Wendell赌场打开天窗做生意 Wendell Casino is a straight casino.
过去是 将来也一直都会是 Always has been, always will be.
1855年我们在密西西比河贝尔号汽轮上 When we opened our first casino
开第一家场子的时候 on the Mississippi Belle steamer in 1855,
老千充斥在赌博业 the gaming industry was crooked.
场子里泛滥着讼棍 骗子 Rooms were overrun with shysters, conmen,
这些混迹于夜间的寄生虫 vermin of the night.
肃清赌场 文明赌风就成了我们的的使命 It became our mission to straighten things out.
我的曾曾祖父 Pastor RG Wendell My great great grandfather, Pastor RG Wendell,
以及他的兄弟 Claiborne镇警长Donnie DF Wendell and his brother, Claiborne County Sheriff Donnie DF Wendell,
就在那儿亲手整顿了第一个赌场 fitted that there first casino with thine own hand.
他们雇佣谨慎的荷官 用的是普通的牌和桌子 They filled it with scrupulous dealers, straight cards, straight tables.
上帝为证 他们犀利的眼神好似猎鹰 And by God, they watched over it like hawks.
告诉你吧 Let me tell you,
他们可不会容忍任何人出老千 they did not stand for cheating.
他们抓到的第一个骗子是Charlie Stroller The first thief they caught was Charlie Stroller.
-没事儿吧 兵哥? -没事 -Everything OK there, soldier? - Yeah.
25刀押单 25 across the orphans.
对一个兵哥来说 这可是不小的一笔赌注啊 That's a mighty wager for an infantryman.
我一直在存钱 I've been saving.
看起来不够数啊 Not quite enough, it would seem.
只有21刀 不是25刀 That's 21, not 25.
- 这种下流的伎俩也想得出 -我明明拿的是25刀 - A dirty stack. - I put 25 down.
-你们都看见的 -可是你放晚了 - Y'all saw me. - You put down late.
他们盯着赌桌呢 可我们看见了 They were watching the table. We saw you.
先生 我赌品好得很 可没有出千 Sir, I'm straight. I ain't no cheat.
总有些小鬼时不时的考验我们的耐性 The devil tempts us all from time to time.
赌局继续吧 Play the game again.
-不能让这骗子再坏了赌局了 -嗨 放开我! - This cheat won't spoil the game no more. - Hey, get off me!
你们要带我去哪? Where are you taking me?
告诉你 我没出千! I ain't no cheat, I tell you!
一个半世纪过去了 A century and a half on, to celebrate this,
为了庆祝我们在英国的第一家赌场开业 the opening of our first British casino,
我们举办了一个展览 向世人讲述 we have created an exhibition telling the remarkable story
第一家赌场里的传奇故事 of that first casino
并陈列出在Wendell赌场出老千的人的照片 and the forging of the Wendell mantra.
赌品不好的人 也不会上路子 "If it ain't straight, it ain't right."
在这里 游客可以看到骗子的换牌手法 Here visitors can see for themselves the tricks of the grifter's trade.
以及我们Wendell家族的人是如何打垮他们的 And how we Wendell boys busted them.
诸如换牌 Tricks like card changing.
违规加码 以小充大之类的伎俩 Top hatting. And dirty stacking.
这些把戏不仅仅抢了赌场的钱 These tricks not only rob us,
也同样让普通人蒙受损失 they rob ordinary folks, too.
正因为如此 我的祖先对他们穷追不舍 That's why my ancestors went after them then.
而这也是如今我同样投身于此的原因 And why I go after them now.
我对这些人渣恨之入骨 I loathe these scum.
这些二货 自以为是个角儿 These snakes, they think they're characters.
能给我们平淡的生活平添色彩 可惜他们不是 They think they add colour to our drab lives. They do not.
行骗是一种疾病 而我 就是那治病猛药 Grifting is a sickness, friends, and I am the hard cure.
我不单单抓骗子 I don't just catch cheats.
我还要让他们万劫不复 I break 'em.
叫他们永远不能再行骗! I end their goddamn careers!
他想引我们入局 He's fishing for us to play.
我知道! I know!
不过首先我想让他把那天杀的照片撤下来 First I want him to take that damn photograph down.
好的 那我们就先礼后兵 OK, let's give him a chance to do it the easy way.
他不会的 他跟他祖先一样是个懦夫 He won't. He's as gutless as his ancestors.
先生们 有什么能效劳的? What can I do for you, gentlemen?
我们是北亚特兰大联邦银行的 I could tell you we're from the North Atlantic Federal Bank
想帮人从这个不怎么样的国家的眼皮底下 looking to shelter some cash
暗中交易些钱 这样会有高利率回报 from a none too pleasant country. Great rate of return.
或者我们可以跟你说 Or we could tell you about
有家公司下个礼拜想要拆股控制股价 a company that's going to double its shares next week.
但说什么都没意义了 不是吗? But there's no point trying, is there?
因为你已经知道我们是谁了 Because you already know who we are.
Albert Stroller 维加斯之谜 Albert Stroller. The Vegas Enigma.
Mickey Bricks Mickey Bricks.
我们称你希格斯玻色子(一种存在却不被发现的粒子) We call you the Higgs boson.
一直在那里 却从未被发现 You're there, but we never see you.
不过 现在你如愿了 Well, now you do.
引我们出来的方式很聪明 Smart way of flushing us out.
因为我了解你们的心思 I know your heart.
即使知道你的同行在这条路上失手 Even though you see your brethren dead on a hook,
你还认为别人做不到的事情 你可以做到 you think you'll be the one to survive where all have failed before.
-我们不是来给你下套子的 -你确定? - We're not here to rope you. - You sure?
我们是为照片而来的 We're here for that.
当然是 Course.
你的曾曾祖父 Your great grand-pappy.
根本不是Wendell家族人的对手 No match for the Wendell boys.
告诉你 我没有出千! I ain't no cheat, I tell you!
Wendell先生 我的家族的人行得正 做得直 My family was a straight family, Mr Wendell.
Charlie Stroller偶尔会小赌一把 但他绝不会是骗子 Charlie Stroller liked to gamble once in a while, but he was not a cheat.
后人都会把死者往好处想 不是吗? People like to think the best of the dead, don't they?
我想确实如此 I guess they do, yes.
那么 Stroller先生 你是怎么知道 他就不是个骗子呢? And how do you know, Mr Stroller, that he ain't a cheat?
我祖母告诉我的 My grandmother told me.
这个故事说明什么? Well, what does that tell us?
说明了你的祖母也是一个该死的 肮脏的骗子 That tells us your grandmother was a damn filthy liar, too.
听着 只要你把照片取下来 我们就立刻离开 Look, all you have to do is take down the photo and we'll be gone.
看看 这么多年了 看上去还是一副欠扁的骗子样 Look at that. Still crooked after all these years.
我想你打算扩大你的收藏量 I see you're looking to expand your collection.
这件东西不错 This is a handsome piece.
艺术之作 我昨天在仓库发现的 Work of art. I saw it yesterday at the warehouse.
难道你不觉得放在这里很应景吗? Don't you think it'll be real pretty right here?
那又怎么样? 有特别之处? So what? Is it special?
你还真说对了 那就是原版的温氏轮盘 You know damn well it is. That there is the original Wendell wheel.
也就是让他的曾曾祖父蒙羞的那个轮盘 That is the wheel that his great grand-pappy met his shame on.
可谓是Wendell家族的标志 It is the very symbol of the Wendell way.
你买了之后 Once you've bought it,
不如我们玩一局? why don't we play it?
你说什么? What did you say?
我和你单挑 就像过去我们的祖先那样 You and me. Just like our forebears back in the old-timey days.
真是个撩人的提议 Now, that is a tantalising notion.
是的 Wendell PK Stroller 第二回合 Yeah, Wendell versus Stroller. The rematch.
那将会是很特别的 不是吗? That would be special, wouldn't it?
-赌注是什么? -绅士的名誉 - Stakes? - Gentleman's honour.
你也没什么名誉可言 你准备兑换多少钱? You don't have any honour to give up. How much to break you?
我押上多少钱才能让你把那幅照片取下来? How much would I have to win to make you take that photograph down?
Stroller先生 你得押上你银行的所有财产 You'd have to break the bank, Mr Stroller,
才能让我把照片取下来 to make me take it down.
好的 OK.
-那不太可能吧 -我会竭尽所能 - 不惜一切代价 - - That'd be impossible. - I'm going to do everything I can - everything -
让你把照片取下来 to make you take it down.
那么押上你和你的团队 怎么样? Then how about I take you and your crew?
Stroller先生 如果你输了 If you lose, Mr Stroller,
你就栽在我手上了 你们全部的人都是 you end up on my wall, all of you.
你知道那意味着什么 And you know what that means.
拍卖会在周六早上 The auction is Saturday morning.
轮盘会在当天晚上的开业典礼上准备好 The wheel will be here Saturday night for the opening.
那么一言为定了? Do we have us a game?
我们期待与你的对决 We look forward to playing you.
彼此彼此 And vice versa.
-好吧 我胆怯了 -他简直就是刘谦 - OK, I'm scared. - He is one dark soul.
-他这是赤果果的挑衅 -你不说话没人当你哑巴 Eddie - He's offering you out. - Do feel free to chip in, Eddie.
在我老家 如果有人挑衅你 Where I come from, if someone offers you out,
要么你被他们打倒 要么你打倒他们 you either face them down or batter them.
-或者跑路到伦敦 比如你 -但中心思想是一样的 - Or run away to London, in your case. - But the principle's the same.
我明白Wendell憎恨骗子 但我隐隐感觉到 So I get that Wendell hates grifters, but I'm getting
这事儿没有这么简单 -对 the feeling there's something else going on here. - There is.
这是复仇之战 Revenge.
兵哥Charlie Stroller的故事 The soldier story. Charlie Stroller.
-我懂了 -我不懂 - I get it. - I don't.
-我也不懂 -Charlie Stroller是谁? 是你们的亲属吗? Eh Ash? - Me, either. - Who's Charlie Stroller, then? Is he a relative? Eh, Ash?
是什么故事嘛? 快点讲啊 Mickey 我特爱听你讲故事 What's the story? Come on, Mickey, I love your stories.
不如我们回公寓把这事收尾吧? Shall we finish this back at the penthouse?
他最近黏人黏的厉害 He's been a bit clingy lately.
我感觉他现在一点"距离美"都没有 I feel he's losing his professional distance.
那就走吧 反正我神马都不在乎 Go, then. I don't care.
反正也不需要你们在这添堵闹心 Don't need you here, anyway.
正好我在扩展我的客户群 I'm expanding my client base.
看上去的确如此啊 Ed It looks like it, Ed.
他们会光顾的 They'll come.
我把这些广告发在有格调的地方 艺术长廊啊 I'm putting these up in classy places. Art galleries,
图书馆啊 一些文艺青年们经常会去的场所 libraries, proper places where decent paying people go.
在我告诉你整个故事之前 There's something I should let you know
有件事必须要让你知道 before I fill you in on the full story.
Wendell已经知道了我们的底细 Wendell already knows who we are.
这次我不是为了钱 I'm not in this for money.
此事事关我家族的名誉 It's about my family's honour.
-所以你们即使现在退出我也很理解 -退出? - That's why I'm giving you all the chance to opt out with no judgement made. - Opt out?
大伙儿 请听我说 Please, people, listen to me.
Marcus毁人不倦 让他们永不翻身 Marcus breaks people. He wipes them out.
-把他们的相片挂在墙上? -那仅仅是个开始而已 - By sticking photos of them on the wall? - That's just the start.
Marcus不让警察参与进来 Marcus doesn't call the police.
他把照片散布到赌场 各种金融机构 高级俱乐部 He circulates the photos to casinos, banking institutions, gentlemen's clubs.
所有我们可以行事的场所 All of our natural homes around the world.
被Wendell搞臭以后 就永无翻身之日 You don't come back after being busted by Wendell.
他喜欢往自己脸上贴金 他只对骗子心狠手辣 He likes to make out that he's honourable, that he just ruins grifters.
-这一手漂亮 -什么? 只不过是个意外! - Nice try. - What?! It was an accident!
先生 我想说Mary... 'Sir, I am calling about Mary...'
你们学校的员工 who I believe works at your school.
你知不知道她是个卑鄙无耻的骗子? 'Did you know that she was a cheat and a thief?'
我们得讲明白 Let's be clear.
如果Albert在赌桌上输了 If Albert loses on that table,
就回不了头了 there's no going back.
我们的职业生涯以及我们的团队就完了 It'll be over for us as grifters and as a team.
所以我想让你们做个选择 去度个假 And that's why I want you to have a choice. Go on a vacation.
在海滩上玩上一周 Take a week on a beach.
泡个温泉 爬爬山什么的 Go to a spa. Go hill walking.
-费用算我的 -爬山? - On me. - Hill walking?
哦 我简直为爬山而生啊 Oh, I live to hill walk, me.
-看样子 没什么人感兴趣 -跟你说了他们没兴趣的 - Well, no-one seems interested. - I told you they wouldn't.
你把我们当成什么人了? What do you take us for?
在这种情形下 Well, on this occasion,
我看你们就是一帮有勇无谋的匹夫 I take you for very foolhardy people.
我不在乎这个Marcus有多犀利 I don't care how good this Marcus is.
Albert才是这个世界上最牛逼的赌神 Albert is the best casino con man in the world.
他会让那家伙哭爹喊娘 他会让那家伙满地找牙 He'll beat him hands down, he'll beat him easily.
-这儿加点筹码 那里以小充大 -不会的 - Bit of top hatting here, bit of past posting there. - No.
Marcus跟我们旗鼓相当 Marcus is our equal.
这个人从来没有在他自己的赌桌上被人击败 This man has never, ever been beaten on his own tables.
他知道书中的所有赌术伎俩 He knows every trick in the book.
千王之王也栽在他手里过 The best of the best have all fallen before him.
任何细微的手部动作 掉包 No, any slight of hand, any switch,
任何Albert做出的试图获胜的动作 都逃不过Marcus的眼睛 any move that Albert makes to win on that table, Marcus will see.
而且如果他发觉了 我们就玩完了 And if he sees it, we end up you know where.
那么我们如何打败他? 他对我们知根知底 So how do we beat him? He knows us.
他知道我们会有所动作 他连何时何地都知道 He knows we're going to try something. He knows where, he knows when.
可除了那些个琐事 我们不还是好好的嘛 But apart from those little niggles, we're laughing.
问题是 从如此显而易见的困难中 The thing is, these apparent difficulties
我们也了解了不少关于Marcus的情况 tell us an awful lot about Marcus.
-是的 他是个控制狂 -对极了 - Yeah, they tell us he's a control freak. - Exactly.
他讲话时故作姿态的样子 他华而不实的展览 The staging of his big speech. The bombast of his exhibition.
那些照片 The photos.
以及用他的小游戏把我们一网打尽的意图 And trying to rope us all into his little game.
-向我们展示了另外的特点 -虚荣 - That shows us another trait. - Vanity.
-自负 -自负从哪里来的呢? 根由是什么呢? - Arrogance. - And where does that come from? What's at the root of it all?
自卑感 Inferiority.
好了 这就是我们的突破口 Now, this is stuff we can work with.
他是密西西比贝尔号上意气风发的人的第五代传人 He's five generations from the glory days of the Mississippi Belle.
他是个生意人 He's a company man.
他一直生活在他的祖先的阴影之下 A suit. He's lived his entire life in the shadow of his ancestors
所以他是个苦逼 and he's bitter.
他的祖先是赌场的缔造者 They were the founders.
他们是有着传奇故事的英雄 The heroes with the great stories.
而现在他也想让他的传奇故事在子孙中传扬 And now he wants a legend to tell the grandchildren.
孩子 我有没有告诉你 Son, have I ever told you
我是如何单枪匹马绊倒英伦五盗的? the tale of the time I brought down the London Five?
我们已经上钩了 所以他已经有了故事的开头 We've taken the bait. So he has his beginning.
爷爷来到伦敦 Grandpa came to London
在那里 他引出了两个大骗子 where he flushed out two very crooked men.
他们自以为比我聪明 但是Wendell家的人技高一筹 They thought they could outsmart me, but the Wendells are made of smarter stuff.
我们成全他的故事发展好了 We'll let him have the middle.
那绝对是我成就过的美妙事情 It was a wonderful thing that I achieved
而故事就发生在 and it all happened
一个灿烂夺目的 on a splendid thing
称之为轮盘的东西上 called a roulette wheel.
但是结局绝不会像他所期望的那样 But the ending isn't going to be quite what he hoped for.
密西西比贝尔号在1860年随着一场 The Mississippi Belle went down in 1860,
由锅炉爆炸引起的大火沉没在海底 following a boiler fire.
木质的轮船很容易引起火灾 They were common on the wooden steamers.
沉船打捞队几年前找到了船的残骸 A salvage team located the wreck a couple of years ago
并且把里面的物品打捞了上来 and have been pulling things up ever since.
这个美丽的小东西是最后复原的 This little beauty was the last thing recovered.
不好意思 不能照相 Sorry. No photography.
-你能把那个关了吗? -什么? -请别照相 - Can you turn that off? - Sorry? - Please, no photographs.
-噢 再一张就好 -拜托了 -谢谢 - Oh, just one more. - No, please. - Thank you.
打扰下 从这里能获得很大收益吗? Excuse me. Has there been much interest?
利润丰厚啊 这是Wendell兄弟制造的第一个轮盘 A huge amount. This was the first wheel manufactured by the Wendell brothers.
他们制造出了全美最公道 最平衡的轮盘 They constructed the straightest, most balanced wheels in America.
在一群不老实的人玩的非法游戏中 In an era of crooked men and crooked games,
-它确立了公开公正公平的原则 - 转起来还很漂亮 -this set the benchmark in fair play. - And she still sails beautifully.
这玩意儿太给力了 对吧? Isn't that a wonderful thing?
-Ash 对 这里一切进展顺利 -太好了 Mick 该我们了 -Ash. Yeah, we're all good here. -Cheers, Mick. We're on.
Emma正把照片发过来 现在 记得别惹Clive Emma's sending the photos now. Now, don't wind Clive up.
他还在为那事儿生气呢? He's not still cheesed off about that, is he?
- 他有点儿敏感 他是个睚眦必报的人 -淡定 - He's sensitive. - He's a grudge bearer. - Just be nice.
我们要做这个 但得搞点小花样 We need this. But bent.
北美红杉 Sequoia sempervirens.
海岸红杉 这木材可不好弄 Coastal redwood. That's hard to pick up.
还得是在泥水中泡过150年的 那就更不好弄了 Even harder to get some that's been under mud and water for 150 years.
少废话 需要多少钱?多久能做好? How much and how long?
三周 5000英镑 Three weeks. Five grand.
不 不 不 我们赶时间 No, no, no, we need it earlier than that.
拍卖会是周六早上 The auction's Saturday morning.
呃 如果我不分昼夜赶工的话 最早周日 Well, if I work night and day, maybe Sunday.
我说了 周六早上 I said Saturday morning.
-不可能 -怎么才可能? -10000英镑就可能 -成交 -That's impossible. -How impossible? -Ten grand impossible. -Done.
成交 但我要全额预付 别给我假钞啊 All right, but I want the money up front. And no forged money.
你不知道多少人想拿这一招骗我 You've no idea how many times people try that on.
-又来了 -他们觉得这很讽刺 是吧 Sean? -Here he goes. -They think it's ironic, don't they, Sean?
付给职业伪造大师假钞 Give a forger forged money.
-这不是讽刺 这太TM讨厌了 -才20英镑 -It's not ironic. It's bloody annoying. -It was 20 pounds.
我只是想试试你能不能一眼就看出来 I just thought it would be amusing to see
这挺好玩儿的 if you could spot it.
-当然 我TM一眼就看出来了 -嘿 八婆 淡定 -Of course I'll bloody spot it! - Come on, girls, play nice.
周六早上见 See you Saturday morning.
Clive搞定了 Clive's on.
我们现在要做的是让Marcus买下可以作弊的轮盘 All we need to do now is get Marcus to buy the rigged table
而不是那个真的 instead of the real one.
只要他买下了 Once he has that,
Albert跟他单挑就能把他打个落花流水了 Albert can play him and take him apart.
无需出千 绝对零风险 No slight of hand, no risk required.
赢得轻松又漂亮 Beautifully simple.
我们是在这里就换掉轮盘 Are we going to swap the table here
还是在送往拍卖会场的路上动手? or en route to the auction house?
我们的轮盘得等到周六早上才能到位 Our table won't be ready until Saturday morning.
所以没时间狸猫换太子 So there's no time to do a swap.
那怎么能让Marcus买下我们的作弊轮盘呢? How's Marcus going to end up with the bent wheel?
嗯 如果轮盘是伪造的 那就再伪造一个拍卖会 Well, if we have a fake wheel it's only right we should have a fake auction.
-大干一场? -大干一场 -嗯 -Big store? -Big store. -Mmm.
-好啊 Eddie - 还好吧 Eddie? -Hi, Eddie. -All right, Eddie?
Mickey? 喂 你不能把这个烂摊子都丢给我 对吧? Mickey? Hey, you couldn't sort this lot out for me, could you?
他们一直取笑我 我还听不太懂 They're taking the piss out of me in ways that I don't quite understand.
Tammy 你一定要到这里来看看 Gorky在一张传单上发现的 Tammy, you have got to come down here! Gorky found it on a flyer.
这可是我们玩过的最棒的潜水了 It is the coolest dive we've ever been to.
呃 这就是你说的高档货? Well, you wanted to go upmarket.
对啊 高级货里也有蠢货 Yeah, there's upmarket and then there's tossers.
-许愿望要谨慎啊 -谢谢提醒! -Careful what you wish for. -Thanks for that
嗨 伙计 你要来点什么喝的吗? Hey, pal, are you having a drink or what?
苦艾酒和香槟调制的鸡尾酒 Absinthe champagne cocktails all round.
我不卖苦艾酒 那个喝多了会瞎的 I don't sell absinthe. It makes you go blind.
这里不卖苦艾酒 Tammy! He doesn't sell absinthe, Tammy!
知道了! I know!
天啦 OMG.
嗯 大干一场 Right. Big store.
-怎么做? -周六似乎时间有点紧 但我们应该搞得定 -How's it looking? -It's a bit of a stretch for Saturday, but we'll be all right.
我怎么做? What can I do?
你想办法上他的车 You need to get into his car.
不过得兜个大圈子 引他入局 But go indirectly. Let him play for it.
这是他所设想的故事 所以先让他得意会 It's the middle of his story. So let him enjoy it.
我负责找好场地 组织群众演员 布置妥当 I'll source the venue, round up the extras and get the fitters in.
Sean 你负责把该弄来的东西都弄来 Sean, you need to get everything in here.
-Clive会协助你 -Clive? -Clive will help you. -Clive?
Clive不行 你们知道他讨厌我的 Not Clive. You know he hates me.
专业点儿 你搞得定 You're a professional. Rise above it.
那你们俩呢? How about you two?
我和Albert负责搞定赌资 That leaves Albert and I to get the stake money together.
我自己搞定赌资 I'm putting down the whole stake myself.
-50000英镑耶 -呃 我还攒了点退休金 -It's 50 grand. -Well, I've got a little retirement fund.
不行 Albert 我们不能让你牺牲这么大 No, Albert, we're not going to let you do that.
这是Wendell家跟Stroller家的恩怨 This is Wendell money against Stroller money
必须用两家的钱来解决 就这么定了 and that's the way it's got to be. Case closed.
我还有我们定做的轮盘 我不会输的 I've also got a rigged wheel. So I can't lose.
好吧 稍后见 All right. See you later.
拜 Bye.
乡村生活的摄影记者下周就来 The photographers from Country Life are due next week.
这对你的家庭来说 可是个好机会啊 Charles This could be a great opportunity for your family, Charles.
这里有点空旷啊 法警整天都盯着? Little sparse, isn't it? Had the bailiffs around?
别这么担心 亲爱的 Don't look so worried, dear.
把钥匙给我 我的伙计们会还你一个奇迹的 You give me the keys, I'll have my fairies work some miracles.
或者我们拍点照片 写篇专访 主题就是Smythe-Frances家族 Or we could photograph this and do an article on how the Smythe-Frances family
近年来是如何由盛到衰的 has fallen from grace in recent years.
甚至买不起家具 Can't even afford furniture.
Harry 我是Ash 你随时都可以过来 伙计 Harry, it's Ash. Whenever you're ready, mate.
嗯 再往那边挪点儿 Oi! Move over there.
朝那边儿 Over that way.
私人珍藏原木板? Original pirate's plank?
这儿可没啥对我有用的东西 There's nothing I can use here.
你做的东西得精确哈 This stuff's got to be bang on.
我告诉过你好东西都在院子里 I told you all the good stuff's out in the yard.
我说过我不会去那儿 脏死了 I told you I'm not going out there. It's filthy
还到处是老鼠 你自己决定想不想要真东西吧 and there's rats out there. Well, either you want the authentic stuff or you don't.
你很享受折腾我嘛 根本是在报复 You enjoy making me suffer. This is a vendetta.
冤冤相报何时了啊? Why can't you just let it go?
-好啊 Emma -你认识我 我却从未见过你 -Hello, Emma. -You know me, but I've never met you.
我了解你 你们每一个人 这是我的工作 I know of you. I know of y'all. That's my job.
哼 很多人都觉得自己了解我 Well, a lot of people know OF me.
你爸爸怎么样 还没找到? How's your father? Still absent?
我有很多资料 警方的档案 私家侦探的档案 I have files. Police files, private detective files,
我知道你做过的事 以及你可能做过的事 cons you've pulled, cons you're suspected of pulling.
我知道你喜欢什么 不喜欢什么 I know your likes, your dislikes,
还很了解你的个人风格 I know your individual styles.
我得保护自己以免中了你的圈套 是吧? I have to protect myself from you, you see?
-你想看看我的档案么? -不 谢谢 -You want to see my files? - No, thanks.
我知道自己是谁 I know who I am.
一个完全不知道深浅的黄毛丫头 A little girl who's out of her depth.
-从你的两次无语中我看得出 你在挣扎 -什么? -Your two silences have showed me already that you're floundering. -What?
我知道你懂的 You heard me.
你可能有点低估我们了 You might be ever so slightly underestimating us.
那就让我看看 你能做什么 Let's see. Show me what you got.
呃 如果你知道我要干嘛 当然没用了啊 Well, it doesn't work if you know I'm coming.
我本来还以为你挺有品的 I thought you had more class than that.
恼羞成怒 虚张声势 Petulant bravado.
得把这一点加到缺点栏里 Be adding that to my list of flaws.
到目前为止 你得到什么了吗?虚荣? What else have you got so far? Vanity?
-虚荣 -傲慢 -傲慢 -Vanity. -Arrogance. -Arrogance.
-还混杂着自卑感 -自卑感 -Inferiority complex. -Inferiority.
我吓到你了吗? Have I scared you?
没有 No.
我听到你的声音在发抖 I hear the tremor in your voice.
你害怕了 You're frightened.
我可以送你回家吧 小姑娘? Can I give you a ride home, little girl?
Edward! Edward!
来点喝的 快点! Drinks. Chop chop!
我想我们可以降低下姿态 I suppose we should keep our heads down.
在周六之前先低调点 Maintain a low profile till Saturday.
呵呵 这个提议很合理 Mm-hm. That would be the sensible thing to do.
哼 太黑了 你肯定是在耍老千 你 Nah, it's nasty. You got some sneaky thing going on there, man.
愿赌服输 不好意思啦 A bet's a bet. I'm sorry.
喂 怎么了? Hey, what's going on?
噢 看那边 有意思 一个真正的老油条 Oh, look at this. Fantastic! Authentic dodgy geezers.
这家伙在耍什么该死的花招 你应该把他赶出去 This guy's practising some tricky sneaky shit. You should kick him out!
这不是花招 这是项本领 It's not a trick. It's just a skill
我花了很多年的研究才有所成 I've developed over many, many years of study.
-呸 你就吹吧 -什么花招啊? -Yeah, bullshit. -What's the trick?
他说他能用手称出你的钱包里有多少钱 He reckons he can tell how much is in your wallet just by holding it.
哦 这双手 看看这双手 就像原子天平一样 These hands, these hands, are like atomic scales.
这不可能 那信用卡 账单和其他小玩意儿呢? That's impossible. What about cards and receipts and whatnot?
我会扣除那些的 I subtract them.
-纯属扯淡 -对 就是扯淡 What utter guff. -Yeah, guff.
我本来也是这么觉得的 扯淡 That's what I thought. Guff.
看看我吧 输了100块 好吧 都给你 Now look at me, I'm 100 notes down. All right, you can have it.
哼 1 2 3 哼 你吃下去啊 哼 噎死你 哼 噎死 Yeah, one, two, three, yeah, eat it, yeah, choke, yeah, choke.
我今晚走了 再也不来了 I'm supposed to be going out tonight and all.
再给我来一大杯威士忌 老板 I've have another large whisky, barkeeper.
赚钱很容易吧? Easy money, huh?
如果你错了呢? What happens if you get it wrong?
我把钱双倍奉还 I double what you actually have.
干杯! Cheers!
我得消消毒 I need disinfecting.
-不会是这个吧? -啥? -That isn't it, is it? -What?
指路牌啊 我本来也想过这个 Marcus肯定有拍卖目录啊 The directions. I've been thinking about this. Marcus has got a catalogue.
-目录上有地址的 -对啊 -The catalogue does have an address. -Yeah.
所以 如果他按目录上的地址 So when he drives to the address on the catalogue,
去的就是真正的拍卖会场 he's going to drive to the real auction house.
对啊 但我正在弄个指路牌啊 不是嘛? Yeah, but I'm going to put up a sign, ain't I?
你知道吗 Clive还有好多其他的小宝库 You know, Clive's got loads of other lock-ups.
没那么臭的 Less stinky ones.
-你说什么? -嗯 -You what? -Yeah.
他在雷敦有很多仓库 到处都是 He's got warehouses in Leyton, all over.
-他没告诉过你吗? -没 -Didn't he tell you? -No.
开车吧 Just drive.
喂 Hey.
你看那个醉老头肯定又赚了几千块 You know that old drunk's got thousands.
-肯定有好多我这样的傻子 -问你个问题啊 -Must be a lot of mugs out there like me. -Let me ask you a question.
-你进来时用外面那个自动提款机了吗? -嗯 -Did you use the cashpoint outside before you came in? -Yeah.
呃 他靠的就是那个 Well, that's how he does it.
他知道谁取过款 He knows who's used it.
一般人都取100或者100 这很好猜 Most people get 100 or 200 out. It's an easy guess.
哦 伙计 我太TM笨了 Ah, man, I'm such a dipshit.
我也在那个取款机上取了款 I used that cashpoint, too.
就是 嗯 可别再像我一样被骗了 Yeah, well, don't get stung like me, then.
我又往钱包里加了一点钱 I've beefed my wallet up a little.
聪明! 我要是像你一样就好了 Sneaky! I wish I was more like you.
艺术学校的教育 Art school education.
让人能从不同寻常的角度来思考问题 懂吗? Makes you think in ways the average bear just couldn't comprehend, you get me?
是的 所以 你一共有多少钱 现在? Yeah. So how much you got in there, then?
2380英镑 (2,380 pounds)
对 对 对 我跟你说 我还有100英镑 Right, right. I tell you what, I've got a ton left.
如果我把这个钱也给你 So why don't I bung mine in there with yours?
我就能把我的钱挣回来了 And then I can get my money back.
谁准备去好拿钱了吗? Who's ready to roll?
称吧 原子称先生 Weigh that, Mr Atomic.
哦 Ah.
看他的脸 被难住了吧! Look at his face. Stumped!
嘿 怎么样啊 伙计 太重了么? Yeah, what's up, man, too heavy for you?
有点超负荷 但我得试试 I think it's a little out of my range, but I'll give it a go.
他绝对称不出来 He's never going to get it.
我们折腾了这老头一把 他不灵光了 We took this guy out and we ate him up.
-失败 时间到 -嘿 伙计 -Fail. Time's up. -Yeah, mate.
时钟已经指向零了 The clock's hit zero.
2480英镑 2,480 pounds.
这不可能 他耍老千 This is a con. He's cheating.
哦 简直不敢相信 我又输了100 你拽! Oh, fantastic. Now I'm down another 100! Brilliant!
你怎么做到的? How did you do it?
-你是在跟他眨眼睛吗? -没有 -你就是在跟他眨眼睛 -Did you just wink at him? -No. -You winked at him.
等等 等等 你们是一伙儿的? Wait. Hold up. Hold up. You in this together?
我们显然不是啊! Of course we're bloody not!
看着我这么个瓜娃子来了 See a mug like me come along
你耍了我不止一次 两次! and you play me not once, but twice.
-别不讲理啊 -等我喊兄弟来 -Don't be so ridiculous. -I'm calling my boys.
我可以告诉你 不是这样的 你给他说啊 I can assure you that is not true. Tell him.
Veruane? 关掉音乐 兄弟 Veruane? Turn the music down, man.
对 是我 Yeah, it's me.
我在Eddie的酒吧 对 被几个家伙给耍了 I'm at Eddie's bar, right. I got some chiefs here taking the mick big time.
你马上过来 You get down here pronto.
对 兄弟 在路上 对 顺便叫上Tyrone和Darius Yeah, man, on the way, right, pick up Tyrone and Darius.
对 对 以最快的速度过来 Yeah, yeah, get down here quick snap.
你是想拿双倍的钱还是一无所有? Double or nothing?
哦 哦 哦 Oi, oi!
你们去哪儿啊 伙计? 留下来庆祝啊! Where you going, man? Stay for the party!
太棒了 Eddie Very good, Eddie.
您已到达目的地 'You have reached your destination.'
嗯 谢谢你送我 Well, thanks for the lift.
我知道 I know.
-你知道什么? -我一直都跟你说 Emma 但你怎么听不明白 -You know what? -I keep saying it, Emma, but you people never hear.
我知道你在想什么 I know your heart.
你就像一只在风中哭泣的小鹿 我为你感到惋惜 You're like a fawn crying out into the wind. I feel sorry for you.
我不需要你为我惋惜 多谢了 I don't need you to feel sorry for me, thanks.
还是想想怎么脱身吧 Think about backing out.
如果激怒了我 你们不会有好下场的 Once you've crossed me, I will cut you down.
你们注定要被我玩弄于鼓掌之中 You're all destined to live on my wall,
就像小麻雀一样 最后横尸路边 like baby sparrows, dead on the sidewalk.
-你没事吧? -他说他什么都知道了 -Are you OK? - He says he knows.
-他有没有透露什么细节? -没有 -Did he give specifics? - No.
-你难道相信他说的? -我不知道 -Did you believe him? - I don't know.
当他看着你的时候 那感觉就像... When he gets you in his sights, it's like...
我懂的 没关系 Yeah. OK.
我要找Albert聊聊 I'll have a chat with Albert.
你去Eddie的酒吧里和他们交待一下情况 -没问题 You carry on to Eddie's. - OK.
-你还好吧? -嗯 -You all right? - Yeah.
好吧 他的车是什么导航系统? Right, what's the system?
-道路导航XS -听起来呢? -圆润饱满 -Route Navigator XS. - Voice? - Plummy.
是低沉的饱满还是高昂的饱满 Horsey plummy or Lumley plummy?
-高昂的（Lumley是英国女演员 说话声音很高贵） -做得好 - Lumley plummy. - Lovely jubbly.
这招好 我都差点上了你的当 Smart. I nearly believed you.
什么 你当真希望竖个路标就万事大吉了? What, as if we'd just stick up a sign and hope for the best?
那好 Right,
那我现在就录一段从赌场到冒牌拍卖所的导航 so I'm just recording the directions between the casino and the fake auction house,
行吗? yeah?
不 不 Well, no, no.
你需要录所有导航命令以防他走个岔路什么的 You need to record all of the commands in case he goes off track.
你就算全录也用不了8小时 Shouldn't take you more than eight hours.
怎么就不能是男导航员呢? Why couldn't it be a man's voice?
-Eddie会陪着你的 对吧? -我也有自己的事情要做 -Eddie will keep you company, won't you? - I have got a life, you know.
你才没有 给她来杯咖啡 No, you haven't. Get the lady a coffee.
(故作正经) 这条路开到头 右转 (POSH VOICE) At the end of the road, turn right.
朝右走 在交叉路口右转 下个路口向左转 Stay right. At the junction, turn right. Then take the next left.
在交叉路口 再转向... At the junction, turn...
-嗨 -噢 谢了 - Hey. - Oh, thank you.
新鞋子? New shoes?
不算是吧 No, not quite.
唔 Emma说他知道我们的计划 Mmm. Emma says he knows.
-他不可能知道的 对吧? -如果有人知道... -He can't know, can he? - If anybody knows...
你看起来不确定啊 You seem hesitant.
我脑中回荡着一个微弱的声音 I've got a little voice in the back of my head
一直说着 要不是为了我 你才不会干这一票 that says, "You wouldn't touch this if it wasn't for me."
你想要退缩吗? Are you trying to back out?
我们团队努力了这么多年 才有了今天的成就 This is a great thing we've built up over the years.
我不希望它因为一些陈年往事而走到尽头 I'm not sure I want to see it end because of some old score.
不仅是为了那件事 It won't.
Marcus那样的人觉得我们是单打独斗的野狼 The likes of Marcus think we're lone wolves.
认为我们只看重各自的利益 That we're out for ourselves.
其实不然 我们盗亦有道 We're not. We have a code.
并且彼此关心 We look after our own.
你有没有听过父债子偿? Do you think that the sins of the father are visited on the son?
我只知道 父亲若是蒙羞 I think the humiliation of the father
儿子应该替他雪耻 should be corrected by the son.
那是你的情况 That's you.
因为你对你最近的挫折还记忆犹新 Because of your most recent bruise.
这次不是为你父亲报仇 It isn't your father we're avenging.
我知道 但这发生在Charlie身上 我怎能袖手旁观? I know, but when I think about Charlie, how can I not think about that?
Albert 你从未告诉我们Wendell抓住Charlie之后发生了什么 Albert, you never told us what happened to Charlie after his run-in with the Wendells.
据我外婆所说 According to my grandmother,
被当做骗子的耻辱让他尝尽不公 the shame of being a cheat tainted him.
他被开除军籍 这之后外婆再也没有见过他 He was discharged by the army. And that was the last time she saw him.
-那么你还当真想要退出? -嗯 -And you're seriously having second thoughts? -Mm-hm.
您已到达目的地 You have reached your destination.
第一句早安献给你 Emma 录得怎么样了? Top of the morning to you, Ems. How's it going?
-闪开 -把耳机拿下来 - Go away. - Get that down your neck.
听着 我们遇到了一个问题 Listen, we've got a problem.
-怎么了? -好吧 看来Marcus精通好几门语言 -What? -Well, apparently Marcus is fluent in several languages.
所以你得用法语 意大利语 还有普通话再来一次 So you'll have to do it all over again in French, Italian and Mandarin.
闪远点 Piss off.
看来你并没有多少幽默感嘛 Edward哪去了? You don't have much of a sense of humour early doors. Where's Edward?
哦 Aw.
真不忍心弄醒他 对吧? Be a shame to wake him, wouldn't it?
这真是太赞了 Clive That is truly amazing, Clive.
等着 看哥给你转一个 Wait till you see it in action.
把手指放在你想要的数字上 Put your finger on a number.
太牛了 这是怎么办到的? Very impressive. How's it work?
-压力面板还有一大堆电路 -那好 就看今晚的了 -Pressure pads and a vast array of electronics. -Well, roll on tonight.
记着 这是市拍卖所 Remember, this is a City auction house.
来点中产阶级范儿 再怎么狂都不为过 So middle class mannerisms, nothing too haughty.
等着 Marcus过一会就到 Now, Marcus will come in late.
这样 Simon和Roy 你们引他上钩 好吧?要稳扎稳打 So, Simon and Roy, you'll be our pace setters, all right? Slow and steady.
等到他俩都叫价到了20000左右的时候 Carol 你叫个高价 And then when they both stall at around 20,000, Carol, that's when you come over the top.
Marcus这时候才会竞价 然后你再跟进 配合他喊价 Marcus will then make his move. So you stay with him. Play along.
但是最后肯定得让他得手 懂吧? 都明白了吗? 那好 But then finally let him have it, all right? Is that clear? Right.
一切就位 Let's get ready.
Clive 这太精致了 你简直就是艺术家 It is beautiful, Clive, you're an artist.
那是 等转到你要的号码那一刻 就更爽了 Yeah, it looks even better when your numbers land.
Clive 谢了 你留下来做拍卖人怎么样? Thank you, Clive. Are you still up for being our auctioneer?
-你知道我一直想试试这个工作 -那好 机会就在这 -You know I've always wanted to be an auctioneer. - Well, now's your chance.
美中不足的是这是场冒牌的拍卖会 Except this is a fake auction.
你明白你肩上担着我们的成败对吧? You've got a real chip on your shoulder about this, haven't you?
你家里的事情都还好吗 兄弟? 你夫人怎样? Everything all right at home, mate? How's Mrs Ban?
那个 我们最近做了一些婚姻咨询 Well, we have been seeing a relationship counsellor.
噢 我们没想打探你的私事... Oh, well, we won't pry...
-谢谢你嘴下留情 -Clive! -I appreciate that. -Clive!
小道消息说 这个是你太太伪造出来的 I heard through the grapevine that even your missus is faking it.
这太讽刺了 对吧?真不错 How's that for a sense of irony, eh? Beautiful.
你少了一个20世纪的轮舵 You're missing a 20th century ship wheel.
而且上面本该有一个18世纪美人鱼头像 And there's no 18th century mermaid figure-head.
还有 这是铁铸船轴 它应该是青铜的 And those, they're iron rudder yokes. They should be bronze.
它们还在车上呢! They're on the van!
他哪根筋搭错了? What's the matter with him?
咋了? What?
你能不能对他客气点? Could you just be nice to him?
Ash 你这招选对了 You've done a great job, Ash.
嗯 不客气 就是 这个有点贵 Yeah, cheers. Well, it cost a bit,
不过也值了 but it'll be worth it.
我们现在只需要等Marcus来了 All we have to do now is get Marcus here.
放回去 Put it back.
你听见我说什么了 放回去 You heard me. Put it back.
天黑的时候来领你的结算支票 现在给我滚远点 Collect your cheque at the end of the day. Now get out of my sight.
这些小聪明从来骗不到我 These snakes will never get me.
-今天可是要一决雌雄的日子 激动吧? -那当然 -Today's the big day. Are you excited? -I sure am.
今天之后 你再也不会笑得那么得意了 It's the last day you'll have that smug smile on your face.
是吗 不好说 Oh, well. Maybe.
你TMD坐进来干什么? What the hell do you think you're doing?
嗯 我觉得你可以顺路带我去拍卖会 Well, I thought maybe I could hitch a ride to the auction.
我不知道你怎么有这么恶心的想法 I can think of nothing worse.
今晚就是你的死期 Your time is tonight.
如果我是你 我就好好利用剩下的几个小时 If I were you, I'd be making the most of my last few hours
不久我就会把你和狡猾的同伙拍下来警告世人 before I mark you and your sly gang to the world.
现在 给我滚下车 Now get the hell out of my car.
你把我的车都熏臭了 You're stinking it up.
那好 待会见 OK. See you later.
这条路开到头 右转 At the end of the road, turn right.
好的 干得好 Yeah. Good, very good.
好的 听着 游戏马上开始了 Right. Well, I think we are ready.
我需要去一下厕所 I've just got to go to the loo.
他呆会不会出问题吧? Is he going to be all right?
朝右转 Stay right.
在接下来的交叉路口 Then take the next junction.
朝左转 Turn left.
我和他谈谈 I'll have a word.
听着 我去和他谈 你们各就各位 Listen, I'll talk to him. You lot get in position.
听着 你知道我一向看你不顺眼 Listen, I know we've never seen eye to eye.
但是我得告诉你 But I just want to tell you,
尽管你这个人易怒 情绪化 还是个偏执狂 even though you're a tetchy, moody, paranoid sod,
但你绝对是个牛掰的人 I think you're a top bloke.
你不过是说来安慰我的 You're just saying that.
看着我 你们这些人都能一眼看穿真诚或虚伪 Look at me. You of all people can spot a fake a mile off.
看我的脸像是在说谎吗? Is this face lying?
那好 相信你 谢了 Sean All right. Thanks, Sean.
最近我过得不太顺 Things have been a bit rough lately.
很抱歉我让你踩了院子里的那堆脏东西 I'm sorry I sent you into the shit heap in the yard.
那是对我的一次考验 It made me a man.
我对此心存感激 Clive I'm truly grateful for that, Clive.
-你还好吧? - 应该没问题 -You OK? -Yeah, I think so.
好好干 现在你下楼 用你的气场震慑他们 怎样? Good man. Now you go down there and you knock them dead, all right?
加油 霸气点 Go get 'em, tiger.
再向前直走100米 Continue straight ahead for 100 metres.
在交叉路口 右转 At the junction, turn right.
还有20米 In 20 metres,
您就到达目的地了 you will reach your destination.
您已到达目的地 You have reached your destination.'
Wendell Marcus 多谢 Wendell. Marcus. Thank you.
终于见到你了 There you are.
今天就能跟我回家了 宝贝儿 You're coming home today, baby.
各位先生女士 请就坐 If you could take your seats, please, ladies and gentlemen.
上午好 各位 Good morning, everyone.
今天将拍出一些航海时代的工艺品 Today's sale is of maritime artefacts.
今天的1号拍品 皇家海军舰艇操作系统的钢铃 We'll begin with lot number 1, a steel bell from HMS Solaris.
谁第一个出价?200英镑? Who'll start me off with?200 pounds?
200 还有吗? 谢谢 200 250 300 350 400... 200, anyone? Thank you. 200, 250, 300, 350, 400...
48,000 48,000.
17号拍品 Lot number 17.
出价? 550英镑... At? 550...
271英镑 祝贺你 271 pounds. Thank you.
好的 终于等到今天最后一件拍品 So, now we come to the final lot today.
这是一个19世纪的轮盘赌桌 Which is a 19th-century roulette wheel,
从密西西比贝尔号的残骸中打捞出 recovered from the wreck of the Mississippi Belle.
由胡桃木和美国红木打造 Walnut and American redwood.
随拍品带有原装的筹码和钢制滚珠 Sold with original gaming chips and original steel cored ball.
该拍品由5000英镑起拍 5000 有人竞价没? Who will start the bidding off at 5,000 pounds? 5,000 anywhere?
5000 谢谢这位先生 出价5000了 5,000. Thank you, sir. 5,000 pounds.
一万? 10000英镑 Ten? 10,000 pounds.
一万五 15000英磅 15. 15,000 pounds.
-有人出价两万没? -为什么他还不出价? - Do I hear 20? - Why isn't he bidding?
他是个老手 要最后才会出手 He's a game player. He comes in late.
二万五 25000英镑 有人出价三万吗? 三万? 25. 25,000 pounds. Do I hear 30 anywhere? 30?
那有人出价二万七吗? 二万七 I will accept 27,000. 27.
二万七 这位女士 27000英镑 27, thank you, madam. 27,000 pounds.
有人出价三万吗？二万七 27000英镑 Do I hear 30 anywhere? 27. 27,000 pounds.
马上要拍出了 27000英镑拍出 I will sell. I will sell at 27,000.
最后一次出价的机会 Your last chance
拍得这件赌博史上具有特别意义的藏品 to acquire a unique piece of gambling history.
第一张温氏轮盘赌桌 The original Wendell Wheel.
马上以27000英镑拍出 Going now for 27,000 pounds.
三万英镑 谢谢你 这位先生 30,000 pounds. Thank you, sir.
311号买家 谢谢你 Paddle 311. Thank you.
非常感谢 先生们女士们 今天的拍卖到此结束 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. That concludes today's sale.
别让它离开我的视线 This does not leave my sight.
能借我你的笔吗? 谢谢 May I borrow your pen? Thank you.
我和她坐在一起 到Wendell赌场 I'm going in with her. Wendell Casino.
稍后把我的车开回来 出发吧 Deliver my car back for me. Let's go.
非常好 庆祝吧 各位 All right. Cheers, everyone.
你简直太闪耀了 感觉怎么样? You were a star. You feel good?
我觉得我光芒万丈 世界一流 I feel brilliant. Top of the world.
-听听! -把你的小木锤带回家让你太太看看（此处内涵了） -What a buzz! -Why don't you go home and show Mrs Ban your gavel?
这主意不错 你小子! That is a good idea. Come on!
那 我们怎么今晚开赌穿什么好? 正装领带? So, what do we reckon for a casino opening? Black tie?
必须的 Absolutely.
要让Wendell见识一下我们的本事 Got to look our best for Mr Wendell.
小心点 伙计们 Nice and easy, boys.
晚上好 欢迎来到伦敦Wendell赌场 Good evening. Welcome to the Wendell Casino, London.
-晚上好 -你带来赌金了吗? -Good evening. -Have you brought your stake?
开始吧 Let's play.
好的 人齐了 Well. Here we are.
-紧张吗? -确实紧张 -Nervous? -I am, yes.
我给你点了杯威士忌 据说Charlie那晚也是喝的这个 I got you a whisky, because I heard that's what Charlie had on that night.
真贴心 谢了 A nice touch. Thank you.
记着 别喝太多了 Now, don't drink too many of those.
你也不想呆会也眼花了吧 可以开始了吗? We wouldn't want you seeing double, would we now?
在哪张桌子上进行?正版Wendellz转盘赌桌? Which shall we play on? The original Wendell Wheel?
还是你们伪造的这张? Or this here fake?
我找代理人帮我拍下了这张真的 I bought the real one with a proxy bidder.
另外 我给你们的那张支票是没法兑现的 That cheque I gave you was a dud, by the way.
跟这张没用的桌子一样 A bit like this table here.
怎么这么惊讶 我早对Emma说过 我什么都知道 Don't look so shocked. I did tell Emma I knew.
这不可能 我们计算好了所有的步骤 That's impossible. We covered everything.
Mickey Bricks 我是怎么告诉你的 我能看穿一切骗术 Like I said, Mickey Bricks, I know the con man's heart.
怎么办到的? How?
你们算计着我 我也算计着你们 You've been watching me. I've been watching you.
我的人一直都在窃听你们的计划 My people have been listening in on the whole thing.
我用餐时 At my lunch.
那间仓库被我监视着 The warehouse viewing.
嗯 如果轮盘是伪造的 那就再伪造一个拍卖会 Well, if we have a fake wheel it's only right we have a fake auction.
-大干一场? -大干一场 -恩恩 -Big store? -Big store. -Mm-hm.
被你们在酒吧诈钱的那些人 Those guys you conned in that bar.
你们没觉得太轻而易举了么? Didn't you think that was rather easy?
谁准备好去拿钱了吗? Who's ready to roll?
来一起玩吧 Now just play along.
难道你们一点都没察觉这是我的安排么? Couldn't you smell a Marcus Wendell plant?
哇擦嘞！ OMG!
我做什么? What can I do?
你想办法进到他车里 You need to get into his car.
需要我送你回家么 小姑娘? Can I give you a ride home, little girl?
向右转 'Turn right.'
现在都还能听到颤音呢 华丽丽的 I still hear the tremor, little girl.
现在把这水货搬出去 Now let's get rid of this fake.
我还知道你们找了个伪造高手 I also heard you were using a forger.
于是乎我找到了Ban先生 So I located a Mr Ban,
还给了一笔忠诚费 是吧 Clive？ and I bought his loyalties. Ain't that right, Clive?
对不起 各位 Sorry, guys.
他给了我一万块并且许诺让我成为正规的家具制作商 He gave me 10 grand and he said he'd set me up as a legit furniture maker.
这就是你们说的兄弟情深吧 You speak of a sense of brotherhood.
那就是一堆废话 That's a crock of bull.
现在这四个人怕是后悔跟你了 Albert Right now these four are wishing they'd never hooked up with you, Albert.
看看他们的表情 都完喽 Look at their faces. It's over.
他们全都完了 They're all dead.
这都是因为你 All because of you.
这和他们无关 This isn't their battle.
噢 恐怕是吧 我是要让他们痛哭流涕的 Oh, but it is. I am going to make them weep and holler.
这可是Wendell家族的人的一贯作风 That's what the Wendell boys have always done.
这次我可以和你们相提并论了 This time I'm going to match you fellas.
好的 先生 Yes, sir.
我们开始吧 Here we are.
一决雌雄 The final chapter.
现在我们用原版的轮盘开始吧 Now let's play on the original wheel.
你输了 就这样 You're gone. That's it.
Marcus Wendell亲自出马并让千王之王输得落花流水 Marcus Wendell came and he blew the best of the best out of the goddamn water.
嘣 嘣 嘣！ Bam, bam, bam!
你们都是我的仆人了 You are mine.
-你自己快活去吧 -对不起 真的抱歉... -You live up there now. -I'm sorry. I'm so sorry...
你可以不这样 拿钱走吧 那太残忍了 You don't have to do this. Just take the money.It's cruel.
别说我没给过你们机会 小朋友 Don't say I didn't give you your chance, little girl.
这还得花点时间 It had to end some time.
至少它曾经属于最好的骗子 At least it was at the hands of the best.
-你还有一个筹码 -什么 这个? -You still have one chip. -What, this?
-一百磅? -那个也不能留 -It's 100pounds? -And I want it.
毛票都要给你赢完 The bet was every penny.
话不假 那是不是 That's true. So that means
你没赢完这个筹码 严格来说你就不算赢 if you don't have this,technically you don't win.
你真想试一试? Are you really trying this?
给你上节课 Stroller先生 Have some class, Mr Stroller.
像个男人一样退场 别做夹尾巴狗 Go down like a man,not like a gutless jackal.
我还真想把这个留着作纪念呢 I'd really like to keep it as a souvenir.
我要赢光你 Every penny.
我要看到你们眼中最后一点光都黯淡下去 I want to see the light die in all of your eyes.
对于挫败人你还真是能手 不是么？ You really know how to destroy a person,don't you?
用那该死的筹码继续 Play the goddamned chip.
买走吧 Buy it off me.
噢 我觉得对你来说它值更多的钱 不是吗? Oh, well, I think it's worth a little more than that to you, isn't it?
不错 看看 Well, look at that.
噢！有钱了 Ooh! A foothold.
你坚持不了的 这只会让你遭受更多的羞辱 You won't last.It's just prolonging your humiliation.
我想也许你是对的 所以我得玩点简单的 I think you're probably right about that so I'll keep it simple.
既然这是法国轮盘 那我就押孤注 Since it's a French wheel,I'll cover Les Orphelins.
那是4赔1 That's four to one.
看呐 Look at that.
你还是会输的 You're still going to lose.
同样的号码 继续转 Same numbers, let them ride.
-我的幸运数字 -再来 -My lucky number. -Again.
继续法国玩法 这次押角注 请 Keeping the bets French,this time Le Tiers du Cylindre,s'il vous plait.
-我们赢回来了 Alert -到底怎么了?你们在搞什么鬼? -We've broken even, Albert. -What's going on here? What are you playing at?
为什么你不来解释?你可是对付骗子的行家呢 Why don't you answer that?You're the expert who's never been conned.
-你们带了扫描器 还有激光工具 -不 不 不 -You've got a scanner, you've got a laser. -No, no, no.
我们被彻底搜过身 We were thoroughly searched.
我们使用的是我们的钱以及头脑 Just our money and our wits here.
你们怎么做到的?再来！ How are you doing this? Again!
零旁注 The zero cluster.
是你 You.
你和他们一起的 是你在动手脚 You're working it with them.You're staging your throw.
你这个吃内扒外的叛徒 拿给我 You traitorous little son of a bitch. Give me that.
现在给我滚出去! Now get the hell out of here!
我们可以继续么?我运气正旺呢 Can we play? I'm on a run here.
不 不 不！你们到底做了什么? No. No, no! What are you doing here?
-到底怎么回事? -现在多少了 Ash? -What's going on? - How much is that, Ash?
有20万英镑 That is 200,000 English pounds.
我们终于赢钱了 Puts us in profit.
你们做了什么?这到底怎么了? What are you doing here? What is this?!
我们也不想一直待在这 我希望赌完最后一注 I don't want us to overstay our welcome.I just want to place one last bet.
押个数字 Call a number.
任意数字 Any number.
5 Five.
红5 Five red.
20万英镑35赔1 200,000pounds at 35 to 1.
整整7百万呐 That's just over 7 million.
足够赢光庄家了吧 Wendell先生? I'd say that was enough to break the bank, wouldn't you, Mr Wendell?
-要赌么? -不可能 -Are you taking the bet? -It's impossible.
我不知道你们动了什么手脚 I don't know what you're doing,
但你绝不可能押中每个号 but you can't possibly land it on one number.
你是庄家 You're the house.
是你选择赌不赌的时候了 It's your call whether to take it.
不赌 No bet.
你赢了 You win.
感谢这个美好的夜晚 Thank you for a lovely evening.
好好享受剩下的时光吧 晚上好 女士们先生们 Enjoy the rest of the night.Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
这些家伙都是骗子！别为他们鼓掌 These people are con artists!Don't applaud them.
你说些什么东东哦 What a thing to say.
说说 是否所有赢了你的人你都指控他们是骗子? Tell me, do you accuse all your big winners of cheating?
这就是你在温式赌场所做的么 Marcus? Is that what you do at Wendell Casinos, Marcus?
不 当然不 -很好 你能证明你的所有指控? -No. Of course not. -Well, perhaps you'd like to prove your accusation?
我不能 你们傻呆呆的看什么? I can't. What are you all gawping at?
谁让这些人进来的? Who let these people in here?
这里不对外 让他们出去！ We're not open yet. Get them out of here!
女士们先生们 从这边走 请 Ladies and gentlemen, move this way, please.
好吧 你赢了 OK, you beat me.
怎么做到的? How?
你不会想知道的 从中吸取教训就好了 You don't want to know.Just chalk it up to experience.
告诉我！ Tell me!
你的轮盘在这呢 你的传家宝 Your wheel there.The family heirloom,
你向来所珍视的象征其实并不属实 the symbol of everything that you hold dear is in fact totally bent.
打败那些赌徒已经不能满足他们 Not content with taking gamblers down,
你的祖先决定捞更多的油水 your ancestors decided they wanted to cream more off.
所以他们安装了一个可以作弊的轮盘 So they installed a rigged roulette wheel.
他们在轮盘的六个区域装上了交替的磁铁 They installed alternating magnets covering six sections of the wheel.
零点区域 零点区域的两边 Zeroes, the two neighbours of zeroes,
两个孤注部分 还有角注部分 the two orphans sections and the Tiers du Cylindre.
于是乎 At will,
他们可以任意控制那个小球落到押注的区域 they could steer the steel cored ball away from any section that was heavily bet on.
Donnie用他自己的治安官徽章来控制小球 Donnie chose what section to steer the ball away with his sheriff's badge.
我的曾祖父是个聪明人 My great-grandfather was a bright man.
他察觉到了一切 He worked out what was going on.
没什么事吧 兵哥? Everything OK there, soldier?
-没 -32号红色 -Yeah. -32 red.
盯住他 我觉得他发现了什么 Watch him. I think he's onto us.
25号押孤注 25 across the orphans.
当温氏兄弟发现他看穿了之后 他们设计陷害他 When the Wendell brothers realised he was on to them, they set him up.
对一个兵哥来说这可是个大注哦 That's a mighty wager for an infantryman.
-我一直在省钱 -看起来这筹码不够 -I've been saving. -Not quite enough it would seem.
这里只有21块 不是25块 That's 21 dollars, not 25.
嘿 放开我！你们要带我去那? Hey, get off me! Where you taking me?
我没作假！ I ain't no cheat!
那晚上 密西西比贝尔号着火沉了 轮盘也不在了 That night, the Mississippi Belle caught fire and sank,and the wheel was lost.
这他妈是假的！ That is a goddamned lie!
我祖母从不撒谎 My grandmother never lied.
所有这一切 Marcus All of this, Marcus.
你的财富 你的伪善 Your fortune,your self-righteousness
全都是靠骗来的钱建立起来的 was built on stolen money.
是啊 这里的这两个人 Yeah, I mean these two here.
你们大家族的创建者 The founders of your empire
应该放到这边来 should really be over here,
和其他的骗子挂一起 with the other rogues.
我会控告你毁谤温氏家族的名誉 I will sue you for slandering the Wendell name.
把你的耳朵贴桌上听听 Put your ear to the table and listen.
那个声音是不是很甜美? Isn't that a sweet sound?
几天前测试的时候我就听过了 I heard it a few days ago when we tested it.
它能用呢 It was still working.
这是我们发现的最后一件物品 This little beauty was the last thing recovered.
不好意思 不能拍照 能关掉相机么? Sorry. No photography.Can you turn that off?
噢 对不起 Oh, sorry.
在那个人人都耍手段的年代 In an era of crooked men and crooked games,
-这个轮盘是公平比赛的标准 -而且还那么漂亮 -this set the benchmark in fair play. -And she still sails beautifully.
这很棒不是么? Isn't that a wonderful thing?
把这个拿起来 你来摆动下 You put this here. You switched it.
这个不是温氏轮盘 This is not the Wendell wheel.
如果你们早知道 If you knew,
如果你们早知道这个为什么还要整这么一出? if you knew all this,why go through the whole fake auction charade?
-为什么不一开始就用这个作弊? -这只是个游戏 Marcus -Why didn't you just play me on it? -Because this is a game, Marcus.
我们又不蠢 We're not stupid.
我们知道你派人监视我们 We knew you'd have people on us.
我们得有点动作否则你会起疑 We had to do something or you'd get suspicious.
我们得放出诱饵 We've taken the bait,
让他觉得从头至尾都在他掌握之中 so he has his beginning.We'll let him have the middle.
但是结果绝不会是他所预期的 But the ending isn't going to be quite what he hoped for.
对 No.
你看 还有件事Marcus不知道而且永远不会相信 You see, the one thing that Marcus doesn't know and will never believe
这个著名的温氏轮盘是可以作弊的 is that this, the famous Wendell wheel,is totally bent.
那么这就是士兵的故事? So that's the soldier story?
我祖母告诉了我所有的事 My grandmother told me the whole thing.
那是我祖父的 Charlie Stroller That was my grandaddy's, Charlie Stroller.
你的曾曾祖父呢 Your great-great-grandaddy.
他为什么有这个? Why does he have this?
加邦 密西西比 "Claiborne Mississippi."
那么着就一下变成了我们玩过的最早的诈骗了? So this has suddenly just become the easiest con we've ever pulled?
是的 我们现在只需要坐等星期六的到来了 Yeah, we can just sit back and put our feet up until Saturday.
恰恰相反 我们得按照Marcus的想象继续表演 On the contrary. We have to play our part in Marcus's little fantasy.
他确信他会抓住我们骗他的 He believes he is going to catch us trying to cheat him.
因此 我们得顺着他 让他相信能抓到我们 Therefore, we have to convince him that he is going to take us.
-玩票大的? -玩票大的 -Big store? -Big store.
现在怎么样了? So how's it all going?
呃 星期六时间有点紧 不过我觉得会搞定的 Well, it's a bit of a stretch for Saturday,but I think we'll be all right.
我该做什么? What can I do?
你想办法坐上他的车 You have to get into his car.
我们和你派的间谍玩得很开心呢 We played along with all of your spies.
我们为你的故事写好了假轮盘的剧本 We constructed the whole fake wheel scenario to give you your story.
你其实是被你自己设计 You were being sold your own line
了 当然 你轻易就上当了 就像鱼儿上钩一样 and,of course, you fell for it,hook, line and sinker.
星期六早上见 See you Saturday morning.
轮盘 拍卖会 The wheel, the auction,
全都是为你准备的 they were just for your ego.
我们照你希望的来做 We gave you what you hoped for.
很好 除了意外的结局 Well, everything except the end.
一旦做了骗子 就永远都骗子 Once a faker, always a faker.
噢 对了 我和Ban夫人过了一个开心的下午 Oh, yeah. Me and Mrs Ban had a great afternoon.
我说过你可能低估我们了 I did say you might be underestimating us.
对于你不屑我们能骗过你 我们回赠了尊敬 We paid you respect by assuming we couldn't get anything past you.
不幸的是 尊敬没得到回报 Unfortunately, that respect wasn't reciprocated.
看起来Alert的祖母不是骗子 And it seems that Albert's grandmother wasn't a liar.
所以能说声对不起吗? So perhaps you should say sorry?
-不可能 -我希望你能把相片撤下来 -Never. -I'd like you to take that photograph down.
立刻 请 Now, please.
谢谢 Thank you.
我还从来没有我曾祖父的照片呢 I never had a picture of my great-grandfather.
噢 别沮丧 Marcus Oh, don't look so sad, Marcus.
你得到了你的故事 You've got your story.
多彩的故事 And it's a brilliant one.
祖先的荣耀束缚住了他 The mark who roped himself,
愚弄了他 并且刺痛了他自己 played the inside himself and stung himself.
我们把筹码兑了吧 Let's cash the chips.
那个装置等了150年又被人使用了 150 years that set-up's been waiting to be played out.
是啊 这就是我所说的长期诈骗！ Yeah, now that is what I call a long con!
新客户的事情怎么样了 Eddie? So how's the new clientele thing going there, Eddie?
噢 不 我打消这年头了 Oh, no. I sacked that idea.
Eddie酒吧的常客都是非常特别的人 你们懂的 Eddie's bar regulars got to be a very particular kind of person, you know.
否则整个气氛就变了 Otherwise the whole ambience just goes to pot.
-一群喜欢苦艾酒的呆皮 Edward！ -哈 是啊 太好了 耶！ -A round of absinthe chasers, Edward! -Ha, yeah. Very good, yeah.
你还好吧 Alert? Are you OK, Albert?
很好 很好 谢谢你一直支持着我 Michael Yeah, yeah. And thanks for sticking by me, Michael.
你挽回了家族的荣誉 You did your family proud.
敬Charlie Stroller 在污浊的世界中仍保留浑然正气的人 To Charlie Stroller. A stand-up guy in a world full of crooks.
愿上帝安抚他的灵魂 May God rest his soul.
Charlie！ Charlie!
对了 等等 So, hold up.
如果那个轮盘只能控制区域 If that wheel was weighted to only hit sections,
那你怎么控制它落到5上? how come your last bet was a five straight?
当时就想碰运气咯 I was hoping for a spot of luck.
什么?！ What?!
那个球还在转！你可能会输个精光的诶 The ball was still spinning!You could have lost everything.
正义总是第一时间出现 The righteous always crack first.
干的好！ Well done!
Albert Stroller！ Albert Stroller!