Jerry 你好吗 Jerry! How are you?
很好 Philip 不能再好了 Never better, Philip, never better.
钟先生 开香槟 Mr Chong. Champagne!
-你的妹夫会加入我们吗 -你是说Charlie - Is your brother-in-law going to be able to join us? - Charlie?
是的 他一定会投资的 Yes, and he's definitely investing.
-他带现金来 -就如你要的10万英镑 - And he is bringing the cash? - 100 grand, just as you asked.
太好了 太好了 但我得问个问题 Excellent, excellent. Forgive me, but I ask this question to all my rollover investors...
-尽管问 -你在50万的投资项目里投了45万 - Ask away. -You're 450,000 up on a 50,000 investment.
或吧 说吧Jerry Sing it to me, Jerry, sing it to me!
我的投资得基于我能拿到多少内部消息的基础上 Now I make my investment based upon how much insider information I can buy.
就如你知道的 回报相当大 And as you know, the returns can be spectacular.
但是记住 有风险 But remember, there are risks.
你下个礼拜就能翻个倍 You're going to roll over a half-million next week...
这里是去加勒比海度假别墅的通道 Here's to the beach-front villa in the Caribbean.
来了 All right! Here...
Charlie来了 Here's Charlie now.
他有些无礼 但别担心 他很听话 He's a little uncouth, but don't worry, he's a pussycat.
-只要你不触犯他 -晚上好 绅士们 - As long as you stay on the right side of him. - Evening, gentlemen.
Charlie 过来坐 Charlie, come and sit down.
钱拿来了 Mmm. The money.
那么 So...
900%在一个星期内翻倍 是吗 Jerry 900% return in a week, Jerry, huh?
-真惊人 -好吧 -跳过那段 - Impressive. - Well... - Ignore the little speech
关于你投资的跌宕起伏 about how your investment can go down as well as up.
跌宕起伏就像我的心情 A little like my mood.
Charlie! Charlie
这人是个天才 他要帮我们赚一笔大钱 The man's a genius. He's going to make us a fortune!
职业病 但是在给钱之前我们玩会儿扑克牌吧 啊 Business concluded. But before I hand over my money, we play poker, huh?
没问题 Sure!
你压了300 I'll see your 300.
我压你的3倍 And I raise you three more.
怎么了 姐夫 What's up, bratr?
这里太热了吗 Too hot for you?
热热身而已 Just warming up.
全压 All in.
希望你别让我姐夫一手烂牌还赢了你 Jerry I hope you're not going to let my blubber-in-law get away with that kind of crap, Jerry.
全压 All in.
一对K Pocket kings.
3个Q Three bitches.
你要赢的话得有3个A Jerry You need aces to beat that, Jerry.
我也想要 That's it for me.
在长夜的尽头被干掉了 Cleaned me out, end of the evening.
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you very much, thank you.
Phil Phil 你还好吧 Phil... Phil... are you OK?
真是太可惜了 有什么我能帮你的吗 It's a terrible waste. If there is anything I can do...
你也不知道你什么时候会死 You never know when your time is up.
在这种情况下 Under the circumstances...
是的 在这种情况下 Yes, under the circumstances.
再次表示悼念 Charlie My condolences again, Charlie.
在你走之前 Jerry Before you go, Jerry,
关于那50万 a small matter of the half mill.
假装 是给对方一种什么事都还未发生的假象 Simulation, which is to give the punter the idea something that hasn't happened has.
接下来 误导 这是让对方的注意力从你手法上移开 Next, misdirection... this is to make them look away from a crafty move.
最后 转换也是很重要的一点 And last but by no means least is the switch.
顾名思义 这表示在没有身体触碰的情况下掉包 As the name suggests, this is to switch one thing to another without anybody noticing.
这就是...手法的规则 And there you have it... the principles of the sleight of hand.
或者如法国人称的 Or as the French call it,
手则 the sleight of 'and.
太神奇了 听着 每周过来变场魔术 That's amazing, that. Listen, how would you feel about doing a
你觉得怎么样 你知道的 表演给顾客看 - weekly magic show down here, you know, for the customers?
-Eddie 我们就是你的顾客 - Eddie, we are your customers.
我们已经看过n遍了 -我也有其他顾客啊 - And we've seen it a million times before. - I do get other people down here.
我还以为这是我们的私人酒吧 - We thought this was our own private bar.
-不 你们总是把它当做是而已 -进展得怎么样 Albert - No, that's just the way you treat it. - How did it go, Albert?
嘿 帮你要杯喝的 Hey, let me get you a drink!
我要杯伏特加加冰 要大杯的 Ed I'll have a vodka on the rocks. And make it a big one, Ed.
啊 你搞定他了 Nah, he's winding us up.
真希望如此 Wish I was.
什么 老Phil给我们泼冷水了 是吗 What, Old Phil gone cold on us, has he?
从某种意义上来说 是的 In a manner of speaking, yes.
-他死了 -他怎么了 - He's dead. - He's what?
-翘辫子了 从他座位上倒下来 -怎么会这样 - Croaked. Fell right off his perch.
-心肌梗塞 在玩牌的时候 - How? - Heart attack. Middle of the poker game.
噢 那太糟糕了 Oh, that's terrible.
-我们试着救他但是我们没做成 -对不起 Albert - We tried to revive him but we couldn't do it. - I'm so sorry, Albert.
-我还没搞定他 -听着Charlie的钱我们就不要了 我们可以... - I'm not done yet. - Look, don't worry about Charlie's money, we can...
-是的 有Phil那50万就够回本了 -事情发展得更糟了 - Yeah, we've more than covered our costs with Phil's 50 grand. - It gets even worse.
有什么比目标在面前死了还糟 How can it be worse than the mark dying on us?
因为Phil那听话的妹夫突然变成一个不怎么听话的Charlie Kovar Because fluffy Phil's brother-in-law turns out to be the not-quite-so-fluffy Charlie Kovar.
谁 Who?
-捷克斯洛伐克的Charlie -没错 -我以为我们已经把Phil调查清楚了 - Czechoslovakian Charlie. - The very same. - I thought we checked Phil out?
可我们没查他的家谱 Well, we don't check the flamin' family tree.
Charlie又有什么问题了 What's the problem with this Charlie?
Charlie想要回Phil投资的那50万再加上45万的利润 Well, Charlie wants the 50 grand that Phil invested, plus the 450,000 profit.
-那只是个托词 哪里有利润啊 -是的 - That was just a convincer. There is no profit. - Precisely.
我们没有50万 We don't have half a million pounds.
我们得在这个礼拜之前凑到钱 否则... We have until the end of the week to find it. Or...
-Charlie的做事方式就是谁惹他他砍谁 -第一次 砍手指 - Charlie's trade mark is chopping bits off anyone who crosses him. - First offence, a finger.
一般人们都不敢去惹他第二次 People tend not to cross him twice.
惹他第二次的人一般都活不久了 Those that have don't wave much any more.
招惹他第三次的话 都不用担心能不能活了 Third offence, it's not waving you have to worry about.
如果这家伙不知道 If this guy doesn't know
你是谁住在哪也许你可以隐居段时间 who you really are or where we live surely you can just lay low for a while?
-为了那50万他也会找到我的 - For half a million, he'll find me.
-1个礼拜不到的时间我们哪里去找这么多钱 - Where are we going to find that kind of money in less than a week?
-半途而废的骗局是会遭恶果的 - It's seriously bad karma for a mark to sprout wings in mid-con.
-弄不到钱也没有好果子吃 - Not so great for the cash flow, either.
我以前曾丢过一只眼镜蛇 I lost one to a rattle snake once.
偷偷摸摸地躲到那家伙的凯迪拉克后面 Sneaked in the back of this guy's Cadillac,
咬了他的屁股 bit him on the ass.
结果我6个月都没挣1分钱 I didn't earn a buck for six months.
好吧 我们得试着做些什么 Well, we have to try something.
是的 但是一个礼拜50万...我不知道有什么办法 Yeah, but 500k in a week... I don't know.
-我们需要个新目标 -而且要快 - We need a mark. - And quick.
而且要够有钱 至少要有50万 And one that's good for at least a half-mill.
那我们现在就去找 Then I suggest we start looking.
好啊伙计 每个给我拿一本 All right, mate. One of each.
对不起 不好意思 我太笨了 Excuse me. Sorry, I'm such an idiot.
你知道长巷怎么走吗 Do you know where Long Lane is?
一直往前走再右转 I think it's just down there on the right-hand side.
噢 真的吗 刚才有人说是往那边走 Oh, really that's funny cos somebody said it was down there.
不 他们说差不多是这里直走右转 No, it was round to the right and down there, they said.
绝对是这里直走右转 Definitely down there on the right.
-噢 好的 谢谢 -祝你好运 - Oh, right, OK. Thanks. - Good luck.
好的 All right.
噢 我想这是你掉的钱 Oh, I think you dropped this.
噢 是的 谢谢 Oh, yes, thank you.
你知道圣卡洛斯酒店吗 You know the restaurant San Carlos.
我明白他们都太忙了没时间去那 I understand they are so busy no-one goes there any more!
哈哈哈 Ha-ha-ha!
好的 都找到了吗 OK, so what have we got?
-我什么都没找到 -Ash呢 - Well, I came up empty-handed. - Ash?
我找到个运转不佳的整形外科医生 I was on to a dodgy plastic surgeon
但他正在处理一个价格不菲的法院讼案 but he's in the middle of an expensive court case.
为了一台飞机失事丢失的数字显示示波器 Mid-air mishap with a pair of his 44 DDs.
-Emma -对不起 - Emma? - Sorry.
是有些城市来的大人物 Some interesting leads from the City
但是在我们这个时间段里弄不到什么值钱的硬件 but nothing liquid in our time frame.
-你呢 Mick -空手 - What about you, then, Mick? - Zilch.
别给自己太大压力 Sean No pressure, Sean.
好吧 Well...
我不知道从这里能拿到多少 但是 I don't know how much mileage there is in this. But...
这里的确有个有钱人 There's this rich bloke.
他告他老婆的离婚律师从他那获取利益 He's complaining that his wife's divorce lawyers have got his nuts in the cracker.
他说那律师是为了拿走他最后的100万 And he says he's down to his last million.
-噢 伤你心了 是吗 -跟我说说吧 - Oh, breaks your heart, doesn't it? - Tell me about it.
这家伙住在萨里郡48间房的豪宅里 I mean this geezer lives in a 48-room mansion in Surrey which
里面有价值上百万英镑的艺术收藏品 houses his multi-million pound art collection.
这些艺术收藏品不在离婚附属物里因为他没权利卖 The art collection was excluded from the divorce because he's not allowed to sell it.
-怎么说 -他们家的家规禁止他这么做 - How come? - Some clause in his great great grandfather's will forbids it.
在这些收藏品中有一件是用珠宝镶饰的老虎 Part of the collection is a jewel-encrusted tiger
他之前准备以1亿卖给博物馆 which he was due to sell to a museum for ?0 million.
但是他们的家庭受托人插手这件事并阻止了整件事 But the family trustees stepped in and blocked the whole thing.
博物馆的人勃然大怒 The museum went ballistic.
他们原打算展会以老虎为核心展品的 They had a whole exhibition planned round the tiger as the centrepiece.
律师 你会喜欢的 是吗 Lawyers, you've got to love 'em, haven't you?
他是谁 Who is he?
他叫Luke Baincross His name is Luke Baincross.
现年51岁在9年前继承了Baincross宅邸 He's 51 years old and nine years ago he inherited Baincross Hall.
他有两个前妻 He supports two ex-wives,
马上就要有第三个了 他过着放荡的生活 soon to be three, and has a champagne lifestyle
-过着不用干活不愁吃穿的日子 -这也算是种职业 - without ever having done a day's work in his life. - Now that's what I call a career.
你他妈的在干吗 What the bloody hell do you think you're doing?!
你不认识字吗 啊 You can read, can't you?
私人入口 开放入口 Private entrance, public entrance.
-这么简单的几个字 -对不起 我刚只是在掉头 - It's quite simple! - Yes, I'm sorry, I was just turning round.
赶快把你那恶心的东西开走 Get this bloody monstrosity of my drive now!
这群白痴 不对 是弱智 You oaf. Reverse, you cretin!
他最近向公众开放了Baincross宅邸 He recently opened up Baincross Hall to the public.
手册上说他想要和公众一起分享这宝贵的遗产 The brochure states it's because he wants to share its rich heritage.
但是对于Lukey这家伙来说 这只是赚钱的另种方式 But for Lukey boy, it's just another way to line his pockets.
他妈的低能 Bloody morons.
Baincross家族在18世纪印度丝绸之路时富裕起来 结果 The Baincross family made their fortune in the Indian silk trade in the 18th century, and as a result...
-就拥有这个世界上最大的印度艺术品之一的老虎 - have one of the world's largest collections of Indian art.
-那他想要什么 - What does he want?
贪婪的人一般都要什么 What do the greedy always want?
-一些虚无的东西 -是的 他已经拥有的东西 - Something for nothing. - Yeah. Which is what he's had all his life.
但是由于他的前妻给他施加压力 But with his ex-wife putting the squeeze on him,
他可能真的会动用那1亿 seems like he could really use the ?0 million.
-老虎 -没错 -是的 但他不会卖吧 - The tiger. - Exactly. - Yeah, but he can't sell it.
不会 但可以为它上保险 No, but it'll be insured.
有关他你还知道些什么 What else do you know about him?
他的老婆说他生活不检点 Well, his wife says he can't keep it in his trousers.
是的 他看去就像只老色狼 Yeah. He looks like a slimebag.
很明显他不耐不住寂寞 Apparently he didn't wait long.
他在度蜜月时就和酒店服务员好上了 He started on their honeymoon with a hotel masseuse.
之后 他又盯上了网球教练 Since then, he's had a tennis coach...
瑜伽老师 A yoga instructor...
还有我个人最爱 And my personal favourite...
奥林匹克体操运动员 An Olympic gymnast.
至少他还在健身 At least he's keeping fit.
她老婆说他总吹嘘他从来都不需要付税 His wife says he boasts about never having paid a bean in tax
并认为她从10万英镑的革新资产里诈取了英国遗产 and reckons he defrauded the English Heritage out of a ?00,000 renovation grant
用来造游泳池 to install a freshwater swimming
所以说我们找到一个老色鬼 So we've got an ageing playboy,
天生就口含金汤匙 born with a silver spoon in his mouth,
放荡并以为自己是上帝赐给女人的礼物 who's dishonest and thinks he's God's gift to women.
正好是我讨厌的那种男人 Exactly the kind of man I hate.
不 不 不 No. No, no.
我是认真的 I mean it.
我认真的 伙计们 噢 别 Seriously, guys, no. Oh, no.
-你他妈干什么呢 -噢 抱歉 - What the bloody hell do you think you're doing?- Oh, I'm so sorry.
哦 没关系 Oh, never mind.
警报器总是调皮的弄出点音乐来 The alarm's always making a bit of a song and dance.
我刚才只顾看你的豪宅 I was just so busy ogling the architecture.
是的 Yes.
我明白你的意思 I see what you mean.
美得没话说 It's utterly gorgeous.
他于1858年为Jaipur的王公打造 He was built for the Maharaja of Jaipur in 1858,
为庆祝开采出的一系列宝石 to celebrate the vast array of gemstones that were mined there.
有超过5000枚宝石和合成宝石 There are over 5,000 precious and semi-precious stones,
都镶嵌着四分之一英寸的镀金 all inlaid into the quarter-inch gold plate.
这是相当独特的 It's quite unique.
我好像听说你曾经以一千万英镑出售给博物馆 Didn't I read somewhere that you were selling it to a museum for 10 million?
我们这几年一直保存着它 We've had him to ourselves all these years,
-我们认为是时候和国家一起分享它了 -多么高尚啊 - we thought it was time to share him with the nation.- How noble.
-一千万英镑算不了什么 对吧 - Nothing to do with the ten million, then?
-我不能不承认钱有它的好处 - I can't deny it would have its benefits.
我打赌你也懂怎么花这笔钱 I bet you'd know just how to spend them, too.
钱是永远不会过时的 Well, that is a talent one perfects over time.
似乎我的受托人有其他想法 他们阻止出售这宝物 Seems the trustees had other ideas...they've blocked the bloody sale.
噢 听起来真是煞风景 你不能买通他们吗 Oh. Sound like a bunch of kill-joys.Couldn't you just buy them off?
-他们态度坚定不移 -恐吓吗 -但愿行的通 - Unswervingly incorruptible, I'm afraid.- Blackmail? - I wish.
他们毫无疑问是 最高尚 最自以为是的笨蛋 They are without doubt, the most virtuous, self-righteous dullards
遇到这种人算我不幸 I've ever had the misfortune to encounter.
信号灯不变绿他们就不过马路 They wouldn't even cross the road until the little man's turned green.
我黄灯的时候就走 有时候红灯 I move on orange. Sometimes red.
噢 Oh.
那么 我还以为你会把老虎一直借给博物馆 Well, I suppose you could always just lend it to the museum.
出于慈善精神 In the spirit of philanthropy.
免费 不可能 For free? Hardly.
一群见鬼的伪知识分子改良家 Bunch of bloody pseudo-intellectual do-gooders.
这个国家靠的是军人而不是学问家 This country was built by soldiers not academics.
真是耳目一新 How refreshing.
有想法的男人 那么 Baincross先生 A man who speaks his mind.Well, Mr Baincross...
请叫我Luke Luke, please.
Luke 很荣幸 Luke. It's been a pleasure.
可能我们很快就会再见面的 Perhaps I'll bump into you again soon.
一定要着急走吗 还有很多要给你看 Must you dash off so soon?There's plenty more to see.
我可以给你展示我的私人珍藏 如果你愿意 I could show you my private collection,if you'd like that.
真可惜 我必须走了 今晚有派对 还不知道要穿什么呢 Shame, I've got to go.I have a party tonight,and not a thing to wear.
听起来不错 Sounds perfect.
-你跟谁一起呢 -待定 - Are you going with anyone?- Not yet.
-女孩不可以单独参加派对 -不可以 - A girl should never go to a party alone.- No?
-这会发出错误信号 -那么 你有什么好的建议 - It sends out all the wrong signals.- Well, what would you suggest?
一个年长的男人 帅气而又暧昧 由他们去猜 An older man. Nice and ambiguous.Keep them guessing.
我上哪找这个人 Well, where am I going to find one of those at such short notice?
寻找 你就会发现 Seek, and ye shall find.
好的 告诉我你的号码我会考虑一下的 All right, give me your number and I'll think about it.
不要考虑太久哦 Don't think about it for too long.
我很抢手的 I get booked up.
-你刚说你叫什么 -Anna - What did you say your name was, again?- Anna.
一会见 Anna Catch you later, Anna.
这得由我决定 Not if I catch you first.
比杰迪大会的的监视头还多 覆盖了10英米的红外线 More lasers than a Jedi convention,covering a 10ft radius.
6部监视器 每个都能90度旋转 Six cameras, each with a 90-degree arc.
-死角呢 -三个 - Dead spots?- Three.
这 这 还有这 Here, here and here.
现在我们假设这有三个安全气囊 Now we have to assume there are pressure pads,
但是不可能知道确切的方位 but there's no way of knowing exactly where.
Emma 打给Baincross 告诉他你想让他见几个人 Emma, call Baincross.Tell him there's some people you would like him to meet.
我们没时间一步步慢慢逼近目标 我们要正面出击 We have no time for the softly softly approach.We have to hit him with the proposition right between the eyes.
要在星期五搞到钱 Czech Charlie不会放松的 We have to get the money by Friday.Czech Charlie will not let this go.
据派对只有三个半小时 我们走 We have three-and-a-half hours until party time. Let's go.
Luke? Luke
我是Anna It's Anna.
还好吗 Dave 听着 朋友 今晚我们有个重要的派对 You all right, Dave? Listen, mate,we're having an impromptu party tonight.
我需要一些客人 你懂的 I need some guests who won't ask questions,if you know what I mean.
这就是答应了 I'll take that as a yes, then.
我需要一串假钻石 至少十克拉 I need a dozen fake diamonds.At least ten carats.
一小时之内就要 I need them in an hour.
好的 在老地方等你 Fine. I'll be in the usual place.
一会见 See you then.
你不要反悔 我就是为诈欺而生的 You're not going to regret this.I was born for this grifting lark.
你不会诈欺 Ed 你只是服务生 Well, you're not really grifting, Ed,you're more serving drinks.
是的 但这都是为了团队工作 不是吗 嘿 Yeah, but it's all about teamwork,isn't it, hey?
所有人都在派对里欢乐 The Sting, Oceans XI and that...everyone playing their part.
Eddie Eddie 深呼吸 冷静 听我说 Eddie, Eddie, take a deep breath,calm down, and listen.
我只是想让你做服务生 I just want you to serve the drinks.
不假装 不表演 做你自己 好吗 No acting, no performance,just do what you do. OK?
好 好吧 Mickey 我懂你的意思 Yeah, all right, Mickey, I get you.
少来了 Come on!
Mickey先生和我假扮成主办聚会的著名商人 Mr Marino and myself are playing prominent businessmen who are hosting the party.
你应当友好点当然对待我们还是要有所敬畏 You should be friendly but treat us with a certain reverence.
是啊 你扮成一位高贵的客人在那玩乐 但是要低调 Yeah. You are playing sophisticated guests,so have fun, but keep it low key.
不要再沙发后面搞小动作 No throwing up behind the sofa.
噢 还有 不要主动和目标接触 Oh, and... do not initiate contact with the mark.
-但是他如果跟你说话 你就敷衍塞责 -他来了 - But if he speaks to you, be casual and brief.- He's here.
加油 Sean 让我们销声匿迹 Come on, Sean,let's make ourselves scarce.
-你来的好早 -是吗 - You're early.- Am I?
嗯 我以为你会装大牌迟到 Mmm. I had you down as fashionably late.
心里想着快点来 The mind was strong,
但是我那辆Aston Martin太破了 but the Aston Martin was weak.
速度慢得像风一样 It flew like the wind.
我们来点酒怎样 Shall we get some naughty little drinks?
-两杯香槟 谢谢 -好的 - Two glasses of champagne, please.- Certainly.
或者 给你们来杯Saint Tropez Sunset Or alternatively, I could offer you a Saint Tropez Sunset?
为什么不 我觉得很刺激 Why not? I'm feeling adventurous.
两杯Saint Tropez Sunset马上就来 Two Saint Tropez Sunsets coming up.
-告诉我 是谁这么想见我 -我叔叔Tony - So tell me, who is it you're so keen for me to meet?- Uncle Tony.
现在就把我引见给你的家人会不会太早了呢 Little soon to be introducing me to the family, isn't it?
怎么会呢 我认为这是你俩见面的最好时机 On the contrary. I think it's the perfect time for you two to meet.
现在我怎么感觉你在预谋些什么 Now why do I get the feeling you're plotting something?
因为确实是 Because I am.
啊 Anna 我亲爱的 噢 Ah! Anna, my dear. Oh!
不来加入我们 嗯 Won't you join us, uh?
Tony叔叔 这位是Luke Baincross Uncle Tony, this is Luke Baincross.
幸会 Luke 我是Tony Marino 这是我的搭档 Michael Trent先生 别站着 Nice to meet you, Luke. Tony Marino.This is my associate, Mr Michael Trent.Please, won't you sit down.
幸会 阁下们 Pleasure to met you, gentlemen.
Anna告诉我您出了点状况 So, Anna tells us you have a situation.
我们或许能为您效劳 And that we may be able to help.
我告诉Tony叔叔关于您的老虎和受托人的事 I told Uncle Tony about your tiger and those boring trustees.
-她很清楚我无法抗拒她的突发奇想 -我想象得来 - She knows full well that I can't resist her whims.- I can imagine.
我认为报上的报道真的很烦人 I thought the newspaper article was very intrusive.
永远不要轻信英国媒体的报道 Marino先生 You must never believe what you read in the British press, Mr Marino.
-没有什么比流言蜚语和报复性的讽刺更可怕 - Nothing more than idle gossip and vindictive innuendo.
-那么老虎的出售还在进行着 - So the sale is going ahead after all?
噢 那个 不 这几乎是整个文章中唯一的事实 Oh, that. No. Just about the only fact in the entire article.
那个混蛋律师想介入此案 The bloody lawyers have kicked that idea into touch.
-我们应当锁住那帮记者然后丢掉钥匙 -正是我的感受 - We should lock them all up with journalists and throw away the key.- My feeling exactly.
-需要我来斟吗 -不 - Shall I pour?- No.
请恕我直言 阁下 这件事和你们有什么关系呢 Forgive me for being blunt, gentlemen,but what exactly does all this have to do with you?
我们希望能帮到您 We'd like to help you.
这就是你预谋的 是吗 You have been plotting, haven't you?
你会感激我的 我保证 You'll thank me, I promise.
继续 告诉我 Go on then, talk to me.
Baincross先生 我们生活在 Mr Baincross... we live in a
一个玩世不恭的世界被律师和保险公司操纵着 world cynically exploited and manipulated by lawyers and insurance companies.
我们只是尝试 呃 We simply try to, er,
我不知道怎么说 重新摆正天平 I don't know, redress the balance.
噢 多么高尚的人 Oh, how noble.
就像是精选部队和罗宾汉之间的十字架 Like a cross between The A Team and Robin Hood!
我们是做资产解放和再分配的生意人 We're in the business of asset liberation and redistribution.
-噢 你们是小偷 -噢 我才不是 - Oh, you're thieves?!- Oh, no not me.
我退休了 我是说我半退休了 I'm retired, I mean I'm semi-retired.
我让Trent先生做这个肮脏的工作 I let Mr Trent do the dirty work.
我们为个人 家庭 公司 有时甚至是政府而工作 We work for private individuals, families,companies, sometimes even governments.
钻石或者文件 对于我们来说本质上没有区别 Diamonds or documents,it makes no difference to us.
那让我猜猜 So let me guess.
你策划一个夜晚我敞开大门然后让你们溜进去 You're proposing one night I leave my door open and you can slip in,
偷走我的老虎 使我一无所有求助于保险 steal my tiger, and leave mefree to claim on the insurance?
我们策划的是 What we're proposing
能让你意识到一千万英镑是连口气都不如的数目 is a way for you to realise 10 million without so much as a whiff of suspicion of your involvement.
而且 你不用敞开任何门 他很贴心 And no, you don't have to leave any doors open. He's very good.
阁下 我不得不说我被你们吊了胃口 Gentlemen, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't intrigued by your idea.
但我的保险公司制定的保险计划会使这个计划落空 But my insurance company specified security arrangements that would make such a plan quite impossible.
这是在耗费我装备和保卫 It costs me a fortune in equipment and guards.
Luke 没有坚不可摧的地方 Luke, nowhere is impenetrable.
噢 我可以向你保证 那就像诺克斯堡 是完全不可能的 Oh, I can assure you, it's like Fort Knox.It's quite impossible.
现在 舞会开始了 不好意思失陪一下 Now, I see the dancing has begun.So if you'll excuse me.
一起吗 Shall we?
噢 Oh!
他的帮手比一个唱诗班的人还多 He's got more hands than a gospel choir.
-你干得很好 -你觉得他会上钩吗 -当然 - You did well.- You reckon he bought it?- For sure.
什么 我错过什么好戏了吗 我以为他说了不 What, am I missing something?I thought he said no.
没关系 那时说的'不'不算数 Doesn't matter.It's WHY he said no that counts.
他没有说这是违法或者不道德甚至是错误的 He didn't say it was illegal or immoral,or even wrong.
他只是说了不可能 He simply said it was impossible.
所以我们只要证明我们能做到 而且要迅速 So now we just have to prove we can do it. And quickly.
要做说服者 The convincer.
-正是 -如果我们不去偷那个老虎那该怎么做 - Exactly.- How're we going to do that without actually stealing the tiger?
耍花招 With cunning,
用诡计和一些小手段 guile and a little lateral thinking.
你知道 我觉得我们需要安插一个内线 You know, I think we need a man on the inside.
是的 明处得有人 可以探听他的行动 Yeah... someone bright,able to think on their feet.
-能全神贯注 -无畏 -隐蔽的前线操作员 - Focused.- Fearless.- A covert front-line operator.
我们认为你已经准备好了 And we think you're ready.
是吗 Yeah?
我要做些什么 What have I got to do, exactly?
不简单 不简单 Now, not easy, not easy.
-Albert你点的 -噢 谢谢 - There you go Albert.- Oh, thanks.
是 Yeah...
千钧一发啊 Jerry 你要当心点 Close call, Jerry.You want to watch your step.
我下一次可能就不在这里了 如果我正有事 I might not be here next time,if you catch my drift.
周五见 See you Friday.
-进展的怎么样 Albert 顺利吗 -很好 - How did it go, Albert? All right?- Fine.
该死的图书馆让我跑来跑去 Damn library gave me the run-around
但最后还是弄到了我想要的东西 but I got what I wanted in the end.
没有从Czech Charlie那里得到消息吗 No word from Czech Charlie?
-没有 -但愿保持这种方式直到我们拿到他的钱 - No.- Let's hope it stays that way till we get his money, hey?
是啊 Yeah.
你知道关于这个我有种好的预感 You know I've got a good feeling about this.
我知道我不该说这个 I know I don't need to say this.
不过我很感激你们做的一切 But I appreciate what you're all doing.
这不是像在公园散步一样简单的事 This is no walk in the park.
不，你说的对 No, you're right.
你不需要说这个 You don't need to say it.
Sean 我到了 Sean, I'm here.
-你还好吗 伙计 -还好 - You all right, mate?- All right.
你看了昨晚的比赛吗 You see the game last night?
喂 你在做什么 Oi, what do you think you're doing?
你知道它多有多少年头了吗 Do you know how old that is?
孩子们 嗯 真不尊重文化 Kids, eh? No respect for culture.
喂 Oi.
差一点点 You missed a bit.
就这样 That's it.
行 小点 OK, a bit smaller?
很好 Good.
嗯 很完美 Mmm. Perfect.
我希望你带三明治来了 我快饿死了 I hope you brought the sandwiches.I'm starving.
Michael 我只是想让你知道 I just wanted you to know, Michael,
如果事情没有成功 that if things don't work out,
我就要被迫走上跳板了（指被迫自杀） I'm going to walk the plank.
你们都没必要和我一起上刀山 There's no need for everyone to take the heat.
Albert 如果事情没有成功 我们就一起来下火海 Albert, if things don't work out,we'll take the heat together.
我们是一个团队 记得吗 We're a team, remember?
同心协力 诸如此类 United we stand, and all that.
Charlie不知道我们之间有关联 Charlie doesn't know there's any connection.
我只要去旅游一段时间 I'll just go travelling for a while.
我可以趁机休息一下 I could use a little break.
Albert 挺好的 Nice try, Albert.
Michael 我是认真的 I'm serious, Michael.
我也是 So am I.
-好了 你们都准备好了 -是的 - Right, you all set?- Yeah.
准备启动 Ready to roll.
好 开始 Right, let's go.
五秒钟三次解除安全摄像机 Clear of security cameras for five seconds in three,
2 1 走 two, one, go.
好 准备好 All right, get ready.
3 2 1 停 Three, two, one, stop.
清零再来 3 2 1 Clear again in three, two, one...
等一下 停 Hang on, stop!
很抱歉 走 Sorry about that... go.
-十秒 -好 很稳定 - Ten seconds.- All right, steady.
快到那里了 Nearly there.
摄像头又转回来了 The camera's moving back round.
剩三秒 Three seconds left...
Two, one. 2 1
结束 That's it.
耶 Yeah.
500,000 老虎会在12小时内被盗 届时你要付我们钱 500,000. Payable within 12 hours of the tiger being reported stolen.
我为什么要付你钱 单是宝石的价格就是它的五倍 Why should I pay you a fee?The gems alone are worth five times that.
在黑市上你可能永远卖不掉那只老虎 You could never sell that tiger on the black market.
一旦你报被失 您的保险公司将联系国际刑警组织 The moment you reported it stolen,your insurance company will contact Interpol.
他们有每一块宝石的详细记录 They have detailed records of every single stone.
即使你找到了一个足够傻的人要买这些宝石 And even if you found a fence dumb enough to buy them,
价钱也只会是合法价的一小点 they would only be worth a fraction of their legitimate value.
你付钱给我们的部分原因是确保老虎永久的消失 Part of what you're paying us for is to ensure the tiger disappears for good.
-我们不希望它回来咬你 -你会怎么处置它呢 - We wouldn't want it come back to bite you.- What will you do with it?
嗯 据我所知 老虎不太会游泳 Well, from what I hear,tigers don't swim too well.
很好 先生们 就这么说定了 Very well, gentlemen, you have a deal.
但 有个很重要的'但是' But. And it's a big "but".
它是不可能从大厅里被带走的 It can't be taken from the hall.
我相信我们刚刚证明了我们可以做到 I believe we've just proved we can.
我毫不怀疑你能够做到这一点 Oh, I've no doubt you're capable of it.
我只是对你如何通过我的安全系统感到非常震惊 I'm completely flabbergasted how you got through my security systems.
我的保险公司可能永远不会赔我钱 My insurance company would never pay out.
-确保你不能牵连是我们服务的一部分 -这不碍事 - Ensuring you can't be implicated is all part of the service.- It doesn't matter.
他们在几年前就给我过100万英镑的索赔 They paid out a few years ago on a million pound claim.
展厅里发生了场公认笨拙的火灾 An admittedly rather clumsy fire in one of the galleries.
他们怀疑是欺诈 即使他们不能证明什么 They suspected foul play and,even though they couldn't prove anything,
我现在在监视清单上。 I'm now on a watch list.
任何索赔都要花费好几年调查 Any claim would spend years under investigation.
它不可能从Baincross大厅里被带走 It cannot be taken from Baincross Hall.
你们继续想想吧 先生们 Keep thinking, gentlemen.
-为什么我们不知道保险索赔 - Why didn't we know about the insurance claim?
-一定从那些文件中被拿走了 - Must have been kept out of the papers.
他在保险监视清单上 He's on an insurance watch list.
-我们早应该知道的 -Mick 我们要以最快的速度搞定这些 - We should have known.- We're doing all this at a gallop, Mick.
另觅目标为时已晚 It's too late to find another mark.
我们必须要让一切顺利进行 我们得 We have to make this work, we have to
-设法让他改变主意 -在周五前 - change his mind somehow.- By Friday.
如果Luke把它借给的原来要买的那个博物馆会怎样 What if Luke lends it to the museum that was going to buy it?
-我们从那里盗走它 -英国殖民地 - And we take it from there.- The British Colonial.
-你必须得解决保险 你不可能一晚上搞定 - You'd have to sort the insurance.You can't do that overnight.
-不 所有事情都安排好了 - No, it's all planned out.
老虎将是下周开始那个展会的核心展品 The tiger's supposed to be the centre piece of an exhibition that starts next week.
-保险已经到位 - The insurance is in place.
-我们必须找到这个地方 计划下并快速收工 - We'd have to recce the place, plan it and wrap it up,
-所有的都将在这个周末结束 - all by the end of the week.
-我们曾经碰到过比这更大的挑战 - We've faced bigger challenges.
-但截止日期没那么早 -我们有选择吗 - Not with this kind of deadline.- Do we have a choice?
唉 我们需要那五十万 Ash, we need that half mil.
早些时候有人找过Jerry Someone was in looking for a "Jerry" earlier.
和你的描述相符 Albert Matched your description, actually Albert.
让我猜一下 Let me guess.
东欧人 Eastern European.
大概这么高 About this high,
脸长的像棒球手套吗 face like a catcher's mitt?
是 就是他 就是那家伙 他是一个不错的小子 Yes. That's him, that's the fella.He's a nice bloke.
不管怎么样他说他周五会再来的 Anyhow he said he'd call by again on Friday.
怎么了 What?
英国殖民地 不可能 The British Colonial?Impossible.
这就是你说过的那个地方 That's what you said about this place.
是的 但那样会非常显眼 True. But that would be seriously impressive.
你让我们别无选择 You leave the impossible to us.
你要做的就是确保明天转移老虎 All you have to do is make sure the tiger's transferred tomorrow.
-为什么这么快 -就姑且说它‘时机已到’ - Why so soon?- Let's just say a window of opportunity has presented itself.
-你知道越少 越好 -有道理 - The less you know, the better.- Fair enough.
想想那些可爱的公众 Just think of all that lovely publicity.
多么宽宏大量的行为 Such a magnanimous gesture.
您将会连续几年成为艺术世界的宠儿 You'll be the darling of the art world for years.
最重要的是我能得到永久贷款 Especially if the loan is in perpetuity.
是的 我会把它给那个可怕的女馆长的 Yes. Although it pains me to think of the publicity
虽然我讨厌那群公众 I'll be giving to that ghastly female curator.
究竟为什么把这么重要的工作交给一个女人 Why on Earth would you give a woman such an important job?!
-为了更大的利益 我想 -没时间浪费了 - Still, all for the greater good, I suppose.- No time to lose.
想象一下 下周这个时间 Just think. This time next week.
1000万英镑 Ten million pounds.
为了那笔钱我可以放下我的骄傲 For that kind of money even I can swallow my pride.
Baboor小姐 我是Luke Baincross Miss Baboor, Luke Baincross.
如果我是你 我会安静并开始拍马屁 If I were you I'd put a sock in it and start sucking up to me big time.
因为我将提供永久的免费老虎 这就是为什么 Because I'm giving you the tiger for free in perpetuity, that's why.
早上好 我是馆长Nishka Baboor Good morning, I am Nishka Baboor, curator.
哦 嗨 Robert Wheeler Trident Factors Oh, hello. Robert Wheeler,Trident Factors.
你可以叫我Rob You can call me Rob.
我相信我的助手已经打过电话预约了 I believe my assistant called and made an appointment.
-没错 是这样的 -我需要为展馆的安全性做下评估 - Yes, that's correct.- I need to do an assessment for the underwriters.
虽然老虎将会是你的财产 Although the tiger will be your legal responsibility,
并且涵盖在你的保险中 我们还是需要确认您的 and covered by your insurance,we need to confirm your...
保安措施并检查你所有的程序 诸如此类 security measures and check all your procedures and that.
当然 请跟我走 Of course. Please, follow me.
得到Baincross的免费提供您一定很高兴吧 You must be very pleased then at Mr Baincross's offer.
噢 是的 别提我们有多激动了 Oh, yes. I cannot tell you how thrilled we are.
当然高兴了 Absolutely delighted.
这是最重要的一件展品 并且能放在这里 It is a most important piece,and to have it here...
嗯 它会为我们带来很多利润 Well, it means a great deal.
正如我们的计划那样 它将会是展览的明星 It will be the star of the new exhibition, just as we planned.
这个Baincross先生应该是一个非常慷慨的人 Must be a very generous man then,this Mr Baincross.
嗯 Hmm.
我想让你知道我亲自监督所有高价值的收藏 I want you to know that I supervise all high value collections myself.
我们有自己的保安汽车和一个额外的保安队 We have our own security vehicle with an additional security team.
从我签署移交文件那一刻起到回到展馆这段时间 I let nothing out of my sight from the moment
我不会让任何东西离开我的视线范围 I sign the transfer documents to the time we return here.
-好的 -在这三层楼内共有5个展厅 - Right.- We have five galleries over three floors.
每个展厅都带有钢筋门 Each gallery has reinforced steel doors,
温度传感器 压力垫 运动监测仪 ambient air temperature sensors,pressure pads and motion detectors.
如果在其中任何被激活 升降机将会自动关闭 In the event that any of these are activated,there's automatic shutdown of the lifts
并且所有入口处都有密封的安全快门 and all entry points are sealed with security shutters.
老虎会被直接搬进展馆 但如果我们 The tiger will go directly into the gallery but if for any reason we
六点之后展馆关闭时到达的话 arrive after six when the gallery is closed,
它会在我们的保险库过夜 it will be stored overnight in our high security vault.
所以你看 Wheeler先生 老虎在我们在非常安全 So you see, Mr Wheeler, the tiger will be completely safe with us.
嗯 谁都会这么想的 不是吗 Hmm, you'd certainly think so, wouldn't you?
它这里总是这么冷吗 Is it always this cold down here?
仓库周围都保持在15度 The storage areas are all kept at 15 degrees.
它有利于防止年代较老的和些精致文物的衰败 It helps to prevent deterioration of the older and more delicate artefacts.
如果说博物馆的其他地方安全还够不够 And as if the security in the rest of the museum was not enough...
那欢迎你来到伦敦最安全的200平方英尺地下室 Welcome to the vault, the most secure 200 square feet in London.
250毫升混凝土以及10毫升的的钢筋网 250 mil concrete, reinforced with ten mil steel mesh.
400毫升钢门 400 mil steel door,
以及10个螺丝外加一个四位数字输入进口密码 with ten bolts,and a four digit entry code.
哦 还有 自从他们在电视上被播出后 Oh, and the control panel can only be opened from the security suite after
又多了个只能从保安套房打开的控制面版 they've had a visual on CCTV.
那么我们都清楚了 Just so we're all clear.
如果老虎被搬到了储存室 那一切就完了 If the tiger ends up in the vault, that's it.
我们永远也别想把它拿出来 We'll never get it out.
当它被送到时 它是直接进入储存室的吗 When it arrives, does it go automatically into the vault?
除非晚点了 Only if it's late.
届时卡车会5点准时回到博物馆 At the moment the truck is scheduled to arrive back at the museum at 5pm.
这时老虎将从箱子里卸下然后直接送到三楼的展厅 At which point the tiger will be unloaded from the crate and delivered straight to the third floor gallery.
展厅工作人员会6点准时收工 所以如果卡车来迟了 The gallery porters knock off at 6pm sharp, so if the truck is late
那么老虎将 then the tiger will spend the night
在伦敦最安全的200平方英尺度过夜晚了 in the most secure 200 square feet in London.
我们就出名了 And we're up the proverbial.
我们只需确保卡车6点前到达 We just have to make sure we get the truck back before six.
这样它肯定能送进入展厅 So that it definitely gets into the gallery.
好了 伙计们 离Baboor展示老虎还有4小时 Right, everyone, four hours until Baboor collects the tiger.
我们开始工作吧 Let's get to work.
早上好 Good morning.
好了 我需要这些东西 OK, here's what I'm going to need.
-Baboor小姐 -Baincross先生 - Miss Baboor. - Mr Baincross.
见到你真高兴 How lovely to see you.
能将老虎亲自交给你是我莫大的荣幸 It gives me enormous pleasure to hand over responsibility of the tiger to you.
我代表多年以来对老虎钟爱有加的 On behalf of the many thousands of visitors
成千上万的参观者表示感谢 who will enjoy the tiger for years to come, thank you.
请 Please.
真壮丽 谢谢 Magnificent. Thank you.
-我有些表格需要你签字 -当然 - I have the forms for you to sign. - Of course.
永远为您效劳 Yours in perpetuity.
再好不过了 Almost too good to be true.
红色车警报 Bloody car alarm!
比我前妻们在一起的声音还要烦 Makes more noise than my ex-wives put together.
我那见鬼的钥匙呢 Where are my bloody keys?
好好照顾它 好吗 Look after it, won't you?
谢谢 Thank you.
可以了 OK.
对 卡车刚离开 Yeah, the truck's just leaving.
在博物馆搬运工收工前 我们有30分钟 We've got 30 minutes until the museum porters knock off.
-现在走哪条路 Sean -下个路口左转 - Which way now, Sean? - It's the next left.
好的 All right.
听着 伙计们 我想知道 Listen, guys, just so I know,
我们的B计划是什么 what's our Plan B?
你管你集中注意力指路 You just concentrate on the navigating.
怎么回事 What's going on?
你绝对不会相信 You're not going to believe this.
-那么做点什么吧 -比如呢 - Well, do something. - Like what?
我不知道 把他们轰走啊 I don't know. Shoo them away.
他们没在这了 They're not here yet.
有进展吗 Any progress?
没 反而更糟了 No. It's getting worse.
来了 Here it is.
6点04分了 Four minutes past six.
老虎会怎样 So what is going to happen to the tiger?
我们刚回来 卡车到了吗 We just got back. Is the truck there yet?
好吧 现在在地下室了没 好的 Well, is it going in the vault or not? OK.
好的 一会儿见 All right, we'll see you later.
他们还不知道 They don't know yet.
到那已经过了6点了 Got there just after six.
真是一个漫长的夜晚啊 This is going to be a long night.
你最好倒两杯 Well, you better make it two then.
控制室 是我 激活面板 Control, it's me, activate the panel, please.
如果老虎被搬到了金库 那一切就完了 'lf the tiger ends up in the vault, that's it,
我们永远也别想把它拿出来 we'll never get it out.'
-早上好 -早上好 - Morning. - Morning.
控制室 是我 你能激活面板吗 Hi, control, it's me, can you activate the panel?
控制室 老虎在哪呢 Control, where's the tiger?
-抱歉 再说一遍 -那见鬼的老虎去哪里了 - 'Sorry, say again.' - Where's the bloody tiger!?
Baincross... Baincross
Baboor小姐 早上好 Ah, Miss Baboor, good morning.
我只能把它当做是一个蹩脚笑话 I can only assume this is some kind of lame attempt at a joke.
但是我肯定的告诉你 这一点也不好笑 But I can assure you, I'm not amused.
突然消失了是什么意思 这又不是条项链 What do you mean, it's vanished? It's not a bloody necklace.
警察们怎么说 What are the police saying?
你最好快点给我一个解释 Well, you'd better get me an explanation, and quick.
好的 我等着 Good, I'll be waiting.
不用麻烦了 小妞 倒酒吧 Don't bother with that, missy,go and put something on ice.
他们9点28到达 They arrived at 9.28.
他们走到了建筑的后面 They move towards the rear of the building.
但我们看这个摄像机 But when we come to this camera,
他们消失了 they've disappeared.
他们怎么进来的 How did they get in?
现在还不清楚 That's not clear at the moment.
你怎么知道是他们 他们可能只是在那随便走走 How do you know that's them? Could be just random oiks wandering about.
这是条公共通道 对吗 That's a public road, isn't it?
是的 但是我们快进18分钟 Yes, but if we fast forward 18 minutes,
你可以看见这个货车已经移动了 you can see that the van has been moved.
如果你看这里 And if you look here,
这肯定是老虎 that's definitely the tiger.
天啊 太不寻常了 Good lord. That's remarkable.
进了货车 他们离开了 Into the van, and they're off.
-太奇怪了 -我很抱歉 - Extraordinary! - I am so sorry.
我完全不知道这怎么发生的 I have no idea how this happened.
Baincross 是的 Baincross. Yes, that's right.
它会在那儿 It'll be there.
届时届时卡车会5点准时回到博物馆 At the moment, the truck is scheduled to arrive back at the museum at 5pm.
这时老虎将从箱子里卸下然后直接送到三楼的展厅 At which point, the tiger will be unloaded from the crate and delivered straight to the third floor gallery.
展会工作人员会6点准时下班 所以如果卡车来晚了 The gallery porters knock off at 6pm sharp, so if it comes back late
那么老虎将在伦敦最安全的200平方英尺地下室过夜了 the tiger will spend the night in the most secure 200 square feet in London.
那我们就要出名了 And we're up the proverbial.
我们只需确保卡车6点前到达 Well, we just have to make sure we get the truck back before six.
这样它肯定能送进入展厅 So that it definitely gets into the gallery.
不不 我们要做相反的 No. No, we want the opposite.
我们要给他们老虎从地下室被偷的假象 We only have to give the illusion of stealing the tiger from the vault.
我想我们该和Pete联系 I think we need to call on Pete.
什么 电锯师Pete What? Slushpuppy Pete?
如果我们不能把老虎从Baincross宅邸里运出来 If it can't be taken from Baincross Hall
那么从美术馆里偷出来就是无稽之谈了 所以 and it's impossible to steal it from the museum, so...
手法的规则 Sleight of hand.
-这里是你要签名的文件 -当然 - I have the forms ready for you to sign. - Of course.
永远为您效力 Yours in perpetuity.
真实再好不过了 Almost too good to be true.
见鬼的报警器 Bloody car alarm.
比我前妻吵架的声音还烦 Makes more noise than all my ex-wives put together.
我那见鬼的钥匙呢 Where are my bloody keys?
我们得让卡车延误到6点之后工作人员下班 We need to delay the truck so it arrives at the museum after 6pm when the porters knock off.
快过去 过去 Come on! Come on!
使得老虎在地下室过夜 At which point, the tiger will spend the night in the vault.
地下室有自动空调系统我们要确保它完好和温暖 The vault has its own air conditioning system and we'll make sure it's nice and toasty.
我来检查地下室的空调系统 I've come to check the vault's air conditioning.
哦 那Pete的努力不是白费了 Oh, such a waste after all Pete's hard work.
-你确定可以坚持6个小时 -没问题 - You're sure it'll be good for six hours, yeah? - No problem.
然后我们要去花店 And we will need to make a trip to the florists.
好吧 如果你把所有的绿土给我这些花束我都要了 OK, here's what I'm going to need. I'll take all your bouquets if you let me take all your oasis.
啊 给我的吗 噢 谢谢你 Albert Ah, for me. Oh, thank you, Albert.
所以 根据博物馆所了解的 So, as far as the museum is concerned,
老虎留在Baincross宅邸 the tiger left Baincross Hall,
在地下室里过夜 然后第二天早上 spent the night in the vault and then in the morning...
控制室 老虎去哪了 Control, where's the tiger?
不好意思 再说一遍 Sorry, say again.
那见鬼的老虎去哪了 Where's the bloody tiger!?
我们只需要足够时间来说服Luke给我们50万 We only have to convince Luke long enough for him to hand over the 500,000.
他们9点28分到达 They arrived at 9.28.
他们走到了建筑的后面 They move towards the rear of the building.
如果你看这里 And if you look here...
这很明显是老虎 That's definitely the tiger.
-天哪 这奇怪了 -装进了卡车 然后离开了 - Good lord. That's remarkable. - Into the van, and they're off.
不可置信 Extraordinary.
喵 Meeoooow.
是的 你好 我得到了老虎在Baincross宅邸里消失的消息了 Yeah, hello. I've got information about the theft of that tiger from Baincross Hall.
祝你好运 Good luck.
又见面了 Baincross先生 Hello again, Mr Baincross.
-我很惊讶于你的突然到访 你得到什么消息了 -的确 - I take it from your dramatic arrival you have some news? - Indeed we do.
什么 你没找到老虎 是吗 What? You haven't found the tiger, have you?
是的 We think so, yes.
等一下 你们去哪 Wait a minute, where are you going?
你最好有搜查证 You'd better have a search warrant!
来自总督察 他一会儿就来 From the chief inspector. He'll be here shortly.
这究竟怎么会在这 How on Earth did that get in there?
我不能想象 I can't imagine.
-你们要怎么做 -好吧 根据我所知 老虎不太会游泳 - What will you do with it? - Well, from what I hear, tigers don't swim too well.
那群混蛋 The bastards!
你在做什么 你们不能在这逮捕我 我正在自己家里 What do you think you're doing? You can't arrest me here. I'm in the grounds of my own home.
待会儿会给你机会和 You'll have a chance to explain everything
律师一起向保险公司把一切解释清楚的 to your insurance company, with a lawyer present.
-你别得意 跳起 -别担心 我保证会帮你好好看着老虎的 - You smug, jumped up... - Don't worry, I promise to take good care of the tiger for you.
永远效忠 In perpetuity.
你们不能逮捕我 You can't arrest me...
干杯 各位 你的信任得到了回报 Drink up, everyone! Your trust has been rewarded.
呃 不好意思 你们有位访客 Er, excuse me, you've got a visitor.
-啊 Charlie -你弄到我的钱了 - Ah, Charlie. - You have my money?
当然 当然 过来坐 Of course, of course. Just come with me here.
这些是都是我的投资者 我们正为意外的果实庆祝呢 These are my regular investors. We're celebrating our latest little windfall.
让我看看 这里有多少 Let me see now, how much was that?
我想不太起来 大概是50万 I can't recall... I guess it was a half a mill.
100, 200, 300, 400, 500... 100 200 300 400 500
50万英镑 给你个小包装着吧 Half mil. Let me get you a little bag for that.
很高兴又见到你 Charlie Good to see you again, Charlie.
还有最后一次干杯 And one final toast!
为了下个重大的一周 To the big one next week!
为下周 To the big one!
Charlie 你不加入我们吗 Charlie, won't you join us for a glass?
当然了 为什么不呢 Sure, why not?
那么 告诉我 So, tell me,
下个重大的一周是什么 what's this big one next week?
我有麻烦 你知道吗 没人听我说 I'm having troubles, you know, no-one listens to me.
我想去做自己的事 你知道吗 自己干番事业 I want to go out there and do my own thing, you know, part of my own gang.
那很难 It's tough.
把第一张牌拿后面 再把A放在最底下 You take the top one off and put the ace underneath.
好了 该你了 Here, you have a go.
老虎 老虎 光芒四射 你的眼睛多美丽 Tiger, tiger, burning bright... What beautiful eyes you have...
噢 它掉出来了 Oh, it's just fallen out.
一群有趣的家伙 Yeah, very funny guys.