不 不 不 我压根没想到一具棺材那么贵 No no no, I never thought a coffin would cost so much.
不 那是后面的那只 No, it's that one at the back.
我是说200磅就可以买个皇冠犬? I mean, 200 quid for a crown?
要不然 我就可以告别跛脚 Otherwise, hasta la vista, kneecaps.
要是你这么急需钱 也许我可以帮你 只要... If you need the money that bad, I could maybe do you a favor and...
你舍得那条小狗 Take the dog off your hands.
我不能卖了它 I couldn't sell him.
可我的确需要钱 But I do need the dough.
那... Well...
好吧 All right.
再见了 Monty See you around, Monty.
你可真是个漂亮的小家伙 You're a beauty. Yes, you are.
不 我们赚了 No, we're quids in.
那个早先在这里的 漂亮小妞说... This posh bird was in before, saying...
它正是我要找的... He's just what I've been looking for...
绝佳的家养品种 Perfect for breeding.
哦 它不是我的 Oh, he ain't mine.
只是帮别人看一会儿 Just watching him for this fellow.
那...等他回来 Well, when he comes back in,
让他给我打个电话 get him to give me a ring.
保他值回票价 Could be worth his while.
怎么讲? How so?
我愿花几千镑来买这样的狗 I'd pay over ?000 for a dog like this.
我会一直在电话旁等候 I'll be waiting by the phone.
等那个家伙回来哭穷 And when this fellow comes back pleading
我会塞给他100镑 poverty, I'll bung him 100 quid.
现在我们就把这条狗卖给 这位"养狗大款"夫人 And now we sell the dog on to mrs. Big-shot breeder.
我现在就给她打电话 I'm ringing her now.
再说人们常说 靠骗人是发不了财的 And they say cheats never prosper.
通了 Ringing.
还没人接 Still ringing.
- 这是最后一次了 Danny - 我同意 - That's the last time, Danny. - I agree.
俗话怎么说来着 Albie... What do they say, Albie...
老的骗术是最好使的? The old cons are the best cons?
酒吧里的小狗这种手法 都快成古董了 The dog-in-the-bar is practically prehistoric.
是啊 拜托 这对我们来说 档次也太低了吧? Yeah, I mean, come on. It's beneath us, isn't it?
我还以为我们都是 干大买卖的呢 I thought we was all about the long con.
等我们找到目标 就去做大买卖 We are, when we get a mark.
那么 我们最好快点找一个 Well, we'd better find one soon.
900镑... 900 quid...
这礼拜的收入 The week's takings.
我们最好把Monty送回去 We'd better get Monty back.
哦 Albie 我们不能留下它吗? Oh, Albie, can't we keep him?
Letser该奇怪它上哪儿去了? Lester's going to wonder where he got to.
他不会的啦 他有上百条狗呢 He'll be all right. He's got hundreds of dogs.
好吧 如果你想在寂寞的长夜 有个人可以依偎的话... Well, if you want someone to cuddle up to on those long lonely nights...
我会去拿个热水瓶 I'll get a hot water bottle.
随你便 Whatever.
好了 Monty 你回家了 安然无恙 There you go, Monty. Back home, safe and sound.
每次它和你们呆上一天 脸上总带着笑容 Always has a smile on his face after a day with you lot.
是吧 Monty 呃? Don't you, Monty, eh?
他让我们感到骄傲 He made us proud.
酒吧里的小狗! Dog-in-the-bar!
一种让它重温过去 的小伎俩 对吧 A trick that takes him back to the old days, eh?
也让我回到了过去 It takes me back a while too.
Bomber? Bomber?
Bomber 怎么了? Bomber, what is it?
Bomber Bomber.
不 No.
Bomber? Bomber?
遛弯儿咯 Walkies.
只要多试几次就行 Just needs a bit more practice.
我看你可以让狗学学 I thought you could start doing "the flop"...
装死的把戏 With the dog.
我们需要比那更大的买卖... We need something bigger than that...
能激发我们斗志的目标 A mark that inspires us.
那等一下 Then hang on.
等一下下 Hang on.
找到了 象是专程 为你们准备的似的 Here, as the nun said to the bell ringer.
皇家犬类联盟慈善舞会 The royal canine league charity ball.
是的 就在前天 Yeah, just the other day.
大活动 去的都是伦敦的社会名流 Huge event, chock-full of London society.
200镑一张票 ?00 a ticket...
呃 当然能出的起的才花那钱 Well, for those who paid.
那也值得啊 A worthy cause.
是啊 这个活动 肯定筹集了5万镑 Yeah, the event must have raised 50,000.
可以买很多的狗粮 Buy a lot of dog food.
是啊 Would do.
但犬类联盟只收到了 不到1万镑 But the canine league received less than 10,000.
那么其他的钱上哪儿去了? So where did the rest of the money go?
跑到Bartwell女士的腰包里 Lady Bartwell's handbag.
Bartwell女士? Lady Bartwell?
她是这类活动的组织者 She's the woman who organizes the events.
狡猾 Crafty.
而且这也不是第一次了 And not the first time either.
我查了她组织的 其他慈善活动 I checked another charity she held events for.
大活动... Big events...
却是小数目支票... Tiiny check.
没错 而且售票并不是 她唯一的收入 Exactly. And ticket sales aren't her only form of revenue.
370镑... 380镑? 370... 380?
她甚至劝说大家在不知不觉中 参加庆祝活动以推动她的事业... She even persuades unwitting celebrities to aid her causes...
500镑 500.
成交 Sold.
她设置了赌博桌 但庄家总是赢 ...has gaming tables where the house always wins,
10镑的香槟她卖60镑 sells ?0 champagne for ?0 a pop...
全都打着慈善的幌子 全都现金支付 All in the name of charity, all in cash.
太下流了 That's nasty.
那慈善机构怎么对此无动于衷呢? Why don't the charities kick off about it?
她从未保证会给他们多少钱 She never stipulates what she's going to give them.
所以不管得到什么 他们都会感激不尽 And they have to be grateful for anything they can get.
她似乎是个绝好的目标 She sounds perfect.
那我们怎么接近她? So how do we get to her?
亲爱的Stacie 这正是我们要想的 That, my dear Stacie, is what we have to find out.
好吧 Billy 听着 Okay, right. Billy, listen up.
她住在切尔西 对吧? She lives in Chelsea, right?
她有个司机 我希望你去和他聊聊 She's got a chauffeur. I want you to talk to him.
我想知道所有的事 她去了哪里 I want to know everything: where she goes,
做了什么 和谁接触 what she's doing and who she's doing.
Derek 只求你在我绝经前 给我开门 Before my menopause would be nice, Derek.
Ash 我希望你能进到她的房子里 四处转转 Ash, I want you to get in the house, have a little mooch about,
看看她是怎么安置那些善款的 see how she blows this charity money.
Ash 该你上了 Ash, you're on.
有事? Yes?
我也就是一转身的功夫 它就不见了 I only turned my back for a mo, and he was gone.
Buzbee? Buzbee Buzbee? Buzbee.
主人不在家 Madam, she not here.
- 听见了吗? - 听见了 - Did you hear that? - Yes.
从楼上传来的 It's coming from upstairs.
不不不 Denzi包 No no no, the Denzi bag, la bagga Denzi.
是的 我知道只有六个 但我只想要那一个 Yes, I know there are only six, but I only want the one.
是的 Yes.
不不 我不要 No no, I will not.
先生 不知道你... Sir, I don't know whether you...
是的 Yes.
没错 它... Yes, he's...
它绝对在这里的哪个地方 He's definitely in here somewhere.
把它逼到绝路 就象1945年的日本 Got him cornered like the japs in '45.
是的 可我觉得你不... Yes, but I don't think that...
要不你换个时间再来? Maybe you come back another time?
Buzbee Buzbee.
- 你在干什...? - 上爸爸这儿来 - What are you...? - Come to daddy.
找到了 好孩子 There we are, good boy.
我找到它了 Here we are.
先生 我... Sir, I...
可怜的家伙 Poor thing.
一定被吓得六神无主了 上帝保佑它 Must be scared out of his wits, bless him.
是的 先生 Yes, sir.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
时装? Fashion?
时装 Fashion.
每季最新设计出炉 她总是冲在最前面 She's always first in the season's latest designs.
可她衣橱里一半的东西 都还带着标签 But half her stuff in her wardrobes still had the labels on.
那是因为等她要穿的时候 那些衣服已经过时了 That's because it's out of fashion by the time she's had a chance to wear it.
听着 她的司机说 她在到处找... Look, her driver said she was looking all over for some...
一种包 Some bag.
是的 我听到她嚷嚷这事 Yeah, I heard her banging on about that.
什么只有六个什么的 Something about there's only - six of them or something.
Denzi包 Tthe Denzi bag...
终极限量版 五个为私人收藏家所有 Ultimate limited-edition, five owned by private
还有一个 设计师偶尔会把它借出去 collectors, one occasionally lent out by the designer.
Clarissa想要什么 通常都能得到 What Clarissa wants, Clarissa usually gets.
该你了 Albie Over to you, Albie.
她为了钱和头衔 嫁给了她第一任丈夫 She married her first husband for his money and title,
并把她的名字Carol改成了Clarissa 觉得这样她就被授衔了 and she changed her name from Carol to Clarissa and thought she was set.
然后几年前 他终于看清了她 And a few years ago he finally saw through her
离开了 留给了她一大笔钱财 and left, leaving her a very generous settlement.
什么? 那她还抢慈善的钱? What, and she still robs charities?
真了不起啊 That's nice.
一切都很顺利 可我们对时装了解什么? All well and good, but what do we know about fashion?
就象我说的 我们对时装有啥了解? Like I said, what do we know about fashion?
时装本身就是拿来蒙人的 Isn't it just a con in itself?
还是个已经蒙住她的东西 And one she's already fallen for.
我们怎么设时装骗局? How do we do a fashion con?
我教你的还是太少啊! How little I've taught you.
世界上最著名的骗局之一 就是一个时装骗局 One of the world's most famous cons was a fashion con.
哦 是啊 Oh, yeah.
暖腿 (美国画家Harvey Edwards作品) Leg warmers.
不不 皇帝的新装 No no. The emperor's new clothes.
啊 毫无疑问 Ah, of course.
嗯 可那... 那只是个童话故事 Yeah, but that... That is just a fairy story.
却是个非常有用的童话故事 But a very useful fairy tale.
到底怎么回事? So what happened?
我小的时候 童话和我没缘份 Fairy tales passed me by when I was a kid.
Billy 蒙上你的眼睛 Billy, cover your eyes.
蒙上你的眼睛 Cover your eyes.
很好 很好 没错 Good. Good, yes.
不许偷看 不许偷看 No peeking, no peeking.
张开你眼睛 Uncover your eyes.
皇帝的新装
从前有位皇帝 There once was an emperor
十分虚荣 他只喜欢穿漂亮的衣服 who was so vain, he only cared about being well-dressed.
有二个骗子听说了他的事 Two swindlers heard about him
于是告诉他 他们制出了国内 and told him that they made the finest
最好的衣服 而且他们用了一种 clothes in the land, and they used a fabric
上好的织料 好到它是看不见的 对那些... that was so fine, it was invisible to anyone...
- 愚蠢 - 不称职的人来说 - ... stupid? - No, unfit for office.
到了这件不存在 的衣服展示的时候 Upon being shown the nonexistent clothes,
这位自大的皇帝说道 "这是我所见过的" the pompous emperor said, "these are the most
"最漂亮的衣服了" beautiful garments I've ever seen."
所有人都附和 因为没人想显得自己愚蠢 and everyone agreed, as no one wished to appear stupid.
只有一个小男孩除外... With the exception of one little boy...
他突然站出来说道 ...who suddenly stood up and said...
他看上去真可笑 He looks ridiculous.
但那个时候骗子们 已经拿走了他的钱 But by then the swindlers had taken his money
和他的尊严 and his dignity.
是啊 那很精彩 很棒 Yeah, that's wonderful, wonderful.
在Albert用一杯牛奶 But before Albert tucks us up
把我们哄睡前 我只想提醒各位 这只是个童话故事 with a glass of milk, I'll just remind everybody it's just a fairy tale.
不不 Albert 你想说的是 这完全取决于骗局设计 No no, but what you're saying, Albert, is it's all about the hype.
没错 就是这个意思 Exactly. Yes yes.
但我们得让Clarissa相信 But we have to convince Clarissa
我们有本国最时尚的东西 that we have the most fashionable commodity in the land.
然后让她花钱买 And then we make her pay for it.
你抢了我的话 Now you're talking my language.
Billy Billy...
我有事要让你做 I've got a job for you.
Billy
最近忙吗? What's going on?
你最近忙什么呢? What's going on then?
- 还好吗? - 嗯 不坏 还行 - You all right? - Yeah, not bad, not bad.
有什么事吗? What's happening?
Danny 我们根本不需要袋泡茶 Danny, we don't even need tea bags.
那只是我支开他的一个小花招 That was just a cunning ruse on my part.
聪明 为了什么呢? Ingenious. Why?
好吧 我想让你们知道 Okay, I wanna sound you out.
我觉得Billy已经 可以加入到我们中来了 I think Billy is ready to play the inside on this one.
等等 等等 你确定吗? Wait wait wait. Are you sure?
绝对 当然他会跟着管事的干 (英文中管事的一词也有硕士之意) Absolutely. And he will be working with a master, of course.
真不知道这么匆促的情况下 上哪儿去找个硕士 Don't know where we're going to find one of them at such late notice.
你是怎么找到我的? So how'd you find me?
到处问呗 有些人听说你在设局行骗 Asked about. Some guys heard you were doing cons.
多问问就找到你了 Couple more questions, and here I am.
不过你看上去不错 You look all right, though.
和从前不太一样 但很不错 Bit different from the old days, but nice.
是啊 很多事都变了 Yeah, a lot's changed since then.
嗯 对有些人是的 Yeah, for some of us.
好吧 他进步很大 Well, he has come a long way.
在相当短的时间内 In a very short space of time.
而且显示了他是可信的 And shown he can be trusted.
可他会脚踏实地吗? But can he think on his feet?
他必须让团队里的人 都觉得信任才行 He has to be trusted with any eventuality, working the inside.
他能做到的 He can do it.
我只是听说你混得不错 It's just that when I heard you was doing so well,
所以就想也许你愿意 帮兄弟一把 I thought you might like to help out an old mate.
好吧 你需要多少? Well, how much are we talking about?
2万左右 About 20 grand.
2万? 20 grand, yeah?
你可弄不到那么多钱 I can't get that sort of money.
但那些骗子 他们都是做大买卖的 对吧? But these cons, I mean they're big, aren't they?
是啊 而且放长线 Yeah, and long.
所以是放长线钓大鱼的 Hence the long-con part.
但你能拿到钱对吧? But you could get the money?
然后就拿来给你做本钱吗? 还是用来买毒品卖给别人? So it can bankroll your crack deals or get meth to the masses?
没门 伙计 No way, man.
好吧 要不我们边喝边谈吧? All right. Why don't we talk about it over a drink?
Eddie酒吧 如何? Eddie's bar, maybe?
这样我就能见见 你的新伙伴们了 Then I can meet up with your new mates,
让他们了解一些 他们所不知道的Billy fill them in on the Billy that they don't know about.
- 听着 如果你给我瞎捣乱... - 怎么了? - Listen, if you mess this up for me... - What's wrong?
莫非他们不知道你以前 是个卖毒品的吗 Billy? What, they don't know you used to be a pusher then, Billy?
过来 坐下 Billy Come on, sit down.
怎么了? What?
坐下 快点 Sit down. Come on.
有件事我们得和你谈谈 There's something we need to talk to you about.
这桩买卖 我们想让你做内应 We want you to work the inside on this one.
什么? What?
听着 我们了解你 信任你 Listen, we know ya, we trust ya,
所以我们想让你 正式加入我们 and we officially want to make you one of us.
怎么样? So how about it?
是真的吗? Really? Yeah?
太棒了 伙计 That's cool, man.
- 好极了! - 好孩子 - Right on! - Good boy!
好小子 Good man.
我的找零呢? Now where's my change?
是的 我只想要 一个Denzi包给那位夫人 Yeah, I just want one of those Denzi bags for the missus.
不是 No.
是... Yeah, it's...
Ritchie It's Ritchie.
Guy Ritchie的太太 (英国著名导演) Guy Ritchie.
是的 是的 能借用一下她会很开心的 Yeah yeah yeah, she'll be happy with a lend.
你知道Lu Chol今晚 有个收藏品展吧? You know lu chol is showing her collection tonight, don't you?
Clarissa打死也不会缺席的 Clarissa wouldn't miss that for the world.
抱歉 Lucy什么? I'm sorry, lucy who?
是Lu Chol... Lu chol...
设计师 The designer.
你知道我那双黑色银跟的鞋吧? You know those black shoes I've got with the silver heel?
哦 亲爱的 你刚证明了 自己这次适合做诱饵 Well, my dear, you may just have qualified as the roper on this one.
谢谢 Albie Thanks, Albie.
Kate Moss?你开玩笑吗 (英国著名模特儿 身高仅170cm) Kate Moss? You're kidding me.
你竟然情愿把它借个那个 袖珍型的小不点 却不肯借给... You'd rather lend it to that pocket-sized pinhead than to the queen of p...?
Kate Moss 公演! 今晚! Kate Moss. Premiere. Tonight.
漂亮 Perfect.
我是Kate的助理 你是保镖 准备好了? Kate's assistant, bodyguard. Ready?
真不敢相信她为了个包 这么小题大作 Can't believe all the fuss over one bag.
看来她是真不咋地 She seemed like a real piece.
她可不止如此 Billy She's more than that, Billy.
她偷慈善的钱 She's stealing from charity.
是啊 可我们偷她的 Yeah, but we're stealing from her.
骗子从不偷 他们骗 Grifters don't steal, they con.
这是有区别的 There's a difference.
真的有吗? Or is there though?
诈骗是一门艺术 The con is an art form.
Bartwell女士是下三流的 和那些抢劫老人... Lady Bartwell is a lowlife, down there with people
或是卖毒品给孩子的人 是一路货色 who rob old ladies or push drugs on kids.
出租车 Taxi.
第一章 下套
祝我好运吧 Ash Wish me luck, Ash.
- 你是英国最棒的 - 不是俄罗斯吗? - Best of British. - Don't you mean Russian?
Lu Lu... Lu, Lu...
那不会是... That's not a...
这是Denzi包吧? Is that a Denzi bag?
他送给我的时候 我都无法拒绝 I couldn't resist when he sending it over.
真是个可爱的人 Such a darling.
你认识Denzi? You know Denzi?
有点认识 Little.
一点点 A little.
哦 你还没拿喝的 Oh, you haven't got a drink.
服务生! Girl!
给我朋友拿一杯 A glass for my friend.
- 我真不该... - 不不 别说那些没用的 - I really shouldn't... - No no, nonsense.
我是Bartwell女士 I'm lady Bartwell.
Sophia Petrova Sophia Petrova.
啊 你好!(俄语)
你好!
那么和我说说 我怎么可能会不认识你呢? So tell me, how come I don't know you?
哦 真是对不起 Oh, I'm so sorry.
没关系 That's all right.
哦 真的很抱歉 Oh, I'm so sorry.
非常漂亮 这些... Nice, um...
哦 谢谢 Yes, thank you.
还没忘记我吧 兄弟? Haven't forgot about me, have you, bruv?
我本以为这个时候 该收到你的消息了 I thought I would have heard from you by now.
听着 我告诉过你 我弄不到钱 Look, I told you, I can't get the money.
可你现在忙一个骗局 不是吗? But you're working on a con now, yeah?
是的 可我... Yeah, but I'm...
我是个新人 I'm the new kid.
明白吗? 就是跑跑腿什么的 懂吗? Yeah? All I do is the running about, innit?
不 我不相信你 伙计 No, I don't believe you, bruv.
你瞧 你堵住我的时候 我正要去买袋泡茶 Look, I was out getting tea bags when you cornered me.
我是说真的 I'm being serious.
象样点的事 他们都不信任我去干 They don't trust me with anything decent.
那就算我告诉他们你的事 也没什么大不了的 So it won't be a big deal if I tell them about you then.
给你三天的时间 You got three days.
我们的总部在纽约... We're based in New York...
Vlad的生意 Vlad's business, you know.
不过秋天我会回伦敦来 But I'll be back here in London in the fall.
那你和你的丈夫一定要 来参加我的一个慈善活动 Well, you and your husband must come to one of my little charity dos.
我也有做慈善工作 I too also do the charity work.
真的? Really?
我赞助那些困境中的设计师 I help struggling designers.
我就是这样认识Lu的 That's how I know Lu.
哦 她很难称作是困境中的吧 Well, I'd hardly call her struggling.
五年前... Five years ago...
条纹紧身衣 梳着二小辫 Stripey tights, piggy tails
在北京的一间小黑屋里 in the back room in Beijing.
Lu Chol? Lu Chol?
梳二小辫 Piggy tails.
但我从她的作品中 看出了些与众不同的东西 But I saw somethink in her work, somethink nobody else had.
我于是打给Vlad 我们赞助她开展示会... I call Vlad, we sponsor her show...
当然了 是匿名的 Anonymous, of course.
那是当然 Of course.
不过也是有好处的! But it has its advantages.
我得过去和Lu聊二句了 I must go over and talk to Lu.
那么你在伦敦是为了... And so that's why you're in London...
追...追寻下一个杰出人才吗? To... To chase the next big thing.
也许是讫今最杰出的 Could be the biggest thing yet.
好了 伙计们 她上钩了吗? All right, guys, did she go for it?
宝贝 她觉得我时髦极了 Darling, she's thinking I was fabulous.
她当然会这样觉得 亲爱的 她当然会 As well she should, my dear, as well she should.
Ash 接下来怎么行动? Ash, where do we go next?
她每周四会和一位熟人 She has tea with an acquaintance
一起喝茶 在布伦海姆酒店 every thursday, the Blenheim hotel.
布伦海姆? Blenheim?
布伦海姆... Blenheim...
怎么听着这么耳熟? Why's that ring a bell?
哦 记得了 Oh, yeah.
你说过你会打电话的 You said you'd call.
哦 Tina 宝贝 我是想打的 亲爱的 Oh, Tina, babe, I wanted to, honestly,
可我妈妈把装有你号码的衣服 but me mum washed me kecks
就这么给洗了 with your number in them.
你把我的号码存你电话里的 You put my number in your phone.
你都不会相信 (那衣服)揉得都不成样子了 Unbelievable. Completely knackered it.
不过 它从来没那么白过 But granted, it has never been whiter.
要是经理发现了咋办? What if the manager finds out?
哦 得了吧 Aw, come on.
上次我们用了一个房间 他不也没发现么 对吧? Didn't find out last time we used a room, did he?
五点前你可以用... You've got until 5:00...
五点西班牙大使要入住 ...then the Spanish ambassador's checking in.
你真是个小天使 You are a little angel.
- 我是个傻瓜 - 才不 - I'm a mug. - No.
第二章 请君入瓮
又见面了 Hello again.
Clarissa
哦 多巧啊 Oh, how lovely.
你是来喝茶的吗? Are you here for tea?
不是 我住这儿 No, I stay here.
哦 那我请你和我 一起去喝点东西吧 Well, then I would love it if you'd join me for a drink.
真抱歉 我得回房等东西 I'm so sorry, I have delivery in my suite.
那么 我上你那儿去吧 Well, then I'll join you.
很棒吧? Perfect, yes?
你不是在等人吗? You're not expecting someone?
没有 没有 No no.
嗨 Cla... 亲爱的 Coo-ee, darling.
癌症 爱滋 流浪者 饥荒... Cancer, aids, the homeless, the starving...
我觉得我承担起了 戴安娜王妃未尽的事业 I feel as if I've picked up where Diana left off.
而且你也象王妃一样 喜欢时尚 And you also love fashion, like the princess.
我们是一根藤上的二个瓜 We're two peas in a pod.
和我说说... Now tell me...
我们头一回见面时 你提到过一个新生设计师 You mentioned a brand new designer when we first met.
我提了吗? I did?
哦 拜托 Sophia 别装了 Oh, come on now, Sophia, don't be coy.
我很想知道那人是谁 I'd love to know who it is.
失陪一会儿 Excuse me.
不好意思 Felix 不行 I'm sorry, Felix, no.
那是严格凭票入场的 我告诉过你了 It's strictly tickets-only. I told you that.
不 我不想要你跪下 至少不是为求我而跪下 (暗示: 跪下吹我喇叭都是ok地^^) No, I don't want you down on your knees, at least not to beg.
Felix 我得挂了 Felix, I've got to go, love.
好的 再接再厉 再见 All right, keep it warm. Bye-bye.
Sophia 宝贝 Sophia, lovely.
Felix Du Bois 快把我搞疯了 Felix du bois, driving me nuts.
Vogue(著名时尚杂志)今晚想入场想疯了 可你是知道Lorde的脾气的 Vogue are desperate to get in tonight, but you know what lorde's like.
哦 我没注意到你有客人 Oh, I didn't realize you had company.
这是Bartwell女士 这是Symon Darnell Lady Bartwell, this is Symon Darnell.
哦 很高兴认识你 Symon Oh, it's a pleasure to meet you, Symon.
那么告诉我 这个Lorde就是你看中的新人? So tell me, is this lorde your hot new thing?
很抱歉 Clarissa 我真的不能告诉你 I'm so sorry, Clarissa, I really cannot say.
这就是了? Is this it?
这就是 This is it.
能原谅我失陪一小会儿么? Would you excuse me, just for one moment?
哦 当然可以 Yes, of course.
我就在...这里等着 I'll just... Wait here.
哦 Symon 我太激动了 Oh, Symon, I'm so excited.
你准备好看了吗? You ready to see it?
哦 Symon 太了不起了 Oh, Symon, it's amazing.
不可思议 It's marvelous.
简直难以置信 Really marvelous.
哦 这钮扣 Oh, the button.
这钮扣 这些细节... The button, the details...
拜托 我能试一下吗? Please, could I try it?
我能试穿一下吗 求你了? Could I try it on, please?
五点前离开... Out by 5:00...
西班牙大使 Spanish ambassador.
光挂在那里 已经看起来... The way it just hangs there...
哦 来吧 摸摸看 Oh, go on, have a touch.
你好? Symon Darnell的电话 Hello? Symon Darnell's phone.
我是Felix du Bois 能让Symon听电话吗? Felix du Bois. Is Symon available?
不行 他现在没空 No, he's not at the moment.
那我一会儿再打 I will call back.
不 让我来传达吧? No, can I help?
是...不是有关Lorde展示会的事? Is... Is this about the Lorde show?
是的 他向我们保证 展示只对潜在的投资人开放 Yes, he assured us it was for potential investors only.
好的 Right.
那Annie Leibovitz(美国著名摄影家) 怎么飞来海斯陆了? So how is it Annie Leibovitz has just landed at Heathrow?
<名利场>也会来吗? (美国著名时尚杂志) Is Vanity Fair coming?
我知道你们自以为掌握了时尚 界最红的事物了 但我警告你们 I know you think you have the hottest thing in fashion, but I'm warning you,
敢怠慢Vogue绝对是个错误 赶紧把我们列入入场名单 it would be a mistake to snub vogue, so get us on that list.
好的... Right...
呃...这个...我得问问Symon Yes, well, I'll have to speak to Symon.
那就快付诸行动 (指把vogue列入名单) Make it happen.
是不是扮法国人? Was that meant to be French?
向卢瓦尔致敬的 诺曼底人 Classic Normandy, with a nod to the Loire region.
更象是向Clouseau致意 (法国歌手) With a nod to Clouseau, more like it.
Eddie 我的朋友 Eddie, my friend,
- 我得请你帮个忙 - 不行 - I need to ask a favor. - No.
那么我什么时候才知道 展示会的确切地址? So, when will I know exact location of the show?
别着急 我6点打给你 告诉你通行口令 Don't worry, I'll call you at 6:00. I'll give you the password.
好吧? All right?
美好的夜晚美好的吻 Big kiss for a big night.
很高兴认识你 Lovely to meet you.
我也很高兴 Symon 很高兴 You too, Symon. You too.
好了 我想我还要再喝一杯 Well, I think I might have another cup.
- 不行 - 我们只想借一下酒吧 - No. - We only want to borrow the bar.
这又不是图书馆里的书 It's not a library book.
要不我们以此为注打个赌吧? How about we settle this with a little bet?
不行 不赌 No, no bets.
- 我赌200镑 - 你在浪费你的口水 - I bet you 200 quid... - You're wasting your breath.
- 我喝3品脱酒(1品脱=1.136升)... - 我不听 - I can drink 3 pints... - I don't listen.
快过你喝... Quicker than you can drink...
三小杯 Three shots.
就这样? That's all?
就算你不吃 他们也会收费的 They still charge you, even if you don't eat them.
- 哪边? - 左边 - Where? - Left here.
下午好 Good afternoon.
快出去! Get out!
非常欢迎大使阁下入住本酒店
谢谢 Thank you.
我只是想亲自来欢迎一下您 I just wanted to welcome you personally
身为代理经理 您在此期间 and, as acting manager, say if there's anything
如有任何需要 请给我电话 you need while you're here, don't hesitate to call.
好好干 小伙子们 Come along, boys.
动作快点 Chop-chop.
就是说 我喝完这些 So I just have to drink these
只要比你喝完那些快 我就可以赢得200镑? quicker than you can drink those, and I'm 200 quid up?
没错 可如果你输了... Spot on. But if you lose...
好的 我会把酒吧借给你 Yeah, I lend you the bar.
好 唯一的规则是 我们谁也不能碰对方的杯子 Yeah. The only rule is, we're not allowed to touch each other's glasses.
很公平 Fair enough.
- 准备好了 Eddie? - 好了 - Ready, Eddie? - Ready.
开始 Go.
一杯喝完 可你连一杯的 一半还没喝到 One down, and you're not even halfway through your first.
干杯 Bottoms up.
看来你形势不妙啊 伙计? It's not looking good for you, is it, mate?
我想我要放慢速度 好好享受这个时刻 I think I'll take my time, savor the moment.
瞧 你总觉得自己很聪明 对吧?... See, you always think you're so clever, don't you...
总觉得"可怜的Eddie 他是个软柿子 很容易骗的"是吗? "poor Eddie, he's a soft sort, he's an easy target"?
这回总算 我成为了那个赢... But for once, I'm gonna be the one who comes up...
你这是干吗? What are you doing?
你不能碰我的杯子 记得吧? You can't touch my glass, remember?
干杯 Ed 今晚见 Cheers, Ed. See you tonight.
那么这车午夜会变成南瓜吗? So does this turn into a pumpkin at midnight?
哦 亲爱的 会变成一项重罪 No, my dear, it turnsinto a felony.
她盯着呢吗? Is she following?
就象是蜜蜂盯着蜜糖 Like a lamb to the slaughter.
跟上 Go on.
祝您度过愉快的夜晚 Have a nice night.
我是Bartwell女士 I'm lady Bartwell.
我是来参加私人投资派对的 I'm here for the private investors' show.
通行暗语呢? Password?
我的名字就是密码 My name is my password.
不 很有趣 但不是 No, funnily enough, it's not.
我想你刚才说你是位女士 And I thought you said you were a lady.
丢了东西吗 亲爱的? You lost something, love?
你 呃... 你在送衣服吗? Did, um... Did you deliver the clothes?
你认为Billy准备好 做内应了吗？ Do you still think Billy's ready to play the inside?
当然 'Course.
有什么疑问吗？
有疑问吗? Do we have doubts?
我也不知道 I don't know.
他看起来有点焦躁 He just seems a bit edgy.
我也觉得他有点心烦意乱的 I have noticed he seems a little distracted.
他平常很自信的 He's usually so confident.
他只是有点紧张 He's just nervous.
这很正常 第一次嘛 It's only natural. It's his first time.
你记得你的第一次吗 宝贝 You remember your first time, don't you, baby?
我早知道不能和你说点正经的 I don't know why I try to bother being serious with you.
有个男人过来了 There's the man.
这样够了吗 恩？ Is that gonna be enough, yeah?
恩 可以了 Yeah, that'll do.
她在找吗？ Did she go for it?
是的 她想从我这里骗出地址... Yeah, she managed to wheedle the address out of me...
10镑的小费为Lorde的秘密地址 Llorde's secret location for a 10 quid bribe.
真够贱的 She is cheap.
我都奇怪她怎么不要找零 I'm surprised she didn't ask for change.
可能她觉得没法进到这里 She realized there's no point trying to get in here.
我打赌她明天会去他的工作室 My bet is she'll head for his studio tomorrow.
好的 我们要挑点衣服吗？ Okay, are we sorted for clothes?
Ash和我明天就去圣马丁学院 Ash and I are central st. Martin's bound tomorrow.
很好 我们就看着我们闪亮的新星... Great. Then we get to watch our shiny new star...
冉冉升起 Rise.
躲到车里去 Get in the car and hide.
但我同意赞助那个展览 现在 But I agreed to sponsor the show, and now
我们现在让他为钱 而焦虑的等待 we're making him wait for money.
那只是一晚上 什么都算 It was one night and it meant nothing.
你坚持要惩罚我吗？ Are you going to keep to punish me?
那就把钱给我 Just get me that money.
- 你是谁? - 我是... - Who are you? - I'm...
我是Lady... I'm lady...
Lorde 又啥事 Lorde, what is it now?
我只是想... I just wanted to...
不好意思 我们昨天见过 你记得我吧? Sorry, you remember me from yesterday, don't you?
是的 当然 但你不应该来这里的 Yes, of course, but you really shouldn't be here.
没人该来这里的 No one should be here.
这是我的地盘 This is my sanctuary.
知道 我在处理呢 Thank you, I'm dealing with it.
你怎么找到这里的? How did you find us?
一定是有人说了 Someone must have talked.
是Sophia It was Sophia.
- Sophia? - 是的 她... - Sophia? - Yes, she...
我要和她吃午饭的 她叫我到这里来 I was meeting her for lunch, and she told me to come here.
她叫你来的? She told you to come here?
有什么问题吗？ Was that wrong?
- 对不起 - 我真不敢相信... 笨蛋！ - I'm sorry. - I can't believe... Idiot!
Devane先生要见你 Mr. Devane will see you now.
但本来是Lisa Coya要面试我的 But I think my interview's meant to be with Lisa Coya.
Trey 是的 Trey, yes.
Lisa会在之后见你 Lisa will see you right after.
这是两部分的工作 It's a two-part jobbie.
来吧 Come on.
-谢谢 -不客气 - Thank you. - Pleasure.
Link 这位是Trey Farmer Link, this is Trey Farmer.
Trey 进来吧 Trey, come in, come in.
请坐 轻松点 Sit down. Make yourself comfortable.
放松 Just relax.
Trey 我想告诉你我不喜欢 Trey, I want you to know that I don't agree
传统的面试 with the conventiona interview.
毕竟 时装是非传统的 After all, fashion isn't conventional.
为什么非得面试 呃? Why should the interview be, hmm?
总之 我会给你一个小时 Anyway, I'm going to give you one hour...
60分钟... 去做一个最具想象力的 60 minutes... to create the most imaginative
服装 材料就是这个 outfit you can out of this.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry about all this.
Lorde太在意他的隐私了 Lorde's ferocious with his privacy.
我只是想Sophia想要点 旁观者的建议 I just think Sophia wanted a second opinion.
我有没有机会 I don't suppose there's any chance I could have
稍微看下那些收藏? a little look at the collection, is there?
不好意思 不行 I'm sorry, no.
而且Sophia不该谈这些的 And Sophia shouldn't have said anything.
听着 我想请你和Lorde吃顿午餐 Look, I'd love to take you and lorde for lunch
来弥补这次的冒失 to make up for all this nonsense.
我想你离开就最好了 I really think it best if you just go.
我只是想道个歉 Please, just to say sorry.
Sophia一定会肯定我们 互相熟落一下 Sophia's obviously beggaring us both about today.
Lorde对餐馆很挑剔 Well, lorde's very picky about where he eats.
大家对睾丸癌都很恐慌 Then everyone was nuts for testicular cancer.
你说这是什么? What did you say this was again?
山羊 Goat.
山羊? 很不寻常啊 Goat? How unusual.
你怎么帮孩子们的? So how do you help the kids?
孩子? Kids?
街上的孩子 Kids on the street.
去年我为孩子们做了募捐... I did a benefit last year for children...
手扒自助餐 还情了两个辣妹成员 棒极了 Finger buffet, two Spice Girls... Wonderful.
Lorde有很强的社会责任感 Lorde is driven by a sense of social responsibility.
所以我们才选Sophia做我们的主办 That's why we chose Sophia to be our sponsor.
她做的慈善工作太多了 Her work for charity is exhaustive.
是的 我理解 Well, yes, I understand,
但是用黑手党的钱 but just how much of a social conscience
能有多少社会道德心呢 我也不确定 you can have with mafia money, I'm not quite sure.
黑手党？ Mafia?
这不该是我说的 Well, it's not for me to say,
但我觉得 Sophia的一些... but I do feel that some of Sophia's...
和纽约的关联 我们该称之为 可疑 Connections in New York are, well, shall we say, dubious.
我们在用黑手党的钱? We're taking mafia money?
听着 我不知道这事 Look, I didn't know about that.
不... 我想退出 No... I want out.
但我们都说好了 But we've already agreed.
钱呢? Where's the money?
我不知道 她就拿到手了 不是吗? I don't know. She's getting it, isn't she?
钱从哪儿来的? From where?
贩卖枪火? Gun running?
逼迫儿童卖淫? Child prostitution?
毒品 Drugs.
你不喜欢其他所有的投资者 记得吗? You didn't like any of the other investors, remember?
你说Elton觉得你很好笑 You said Elton was looking at you funny.
那就推迟时装秀 Well, pull the collection.
也许... Maybe...
我能帮忙？ I could help?
看完你的慈善工作后 So, after looking at your charity work
比较你和Lorde的世界观 and comparing your astro-chart with lorde's,
他很乐意请你主办他的第一次时装秀 he would like to ask you to sponsor his first collection!
太好了 That's wonderful.
太好了 Wonderful.
真不敢相信我终于 能看到那些服饰了 And I can't believe that I finally get to see the clothes.
是的 Yes, okay.
是明天晚上 Tomorrow night it is.
她正式上套了 She's officially wetting herself.
服装准备好了吗? Are the clothes all ready?
我们圣马丁太有才了 Our st. Martin's prodigy excelled himself.
她会为这些衣服报价10万? Is she really gonna cough up 100 grand for them?
如果我们都做对了她就会 She will if we've done our job right.
而且你们都见过她了... And you've met her...
愚蠢又虚荣 Stupid and vain.
就象那个皇帝 Just like the emperor.
谢谢你 Jackanory Thank you, jackanory.
嘿 你今天做的很好 孩子 Hey, you did well today, son.
这件事看来不会出差池 Can't possibly go wrong.
一会回来 我忘了我的电话 Back in a sec. I just forgot my phone.
哦 就当你的 Oh, just as it's your round.
-出去说 -听着 Billy 我只是... - Outside. - Listen, Billy, I just...
出去说 Outside.
你不会给我搞砸了吧 You're not gonna screw this up for me, yeah?
- 好的 冷静点 伙计 - 不 - All right, man, cool it. - No.
我融入那里 I fit in here.
我现在就做这行 This is what I do now.
我不会让你破坏这些的 I'm not gonna let you piss all over that.
我不想的 知道吗? I don't want to, all right?
那就不要打扰我 因为我回反抗的 Then don't mess with me, 'cause I'll fight for this.
知道了 好吗 我知道 I know, all right? I know.
那你来这里干吗? Then what the hell are you doing here?
我没辙了 成吗? I'm desperate, all right?
我帮Owen他们洗钱 *
但我另外有担交易 But I had this deal on the side.
所以说 你染手了黑社会的钱? So you were messing with gang money?
我本能靠这招 让自己全身而退 It was supposed to be my way out of there, innit?
但我搞砸了 所以我欠了2万 Then I got screwed, and now I owe 'em 20 grand.
你怎么不告诉我 这些钱是做什么的？ Why didn't you tell me that's what the money was for?
因为这就象以前... 'cause it's just like back in the day...
Nathan搞砸了 Billy把他保释出去 Nathan screws up, Billy bails him out.
现在你是在威胁我 And now you're threatening me.
我很害怕 伙计 I'm scared, bruv.
我也是 Yeah, me too.
这队新人一定对你很重要 This new crew must really mean a lot to you.
我们很铁 We're tight.
有点象我们以前 A bit like we used to be, eh?
听着... Look...
你还有几天期限 How long you got till you have to pay up?
3天 Three days.
我们的骗局明天结束 We finish our con tomorrow,
我一做完 soon as my check's cleared,
就会给你我的部分 I'm gonna give you my share.
你确定？ You sure?
你是个男子汉 兄弟 You're the man, Bruv.
但是 你该告诉我事实的 You should have told me the truth, though.
是的 我知道 Yeah, I know.
但是想要诚实 往往不太容易 是吗? It's not always easy being honest, though, is it?
准备好了吗? You ready?
听着 别担心 好吗? 她已经被我们蒙到晕头转向 Listen, stop worrying, all right? She's prime rib.
我们给她看衣服 她给我们支票 We show her the clothes, she hands us a check.
只是... Va-va-voom.
- 必须得进展顺利 - 会的 It's just too...
Bartwell女士 - It just has to go right. - It will.
叫我Clarissa 我告诉过你的 Lady Bartwell.
Symon Lorde 我来给你们介绍我的合伙人 Clarissa, I told you.
Reece Cummings Symon, lorde, let me introduce you to my business associate,
合伙人? Reece Cummings.
哦 他管理我所有的财务事宜 Business associate?
我做生意不能少了他 Oh, he handles all my financial affairs.
晚上好 I never make a move without him.
Clarissa 我们得谈谈 Good evening.
你知道Lorde有多 注重隐私 Clarissa, we really need to talk.
是的 而且我也接受这些 You know how private lorde is.
但如果要投资10万 Oh, yes, and I'm still really down with all that.
就得要所谓的100%确定 But if I'm going to invest ?00,000,
你在怀疑我吗? then I need to be 100% sure, so to speak.
不是 Lorde Are you doubting me?
你甚至不会觉得他在这里 Lorde, no.
绝对的控制和判断 对Lorde是很重要的 No, you won't even know that Reece is here.
你知道我是怎样做的 Well, absolute discretion and control are paramount for lorde.
生意不是这样做的 You know that's how I work.
我不想让他在这里 Well, that's not how business works.
- 好的 我们就... - 我不想他在这里 I don't want him here.
- 请让... - 这会毁了一切 - All right, we'll just... - I don't want him here.
很抱歉 - Please let... - This ruins everything.
- 你得冷静下来 - 她可能预先留了一手 I'm so sorry.
但他不是 我们得让他出局 - You got to calm down. - She might be primed.
不 那样他会看穿的 He's not. We have to get him out.
他看到衣服的时候也会看穿的 No, then he's gonna know something's up.
不 他不会知道的 如果我们给他看普通类型的衣服 He's gonna know something's up when he sees the clothes.
- 我不能失去这比钱 - 不会的 Billy... No, he won't know if we give him the pitch of our lives.
做内应的原则之一 - I can't afford to lose this money. - We won't. Billy...
就是不管发生什么都得冷静下来 One of the rules of working the inside, yeah,
- 好吗? - 好的 Is you gotta be cool whatever happens.
现在我们出去然后 卖给他们一个美梦 - All right? - Yes.
今晚我们会给你们展示 Now let's go out there and sell 'em a dream.
Lorde时装系列中的重要 三件作品 Tonight we'll show you three key pieces
这个系列将会推动 时装界的发展 from lorde's premier collection...
是时候... A collection that'll turn the fashion world on its axis.
开始新的信仰了 It's time...
一个真正的信仰 For a new religion!
Lorde! A true religion...
一个道出我们的灵魂 Lorde!
道出我们内心和思想的设计师 A designer that speaks to our souls,
宣扬个性的精神 Our hearts, our minds.
无拘束 无束缚 无抑制 Celebrating the individual spirit,
对现实世界的贪婪狡诈 有力的一击 unfettered, unchained, uninhibited.
这一季 不要靠在火旁暖身 Flipping the finger at the greed and duplicity of the modern world.
干脆做一团火焰照亮一切! This season, don't warm yourself by the fire.
真不敢相信 Be the one to light it!
我也是 I don't believe it.
哦 Lorde 这是 ... Neither do I.
这... Oh, lorde, it's...
- 太炫了! - 太愚蠢了! It's...
什么? Brilliant.
这是个玩笑 What?
哦 Lorde 亲爱的 我喜欢 It's a joke.
这就是时装的终极境界 Oh, lorde, darling, I love it.
你看到了吗 Reece? It is the ultimate fashion statement.
我看到的是三个布带子 Don't you see that, Reece?
他的思想被禁锢了 What I see are three sacks.
Clarissa 你知道我做生意的首要原则 His mind is caged.
只在有回报保证的时候才投资 Clarissa, you know my first rule of business:
这不是生意 only invest when you can guarantee a return.
这是艺术 This is not a business.
不 这是个玩笑 This is art.
我已经看够了 No, it's a joke.
不 等等 那个鲨鱼先生呢? I've seen enough.
谁? Well, no, wait a minute, what about that shark guy?
就是那个花10万 买了一个死鲨鱼的人 Who?
Charles Saatchi 那完全不同的 You know, the one that bought the dead shark for $100,000.
是的 但他最终以1千200万 卖掉了它 不是吗? Charles Saatchi. That was completely different.
Clarissa 我不会同意这笔可笑的投资 Yes, but he had the last laugh when he sold it for 12 million, didn't he?
我们走吧 Clarissa, I'm not going to sanction such a ludicrous investment.
很好 走吧 Let's go.
是我们选投资者 而不是反过来 Fine, go. Go.
只是Lorde认为你理解他的 We choose the investors, not the other way around.
以为你懂时尚 It's just lorde thought you understood him.
我是懂啊 He thought you understood fashion.
但她更懂生意 I do.
Clarissa 我们走 But she understands good business better.
也许风险太大了 Clarissa, let's go.
我很抱歉 孩子们 Maybe it is too much of a risk.
办一个服装秀怎么样? I am so sorry, boys.
什么? How about a show?
请一些业界的人 What?
当你听到他们的回馈 你就会知道你做的是对的 A few people from the industry.
我们没必要费牛劲 来证明自己 你说对不? When you hear their responses, you'll know you're doing the right thing.
Symon 我喜欢她 Now we don't have to jump through hoops to prove ourselves, do we?
我不想要Sophia或 其他投资者 Symon, I like her.
Lorde 我们喜欢保持隐秘的 I don't want Sophia, or the other investors.
我觉得 有Clarissa支持我 Lorde, you know we like to keep it private.
我已经有了展示整个系列的准备 I feel, with Clarissa behind me,
一个时装秀 I'm ready to show my entire collection.
Reece 现在 这会说服你吗? A fashion show.
如果回馈是积极的 我们才会投资 There you are, Reece. Now, will that convince you?
但前提非常严格 If the response is positive, then, and only then, will we invest.
看到了? 我知道他们最终会说服你的 But it's a pretty big "if."
我没被说服 You see? I knew they'd convince you in the end.
你以为我会相信他们找来的人吗 I'm not convinced.
这是什么意思 You think I'll trust the band of merry men they'll rustle up?
我想我们得自己发一些邀请 找些自己人 What do you mean?
Derek! I think we should send out a few invites of our own.
我还以为你睡到昏迷了呢 Derek!
他在想什么? And there was me, thinking you'd slipped into a coma.
不 我来回答 他根本没用脑子 What was he thinking?
她都走出门了 No, I'll answer that. He wasn't thinking.
但我们得重新部署 She was out the door.
我们另一重方法解决它 But then we should have regrouped, all right?
我们不要办一场时装秀 We tackle it another way.
听着 这是有可能的 We don't offer a... Fashion show.
只是一场几个骗子参与的表演 Look, it's possible.
不是 我们得展示整套系列 Just a small show with a few grifters.
我是说 三片布袋是解决不了的 不是吗 No no, we're going to have to present the complete collection.
我告诉你了 Billy 当负责做内应时 就得保持冷静 I mean, three sacks aren't gonna cut it, are they?
Danny 不要逼他了 这是他第一次 I told you, Billy, when you work the inside, you've got to stay cool.
- 不是这个原因 - 那是什么? Danny, go easy on him. It's his first time.
听着 我... - No, it's not that. - Well, what is it then?
我只是不想让你们失望 就是这样 Look, I...
听着 这不是最理想的解决方法 I just didn't wanna let you guys down, that's all.
但我们齐心协力就可以成功 Well, look, it's not the ideal solution,
看起来开场的时间到了 but we can pull it off if we work together.
Phantom Joseph Evita... Looks like it's showtime.
他需要新灯光设备 Phantom, Joseph, Evita...
是的 但Andrew... He wants new lighting rigs for the lot.
不好意思 如果看不到他们 付诸于行动 Yeah, but Andrew...
Lorde Loyd Webber不会应承此事 所以演示得是必要的 好吗? Sorry, Lord Lloyd Webber won't commit till he's
Coen先生 Edith Scott 邮政日报的 seen them all in action, so a demo will be really useful, yeah?
McQueen说你是国内最有影响的 时装讲师(McQueen-著名时装设计师) Mr. Coen, Edith Scott, Daily Mail.
- 可以发表点意见吗? - 他这么说的? Mcqueen's named you the most influential fashion lecturer in the country.
是的 反正 - Care to comment? - He did?
他这么说也是必然的 Yeah, he did. It was bound
可以进行原声采访吗? to happen eventually.
同学们 我想要你们知道 Care to give me a couple of sound bites?
我不相信传统的教学方法 Now, boys and girls, I want you to know
我会给你们... I don't believe in conventional teaching methods.
是的 我的朋友都找鼓手 I'm going to give you...
我心想 演唱会筹备的人 哪儿都能找到 Yeah, my friends all go for drummers.
鼓手的棒子那么细 I'm like, give me a roadie any time.
知道我什么意思吗? Drummers have got such thin sticks.
声音检查 Know what I mean?
测试一 二... Sound check.
那些人什么样的? Testing, one, two...
你认识吗? So what are they like, the guys?
Felicia 亲爱的 你会喜欢的 Do you know 'em?
好的 Ash已经找了一个地方 Felicia, darling, you'll love it.
我们需要一些模特 Right, Ash has got us a location.
那帽子就别带了 Phil We need some models.
打扮时髦点 Mike? Lose the hat, Phil.
你看起来很可爱 Jess 随后再安排你们 Now the look is stylish. All right, Mike?
我们开始吧 You look lovely, Jess. Settle up with you later.
我知道200镑门票有点不合理 但记住那是Lorde Let's do it.
你确定这次不会出错吗? I know ?00 sounds steep, but it is lorde, remember.
不会的 You sure nothing will go wrong this time?
我保证 好吗? It won't.
因为是这样的 过了今晚我就完了 I promise, yeah?
欢迎 请进 'cause that's it. After tonight I'm finished.
尽兴 我的朋友 Welcome, welcome. Come in.
欢迎到Lorde的世界 Enjoy, my friend, enjoy.
- 玩的开心 - Richard Graydon Welcome to the world of lorde.
Graydon先生 - Have a great time. - Richard Graydon, GQ.
你们能教训这个婆娘 已经算是给我的报酬 Mr. Graydon.
说到恶人 恶人到 Knowing you're taking this woman is payment enough.
看看你 Speak of the devil.
这都是谁? 咋回事? Look at you!
Symon 我是个不太听说的女孩 Who and what...?
你是指? Symon, I've been a bit of a naughty girl.
这些是什么人? What do you mean?
恩 我们邀请了一些自己挑的客人 Who are all these people?
但我们说好... Yeah, we invited a few select guests of our own.
哦 Symon 他们都是我的朋友 他们很懂时尚 But we agreed...
他们会喜欢Lorde的 Oh, Symon, they're all my friends, and they know everything about fashion.
这样会很混乱的 They're going to love lorde.
不 我会和Lorde说的 This is way way out of order.
他会听我的 No, I'll speak to lorde.
夫人... He listens to me.
你不能这样做 Baroness...
我们已经做了 You can't do this.
我们说过我们安排客人名单 We have.
哦 Lorde 对不起 We said we'd organize the guest list.
你毁了一切 Oh, lorde, I'm sorry.
Lorde 记住... You've ruined everything.
这太糟了 Lorde, remember...
如果你这样毫无组织的发邀请 This is bad.
那些主流时装制作 将会窃用我们的创意... If you've sent out invites willy-nilly,
范思哲 迪奥... the major fashion houses could infiltrate us...
会好的 Versace, Dior...
你会看到的 It'll all be fine.
真强 You'll see.
一次时装秀 就这样 Brilliant.
女士 欢迎 One fashion show, one big... Up.
先生们 欢迎 Your ladyship, welcome.
大家好 Gentlemen, welcome.
我知道我们有点延迟了 Hello, everyone.
但你们看过我们的展示后 I know we're running a teeny bit behind schedule,
你们就会同意这是绝对值得等的 but when you see what I've got to show you,
现在 我将首次为大家 展示我的发现 I know you'll agree it was beyond worth the wait.
来自Lorde的首次女装系列展示 Now, for the first time, I give you my discovery,
- 他们很喜欢 - 什么? the premier haute couture collection from...
他们喜欢这些 - They love it. - What?
我说不出来... 他们坐在那里... They love it.
你该看看他们的表情 I can't tell you... They're all sitting there...
我将是你的新主办人 You ought to see their faces.
哦 Lorde 太棒了 I'm going to be your new sponsor.
他们随时站起来我都不会奇怪 Oh, lorde, it's amazing.
要到你致谢的时间了 向观众鞠躬吧 I wouldn't be surprised if they're on their feet any minute.
- 你准备好了吗? - 是的 It's nearly time to take your bow.
不 我做不来 - Are you ready? - Yes.
但你得去呀 No, I can't do this.
我的时装已经为我代言 But you have to go out there.
Lorde 你一定要去 My clothes speak for me.
今晚我不能再展示任何东西了 Lorde, you must.
但他们会很想看到设计者 I can't show any more tonight.
或者至少是设计者的代表 But they'll expect to see the designer at the end.
恩...你穿上我衣服 你去 Or at least a representative of the designer.
什么? 不 不行 Well... You put on one of my frocks, and you go.
我可以吗? What? No, I couldn't.
你支持我 Could I?
理解我 You supported me.
我希望你得到你该得的 You understood me.
她会得到她应得的 I want you to have everything you deserve.
这太荒谬了 And she's gonna get it.
我不会坐在这里被垃圾凌辱 This is ridiculous.
这是绝对的垃圾 I will not stay here and be insulted by this rubbish.
没人会穿的 This is utter poppycock.
花200镑? No one's gonna wear that.
纯粹的垃圾 ?00 this cost.
她拿了我们的钱还当我们是傻瓜 Total garbage.
就是垃圾啊 She's taken our money and taken us for fools.
先生们 女士们 请注意 It's rubbish.
今晚的女主办人 Clarissa Bartwell女士！ Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please.
你看起来真蠢！ Your hostess for the evening, lady Clarissa Bartwell!
我的名声全毁了 You look stupid!
谢天谢地我没有投资 My reputation is in tatters.
哦 但... Thank god I didn't invest.
你投资了 Oh, but...
你... You did.
为我们所有人 You...
这是给Lester和Monty的内部信息 To us.
现在由Lester和Monty 揭开谜底 And here's to Lester and Monty for the tip-off.
- Monty - 你好 Lester - Monty. - Hello, Lester.
大家好 Hello, you lot.
我想你们得看看这个 I thought you ought to see this.
是什么? What's that?
她似乎发了相当多的这个 She seems to have sent out an awful lot of these.
整件事失败了 The whole thing's busted.
酒吧的狗 Dog-in-the-bar...
完美的B计划 The perfect plan b.
Danny 我们说好了 不再做"酒吧里的狗"这种把戏 Danny, we said no more dog-in-the-bar.
我知道 但这是镶金带银嵌钻石 I know, but this is dog-in-the-bar with knobs on...
的"酒吧里的狗"把戏 ...great gold and diamond-encrusted knobs.
如果你这样毫无组织的发邀请 If you've sent out invites willy-nilly,
那些主流时装制造 将会窃用我们的创意... the major fashion houses could infiltrate us...
范思哲 迪奥... Versace, Dior...
一次时装秀 就这样 One fashion show... One big... Up!
就象我们计划的一样 Just as we planned.
先生们 欢迎 Gentlemen, welcome.
你好吗? How are you doing?
所以 100万英镑 我们获得专有权 对吗? So, a million pounds, and we get exclusive rights, right?
你手上有些样品吧? You have those?
Bartwell女士和我一看到那些作品 Lady Bartwell and I snapped up the little genius
就抢购了那个小天才 the moment we saw the collection.
他有出众的才能 He's an extraordinary talent.
所以我们达成了一致 So we have a deal, huh?
好的 我们会等电话的 All right, we'll be waiting by the phone.
放松点 Take it easy.
我之前有点蠢了 I was just being foolish.
10万英镑? 好吧 100,000? Okay.
听着 我不很确定 Look, I'm not sure, though.
什么? Sorry?
今晚这么多时装界的人士... As there are all these fashion people here tonight...
他们不是Clarissa They're not Clarissa.
他们不会象她那样尊重你 They won't respect you like she does.
他们都赚着肮脏的钱 They're nasty money men.
你有姓吗? 还是就叫Lorde? Do you have a surname, or is it just lorde?
这样吧 你加5万...我就签 I tell you what: you add 50k... I'll sign.
15万 150,000.
是的 现金 Yeah. Cash.
什么? What?
我不喜欢银行... I don't like banks...
蒙人钱的下流家伙... Nasty money men.
Clarissa 推延表演 Clarissa, stall the show.
就...照做就好! Just... Just do it!
开车 Derek Drive, Derek.
我知道我们有点延迟... I know we're running a teeny bit behind schedule...
谁会想到? Who'd have thought it?
Danny Blue会独自想出个B计划 Danny blue with a plan B all of his very own.
看来得过好长一段时间 I think it's going to be a long time before anyone
才会有人再走进Bartwell女士 组织的活动了 goes to one of lady Bartwell's events again.
来干一杯吧 伙计? You want a top-up, mate?
不 谢谢 No, thanks.
来吧 你不止证明了自己 因为你我们多得了5万 Come on, you more than proved yourself. We're 50 grand up 'cause of you.
Billy 你是关键人物 You're the man of the hour, Billy.
恩 听着 我得告诉你们一些事... Yeah. Look, there's something I want to tell you...
关于我的... About me...
我以前的所作所为 And what I used to do.
你拿到了吗 Did you get it?
这里有5万英镑 There's 50 grand there.
什么? 他们只要2万啊 What? They only wanted 20.
不是给他们的 It's not for them.
是让你脱离出来 重新开始 It's for you to get out, start again.
离开吧 Nathan Disappear, Nathan.
这是你的机会 This is your chance.
那你怎么得到这些的 So how'd you get all this?
我得到了一些朋友的帮助 I had a little help from my friends.
谢谢 伙计 Thanks, man.
保重 Take care, yeah?
我会的 Yeah, I will.
我不敢相信 100万呀 I can't believe this. A million pounds.
想想用这笔钱 你能"资助"多少慈善机构 Think how many charities you can help with that.
谁说骗子不会发大财? And who said cheats never prosper?
还在响 Still ringing.
日安 伙计 Well, good day for you, mate:
Clarissa蒙羞 我们带着10万离开 Clarissa humiliated, and we still walk away with 100 big ones.
为公平起见 我们该把钱捐给慈善机构 In all fairness, that money should be donated to charity.
- 等等 - 哦 算了吧 Danny - Hang on a sec. - Oh, come on, Danny.
我们可以捐一半给慈善机构 We can give half to charity.
- 一半? - 是的 至少一半 - Half of it? - Yeah, at least.
- 你在开玩笑吧 - 没有 - You are joking, yeah? - No.
我们这辈子从没这么认真过 I've never been more serious in my life.
我们同意 Come on, we agreed.
算了吧 Danny Come on, Danny.
或者我们可以给狗舍 Or we could give it to the doghouse.