哦 同志们 在不知道去哪的情况下很难挑衣服 Oh, It's really hard to pack, guys,if we don't know where we're going.
那儿是冷是热 是去旅馆 别墅 还是去做spa Is it hot or cold? Hotel? Villa? Spa?
说真的 那个什么"跟着心情走"的方式 Seriously, the whole "let's see where the mood takes us"
根本不起作用 因为女孩们得挑衣打扮 approach, doesn't work when a girl has to pack.
怎么了 What's up?
Mickey被骗了 Mickey's been scammed.
- 这是个手机 - 是的 实际上 - It's a phone! - Yeah, actually,
这是个带卫星导航系统的MP3触屏手机 it's supposed to be an MP3 touch phone with built in satnav.
有84种功能 无线上网 84 applications.Wireless internet connection.
对啊 不就是部手机么 Yeah, like I said.It's a phone.
使用的是日语程序 说明书却是荷兰语的 It's programmed in Japanese,the instructions are Dutch
而且它不支持240v电压充电 and it won't charge off a 240V power supply.
里面的部件都是第二代的 卫星导航系统也只覆盖东京 The apps are second generation and the satnav only covers Tokyo.
那就退回去呀 So send it back.
我打了三个小时的客服电话 I spent three hours trying to get through to a call centre.
结果打通后 他们拒绝退款 And when I did...They refused me a refund.
他们说我应该事先读他们网站上的附属细则 They said I should have read the small print on the website,
那儿清楚地说明了这个手机的不适用国家 where it clearly states thatthe phone is "non-country specific".
这些该死的混蛋 Thieving bastards.
等一下 我是不是有什么不知道的事情 Sorry, am I missing something?
对 是的 那个诅咒 Yes, yeah, yes, you are. It's the curse.
给她讲讲 Albert Tell her, Albert.
如果一个骗子在阴沟里翻船一次 If a grifter gets caught in a small time scam,
接下来就会有一连串的厄运 it leads to a run of bad luck.
你应该知道的 You should know that.
-是啊 是人都知道 -我不知道 - Yeah, everybody knows that.- I didn't.
-Albert 你还记得七喜Billy吗 -噢 当然记得 - Albert, do you remember Billy Seven Up? - Oh, yeah.
他栽在了一个彩票骗局里 He fell for a lottery scam.
三个星期后 他老婆就跟个税务督察私奔了 Three weeks later, his wife ran off with a tax inspector,
那个税务员还查出了他伪造增值税 被判了3个月的刑 who had him investigated forVAT fraud, he got three months.
后来他又在娱乐室为了抢电视节目被砍掉三根手指 Then he lost three fingers in a fight over channels in the recreation room.
他想看Ready Steady Cook（英国一款烹饪节目） He wanted Ready Steady Cook,
另一些怪老头要看Countdown 结果砍了他三根手指 some geezer wanted Countdown and bit off his fingers.
还有很多这样的例子 The list goes on.
Mickey你是个聪明人 Mickey, you're an intelligent man,
不要告诉我你相信这些 please tell me you don't believe this nonsense.
-这是有依据的 -我们现在是要度假的 - It's well documented.- We're supposed to be going on holiday!
-我不要和他一起坐飞机 -Ash - I'm not flying with him. - Ash!
好吧 现在只有一件事要做 Well, there is only one thing to do.
来测试一下诅咒是真是假 Put it to the test.
-蛇眼（两个一）-只掷了一次而已 - Snake eyes. - It's just one roll.
抬牌 Aces high.
现在证实了 That makes it official.
Mickey的好运结束了 Mickey's lost his mojo.
真可笑 This is ridiculous.
骗局是靠95%的计划加上5%的运气 Grifting is 95% planning, 5% luck.
问题是这5%的运气才是关键 Trouble is, it's the 5% that gets you locked up.
我们必须把他的运气找回来 We have to get his mojo back.
你们知道你们在说什么吗 Can you all hear yourselves?
比我想的还糟 It's worse than I thought.
好 听着 我们先冷静下来 出去喝一杯 把这件事理清 OK look, let's just calm down,go for a drink, sort this thing out.
也许我们把这件事看得太严重了 Maybe we're blowing this whole thingout of proportion.
呃 是啊 Er... Yeah.
-这只是心理作用而已 -没错 - It's a state of mind, that's all.- Exactly.
如果没有信心骗局是不会成功 Can't pull a confidence trick without confidence.
所以现在就不要吓自己了 So the threat is enough.
所以只要你不相信这个诅咒 那就没事吗 So if you don't believe in it,it doesn't exist?
对 有道理 Yeah, that makes sense.
好 那我们现在就无视那个诅咒 一切如常 Yeah, so, we just ignore it, carry on as usual.
-你说呢Albert -就这样 -好的 - Albert?- Why not?- Yeah. Good.
-好的 那我们现在可以去渡假了吧 -当然 - Right, so can we go on holiday then? - Absolutely.
好的 只要不去女人爱去的地方 Yeah, as long as it's not poncey.
-我们爱去的地方怎么了 -有spa和健康度假村 - Define poncey. - Spas and health resorts.
- spa有什么不好 - 我可不想弄那些浪费时间的东西 - Why not a spa? - I can't be doing with messing about.
你什么意思 What do you mean?
把你腌精油里 拍拍屁股 再给你份胡萝卜汁作早餐 Smothered in oil, pipe up your bum and carrot juice for breakfast.
对 太赞同了 Yeah, me neither.
你知道我认识一个小子 一天要抽60根烟 You know I knew a bloke once,smoked 60 fags a day,
喝酒像喝水一样 一辈子都没做过运动 drank like a fish, never did a day's exercise in his life.
有一天他去定了一家spa旅馆 在洗桑拿时心脏病发了 Booked into one of them spa hotels,had a heart attack in the sauna.
哦 所以你认为罪魁祸首不是烟和酒 Oh, so the fags and booze didn't kill him.
-而是水蒸汽 -完全正确 - It was the steam? - Exactly.
-那去哪儿 -我听说这个时段去马尔盖特不错 - Where then? - Well, I hear Margate's nice this time of year.
-不要 不要 -不要 不要 - Oh, no. - No, no, no, no.
起码我们不用和他一起坐飞机 At least we won't have to fly with him.
喂 没有诅咒这回事 忘了吗 Eh... There's no curse, remember?
对 一切都恢复正常了 Exactly. Everything is back to normal.
Eddie Eddie 发生了什么事 Eddie! Eddie!What's occurring?
现在没事 Ash 我正忙着 Not now, Ash, I'm up to my eyes.
我们的老地方被人占了 We can't get into our office.
听着 如果你们想订位子 可以 Look, if you want to book a table for later... OK.
订位 你在开玩笑吗 Book a... Are you winding me up?
现在是欢乐时光（酒吧里酒水或小吃免费的一段时间） It's happy hour.
他说现在是欢乐时光 He said it's happy hour.
来吧 姑娘们 Come on girls.
你们知道地址了吧 要常来喔 Now you know where I am,don't leave it too long.
好了 兄弟们 All right, guys?
刚才那个群魔乱舞是怎么回事 What the bleeding hell's going on?
-你什么意思 -那些人从哪儿来的 - How d'you mean?- Well, where did all those people come from?
一辆公车在外面抛锚了 你肯定不会相信这个星期发生了什么 A coach broke down outside.You wouldn't believe the week I've had.
第一天 我碰上了一群找地方开单身派对的小伙子们 First, I bumped into some bloke who was looking for somewhere to have a stag night.
一共60个男的 4个脱衣舞娘 60 blokes, four strippers
还有小甜甜布莱尼的唱歌电报(明星远程献唱表示祝贺的服务) and a Britney Spears singing telegram.
星期三 我中了80英镑的彩票 Wednesday, won 80 quid on the lottery,
然后我又看了一场洋基队对唐卡斯特队的比赛 then I had a yankee come up at Doncaster.
Eddie 我洗完杯子了 Eddie, I've finished cleaning the glasses.
你要我去整理一下酒窖吗 Do you want me to start on the cellar?
噢 好的 亲爱的 Oh, yes, please, darlin'.
差点忘了她 Nearly forgot about her.
Katie 脱衣舞娘之一 Katie. One of the strippers.
-她在这儿待了多久了 -4天了 我们挺合得来的 - How long's she been here?- Four days. We sort of hit it off.
对不起 Excuse me.
喂 Hello?
你好 Nick 怎么了 星期六晚上 Hiya, Nick. What can I do for you? Saturday night?
好 好 没问题 Yeah, yeah, yeah.No problem, yeah.
要我准备些吃的吗 Listen, do you want me to lay on some grub?
好的 好的 兄弟 到时见 Yeah, all right, mate yeah, OK,yeah see you then, ta.
Nick 是那天来单身派对的小伙子之一 That was Nick,one of the blokes from
他想星期六晚上在这儿办生日派对 the stag do, he wants abirthday party Saturday night.
Eddie 这儿是我们办公的地方 Eddie, this is our office.
对不起 伙计 我也没办法 公事公办 Sorry, mate, what can I say? Business is business.
喂 喂 Hello? Hello?
该死 这电池只能撑五分钟 Bleeding thing. Battery lasts five minutes.
我要是买你告诉我那款就好了 Mick I wish I'd ordered that one you told me about now, Mick.
什么 What?
就是那个网上的 我曾想订购来着 That one on the net,I was going to order it,like,
结果我把它给忘了 I just forgot about it.
等一下 你想预订跟Mickey一样的手机 Wait. You were going to order the same phone as Mickey?
对 说真的 我之前觉得那手机看上去好的令人难以置信 Yeah. Truth is,I thought it looked a bit too good to be true,
简直像在做假广告 thought it might be a con.
Eddie 刚才我的大腿被个桶擦破了皮 Eddie, I've just scraped my thigh on one of the barrels,
你有药膏吗 have you got any cream?
-这一切都是刚刚发生的吗 -等会 等会 等会 - Did all that just happen?- Wait, wait, wait.
也就是说他没有买那部手机而你买了 So he didn't send off for the phone and you did?
似乎幸运女神眷顾他人了 It seems that Lady Luck has switched her allegiance.
噢 得了吧 Oh, please.
不，这是有道理的 我是说 我也不确定这是怎么发生的 No, it makes sense. I mean,I'm not exactly sure how it happened.
但不知怎么的 Eddie得到了Mickey的护身符 But somehow, Eddie has got Mickey's mojo.
Ash 调查一下我买电话的那个公司 Ash, research the company I bought the phone from.
Emma 我们需要一套新的身份证 Emma, we'll need a fresh set of IDs.
Albert 跟Ash一起找找我们的目标是谁 Albert, liaise with Ash,start thinking about who we target.
Sean 查一下网站 Sean, check the website,
看看他们是否还做其他产品 see if they're doing this with other products.
只因为一个手机 Because of a phone?
当你被这种方式骗了 When you're conned like this,
唯一解除诅咒的方法就是骗回来 the only way to lift the curse is to con them back.
-没错 平衡天枰 -我仍然不太相信 - Yeah, restore the balance.- I'm still not convinced.
在我们讨论的时候 As we speak, our Eddie,
Eddie正把消毒软膏往脱衣舞娘的大腿上涂 is rubbing antiseptic cream into stripper's thigh.
对 我只能看到他的半张脸 Yeah, I can just see his little face.
我不知道你们怎么想 我现在得去弄点饮料 Well, I don't know about anyone else,but I could do with a drink.
-噢 我要一份苏格兰威士忌 -我也要份一样的 - Yeah, why not, I'll have a scotch.- I'll have the same.
-Mick 给我瓶啤酒 -我也要 - I'll have a beer please, Mick.- Oh, yeah, me too.
-这样不是个找目标的好方法 -为什么不是 - You know this isn't the best way to find a mark.- Why not?
我们对这些人一无所知 We don't know anything about these people,
我们甚至不知道他们是否该成为目标 we don't even know if they're mark material.
我以为任何人都能是目标 I thought everyone was.
-但愿如此 -他们必须是贪婪的 - If only.- They have to be greedy.
-对 没有多少道德 -你不能欺骗 - Yeah, not too many morals.- You can't cheat...
一个老实的人 显然卖给Mickey手机的人 ..an honest man. Well, clearly the person
是个不老实的骗子 没有什么道德观念 who sold Mickey that phone is a dishonest crook, with no morals.
-这孩子是正确的 -还有你确定这个有用吗 - The kid is right.- And you're sure this is going to work?
但愿如此吧 Let's hope so, eh?
好的 Dreamfixer企业 OK, Dreamfixer Enterprises.
总裁与唯一的股东都是Mervyn Lloyd The CEO and sole shareholder is one Mervyn Lloyd.
或者 他朋友叫他 Marvellous Mervyn Or, as his friends call him,Marvellous Mervyn.
Pete 这事轻而易举 我们以一个20便士买来 重新贴上标签 It's a no brainer, Pete.We pay 20 pence a pop,re-label 'em as mince,
然后把价格猛涨到50镑 再运到摩洛哥的傻瓜们那 ramp 'em up to half a quid,ship 'em out to Billy in Morocco
还有你Robert舅舅那去 and Robert's your Mum's younger brother.
他在27岁的时候曾是百万富翁 30岁时破产 He was a millionaire at the age of 27, bankrupt by 30.
他开始 He start...
在80年时他像一个哭鼻子的孩子似的开始卖魔方 He started off as a snotty-nosed kid selling Rubik's cubes in the 80s,
18岁前往西班牙推销分时度假 at 18 went to Spain selling timeshares,
之后加入了"疯狂90后.com" before getting involved in the dot com frenzy of the 90s.
Garry 这不难 不管你是加入还是不加入 It's not hard, Garry.Either you are in or you are out.
我已经给了你一副这里将来的蓝图 孩子 I've given you a vision of the future here, my son,
我知道你用屁股都不会理解的 which you cannot fully comprehend with your head up your arse.
五年前创立了Dreamfixer Started Dreamfixer five years ago.
他认为自己是个拓荒者 He sees himself as a trailblazer,
一直在寻找下一个大事件 always searching for the next big thing.
他一旦发现什么风靡的活动 立马跳进去 搞搞弄弄 然后拍拍屁股走人 He finds a band wagon, jumps on it,makes what he can, then bails out,
留下那些曾被他骗过钱的人 他拥有18家网站 leaving anyone who's spent money with him trailing in his wake.He runs 18 websites.
其中一家在销售他所谓的第四代移动电话 One of them selling what he calls fourth generation mobile phones.
-Mickey用过的那个 -对 - The one Mickey used.- Yeah.
所以说他是个投机者 So he's an opportunist?
你可以这么说 是的 You could say that, yeah,
但他曾经形容自己有远见卓识 but he once described himself as a visionary.
我想能给他个更好的词 I can think of a better word for him.
问题是 这个家伙不认为他是个骗子 The point is, this guy doesn't think he's a crook.
他觉得他是一个企业家 He thinks he's an entrepreneur.
在我看来 The way I see it,
想赢战争就必须上战场 我的意思是 各位 you've got to be in it to win it,so all I'm saying is, people,
你们帮我装弹 我开枪 you load my gun for me and I'll shoot.
谢谢您的宝贵时间 Thank you very much for your time.
我很高兴回答大家的提问 I'm happy to take questions.
嗨 Mervyn 我是Peter Hi, Mervyn, I'm Peter.
我想说 你的报告 Can I just say, your presentation,
从你对产品的期待值上看 是绝对一流 from the way you look to your pitch,was absolutely first class.
更重要的是 But more importantly,
我认为你的主意是我听过的最好的 I thought your idea was the best idea I've ever heard.
因此我不会再去浪费任何时间 So I'm not going to waste any time,
我加入 为了50万英镑 I'm in for the full half million pounds.
Mervyn 我赞同 Mervyn, I agree.
我认为 你不仅有一个绝妙的构思 I think, not only have you got a fabulous idea,
我觉得你是个真正可以一起合作的人 I think you're someone I can really work with.
-这太好了 Debs 我可以叫你Debs吗 -不 不能 - That is mega, Debs. Can I call you Debs?- No, you can't.
-好吧 -我准备击败Peter的出价 但要给我一分钟 - OK. - I'm going to beat Peter's offer, but just give me a minute.
我想听听Duncan怎么说 I want to hear what Duncan's got to say.
我告诉你我怎么想 I tell you where I am.
我喜欢你并且当我看见你的时候我就知道你是个企业家 I like you and I can recognise an entrepreneur when I see one,
所以我决定投资 so I'm going to offer you all the money,
不是你之前说的10% but not for the 10% you've suggested.
Five. 5%
不 等一下 5％ 我想修改我的报价 No, hang on. 5%? I want to revise my offer.
等一下 我还没有决定我的报价 Hold on, I haven't made my offer yet.
是的 但先出的价 Yeah, but I made the offer first.
-你已经错过机会了 -噢 Duncan 闭嘴 - You had your chance.- Oh, shut up, Duncan.
Mervyn 不管这些家伙的出价怎样 我都会击败 Mervyn, whatever these guys offer you, I'll beat it.
你还没听到我想要说些什么呢 You haven't heard what I've got to say yet.
我对你想说什么不感兴趣 I'm not interested in what you're going to say.
你知道怎么找到他吗 Do we know how to find him?
是的 他可高调得很呢 Yeah, well he's hardly the shy and retiring type.
好的 让我们开始骗局吧 OK, let's reel him in.
-干洗过了吗 -是的 - Dry cleaning.- Yeah.
-工作日程本 -准备好了 - Diary.- Yeah.
-按摩师 -准备好了 -走吧 - Masseuse.- Yeah.- Let's go.
Dave 你迟到了 笨蛋 Dave, you're late, you muppet.
蠢材 Mug.
如果Marvellous Mervyn想要高科技新技术 If Marvellous Mervyn wants the next big thing,
那我们就不得不给他 有办法吗 then we have to give it to him. Ideas?
我想这应该是新技术 Well, it's new technology I suppose,
你知道的 蓝光 触屏手机 you know blue-ray, touch phones.
现在网上没有再新的了 不是吗 No most advances are online now,aren't they,
就像社交网站和网络病毒 like social networking sites and viral campaigns.
对阿 我一会儿会做的 Yeah, I'll work on it, you know,
-但先让Albert打探下門路 - 好的 - but let's see how Albert gets on getting us an inside track.- OK.
喂 Eddie 音乐开响点 Oi, Eddie!Whack the music up, will ya!
我们必须采取行动了 We've got to do something about this.
我两天前就给了你命令而你到现在还没办好 I gave you that order two days ago and you ain't delivered.
这么简单的事情 我要找其他人来做事很容易 It's as simple as that. I can easily go and get someone else.
没有如果 没有但是 马上给我搞定 好吧 回头打电话给我 No ifs, no buts, just get it done,all right, son. Call me back.
这怪老头怎么回事 What's wrong with this geezer?
拉到生意 To get my business,
你必须给我拉到生意 you have to GET my business.
所有的这些脆弱的"品牌建设"已经过时了 All this namby pamby "brand building" shite is old hat.
把那丢一边 我压根不想知道 Take it away, I don't want to know.
生意就是让公司最终盈利 Business is about the bottom line.
依我看 营业额是假的 As far as I'm concerned, turnover is vanity,
实际利润才是真的 对吗 profit is sanity. Yes?
对 但是... -没有但是 我不想听到这词儿 - Yes, but... - No buts. I don't want to hear 'em.
恩 懂了吗 恩? Oh, see, eh?
这就是你们这些搞销售的问题所在啊 That's the trouble with you marketing people,
你们太感情化了 you're too touchy feely.
再说一遍 生意就是骗那些傻瓜和 Repeat, business is for mugs,
那些在没有把钱花对地方的人 people who didn't take enough off the punter the first time.
听着 Look...
让我给你具体解释下 ..let me sharpen the pencil for you.
把橡胶铺在道路上时 When the rubber meets the road,
只有领头狗知道路变化了 the scenery only changes for the lead dog.
把这记下来 Write that down.
让我们向着旗子方向击球 看看谁会笑到最后 So, let's run things up the flagpole,see who salutes.
对的 呃 Right, er...
好吧 关于直接销售 关键是看清市场 Well, with direct sales, the key is identifying the market,
注重宣传 focusing your advertising.
宣传? Advertising?
住嘴！ Turn it in.
把粪块搽干净是没意义的 我们需要研究外在的包装 There's no point polishing a turd,we need to think outside the box,
纵观大局 一口吞下一只大象 look at the big picture, eat the elephant one bite at a time.
欧洲东部 -关于什么 - Eastern Europe?- What about it?
家用与商业的 Development opportunities in both domestic
项目投机遇 and commercial infrastructure.
我们活在一个新新世界里 We're living in a new world,
娃儿 信用紧缩 纵观全球 doll,post credit crunch. Think global.
- 全球 是的... -噢 拉我出去 听着 我想说 - Global, right... - Oh, drop me out. Look, I tell you what,
回到你们那豪华的办公室去 叫上全队 go back to your swanky offices,get your team together,
丢点东西在地上 看那些小鸡会不会去啄食 throw a few things on the ground,see if the chickens peck.
不 他们不会吃 No, they're not eating.
呃 保持联系 Er, we'll be in touch.
我们的世界充满希望 We live in hope.
好的 好的 Yes, yes.
都得到了工商管理学位 可是却不会开冰激凌车 Both got business degrees,couldn't run an ice cream van.
但我不会开除她 是吗 Still, you wouldn't kick her out, would ya?
好的 给她千层饼 少放点蒜 Right, lasagne for her, easy on the garlic.
我要无骨牛排 旁边放点大块的薯条和洋葱圈 I'll have fillet steak, chunky chips and onion rings on the side.
牛排要怎么样的? How would you like your steak?
不要牛角和屁股 Rip its horns off and wipe its arse.
-厚的? -尽量厚 除非兽医不允许 - Blue? - Blue as you like but if a decent vet couldn't save it,
说的舌头也要烂了 好了 伙计 去吧 it's overdone. All right son, on you go.
亲爱的 这很刺激 It's electric, darlin'.
Paul? 我们重新执行那个计划 Paul? Yeah we've got the plans back.
他们昨天在那个蓝本上做了测试 They ran tests on the prototype yesterday
我们百分百会成功 and we had 100% success rate.
太激动人心了 是吗 It's exciting, isn't it?
是的 但是我们在下周开发前不能泄露出去 Yes, but we need to keep it under wraps until the launch next week.
我想让你负责应对媒体和民众行销 I want you organising the press and the marketing people,
我会和投资商谈的 and I'll talk to the investors.
我很放心 这将会是个大事件 I wouldn't worry about that, this is going to be so big
媒体一定会蜂拥报道的 the press are going to be coming in droves.
是的 好 好的 Yes, all right, fine.
我稍后告诉你最新情况 再见 I'll call you later with an update. Bye.
耶 Albert和他在一起 Yeah, Albert's in with him now.
我十分钟后去打断他们 I'm going to interrupt him in ten minutes.
好的 Ash已经搞定Henry Cole的资料 OK. Ash has done the Henry Cole stuff.
他做了一个完整的网页 在维基里 He's done a full website, Wikepedia, the works.
搜索引擎会把把他像圣诞树那样亮出的 The search engines should light him up like a Christmas tree.
你好吗 All right?
好 Right.
不好意思 我是Mervyn Lloyd Sorry. Mervyn Lloyd.
Henry Cole. Henry Cole
这是我的助理 Rosie This is my assistant, Rosie.
这边的菜怎么样 How's your grub?
很好吃 谢谢 Very nice grub. Thank you.
Henry你是做什么生意的 What kind of business you in, Henry?
我是做风险投资方面的 I'm in venture capital,
但有时会向市场投入些新产品 but occasionally I take new products into the market.
哦 是吗 对商品供应线有兴趣吗 Oh, yeah? Anything interesting in the pipeline?
有点 One or two.
守口如瓶 恩? Cards close to your chest, eh?
我喜欢 好样的 I like it. Good man.
我是Dreamfixer公司的总裁 I'm CEO of Dreamfixer Enterprises.
-什么? -Dreamfixer公司 - Ha? -Dreamfixer Enterprises.
没听说过 I never heard of it.
哦 你会知道的 别担心 名片 Oh, you will, don't worry about that. Card.
快点 快点 你怎么搞的 Come on, come on.What's the matter with you?
或许我们应该认识一下 Maybe we should have a little meet,
看看我们能不能有合作的机会 see if there's any way we could do some business together.
我只在伦敦待几个周 我行程满了 I'm only in London for a couple of weeks and my diary is full.
但是很谢谢你 -你随时可以联系我 - But thank you. - I'm flexible.
Cole先生 已经1:45了 Mr Cole, it's 1.45,
你和Branson先生2点有约会 and your appointment with Mr Branson is at two.
John谢谢 可以开支票吗 Thank you, John. May I have the cheque, please?
这儿 不是Richard Branson吧 是吗 Here. Not Richard Branson, is it?
事实上的确是他 你认识他? As a matter of fact, it is.Do you know him?
呃 不 没有私交 Well... No, not personally.
恩 很高兴和你谈话 Well, it's a great pleasure to have talked with you.
-我也是 -非常感谢 Rosie再见 - And you. - Thank you very much. Rosie.
抱歉 Excuse me.
进展顺利 That went well.
Mick一切都好吧 All right, Mick?
是的 挺好 Yeah, fine.
-怎么了? -没事 - What's going on? - Nothing.
我们只是在聊天 -聊天? - We were just chatting. - Chatting?
是的 -关于什么 - Yeah. - What about?
没什么 我们一致认为应该由另一个人来主持骗局 Nothing. The consensus is that someone else should run the con.
听着 没有别的意思 但是多少还是有道理的 Look, no offence, but it sort of makes sense.
对啊 直到你的好运回来为止 Yeah, just until you get your mojo back.
我知道了 I see.
坦白的说 我们原先不打算这样 To be fair,That's not exactly what we decided.
是 没错 但我们觉得这样会更民主些 No, no, no. We thought we'd make it a bit more democratic.
点数最高的人来主持这个骗局 The highest card runs the con.
以防万一 你知道的 这样更好 Just in case, you know, it's better.
反正没害处嘛 Couldn't hurt. Hmm.
Ash主持这个骗局 Ash runs the con.
你行吗 You OK?
有意思的是 我看过Mickey做这个无数次了 It's funny, you know. I've watched Mickey do this a million times.
我明白 他做起来不费吹灰之力 I know and he makes it look so easy as well.
事实是 我只代人安排骗局 The thing is, right, I'm a fixer.
Mickey注重的是过程 而我则更注重结果 What Mickey does is like chess. I'm more of a footie man, you know.
要帮忙吗 Do you want some help?
-恩 还有一些细节问题需要处理 -好吧 - Yeah. It's just the last few details I'm struggling with. - OK.
比如计划是什么 谁去做 该做什么 还有该怎么对付他 Like what's the plan, who does what and how much do we take him for?
这些细节非常重要 Those little things make all the difference.
是啊 我也是这么想的 Yeah, that's what I figured.
很难 是吧 It's hard, isn't it?
除非你全力以赴 Not if you play to your strengths.
-怎么做 -记住 我只代人安排 - How? - I'm a fixer, remember.
我们得做件事 我知道该怎么做了 Something needs doing, I find the best way to make it happen.
我们要找一个人来给我们指路 Mickey人呢 We find someone to point us in the right direction. Where's Mickey?
-怎么样 Mick -很好 - All right, Mick? - Yeah.
-都顺利吗 -恩恩 - Is everything all right? - Yeah, yeah.
我以为你们会忙着想计划呢 I thought you'd be busy working out a plan.
-不不不 我们早就有对策了 对吧 Emms -是啊 - No, no, no. We've already got that sussed, haven't we, Emms? - Yes.
那么第一步是什么呢 So what's first?
Lloyd bloke是那种喜欢自己掌握命运的人 Well, this Lloyd bloke is the kind of bloke who loves to be in control of his own destiny
这种性格和整个企业有极大的关联 which ties in with the whole entrepreneur thing.
所以 第一步就是让他跟在我们屁股后头跑 So the first stage is to get him to come after us,
而不是我们围着他转 rather than the other way around.
-真聪明 -可不是呢 - Clever. - Isn't it?
那么你要怎么做呢 And how are you going to do that?
很高兴你问我这个问题 I'm very glad you asked me that.
你肯定猜不到的 那太有才了 It's completely brilliant, you'll never guess.
-猜不到 -猜不到 -好吧 - No? - No chance. - OK.
-那你要他来找你 -是的 - So you need him to come to you? - Yeah.
也就是说你要让他抢先一步 让他认为 Which means you'll have to put him one step ahead, make him think
-是他在掌控而不是你们 -我说你猜不到的 - he's playing you not the other way round. - You won't get it.
那么他得从别人那得到我们的信息 而不是直接从我们这儿 So he has to get information not from us, but from someone else.
这其实很明显 Ah, well, you see, that's the obvious part.
而且 是个聪明的一招 How, is the clever bit.
我们不能相信任何人 那么 Yet we can't trust anyone else. So...
最后就只有一个方法了 That only leaves one thing.
你要让我们其中一个去做卧底 You're going to put one of us on his side.
你们已经派Sean去做Albert的助理了 You've already set Sean up as Albert's assistant,
你们要让他解雇 you'll get him sacked.
然后他扮演成一个对前任老板不满的员工 He'll play the disgruntled ex-employee.
然后目标就会为了获取信息而给他一份新工作 The mark will offer him a job for information.
-正是 -Ash 你太有才了 - Exactly! - Ash, that's genius.
恩 我不会说有才的 Oh, well, you know, I wouldn't say genius.
当他告诉我的时候我都不敢相信 I couldn't believe it myself when he told me.
恩 好了 我想我应该去跟Sean说一下 Yeah, well, I suppose I'd better go and talk to Sean.
开始准备起来 Set things up.
恩 我等会儿来找你 Yeah, I'll come and help.
大家各就各位 The words eat and horse spring to mind.
Henry 很高兴见到你 Henry, good to see you again.
不好意思 我们在哪见过吗 I'm sorry, have we met somewhere?
有啊 昨天在餐厅 我是Mervyn Lloyd Yeah, yesterday. I was in the restaurant. Mervyn Lloyd.
-Cole先生 真抱歉 -抱歉 你迟到了25分钟了 - Mr Cole, I'm so sorry. - You're sorry? You're 25 minutes late.
这交通真是个烂透了 The traffic was a nightmare.
你应该早点出发的 You should have left earlier,
我不喜欢像个傻子一样站在外面 I don't like standing outside like an idiot.
-对不起 -钥匙拿过来 -什么？ - Sorry. - Give me the keys. - Sorry?
我来开 我不可能开得比你还烂 I'll drive. I couldn't do a worse job than you.
那我到办公室等你吗 Shall I meet you back at the office?
不需要了 你被解雇了 No you shall not. You're fired.
什么 你不能这么做 What? You can't do that.
就这样 I just did.
真实糟糕的一天 What a day.
我请客 Let me get that.
- 太棒了 -亲爱的 再来一杯 - Cheers. - Make it two, darlin'.
想要的话给自己也来一杯 Plus a little cheeky one for yourself if you fancy it.
我昨天在这里见过你吗 Didn't I see you in here yesterday?
-我就坐在你老板的隔壁桌 -前老板 - Yeah, I was on the next table to your boss. - Ex-boss.
我看着他坐下的 有点过分了 是不是 Yeah, I saw him going into one. Bit OTT, weren't it?
他是个超级看重时间的人 He's a stickler for time keeping.
该死的美国佬 是不是 Bloody yanks, eh?
-太对了 -很好 宝贝 - Too right. - Lovely, babe.
你在他手下到底是做些什么呢 So what was it you did for him, exactly?
我还有什么没做过吗 早上叫醒他 What didn't I do? Wake him up in the morning,
安排日程 挑选航班 keep his diary, sort his flights,
送他开会 帮他付账 还得给他擦屁股 take him to meetings, pay his bills, wiped his backside.
都是些大事 凡事预则立 不预则废 All the important stuff. Fail to plan and you plan to fail.
据我了解 他在没光的地方也可以照样工作 As far as I'm concerned he can, shove his job where the sun does not shine.
听着 Listen, er...
-John -John 他跟我说过这个新产品的事 - John. - John. He was telling me about this new product thing.
-到底是什么 -那个啊 - Er, what was it? - Oh, that.
恩 他好几个礼拜都像发情的狗一样 Yeah, he's been like a dog with two dicks for weeks.
-那么那个产品应该很好 是吗 -也许吧 -提醒我了 就像是 - That good, is it? - Supposed to be. - Remind me. It's like a...
再也找不到其他可聊的话题了 Hardly talked about anything else.
他的确有跟我说过 那有点 He did tell me. It's sort of a...
- 说实话 我都听的快吐了 -这个 - Sick of hearing about it, if I'm totally honest. - This?
新产品 是的 谢谢你的酒 New thing, yeah. Listen, thanks for the drink.
-我得去打辆出租车 -听着 John - I better grab a cab. - Listen, John.
我把我的名片放在桌子上行吗 Can I put my cards on the table?
解读下重点 Spell out the big picture?
我一直在寻找聪明的年轻人加入我的组织 I'm always looking for bright young people to join my organisation.
就我所知 在未来领域 年轻就是资本 As far as I'm concerned, moving forward, young is the new old.
那些不想活在思维框框里的人 People who don't just think outside the box,
他们撕碎框 用脚践踏后扔在地上 they rip up the box, trample it, throw it around the room for a bit
然后重新拼回成一个圆圈 and put it back together again as a circle.
-我好像不太明白 -我想要你的工程文件 - I'm not sure I'm following. - I want to get your dance card.
-我们重新合伙吧 -我们原来也不是一伙的啊 - We're putting the band back together. - We were never in a band.
哦 就帮我个忙吧 我是在给你工作呢 Oh, just do me a favour. I'm offering you a job, son.
我和你 语法上没说错呀 团队里是没有称"我"的 You and me, and that's not bad grammar, there's no "I" in team.
-你怎么说 -你要我做什么 -我的得力助手 -What d'you say? -Doing what? Right hand man.
就像你为那个美国佬做的 但我绝不会罗嗦得让你耳朵疼 A bit like you were doing with the yank, but without the earache.
非常感谢 Thanks very much.
现在我脑子里乱得很 能让我再想想吗 My head's all over the place at the moment. Can I think about it?
我说 你今天是个不幸的一天 Tell you what. You've had a rough day.
我很感激这样的一天 I appreciate that.
回家去睡一觉 整理一下思绪 Go home, sleep on it, shake the tree, count the apples,
然后明早再来找我 好吧 then come and see me tomorrow morning, OK.
好 谢谢 OK. Thanks.
好伙计 快走吧 Top man. Go on, skedaddle.
一切都好吧 Everything OK?
还好 一切都按计划进行 Yeah, yeah. It's all slipping into place, you know.
很好 Good.
怎么样 Albert How's it going, Albert?
看起来很好 希望他能上钩 Seems OK, just hope he takes the bait.
你的运气如何 How's your luck?
不能再遭了 Worse than ever.
要玩把牌吗 How about a quick game of stud?
你不觉得你这是在乘机占便宜吗 You don't see it as taking advantage?
不不不 我只是在利用有利条件 No, no, no. I see it as utilising favourable circumstances.
Albert 这个 诅咒 Albert, this, um... this curse.
你不相信它是真的是把 You don't believe it's real, do you?
以前有骗子就被诅咒过 Well, the old time grifters used to swear by it.
答非所问 That wasn't my question.
要是没有诅咒这种东西呢 What if there's no such thing as the curse?
也许我只是仅仅有点不走运 有点骄傲过头 What if I'm simply losing my touch, getting too confident.
要是去年我就不会陷入像这样的骗局 I never would have fallen for a scam like this a year ago.
你对自己太严苛了 You're being too tough on yourself.
你只是判断上出了点错 就这样 You made an error in judgement, that's all.
我要是又犯了同样的错误呢 And what if I make the same kind of error of again?
只是这次我身在骗局中 Only this time, in the middle of a con?
-那么你的运气 -我的好运 - Well, then you ride... - My luck?
对 Yes.
运气这东西极难理解 Luck is a uniquely difficult thing to understand,
我是说无法用科学手段进行评估 I mean there's no scientific evaluation,
为什么有些人运气好有些人运气差也很难说明原因 no rhyme or reason why some people have it other people don't.
要是这只是我们的凭空想象呢 What if it's just a figment of our imaginations?
有可能 Well, maybe it is,
但这想象也挺准的 still powerful just the same.
你知道中彩票这事反常在哪里吗 You know what the odds are for winning the National Lottery?
一千四百万全给一个人 14 million to one.
再假设赛马 Now if that was a horse race,
赛马的反常是基于事实之上的 the horse's odds would have to be based on the fact that it was
如果有匹马是瞎的 没有骑师 还少条腿 blind, without a jockey and missing one leg.
人们还赌它 为什么 People still want to play, why?
因为他们觉得他们可能会有好运 Because they think they might get lucky.
没错 Right.
Sean刚打过电话过来 他正在回来的路上 Sean just called, he's on his way back.
然后 And?
他明天早上要去Dreamfixer的办公室 He's going to the Dreamfixer offices tomorrow morning.
同花顺 比你的K大 Flush beats kings.
对不起 时间有点久 Sorry it's taken so long, guys,
Katie还在找来酒吧的路呢 only Katie's still finding her way around the bar, you know.
这些都是免费的 They're on the house as well.
-这些是什么的 -她不太擅长算术 - They're what? - She's not that good at adding up either.
-那这些人是谁 -准新娘聚会 - So who are this lot? - Hen night.
他们好像很开心 They look like they're having fun.
现在是 不过一会就要乱成一团了 So far but there'll be a riot in a minute,
脱衣舞娘的节目取消了 the stripper's just cancelled.
-既然你说到这了 你们好吗 美女们 -Sean 我们在工作呢 - Now you mention it. You all right, girls. - Sean! We're working.
噢 好吧 该回去努力工作了 Oh, well. Back to the grindstone.
我是说 对不起 I mean, I'm sorry, you know,
看见Eddie这么高兴 有点反常不是吗 seeing Eddie this happy, it's just not natural, is it?
越快恢复正常越好 我们说到哪了 The sooner things get back to normal, the better. Where are we?
Mervyn都准备好了 我明早要陪他开会 Mervyn's primed and ready, I set up a meeting with him tomorrow morning.
下一步呢 What's next?
要看他是否认为我们拿到了新技术 It hinges on him thinking we've got the next big thing.
-实际上和我们没有 -当他发现时 我们就已经拍屁股走人了 - Which we haven't. - By the time he finds out, we'll be gone.
这就像玩扑克 你有什么牌不重要 It's just like poker. It's not important what you've got
-重要的是别人认为你有什么牌 -好吧 - it's what the other guy thinks you've got. - OK.
那Sean明天准备在哪里搞定他 So where does Sean take him tomorrow?
我想我有个主意 I think I've come up with something.
我和Ash商量了一下午了 Me and Ash talked it through all afternoon.
Mervyn不是最亮的星星 As Mervyn isn't the brightest star in the galaxy,
- 我们得去找最亮的一颗 -是谁 - we thought we'd go for the most obvious. - Which is?
假发明家 The bogus inventor?
对 Sean可以把他带到 Yes. So Sean could lead him to the inventor guy.
发明这伟大产品的发明家那去 接着 Who's just invented this great new product, you see, and...
他会被Albert给他的出价所迷惑 And, and he's disillusioned with the offer he got from Albert
接着他就会被说服接受 so he can be persuaded to shift his allegiance
-那个好价钱 -完全正确 - for the right price. - Exactly!
-太聪明了 Ash -对 就是这样 - That's brilliant, Ash. - Yes, it is.
然后我们把他带到大学里去 你知道 Then we can bounce him on to the university, you know,
这样看起来更有说服力 make it look more authentic.
有一点 他不知道那是什么 One thing, he doesn't know what it is?
你可以蒙他 但是也得给点东西 You can bluff, but you've got to give him something.
我知道得有点新玩意 Well, I knew it would have to be some kind of new gadget,
所以我一直在研究这个 so I've been working on this.
太聪明了 That's brilliant.
太不可思议了 Yeah, it's fantastic.
不止是不可思议 Oh, no, that's more than fantastic,
-简直是天才 -没错 - that is flamin' genius. - Yeah, right.
接下来的问题就是要说服他 Next problem is the convincer.
现在我们不能让他先得利 Now we know we can't let him win a small deal first,
所以我们得试试其他方法 so we have to try something different.
-继续 -Sean告诉他 他不知道新产品是什么 - Go on. - Sean tells him he doesn't know what the product
没错 但他知道Albert明天要开什么会 is exactly, but he does know what meetings Albert has tomorrow.
其中一个就是和发明家的会 One of which is with the inventor.
-对 在这之前 我们先要吊起他的胃口 -怎么吊 - Yeah, but before that, we whet his appetite. - How?
这就是你的工作了 Albert That's where you come in, Albert.
哦 不是我 我不干 Oh, no, not me, I'm out. I don't...
不需要做很多 Not quite.
你认识伦敦所有的前台和总管 You know every concierge and maitre'd in London right?
是的 Yes, I do.
我需要你去找出 Then I need you to find out
这些人在11点到3点之间在哪里 where these people are between 11 and three.
-好的 那么我们都准备好了 -嗯 - OK, so we're good to go. - Yes, we are.
噢 别告诉我要... - Oh, please don't tell me he's actually going to...
太恶心了 This is disgusting.
你知道 奇彭代尔(18世纪英国家具设计家) 吧 You've heard of the Chippendale.
那是巴沙木 It's the balsa wood!
我的眼要瞎掉了 I'm going to wash my eyes out with mouthwash.
我没想到他有这样的一面 I never knew he had it in him.
啊 瞧我的老眼都看到了什么 Ah, the things these old eyes have seen.
猥琐 It was obscene.
-噢 别这样 那还挺有趣的 -苏打水瓶那段也算吗 - Oh, come on, it was a bit of fun. - Even the soda siphon bit?
我承认那是有点过火 I'll admit that was a little over enthusiastic.
他差点把那个可怜女孩吓傻了 He nearly had that poor girl's eye out.
嘿 你怎么说 闲逛先生 Hey, what do you say, Mr Stroller,
给个机会把钱赢回来 you give a guy a chance to win his money back.
这是连死期到了都不知道的赌徒们的梦 A gambler's dream. A guy who doesn't know when he's beaten.
嘿 我的运气总有天会回来的 Hey, my luck's got to change sometime.
不敢相信你又耍了他 I can't believe you played him again.
我认识他很久了 I've known him a long time,
给他个谜题他会情不自禁地解开 give him a puzzle he can't help working it out.
-我们没必要白费力气 不是吗 -是的 的确 - No point making a meal out of it, is there? - No, there isn't.
-你那新玩意儿都弄明白了 -嗯 - Hey you know your gadget? - Yeah.
你知道它强在哪里吗 You know the best thing about it?
-哪里 -世界上没人能想出这东西了 - What's that? - No-one else in the world could have thought of it.
好吧 都准备好了吗 Right, everyone set?
-嗯 差不多了 -好的 那集中精力保持好状态 - Yeah, think so. - OK, so let's stay focussed, stay in character
别让这讨厌鬼溜掉了 and don't let this creep off the hook.
Mick不在 感觉不是很好 This don't feel right. Doing it without Mick.
但他现在正值倒霉期 But he's jinxed.
要是他的霉运传给我们破坏了骗局怎么办 What if it rubs off on the rest of us jeopardises the con?
没错 Ash是对的 看看他现在 No, Ash is right. Look at him.
-Albert你怎么想的 -让Ash去 - What do you think, Albert? - It has to be Ash's call.
好吧 Right.
Mick? Mick
我们想让你帮忙让Emma混到大学里去 We need some help, getting Emma into the university.
你能帮我们一把吗 Do you think you could give us a hand?
好吧 如果你确定要帮忙 Well, if you're sure.
只是别碰任何东西就行 Just don't touch anything.
他们不是顾客 只是些笨蛋 They're not customers, they're muppets,
他们网购的唯一原因就是 the only reason they shop online
他们太懒太胖 is because they're too fat and too lazy
以至于不想去商场购物 to get up off their arses and go shopping like normal people.
他们一半都是没有工作的 用我交的税 Half of 'em are unemployed, spending my bleedin' tax money
买比萨和啤酒 on pizzas and supermarket lager,
另一半人坐在办公室里 用公司的电脑 the other half are desk jockeys using the firm's computer
来网购 而不是好好在那工作 to go shopping instead of doing in a decent day's work.
所以把他们从孟买的呼叫中心踢出去 So just bang 'em through the Mumbai call centre.
如果上面施压 If it starts to come on top,
就把公司关了 再开一家新的 just shut the company down and open up another one.
听着 我不是开的他妈的慈善公司 Look, I ain't paying you to run a bleedin' charity shop.
就这样吧Coxy 我有另一个电话 你好 I gotta go, Coxy, I got a call on the other line. Hello?
Alan 好的 听着小子 Alan, yeah. Listen up, son.
显然蓝光是下一个新兴技术 Apparently Blue-Ray's the next big thing
所以我要你帮我印刷点标签 so I want you to print me some labels.
就是一个大大的蓝光标志 要自动粘合纸 Just a big Blue-ray logo thing, self adhesive.
嗯 然后把他们拿进仓库 贴上标签 Yeah, then take 'em down to the warehouse and stick 'em
贴到旧DVD上 on them old DVD players.
噢 出于职业道德 我不能告诉你这两者的不同 Oh, legal smegal, I can't tell the bleeding difference anyway.
把事情搞定就好了 哥们 我得挂了 Just get it done, mate, I gotta go.
Johnny小子 抱抱 Johnny boy, John, John. Show me the love, eh.
进来 我们好好谈谈 喝茶还是别的什么 Come in, let's talk. D'you want a cup of tea or anything?
不了谢谢 No thank you.
香槟 白兰地 可乐 香蕉戴可丽 -这 Champagne, Bacardi and coke, banana daiquiri? - It's...
开个玩笑 我不想被打扰 I'm joking. I don't want to be disturbed.
欢迎来到Dreamfixer Welcome to Dreamfixer.
这儿一般是做什么的 What exactly do you do here?
我们主要做直销 Essentially we're direct sales.
如果你想要 我就给你 如果我没有 我会去弄到 If you want it, I've got it, if I haven't got it, I'll get it.
如果我再弄不到 你就别想买了 If I can't get it, you don't want it.
-好的 -但我们独特的销售主张就是抢先下手 - Right. - But our USP is being first out the starting blocks.
我们抢先抓到趋势 投入销售 We catch a trend, ride it to trade
然后在其他人还没察觉前捞一笔 and catch the cream before the cat wakes up.
-你说要给我个工作 - - You mentioned a job? -
是的 我是说过 但是我给你的工作 Yes, I did, but the kind of job I have for you,
-取决于你能给公司带来什么 -我带了个人简介 - depends on what you bring to the party. - Well, I brought a CV.
你知道个人简介是什么吗 You know what CV's are? Do you?
他们只是一张伪装面具和过期的明信片 They're a mask, a postcard from the past.
它告诉我你曾经做了些什么 而不是现在 They tell me what you've done, but not who you are.
明信片对我来说没用 我要永久的 A postcard's no good to me, I want an internal.
我要知道你对什么感兴趣 这里有什么 I need to see what makes you tick, what's in here.
你之前拥有过这些吗 Whether you've got these.
问我个问题 Ask me a question.
什么 Sorry?
问我一个问题 随便什么 Ask me a question. Anything.
那个... What's...
42 快速 领先 在问之前就知道答案 42,be fast, be first, know the answer before the question.
-如果答案和问题不搭呢 -那就换个问题问 - What if the answer doesn't fit? - Then you change the question.
别让尾巴比狗还聪明 放松 你做的不错 Don't let the tail wag the dog. Relax, you're doing well.
那么我们坐下细谈 So how about we shit or get off the pot?
好 OK.
这个怪老头Henry Cole This Henry Cole geezer,
他在搞些新产品 是什么 he's working on this new product. What is it?
不知道 I don't know.
什么 What?
这是秘密 只有他自己才知道 It's a secret, only he knows.
还有那些发明家 好吧 他们是谁 - And the investors. - OK, so who are they?
我也不知道 I don't know that either.
不 不 John 我不喜欢这个答案 No, no, John, I'm not liking these answers.
我们再试一遍 We'll try again.
我要问你一个很重要的问题 I'm going to ask you a very important question
- 我想让你认真回答 -42 - and I want you to answer it carefully.- 42.
不 我不会再那样问了 No, we ain't doing that any more.
现在认真想想 你都知道些什么 Now think carefully. What do you know?
真的什么都不知道 Nothing really.
- 一无所知 -是的 - Nothing? - No.
昨天你还说他不停地提到那些发明 Yesterday you said he couldn't stop talking about it.
他是说了 但只是关于他会挣多少钱 He can't. But about how much money he's gonna make,
而非谈论这产品是什么 not what the product actually is.
这对我来说有屁用啊 啊 That's no bleeding use to me, is it?
妈的 Streuth!
对不起 Sorry.
但我知道今天是个重要的日子 I do know today's a big day, though.
-什么 -我看了他的日程表 - What? - I do his diary.
我知道他今天有很多重要会议 I know he's got a lot of big meetings lined up.
什么会议 What meetings?
他跟开发商约在11点见面 He's seeing the investors at 11,
然后下午要去大学 then he's off to the university in the afternoon.
大学？ The university?
实际上前几个月他一直住在那儿 He's practically been living there the past couple of months.
那些开发商 你知道他们在哪儿开会吗 These investors, do you know where he's meeting them?
一个在Islington 其他的在Butlers Wharf One's in Islington,the others in Butlers Wharf.
好吧 咱们边走边说 Right, let's walk and talk.
需要我帮忙吗 Can I help you?
好啊 我们在找研究部 Yes, we're looking for your research department.
你们是要见谁呢 And who is it you want to see?
-呃... -哦 啊... - Er...- Ooh, um...
等等 我记在本子上了 Hang on, I've got it written down here somewhere.
我一定带来了 I know I had it.
对不起 这个胸针真好看 Sorry. That's a very pretty brooch.
谢谢你 我女儿给我的 Thank you,my daughter gave it to me.
-她品味很好 -对啊 - Oh, she has great taste.- Yes, she has.
-抱歉 -是在什么特殊场合用送的呢 - Sorry.- Was it for a special occasion?
-在我五十岁生日那天 -不 你开我玩笑呢 -是五年前的事了 - My 50th.- No, you're kidding me.- Five years ago.
五年前 你们这儿有谁发明了不老药吗 Five years ago! Have you got a scientist here who's developed some kind of anti-ageing potion?
我真的很抱歉 我匆忙之下把本子拉在办公室了 I'm really sorry,I left the office in a rush.
你一定得让我给我老婆带点儿 You must let me get some for my wife.
好吧 可能是Bartlett先生 Well, it may be Mr Bartlett,
但他去实地考察了 还有Greenaway女士 but I know he's on a field trip,or there's Mrs Greenaway.
对 就是Greenaway女士 就是她 Yes, that's it,Mrs Greenaway, that's it.
你能给她打个电话告诉她 Could you please call through and let her know
Peters先生和Miller女士来找她了 从Ofsted来 that Mr Peters and Miss Miller are here to see her. From Ofsted.
哦 好的 Oh, right.
你好 这儿有几个从Ofsted来找你的人 Hello, I have some people here for you,from Ofsted.
谢谢 Thank you.
从走廊直走下去 尽头左转 Straight down that corridor, turn left at the end
然后跟着指示牌到附属建筑里 then follow the signs to the annexe.
-谢谢你 -谢谢了 - Thank you.- Thank you.
Ash 它在东翼 Ash, it's in the East Wing.
那儿有个停车场 往反方向走 There's a car park,go to the opposite side,
能在右手边看见个消防通道 you'll see a fire exit on your right as you look.
好的 15分钟后见 Yeah, 15 minutes.
Greenaway女士么 我是Peters先生这是Miller小姐 Mrs Greenaway? I'm Mr Peters and this is Miss Miller.
你们好 How do you do?
-我们是从Ofsted来的 -对 前台告诉我了 - We're from Ofsted.- Yes, the front desk called through.
我能帮你们点什么 How can I help?
有点复杂 It's a little bit delicate,
我们能进去说么 could we go inside?
行 Yes.
-你确定是这里 -绝对没错 我亲自预约的 - You're sure this is it? - Positive, I booked the table myself.
- 但你不知道他和谁会面 -是的 - But you don't know who he was meeting? - No.
那好 在儿这等着 OK, hang on here.
打扰了 Branson先生 我很抱歉打断你 Excuse me, Mr Branson,I'm sorry to interrupt you,
我想让你帮我老婆签个名 but I'd like to get an autograph for my wife.
她叫May M-A-Y 她是你的超级粉丝 Her name is May. M-A-Y.She's a great fan of yours.
我真他妈的不敢相信 I don't bloody believe it.
所以 到底是谁呢 So, who was it?
呃 哦 你别管了 Eh? Oh, never mind.
就是想提醒下你 他的下一场会议在一小时内进行 Just to let you know, his next one's in an hour.
好 给我来杯劲儿大的咖啡 Right. Go and find me a coffee, a strong one.
快去 拿出点干劲来 Well, come on, look lively!
就是这样 宝贝儿 你的机会来了 This is it son,you're in the big time now.
这件事你确定吗 You're absolutely sure about this?
不 这就是我们要展开调查的原因 No, which is why we need to carry out the inquiry.
还有很重要的一点 虽然Bartlett先生正在被调查 It's important to say that although Mr Bartlett is under investigation,
但我们也希望这些指控是毫无根据的 we are hopeful that these allegations are without foundation.
-当然了 -你一定知道 - Of course.- You must understand
伪造实验结果后果很严重 that manipulating exam results is a very serious matter.
-Bartlett先生在么 -他去实地调研了 - Is Mr Bartlett in today? - On a field trip.
我能问问你们为什么不直接和Dean说呢 Can I just ask why you haven't spoken to the Dean about this?
因为这样就说明我们正式展开调查了 Because at that point it would then become a formal inquiry.
这会在他的实验记录上留下永久的污点 Which would mean a permanent entry on his records.
如果这些指控没有足够依据 我们希望就此罢手 If the allegations are unfounded, we'd like to avoid that.
实际上我们是同一条船上的 We're all on the same side after all.
对 没错 Yes, quite.
那么 我能帮什么忙 So, how can I help?
额 我们有些问卷 Well, we have the exam papers in question
在Holborn的办公室 我们想 at our office in Holborn, and we wondered,
既然你非常了解在这进行的工作和研究 as you are obviously very familiar with all the work carried out here,
你能不能帮我们查看下这些研究 if you wouldn't mind taking a look at them for us.
-什么时候 -今天下午 - When? - This afternoon.
我确定会有人报销车马费的 I'm sure you could claim the cab fare back.
并且你的合作不会不被注意的 And your co-operation would not go unnoticed.
让我把地址写给你 Let me write down the address for you.
这样你就可以到那然后回来 That way you can be there and back,
在你...恩 before you... erm...
发现之前 ..before you know it.
-到了么 -酒店大堂 12点30 - This it?- Hotel lobby. 12.30.
好孩子 等着 Good lad. Hold tight.
对 我也做过同样的事 Yeah, I did that too.
什么 What?
我也是看了他好长时间才发现他是谁 I was staring at him for ages before I realised who it was.
他是个勋爵了 He's a lord now.
-不是吧 -是的 Alan sugar勋爵 - Not?- Yeah, Lord Alan Sugar.
我给他送完茶水 I just served him his tea.
非常感谢 绅士们 我想 我的任务完成了 Thank you very much, gentlemen,mission accomplished, I think.
下次再见 Malcolm Until next time, Malcolm.
Paul 和你一起工作很愉快 谢谢你了 Paul, always a pleasure to work with you. Thank you very much.
-随时候命 Albert -谢谢你 - Any time, Albert.- Thank you.
Johnny, Johnny. Johnny Johnny
-这事儿比我想的大条多了 -什么 - This is bigger than I thought.- What is?
想想啊 孩子 想想 Think, son, think.
我记得他还有一个会议然后就要径直去大学了 I think he's got one more appointment then straight off to the university.
大学 对 就是那 This university, that's it!
他什么时候到 What time's he due there?
一个半小时之内 和一个常见面的女人碰头 In an hour and a half,seeing the same woman as always.
一个叫Greenaway的女士 我上次在那儿见到过她 A Mrs Greenaway, I met her last time we were there.
好的 谁会怕呢 Right, he who dares.
带我过去 孩子 Get me over there, boy.
- 你好 - 你好 又见到你了 - Hello.- Hello again.
-我今天看起来像听差的一样 -是吗 - Looks like I'm errand boy for the day.- Oh?
我被派去接两个同事 部门经理 I've been sent to meet a couple of colleagues. Junior management.
我们很担心他们会迷路 We're afraid they'll get lost.
55岁 你真会说谎 55. You are such a liar.
我需要给他们通行证吗 Will I need passes for them?
你带他们进去吗 Will they be staying with you?
- 当然了 -那就没问题了 - Absolutely. - Then I'm sure it will be OK.
太棒了 他们到了 Great. Here they are now.
先生 需要帮忙吗 Gentlemen, can I help you?
是的 好家伙 我们是来这见Greenaway女士的 Yes, my good man. We're here to see Mrs Greenaway.
那您是 And you are?
我们是Cole先生的助理 We're associates of Mr Cole.
- Henry Cole - 对 就是他 - Henry Cole? - That's him.
那你们最好紧跟着我 Then you better follow me.
-我直接带你们到那儿 - 谢谢你 - I'll take you straight through. - Thank you.
我们设计部门非常 Our design department is very much
- 期待这次产品的上市 - 我们也是 - looking forward to the product launch. - So are we.
我们相信这一定会是这所大学的重大转折点 We think it will be a real coup for the university.
对 一定是的 Yes, it will.
呃 你好 Bond先生 这两位先生是从Cole先生那来的 Ah, yes, Mr Bond, these gentlemen are with Mr Cole's office.
不好意思 我记得会议是两点开始的吧 I'm sorry, I thought the meeting was at two?
嗯 对 但是现在我们有些新的想法 Yeah, well, something new's come up.
- 我们见过吗 -我是Mervyn Lloyd - Bond - Have we met? - Mervyn Lloyd. - Bond.
James Bond. James Bond
- 我和他没关系 - 真有趣 就像那个拍电影的 - No relation. - Funny innit. Like the film.
我想Bond先生是负责学校商务层面上一些事务的 I think Mr Bond is in charge of the university's business affairs.
你正是我要找的人 You're just the man I'm looking for.
那你们先谈 然后你们再告诉我进展 I'll leave you to it.And you can tell me how it's all going.
我去看一下Greenaway女士是否有空 I'll just check, see if Mrs Greenaway's free.
我们现在要做什么 What do we do now?
你看看我怎么做 小子 学学 Just watch and learn son, watch and learn.
- 看来我们很幸运 -太棒了 - Looks like we're in luck. - Magic.
Greenaway女士 这是Lloyd先生 Mrs Greenaway, this is Mr Lloyd.
你好 Hello.
嗨 我们上次见过的 我跟Cole先生一起来的 Hi, we met last time I was here with Mr Cole.
当然 很高兴又见到您 Cole先生没和您一起吗 Of course, nice to see you again. Is Mr Cole not with you?
没 他让我与您在发布会前就一些事情再讨论一下 No, he's asked me to go over a few things prior to the launch.
- 比如 - 你知道的 一些最新细节 - Such as? - You know, last minute details,
确保我们随时有最新信息 making sure we stay on message,
我们都清楚事情进行到哪一步了不是吗 that we all skate to where the puck is going.
-脱掉长袍 - 他想跟您仔细谈谈这个新产品 - Open the kimono? - He needs you to talk him through the product.
确保我们没把鸟巢建在地上 Make sure we're not building a bird's nest on the ground.
-说得好 - 就像你知道的 我们的设计是有关 - Like it. - Well, as you know, our design unit has been charged with
在第三世界调查出控制昆虫传播疾病的不同方式 investigating different ways of alleviating diseases spread by insects in the third world.
单单疟疾每年就能致死一百万的人类 Malaria alone kills a million people a year,
全球市场对杀虫剂的需要大约是300亿美元 the global market for pesticides is around 30 billion.
全球 我喜欢 Global, like it.
英国国内的零售以及农业市场的订单是大约12亿英镑 The domestic retail and agricultural market in the UK is in the order of ?.2 billion.
我爱这个数字了 那这个产品的秘方是什么呢 Loving the numbers, what's the secret sauce?
我们制造的Stopbug仪器已经通过检验了 The Stopbug device we've come up with has been fully tested
并且有100%的成功率 and has a 100% success rate.
我们不认为还有任何产品能有同样的功效 We don't believe there's another product that can claim the same.
简单来说 只要有昆虫一碰到Stopbug就会立即死亡 Put simply, if an insect comes into contact with the Stopbug it dies.
这是新兴科技 It's the next big thing.
并且 它是非化学产品 Moreover, it is non-chemical.
所以它对人和牲畜是完全安全的 So it's safe for humans and livestock.
让我把这个理清楚 Let me get this straight.
你是说这个叫Stopbug的东西能够杀死任何昆虫 You're telling me that this Stopbug thingy can kill any insect,
100%保证 100% guaranteed?
恩 是的 Oh, yes.
但我们显然只将其运用在害虫上面 Though we only use it on the troublesome ones, obviously.
-苍蝇 蚊子 -是的 -黄蜂 -当然 - Flies, mosquitoes. - Yes. - Wasps? - Of course.
-我恨黄蜂 - 一切害虫 - I hate wasps. - Everything.
-它很强 - 是 我们也这么认为的 - That is mega. - Yes, we think so.
我能看看它吗 Can I see it?
我已经向Cole先生解释过了我们不能拿出原版的 As I'd explained to Mr Cole we can't release the prototype
直到专利证书最终颁发 until the patents are finalised.
这需要多久 How long will that take?
只要Cole先生决定投资这项产品 As soon as Mr Cole pays the university for the merchandising rights,
我们的律师将会在专利申请书上写上双方的名字 our lawyers will file the applications in both names,
学校的和他选择的公司 the university and company of his choice.
-再提醒我一下 他付了 我们要付... -10万英镑 - Remind me again, how much he's... We're paying. - 100 thousand.
我知道他今天下午要用银行汇票 I understand that he was coming over with a bankers draft this afternoon.
10万英镑拿到世界的授权 100 thou for the worldwide rights?
加上20%的销售股份 Plus a 20% share of sales.
还有什么我们能帮您吗 Is there anything else we can help you with?
我在Cole先生来以前还有一个会议 I have another meeting to go to before Mr Cole arrives.
还有 这项交易 它会被委员会或这之类的机构制裁吗 This deal, does it have to be sanctioned by a committee or anything?
他分管学校所有商业事务 He's in charge of business affairs for the university,
所以这些都是他的工作 抱歉 it's entirely his call. Excuse me.
- 我们一个半小时后再见 - 好的 - I'll see you in half an hour. - Right.
Blimey 我相信你迎来了你事业的第二春了 Blimey, I bet you go to work with a spring in your step.
John 在外面等着 John, wait outside.
恕我坦白说 James Can I be frank, James?
- 我能叫你James吗 - 当然 - I can call you James? - Absolutely.
- 你是个商人 我看得出 - 请宽恕我 - You're a businessman, I can tell that. - For my sins.
我们打开天窗说亮话 Let me put a stake in the ground here, go proactive.
说直白点 Talk turkey.
很好 我们不是来这把事情毁掉的 Exactly, we're not here to boil the ocean.
你的最终利益就是为学校争取到最大利益 是还是不是 Your bottom line is getting the best deal you can for the university, right or wrong?
- 当然 我没有必要去欺骗你 -我明白 - Right. No point putting lipstick on a pig. - I hear ya.
所以我想给您提个建议 So I want to put a proposition to you,
run something up the flag pole, see if you click your heels.
看看鸡会不会去啄 See if the chickens peck at it.
我知道我们的目的一致 I can see we're both on the same song sheet.
所以 也就是说我给你提供了一个增值的机会 So let's say that I offered you a value added proposition,
给你提供了一个你无法抗拒的邀请 Bond先生 made you an offer you couldn't refuse, Mr Bond.
就我们两个面对面 把Cole那个老头踢走 Vis a vis, cutting old man Cole from the equation
然后和我做生意 and doing business with me instead.
-我在听 -15万英镑此刻就在这儿 还有那25%的销售份额 - I'm listening. - 150K right here, right now and 25% of the sales,
只要你在专利上面写我的名字 if you put those patents in my name.
-噢 我觉得这么做似乎缺乏公德心 -公德个屁 - Well, I'm not sure that's entirely ethical. - Ethical smethical.
金钱万能 胡说畅行 -Money talks and bullshit walks
15万英镑和25%的销售份额 成交吧 150 grand, 25% of sales, shake my hand,
然后在离开这儿前我会到银行转账给你 and I'll do a bank transfer before I leave this office.
这样 我需要与我的同事商量一下 Well, I need to confer with my colleagues,
-让他们知道下 -别理哪些人了 - keep them in the loop. - Screw the loop.
知情人越多反而搞砸 如果一定要有知情人 Loops are for losers. If there is a loop,
那就只能是你和我 the only people who need to be in that loop are you and me.
跟我合作吧 还有为了大学的命运的转折 Shake my hand and as well as the transfer to the university,
我会私下再给你1万英镑 I'll do another ten grand for you personally.
就当是调查费 现在是双赢了 Call it a finder's fee. It's win, win.
在我今晚离开之前 我会 I'll talk to the lawyers and have the prototype
和律师谈谈 并且把原产品给你送过去 sent by courier before I leave this evening.
很高兴与你合作 James Pleasure doing business with you, James. Nice one.
-你拿到了吗 -很显然 - Did you get it? - Do bears shit in the woods?
棒极了 那我什么时候开始干活 Fantastic. So about this job, when do I start?
别急 我还有另外个想法 Nah, I've had second thoughts.
不过如果你做得快点 But if you hurry up,
你能在人事部关门前拿到工作 you can always make the Job Centre before it shuts.
记住 早起的鸟儿有虫吃 棒极了 Remember son. The scenery only changes for the lead dog! Sweet as!
Albert 进账了 6万英镑 Albert, it's in! ?60,000!
-Ash表现得超越了自我 -你有怀疑过他的能力吗 - Ash has excelled himself. - Did you ever doubt that he would?
从来没有 他的朋友帮了个小忙 Not at all no. Well, with a little help from his friends.
你能去送吗 还是我去 Will you do the honours, or shall I?
请允许我来做 Please, allow me.
16万 真他妈的太棒了 160, oh, damn.
-谢谢 -请在这里签字 - Thanks. - Sign there, please.
谢谢 Thanks.
-干的好 Ash -哦 我从最优秀的人那学来的 - Well done, Ash. - Well, you know, I learnt from the best.
- 一颗巨星诞生了 -Mickey真的帮了大忙 - A star is born. - Mickey did help quite a bit.
"我们已经有计划了 你猜猜是什么"是什么意思 Oh, what you mean "we've got a plan, see if you can guess what it is."
你已经知道了 我以为我们伪装得很好 Did you know? I thought we were convincing.
看来我们不能愚弄一个愚弄家 It seems you can't kid a kidder after all.
好了 干杯 All right, cheers.
-干杯 -为Ash - Cheers. - To Ash.
接下来 我们看看Mickey的运气是否回来了 Come on then, let's see if Mickey's got his mojo back.
A最大 Aces high.
Albert. Albert
在砖块A上放一只昆虫 然后将砖块B用力撞击砖块A Place insect on block A and strike down sharply with block B.
他跟我说这个新产品... He was telling me about this new product thing...
-他像发情的狗一样到处转悠 -那么那个产品应该很好 是吗 - He's been walking around like a dog with two dicks. - That good is it.
-事情顺利吗 -是的 都各就各位了 - Everything OK? - Yeah yeah. It's all slipping into place, you know.
简单来说 只要有昆虫一碰到Stopbug就会立即死亡 Put simply if an insect comes into contact with the Stopbug it dies.
这是新兴科技 It's the next big thing.
好啊 Yeah!
干杯 Cheers.
欢迎回来 Welcome back.
这就这样了 So is that it then?
Mickey的运气来了 我们能高高兴兴的去度假了吗 Now Mickey's got his mojo back, can we please just go on holiday?
-当然了 -谢谢 -只要不是女人们爱去的地方 - Yes, we can.- Thank you!- As long as it's not poncey.
也许我们应该一口吃掉一头大象 纵观大局 勇往直前 Yeah maybe we should eat the elephant one bite at a time, the big picture... going forward.
-你是说跳出固有思维模式吗 -是的 -别再这样了拜托 - Think outside the box, you mean? - Yeah. - No more, no more.
希望Eddie已经给我们留了座位 I hope Eddie's saved us a booth.
Eddie 其他人呢 Eddie! Where is everyone?
-不能再糟了 是吗 -糟糕? 比这还糟 - Can't be that bad, can it? - Bad? You don't know the half of it.
Katie大腿上的伤口感染了 The scratch on Katie's thigh got infected,
我让医生一天来了两趟包扎伤口 so I had the doctor round here twice a day changing the dressing.
结果我发现她和那个医生躲在地窖的黑啤后做爱 Only then I found her giving him a full medical in the cellar behind the brown ale.
为了放松下心情我去了赌马场 Then I went to the bookies to take me mind off it,
在3点半出场的那匹马上压了100英镑 stock 100 quid on a horse in the 3.30.
我想现在比赛还在进行着呢 I think it's still running.
我的增值税支票被拒 我已经抓狂了 还有不知怎么地 我的手机 Me VAT cheque bounced,I've got mice and for some reason
也没再响过了 我还没来得及换 the phone stopped ringing,I haven't had another booking.
-Eddie 真是太糟了 -等等 还有更糟的 - Eddie, that's terrible. - Hang on, it gets worse.
我的手机电池也坏了 The battery on me phone died,
所以我买了个和Mickey一样的手机 so I ordered that one from where Mickey got his,
还花了8英镑的快递费 spent eight quid express delivery
用了下发现不能充电 而且说明书是荷兰语 only to find I can't charge it and the instructions are in Dutch.
整个下午我都在打Mumbai的服务热线 I've been on to some call centre in Mumbai all afternoon.
太杯具了 Eddie 但是你得往好的方面看一看 That's a very sad story, Eddie, but you have to look at the big picture.
是啊 向前看 向小旗进发 Yeah, going forward.Run it up the flag pole.
-看谁笑到最后 -向着目标冲 See who salutes. - Skate to where the puck is going.
倒点酒来 Get the drinks in.
-新手机吗 -是的 在专卖店买的 - New phone?- Yeah it's from a reputable shop.
你好 Hello?
不 不 我们关门了 No, no, I'm sorry we're closed.
是的 在整修后会通知你的 Yeah, for refurbishments until further notice.
很抱歉 Sorry about that.
没问题 再见 No problem. Bye.
-怎么了 -什么关门了 - What? - What's closed?
Eddie没有接到任何电话是因为 The reason why Eddie hasn't been receiving any phone calls
转移到我的手机上了 is because I had his numbers diverted to my phone.
好邪恶 That is evil.
我该怎么说呢 What can I say?
有时你得为自己制造运气 Sometimes you have to make your own luck.