James他们说这是密封投标 可你不这么认为 是不是？ James, they're called sealed bids, but you don't think they are sealed,do you?
哎哟我去 Oh, blimey.
不管怎么说 底线就是 Well, anyway, bottom line,
你兄弟要是想要还得再拿5万 your chum needs to stump up another 50k if he wants it.
额 他不能那么穷 你这么说简直就是太自私了 Well, he shouldn't be so poor, then! That's plain selfish if you ask me.
越快越好James 你得跑着去拿钱了 ASAP, please, James, rushed off my feet here.
你懂的 我总是收取最低限额... Look, I'll work for the minimum...
好吧 我收的比你的可少得多 我只收... All right, I'll work for less than the minimum, I just really...
不好意思 我老板让我很郁闷 Sorry, my boss is giving me a bit of grief.
你要是不吃了 我就得清理桌子了 If you're not going to eat, I need your table.
哦 对不起 我不吃了 Oh, I'm sorry, yeah.
多少钱？ How much do I owe you?
两杯咖啡 是不？4.9英镑 Just the two coffees, wasn't it? That's 4.90.
老天爷！真是太不好意思了 我把钱包掉家里了 Oh, God! This is really embarrassing, I've left my wallet at home.
我就住在这条路上 给我两分钟 我去拿了就回来 I only live up the road, so I can grab it in two minutes.
你要是不给钱就走 就得我请你了 It comes out of my wages if you do a runner.
我才不会吃霸王餐呢 保证！ I'm not going to do a runner, I swear.
我把这个押给你 一块古董手表 I'll give you this, that's a vintage watch,
我奶奶留给我的 值50磅呢 my gran gave it me, it's got to be worth 50 quid.
古董手表跟破烂儿之间有什么区别？ What's the difference between vintage and knackered, then?
两分钟就回来 发誓！ I'll be two minutes, I promise.
-那去吧 -好的...谢啦 -Go on, then. -OK... Thank you.
年轻人... Young man...
我不小心听到了你们之间的对话 I couldn't help overhearing your conversation,
不介意我看看那块手表吧？ might I have a quick look at the watch?
当然不 Sure.
额的神啊！你说的对 God damn! You were right.
没错 Claude Fouchet早期作品 那时候他还在马赛呢 Yep, Claude Fouchet, early one, too, when he was working out of Marseilles.
-你准备卖多少钱？ -不 我可不能卖 -How much do you want? -No, it's not for sale.
-我给你两千 -两千？！ -好吧 三千 -We'll give you two grand. -Two grand?! -OK, three, then.
我真的很想卖 但是这不是我的表 I'd love to, but it's not mine to sell.
你看 她都没回来 But she's not coming back.
她说了会回来的 我得相信她 She said she was and I trust her.
-对不起 -好吧 -Sorry. -OK.
要是她没回来...打电话给我 If she doesn't... Call me.
我很赞赏你的诚实 And I admire your honesty.
7号桌的金发美女没带钱 Blonde girl on table seven didn't have any money,
她把手表押在这儿了 她说她会回来的 she's left her watch for security. She says she coming back!
你好 我找刚才接待我的人 Hi, the guy I was talking to before,
他留下一块手表 那就对了 he left a watch - that's right.
谢谢 Thank you.
呃 小姐...？ Er, miss...?
我刚才不小心听到了你刚才说的话 I couldn't help over hearing your conversation earlier.
我碰巧对老式手表非常的感兴趣 I happen to be interested in old scrappy watches.
我就是想知道你能不能把表卖给我 300磅怎么样？ I just wondered whether you might sell me that for, say, 300 pounds?
哦 不 不好意思 它是我奶奶留给我的 Oh, no, sorry, my gran gave it to me.
由于感情原因 我出400磅 For sentimental reasons, we could go to 400 pounds.
额 这可是我奶奶留给我的 Well, my gran gave it to me.
我最多给你450磅 450 would be my tops.
我觉得我奶奶不想我饿死的 I guess Granny wouldn't want me to starve.
500磅可以让你从头再来了 是不是？ And 500 pounds would certainly set you back on your feet, wouldn't it?
好吧好吧 好的 成交了 OK. OK, yeah, you've got a deal.
做的对 聪明的选择 女士 Well done you, clever old thing.
好的 1 2 3 Now, one, two, three,
4 5 6...Emma？ four, five, six... Emma?
-Emma Kennedy！ -哦老天 Joe -Emma Kennedy! -Oh, my God, Joe.
-是的 -Joe Ryan！ -过得还好吗？ -Yeah. -Joe Ryan! -How are you doing?
我的神啊 是的 过的很好 Oh, my, God, yeah! I'm good.
额... Erm...
不好意思 给我10秒钟？ Sorry. Could I just have ten seconds?
好的 对不起 我没想打断你的 Sorry, yeah, I didn't mean to interrupt.
好的 我们正要...我们说到哪儿了？ Yeah, we're just... Where were we?
是啊 说到哪儿了？我好像不知道说到哪儿了 Yes, where indeed? I seem to have lost my train of thought now.
300了 再有200就行 是不？ That's 300, it's just another two, isn't it?
是的 再给你200 Yes, just another 200.
哦 我希望她没有骗你 老兄 Oh, I hope she's not pulling a flanker on you mate.
她曾用一个果汁牛奶冻和两块巧克力 She did me out of an Oasis ticket once
骗了我一张绿洲乐队的票 for a sherbert Dip Dab and two Curly Wurlies.
哦很好...很好 但是还不够好 Oh, very good... Very good. But not quite good enough.
我说错话了？ Something I said?
不好意思 马上回来 I'm sorry, I'll be two seconds.
好吧 我把事情搞砸了 是不是？ OK, I messed something up there, didn't I?
等等 你千万别说你是一个低级的骗子 Wait, don't tell me, you're a sleazy rip-off merchant.
不不不 只是一个游戏 只是开玩笑而已 No, no, no, it was a game, it was a joke,
只是我跟朋友之间打赌而已 it was like a bet I was having with my mates, that's all.
-你不需要跟我保密的 -不不不 真的没事儿 -Do feel free to smack me in the mouth. -No, it's nothing.
别惦记这个事儿了 没什么 Forget about it, it's fine.
额...好久不见 你一直都在忙什么？ So...long time. What you been up to?
我听说你当老师了 I heard you became a teacher.
是的 快叫"先生" Yes, call me "sir".
开玩笑 我在伯明翰的一个小学教书 No, I work in a primary school up in Birmingham.
哇哦！你跟...Kate结婚了是么？ Wow! Are you still married to... Kate, was it?
是啊 说来话长 Yeah, long story.
你呢？ You?
我没跟Kate结婚 没有 I'm not married to Kate, no.
-那么 你在附近工作？ -算是吧 我出来走走来着 -So what, do you work round here? -Sort of, yeah, I move around a bit.
-什么样的工作？ -就是赚钱呗 -What sort of work? -Money.
果然没有出乎意料之外啊 Now why doesn't that surprise me?
是啊是啊 我出来走走 Yeah, yeah, I move it around.
-还保留着你的个性 我希望 -是啊 保留了一点 -Keeping some for yourself, I hope. -Yeah, just a bit, yeah.
啊 那还真不错 Well, good for you.
Joe 你看起来变老了 你成熟了 你懂的 You look bigger, Joe, you've filled out, you know.
是啊 我变胖了 你信不信 我曾经只有8磅7盎司重 Yeah, I've piled on the weight. I used to be eight pounds seven ounces,would you believe?
-哈 那挺好 -是啊 谢谢 -Well, it suits you. -Well, thank you.
你一直都是这么漂亮 真是的 You look as gorgeous as you always did, of course.
那 你到这儿干嘛来了？ So what are you doing down here?
哦 你懂的 工作神马的 Oh, you know, stuff.
那 要不一起去喝杯咖啡什么的...？ Well, do you want to get a coffee or something or...?
我现在得去参加一个会议 但是我的火车 I've got to go to a meeting right now, but my train doesn't
9点才走 要不晚一会儿一起喝杯酒吧？ leave until nine. How about a glass of wine later?
-伤了她的心 -Emma？ -Broke her heart. -Emma?
我保证 他是她一生的最爱 I swear, clean in two, he was the love of her life.
真难想象有人会这么对Emma I can't imagine anyone doing that to Emma.
伙计们 是我伤了谁的心？ Lads, some of the hearts I've broken, eh?
额 你是个帅的冒泡的男人 Eddie Well, you are a very attractive man, Eddie.
听着 曾经有这么一个女孩 Listen, I remember this one girl,
她那么爱我 却连电话都不敢打给我 she wanted me so much, she couldn't even call me.
就算我给她打电话 她也不敢接 Or answer the phone when I rang her,
她甚至紧张的舌头打结 我只好甩掉她了 she was too tongue tied to speak, I had to give her the old Spanish archer.
还有一个女孩 我们做爱的时候她总是状况外 And this other one who was so transported when we made love,
总是走神 心不在焉的 she went into a sort of trance.
要不是我了解她 我甚至都以为她睡着了 If you didn't know any better, you would say she'd fallen asleep, you know.
最后 只能跟她分手了 In the end, you've just got to get rid.
短期看 肯定会伤她们的心 但是这是为了她们好 It might hurt them in the short run, but ultimately it's for best,
因为这些人太容易...被骗了 你懂的 cos these people, you know, they're, em... deluded.
是啊 是啊 我知道有人确实是这样的 Yeah, yeah, I know someone just like that.
Emma到底怎么了？ So what happened with Emma?
他们是15岁的时候认识的 很快就如胶似漆 Well, they met when they were 15, they became inseparable.
我觉得他可能以为他们会结婚 I think she assumed they'd marry.
Emma？结婚？ Emma? Marriage?
告诉你哦 那时候的Emma跟现在的可完全不一样 I'm telling you, she was a completely different girl in those days.
我觉得他肯定对有点儿不知所措 I think he was a bit overwhelmed
后来他去了大学 俩人就分手了 and he ended it when he went off to college.
最后一次听说他 就是他娶了个护士 Last I heard, he married a nurse.
是啊 生活真美好 Yeah, life was good.
Ben就要去上托儿所了 Ben was about to start nursery,
我在一所棒极了的学校任职 又新买了房... I had a great job at a fantastic school,just bought our dream house...
然后 她就开始头疼 And then she started to get these headaches.
唯一幸运的是 一切都结束的很快 The only blessing is it was over so quickly.
哦 Joe 很抱歉 Oh, Joe, I'm so sorry.
总之 我花了半年的时间才恢复过来 Anyway, I took six months off to get my head straight.
到我回去工作的时候 By the time I went back to work,
我已经很久没有还贷 负债累累 I was way behind on the mortgage and in debt, so...
我最后只好在电视上看到的高利贷公司借钱 I ended up borrowing some money from this company I saw on the telly,
这个公司叫 为您服务 a company called Dosh 4 You.
为您服务公司借贷给那些 Dosh4You lend to
未偿清贷款的破产者 地方法院判刑的人 undischarged bankrupts, people with county court
连有犯罪记录的人也可以在这里贷款 judgements and people with criminal records.
不要犹豫 现在就拿起电话打给我们 So why don't you call Dosh4You now
进行一个免费无附加条件的咨询吧 for a free no-strings consultation?
给我们打电话或许是你最明智的选择 Calling Dosh4You now might just might be the smartest call you ever made,
不要再犹豫 打给为您服务公司吧 so call Dosh4You now.
我们是您永远的朋友！ And let's be friends!
所以我向他们借了3000 So I borrowed three grand from them and,
对 我本该看清楚下面的小字的 它写明了利率 yeah, I should have read the small print about the rates
如果你没有按时还款 要承担怎样的罚款 and the penalties if you miss a repayment,
但是我...我就这么相信了他们 but I just... I trusted them,I suppose.
你现在欠他们多少？ So how much do you owe?
31526英镑 31,526 pounds.
额 现在是27...28...29磅了！ And 27...28...29 pounds!
我来这里是来咨询一家债务咨询代理的 I came down here to meet a debt advice agency.
当然了 这些都是合法的 It's all completely legal, apparently,
因此 3天之内 他们就要收走我的房子了 so in three days' time, they'll take the house,
我和Ben就会无家可归了 and me and Ben will be homeless.
最后的利率高达4000% It works out at an interest rate of more than 4,000%.
我去啊 他们怎么能这么做 Well, can they do that?
是啊 我已经看了合同了 上边写的清清楚楚 Yeah, I had a look through the contract, it's all there,
虽然字很小 但是白纸黑字写的明明白白 Albeit in tiny black and white,
完全合法 但是...这是坑人啊 -谁是老板？ so it is legal, but... it's wrong. -And who owns it?
Georgina Althorp 我只是简单的在网上搜了一下 Georgina Althorp. I've only done a net search so far,
网上对她的评价可够低的 but she sounds like a real piece of work.
女儿的肾完全不行了 The daughter's kidneys failed completely,
她的母亲只能辞掉工作照顾她 so the mother had to give up work to look after her,
她父亲在一场车祸中瘸了 with the dad still crippled from the car crash, of course.
这些情况让他们还贷的期限往后推了一年 This took them a year behind on payments,
所以在6月份的时候我放弃了 so in June I waivered
收回抵押物的权利 然后 a right to repossess, and then...
上个月15号我又放弃了一次 Yeah, did so again on the 15th of last month.
现在 他们请求再拖延最后一次 They're now asking for one last extension
这样他们就可以在 so they can stay in their
自己的家中 陪小Emily走完最后的日子 home for the final few weeks of little Emily's life.
我能说什么呢？ What can I say?
这真是... It's simply...
太可怕了 你们要知道 这是我所 Appalling. You know, one of the most
听过的最绝望的个人案例了 desperate case histories I think I have ever heard.
难以置信 你怎么没有早点儿来跟我汇报 I can't believe you didn't come to see me before.
未经我允许就擅自进行了两次该死的贷款延期 And ask my permission before granting two frigging loan extensions!
是不是我听错了？！啊？今儿是慈善日么？ I mean, have I missed something here?! Eh? Is it Red Nose Day?
我们还要送佛送到西？！ Is Richard cocking Curtis about to walk in the door?!
这是做生意！ This is a business!
不是他妈的慈善机构！滚出去！马上！ It is not a charity! Evict! Now!
做了这种事 And when you've done that,
你就去打包你的东西 因为你被解雇了 go and get your P45, because you are fired.
很好...下一个？ Right... Who's next?
我觉得她获利的主要原因就是 I think she could benefit from knowing
她能知道签约的另一方最后的结局是怎样的 what it feels like to be on the other end of the deal for once.
-公司在哪儿？ -额 伯明翰 -Where's the company based? -Er, Birmingham.
-伯明翰？！ -是啊 咱们得过去一趟 -Birmingham?! -Yeah, we'd just go up there.
那是不是Joe Ryan住的地方？ Isn't that where he lives, Joe Ryan?
有什么关系吗？ What's that got to do with anything?
-省省吧 老姐！ -她可是个好目标啊 Sean -Come on, sis! -She's a great mark, Sean, end of.
我觉得Sean的意思是 这只是工作 是不？ I think all Sean is saying is this is work, isn't it?
没有私人感情原因？ Not some personal thing?
是啊 当然只是工作 Yes, of course it is work.
这个女人是贪婪的代名词 The woman is greed personified,
她是我们理想的目标！ she's the ideal mark!
剩下的就是我活儿了 The rest is my business.
我觉得Emma是对的 那女人是个不错的目标 I think Emma's right, the woman is a good mark.
是啊 同意 Yeah, I agree.
如果没有人提出异议的话 So unless anyone has any further objections,
我们就有了一个新目标了 we have ourselves a new mark.
我们需要一个留守的 Mickey 一个协调人...就在这里 Now, we need a base man, Mickey, you know, a co-ordinator...down here.
-必须得有 -我来坐镇这里好了 -Of course we do. -And I'd really like to be that man.
我有那种技术 也有那种目标... I have a certain skill, a certain focus...
还有某种与桑当公园的亲近性 And a certain proximity to Sandown Park.
好的 Albert 你就在家坐镇 OK, Albert, you're our base man.
我还需要你帮忙查一下法律形势 I'd also like you to check out the legal situation,
高利贷之类的法律什么的 the laws governing loan sharking, usury, money lending.
Sean 你去查她的底 出身 人际交往 Sean, personal history, where she's from, past
对她来说重要的人什么的 你懂的 relationships, significant others, you know the score.
Emma 你去查她的职业经历 Emma, professional history,
她是怎么混到现在这个职位的 how she got to where she is now.
Ash 你去查她工作之外的 Ash, interests outside the company,
兴趣爱好 娱乐活动之类的东西 hobbies, diversions, other businesses.
我去查公司的底 I'll do the company itself.
请出示您的车票 Tickets, please.
快来帮帮这些无家可归的人吧！ Come on, help the homeless!
帮帮无家可归的人 Help the homeless.
哦 找工作去吧你！ Oh, get a job!
下午好 我要一间房 Good afternoon. I need a room, please.
-哦...该死！ -我来帮您 先生 -Oh...bugger! -Let me help you, sir.
哦 好的 谢谢你 Oh, yeah, thanks very much,
你真是太好了 You're very kind.
哦 我得买了新箱子了 你看 这个箱子 Oh, I need to get a new one of these things, you know, this one
的锁好像坏了 looks like the lock's gone.
-确实啊 先生 -太好了 真是太感谢了 -Not a problem, sir. -Cheers, thank you very much.
哦 说到哪儿了？啊 对了 Now, where were we? Oh, yes,
我要一间房 单人房就行 我叫Smith David Smith I need a room, single will do, and the name's Smith, David Smith.
好的 Smith先生 我们看看... Of course, Mr Smith, let's just see...
我们现在有不少单人房 但是我不确定能不能卖... We've got plenty of singles, but I doubt very much we're going to sell it now -
我给您开一个套房吧 单人房的价格 I'll give you our suite for the price of a single.
你觉得怎么样? How's that sound?
小伙子 你叫什么名字? What's your name, young man?
William 我叫William Philpott Well, it's William, William Philpott, that's
后缀两个“T” Smith先生 如有任何容我效劳的地方... two Ts, and if there's anything else I can do... Mr Smith
Birmingham? Birmingham?
Birmingham Birmingham.
你去过? You've been?
街尾有辆大巴专跑Birmingham There was a bus at the end of our road went there.
但从来都是有去无回 Never came back but it went there
跟我的感觉一样 My feelings entirely.
你介意回避下么? 我有个简会 Do you mind? I've got a briefing.
不介意 No.
谢谢 Thank you.
噢! 我不记得我们点了... Oh! I don't think we ordered...
Smith先生 这是为您和您的客人准备的 完全免费 On the house, Mr Smith, for you and your guests.
多谢了 William 真的是非常感谢啊 Oh, thanks very much, William, that's much appreciated.
慢用 Enjoy.
噢 我爱死自己了! Oh, I love me!
-Albert 抱歉有些耽搁 -嗨 别在意 -Sorry about the delay, Albert. -Hi, not to worry.
那么开始吧... Sean Right then... Sean.
好的 我们的目标 Gail Latter生在Solihull一个破旧的郊区 OK. Our mark was born Gail Latter in a run down suburb of Solihull
是Horace Latter和Doris Latter的女儿 The daughter of Horace and Doris
她曾在当地的一所学校接受教育 Latter, she was educated at the local comp
但不久之后便离开了那里 but left as soon as she could.
父母双亡 Parents now dead,
因为家庭争端 她并未参加她父母的葬礼 and she didn't attend either funeral following a family dispute.
她曾为她父母购置了一处房产 Apparently she bought their council house for them...
却又将他们扫地出门! Then evicted them!
随后在1996年根据个人意愿将自己的名字改为Georgina Althorp She changed her name by deed poll to Georgina Althorp in 1996.
她做起了双层玻璃买卖 She started selling double glazing,
然后是装双层玻璃房子的买卖 then the properties the double glazing was in,
接着是做起了房子贷款买卖 最后就是各种放贷 then the mortgages that bought the properties and then any kind of loan.
1998年 她夜校毕业并且取得了律师资格 She trained at night school to be a lawyer and qualified in '98.
在这之后 大约三年前 And then, less than three years ago,
在经济开始不景气时 一手创办了Dosh4You she opened Dosh4You at the start of the recession.
在那些身无分文 借贷无门的人身上 投资放贷 And it has positively thrived in that market selling loans to skint people who can't get loans
生意一直稳赚不赔 红红火火 anywhere else because, well,
因为借贷者根本无力偿还 because they can't afford to.
先生 我想如果您看一下您的合同 您一定会发现 I think you'll find if you take a look at your contract, sir, that it
这是有担保的抵押贷款 is a secured loan
因此我们有权收回您的车 and we do have the right to repossess your car.
因为抵押贷款 For secured loans,
是以房子 车子等任何本身价值高于贷款的物品 against a house, or a car, anything worth
作为抵押为前提 一旦无力偿还 more than the original loan,
他们将残酷的收回抵押物 and they're ruthless.
每天一封信 不停的打电话 上门催债 Daily letters, hourly phone calls, home visits
直到他们被称为“讨债终结者” until ultimately what they call Debt Resolution Advisors.
我们已经无处可去了 我求求你了 Please, we have no-where to go, I'm begging you.
不关我们的事 甜心 谁让你签了合同呢 对不住了 Not our problem, sweetheart, you signed the contract, sorry.
别这样 求你了! No, please!
已经有很多受害人通过法律途径反对他们 There have been a number of court cases against them, attempts to
试图证明这家公司苛刻的利率违反法律 have their punitive interest rates ruled illegal,
但没人打赢官司 but no-one has won.
显然他们的所作所为是 Clearly what they do is
不正义的 不公平且不道德的 unjust, unfair, immoral.
可法律拿他们没有办法 But it is all within the letter of the law.
她喜欢市场上的波动 用的是Standings of Mayfair经纪行 OK, she likes a flutter on the markets she uses Standings of Mayfair.
主要购买英国国债以及蓝筹股 Buys mainly gilt and blue chip
在一些房产和公司也有小笔投资 but also has a bit in some property
拥有Dawlish and Co精品私人银行的一部分股份 companies and a chunk in a boutique private bank Dawlish and Co.
Audley Hall高尔夫俱乐部会员 连续5年申请加入特伦狩猎会 Member of the Audley Hall golf club and has applied five years in a row to join the Troon Hunt.
好的 这个受教不高 将自己名字改为Althorp的女人 OK. What does she want, this comp-educated woman
她想要的是什么呢? who changes her name to Althorp?
什么才是她觊觎的? What does she really want?
成为名流 To be someone else.
正解 我们就以此为饵 Exactly. And that's our bait.
我们就给她最最渴望的东西... 地位 We have to offer her the thing she most clearly craves... Class.
我家老头说了 地位是买不来的 My old man said you can never buy class.
是的 买不来 但可以出售 No, you can't. But you can sell it.
至少所代表它的东西是可以买卖的 Or at least a representation of it.
什么样的代表? What representation?
最高等的 头衔 The very best. A title.
我们会将一个头衔极其名下的房产一同卖给她 We are going to sell her a title and we're going to sell her the property that comes with it.
一座城堡 A castle.
Victor Lustig伯爵 Count Victor Lustig.
-埃菲尔铁塔骗局 -我们卖给她不属于我们的建筑 -The Eiffel tower con. -We sell her a building we don't own.
濠景酒店今年已经被我们卖了多少回了? How many times have we sold The Ritz hotel this year?
多到不像话啊 More times than was polite.
-那么我们从何入手? -从头开始 -So where shall we start? -At the very beginning.
先让她信服 With a convincer.
好的... OK...
特伦狩猎会 Troon Hunt.
“邀请您共进午餐 狩猎会会长 "Invite you to a luncheon, master of the hunt.
(猎号声) HUNTING HORN SOUNDS
进行最终决选 "Final selection process.
Fotherleigh 城堡” Fotherleigh Castle."
Sarah 我要去血拼 Sarah, I'm going shopping.
Backdoor 你是会长 Backdoor, you're the Master.
East End Arthur 你是猎狗督监 East End Arthur, you're the Kennelsman.
Rodney Jessop Pilchard和Dibble... Rodney, Jessop, Pilchard and Dibble...
你们是处于替补名单上的当地商人 You're the local businessmen on the waiting list.
4号平台 12点整 Platform 4, twelve o'clock,
享受过程 玩的开心点 要微笑 祝好运 出发 enjoy yourselves, have a good time, smile and good luck. Let's go.
鹫庋?伙计们 就这么走了 啊? Oh, come on fellas, one for the road, eh?
-不搞点外带啊? -抱歉 Eddie 赶时间 -How about some takeaways? -Sorry, Eddie, got to rush.
仆人们的出入口 Servants entrance,
祈祷室的... chapel and this...
这把是通往大厅的 Is to the grand hall.
-多少钱? -一千块 不然你以为它凭什么叫大厅啊? -How much? -A grand. Why else do you think it's called the grand hall?
你百分之百肯定它能空出来? And you're definitely 100% sure it's empty?
只在周四 周五 周六对外开放 It's only open to the public Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays.
好的 成交了 Then, you're on.
不是 是在冰箱旁 No, it's by the fridge...
Emma! Emma!
Joe Joe.
没想到我来? Surprise?
-打包的时候发现一个装扮游戏的盒子 是吧 Ben? -你好 -Found an old dressing up box as we were packing, didn't we, Ben? -Hello.
他有点害羞 He's a bit shy.
他真可爱 He's gorgeous.
不要以为我平时也穿成这样... You can't think I would normally wear an outfit like this...
粉色让我看起来如此的娘 Pink completely washes me out.
噢 Joe 我不知道你怎么还能如此乐观 Oh, Joe, I don't know how you manage to stay so cheerful.
必须乐观啊 我有的选吗? Got to,haven't I?
小大人也经历了很多了 Little man's been through enough already,
不需要他老爸整天无精打采 自怨自哀的 doesn't need his dad moping around feeling sorry for himself.
什么风把你吹来的? So what you doing up here?
我到莱切斯特拜访一些老朋友 Oh, I was visiting some old friends in Leicester
我想正好可以绕个道过来看看 and I thought I'd make a little detour.
很高兴你来了 Well, I'm really glad you did.
-什么时候搬? -周四 6点钟 -So when's it happening? -Thursday, six o'clock.
-你已经想尽办法了吧 -只要是合法的法子 都试过 -And you've explored every single other option. -Everything legal,yeah.
非要得光明正大的吗? And it would have to be completely above board?
是啊 我是说我绝不... Yeah, I mean I could never...
我不会做什么投机取巧的事情 I'd never do anything dodgy,
如果你是那意思的话 if that's what you mean.
这个嘛 取决于你怎么定义投机取巧了 不是吗? Well, I guess that depends on what you call dodgy, doesn't it?
我是个父亲 Em 还是个老师 I'm a dad, Em, and a teacher.
这两个角色都责任重大 And both those jobs come with some serious responsibilities.
恐怕我必须得光明磊落 言行一致 I've gotta play this one with a straight bat I'm afraid.
抱歉听起来有点自夸的嫌疑 I'm sorry if that sounds pompous.
完全没有啊 这倒是令人耳目一新 It doesn't at all, it's refreshing actually.
你把玻璃杯都收起来了? So did you pack your glasses?
恩 我把铅水晶酒杯收起来了 Yeah, I've packed away the lead crystal.
两个印着辛普森头像的瓷杯能凑合吗? Could you do two Simpsons mugs though?
Bagsy Marge Bagsy Marge.
你没事儿吧? You OK?
很好 干嘛问? Yeah, why?
也没什么 就是看上去有点沉默 You just seem a bit quiet, that's all.
自从你遇到了这个人就一直这样 And you have been ever since you ran into this guy.
-好吧 Mickey... -嗯 -Right, Mickey... -Mmm.
你质疑过我们干的这一行吗? Do you ever question what we do?
质疑? Question it?
哪一个方面? In what way?
我的意思是 你有没有想过 Well, I mean, do you ever ask yourself
万一我们做的是错的呢? if what we do is wrong?
也许我小时候刚开始干这一行时有过那么一次 Maybe once when I was starting out when I was a kid.
但是 呃...我是个大人了 Em 我知道这个世界的法则 But, er... I'm a grown up, Em. I know how the world works.
不能欺骗无辜善良的人 记得吗? You can't con an innocent man, remember?
-记得 -但是? -Yeah. -But?
几天前我遇到了上学时在一起的这个男的 A couple of days ago I met this man I went to school with,
他现在是个老师 还有个年幼的儿子 who's a teacher himself now and he's got a little boy of his own.
在谈到我以什么为生的时候 我撒谎了 But when what I did for a living came up I lied.
我撒谎是因为我有一种久违的感觉 And I lied because I felt something I haven't felt in years.
我感到羞愧 I felt shame.
他们在Bridewell建了个核电站 And they build Bridewell C nuclear power station
而当地人还以为是个惠民工程 and the locals thought it was an improvement.
房子弄的破旧不堪 穷的叫人难以忍受 You've got slum housing, you've got grinding poverty,
到处都是浓烟滚滚的工厂 you've got factories everywhere belching out smoke...
嘿 Albert 他们可不是毫无依据的称那是“黑区” Hey, Albert, they don't call it the Black Country for nothing you know.
好的 该我们登场了 All right we're on.
早上好 Rupert Worthesely Wethesley 狩猎会的秘书 Good morning, Rupert Worthesely Wethesley, hunt secretary.
Georgina Althorp 未来的会员 Georgina Althorp, prospective member.
当然 Althorp女士 见到您荣幸之至 Of course, Ms Althorp. How charming to finally meet you.
彼此彼此 Rupert And you, Rupert.
你要是愿意的话 请随我来 我想向你引荐几个人 If you'd like to follow me. I'll take you through you can meet the chaps.
-好极了 -外套保管好 -从很远的地方过来的? -That would be lovely. -Coat. -Did you have to travel far?
不 不 从城里来的 No, no, just from town.
Standings of Mayfair 'Standings of Mayfair.'
你好 能帮我接... Oh, hello, can I speak to...
Lucy Greening吗? Lucy Greening, please?
-帮您接了 -谢谢 -'Putting you through.' -Thank you.
-你好 我是Lucy Greening -你好Greening女士 我想寻求你的帮助 -'Hello, Lucy Greening.' -Oh, hello there, Ms Greening, I wonder if you can help me.
我打算挪动我的证券投资 一位朋友推荐了你 I'm looking to move my share portfolio, and a friend recommended you.
是这样的 我们有很多途径可以帮助你... 'Well, there's lots of ways we can help you with your banking...
比如增长最大化 分化你的投资 'For maximum growth, split your portfolios.'
增长最大化 分化投资 分化你的... 投... For maximum growth, split your portfolios. Split your... portfo...
投资... -增长最大化 分化你的投资 portfolios... -'For maximum growth, split your portfolios.'
不要接 Em 就... 会影响你的工作的 Don't answer it, Em, just... This is not good for you.
你有工作要做 你是团队的一份子 团队都指望你... You've work to do, you are part of a team relying on you...
我擦! Bollocks!
嗨 Joe 你好吗? Hello, Joe, how are you doing?
不要过虑 有很多人跟我们是一条船上的 If it makes you feel better there are plenty of other people here in the same boat.
务必认识一下Fotherleigh勋爵 Ah, now you must meet Lord Fotherleigh,
我们聚会的地方就是他的城堡 it is his castle we're trashing after all.
Johnny 我想介绍个人给你认识 Johnny, I wonder if I might introduce someone to you.
-John Dawlish -Georgina Althorp -John Dawlish, -Georgina Althorp.
是Altrup 亲爱的 我们不发那个... It's Altrup' ducky, we don't pronounce the...
-也许我们可以这么发音 -John Dawlish? -Oh, well maybe we do. -John Dawlish?
正是在下 Yes.
-是Dawlish and Co的Dawlish? -是的 -天呐 -Of Dawlish and Co? -Yes. -Oh, wow!
真是太巧了 你知道吗 我在你的公司有部分股份 What a coincidence. You see, I've got shares in your company.
事实上 你可以说 在生意上 我们是一条战线上的 In fact, you could say we're in the same line of business.
真是这样? 你确实让我很惊讶 Are we really, you do surprise me.
当然 你掌管一家银行... Well, yeah, you run a bank...
而我经营Dosh4You And I run Dosh4You.
噢 说的好啊 真是太搞笑了 Oh, that's very good, that really is very funny.
你瞧 我并没看出来你是如此有幽默感的人 You see, I didn't have you down as a woman with a sense of humour
但那确实很搞笑 but that is amusing.
天啊 那些个籍籍无名的小公司太烦人了 God, aren't they just awful those grubby little outfits.
不过就算有个dosh for you 我也不奇怪 It wouldn't surprise me if there was a "dosh for you".
Urgh! 一想到它就想作呕 Urgh! Brings me out in hives just thinking about it.
不管怎样 见到你很高兴 Anyway, perfectly charming to meet you.
不是告诉过你 What have I ruddy told you
不要带这些个乱七八糟的阿猫阿狗来见我 about letting the working classes near me.
-阁下 我... -闭嘴 丫个笨蛋 准备车 我要去俱乐部 -Sir I... -Oh, be quiet you dullard and get the car. I'm going to the club.
刚才的事 我非常抱歉 我想肯定是工作上的问题 I'm terribly sorry about that, I think he's having a few work issues.
可恶的是 他在选举委员会有一席之地 Damn nuisance is he's on the selection committee.
听着 我知道 我们在你公司的账户已经被冻结 Look, I know our account with your company has been frozen,
但是如果现在你给我辆车 but if you can let me have a car right now
我保证明天一早你就会拿到一张支票 I promise I will make sure you get a cheque first thing tomorrow morning.
不是 我老板开走了他的车 把我留下了... No, it's just my boss has taken his car and he's left me...
别 不要挂我电话 No, don't put me on hold.
要搭个顺风车回城吗? Do you need a lift back to town?
噢 你真是及时雨啊 Oh, you'd be saving my life.
用力拧一下这儿 把水拧干 Give it a good squeeze in here. Get the water off.
做的漂亮 不是吗? 洗的很干净 That's a good one, isn't it? That's good cleaning, isn't it?
-干嘛这么看我? -没什么 没什么啊 -What? -Nothing, nothing.
我一直觉得你可以做个好父亲 I just always thought you'd make a great dad.
噢 我只是故意吸引你的注意力的 Oh, I'm just trying to impress you.
是啊 是啊 平时都把他关在地窖里 对吧? Oh, right, right - usually locked in the cellar, is he?
可不 只能靠着干面包和残渣冷饭过日子 Yeah, lives off dry bread and leftovers.
现实生活中我就是个恶魔 I'm a monster in real life.
是啊 我时常想 Yeah, I often think about
要是我们当初在一起了不知道会发生什么 what would have happened if you and I had stayed together.
恩 我也总这么想 Yeah, me too.
那就是你想要的 不是吗? 真正的家庭 That was all you wanted back then, wasn't it? A proper family.
-恩哼 -但是我们太年轻了 Em 自己还都是孩子呢 -Mm-hm. -But we were too young, Em, just kids ourselves really.
可现在不是了 嗯? Not now though, eh?
听着 晚点为什么不到我那去呢? Listen, why don't you come round to mine later?
来点装在纸盘子上的意大利肉酱面... 不好吗? Spag bol on a paper plate... What's not to like?
也许你有其他的事情 Or maybe you've got other commitments.
没有 我没有其他...噢 糟了... No. I've got no other...Oh, crap...
交代的事情 我得走了 Other commitments. I've got to go.
7点怎么样? How about seven?
-好啊 就7点 -好的 说定了 -Yeah, seven's fine. -Yeah, all right.
帮我跟Ben到个别 好吗? Can you say bye to Ben for me, yeah?
谢谢让我搭车 Thanks for this,
之前的事情我非常抱歉 那真是... and I'm really sorry about earlier, that was...
就他这样的为人处事 How does he manage to run a successful business
说话尖酸刻薄也能做成大生意? when he treats people like that?
-怎么? -没什么 我就是...没什么 -What? -Nothing. I was... Nothing.
呃 到这里就行了 Um, just here's fine.
再次感谢你 Thank you very much, once again.
不如这样 好事做到底 So come on then, one good deed and all.
什么? I'm sorry?
他们是不是有资金困难? 如果我持有股份的话... Are they having money worries, Dawlish? If I had shares say...
我该抛出还是买进? Would I buy or would I sell?
得了吧 你又不欠他什么 不是吗? Come on, what do you owe him, eh?
抛了 就今天 最好是现在 有多少抛多少 Sell. Like today, like right now. Sell the bloody lot.
如果你想找个新的财务总监 And if you're ever looking for a new financial director.
好的 送我到办公室 Right, get me back to my office.
我要手机跟通讯录 I need my phone and a rolodex.
你好 Dosh4You Hello, Dosh4You.
你好 Dosh4You 有什么能够效劳的? Hello, Dosh4You, how can I help?
(电话响了) PHONE BUZZES
她到底去哪了? Where the hell is she?
-Lucy Greening -你好 Lucy 我是Georgina Althorp -Lucy Greening. -Oh, hi, Lucy, it's Georgina Althorp here.
我想知道你有没有听到关于Dawlish and Co任何风声? I was wondering have you heard any whispers about Dawlish and Co?
哎呀 知道吗 真是奇怪 Well, you know, that's odd,
你是今天第二个打来问的 you're the second person to ask me that today.
是吗 他们担心什么呢? Really, why were the other people worried?
他们听说了流动资金不足的传言 They'd heard a vague rumour about some liquidity problems.
是吗? 果然 Did they? Right.
-他们现在的交易额是多少? -稍等... -What are they trading at now? -Hang on...
98 你付93 98, you paid 93.
抛了 全部抛了 Sell 'em, sell the lot.
-什么...现在? -是的 就现在 我手上有十万吗? -What...now? -Yes. Now. What've I got a hundred grand's worth?
是的 马上好 好的 等一下 Yeah, just over. OK, one second.
搞定了 OK, that's done.
好 回头打给你 Right, I'll call you later.
对不起 我在单向道上迷路了 你们相信吗? Sorry. I got lost in the one way system would you believe it?
没关系 我们把网站上线 吊她上钩 No problem. Let's get the website online and reel her in.
我了个++ Bloody hell.
-Tommy Pinion -你好 Pinion先生 我是Georgina Althorp -Tommy Pinion. -Hello, Mr Pinion, it's Georgina Althorp here.
噢 你好 我能不能回头打给你 Oh, hi. Is there any chance I could call you back?
现在接电话不太方便 It's just it's not a very good time.
我就是想感谢你 给了我消息 I just wanted to say thank you for the tip,
让我挽回了四万五的损失 you just saved me 45 grand.
应该的 看来你行动的很及时啊 Oh, hey, my pleasure,looks like you got out just in time.
是吗？ 情况比我们知道的更糟糕 Really?It's way worse than even we knew.
我们试图避免减价出售他所有的资产 We're trying to avoid a fire sale of all his assets.
他所有的资产？ All his assets?
法不传六耳 我想他会一无所有的 Between you and me, I think he's going to lose everything.
城堡啦 生意啦 还有他的好名声 都会失去 Yeah, the castle, the business, not to mention his good name.
那 我今晚请你吃饭吧 Look, I'd like to buy you dinner tonight.
你太客气了 不过今天不是很巧 That's, that's very kind of you, but it's not really good timing.
我这有个工作机会 想和你谈谈 I've got a job opportunity that I'd like to discuss with you.
晚上七点半在Gilroys怎么样 How about Gilroys, 7.30pm?
到时见 I'll see you there.
搞定 And we're on.
只要你学会了这招 再没人能抓住你了 Once you learn this no-one will ever grab you again.
继续 打脸这 往上打 好 Go on, go on face, up there. Right.
那 你还会去见Joe吗？ So, are you going to go and see Joe again?
嗯 我会的 Yeah, I am. Is this 'a thing' then?
我真是不知道到底怎么样了 I honestly don't know where it's going.
但是你的事 跟他说了吗？ But your share, you're giving it to him?
我想说 可是我真的不知道他会不会接受 I want to, but I actually don't think he'll take it.
那他说不了吗？ 没有 Oh, did he say he wouldn't? No, not exactly.
你还没告诉他吧？ You haven't told him, have you?
你要怎么做？ What you do?
我想告诉他 我也会告诉他的 I wanted to, and I will.
Emma 你应该告诉他的 他得知道你是谁 Emma, you have to tell him. If it's serious, he has to know who you are.
好... Sure...
如果我真是那人的话 If that is who I am.
嗨 你好吗 我是Eddie Hey, how you doing, it's Eddie.
Barman Eddie Barman Eddie.
利物浦的Barman Eddie Barman Eddie from Liverpool.
利物浦的Barman Eddie Barman Eddie from Liverpool, what - about 5'7", dark...
听着 我跟你结过两年婚 Rita Listen, I was married to you for two years, Rita.
对对 就是那个Eddie 对 Yeah, yeah that Eddie, yeah.
我在想... 唔... Anyway, listen, I was just wondering cos, erm...
我开了新酒吧 我在想... I run this new bar now and I was wondering
你愿不愿意什么时候过来看看...喂？ if you fancy popping over... Hello?
喂？ Hello?
肯定是在火车上之类的地方 信号断了 Must be on a train or something cos the reception went.
是 Right.
Albert 要是花一天时间去那看看那帮人怎么样？ Hey, how about just a day trip up there, Albert, just to see the gang?
就像你说的 Eddie 这儿是伯明翰 Like you said, Eddie, this is Birmingham...
没有很好的宾馆和饭店 No decent hotels or restaurants.
我都不能保证它们都有电 I'm not entirely sure they even have electricity.
嗨 Hey.
嗨 还好吗？ Hey. Hi, all right?
天呐 Joe 你没必要这么大费周章的 Oh, my goodness, Joe, you didn't have to go to all this trouble.
我还真得这么做 Dosh4you掐了我的电 Yeah, I did. Dosh4You cut off the electric.
-晚上好 Althorp小姐 - Pinnion先生 请坐 Good evening, Ms Althorp. Mr Pinnion, sit down.
-喝香槟？ - 好 谢谢 Champagne? Oh, yes, thanks.
给你 Here you go.
很好 干杯 Lovely. Cheers.
干杯 Cheers.
你看... You see...
这 这... The, the...
-事实上... 不 以我的专业...- 我把这些端走 In fact... No, in my professional...I'll just take these.
好好 可以 我的专业意见 我作为一名 Yeah, yeah sure. In my professional opinion, as a fellow
英国皇家特许会计师公会的成员 作为一名RCSC of the Royal Society of Chartered Accountants, and as an RCSC...
一名...一名IFA 一名ASAP 一名IOU（我欠你谐音） And a... And a IFA and an ASAP and an IOU...
他 他完了 He's, he's buggered.
他 他公司 债务比资产多 He is, cos the company, right, has way more debts than it's got assets.
他就像... “哇哇” And he's all, like... "Wah, wah,"
他完全破产了 He's completely borassic, as well.
他肯定还有可以卖的东西吧？ He must have some things he could sell?
都卖掉了 他所有的东西 Already sold 'em, all he's got left
剩下的 只有他的头衔 is that title
还有那个难看不知道叫什么名字的城堡 and then that stupid bloomin' whatsisface castle.
-他干嘛不把那些也卖了? -有什么用? Why doesn't he sell those?What's the point?
要是他卖了 银行会拿这些钱 If he did the banks would simply take all the money he made
去还给他的客户 and use it to pay off his creditors.
如果他能卖了城堡自己留下那笔钱 他会卖掉的 If he could sell the castle and keep the money he would,
但是他不能 所以他... but he can't so he's f...
抱歉 Sorry.
我觉得我吃了个坏牡蛎 Oh, I think I had a bad oyster.
我觉得有点怪怪的 I feel a bit odd.
噢 对不起 Oh, I'm sorry.
Joe你明天晚上过来打算干什么？ What are you going to do, Joe, come tomorrow night?
我们会没事的 Oh, we'll be OK.
我可以跟爸妈待一阵 I can stay with mum and dad for a bit,
等到有了钱我们再租一处房子 till we get some money together for a rental.
然后呢？ The rest?
剩下的都只是浮云 浮云 In the end it's just stuff, Em, it's just stuff.
这些不是能让你真正感到快乐的东西 你知道的 It's not anything that'll really make you happy, you know?
真的快乐来自家庭 Real happiness comes from family,
在你爱的人身边 from being around the ones you love.
嗯 Yeah.
我知道我只见了你两次 And I know I've only just met you again,
我也知道这发展的太快了 and I know this is ridiculously fast,
但是我只是想让你知道 我多想让你留下来 but I just want you to know I'd so love you to stay.
你是说今天晚上吗？ You mean tonight?
我是说 永远 I mean for good.
无论最后我们所处何方 Wherever we end up,
永远和我们在一起 stay with us for good.
太抱歉了 看来这真是个坏牡蛎 Sorry about that, looks like it was a bad one.
你要清醒 赶紧清醒 You need to sober up and you need to sober up fast.
打电话叫你老板 告诉他我有个主意 Ring your boss, tell him I've had an idea,
这主意可以让他挣一大笔能私吞的钱 a way he can earn some serious money he can keep.
他要是有兴趣 明天早上九点整跟我见面 If he's interested, he'll meet me tomorrow morning at nine sharp.
清楚了？ Got it?
嗯 知道了 Yeah, got it.
现在就打 告诉我 Ring him now. Let me know.
Ash 她上钩了 Ash, she bit.
我不确定我能应付这个 I'm not sure I can do this.
这个局还是所有的局？ This con or any con?
现在... Right now...
我很困惑 I'm pretty confused.
你休息几天 好好想想吧 Why don't you take a few days off, think things through?
- 那工作怎么办？- 我们会搞定 What about the job? We'll manage.
在我决定前 别告诉Sean Please don't say anything to Sean until I'm certain.
我会告诉他你身体不大好 已经回伦敦了 I'll say that you're not feeling well, you've gone back to London.
谢谢 Thank you.
听着 别人不去做我们做的事 You know, just because other people don't do what we do,
-并不是说这就是错的 -是的 我知道 it doesn't mean it's wrong. Yeah, I know.
这只能说明他们没有勇气 It just means they haven't got the nerve.
相信我 如果他们觉得他们能成功的话 Trust me, if they thought they could get away with it,
每个人都会像我们这么做的 everyone would do what we do.
是...我不确定这到底是不是我想要的 Yes... I'm not sure this is what I want any more.
这是不是依旧让我快乐 If it can still make me happy.
不舒服? A bug?
是 她觉得24小时就差不多能好 Yeah, 24-hour-thing she reckons.
如果是我想的那个不舒服的话 Mickey If it's the bug I think it is, Mickey,
那已经远远不止24小时 it lasts a lot longer than 24 hours.
抱歉 我应该告诉你的 但是她让我什么也别说 I'm sorry, I would have told you, but she asked me not to say anything.
她情况有多糟？ How bad's she got it?
我觉得很糟 她幻想着拥有一个田园式的小家庭 Bad, I think. She has this fantasy idea of an idyllic little family...
篱笆 葡萄酒和玫瑰 Picket fence, wine and roses.
我觉得她喜欢的是这些 而不是那小子 And I think she's falling for that more than the bloke.
- 那告诉她这些 - 不 Ash 我不能告诉她 So tell her then. No, I can't tell her, Ash.
她必须自己做决定 Whatever decision she makes has got to be her own.
是的 但是我们不想失去她 Mickey 我们需要她 我们爱她 Yeah, but we don't want to lose her, Mickey, we need her, we love her.
- 更别说Sean会有什么反应了 -是 我知道 Not to mention how Sean would react.Yeah, I know.
我去诚心地跟这人谈一下 How about I go and have a chat with the guy, heart to heart,
想办法知道他是怎么想的? try and understand where he's coming from?
要是那不管用 我就扇他一巴掌 And if that doesn't work, I could give him a slap.
保存火力 等这局结束了再说 Let's just hold fire till this con's finished.
我们得让Sean相信她生病了的事 We need to sell the illness idea to Sean,
他到今天结束之前都不能分散精力 he has to stay focused till the end of the day.
-知道了 - 行动 Yeah, got it. We're on.
Althorp小姐 Ms Althorp.
老头 一杯香槟 再来个果酱饼 Glass of fizz and a pop tart when you're ready there, granddad. Right.
咱们就别拐弯抹角了 Let's not beat about the bush.
- 你完了 - 你说什么！- 闭嘴 You are in the shit.I beg your pardon! Shut up
听着 and listen.
你完了 我是来帮你的 You are in the shit and I'm going to help you out.
我想买你的城堡 我出50万 I want to buy your castle and I am prepared to offer you ￡500,000 for it.
五十万?! Half a million?!
这城堡至少值这四倍的价钱 四倍多! It's easily worth four times that, more!
我没看出来你是个这么有幽默感的人 I didn't have you down as a man with a sense of humour...
对你 它不值那么多钱 Not to you it ain't.
对你来说 它一文不值 To you it is worth squat diddly,
因为马上银行就过来收走一切 cos pretty soon the bank is going to come along and take the lot.
地球上这么多人 我干嘛卖给渺小的像果酱饼的你？ Why on earth would I sell it to a common little tart like you then?
因为我准备用现金买 Because I'm going to buy it cash.
我们写个合同 用个象征性的价格 So we write up a contract for a nominal sum,
一磅吧 写在纸上就是你要卖给我的 say a pound, and on paper that's what you sell it to me for.
我们说它就是个钱坑 年久失修 我算是帮你个忙 We say it's a money pit, falling down, I'm doing you a favour.
但私下 我给你五十万英镑现金 But privately, I give you 500,000 pounds cash.
没人需要知道这笔现金 尤其是你的那些债权人 Cash no-one need know about, specifically your creditors.
不不 这完全是非法的 No, no, that, that's completely illegal.
绝对不会 这份合同将会滴水不漏 Absolutely not, the contract will be watertight.
它是在法律的名义下的 It may be within the letter of the law,
但它绝对违反精神 而且我… but it's definitely against the spirit and I... Oh, please!
合同就是合同 要么合法 要么就不是合同 A contract is a contract - it's either legal or it isn't.
但他的那些债权人怎么办？ But what about his creditors?
他欠现金的那些小公司怎么办？ What about the small businesses he owes cash to,
那些借给他钱的朋友们 他们怎么办？ the friends who've lent him money? What about them?
只有傻子才会让自己辛苦挣来的钱从指间溜走 Only a moron lets his hard-earned cash slip through their fingers.
他们该自食其果 They deserve everything that they get.
还有件事 Oh, one more thing.
如果你想做这笔交易 If you choose to take the deal...
我要那个头衔 ..I want the title.
叫做Fotherleigh夫人 To be Lady Fotherleigh.
绝对不行 不 Absolutely not. No.
头衔是我所有仅剩的了 The title, that would be all that I had left. Yeah.
而这正是我想要的 And that is exactly why I want it.
拜托了 Please...
Georgina 我求你了 那头衔 I beg you, Georgina. The title.
否则我这普通的小女人转身就走 Or this common little tart walks.
我们必须得在今晚开放结束前交易完成 We'd absolutely have to exchange and complete by close of play today,
行政人员会巡逻的 the administrators are circling.
你能及时拟好房产契约转让书吗？ Can you draw up the deeds of transference in time?
只要你能把合同搞定 If you can get the contracts sorted.
好 我会自己完成 中午之前给你一份拷贝 Oh, yeah, I'll do them myself, have a copy with you by midday.
相信我 会滴水不漏的 And trust me, they will be watertight.
那就成交了 Then it's a deal.
好 好 Well, well, well.
原来你并不像你看起来那么蠢 Turns out you're not as stupid as you look.
哦 什么时候参观验收 Oh, what time for the viewing?
什么？ I'm sorry?
参观 验收城堡 The viewing. Of the castle.
但 你已经看过了啊 But... Um, you've already seen it.
开什么玩笑 难怪你的生意完蛋了 Bloody hell, no wonder your business has gone tits up!
我当时在一个酒会 只是仓促地看了一眼 I was at a drinks party, I had a cursory look around.
我想要正式看看 检查一下有没有地方潮了 I want to view it properly, check that there's no damp,
或者塌陷 窗户是不是漏风 no subsidence, that the windows aren't too drafty.
这是一座有五百年历史的城堡 It's a 500-year-old-castle.
我下午4点会带着钱到那里 I'll be there at 4.00pm with the money.
你也要在那儿 否则交易取消 You'll be there too. Or the deal's off.
那是不应该发生的事 Now that wasn't supposed to happen.
想听好消息还是坏消息？ OK, do you want the good news or the bad news?
坏消息 他们晚上7点才关门 The bad news. They don't shut till 7.00pm.
好消息呢？如果我们买一张6个月的通行证 What's the good news? If we buy a six month pass
我们就有个免费的Whippy先生 we get a free Mr Whippy.
难道我们完全没办法拖延？ There's absolutely no way we can delay?
没有 如果她从股票经纪人那里拿到报表 No, or she gets her statement from her stockbroker
我们就完了 and we're finished.
那么说我们彻底完蛋了 We're bollocksed then.
这里超过100人了吧 There's got to be more than 100 people here.
我们不可能在下午4点赶走他们 There's no way to get rid of them all by 4.00pm.
更别说Emma病了 我们少了一个人 And not to mention with Emma sick we're a man down.
就像他说的 我们彻底完蛋了 Like he said - we're bollocksed.
除非… Unless...
我就说我们会没事的 好啊 I told you we'd be fine. Yeah, right.
Althorp女士 Ms Althorp.
我们又见了 Not for much longer.
你带钱了吗？你带房产契约了吗？ You have the money? You have the deeds?
我们已经签了合同 那让我们来看看城堡 好吗？ And we've signed our contracts. Then let's have a look see, shall we?
跟我来 不 我要他带路 Follow me. No... I want him to do it.
你英国史怎么样？ How's your English history?
要看多久以前的事情了 Depends how far you go back.
你知道多久以前的事情？ How far back can you go?
我能记得早饭吃的是什么 I can remember what I had for breakfast.
除了那个 我就有点困难了 Beyond that I'm struggling a bit.
我们会没事的 我会准备好的 Nah, we'll be fine, I'll busk it.
我们来到了城堡最古老的部分 And so we come to the oldest part of the castle,
建于15世纪之交 built at the turn of the 15th century.
抬头看 我们会看到一个典型的例子 And if we look up, we can see a typical example
一个飞起的背摔式天花板 of a flying buttocked ceiling.
沿着长廊走 Moving on to the long gallery
这里的传奇是William Wallace Simpson where legend has it that William Wallace Simpson fought
为了赢得Marion小姐的芳心 与Richard de Gere打仗 with Richard de Gere for the heart of Lady Marion...
忠诚者 ..The Faithful.
非常抱歉打断一下 I'm really sorry to interrupt,
我刚收到办公室的短信 but I've just had a text from the office.
接收者们在那里 准备要冻结你的账户 The receivers are there and trying to freeze your accounts.
好 那我们开始吧 Right, let's do it then.
钥匙 Keys.
请 Please.
钱 请 Money, please.
五十万英镑 Half a million.
你差钱了 差了一磅 You're short, a quid short.
当然 不好意思 Of course... Sorry.
现在你这平民赶紧从我的城堡里滚开 Now piss off out of my castle, you pleb.
我们做到了吗？ Did we get it?
告诉你会成功的吧 LAUGHS Told you it would work.
是啊 Mickey 你竟然之前还担心 Yeah, I can't believe you ever worried, Mickey.
这是个经典 当你想到的时候 就一定管用 When you think about it, it had to work - it's a classic.
除非… Unless...
除非我们试试看用世界末日？ Unless we try Doomsday?
Chemical Ollie和Monty John快乐地过着日子 Well, Chemical Ollie lives up that way and Monty John,
他们都欠我一个人情 and they both owe me a favour,
我可以现在就打电话给他们 yeah, I'll call them right away.
我相信他们能组个队 I'm sure they can pull a team together.
我想我们应该往这边 I think we should move this way.
紧急事件 紧急事件 This is an emergency. This is an emergency.
即刻撤离 即刻撤离 Evacuate immediately, evacuate immediately.
上公交车 撤离 Evacuate and make your way to the bus.
立即从这里撤离 Evacuate area immediately.
Bridewell C 辐射泄漏 Radiation leak at Bridewell C.
回到伦敦 在Eddie酒吧喝几杯？ Right, back to London, a few beers at Eddie's?
当然 但我们还有些收尾的事情要做 Definitely. But we have a few loose ends to tie up first.
我们得转移它 And we need to move it.
是我 你在哪儿？我丈夫和我 It's me, where are you? My husband and I...
我丈夫和我 Fotherleigh夫人 My husband and I, Lady Fotherleigh.
我就知道有些不太对劲 I knew something funny was going on.
你究竟在我们的城堡里干什么？ What the hell are you doing in our castle?
你的城堡？ Your castle?!
到底是你在我的城堡里面干什么？ What the bloody hell are you doing in my castle?
这个大厅保留了所有祖传的画作 This is the great hall with all the ancestral paintings.
你的城堡？ Your castle?
看看这个？ What about this?
这城堡归Stately文化遗产所有 This castle is owned by Stately Heritage.
不 No.
不 No!
叫警察 我要警察现在就到 Call the police, I want the police here now!
警察？ The police?
是 还有我应该怎么对这些等着见你的先生说? Yes! Right, and what shall I tell the gentlemen here for your meeting?
你?! 你! You?! You!
你! You!
我的钱呢? Where's my money?
那些该死的钱呢？Georgina 冷静 冷静 Where is my bloody money?! Whoa, Georgina, calm down, calm down.
你会拿回你的钱的 什么？ You'll get your money back. You what?
是啊 之前是开个小玩笑 我们只是为了证明一点 Yeah, it was a bit of fun... A joke, We were just proving a point.
当然 我们会把钱还给你 真的吗？ Of course we'll give you your money back. You are?
显然啊 Yeah, obviously.
你不能从别人那里拿了钱 又不给他们任何东西 You can't go round taking money from people and giving them nothing in return.
不不 你不能 No, no, you can't.
因为那会很奇怪 更别说是完全不道德的了 是啊 Cos that would be absurd, not to mention completely immoral. Yeah.
我们要退给你你在城堡上花费的每一分钱 We're going to give you back every penny you spent on that castle.
实际上 现在就退 In fact... Here it is right now.
一磅 1 pound?!
我给了你五十万啊 I gave you 500 frigging grand!!!!
不不 你没有 No, no, you didn't.
全白纸黑字这里写着呢 看到了吧 一磅 It's all here in black and white. See, 1 pound.
如果你想 你可以叫警察来 So you can call the police if you wish,
但合同就是合同 要么合法 要么就不是合同 but a contract is a contract, it's either legal or it isn't.
但那… But that's... That...
你诈了我 You have tricked me.
你诈骗了我 这不公平 You have conned me, and that is not fair!
哥们 你们听到什么啦？有点… Guys, can you hear something? Yeah, a sort of...
飕的一声 是哦 有点像一种傻瓜的飕的一声 whinging sound. Yeah, sort of a whinging fool sort of sound?
完全就是 一种傻瓜的飕的一声 Yeah, that's exactly what it is, a whinging fool kind of sound.
就像你说的 Like you said,
只有傻子才会让自己辛苦挣来的钱从指间溜走 only a moron lets hard-earned cash slip between their fingers.
你该自食其果 You deserve everything you get.
继续 他们怎么说 Yeah, go on, so what did they say?
当一只猪开始唱歌 When the pig started to sing...
继续 对每个人都是一个大惊喜 Yeah, go on then. ..It was a big surprise to everyone.
那我是谁 苏格兰人？ So what am I, Scotch mist?
你感觉好点吗？ Hey! Are you feeling better?
好多了 好啊 Yeah. A lot, actually, yeah. Good.
我听说你不舒服 When I heard you weren't well,
我做了些特制的鸡汤给你 I made some of my special chicken soup for you.
你回来太好了 宝贝 谢谢 Albert Good to have you back, babe. Thanks, Albert.
你错过好戏了 You missed a beaut, Ems.
坐下来 我告诉你所有的事 Sit down and I'll tell you all about it.
我要听每个细节 I want to hear every little detail.
大概因为那里的水 显然 喝了不安全 It was probably the water up there, not safe to drink, apparently.
你的男生怎么样？ So? How was your bug?
他不错 He was good.
他很好 但是最终 He was very good. But in the end...
还是不够好 Not quite good enough.
我们准备好了 别大惊小怪 开始了 Right, we're ready. No fuss, here you go.
Ryan先生 先保管这些钥匙 Hold on to your keys for now, Mr Ryan.
有好消息告诉你 Got a bit of good news for you.
Mickey 你为什么这么做？ Why would you do this, Mickey?
因为我知道自己被打败的时候 Because I know when I'm beat.
如果让他生活好 能够让你快乐 那么 If making his life easier is what makes you happy, then...
他们觉得可以？ And are they OK with it?
是啊 他们拿了钱 Yeah, well, they get their money...
他们何乐不为？ Why wouldn't they be?
Emma 你觉得呢？ What do you think, Emma?
一个利率错误？ An interest rate mistake?
显然他们刚在伦敦大败一场 Apparently they just lost some big case in London
在他们算的利率上 on how they calculate their interest. Wow.
总之 结果是我已经付了的利息 Anyway, bottom line is the interest I've already paid
超过了我付的房贷 has more than paid off the loan.
事实上 他们欠我钱了 In fact, they owed me money.
天啊 1580英镑 No way. 1,580 pounds!
Ben 你的玩具搬出来了 Ben, your toys are out!
Joe… Emma 都会好起来的 Oh, Joe... And, Em, it gets better.
当他给我现金的时候 他肯定还糊涂着 When he gave me the cash, he must have got confused in his head.
你说的什么意思？ What do you mean?
那白痴给了我1850英镑 而不是1580英镑 The idiot gave me 1,850 pounds instead of 1,580 pounds.
足足多给了270英镑 Gave me 270 pounds too much.
但你告诉了他 而且把钱还给他了？ But you told him, yeah? You gave it back to him?
那是现金 他们之后怎么证明多给了？ It was cash, how are they ever going to prove that?
不是这个问题 Joe 不是吗？ That's not the point, Joe. Isn't it?
那是什么问题？问题是… What is the point then? The point is...
你不是你说的那种人 That's not who you said you were.
很奇怪 当你遇到一个人 You know it's odd when you meet someone
他看世界的方式和你的完全不一样 who seems to see the world in a completely different way to you.
就让你质疑你的所有 And it just makes you question everything you are.
尤其是你渴望他 Particularly if you fancy the pants off him.
是的 而且 Yes, and also if
你觉得他们有你一直想得到的东西 you think they have something you've always wanted.
但你是对的 But you were right.
我通常都是 I usually am.
他们和我们没有区别 He's no different from us,
这也完全没有错 and this...this so isn't wrong.
这家是我目前所有需要的 This is all the family I need right now.
这就是我 This is who I am.
那欢迎回来 Emma Then welcome back, Em.
谢谢你 谢什么？ And thank you. For what?
谢谢让我看到这一切 Showing me.
额外的270磅？你必须装得像是出了错 明白吗？ And the extra 270 pounds? You have to make it look like a mistake, OK?
像一个失误 Like a mistake.
我懂你的 Mickey Stone Oh, I know you Mickey Stone.
我真的希望他没拿那钱 I was actually hoping he wouldn't take it.
是哦 好 不 是真的 Oh, yeah, right. No, really.
我不相信你 I don't believe you.
回来太好了 Yep, it is good to be back.
哇 Woo! SHE LAUGHS
干杯 大家干杯 Cheers, everybody. Cheers!