50万不是个小数目 Johnny 500 grand's a lot of money, Johnny.
这可是一大笔钱 所以在交易之前 It's a lot of money. So before I do the deal,
我需要看着你的眼睛问你 Johnny I need to look you in the eye and ask you, Johnny,
有没有什么理由 任何理由 is there any reason, any reason at all,
-令我需要担心这笔交易? -Coleman先生 我向你保证... -why I should be nervous about doing this? -Mr Coleman, I assure you...
无意冒犯 但这位才是跟我做过生意的人 No offence, but this is the man I've already done business with.
我知道我可以相信他 我要听他亲口说 This is the man I know I can trust. I need to hear it from him.
Johnny 有没有什么理由 任何理由 Johnny is there any reason, any reason at all,
使我不应该把这些钱转账? why I should not transfer the money?
世界政治 社评社论 时事新闻 都无法触动你们? World politics, editorial comment, current affairs, means nothing to you?
-取决于它们有没有爆点 -得看它们是哪个种族 -Depends on their odds. -Which race are they in?
我得跟进Blinkered Outlook I'm going to stick with Blinkered Outlook.
Blinkered Outlook：一个体育博彩信息网站
杯具了 太TM杯具了 It's a tragedy, it's a bloody tragedy.
我的足球队 没落了 My football team, gone under.
我半辈子心血都花在这个俱乐部上! I spent half me life down that club!
屠夫Boyland 斧头手Norris 戈佐协会杯四强决赛 胜绩连连... Butcher Boyland, Chopper Norris, cup of Bov, dog roll...
-他说的还是英语么? -现在全没了 都成浮云了 -Is he still speaking English? -And now it's gone, just like that.
你的支持 我的团队 携手到永远 Part of your heritage, part of my community, gone forever,
你们知道为什么吗? and do you want to know why?
因为被传染了 知道么? Cos it got infected, didn't it?
染上了即将令他们全军覆没的病 贪婪 Infected with the same disease that's going to kill 'em all off soon enough, greed.
你给你们讲个故事... I want to tell you a story...
关于一个男人的梦想 about a man who had a dream
希望大家每星期都能聚到一起一次 that ordinary fellas would come together once a week
进行膜拜 and worship.
那些我们膜拜的神 不是看不见的圣灵 And these gods that we came to adore, they weren't invisible deities
面对圣灵 我们敬畏而谦卑 who demanded we fear them or abase ourselves before them.
不 那些神和我们一样 Nah, these gods were just like us.
和我们一样在工厂里辛苦工作的人们 Hard-working men who came from the same factories we worked in,
他们踢球和我们看球都有着同样的目的 who played for the same reasons we watched.
为了快乐! For the joy!
不为名 不为利 更不为放荡的车和飞速的女人(ash太激动说反了形容词) Not for the money, not for the fame, not for the loose cars and fast women.
你是不是想说... Don't you mean...
因为这是心中所爱! Because they loved what they did!
告诉你们吧 Let me tell you.
1862年 Ebenezer Cobb Morley曾经梦想 In 1862, Ebenezer Cobb Morley had a dream
这项美好的运动能够遍及这片土地的每个城镇 that this beautiful game of ours would be played in every town,
每个乡村 每个城市 every village, every city in the land.
而现在 And now,
在他成立了大不列颠足球协会150年后的今天 150 years after he formed the Football Association of Great Britain,
这个梦想破碎了 朋友们 that dream lies in tatters, my friends.
被球员 足球经理 和俱乐部老板给毁了 Ripped apart by the greed of the players, the managers, the owners
还有那些罪魁祸首... and the ones that corrupt them all...
..经纪人 ..the agents.
嘿 听着 Well, I say to you,
我们不能再袖手旁观 we can no longer sit back
眼睁睁看着这个梦想彻底破灭 and watch this dream die forever,
就像看着雷尔顿那样的俱乐部垮掉 watch communities like Railton be ripped apart,
因为足球是我心中最爱! because football is my game!
足球也是你们的 Football is your game,
足球是大家的 football is our game
我要复兴足球! and I want it back!
呃 其实 Yeah, well,
你们应该鼓掌 来点欢呼什么的 是吧? you're supposed to clap and cheer at that bit, you know?
这里可是有钱赚呢 大把大把的钱哦 There's lolly in it. Lots of lovely lolly.
你干嘛不早说? 你应该半个钟头前就说嘛 Why didn't you say? You should have said something half an hour ago.
是 是 是 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
让我来介绍下Don Coleman 经纪人 商人 一个混...蛋 Let me introduce you to Don Coleman. Agent, businessman, cock...roach.
三个月前 Three months ago
他来到了雷尔顿后面几条街的一座房子 he pulled up outside a house in the back streets of Railton.
如果你看上去像一个将军 If you look like a general,
像将军那样走路 像将军那样说话 and you walk like a general and you sound like a general,
那么你就是一位将军 then you are a general.
您是要我穿将军的军服么? You want me to wear a general's uniform?
我是想让你穿点像样的 I want you to wear a suit that cost more than my lunch.
擦! Shit!
Gino Genovase 金氏天才公司的 他应该明天才到 Gino Genovase. Runs Genovase Talent Ltd. Wasn't supposed to be here till tomorrow.
记住 孩子 我们就像鲨鱼 Remember, kid, we're like sharks.
一旦停止前进 就无法生存 We stop moving forward, we die.
你怎么能这样! 这么做... You can't do that! That was...
如果我需要你的意见 我会告诉你的 When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
没人能从我手中夺走这男孩 No-one's going to steal this boy from me.
他就是我在Sandy Lane(五星级宾馆)的套间 This boy is my suite at Sandy Lane,
他就是我的新梅德赛斯奔驰 this boy is my new Merc.
如果有人问起 If anybody asks,
就说是他突然出现在我车前的 he stepped out in front of me.
我也没办法 There was nothing I could do.
-但你... -没错 下车 -But you... -Correct. Get out.
快点! Come on!
听我指示 Follow my lead.
靠后站 靠后 靠后 Step back, step back, step back.
Price先生 你好吗? Mr Price, how are you?
你看上去真是好极了 我可以进来么? 呃? Looking really, really good. Do you mind if we come in? Eh?
哦 Price太太 你看上去太迷人了 Oh, Mrs Price, you look a million dollars.
你不是Gino啊 You're not Gino.
嗯 非常遗憾地告诉您Gino今早被捕了 Well, I'm so sorry to have to tell you this but Gino Genovase was arrested this morning
被控涉嫌猥亵儿童 on child pornography charges,
所以我就冒昧地来帮您这个小忙 so I've taken the liberty of popping over to help you out this little hole.
那么 我们的天才少年在哪儿呢? Now, where's the infant prodigy?
你儿子 你儿子在哪里? Your son, where's your son?
哦 是 Asda? Oh, right. Asda?
这样 你继续泡茶 我自己过去 I tell you what, you carry on making the tea and I'll pop up
-Pete会带你把合同草案签了 -但是我们没打算今天签 and Pete will take you through our draft contract. -But we didn't want to sign today.
你绝对不应该今天签合同 And you absolutely shouldn't sign today.
这是个很重大的决定 事实上 我不许你...今天签 It's a huge decision you're making. In fact, I forbid you from signing...today.
Asda是个土生土长的雷尔顿小伙 So Asda was a Railton lad born and bred.
他参加了他们的天才少年计划 He came up through their young talent programme
一直在等这一天的到来 and they've been waiting for this day,
等到一切有了回报 他们就能收回 when their hard work would pay off, and they could recoup the money
他们在他身上的投资 they'd invested in the lad,
还有他转向更大的俱乐部的转会费 with his transfer fee to a bigger club.
水晶香槟 Asda 想象一下 钱能买到的最好的香槟 Cristal champagne, Asda. Imagine that - the best champagne money can buy.
那啤酒呢? What about lager?
也有啤酒 Or lager.
你喜欢啤酒 我就给你啤酒 世上最好的啤酒 You like lager, I'll get you lager, the finest lager in the world.
随时供应! On tap!
喜欢车吗? 每周一辆新保时捷 尽情飙车 想撞就撞 And cars? A new Porsche every week. Smash it up.
呯! 换部新的 还有辣妹 Asda Boom! Get another one. And the girls, Asda.
哦 辣妹 她们可以为你做所有事 任何事 Oh, the girls, what they'll do for you, everything, anything.
每天晚上都有烤肉 There'll be roasts every night of the year.
-鸡肉和牛肉? -主要是猪肉 -伴肉汁? -Chicken or beef? -Mainly pork. -With gravy?
哦 Asda 有很多很多肉汁 Asda 每个人都有份 Oh, Asda, there'll be lots of gravy, Asda. There'll be gravy for everyone.
你所要做的就是下楼去 告诉你爸爸妈妈 All you have to do is pop downstairs, tell your mum and dad
你想要今天和我们签合同 you want to sign our draft contract now.
提醒他们到城市俱乐部最佳机会就是现在 Remind them that City's window is now,
说你坚持今天就要签 and you insist on signing today.
然后男孩就签了合同 So the boy signed,
雷尔顿付了10万 本以为可以收回 and Railton started to spend the 100 grand they thought they were going to get,
结果Coleman先人一着 是吧? but Coleman had pulled a flanker, hadn't he?
合同上有没人注意到的小字 Some legal small print no-one had spotted.
上面说明 如果16岁生日前离开是无需转会费的 Which meant no transfer fee was due if he left before his 16th birthday.
Coleman把Asda签给城市俱乐部那天 他15岁11个月29天 Asda was 15 years, 11 months and 29 days the day Coleman signed him to City.
-不是吧 -但是他为什么那么做? -No way. -But why would he do that? What difference does it make
雷尔顿是否拿到转会费对Coleman来说有什么区别? to Coleman whether Railton get their transfer fee?
没有转会费能让城市俱乐部更愿意要Price Because no transfer fee made Price a more attractive buy for City.
就是说Coleman可以谈一个更高的周薪 Which meant Coleman was able to negotiate a bigger weekly wage,
这样他的佣金就增加了 which upped his commission.
所以Coleman赚了五千 雷尔顿损却失了十万 So Coleman made five grand more and cost Railton 100.
合同一周后生效了 They went into administration a week later.
-贱招 -是吧 -Evil. -Isn't it?
-却很完美 -确实 -But a perfect mark. -Exactly.
-那么我们怎么搞定他? -先来查查他是什么人 -So how do we get him? -Let's find who he is first,
然后就从那里开始 and then we'll take it from there.
人们喜欢购物 People like to buy.
人们爱购物 People love to buy.
不管是车 笔记本电脑 还是足球运动员 Doesn't matter if it's a car, a laptop or a footballer,
人们都爱买 people love to buy.
为什么人们喜欢购买? And why do they like to buy?
因为在这个不确定的世界里 It's because in this unsure world,
一切都起起伏伏 进进出出 来来去去 full of ups and downs, ins and outs, comings and goings,
如果你想把产品卖得好 if you sell our product well,
就必须用确定性来包装产品 确定这个产品 it comes gift wrapped in your certainty that this product
能够让消费者的生活变得更好! will enhance the punter's life!
我来告诉你们吧 各位 And let me tell you, gentlemen,
消费者就喜欢这样 the punter likes that.
哦 消费者爱死这样啦! Oh, the punter loves it!
这能使他觉得内心温暖甜如蜜 It makes him feel all warm and gooey inside
当他觉得内心温暖甜如蜜的时候 and when he feels all warm and gooey inside,
朋友们 那就是上钩的时候啦! that, my friend, is when you have the sucker!
耶! Yeah!
我们一起赚大钱吧! Let's all make some money!
传给Marquez 哦 好一个果断的抢断啊 To Marquez. Oh, what a crunching tackle
是城市的左后卫Don Coleman 'by the City left back. Don Coleman.'
这就是我的研究 This is my kind of research.
也不错呀 Not half.
再来一瓶啤酒 谢谢 Ed Another beer, please, Ed.
说说你最近签的新人 Don Tell us about your latest signing, Don.
Jason是个朴实的小伙 有着低调的品味 Jason's a simple lad, with simple tastes.
所以此时此刻在足球之星 我们很有信心 That's why we're quite confident here at Footstar that Fresh-Pops
Fresh-Pops一定会得益于与这样一个踏实的小伙子签约 will benefit from its association with such a down-to-earth fella.
看 手眼结合 有没有? See, hand to eye co-ordination, innit?
你就会成功... You've either got it...
或者失败 Or you haven't.
Eddie刚告诉我他以前还是个运动员 Eddie was just telling me that he was something of a sportsman himself in his day.
-是吗? -哦 是 呵呵 我是说 你知道 尝试过 我那时候有... -Really? -Oh, yeah, yeah, I mean, you know, I've let meself go a bit, but in me time...
参加过测试什么的 I had trials, you know.
我们都参加过审判(审判和测试同词) Eddie We've all had trials, Eddie.
而且是能定罪那种 It's the convictions that count.
准备好了吗? Right, we ready?
好 Sean... OK, Sean...
他自己是退役足球员 Ex-footballer himself,
用因伤获得的保险赔偿金成立了足球之星 he set up Footstar with the insurance pay-off
而他在球场上学得最好的伎俩则是一骗二吓 he got from an injury and used the skills he learnt on the pitch,
这也让他迅速成功 cheating and intimidation mainly, to make it successful quickly.
他和足协产生过冲突 被控涉嫌教唆转会 Well, he had some run-ins with the FA and then the allegations about tapping up.
他给外籍球员搞假签证 但一直逍遥法外 He procured some forged visas for foreign players, but nothing's ever stuck.
为什么呢? 因为他是足球界的杜月笙 Why? Because he was the original Teflon Don.
去年他经手的交易超过1亿英镑 Last year he brokered deals worth over 100 million pounds.
他手下有好几个英格兰国家队球员 He looks after several England players
而且他...确实让他们 and he...actually managed to secure them
在南非世界杯之后获得了更高的薪酬 pay rises AFTER South Africa.
不! 我又要生气了哟 No! I'm getting angry again now.
-不要让他发飙 他会说个没完 -好吧 Emma -Don't let him get angry, he starts making speeches. -All right. Emma.
除了做经纪 他还经营一个赞助公司 Alongside the agency, he now also runs a sponsorship company,
把球员和产品相结合 tying up his players to products.
最近18个月里 In the last 18 months,
他曾尝试跟不只一支英超球队谈交易 he's attempted to broker the purchase of at least one Premiership side.
但是都失败了 因为确实实力有限 But the deal always falls through because he's out of his depth.
以我昨晚所见来看 Judging by what I saw last night,
Don Coleman代表了一切足球的不和谐因素 Don Coleman represents everything that's going wrong with the game.
他觉得自己可以逾越常规 He thinks he's beyond ordinary morals.
如果这样 他也会去教坏球员 If he thinks that, then he's going to teach those lessons to the players.
那么我们怎么拿下他? So how do we rope him in?
Don Coleman是个推销员 这才是他真正的专业 Don Coleman is a salesman. That's the only thing he really understands.
所以咱们得温习下销售类的行话了 So we have to brush up on our sales patter.
-之后就可以给他他唯一感兴趣的东东 -钱? -Then we can offer him the only thing he's really interested in. -Money?
对极了 用钱来贿赂他 给Brandon Casey弄个工作许可 Exactly. Money in the form of a bribe, to secure a work permit for Brandon Casey,
他是我们刚刚从加拿大挖来的新秀前锋 our new star striker looking to relocate all the way from Canada.
-要是他收了? -如果他收了 就表示他信任我们 -And if he takes the bribe? -If he takes it, he trusts us.
-然后我们再给他他真正想要的 -没错 -Then we offer him what he really wants. -Exactly.
-成为大人物的机会 -是的 -A seat at the big boys' table. -Yes.
谈笔大买卖的机会 把足球俱乐部卖给...Albert The chance to broker the sale of a football club to...Albert.
那还能出什么错? What possibly could go wrong?
不好意思 我是不是遗漏了什么? 我做什么呢? Sorry, did I miss something? What do I do?
哦 有些幕后的工作是你的 Emma Oh. It's a bit of a backroom role on this one, Emma.
一些准备工作 Lots of R and D
必须的 当然 你也不能来前线啊 是吧? necessary, of course, but you can't be front line, can you?
-不能么? 为什么不能? -呃 其实... -是什么? -Can't I? Why? -Well, it's just... -It's just what?
因为你是个女人 It's just you're a woman.
-神马 女人和足球八字不合么? -咳... -What, and women and football don't go? -Well...
-哦 Ash 这太是性别歧视 -性别歧视? -Oh, Ash, that is so sexist. -Sexist?
我最喜欢看22个美女 There's nothing I like better than watching 22 gorgeous women
-穿着紧身短裤在泥里打滚了 -我明白你意思了 -in tight-fitting shorts rolling about in the mud. -I see what you did there.
我说过的 有许多必要的准备工作 Like I said, there's lots of R and D necessary.
你依然是这场局里很重要的一环 You'll still be a vital part of the con.
哦 是啊 至关重要 必不可少 其实是关键呢 Oh, God, yeah, vital, essential, key, in fact.
那么 我的大餐在哪里? Now, where's me bleedin' dinner?
开玩笑啦 It's a joke.
-然后到假设的部分 -那是什么来着? -Then you've got the assumptive, of course. -What's that one?
我们需要和你谈谈你的人寿保险 "We need to discuss your life insurance.
哪天比较方便 周一还是周四? Which day would be best for you, Monday or Thursday?"
-明白 -然后是有只小狗 -I got it. -And then there's the puppy dog.
哦 你不想要只小狗吗 先生? "Oh, you don't want a puppy, sir?
带回家试养几天怎么样 你们觉得呢 孩子们? "How about you take it home on a free trial. Is that OK with you, kids?"
他真听进去了! He does listen!
然后是本·富兰克林 本·富兰克林总是 And you've got your Ben Franklin. "Ben Franklin always used to make a list
把所有利弊列成一张单子 夫人 我们照做怎么样? "of all the pros and cons, ma'am. How's about we do the same?"
然后是我最喜欢的部分 否定 But then my favourite is the negative.
-否定? -你不给他了 -The negative? -You take it away from them.
如果你告诉一个人他无法得到某样东西 If you tell someone they can't have something,
这会成为他在这世上唯一真正想要的东西 it becomes the only thing in the world they actually want.
这很冒险 It's risky.
我们要的是在他脑袋里植入一颗种子 We want to plant a seed in his head,
把它生根发芽 茁壮成长 然后收获 leave it there, let it grow and harvest it later on.
然后 哈 他就上钩了 And then, bam, he's ours.
你没事吧 伙计? 需要帮忙吗? All right there, mate? Can I help you?
一分四十八秒 天哪 One minute and 48 seconds. Oh, dear.
不好意思 你是... I'm sorry, who...
飞机现在很难搞 火车已经搞过了 Planes - too hard now. Trains - been there, done that.
那么英国文明的哪个方面 So what aspect of British culture
你觉得会是那些疯狂的恐怖分子 do you think your crazed terrorist is likely
下一个袭击目标呢? to strike at next?
-呃... -没错 -Er... -Exactly,
而你刚刚给了他一分四十八秒来侦察你们的设备 and you've just given him one minute and 48 seconds to recce your facility.
我们知道很糟 不过不知道竟然这么糟糕 We knew things were bad, but not this bad.
你叫什么 小鬼? What's your name, son?
Michael Michael Williams Michael, Michael Williams.
好的 Michael Williams先生 我现在准备进去了 OK, Mr Michael Williams, I'm ready to go inside now.
-呃... -Bez 拜托 你干吗在这里惹是生非啊? -Er... -Bez, come on, why are you making an issue here?
没问题的 这里11点才营业 我们10点就会出去 There is no problem. You don't open till 11, we'll be out by 10.
这次我需要你相信我 就帮我这一次 I need you to trust me on this one.
我就这么点请求 可以吗? Just one favour, that's all I'm asking, all right?
相信我 伙计们 听好了 你们很荣幸地被选中 Trust me. Guys, listen up, those of you lucky enough to be chosen,
你们得在这里呆到7点 you need to be here by seven.
这是一个私人的体育慈善会 来吧 快点 It's for a private event for a sports charity. Come on, look alive!
嗨 你扮的是? Hi. And you are?
谢丽尔·科尔 Cheryl Cole.
没错 Right.
不过情况紧急时我也可以扮成蜜雪儿·希顿或者贝嫂 But I can also do Michelle Heaton or Posh at a push,
如果我不是很像谢丽尔的话 if it's not too close up.
是啊 恐怕至少得一样瘦吧 亲爱的 Yeah, we would need to be within the same county, I'm afraid, love.
好了 谢谢 我们会联系你的 OK. Thank you. We'll call you.
下一个 Next, please.
别告诉我你扮的是皮特·克劳奇 Don't tell me, Peter Crouch.
Michael 我们现在在哪里? OK, Michael, where are we now?
G区 底线 南端 按你的要求 Section G, pitch level, south end. Like you said.
-实际上是在这个体育场的中心 -没错 -Effectively in the heart of the stadium. -Yes.
边场 正在进行训练 Pitch side, training session in progress.
而你还不知道我的名字 And you don't even know my name.
-什么? -你甚至根本不知道我们公司的名称 -What? -You don't even know my company's name.
-不是 可是你说过... -然而你领我进来 Michael -No, but you said... -Yet you have led me, Michael,
领我到体育场的中心 into the heart of the stadium
就因为我给了一些坦白说非常粗糙的暗示 because of some frankly quite crude auto suggestion on my part.
但我也可能是一个彻头彻尾的骗子 I could be a complete fraud.
去你的办公室等我 我10分钟就到 Wait in your office. I'll be ten minutes.
好吧 All right.
你说他是个骗子 你说他是个骗子? You're calling him a liar, You're calling him a liar?
没错吧? Is that right?
我是说怎么才能行得通? I mean how's that going to work?
你来告诉我怎么才行得通 You tell me how that's going to work.
解释清楚 你根本不靠谱嘛 Susan Explain that cos you're making no sense, Susan.
我们一直在原地打转 姑娘 We're going round in circles here, girl.
你什么? You what?
再说一遍 Say that again.
不不不不 这件事不是这样的 姑娘 No, no, no, no, no. It don't work like that, girl.
不 听我说 如果你不能为我赚到钱的话 No, listen. If you're not making me any money,
那你就是在帮我对手的忙 then you're working for the competition.
你是为我的对手工作的吗 Susan? Are you working for the competition, Susan?
不 回答错误 你不为任何人做事 你被解雇了 No, wrong answer. You're working for no-one, you're fired.
难以置信! 脸蛋儿长得挺好看的 结果没长脑子 Unbelievable! Good-looking girl, brain the size of a peanut.
给我泡杯茶 放三份糖 Get us a cup of tea. Three sugars.
是啊 不过我敢打赌对他们来说更糟糕 Yeah, yeah, but I bet it's worse for them.
日复一日 年复一年的训练 你能想象吗? Same training regime every day of every week of every year. Can you imagine?
我觉得十万英镑的周薪才能缓解痛苦 I should think 100 grand a week softens the pain.
是啊 我也这样觉得 没错 Yes, I should think it does, yes.
-我来这里是来工作的 你呢? -一样 -Well, I'm here for work. What's your excuse? -Same.
我是个经纪人 I'm an agent.
哦 聪明人 知道什么钱好赚 Oh, smart man. Knows where the money is.
失礼了 我是Hawford&Buckingham有限公司的James Buckingham Sorry, James Buckingham, Hawford and Buckingham Ltd.
我是Don Coleman 在足球之星工作 Don Coleman. Footstar.
Hawford&Buckingham公司? Hawford and Buckingham?
我从来没听说过 这公司干些什么? I've not heard of them. What game are they in?
哦 恐怕都是些无趣的事情 Oh, it's all very dull, I'm afraid.
主要是投资 还有少量风险投资 以及外商投资 Investment mainly, bit of VC, bit of FIE.
全部在娱乐产业 为一些项目拉赞助 All in the leisure industry, finding money for projects.
什么类型的项目? What sort of projects?
任何可以让我们赚到大钱的项目 Anything that'll net us shed loads of cash.
我们把最大份额放在阿联酋航空公司上 We put together the lion's share of the Emirates package,
我们大量涉足奥林匹克的场所投资 we're heavily involved in the Olympic site,
并打算购进几家俱乐部 we're moving into club ownership.
你懂的 给金钱升值的机会 You know, introducing money to opportunity.
在那些领域我也略有涉猎 俱乐部所有权那部分 I've got a few contacts in that area myself, club ownership.
是吗? Yeah?
你懂的 那些想投资足球俱乐部的潜在投资者们 You know, potential investors who are looking to put money into a football club.
因为金额巨大 所以这样的投资者不多 There's not many about because the numbers are so big,
不过你一旦找到了 你得跟他们拉近关系 but when you find 'em, you keep 'em close.
这有趣极了 Don That's very interesting, Don.
你知道 或许我们应该... You know, perhaps we should...
不好意思 Sorry.
别担心 No worries.
哦 滚开 Boris! Oh, bugger off, Boris!
听着 Don 我得走了 不过你呆会儿会来这个聚会么? Look, Don, I have to go, but are you coming to this knees-up later on?
-聚会? -在伦敦金融区的Kahiti酒吧办的体育慈善会 -Knees-up? -Sports bash in the City, Kahiti's.
我想如果我们能进一步谈谈的话会很有帮助的 I think it might be good if we could talk further.
哦 是啊 没问题... Oh, yeah, yeah, right...
-我有很多票 需要我放几张在门上么? -好的 -I've got loads of tickets, shall I put a couple on the door? -Yeah.
-我给你留四张 -好的 -I'll leave four. -Cool.
-很高兴见到你 呆会儿见 -好的 -Good to meet you, see you later on. -Right.
很高兴见到你 Nice to meet you.
有一桩生意了 Don Bit of business, Don.
有桩生意了 Bit of business.
我说 我也一样 I mean, I get the same, Em.
-有些时候他们不把我当回事 -是么? -They don't take me seriously sometimes. -Yeah?
我有一些他们压根不知道的绝技 I've got skills they know nothing about.
真的吗? Really?
是啊 听着 我曾经在伦敦金融区工作过很长时间 Yeah, listen, I worked in the City for a long time.
商人? As a trader?
额 我以前是在夹缝中生存 Yeah, I was in sandwiches,
只能自己在边上吃中饭 had me own lunch round.
哦 好吧 Oh, OK.
我在军情五处工作 I worked at MI5,
帮他们擦了几年窗户 did their windows for years.
我敢说你肯定不知道这件事 And I bet you didn't know this.
我曾经几乎要成为一个明星了 I was nearly a famous actor once.
好了 伙计们 他到了 让我们开始吧 All right, guys, he's here. Let's have a party.
不 我知道这是怎么回事 No, I know how it happened.
去我办公室 找到那张东西 传真过去给他 Get to my office, find it, fax it to him.
对 马上 好了回电话给我 回电话给我 Yes, immediately. Call me back, call me back.
-Don 很高兴你来了 你还好吧? -我很好 比看起来要好 -Don, glad you could make it. How are you? -I'm good. Better than you by the looks of it.
刚刚失去了一个大客户 Just lost a ruddy investor.
哦 是么 大客户? Oh, right. Big one?
本以为能赚个两万呢 Supposed to be in for 20.
我不觉得 I can't imagine
再找份两万英镑的投资对你来说有什么困难 20k's gonna be hard for a man like you to replace.
是百万 Don 两千万 Million, Don. 20 million.
听着 我很抱歉 不过我得去解决这件事 Look, I'm sorry but I have to go and sort this out.
-我们不是说好要... -我跟我的合伙人说过了 -We were going to have... -I talked to my co-directors.
他们很热心地想为我们安排一个合适的会面 They're keen for us to meet properly.
-如果我能占用你5分... -我会联系你的 Don 我会找你的 -James...就5... -If I could just have five min... -I'll call you, Don. You're on my radar. -James... five...
嗯 不不 我刚刚跟Fabio谈完 Yeah, no, no, I've just finished with Fabio now.
嗯 不 他说他肯定会来帮助我们的 Yeah, no, he said he's definitely going to help us 100%.
好的 两分钟后在酒吧见 All right, I'll meet you in the bar in two minutes.
好的 好的 拜拜 All right, all right. Bye-bye.
不好意思 你是Don Coleman吗? Sorry, sorry, are you Don Coleman?
没错 你想打听谁? Yeah, who wants to know?
Brandon Casey 几年前我写过信给你 向你打听他 Brandon Casey. I wrote you a few years back looking for representation.
我是个足球运动员 I'm a footballer.
-是么? -是啊 我从你网站上的照片认出你的 -Yeah? -Yeah. I recognised you from your website.
哦 看来你现在有点关系网了 小鬼 Well, looks like you got a few connections now, kid.
只有一点点 我希望他们能够帮助我 Just a few, I'm hoping they can help me.
我想从安大略湖搬家 I'm trying to move over here from Ontario.
你是加拿大人? You're Canadian?
是啊 虽然我是在这里长大的 Yeah, yeah, I lived here when I was growing up
不过严格来说我是加拿大人 but technically I'm a Canadian citizen hence the problems
-尽管还有一些工作证的问题 等等 你知道的 -Johnny! -with the work permit, blah, blah, blah, you know what it's like. -Johnny!
听着 我们得谈谈 Listen, we should talk.
-那是我要找的人 -等等 小鬼! -保重 Don 照顾好自己 -That's my guy. -Come on, kid! -Take care, Don, look after yourself.
不好意思 打扰一下 很抱歉这样打断你们 Excuse me, excuse me, sorry to jump in like this.
莫非你是这个年轻人的代理人? Would you by any chance be this young man's agent?
就是我 Johnny Savage 不过他叫我ABC先生 I certainly am. Johnny Savage, but the guys call me Mr ABC.
-差不多先生? -我们真是志趣相投啊 -Always Be Closing? -Hey, a kindred spirit.
-寻人所需 售人所想 -双鸟在林不如一鸟在手 -Find the need but sell the want. -One foot in the door is worth two on the desk.
如果在最开始你没有成功的话 嘣 你被炒了 If at first you don't succeed, boom, you're fired.
Don Coleman 我经营一家叫足球之星的英国代理 Don Coleman. I run a UK agency called Footstar.
我觉得你可能正好需要我的帮助 I think you might just need my help.
坐下来谈谈? Sit down?
我没有获得这个机会的唯一原因 The only reason I didn't get it,
Dickie私下里打电话告诉我的 and Dickie phoned me personally to tell me this,
我没演成那个角色的唯一原因 - the only reason I did not get that role -
就是我的眼睛颜色不对 eyes the wrong colour.
我的眼睛是蓝色的 甘地的是棕色的 I've got blue eyes. Gandhi's were brown.
我说 他们不能给你戴个美瞳么? And I mean, they couldn't have just given you coloured contact lenses?
美瞳 太不真实了 你知道的 他们需要真实感 Contact lenses. Not authentic, you see. They wanted authenticity.
Ben有一双棕色的眼睛 Sir Ben had real brown eyes.
这就是我和他之间的唯一差别 That was the only difference between us.
好吧 Right.
-Mickey 嗨 -嗨 -来 坐下来 -Mickey, hi. -Hi. -Come and sit down.
喝杯酒吧 我请客 你也可以来两杯 Have a beer. It's my shout. In fact you can have two.
等等 我帮你拿瓶酒来 我去趟洗手间 Hold on I'll get you one. I'm just going to go to the toilet.
Mickey 我有没有跟你说过我在伦敦金融区工作过? Mickey, did I ever tell you about the time I worked in the City?
我告诉你 这小鬼很不一般 Don I tell you, this kid is special, Don.
在我那个年代 我见过很多运动员 I've seen a lot of players in my time,
有些代表了运动员的最高水平 even repped some of the greats,
可是这个小鬼 我敢发誓他会成为下一个贝利 but this kid, I swear he's the new Pele,
下一个马拉多纳 the new Maradona,
下一个鲁尼 the new Rooney.
Fabio很喜欢他 Alex先生 Roy Carlo都对他很感兴趣 Fabio loves him, Sir Alex, Roy, Carlo, they're all interested.
我认识一些外来移民 I've got a couple of people in immigration,
-他们也问过我类似的问题 -你是认真的吗? -who have sorted out problems like this for me before. -Are you serious?
去年有个中国小伙子拿不到许可证 Chinese lad last year couldn't get a permit,
在上周被布里斯托流浪汉俱乐部抛弃了 ran out for Rovers last week.
嘿 那么 Don 如果你可以帮助我们的话 Hey, now, Don, if you could help us,
我们会非常感谢你的 we really would be very grateful.
怎么感谢? How grateful?
好吧 OK,
如果你真能帮我搞到张符合要求的许可证的话 if you can genuinely get me a permit that passes muster,
我会付给你两万五千镑 it'll be worth 25 grand to you.
一分不少 Sterling.
-不 -好吧 好吧 那你说多少? -No. -OK, OK, how much?
什么都不用 Nothing.
我会免费帮你弄来张许可证 I'll get you the paperwork for free.
不过等他被卖到俱乐部了 我想要五成佣金 But when he's sold, I want in on the commission, 50-50.
-佣金? -我要五成佣金 一分不能少 Johnny -In on the commission? -And I will earn every penny of that, Johnny,
-这样我才干 -可这是我的工作 -because I'll do the deal. -But that is my job.
这里不是你的地盘 恕我直言 This is not your manor and with all due respect,
你没有那些人的联系方式 而我有 you do not have the contacts I have.
我是这桩生意最好的推销员 I'm the best salesman in the business.
我可以给他两倍你所能给他的 I will get him double what you would get him
而你如果不接受我的提议你就是个傻瓜 and you would be a fool not to accept my offer.
好吧 Right.
你怎么认为? So what did you say?
-我能说什么呢 我会考虑的 -那现在怎么样? -What could I say, that I'd think about it. -So now what?
-我们退出? -不 -实际上他在试着卖掉Brandon -We quit? -No. -He actually wants to try and sell Brandon.
在他确信自己像你说的那么好之前 He's not even going to start trying to do that
他不会开始着手尝试的 until he's confirmed he's as good as you said.
即使我们让他相信了 Even if we convince him,
他也得向整个队伍证明自己 he'd have to convince a real team of the same.
我们曾经也有比现在更糟糕的情形 We've been in worse situations
不过我想不起来了 but I can't think of any.
-你到底为什么喜欢足球? -呃... -What are you actually like at football? -Well...
-他有两只左脚 -这听起来真悲剧 -He's got two left feet. -That's harsh.
在学校里 At school
曾经有个失去双腿的小孩在他之前被选中了 there was a kid with no legs got picked before him once.
告诉你们我擅长什么 庆祝会 快走吧 来吧! Tell you what I am good at. Celebrations. Get in there! Come on!
-你怎么想的? -我想我正在想的和你想得一样 -What you thinking? -I think I'm thinking what you're thinking.
-那你觉得我在想什么? -庆祝进球 -没错 -What do you think I'm thinking? -Goal celebrations. -You think right.
Emma 这次我们可能需要你的帮助 Emma, we may actually need your help on this one.
什么 去切点中场休息时吃的橘子么? What, to slice some half-time oranges?
噢 比那要有趣一点 Oh, a bit more fun than that.
这是他的临终愿望之一 It was part of his dying wish,
成为这个他深爱的俱乐部的一部分 to literally become part of this club that he loved so much.
如果你能给我们半个小时 So if you could just give us half an hour alone,
让我们单独呆儿的话 我们会很欣慰的 we'd be so grateful.
请便吧 亲爱的 Take as long as you need, love.
谢谢 Thank you.
谢谢 Thanks.
好了 伙计们 尽情拥抱亲吻 跳跃吧 Right, lads, lots of hugging, lots of kissing, jumpers off.
让我们来庆祝吧 来吧 Let's celebrate. Come on.
来吧 做一些样子! 恩 来吧... Come on, have some of that! Yeah, come on...
-嘿 怎么样了? -你知道吗 伙计 这比我想象的难多了 -Hey, how's it going? -Oh, do you know, mate, it's harder than I thought.
-不过你能做好吧? -他打垮了我以前的俱乐部 Mickey -But you can do it? -He brought down my old club, Mickey.
我的字典里没有失败这两个字 Failure's not an option.
好的 All right.
来吧 宝贝 Come on, baby.
Don James Buckingham来了 Don, James Buckingham here,
-我在火车上 所以我可能到不了了 -好的 嗯 继续 -I'm on a train so I'm probably going to cut out. -All right, yeah, go on.
我们公司目前有一桩赚钱的买卖 Our company has some lucrative deals on the horizon
我们有一个任务给足球之星 and we have a role for Footstar.
到底是什么呢? Which is what exactly?
一个在我们的投资机遇与那些 A bridge between our investment opportunities
你经常合作的体育界人士之间 and the high net worth sports personalities
沟通的中介 you work with all the time.
哦 是么 很好 OK, yeah, yeah, good.
我肯定我们之间的合作 We have absolutely no doubt some sort of partnership
会给我们双方带来巨大收益 would be very profitable for us both.
所以我们应该... So I would like us to...
喂? Hello?
James? James?
James 我是Don Coleman 给我回个电话 James, it's Don Coleman. Give us a call back, mate.
哦也 看看 哥进球了! Yeah, come on, who's that, who's that! Yeah!
拜托快接啊 老子的钱啊 Oh, come on. This is money, this is money!
每星期花3000英镑 竟然这儿TM连信号都没有 Three grand a week and I can't get a bloody reception in this place!
先生您喝茶时要来点饼干么? Did you want a biscuit with your tea?
我不要什么狗屁饼干 No, I don't want a sodding biscuit!
现在是Wallace带球 他在左路向前进攻 "Here's Wallace with the ball and he's taking it down the left-hand side
哦 一次华丽的下底传球 把球传给了... "and oh, that is a fantastic line down through to..."
喔 哥太牛叉了 Oh, I am good. I am very good.
你还是Sepp Friedel 还有1979年的AC米兰的Falola You're also Sepp Friedel,1979 AC Farola.
是么? Yeah?
-还有谁? -Bonjachek Piranesi 和Meissen -Who else? -Bonjachek, Piranesi and Meissen.
你绝对是欧洲巨星的完全进化体 You're a Euro pudding.
-所以这些准备好发布了么? -恩 是的 你准备好了么? -So are these ready to post now? -Yeah, yeah, yeah, you ready?
恩 我会扮成一个Coleman没打过交道的调查员 Yeah I'll be a scout that Coleman hasn't dealt with before
他不会知道我的身份 so he won't know him to speak to.
至于其他的电话 Emma有办法对付 And as for the other callers, Emma's had a bit of a brainwave.
我想我已经闻到她热情燃烧的味道了... Thought I smelt burning.
-扯淡 -好了 开始干活 -Hilarious. -OK, let's do this.
打电话给Coleman 告诉他Brandon Casey可以交易 Albert 给Sean来点石膏 Call Coleman, tell him the deal is on and that Brandon Casey's for sale. Albert, get Sean plastered.
嗯 我们给这个狡猾虚伪的癞蛤蟆看看 Yeah, then let's show this cheating, slimy toad
糟蹋我的足球队会有什么下场 that he dicks with my football team at his peril.
你在跟我说话?你在... Are you talkin' to me? Are you...
等等 我穿上这件再来 Hang on a minute, see how I get on with this.
你在跟我说话? Are you talkin' to me?
这儿就我一个人 Well I'm the only one here.
哦 你们来啦? Oh, all right?
我只是复习一些以前的技巧 你们懂的 I was just brushing up on the old skills, you know.
Emma 我不想让你失望 I don't want to let you down, Em.
我还是把这件脱了吧 I'll take this off.
他绝对配得上这个身价 绝对物超所值 "He really is worth his weight in gold, absolutely worth his weight in gold."
喔!进球吧 加油! Oooh, get in, go on!
进了!哦! Boom! Oh!
我说他很牛吧? So is he good or is he good?
确实牛 He's good.
-那我叫他进来 -不 我们去见他 -Shall I get him in? -Nah, let's go see him.
我们必须关注外界的需求 什么人想要什么 We'll have to look what's out there. Who wants what.
也许我该录下他参加的一场训练课然后... I'll probably have to film a training session with him and...
-这他妈... -怎么了? -怎么你妹 他TMD撑着拐杖! -What the... -What? -What do you mean 'what'? He's on bloody crutches!
-我扭伤了筋腱 -我不是告诉过你了么 -I ripped the tendons. -I told you about that.
你压根从来就没提过! You never said anything!
那又怎么了?小伤而已 What's the problem? It's just a little tear.
他没几个礼拜就能回训练场了 He'll be back training in a couple of weeks.
他TM还撑着拐杖 让我现在怎么把他交易出去? But how am I supposed to sell him NOW when he's on bloody crutches?
你可是能把去狐臭剂卖给米洛的维纳斯的啊 You could sell under-arm deodorant to the Venus de Milo.
随便啦 什么都可以卖 Anyway, we're selling those and we're selling these.
你难道忘了?寻人所需 售人所想 Remember, find the need, sell the want.
-Coleman先生 Ray Bowles先生在3号线 -哪个Ray? -那个调查员 -Mr Coleman, I've got Ray Bowles on line three for you. -Ray who? -The scout?
他说他想谈谈Brandon Casey 你的新球员 Says he wants to talk to you about a new lad you've taken on, Brandon Casey.
-他怎么知道的? -好事传千里 -How did he know about that? -Good news travels fast.
有了 有了 OK, OK.
虽然有伤 但是可以这么办 This could work, with the injury.
电话来了 兴趣就来了 兴趣来了 买卖就来了 A buzz means a frenzy and a frenzy means a quick sale.
就这么办! Boom!
把他接到1号线 别囧着脸 你让我看的吃不下饭 Punch him through,line 1, and do something about your face. You're putting me off my lunch.
嘿 哥们 听着 你可以随便抱怨 Oh, mate, mate, listen, you can moan all you like,
但是Brandon加入阿森纳的可能性比你们赢得冠军的 but you've got more chance of winning silverware
可能性还要小 所以再见吧 than Brandon becoming a Gooner so bye-bye,
顺便把门带上 真没礼貌... close the door on your way out. Cheeky...
-你好 我是Don Coleman -Don 哥们你好么? -挺好 兄弟 你怎么样?有事么? -Don Coleman, hello? -Don, how you doing, mate? -Yeah, big fella, how you doing? What can I do for you?
嗯 我打来只是想谈谈你的新球员Casey Well, I was just ringing about this new boy you've taken on, the lad Casey.
什么?关于Brandon?哦 哦 你已经听说他了 对吧? What, Brandon? Yeah, yeah, you heard of him, have you?
我看过他去年在多伦多的比赛 Saw him play last year out in Toronto.
是啊 他很特别吧? Something special, ain't he?
他表现很不错 Don 所以... Not bad, Don, not bad, so look...
你好 这里是足球之星 Hello, Footstar.
告诉你老板我是伦敦的Alan Bristol 我想找他谈谈Brandon Casey Tell him it's Alan Bristol from City calling about Brandon Casey.
他现在在接电话 请您等一下好吗?好 谢谢 He's actually on the phone at the moment. Would you mind holding?All right, thank you.
我们队有一个位置空缺 There's a position opened up in our squad,
我们觉得Brando很适合这个位置 we think your Brandon's the one to fill it.
呃 听着 Ray 情况是这样的 Well, listen, Ray, here's the deal,
现在想要买他的人铺天盖地 I've got offers coming out my arse on this one.
我们的价钱肯定更合理 Don Not as good as ours, Don.
听着 伙计 我告诉你 Listen, mate, I'm telling you,
出价很高的人多的很 所以如果 I've got top offers so if you're interested,
你有兴趣 就快点行动 move fast,
-我今天就要把他交易出去 -今天? -cos I'm looking to shift him out the door today. -Today?
嘿 Don 我显然要先见到他 Look, Don, obviously I'd have to see him.
Ray 伙计 你已经见过他了 Ray, mate, you've already seen him.
-在加拿大见过 我还是要... -Ray 你知道他很棒 -In Canada, I'd still have to... -Ray, you know what the boy can do.
-当然 但是... -算了 还是算了吧 好吧? -Sure, but... -Look, just forget it, right? Forget it,
因为你很显然没有诚意 because you're obviously not serious
我没空跟你绕弯子 谢谢来电 and to be honest, I haven't got the time so thanks for the call.
等等 等一下 Wait, wait, wait.
好吧...Don 我们谈一下细节 All right, give me some figures, Don.
跟你做生意真是爽快 Ray Very nice doing business with you, Ray.
我会把合同和许可证尽快送来 I'll have the contracts and the work permits on a bike asap.
好 好 尽我所能 再见 Yeah, yeah, all the best. Bye-bye.
三年的合同 周薪35,000英镑 他们还给你上保险 35 grand a week, three-year contract and they pay your National Insurance.
Don成功了! The Don is on!
我就是Don! I am the Don!
-你太牛了! -我就是Don Don又成功了! -You are the Don! -I am the Don. And the Don is ON!
至于你 Johnny Savage 你现在欠我50,000英镑 And you, Johnny Savage, you owe me 50 grand.
成功者Don You are the Don.
你是王牌 The King Don.
等等 我们自己还要掏50,000英镑? Wait, we're to hand over 50k of our money?
恩 这能使骗局更加令人信服 As convincers go, you have to admit it's pretty convincing.
然后Ash把这个主意告诉想买俱乐部的潜在客户? And then Ash introduces the idea of his potential football club buyer?
亿万富翁Karl Schultz先生 Billionaire businessman Mr Karl Schultz.
-然后Coleman就会想充当Schultz与James Buckingham交易的中间人 -也就是你 -对 -And Coleman sees the opportunity to broker the sale between Schultz and James Buckingham. -You. -Yeah.
-还能更简单么? -Erm 我想你可能希望知道 -What could be simpler? -Erm, I just thought you might like to know,
动物叫声我也学的很像 I do animal noises as well.
吽 这是加拿大黑雁的叫声 如果你想听的话 Honk. Canada goose, you know, just if you need it.
-吽 那是什么的叫声? -我想是鹅叫 -Honk, what was that? -I think that was a goose.
哦 鹅啊 Oh, a goose.
10... 10...
20... 20...
30... 30...
40... 40...
50,000英镑 50,000.
你知道尝试与成功的区别吗? You know, the difference between try and triumph?
那就是需要一点点活力 It's just a little bit of oomph.
try与triumph差的字母与oomph类似
精诚所至 金石为开 你可以向罗马教皇卖避孕套 Voice of velvet, heart of stone, you could sell the Pope a condom.
你知道么 Johnny?你是一位真正的绅士 You're a true gentleman, Johnny, you know that?
真正的绅士 You are a true gentleman.
-我想 有个人你一定要见见 Don -是么? -You know, there's someone I'd like you to meet, Don. -Yeah?
我纽约的一个朋友 A friend of mine from New York.
我以前跟他做过几笔生意 I've done a couple of deals for him in the past,
但是他的生意现在基本上在欧洲 but he's mostly Europe based now
而我在这边没有什么人脉 and I don't really have the contacts here.
他做什么生意? What's his game?
宾馆 赌场 大卖场 但是几年前都卖了 Hotels, casinos, shopping malls, but sold up a couple of years back.
我提起他是因为他是痴迷足球 I mention him cos he's a big soccer fan
而且他很想投资俱乐部 and he's looking to get involved in a club on an investment basis.
-你以前遇到过这样的机会么? -呃 也许吧 -You ever come across opportunities like that? -Mmmm, maybe.
偶尔会有 From time to time.
真的 Really?
这个朋友叫什么? What's this fella's name?
事情发展的不顺利啊 The negative close thing,
难道你不觉得我们稍显... you don't think we've played it a bit too...
消极? negative?
没事 他会打来的 It's fine, he'll call.
他会的 He'll call.
-我是James Buckingham -你好James 我是Don Coleman -James Buckingham. -James, Don Coleman.
Don 你好么? Don, how are you?
还行 还行 Yeah, not bad, not bad.
什么风把你吹来了? To what do I owe the pleasure?
James 我在想... James, I was just wondering...
投资的问题 你解决了吗? That investment problem you had, did you manage to sort it?
没呢 还没 还在处理中 No, not yet, still working on it.
好 好 Right, right.
我可不可以问一下... Do you mind me asking...
是哪种投资? what sort of investment was it?
只跟你说么? For your ears only?
当然 Of course, James.
想投资一个足球俱乐部 Don 有事么? It's a football club, Don. Why?
你认识哪个投资者么? Know of an investor?
James 我们能面谈么? James, can we meet?
可以啊 好 好 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
好的，到时见 OK, yeah, see you then.
-开球了! -来吧混蛋 -And that is kick-off! -Come on you Railton!
-明尼苏达老虎队 -美国的? -The Minnesota Tigers. -Yank outfit?
对啊 怎么了?有问题么? Yeah, what? Is that a problem?
没有 没有 我的客户是美国人 No, no, my client's an American.
真的么?再好没有 Really? Very good.
对他们的最近一次估价是接近1亿5千万美元 Well, they were recently valued at a little under 150 million US.
我们的财团最近一个月来 Our consortium has secretly been
一直在秘密买他们的股份 buying stock over the last month
我们差点就拿到了拥有权 结果问题产生了 and we were near effective ownership when our problem occurred.
-还差2千万? -对 -The 20 million? -Yeah, yeah.
Don 这不是暂时转让经营权 我们在做的是 So Don, this isn't a buy, strip and flip, we're offering
一桩大买卖 需要大笔钱进行融资收购 a simple bootstrap deal, LBO or HLT,
一个是联合企业的借贷与高回报率的合同 with a combination of syndicated loan and high-yield bonds, or a mezzanine arrangement,
一个是伦敦中央银行决定浮动利率的夹层融资 with floating instruments pegged to the London Interbank Offered Rate.
你会选择哪个? Which one would your man go for?
第二个 The second one.
第二个 真是明智的选择 The second one, very smart choice,
按照放款的利率 需要预付款 pre-payable at the rate of the issuer
还要三到五年的审核 看看我 with a no-call period of three to five years. But look at me.
我不停地唠唠叨叨 就像在教我奶奶吮鸡蛋一样 What am I doing, blah, blah, blah, teaching my grandmother to suck eggs.
那么 Don 介绍费按1%的标准怎么样? So Don, finders fee, standard 1%?
-1%? -好啦好啦 看看我 - 都被钉到十字架上了 -1%? -All right, God, look at me - crucified.
那么就1.25% 应该能让你个混球赚25万 One and a quarter then, bastard. Should net you 250 thou.
-最后 让我们聊聊时限吧 -你有多长时间? -Lastly, we have the time issue. -How long you got?
我有可靠证据证明 I have it on good authority
某些周报记者正在寻找蛛丝马迹 there's a journalist from one of the Sundays sniffing around the story.
一旦公布 投标就会失败 Story breaks, bid is dead
所以我们有24小时来筹集那份钱 so we have effectively 24 hours to find that money.
这是最后底线 Don 你有办法么? Bottom line, Don, can you do it?
你能把那小伙出售么? Can you sell this baby?
James 我甚至能把盐卖给鼻涕虫 James, I could sell salt to a slug.
盐会让鼻涕虫脱水死亡
交给我了 Leave it with me.
哈!牛人 这个正是我想听的 HA! Good man. That's what I like to hear.
把盐卖给鼻涕虫 Salt to a slug.
一找到买主就给我打电话 You will call me as soon as you find out?
-保重 James -谢谢 -Take care, James. -Will do.
把盐卖给鼻涕虫!太牛了 Salt to a slug! Love it.
哎呀 天哪 哎 Oh, lord, oh, blimey.
喔 不要干 Don 要慎重啊 Walk away, Don. Out your depth, walk away.
25万啊! 250 grand!
转让经营 夹层融资 浮动利率 Flip strip and mezzanine arrangement, floating pegs...
不!你不能卖!Don Oh, you cannot sell this, Don.
你不懂这个该死的世界! You do not understand a bloody word.
只要打个电话 就能赚25万 One phone call, quarter of a million quid.
冷静 冷静 Don 放松 Nice and calm, Don, nice and easy.
-我是Johnny Savage -Johnny 我想见见你的朋友 -Johnny Savage. -Johnny, I think I need to see your man.
我可能有笔生意要和他做 I think I might have a deal for him.
上钩了! Get in there!
-哦也 -太好了 -Yeah! -Das ist gut, ja, ja?
一块拥有万片湖泊的土地 The land of 10,000 lakes.
明尼苏达在达科他语里面意为湖水倒映着星光 Minnesota means star-tinted water in the Dakota language.
哦 对 是的 你了解这个地方? Oh, right, you, you know the area?
我父亲年轻时候从柏林搬到那儿 My father moved from Berlin as a young man.
-哦 在二战前? -不是 战后 -Right, before the war? -No after.
-他当时爱上了那片土地 -嗯 -He was otherwise engaged during. -Right.
当地人很欢迎他 使他很有安全感 They welcomed him, made him feel safe
然后他遇到了我母亲 till he met my mother.
在我出生时 我们搬到了纽约 Then we moved to New York when I came along.
但我总对那片土地心怀感激 But I've always felt a debt of gratitude to the place.
对了 你的人几小时前 So your people sent these over a couple of hours ago,
送来了这些无聊的法律文件 boring legal stuff.
我没有时间看它们 I haven't had time to read them.
那么你能告诉我这是什么吗? So you will tell me, what is this deal?
好的 呃 这不是暂时转让经营权的生意 OK. Well, it's not a buy, strip and...whip.
他们提供的了两种选择 其中一种是 They're offering either a simple shoelace deal,
联合企业借贷与高回报率的 LSO or HRT, with a combination of syndicated loan
合同 还有一种是夹层融资 and high-grain bonds, or a little mezzanine arrangement.
周转信贷?在这过程中 Revolving credit? All the way round,
上层人员保证浮动利率投资 superior secured with floating-rate instruments
与伦敦银行同业拆行利率保持一致 pegged to the London interface offered rate.
按照放款的利率 需要预付款 Pre-payable at the option of the issuer
还要五到七年的审核 对吧? with a no-call period of five to seven, ja?
不好意思 是三到五年 Three to five, I'm afraid.
他们知道自己在干什么 对吧? They know what they're doing, ya?
没错 Karl 但你得早点行动 Yeah, but you got to move fast, Karl.
周围有记者在打听着呢 There's a journalist sniffing around,
如果消息泄漏了 这次交易也就完蛋了 if the story breaks, the deal collapses.
Johnny 我不能操之过急 I can't be rushed, Johnny.
这个记者... This journalist...
...木质削片机 ..wood chipper.
Karl 我不这么认为 I don't think so, Karl.
我会看下的 I shall read it.
如果我感兴趣的话 Johnny会在明早十点前回复你 If I like it, Johnny will call you tomorrow morning before ten with my answer.
Herr Coleman 希望我们能做成这笔生意 I hope we have a business deal, Herr Coleman.
这份文件 The bill.
哦 我拿着了 Oh, I'll get this.
那个木质削片机是怎么一回事? What was that about a wood chipper?
不 不 没什么 玩笑而已 你做的很好 No, no, no, it's just a joke, you did good.
好吧 Right.
嘿 Blimey.
Albert 我们快成功了 我能感觉到 We are so bloody close, Albert, I can taste it.
我告诉你我们如此... I tell you we are so bloody...
Ash? Ash?
我感觉这件能成功 I've got a great feeling about this one.
我认为Shultz想投资 I think Shultz wants to invest
所以Savage将会在十点和我见面 如果见面成功 so Savage will meet me by ten, and if it's a thumbs up
他们会要一些密码 银行资料等 they'll need sort codes, bank details,
和转账相关的东西 everything to make the transfer.
我会发电子邮件过去 'I'll e-mail it over.'
而且 Don 我也认为这事能成 And, Don, I've got a good feeling about it too.
过去多长时间了? How long's it been now?
九个小时 我不敢相信 这太糟糕了 Nine hours. I can't believe it. This is awful.
没错 完全打乱了我们的骗局 Yep. Completely buggered up the con.
呃 这对Ash也很糟糕... Well, it's awful for Ash too...
很显然啊 obviously.
现在你们可以看他了 You can see him now.
-哦 Ash... -没事 -Oh, Ash... -All right.
我很高兴你安然无恙 I'm so pleased you're OK.
你感觉怎么样? How are you feeling?
你坚挺的双峰在我胸前摩擦 这让我很有感觉 Sexually aroused by the feel of your firm breast against my chest.
-Ash 她是我姐姐! -问问我对会诊医生印象如何? -Ash,that's my sister! -Ask me what I think of the consultant?
-什么? -快点问我! -好的 你认为这个会诊医生怎么样? -You what? -Just ask me! -Fine. What do you think about the consultant?
他是一个小脑袋 满嘴喷粪的自大的饭桶 He's a pompous git with a tiny head and a mouth like an arse.
-Albert 问问我是否喜欢你的厨艺 -喜欢... -Albert, ask me if I like your cooking. -Like...
我觉得你喜欢我的厨艺 不是么? I thought you loved my cooking. Don't you?
它吃起来像伦敦公园里大象屋的味道 It tastes like the elephant house at London Zoo
而且如果让我再吃一口 我宁肯快乐的死去 and if I never have to eat another mouthful I shall die a happy man.
Albert Em 对不起 我不是有意的 但是我控制不住 I'm sorry Albert, Em, I don't mean to say these things, but I can't help it.
你在说什么?你怎么了?医生 他怎么了? What do you mean? What's wrong with you? What's wrong with him?
因为头部受伤 你的朋友得了一种罕见的病 Your friend has developed an unusual condition as a result of his head injury.
什么病?Creutzman挤压综合症 What condition? Creutzman-Belling syndrome.
这是我碰到过的很多严重病例中的一个 It's one of the most severe cases I've ever come across.
-不好意思 什么 Creutzman? -挤压综合症 -Sorry, Creutzman what? -Belling syndrome.
一种罕见的由头部创伤的副作用引起的综合症 It's a rare side effect of certain cranial traumas
在左前脑额叶会出现水肿 with subsequent oedema in the left pre frontal lobe
结果导致病人 with the result that the patient develops
完全失去了撒谎的能力 a complete and profound inability to lie.
我想这对于骗子来说是个灾难 For a con man, something of a handicap, I'd have thought.
-你告诉他你是一个骗子? -在我偷了他的钱包 -You told him you were a con man? -Just after I told him I had his wallet.
哦 好的 听着 一定可以治愈吧 Oh, OK, look there's a cure.
-告诉我这个可以有 -不 这个真没有 -Tell me there's a cure. -No, there's no cure.
有时候它会自愈 Sometimes it just goes away,
而有时候它会陪你到老 sometimes people live with it for the rest of their lives.
个人而言 我希望你属于后者 Personally, with you, I hope it's the latter.
-还有其它问题么? -那个是糖浆么? -Any other questions? -Is that a syrup?
你可以出院了 早上好 You're free to go. Good morning to you.
-它们真的很坚挺? -是的 恕我直言 -Are they really impossibly firm? -Yes, sorry.
就连我做的马铃薯泥肉饼也不好吃? Not even my shepherd pie?
马铃薯泥肉饼：一种英国传统食品
是的 抱歉 No, sorry.
骗局结束了 这个绝对 也许甚至... The con is over, this one definitely, and maybe even...
不 假如你不能撒谎 你也不能行骗! No. If you can't lie, you can't con!
我只有在被问话时才说实话 I only tell the truth when asked a direct question.
我仍然可以假扮Johnny Savage Albert仍可以是Karl I can still be Johnny Savage, Albert can be Karl.
唯一的问题是 如果Coleman问我问题的话我们就暴露了 The only problem is if Coleman asks me a question that has an answer which exposes us.
没错 Ash 这确实是一个大问题 但是? Yeah, that's actually quite a big problem, Ash. But is it?
如果那些问题没问出口... Not if those questions aren't allowed to be asked.
但是你怎么能阻止它们? But how would you stop them?
如果Emma假扮Schultz的律师和Ash一起去的话? What if Emma goes to the meeting with Ash as Schultz's lawyer?
那么当Coleman问Ash时 Emma可以分散他的注意力 Then when Coleman asks Ash a direct question, Emma, you can distract him,
竭尽全力确保Ash不要诚实地回答 do whatever it takes to ensure Ash doesn't answer honestly.
-Ash 你认为你能全身而退? 不 绝不可能 -And you really think you can pull this off, Ash? -No, not a chance.
但这也值得一试 不是么? But it's worth a try, isn't it?
我的意思是这只是一次见面而已 I mean, it's only one meeting,
而且如果我们挺过这关 我们就成功了 and if we get through that, then we've got him.
他已经拿了我们的钱 He has got our dosh.
没错 Emma 你觉得怎么样? Yeah. Emma what do you think?
我是一个女人 肯定会搞砸这件事 I'm a woman, surely I'll mess things up?
-不会 他已经见过其他人了 只剩你了 -要说"请" -Come on, he's met everyone else. It has to be you. -Please.
"请"你答应 Pretty please.
那好吧 Go on, then.
好 我们还有多少时间? Good. OK, how long have we got?
我说过会打电话给他 安排见面事宜 I said I'd call him and arrange a meet.
和他谈话 不要给他插嘴的机会 Talk at him, don't give him a chance to get a word in edgeways,
接着安排见面 接下来我们就交给我们了 then set up the meeting. We'll take it from there.
嗨 Don 你好么?我很好 Hi, Don, how you doing? I'm good.
那么 我有些新消息 So, I got some news.
既然我们谈生意那么我们应该见一面 I think we're in business and we need to meet.
我建议一小时后在Denby餐厅见面 好么? Can I suggest Denby's restaurant in an hour?
希望一切顺利 很高兴和您通话 Hope that's OK. Great talking to you.
期待与您的见面 好的 我还有事 先挂了 再见 Look forward to seeing you. OK, got to run now. Bye.
小菜一碟 Piece of cake.
Johnny! Johnny!
-怎么样啊 伙计?你还好么? -是的 他很好 -How are you, mate? You good? -Oh.He's good, yeah.
-我们都很好 您呢?好么? -是的 我很好 你是? -We're both good. How are you? Good? -Yeah, I'm good. Who are you?
-我是Jess 很高兴见到您 -我也是 -I'm Jess, nice to meet you. -Right.
-不要告诉我她是你侄女 嗯? -不... -Don't tell me, she's your niece, right? -Wro...
不 我是Schultz的律师 No, I'm Mr Schultz's lawyer.
亲爱的 你当然是了 你这个狡猾的老家伙 Sure you are, darling. You sly old dog.
-还有其他秘密瞒着我么? -事实上... -Any more secrets you're not telling me? -As a matter of fact...
绝对没有 不 一点也没有 Absolutely not, no, none at all.
你知道我们没有多少时间了 You know, we don't have a lot of time,
所以我们能不能快点? so can we get straight to it?
对不起 我就喜欢你这种女人 A woman after my own heart. My apologies.
但是听起来我们将要挣一些钱? By the sounds of it we're going to make some money?
呃 不 Well, you're not.
不 Coleman先生你不是要挣一点的钱 No. You're not going to make some money, Mr Coleman,
你要挣很多的钱! you're going to make lots of money!
-Schultz喜欢我的交易? -不 他不... -Schultz likes my deal? -No, he does...
他不是喜欢你的交易 而是爱死你的交易了 Doesn't like your deal, he loves your deal,
但是他得离开了 and he's good to go,
那么我们现在需要谈的就是转账的细节了 so all we need now are the transfer details.
-这么简单? -哦 Don 这个没那么简单 相信我 -It's that simple? -Oh, it hasn't been simple, Don, trust me.
好的 那么这是细节 Right, well I've got the details right here.
好极了 Great.
没错 好极了 Yeah. Great.
这看起来很有序 This all looks like it's in order.
好的 我会立即进行转账 OK, I'll get that transferred straightaway.
除非你还有其他问题 And unless there's anything else?
-什么 这么简单? -就是这么简单 -What, that's it? -That's it.
这看起来太简单了 Almost seems too easy.
没错 虽然听起来很可笑 但它确实是 Well, in a funny sort of way it is.
好吧 我不能再待下去了 人们得挣钱 Well, I can't hang about. People to see money to make.
Jess 很高兴见到你 Johnny 我等会儿再和你谈谈? Jess, it's been a pleasure, Johnny, I'll speak to you later?
我认为不可能了 I don't think so.
25万英镑 Quarter of a million pound.
我找James Buckingham I'm here to see James Buckingham.
James 老伙计 拿出你的支票本 James, me old mate. Get your chequebook out,
因为在20分钟前 你欠我25万英镑 because as of 20 minutes ago, you owe me a quarter of a million sovs.
-别怪我对你发脾气 兄弟! -你什么? -Schultz的钱刚刚进来 -Don't you ruddy mate me! -You what? -Schultz's money has just come in.
-没错 14.36! -先令 没错 然后? -Yeah. 14.36! -Sterling, yeah, and?
然后 Don 然后?需要我告诉你多少次! "And", Don, "and"? How many times do I have to bloody tell you!
你 去拿杯茶 茶休时间到了! You, take a tea break. Tea break!
Don 汇率是在短期伦敦银行拆借利率基础上 Don, the conversion rate was based on the short Libor rate,
加上25个点 plus .25 points.
再加上打折后的掉期零息票据收益率 Those points, discounted on the swaps zero-coupon yield, and shifted
以及现金交易市场价格曲线对应的15个点 by .15 points to equal the actual market curve basis price,
算下来一共是 Don 共有14.86先令 making, Don, making 14.86 sterling.
再清楚不过了 幼儿园的小朋友都知道 I couldn't be clearer.This is kindergarten stuff.
是 只是...现在你的人少算了50万 Yes, just... Now your man is nearly half a million short
而在这些文件见诸报端 导致 with 40 minutes to go
交易失败之前 你还有40分钟时间! before the papers hit the news stands and the deal collapses!
天哪 对不起! Jesus. I'm sorry!
Don 不要光说对不起 你应该做些补救措施 Don't be sorry, Don, don't be sorry, be better.
能不能给你的人打个电话 Could you please call your man
-让他电汇剩下的钱 现在就打! -我打电话给我的人 Johnny -and get him to wire the rest of the money now! -I'll call my man, Johnny.
他会解决的 我现在就给他打电话 He'll sort it out. I'll call him right now.
我是Jess Jess speaking.
Jess 我需要和他谈谈 I need to speak to him, Jess.
-Johnny正在接电话 事实上 我们正在去机场的路上 -机场? -Well, Johnny's on another call right now, and actually, we're on our way to the airport. -The airport?
是的 Schultz先生的前任商业伙伴 Yeah. An ex-business partner of Mr Schultz's
在康涅狄格州的养猪场里 turned up on a pig farm in Connecticut.
-呃 他的商业伙伴出现了 -哦 我的天啊 -Well, some of him turned up. -Oh, my God.
我知道 所以Johnny要飞去美国帮助Schultz先生解决问题 Yeah, I know, so Johnny's flying over to the States now to help Mr Schultz sort things out.
那么? Well?
请稍等 这笔生意估计要黄了 Just a minute. We can't get hold of him.
Coleman Coleman 我们需要那笔钱 Coleman, Coleman, we need that money.
我们需要那笔钱 我们急需! We need that money and we need it fast!
我不关心它来自你自己的 I don't care if it comes from your account
还是你客户的账户里 如果钱 or your client's account, if it
在37分钟内没打入我们的账户 就取消交易 is not in our account in 37 minutes, the deal collapses,
你不会从中介费中得到一分钱 而且 you do not get one penny of your finder's fee, and
如果你违约 I might be looking at suing your arse
我会从这儿一直起诉你到明尼苏达州! for breach of contract from here to Minne-bloody-sota!
好!好 冷静 我可以从足球之星的账户里转账 OK! OK. Just calm down. I can transfer the money from
-没问题 然后从Schultz那里拿回来 -就这么办 -Footstar's account, no problem, get it back from Schultz later -Good.
James 我只需要15分钟 I just need 15 minutes, James.
-哪还有15分钟! -15分钟然后你就会得到你的钱 -You don't have 15 minutes! -15 minutes and you'll have your money.
听着... Look...
看见这个了么? You see this?
你想要你的中介费么? Do you want your finder's fee?
最好15分钟搞定 It had better be 15.
-我需要见Johnny -呃 就像我说的... -I need to see Johnny. -Well, like I said...
我需要见Johnny 要不然交易取消! I need to see Johnny now or the deal's off!
-我们得回去 -不 不要 -We have to go back. -No, I can't.
-Ash 我们得回去 -我做不到 -Ash, we have to. -I can't.
好吧 好 好 我们会乘晚点的航班 All right. OK, OK, yeah we'll get the later flight,
我们十点钟在酒店见你 and we'll see you back at the restaurant in ten.
再见 Bye-bye.
听着 这笔交易在金额方面出了点问题 So here's the deal. There's been a slight bollocks with the figures,
汇率方面的 some currency rate issue.
底线是Schultz再出50万 Bottom line is Schultz is 500 grand light.
我不想在他休息的时候打扰他 Now, I don't want to bother him on his day off.
他还有更重要的事情考虑 He's got better things to think about.
我的银行账户在线 现在 我准备 So I have my bank on the line, here, and I am prepared to transfer
把基金从我的账户转移 然后从德国拿回来 the funds from my account, and get it back from the German later.
好的 但是... OK, but...
Johnny 50万可不是一笔小数目 500 grand's a lot of money, Johnny.
这是一大笔钱 所以在我做之前 It's a lot of money. So before I do the deal,
我需要看着你的眼睛问你 Johnny I need to look you in the eye and ask you, Johnny,
是否有理由 任何理由 is there any reason, any reason at all,
令我需要担心这笔交易? why I should be nervous about doing this?
Coleman先生 我可以确保你... Mr Coleman, I can assure you...
没有恶意 但是我和他在做生意 No offence, but this is a man I've already done business with.
我知道我可以相信这个人 This is the man I know I can trust.
我需要他亲口告诉我 I need to hear it from him.
Johnny 是否有理由 任何理由 Johnny, is there any reason, any reason at all,
让我不转账这些钱? why I should not transfer the money?
呃 当然有 Well, of course there is.
这是场骗局 你完全被骗了 It's a con. You are being completely turned over.
如果你把50万转账了 你就永远也见不到了 If you transfer that half a million, you'll never see it again.
我能告诉你什么呢 Don? What can I tell you, Don?
我是一个专业的骗子大师 I'm a professional con artist.
-事实上 Jess也是 Don -我们是一个犯罪团伙 我们是一起的 -In fact, so is Jess here. -We're a team, Don, we're in it together.
是的 我不是足球经纪人 Yeah, I'm not a football agent.
-我不是律师 -Johnny不是我的真名 -I'm not a lawyer. -Johnny's not my real name.
-我真名是Emma -Emma -I'm called Emma. -Emma.
-那么你实际上不是美国人? -不 我来自伦敦 不是么 -So you're not really an American? -No, I'm from London, innit.
那么你给我50万是骗我的 对么? And that 50 grand you gave me, that was just to pull me in, right?
对 对 那是为了赢取你的信任 Yeah, right, that was to earn your trust.
这就是我们所说的骗取信任的诱饵! It's what we call a convincer!
我们把你叫做金主 We call you the mark.
-那么我是中了你们的圈套了? -当然 -And I've fallen for it hook, line and sinker? -So we thought.
但现在你看穿我们的身份了 嘿! But now you've seen through us.Hey!
我们会悄悄地来的 长官 We'll come quietly, officer.
天才! Genius!
-不是么? -你们搞垮了我 -Isn't it? -You crack me up.
哦 我搞垮了我自己 Don 我搞垮了我自己 Oh, I crack me up, Don, I crack me up.
没错 我是Don Coleman 把那笔钱转账 一切都好 没问题 Yeah it's Don Coleman. Transfer the money, it's all good. It's fine.
把钱转账 骗子大师们! Transfer the money. Con artists!
哦 天哪 你也好这口 Oh, my God! You like that.
嘿!香槟 Oi! Champagne.
起来 我们走了 Come on. Here we go.
就是它!没错!我就一直说嘛!就是它 There it is! Yes! Now that's what I'm talking about! That's the one.
骗子大师... Con artists...
James... James...
Buckingham? Buckingham?
有人么? Someone?
有人么?! Anyone?!
不! No!
Morgan和Kennedy上演了精彩的好戏 这次主要归功于... Perfect play there by Morgan and Kennedy and a richly deserved victory for...
雷尔顿足球俱乐部! Railton FC!
那么 你认为Coleman会来找我们么? So, do you think Coleman'll come looking for us?
不 我想他会为其它事分心的 No, I think he'll be otherwise distracted.
他关心的是 他把Karl Schultz的200万给了一个骗子 As far as he's concerned, he has lost Karl Schultz's 20 million to a con artist.
如果我是他 我会行事低调的 If I were him, I'd be keeping a very low profile.
-哦 是的 雷尔顿 -事情好得不能再好了 -Oh, yes. Railton. -Things couldn't have worked out better.
是 除了Ash Yeah, except for Ash.
Mickey 我们到底拿他怎么办? Mickey, what the hell are we going to do about him?
Ash!你好么?Ash!你没事吧? Ash! Is he all right? Ash, are you OK?
发生什么事了?这是几? What happened? How many fingers am I holding up?
-1 -不会吧 Ash -开玩笑的 Em 4 我很好 我好的不得了 -One. -Oh, Ash. -Joke, Em, four. I'm fine, I'm absolutely fine.
等 等 等 一个笑话?撒谎 Wait, wait, wait. A joke? Lie.
-撒谎 -撒谎 -撒谎 -Lie. -Lie. -Lie.
-撒谎 -你叫什么? -Bob 你多大了? -21 -Lie. -What's your name? -Bob. How old are you? -21.
-你做什么的? -脑外科医生 -你认为我的厨艺怎么样? -What's your job? -Brain surgeon. -How do you like my cooking?
哦 Albert 我爱它 我爱死了 Oh, Albert, I love it, I absolutely love it.
你没事吧?没事 没事 这杯敬大家! Are you all right? Yeah, yeah. Here's to us!
敬大家!我们回来了! Here's to us! We're back on!
干杯! Cheers!
显然是一个匿名捐赠者 An anonymous donor, apparently.
超过20万 Over 200 grand.
让你信心回复了 对吧? Restores your faith, doesn't it?
把那东西给我拿远点 Don't come near me with that thing.
这东西叫"狗打滚" Dog roll, can't beat it.
-我不会问为什么他们这么叫它 -这个很好吃 -I wouldn't even ask why they call it that. -It's delicious.
-切碎的嘴唇和蹄子做的 -内藏? -Pure minced lips and hoof. -Organic?
哦 当然 尝试之前不要贸然嘲笑它 Oh, of course. Now don't mock until you've tried it.
门儿都没有 Not a chance.
加油 雷尔顿! Come on, you Railton!