（音乐 统治 不列颠！） MUSIC: Rule, Britannia!
不要拐弯抹角了 英国 Well, there's no beating about the bush. The United Kingdom
现在一片破败...Duncan is in pretty poor shape. ..Duncan.
预计2011年底 The deficit forecast
赤字会达到18000亿英镑左右 for the end of 2011 stands somewhere in the region of 180 billion pounds.
有一点大家非常清楚 It's pretty clear now that
不论经济增长还是公共服务费用的紧缩都无力回天 neither growth nor austerity cuts in public services will alleviate the problem.
如果不尽快摆脱某些重量级的资产 Without getting rid of some hefty assets,
我们就是下一个希腊 we may well have another Greece on our hands.
代表着女王陛下的政府 And on behalf of her Majesty's government,
我敢保证我们绝对不会允许那种情况发生 I can say that we cannot allow that to happen.
David和Nick全力支持这个计划 David and Nick are fully behind the project.
一旦这些资产的细节公布 As soon as details of the assets are released,
那么就只有登过记的投标人可以参加投标 they will only be available to registered bidders.
只有经过严格筛选的投资人才可以参加投标 Only a select group of investors are taking part.
为了成为具有投标资格的公司 In order to become one of the companies registered to bid,
你今天必须拿出20万英镑的债券 you must leave a bond of 200,000 pounds today.
当然了 这些东西会在你稍后得到的资产中扣除 Though, of course, that will be deducted from the price of any subsequent assets you acquire.
这笔交易相当划算诶
他们好像很可靠
我喜欢伦敦
要是她也入伙 那我就签字
我们应该签下这笔交易
一旦你注册之后 利息可以当做债券重复投入 Once you've registered your interest by way of a bond,
我们将会继续查看这张单子上列的待出售资产 we can move on and visit some of the properties for sale on the list.
知道么 有这么个人 Do you know, there's a bloke here,
他在五场比赛中押了十一匹马 he backed eleven horses over five races,
去的时候只有一英镑 bet three quid,
走的时候却有68000美元 啧啧 walked away with 68 grand. Huh!
-早啊 -早啊 -早啊 -早啊 -Morning. -Morning. -Morning. -Morning.
有甜味剂么？ Do you have any sweeteners?
-有 在抽屉里 -谢谢 -Yeah. In the draw. -Thanks.
那么你是？ And you are?
不好意思 我是Grace Sorry. I'm Grace.
哦 你们一定是Sean的队员 Oh, You must be Sean's team!
他总是跟我提起你们 He's told me so much about you.
好吧 让我来猜一猜 恩... Now, wait, let me guess. Um...
你一定是Emma 他的秘书 you have to be Emma, his secretary.
Albert 财务顾问 And Albert, financial advisor.
Michael 私人助理 Michael, PA.
Ashley 他的私人教练 And Ashley, his personal trainer.
他曾说过如果没有你 他就完了 He told me he couldn't cope without you.
他现在还活着？ Did he now?
跟这么优秀的人一起合作一定非常棒！ It must be awesome working for such a great guy!
哦是的 我们受宠若惊 真是太遗憾了... Oh, yes, we're thrilled. It's such a shame though...
关于他的... about his...
-你懂的？-他的？ -you know? -His?
身体状况 Condition.
-他是那么勇敢的一个小战士 -恩 -He's such a brave little soldier. -Hmm.
呃 我能不能...？ Erm, I don't suppose I could...?
好的 当然可以 Yeah. Of course.
谢谢 Thanks.
你骗那个女孩儿 So you told that poor girl
说你只能活六个月了 只是为了骗她上床？ you had six months to live just to get her into bed?
没有 我说如果研发的新药没有效果的话 No. I said that was the worst-case scenario,
那就只能接受最坏结果了 if the ground-breaking new drug therapy didn't work.
-那么你到底想要得到什么？-不清楚 -What is it you're supposed to have exactly? -I was non-specific.
可是 你却非常明确的指定我做了你的私人助理 However, you were very specific about me being your personal assistant.
我成了你的秘书 And me being your secretary.
你可真是用心良苦啊 It does seem a little over-elaborate.
我必须得解释清楚我为什么跟四个人住在一起啊 I had to explain why I was living with four other people.
我们又不是红得发紫的甲壳虫乐队 It's not like we're the flaming Beatles.
好吧 我希望她值得你这么做 Well, I hope she was worth it.
谁 Grace？她太神奇了 What, Grace? She was amazing.
你没打算跟她长期处下去吧？ It's not likely to be a long-term relationship then?
-为什么不？-你先告诉她你 -Why not? -Well, telling her you've only got
-还有六个月的命 -物疗法起作用了 -six months to live, for a start. -The drug therapy could work.
奇迹无处不在 新药总是不断出现 Wonderful things happening. New drugs are coming through all the time.
-是啊 这倒是真的 -你们别这么无聊了 -Yeah, that's true. -Are we really discussing
讨论一种根本不存在的药物疗法的优点 the merits of a drug therapy that doesn't exist
还讨论它能否治愈你原本就没有的病 and whether or not it can cure an illness he hasn't got?
那么说你从来没有未来吸引注意力去撒谎咯？ So you've never told a white lie to get a bit of action?
-绝对没有！-好吧 -No! -All right,
那个船上的老头是怎么回事儿？ what about that geezer with the boat?
-你说你是一名护士 -他想知道我靠什么维生 -You said you were a nurse. -He wanted to know what I did for a living.
我又不能跟他说我骗子 你得给我打打掩护 I could hardly tell him I was a con artist! So you made something up.
让你给我打掩护 不是让你跟他上床 To cover my tracks, not to sleep with him.
但是你还是跟他上床了 But you did anyway!
-我没有 -哈！ -我没有 -Actually, I didn't. -Ha! -I didn't.
我的天哪 你俩气氛不大对啊！ Cor blimey, must be something in the air!
感觉好奇怪！ Oh, that is just wrong!
还好么 伙计们？这是Kacey... All right, gang? This is Kacey...
-你好吗？ -嗨 -All right? -Hiya.
...我侄女 哦！ ..my niece. ALL: Oh!
嗨 她要跟亲爱的Eddie叔叔住几天 Hiya. She's come to stay with her Uncle Eddie for a few days,
是不是亲爱的？是的 haven't you, sweetheart? Yeah.
她来参加一场重要会议 (She's got a very important meeting.)
你去收拾收拾自己 我把车开过来 行么？ You go and get yourself ready. I'll bring the car round, all right?
Sean 你别对我侄女起什么坏心 Sean, are you checking my niece out?
没有 -就有 No. -You were.
你得原谅他 他最近荷尔蒙分泌过剩 You'll have to excuse him, his hormones are playing up.
听着 别动她 明白？ Well, hands off, OK?
她住在我这儿的时候我得对她负责 I'm responsible for her while she's down here.
别担心 我们会看着他的 Don't worry, we'll keep him in check.
我得送Kacey去参加会议 这儿得打烊了 I've got to take Kacey to that meeting, so I was going to close up,
如果你们要待在这里 but if you're staying,
就帮我看看场子 半小时我就回来 you can watch the place for me. I'll only be gone half-an-hour.
-我们不走 -是的 -很好 -Absolutely. -Yeah. -Nice one.
把酒钱什么的放在吧台后边什么地方就行 明白？ Just leave the money for your drinks and stuff behind the bar somewhere, OK?
明白 明白 放在吧台后边 Yeah. Yeah. Behind the bar.
好的 OK.
Eddie可真是个好叔叔 I bet Eddie's a great uncle.
肯定的 谈正事 Albert 下一个目标是谁？ Right. Down to business. Who's our next mark, Albert?
呃...我们的国会议员Jeremy Garrett阁下 Er... We have the Right Honourable Jeremy Garrett MP.
刚刚晋升到财务部...Clara 'Just promoted to the Treasury...' Clara.
...就已经开始惦记着 '..and already looking to
中饱私囊 'line his own pockets.'
我们应该向薯条 番茄酱还有...啤酒收税 We should put a tax on chips, ketchup and...lager.
这样 我们就能把花在流浪汉身上的钱收回来了 That way, we'd recoup most of the benefits we pay to the layabouts,
我们还能通过器官捐赠搞到钱 and anything else, we could claw back with organ donation.
所以 我选了他 Well, he gets my vote.
还有高等法院的法官Stanley Mead We also have the High Court Judge, Stanley Mead.
一个正直的绅士 他是公共礼仪委员会的一员 'An upstanding gentleman, who sits on the Committee for Public Decency.'
（大笑）是的 Albert 我 恩 正在 LAUGHTER Yes, Albert. I'm, er, deep in
专注于一个完结的案子 （他们笑） a completed case at the moment. THEY LAUGH
-干杯 宝贝儿们！ -哦 法官大人！ -Cheers, darlings! -Oh, Judgey!
-哦！ -法官阁下！ -哦！ -Ooh! -Your Honour! -Ooh!
他主要负责诈骗案 他曾经这么说过 He specialises in fraud cases. Once quoted as saying,
所有的骗子都应该被吊死 五马分尸 "all con men should be hung, drawn and quartered."
-好吧 他一跃成为我们的首选 -还有别人么？ -Well, he just jumped to the top of the list. -Anyone else?
是的 我还跟Manley子爵搭上了关系 Yes. I've been cultivating a relationship with Viscount Manley.
他的父亲刚刚给他10万磅让他投资股票证券 His father's just given him 100,000 pounds to invest in a share portfolio.
我该怎么向你描述这个上层社会的小家伙呢？ 'What can I tell you about this fine young product of the aristocracy?'
（他笑） HE LAUGHS
那么 现在的最低工资是多少？哈哈哈哈哈 So, how is the minimum wage these days?! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
我敢说这开胃菜就他妈的值你一个月的工资 I dare say we've spent your month's salary on our bloody starter!
女士们 先生们 你们选呗 'Ladies and gentlemen, the choice is yours.'
啊 选爵爷吧 -哦不 我选国会议员 Nah, it has to be his Lordship. -Oh, no, it's the MP for me.
国会议员... The MP...
这么可能要选国会议员？（他们想要说服彼此） How can it possibly be the MP? THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER
我不知道 法官怎么样？ 我们选法官怎么...？ I don't know, what about the Judge? What about the Judge...?
-投票得了！ -看这儿！ Let's take a vote! Oi!
我们把自己的首选写在纸上 Let's all write down our favourite.
我弃权 太难选了 I'm going to abstain. I can't choose between them.
Kace? Kacey? Kace? Kacey?
怎么了宝贝儿？Kace！ What's the matter, love? Kace!
让我自己待一会儿！ I just want to be on my own!
我真是很傻很天真！ I feel so stupid!
哦 怎么了 Kace！（嘭的关门） Oh, come on, Kace! DOOR SLAMS
他们跟她说她得到了一份模特工作 They told her she had a modelling job,
她才来这儿的 that's why she's down here.
-结果那帮人是一帮骗子 -不是吧！ -Only it was a flamin' con. -No!
她奶奶给她留了900磅 这帮人渣都给她骗走了 She had 900 pounds her nan left her. The robbing bastards have had it all.
一个子儿都没留 太无耻了 好像那不是钱似的 Every penny. Scandalous. It's not the money, like.
我能帮她找回场子 I can give her that back.
但是他们对她的心灵伤害无可弥补 你明白？ But they've broken her heart, you know?
她可太期待了 She was so excited.
全家人都坐在电话前等着听她汇报进展 The whole family's sitting by the phone waiting to hear how she got on.
-小可怜儿 -我讨厌这种人 -Poor thing. -I hate people like that.
是啊 专门骗漂亮女孩的人最可恶了 Yeah, preying on pretty girls.
嘿 那就这样吧 Hey, that's it.
-你们帮我找到那些家伙 -抓住他们？ -You lot could get them for me. -Get them?
是啊 是啊 是啊 你懂的 用你们最擅长的手段 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, do your stitch-up con thing.
是啊 呃 我们愿意帮你 Ed Yeah, well, we'd love to, Ed,
不过我们手头上有不少事儿要做 but we've got a lot on at the moment.
积压的有点儿多了 Bit of a backlog.
抱歉了哥们儿 我不该这么冒失的 Sorry, mate, I shouldn't have asked.
不管怎么说 他可是我们的同伴啊 On the other hand, he is a mate.
对 这倒是 -真的？ Yeah, that's true. -Really?
我们一定会帮你的 Eddie Of course we'll help you, Eddie.
啊 伙计们 我知道你们 Ah, guys. I know you
在计谋方面大多倚重mick 你懂的 take the mick sometimes, you know? All the banter and that,
但是你是我们的朋友 明白？ but you're proper friends, you know?
呃...还有... And... And...
你可别给我们酬劳啊 you don't have to worry about paying us.
要是我们帮到你了 你再收我们的酒钱 Although if we do help you out, you might feel bad about
就挺说不过去了 （EDDIE大笑） charging us for drinks. EDDIE LAUGHS
好了 各位 看来Eddie替我们做了选择 Well, fellas, it looks like Eddie's made the choice for us.
（手机铃声）哦 是Grace MOBILE PHONE BEEPS Oh, it's Grace.
祝我在医院好运吧 Just wishing me luck at the hospital.
我不知道你晚上怎么睡得着 I don't know how you sleep at night.
我睡得像婴儿一样 额 她可真是个美人儿 Like a baby. Well, she was a looker.
-还真是难为你了 -是挺漂亮吧 是不？ -You were definitely punching above your weight. -She was, wasn't she?
你是怎么钓到她的？ How did you pull her in the first place?
我在酒吧发现她形单影只 I saw her alone at a bar and I,
我就给她来了一道Sean特色菜 er, gave her the Sean Special.
Sean特色菜？ The Sean Special?
-是啊 我把手帕拿了出来 -你啥？ -Yeah, I pulled my hankie out. -You what?
我去年学的这招 I learnt this years ago.
-没有女人能抵抗这个诱惑 -嘛诱惑？ -There's one thing that no woman can resist. -Which is?
一个正在哭泣的小伙子 这会激发她们的母性 A bloke crying. It brings out their maternal instincts.
-可得了吧！ -我保证 这招百试百灵 -Oh, leave it out! -I promise you, it never fails.
你应该用用这招 You should try it some time.
好呗 开始咯...Wendy Stanton OK, ready when you are... Wendy Stanton.
Model Devotion的CEO CEO of Model Devotion.
简直就是《时尚》的好材料 是不？ Hardly Vogue material, is she?
更适合《马与犬》 Alice Foster？ More Horse and Hound. Alice Foster?
-太胖了 -她才穿6号的衣服 -Too fat. -She's only a size six.
没错 她饮食失调的时候让她回来 Exactly. Tell her to come back when she's got an eating disorder.
哦 一个小时内不接电话 我要进行水晶冥想 Oh, and no calls for an hour. I'm having crystals.
她可真是个小甜心 She sounds like a real sweetheart(!)
她没当成模特 现在却想要打入 She's a failed model who's now trying to break into
高端流行市场 当模特代理 但是没有成功 the high-end fashion market as an agency, but has never made it.
她的大部分工作就是低级的目录编辑什么的 Most of her work is low-end catalogue stuff
这都要把她逼疯了 and it drives her mental.
更糟的是 她的前合伙人Betty Greenacre What makes it worse is that her ex-partner, Betty Greenacre,
刚刚签了一个合同 为米兰时装周选送模特 has just got a contract to supply models for Milan Fashion Week.
那么这就是突破点 So that's our way in.
我们给她提供她最需要的东西 取得成功的一击 We offer her the thing she wants most. A shot at the big time.
她怎么骗了Eddie的侄女？ How did she con Eddie's niece?
她在各地方新闻上都打了广告 She puts ads in most of the regional press
寻找那些想当模特的女孩儿 一旦她们钻入圈套 looking for young girls who want to be models. Once she gets them in,
她告诉她们需要进行提前投资 she tells them they'll need a portfolio.
300磅拍脸部特写 再交400磅拍全身照 300 quid for a head shot, another four for full-body shots,
还有其他行政费用 模特目录费用之类 plus extra for admin costs and inclusion in her directory.
当然 她告诉她们 Of course, she tells them
她们可以在得到第一份工作后得到所有退款 they'll recoup every penny on their first job.
可是她们永远也得不到工作 没错 Which never comes. Exactly. Now, I'd say
她每年要骗100个Kacey这样的女孩 she scams about 100 girls like Kacey every year.
-每个1000美元？！ -那可是一笔巨款啊！ -At a grand each?! -That's a lot of dough!
还有更绝的 Better still,
她说要是现金付款的话还能省下增值税 she says she can save them VAT if they pay in cash,
但是这些钱没有在她的账户中出现 and none of it shows up in her filed accounts.
她把钱藏起来了？ So she's stashing it?
我知道她反正没把这些钱捐给慈善 Something tells me she's not giving it to charity.
这是她的另外一个特点 That's the other thing about her.
她是只铁公鸡 一毛不拔 从来不跟钱分开 She is as tight as a duck's backside. Hates parting with money.
这不算是个特别出彩的性格特征 Not the greatest character trait in a mark.
我们...就从这里入手吧 We'll...work around it.
-那么其他的目标呢？ -我会盯着他们 -What about the other marks? -I'll keep them warm.
很好 我们开始吧 Good. Then let's get to it.
你没事儿吧？ Are you OK?
你好 我想为Hilary King先生 Good afternoon. I'd like to make an appointment
跟Stanton小姐约个时间见面 to see Miss Stanton, it's for Mr Hilary King.
恩哼... Ahem...
我太忙了！抱歉 但是有一个电话 I'm being manipulated! I'm sorry, but there's a call.
-这是个紧急电话 -谁打来的？ -They're very insistent. -Who?
他说他跟...Hilary King先生一起工作 He said he works with...Hilary King?
-不认识 -他是个设计师 -Never heard of him. -He's a designer.
显然 他在这个领域举足轻重 Apparently, he's featured in here.
64页 Page 64.
你好 我是Wendy Stanton Hello. Wendy Stanton.
-你检查过数额了？ -是的 -And you've checked the amount? -Yeah.
-好的 已经有30天了 -60天 -OK. And it's been 30 days? -60.
呃 Hilary King先生来了 Er, Hilary King is here.
带他进来 恩哼... Show him in. Ahem...
（咯咯傻笑）Hilary！欢迎来到Model Devotion SHE GIGGLES Hilary! Welcome to Model Devotion.
荣幸之至 亲爱的 The pleasure is all mine, sweets.
我觉得咱们还是坐在这儿吧 很好 I thought we'd sit in the soft area. Perfect.
这是我的助理 Anthony This is my assistant, Anthony.
Helena坐下的话 你不会介意吧？ I hope you don't mind if Helena sits in?
她是我的生活风格教练 She's my lifestyle coach.
当然不 亲爱的 当然不介意 Of course, babe. Of course.
我是不是从哪儿看见过 Didn't I read somewhere
你要在米兰发表一个新系列的作品？ that you're launching a new range in Milan?
是啊 我是要这么做 Yeah, I am, yeah.
是的 这就是我来这里的原因 That's exactly why I'm here.
哦？我得找一些特别的女孩做发布我的作品 Oh? I need to find a special kind of girl for the launch.
天哪！我打算用伦敦作为主题 How exciting! My vision is to use London as a theme.
对酷帅英国的扭曲表现 我将称之为英伦风尚 A twist on Cool Britannia. It's going to be called UKChic.
太有才了！但是我得找... Inspired! But I need to find...
一些新面孔来代言英伦风尚 someone new to be the face of UKChic.
这些模特的出头之日到了 The days of the stick insect
就是一鸣惊人的感觉 你懂？ are, like, done, you get me?
我需要一些看起来真实的面孔 I want to find someone who looks real.
漂亮 这是必须的 Pretty, yeah,
但是这种人还得看起来非常的知性 but someone who looks like they know what a chip is.
这些人要质朴 风趣 咄咄逼人 Got to be earthy, fun, in your face.
她们要传达出这样的信息 Someone that says,
我在这儿 这就是我 你能怎样 "I'm here, this is me, so deal with."
这似乎是比大生意 比那可大多了 This could be mega. Bigger than mega,
宝贝儿 超级无敌大生意 babe. Mega-mega.
我喜欢你的设定 I'm loving the vision.
我能为您提供什么服务？ So how can I help?
我们已经走遍了各大模特代理机构 We've tried all the larger agencies,
但是我们看到的都是一些庸脂俗粉 所以... but all we've been shown is the usual array of rib cages. So...
让我们看看你的模特们 let's see what you've got.
老天！ OMG!
哇！就是她 就是这个女孩！ Wow! That's, that's her!
你确定？ Are you sure?
绝对啊 看她的眼睛！她就是我要找的！ No doubt, look at her eyes! That's the one.
好的...剩下的交给我 OK... Leave it to me.
额 我要打给... Erm, I'll call...
-Kacey 立刻马上 -我就等着 -Kacey right away. -I'll wait.
哦 您六点钟与Greenacre女士有个会面 Oh, you have a six o'clock with Ms Greenacre.
可以取消的 当然要取消 But you can cancel that now, surely,
-我们已经找到了我们需要的女孩！ -是的 取消 -now that we've found the girl? -Yeah, kill it.
那您跟McCartney小姐还要共进晚餐 哦... Don't forget dinner with Miss McCartney. Oh...
不能再取消Stella的约会了 她会气疯的 Can't cancel Stella again, she'll be livid.
哦 老天 这可太...哦！ Oh, God, it's so...oh!
呃 嗯 嗯 嗯 嗯 嗯 嗯... Er, um, um, um, um, um, um, um...
好吧 这件事情你来办！这个女孩我志在必得！ All right, I'll leave it with you, but I must have her!
没问题 我太兴奋了！我也是！ Consider it done. I'm so excited! Me too!
兴奋爆了！ Brimming over!
哦 超级无敌大买卖 Oh, mega-mega.
她一旦确定下来你就给我打电话？ You'll call the moment she's confirmed?
-立即马上 -很好 准备出发 -The very second. -All right. Got to jet.
-太棒了 抱抱 -亲亲 -Excellent. Hugs. -Kisses!
拿着 恩哼... Hold that. Ahem...
（她开始拨号）恩哼... SHE DIALS NUMBER Ahem...
（利物浦口音）你好？ IN LIVERPOOL ACCENT: Hello?
你好 Kacey Bond是吗？ Hello, is that Kacey Bond?
我是Model Devotion的Wendy Stanton Wendy Stanton, from Model Devotion.
-哦 你好！ -你今天能来么？ -Oh, hiya! -Can you pop in today?
今天 不行 抱歉 我在回 Today, no, sorry. I'm on a train
利物浦的火车上 我奶奶要过生日了 back to Liverpool, it's me nan's birthday.
-明天怎么样？ -明天？不 不行 因为... -How about tomorrow? -Tomorrow? No, I can't, cos...
我得先问问我妈妈 因为我得回学校念书了 I've got to ask me mum, cos I'm due back at college.
-那你能不能给我...？ -好的 好吧 再见 -Can you let me know...? -Yeah. OK, bye.
-进展如何？ -很好 按计划进行 -How did it go? -Yeah, on schedule.
这边怎么样？ What about this end?
就这半个小时打了11个电话了 Eleven calls in the last half hour.
不错 不错 Good, good.
不知道Ash那边进展如何 I wonder how Ash is getting on.
挺不错的吧 伙计们 Nice and classy, guys.
这是个工作室 可不是妓院 （电话铃） It's a studio, not a knocking shop. PHONE RINGS
Martha...是的 听着 我需要找个人 Martha... Yeah, look, I need someone
他得熟悉摄影什么的 who knows their way around a camera,
两个小孩儿 两三个女孩子 必须得漂亮的 a couple of kids and two or three birds, have to be lookers.
要是能走走模特步就最好不过了... If they've done a bit of catwalk, all the better...
（电动工具咆哮）哦！我讲电话呢！ POWER TOOLS ROAR Oi! I'm talking here!
..对 两个黑美人 一个金发美女 九头身美女 ..Yeah, two brunettes, one blonde, legs up to their neck.
真不错...很好 没错 拜拜 Lovely... All right, yeah. Ta-da.
（电话铃） PHONE RINGS
-猜猜是谁？ -她现在肯定已经绝望了 -Guess who? -She should be desperate enough by now.
-跟她约明天早上十点半 -你好？ -Make an appointment for 10.30 tomorrow morning. -Hello?
哦 是 你好 我妈妈说她可以帮忙看孩子 Oh, yeah, hiya. Me mum said she can watch the baby
我叔叔Eddie可以明天带我过去 and Uncle Eddie can bring me down tomorrow,
如果您还是想见我的话...？ if you still want to see me...?
呃 是的 好吧 明早十点半可以么？ Er, yeah, OK. Is 10.30 all right?
-...是的 我也是 再见 -怎么样？ -..Yeah. Me too. Bye. -How was she?
-有点激动 -很好 -A bit gushy. -Great.
Sean给Eddie打电话 给他交代下 Sean, call Eddie, brief him.
工作室正式投入使用 Studio's up and running,
但是我们只能用到明天晚上6点钟 but I've only got the keys until six tomorrow night.
很好 下午6点 这就够了 OK. 6pm, that will have to do.
我才不管她是不是得过血友病 I don't care if she's a haemophiliac,
是不是乳头穿了孔 是不是找不到工作 either she has her tits done or she doesn't get the job.
Sadie怎么样？她的比基尼线漂亮么？ And what about Sadie? Has she had her bikini line waxed?
我真不知道客户在想什么 I can't imagine what the client thought.
他们还指望着大卫·爱腾伯格能坐在下面么... They must have half expected to find David Attenborough down there...
不 亲爱的 5分钟后我还有个会议 No, darling, I've got a meeting in five minutes.
听着 忠言逆耳啊 可是他们必须得知道 Look, sweeten the pill, but they need to know
他们的女儿像头猪 除非有个经济人要找这个一个人 their daughter's a pig, and unless we can find a client looking for someone
她的皮肤糙得像砂纸 with bad skin
脸就好像被铁锨拍过 这样她才能做模特 and a face that looks like it's been hit by a shovel,
否则的话 她更应该去找一份 she'd be better off getting a job
-快餐店的工作...什么？ -Kacey Bond来了 -in a fast-food outlet. ..What? -Kacey Bond is here to see you.
很好 再见 ...带她进来 All right. Bye. ..Show her in.
（咯咯傻笑）Kacey 亲爱的！真是太开心了！ SHE GIGGLES Kacey, darling! Thrilled!
抱歉我们没能尽快赶来这里 她奶奶... Sorry we couldn't get here any sooner, like, it's Kacey's nan...
没事儿 宝贝儿 Don't worry, sweetie.
我给你带来了好消息 Now, I have some very exciting news.
我有个客户他要在米兰时装周发布新产品 I have a client who's about to launch at Milan Fashion Week.
米兰？！ Milan?!
我费尽周折才争取到他的业务 It took a lot of persuading on my part, but I think I've finally won him round
他相中了你！这是不是太好了？ and he's thinking of using YOU! Isn't that marvellous?
听起来不错 是不是 Kace？ Sounds fantastic, doesn't it, Kace?
现在 钱反而成了次要的 Now, the money's not great,
这实在是一个扬名立万的机会 but it'll be a real chance
是你在模特界一炮而红的好机会 to make your mark, get your first step on the ladder.
我简直不敢相信 I can't believe it!
我真的太开心了 这真是太激动人心了！ I'm really made up. It's so exciting!
她一直都是个漂亮女孩儿 一直都是 She's always been a looker, always.
必须是！是么？ She has! Has she?
不 她非常完美！ No, she's gorgeous!
-我看起来咋样？ -不咋样 -How do I look? -Cheap.
-那是好是坏？ -不错！ -Is that good or bad? -Good!
-好极了 -眼药水! -Oh! -Great. -Eyedrops! -Oh!
谢谢 Thank you.
-我看起来如何? -奢华啊 -How do I look? -Expensive.
-那是好是坏? -棒极了 -Is that good or bad? -Perfect.
公文包别忘了! Briefcase!
噢 搞的好像生孩子一样 （手机响了） Ooh, it's like having kids. MOBILE PHONE RINGS
什么事? Yeah...?
好的 拜拜 OK, ta.
Eddie出发了 （手机响了） Eddie's out. MOBILE PHONE RINGS
是我 说话 Yeah, me, speak...
Wend 你好啊! Wend, hello!
噢 这真是令人振奋的好消息 Oh, that is wonderful news, yeah.
听着 待会儿我会和一个从米兰来的投资人共进午餐 Listen, I'm having lunch later with one of the investors for Milan
我在想你要不要过来一起见个面? and I wondered if you'd like to come over and meet him?
是个老朋友 对时尚一无所知 He's an old friend, knows nothing about fashion,
但是 他很看好我们新来的模特哦! but he was very excited about our new girl!
好的 很好 我会让Anthony打给你 All right, yeah, good. I'll have Anthony call you
告诉你详情的 好的 宝贝 and give you the details... Yeah, babe.
好的 好的 抱抱! 拜! All right, all right. Hugs! Bye!
好可怕的女人 What a frightful woman.
# 舞池里独自一人的女孩是谁? # # Who's that girl all alone on the dancefloor? #
# 那女孩是谁? # # Who's that girl? #
# 她能否遇到她的白马王子? 是谁 是谁 # # Will she get what she came for? Who's that, who's that... #
# 是谁 那女孩是谁? # # Who's that, who's that girl? #
# 今晚她会跟谁回家 # # Who's she taking home tonight? #
# 是谁? 是谁? # # Who's that, who's that...? #
# 是谁? # # Who's that...? #
# 是谁? 是谁? # # Who's that, who's that...? #
# 是谁? # # Who's that...? #
# 是谁? 是谁? # # Who's that, who's that...? #
# 是谁? # # Who's that...? #
# 是谁? 是谁? # # Who's that, who's that...? #
# 是谁? # # Who's that...? #
Wendy! 么么 你好吗 宝贝儿 Wendy! Mwah, mwah. Hello, babe...
啊 这位是Humphrey Ooh, this is Humphrey,
就是我跟你提起过的朋友 the friend I was telling you about.
叫我Humps就行了 见到你真是太好了 Humps, please. Bloody good to meet you.
-Hilary说你们俩合伙做生意 -是的 -Hilary tells me you're in business together. -Well, yes.
我自己有点搞不清 也不想不懂装懂 I don't understand it myself, don't pretend that I do,
这些风风火火的模特... all this prancing around...
Hilary是个好人 我们的合作双赢 不是吗? But Hilary's a good egg, so live and let live, eh?
绝对的! Absolutely!
-这些是你的最新作品? -LOL!（大笑符号） -Are these your new designs? -LOL!
不是 我的设计是保密的 No, my designs are under lock and key,
这些只是米兰的一些便宜货 this is just some promotional material for Milan.
那么我什么时候可以见到你的作品? And when can I see your designs?
我们的英伦风尚模特穿上它们的时候 When we have our face of UKChic to model them.
-我今天早上和她通过气了 -结果呢? -I spoke to her this morning. -And?
她在路上了 She's on board.
太棒了! 就是我跟你说起的那个女孩 That is sick! This is that girl I was telling you about.
太妙了! 等不及见到她了 Bloody marvellous! Can't wait to see her.
费了些口舌说服她 因为她现在通告满天飞 She took some persuading, she's got a lot of offers on the table.
意料之中 I don't doubt it.
还有就是我们得再谈谈她的合约费用 And we may need to discuss her fee again,
她来得可不便宜啊 she, er, doesn't come cheap.
淡定啊 阿希 她来就是痛下杀手的! Steady, Hils, she's moving in for the kill!
我觉得我们可以谈谈一些安排上的事宜 I'm sure we can come to some sort of arrangement.
我们可以坐下来 来个愉快的交谈 Let's have a sit down and a nice chat,
好吗? Anthony eh? ..Anthony,
亲爱的 过来准备一下发布会的一些笔记 come and take some notes for the press release, love!
请坐 Wend Have a seat there, Wend.
好的... 跟我说说那女孩 Right... Tell me about our girl.
是这样的 她叫Kacey Bond Well, her name is Kacey Bond,
利物浦人 she's from Liverpool.
我已经栽培她一段时间了 I've been cultivating her for quite some time.
见到她的那一刻 The moment I saw her,
我就知道这女孩是为大场面而生的 I knew she was destined for great things.
那真的慧眼识珠啊 That's very clever of you.
幸运的是 我有这方面的天赋 Well, fortunately, I have a gift for this kind of thing.
现在 她是工薪阶层 Now, she's working class,
但是只要稍加雕琢 就不是问题 but with a little help, that shouldn't be a problem.
Kacey好比是我皇冠上的明珠 Kacey is the jewel in my crown,
就像我说的 用她可不便宜 which is why I said she, er, she won't come cheap.
噢 天啊 阿希 她又要与你无缘了 Oh, dear, Hils, she's off again.
作为Kacey的经纪人 我必须把她的利益放在首位 As Kacey's manager, I need to keep her interests close to my heart.
好吧 好吧 那么周薪一万块怎么样? All right, all right, I was thinking, ooh...10,000 a week?
-英镑? -必须是啊! -Pounds? -Naturally!
这样的话... -她在耍我们呐 哥们 Well... -She's playing us, old boy.
噢 Wendy 这样吧 一万二 这是我的底线了 Oh, Wendy, all right, all right, 12. But that's my limit.
一万两千镑一周? 12,000 pounds a week?
-成交了吗? -Oh! -Do we have a deal? -Oh!
你太会讨价还价了! (大笑) You drive a hard bargain! Hurrah!
太赞了! 太棒了 下周我们会让Kacey过来试穿 Fantastic! Oh, that's great. We'll get Kacey over for fittings next week
这之后 米兰 我们来啦! and then, Milan, here we come!
我会让Anthony跟你过目一下细节问题 I'll have Anthony go over the details with you.
很好 -那么Wendy 你打算投资吗? Perfect. -Will you be investing, Wendy?
什么? Excuse me?
你知道 这是一个大好机会 呃... Well, you know, it's a great opportunity. Yes. Er...
还能把你的名字和品牌联系到一起 have your name associated with the brand.
呃...是的 呃... Erm... Well, yes, er...
-那很... -这是个绝妙的主意 Humps -That is very... -It's a very, very good idea, Humps, yes.
这没什么的 真的 那么 呃... Just a big toe, really, say, erm...
2万到5万? 20 to 50 thou?
2万到5万... (清理嗓子) 好的 20 to 50 thou... Ahem... Yes.
那么 呃... Um... Well, er... Um...
噢! 到点了! Oh! Is that the time?!
糟糕 下个约会要迟到了 不好意思 Damn it, I'm going to be late for my next appointment, sorry.
非常 非常 非常感兴趣... Very, very, very interesting...
(椅子倒地声) 哈哈 LOUD CLATTER Ha-ha!
我们必须... 呃 我再考虑考虑 Yes, we must, um... I'll give it a lot of thought.
我会打给你的 打给你... I'll call. I'll call...
-抱抱! -亲亲! -Hugs! -Kisses!
收工了 Game over.
进展的不错 Well, that went well.
-我们得让她放松警惕 -怎么办? -We'll have to loosen her up a bit. -How?
那个女的的办公室 放着蜡烛和充满香薰的那间 That woman in her office. The one with the candles and incense.
生活风格教练? 那能帮上什么忙? The lifestyle coach? How's that going to help?
她很迷信 所以我们就顺水推舟喽 She's superstitious, so we'll give her a nudge from the other side.
某种意义上 我们得为您和King先生 At some point, we'll have to arrange flights
安排去米兰时装周的航班 for you to join Mr King in Milan for Fashion Week.
头等舱 必须的 First class, of course.
您对入住任何一家酒店有偏好的话 请务必告诉我们 And let us know if you have any preference on what hotel you'd like to stay in.
-我会让我的人跟你们说的 -好极了 -Well, I'll have my people talk to your people. -F-A-B.
我觉得Hilary该到这儿了 I thought Hilary might be here.
没呢 他今天下午有个阅读 No, he has a reading this afternoon.
-是吗? -恩 他的精神生活的老师 -Oh? -Mm, his psychic life coach.
显然 她很有一套 Apparently, she's amazing.
他做事之前都要先咨询她 He never makes a move without consulting her first.
-精神生活老师? -恩 -A psychic life coach? -Mm.
恩 在时尚界 无人不知 无人不晓 In the fashion world, anyone who is anyone uses her.
我是说 Donatella（范思哲设计师）都赞不绝口 I mean, Donatella swears by her.
-是“那个”Donatella? -还有别人吗? -THE Donatella? -Is there another one?
呃 这位女士 她还接新的委托人吗? Er, this lady, does she ever take on any new clients?
噢 不接了 Oh, no.
但是我相信如果你提到Mr King的话... 再见了 Although I'm sure if you mentioned Mr King's name... Ciao.
Hilary对你评价相当高 Hilary speaks very highly of you.
我了解到 他做任何事之前都要先向你咨询 I understand he won't make a move without consulting you first.
我只是尽我的职责 I do what I can.
-你真是谦虚了 -你气色非常好 -I think you're being modest. -You have an excellent aura.
-是吗? -嗯 -Do I? -Mm.
看上去很棒 把你的手给我 It's beautiful. Give me your hands.
-Hmm -是我的查克拉吗? -Hmm. -Is it my chakra?
噢 天啊 查克拉这种说法去年就过时了 Oh, heavens, no, chakra is so last year.
真的吗? -其实上个世纪就不这么说了 Really?. -Well, last century.
你还没有调整你的查克拉 对吧? -这个... You're not still having your chakra aligned, are you? -Well...
这会比我预期的时间要长一些 Um... This is going to take longer than I thought. Um...
我想从察颜观色开始 I'd like to start with a reading first.
正合我意 I was hoping you might.
我看见你被美丽所包围 I see you surrounded by beauty,
然而有一些东西...很消极 but yet there's something...dark.
那些东西...他们... There's something that's...
会阻碍你把你的潜力发挥到淋漓尽致 preventing you from fulfilling your full potential.
-是的 我总是能感觉到 -是一种紧张 -Yes, I've often felt that. -It's a tenseness...
-哦? -一种被金钱包围的紧张 -Oh? -..surrounding money.
你必须与之抗争 它会束缚你 缠着你 You must fight this, it's holding you back.
你必须放手... 哦! You must let go... Oh!
-怎么了? -有一扇门 -What? -There's a door.
一扇门? -噢 不 不 不 你太谨慎了 A door? -Oh, no, no, no, you're too cautious,
你不会想走进去的 you don't want to go through.
不 不 不 No, no, no.
我会走进去的 把门打开 -不行! I will go through it. Open the door. -No!
可以的! 我喜欢门 让我进去 Yes. I'm loving the door, let me in.
你能行吗? -是的 当然 我能行 Could you? -Yes, yes, I could.
好的 我试着窥探门里面 Right, I'll try and look inside the door.
(倒吸了一口气) SHE GASPS
什么? 是什么? 有什么在那儿? What? What is it? What's in there?
Oh...认可 大家在鼓掌 Oh... Recognition. There's people applauding,
到处都是闪光灯 喝彩声 there's light bulbs flashing, and acclaim.
在哪里? -有个拿钥匙的男人... Where? -There's a man with a key...
是门上的钥匙吗? A key to the door?
可能是 他离的很远 每个人都面带微笑 除了他 Perhaps. He's in a faraway land and everybody's smiling, except for him.
能看出那人是谁吗? Can you see who it is?
不能 但是他麻烦缠身 No, but he's very troubled.
光越来越暗了 门要关上了 It's fading though, the door is closing.
把门打开 把你的脚伸进去! Open the door, put your foot in it!
不行啊 它 它消失了... Oh -Oh No, it's, it's, it's gone... Oh. -Oh.
-你肯定是机会之门? -哦 毋庸置疑 -But was it definitely a door of opportunity? -Oh, no doubt.
毋庸置疑 还有... No doubt. And...
-在那扇门关上之前... -什么? -before the door closed... -What?
哦... 我看见你站在门外哭泣 试图进到门内 Ooh... I saw you on the outside, trying to get in. Crying.
-另外... -还有? -And... -And?
-牛奶 -牛奶? -Milk. -Milk?!
是的 是一种隐喻 比喻错失良机 你知道 Yes, it's a metaphor. For missed opportunities. You know,
不要为... -打翻的牛奶哭泣? there's no use crying... -Crying over spilt milk?
是的 完全正确 Yes, exactly.
少年 你知道 我真的很感激你为Kacey做的一切 I really appreciate it, lads. You know? Helping our Kacey and that.
我无以为报 只有你开口 我必定效犬马之劳 Anything I can do in return, all you got to do is ask.
-大杯的? -还有更大杯的么? -Large one? -Is there any other kind?
进行的怎么样? How did it go?
她现在就怕自己没抓住机会 She's so terrified of missing an opportunity,
我们说话的当儿 她指不定就在买彩票呢 she's probably doing the lottery as we speak.
好极了 我们20分钟之后跟她碰面 Perfect. We're meeting her in 20 minutes,
我们会告诉她那个令人心碎的故事 we'll tell her the sob story.
那么 你们最好现在行动起来 Well, you'd better get moving.
你喜欢扮演什么? 叔叔? 堂兄? What do you fancy? Uncle? Cousin?
我看弟弟吧 贴近生活 I think younger brother, it's closer to home.
-怎么? -没什么 -What? -Nothing.
-这绝对是一场灾难... -Humphrey还好吗? -It's an absolute disaster... -Is Humphrey all right?
不怎么样 据我所知... 是家庭危机 No, I know... Yeah, family crisis.
噢 天呐 Oh, dear.
他有这么个二货弟弟真是苦逼 尽给他惹麻烦 He's got this moron for a younger brother, causes him nothing but trouble.
一切都好 是吧? 我是说时装周 Everything's all right though, isn't it? For Fashion Week, I mean.
是的 是的 但愿如此 Yeah, yeah. Let's hope so.
但愿如此? Hope so?
Humps本来打算自己出资大部分的 Humps was hoping to put up most of the money himself,
但现在他遇到Piers这么个催悲的问题 but now he's got this bloody problem with Piers.
-他弟弟? -是的 -His younger brother? -Exactement.
问题就出在 Piers深得祖母的宠爱 The problem is, Piers was always the grandmother's favourite,
所以老巫婆死的时候 so when the old witch died,
把大部分财产都给了他 she signed over most of the estate to him.
-我想大约 呃 准确的说 有四千万 -天啊 -I think it was, er, 40-odd million, to be precise. -Gosh!
我知道 杯具就杯具在他是个彻头彻尾的二货 I know. But he's a bloody idiot.
而Humps 可怜的Humps And Humps, poor old Humps,
把大多数时间都花在了帮他解决麻烦上了 has to spend most of his time digging him out of trouble.
我很抱歉 呃... I'm terribly sorry. Er...
不好意思啊 Wendy -没关系 Sorry, Wendy. -No problem.
你今天看上去很美 -Oh! You're looking very lovely today. -Oh!
差不多到时间了 It's about the right time.
抱歉 我得接这通电话 Terribly sorry, I have to take this.
请原谅... 你好 Excuse me. ..Hello?
是的 噢 Richard 好的... Yes? Oh, Richard, yes...
这家到底有什么家庭危机? What exactly is this family crisis?
是这样的... Well...
Piers只身一人在泰国被捕 Piers has only gone and got himself arrested in Thailand.
不过就算这样也不能带着毒品招摇过市 but not where drugs are concerned, I can tell you.
微笑之邦! -什么? The Land of Smiles! -Excuse me?
不过就算这样也不能带着毒品招摇过市 but not where drugs are concerned, I can tell you.
微笑之邦! -什么? The Land of Smiles! -Excuse me?
噢 没 没什么 对不起 请继续 Oh, no, nothing, sorry. Please go on.
幸运的是 Well, luckily enough,
美国大使是一位亲密的朋友 the American Ambassador is a close personal friend.
所以 Humps... So, Humps...
希望能走走关系 -你觉得他可以? is hoping he can pull a few strings. -Do you think he can?
我不清楚 I don't know,
这事儿很复杂 但如果他的确能找到路子 it's all very complicated. But if he CAN swing it,
我告诉他务必要利用起来 I've told Humps he should use it
来个一箭双雕 -怎么利用? to kill two birds with one stone. -How?
他弟弟仍然手握家族的大部分财产 Well, baby brother still controls most of the family's estate,
所以我们吃饭都得他签字同意才行 so he has to countersign all the cheques we need for the launch.
-太混蛋了! -可不 -Oh, bugger! -I know.
但我告诉他 要想飞黄腾达 But I've said that in exchange for springing him, he should get the brother
他必须让他弟弟签字把财产转到他的名下 to sign the estate over to him.
你觉得他会签吗? And do you think he might?
如果另一种选择是在曼谷监狱呆上25年 Well, if the alternative is 25 years
我就会签 -明白了 in a Bangkok prison, I would. -I see.
之后我们就会把注意力放在我们合作的事情上 Then we can finally concentrate on our partnership.
我们可是要大展拳脚的 -真的? We've got some very big plans. -Really?
是的 当然 Yeah, yeah.
我们打算零售 We're going to go retail.
让它的潮流遍布纽约 巴黎和伦敦 Keeping it hot, though, New York, Paris, London.
太令人激动了!嗯哼... How exciting! Ahem...
我很愿意成为这伟大计划的一部分 I'd love to be part of those plans.
我很欣赏这一点 女性能预见机会之窗 I like that. A woman who can see a window of opportunity.
或者说机会之门 Or a door.
机会之门 Or a door.
给从利物浦来的刻薄妹起草份合同 Draw up a contract for the little tart from Liverpool.
两周 可能三周 周薪200英镑 Two weeks, possibly three, at 200 pounds a week,
长线的投资将会有未来收益的50% -花费? and a long-term deal giving us 50% of all future earnings. -Expenses?
我觉得一天10英镑足够了 不就买点油炸火星糖 Oh, I think 10 pounds a day for food is plenty for deep-fried Mars bars.
搞定之后让她把合同签了 还有 Call her in to sign it when it's done.
让她离那黏人的大叔远点儿 And try to get her away from that clingy uncle.
你可以出去了! Thank you!
-我们上场了? -迫不及待了! -We on? -Oh, yes!
那就赶快下一阶段 Let's move onto the next stage then.
能请您过来一下吗 Parker先生? Would you like to come through, Mr Parker?
-Susan Carter? -有何贵干? -Susan Carter? -Yes?
请你跟我们走一趟 Would you come with us, please?
发生什么事情了? What's this all about?
我理解你的焦虑 真的 我会尽量回答你的问题 I understand your anxiety, truly I do, and I will try to answer your question as soon as I possibly can,
但在那之前 我得先问你点事情 but before I can do that, I need to ask you something,
我希望你能想好之后再回答 and I need you to think carefully before you answer.
这也许是你一生之中遇到的最重要的问题 It may well be the most important question you've ever been asked.
好的 OK.
Susan... Susan...
你有多热爱自己的国家? How much do you love your country?
Hilary King在一号线找您 Hilary King on line one for you.
Hilary! Hilary!
宝贝 Humps正和大使会面 Babe, Humps has this meeting with the ambassador,
我们出于道义应该去陪他 -那是自然 I said we'd go along for moral support. -Absolutely.
嗯哼... 阿希 Wendy 你们能来真是太好了 Ahem... Good of you to come, Hils. And you, Wendy.
恐怕现在一切付之东流了 我刚和George谈过 I'm afraid it's all for nothing. I've just spoken to George.
泰国的司法部很腐败 The Thai judiciary is corrupt
那个要签署释放文件的更是如狼似虎啊 and the judge who needs to sign the release form is one of the worst.
他要1000万泰铢才肯合作 He wants 10 million baht to cooperate.
你开什么玩笑? -对不起 老朋友 You can't be serious? -I'm sorry, old boy.
显然他不肯让步 这就是现在的行情啊 Apparently, he won't move. Seems it's the going rate.
只要Piers在里面 我就无法动用财产 所以... But with Piers out of the picture, I can't access the estate fund. So...
-那米兰怎么办? -对不起 -Milan? -Sorry.
(微弱的网球声) TENNIS BALLS PING FAINTLY
如果我出钱把他弄出来呢? -你? What if I put up the money to get him out? -You?
是 如果这是唯一的挽救发布会的方法 Yeah, if it's the only way to save the launch.
太好了 我会还你双倍的 Marvellous. I'll pay you back double.
话不多说 不然约定取消 No arguments, or the deal's off.
你太慷慨了 You're very generous.
George3小时后飞往曼谷 George flies to Bangkok in three hours,
他打算把现金放在他的老古董包里 he plans to take the cash in his diplomatic bag.
一切顺利的话 他会和Piers坐上回程的飞机 All being well, he can get Piers on the return flight.
等等 等等! 现金? -有问题吗? Wait, wait! Cash? -Problem?
我不知道在两个小时内 I don't know if I can access
我能不能再周转数额如此巨大的现金 that amount of cash in a couple of hours.
噢 完了! 我完全没想到这一点 Oh, damn! You know, that never even crossed my mind.
Um... 我能不能问下 Um... Can I ask,
1000万泰铢是多少英镑? how much is 10 million baht in sterling?
Erm 今天的汇率来算 大约二十万英镑 Erm, at today's rate, about 200,000.
我手头上差不多能有十万英镑 I've got about half that amount in a current account I can get to.
低于二十万英镑他是不会要的 He won't take anything less than 10 million.
用支票抵消剩下的呢? -不行 What about a cheque to cover the remainder? -No good.
看来我们错失良机了 It seems we'll miss our opportunity.
我打给George 看看能不能缓一缓 I'll call George, see if we can delay things.
如果我们拖不了呢? And if we can't?
-我给米兰方面打电话 -娘的! -I'll call Milan. -Damn!
即使把Piers算在计划外 With Piers out of the picture,
我们资金仍然可以支持我们启动零售计划 对吗? we can still finance our plans to go retail, right?
煮熟的鸭子飞了 真他娘的倒霉! Such a shame to have the bloody door slammed in your face!
该死的现金拖了我们后腿 (欢呼声变大) Flipping cash holding us back. CHEERING GETS LOUDER
成功就在那等着我们! All that acclaim just waiting there!
-Oh! -我太笨手笨脚了! -Oh! -I am so clumsy!
不要为打翻的牛奶哭泣 老伙计 No good crying over spilt milk, old boy.
等一下! 我来补上剩下的钱 Wait! I'll put up
好让Piers出来 -Wendy 这可不行 the rest of the money to have Piers released. -Wendy, no.
我坚持 -你真是太慷慨了 No, I insist. -That is very generous of you.
我会还给你双倍的 什么都不要说了 And I'll pay you back double, and no arguments.
太好了! 我可以从这里走到银行 Great! Well, I can walk to my bank from here,
我会让Anthony载你到你去的地方的 and I'll have Anthony drop you wherever you need to be.
真是太感谢你了! -噢 没什么的 Bloody grateful, both! -Oh, no problem.
尤其是我们将成为合作伙伴 Seeing as we're going to be partners...
-抱抱! -亲亲 -Hugs! -Kisses.
亲亲 （ BBC 温布尔登主题曲 ） Kisses. MUSIC: BBC Wimbledon Theme Tune
-来点啤酒? -不介意的话来点儿 -Beer? -Don't mind if I do.
-拿来了 -这是我的一半 -这是十万英镑 -Got it. -Here's my half. There's 100,000 here.
我会还给你二十万的 And you'll have 200 back.
如果你确定这一点... Well, if you're sure about that...
我已经和George谈过了 I've spoken to George,
他说我们可以直接进去 -好的 he said we were to go straight in. -OK.
下午好 先生 有什么我可以效劳的? Good afternoon, sir. How can I help you?
-我了解到下午2点要下雨 -是的... -I understand it's going to rain this afternoon at 2pm. -Yes...
他们说5点之前会打扫干净的 though they did say it should clear up by five.
605房间 6楼 Room 605, sixth floor.
这些是客人们的名单 These are the names of the guests.
他们是来见Powell先生的 They'll ask for a Mr Powell.
天佑美利坚 And God bless America.
我进去前台登记下 好吗? I'll just go get us signed in, yeah?
Susan Susan.
那个男人刚刚来过 就像你说的 605号房间 The man has just gone through, just like you said. Room 605.
很好 现在给我3张通行证 你做的很好 Good. Now, give me three passes. You're doing
Susan 很好 但我要你在接下来的30分钟里挺住 a fine job, Susan, a fine job. But I need you to stay strong
这一切就结束了 好吗? for the next 30 minutes and it'll all be over, OK?
拿着 Here we are.
(敲门声) 进来 KNOCK ON DOOR Come.
George 哦 Humphrey! 我差点就对你绝望了 George. Oh, Humphrey! Well, I'd just about given up on you.
最后的时候出了点差错 已经没事了 Last-minute hitch, all fine now.
你 嗯 你认识Hilary? You, um, you know Hilary?
啊 是的 对了 这是我的好朋友 Wendy Ah, yes. And this is a very dear friend of mine - Wendy.
很高兴认识你 Wendy 来 Wendy知道规则 Great pleasure to meet you, Wendy. Please... Um, Wendy knows the score.
她是来这里精神上支持我们的 She's here for moral support.
我刚刚和我在曼谷的对家通了消息 I've just been talking to my counterpart in Bangkok.
Piers一切安好 但他迫不及待的想回来了 Piers is well, but he's very anxious to come home.
可怜的孩子 但这也是他自作自受 Oh, poor little sod. Well, it's his own doing.
有人和他说过关于产业的问题了么? Has anyone spoken to him about the estate?
是的 他同意了 -你确定么? Yes, and he's agreeable. -Are you sure?
我和他在电话上谈了很久 I talked to him at length on the telephone
他说愿意在被释放前签掉所有的文件 and he said he'd be willing to sign the papers before he was released.
看 Humps 我说什么来着 See, Humps, eh, didn't I tell you?
好吧 但是还是觉得不太对劲 Yes, but it still doesn't feel right.
当然我没有任何不敬的意思 With all due respect,
你的祖母并不是保票 your grandmother wasn't the full ticket.
把这个想成咱们帮他自我救赎好了 Think of it as saving him from himself.
如果你手牵辔头 你能控制他的可能性就大很多 If you hold the purse strings, you have more of a chance of keeping him in check.
我再同意不过了 -哦 你真的这么想? I couldn't agree more. -Oh, do you really think so?
是的 我是这么想 Yes, I do.
有时候 残忍才是最大的慈悲 Sometimes, you have to be cruel to be kind.
(他砸了下桌子) 好吧 咱们就这么干吧 HE THUMPS THE TABLE All right. Let's do it.
终于! At last!
人若无友 安可成事 Where would a chap be without friends?
我让Piers打最早的班机回来 I'll have Piers on the first plane home.
谢谢你 离我飞机起飞 Thank you. I've got about two-and-a-half hours
大概还有两个半小时 我得赶快了 before my plane leaves, so I'd better get a move on.
是的 当然 再次感谢 George Yes, of course, and thanks again, George.
一旦完事我会立刻给你电话 很高兴认识你 Wendy I'll call you as soon as it's done. Great pleasure to have met you, Wendy.
那么米兰计划重启了 So is Milan back on?
哦 当 他妈的 然了 Oh, abso-bloody-lutely!
哦 太妙了! -听着 我得送George去机场 Oh, fantastic! -Listen, I ought to see George off at the airport.
这是我至少能做的 It's the least I can do.
好主意 让Anthony开车送我们吧 Good idea. I'll have Anthony drive us.
我把Wendy送到电梯那 I'll just walk Wendy to the lift.
哦 我觉得咱们得庆祝下 Oh, I thought we might celebrate.
这主意太他妈好了 明天去我那儿吃晚饭... Damn good idea. Dinner, my place, tomorrow...
非常期待 Look forward to it.
太好了 你一定得提醒我记得给那个新女孩发订金 Excellent. You must remind me to pay the first instalment on that new girl.
好吧 如果你肯定的话 Well, if you're sure?
我一向认为这些事拖沓不得 你不觉得么 I always find it's best to stay on top of these things, don't you?
是的 我也是这么觉得 Yes, I do.
都好了? 都好了 All set? All set.
我们是来见Powell先生的 We're here to see Mr Powell.
Clara Clara.
咱们把自己最喜欢的都写下来 Let's all write down our favourite.
那 Harry 给我讲讲这个让你 So, Harry, tell me more about
如此谨慎小心的投资项目吧 this investment thingy you've been so cagey about.
这个 我想让你认识个人 Well, there's someone I'd like you to meet.
我看起来怎么样? How do I look?
这个 作为家族律师 Well, as the family lawyer,
我的职责得提醒你通过贿赂泰国政府官员 it's my duty to inform you that bribing a Thai government official
来换取一个外籍人员的释放是刑事犯罪 to secure the release of a foreign national is a criminal offence.
是的 当然 Yes, absolutely.
但是对于一个五天回报率为300%的投资 说实在的 But for a 300% return on a five-day investment, I would quite frankly...
卖我亲奶奶都行 sell my own grandmother.
啊 快请进 他已恭候多时了 Ah, yes. Come right in, he's expecting you.
Simon! 每次见你都深感荣幸 Simon! Always a pleasure to see you.
这是Jeremy Garrett This is Jeremy Garrett.
请坐 Please take a seat.
那个 我们有一个弟弟在泰国出了点儿事儿 So, we have a stray brother in Thailand.
好吧 给 这是我的十万 谢谢你 Right, well, here's my hundred thou. Thank you.
今天早些时候我和我在泰国的对家有过一次谈话 I had a conversation with my counterpart in Bangkok earlier today.
Piers一切都好 但他非常迫不及待的想回家 Piers is well, but he's obviously anxious to get home.
眼药水 Eyedrops.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我知道他是个蠢蛋 但他是我的弟弟 I know he's an idiot, but he's my brother...
...我已经和美国外交部接触过了 ..and I've contacted the Diplomatic Office of America,
但他们说泰国政府实是过于腐败 他们无能为力 but they say the Thai government's so corrupt that it's impossible.
我不知道我该怎么办 I don't know what I'm going to do.
我相信我们一定能帮你做点什么的 亲爱的 I'm sure we can sort something out for you, my dear.
那 这些给你 谢谢你了 Well, there you are then. Thank you.
没有任何不敬的意思 但你的祖母并非保票 With all due respect, your grandmother wasn't the full ticket.
Viscount Manley 很高兴见到你 Viscount Manley, good to see you.
那 请进来吧 Frank So, come on then, Frank,
我知道你们这些财经人喜欢把一切都捂得紧紧的 I know you financial types like to play your cards close to your chest,
但你到底有没有我建议的十万 but have you got a steer for my hundred thou, or not?
再说 再说 Well, we'll see, we'll see.
把你的投资翻番 Double your investment.
爸爸会大小便失禁的 Daddy'll poop his pants.
贵族饭桶 Posh git.
Mead法官 Judge Mead.
Jeremy Garrett Jeremy Garrett.
看来你拿到了关键一票 Looks like you've got the casting vote.
嗯... 还有另外的一个选择 Ahem... There is another choice.
1927年 James Grainger绅士 In 1927, Gentleman James Grainger
用西班牙囚犯法同时完成了三场诈骗 conned three marks simultaneously using the Spanish Prisoner scam.
这是前所未有的... It has never been done before...
亦是后无来者 同时诈骗所有人? or since. Con them all at the same time?
呐 这不可能 哦哦 Nah. It's impossible. Oh-oh.
你说了不可能 You said the impossible word.
(所有人): 出租车! ALL: Taxi!
好样的 Susan 我们都做完了 Good job, Susan. We're all done.
对了 你父母住在哪里? Say, where do your parents live?
明尼苏达 那么打电话给他们... Minnesota. Then you call them...
告诉他们因为他们的女儿警觉异常 and tell them that because of their daughter's vigilance,
他们今晚可以无忧无虑的安枕高眠 上帝保佑美国 they can sleep safely in their beds this evening. God bless America.
(笑声) 你这个疯狂的混蛋! LAUGHTER You mad bastard!
我亲眼所见但我依然不敢相信我们成功了 I saw it and I still can't believe we pulled it off.
一石四鸟 这太不可思议了 Four marks with a single con. It ain't possible.
真他娘的天才! It's flamin' genius!
比James Grainger绅士还要多一个 One more than Gentleman James Grainger.
那 这可够一帆风顺的 Now, that was a ride.
也许对你来说是的 但我的脑袋差点炸了 Yeah, for you maybe, but it nearly did my head in.
现在我们能不能回到一次一个? Can we go back to one at a time now?
当然 还有哪些收尾工作? 都已经处理干净了 Absolutely. What about the loose ends? They're all taken care of.
女士们 Wendy? 是的 甜心? Girls. Wendy? Yes, sweetie?
我... 想咱们又一些问题 I...think we have a problem.
没问题 甜心 只有无数个成就解决方案的机遇 No problems, sweetie. Only doors of opportunity to find a solution.
这 是Kacey Bond 她怎么了? Er, it's Kacey Bond. What about her?
她拒绝了那份合约 什么 She turned down the contract. What?!
看起来Betty Greenacre已经先签下她了 It seems that Betty Greenacre has signed her up first.
你还好么? Are you OK?
哦 好 好 对不起 Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry...
她是那么美丽的一条狗 我真抱歉 没关系的 She was such a beautiful dog. I'm so sorry. That's OK.
Nick Nick Parker Betty Greenacre Nick. Nick Parker. Betty Greenacre.
更令人沮丧的是她的前搭档 Betty Greenacre What makes it worse is that her ex-partner, Betty Greenacre,
刚刚得到了为米兰时装周提供模特的合约 has just got a contract to supply models to Milan Fashion Week.
很高兴认识你 Betty 让为你拿杯饮料 A pleasure to meet you, Betty. Let me get you a drink.
啊 不 不 不 Ah, no, no, no.
我很想 但我得赶紧回去 I'd love to, but I must get back.
整个办公室总是习惯在我不在的时候变得一团混乱 The office has a habit of falling into chaos when I'm not there.
你是做什么的 What do you do?
这个 如果我告诉你... 你一定得保密 Well, I'll tell you, but, um... but only if you can keep a secret.
这么复杂 你有我的保证 How intriguing. You have my word.
商业间谍 Industrial espionage.
我... 我为我的客户监视他们的竞争对手 I... I spy on rival companies for my clients.
真的? Really?
你能跟我进来么 Parker先生 Would you like to come through, Mr Parker?
Nick 亲爱的! Nick, darling!
嗨 你还好么? Hi. How are you?
"那么 嗯... 她名叫Kacey Bond 来自利物浦..." 'Well, ahem... Her name is Kacey Bond, she's from Liverpool...'
我已经培养她有一段时日了 I've been cultivating her for quite some time.
"我一见到她 我就意识到了她命中注定堪当大任" 'The moment I saw her, I knew she was destined for great things.'
(他们欢呼) 看我找到了什么 THEY CHEER Look what I've found.
世界的第八大奇迹 (所有人): 哦耶! The eighth Wonder of the World. ALL: Whoa!
给我来一杯 谢谢 哦 太好了 Give me a glass, thanks. Oh, yes.
那么来吧 干杯 干杯 Come on then. Cheers. ALL: Cheers.
我不敢想象一会儿当咱们打电话告诉他们 I can't imagine how they'll all feel when we call them
大使因为试图贿赂泰国官员被捕的消息时 later and tell them that the Ambassador was arrested
他们的心情将是什么样的 哈哈 for trying to bribe a Thai official. Ha-ha!
我愿舍弃一切变为飞蝇去听壁角 What I wouldn't give to be a fly on the wall.
（大笑）咱们一起狂欢吧 LAUGHTER Shall we join the others?
好的 甜心 我们走 抱抱 亲爱的 Yes, sweetie. Let's. Hugs, darling.
亲亲 Kisses.
每周500镑 为某个挂历在加纳利群岛做模特 500 pounds a week doing some calendar. In the Canary Islands!
相信我 我入错行了 Blimey, I'm in the wrong job.
而Betty是如此的有爱 这太高明了 伙计们 And Betty is so lovely. This is so brilliant, guys.
我不知该如何感谢你们 I don't know how to thank you.
哦 我们会想到的 是的 我很肯定 来 Oh, we'll think of something. Yeah, I'm sure! Come on,
咱们给你妈妈打个电话吧 嗯? Let's give your mum a call, eh?
告诉她这个好消息 回见 再见 Kacey Give her the good news. See you later. Bye, Kacey.
啊... Eddie 高兴了 Ah... Eddie's happy,
Kacey的梦想完整无缺 我们也从中小有盈余 Kacey's dreams are intact, and we've made a profit in the process.
我认为人生至好不过如此 I'd say that's about as good as it gets.
等等... Hang on...
我认为人生还能更美好一些 I think it just got a bit better.
哦 又来! Sean... Oh, not again! Sean...
啊... 谢谢你 Ahem... Thank you.
这手绢是怎么回事? What's with the hankie?
你不想知道的 You don't want to know.
这个 至少他一如既往 你得佩服这点 Well, he is consistent. You have to give him that.
是的 一如既往的惹人厌烦 Yeah. Consistently annoying.
你还好么? 哦 我还好 我只是... Are you OK? Oh, I'm fine, I just...
我怎么悲惨的觉得我又会沦落成他的私人助理了 I've a funny feeling I'm about to become his PA again.
从他的私人教练的角度来讲 Speaking as his personal trainer, it looks like
他看起来应该是准备去运动 he's about to have a work-out,
那我还不如去喝一杯 干杯 宝贝们 干杯 亲爱的 so I might as well have a drink. Cheers, loves! Cheers, darlings!
小心 我爱死这裙子了 Watch out. I love the dress.
它的颜色与你的眼睛如此般配 Stop it! The colour matches your eyes.