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天宝从现在开始你就是 出家人啦

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以后要戒杀生 不可以吃肉

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师父 我从小到大都没有吃过肉

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嗯 果然有佛性啊

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不是啊 我家穷 买不起肉

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其实我也很想试试

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师父

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这是刚刚剃度的天宝

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他就是你师兄君宝

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少林寺凡事讲规矩

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以后有什么不明白的就问师兄

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君宝 你先教他背一段经文

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背哪一段啊 

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你好象只会一段呢

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天宝师弟

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我比你高 而且我也比你大 为什么要叫你师兄啊 

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不知道 师父说的这是规矩嘛

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不如这样子吧

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以后在人家面前我就叫你师兄

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在没人的时候换你叫我师兄

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你到底想不想当师兄啊 想啊

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现在没人 快叫我师兄啊

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师兄 乖

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那我们去念经先玩玩再说嘛

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我们现在来练习少林拳三十六式

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拱手

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单凤朝阳

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金鸡独立

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师弟 快过来

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哎 这么多人你怎么叫我师弟啊 

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他们又听不到 不就是没有人嘛

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说得也是啊

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雁落沙滩

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豹子穿崖

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如果我要有机会练武功的话 我一定要超过他们

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这个嘛 我得先去问问师父

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八卦蛇形

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你怎么乱打人呀 

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你们两个正事不干在这边偷学武功

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我是你们大师兄打你就打你罗

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你打人 

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天宝 你有没事呀 

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叫你偷学武功 

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走吧 师傅会骂的 我要告诉师父

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你以为我会怕你们啊

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你们的师父 还要叫我师父大师兄呢

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师傅 这么晒 我帮你遮太阳

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一草一木是有生命

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如果为了个人的利益 而伤害大自然的生命

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这样就太自私了 明白没有 

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我明白了师父 你的意思是说

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就算你以后在太阳底下被烤糊了 我们都不用管你

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师父 我想学武功

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学来干什么 

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强身健体不挨打

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你们两个口供一致再来跟我说

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我们是认真的

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将来你们学会武功

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是用来帮助人的 你们要记住

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知道了 师父

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还不死 打死你

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你们居然敢打我 等我出来我要你好看

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快来帮我的忙啊

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我知道你是谁啦

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啊 你怎么知道我是君宝 是你告诉我的

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这都要怪你啊 自已把名字告诉人家

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真是饭桶兼白痴啦

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是他说知道的 我怎么知道会骗人

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他说的话能相信吗 害得我们俩没饭吃

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肚子好饿我也饿得咕咕叫啊

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你们两个混帐真大胆啊

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叫你学武功去帮人 你们两个居然去打人

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算我管教无方 连师伯的徒弟都敢打

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不关我们的事还敢顶嘴 

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看我不打死你们才怪呢 看你们以后还敢不敢

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师伯罚你们已经够轻的了 才跪三个时辰

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现在通通给我面壁

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师父 有没有豆沙包 有斋包吃已经够好的了

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再跪半个时辰去打扫罗汉堂

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都是你啦 叫你放风 你却吃豆沙包

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现在又要罚扫罗汉堂

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师傅说天理偿还 你烧老鼠这么残忍

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肯定被人发现啦

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仙人指路

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盘龙摆尾

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天宝 前天学的那套棍法

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最后一招是怎么耍的 

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这么简单都不记得

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仙人指路

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盘龙摆尾

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横扫千军

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最后一招叫敲脑袋

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天宝 你又耍我

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你自已反应慢嘛

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看招

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君宝 你现在醒目多了噢

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天宝 是你让我的

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师父老是说练功是用来帮人的

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这里人人都会武功 那我们帮谁呀

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帮自已罗 我要做少林寺第一武僧

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哼 说得容易 

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什么时候才能坐这个位子 

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再入达摩院 打完十八铜人

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出得了木人巷再说吧

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这是师伯的位置不可以坐的

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未见则不知 不知也就没事了

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我不懂什么知不知的 总之你要坐就坐地下了 下来了

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哎呀 打翻了你反应慢嘛

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师伯的位置你弄坏了 你惨了 我要去告密

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怎么 你以为就罚不到你啦 

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少林拳打一条线

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拳有形 打之无形

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动如风 站如针

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是本门功夫的基本要诀

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出拳要猛 马步要稳

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怎么吃着饭桌子会塌的 冷静 冷静

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前两天门也被踢坏了

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是呀

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我就跟你们说有白蚁嘛 你们又不信

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不知道会不会吧白蚁吃进肚子里呢

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要达到最高境界

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先将身体炼得如钢似铁

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床也垮了 冷静冷静

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睡吧睡吧 明天还要练铁沙掌呀

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君宝 看剑

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平时不练功 一点臂力都没有

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我再教你一招先发制人

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看你练功练成这样

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有没有搞错 门也烂了 桌子也烂了

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现在连衣服都烂了 罗汉堂那些家伙可有的笑话啦

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我都说自已洗的啦

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师兄为什么我们这两件没事

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好的当然留给自已穿了

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他们是怎么搞的 

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师傅 这阵老鼠多

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最近怎么这么多老鼠跟白蚁啊

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就派你们两个去捉

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到哪去弄那些老鼠和白蚁呀

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说被麻雀吃了不得了

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天宝 你的提壶功好厉害呀

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过奖，雕虫小技罢了 来

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师兄 所有师兄里你的功夫最好

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四大武僧你一定有份啊

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你也会有机会的

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饭来啦

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铁板桥功

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好险啊你去吃吧

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你敢用饭泼我 

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你没看到我绊了一跤

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饭是我泼的 你去师父那边告我啊

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岂有此理 我告诉你啊 这次考试是我师父主考

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你们两个甭想成为武僧 

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放开我

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我一定要打赢这个大黑痣

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12 13

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那块我敲过啦

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君宝呀 过几天寺里就要选武僧 进达摩院深造 你有没信心呀 

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行就行 不行就不行 随缘罗

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你说什么 我可是要当少林第一武僧

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要不然干吗练铁头功 

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你现在敲第几块了 

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你什么时候练的后脑都不告诉我

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我还没练

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今天招式跟平常不同啊 

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般若掌

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原来巧妙在于运气

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今天我们要选出本年

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武功最好的四位僧人

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进入达摩院 修练本门的上乘武功

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记住 我佛慈悲

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我辈弟子习武要以普渡众生为已任

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比武皆在切磋武艺 点到即止

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第一场由天宝对心宝

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这次大黑痣还不死 

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请指教

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开始

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心宝 认输吧你

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尝尝我的铁拳

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你耍诈

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住手

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大胆 连我也敢打 

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师伯 弟子不敢

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你出招太狠毒根本就不适合练武

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我要赶你出罗汉堂

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师伯求求你不要啊 是心宝先耍诈

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那你说我不公正啦 

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弟子不敢

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你瞎啦 自已看不出来 

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你侮辱长辈 

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他不是有意的走开

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我要废你的武功

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师伯 手下留情 走开

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般若掌

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你为什么会般若掌 

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我就说你瞎了 偷学你武功都不知道

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天宝他是不小心看到的

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给我抓住这两个孽徒

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罗汉棍阵   是

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大家同门师兄弟千万别动手

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你说话呀

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佛光初现

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万棍降魔

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天宝 以棍还棍

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破他棍阵

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佛法无边 降龙伏虎 

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好滑呀  我有主意了

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君宝 上

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小心呀  布阵

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地这么滑 怎么布阵呀 

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横扫千军

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大家是同门师兄弟 不要再踩啦你还踩 

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不要让他们跑了

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师父 还不快走 

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觉远

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你纵容门徒 胡作非为

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徒弟是你的 看你怎么向方丈交代 

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根本存心护短嘛 全世界都看到大黑痣耍诈

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师伯却看不到 还说我出手重

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我做错了什么 用得着用罗汉阵对付我们吗 

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不知师父现在怎么样

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对对错错又有什么人能分得清 

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师父

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我们知道错了

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缘尽于此

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我已经没有能力再做你们的师父了

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就把俗世的生活当作你们的师父吧

238
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:47,959
烦恼即菩提 菩提即烦恼

239
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君宝

240
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你天性善良 我很放心

241
00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:58,272
天宝 你太好胜

242
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:02,470
这本气功心法并不是什么武林绝学

243
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:06,434
但是当你心情烦乱的时候  它会带给你清静

244
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,516
你要勤加练习

245
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:13,554
记住 凡事要以清静心对待

246
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:16,519
修行不一定要在少林寺

247
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,312
你们走吧

248
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,960
是 师父 那我们走了

249
00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:40,879
耍的好的话 多多打赏 耍的不好捧个人场

250
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:44,392
那家棍法 他们是卖艺的

251
00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:46,788
为什么只剃一半 

252
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,956
这么臭 一定是契丹人

253
00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:51,078
喂 我肚子好饿呀

254
00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:52,918
我也肚子饿 我们先去化缘

257
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:01,834
那个唱歌的应该不会拒绝我们吧

258
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,270
她要是有钱就不用卖唱 我们到那边

259
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,035
你他妈的

260
00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:08,798
各位施主 长命百岁 永享太平

261
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:12,312
难怪我今天会输钱 原来碰到你们两个臭和尚

262
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,830
希望施主福如东海 寿比南山

263
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:16,598
不能讲这个 要讲逢赌必赢

266
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:21,676
不好意思  没有关系

267
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,949
请问两位大师认不认识一个人叫慕容白的 

268
00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:30,839
打扰了

269
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,789
她是要找人 我们是要找吃的

270
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,560
我们不止要找吃的 还要找活干 去赚钱吧

272
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:43,395
快交保护费   我已经交过了呀

273
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,750
拜了观音 就不用拜土地公了吗 

274
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:48,315
拜神哪有只拜一个的 给我打

275
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:50,674
我们家没钱

276
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:53,310
观音要吃饭 我们就不用吃了吗 

277
00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:56,550
我要去告县太爷

278
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,512
县太爷是我表哥 你去告啊 

279
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:00,870
小姑娘 逛街啊

280
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:04,715
跟我去喝茶

281
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,439
好不好 

282
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,718
她害羞啦

283
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,790
老伯 赶快把钱收下

284
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:15,714
这是那个坏蛋还你的

285
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:17,035
谢谢姑娘呀

286
00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:20,115
我的钱呢 是那个女偷了

287
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:20,911
抓住她

288
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:37,274
又卖艺呀 是打架

289
00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:42,478
以多欺少 帮不帮呀 帮啊

290
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:47,393
你们不要打她 要打打我

291
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:48,670
打就打

292
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:52,709
你们先打我的

293
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:57,158
姑娘 你没事吧 

294
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,755
你没事吧 

295
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:06,157
我没事

296
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:11,752
十八式

297
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:16,755
三十五式三十六式

298
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,197
三十六式  打完了没有呀 

299
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:22,671
还有最后一式 我自创的

300
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,076
会不会

301
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,555
教你那套白眉棍法 怎么老是学不会

302
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:39,595
刘三爷 谁把你打成这个样子

303
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,391
小和尚 官兵来啦 走吧

304
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:44,033
给我抓住那两个臭和尚

305
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:44,717
追  是

306
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:50,951
他俩往马房那边跑了 快追

307
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,192
谁家师兄谁家猜

308
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:56,958
谁家师弟谁家猜

309
00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:01,632
你好象契丹人 你也一样

310
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,114
你们猜的什么拳啊 

311
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,754
这个 是师兄拳啊  教我 一路走一路教

312
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:10,112
猜赢的当师兄 猜输的当师弟 可是他每次都当师兄

313
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,119
只能怪你自已反应迟钝

314
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:15,551
你呀 八成是出花招赢的 你要是跟我猜 我一定当你师母

315
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:16,954
师母

316
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,873
刘公公要去大庙进香 快点让开

317
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:44,310
威风 真是威风

318
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:46,159
为什么他那么霸道

319
00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:50,319
他就是这里的镇守太监刘瑾 

320
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,549
如果我能像他这么威风就好啦

321
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,398
那你去当太监啊

322
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:57,558
可以这么威风 我无所谓啊

323
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,674
八爷 今天那么早呀 

324
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:07,512
今晚的红烧鱼特别好

325
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,517
那你帮我点菜吧 多点几个

326
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,797
先生 你印堂发黑呀

327
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,956
你才发黑咧 滚远点

328
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:21,678
姑娘 你印堂发黑 不吉利

329
00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:24,873
你是要找人是吧 就算找到也未必是好呀

330
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:26,433
帮我买张灵符怎么样 神棍

331
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,073
不买也不用骂人啊

332
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:31,192
这里最出名呢就是烤乳鸽

333
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:34,039
啊 佛笑楼不是卖斋的 

334
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:37,870
那我吃白饭就可以了 君宝 入乡就要随俗

335
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:40,435
你不记得师父说过嘛 要入世学佛

336
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:43,950
我不入地狱谁入地狱 

337
00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:07,918
来吃块豆腐 不然没菜吃

338
00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:10,519
谢谢

339
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:15,390
地狱给你

340
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:24,235
刘大小姐 欢迎大驾光临 这边请 给你留了张桌子啦

344
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,516
娘子请

345
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:36,799
请

346
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:39,918
娘子 想吃点什么 

347
00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:41,394
随便啦 你做主

348
00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:43,155
慕容白

349
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:44,874
相公 真的是你 

350
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,796
你 秋雪 你怎么到京城来啦 

351
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:49,757
闭嘴

352
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,356
好一个千里寻夫

353
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,949
不过 他已经不姓慕容了

354
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,191
入赘我们家跟我姓刘

355
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:00,755
如果不是我 他已经饿死街头了

356
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:06,398
男人都是贱货 谁能够给他风流快活

357
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:10,715
荣华富贵 他就会留在谁的身边

358
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,315
这么简单 你都不懂啊 

359
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:16,955
秋雪 你走吧

360
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,791
竟然这么没良心

361
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:24,239
既然慕容白已经变成了狗 那他就该跟着他的主人

362
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:25,953
以前我每晚抱着这个琴当宝贝

363
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:31,115
不管怎么苦我都舍不得变卖它

364
00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:35,352
现在人事已非 把它还给你

365
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:37,116
垃圾

366
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,151
我看你比较需要它

367
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:51,395
骂狗也得看主人

368
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:06,069
他是刘公公的妹 千万不要因小失大

369
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:31,911
好了吧 再来我就不客气啦

370
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,149
娘子 你没事吧 把我面子都丢光了

371
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,633
你闹够了没有 我已经跟你恩尽义绝啦

372
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,794
你还不走 看什么看 

373
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,956
不识抬举 走呀

374
00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:21,679
我来帮你

375
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:25,394
姑娘 你流血啦

376
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,792
罪过 罪过

377
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:31,634
换个姿势比较好

378
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:33,509
上 

379
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:35,629
站稳了 

381
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:40,197
没良心

382
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:45,512
不要怕 

383
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:47,633
谁在这里打架 统统不要动

384
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:49,195
官兵来啦

385
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:50,950
快走啊 别打啦

386
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,236
为什么次次都有官兵追啊 

387
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,239
别让那两个契丹人跑了

388
00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:58,869
跟我来

390
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:02,036
在那边呀 追

391
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:05,358
死吧你

392
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,475
好重呀 抱个女人抱那么紧 当然重啦

393
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:13,471
阿弥陀佛

395
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:18,071
那边

396
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:21,431
那两个契丹人跑这么快呀 

397
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:33,234
哎呀 佛笑楼

398
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,160
不是吧 走了整晚 又回来这里 是分店吧 

399
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:38,869
不是啦 远近驰名 只此一家

400
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:42,516
喂 今晚你们两个在这打地铺 我扶她进去止血

401
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:47,156
我还是觉得当和尚舒服

402
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:50,750
君宝 整天寄人篱下 跟慕容白有什么分别

403
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:53,633
我没想过要白吃白住哦 我会在这好好干活的

404
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:55,832
人家只是让我们睡一晚上

405
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:59,157
没说要养我们一辈子 一有机会我就要做官

411
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:39,793
刘瑾打死也想不到 白天收刮来的钱 晚上却被我们偷过来

412
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:42,950
现在我们有这么多钱 做什么才好呢 

413
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:44,599
臭道士 怎么来就怎么去啊

414
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:47,075
把这些钱发给穷苦老百姓啊

415
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:48,275
对 他早上刮税

416
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:50,710
晚上我们就去偷 他一天不死

417
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:52,592
我们岂不是要偷他一辈子 

418
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:55,792
佛笑楼原来是贼窝

419
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,797
不要多事啦 睡觉了

420
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,831
作个睁眼瞎 就一辈子没出息

421
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:01,678
别这么多事 走吧

426
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:14,110
哇 他们每个人都值五百两 原来佛笑

427
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:16,313
你别多事啦

428
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:18,710
嗯 这叉烧包好吃

429
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:20,319
人肉叉烧 人肉叉烧包

430
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:25,071
各位父老兄弟 街坊乡亲 小弟今日来到贵宝地献丑了

431
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:28,553
那表演什么 胸口碎石 

432
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:30,716
不是 是人肉沙包

433
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:32,478
吃的 不是

434
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,319
一文钱任打一拳

435
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:36,675
那有什么好处啊 

436
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:40,077
好处嘛 我要是叫疼的话 那就赔三文钱

437
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:41,834
万一打到吐血怎么办 

438
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:43,917
吐血 那就赔六文钱

439
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,190
要是打死了呢 要是打死

440
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:49,279
那就连命都赔给你啦

441
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:56,039
起码五十文钱

442
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:57,832
是啊 那就是足足五十拳

443
00:30:58,200 --> 00:30:59,519
一不小心就被打死了哦

444
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:04,235
老板 可以了吧

445
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,516
大爷 你真厉害 不过也打够了吧 

446
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,513
我不信 我还要再打  继续

447
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:13,635
四十六

448
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:14,795
四十七

449
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,234
四十八

450
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:17,634
四

451
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:21,955
是不真是很痛呀 

452
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:23,912
不装一下 怎么骗他的钱

453
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:27,556
大爷大爷 快点起来呀 他就快吐血啦 再打五十拳吧

454
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:29,798
不打他吐血怎么翻本呀 

455
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:35,475
家丁出来 我给钱 给我打死他们两个 

456
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:41,032
没想到今天这么轻易就赚这么多钱啦

457
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:42,549
我要出人头地

458
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:45,030
我什么都不想 有顿斋菜就心满意足了

459
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:47,470
不是吧 我要住大房子 还要找很多家丁服侍

460
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:49,750
那岂不是还要挨很久拳头 

461
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:53,870
把钱交出来

462
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:56,237
为什么 

463
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:59,637
交税 个人所得税五十文钱

464
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:01,956
擅用官地税五十文钱

465
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:04,032
娱乐事业税五十文钱

466
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,390
一共一百五十文钱

467
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:08,591
我不给   抗拒交税 

468
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:11,474
给我抓起来

469
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:14,394
大人 我们地位卑微

470
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,398
跟天斗 跟地半 就是不敢跟官斗

471
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:19,953
这些钱 大人您收下

472
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:24,472
算你识相

473
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:27,955
大人 我们两兄弟初到贵宝地

474
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:30,714
什么也不会 空有一身蛮力 希望能够追随大人

475
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:33,709
满嘴油腔滑调 该打

476
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:38,629
多谢大人赐打

477
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:42,395
大人 用不用打大力点 

478
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:49,196
你可真会拍马屁 反正刘公公要招兵买马

479
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:50,959
好 你们跟我来

480
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,233
多谢大人 君宝 我们走

481
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:57,719
你真的要走 

482
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:02,435
我不走

483
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:06,273
等我发财了 一定回来找你

484
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:09,559
天宝

485
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:11,752
你好好保重啊

486
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,078
希望你洁身自爱

488
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,756
你喝这么多很伤身体的

489
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:31,159
小冬瓜  有些事你想忘掉就越忘不掉

490
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:34,951
你不会明白的 总之一醉解千愁

491
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:41,830
天宝呢 

492
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,949
你看看我的遭遇 还想找男人呀 

493
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:46,679
我又没说喜欢他

494
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:50,031
不打自招 喝酒

495
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,754
喝这么多 你当是茶 

496
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,030
就是茶也没人这样喝法的

497
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:56,309
喂 别再喝啦

499
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:00,952
碎了 没得喝啦

500
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:05,119
小伙子 人生失意须尽欢 难得糊涂呀 喝了

502
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:10,794
哇 你又来啦

503
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:12,635
你这样喝 喝死你呀

504
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:14,154
不关你的事

505
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:17,952
打累了就会停手的

507
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,955
幸好我还有 也不知道帮谁好

508
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:26,678
放手 这条命是我的 我想怎样就怎样

509
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:29,633
打啊 继续打啊

510
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:32,155
全部打烂就没得喝了 我帮你

511
00:34:37,720 --> 00:34:38,675
你冷静一点好不好 

512
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:41,030
张君宝 你该放手了吧 

513
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:46,239
不要打啦

514
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:52,953
你冷静一点

515
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:56,437
过去的一切只是人生的点缀 而不是一种负担

516
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:59,155
你再这样下去 受伤害的是你自已

517
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:22,874
哎 你在这里玩什么

518
00:35:24,240 --> 00:35:26,708
我在悟道啊 道家的道理是圆的

519
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:29,070
太阳是圆的 月亮也是圆的

520
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:31,714
所以做人也要圆滑一点才好

521
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:35,076
谁是老板 

522
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:37,035
快滚出来

523
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:41,674
几位大人 这么早呀 

524
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:42,676
又来收税呀

525
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:44,074
进来坐会儿 吃点东西啊

526
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:45,799
废话 快交税

527
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,638
前几天我们已经交过啦

528
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:50,388
前几天你也吃饭了 那你今天还吃 

529
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:53,592
现在刘公公扩充军备 要征收军人服装税

530
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:57,554
出入平安税安居乐业税 佛笑楼要交五百两

531
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,479
五百两 那你干脆去抢好了

532
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:02,079
你是不是在搞反朝廷活动 

533
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:04,316
朝廷也要讲道理啊

534
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:09,350
小不忍则乱大谋呀

535
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:12,632
谁身上有刀 谁就能大声说话

536
00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:16,470
吃下去

537
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:19,670
忍一下

539
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:30,031
看他那傻样 

540
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:33,831
不好呀 这里出事会连累很多弟兄的

541
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,391
如果没钱 没关系

542
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:38,113
只要跪下给我磕三十个响头

543
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:40,835
我可以考虑过几天收你的税

544
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:43,316
跪呀 还不跪 

545
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:48,750
跪下 跪下

546
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:50,229
跪下

547
00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:53,559
你再不跪就是反抗朝廷

548
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,478
我把你们全部拉去斩首示众

549
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:57,916
我忍不住了

550
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:00,919
吃包了

552
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:05,954
你要造反 我把你们全部就地正法

553
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:09,315
去死

554
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,999
把门关上 一个都别让他们跑了

555
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,714
罪过 怎么杀这么多人呀 

556
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:24,478
打铁的 你去把这些尸首处理掉

557
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:33,359
快把他抓回来 让他跑了我们就死定啦

558
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:38,918
总不能让你倒着走

559
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:41,158
你吃草 我吃斋 大家也算同道 帮我一次忙吧

560
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:48,949
糟啦 快到军营啦

561
00:38:49,240 --> 00:38:50,559
马大哥 你行行好 快点追嘛

562
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:52,798
追不到的话 佛笑楼就惨啦

563
00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:55,470
什么事呀 税吏大人

564
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:58,958
佛笑楼那批人想要造反 我现在去禀告刘公公

565
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:00,355
快帮我拦住他

566
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,149
遵命

567
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,152
我帮你把他杀啦

568
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:14,270
我跟你说过了 佛笑楼都不是好人 现在连官兵也杀

569
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,228
我觉得他们挺有正义感啊

570
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:18,632
我是兵 你是贼 早晚会碰头的

571
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:19,511
不会的

572
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:23,113
天宝 你在军营的生活怎么样呀 

573
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:29,152
还好 只有我欺侮人 没人敢欺侮我啊

574
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:33,474
你呢 我还是喜欢小时候的生活 每天无忧无虑

575
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:35,955
有个豆沙包吃 我就很开心啦

576
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:39,634
君宝 不要怀念过去

577
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:41,871
摆在眼前的

578
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:44,958
才是现实 我一定要争取

579
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:54,555
怎样才能让马跑得更快呢 

580
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:55,830
那还不简单

581
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,634
我命由我不由天

582
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:29,955
这次我们教场比武的目的

583
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,953
就是要从八个副刀统当中

584
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:35,919
选出一个武功最好的来做正刀统

585
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:38,111
现在比武开始

586
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:58,716
公公 在下虽然胜出但为了服众

587
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:01,115
我愿意接受任何人的挑战

588
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:04,233
公公 小人董天宝敢请刀统指教

589
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:08,234
请

590
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:36,957
心狠手辣

591
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:38,593
我会警告他

592
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:52,469
公公

593
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:54,475
解散

594
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:07,955
以下犯上 小卒该怎么当都不懂

595
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:12,352
我还想提拔你但你现在犯了众怒

596
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:14,198
在军营里也很难立足

597
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,356
还好公公不计较

598
00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:19,630
公公

599
00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:23,277
是我太急躁 但我不甘心只当个小兵

600
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:25,948
请再给我一次机会 我一定好好表现的

601
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:30,196
那我就等着看你有什么好表现

602
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:39,232
秋雪姐姐 你以后可以在这里当酒保呀

603
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:42,040
好呀 有酒喝 不过我不会再发酒疯了

604
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:45,395
君宝呢 我看可以当伙计

605
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:46,390
好啊

606
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:49,160
那洗茅房你干不干呀 好没问题

607
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,715
帮我洗内衣内裤好不好呀 好

608
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:53,672
臭道士还要洗内衣裤啊 

609
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:57,792
臭死了 笑什么 有什么好笑的 

610
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:01,715
天宝 你怎么回来啦 

611
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:03,639
不要说那么多 快点走啊

612
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:05,639
上次你们偷刘公公的钱

613
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:07,872
还有杀税吏的事 已经泄漏啦

614
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:10,116
刘公公很气愤 要带人来杀光你们

615
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:13,634
那我们快走吧 你们走先 我进去把证据烧了

616
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:16,035
你小心呀 快走 走

617
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:26,359
进去抓人  是 

618
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:27,876
老板呀

619
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:30,953
是不是你杀了我的税吏 

620
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:34,038
阉贼 你欺凌百姓 想杀就杀

621
00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:42,356
老板 你安息吧

622
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:45,272
上天一定要保佑我们

623
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:48,474
岂有此理 老板的血绝不能白流

624
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:51,752
明天我就单枪匹马 冲进刘公公的军营 把他碎尸万段

625
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:54,714
你没计划怎么能做成大事呢 

626
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:56,592
上次没有计划也杀了很多人啊

627
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:59,598
这次我们人单势孤 怎么跟那十万大军斗 

628
00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:03,595
常听你们说有些志同道合之士也反对刘公公

629
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:05,358
可不可以想办法联络他们呢 

630
00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:07,275
我打头阵

631
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:09,433
好 我来做内应

632
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,797
过两天大部分的军队都过河操练

633
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,638
这是杀刘公公的最好机会

634
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:17,230
在这段时间你们去联络所有反对刘公公的志士

635
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:20,193
嗯 我们里应外合 杀他个措手不及

636
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:21,634
对 大家分头去准备

637
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:23,156
天宝

638
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:24,790
小心点

639
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:44,710
过去

640
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:56,155
谁啊 

641
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:00,634
是我

642
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:02,712
刚刚撒完尿 没事的 

643
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:04,956
我们也尿急 一块尿吧 好呀

644
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:10,836
好紧张呀 我也想尿尿

645
00:45:12,720 --> 00:45:14,597
正事要紧