嗯 那么我们可以签字了吧...? So, if we're ready for signature...?
你百分之百确保是最后一棒吗? You can absolutely guarantee it'll be the final leg?
毫无疑问 No question.
绝不会发生违约这种事的 Anything else would be in breach of contract.
那谁把火炬传给我呢? Who's giving it to me?
问得好Phoebe! 谁传给她呢? Excellent question, Phoebe! Who's giving it to her?
呃...Anthony? Er... Anthony?
呃... Erm...
Dame Kelly Holmes Dame Kelly Holmes.
喔... Ooh...
-我没听过她 -她可是位奥林匹克运动员 -I don't know who she is. -She's an Olympic athlete.
我不在乎 I don't care.
我可以拥有一切我想要的 是不是 妈妈? I can have who I want, can't I,Mummy?
爸爸说过的! Daddy said!
呃 亲爱的... Well, darling...
我怎么就不能拥有一切我想要的东西呢? Why can't I ever have anything I want?
呃 这个... Well, it's...
我们还有其他选择吗? Do we have any other choices?
呃 Coe勋爵 Erm... Lord Coe.
不要 No.
-Ian Botham爵士? -不 -Sir Ian Botham? -No.
-Ian McKellen爵士? -不行 -Sir Ian McKellen? -No.
-Justin Bieber -行吗? -Justin Bieber. -Yes?
那就他了 很好 He'll be fine. Marvellous.
我们带了一件仿制品过来 We've brought along a replica
方便Phoebe提早做准备 so that Phoebe has plenty of time to prepare.
那么 你从Justin手中接过火炬 So, you pick up from Justin,
然后就开始跑 then it's up the steps
易如反掌 and Bob's your uncle.
你可真是个好运气的姑娘 You're a very lucky girl.
实际上 这跟运气可一点儿关系也没有 Actually, it has nothing to do with luck.
我爸爸可是富可敌国 My Daddy is very, very, very rich.
她为自己的父亲深感自豪 She's v proud of her father.
他还说我可以拥有我想要的一切 And he says I can have whatever I want,
因为我是他的小公主 because I'm his princess.
可不是嘛 Yes, you are.
那么 我们现在就差您的支票了 So, all we need now is your sponsorship cheque.
没问题 Of course.
太好了 嗯 我们很乐意为您效力 Good. Well, it's been an absolute pleasure.
真是皆大欢喜! How exciting!
Lucinda会一败涂地 Lucinda will be completely sick.
她所做的一切努力都是白费劲 All she's doing is a stupid dance.
她不过埋没于芸芸众生 而我会成就非凡 She'll be one of hundreds,but I'll be special.
当然了 宝宝 你不一样 Yes, you will, poppet.
那接下来要做什么呢? So what happens now?
书面工作大约需要一周时间 All the paperwork will come through in about a week or so
包括排演 办VIP通行证等等一些细节 - rehearsal dates, VIP passes, details, etc.
您只需要在日程上记下7月27日的会面 Just make sure you've marked July 27th on your calendar.
完全没有问题! Abso-bloody-lutely!
说谢谢 Phoebe Say thank you, Phoebe.
她太紧张了 冷静不下来 She's highly strung. V creative.
喔 愿上帝保佑她 Oh, bless her.
情况如何? How'd it go?
-手到擒来 -啊哈 -Like taking candy from a baby. -Ah-ha.
对传递人员身份挑肥拣瘦真是太搞笑了 It's funny how you enjoy some jobs more than others.
因为比起其他人 有些人要更适合 Because some people are more deserving than others.
这也让咱尝到甜头 Makes it all the sweeter.
的确 你别说... Yes, it does. Mind you...
这十万英镑也不少了 A hundred grand ain't to be sniffed at.
没有啊 那能买好些衣服呢 No. It's a lot of clothes.
老实说 他们怎么说钱都有点儿太多了 To tell you the truth,they had way too much money anyway.
我是说 你仔细想想 咱们可真有点像罗宾汉 I mean, when you think about it,we're a bit like Robin Hood.
是啊 咱真是在劫富... Yeah, well,we do take from the rich...
不过没有济贫罢了... Only instead of giving it to the poor...
我们拿来买衣服了啊 We buy clothes.
没罗宾汉人气高啊 Which isn't quite as catchy.
是啊 可我们看起来更风骚 No, but we look great.
你还真是不能不爱奥运会呀 You've gotta love the Olympics.
当然 除了奥运会正将伦敦东区变成贵族蠢物乐园这事儿 Apart from the fact they're turning the East End into a chinless wonder's paradise.
目前我们已经卖出了12个不存在的贵宾包厢 So far, we've sold 12 non-existent executive boxes
以及3个奥运火炬传递机会 and three Olympic torch runs.
那孩子真是惹人嫌啊 She was such a brat.
是呐 有些人教育孩子的方式就是这样 Yeah... The way some people bring up their children.
我像她那么大的时候所拥有的 All I had at her age
就只有Dib Dab冰冻果子露和一只呼啦圈 was a Sherbet Dib Dab and a hula hoop.
说起呼啦圈 我对你曾经是战无不胜 I used to beat you hands down every time.
你吹牛吧? You bragging?
蛇臀舞者Kennedy 以前人们这么称呼我 Snake Hips Kennedy, they used to call me.
他可真是个娘们儿 He was such a girl.
还不是因为我曾让你输得很惨 Only cos I used to beat you.
是啊 只因为我没法从你身上拿走呼啦圈 Yes, because I couldn't get it off you, that's why.
行啦 孩子们 咱们这次可是赚了十万英镑呢 All right, children - we've made 100 grand,
你们每个人都能有呼啦圈了 you can all have hoops.
你确定在Albert这把年纪呼啦圈还会有趣吗? Sure that's wise at Albert's age?
-他怕是会弄伤自己的 -喔? -He might do himself a mischief. -Oh?
呃 我现在还是有能力给你们这群小子教两招的 Well, I could teach you youngsters a thing or two.
可不是嘛 Yes, you could.
我发现你的问题了 你就是一长不大的孩子 I've worked something out about you lot. You're like big kids.
是吗? Yeah?
我发现刚才你说你有了十万英镑 I realised when you said you had a 100 grand
那每个人都可以买呼啦圈了 so everyone could have hoops.
有十万英镑的正常人 Who in their right mind,if they had a ￡100,000,
会用这钱来买呼啦圈吗? would spend it on hoops?
你干嘛跟呼啦圈过不去呢? What have you got against hoops?
他玩呼啦圈肯定很逊 He's hoopist.
童年时期玩呼啦圈落下阴影了 Could've had a bad experience as a child.
是啊 他肯定和呼啦圈缠作一团... Yeah, he got all tangled up...
找不到节奏... Couldn't quite get the rhythm...
看吧?你这老小孩 还在这样胡搅蛮缠 See? You're like big kids,messing about...
Ed 你是真地向讨论事儿呢 还是在发泄? Are you making a point here, Ed,or just having a Northern rant?
还真有件事儿 There is a point, actually.
你们有人对Rushie做了不堪之事! One of you did this to Rushie!
等等 你怎么知道就是我们其中一个? Hang on.How do you know it was one of us?
因为就是昨晚的事儿 Cos it happened last night,
那时在场的除了你们没别人了 and you were the only ones in here.
-好吧 -好了吗?那么这个人是谁呢? -Right. -Right? So? Who was it?
嗯 是谁都无关紧要啊 看他的胡子一团糟 Well, whoever it was can't draw, cos his moustache is rubbish.
那是他原来的胡子啊 That's his real one.
你们亵渎了他!看着他! You've defiled him! Look at him!
这事太荒唐了! It's not right, this!
这男人穿短裤驰骋绿茵球场的时候才是真的帅! This man was poetry in shorts.
很好笑吗 Michael? Summat funny, Michael?
不 我道歉 No. Sorry.
那好 在有人认错之前 你们不准踏进酒吧大门 Right, well - until one of you owns up, you're barred.
-呃? -不让进了? -Eh? -Barred?
有点过了吧啊 Ed? That's a bit strong, innit Ed?
咱们是伙伴啊 Especially as we're your partners.
善意的玩笑和把戏我不在乎 可这个太过了! I don't mind all the banter and the general abuse,but this is going too far!
好吧 我想得有人出来认错了 All right, I think someone better own up.
-你们看我干嘛? -嗯 你可是个足球迷啊 -What you looking at me for? -Well, you're the football nut.
喂 喂 球迷也不都是足球流氓啊 Oi, oi, we're not ALL hooligans.
呃 反正也不是我 Well, it wasn't me.
好吧 那你们都不准呆这儿了 Right, well - you're barred,
一个都不行 直到我查出是谁做的 all of you, till I find out who done it.
我是说真的! I mean it!
-那走吧 -走吧 -算了 -Let's go. -Well, go on. -Come on.
-真赶我们走啊? -快走! -Barred? -Barred!
说真的 伙计们 I'm serious, guys.
我可是花了好几年才教会Eddie做可口早餐的 It's taken me years to teach Eddie how to make a proper breakfast.
是啊 不过被赶出办公场所的事儿就免提吧 Yes - not to mention losing our office.
是呐 他是为了那个利物浦人铁了心了 Yeah, well,he's got that Scouse resolve.
咱没人承认的话他可不会让步的 He won't give up till one of us admits it.
那么 到底是谁? So go on. Who was it?
-我牵的头 -你?! -I'm Spartacus. -You?!
-耳朵是我画的 -我 呃... 我画的眼镜 I did the ears.I er...I did the glasses.
那胡须呢? And the beard?
-你好了吗? -看好了 -Ready for this? -Watch.
把笔收好 Hide the pen.
看看...? See...?
呃 你们都老大不小了好吗? Well, that wasn't very grown-up,was it?
是Albert开的头啊 Albert started it.
-你个打小报告的 -哦 行了 又不是我开的头 -Hey, you snitch. -Oh, come on, don't even start.
好吧 可以先不说这事儿了 All right, that's enough,that's enough.
Eddie的事儿往后搁搁 We can worry about Eddie later.
Albert又找到个新目标 Albert's got a new mark.
哦 谁啊? Oh, who?
这次 呃...情况有点特殊 It's er.. kind of personal.
Ash 你能帮我一下吗? Ash, would you...help me out?
他叫Dexter Gold 不过不是真名 This is Dexter Gold.That's not his real name,
四年前他以改名契约的方式改的 he changed it by deed poll four years ago.
-那他的真名是? -Dexter Pratt -What's his real name? -Dexter Pratt.
以前经济不景气的时候 Started up a "Gold Hard Cash" website
他创办了一家叫真金换现金的网站 when the economy went into turmoil
赚了不少钱 and he made a small fortune.
他品味不俗嘛 Classy guy.
需要现金的人在报纸上看到他的广告 People who needed a few extra pounds saw his ads in the papers,
便将珠宝送去他那里 sent their jewellery in,
他欺诈客户 只支付这些珠宝实际价值的一小部分 and he conned them by paying out a fraction of what it was worth.
这就是我所掌握的有关他的情况 That is how I found him.
-失陪一会 -请便 -Excuse me for just for a moment. -Sorry.
夫人? Madam?
'三年前Vivienne Marchant的丈夫过世时 'Vivienne Marchant hit hard times
'她的生活陷入了黯淡期' 'when her husband died three years ago.'
最糟糕的是 我觉得自己太傻了 The worst thing is,I feel so stupid.
喔 不 不是这样的 Oh, no, no.
那时候 我只要看到白纸黑字印在报纸上的事情 There was a time, when if it was in a newspaper written in black and white,
便信以为真 it was true!
日子会好起来的 Better days.
我家George若还在定会暴跳如雷 My George would be furious.
他会去找那黑心的人 问他个究竟 He'd have gone round there,given him what for.
我确定他会的 I'm sure he would.
我尽力了!可他一个劲地嘲笑我 I tried! He just laughed at me.
说交易条件都已经白纸黑字地写下来了 Said the conditions were written down.
毫无疑问是用小号字体印刷的 In small print, no doubt.
Albert 你帮我真是太好心了 It's really good of you to help me,Albert.
亲爱的 现在的社会你真不该轻信任何人 You can't be too careful who you trust these days, my dear.
现今的社会不必当年了 不过你还是遇到了我 The world isn't what it was.After all, you only met me, what,
是在三天以前吧?说不定我也是个骗子哦 three days ago? I could be a con-man too.
噢 你可别说笑了! Oh, don't be so daft!
她把这些东西送入了虎口 听听 She sent this piece of filth -listen to this -
24K金戒指 一枚钻石胸针 two 24 carat gold rings,a diamond brooch.
那可载满了60年的记忆啊 60 years of memories.
他只返给她28.50英镑 He sent her back ￡28.50.
混蛋 Bastard.
就为了他骗走的每一便士 我们要不跟他做个了结 If we don't take this bloke for every penny he's got,
我就自己去抽他几个大耳刮子 权当寻开心 I'll smack him in the mouth just for fun.
不用急 Ash 咱们要全力对付他了 Don't worry, Ash, he'll receive our full attention.
啊 那是 不可避免啊 Ah, yes,there is a bit of a problem.
问题不是常有的吗? Isn't there always?
Michael? Michael?
我们调查了他和他的真金换现金的生意 发现 We checked him out and his Gold Hard Cash business, it seems,
这不过是他的副业 is just a sideline.
他跟2008年Gatwick发生的金条劫案 He was connected to the gold bullion robbery at Gatwick in 2008
以及去年在Tottenham的商店劫案有牵连 and the Tottenham warehouse gold heist last year.
那他是销赃的咯? He's a fence?
他是交易赃物金条的中间人 He's a middle man for stolen gold bullion.
他以真金换现金的生意为掩护 He uses his Gold Hard Cash business as a cover
把赃物都熔掉 再卖出去 to melt it down and sell it on.
他不过是个骗子 为何要区别对待? What difference does it make if he's a crook?
正因他是个骗子 也是咱的同道中人啊 Well, he's not just a crook, he's one of the chaps.
# 恶棍抓进局子 嫌他烫手撇开他 # # When the pimp's in the crib Drop it like it's hot #
# 嫌他烫手撇开他 # # Drop it like it's hot #
# 条子要来找麻烦 # # When the pigs try to give it you #
# 马上出手摆平它 # # Park it like it's hot #
# 要持...态度 # # If a ... get a attitude #
# 立马行动打爆它 立马行动打爆它 # # Pop it like it's hot Pop it like it's hot #
# 立马行动打爆它... # # Pop it like it's hot... #
那么 因为他也是这个圈子的 So, because of the circles
最好别让他能查到我们 he mixes in, we don't want him coming after us.
更不能让他把告诉他的任何一个狐朋狗友 Or worse, telling one of his gangster friends
他被骗了 这样就给他们好理由来对付我们了 he's been conned and offering them a better deal if they take care of us.
那么 我们要对付这家伙 完事后就得不留痕迹 So, if we do this, we need to close it off when we're done.
-同意吗? -当然了 -Agreed? -Yeah. Yeah.
好的 那咱们来想想办法吧 Good. Then let's find a way in.
爽歪歪 生意不错吧 Bish bosh, job's a good 'un.
签了支票 送到Winner大街1号 Write the cheque, send it to Number One, Winners Street,
钱送上门来了 Daddy's bringing home the bacon.
我说这批货是24K金的 对还是错呢?等等 When I said this deal was 24 carat, was I right or was I wrong? Hang on.
不准在工作时间打电话 Talk on your own time.
你要敢碰这该死的手机 我就把它塞你屁眼儿里 You touch that bleedin' phone again and I'll shove it up your jacksy.
那我对还是错呢? So was I right or wrong?
不 Peter 你不要一直笑着说是啊是啊 No, don't just laugh and say "Yeah,"Peter,
你该说... actually say the words...
我到底是对还是错? Was I right or wrong?
这才对 在钱花完之前你该把这笔生意了结了 Exactly, you get your deal sorted out before you spend your money.
明白吗? Capiche?
我们是中间人 不是投资人 We're middle men not investors,
我们接手就意味着他们接手了 懂吗? when we get the deal,they get the deal, OK?
现在滚开吧 下回你要不听我的 Now sod off and next time listen to me instead of
那就再花五年时间继续琢磨你那破烂生意吧 that poxy business degree you wasted five years of your life on.
Shania 把你屁股挪挪个 Shania, get your arse over here.
我杯子怎么是空的 Me mug's empty.
什么? Excuse me?
我没告诉你么?我进来的时候杯子里应该倒好了茶 What have I told you? Mug of tea, the minute I get in.
呃 他喜欢看电影 Well, he likes his movies.
-电影? -我侵入他的网上DVD租赁账户 -Movies? -I hacked into his online DVD rentals account.
他三周内租了27部片子 He's got 27 films in three weeks.
色情片? Porn?
很奇怪 不 似乎都是战争片 Strangely enough, no, they all look like war films.
-战争片? -是的 -War? -Yeah.
你那儿怎么说他? What does that say about him?
-他喜欢看见人被射中后流血的惨状 -正确 -That he likes to watch people being shot and blown up. -Nice.
若他喜欢战争片...那这个如何? If he likes war movies...What about this?
卡扎菲似乎试图将自己的一部分财产弄出国 It looks like Gadaffi was trying to ship out some of his goodies
而美国佬对着他们就是一顿猛打 while the Yanks took pot shots at him
有好些财物都遗失了 and a couple of truck loads went missing.
其中有一部分据称是金条 One of which was thought to be gold bullion.
猜测是落在了一群军队败类手中 They think it's a rogue army unit.
那我们就用这个做咱的背景? So we use this as our back story?
为何不呢?这正投其所好 Why not? It fits his personality.
是啊 背景没问题了 It's true, so it'll check out,
这省下了编故事的时间 and it saves time having to set something up from scratch.
-嗨 -你好 -Hi. -How you doing?
-给你 -谢谢 拜拜 -乐意为你效劳 -There you go. -Thanks, bye. -Cheers.
说实话 他十分歧视女性 Honestly, he is so sexist,
认为穿平底鞋的女人一定是同性恋 apparently every woman in flat shoes is a lesbian.
所以他还没女朋友也就不奇怪了 No wonder he hasn't gota girlfriend.
Baz 终止那些不营利的委托合约 Thing is, Baz,splitting up consignments
我们需要的是能掌控局面的人 ain't doing us any favours, we need someone who can take the lot.
接下来我会会这个德国怪老头 I'm seeing this German geezer later on,
他说他能收下我们所有的货 he says he can take whatever we've got.
我并非是跟你耍手段 I ain't trying to pull a fast one,
可今早醒来我发现一盎司黄金就值875镑 but a troy ounce of gold was 875 quid when I woke up this morning.
那么 你若没有其他新消息 Now, unless you know something I don't,
我的价码不会低于这个了 why would I get less than that?
国内的货我同意你的价钱 We'll give you 875 for your domestic business,
可是我们都知道有时候你的货源可不是那么的... but we are aware that sometimes your sources are not always...
干净? legitimate?
你想让我们买你的金子 So, if you want to use us
却又不肯告诉货的来源 but you don't want us to ask, "Where is it coming from?"
那不妨降点价 行吗? then we like to pay a little less, ja?
好 好 Yeah, yeah.
那么 呃...你要多少货? So, uh...how much can you take?
我们没有上限 We have no upper limit.
-付款方式呢? -你想要什么方式? -And payment? -What's your preference?
现金 Cash.
逃税的款项在德国查得非常严 The money laundering laws are very stringent in Germany.
-用银行本票或者直接转账给我 -就这样 -Bankers draft or direct transfers. -Agreed.
我们直接转账的上限是200万欧元 We have a 2m euro ceiling on direct transfers.
看来你找到了英国的供应商 Looks like you've found your UK supplier.
看吧 熔掉手头拮据的老女人送来的小首饰 You see, melting down trinkets sent in by wrinklies feeling the pinch
还不够建立起一个新的资金池 是吧 Barry? ain't going to build my new pool,is it, Barry?
咱实话实说吧 Let's be honest.
交易的对方总在压榨每一分利润 那么... And the dealers are squeezing all the margins, so...
Krauts家族同意吞下咱们所有的供货 the Krauts have agreed to take whatever we can supply,
不设上限 no upper limit.
爽歪歪 现在就打开金柜 准备赚钱吧 So, bish bosh, open up the till, keep the change.
那我们何时开始呢 老板? So, when do we start, boss?
我告诉他下周末我会送出第一批货 I told him I'd send him his first shipment at the end of next week.
现在需要联系几个伙计了 There's a couple of the lads planning jobs.
Stansted的一家货物码头 A cargo terminal at Stansted
和Kensington的一家阿拉伯银行 and an Arab bank in Kensington.
不过从他们那儿取货还得等上几周 But they're a few weeks away,so,
所以若是咱们手头缺货 if there's no hooky gold about,
那就发些广告 let's get a few more press ads running.
去找杂志社 Knitting magazines, something to terrify the bingo squad,
"经济衰退 油价飞涨 "Recession to bite deep,fuel prices to soar.
"羊毛衫和蓝色染发剂同样价格暴涨 "The cost of cardigans and blue rinses to go through the roof.
"若连供暖都无法保证 留着结婚戒指还有何用?" "What use is your wedding ring if you can't turn the heating on?"
尤其要针对寡妇这类人 Maybe do a special offer for widows!
我很欣赏你的主意 Baz I like what you did there, Baz.
是啊 咱们从家庭主妇开始宣传 Yeah. And then let's start with the housewives,
让她们为自己穿金戴银 make 'em feel guilty
而孩子却玩不到最新的电视游戏 about their kids not having the latest video games
而感到愧疚 while they're still dripping in gold.
找些小孩哭泣的图片放上去 Do some photos of kids...crying.
-好的 好好干! -我去办事了 老板! -Right, get on with it! -I'm on it, boss!
加油 Baz 好吗? Big push, Baz, OK?
Shania? Shania?
Sean 你有何收获? Sean, what have you got?
呃 从他的私人助理那儿了解到 他还单身 Well, according to his PA,he's single,
常态是没有固定女友 in between girlfriends,which is his usual state,
他没有参加任何俱乐部 只喝香槟 he's not a member of any clubs,only drinks champagne,
独爱Bollinger香槟 preferably Bollinger,
讨厌狗 穿平底鞋的女人 hates dogs,women in flat shoes
和面包黄油布丁 还有 他的幸运数字是5 and bread-and-butter pudding.And his lucky number's five.
呃...是热刺球迷 但从没去现场观战 So... Supports Tottenham,never goes to live matches,
他最钟爱的歌星有Michael Buble Shirley Bassey和Madonna his favourite singers are Michael Buble, Shirley Bassey and Madonna.
他最喜欢的电影是拯救大兵瑞恩 His favourite film is Saving Private Ryan.
周末会去玩彩弹射击游戏 Plays paintball on the weekend.
最爱的颜色的是金色 偶尔 Favourite colour's gold.On the rare occasion
他会扮成Auric Glodfinger he does go to a fancy dress party,he goes as Auric Goldfinger,
007电影中的角色
当然没人知道那是谁 去参加假面聚会 the bloke from the Bond film,but no-one ever knows who he is.
哦 他还养了只叫Goldie的鹦鹉 Oh, and he's got a parrot named Goldie.
好的 Emma? OK. Emma?
他是11家公司的董事 这些公司都跟黄金有关 He's listed as a director of 11 companies, all gold-related,
总营业额有三百万英镑 with a combined turnover of ￡3m,
所以 我们可以确定他生活在贫困线以上 so, I think we can say he's above the poverty line.
-后勤工作呢? -万事俱备 可以行动了 -Props? -Everything's in place, ready to go.
我们的诱饵呢? And what about our bait?
啊 诱饵啊... Ah, our bait...
...看看... ..looks a little something like...
...这个 ...this.
噢... Ooh...
哇 这是真家伙吗? Wow. Is that real?
哦 当然了 Oh, yes.
差不多值三百二十万英镑 32 grand's worth, give or take.
不过是租来的 所以事成之后我们要完璧归赵 It's rented, so it has to go back in one piece when we're done.
那应该能引起他的注意了 That should get his attention.
哦...他四点要出城开个会 Oh... He's got a four o'clock meeting out in the sticks.
那就引他入洞吧 Then let's bring him in.
啊?! Hngh...?!
-你想死吗? -不想 -Do you want to die? -No.
15秒钟之后 会有6个人从树林里杀出来 In about 15 seconds, six blokes are going to come out of the woods.
他们会先杀了我 然后顺手杀了你 They'll kill me first, then shoot you just for fun.
所以 上车 开走 So, get in the car and drive.
现在就做! Now!
他来了 He's in.
我从他们所谓的买家那回来的时候 他们突然袭击我 They jumped me on the way back from their so-called dealers.
这一定是他们设的圈套 It must have been a setup.
不 不 不 我搭的别人的车 No, no, no, I flagged a ride.
不 他是个平头百姓 没事的 No, he's a civilian, it's all right.
我一个小时之内回来 你乖乖等我 I'll be back in an hour, you just sit tight.
好的 听着 我很抱歉把你卷进来 OK, look, I'm sorry to drag you into this,
但是我刚才这么惨 你又正好在那里 but I was up shit creek and you just happened to be there.
你救了我 You saved my life.
我欠你一个人情 I owe you one.
谁在追杀你? Who was after you?
一群贪婪的混蛋 还能有谁 Greedy bastards, that's who.
但是你救了我 很有勇气 你以前当过兵吗? But you got me out and that takes guts. You ever been in the forces?
没有 我曾经想进防卫军的 No. I thought about the TA once.
喔 你应该去的 Oh, you should do it.
-是吗? -是的 -Yeah? -Yeah.
事情是不是我想的这样? Is that what I think it was?
怎么样? What if it was?
我听见你刚才打电话 关于什么买家 I heard you on the phone, about the dealer.
-你是不是想给我找点麻烦? -不 不是的 -Am I going to have trouble with you,son? -No, no.
实际上 我就是做这行的 The thing is, that's what I do.
什么? What?
我是个黄金交易商 I'm a gold dealer.
是啊 是啊 你当然是 Yeah, yeah, course you are.
好了 谢谢你载我一程 抱歉跟你添乱了 Listen, thanks for the ride, sorry for the inconvenience.
没有 别走 看 这是我的名片 No! No, look, look. Here's my card.
如果你有什么要卖的 我可以帮你找买家 If you got something to sell, I can find a buyer.
你觉得那有用吗? You think it worked?
那是关于贪欲的东西 显而易见嘛 Well, that's the thing about greed. It's very predictable.
很好 Great.
Sean 你明早能带我们进他的办公室吗? Sean, can you get us into his offices tomorrow morning?
好的 我会打给Shania 我新的好朋友 Yeah, I'll call Shania, my new best friend.
听着 我们得对Eddie做点什么 Look, we've got to do something about Eddie.
是啊 我就说 Yeah, I said that.
来了 慢慢享用 There we go. Enjoy.
我们得对Eddie做点什么 We need to do something about Eddie.
-我有个主意 -哦 是什么? -I have an idea. -Oh, yeah?
我要叫人帮个忙 I'm going to call in a favour.
你好 Eddie酒吧 Hello, Eddie's bar.
-我是Ian Rush -什么? -It's Ian Rush here. -'What?'
行行好吧 别逗了 你听着就不像他 Do me a favour, that's pathetic. You don't even sound like him.
嘿 听着 我不知道你是谁 Hey, listen, I don't know who you are,
不过你可以告诉那帮人 but you can tell that lot
我没他们想得那么傻 懂了吗? that I'm not as stupid as they think I am, all right?
好了 擦... Ya f...
干得不错 不过他不相信我们 Nice try, but he didn't believe us.
好了Albert Emma看看你们行不行 OK. Albert, Emma. See if you can work on him.
诶 为什么要我去? Hey, why me?
我又没在他的足球偶像头上画耳朵 I didn't draw ears on his football hero!
他对你有意思 He's got a soft spot for you.
我是不会跟他睡觉的 I'm not sleeping with him
这样Ash就能吃上好的了是吧 just so Ash can have a fry up.
那是你的问题 Ems 你好自私 That's your trouble, Ems. You're selfish.
这一点都不好笑 Not funny.
只要告诉他是Albert干的 他道歉就好了 Just tell him it was Albert. He can apologise, end of.
-哦 为什么是我? -哦 那就Mickey -Oh, but why me? -Oh, Mickey then.
我们不能告诉他是Mickey干的 We won't tell him it was Mickey,
那样他会把Mickey的生活变成一个悲剧的 cos he'll make Mickey's life a misery.
Albert 告诉他是Sean干的 Albert, tell him it was Sean.
等一下! Sean 你最小 Hang on! Sean, you're the youngest.
如果你们告我的密 我会把你们都拉下水的 Well, if you grass me up, I'm taking you all down with me.
我们是不是忘记了? 我们在讲Eddie哎 Aren't we forgetting something here? It is Eddie we're talking about.
Ash说得对 我是在派两个超级联赛的骗子 Ash is right, I'm sending two premier league grifters
来对付一个酒保 这不该是场比赛 to deal with one barman, it shouldn't be a contest.
-可是他真的很固执 -你会有办法的 -He's really stubborn, though. -You'll think of something.
黄铜是最好的选择 Brass may be your best bet.
虽然不便宜 但一旦它被融化浇铸到模子里 It won't be cheap but it will look the part
就不容易被看出来 once it's melted down and moulded into blocks.
好吧 大概出个价吧 Arnie Well, give us a ball park, Arnie.
我能收回来的话就五千块 不能就一万块 Five grand if I get it back, ten if I don't.
成交 Done.
好 那这个怎么样? OK. What about this?
-你要什么? -在上面印个不一样的章 -What do you need? -A different seal on it.
那我得把它融了重新盖上去 Well, I'll have to melt it down so I can stamp it.
你能做这个吗? Can you do that?
只要是金属做的 Mickey 我都能做出来 If it's made of metal, Mickey, I can do anything.
金属Mickey? Metal Mickey?
算了 Never mind.
你要在上面印什么章? What seal do you need on it?
这个 This one.
我们8点30来见你 We'll see you at 8.30.
-我不相信你们 -是真的 -I don't believe you. -It's true.
你才不会这么做呢 Albert You wouldn't do that, Albert,
-你只是在保护别人 -Eddie! -you're just protecting someone. -Eddie!
你要我们之中的一人道歉 我们道歉了 What's the point in asking one of us to apologise
你又不相信我们 这有什么意义? if, when we do, you don't believe us?
-你们只是当我是笨蛋 -我们才没有 -You're just taking me for a mug. -No, we're not.
-那么那个打电话来的家伙怎么说? -什么? -What about the fella you got to phone up? -What?
就是假装是Ian Rush的那个人? The one pretending to be Ian Rush?
不 他就是Ian Rush No, it actually was Ian Rush.
-你又来了 把我当白痴 -你简直不可理喻! -You're doing it again, treating me like an idiot. -You're impossible!
-你们还是不能进来 -如果我跟你上床怎么样? -And you're still barred. -What if I slept with you?
-不行 -什么?! -No. What?!
抱歉 我刚才慌张了 我本来想说好的 Sorry, I panicked just then, I meant to say yeah.
Eddie! Eddie!
听着 我知道是他干的 除非他本人来这里 Listen, I know he did it and until he comes here in person,
当着大家的面道歉说利物浦队 apologises and says in front of witnesses that Liverpool FC
比西汉姆联队要好 否则你们还是不能进来 are better than West Ham, then you're staying barred.
没门 我是说这多丢人啊 而且又不是我干的 It's not happening. I mean, the flaming cheek of it, and I never did it.
他认定是你干的而且别人都不管用 He's convinced it was you and there's no persuading him otherwise.
拜托 Ash 像个男人的样子 Come on, Ash, man up.
就算是帮团队做贡献了 Take one for the team.
不行 No.
不过就是20秒的事情又有什么难的? It takes 20 seconds, how hard can it be?
不是我干的 I ain't done it.
你们两个还真是固执的相像啊 You are as stubborn as each other.
我什么都没干! I didn't do anything!
想想Eddie做的早餐吧 Think of Eddie's breakfast.
对啊 他总算可以把面包烤的刚刚好了 Yeah, he's finally got his fried bread right.
清脆松软 又不干硬难咬 Crunchy crust, a bit soggy in the middle.
不行 No.
我宁愿挨饿 I'd rather starve.
谢了 Thanks.
他的行程满了 不过十分钟以后他有点小空 His diary's full but he's got a gap in ten minutes...
好的 Right.
早 Morning.
商量好了? We set?
是的 如果你把这弄丢了 我就从你工资里扣 Yeah, if you lose it, I'm stopping it out your wages.
祝我好运吧 Wish me luck.
你昨天把这个给了我朋友 You gave this to a friend of mine yesterday.
# 这感觉真好 # # Oh, it feels so good #
# 周日的早上有你身边 # # To have you by my side on a Sunday morning #
# 我们一起吧 宝贝 # # Let's work together, baby, yeah. #
Shania! 你去喝杯茶吧 亲爱的 Shania! Get yourself a cup of tea, love.
你能载他一程真的是太好心了 You were kind enough to give him a lift.
所以 你想要怎么样? So what's on your mind?
哦 我想你知道我为什么来这里 Oh, I think you know why I'm here.
不如你来跟我明说呢? Why don't you spell it out for me?
我们有货 不过我们找不到买家 We have some merchandise. We're having trouble finding a buyer.
恩 我听说了 Yeah, so I heard.
那并不意味着你可以随便出个价就能买下来 That doesn't mean you won't have to pay a decent price.
你得先让我看看货才行 You'll have to let the dog see the rabbit first.
-利比亚的? -有问题吗? -Libyan? -Problem?
没有 Not for me.
所以你有意向咯? So you're interested, then?
我就是做这个的 我是中间人 It's what I do. I'm a middle man.
我找到两方 两方都想从对方那里得到点什么 I find two parties, each wanting something the other has,
但是没有办法达成一致 and no way of coming together...
所以 实际上 我是润滑剂 So, really, I'm a facilitator.
重要的是 我一通电话就能找到买家 The bottom line is, I can find a buyer for that with one phone call.
-很好 -只要你和你的男朋友明白三件事 -Good. -As long as you and your boyfriend understand three things.
我猜他是你男友吧 I'm assuming he is your boyfriend?
不错 他是 Yes, he is.
我也这么想 That's what I thought.
-我说到哪了? -三件事情? -Where was I? -Three things?
哦 对的 我不是傻子 除了那枚利比亚的章子 Yeah, right. I'm not a mug, apart from the Libyan stamp,
昨天那出戏告诉我这明显是个圈套 而且 呃... all that drama yesterday tells me it's obviously nicked, and, er...
《利比亚战利品被盗》
我和其他人一样都读报纸 I read the newspapers like everybody else...
我知道这是哪来的 I know where this has come from,
所以我付的价钱要和这个相符 so the price I pay will have to reflect that.
第二 Second.
我要在你这里抽20%的佣金最为协调费 My commission for negotiating this deal is 20% at your end,
这一点不还价 non-negotiable.
那么第三点呢? And third?
如果你想要从我这里骗到钱 If you so much as think about turning me over,
我认识的人可以追踪到你 折磨你 I know people who can track you down and hurt you
到时候你会被他们整的生不如死 so much you'll be begging them to finish you off.
我会传达回去的 I'll pass it on.
一旦我们定好了价 告诉我们这批货该送到哪去 Once we've agreed a price, just let us know where they need to go.
你是说不止一件? You mean there's more than one?
是的 Yes.
所以...到底有多少件? So... how many we talking about exactly?
一百件 A hundred.
一百件! 都和这个一样? A hundred! All the same as that one?
你是说你们有这里说的所有的金子? You mean you've got the whole lot?
你是想告诉我你们... You trying to tell me it was you...
如果你买不起的话... If this is too big for you...
哦 不是的... Oh, no...
这可能要打不止一通电话 仅此而已... It might take more than one phone call that's all...
-我能看看那些货吗? -我不知道 -Can I see them? -I don't know.
我的联系人不喜欢被耍 My contacts don't like being pissed about.
所以如果我见不到货 我就不打电话 If I don't see the goods, I don't pick up the phone.
你自己选吧 It's your choice.
在你放我朋友下车的地方 The place where you dropped our mutual friend,
今天下午两点见 two o'clock this afternoon.
我的天啊 Holy shit.
我想他上钩了 I think we have a nibble.
Shania! Shania!
给Heinz Zimmerman打电话 Get Heinz Zimmerman on the phone.
然后烧壶开水 Then put the kettle on.
它行吗? Will it stand up?
行什么? To what?
-检测 -100% -很好 -Inspection. -100%. -Good.
只要你站在六尺之外 As long as you don't get within six feet.
这次不是小钱 Heinz This aint chicken feed, Heinz,
我们在谈的是100公斤的24克拉黄金 we're talking 100 kilos of 24 carat,
涉及装运这种严肃的问题 this is a serious shipment.
什么时候出发? When's it ready?
这个 我们需要把它化掉再重新盖章 Well, we'll need to melt it down and restamp,
不过我可以... but I can...
我可以搞定书面的东西...问题是 你接手吗? I can do the paperwork... the question is can you handle it?
话是你说的 You talk the talk buddy, it's time to walk the walk.
这是一笔三百万的单子 There's three mill's worth here,
你要不要? are you in or are you out?
'好吧 我们说定了 我会来的' 'OK we have a deal, I'll be there.'
通话愉快 保持联系 Good call, be in touch.
# 哟 检查麦克风 检查麦克风 # # Yo, mic check, mic check #
# 耶 来吧 不是 来这里 来这里 # # Yeah here you go Nah, here, over here #
# 耶 听说他搞到了点热辣新鲜的东西 # # Yeah, I heard he got that hot new thing #
# 哦啦啦啦 耶哦 转个身 # # Oh-la-la-la. Yeah oh, yeah, yeah Turn it over. #
怎么样 宝贝? All right, babes?
不许动 否则我把你脑袋打开花 听见没有? Don't move or I'm gonna blow your brains out, do you hear me?
Eddie的酒吧又不是伦敦唯一的酒吧 Eddie's isn't the only bar in London.
也许我们该另觅新址了? Maybe we should just find somewhere else?
不 不 我们会解决这个问题的 No, no, we'll find a way to sort it.
很抱歉 不过我们不能公开地址 Sorry about that, but we can't disclose our location.
军方派了一支特殊行动小组来找我们 The British army have sent a special ops unit to find us.
哦 好吧 没事! Oh, well, fair enough then!
哦 别介意他 他是那种不轻易相信别人的人 Oh, don't mind him. He's just not the trusting type.
你还好吗? You all right then?
所以你觉得你可以帮我们做成这笔生意? So, you think you can get us a deal?
是的 Yes, I do.
不过这并不容易 我告诉过你这位女朋友了 But it won't be easy, as I told your lady friend here.
-多少钱? -呃 这个还不好说 -How much? -Well, that's hard to say.
-我刚跟你说什么来着? -放松 -What was I telling you? -Relax.
一共有100条 There's 100 bars.
我查了查 每条值三万吧 I looked it up, they're worth about 30 grand each.
如果你从英国银行买的话 不错 差不多 If you buy 'em from the Bank of England, yeah, maybe...
但是你拿不到这个价的 像这样的货还要装运呢 But you won't get anything near that, not for a shipment like this.
没有书面证明你没法运这批黄金 你需要 呃 You can't move gold on without paperwork. You need to, er,
把它化掉 给它一个新身份 把它回流到系统里 melt it down, give it a new identity, feed it back into the system.
这可是费时费钱的活 That takes time and money.
你是告诉我们这有多难吗? You talking to us about it not being easy?
三个月前 我们在利比亚的进行了一个黑色行动 Three months ago, we'd just done a black ops stint in Libya,
躲避美国人的巡逻导弹和阿帕奇武装直升机 dodging yank cruise missiles and Apache gunships,
在卡扎菲下手前把反对派支持者从的黎波里偷渡出来 smuggling rebel supporters out of Tripoli before Gaddafi got to them.
卡扎菲在反对派抵达之前 Gaddafi got his secret police to move his stash of goodies
动用了他的军队来转移他的藏宝处 before the rebels arrived.
艺术品 现金...还有黄金 Artwork, cash... Gold.
他死了 我们把他的运金车截在了出的黎波里的路上 He died, we caught the gold truck on the road out of Tripoli.
然后我们 把它们拿了过来 And we...relieved them of it.
我们这么一路摸爬滚打过半个非洲 Now we have not fought our way across half of Africa,
带着100公斤的金条 然后把它偷渡进英国 carrying 100 kilos in gold bars and then smuggled them into the UK,
不是为了看着阿谀奉承的卑鄙小人来剥削我们 just so some smarmy scumbag civilian can try to rip us off.
你听懂了吗? do you get me?
退下 下士 Back off, Corporal.
是 长官 Yes, sir.
多少钱? How much?
我可以给你们五十万 I can get you half a million,
20秒之内就能打入你们在全世界的任何一个账户 transferred into any account, anywhere in the world in 20 seconds.
我宁可把他就地枪毙了 I'd rather shoot him where he stands.
你想在这里再多呆两个礼拜!? You want to spend another two weeks in here!?
我们已经被搞过两次了 We've been screwed over twice now.
你不会拿到比这更好的价钱了 我保证 You won't get a better price, I guarantee it.
他在耍我们 He's playing us.
50万是好大一笔钱了 Half a million pounds is a lot of money.
那么50万 不给你佣金怎么样? What about half a million, but no commission?
-接下来的随便你? -佣金不能议价的 -You make what you can when you move it on. -Commission is non-negotiable.
是吗? 我说我们要谈一谈佣金 Yeah? I say we negotiate.
好吧! 好! All right! OK!
那不要佣金了 我就是有这么颗金子般的心 Forget the commission. Heart of gold, that's my trouble.
什么时候? When?
我要先验货 I need to verify the shipment first.
我是说一个样品什么的 检查纯度 I mean a sample, check the purity.
还有吗? What else?
如果一切顺利 我能在24小时之内搞定 爽歪歪 Well, if it all checks out, I can get this done in 24 hours. Bish bosh!
24个小时 24 hours.
如何? Well?
我的天 老板 Bloody hell, boss.
-高纯度 24克拉 -还有呢? It's top end, 24 carat. -And?
恩 是利比亚政府的章 非常干净 Well, it's Libyan government seal, it's about as kosher as it gets.
它值多少钱? What's it worth?
今天早上的金价有点上涨 所以... Gold price this morning was up a bit, so...
大概33500磅? Just about ￡33,500?
所以100条的话? So 100 bars...?
三百三十万 还加点零头 Three million, three hundred thousand, and change.
嗯 Hmm.
-吃的来了 -太好了! -Grub's up. -Great!
鱼儿刚打电话来 明天的事情都定好了 The mark just called, everything's set up for tomorrow.
我们在讨论几件事 We're just running through a few things.
-哦 对了 两份鳕鱼 Albert -谢谢 -Oh, right. Er, two cod, Albert. -Thank you.
还有一份刚给Mickey And one for Mickey.
派是我的 黑线鳕是Ems的 Pie for me, haddock for Ems...
-Sean的干腊肠 -干腊肠! -..And a saveloy for Sean. -Saveloy!
所以 他什么时候打来的电话? So, when did he phone?
大概20分钟前 About 20 minutes ago.
从他那里拿钱会是件令人愉快的事情 It'll be a pleasure to take his money.
这事如果成了 If this works,
Albert考虑分点钱给Vivienne Albert was thinking of giving some money to Vivienne,
你懂的 或许送她去趟游船什么的 好主意 you know, maybe send her on a cruise or something. -Great idea.
别忘了我们还要解决Eddie的事情呢 Don't forget, we've still got to sort Eddie out as well.
哦 是啊 Yes, we do.
先说好 我不会去道歉的 我什么都没做 Before you lot start I'm not apologising for something I didn't do.
不用 当然不用 没人指望你会去道歉 No, of course not, no-one would expect you to.
Sean有办法 Sean had an idea.
我是说 他不相信这是Albert干的 Mm, I mean, he wouldn't believe me that it was Albert,
不过我想 如果我努力的话 but I reckon, if I try hard enough,
可以让他相信这是我做的 I can convince him it was me.
什么 你愿意挺身而出? What, you'd hold your hand up?
是啊 如果非得这样才行的话 我就这么做了 Yeah, if that's what it takes to fix it then that's what I have to do.
我觉得这真是太棒了 Sean Well, I think that's brilliant, Sean.
是啊 是啊 Yeah. Yeah, it is.
不过问题是 我不确定要跟他讲什么 Only thing is, I'm not sure what to say to him.
跟他说很抱歉把你的照片画花了不就行了 Just say sorry for scribbling on his photo.
恩 不错 Yeah, fine.
不不不 不止这些 还有Ian Rush No, no, no, no, it was more than that, it was Ian Rush.
他是利物浦人心中的足球皇室 He's football royalty for Scousers.
不 你该说一些像... No, you've got to say something like, erm...
我很抱歉把史上最伟大足球运动员的照片画花了 I'm sorry for defacing the photograph of the greatest footballer who ever lived.
听起来有点过了 Sounds a bit over the top.
恩 不过他对此很着迷的嘛 Yeah, well he's obsessed, I'm telling you.
那另一件事怎么办? What about the other thing, though?
他要我们说利物浦队比西汉姆联队好? That he wants us to say that Liverpool is better than West Ham?
不用 不用 那是针对Ash的 No, no, that was just for Ash.
我根本不支持西汉姆联队好嘛 I don't even support West Ham.
他们被降级了! They were relegated!
喂 他们才没有被那样降级呢! Oi, they weren't relegated in that way.
那还有其他什么方式吗? So how many ways are there?
很多人都觉得 西汉姆队被降级 That's what a lot of people think, you see, that West Ham went down
是因为他们现在不行了 其实不是的 because they weren't any good, but that's not true.
不 不 我们队只是夺冠之后小憩一下 懂吗? No, no, we just went in the Championship for a rest, right?
养精蓄锐 为发起下一次的冠军争夺保存实力 To take a break before we launched our next assault on the Premiership.
所以 我到底该说什么? So should I say it or not?
嗯 Eddie很固执的 记得吗? Well, Eddie is stubborn remember.
就跟他说利物浦队世界第一就行了 Just tell him that Liverpool are the greatest team on the planet.
对的 他肯定爱听这个 Yes, he would definitely go for that.
等他心花怒放跟你们握手言和的时候 And when he's gone for that and shaken hands,
就说Ash给他带句话 give him a message from Ash.
-真的? - 嗯 -什么话? -Yeah? -Yeah. -What's that?
利物浦队踢得跟娘们儿似的 Liverpool play like girls
西汉姆联队才是欧洲唯一的正统球队 and West Ham are the only proper team in Europe.
那可不会帮上什么忙 That's not going to help.
是真的 说实话 It is true, honestly.
好吧... Sean 你来办这件事 All right... Sean, it is very kind of you to do this,
我们继续 but let's move on.
明天九点 Emma 确保鱼儿到位 Tomorrow, at nine, Emma sets up the mark.
Ash 确保工具齐全 Ash, make sure the bars are in place.
还有一点 And remember,
我们要让这家伙相信只是这宗交易出了问题 we need to make sure this guy believes that this is just a deal that's gone wrong,
而不是自己被骗了 好吗? not that he's been conned. OK?
我和Albert想办法把和他的联系脱的干干净净 So Albert and I will work out a way of blowing him out clean.
在我车里见 到时见 Meet you at my car. I'll see you there.
还好吗? You all right?
那么? Well?
看来都检查好了 I assume it all checked out.
真金无二 Good as gold.
我们就算成交了? So we have a deal?
时间地点? When and where?
高速公路下面 跟上一次一样的时间 Under the motorway, same as last time.
只有一个小时 One hour.
现在你最好去找你的买主 好吗 You'd better get on to your buyer. All right.
Shania! Shania!
给我接Heinz 现在就打! Get Heinz on the phone. Now!
Heinz!好日子啊 到手了 Heinz! Happy days, we're on.
Barry会带你去交易地点 Barry will bring you to the meeting point,
跟着我的车走就行了 stick behind us in my car.
-我会到的 -带好支票簿哦 -I'll be there. -Bring your cheque book.
还好吗? All right?
你准备好了? You ready?
哦 是的 好的 那我们就开始吧 Oh, yeah. Well, let's get on with it then.
除非你指望从天而降一50精英部队坏我们的好事 Unless you want a 50-strong special ops unit dropping in to spoil the party.
他设计好了! He's setting us up!
哇哦!哇哦!不不不 他们跟我一起的 Whoa! Whoa! No! No, they're with me!
不!没事!一点事儿都没有! No! It's all right! It's all good!
真的没事 你看 他们跟我一起的 It's good as gold. No, see, they're with me.
那是我的伙计 Barry That's my lad, Barry.
他把买主带来了 看 我是中间人 他是买主 He's brought my buyer. See, I'm the middle man, he's the buyer.
他付我钱 我再掏钱给你们 He pays me, I pay you,
就这么一回事儿 好吗? that's how it works. OK?
-你想怎么弄 -看一下金子 -What do you need? -See the gold.
呃 我们要先验一下货 Er, we need to see the goods.
长官? Sir?
你会喜欢的 Heinz You'll like this, Heinz.
我已经检测过了 I verified the gold.
看到没?大团圆结局! See? Everyone's happy!
大家都开心 It's all good.
就一桩生意 没什么 it's just business, that's all.
站住!你 后退!告诉他后退! Freeze! Yo, back up! Tell him to back up!
好的!我现在就付钱 It's OK! I'm going to pay you now.
是冲我们来的! They're on to us!
你差点害死我们 You nearly got us bloody killed.
希望下一次交易别这么费周折 I hope our next delivery is not quite so eventful.
好的 对不起了 Heinz Yeah, sorry about that, Heinz.
但是一切都不错 对吧? But all's well and all that, yeah?
开心点! Chin up!
再会! Auf wiedersehen!
好的 回公司去 看看那些家伙怎么样了 Right. Get back to the office, see how them lads are doing.
不能和你一起吗? Can't I come back with you?
不行 我还有事要办 看 那儿有个公交站台 No you can't, I've got things to do. Look, there's a bus stop over there.
对不起 先生 关门了 Sorry, sir. Closed.
关门了 什么意思?现在才一点! What do you mean it's closed? It's one o'clock!
我有支票要兑 I've got a bankers' draft to cash.
银行今天上午十一点半停止交易 先生 The bank ceased trading at 11.30 this morning, sir.
什么!? What!?
细节我不太知道 先生 I'm not sure of the details, sir,
但是银行资产已全部抵押 一切交易中止 but the bank's assets have been seized and all trading suspended.
但是...但是...我有一... But... But... I've got a...
我有一张支票! I've got a bankers draft!
就在这儿!看!这张银行支票! Here! Look! It's a bank draft!
看到没!他们要给我兑的! See! They have to pay it!
我说过了 很抱歉 先生 但是所有交易都中止了 Like I said, I'm sorry, sir, but all trading has been suspended.
-支票还是直接汇钱 -好的 -Bankers draft or direct transfers. -Agreed.
看来你已经找到英国供应商了 Looks like you've found your UK supplier.
好的 我有个朋友有两张箭术比赛的票 Good. A friend got two tickets for the archery,
他被箭射中了-他不知道他们就在那儿 he was hacked off - he didn't know they did archery there.
-但是 他说一切都好 -抱歉等我一下 -He said it would've been all right, though. -Excuse me for just a moment.
好的 抱歉 Sure. Sorry.
话是你说的 现在是时候行动了 You talked the talk, it's time to walk the walk.
这有个三百万的货 你要不要? There's three mill's worth here,are you in or are you out?
好 成交 OK, we have a deal.
全要了 I'll take them all.
很好 再联系 Good call. Be in touch.
文书工作我来 但这交易你能成吧? I can do the paperwork, but can you handle it?
话是你说的 是时候行动了 You've talked the talk, it's time to walk the walk.
这有个三百万的货 你要不要? There's three mill's worth here,are you in or out?
好 成交 OK, we have a deal.
-全要了 -很好 -I'll take them all. -Good call.
再联系 Be in touch.
你还是一如既往的聪明啊 As brilliant as ever you were.
谢了 Paul Thank you, Paul.
Shania! Shania!
给我接Heinz 现在就打! Get Heinz on the phone. Now!
嗯 Mm-hmm.
'Heinz!好日子啊！ 'Heinz! Happy days!
'到手了！' 'We're on!'
我会到的 I'll be there.
大家都开心 看到没?大团圆结局! It's all good. See? Everyone's happy!
我还是把它们重新回炉 I'd better get this melted back down.
啊 但... 这个不行 Ah, but... Not this one.
你 呃... 你确定是这一根? You, eh... you sure that's the right one?
谢谢 Thank you.
随时为你们服务 For you guys, any time.
我知道你们很棒 但是外面那军队怎么回事? I knew you were good but getting the army onside?
怎么办到的? How did that work?
能问一下你为什么要卖掉吗? Can I ask why you're selling?
一英里之外有个军事基地 There's an army base half a mile away,
他们老是在旁边的地搞军事演习 they're meant to do their manoeuvres in the next field.
但是他们总是迷路 最后跑到我的农场上来 But they keep getting lost and ending up on my farm.
每周二周六中午 准时的像调了闹钟 Every Tuesday and Saturday at noon. Just like clockwork.
商业机密 Trade secret.
我们能告诉你 但之后得干掉你 We could tell you but we'd have to kill you.
很好 Fair enough.
我们得换一下印章 但是这就是那条 We had to change the seal but it's all there.
完成了 对吗?现在丢掉Heinz的手机 It's done. All right? Let's get rid of Heinz's phone.
嗨 这是给你的 Hi. This is for you.
你好? Hello?
你的支票有问题!你骗了我的黄金! Your cheque's no good! You nicked my gold!
你是谁? Who is that?
我是Norman It's Norman.
'喔喔喔' 'Cock-a-doodle-doo.'
'你好?' 'Hello?'
'你好!' 'Hello!'
'你好!' 'Hello?!'
那么Eddie那边都弄好了? So Eddie's all sorted?
好的跟没事儿一样 Like it never happened.
你道歉了 夸了利物浦队 然后他就买账了? So what, you apologised, bigged up Liverpool and he swallowed it?
是的 Yeah.
他没提到我? He didn't mention my name?
不如说是忘了 Let's just say it's forgotten.
就这样? Just like that?
我得给他灌点迷幻汤 但是 他还不错 I had to use charm, talk him round. But yeah, he's sweet.
那么我们能回去了? So we can go back in?
-随时都可以 -干得漂亮 Sean -Whenever we like. -Well done, Sean.
-当然 -谢了 -Absolutely. -Thank you.
你具体跟他说了什么? So what did you say to him exactly?
嗯... Well...
-是Ash干的 -我就知道! -It was Ash. -Knew it!
他在哪儿? So where is he then?
算了吧 你了解他的 就好个面子 Come on, you know him. He's a proud man.
-我只要他道歉 -他也想道歉 -I want an apology. -And he wants to apologise.
他就是没勇气跟你面对面 He just can't bring himself to do it face-to-face.
所以他把这个给我了 So he gave me this.
'来自Ash 'A message from Ash.
'我很抱歉 'I'm sorry for defacing the photograph
'画花了最伟大球员Ian Rush的相片' 'of the greatest footballer who ever lived. Ian Rush.'
许多人认为西汉姆联队被降级 Many people think West Ham went down
是因为他们现在不行了 cos they weren't any good
其实不是的 but that's not true.
不 不 我们队只是夺冠之后小憩一下 懂吗? No, no. We just went into the Championship for a rest, right,
养精蓄锐 为发起下一次的冠军争夺保存实力 to take a break before we launched our next assault on the Premiership.
我到底该说什么? So should I say it or not?
就跟他说利物浦队世界第一就行了 Tell him Liverpool are the best team on the planet.
他肯定爱听这个 He would definitely go for that.
等他心花怒放跟你们握手言和的时候 给他带句话 After that and you've shaken hands, give him a message.
嗯?什么话? Yeah? What's that?
利物浦队踢得跟娘们儿似的 Liverpool play like girls
西汉姆联队才是欧洲唯一的正统球队 and West Ham are the only proper team in Europe.
'利物浦队才是欧洲唯一的正统球队' 'Liverpool are the only proper team in Europe.'
太棒了! Brilliant!
'实话实说 西汉姆联队被降级是因为现在不行了 'Let's be honest. West Ham went down because they weren't good enough.
'利物浦队才是世界上最好的 'Liverpool are the best team on the planet.
'西汉姆联队踢得跟个娘们儿似的 'West Ham play like a load of girls
'利物浦队才是欧洲唯一的正统球队 'and Liverpool are the only proper team in Europe.'
这样行了吧? So we're good?
来这儿 Come here.
我把你跟我说的话讲给他听了 I pretty much told him exactly what you told me to.
我是说 可能不会一字不差 但是你懂的 I mean, I might not have got it word for word, but you know.
但是大意都讲清楚了 But you gave him the gist?
哦 是的 是的 是的 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
那位女士可幸福了 That is a very happy lady.
你怎么跟她说的? So what did you tell her?
我告诉她我是监察专员 她收到了赔偿补助 I told her I was an ombudsman and she'd just been awarded damages.
干得真不错 A very sweet thing for you to do.
-那么 谢谢你们的帮助 -随时恭候 -Well, thank you all for your help. -Any time.
好消息是 我们现在能回Eddie的酒吧了 And the good news is, we can go back to Eddie's.
-哦? -是的 Sean解决的 -Oh? Yeah, Sean did the business.
好的 那还等什么? Well, what are we waiting for?
伙计们!好久不见 快进来 Guys! Good to see you, come on in.
这算和好了吧?嗯? So we're OK? Eh?
全都忘掉了 一字不提 All forgotten, not another word.
冰镇的香槟在桌上等着你们呢 我请客 Bottle of bubbly on ice, waiting for you. On the house.
谢谢 Eddie Thank you, Eddie!
-谢了 Eddie -没事儿 -Cheers, Eddie. -It's OK.
哦 Oh.
你还好吧 Ed? All right, Ed?
你够男人 Ash 你知道吗? You're a top man, Ash, you know that?
让你认错真的很不容易 It's not easy admitting you're wrong.
不不 没有的事儿 No, no, it can't have been.
-这得需要很大勇气 -是的 的确 -Takes a big man to step up to the plate. -Yes, it does.
现在能松开了吗? Any chance of you letting go now?
抱歉 Sorry.
听着 我知道你不喜欢小题大做 Look, I know you don't like any fuss
但是我想让你知道... but I just want you to know, that...
我很欣赏你...够男人 I respect you...as a man.
我也欣赏你 Ed And I respect you too, Ed.
够男人 As a man.
我知道的 我知道 I know you do. I know you do.
那 就这样了 对吧 都过去了 一字不提 So that's it then, yeah, water under the bridge, not another word?
好的 Right.
好了 我们来开香槟 还是? Right, shall we open the bottle, or?
好的好的 Yes, yes.
好了 现在 OK, now.
这是...展望光明的未来 This...is to a golden future.
估计你也不会想会再见到我了 Bet you never thought you'd see me again.
后退 下士 Back off, corporal.
不 我们没 No, we didn't.
你们把我带进仓库的时候 我听到你们说话了 Only when you were taking me into the barn, I heard you talking.
全伦敦又不是只有Eddie的酒吧了 Eddie's isn't the only bar in London.
也学我们该找别的地儿 Maybe we should just find somewhere else.
不不 我们会解决的 No, no, we'll find a way to sort it.
这个赌注玩的大了点 但... It was a bit of a long shot, but...
说实话 我以为你们早就走了 Tell you the truth, I thought you'd be long gone by now.
事实上... The thing is...
..那五十万让我破了产 有人得为此付出代价 ..that half a million quid broke me and someone's got to pay.
那么...你们能想到什么? So...what do you have in mind?
放松 Relax.
听着 我不是来找你们的碴的 Look, I haven't got any beef with you guys.
什么? Sorry?
是的 你们拿了我的钱 但那是生意 我懂 OK, you got my money, but that was business. I understand that.
我拿金子 我给了Heinz 我撞上这种事 I got the gold, I gave it to Heinz, I took a hit.
交易的时候你们没问题 我无话可说 You kept to your end of the bargain, I've got no complaints about that.
但是那个德国佬骗了我! But that Kraut cheated me!
他拿走了我的金子 He took my gold
给了我一张兑不了的支票 现在人影都没了 and he gave me a dodgy cheque, now I can't find him.
办公室电话打不通 His office number's unavailable
手机被偷 and some nutcase has nicked his mobile.
五十万 50 grand.
我知道你们就是军队里的死亡别动队 Now, I know you lot were Black Ops in the army,
我想你们是帮我的最佳人选 so I thought who better to help me out.
死亡别动队? Black Ops?
好的 我知道不该这么说 It's OK. I know you can't talk about it.
但是我知道是怎么回事 But I know how it works.
我知道的 I know what you do.
那 是什么? What's that, then?
你们从敌后方进攻 You get dropped behind enemy lines to take people out.
我就是要你们这么整那个德国佬 Well, that's what I want you to do to the German.
我要你们帮我找到他 I want you to track him down for me.
他叫Heinz Zimmerman His name is Heinz Zimmerman.
我要你们找到他 I want you to find him,
我要你们... 替我好好招呼他 and I want you to... take care of him for me.
-"好好招呼他?" -你知道我什么意思 -"Take care of him?" -You know what I mean.
哦 是的 好好招呼他 Oh, yeah. Take care of him.
这儿是五十万 你们把他带给我之后 There's 50 grand there, there'll be the same again
还有五十万 when you bring him to me.
或者拍张他尸体的照片 Or show me a photo... of his cold, dead body.
成交? Do we have a deal?
让我来捋一捋 Let me get this straight.
如果我们找到这个Heinz Zimmerman If we find this Heinz Zimmerman,
招呼了他 take care of him,
然后给你看张照片 你就给我们另外的五十万? and show you a photo of that, you'll give us another 50 thousand?
就是这样 That's right.
那就成交 Then you've got a deal.
你们知道在哪儿找我 You know where to find me.
就这样? Did that just happen?
是的 有那么一瞬间我以为我们完了 Yes, it did. I thought we were in trouble for a minute.
别担心 我都准备好了 Not to worry, I'm on it.
等一下 Wait a minute.
啊 你就非得往这衬衫上面挤蕃茄酱 Ugh, did you have to put ketchup on this shirt?
有了五十万 你能买件新衬衫 你得看上去像样一点 With five grand, you can buy a new shirt. You have to look the part.
准确来说是像死了一样 Or dead to be precise.
好的 现在 不 保持住 别动 OK, now, that. No. Hold that, hold that.
太好了 That's fantastic.
我真的挺想你们的 I really missed you lot, you know.
是的 我们也想你 Ed Yeah, well, we missed you too, Ed.
-真的吗? -是的 只要你别再抱我 -Did you? -Yeah. Just don't hug me again.
敬西汉姆联队 Here's to West Ham.
哦 好的 Oh, cheers.
等一下 难道你不该说"敬利物浦队"? Hang on a minute, you're supposed to say, "Here's to Liverpool."
为什么? What for?
那可不太好啊 对吧? Well, that's not very nice, is it?
你现在这幅态度那之前道歉干嘛呢? What's the point in apologising if you behave like that?
是Sean道的歉 我没有 But Sean apologised, I didn't.
-你道歉的 -不 我什么都没做 -Yes, you did. -No, I didn't do anything.
那那盘CD怎么回事? What about the CD?
什么CD? What CD?
'来自Ash 'Message from Ash.
'我很抱歉 'I'm sorry for defacing the photograph
'画花了最伟大球员Ian Rush的相片' 'of the greatest footballer who ever lived. Ian Rush.'
Ash... Ash...
这... This...
这其实没什么 this can be easily explained.
同样的价钱给他两具尸体怎么样?
其中只有一个是真的... Only one of 'em will be real...
..因为我要宰了你 ..cos I'm going to kill you.
Ash Sean 快跑 Ash. Sean, just run.
别愣着!快救我! Don't just stand there! Help me!
Ash 别逼我出绝招! Ash, don't make me do something I'm going to regret!
啊! Argh!
勒太紧了!勒太紧了!Ash! That's pretty tight. That's pretty tight!Ash!