嘘 嘘 Ssh! Ssh...
对不起 先生 跟我来一下好吗 Excuse me, sir. Can you follow me, please?
-在哪 -什么在哪 -你知道什么 - Where is it? - Where's what? - You know what.
对不起 Sorry.
我可以穿上裤子吗 Can I put my trousers back on now?
兄弟 这不是金的 It's not real gold, mate.
是锡 It's tin.
要么给我9.8元现金 要么我叫警察 Now that's ?9.80 cash or I'm calling the police.
好吧 别动怒 All right. Keep your shirt on.
给你 60镑 Here you are. Here's 60 quid.
不用找了 Keep the change.
怎么了 我怎么会知道他原来是珠宝商呢 What? How was I supposed to know he used to be a jeweller!
不 做得很好 我想我们学到点东西了 No, that was very good. I think we all learned something.
能请你... Can I just...
我要跟踪他 知道任何他联系的人 I want him followed. He makes contact with anyone.
我想要知道的多一些 明白吗 I want to know about it. You understand me?
那还等什么 Well, what are you waiting for?
每一个天才的生命中 There comes a time in every grifter's life
都需要停下来反思一下 when you need to pause, to reflect,
后退一步 to take a step back and just...
做个深呼吸 breathe.
-先生 -谢谢 - Sir. - Thank you.
-拉斯维加斯 -还有哪 - In Vegas. - Where else?
所有场所都是出入自如的地方 Somewhere you're not banned from every casino in town.
通过安检也很有趣 Getting past security is half the fun.
我猜这是... Well, I guess this is erm...
三个袜子 Three socks.
三只袜 Three socks.
-那是谁 -麻烦货Finch - Who's that? - That is Liability Finch.
和原来一样谨慎 Discreet as ever.
- 他们为什么叫他麻烦货 -这就别问了 - How come's they call him Liability? - Give it time.
我不在你们能搞定吧 You think you can manage without me?
我们会尽力的 小心点 We'll do our best. Watch your back.
-你们也是 再见 -玩得开心 - You too. Bye. - Have a good time.
-嗨 -你还好吗 Finch - Hey! Ooh! - You all right, Finch?
-是我 Finch -我们知道 - It's me, Finchy. - Yeah. We know.
我来了 Get in!
-你好 老家伙 -哦 天哪 - Hello, big boy. - Oh, lord.
真不敢相信 I don't believe it.
你是Mickey Bricks Mickey Bricks.
钞票Mick先生 Sir Mick of Brick.
你是司仪 对吧 The master of ceremonies, eh?
我不知道你们还一起工作呢 I didn't know you were still working together.
哦 这几个是新人 你好新人 Oh, some new people, hello new people.
你能控制下自己吗 Finchy You couldn't keep it down, could you Finchy?
-只有你一个人在引起注意 -在我们身上 - Only you're drawing attention. - To us.
明白了 我明白你意思了Mickey Got you Mickey, got you.
他看起来一点也不高兴 是吗 Hasn't lightened up any, has he?
说真的 能以这种方式见面对我们来说真是再幸运不过了 Seriously, meeting like this could not be luckier. For all of us.
-我们怎么认识这家伙的 -我和三只袜是老交情了 - How do we know this bloke? - Me and Three Socks we go way back.
我们有段时间一起诈欺 Used to work the short con together.
-犯罪伙伴 -在我觉悟之前 - Partners in crime. - Before I came to my senses.
记得我们在布莱顿时 Remember that time in Brighton
一天下午就连骗六局 we pulled the pigeon drop six times in one afternoon?
我记得那天最后一个目标 I remember, last mark that day
最后竟然是个歇班的女警察 turned out to be an off-duty policewoman.
这种事情我们碰到过好几回呢 We had some times!
-的确 -我们正在被监视 - We DID some time. - We're being watched.
是的 严密监视 Finch 我们得分开 Yeah. Closely. Finch, we may have to cut this short.
-为什么 我说错什么了吗 -几乎都是 - Why, what've I said? - Nearly everything.
我们在到处是警察的地方 We try not to discuss business in a public place
不谈公事 crawling with Old Bill.
对 是的 是的 Right yeah, right, yeah.
你在这 我们得迅速离开 There you are. We have to move fast.
我带了几个助手 I've brought associates with me,
我想应该有人跟你说了 I presume you were told.
-你的车呢 -在外面 - And your car? - It's outside.
他太棒了 He is good!
我真想一整天都看着他工作 I could watch him work all day.
那么你是他的接班人了 So you next in line for the throne, then?
不 不是 Nah. Not really.
别这样 你看起来就像 Come on. You look it.
说真的 根据我诈骗的经验 这些我都能看得出 Seriously, grifting royalty, I've got an eye for these things.
我们为何不在都安顿好了再联系 Why don't I give you a bell sometime we'll catch up properly, yeah?
好主意 I'd like that.
-现在时机不对 -时机不对我懂 - Now's not a good time... - Not a good time. I understand.
祝你好运 伙计 Good luck, mate.
很开心见到你三只袜 Nice to see you Three Socks.
我要辆车 马上 I want a car. Now.
不管你用什么办法 I don't know how you're going to do it
但是我要在40分钟内到城里 谢谢 but I need to be in the city in 40 minutes. Thank you.
嗨 等等 等下 Hey. Wait up. Hang on.
我可以搭个顺风车去市中心吗 Couldn't cadge a lift into town, could I?
好吧 Go on.
一个条件 不许说话 One condition. No talking.
我们什么时候组队的 Ash When was it we teamed up, Ash?
83年还是85年 肯定是这两者之一 '83 or '85? I know it was one of them.
撞车倒下 我们就是从那开始的 The flop, that's how it all started...
对于他这种块头来说他得动作已经很灵巧了 Amazing dexterity for a man of his size and build.
你看到他时不会觉得他能做这种动作吧 You wouldn't think it to look at him would you, eh?
然后我装作过路的医生给他诊治 Then I would turn up as a passing doctor and diagnose the injuries
哦 天哪 Oh dear. Oh...
肋骨严重擦伤 Severe bruising to the ribs.
你将有一段时间不能开叉车了 You won't be able to operate your forklift truck for a while.
-你靠什么谋生的 -开叉车 - What is it you do for a living? - Forklift operator.
我就知道 Thought so.
我是个路过的医生 I'm a passing doctor.
那一次结果喜忧参半 Mixed results on that one.
我们在被人跟踪吗 Are we being followed?
拜托 这是单行道 Please! It's a one way street.
如果我是你 我会找医生看看这种自我价值感病 I'd see somebody about that ego, if I were you.
我们是在被人跟踪 We are being followed.
他卷入什么和警察有关的烂事吗 Has he got us into something with the police?
-灰色沃尔沃 -我们才刚和他见面 - Grey Volvo. - We only just met him.
-麻烦货Finch -那是Michael取的绰号 - Liability Finch. - That moniker Michael,
我从来没喜欢过这个绰号 which I've never been a real fan of...
那已经是陈年旧事了 我的诈骗时期已经过去了 is now obsolete. My grifting days are behind me.
从现在起 我开始从事高端盗窃 From now on, it is high-end burglary all the way.
听说你进去过了 Heard you'd been back inside.
只是创业初期的小困难 没什么大不了 Teething problems, glitches.
-虽然被抓到了 -两次 - Since identified. - Twice.
-但最后又被放了 -Finch 为什么我们会被跟踪 - And ironed out. - Finch, why are we being followed?
别看着我 Don't look at me.
我也很疑惑为什么被跟踪 I'm still dubious about this whole being followed premise.
或许是因为我在机场被个海关小小的逮捕了下 I might have had a... little run in with customs at the airport.
你知道你在干什么吗 You know what you're doing?
我们得停止牺牲 目前为止你一直在让我们被注意 Cutting our losses. So far you've only drawn attention to us.
机会再敲响你的门而你却堵上了耳朵 You're blocking your ears to opportunity knocking.
把后备箱打开 Open the boot please.
听着让我把事实真相告诉你 Listen let me just fill you in on the background.
你会喜欢的 我在巴西干这个 You're going to love this. I was doing this job in Brazil...
25英里外有个公共汽车站 There's a bus stop a quarter of a mile that way.
你快问 巴西 "Brazil"', you ask...
-巴西吗 -是的 巴西 - Brazil? - Yeah, Brazil.
什么都别说了 我们不想被卷进来 Don't say anything. We don't want to get sucked in.
你不想知道是什么工作吗 "What kind of job was it?" you ask.
-什么工作 -Sean - What kind of job? - Sean.
听见了吗 我们可以听他把真相说出来 这又没关系 Listen? We can hear him out, can't we? Can't hurt.
什么工作 What kind of job?
我偷了一幅非常昂贵的梵高的画 Stealing a very expensive painting by Van Gogh.
很好 见到你总是很开心 我们必须再做一次 Good. Always a pleasure to see you we must do this again soon.
再做一次 认真的吗 好像总是很突然 Again, serious. Always in a rush.
我见过这个 它是位巴西农场主的 I saw this. It belonged to a Brazilian rancher.
报纸上说它值四百万 Paper said it was worth four million.
看来他要把手头的事放一放了 你想看看这个小伙子的表现吗 See he's got the current affairs down. You wanna watch this fella.
-这就是你干的事 -太愚蠢了 - That was you? - That was stupid.
-你怎么参与到这种事情里的 - How did you get involved in something like that?
高端盗窃 我有网络 High-end burglary? There is a network.
在事情发展的过程中自然会引起我的注意 Things'll be brought to my attention as a matter of course.
你偷听别人在酒吧说话吧 You overheard somebody talking in a pub.
我意识到这个国家市场上的 I became cognizant that a collector in this country
收藏家被荷兰人 was in the market for a certain piece
占了一定份额 现在被那些喜欢 by the Dutch master, currently in a private collection
开发热带雨林为生的私人收藏家私藏着 by some bloke who likes to strip the rainforests for a living.
我爷爷是纳粹 Grandad was a Nazi.
你不会喜欢他的 Mickey You wouldn't have liked him, Mickey.
然后呢 And?
我要申请这个工作 Well, I applied for the job.
我以为你简历上是瞎掰的 I take it you lied on your CV.
我的确在简历上做了些手脚 Well, I may have presented a sort of edited version.
你忘了写上你的绰号Liability了 You left out the part about people calling you Liability.
你看那些刚刚移民的并且被质疑的艺术收藏家 You see the art collector in question,
用一种没有偏见的 being a recently-arrived immigrant,
全新眼光来看我的申请材料 looked upon my application with a refreshing lack of prejudice.
因为他们还不太了解你 Because he didn't know any better.
这个刚刚移民的艺术收藏家 This recently-arrived...art lover.
-他从哪来 -俄罗斯 - Where's he from? - Russia.
那更糟 It gets worse.
他认为德国人 He reckons the Germans
在战争期间偷了他家的画 stole the painting from his family during the war.
他出价20万 He was offering 200K.
比之前那个人多两万五 我那个放高利贷的熟人派上用场了 25 up front. Came in handy with a loan shark acquaintance of mine.
是什么让你觉得你准备好为俄罗斯人工作了 What made you think you were ready to work for a Russian gangster?
到此打住 我拒绝回答 I want to stop you there. I reject that, you see.
你听到俄罗斯这个词 You hear the word "Russian"
就马上得出结论 and you just jump to conclusions, don't you?
这是偏见 你们不害羞吗 Well, that's biased. Shame on you,
你们真可耻 可耻 shame on the both of you. Shame!
他是个艺术爱好者 是个鉴赏家 He's an art lover, a connoisseur.
如果你辜负了他的期望他说他会怎么做 What did he say he would do if you failed him?
把我耳朵切下来 没准是个艺术性的玩笑 Cut my ear off. That might have been an art joke.
他还说会开着卡车从我身上压过去 但也说不准 He did say he'd run me over with a haulage truck, so maybe not.
盗窃 我猜你失败了 对吧 The heist, I'm just guessing, you bungled it, right?
这一点你错了Mickey Bricks 进行得很顺利 That's where you are wrong Mickey Bricks, it went smooth.
不过它比我想象的要大 It was bigger than I thought though.
你看在书里 它很迷你 对吧 You see it in the book, and it's tiny, isn't it?
然后你把画带回了俄罗斯 And bringing the painting back here to the Russian?
是的 我是说我本来是要带回的 但是进行的不是很顺利 Yeah, I mean it was... I mean it didn't go quite as well.
你什么时候意识到你入境巴西时警察 When did you realise the police
会在乘客名单上找到你的名字 would have your name on passenger records entering Brazil,
那幅画丢失的两天前吗 two days before a masterpiece goes missing?
或许比那稍晚那么一点 Probably slightly too late.
或许我该试试假护照 It's possible that maybe I should have tried to sort out a fake passport,
或者类似的东西 something like that.
或者提前做好计划 Or made some effort to plan in advance,
而不是临时抱佛脚 instead of jumping in way over your head.
这就是海关抓你的原因 That's why customs pulled you in?
是的 他也是个可怕的海关 Yeah. He was a horrible customs officer as well.
自大的家伙 严重自大 Full of himself. In a bad way!
不是Clifford Davis吗 Not Clifford Davis?
对 是他 奉承者Clifford Davis Yeah, that's him, yeah. Smarmy.
去年破了六个走私大案 Brought down six major smuggling operations last year.
哈哈 我先他一步 Ha, ha! Me, one step ahead of him.
-我是空手回来的 -那画现在在哪 - Came back empty-handed. - So where's the picture now?
在机场的柜子里 It's in an airport locker.
里约热内卢国际机场 Rio International.
我还没想好该怎么把它带出来 I haven't quite worked out how to get it back yet so it's kind of
所以就放在约热内卢了 stuck in Rio.
但是海关他们也没钥匙 They didn't get the key, though. The customs officer.
那画现在就在 就在 That's currently, it's currently...
中转站 in transit.
那么你的俄罗斯伙伴什么时候要货 So when's your Russian gangster due to take delivery?
周一 但是 Monday. But hey,
我会向他解释 他会理解我的 I'll explain the situation and he'll see reason
我们或许可以各走各的 不是吗 and we can probably just go our separate ways, can't we?
是的 或许是这样但也可能把你杀了 Yeah. Either that or he'll just kill you.
是的 就是这样 Yeah, there is that.
所以我碰见你们很幸运 Which, is why it's so lucky I bumped into you lot.
特别是你 传奇者Mickey Bricks Especially you, the legendary Mickey Bricks,
思想者 是吗 thinker of things, eh?
是的 Yeah.
有名的险境实干家 Famed getter-outter of tight spots.
Finch 我们不会帮你把画拿回来的 Finch, we are not going to get your picture back for you.
哦 拜托 Mickey Oh, come on, come on, Mickey.
你可以想想办法 把它走私来 You can think of something, smuggle it in?
我们从机场开始就一直被跟踪 We've been followed from the airport,
或许是被你那超级海关警察 我们对他来说是熟面孔了 probably by your customs supercop. We're known acquaintances.
我们可能正在被监视 We're probably under surveillance.
你说得太严重了 You're blowing this out of proportion.
现在海关知道你没拿画 他们会随时保持警觉 Now customs know you haven't got the picture, they'll be on alert.
他们会仔细检查巴西入境的 They'll comb through luggage, running security checks on
每一个人和他们的行李 everyone entering the country from Brazil.
是的 是这样 这是个挑战 这不就是你们喜欢的嘛 Yeah, that's it, though. It's a challenge! It's what you lot like.
Finch 这行不通 Finch, it can't be done.
你说的对在那20万上我该五五分成 You're right I'm good to go 50/50 on the 200.
对半分 50/50.
在这种残酷的情况下 我只是 Underneath this cool exterior, I'm just a bit...
担心被杀 anxious about the getting killed part is all.
我想你们会为了老朋友冒一次险 Thought you might want to go that extra mile for an old friend.
只要把画走私入境 You know, smuggling a painting in.
Mickey? Mickey
Ash 跟他说说好吗 Ash, talk to him, will ya?
他是我们的兄弟 He is a mate.
听到了吗 拜托 Mickey 你怎么说 See, come on, Mickey, come on. What do you say, go on?
-不 -不 - No. - No?
-真的对不起 Finch -我可能会在这被杀的 Mickey - I am really sorry, Finch. - I could get killed here, Mickey.
- 你确信 -未知的太多 - You sure? - There are too many variables.
计划的再好 纸也包不住火 All the planning in the world would not cover the angles...
走私 太危险了 Smuggling it's too risky.
好吧 听着 这样没错 我已经把全部都说出来了 No. I... Listen, fair enough. You heard me out.
我完全没有受伤的感觉 你了解我的 Absolutely no hard feelings cos, you know me.
我会想办法的 I'll figure something out.
我相信你可以 兄弟 Course you will, mate.
恩 Eh?
祝你好运 Good luck.
-为什么不帮他呢 -因为我们是专业的 - Why not? - We're professionals,
因为我们不喜欢监狱 we don't like prison
也不喜欢和任何名字里有麻烦货的人合作 and we don't work with anyone with "Liability" in their name.
-但是他有麻烦 -我们是诈欺师 不是圣伯纳犬 - But he's in trouble. - We're grifters, not St Bernards.
-Finch被人盯上了 -他又不是存心的 - Finch gets people locked up.- Not on purpose.
当关系到监狱的时候 Thing about prison,
存心和不存心就没什么区别了 the 'on purpose'kind's not that different to the'by accident' kind.
-那是Ash的朋友 -Ash知道的 - It's Ash's friend.- Ash understands.
很抱歉倒出点速溶咖啡 机器没长眼 Sorry about the instant.Machine's on the blink.
Mickey是对的 Finch是的聪明的人 只不过不太适合诈欺 Mickey's right. Finch is a nice bloke,he's just a terrible crook.
彻头彻底一个失败的片子 和烂透了的小偷 Washout as a grifter, bloody awful thief.
我欠你什么 Ed What do I owe you, Ed?
-你是说总共的还是就这一杯 -呵呵 - You mean generally like or just for this lot?- Ha!
-80英镑谢谢 -那就这样了 - ?.80 please.- So that's it?
是的 应该就是 Yeah, looks like it.
惹了点麻烦就要被开除了 You screw up a couple of times and you're out.
我是不是也该小心行事 Should I be watching my step?
-给你20块 -他是你的同伴 - Here's a 20.- He's your mate.
你一点也不觉得难过吗 Don't you even feel slightly bad?
这样吧 你也出20块放这 I tell you what,you put another 20 next to that one.
我打赌我可以悄然拿走这些钱 I bet I can get them both in my pocket without you seeing.
我不信 I don't believe this.
这真的有点残忍 It does seem a bit cold.
有时残忍一点才能生存 Sometimes cold's how you've got to be to survive.
我们绝不跟finch合作 We are NOT going to work with Finch.
这件事结束 Case closed.
你说可以骗过我的眼睛拿走那些钱 You're going to get that money in your pocket without me seeing?
如果你看见我拿钱的动作 If you see me touch these before I get them in my pocket,
这些钱就是你的了 you keep them.
通常 我连考虑都不用直接拒绝 但 呃 Normally, I'd have said no,straight off. But erm...
这次 就让你试试 this time, you're on.
你听过转移术吗 You heard of a technique called diversion?
魔术师的技能 换牌 人们很喜欢那套 Magicians use it, card sharps, people like that.
手比眼还快吗 The hand is quicker than the eye stuff?
-或许吧 -你可能不太了解我 - Thereabouts.- Something about me you don't know.
-我目光相当敏锐 -哦 是吗 - I've got exceptionally speedy eyesight.- Oh, yeah?
来啊 来啊 来啊 出招吧 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've had compliments.
转移术 与众不同的是 Diversion, though,
它不是靠手有多快 doesn't rely on the hand being quicker
而是靠眼睛 than the eye so much as the eye...
要非常 非常的 being very, very...
-迟钝 -拜托你... - ..stupid.- I beg your...
就是要你看 Made you look.
如果他是新来的 我前台能提前通知我 If this is the new maid,I want a word with front desk.
Davis 海关人员 Davis. Customs and Excise.
你今天不用值班吗 Which one of you's gone over the duty free allowance?
我接到任务 是关于finch 和他偷的画 I've got a proposition. It's about Finch?And his stolen painting.
Finch? Finch
我看见你们在一起 你们有很大关系 I've seen you together.You're known associates.
几乎所有警察和海关 Every copper and customs man in the country
都知道他偷了梵高的名画 knows he stole that Van Gogh.
但关键是找不到任何证据 All they don't know is how to pin it on him.
我猜 你想到些办法了 Let me guess.You've thought of something.
-你要帮助我 -这是任务是吗 - You're going to do it for me.- That's the proposition is it?
你说的对 更像是威胁 You're right...it's more of a threat.
那你想怎么做 And how are you going to do that?
你知道的 就是你们惯用的伎俩 You'll think of something.That's what you do,
捏造新奇的谎言来欺骗众人 think up new and ingenious ways to cheat people.
你的档案上写着的 Says so in your profiles.
挪一下 Budge up.
我要那幅画并且让Finch入狱 I need the painting and I need Finch behind bars.
这就是我的目的 It's part of the career plan.
如果都达不到的话 我会送你们进监狱 If you don't get both for me,I'll shut you down.
这些事情 好吧 The thing with us you see is, well,
我是说就算你强加罪于我们 I mean even if you do pin something on us,
也只会让事情更糟而已 it's more of an interruption.
因为一旦我们被释放 Cos as soon as we get out,
只会继续做回原来的事 we just carry on from where we left off so...
吃力不讨好 真的 Thankless task, really.
如果你要加罪于我们 That's if you can pin something on us.
警察 我是说真的警察 The police...I mean the real police...
有正式执照的麻烦货 have blown careers trying.
真警察 Real police?
那太容官僚作风了 Too much red tape.
我 可以做任何警察能做的事情 Me, I can do whatever pops into my head -
监视 调查 甚至没有逮捕证入室搜查 run surveillance, search whoever,enter premises without a warrant.
或者你能想到的其它事情 Or maybe you worked that one out for yourselves.
是你们偷的还是Finch It's your hides or Finch's.
不乖乖合作的话会对你们很不利的 Not to take this seriously would be a mistake.
好吧 你看 感谢你为我们着想 Well, look, thanks for thinking of us and everything.
我们通常不会告发别人 We don't usually grass on people.
我们的档案上没写吗 Didn't it say that in our profiles?
这家伙有点作为 This guy's good.
也许我们不该和他对着干 Maybe not the kind of person we'd want to antagonise.
尤其是现在我们被全天监视 Especially now we're being watching round the clock.
我们该怎么办好 So what do we do?
我们要低调行事 We should lie low.
正合我意 Suits me.
我们要小心行事 千万不要做什么蠢事 We watch our backs.Not do anything stupid.
知道吗 知道没 OK? OK?
知道 OK.
你知道吗我觉得很不爽 非常不爽 You know I'm not comfortable with this.I'm not comfortable at all.
别装得好像你也一样 Don't pretend you are either.
你知道我在想什么 You picking up on my deep unease?
太明显了 It's a front.
你在想 Mickey错了 我也这么想 It is. You think Mickey's wrong,same as me.
不同的是 我不怕说出我的想法 Only difference is,I'm not afraid to say what I'm thinking.
你想要我说出我在想的 You want me to say what I'm thinking?
我在想... I'm thinking...
Rhythm Hive3点30分在Haydock的比赛 Rhythm Hive in the 3.30 at Haydock.
哦不 Ash.
我知道这有点冒险 但这是唯一的办法 I know it's a long shot,but I think the going will suit her.
这完全不像你的作风 This is a whole different side to you.
要赌赌马 你会失望的 What, my gambling?I was afraid you'd be disappointed.
你太冷酷了 finch是你的朋友 I call it callous.Finch is your friend.
Mickey也是的 一个讲义气的朋友 So's Mickey. The sort of friend who doesn't get you locked up.
我仍觉得 I still feel...
你在这件事上的感觉 就像平常一样 往往是不准的 What you feel, in this case,like so many, is beside the point.
就按Mickey说的做 知道吗 We're going to do as Mickey says, OK?
知道吗 OK?
-知道了 -很好 - OK. - Good man.
记着 And remember,
Rhythm Hive会赢 Rhythm Hive to win.
谢谢 Thank you.
-快跑 快 快 宝贝 冲啊 -Finch - Away, come on, come on, Cold Rice. Get in there.- Finch?
快好了 Sean All right, Sean.
我正想办法还我欠那个俄国人的钱 I'm just trying to recover some of the capital I owe that Russian.
-运气怎样 -不太乐观 但 哦 形式在好转 - Any luck?- No not so far, but oh, things are looking up.
冲啊 孙子 Get in there, son!
快 孙子 你行的 好的 好的 哦 他要赢了 Come on, son, you can do it!Yes, yes, oh, he's going to do it!
-别让我碰到那小子 -我觉得不太好 - If I ever catch that fella.- None of this feels right to me...
-职业告密者 -你曾向我们求助 - Professional tipster!- You've asked us for help...
跟你有关系吗 你想想 他为什么会一直上《大事件》的头条 Mind you, think of it,why would he be selling the Big Issue?
-我们都只是冷眼旁观 -你知道吗 我从没这样觉得 - We've just turned our backs on you.- Do you know, I never learn.
你在这 Here you are,
不就是想靠赌马赚点钱么 backing horses trying to get the cash together that way.
你不觉得这样听起来很疯狂吗 When you put it like that, it does sound crazy.
你一向的 When the whole time.
你有开启无价之宝储物柜的钥匙 You've got a key to a locker containing a priceless work of art.
哦 很好 幸福来临了 Oh, yes, the happy arrival.
那钥匙意味着大把大把钞票 A key representing thousands upon thousands of pounds.
就是这钥匙 In key form.
我不管Mickey说什么 你有麻烦了 I don't care what Mickey says.You're in trouble.
我会找到办法帮你的 I can think of ways to help.
诶 我喜欢你的话 Eh? I love what I'm hearing.
首先我们要做的就是 First thing we have to do is get
摆脱那个讨厌的俄国人 that sneaky Russian off your back.
那不重要 That's the stuff.
我们可以设几个小骗局 We can pull a couple of short cons,
用这方法聚点财 get the money together that way.
你知道吗 第一次看见你就觉得 You know, the first time I saw you I thought,
你是一个勇敢的青年 "There is a young man with grit,
一个有斗志的青年 "There is a young man with a fighting spirit."
至少这么做还有些成功的机会 At least this way you stand a chance.
是的 那以前叫‘spunk’（胆量） Yeah. They used to call it spunk.
现在被叫'pluck‘（胆量） Now they just call it pluck.
你和平常有些不同 You're not your normal cheery self today.
我不想提了 I don't want to talk about it.
确定 Sure?
可以和我说说 Problem shared and all that.
不要了 Ed I don't think so, Ed.
我是个很好的听众 I'm a good listener.
真的吗 Yeah?
我常听客人们的抱怨 Barman, comes with the job.
说吧 和我说说你在想什么 你会感觉轻松些 Go on, tell me what's on your mind.You'll feel better for it.
-真的吗 -我保证 - You reckon?- Guarantee it.
我有个朋友 There's this mate of mine.
他突然很伤心的出现要我帮忙 He turns up out of the blue looking for help.
他们肯定有对手 They should have competitions.
混合鸡尾酒的竞争对手 They have competitions for cocktail mixing.
但怎么听呢 But what about for listening?
你得热心点 You'd have your local heats,
有些客人可能会有些负面的家庭问题 punters that come in with minor family problems.
没错... Right...
说明白些 你得听听那些在一场火灾中失去 Make it to the nationals,you'd have to listen to people who have...
一切的人们的诉苦 lost everything in a house fire.
谢谢 Ed 我觉得好多了 Thanks, Ed. I feel better already.
看 我说吧 这些都是免费的哦 See, told you.There's no extra charge for that either.
不用谢我这个备受赞誉的调酒师 Forget about your award-winning mixologists.
备受赞誉调酒员 我有这潜力 Award winning listentologist,that's what I am...potentially.
哇 你买这个会不会有失档次 Nah, you want to go for something a bit more upmarket.
我要这个了 I'll have this please.
我明白了 戒指掉了把戏 耶 好主意 I got you. The ring drop.Yeah! Good choice!
你明白了 是吧 You get it, don't you?
-呃 -我们对Finch做的事 - Um...- What we're doing to Finch.
你能明白这是唯一的办法吧 You get that it's the only way?
我明白那就是你所想 是的 I get that that's what you think, yeah.
是的 只有这个办法 It is. It is the only way.
我不知道 我理解不理解和你有什么关系 I don't get,why it matters to you that I care.
-这... -看上去你对于这决定很坚定了 - Well...- Seeing as you're so firm in your resolve.
你不可能会犹豫 是吗 You couldn't possibly be having doubts, could you?
我吗 Me?
我可不这么认为 I didn't think so.
很久以前的事了 Gave them up a long time ago.
那么说你真的有犹豫过咯 So you have had doubts then?
是的以前有过 一两次 我觉得那不符合我的风格 Yeah in the past. One or two.I found they didn't suit me.
那你现在不会在犯错误了吗 So there's no possible way that you could be making a mistake now?
-似乎不可能 -要看追踪记录吗 - Seems unlikely.- With your track record?
我可没说过 I didn't like to say.
那么另一种可能就是你想利用我 So the only other possibility is that you want me to go along with you
来减轻你心里的罪恶感 to ease some sense of guilt you might be feeling.
我们没有做错事 We are doing the right thing.
-我们当然做错了 -我们只能这么做 - Of course we are.- The only thing we can do.
是的 你说过 Yeah, you said that.
而且我刚刚问你只是想 And I asked you just then because I wanted to
确定我们在一条船上 仅此而已 make sure you were on board, that's all.
就像点人数那样 Like a head count then.
随你怎么想 If you like.
不管谁认不认同不管我们对Finch做了什么 With who's on board with what we're doing to Finch,
-你完全没有一丝的犹豫不决 -是的 - which you have no doubts about at all.- Yeah.
-好吧 我没觉得不妥 -很好 - Well, I'm fine with it.- Good.
只要你不觉得 As long as you are.
哦 他看起来是个很好的目标 无懈可击 Oh, he looks horrible. Perfect.
只有一件事 我得看上去像是 Only thing is, I'm going to have to look like
-那种穿衣很没品的人 -是的 - someone with no dress sense whatsoever.- Yeah.
我没说对过什么但却听得出其中的言外之意 I'm not saying anything right but I did hear the implication.
尽量通15分钟的电话 知道吗 Just make the call in exactly 15 minutes, all right?
收到 I've got it.
并且在你打电话时 确保别让人发现 And when you do call, make sure you're well out of sight.
我知道 I will do.
你是说50还是15 50 Did you say 50 or 15. 50.
15分钟 Nnnn, 15.
不对 不对 不对 No. No. No. No. No...
我能帮您吗 先生 Is there something I can help you with, sir?
没有那种很闪亮的型 None of these are very shiny.
我要稍微炫一点的西服 I like a suit with a bit of shine to it.
我们店里没有那种很闪亮的西服 所以没有 We don't have an extensive range in shiny, so no.
当我穿上这套西服后 When I'm laying out this much on a suit,
我希望所有人都大吃一惊 I like to leave my onlookers dazed.
六件 行吗 Six items, yeah?
在婚礼上穿的 Specially at a wedding.
这不仅仅是誓言的重温 It's more of a renewal of vows.
我爸爸觉得这会让妈妈高兴的 就像看到了从前的他 My dad thought it'd be nice for my mum.Seeing as he's been away.
袖子稍微长了点 For a bit of a longish stretch.
哦 这是什么 Oh, what's this?
看我在更衣室找到了什么 Look what I found in your changing room.
-如果这是真的白金 -不可能吧 先生 - Imagine if that was real platinum.- I doubt it, sir.
好吧 假设是真的 Well, imagine if it was.
-很好 -你估计他值多少 - Very well.- How much do you reckon that would be worth?
-我不知道 -猜猜啊 - I have no idea.- Take a guess.
稍等 先生 Excuse me, sir.
你好 Hello.
你好 我在找丢失的项链 'Hello, I'm looking for a necklace
可能落在了你的店里 that I may have dropped, in your shop.'
我想不到其它可能的地方 I can't think of where else it would be.
那是结婚周年纪念日的礼物 It's an anniversary present.'
你可以描述下那条项链吗 Perhaps you can describe the piece?
钻石 很多钻石 'Diamonds. Lots of them.
哦 天啊 那可值4万英镑啊 'Oh, God, ?0,000 worth.'
-真的吗 -我从珠宝商那买的 - Really?- 'I got a bit carried away at the jewellers, you see.
价钱有些超过我的承受能力 'Spent a little bit more than I should have.
如果找到我当然会给回报 当然了 谁找到就给5千英镑 'There'll be a reward, obviously.?,000 to whoever finds it.
看来 你真的得帮帮我啊 伙计 'Look, you'd be doing me a real favour here, mate.
帮帮我 就找找看 我必须要找到它 'Anything you can do, just have a look.I have to find it.
好吗 'Yeah?'
我们这确实有跳项链 先生 It appears we DO have something fitting that description, sir, yes.
哦 太好了 'Oh... Yes, yes!
-我就去取 好吗 大约半小时吧 -好的 先生 - 'I'll be right round, OK. About half an hour?'- Certainly, sir.
-半小时后见 -好 再见 - See you in half an hour.- 'OK, bye.'
再见 Bye.
看来 我得替你保管那东西了 Yeah, perhaps I better look after that for you.
谁的电话 Who was that?
-不是谁 -不是某人吗 - No-one.- Not someone?
-不是 -不是掉项链的人吗 - No.- Not someone who's lost a necklace?
失主没有提到要给报酬吗 报酬 Finder's fee didn't come up in the conversation, did it? Reward?
他说给多少 How much did he say?
是好事吧 值$1000 Nice thing like that. A grand?
被我说对了 Am I right?
- 大致正确 - 是的 先生 大概正确 - Ballpark? - Ballpark, yes, sir.
好的 通常我会呆在原地 拿到更多钱 Well, normally I'd stick around, get the lot for myself.
但是我不想跟你起冲突 But I'm not going to go head-to-head with you.
老实说 To be totally honest,
我在缓刑中 I've got a bit of a probation situation going on.
同时我也答应妈妈 And I promised my mum
不会在庆典前这段时间里惹麻烦 I wouldn't get into trouble between now and the ceremony.
所以便宜你了 I'll do you a favour.
你给我钱 我们就扯平了 You give me a monkey and we'll call it quits.
500镑 ?00?
不好意思 'Scuse.
不好意 'Scu...
下午好 Michael Afternoon, Michael.
-法国的拖捞船封锁了港口 -再往下看 - "French trawlers blockade ports." - Further down.
哦... Oh...
名作仍然没有找到 "Masterpiece still missing".
这个案子正在引起关注 The case is beginning to get publicity.
把焦点集中在我身上 Puts the spotlight on me.
好啊 至少他们能正确的拼写你的名字 Well, at least they spelt your name right.
我在这里给你个机会重新考虑之前的问题 I'm here to give you a chance to reconsider your earlier answer.
我知道你俩能不眨眼就解决 I know you two can do the time without blinking.
或者甚至是这个女孩 你以为他能坚持的住吗 Maybe even the girl. How do you imagine he's going to hold up?
- Sean - 你个该死的傻瓜 - Sean! - You bleeding idiot.
- 你在做... -对不起 伙计们 - What are you... - Sorry, fellas.
- 我说过要保持低调 - 我已经低调行事了 - I thought we said to lie low. - I was lying low.
不够低调 你个笨蛋 Not low enough, you muppet.
在他进行小骗的时候把他抓起来 你其实也不错了 Picked him up running short cons. Not bad, either...
对业余者而言 for an amateur.
我们告诉过你他在被监视 We told you he'd be watching.
现在 我在重申一下 Now, at the risk of repeating myself...
我想知道那幅画在哪里 I want to know where the painting is
还有希望你们告发Finch抢劫 and I want you to finger Finch for the robbery.
没有人会告诉你的 我来跟你耗时间 这没关系 No-one say anything. I'll do the time. It don't bother me.
牢房对Finch这样的人来说是家了 Jail's a home from home for someone like Finch.
但是对你这种小学徒 我很担心 But your little protege,here, I'd worry about.
通过诈骗来赚钱 Obtaining money through deceit...
他可能会蹲5年 He could get five years for that.
我想等他出狱后会改头换面的 I think he'd come out a changed man.
你说呢 What do you think?
- 它在储物柜里 -他在做什么 - It's in a locker. - What's he doing?
- 有一把钥匙 -我告诉你 我会跟他耗时间的 - There's a key. - I told you, I'll do the time.
你给我闭嘴 You keep your mouth shut!
用那把钥匙你能拿到画并且让Finch以抢劫罪被捕获 The key gets you the painting and it ties Finch to the robbery.
我告诉过你我们最终会用我的方式结束这件事 Did try to tell you we'd end up doing things my way.
你好像说过我不是一个正式的警察 Something about me not being a proper copper.
所以 画 钥匙 So, the painting, the key...
还有 既然你已经答应配合了 and, while you're at it,
我希望你们把Finch的所有赃物都拿给我 I want you to take Finch for everything he's got.
作为刚开始没有配合我的惩罚 A punishment for not doing things my way from the start.
你不会听他的 是吗 You're not listening to this, are you?
我们从不跟警察合作 这是行规 We don't work with police, that's a rule.
现在开始 我订规矩 “按我说的做 孙子” Just now, I reckon the rule's 'Do as you're told, son.'
你让我们没有选择的余地 You've given us no choice.
我们将清除Finsh 同时你会得到那幅画 We'll clean Finch out and you'll get the painting
不过这不是那么简单的事 but it's not going to be easy.
我们已经告诉Finch那私油画不可能走私进来 We've already told Finch the painting can't be smuggled in.
为了让他相信可以 To make him think it can,
我们要做的不仅仅是把他困住 we'll have to do more than spin him a yarn.
因为Finsh已经相信我们告诉他的一切都是真的 Because Finch has got to believe everything we tell him is true
我们需要些大型道具 it'll have to be big-store stuff,
我们需要租个办公室 we'll need to rent an office.
先给我弄到地址 Get the address to me in advance.
同时我们需要更多时间 几天时间 And we need more time. A few days.
只有一天 You've got one.
我们将要击中Finch的要害 We're going to break Finch's heart.
我也不想这么做 I don't like it any more than you do.
让我们好好干吧 Let's get on with it.
很高兴你可以来 Glad you could make it.
- 我们说过不能帮你 - 记忆犹新 - You know we said we couldn't help you? - Etched in my memory.
但我们想到了一些东西 We thought of something.
为什么不让你加入我们呢 Why don't we fill you in?
几天前 Ash... 你不介意吧 Ash去购物了 A few of days ago, Ash... Would you mind? Ash went shopping.
他买了几罐速溶咖啡 And he bought some jars of instant coffee.
然后我把标签撕下来 And I steamed the labels off.
我把它贴在另一罐上 这样就几乎一摸一样 And I stuck them on another jar,almost the same.
只不过另一罐有特别的供应 Only this one had details a special offer on it.
赢取终身巴西度假机会 详情请见背面 "Win the Brazilian holiday of a lifetime. See back for details."
你可能会成为免费旅游优质咖啡产地巴西的 "You could be one of five lucky winners of an all-expenses-paid
五位幸运者之一 trip to Brazil, home of great coffee."
但是 你怎么才能赢呢 But, how do you win?
需要一张金票 With a golden ticket.
我拿着票 把它放入咖啡罐中 I take the ticket,I put it in the jar of coffee.
在票上有个电话号码 On the ticket is a phone number
幸运者需要打电话来认领奖品 that the lucky winner has to call to claim their prize.
然后我们把罐子密封放回 Then we sealed the jars back up...
接着我把罐子放回等待幸运的顾客 And then I put the jar back ready for the lucky customer.
然后来到特地租的办公室 Then we go to an office we've hired specifically for the purpose.
然后等待电话响起 And wait for the phone to ring.
你好 引加威尔维特促销部 Hello, Inca Velvet Promotions,
我是Graham Griffin 有什么需要帮忙吗 Graham Griffin speaking,how can I help?
- 说你好 - 我是 你好 我们发现了金票 - Say hello. - I am. Hello. We found a ticket.
他说什么 What's he say?
你在我耳边我听不到 I can't hear with you in my ear.
- 他们跳进圈套了 - 上钩 - They fell for the scam. - Hook.
- 放线 - 收鱼 - Line.- And sinker.
- 恭喜 - 哦 做的好 - Congratulations. - Oh, well done.
- 不错 - 你肯定很高兴 - Well done. - You must be very pleased.
请笑一笑 非常漂亮 非常感谢 Smile if you please. Lovely, thank you very much.
他们接受了我们的祝贺 也拍完了照片 They accepted our congratulations,had their photos taken
同时我通知他们旅程必须要在这个月开始 and I informed them they must take their trip this month.
接着我为他们预定了到巴西的旅行团 Then I booked them on a package tour to Brazil.
- 你猜怎么样 -什么 - 仍然等着电话 - Guess what. - What? - Still on hold.
他们明天离开 They leave tomorrow.
哦 跟着你 Oh, after you.
在他们回程之前 Before they get on their return flight,
我们在巴西的联系人会跟他们见面给他们纪念品 our contact in Brazil will meet them with their souvenirs.
高高的几个 Tall ones.
某个纪念品中藏着... One of these souvenirs will contain...
油画 The painting.
最糟糕的情况 他们被海关查扣 Worst case scenario,they get stopped at customs.
你拨打的电话是空号 'The number you have dialled cannot be recognised.
请挂机再试一遍 Please hang up and try again.'
号码是空号 The number cannot be traced.
我们已经清空了办公室 We'll have cleared out the office.
不过这个 当然 发生的概率极小 But this is, of course, highly unlikely to happen.
这是一对随团旅游的老夫妻 This is an old couple travelling on a package tour,
不可能是怀疑对象 not the type of people to provoke suspicion.
最绝的是 他们根本就是清白的 The best part is, they're innocent.
不知道自己在走私的人 No smuggler will arouse less suspicion
是最不容易引起怀疑的 than one who doesn't know he is a smuggler.
我们将会迎接他们的归来 We'll greet them at arrivals.
他们会被带到办公室拍更多的照片 They'll be brought back to the office for more photographs.
欢迎来到印加威尔维特咖啡公司 Welcome to the Inca Velvet Coffee Company.
可能还能得到一年的咖啡供应 Might even throw in a year's supply of coffee.
现在这里是发生转折的地方 Now here is where the switch takes place.
我们的那对夫妻得到了一摸一样的纪念品 Our couple get identical souvenirs.
我们从一个纪念品中拿到了油画 We get the one with the painting inside.
每个人都很高兴 Everybody's happy.
你打电话给你那位艺术收藏家朋友 You make a call to your art-loving friend.
我们以200公里的速度赶过去 We split the 200k.
我们非常高兴 We are very happy.
我要告诉你们一个滥用的字眼 I'm going to tell you an overused word...
传奇般的天才 legendary genius.
我喜欢 哈哈 I love it! Ha-ha!
我非常喜欢它 I completely love it.
脱帽致敬 Mickey Hats off, Mickey.
忘了Van Gogh 现在这个人 他才是个艺术家 Forget Van Gogh, this man,this man right here, this is the artist.
我知道你能成功的 Mickey 我知道你能 I knew you could do it, Mickey,I knew you would.
- 是的 - 嘿 - OK. - Hey!
天天在呆在这样的男人面前 To be in his presence of this man day after day,
也会变得像他一样吧 what must that be like!
Finch 冷静点 Finch, calm down.
你知道我接下来要问什么 对不对 You know what I'm going to ask, don't you?
你知道我要问什么 You know what that question's going to be?
我在这其中做什么 我能帮上什么忙吗 How can I be part of this? How can I help?
- 一切都在掌握之中 - 除了钱 - Everything's taken care of. - Except the money.
这个骗局可不便宜 It's not a cheap con.
我知道 旅馆费 飞机票 I understood that. Hotels, flights...
一般来说 这不是问题 Normally, it's not a problem
但我们前一分钟刚保释出一个人 but we had to post bail for someone at the last minute.
别这样 Come on...
振作点 我仍然觉得他前途光明 Cheer up, I still think he's got a dazzling future.
目标搞到经费 Cash-flow this end...
给我一天时间 我想我能准备好 怎么样 Give me a day, I'll see what I can come up with, how's that?
日复一日的 也会变成他那样 'Day after day, what must that be like.'
Finch 冷静点 'Finch, calm down.'
很好 Good.
看一旦你们服从命令事情就会变的简单许多 See how simple things get once you start obeying orders?
- 一切就绪 -除了钱 - 'Everything's taken care of. - Except the money.
这可不是个便宜的骗局 It's not a cheap cam.'
你知道我在监视 是吗 You did know I'd be filming it,didn't you?
是的 It crossed our minds.
那就留下钥匙 That just leaves the key.
告诉我们Finch在哪我们去抓他 You tell me where it is at Finch's and I'll nail him.
还有钱 我应该说过... And the money. I should've said...
一旦你们解决了他 你们直接我把现金带来给我 Once you've cleaned him out,you bring the cash straight to me.
你们在这事儿上分文不取 You don't turn a profit on this one.
- 全部你拿 - 就当它是业绩奖金 - You do. - Call it a... performance-related bonus.
- 让我们看下我们的选择余地 - 我们没有 - Let's just go over our options. - We haven't got any.
David正在发号施令 Davis is calling the shots.
等等 当你说我们不在帮Finch Hang on. When you said we weren't helping Finch,
这是一个 that was one thing.
我和他并不是很熟 但是我懂 It didn't sit particularly well with me, but I got it...
这真的很残忍 我们就不能告诉他 给他个机会吗 It's really harsh. Can we just tell him? Give him a chance?
给他机会做什么 To do what?
把我们送进监狱 Get us imprisoned?
Finch从下飞机以来一直在连累我们 That's where Finch has been heading since he got off the plane.
Davis在监视我们来保证我们完全按他说的做 Davis is watching to make sure we do exactly as he says.
那是我们将要做的 丝毫不差 That's what we're going to do. To the letter.
- 好了吗 Finchy 伙计 - Ash Mickey - All right, Finchy, mate? - Ash. Mickey.
我们是来拿钱的 We've come for the money.
- 要进来吗... - 好 好 - Do you want to... - Yeah, yeah.
应该有5000英镑 这里 Should be five grand odd, there.
一年辛苦存的 Been a tough year.
这现金又硬又冷 是吗 Still, it's cold hard cash, innit?
你们应该也拿走这个 You should take this, as well.
卖了它 这样就有更多运转经费了 Sell it. You'll probably get more for it than I would.
好吧 我就这么点钱了 伙计们 Right, well, that's me,I'm afraid, boys.
哦 好的 这是必要的 Yeah, well, that should do it.
- 什么 - 钥匙 Finch - 钥匙 是的 - What? - The key, Finch. - The key. Yeah.
我想说 我 The thing is, I...
我一定是把它放在哪里了 I must have put it down somewhere...
Finch 你没有钥匙吗 -Finch Finch, you haven't? - Finch.
- 不 不 不 它在这里 - 我们要把它带到巴西 - No, no, no. It's in here. - We need to get it to Brazil.
Finch. Finch
哇哦 看 我说不用惊慌 Ho-ho! See? I said not to panic.
那么 是什么让你改变了想法 So, what made you change your mind?
Ash用了几天时间来劝我 Took Ash a few days to talk me round.
是的 他不像所说的那么难沟通 Yeah, he's not as hard as he likes to make out.
Ash... 我要告诉你一些事 Ash... I just want to tell you something.
你不用对我说什么 You don't have to say anything.
我想说 你已经是我的好朋友了 I want to. You've been a good friend to me.
这没什么 It's nothing.
当然有 我不会忘记你的恩情的 It is, too. I won't forget this.
我知道我像什么 麻烦货 是吗 I know what I'm like. Liability, yeah?
做什么事都不能成功的笨蛋还有诸如之类的 Anti-Midas touch and all that.
我出卖了你... 我感到很抱歉 I put you out... and I'm sorry for that.
没事 听我说 Finch All right, listen to me, Finch.
这只是生意 It's business.
不是其他 Nothing else.
只要你记住这个 Just you remember that.
不管你怎么说 Ash Whatever you say, Ash.
只要让我加入你们 好吗 因为我想参与 Just keep me in the loop, won't you? Cos I want to be involved.
嗯 Finch 你不能参与其中 Er, Finch... you're not going to be involved.
- 不 但是 我想参加 - 你不能 - No, but, I want to be involved. - You're not going to be.
- 我感觉我已经是一员了 - 好吧 你没 - I feel like I'm involved. - Well, you're not...
我们会帮你留个岗位的 Finch We'll keep you posted, Finch.
保证 Promise.
怎么样 How'd it go?
一切就绪 我们按所说的做了 We've done everything we've been asked to do.
你可以来拿你的钱了 You can come and get your money.
还有钥匙在Finch的桌子下面 'And the key is under Finch's table.'
我不喜欢这个 一点也不 I'm not enjoying this, not one bit.
我们说过让他加入的 We said we'd keep him in the loop.
你得想想一个人的一生中不可能不说谎 You'd think after a lifetime lying to people for a living...
我知道 I know.
如果有还其他的办法的话 If there was any other way...
去什么好地方 Going somewhere nice?
我们原计划是来度假的 We thought we'd take a holiday.
给你 Here.
但愿你们能高兴 Probably best.
当你们出卖朋友的消息传出去 When it gets out you ripped off a friend,
不知道人们会怎么说 there's no knowing what people might say.
嗯 Mm.
我推荐一些阳光不错的地方 I recommend somewhere sunny...
在我的管辖范围之外 and out of my jurisdiction.
我们在机场见过 We met at the airport.
不邀请我进去 Invite me in.
不好意思 我在看电视 Sorry, I'm watching Murder She Wrote.
从你朋友Ash Morgan那说了吗 Heard from your friend,Ash Morgan, yet?
在我律师来之前我拒绝回答你的问题 I refuse to answer questions until my brief gets here.
5000英镑加一只手表 为走私活动提供资金 5,000 plus a watch, to finance a smuggling operation.
慌了吧 Ringing any bells?
- 我不明白 -不明白 好的 - I don't understand. - No, well...
- 这是你的手表吗 - Ash和他的朋友背叛了你 - Is that my watch? - Ash and his friends conned you.
- 不 他们不会的 -不 他们确实背叛了 - No, they didn't. - Yeah, they did.
他们拿走了你的钱把它交给我 That's what they do. They took your money
这就是他们做的 是我指示他们这么做的 and they gave it to me. Because I instructed them to.
他们不是那样的人 他们不会背叛朋友 They're not like that, they wouldn't cross a friend.
我给了他们选择 在他们的行踪和你之间 I gave them a choice between their hides and yours.
他们选择了背叛你 They chose yours.
不是的 他们可能是蒙惑你 No, they might've let you think like that,
这就是他们的手段 你知道 cos that's the way they operate, you see.
让你以为他们做这件事情 They make you think they're doing one thing,
但是事实上他们做的完全相反 but they're doing the exact opposite.
我想知道这是开什么的钥匙 I wonder what this opens?
告诉我 你还有什么隐瞒的 Tell me, what's more gutting?
是他们让拿你的钱去做他们永远都不会做的事 Them taking your money for a job they were never going to do
或者是他们故意留下了 or them deliberately leaving behind the one piece of evidence
你偷Van Gogh的证据 that connects you to the Van Gogh?
然后告诉我去哪儿去找那副画 And then telling me where to find it?
- 他们骗了我 - 而且他们还陷害了你 - They conned me? - And they set you up.
他们是生意人 They're business people.
利益永远摆在第一位 Business comes first.
下去 Get down there.
我不明白 好吧 好吧 好吧 I don't understand. All right, all right, all right.
如果那是个骗局 为什么搞得那么麻烦 If it was a con, why go to all that trouble?
咖啡罐 老夫妻 The coffee jars, the old couple?
噢 天呐 你反应真慢 Oh, my God, you're slow.
他们编造了那些事情 They made it up.
- 那些事根本没有发生过 - 绝对发生过 - None of that ever happened. - It did happen!
办公室是个幌子 其余的是个故事 The office was a front. The rest was a story.
- 没有老夫妇 - 肯定有 - There was no old couple. - There was.
- 他们根本不存在 - 他们绝对存在 - They never existed. - They did exist!
你是错的 Wrong!
你个白痴 You idiot.
好吧 好吧 那短信怎么说 All right, all right, what about the message?
- 什么短信 - 这条彩信 - What message? - The picture message.
Ash发给我的 The one Ash sent me.
什么 这骗局是真的 What? The con's real?!
是啊 我就给你说嘛 Yeah. Like I just told you.
你什么时候收到的 When did you get this?
刚刚 在这对老夫妇去巴西的路上 Just now. That's the old couple on their way to Brazil.
为什么他们要去自找麻烦 Why would they go to all that trouble?
“法国渔船阻塞港口” 不是今天 "French trawlers blockade ports." That's not today...
这张照片是几天前的了 This picture was taken days ago.
- 你什么时候给的Morgan储物柜的钥匙的 - 昨天 - When did you give Morgan the key to the locker? - Yesterday.
- 你确定 - 确定 - You're sure? - Yeah...
我记得我用砖头堵住了那个钥匙我不知道 I remember cos I was bricking it cos I didn't know
Ash和Mickey是怎么拿到钥匙的 where it was when Ash and Mickey came round...
钥匙现在又出来了 ..it turned up again.
他们 Did...
他们拿了我的Van Gogh吗 Did they take my Van Gogh?
他们已经把它运走了 They're already smuggling it.
那就是他们去机场的原因 That's why they've gone to the airport.
他们没有逃走 They're not running away,
-他们要去偷这幅画 - 等等 - they've gone to pick up the painting. - Hang on.
画已经不在储物柜里了 不是吗 The pictures not in the locker any more, is it?
所以说 严格来说 你没有资格再逗留我了 不是吗 So, technically, you've got nothing to hold me on, have you?
等等 你拿了我的手机 Hang on, you've got my phone...
你拿了 you've got...
给我一张今天抵达里约的航班清单 Give me a list of arrivals from Rio today.
只有一个航班 太好了 它什么时候抵达 One flight? Yes! What time does it land?
我是总督察Davis Chief Inspector, it's Davis.
那张丢失的Van Gogh That missing Van Gogh,
我想你要在那里被捉住了 I thought you might like to be there for the seizure.
你来还是不来 You coming or what?
你 You!
你个叛徒 你不够朋友 You betrayer, you non-friend!
进来吧 我们会在路上解释的 好吗 Just get in. We'll explain on the way, all right?
朋友是不会偷朋友偷的画的 Friends do not steal other friends' stolen paintings.
我们说过多少次了 How many times are we going to have to go over this?
- 我们没有偷你的画 - 我们帮了你 - We didn't steal your painting. - We helped you.
我们从开始就一直在帮你 We've been helping you from the start.
不是这样的 因为开始你就说你不会帮助我 Nah, cos at the start you said you weren't going to help.
我们不会和Finch合作的 案子结了 We are not going to work with Finch. Case closed.
我们 不管怎样 是要去帮助他的 We are, however, going to help him.
- 是吗 - 当然了 他是我们的伙伴 - We are? - Course we are, he's a mate.
如果你帮了我 为什么不告诉我 If you were going to help, why didn't tell me?
- 好吧 - 这其中有点微妙 - Well... - It's a bit delicate.
- 你是坨屎 - 我是什么 - You're crap. - I'm what?
- Mickey计划好的 你没有遵守 - 哈 - What Mickey had planned, you weren't up to. - Ha!
他计划了什么 What did he have planned?
你知道一种技巧叫分散注意力吗 Have you ever heard of a technique called diversion?
Davis知道我们在联络你和那幅画 Davis knew we were the way to reach you and the painting.
而且我们知道我们被监视了 And we knew we were being watched.
所以如果我们把他引入歧途的话 So if we could put him on the wrong track...
将他的注意力分散就成功了 It was the ultimate diversion.
我要你去找到Finch I want you to find Finch.
可能现在只能当赌徒赌一把了 Bookies' probably your best bet by now.
然后拿到储物柜的钥匙 And get the key to that locker.
这把钥匙代表了成千上万的英镑 A key representing thousands upon thousands of pounds. In key form.
我可以想办法帮助你 I can think of ways to help.
你说的是50还是15 Fifteee-nnnn 15 Did you say 50 or 15? Fifteee-nnnn. 15.
然后让你自己被捕 'And get yourself arrested.'
啊 Eh?
设计一些个小的骗局 一些细致又明显的骗局 Pull a few short cons. Something nice and conspicuous.
我们得给Davis点好处 We need to give Davis leverage.
好让他认为他是在暗中掌控我们 Make him think he's got us in a corner.
对不起了 fellas Sorry, fellas.
Mick想出了咖啡骗局 Mickey came up with the coffee scam,
告诉了Davis 我们骗了你 told it to Davis as the con we were going to run on you.
- 完美的幌子 - 你应该早点告诉我的 - The perfect cover. - You could've told me.
是的 我说过了 Yeah, I said that.
你还没有记住你是坨屎 You're not bearing in mind the you-being-crap part.
如果想要你看上去心碎的话 我们就不得不让你心碎了 If you were to look broken-hearted, we had to break your heart.
- 你们已经伤了我的心 - 抱歉 这只是暂时的 - You did break my heart. - Sorry about that. It's only temporary.
- 我想 可能会有意外情况 - 什么 - I suppose. Still, that being the situation... - What?
我只是说可能会有意外情况 Bearing in mind that I've only just found out that is the situation.
你做了什么 What have you done?
你知道那条彩信吗 You know that photo message?
告诉我你已经删了 Tell me you deleted it.
你没有在你手机里留下那样的证据吧 You didn't leave a piece of evidence like that on your phone?
Davis看过那张图片吗 Did Davis see the picture?
有点 总的来说 看过 Kind of. On balance, yes.
Finch 这是非常严重的事 Finch this is very, very important.
他知道这张照片是什么时候照的吗 Did he work out when the picture was taken?
如果你知道答案是 How annoyed would you be if the answer to
“他知道得非常确切”会气成什么样 that question was "most definitely"?
- ‘飞往里约的航班BA238将会延迟起飞’ - 老实说 - 'Flight BA238 from Rio has been delayed.' - Typical.
你们不是应该在候机室吗 Shouldn't you lot be in departures?
还以为你们要去度假呢 Thought you were going on holiday.
- 我们来这儿见个朋友 - 我猜也是 - We're here to meet a friend. - I bet you are.
真是个好计划 Stone It really was a nice plan, Stone.
- 伙计们 我真是对不起你们 - 闭嘴 - Guys, I can't tell you how sorry I am. - Shut up.
但是你们发给Finch的那张照片 But sending that photo to Finch?
- 如果我知道那张照片有多重要... - 别说了 - If I'd known how important that picture was... - Stop talking.
是完全多余的 Unnecessary.
而且 事实证明 那是绝对愚蠢的行为 And, as it turned out, fatally stupid.
那是谁的主意 Whose idea was that?
你知道你的问题吗 Stone 你被群俗人环绕 You know your problem, Stone? You're surrounded by mediocrity.
啊 这看起来是我们的 Ah, this looks like us.
- 我们的包来了 我来拿 - 不 我来拿 - Here's our bag. I'll get it. - No, I'll get it.
- 让我来吧 - 你真好 - Let me get it. - How kind.
这是你的包吗 女士 This your bag, Madam?
怎么啦 What's going on?
我想知道你是否认识这位先生 I wonder if you recognise this gentleman.
如果这就是你对待赢你的竞争者的方法的话 If this is the way you treat your competition winners,
Griffin先生 我就会有小小的抱怨了 Mr Griffin, I'm going to be lodging a complaint.
现在我们来找梵高吧 Now let's find this Van Gogh.
这是我们的纪念品啊 They're our souvenirs!
“让你看看” "Made you look."
啊 这 真有点尴尬 Ah, this is... a bit awkward.
我们也许该走了 We should probably go...
让他们离开 Get them out of here.
马上 Now!
有人能告诉我刚才... Can someone tell me what just...
径直走向出口别说话 Just keep walking towards the exit.
看 是Albert Stroller 噢 Look... It's Albert Stroller. Ow!
继续走 Keep walking.
那是个巧合吗 难道那不是个巧合 It's a coincidence isn't, eh? Is that not a coincidence?
- 下午好 - 假期过得好吗 - Well, good afternoon. - Good holiday?
很高兴 尤其是飞机最后的中途停留 Delightful. Particularly the last-minute stopover.
巴西是个美妙的国家 It's a wonderful country, Brazil.
你知道 那里的人文景观 You know, the people and the culture.
- 飞机飞的还好吧 - 没话说 - Nice flight? - No complaints, no.
- 海关呢 - 对 他们好像没空 - Customs? - Well, they were otherwise occupied.
应该说 被转移了 Diverted, you might say.
这是什么东西 总督察 What's this doing here? Chief Inspector...
有别的东西正在暗地进行 Something else is going on.
我知道他们还是想把画带进来 They're still trying to get the painting in, I know it.
在别的地方 It's somewhere else...
我想也许你最好过来解释一下这个 I think perhaps you'd better come and explain this.
-'我知道' - '留下钥匙' - 'It crossed our minds.' - 'That just leaves the key.
'还有钱 我应该说过...’ 'and the money. I should've said...'
一旦你们骗到了他的钱 你把现金直接带给我 Once you've cleaned him out, you bring the cash straight to me.
- 你没有在这事儿上分文不取 - 你一人得利 - You don't turn a profit on this one. - You do.
'就当做是业绩奖金' 'Call it a... performance-related bonus.'
我们至少得告诉他吧 你知道 给他一次机会 Can we at least tell him? You know, give him a chance?
给个鸟啊 你想我们被拷上进监狱吗 To do what? Get us all locked up?
干杯 Cheers.
打扰了 Stroller先生 Excuse me, Mr Stroller.
葡萄牙语 Obrigado.
俄罗斯人在路上了 The Russian's on his way over.
好 非常好 Great, very good.
Finch 记住 按照协定 你的50/50的分赃 And Finch, remember, 50/50 split, as agreed.
等他到了 把你的嘴闭上 And when he gets here, keep your mouth shut.
你只会把事情搞砸 You'll only balls it up.
我已经有感觉啦 你知道吗 Ash I have got feelings, you know, Ash.
听着 他们绝对不会把我撕成碎片吧 So listen, they're definitely not ripping me off?
- 绝对不会 - 从现在起 每件事都是真的 - Definitely not, no. - From now on, everything is for real.
关于彩信我们没让你知道 We had to keep you in the dark about the photo message
所以Davis才会认为你失误把照片给他看了 so Davis'd think you'd screwed up showing it to him.
我没有搞砸吗 不 我是说 我没有搞砸 I didn't screw up? No, I mean, I didn't screw up.
不 我们希望他看那张照片 No, we wanted him to see the picture.
- 是啊 在纪念品之后发给他 - - Yeah, send him after the souvenirs. -
让你也认为你搞砸了 You had to think you'd screwed up.
- 为了增强说服力 - 因为你是... - 一坨屎 - To be convincing. - Because you're... - You're crap.
从头至尾你好好想想 It all ties up, if you think it through...
对了 那对老夫妇是怎么回事 Except, what about the old couple?
警察不能把责任归咎于他们 The police can't pin anything on them.
他们被拖进了海关 海关把他们的纪念品剁碎了 They've been hauled into customs, seen their souvenirs chopped up.
他们不会伤心欲绝吧 Won't they be traumatised?
嘿 Mickey 我们的确伤心欲绝呢 Hey, Mickey. That's us, traumatised.
- 给我来杯好酒 - Frieda Larry - Somebody get me an expensive drink. - Frieda, Larry.
如果你刚刚经历伤心事 If it's trauma you're after,
你应该看看这出悲惨的Copacabana you should see this one strutting down the Copacabana in a thong.
他们非常开放 They're very liberating.
那是给女孩儿看的 They're for girls.
Frieda 你和Larry来趟免费的 Frieda. How would you and Larry like
巴西之旅怎么样 an all-expenses-paid trip to Brazil?
Albert. Albert
你不介意飞机最后一分钟的中途停留吧 How would you feel about a last minute stopover?
里约 Rio.
忘了说 这是你的 This is yours, by the way.
- 噢 谢谢 - 这些抵消负开支 - Oh, thanks. - Minus expenses.
他还是那一代最优秀的小偷 Still the finest dipper of his generation.
我是第二 Second finest.
啊 谢谢 啊 太棒了 Ah, thank you. Ah, smashing.
恩... 帮我算算多少钱 Just, er... run that last bit by me again.
从一开始你就没有想过这整件事吧 是吗 You didn't think this whole thing through from the start, did you?
- 没有 - 没有 - No. - No.
我只是核查一下 Just checking.
因为如果你想过这整件事 Because if you had thought the whole thing through...
伪装偷运变到真的偷运 The fake smuggle to divert from the real smuggle,
让Finch知道在当时我们骗了他... letting Finch know we'd conned him, on the spot...
你听过一种技术叫做分散注意力吗 You ever heard of a technique called diversion?
...那样会很奇怪 ..then that would be weird.
你知道的 对吗 You know that, don't you?
是的 当然 Yeah, of course.
- 我想了好几年 - 恩 - Took me ages. - Mm-hm.
你知道 我回顾了过去几天发生的事 You know, I look back at everything that's happened, these last few days
我想出了一件事... and one thing occurs to me...
我的那份分成在哪 Where's my winnings?
-40美元在Rhythm Hive的20/1店里用掉 -我们来分吧 40 on Rhythm Hive at 20/1, let's have it.
老实说 你能从头搞清楚吗 Actually, can you start from the top?
我们对你撒了谎是为你好 We lied to you for your own good.
- 是的 但是... - 你拿了10万英镑 - Yeah, but... - And you got 100 grand.
噢 很多钱 不是吗 对于一幅画来说 Oh, a lot of money, that, isn't it? For a picture.
我是说 瞧 别误会我 好吗 I mean, look, don't get me wrong, right...
诸如此类的都很不错 It's nice and all that.
我是说 你已经在里面得到了蓝天... I mean, you know, you've got your blues in it...
还有向日葵 sunflowers there.
恩 记得他吗 很好 Eh, remember him? Very good.
还是...十万英镑 Still...hundred grand?
你们知道是非常时期的重要王牌 Always knew I was cut out for the big time.
你知道 我不喜欢骗你 Finch You know, I hate to lie to you, Finch,
但是我不认为你能够胜任 but I don't think you're going to make it.
作为一个骗子 你不是很适合 As a grifter, you're not very good.
我有很多失败成功的经历 I had my ups and downs.
我也许更适合做小偷 I might be better as a thief than a con man.
恩 你其实都不太适合 不是吗 You weren't very good at that either, though, were you?
好吧 我相当棒的...难道不是吗 Well, I was pretty good... No?
- 不... - 不 你是个垃圾 - No... - No, you're rubbish.
作为朋友我才这么说的 And I say that as a friend.
也许是时候考虑退休了 Maybe it's just time to think about retirement.
在你还没被抓之前 Quit while you're ahead.
你知道 你真是一语点醒梦中人 You know, you're absolutely spot on.
谁想要负担 Who needs the aggravation?
诈骗 偷盗... Grifting, burglary...
- 我永远都不适合做任何一样 是吗 - 你终于想通了 - I was never really cut out for any of it, was I? - Finally.
但是艺术品伪造... But art forgery...
呃 Eh...?