,no I insist...
如果你真的要卖房子 我手上有几个好客户 And if you're serious about selling,I have some excellent contacts.
所有东西 搬进来 All this,in.
- 我可以问你件事情吗? - 当然 - Can I ask you something? - Course.
我们到底在做什么? What exactly are we doing?
Danny有个主意 Danny's got a plan.
我正在弄清楚 Er,I've been trying to work it out.
买一瓶酒 买了这个 还有这个 Buying a bottle of wine,this place,and this.
最好不要去弄明白 Danny的脑瓜子想什么 Yeah,it's best not to try and get inside Danny's head,
你那是找吓 it's a scary place to be.
对不起 我来晚了 我们有人摔着了 Sorry I'm late,we had a fall.
没关系 没事吧? Oh,don't worry,are you all right?
不是我 收容所的一个人 Oh,not me love,one of the inmates.
可怜的"客人". Sorry,"guests".
昏昏沉沉的老家伙想自己下床 Dozy cow triedto get out of bed on her own.
她没事吧? Is SHE all right?
有点淤青 告不了我们 A few bruises,nothingthat will get us sued.
我叔叔在等我们 My uncle's expecting us.
好的 那我们过去吧? Oh,good,oh,well let'sget on then,shall we?
当然! Absolutely!
10分钟 Ten minutes.
10分钟 就10分钟 Ten minutes,all right,mate.
楼上好了吗? Ready upstairs?
Albert已经就位了 我安了窃听器 接通在外面的卡车上 Yeah,Albert's in place and I've got a feed through to the van outside.
好 告诉Billy在Eddie 的酒吧等着? Good,and tell Billy to wait at Eddie's,yeah?
叫他不要出现 以备派上用场的时候再出现 I want him out of sight so we can use him later.
- 好的 - 开始吧 - Right. - OK,let's do it.
好戏开场 Show time.
请进 Come through,please.
我来了! It's only me!
叔叔? Uncle?
叔叔 这位就是 我跟你提过的那位好心的女士 Uncle,this is the nice lady I was telling you about.
Veronica Veronica.
很高兴见到你 Pleased to meet you.
不用站起来... Oh,don't get up...
- 如何称呼...? - Peterson 我叫Norman Peterson - Mr...? - Peterson,Norman Peterson.
- 你是美国人? - 是啊... - You're American. - Yeah...
Norman叔叔战争期来的 之后再也没回去 Uncle Norman came over during the war never went home.
怎么了 亲爱的? What's happening,dear?
你的新家 还记得吗 我们昨晚谈过? Your new home,we talked about it last night,remember?
我还是喜欢这里 Well,I,I like it here.
你也会喜欢你的新家的 And you'll like your new home too.
我保证我的朋友 会给你一个好价钱的 I'm sure my friend couldget you a decent pricefor this place,you know.
我... Oh,yeah,well I...
我去煮水 I'll put the kettle on.
我的Lily是在伦敦出生的 'My Lily was born here in London.
如何了? ' What's going on?
Albert正在扮演他的角色 Albert's doing his stuff.
战争期间 她在海军部 'She was in the Navy,during the war.
Lily是我阿姨 ' Lily was my aunt.
你们知道吧 她们是皇家海军女子队 They were called Wrens,you know that?
Lily Bond Lily Bond.
她的美丽是上帝创世的恩惠 She was the most beautiful girlever to grace God's green earth.
浓密的棕发 She had the thickest long brown hair,
卷卷的 足以让人迷失在其中 with a mass of curls you couldlose yourself in them.
碧蓝的双眸 让人想在里面徜徉 And eyes were so blue you feltlike you could swim in them and a smile
迷人的微笑 仿佛随手可及 却攫走了你的心神 that wouldreach out and steal your heart.
初遇她那年我18岁 I was 18 when I met her and hell,
在那之前我没有过别的女人 I'd neverbeen with a woman before.
他们说人人都有知己 They say everyone has a soul mate.
而我的就是Lily Lily was mine.
她不在了 这里就不一样了 This place just hasn't been the same without her.
是吧 叔叔? Has it,Uncle?
是啊 不一样了 No,no it hasn't.
你和你的"Willy" 以前肯定很幸福 I'm sure you and yourWilly were very happy.
我们到处转转吧 我可以给你们大体估个价 Perhaps we could look around,I cangive you some idea of the value.
嗯 好主意 Yeah,great idea.
"Willy"? 去他妈的! 'Willy,my ass!
好了 你该上了 ' OK,you're on.
厨房你看过了 这里的酒窖也很棒 You've seen the kitchen,but there's a marvellous cellar.
哦 有人来了 你先下去吧 Oh,there's the door,you go down.
灯的开关在左手边 等下我去找你 The light switch on the left,I'll catch you up.
1787年的依奎姆堡 1787 Chateau d'Yquem.
肯定很值钱! Must be worth a fortune!
收拾好了就跟新的一样 Be good as new with a clean up.
我是Derek Jane的老公 你是? I'm Derek,Jane's other half.You must be?
- Veronica - Veronica - Veronica. - Veronica.
你好Veronica All right,Veronica?
啊哈! Cor blimey!
他这里破烂东西不少 The crap he's got down here.
大部分是二战时候弄的 Brought most of it back from the war,you know.
他是英雄主义者 The original Stormin' Norman he was.
你要听他扯的话 巴黎他都能单枪匹马打下来 Liberated Paris single-handed if you listen to him.
嗯 其实 这瓶... Well,actually,this bottle's...
什么? What?
没什么 瓶子挺漂亮 Nothing,no just a verypretty bottle.
是吗? 那我们打开喝了吧 Yeah?Let's give it a go then,shall we?
什么?! What?!
要是老家伙有杯子的话 That's if the old git's got some glasses.
不 不 不用这么客气 真的! No,no,not on my account,really!
呃 再来杯茶就好了 Er,maybe another cup of tea?
别喝茶了 天天喝茶烦死了 Oh,no more tea,please,drives me mad with his bleedin' tea.
亲爱的 在酒窖里找到了瓶垃圾酒 要来点吗 'Ere ya are,love,look,a bottle of plonk in the cellar,d'you want some?
- 呃... - 等等! - Well,erm... - Wait!
留着等会喝不好吗? Well,maybe we should save it for later?
马上好 拔出来就好了 It'll be all right,just get this out.
好了! There we go!
哦 你觉得值钱吗? Oh,do you think it's worth anything?
什么? What?
这房子 The house?
哦 还不好说 Oh,er,I'm not sure.
这酒在放了多少年了 叔叔? How long's that been down there,Uncle?
从我46年搬来就没动过 I moved here in '46.
像尿一样难喝 Yeah,well it tastes like piss.
不要! No!
这...真是太浪费了 I mean...'It seems like such a waste.
你要喝过就不会这么说了 喜欢这瓶子就拿去吧 ' You wouldn't say that if you'd tasted it.Hang on to that if you want.
可以插个蜡烛什么的 Stick a candle in it.
谢谢 Thank you.
没什么 No worries.
这玩意下面整箱的都有 We've got cases of the stuff downstairs.
Veronica Jane 提过拍卖什么的? 'So,Veronica,Jane was saying something about an auction?
对 ' Yes.
不错 就不会有人老来看房子了 Blinding.None of that hanging around,all those viewings.
那么 什么也不用管了 只要... In fact,no need to do anything at all, just,er,
我不知道 我们锁好门就不管了 I don't know just,we just lock the door,
房子和里面的东西一起卖吗 sell the house and contents together.
- 里面的东西! - 什么? - Contents! - Sorry?
我是说 这是个好主意 No,that's just what I'm saying,it's a marvellous idea,
整个一起卖掉 什么都不用动 selling the house and contentstogether,leave everythingas it is.
但我...我不想走 But I'm...I'm happy here.
我马上就可以在养老院安排好一个房间 I can have a room made availableat the Hall almost immediately.
这样很好 Sounds like a great idea.
我认识这个拍卖公司的人 And I know just the company tohandle the auction,
要不要我帮忙? if you'dlike me to get the ball rolling?
我不想走后门 Well,I'd,er,I don't like to impose.
没关系 Not at all.
很乐意效劳 I'm happy to help.
开始收拾吧 叔叔! Time to start packing,Pops!
这次是不是诈骗史上最完美的骗局? Was that,or was that not,the best convincer in the history of the con?
我承认 接近天才了 I have to admit,it'sbordering on genius.
不只是接近 Albie 这简直就是敲开天才大门 Er,not bordering,Albie,it's knocking down the bleedin' door
坐在天才宝座上喝 冰镇啤酒 and sitting in the armchair of genius with an ice-cold beer.
如果成功的话 If,it works.
会成功的 It will.
- 你真厉害 - 没错 - You're the man. - Yes,I am.
如果没猜错的话 她现在就在检测那个瓶子 And if I'm not mistaken,she should be having that bottle tested right about... now.
- 怎么样? - 毫无疑问 - Well? - No doubt.
是1787的依奎姆堡酒 A 1787 Chateau d'Yquem.
- 你真的确定吗? - 绝对 - You're completely sure? - Absolutely.
从哪弄到的? Where did it come from?
一个老头二战时候带回来的 Some old codger broughtit back from the war.
他当时在巴黎 He was in Paris.
我听说过当时法国人把 值钱的酒藏在墙里 I've heard storiesabout how the French used to
以免被纳粹抢走 build false walls to hide their wines fromthe Nazis.
他还有别的吗? Has he got anything else?
还有一整箱! 没开封的 A whole case of the stuff!Untouched.
天知道还会有什么 God knows what else.
你知道这周有一瓶一样的 酒标价到4万7千镑吧? You do know that a bottle of the same vintage sold this week for7,000?
当然了 我又不傻 Of course I do, I'm not an idiot.
到底是哪个白痴把这瓶打开了啊? So,what moron opened it?
对 但是 为什么要全部倒掉? Yeah,but,why pour it out?
为什么不整瓶给她? Why not just give her the bottle?
因为整件事情只有在她认为... Because this whole thing will only work
我觉得这酒一点都不值钱的情况下 她才会相信这一切 if she thinks that I think it's worthless.
怎样才能更好的证明这一点? What better way to prove that?
只有全部倒掉 Pour it down the sink.
我想都没想过 I'd never have thought of that.
没错 Exactly.
行骗的第一条 孩子 First rule of the con,kid.
就是要出人意料 Expect the unexpected.
你说的充满了感情 Albert That was quite a tale,Albert.
你说什么? I'm sorry,what was?
"眼睛如此碧蓝 让你觉得自己可以徜徉其中" "Eyes so blue you felt you could swim in them".
啊 是啊 Ah,yeah,yeah,yeah.
我听你讲的 都快爱上她了 Almost fell in love with her meself,just listening to you.
嗯 好故事多少都有些真实性 Well,all the best storieshave an element of truth.
你是说真的有这个Lily Bond? What you mean there really was a Lily Bond?
哦 对 其实每个字都是真实的 Oh,yes,yes.In fact every word was true.
二战时 我就驻扎在北伦敦 During the war,I was stationed inNorth London
那是一个美国空军的后勤保障基地 It was a maintenance and supply basefor the,er,US Air Force.
但你以前从未提起过 But you've never talked about this before.
我一直以为你是70年代过来的 I always thought you came over in the seventies.
不 那是我来定居的时间 No,that'swhen I came to stay.
那你是在基地的时候遇到的那个女孩? So,when you were at the base,that's when you met this girl?
是的 我是在来基地的第二天遇到她的 Yes,yes,I met Lilyon the second day I was at the base.
本地居民举办了个舞会欢迎我们 The locals had,er,put on a dance there to welcome us.
当时她穿着最美丽的银色礼服 And she had on the mostbeautiful silver dress.
从我看到她的第一眼起 And from the moment I laideyes on her,
我的眼中就再没有别人了 I couldn't seeanything else but her.
我几乎花了一个小时鼓起勇气去跟她聊天 It took me almost an hour to pluck upthe courage to talk to her.
昨天我还去了当时那栋楼 I was in the very same buildingonly yesterday.
突然间我第一次见到她时的感觉 再次重现 And suddenly everything I felt thatfirst moment I saw her,I felt again.
后来你见过她吗? Did you see her again?
哦 是的 那年头人们称其为"求爱" Oh,yes, back then they called it "courting".
我哀求 找人借 偷 甚至骗取 每一张我能接触到的的周末外出许可 I begged and borrowed and stole andconned every weekend pass and leave
我把每一秒钟都花在她身上了 I could lay my hands on andI spent every second with her.
我当时很年轻 还不知道什么是爱情... I was very young and didn't know what love was...
是她教会我的 and she taught me.
突然间 我发现如果未来的生活中没有她 All of a sudden,I couldn't picture any part of myfuture life
简直是不可想象的 that didn't include her.
一天 我在黎明时被叫醒 Then one morning,I was awakenedat dawn.
我们被命令乘坐B29回美国去 They wanted us to fly aB29 Fortress back to the States.
只有30分钟收拾装备的时间 I had 30 minutes to pack my gear.
Lily父母家没有电话 而我不能离开基地 And Lily's parents didn't have atelephone and I couldn't leave thebase,
所以我只有两个选择- 上飞机或者擅离职守 so I had two choices - get on the plane or go AWOL.
那你选了哪个? So,what did you do?
我是个赌徒 你觉得我会怎么做? I'm a gambler,what do you think I did?
我抛硬币决定 I flipped a coin.
我在飞机上给她写了信 一降落就寄给了她 I wrote her a letter on the planeand I posted it as soon as we landed,
但我怀疑她是否收到了那封信 but I doubt if she ever got it.
几个月后战争结束了 So months passed and the war was overand
我把每一分钱都攒起来 为了回去见她 I scraped together every cent Icould and I came back for her.
下火车后 我打出租车去她家 I got off the train, I got a cab to her street,
在路过教堂的时候我看到了她 ... and as we were passing the church,I saw her...
那天是她结婚的日子 我甚至都没下出租车 It was her wedding day and I never even got out of the cab.
哦 很抱歉 Albert Oh,look,I'm sorry,Albert.
很奇怪 在你抛硬币的一瞬间 生活的轨迹就改变了 It's strange,how the course ofyour life can change at the toss of a coin.
Veronica 你好 Veronica,hello.
哦 真是好消息 Oh,that's great news.
太好了 我会告诉我叔叔的 他会很高兴 好 再见 That's wonderful,yeah I'll tell Uncle,he'll be very excited OK,bye-bye.
拍卖会明天下午2点举行 The auction will take place tomorrow afternoon.
不错 很好 That's good!Very good.
嗯 Well.
她听起来怎么样? How'd she sound?
听起来很兴奋 She sounded excited.
你好 我是Jane Porter 这是我朋友Burton Hello.My name's Jane Porter and this is my friend,Burton.
我们准备在这好好花一笔钱 And we're about to spend an obscene amount of money.
搜索: Lily Bond web search
很帅 You look lovely.
但我觉得还能更好 But I think we can do better.
下一个! Next!
下一套! Next!
这是什么?! What was that?!
绝对不行! Definitely not!
好! Yeah!
你帅呆了! You look beautiful!
就要这个效果 Oh,that IS the look.
把包拿到车上去 Burton Put the bags in the car,Burton.
抱歉 Sorry,excuse me.
喂? Hello?
哦 老天啊!什么时候的事...? Oh,my God!When...?
哪家医院? Which hospital?
我马上过去! 我妈妈出事故了! I'm on my way!It's my mother,she's had an accident!
我得走了 抱歉 呃... I'm going to have to go.I'm sorry,uh...
算一下账 我叫Burton来搞定 ring everything up,I'll send Burton to settle up.
告诉她 我到那之前一定坚持住! Tell her to hold on until I get there!
你去哪了? Where you been?
对不起 Dan 有几件事要办 Sorry,Dan,had a couple of things to see to.
好了 文件都搞定了 All right,all the paperwork's drawn up.
那老头拿他的28万5千 多出来的全是我们的 The old boy gets his 285,we get everything over that.
最难的是要知道 她最高能出多少钱 The hard part will be working out what her top bid will be.
好吧 OK.
我们知道她认为 那里至少有11瓶依奎姆堡 We know she thinks there's at least eleven bottles of d'Yquem in there.
加上房子的钱和 她看到的酒窖里其他东西 With the house on top and whatever else she thinks is in the cellar,
她会出到55万 I think she's gonna go 550.
你最后出到50万 等她加价 So you make your last bid five and hope she tops it.
如果超过这个数 我觉得她可能会察觉 Anything more than that,I think she might smell a rat.
但如果在那之前速度就慢下来了 那一上40万你就退出 But if it slows down before that,you just bail out anywhere past four.
知道了 知道了 Got it.Got it.
现在听着 你就是个现场竞价代理 知道吗? Now listen - you're gonna be a flash git agent,yeah?
要把手机一直放在耳边 So you keep your mobile pinned to your ear,
好像你在接受某人的指示一样 like you're getting instructions from someone.
就这样说定了 嗯? So we done,yeah?
对 Yeah.
我去叫点喝的 I'll get the drinks in.
等等 Hang on.
圈套布好了 Eddie Set 'em up,Eddie.
嗯 到底怎么样了 Ash? Danny 什么都不告诉我 Erm,what's going on exactly,Ash?Cos Danny won't tell me anything.
一切都很顺利 All in good time,son.
- Albert... - 那孩子准备好了? - Albert... - The kid ready yet?
对 Danny现在在指导他呢 Yeah,Danny's briefing him now.
拍卖什么时候开始? What time is the auction?
2点半 Half two.
听着 嗯... Look,erm...
也许我没有权利这么做 但是... I've probably got no right to do this,but...
听起来不妙啊 Sounds ominous.
关于你昨晚说的 It was what you said last night.
也许有时候我是个老顽固 但你知道 我真的很爱你 I know I'm a soppy old sod sometimes,but I really love you,you know?
我保证 我们的感情是相互的 I can assure you thefeeling's entirely mutual.
你说的那个 呃... So what you said,it,erm...
让我放不下 well,it bugged me.
我查了一下 Enough to do this.
她现在叫Lilian Cooper She's Lilian Cooper now.
随便你 扔了它 吃了它 用了它还是烧掉 Bin it,eat it,use it,set fire to it.
但我很关心你 你自己选择吧 But I care enough about you to give you the choice.
谢谢 Thank you.
好的 24号竞拍房产 OK,lot number 24.
维多利亚风格半独立式三居室 It's a Victorian semidetached property,three beds,
标准样式 估价28万5千镑 so pretty standard example.Valued at 285,000.
谁先出价? Who'll start me there?
快 请出价... Come on,someone,start me off...
那么22万怎么样? Say 220 then?
有人出价22万了 I have a 20,000 bid.
有人出24万吗? Can I hear 240?
24万 谢谢 有人出26万吗? 240,thank you.Can I see 260?
26万了 谢谢 60,000,thank you.
新高26万第一次... I'm selling at that...
26万... At 260,000 then...
28万 现在价格是28万... 280,I have a new bid at 280...
30万 300,000.
32万 320.
35万 有人出价35万 这位先生你呢? 350.At 50,000,it's on you,sir.
那是Peter Wainwright家的人 That's Peter Wainwright's boy.
新高35万第一次 I'm selling at 350,000 then.
- 什么? - 那个卖酒的 Peter Wainwright - What? - Peter Wainwright,the wine dealer?
那位是他儿子George That's his son,George.
我搞不懂他要买这破房子干什么! I don't know what he's doing buying some tatty semi!
40万 ***00,000.
这其中一定有鬼 你了解Peter的 Must be some ruse,knowing Peter.
我都有可能亲自拍! I might bid myself!
42万 420.
你呢 先生 现在是42万 It's on you,sir,at 20,000.
45万... 450...
50万镑 ***
55万镑 ***
60万镑 ***
我宣布成交价为... 60万镑 I'm selling at ***then.
我太吃惊了 绝对太惊讶了 I'm stunned,absolutely stunned.
真不敢相信卖了这么高的价钱! I can't believe we got such a fantastic price!
我也不相信啊 Neither can I.
我刚签字确认过了 现在可以马上拥有所有权了 I've just comefrom signing the papers,so Ican take immediate possession.
我...我不明白 I,I don't...I don't understand that?
- 这房子是你买了? - 是! - YOU bought the house? - Yep!
现在 把钥匙放在桌子上 滚吧! Now just leave the keyson the table and piss off!
不! No!
你们骗了我! You cheated me!
严格谁来 我们并没有做什么坏事 Well,strictly speaking,we didn't actually do anything wrong.
(你上当)只因为你是个贪婪的婊子 You're just a greedy bitch.
- 你! - 怎么? - You! - Yes?
- 什么? - 你 你... - What? - You,you...
- 你倒是说啊 - 你... - Spit it out. - You...
是不是磁带卡住了？ I think the tape's got stuck.
你需要控制好情绪 You really need to watch your temper.
你们会付出代价的! You'll pay for this!
你已经付出代价了 确切的说是60万镑 You already have - 600 grand,to be precise.
你100%绝对肯定吗? Are you absolutely 100% certain?
太好了 谢了 Yeah?Great,cheers.
成功了! 她要把养老院卖掉了! It worked!She's selling the nursing home!
太好了! Well done!
Albert? Albert?
这就去 就去... On my way.On my way...
好了 here we go.
好... Right...
很好 - Oh,yes. - Oh,God,here we go,here we go.
伙计们 我... Oh,yes,kids,no,I'd...
我来说几句祝酒辞吧 I'd like to propose a toast.
我们今天简直太精彩了 You know,what we did today was a beautiful thing.
好吧 我们赚到了几个钱 Eddie也感动的热泪盈眶 但是... OK,we made a few quid and Eddie's tearing up the bar tab,but,er...
但这并不是全部 No,it's not all about that.
不完全是为了钱 It's not all about the money.
写下来! Write that down!
是为了帮助那些我们关心的人... No,it's about helping those that you care about...
为友谊 To friends.
- 干杯 Eddie - 来 Eddie - Cheers,Eddie. - Come here,Eddie.
- Jonathan? - James! 你回来了! - Jonathan? - James!You're back!
有空吗? Do you have a moment?
我有个很有意思的提议... I have a very interesting propositionfor you...
我所要做的就是这个? And this is all I need to do?
这是上层人物的意思 It comes from the very top.
首相把养老问题 放在他议程的很重要的位置 The PM has put health care forthe elderly at the verytop of his agenda.
所以他要找 运营良好的养老院来做榜样 So he needs well run homes tohold up as shining examples.
更重要的是 他愿意给那些愿意尽力去做的人奖励 More importantly,he is willing to reward thosewho help in this endeavour.
给爵位? A knighthood?
哦 这个我可不敢保证 Oh,I couldn'tpossibly promise such a thing.
哦 好吧 知道了 Oh,right.Gotcha.
你准备接受这项挑战吗? Are you up for this challenge?
绝-对!
我会投资进去 把它变成全国最好的养老院 I'll put the finance in place,make this the best damn run home in the country.
很好 Excellent.
怎么样 So what d'you reckon?
我干得不错 是吧? I did all right,didn't I?
竞价的时候你把我吓坏了 但是... Well,you had me bum tweaking there for the odd minute,but...
嗯 你干得不错 Yeah,you did all right.
听到好消息了没有? And you know the best news?
我们又一次成功了! We're solvent again!
好 我们分钱吧 Good!Right,let's have a divvy up.
然后我来教这孩子玩扑克 Then I might teach the kid here how to play poker.
他们很棒 是吧? They're great,aren't they?
是 是啊 Yeah...Yeah,they are.
真不敢相信 Well,I can't believe it.
我真的要成为真正的骗子了 I'm actually gonna be a real grifter.
哦 当骗子可不意味着 总是享受鲜花美酒 Oh,being a grifter ain't all champagne and flowers,son.
什么意思? What d'you mean?
你会明白的 You'll find out.
算了Ash 快告诉我吧 No,go on,Ash.Tell me.
你不能跟常人一样生活了 Well,you can't be like normal people.
不能拥有他们所拥有的 Have what they've got.
比如舒适的房子 家庭 Things like a proper home,a family.
这些别人都可以拥有的东西 The stuff everyone else takes for granted.
这些是属于平常人的 而不是赌徒或者骗子 That's for regular people, not gamblers or grifters.
在你为今天的成功激动之前 So,before you start getting excited about where you are,
还是想想吧 just think about it.
要过这样的生活... If you're going to live the life...
要放弃的也许比你想象到的要多 you might be giving up more than you think.
Danny 你手里什么牌 ***
为什么不让我看牌 ***
哦 肯定会赢他的 ***
不 Danny 输了! No,Danny's lost!
你是什么牌? What's that?
耶! 顺子 我的是顺子 ***