Benjamin... 也就是大家常说的Benny Benjamin...or Benny, as I understand he was known,
他并不是教众中的一员 was not a regular parishioner
而且我跟他没有什么私交 and sadly, I didn't know him personally.
然而突如其来的打击犹如晴天霹雳一般 But a sudden and unexpected loss like this
让我们这些生者难以接受 is hard on all those left behind,
我们每一个人 不管你是他的朋友 家人 还是同事 and we share in the great sadness felt by each and every one of you,
都沉浸在痛苦之中 his friends, family and colleagues.
现在我们把他的遗体火化 We now commit Benny's body to the flames, earth to earth,
让一切都尘归尘 土归土 ashes to ashes, dust to dust,
愿逝者安宁 生者重获解脱 in the sure and certain hope of the resurrection to eternal life.
(雷声隆隆) THUNDER RUMBLES
如果雷声是Benny从天堂之门传来的 我们就有希望了 Well, if Benny's made it through the pearly gates, there's hope for us all.
为什么这么说? 他是个什么样的人? Why, what was he like?
他人挺不错 但却是个守旧的无赖 He was a good old-fashioned rogue, was Benny.
能让鸟儿陶醉得从树上掉到他怀里 Could charm the birds from the trees.
下套的人 是吗? A roper, was he?
一般是充当掌控全局的角色 Worked mainly as a fixer,
但他有一双充满魔力的手 天生就是吃这行饭的 but he could turn his hand to anything. He was a natural.
他有着令人称奇的直觉 He was amazingly intuitive,
只需瞄一眼就能看出谁是金主 could spot a mark in the blink of an eye.
你们该看看他的纸牌技巧 You should have seen his card tricks.
绝对是我见过的最快的一双手 Fastest hands I ever saw.
-在农场那碰面 -喂! 你这是要去哪? -See you back at the ranch. -Oi! Where are you going?
-我在银行有个会要开 -噢 他的马赢了 -I've got a meeting at the bank. -Oh, he has a winner.
2点半在Wincanton 好戏上演 Symphony Crest, 2.30 at Wincanton.
20赔1 向Benny致敬! 20-1 in Benny's honour!
(汽车鸣笛声) CAR HORNS BEEP
-哥们 跟你说 我就这里下吧 -好的 -Look, tell you what, mate, I'll jump out here. -Right-o.
-拿着 -振作点 哥们 -刚参加完葬礼 -There you go. -Cheers, mate. -Just been to a funeral.
走走路有好处 The walk might do me good.
零钱留着吧 Keep the change.
喂! Oi!
站住! Hold up!
Ash... Ash...
Benny Benny.
我们刚从你葬礼上回来! We just went to your funeral!
这事儿很复杂 It's complicated.
我看见他从银行出来 于是我拔腿就跑 Thought I saw him coming out of the bank, so I legged it.
-谁? -然后就发现有人跟着我 -Who? -Then I saw someone chasing me.
-但没想到那是你 我以为我死定了呢 -人之常情嘛 -Didn't realise it was you. Thought I was a dead man. -Easy mistake to make.
你跟着我干神马? Why the bloody hell were you chasing me?
因为我想看看鬼是什么样子 听着 Benny Cos I've always wanted to see a ghost up close. Look, Benny,
看在上帝的份上 冷静下来 喝一杯 for Christ's sake calm down and have a drink.
Benny是个老派的骗子 Benny was an old school grifter.
那时 你只能靠智谋取胜 Back then, all you had were your wits.
神马手机 互联网 小把戏 小道具 都是浮云 No mobile phones, no internet, no tricks, or gadgets.
第一个怀旧的人喝第二轮吧 The first person to say "those were the days" gets the next round.
他差点就进了我们这支团队 他和Ash不分伯仲 He almost wound up on this crew. Was a toss-up between him and Ash.
而你选择了Ash? 他可不怎么聪明 And you chose Ash? He can't have been that smart.
Benny是很机灵 有一次 他甚至救过Mickey一次 Benny was smart, all right. He even saved Mickey's butt once.
-你? 从谁的手里? -警察 -我去啊 这事儿我必须得听听 -You? From who? -The cops. -Well, this I have to hear.
都是沉年往事了 It was a long time ago.
-10年前的事儿 -是15年前 -Ten years. -Fifteen.
-随便了 -Benny和我当时正进行诈骗 而我太草率了 -Whatever. -Benny and I were working a scam together. And I got sloppy.
金主原来是个警察 The mark turned out to be old bill.
可我当时没把他的背景调查清楚 I hadn't checked him out properly.
但是Benny识破了他 But Benny recognised him
在千钧一发之际 Benny把手提箱掉了包 and at the last moment, he switched the cases back.
那么 看看我们有什么? So, what do we have here?
全在这儿了 你大可以数一下 It's all there. Count it if you want.
让我破了2万块的财 It cost me 20 grand,
但如果不是Benny的话 我就得蹲上5年的局子 but if it wasn't for Benny, I'd have done five years.
伙计 和你做生意很愉快 谢谢 Nice doing business, mate. Thank you.
原来一直以来我们都被蒙在鼓里 And all this time we've been under the misapprehension
还以为你是骗无不胜的呢 that you're invincible.
是啊 这个叫Benny的家伙听起来是个传奇人物啊 Yeah, this Benny guy sounds like a right legend.
差点就收了他 Got to hand it to him.
此人当真是艺高人胆大 The man had balls of steel.
我好运都没了 I lost my mojo.
当我开始怀疑自己时 我就知道我麻烦了 And when the self-doubt crept in, I knew I was in trouble.
我打算最后做一票大的 I tried one last con.
差一点就把根本不存在的房子卖掉 A big one. Came this close to selling a house that never existed.
猜猜谁是冤大头? Guess who to?
不知道 哥们 Paul Daniels? I dunno, mate, Paul Daniels.
一个阿拉伯酋长 An Arab sheikh.
-嗯 王族啊 我喜欢 -是个美人 Ash 你肯定喜欢 -Mmm, royalty. Nice. -It was a beaut, Ash, you would have loved it.
在Bath有四条一摸一样的街道 是吧 There are four identical streets in Bath, right,
都在一条线上 于是我创造了第五条 all in a row. So I invented a fifth.
用一座有8个房间的摄政时期的别墅骗他上钩 Had him on the hook for an eight bedroom Regency Villa.
定价350万英镑 3.5 million pounds.
为了快速出手 是从四百万降下来的 Reduced from four for a quick sale.
-讨价还价 然后呢? -他的律师在那里的大学上课 -Bargain. What happened? -His lawyer
对那地方了如指掌 吓得我一身冷汗 was at university there. Knew the place back to front. Got out by the skin of my teeth.
这时 我都绝望了 于是我开始赌博 By now, I'm desperate, so I start doing the spreads.
-到处赌博? -我知道 傻瓜才干 但如果你做足了功课... -Spread betting? -I know, mug's game, but if you do your homework...
不管怎样 这次我一贫如洗了 anyway, by this time I'm skint.
由于信誉不能从街上的赌场赊欠 Can't get credit off the high street bookies,
于是我开始跟伊朗小子 Danush打交道 so I start dealing with this Iranian bloke, Danush.
看上去诚实可靠 出价很高 总是给现金 Seems on the level, gives good prices, always pays up in cash.
长话短说 在世界杯的时候 Anyway, fast-forward to the World Cup.
我需要的是 只要鲁尼和他的队友们 All I need is for Rooney and the boys
保持每周六那样状态 我只要坐着就能把2万5赢了 to do what they do every Saturday, and I'm sitting pretty on a dead cert 25 grand win.
你去给英格兰助威? 我真想去看看啊 You, cheering England? Wish I'd seen that.
令人作呕是吧 我知道 但要赚钱啊 Nauseating, I know, but business is business.
最起码我是这么想的 Or so I thought.
到了那场跟德国队闹剧般的比赛吹响终场哨时 Come the final whistle of that farcical Germany game,
电视从窗户扔了出来 the telly's out through the window
我就那么坐在那儿 兜里的4万都快烂掉了 -真恶心 and I'm sitting there with a 40 grand stain in my trousers. -Nasty.
确实 不 不 不 更糟糕还在后面 Very. No, no, no, but it gets worse.
原来这个叫Danush的 我现在才知道他绰号叫牙医 Turns out this bloke Danush, whose nickname I now learn is The Dentist
名字源于他最喜欢的逼供方法 on account of his favoured method of persuasion,
跟他的利率一比 信用卡利息低得就跟在做慈善一样（Save the Children是慈善组织） has interest rates that make credit cards look like Save the bloody Children.
四周之后 我的牙被拔掉... Cut to four weeks later, and an unscheduled extraction...
而我4万的债务已经涨到了10万 my 40 grand debt's spiralled to a hundred.
说什么让我一个月还1万 哼 他够狠啊 Says I can pay it back at ten grand a month. Yeah, right.
-所以你就装死 -我能怎么办? -我不知道 坐飞机走? -So you faked your own death. -What else could I do? -I dunno, get on a plane?
我连汽车票都付不起 更别说飞机票了 I can't afford a bus ticket, let alone a plane ticket.
你怎么不试试小偷小摸? 这可是你的拿手好戏 What about the short con? You were the best at that.
噢 Ash 不 我生疏了 好久不干了 Oh, Ash, no, I've lost it. Big time.
你知道吗 现在我的手就像是别人的一样 You know, I dunno, it's like these are someone else's hands.
我甚至连牌都洗不好 更别说顺手牵羊了 I can't even shuffle a deck of cards any more, let alone pick a pocket.
(手机响) MOBILE RINGS
冷静 Calm down.
是我 Yeah.
你们 呃... 你们安顿好了吗? Are you, er...are you sitting down?
-干杯 -干杯 -Cheers. -Cheers.
作为一个死人 你看上去还挺有生气的 You look pretty damn perky for a stiff.
相信我 死根本不算什么 我都要崩溃了 Death ain't all it's cracked up to be, trust me.
你完全骗过了我们 Well, you certainly had us fooled.
是啊 我们还买了花圈啊什么的 Yeah, we bought a wreath
我们甚至写了悼词 -我很感动 and everything. We even signed the book of condolence. -I'm touched.
-世上最简短的悼词 -为什么 有多少人出席? -Now the shortest book in the world. -Why, what was the turnout like?
-工作日 还下着雨 并且要来往于Brentford和Burton Albion之间 -噢 -A wet mid-week friendly between Brentford and Burton Albion. -Oh.
但是 还还有下一次机会的 不是吗? Still, there's always next time, eh?
男人何苦为难男人 You don't have to do this.
没有啊 但人总有一死 I know we don't, but we're gonna anyway.
我们总是在工作中照顾好彼此 In our game, we always take care of our own.
但这里是你家 而且这两位甚至还不认识我 But this is your home, and these two don't even know me.
是不认识 但我们很快就能混熟的 No, we'll get you back on your feet in no time.
我帮你把水放好了 去洗个澡吧 I've taken the liberty of running you a bath.
把你的衣服扔在箱子里 换上这些 Dump your clothes in the bin. Try those.
-那些是... -谢谢 -Those are... -Thanks.
大伙儿 你们真的帮了我大忙 All of you. You've seriously saved my nuts.
就住几天 然后我会整理好思路 Couple of days, I'll get my head together,
想个计划 然后就离开这 come up with a plan, and I'll be out of here.
-浴室在那边 -噢 是的 谢谢 -Bathroom's that way. -Oh, yeah, thanks.
当你说你要收获胜利果实时 When you said you were collecting your winnings,
我还指着你带个外卖 拿些饮料回来呢 I was hoping you'd come back with a take-out and a bottle of fizz.
没想到 你给我们带了个房客回来 Instead, you bring us a lodger.
我能怎么做? 难道我要将他抛弃在街头吗? Was I supposed to do，leave him on the streets?
你做的对 Benny受的打击很严重 You did the right thing. Benny's a complete wreck.
那些疯子追着他 他在外面挺不过5分钟的 He wouldn't last five minutes out there with that nutter after him.
但出于好意的话 我们也不能永远让他待在这儿 But with the best will in the world, we can't let him stay indefinitely.
我们可以给他一笔钱 买张机票给他 We could give him cash, buy him a plane ticket.
他提到了西班牙 He mentioned Spain.
他想在马贝拉终老 Wanted to end up in Marbella.
我们是可以帮他 We could.
-其他选择呢...? -我们可以来个一石二鸟 -Or alternatively...? -We could kill two birds with one stone.
(开门声) DOOR OPENS
这才是夜景啊 That's what I call a view.
你们混得不赖嘛 You've done all right for yourselves.
-是啊 但是混得好也不容易 -注定不会容易 不是吗? -Yeah, it's not easy, though. -Not meant to be easy, though, is it?
如果这么容易的话就不值得了 Wouldn't be worth doing if it was.
-不知道 有时候我想过得轻松点 -不 不 不 -I dunno. Sometimes I'd settle for easy. -No, no, no.
相信我 轻松意味着懒惰 Easy means lazy. Lazy means sloppy.
懒惰意味着懈怠 懈怠意味着牢房 Sloppy means you get nicked. Trust me.
真理帝啊 Amen to that.
听着 Benny 我们为你准备了一个计划 Listen, Benny, we've got a little plan we want to run past you.
我洗耳恭听 I'm all ears.
这个叫Danush的 This Danush character.
为什么我们不搞垮他? Why don't we take him down?
你们开玩笑的吧? Are you serious?
他是个下流胚子 人又贪婪 不过还好 他用现金 He's a nasty piece of work, he's greedy and best of all, he's in the cash game.
你们没听清楚吧? Haven't you been listening?
这不是什么庸俗的商人寻求快速致富 This isn't a sleazy businessman looking to turn a quick buck.
他完全按自己的一套规矩做事 He plays by a whole different set of rules.
你们不会想惹上Danush这样的人的 You don't want to mess with Danush.
好吧 就像我说的 你知道 这只是个想法而已 Yeah, well, like I said, it was just a thought, you know.
不论如何 Benny 我想介绍你认识个人 Anyway, Benny, there's someone we'd like you to meet.
我们外出时 能陪伴你的伙伴 A companion for you when we're out and about.
一个 嗯... 聪明 有魅力 -极具幽默感 Someone, um...intelligent. Charming. -Great sense of humour.
有着性感大腿的人 And terrific legs.
Eddie 这是Benny Benny 这位是Eddie Eddie, Benny. Benny, this is Eddie.
好的 伙计 你又在掐猫脖子玩吗 Ed?（讽刺酒吧音乐难听） All right, mate. You been strangling a cat again, Ed?
搞笑咯 你们这是侮辱天才之作啊 Very funny. You're insulting the work of a genius.
-为什么 是谁? -你们都是门外汉啊 -Why, who is it? -Heathens, the lot of you.
Joe Oliver 史上最伟大的爵士乐巨匠之一 Joe Oliver, one of the greatest exponents of jazz that ever lived.
Benny要在你这呆段时间 希望你罩着点 他得保持低调 Benny's confined to quarters for a while. Thought you could babysit. He's got to keep his head down.
很好啊 换个懂我的行家陪着也不错啊 Be my pleasure. Be a bit of sophisticated company for a change.
顺便说下 那帽衫不错啊 哥们 Nice hoody, that, mate, by the way.
别担心 你在这里很安全 Don't worry, you'll be safe here.
四处都是酒 Ed Drinks all round, Ed.
-我们是他唯一的客人 你懂的 -我听见了 -We're his only customers, you know. -I heard that.
Benny 你应该明白 他们算是盯上Danush这个熟果子了 You know what, Benny, they've got a point Danush is ripe for the picking.
对 也许吧 但他也很聪明 而且还极度危险 Yes,maybe.But he's also smart and extremely dangerous.
外面容易下手的多的是 There are easier marks.
那些"小白"我们没有下套 None that we've got on the hook right now.
所以 像你说的 这不是容易与否的事 Anyway, like you said, it's not about easy.
Benny 你现在深陷泥潭 Benny，You're in a hole.
我们想拉你一把 我们会竭尽所能帮助你 We want to help get you out here. We'll cut you in on anything what we make.
应该足够你脱身了 Might be enough to get you on your feet.
当做是你的马贝拉养老金吧 Think of it as your Marbella fund.
你要做的就是给我们提供信息 All you have to do is help us out.
我很感激各位如此鼎力相助 可我不知道 I appreciate you trying to help me, but I don't know.
因为人人都对Danush避之唯恐不及啊 Danush is seriously bad news.
听着 你得尽快离开此地 你还有更好的主意吗? Look, you need out of this town, fast. You got any better ideas?
你们需要我做什么? What would you need me to do?
给我们有关Danush的内幕 帮我们想出个计划 Just give us the lowdown on Danush, help come up with a plan.
剩下的就交给我们好了 And then leave the rest to us.
好的 好的 但是别说我没提醒你们 OK. OK, but don't say I didn't warn you.
-好孩子 -好的 你手上有什么料? -Good lad. -OK, so what have you got?
-关于Danush的? -嗯 -On Danush? -Mmm.
不是很多 Not a lot.
你们是要再点个酒 还是光干坐在这儿? You lot gonna order another drink, or are you just gonna sit here?
哥们 我们坐在这儿就好 We'll probably just sit here, actually, mate.
不是吧 Benny 你肯定还记得其他什么的 Oh, come on, Benny, you must remember something.
-他是伊朗人 -你说了 -他是哪里起家的? -He's Iranian. -So you said. -Where does he operate from?
不知道 他从未说起过 I dunno, he never said.
-你在哪里遇见他的? -一个拳击馆 -Where did you meet him? -At a boxing gym.
他每天都健身 He does a workout every day.
他肯定有间办公室还是什么的 He's got to have an office somewhere or something.
我们又不是什么酒友 我是真不知道 We weren't exactly drinking buddies. I'm sorry,
我对他一无所知 I don't know anything about him.
-但是如果你看见他 就能认出他 是吗? -肯定的 -But you'd recognise him if you saw him, yeah? -Of course I would.
为什么这么问? Why?
可能他今天不会来 Maybe he's not going today.
你说他每天早上都练上一小时的 You said he goes for an hour every morning.
我只是说定期来 我不清楚他是不是每天都来 I meant regularly. I don't know if he goes every day.
-那就有的等了 -如果他看见我 我就死定了 -Could be a long wait, then. -If he sees me, I'm so dead.
我已经告诉你们是哪个体育馆 他长什么样子了 I've shown you the gym and told you what he looks like.
能不能载我回酒吧? Can't you drop me back at the bar?
伦敦西边儿也很大的 Benny 伊朗人 快奔四了 This is west London, Benny. He's Iranian, late thirties.
这些信息也没把范围给缩小啊 That doesn't narrow things down much round here.
-Benny? -是他! -Benny? -It's him!
-你确定? -我相当确定 -Are you sure? -Of course I'm sure.
-我们赶紧遁吧! -伙计 把头低下来 -Now, would you please get me out of here! -You keep your head down, mate,
我们很快就能把你送回农场的 we'll have you back at the ranch in no time.
乖乖 Oi-oi.
嗯 Benny 你最好别把头抬起来 Yeah, you'd best keep your head down, Benny.
为什么 他在干什么? Why, what's he doing now?
他在 呃... 帮个老太太拎东西 He's, er...helping an old lady with her shopping,
但是他还看着这个方向 but he is looking this way.
噢 他很健美 我只是说他一看就像是常锻炼的人 Oh, he's fit. I just mean he looks like he works out a lot.
-你不是说过吗 Benny? -这就是Danush -Didn't you say that, Benny? -This is Danush.
我们认为他姓Larijani 但他可能有很多化名 We think his surname's Larijani, but he's likely to have lots of aliases.
这就是他的地盘 在Stanmore的一个工业单元区 This is where he's based, an industrial unit in Stanmore. But he meets punters
但他晨练之后 在Silver街拳击馆里的咖啡厅 like Benny here in the cafe at the Silver Street Boxing Gym
和Benny这样的赌马人会面 after his morning workout.
就这么多? And that's it?
拜托 Benny Benny 你肯定还能记起些什么 Come on, Benny. Benny. You must remember something else.
一张脸 一个名字 一些片断 随便什么 A face, a name, a little snippet of something. Anything.
我...对不起 I'm...sorry.
好吧 我们得自己去那里 Right, OK, we'll have to get out there ourselves.
就问常用的联络人 肯定有人听说过他 Use the usual contacts. Someone must have heard of him.
Sean Emma 我们需要搞到他的电脑和手机 Sean, Emma, we need access to his laptop and his mobile,
或者其他能让我们占据有利地位的东西 anything that'll get us the inside track.
这人很谨慎 你们请便吧 This man is elusive. Do whatever you need to.
-你们全都走了 那我呢? -放松点 我们很快回来 - You all off out, then? -Relax, we'll be back before you know it.
不 我没看到过他 No, I haven't seen him.
你有没有看到过这老头? Have you seen this geezer?
好吧 加油 All right, cheers anyway.
什么都没有?好吧 Nothing? OK.
-那么 找到什么了吗? -什么也没有 你呢? -So, anything? -Not a sausage. You?
什么也没有 没有人听说过他（nada 西语 "没有"的意思） Zip. Nada. Zero. No-one's heard of him.
总之 没有人见过他 No-one we know, anyway.
跟我说过的一样 他来无影去无踪 Like I said, he flies under the radar.
让我们期待Sean和Emma在他仓库那里有所发现吧 Let's hope Sean and Emma find something at the lock-up.
别让他走了 Don't let him leave.
-十二点半之前一定要回来 别迟到了 -小菜一碟 -You've got till half past. Don't be late. -Piece of cake.
嘿 对了 我突然想起关于Danush的一些事情 Hey, yeah. I just remembered something about Danush.
什么? What's that?
他养了一条狗 哦 是吗? He's got a dog. Oh, yeah?
(狗吠声) DOG BARKS
(狗咆哮声) DOG GROWLS
好孩子 Good boy.
(电话响) PHONE RINGS
Ash 是我 听着 我拿到了他的电脑 Ash, it's me. Listen, I've got the laptop,
但是有密码保护 你能破解吗? but it's password protected. Can you bypass it?
在这儿没办法 你就试一试常用的密码 Not from here. Start by trying the usual passwords.
-哪些是? -最常用的五个是"123" -Which are? -The top five are the numbers 123,
-然后是"password" 然后是"letmein" 然后是1到6 然后1到8 -不对 -then "password", then "letmein", then the numbers one to six, then one to eight. -No.
听着 我快没时间了 Listen, I'm kind of running out of time here.
-搭档的名字? -什么? -生日? -不知道 -Partner's name? -What? -Birthdays? -No idea.
宠物的名字 我不知道 不知道 宠物!那只狗叫什么? Pet's name. I don't know, I don't know. Pet! What's the dog's name?
你在耍我吗?你知道有只狗? Are you having a laugh? You knew about the dog?
它有没有戴项圈? Has it got a collar?
-不 没有项圈 没有 -看看项圈上写的名字 Sean - No. No collar, no. -Just read the name on the collar, Sean.
听着 我可不要被它咬掉我的手 Listen, I'm not getting my bloody hand bitten off trying to get
而仅仅为了得到一个根本不可能是密码的名字 a name which I guarantee you will not be the password!
好家伙 待会儿告诉我们你搞定了没 Good lad. Let us know how you get on.
Ash? Ash?
太好了 应该就是那只狗的名字 Yeah, bound to be the dog's name.
(铃声) PHONE BEEPS
哦 Oh.
(低声咆哮) LOW GROWLING
(低语) HE MURMURS
Tyson（泰森...） Tyson.
Tyson Tyson.
(喃喃说话) HE MOUTHS
不好意思 伙伴 你丢了钥匙吗? Sorry, mate, have you lost your keys?
-是的 -我刚刚在那地板上找到了 -谢谢你 -Yes. -I just found them on the floor down there. -Thank you.
呃...在你走之前... Er...before you go...
不好意思 打扰一下 不会占用你太长时间的 Sorry, excuse me? It won't take long.
(低声咆哮) LOW GROWLING
(狗吠声) BARKING
(狂吠) FRANTIC BARKING
-什么事? -这个俱乐部举办了一场比赛 -What is it? -The club is running a contest
对手是当地其他健身房 against a couple of the local gyms.
有些教练员想知道你能不能参加 Some of the trainers wanted to know if you could fight.
算了吧 Just forget it.
奥林匹克预选赛将在两周内开始了 Well, the Olympic trials start in two weeks.
奥林匹克预选赛?你在说什么? Olympic trials? What are you talking about?
没什么 开个玩笑 No, I'm just kidding.
这不好笑 It's not funny,
-好吗?我差点被咬伤了 -这真是潦倒的生活 是吧 Sean? -all right? I could have been mauled. -It's a dog's life, eh, Sean?
如果你想寻求同情的话 你找错对象了 If you're looking for sympathy, you're barking up the wrong tree.
这是个弱肉强食的世界 孩子 It's a dog-eat-dog world, kid.
真有趣 好了 最重要的是你成功潜入了 Very funny! All right, the important thing is you got in there.
Ash 你从他的电脑里找到了些什么? Ash, what have we got from his laptop?
很多用户名 电子表格 赌博预测 Lots of admin, spreadsheets, betting forecasts,
女人的色情照片 还有大量的邮件 photos of women's privates and loads of emails.
-有什么有意思的吗? -这些都太含糊了 -Anything interesting? -It's vague
不过看起来他涉及了许多行业 - 赌博 高利贷 but it looks like he's got his finger in lots of pies - gambling, loan-sharking,
还有他生意的关键之处 - 走私逃税香烟 and the key to his business - smuggled duty-free fags.
他的仓库里到处都是 His lock-up was full of 'em.
-简直嗅到了钱的香味 -不过有个更好的消息 -Ah, the sweet smell of cash. -But here's the best bit.
他的供应商在多佛被捕了 His supplier's been nicked at Dover
因为携带了价值五十万镑的烟 with half a million quid's worth of cigarettes on board.
-那他是个中间商咯? -没错 而购买他香烟的经销商 -So he's a middle man? -Exactly. And the distributors
正威胁他说 如果他再进不到货的话 he sells the fags on to are threatening to find another dealer
就要找别的中间商了 if he can't get more product in.
很好 很好 我觉得我们找到突破口了 Good, good. I think we've just found our way in.
你确定我们这样是正确的吗 Mick? You sure we're doing the right thing here, Mick?
是什么让你不安? What's bothering you?
很多事都取决于此了 Well, we've got a lot riding on the top of this.
如果失败的话 If it backfires,
那我们要担心的就不仅仅是钱的问题了 it's not just the cash we're going to have to worry about.
我们在进行一项风险交易 Ash We're in the risk business, Ash.
在紧要关头总有很多比钱更重要的东西 There's always more than cash at stake.
是的 不过我们有没有正当的理由? Yeah, but are we doing this for the right reason?
你为什么做这件事? Why are you doing it?
-我觉得是因为内疚 -内疚?因为什么? -Guilt, I suppose. -Guilt? What for?
我的底线 Mick... Bottom line, Mick...
Benny是一个比我技术更全面的小偷 他一直都是 Benny's a better all-round grifter than me. He always has been.
没有什么是他做不到的 There's nothing he can't do.
可是你选择了我加入团队 而不是他 But you chose me for this crew, not him.
是的 我有选择你的理由 你不用觉得内疚 Yeah, and I had my reasons. There's nothing for you to feel guilty about.
有些时候生活就取决于一些细节 Sometimes life boils down to a few little moments.
当你拒绝Benny的时候 这就成了他的失败之处 When you turned Benny down, that was one of his.
他从此就成了一个失败者 He's been on a downer ever since.
当生命终结的时候 At the end of the day,
我们都应该为自己的命运负责 we're each responsible for our own destiny.
这不是你的过错 也不是我的 It's not your fault, or mine.
恩 可能吧 Yeah, maybe.
为什么你想要揭露Danush? So why do you want to nail Danush?
因为他是个值得我们赚一笔的金主 He's a worthy mark.
哦 没错 Oh, right.
所以这不是为了报答Benny救了你? So it's nothing to do with repaying Benny for saving your skinny arse?
如果我们可以拿下那个混蛋 If we can take down a scumbag
然后从中得到一笔六位数的钱 and get a six-figure sum in the process
同时还能帮助一个同伙 我觉得这就叫做双赢 and help a fellow grifter, I call that a win-win.
好吧 不过回答我 All right, but answer me this.
如果不考虑Benny的因素 If you take Benny out of the equation,
你还会不会设计这个圈套来对付Danush? would you still run a scam on Danush?
会啊 你呢? Yeah. You?
哦 我不知道 Oh, I dunno.
等我们做完了你再问我好了 Ask me when it's over.
怎么样?喝一杯吗? How we doing? Get you a drink?
不用了 你是个好伙伴 谢谢 No, you're all right mate, thanks.
你很早以前就知道他们了吗? You known them long?
哦 我们老早以前就认识了 是的 你呢? Oh, we go way back, yeah. You?
嗯 也是 其实认识了几年了 Yeah, yeah, a few years, actually.
我应该算是队伍的第六人吧 你懂? I'm sort of like the sixth member of the team, you know?
呃 更像一个隐姓埋名的合伙人 Well, more like a silent partner,
真的 不过我有时给他们一些建议 really, but I give them a few ideas and that, you know?
幕后的智囊团? The brains behind the gang?
恩 差不多 是的 Yeah, that sort of thing, yeah.
早上好 Eddie 给我拿一杯咖啡 好吗? Morning, Eddie. Do us a coffee, would you?
-好的 -哦 对了 拿两杯吧 -Yes. -Oh, yeah, make that two.
-好的 -三杯吧 谢谢 -OK. -Three, please.
Ed 再来杯薄荷茶 谢谢 Peppermint tea, please, Ed.
恩 给我来一杯脱因无脂拿铁 干杯 Yeah, I'll have a decaf skinny latte, cheers.
-哦 再来点杏仁饼干 -好的 -Oh, and some of those almond biscuits. -Yes, all right!
十个包裹收六十二镑 你能相信吗? 62 quid for ten packs, can you believe that?
没错 其中五十镑是税 Yeah, and 50 of that's tax.
-五十镑? -政府的职责 就是敲诈 -50 quid? -Government duty, there's the racket.
是的 你们有没有想过为什么从来没有在货车上 Yeah, ever wonder why you never see cigarette brands
看到过香烟广告? on the side of lorries?
-货运行业太赚钱了 -说的没错 -Cargo's too valuable. -Precisely.
一辆大货车可以运将近五十万盒香烟 - A big lorry can hold about just under half a million packs of cigarettes -
这是其中的六万盒 that's 60,000 of these.
价值三百万英镑多一点 Which makes just over 3 million pounds.
如果你可以用货车来装载逃税香烟的话 And if you can get a lorry-load of duty-free packs in,
这将是一笔巨大的利润 well, you're talking huge margins.
没错 可是如果没有供应商的话 Danush就没得玩了 Yeah, but without a supplier, Danush is out of the game. Hmm,
这也就是我们突破的关键点 which is where we come in.
你德国口音模仿得像不像? How's your German accent?
(差劲的德国口音) 我觉得不是很像 POOR GERMAN ACCENT: Not so convincing, I think.
好的 荷兰口音? OK. Dutch?
说得像本地人一样 Speak it like a native.
那就用荷兰口音吧 Dutch it is, then.
首先 我们需要在Danush附近找一间仓库 First, we'll need a lock-up near Danush.
Emma 你来完成这个工作 Emma, that's your job.
打扰一下 有人吗? Excuse me? Hello there.
石棉墙很危险 你不该掉以轻心 You really can't take any chances with asbestos.
结果应该在两周内就可以出来 Should get the results back in the next couple of weeks,
不过在此期间 这里不能停车 but in the meantime, we'll need the car out.
不过这车确实很漂亮 She's a beauty, though.
我和Sean会在仓库门前扮演卖走私香烟的供应商 Sean and I will play dealers selling smuggled cigarettes out our lock-up.
所以丢掉那些名牌衣服 Sean So lose the designer wardrobe, Sean.
我们为Albert做事 是纽约的一个大亨 正在... We work for Albert, who's a big shot from New York looking to...
在伦敦开始经商 set up in London.
Danush不会因为没有听说过他而产生怀疑 Danush won't question why he's never heard of him.
我会假装偶遇Danush 无意中露出货物 I'll bump into Danush, flash the product,
保证他目睹我们交易香烟的全过程 and make sure he witnesses a delivery of cigarettes
而且要瞒过我们狡猾的荷兰籍货车司机 from our dodgy Dutch truck driver.
如果我们能让他信服的话 Danush肯定会来找我们的 If we can pull all of this off convincingly Danush will come to us.
他会希望认识Albert 然后再介绍给Ash He'll want an introduction to Albert, and a way in with Ash.
喂 喂 有人么?嗨 Hello, hello? Anybody at home? Hey.
(狗吠声) BARKING
-天哪 真是条大狗 不是么? -你想干吗? -My, that's a big 'un, isn't? -What do you want?
我只是随便逛逛 兄弟 I'm just doing the rounds, bruv,
认识一下周围的邻居 introducing myself to the neighbours and that.
-问声好 嘿 听着 你抽烟吗? -不 -Saying hello. Hey, listen, do you smoke? -No.
那你的妻子 你女朋友呢? Maybe your wife, your girlfriend?
(狗继续吠) DOG CONTINUES TO BARK
好吧 好吧 All right, all right.
我看出来你很忙 我妨碍了你 是吧?再见 I can see you're busy man and I'm holding you up, yeah? Later.
嘿 老板的电话 Hey, I've got the boss on the phone.
谢谢 伙计 Thanks, mate.
-你有载重车的驾照吗? -有 -Have you got an HGV license? -Yeah.
-是真的驾照? -不是-你开过的最大的车是什么 Ash? -A real one? -No. -What's the biggest thing you've driven, Ash?
我不知道 I dunno.
-大概是载重七吨半的船 -这辆车可以载44吨 -Seven-and-a-half tonner, probably. -This thing can carry 44 tonnes.
开错一步可以毁掉一栋楼 One wrong move and you'll flatten buildings.
真的吗?好吧 好吧 好吧 Really? Well, well, well.
-说实话 我真的厌倦了他们老是捉弄我 -怎么捉弄? -To be honest, I'm getting fed up with them always playing tricks on me. -What tricks?
硬币骗局 纸牌骗局 就那些 Coin tricks, card tricks, that sort of thing.
所有让他们白吃白喝的把戏 Anything to get out of paying for their tab.
这花了我一大笔钱 It's costing me a fortune.
所以... So...
-我自己也学会了一些把戏 -噢 真的吗? -I've been practising a few tricks of my own. -Oh, yeah?
是时候反败为胜了 Time to turn the tables.
-介不介意把你当作我的实验对象? -不 当然不介意 -Mind if I use you as my guinea pig? -No. Sure, sure.
我觉得我玩得够熟练了 I think I've got it pretty much sussed,
不过练习永远都不嫌多 对吧? like, but you can't practice too much, can you?
不 你足够熟练了 Eddie No, you're right enough there, Eddie.
不 不 不 不 把大王藏在右手里... No, no, no, no. Hide the king in your right hand...
哦 对 对 对 骗到你了吧 是吧 好的 这就对了 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Got you, yeah, all right. That's right.
现在你... And now you...
把最后一张牌快速放到牌堆的最上面 像这样 flash the final card off the top of the deck like that.
-瞧!你猜是什么? -呃... -Voila! What do you reckon? -Well...
再试一次 Let's try it again.
等一等 就在这附近了 Hang on a minute, it's here somewhere.
呃... Um...
-这是你猜的牌 -不是 -That's your card. -No.
喔 呃... Oh. Erm...
-是这张吗? -不 不是 -That one? -No, it's not.
-你确定吗? -百分百确定 -You sure? -100%.
嘿 给我吧 Here, give them to me.
-那张牌在这里 -噢 没错 对 对 -There it is. -Oh, right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
给我吧 我再试一次 Give them here, I'll try it again.
我还在尝试改进的是 The other one I've been perfecting
偷别人手表时不被他们发现 is where you steal someone's watch without them noticing.
开始吧 等一会儿 Here we go, just a minute.
喂 你打算在镜子前呆一天吗? Oi! Are you going to spend all day in front of that mirror?
你认为呢? What do you reckon?
-要说实话吗? -说实话 -Honestly? -Honestly.
-确实有提升 -太好了 -It's a definite improvement. -Cheers.
注意 我们的观众来了 Look sharp, we've got an audience.
你知道租这些花哨的轮胎花了多少钱吗? Know how much it's costing to rent this set of fancy wheels?
-说吧 多少钱? -五分钟的甜言蜜语 就花了这么多 -Go on, how much? -Five whole minutes of sweet-talking, that's how much.
(低语) HE MURMURS
-告诉你 Mick 我们在浪费时间 -耐心点 -I'm telling you, Mick, it's a waste of time. -Be patient.
他说不定根本没注意到我们 He probably hasn't even noticed us yet.
机会总是给有准备的人 Everything comes to he who waits.
是吗?那么 五十镑 Yeah? Well, 50 quid
我赌在我们有所行动之前什么也不会发生 says nothing happens till we make it happen.
-五十镑? -五十镑 -50 quid? -50 quid.
100磅吧 Make it 100.
-什么? -没错！你这么确定的话 我就出100 -What? -Yeah! If you're so sure, let's make it 100.
-好呗 那就100 -你怎么在我的地盘卖烟? -All right. 100 it is. -Why are you selling these on my turf?
没事儿吧你?改主意了? You all right? You changed your mind?
你继续在这里卖这些东西的话 You continue to sell these
只要是在这里和坚守岭之间 anywhere between here and Kensal Green
我就拧断你们的胳膊 and I will break your arms,
打折你的腿 and then I will break your legs,
爆了你的头 你的明白? then I break your head. Do you understand?
好吧 伙计 别着急 我就是讨口饭吃 明白? All right, bruv, take it easy. I'm just doing a job, you get me?
你的明白? Do you understand?
是的 很明白 但是...冷静 行不? Yes, absolutely. But... just chill, all right?
毫无疑问 你已经挣到钱了 嗯? Now, obviously, you've got a beef, yeah?
所以 现在我给老板打电话 So, look, I'll call my boss,
我们得公平合理地解决问题 we'll get things sorted out nice and proper.
你可真是太好了 伙计 It'll be sweet, man.
是 是 是我 很抱歉打扰你 Yeah, yeah, it's me. Sorry to bother you.
Dent先生 我觉得你得见见这个人 Mr Dent, there's someone I think you need to meet.
抢地盘是上个世纪的事儿了 过时了 是不? Turf wars are so 20th century, don't you think?
我离开纽约就是因为抢地盘什么的 They're one of the many reasons that I left New York.
Dent先生 按我们那的规矩 Where I come from, Mr Dent,
闯进其他买卖人的地盘可是大不敬啊 it shows disrespect to move into the territory of another businessman.
在我们那儿 你要敢这么办 他们会砍掉你的手 In my country, they cut off your hand for such things.
额 我觉得咱们能以更友好的方式解决这个问题 Well, I'm sure we can resolve this problem in a more amicable way.
当然 你要做的就是 别在我的地盘上卖烟了 Sure. All you have to do is stop selling in my territory.
Larijani先生 可问题是 Well, the truth is, Mr Larijani, that there are
在你地盘上的经销商哭着叫着求我给他们供货 plenty of distributors in your patch begging me to supply them.
是你不了解他们也好 他们不了解你也罢 Either they don't know about you or you don't know about them,
-事实就是事实 他们就在你家门口呢 -我... -but they're out there. They're right on your doorstep. -I have...
跟我的供应商之间有点儿小问题 temporary problems with my supplier.
但这不是你插手我这里生意的借口 But that does not excuse you to muscle in and try to take over.
你懂的 伦敦烟民有100万之众 Look, there are one million smokers in London,
他们每周要消费8000多万支香烟 and they smoke over 80 million cigarettes every week.
所以说 客户不是问题所在 Larijani先生 So finding customers is not the problem, Mr Larijani.
要足量供应他们 才是问题所在 你懂的 To supply them, as you know, IS the problem.
没准儿我能帮你 Maybe I can help.
那么说 Danush觉得我们可以卖给他走私来的免税烟 So Danush thinks we're going to sell him smuggled duty free fags.
-但是我们不会这么做 你看 我们要给他的其实是... -But we don't want to do that. See, what we're going to give him is...
成捆的报纸 Bundles of newspaper,
-谢谢街角的Big Dave小店友情提供 -好孩子 -courtesy of Big Dave down the corner shop. -Good lad.
但是我们的朋友是个偏执妄想狂 But our friend, who has paranoid tendencies,
他会核实他是否被骗了 当然 他被骗这是事实 will check he's not being ripped off, which, of course, he is.
他要想逐箱检查可得花好几个小时 It would take hours to check every single box,
所以他只能抽查 so he'll only check some of them.
-我们怎么知道他要抽查哪箱? -我们不知道 -How do we know where to place the real cartons? -We don't.
幸运的是 我们找到一个行为科学家 他会知道的 Luckily, I've found a behavioural scientist who does.
什么? A what?
行为科学家 - 一个系统分析人类行为的人 A behavioural scientist - the systematic analysis of human behaviour.
一个骗子 不过挂着迷惑人的头衔罢了 A grifter, but with letters after his name.
他怎么帮忙? How will he help?
要是我们知道了我们的好盆友要抽查哪箱 If we know which boxes our friend's going to check,
我们就可以知道把真货放在哪儿了 we know where to stick the real cartons.
-所以我们只需要把他引到正确的位置就行? -没错 -So we just steer him in the right direction? -Exactly.
来点儿强制性建议什么的 Bit of coercive persuasion.
-你要催眠他? -不 不完全正确 我做给你看 -You're going to hypnotise him? -No, not exactly. I'll show you.
来吧 Sean 选一个 Here you go, Sean, pick one of them.
-啊? -快点儿 选一个 -Eh? -Go on, choose one.
好伙计 翻过来 上面怎么说 Good lad. Turn it over, read what it says.
Sean将会选中金字塔 "Sean will pick the pyramid."
也就是我想让你选择的那个 Same one I would have picked.
-太棒了 -怎么做到的? -给了你一点儿暗示 就这样 -Very nice. -What's the trick? -Bit of suggestion, that's all.
我们要给他的暗示就是...啊哈 What we're going to give him is... A-ha.
对Danush 我们要在真货的箱子上做标记 For Danush, we'll use a symbol on the box we want him to choose,
这些标记是我们特设的视觉线索 linked to visual cues we'll plant
他会在路上看到这些暗示 你来搞定 Sean which he'll see en route to the meet. Little job for you, Sean.
给你 There you go.
我们抵达之后还要用到语言暗示 And verbal cues we'll use when we're there.
每隔几分钟我们就要把这几个词穿插到对话中 A little word we'll drop into the conversation every few minutes.
-这些会有用么 你有没有信心? -教授说95%有用 -How confident are you this is going to work? -The prof reckons 95%.
-希望他说的没错 -到时候总共会有多少箱货? -Hope he's right. -How many boxes will there be in total?
我跟他说有10000支香烟 共200包 他要一半 I've told him we had 10,000 cartons of 200. He'll take half,
-他觉得我们会留下另一半 -没错 10000支就是20箱 -and he expects us to buy the other half. -Yeah, 10,000 of these is 20 of those.
-钱要怎么搞定? -Ash是供货商 你把钱给他就行 -How is the money going to work? -Ash is the supplier so you'll give your money to him.
-Danush会有样学样 -假钞 是不? -你觉得呢 Benny? -Danush will follow. -Phoney cash, yeah? -What do you think, Benny?
你们已经见过他了 真的要冒险? You've met him. Do you want to risk that?
不 不 还是用真钱吧 No. No, it better be real cash.
-多少? -12万5 -How much? -125 grand.
（口哨） HE WHISTLES
我们有这么多钱没? Do we have that much?
是 我知道你不出租冰箱 Charlie Yeah, I know you don't rent fridges, Charlie,
但是你可以给我开个先例嘛 but you can make an exception for me.
一天十磅 这周末我就还回去 Tenner a day each, and I'll have them back to you by the weekend.
对了 我要的冰箱都得装箱哦 行不?很好 Oh, and I need them still in their boxes, yeah? Good lad.
-真浪费人才 -可不是咋滴 -I'm wasted. -Obviously.
其他的箱子装上报纸 Sean OK, pack the rest with newspaper, Sean.
Larijani先生 我是Charlie Dent Mr Larijani. Charlie Dent.
是啊 我只是要告诉你我们的荷兰盆友 Yeah. I just wanted to confirm that our Dutch friend
明天就要交货了 跟我们谈的一样 will be making the delivery tomorrow as we discussed.
你的5000包 12万5千磅 There'll be 5,000 cartons - 125,000 pounds,
附加10%的费用 一口价 plus a 10% fee, non-negotiable.
啊? Ah?
好的！没问题 Right! Excellent.
你没事儿吧? You all right?
没事儿 我们不该找Danush的麻烦 No. We shouldn't be messing with Danush.
要是搞砸了 就全是我的错 If it goes tits up, it'll all be my fault.
我们计划很周密 会没事儿的 It's a good plan. It'll be fine.
老天开眼 希望我们会没事儿吧 Let's hope you're right for all our sakes.
全体都有 Eddie准备了快捷早餐 Ok, everyone, Eddie's lined up a quick breakfast.
我们再最后一次回顾下计划 然后开始行动 We'll go through the plan one last time and then we're on.
-你来不来? -不 你们加油！我太紧张了 吃不下饭 -You coming? -No, you guys crack on. I'm too nervous to eat.
Benny 你确定? Benny, are you sure?
-是 是 没错 -好呗 晚点儿再会 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Right, we'll see you later.
嘿 伙计们... Hey guys...
祝你们好运咯 Good luck, eh?
我丢掉卡车之后马上就带钱回来这里 As soon as I've dumped the lorry, I'll bring the cash back here.
有什么忽视掉的东西没?都考虑到了?万无一失了? Nothing overlooked? Covered all angles? Left nothing to chance?
没有了 我觉得我们考虑周全了 Nothing. I think we're there.
-那好 -给你 -谢谢 -All right then. -There you go. -Good lad.
好戏开场 女士们先生们 Eddie酒吧现场秀 And now, ladies and gentleman, live from Eddie's Bar,
我来给你们展示伟大的Eddie I give you The Great Eddini himself.
-你们谁教他的? -现在 我需要一个志愿者... -呃 Eddie... -Have you slipped him something? -Now, I'll need a volunteer. -Er, Eddie...
啊啊啊 等等！你 先生 就是你 选一张牌 Ah, ah, ah! You, sir, you, sir. Pick a card,
随便选一张 我保证我会找到的 any card. Guarantee I'll find it.
-我找到 你们餐费加倍 找不到 这顿我请 -哦 搞定他 -Double or quits on your tab. -Oh, get him, eh?
-Eddie 你看 我们在忙着 -哦 明白 -Eddie, look, we're in the middle of something here. -Oh, I see.
-你们怕了吧 是不是? -是啊 Ed 我们吓得发抖 -Running scared, are we? -Yeah, we're quaking Ed!
-好的 到时见 -我们比你晚到一分钟 -Right, I'll see you there. -We'll be one minute behind you.
别让他怀疑我们是一起来的就行 Don't let him think we've arrived together.
Dent先生 Mr Dent.
时间掐的刚刚好啊 Larijan先生 Impeccable timing, Mr Larijani.
言归正传吧 Let's get down to business.
当然 时间不等人 是不是? Sure. The clock's ticking, yeah?
那么 你们怎么分货? So, who's getting what?
-5000是Larijan先生的 5000是我们的 -很好 那简单 -It's five thousand for Mr Larijani here, and another five thousand for us man. -Cool. That's easy.
每人10箱 好的 你想验货么? That's ten boxes each. Yeah. You wanna check inside?
不 我相信你一次 No, I trust you this time.
那么 你呢? Well, what about you?
好好利用时间 哥们儿 Well take your time, man.
顶上这箱 This one at the top.
这箱? Dat one there?
我们要给他的是... What we're gonna give him is...
成捆的报纸 由Big Dave友情提供 Bundles of newspaper, courtesy of Big Dave.
-时间不等人... -不 我相信你一次 -The clock's ticking... -No, I trust you this time.
好好利用时间 哥们儿 Well take your time man.
不 中间那箱 No this one in the middle.
很好 Good.
一手交钱一手交货 Now let's see the money.
12万5 A 125 grand.
没假的吧? Looks good, yeah?
Dent先生 都在这儿了 Mr Dent, it's all there.
（刹车声） TYRES SCREECH
举起手来！不许动！ Hands up! Nobody move!
你们敢动一动手指 就打死你们 Right you lot try anything and you're all dead.
呆在那儿别动 别动！呆在那儿别动！ Stay where you are boy, stay there! Stay where you are!
走 走 速度撤！ Go, go, go, go!
怎么回事儿? What was that?
-这是搞什么飞机? -我还想问你呢 -What the hell was that? -You tell me.
-你给我下套... You set me up...
你指谁呢你 我擦 谁知道是不是你给我们下套?！ Who you pointing at, man? How do we know it wasn't you!?
我去追他们 I'm going after them.
是我 It's me.
我勒个去 神速啊 Bloody hell, that was quick.
怎么样? How did it go?
全按剧本来的 哥们儿！ Like bloody clockwork, man!
进来... Get in...
祝你们好运 Good luck, eh.
一帮他娘的脑残 Bunch of bloody half-wits.
我费了几年时间策划了这个骗局 I spent years trying to come up with a plan they'd fall for.
几个月之前 Then a few months back
我听说这个送葬人组织了一场假葬礼... I read about this undertaker who'd organised a fake funeral...
宾果！我知道机会来了 And bingo! I knew I had it.
Ash Morgan 调停者 他是这么自称的 Ash Morgan, fixer. Or so he says.
他是在我背后插刀子抢走我在Mickey队伍中地位的混蛋 He's the back-stabbing bastard that nicked my place on Mickey's team.
多少年来 他一直分享着荣誉和金钱 He's spent years sharing the glory, and the money,
虽然每个人都知道我才是更完美的骗子 when everyone knows I'm the better grifter.
现在 我要血债血偿 Well, now it's payback time.
这个就是伟大的Mickey Bricks This is the great Mickey Bricks.
骗王之王 至少他会让你这么觉得 King of the conmen, or so he'd have you believe.
Mickey 是时候改朝换代了 Well, the king is dead, Mickey.
国王万岁 Long live the king.
计划是什么 老板? So what's the plan, boss?
我要利用他们的自负情绪 让他们认为 I'm going to play to their massive egos and let them think
是他们想出了计划 they're coming up with the plan
而我 会一直在幕后操作 掌控全局 when all the time I'll be the background, controlling everything.
-很好 -我们让他们碰上的困难越多 -Nice. -The tougher we make it for them,
他们越会信以为真 the less they'll suspect they're being had.
哦 别这样 Benny 你肯定还记得什么的... Oh, come on Benny you must remember something else...
-脸啊 名字啊什么的... -抱歉... -A face, a name... -Sorry...
你得有间办公室 You'll need an office.
是的 我想租一家小的厂房 Aye I'm interested in renting a small industrial unit.
Lloyd 现在 你 你的名字是... Lloyd, now you. Your name is...
Danush Larijani 敢找我的麻烦 我就把你的牙一颗一颗拔出来 Danush Larijani. Mess with me and I will pull your teeth out.
我们需要一条狗 挺凶的那种 We'll need a dog. Something nasty.
我姨家有一条罗威纳犬 叫Benji 软柿子一个... Me aunty's got a Rottweiler. Benji, soft bugger...
-但是看起来很凶 -很好 -but he looks the part. -Perfect.
这上边有一些邮件给他们指引正确的行动方向 There are some emails on there that'll say you're in the right direction.
他们会潜入你的办公室 所以把电脑放进抽屉里 They'll break into the office, so put it in a desk drawer.
记得设上密码保护 Make sure it's password protected.
答案是狗的名字 Name of the dog'll do.
不是Benji 用Tyson Not Benji. Tyson.
-搞个狗牌 -他们怎么会想到这上面? -Get a tag. -How are they gonna figure that out?
相信我 他们会找到的 Trust me, they will.
Benny让我来的 Benny sent us.
我们需要一些钱来掉包 去Vic那里借 We'll need some cash for the exchange. Get it from Vic.
军工厂Vic 开玩笑呢吧 Vic the Mic you're joking.
没关系 我们只是借用几个小时 It's fine we'll only need it for a few hours.
-Benny怎么样? -挺好 他挺好的 -So, how's Benny? -Aye, he's good.
13万7千磅 137 grand.
要数一下么? Do you wanna count it?
不需要 信得过你 No, you're all right.
跟Benny说 今晚7点以前一定要还回来 Remind Benny that I want it back by seven o'clock tonight.
还有5000磅的利息 Plus my five grand fee.
如果做不到 我就砍了丫的双腿 If it's not, I'll find him and cut his legs off.
明白? Capish?
现在看不到他们的表情可真是太遗憾了 What I wouldn't give to see their little faces right now.
挫败 一文不名 被我狠狠得羞辱的表情 Beaten, broke and humiliated.
我梦想这一刻已经很多年了 Oh, I've been dreaming of this moment for years.
哦 太贴心了！ Oh, this is sweet!
Ash Morgan 还有Mickey Stone 成王败寇...拜拜了您呐！ Ash Morgan and Mickey Stone, you are the weakest link... goodbye!
你坑爹啊?！ You having a laugh?
不能够啊！ It can't be!
你他娘的把钱弄哪儿去了?！ Where's the bloody money?!
-这绝对不可能！我亲眼看见了那些钱！ -This is impossible! I saw the cash with my own eyes!
那钱呢?！ Well, where is it, then!?
我擦咧！是你雇的那些人！他们把你骗了！ It's those bloody muppets you hired! They've double crossed you!
啥? What?
-你们死哪儿去了?！ -你在哪儿呢?都下午5点10分了 -Where the bloody hell are you? -Where are you? It's 5:10pm.
嘛意思?！我就不明白 What?! I don't understand.
他们怎么会发现呢 我擦！ How the hell did they find out?
额 那么骗人的把戏结束了 Well, the days of fleecing Eddie are over.
-Benny教了我几招 -听起来挺不错啊 -Benny's shown me a few moves. -Sounds expensive.
相信我 绝对牛 这个家伙是个天才 Trust me, it will be. The man's a genius.
他玩牌的技术令人叹为观止 He can do things with a deck you wouldn't believe.
他是我见过换牌速度最快的人 He's got the fastest hands I've ever seen.
把那该死的牌给我 Eddie Give me the bloody cards, Eddie.
现在我的手就像是别人的一样 It's like these are someone else's hands.
我甚至连牌都洗不好 更别说顺手牵羊了 I can't even shuffle a deck of cards any more, let alone pick a pocket.
出大娄子了(原话由宇航员上报非常严重的问题而来) Houston, we have a problem.
这么说来他知道怎么换顶牌了 So he's remembered how to shuffle a deck of cards.
Benny没有想出计划 是我们想出来的 Benny didn't come up with the plan, we did.
我们得防范于未然 We're covering ourselves.
我们实际上并不打算做任何小动作 We won't actually do anything
除非确定Benny在搞鬼 until we're sure that Benny is up to something.
-Ash 有收获吗? -这是根据Benny的电话复制的 -Ash, what you got? -This is identical to Benny's.
不管什么时候他拨或者接电话 我都能来窃听 Every time he makes or receives a call I'll hear the conversation.
回酒店去 把这个跟他的调换了 Get back to the penthouse and swap that for his.
-Ash 如果这一步你走错了 整个局都败了? -我不会错的 -Ash, If you're wrong about this, it's gonna blow the whole con? -I'm not.
不到六小时就要交易了 Less than six hours before the exchange goes down.
如果Benny要玩阴的 Say Benny is doing the dirty,
我们要查出他的计划 接下来怎么做? and we somehow manage to find out his plan, what then?
我们全力出击 Sean... We do what we do best. Sean...
你们挺快啊 That was quick.
Ash让我们来搬几个箱子 Ash wants us to load a couple of extra boxes.
这边 我来帮你搬这些吧 Here you go, let me help you with that.
哦 谢谢 谢谢你! Oh, thanks. Thank you.
这行不通的 This isn't going to work.
那么 如果你有更好的点子 我洗耳恭听 Well, if you've got a better idea, I'm all ears.
Ash 交易定在五点 我们只剩下4小时52分了 Ash The deal goes down at five. That leaves us 4 hours 52 minutes.
查出他背地里的小算盘 To find out his plan,
假设他有小算盘吧 再翻盘整他 assuming he has one that is, and then turn the tables on him.
假如我们真的有可能被骗了 If there's a chance we're being conned,
我们难道不能一走了之吗? shouldn't we just walk away?
(电话铃声) PHONE RINGS
是我 你都搞定了? 'It's me. You all set?'
啊 正准备到Vic那去拿钱 'Aye, just off to Vic's to pick up the cash.'
噢 对不起 Oh, I'm so sorry.
你还好吧? 我很抱歉好吗! Are you all right? I said sorry!
Vic在吗? 我是Benny的人 Is Vic there? Benny sent us.
你五点过十分整到那里...得不差分毫 You arrive at exactly ten past five... not a second earlier.
机灵点 Balaclavas on.
把那两个手提箱拿走 Take the two briefcases
然后丢到脏巷子尽头的绿色垃圾箱里 and dump them in the green bin at the end of the dirt road.
我在那跟你碰头 I'll see you there.
(电台杂音) RADIO INTERFERENCE
看起来没问题 哈? Looks good, yeah?
好了 Mr.Dent 东西都在这 OK Mr.Dent, it's all there.
都把手举起来! 不许动! Hands up! Nobody move!
呆在那儿别动 伙计 别动！ Stay where you are, boy. Stay there!
呆在那别动! Stay where you are!
走 走 速度撤！ Go, go, go, go!
-这是搞什么飞机? -我还想问你呢 -What the hell was that? -You tell me.
-你给我下套... -谁知道是不是你给我们下套? -You set me up... -How do we know it wasn't you!?
我去追他们 I'm going after them.
我要整死他们! I'll kill them!
Lloyd 我们得赶紧收拾东西 Lloyd we've got to pack up.
Vic两小时以内肯定会来找我们 Vic's gonna come looking for us in less than two hours.
不会找我 伙计 你得自己跑路了 对不起 Not me, man. You're on your own. Sorry.
Llody! Llody!
Lloyd 你不留下来庆祝吗? Not staying for the party, Lloyd?
显然不会了 Apparently not.
Mick 你相信吗? Can you believe it, Mick?
他给自己找了新东家就跑了 连谢都不谢你一句 He's gone and found himself some new digs without so much as a thank you.
Benny Benny? 你的礼貌哪里去了? Benny, Benny? Where are your manners?
喔 这两位啊 你们来幸灾乐祸吗? Oh, here we go. Come to gloat, have you?
我们? 幸灾乐祸? 从不干这个 Us? Gloat? Never.
你觉得你他妈的贼聪明 听着 那都是幻觉 You think you're so bloody clever. Well, you're not.
幻觉? 那怎么我们到手的是现金 Really? So how come we've got the cash,
你只拿到了一些破报纸 and you've got the Sunday papers.
你当真觉得你欠了我 对吗 Mickey？ You really thought you owed me one, didn't you, Mickey?
对 确实 你让我免于牢狱之灾 Yeah, I did. You kept me out of jail.
现在我准备报答你 你却想设局骗我 And now I try to return the favour, you try to double cross us.
白痴 我没有帮你消灾 You idiot. I didn't keep you out of jail.
我这么多年来都在骗你 I conned you all those years ago.
-你是我的目标 -什么? -You were the mark. -Excuse me?
那个人不是条子 是我的老搭档 Les That wasn't a real copper. It was my old mate, Les.
还得谢谢你支援我这2万镑 Mickey So thanks for the twenty grand, Mickey.
荣幸之至 同时 也谢谢你的13万7千镑 My pleasure. And thank you for the 137 grand.
-毫无疑问我设的局都比你巧妙多了 -哎呀 真酸啊 -I'm a better grifter than you are any day of the week. -Oww, ouch
你错了Benny 你是个万事通 但不善于团队合作 You're wrong Benny. You're a jack of all trades and not a team player.
所以我选择了Ash 而不选你 That's why I chose Ash, not you.
他不单单骗术高明 更关键的是他人品好 He's not only a better grifter, he's a better man.
爱怎么想怎么想 你等着 这远远没完 You think what you like, but trust me. This ain't over.
我放长线钓大鱼 I play the long game.
总有一天你会上钩的 And one day I'll have you.
从今开始 你每设一个局 Every con you pull from now on you'll be wondering
都会怀疑我是不是在幕后操纵 if it's me pulling the strings.
终有一天你会碰上的 And one day it will be.
到时候我会让你俩栽在我里! And I'll bring you both down!
噢 Benny 那可不一定 Oh, I doubt that, Benny.
善恶终有报 特别是咱们干的这个行当 What goes around, comes around. Especially in our game.
你以为用Danush抓你而诈死的那套能瞒得住我们么? That little yarn you spun us about you being a dead man if Danush ever caught up with you?
看来 很快就要有报应了 Well, it's come to pass.
只不过这次你碰到的是军工厂Vic 而且是来真的 Only this time it's Vic the Mick. And it's for real.
你欠他一大笔钱 没忘吧? You owe him a lot of money, remember?
跟Benny说 今晚7点以前一定要还回来 Remind Benny that I want it back by seven o'clock tonight.
如果做不到 我就砍了丫的双腿 明白? If it's not, I'll find him and cut his legs off. Capish?
据我说知 他的利息...很有趣哦 And from what I hear his interest rates are... Interesting.
所以 且不论我们见过你 我们只要提及你的名字 So, if we so much as hear your name, let alone see your face,
Vic都会来找我们 we'll have a chat with Vic,
打探你的消息 put out a few feelers
好让他找到你 and help him find you.
你们不会的这么做的 You wouldn't.
听你刚才那么一说 我们当然会了 After what you just pulled, we would.
喔... Oh...
这是什么? What's this?
一点点小心意 作为你的告别礼 It's a little farewell present.
再见 Benny Bye bye, Benny.
(音乐盖过声音) MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH
噢 那句话听着真舒坦 Oh, that was sweet.
-哪句? -嗯 技术过硬人品好 什么的 -What? -Well, that better fixer, better man thing.
我觉得很贴心 Cheers for that.
我只是实话实说 Well, it's true.
Ash 没有你我们干不了这些 Ash, we couldn't do what we do without you.
不仅因为你的技术 更因为你是我的朋友 Not just as a fixer but as a friend.
你总是在我背后 支持着我 You're always there for me, watching my back.
我非常感激 I appreciate that.
-刚是不是煽情过头了 -确实 有点酸 -不好意思! -Was that a bit OTT? -Yeah, it was a bit yeah. -Sorry!
告诉你 你最好把刚刚那些说给Benny听 Mind you, you've got to hand it to Benny.
他肯定爱吃这套 It was a tasty plan.
-对 确实 -真难想象你居然中了他的假条子掉包计 -Yeah, it was. -Can't believe you fell for his phony copper and the switched briefcase scam.
-2万镑 喔嗬嗬! -不 我怎么这么傻 -Twenty grand. Ooh! -No, nor can I.
我觉得最好不要把这事告诉他们 I think it's best we don't tell the others.
嗯 你说了算 No, you're probably right.
为什么不告诉呢? Why's that then?
-好吧 你也不希望大家对我失去信心嘛 -那是当然 -Well, we don't want to undermine confidence. -No, absolutely not.
我也没法让人相信Mickey Bricks很傻很天真 对吧? Can't have everyone thinking Mickey Bricks is a gullible plonker, can we?
完全不行 No. We can't.
不行 No.
-Ash 你知道你的问题在哪吗? -我知道 我是妇女杀手 -You know what your trouble is, Ash? -Yeah. Too much sex appeal.
你太容易相信别人 You're too trusting.
-扯淡 我有预感的 一开始就有 -我承认 -Rubbish. I had my suspicions, right from the start. -I Admit it.
他跟定你了 死心塌地 He had you. Hook, line and sinker.
这也不丢人 他确实牛掰 我愿意为他倾我所能 There's no shame in it. He was good, I'll give him that.
如果不是Eddie的话... If it hadn't been for Eddie...
-神马? -你帮他省了不少力 知道吗 -谁 Ash? 我做了啥? -What? -You saved his bacon, you know. -Who, Ash's? How?
谢谢你 他骗了我好几天... I grant you, he had me going for a couple of days...
什么! 至少一周吧 What?! More like a week.
好吧 我总是看到人们最好的一面 Well, I just can't help seeing the best in people.
至少你明白你能永远信任我们 Ash At least you know you can always trust us, Ash.
-我说的对吧 Eddie? -喔 那是 绝对是 -Isn't that right, Eddie? -Oh, yeah, totally yeah
现在 那位老朋友应该正走着他的"阳关道" About now our friend should be on his way to sunnier climes.
-上当了! -喂! -Gotcha! -Oi!
来干杯! 快手小子! Give it here! Winklepicker!
干得不错! Nice one!