就你! 再来一杯 You! Another beer.
这杯尝起来跟马尿似的 This one taste like monkey sweat.
别这样! Please!
什么?! 我的一言一行还要你来指手画脚? What?! You lecture ME in manners?
你 穿的跟个妓女似的! You, dressed like prostitute!
咳! 现在是早上六点 我要吃早饭 Eh! It's six o'clock in the morning. I want my breakfast.
我们赶紧玩完这局 行吗? Can we just get on with the game, please?
来吧 小家伙 放马过来 Come on, then, little boy, make your bloody move.
好 好的 Yeah, all right.
我叫五千块 I'll call you five grand.
看看你是什么牌 Let's see what you got.
等一下 我看了你一晚上了 Hang on a minute. I've been looking at you all night.
受宠若惊啊 不过你不是我的型 亲爱的 I'm flattered. You're not really my type, love.
一直想为何觉得你很脸熟 Trying to work out why I knew your face,
刚才突然明白了 and it's just come to me.
哦 是吗? Oh, yeah?
我觉得你是肯尼迪家的 I think you're Kennedy.
那个会算牌的家伙 我觉得你应该是Sean Kennedy The card counter. I think you're Sean Kennedy.
保安! Security!
啊! Argh!
去肯辛顿 Kensington.
停车! Stop!
你什么时候有空? When WILL you be free?
我要兑换这些筹码 I need to cash these chips.
我是不能再回那赌场了 I can't exactly go back in the casino.
好吧 好吧 看看这是谁啊! Well, well, well, what have we here!
回头打给你 I'll call you back.
五千大钞啊 从我这骗的 Five bloody grand you took off me.
我要我的钱 你这个混蛋骗子 I want my money, you cheating pig,
要不然我就报警! or I call the police!
冷静 好 很好 很好 Look, OK, OK, OK.
听着 老兄 公平一点 怎样? Look, mate, that's only fair, all right?
五千块 是吧? Five grand, yeah?
给你 不好意思啦 There you go. Sorry about that.
你要兑换筹码? You want to cash the chips?
我来帮你 I'll do it.
-我拿现金换 就现在 -你给多少? -I'll give you cash for them, right now. -How much?
你们有多少筹码? How much you got in there?
差不多值四万 About 40K's worth.
我给你一万 I'll give you ten.
你开玩笑 兄弟! You're having a laugh, mate!
-一万五 -没门... -15. -No chance...
两万 最多了 两万现金 现在就给 20, final offer. 20 grand cash, right now.
你退一步 我退一步 什么事不好商量呢? You make a bit, I make a bit. What's not to like?
什么不好商量? What's not to like?
我要兑换这些筹码 I'd like to cash these, please.
-你开玩笑吗? -什么? -Is this a joke? -What?
这些兑换不了 I'm not cashing these.
兑换不了 你什么意思?为什么? What do you mean you're not cashing them? Why?
这怎么能兑换? 都是假的 Well why d'you think? They're fake.
很明显都是假的 Obviously they're fake.
我觉得你是肯尼迪家的 I think you're Kennedy.
会算牌的家伙 我觉得你应该是Sean·Kennedy The card counter. I think you're Sean Kennedy.
保安! Security!
去肯辛顿 Kensington.
两万现金 现在就给 20 grand cash, right now.
你退一步 我退一步 什么事不好商量呢? You make a bit, I make a bit. What's not to like?
什么事不好商量? What's not to like?
嘎啊! Argh!
听着 多谢 Caz Listen, cheers, Caz.
你扮的托还是 一如既往得逼真 You played an absolute blinder as usual.
谢了 亲爱的 小嘴儿真甜 Thanks, babe. Really sweet of you, that.
真的不要我们送你一程吗? Sure we can't give you a lift anywhere?
不 谢了 Ash 说实话 我觉得不太舒服 No thanks, Ash. Not feeling too clever, to be honest.
我要出去走走 呼吸一下新... I could do with a bit of a walk and some fresh...
哇... 喔! Whoa... Ooh!
救护车 Ambulance.
你会没事的 亲爱的 You're going to be fine, love.
-你可是老当益壮 -还没"老"呢 -Tough as old boots, you are. -Less of the "old".
好吧 你知道我什么意思 我还不想死 Ash Yeah, well, you know what I mean. I don't want to die, Ash.
嘿 嘿 嘿 嘿! 没人会死 Hey, hey, hey, hey! No-one's doing any dying.
再说了 顺序都是排好了的 Albert排第一个 Besides, there's a queue. And Albert's first.
美人儿! Charming!
会没事的 好吗? You're going to be fine, yeah?
我会再来给你带串葡萄 I'll come back with a bunch of grapes.
-你们是亲属吗? -嗯 算是吧 没别人了 -Are you next of kin? -Well, as good as. There's no-one else.
你的朋友有很严重的心脏病 Your friend's had a very serious heart attack
她要在这呆一阵子 and she'll be in for quite a while.
现在 她需要一些家里的用品 Now, she's going to need some stuff from home.
你们能帮忙取来吗? Is there any way you'll be able to sort that out?
好 好 包在我身上 Yeah, yeah, yeah, consider it done.
心脏病? Heart attack?
好的 谢谢你告诉我 Sandra All right, thanks for letting me know, Sandra.
是的 我知道你也很伤心 Yeah, I know it couldn't have been an easy call.
好了 谢谢 拜拜 Right, thanks again. Bye-bye.
可怜的大姑娘 Poor old girl.
给我一杯威士忌 Eddie 大杯 I'll have a whiskey, Eddie, large one.
我知道你的感觉 兄弟 I know how you feel, mate.
我可能也和你感同身受 I might join you there.
很令人不安的消息 Very upsetting news.
-你听说了? -是啊 Ash打电话告诉我的 -You already heard? -Yeah, Ash phoned me.
好吧 我猜对任何人这都不是个秘密了 Well, I suppose it wasn't a surprise to anyone.
她就那么瘫倒了 跟一麻袋土豆一样 She just went down like a sack of potatoes.
太可怕了 It's awful.
最后 大家没办法只好任她倒下 In the end, they had no option but to put her down.
他们打死了Carol? They shot Carol?
不是! EI Matador 十点半在切普斯托 No! El Matador, at 10.30 at Chepstow.
我在说Carol I'm talking about Carol.
哦! Carol正在医院休养 Oh! Carol is recovering in the hospital.
除非社保的麻烦比我想象的还要严重 And unless the NHS is in more trouble than I thought,
否则我相信他们不会计划枪杀她的 I don't believe they're planning on murdering her.
对对 很好 因为... Right. Good, cos...
她 呃... 她是... 她很可爱 这个Carol yeah, she's er... She's a... She's a lovely lady, Carol.
记得唐宁街掉包吗? Remember the Downing Street switch?
-什么 那是Carol干的? -嗯哼 是的 -What, THAT was Carol? -Uh-huh. Yeah.
-还有伦敦眼漂浮 -也是吗? -And the London Eye float. -Yeah?
2000年的不记名债券骗局 都是她干的 The bearer bond scam of 2000. All hers.
她 甚至... She even...
甚至在五岁的时候就骗了疯弗兰基弗雷泽十磅 She even took Mad Frankie Fraser for ten quid when she was five years old.
不会吧! No!
真的 在她的那个年代... Yeah, in her day...
Carol可是所向披靡 Carol was one of the best.
那么 她现在还没个老伴么? So there's no fella on the scene, then?
从这些东西来看 不会有的 Not if this is anything to go by.
哇哦! 这些就是所谓的安慰食品 Whoa! Now that is what I call comfort food.
怪不得她身体不好 No wonder she's not well.
什么玩意... What the hell...
"越吃越瘦"? 我倒要来看看 "Eat Yourself Slender"? Now, this I've got to see.
'嘿 我是Dean Deville博士 'Hey, I'm Dr Dean Deville,
'今天我来告诉你我们的EYS节食计划 'and I'm here today to tell you about the EYS plan
'目前我们的节食计划已经席卷减肥界 'the diet plan that has taken the slimming world by storm.
'越吃越瘦这个节食计划能够让你 'Eat Yourself Slender is the diet plan that allows you
'按你应有的方式生活 'to live the lifestyle you deserve
'而与此同时帮助你减肥 'while simultaneously helping you to lose weight.
'这怎么可能? 'How's that possible?
'很简单! 只要了解新陈代谢的原理就可以了 'Simple! By understanding how metabolism really works.
'最近的五年里 'For the last five years,
'我与一组世界顶尖的营养学家合作 'I have worked with a team of top nutritionists across the globe,
'我所学到的已经完全颠覆了减肥科学的概念 'and what I've learned has turned the science of weight loss on its head.
'现在是时候与在英国的你一起分享 'Now it's time to share that with you in the UK.
'脂肪分为四种 'There are four types of fat.
'好脂肪 坏脂肪 瘦脂肪 胖脂肪 'Good fat, bad fat, thin fat and fat fat.
'越吃越瘦计划能让您吃到所喜爱的好的瘦的脂肪 'The Eat Yourself Slender plan allows you to eat all the good thin fat you like,
'同时减掉你的坏的胖的脂肪 'whilst at the same time reducing your bad fat fat.
'这是Ray 'This is Ray.
'看看他以前的样子 'Look at him before.
'再看他现在的样子! 'And look at him now!
'他在越吃越瘦计划的指导下想吃就吃 'He has lost 22 stone by eating what he wants to eat
'减重22英石 'on the Eat Yourself Slender plan.
1英石 = 14磅
'Gail曾经惨不忍睹 'Gail used to be repulsive
'但是加入越吃越瘦计划六个月之后... 'but six months on the Eat Yourself Slender plan...
'她就得到了她一直想要的身材 'and Gail's got the figure she always wanted.
'所以 还等什么 'So, don't delay.
'只要99块99每月 你也能一样 'For only 99.99 pounds a month, you too can be part
'成为越吃越瘦计划的一员 'of the Eat Yourself Slender plan.
'拥有你梦寐以求的身材 'Be the person you always wanted to be.
'越吃越瘦 'The Eat Yourself Slender plan.
'只因你的新生从今天开始' 'Because the rest of your life starts today.'
Carol已经节食六个月了 Carol had been on the diet for six months.
她开始的时候是九个半英石 She was nine and a half stone when she started,
今天早上进医院的时候是十三英石 13 when admitted to hospital this morning.
如果你读读这些就知道为什么了 And if you read these, you can see why.
这个配方就会导致心脏问题 It is a recipe for heart disease,
高血压 高胆固醇 high blood pressure, raised cholesterol.
不危险就怪了 It'd be funny if it wasn't so dangerous.
同时Dean Deville博士和他的妻子兼生意伙伴Dana Meanwhile, Dr Dean Deville and his wife and business partner Dana
前几年已经赚了不少钱 have gained quite a few pounds over the last few years.
是的 工商局显示 至少一千万了 Yeah, over ten million of them, according to Companies House.
拜托 告诉我 我们都认为他们应该能跟我们分享一二 Please tell me we think they can afford to shed a few.
他们卖给Carol一个致命的节食计划 They sold Carol a diet plan that nearly killed her.
我们应该竭尽全力搞垮他们 I think we should take them for everything we can.
-是的 当然 -哦 好的 -Yeah, definitely. -Oh, yes.
好 很好 那么 他们到底是谁? OK. Good. So, who are they?
Albert - 查一下他们的来历 Albert - history.
来自哪里 为什么离开美国? Where did they come from and why did they leave America?
-Emma 查一下他们的营业利润以及可能牵涉到的事 -嗯 -Emma, check out their business interests and anything else they may be involved in. -Mm-hm.
Sean 查一下科学方面的问题 他们的实验室和执照 Sean, check out the science. Their labs and qualifications.
我来查他们的口味和个人喜好 I'll do hobbies and personal interests.
Ash 法律问题 为什么明明这么危险 Ash, the legal implications. How the hell do they manage to keep selling a product
他们还能一直卖下去 好吗? 开工 that is clearly so dangerous. Right? Let's do this.
'我是Dean Deville博士... Dean Deville博士... 'I'm Dr Dean Deville... Dr Dean Deville...
'我是Dean Deville博士 'I'm Dr Dean Deville,
'今天我们要跟你分享我们的越吃越瘦计划' 'and I'm here today to tell you about the EYS plan.'
Dean和Dana Deville 哦 这些家伙可是老油条了 Dean and Dana Deville. Oh, these guys are pros.
他们这套把戏已经换汤不换药地耍了好多年了 They've been doing what they've been doing in one form or another over the years.
他们总是在法律上超前一步 They always manage to stay just one step ahead of the law.
'内含Pro-Butrimol-F和活性vita-beta-retinal 5重功效 'With Pro-Butrimol-F and active vita-beta-retinal 5 action,
'这算是世界上最棒的维他命了 绝无仅有' 'this is probably the best vitamin in the world ever, ever.'
2005年 他们进军互联网 In 2005, they moved onto the internet
然后就成了广告片天王天后 and became the king and queen of the infomercial.
'只要9块9毛9 关节炎疼痛都带走 'Just 9.99 pounds is all it'll cost to end the pain of arthritis forever, forever.
'远离猪流感就用霹雳狗' 'And say goodbye to swine flu misery with Pig-U-Go.'
没有任何证据显示他们销售的任何产品 There's no evidence to suggest any products they sell
曾进行过科学测试 have had scientific testing.
考虑到执照问题的话 And as far as qualifications are concerned, well,
他们从图珀洛的一家邮寄中心发货 they're from a mail order place in Tupelo.
胡椒博士都比他们更合格 Dr Pepper is more qualified than these two.
饮料名
他们通过把这些按健康补品卖出的办法 They circumvent any legal issues
绕过所有可能发生的法律问题 arising from this by selling them
就像Albert所说的 as health supplements and like Albert said,
总是撇得干干净净 always just getting away with it.
去年 他们赚了两百多万 Last year, they made profits of over 2 million pounds.
也没岔子 赚来的钱大多用来投资了艺术品交易 getting away with it. Most of it's invested in art purchases
然后把它们存在保险柜里 which they store in safety deposits,
过段时间再卖了挣差价 to sell for profit at a later date.
看起来他们好像对艺术品感兴趣 It looks like they have an interest in art,
其实这完全就是为了赚钱 but it's done purely for financial gain.
所以我想 这一点挺清楚的 赚钱 So I think it's pretty clear that the accumulation of money
一定是他们最大爱好 is their main hobby,
不过他们有什么弱点吗? but what's their weakness?
-狂妄 他们觉得没人敢惹他们 -是的 -Arrogance. They think they're untouchable. -Yes.
不过英国的管理可比美国严格 But the UK's much more strictly regulated than the States -
所以想在英国当局面前技高一筹肯定更不容易 it must be getting harder for them to stay ahead of the authorities.
所以 如果你是他们 So, if you were them,
你不会想要找个办法抽身而出吗? wouldn't you be looking for a way out now?
想办法大干一场 最后一场 找到一种最终 A way to find the big one, the ultimate, that one last
能让你退休的合法产品? legitimate product that would allow you to retire?
所以我们就给他们这个? So that's what we offer them?
不错 利用他们的狂妄 Yes. And we use their arrogance,
他们那种觉得无所不能的想法 this feeling they can do anything,
让他们对我们的所作所为失去防范 to blind them to what we're doing.
那到底怎么个骗法? So what's the actual con?
我们准备卖给他们 We are going to sell them
一种神奇的 能让他们赚大钱的产品 a genuine wonder product that will make them billions.
是什么? Which is?
有史以来最好的减肥药! The best diet drug in the world ever!
好吧 那怎么让他们相信? All right, so what's the convincer?
对啊 他们本身就是骗子 Yes, these people are scammers themselves.
还是很不错的那种 And pretty good ones.
他们不等靠近就能觉察到出普通的骗术 They'll spot an ordinary convincer a mile off.
所以要耍他们 我们得比他们更精明 So in order to outsmart them, we'll have to be very clever.
谁听说过蒙太奇骗局? Who's heard of the Montagne scam?
偷走断臂维纳斯的那个家伙 The guy that stole the Venus de Milo.
是的 最重要的是 他又把它卖了 Yeah, and more importantly, sold it again.
所以 我们的骗术 就是把这个卖给Devilles So, our convincer, we are going to sell the Devilles this.
Lucien蛋 一对Faberge蛋中的一个 The Lucien egg, one of a pair of Faberge eggs,
而这一个现在收藏于Tenguiz画廊 and this one is currently residing at the Tenguiz Gallery.
-那谁有另一个? -Devilles有 -Who owns the other one? -The Devilles do.
两个鸡蛋合起来可比单个收藏的总价高出好多呢 The eggs together are worth much more than the sum of their parts,
所以 毫不奇怪 Devilles已经尝试了许多次 so unsurprisingly, the Devilles have made repeated attempts
要把另一个鸡蛋买下来 to buy the Lucien egg,
不过Josh Tenguiz并不感兴趣 but Josh Tenguiz simply isn't interested.
他们也试着把他们的那个鸡蛋以高价卖给他 They also tried to sell him their egg at a grossly inflated amount
-但还 没成 -所以? -but still, no deal. -So?
几年前 警方就审问过Devilles 因其涉嫌收买 A few years ago, the Devilles were interviewed by police in connection to the purchase
和高额卖出一些偷来的艺术品 and profitable sale of some stolen artwork.
他们称他们是出于善意 是不该被指控的 They claimed they did it in good faith and there were no charges.
我觉得评审团还蒙在鼓里 但我觉得 I think the jury's still out on that one but I think it's safe
可以确定的是 这些人会不计一切捞钱的 to say these people would stop at nothing to snaffle up a bargain.
那么Emma Sean 我希望你们查查Tenguiz画廊的安全装置 So Emma, Sean, I want you to check out security at the Tenguiz Gallery.
Ash 我们去见我的一个老朋友 Ash, we'll go and see an old friend of mine.
Albert Dali Macmanus Albert, Dali Macmanus.
无论他在哪 无论他变成什么样子了 Wherever he is, whoever he is these days,
我要你找到他 I need you to find him.
还有 这件事上我们不要急 And one last thing...We can't rush this.
把他们成功引过来 要的是时间 To draw these people in successfully, we need time,
耐心点 记住心急吃不了热豆腐 复仇也是如此 so be patient and remember that revenge is a dish best served cold.
Freddy the Face 好久没见到了 Freddy the Face, long time no see.
喂? 不 我现在不能交谈 Hello? No, I can't talk right now.
不 我在展览馆里 不 我很快 No, I'm going into the gallery. No, I should be quick.
好吧 稍等 OK, hold on...
谢谢 亲爱的 Cheers, darling.
我好了 你准备好了吗 好 开始吧 Well, I'm done, you ready? Yeah, let's do it.
哦 我的天 抱歉 来人!有危险品! Oh, my goodness. Excuse me, somebody! This is something bad here!
包里有危险品 There's something bad here in this bag.
请尽快撤出展览馆! Evacuate the gallery as quickly as possible!
快! Come on!
如果我们想着偷这蛋 我们就有麻烦了 If we're thinking of trying to steal this egg, we're in trouble.
为什么? Why?
展馆中的每个展品都涂上了看不见的化学药品 Every exhibit in this gallery is coated with an invisible chemical
它会与红外线作用 如果我们通过 which reacts to an infra red light if taken through any
56道内门中的任一个 警铃也会拉响 of the 56 internal doors and sets off the alarms.
-简单说 我们倒霉了 -我们会倒霉 -Basically, we're buggered. -We're buggered.
太好了 Excellent.
是披萨 能帮忙取一下么 Sean? That'll be the pizza. Could you get that please, Sean?
好 没问题 我来搞定 Yeah, don't worry about it, I'll get it.
推门就行了 兄弟 Just push the door mate.
Oh 我的老天 我要犯心脏病了 Oh, my gawd, I'm gonna have a bleedin' 'eart attack!
怎么了 电梯坏了吗 What's the matter, lift broken?
没 不是电梯 朋友 我就是个死胖子 Nah, it's not the lifts mate, no, I'm just a fat git.
饭桶也迷人 觉得怎么样? Glutton dressed as glam. What d'you think?
Oh 我的天 Oh, my God!
于是在整个过程中 我们安置一个引子 So over the whole time, we set up the convincer,
我和Mickey将会每周和Devilles联系 me and Mickey will be in weekly contact with the Devilles.
不过每次见面 But each time we meet,
Freddy the Face都会给我穿小一号的肥肉装 Freddy the Face will have fitted me with a smaller fat suit
然后当引子阶段结束时 So by the time the convincer's over,
我要假装减了六石体重 I'll appear to have lost six stone
在几周的时间里 他们会想知道是为什么 in as many weeks and they will want to know how.
-什么? -你一本正经的样子真可怕 -What? -It's scary how well you carry it off.
是啊 确定不要来点沙拉? Yeah. Sure you don't want a bit of salad now?
-喂 -Deville夫妇在三点参加一个艺术展开幕式 -Hey, Em. -The Devilles are attending an art launch at three.
哦 好的 我们在那会面 Oh, that's fine. We'll see you there. Bye.
你觉得我们这把能赚钱吗? Do you think we can make some money out of this one?
谁知道呢 You never know.
-再来一杯? -免费的 当然 -Another glass? -It's free. Of course.
-五秒钟 -明白 -Five seconds. -Got it.
我是Balloon Cat Branson先生 是的 It's Balloon Cat, Mr Branson, yes,
Jeff Koons前所未有得火啊 and Jeff Koons is hotter than ever right now.
我觉得是就像偷来了50万 原谅我的玩笑 I think it's a steal at half a million, if you'll pardon the pun.
那样的画在拍卖会上能值十倍的价 A painting like that would be worth ten times that at auction.
好 我待会再和你谈 好的 再见 Yeah, I can talk to you later. OK, bye.
-抱歉 我们见过? -似乎没有 -Excuse me, did we meet? -I don't think so.
Dana Deville医生 Dana Deville, Doctor.
Danny Mullen商人 Danny Mullen，dealer.
哦 你是商人? 你有名片吗? Oh, you're a dealer? You got a card?
我丈夫和我总是寻觅好玩的新东西 My husband and I are always on the lookout for exciting new pieces.
我觉得我或许有 在这 给你 I think I may have one. Here, there we go.
"如果你不问 你就得不到" "If you don't ask, you don't get".
-什么意思? -就是这个意思 -And what does that mean? -Exactly what it says.
表面来看 有一些东西看起来比较难搞到 On the face of it, some pieces may seem tricky to source.
但我说 如果你不问 我永远帮不到你 But I say, I definitely can't help you if you don't ask.
但如果你要了 你能拿到? But if you do ask, you get?
我还没失败过 I haven't failed yet.
什么 从未? What, ever?
从未 Nope.
如果我向你要连卖都不卖的东西呢? What if I asked you for something that wasn't even for sale?
像我说的 从未失败过 As I said, I haven't failed yet.
-她上钩了吗? -不知道 -Did she bite? -I don't know.
-上周在马德里被偷的Koons? -什么? -The Koons that was stolen from Madrid last month? -The what?
来自L'Escuela的Koons The Koons, from L'Escuela.
是早期的一个 值大约一百万 It was an early one, worth maybe a million.
而且 我觉得就是刚刚那个人偷的 Well, I think that might just have been the man who stole it.
然后 是Jessica 我叔叔的太太 Then there was Jessica, my uncle's missus,
她身材超棒 she was fit as a fiddle.
突然一下 严重的心脏病 - 还没倒下就过去了 Bang, massive heart attack - dead before she hit the ground.
你知道吗 嗯 你们来看我真是太好了 Eddie You know, erm, it's really nice of you to come and see me, Eddie.
希望你不会觉得我不礼貌 I hope you don't think I'm being rude
但是你觉不觉得我们可以谈论一些其他的事 but do you think there's any way we can talk about something
除了冠心病导致的英年早逝 other than premature death from coronary heart disease?
喔 当然 抱歉 Oh. Oh, 'course. Sorry.
我太蠢了 抱歉 Carol Stupid of me. I'm sorry, Carol.
说说癌症导致的死亡吧? How about deaths from cancer?
-一样 真的 -是啊 -Same, really. -Yeah.
那么来 你最喜欢哪个? Go on then, what's your favourite?
终于说对话了 Hey, now you're talking.
你知道吗 我小的时候 最爱粉色的多纳圈 You know when I was a little girl, it was the pink donuts, deffo,
但当你长大点 蓝色变成你最爱的... but you know when you get a bit older, it's the blue ones you like...
看 这个人很明显是个艺术界的好手 Well, this man's clearly a player in the art world.
当然 Clearly.
好的 给我他的名片 OK, hand me his card.
我们去会会他 We're going to have to meet.
然后我说 "Belushi 你一直在说屁话 And I said, "Belushi, you keep taking that crap,
"他不会带给你任何好处" "it ain't gonna do you no good."
就在第二天 他就死了 The very next day, he was dead,
我觉得那就是信号 and I took that as a sign.
-什么信号? -主要就是他病得比我想像的严重 -What sort of a sign? -Primarily that he was sicker than I thought.
并且 我有一种天赋 And also that I had a gift
我觉得共享我的天赋是一种责任 and it was my duty to share that gift
把健康幸福带给他人 and bring wellbeing and healing and happiness to others.
就在那时你加入了CIA? And that's when you joined the CIA?
五年的秘密工作 最奇妙的事是... Five years black ops and the extraordinary thing is that...
哦 说够了么 亲爱的 Oh, enough of you, my sweet!
我觉得我们客人可是个大忙人 所以 I think our guest is a very busy man so
我们不如直入主题吧 好吗? let's cut to the chase, shall we?
好的 我随意 All right. Fine by me.
Muller先生 你可有听过一个Faberge蛋叫做Laurentian? Mr Mullen, have you heard of a Faberge egg called the Laurentian?
唔... 十九世纪的 不是我的专长 Hmm... 19th century, it's not really my speciality.
好吧 在我们手里 一对中的一个 Well, we own it, it's one of a pair.
另外一个叫Lucien蛋 The other's called the Lucien Egg
现在在Tenguiz画廊展出 and it's in the Tenguiz Gallery.
至今人们认为它们是一对 Now they were conceived as a pair,
当初造的时候就是一对 they were made as a pair.
我觉得一对的价值将不匪 And I'd imagine worth a whole lot more as a pair.
英明啊 Mullen先生 英明啊 Great minds, Mr Mullen, great minds.
只不过我们已经联系过很多次货主 Except that we've approached the owner on a number of occasions
想买那个蛋 他都拒绝了 to buy the egg and he refuses.
沉浸在艺术的美感中 Drivels on about its aesthetic beauty,
说拿着它自己才会觉得是在活着 how it makes him feel alive just to hold it
我们耗尽了耐心了 and we've run out of patience now.
所以 作为要求 我们有四个字给你 Mullen先生 And so, as requested, we've got four words for you, Mullens.
四个简单的字寻得一个简单的回答 Four simple words that require one simple answer.
能 否 拿 到 ... Can. You. Acquire. The...
抱歉 五个字了 Sorry, five words.
能帮我们搞到那个蛋吗? Can you get us the egg?
好的 既然我们已经知道了Tenguiz不会卖给你 Well, if we already know that Tenguiz won't sell it to you,
只有一个方法得到它了 there really is only one way of obtaining it.
确实 Indeed.
好 OK.
我刚说过 这不是我的专长 As I say, this isn't really my area,
所以 我猜每个单独的蛋 so I'm guessing that each egg on its own is worth
价值是二十五万? maybe a quarter of a million?
一对 就是七十五万? As a pair, maybe three quarters?
Tenguiz是个戒备森严的展馆 The Tenguiz is a very secure gallery.
需要时间组织一下 It would take organising,
这是很贵的 which is expensive.
我有一个一直在用的专家小组 I have a team of trusted experts I always use.
我出价五万 现金交易 I'd want 50K, cash on delivery.
你知道我们是谁吗? Muller先生 Do you know who we are, Mr Mullen?
当然 我习惯做调查 Of course, I always do my research.
那就知道我们是成功的商人 Then you'll know we're successful business people,
是那种不能被当成傻子骗的人 who did not get where they are by being taken for fools.
相信我 我很尊重你们 And believe me, I have serious respect for that.
我需要你相信我 否则事情将不能进行 But I'd need to know you trust me or this won't work at all.
抱歉 我下个会要迟到了 Now, excuse me, I'm late for my next meeting.
我们不是说不相信你 We're not saying we don't trust you.
好吧 这样你看行吗 我请你加入计划 OK, how's this? I'll involve you in the planning.
但这也需要时间组织一下 But this will take some time to organise.
我们需要定期简报 更新 你们的 我们的 So, we'll have regular briefings, updates, at yours, at mine,
你想怎么做 wherever you want.
如果有你不喜欢的并且你有更好的想法 If you don't like something and you have a better idea,
我们就做出修改 we'll change it.
你们觉得怎样 What do you think?
每周报告 你们将会感谢我们的付出的 Weekly briefings. You'll thank us for our input.
好吧 那我觉得我们成交了 Then I think we have a deal.
我也这样想 I think we do.
你不会后悔的 我们保持联系 You won't regret it. I'll be in touch.
你看看都什么时候了 What time do you call this?
我很抱歉我堵车了 I'm sorry but I got held up.
不要再找借口了 Stop with the excuses.
七十五万? 更像一百五十万 Three quarters of a mil? More like two.
接近两百万英镑的利润! Nearly 2 million pounds profit!
全世界最好的盗窃艺术品交易 无敌! The best art theft deal in the world. Ever!
'脂肪分为四种 'There are four types of fat.
'好脂肪 坏脂肪 瘦脂肪 胖脂肪' 'Good fat, bad fat, thin fat and fat fat.'
当设好了引子 Ash和我会每周 When setting up the convincer, Ash and I will be in weekly contact
跟Deville夫妇联系 但当我们见面时 with the Devilles, but when we meet them,
Freddy The Face会给Ash穿越来越瘦的肥肉装 Freddy The Face will have fitted Ash with a smaller fat suit.
然后当引子阶段结束时 So by the time the convincer is over,
他要假装减了六英石体重 he'll appear to have lost
'我是Dean Deville博士 'I'm Doctor Dean Deville,
'今天我来告诉你我们的EYS节食计划' 'and I'm here today to tell you about the EYS plan.'
架子太高了 The stakes are high.
闯入Tenguiz展馆拿蛋确实是个苛刻的要求 Breaking into The Tenguiz Gallery to get the egg is a tall order.
好的 这就是你进去的办法 OK, that's how you get in.
'你也能成为把越吃越瘦计划中的一员' 'You, too, can be part of the Eat Yourself Slender Plan.'
所以 喷上的化学制剂的名字是 So, the chemical the objects are sprayed with
叫做Aceto-Styteline is called Aceto-Styteline.
它能与门上的红外线反应 打开警铃 It reacts with the infra-red on the doors and sets the alarms off.
但如果你能把Styteline暴露到黑光中达到十五纳秒... But if you subject Styteline to a 15-nanosecond blast of black light...
...暂时就会改变它的折射率 ...It temporarily changes its refractive index.
'越吃越瘦计划能让您吃到所喜爱的好的瘦的脂肪 'The Eat Yourself Slender Plan lets you eat the good, thin fat you like,
'同时减少你的坏的胖的脂肪' 'whilst at the same time reducing your bad fat fat.'
回见 See you soon.
我要换我的眼镜度数了 I got to change my lens prescription.
从管道进入是最好的办法了 Through the ducts is the best way to get in.
抱歉 这是 呃... Er, sorry, here are the, er...
啊 好的 好的 这就是我们错过的 Ah, good. Good. Now, this is what we were missing.
'越吃越瘦! 'The Eat Yourself Slender Plan!
'只因你的新生从今天开始' 'Because the rest of your life starts today.'
-确信现在准备好进去了? -是的 百分之百 -You sure you're ready for the break-in? -Yeah. 100%.
明天在阁楼见 八点整 See you at the penthouse tomorrow, eight o'clock, sharp.
我们提供爆米花 We'll supply the popcorn.
我的人正赶往画廊 My team should be arriving at the gallery now.
他们知道行动要争分夺秒 They know this has to go like clockwork.
-好了 -谢谢 -There you go. -Thank you.
-香槟? -谢谢 -Champagne? -Thanks.
请 请坐 Please, have a seat.
借风使舵 把他们带到这里 Sailing bloody close to the wind, bringing them in here.
我们把他们引得越近 The nearer we draw them to us,
他们就会越相信我们 就像Mickey说的 the more they'll trust us. According to Mickey.
这是Claude 他负责处理安全问题 Ah, this is Claude. He takes care of all our security concerns.
哦 一个"进进出出"的老家伙 嗯? Ah, the old "in and out" guy, huh?
好的 我们到了 OK, we're in.
他们在那 There they are.
好 Right.
好的 我们开始吧 OK. Let's do it.
好的 我在这 OK, I'm here.
好 当我按下回车键时19和24号摄像机会停下 OK, cameras 19 and 24 will freeze when I press enter.
不过这个机器每3分钟自动重启 But the system's on an automatic reboot every three minutes,
是我控制不了的 which I can't override.
'所以 你们只有180秒 从我说开始后 明白?' 'So, you have exactly 180 seconds from when I say, OK?'
好的 开始! And, go!
现在是黑光了 Here comes the black light now.
快点 快点 Come on, come on.
他还有多久? How much longer does he have?
45秒 快点 伙计 快点 45 seconds. Come on, fella, come on.
检验真理的时刻到了 Now the moment of truth.
黑光灯应该可以阻断安全警铃 The black light should block the security alarm.
喔 哈 真成功了 Wow. Ha! It actually worked.
我说什么来着? What did I say?
快点 Sean Come on, Sean.
八 七... Eight, seven...
六 五 四 三 二 一 Six, five, four, three, two, one.
啊! 哈! Uh! Ha!
干的不错! Nice one!
那么 给我们24小时 So, give us 24 hours,
一切尘埃落定 我们明天再见 let the dust settle, and we'll meet up tomorrow.
你知道吗 Mullen 比尔·克林顿曾经告诉我... You know, Mullen, Bill Clinton once said to me...
闭嘴 Dean Shut up, Dean.
-不 比尔才没说过那样的话呢 -晚安 Mullen先生 -No, Bill never said that. -Goodnight, Mr Mullen.
晚安! Goodnight!
安了 安了 Softly, softly.
我赌你以前肯定没见过这么大的 I bet you haven't seen one this big before.
我也觉得没有 你看那个可笑的颜色 是吧 有点... I don't think I have. And what a funny colour, innit, it's just...
我能说句话吗 先生? Can I have a quick word please, sir?
请讲 请讲 Yeah, sure, yeah.
你喜欢Carol 对吧 You like Carol, don't you?
恩 这个嘛 是有那么一点 是 你知道 Yeah, well, I do a bit, yeah. Y'know.
她过几天要出院了 不过她需要有人 She'll be ready to leave in a few days. And she'll need someone.
来帮她改变生活方式 To help her change her lifestyle,
帮她减肥 恢复健康 to help her lose weight and get fit again.
所以我在想 如果你们一起的话 And I was just wondering that, if you did it together
你也许就用不着买这些个蛋糕和糖果还有... you might find that you wouldn't need all the cakes and the sweets and...
你看 这上面有时间和日期 As you can see, it's got a time and a date on it.
所以我想 或许我们能找出是谁在上周二出钱买了 So I'm hoping that'll revealwho paid for five coffees,
五杯咖啡 四份煎饼和一个羊角面包了 four flapjacks and a croissant here, Thursday last.
很美 不是吗? Beautiful, isn't it?
我觉得我们一起可以做很多生意 Mullen先生 I think you and I could do a lot more business together, Mr Mullen.
我也非常期待 I very much hope so.
我们继续保持联系吧 We will most definitely be in touch.
噢 请记得... Oh, and remember....
"如果你不问..." "If you don't ask..."
你给你的员工吃了什么 Mullen先生? What do you feed your staff on, Mr Mullen?
什么? I'm sorry?
伙计 你不是有份糟糕的饮食 Buddy, you're either on a hell of a diet
就是得了晚期癌症 or you have terminal cancer.
喔 你说得对 他最近瘦了不少 Oh. You're right. He has lost some weight.
实际上是六英石的重量 Six stone, actually.
你说什么? 就在最近几周 What did you say? In as many weeks.
六周减了六英石 怎么做到的? Six stone in six weeks? How?
-噢 那是私事 -噢 别这样嘛 -Oh, no, that's private. -Oh. Don't be like that.
你不会想让Dana发火吧? You wouldn't want to make little Dana cross, would you?
减肥是我们的事业 Weight loss is our business.
这是一种新型的减肥饮料 It's a new diet drink.
减肥饮料? A diet drink?
对 只需一勺 就成了 Yeah. Just one spoonful, and bingo.
什么减肥饮料 你哪儿弄来的? What diet drink? Where did you get it, this diet drink?
我怎么从没听说过这种饮料? How come I haven't heard about this new diet drink?
告诉我 否则你会在这里立马少掉几两肉 Tell me, or you'll be losing a couple more ounces right here.
因为这是非卖品 Cos it's not for sale.
呃 其实它还在测试阶段 Er, cos it's still being tested.
我算是...偷来的 Cos I sort of...nicked it.
我老婆在Spitz-Kleinman的实验室里做助手 My missus works as a lab assistant for Spitz-Kleinman.
那是家制药公司 They're a pharmaceutical company.
我们知道 We know who they are.
然后 她偶尔会带点她的成果回来 Yeah, and occasionally she'd bring some of her work home with her.
反正有一次她在宣扬这个新的减肥产品 Anyway, she was talking about this new weight-loss product
他们在老鼠身上测试 呃 叫 肉顿消 they'd been testing on rats, called, er, Reducio.
不过她说 结果有些不理想 It had been a bit of a disappointment, she said,
所以... 她就带了几瓶回来 再加加工... so... she bought a few bottles of it home to do some more work on and...
别担心 Phillips 我们不会告诉别人的 继续 It's OK, Phillips, we won't tell anyone. Go on.
嗯 我只借来了一瓶 Well, I just borrowed a bottle.
我一直想要减肥 I've always struggled with me weight
我也想看看这个会不会管用 and, well, I wanted to see if this was the one, you know,
是不是能奏效的那个产品 the one diet product that actually worked.
那它有用吗? And boy, did it?
有 每天只要一勺 Yeah, just one spoonful a day.
你知道吗 你还是可以随心所欲的吃你想吃的 You know, you can still eat anything you want.
而脂肪就 And the fat...
全部从毛孔里出来 It all comes out in your pores.
你出汗出掉了! You sweat it out!
是啊 出汗把脂肪赶走! Yeah, you sweat all the fat out!
真是天才 That is genius.
你老婆看到你这样说了什么吗? And what did your wife say when she saw how much you'd lost?
她什么都没说 Well my wife didn't say anything.
她什么都没说? 你曾经是个怪物! She didn't say anything? You were a freak!
当你站在秤上的时候 它显示 "未完待续" When you stood on the scales, it just said, "To be continued".
她肯定得说点什么啊! She must have said something!
没有 没有 她不知道这事 No. No, no, cos she didn't know.
你知道吗 在我拿那一瓶之前 You see, just before I took the bottle,
她说她要去找从Purley来的一个塑身老师 she told me she was leaving me for a body-builder from Purley.
她当晚就走了 She left that night.
哦! 哦! Phillips! 好消息啊! Oh! Oh! Phillips! Excellent news!
什么!? What!?
你减了这么多 真是个好消息啊! That you have lost so much weight is excellent news!
但是我要确认一件事 But let me just confirm one thing
你老婆真的对这个产品在你身上的作用一无所知吗? that your wife has absolutely no idea the product worked so well for you?
不知道 她绝对不知道 No. No, none at all. No.
你知道Spitz-Kleinman公司什么时候准备开始人体实验吗? Do you know when Spitz-Kleinman were planning on starting human trials?
呃 她说过 大概需要几个月吧 Well, er, it could be a matter of months, she said.
或者一年 Or even a year.
你...我是说 那个... Do you, I mean to say, that is...
你觉得我们能那么小小地看上一眼 Do you think we could have an incy-wincy little look
这瓶药吗? Maurice? at this bottle? Maurice?
哦 我想说 行啊 Oh, I mean, I'd love to.
Dana Dana.
不过 两天前我刚把它吃完 But I finished the last of it two days ago, I'm afraid.
噢 好吧 OK, no problem.
这样 我们去厨房 Well, why don't we pop into the kitchen
拿点烤肉或者是糖出来 and get you some lard or refined sugars
或者随便什么你要吃的东西好了 or whatever it is you generally like to eat,
然后我们和Mullen先生轻松地聊一聊怎么样? while we have a nice little chat with Mr Mullen?
你想过吗 那个产品得值多少钱? Do you have any idea how much a product like that could be worth?
一个真能跟我们所宣传的一样的产品? One that actually does what we say it does?
我们可以挣好几十亿! 真的是好几十亿啊! We could make billions! Literally billions!
我们把它作为保健品销售 We sell it as a health supplement,
就说"能帮助减肥" 来逃过管制 "aiding weight loss", to bypass the regs.
然后在市场上把Spitz打败 And beat Spitz to the market!
再也不用担心遭暗算 No more looking over our shoulders,
再也不用担心打官司了 no more fighting off lawsuits.
相反 我们会被世人称颂 被他们铭记 Instead, we'd be feted, we'd be honoured!
诺贝尔减肥奖! The Nobel Prize for services to fat!
起来吧 Dean先生和Dana Arise, Sir Dean and Dana!
Deville家的! Of Deville!
等一下 Excuse me.
我不想打断你 不过你忘了一点 Sorry to interrupt, but aren't you forgetting something?
他把药全部喝掉了 记得吗? He used it all, remember?
你没有这个药啊 You don't actually have the drug.
我有的是一个能顺利潜入 What do have is a man who successfully broke into
伦敦最安全的展览馆的人 one of the most secure galleries in London.
潜入一个实验室又能有多难? How much harder can it be to break in to a laboratory?
-然后偷出配方? -有何不可? -And steal the formula? -Why not?
噢 不行 Oh, no.
利润我们三等分 Equal share, the three of us.
这可是家大药厂 那里的家伙们可很吓人 This is big pharma. Those guys are scary.
我们付钱给你嘛 We pay you a flat fee, then.
你只要帮我们把它偷出来就行 You just help us steal it,
其他的你别管 don't get involved in any of the rest.
抱歉 Sorry.
-就跟蛋的事一样 -我不感兴趣 -Same as for the egg. -Not interested.
-那100 -不行 -好吧 翻倍 -100, then. -Nope. -OK, double.
20万英镑 货到付款 200,000 sterling. COD.
然后你就收手 Then you're out.
我要25万 A quarter of a million,
否则不干 and I'll do it.
好 就25万 Quarter of a million it is.
不过有个条件 他要和你们一起去 But this time, he'll come along for the ride.
什么?! What?!
你想让Dean也跟着一起去偷? You want Dean to take part in the break-in?
只是做旁观者 我要确保一切万无一失 Just as an observer. I want to be absolutely certain
我给25万换回的是笔真买卖 that we're handing over a quarter of a brick for the real deal.
-呃 亲爱的 能... -安静 Dean -好吧! -Er, sweetheart, can.... -Be quiet, Dean. -OK!
这是你的钱 It's your money.
但只是旁观 没别的事哦 But as an observer, nothing more.
这是独木舟课程 That's a kayaking course.
这是在他们的一堵墙上攀岩 That one's rock climbing up one of them walls.
哦 这是舞会舞蹈课程 Oh, and that's a ballroom dancing course.
"梅伦格舞 萨尔萨舞 美式标准舞" "The Merengue, the Salsa, the American Smooth."
天 光看这些东西就让我饿了 Blimey, just reading about them's making me hungry.
但这就是了 不是么? But that's the thing, isn't it?
大玩特玩没关系 只要你在减肥 Nothing wrong with having a blow-out, if you're burning off the calories.
嗯 我知道 我知道 Yeah. I know, I know, I know.
什么? 你为什么不试一下? What? Why would you not even try it?
就算其中一项也好啊 Just one of 'em, surely.
-那你为什么不呢? -我不知道 只是... -And why wouldn't you? -I dunno. It's just...
什么? What?
噢 你自己来 不是么? Oh, it's, going on your own, isn't it?
这对我而言没区别 It's the same for me.
如果有人和我一起去的话 我一定会很快的 If I had someone to go with, I'd do it in a shot.
-真的吗? -真的会很快的 -Would you, really? -Like a shot.
那你认识什么人吗 So don't you know anyone,
我们可以打个电话问问 来接你走? then, that we can ring and ask, you know, to take you?
嗯 我倒是认识这么一个人 Yeah, I do know this one fella.
他有点傻傻的 我想可能他挺害羞的 He's a bit of a numpty, but I just think he's painfully shy.
不过我真是蛮喜欢他的 But I really like him
所以等我出来以后 and I'd love to spend some more time with him
我想多跟他接触接触 when I get out of here.
哦 不错啊 Oh. OK, yeah.
把电话递给我 我来打给他 Pass us a phone, I'll give him a bell.
啊 好的 给你 Yeah, all right, there you go.
在线咯 It's ringing.
我的电话响了 Mine's ringing now.
喂? Hello?
-嗨 是Eddie吗? -请讲 -Hi, is this Eddie? -Yeah, speaking.
嗨 Eddie 我是Carol 我想问问你 等我有空了 Hi, Eddie, it's Carol. I'd like to know, when I get out,
你愿意和我一起去跳舞吗? will you go ballroom dancing with me?
喂? 有人吗? Hello? Anybody here?
来个人呐! Service!
哼 真不厚道啊 是吧 Cor, disgraceful behaviour, innit?
真是搞不懂现在的人 Just can't get the staff these days.
怎么样 So.
我们要做的只是进入其中一个实验室 All we have to do, is get in to one of their labs,
在里面安插一个配方 然后出来 plant the formula inside it, and get out of the lab,
之后再回去 把我们放进去的配方拿出来 so that we can get back in again to take out what we've just put in.
-简单! -Ash 你能搞定数据库吗? -Simple! -Ash, can you handle the data?
我刚刚减掉六英石 I've just lost six stone,
我强壮 有力 又健美 I am strong, I am empowered, I am beautiful.
-那算是答应了吗? -继续 -Is that a yes? -Go on, then.
Sean 我们需要一些宣传材料 Sean, we'll need some promotional stuff.
Albert 搞定假证件? Albert, fake IDs?
没问题 No problem.
Emma 你要进去接应 Emma, we need you inside.
现在 他们在招后勤人员 给他们打个电话 Now, they're looking for domestics. Give them a call.
我得想个办法 让我们能不受打扰地 And I need to work out a way to get us undisturbed access
在实验室里呆上一个小时的样子 to a lab for an hour or so.
这个任务的关键 就是谋划出一条通路 The key, in jobs like this one, is to contrive a way
从前门进去 准确地找到实验室 to walk in through the front door, find the right lab,
拿到配方 然后走出来 要平静地 take the formula, and walk out again, calmly,
不要引起别人注意 without attracting attention.
给你 Here you are.
好了现在 我拥有了一支吃苦肯干的专业队伍 And right now, I have a team of experts working very hard
来确保计划成功 to make that plan work.
Dean 你和我会装作是 Dean. You and I will be officers from
国家健康与卓越临床研究所的官员 the National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence,
我们是来抽查临床设备的 come to do a spot-check on their clinical facilities.
一旦进到前台 Once we're inside reception,
我们会告诉安保我们要进去视察 we will tell security we need to inspect
两个实验室 并且我们最多不超过15分钟 two labs, that we will need for no longer than 15 minutes.
我们还会要求他们把那些实验室清场 We'll also tell them we need those labs cleared.
Dean 你和我会有验证用的证件和编号 Dean, you and I will have IDs and numbers to call for verification,
不过他们打的所有电话都会转到我的队友那里 though any call they make will be diverted to one of my team.
你以前也干过这个吧 You've done this before.
我们现在得找到 All we need to do now is find out
肉顿消是在哪一所实验室研发的 which lab Reducio is being developed in.
我的IT专家们正在侵入他们的主机来寻找 My IT experts are hacking their mainframe to find out
这样我们就能知道我们要"随机"抽查的是哪一所实验室 so that we know which lab we want to "randomly" check.
一旦我们得到信息 我们就能行动了 Once we have that information, we're good to go.
-健康的生活方式 来自健康的冰箱 -哦 Eddie -Healthy lifestyle, healthy fridge. -Oh, Eddie.
太谢谢你了 Thank you so much.
你真是个好人 You're such a lovely man.
好在还没那么糟糕... Better than a kick in the teeth...
Sean Kennedy? Sean Kennedy?
什么事? Yeah?
DS Rivet, Hoxton nick. DS Rivet, Hoxton nick.
我觉得咱们得谈谈 I think we need to have a little chat.
哦 不 Oh, no.
到底发生了什么事? What the hell's happened?
他们在审问Sean关于侵入Tenguiz的案子 They're questioning Sean about the Tenguiz break-in.
貌似他落下了什么表明身份的东西 Seems he dropped something that IDs him.
-我的天哪 他会胡说吗? -不 当然不是 -Oh, my God. Is he going to blab? -No, of course not.
怎么了 那么? What's the problem, then?
这小子10分钟后出来 Kid'll be out in ten,
还有时间为自己辩解 still got time to make something of himself.
问题是警方像老鹰一样把我们盯得紧紧的 The problem is that the police are watching us like hawks
所以我们不打算跟进Spitz那个任务 so we're not going to go ahead with the Spitz job.
咱们谁也不去 这摆明是自投罗网 Any of us. It's suicide.
他说得对 我很抱歉 但这事儿结束了 He's right, I'm sorry, it's over.
等下! Wait!
他们都没正眼瞧我们 They're not watching us.
他们甚至不认识我们 They don't even know about us.
然后呢? And?
不是吧 Oh, no.
你是说我们来把这事搞定? You mean we do it?!
就咱俩? 入室盗窃? The two of us? The break-in?
干嘛不做? 我们能戴耳机 Why not? We could wear earpieces.
Mullen会告诉我们如何进入 你说呢 Mullen? Mullen could talk us through it. What do you say, Mullen?
-我觉得你们有毛病 -是吗 这能有多难呢? -I say you're insane. -Really? How hard can it be?
-亲爱的 这可能... -闭嘴! 说啊 为什么不? -Honey, it could... -Shut up! Come on, why not?
我们不可能在一夜之间学会怎么处理这种事 We didn't learn this business overnight.
-这需要多年的经验 -你太小看我了 -It takes years of experience. -You underestimate me.
你根本不知道我以前为了赚钱都干过哪些勾当 You have no idea of some of the things I've done to make money.
我们从未被打败 也从未失败 We've never been beaten, never failed.
可这回你就得栽 这主意太疯狂了 Well, you have now. It's a crazy idea.
行 就让250000英镑这么飞了吧 Fine. Walk away from 250,000 sterling then.
这钱明明快到咱手里了 When we're so close.
就差这么一点儿! SO close!
行了 Mullen! 我们可以的! Come on, Mullen! We can make this work.
你想想手里捧着钞票的感觉有多爽 Remember how good that money felt in your hands.
好吧 OK.
好 但我们必须要快 OK, but we have to move fast,
趁他们审问Sean这段时间动手 while they're preoccupied with Sean.
得 我承认 我受不了了 是我干的 OK, I confess, I can't take it any longer, I did it.
当然是你干的 But of course you did it.
我们都知道是你 We all know you did it.
对 是我干的 Yeah, I did it.
我去Tenguiz画廊 I went to the Tenguiz gallery
我扔了点垃圾在地板上 and I dropped a bit of litter on the floor.
你是不是觉得站在被告席上很好玩 I wonder if you'll find it so funny standing in the dock,
面临着十年的监禁 facing down a ten stretch.
测试 测试 Testing, testing.
Cor-blimey 长官 是真的黄色烟雾弹 别马虎 Cor-blimey guv'nor, it's a real pea-souper, make no mistake.
告诉我为什么咱觉得这是个好主意 Remind me why we thought this was a good idea.
Dean 他们确实有美国员工 Dean, they do have American employees.
给我来杯茶 我就不客气了 谢谢! Cuppa Rosy-Lee, don't mind if I do! Ta very much!
我打赌Sean现在没咱们紧张 I bet Sean's more relaxed than me right now.
可能这次 这次咱们做过头了 Maybe this time, this time, we may have gone too far.
别胡说八道 Don't say a freakin' word
不然我发誓以后再也不跟芒果共事 or I swear I'll never do the thing with the mango again.
芒果? Mango?
Jessica Amwell Paul Banstead Jessica Amwell, Paul Banstead,
国家临床研究院的 National Institute for Clinical Excellence.
由于慕尼黑的链球菌爆发 We're doing a lab spot-check
我们在实验室做抽样检查 in light of the Strep-C outbreak in Munich
我们随机抽了两个实验室 3号和14号 and we've selected two of your labs at random, numbers 3 and 14.
为检测病毒 'To inspect,
我们需要在实验室待大约15分钟 不能被打扰 we'll need uninterrupted access for approximately 15 minutes.
'你需要验证我们的身份' 'You will wish to confirm our IDs.'
你可以打这个电话跟我们的鉴定部门核实 You can talk to our authentication department on this number.
十分感谢 Thank you so much.
早上好 Good morning,
这里是英国国家健康与临床研究院鉴定部门 National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence Authentication department.
请问有什么事? How can I help you?
是Emma吗? 他们把所有人都赶出了实验室 'Emma? They're clearing everyone out of the lab.
把文件放好 Put the files in place.'
去年苏格兰的一名科学家捕捉到一只新型食肉昆虫 We had a scientist up in Scotland last year who caught a new flesh-eating bug.
他们找到他的时候 By the time they got to him,
他被啃得只剩下一截拇指和耳垂了 真事儿! all that was left was one thumb and an earlobe. True story!
别太引人注目 嗯 Not too obvious, Em.
我们到这里就行了 谢谢你 We're good from here, thank you.
Mullen我们进去了 Mullen, we're in.
'好 那边有什么?' 'OK, now what have you got?'
三台电脑 我在第一台 打开中 Three computers, I'm on the first. Opening it up.
'好吧 我没看到什么 'OK, I can't see anything,
'没看到什么' 'I can't see anything.'
我在寻找什么? 证据? What am I looking for? Facts?
快 快 快 Come on, come on, come on.
我们百分之百肯定就是这间实验室吗? Are we 100% sure this is the right lab?
让我试试另外一台电脑 Let me try another computer.
好 这是第二台 OK, second computer.
-是保安吗? -请讲 -Security? -Go ahead.
-感应装置有问题 -这就去 -There's a problem at reception. -On my way.
快 快! Come on, come on!
慢着 Hang on.
我这边也有发现 I got something here, too.
肉顿消 优化型 7? Reducio Optimum 7?
'就是它 就是它' 'That's it, that's it.'
我这也是 It's here, too.
这些废柴连品牌包装都不懂 These guys have got no idea on branding.
这应该是Fat-U-Sweat It should be Fat-U-Sweat.
'Perspira-Go' 'Perspira-Go'.
'或者Fatooze' 'Or Fatooze.'
伙计们 我们能不能直接下载文件然后走人? Guys, can we just download the file and get the hell out?
立刻? Now?
好 什么情况? Right, what have you got?
瞧 这里不一致 Look, this doesn't match.
有人闯入 Security breach.
搞定! We've got it!
非常接近 很近很近了 So near, so very, very near.
我有种很奇怪的感觉 This is a very strange sensation.
我在给商标做赞助 I'm rooting for the mark.
事情太诡异了 It's all gone weird.
美国人在三楼! The Americans are on the third floor!
试试后面的出口 Try the back exit.
'弟兄们 三楼' 'Boys, the third floor.'
跟上! Come on!
'哇哦 真棒! 'Woo! Woo!
'出发 走人!' 'Go, go, go!'
你要钱? Your money?
我要钱 My money.
你...忒二了! You...moron!
你该不会真以为 You didn't seriously think
我们真会给你25万吧 we were going to give you a quarter of a million G's, did you?
为什么不 我们说好的啊? Why not, we had a deal?
我来告诉你为什么 I'll tell you why not.
因为所有的累活都是我们干的 这就是理由 Because we did all the hard work. That's why not.
-你们这样不公平 -是吗? -I think you're being unfair. -Really?
我可是做了不少幕后准备工作 I did a lot of preparation behind the scenes.
我做的那些你们甚至看都没看到 I did some work you didn't even see.
老娘我才不在乎你的幕后工作呢 I don't give a rat's ass what you did behind the scenes.
我们有配方-马上就要制造出来了 We have the formula - it's being made up right now
我们不需要你了! and we don't need you any more!
嘘-吼-吼! Boo-hoo-hoo!
说真的 你觉得我们是哪种蠢蛋? Seriously, what sort of idiots do you think we are?
就是那种以为我在胸针上贴了麦克风 The sort who thought I was attaching a microphone to that brooch
可实际上我贴的是摄像头 when actually it was a camera.
这个摄像头拍下了你和你丈夫闯入Spitz-Kleinman的全过程 A camera that filmed you and your husband breaking in to Spitz-Kleinman.
给我来杯茶 我就不客气了 谢谢！ Cup of Rosy-Lee, don't mind if I do, ta very much!
我把这底片刻录在DVD上 The footage of which I've put on a DVD
交给了我的助手 and have given to my assistant
他现在正在警局外头 who is at this moment outside Scotland Yard
等我的电话呢 waiting for my phone call.
你们就是那种蠢货 Those sorts of idiots.
25万 请给现金 250 grand, cash, please.
我差点感觉很糟 I almost feel bad.
对 因为他们觉得那是今天他们遭遇的最糟糕的事情 Yeah, cos they think that's the worst thing that's going to happen to them today.
你知道么 它几乎看起来不公平 You know, it almost seems unfair.
几乎! Almost!
你确定这是真的配方吗? Are you sure this is the right formula?
是我亲自把他偷出来了 我知道我在干嘛 I stole it myself, so I think I know what I'm doing.
闭上你丫的嘴把瓶子给我! Now shut up and give me the bottle!
-我想流出些脂肪 -哈 我也要 -I want to sweat some fat. -Yeah, me, too! Huh!
你肯定会流汗 You're definitely sweating.
哦 天哪... Oh, my...
对 这就是我的想法 Yeah, that's what I thought.
这配方就是催吐剂 Cos that formula's just an emetic.
药效强劲 我保证 A very powerful one, granted.
但还是催吐剂 But an emetic just the same.
我们为了这玩意儿给了他25万 We just gave him 250 grand for something
这东西居然就让我犯恶心?! that makes you sick?!
得了 至少我们还有蛋 亲爱的 Well, at least we still have the egg, honey.
一颗蛋五万美元 现在价值涨到20倍 50 grand for an egg that's now worth 20 times that.
他可能认为他玩儿了我们 认为他自己多聪明 He may think he had us, he may think he was smart,
可这交易还没完呢! but we're still way up on the deal!
现在谁是蠢货 Mullen? Who's the idiot now, Mullen?
笑到最后的人是谁? Who's laughing now!
请问? Excuse me?
它原先就是在这里面吗? Is that meant to be in there?
据称这颗蛋被挪去了别处 It's believed the egg might have been accidentally moved
可能是清洁工疏忽了 by a cleaner
也可能是有人恶作剧 or even a practical joker,
但是不管经过如何 but however it happened,
Tenguiz勋爵说能把蛋取回来他很高兴 Lord Tenguiz declared he was delighted to have his egg back.
正如你所见 这颗蛋现在... As you can see, the egg is now....
嗯 我不是法律方面的专家 但是我觉得 Mmm. I'm no legal expert, but I'd imagine it's quite difficult
要以莫须有的罪名控告别人偷窃是很困难的 to charge someone for stealing something that hasn't been stolen.
你不觉得么? Wouldn't you say?
'现在这颗蛋物归原主 'The egg is now back in its rightful place,
它是件艺术品 and what a piece of art it is.
'它被创造...' 'It was created...'
但是 但是 不! But, but, no!
他偷了它! 他说如果你用黑光... He stole it! He said, if you used the black light...
如果你让Styleline受到15纳秒的黑光的照射 If you subject Styteline to a 15-nanosecond blast of black light,
它会暂时改变折光率 it temporarily changes the refractive index.
如果他连那堆屁话都信 And if you believe that load of old cobblers,
别人说什么他都会信 you'll believe anything.
我们看到他带着蛋离开房间 We saw him leave the room with it.
我们看到他带着蛋离开房间! We saw him leave the room with it!
不! No!
我们专干诈骗! 我们才是骗人的人! We do the cons! We're the ones who do the conning!
这是你最精巧的作品 没有之一 This really has to be your best work. THE best.
我们他妈的才是诈骗犯! We're the ones who do the goddamn conning!
所以他们得亲自完成抢劫 So they had to do the robbery themselves,
不然他们早报警了 or they could have gone to the police.
也可能跟着我们 但现在 他们什么也没干 Or come after us. But now, they can't do either.
好吧 那你如何肯定他们会接受? Yeah, but how would you know for sure they would offer to do it?
他们狂妄 贪婪 他们渴望 Well, their arrogance, their greed, their need?
我们要做的就是让他们相信 All we had to do was convince them
我们没人能完成这个任务 none of us could do the job.
所以你故意弄丢了收据 真不敢相信! So you dropped the receipt deliberately. Unbelievable!
你们是怎么完成的 我可是彻底没想法 How you lot pull it off, I've no idea.
哦! 搞定了21世纪最厉害的诈骗犯的人居然会说出这种话 Oh! Says the man who pulled off the greatest con of the 21st century.
真是难以置信 Eddie It's quite remarkable, Eddie.
你居然让Carol认为你是个有魅力的男人! You managed to convince Carol you're an attractive man!
喂!我们觉得他马马虎虎啦 是不是Carol? Oi! We think he's a bit of all right, don't we Carol?
损他的话我一个字儿都不听 香一个! I won't hear a word against him. Mwah!
哇哦! Oooh!
好了 干杯怎么样 大家一块儿干个杯? All right, how about a toast, how about a toast?
祝Eddie 祝Carol 祝所有人 - 祝大家身体健康 To Eddie, to Carol, to all of us - and our good health.
身体健康! Our good health!
等会 Hang on.
-有谁吃粗粮? -这是低脂的? -Crudites, anyone? -Low-fat dip?
他是毛主席的朋友 对不? He's a friend of chairman Mao, isn't he?
哦! Ooh!
嘿 你又说到中国了 谁那有菜单? Hey, Chinese - now you're talking. Who's got a menu?
大家一起干杯 Cheers, all.
干杯! Cheers!