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不是不錯的女人

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但又有點狡猾

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從很久前開始我和這個
叫島田的傢伙就沒有喜歡過同一個東西

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島田喜歡射亂Q的時候我喜歡大澤健

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島田喜歡灌藍高手的時候我喜歡INACHIO

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島田喜歡酒井法子的時候我喜歡鈴木蘭蘭

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島田喜歡ネプチユーン的時候我喜歡的是鋼管舞
風馬牛不相及

8
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我們興趣不合
但不知為何會成為交情匪淺的朋友

9
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啊  無聊

10
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我討厭的歌曲卻讓大家這麼鬧騰
真的是太無聊了

11
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對了  島田  我這麼低落還不是因為你

12
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我還挺喜歡島田的呢

13
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能快點遇到喜歡的人嗎

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去死吧

15
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所有的人都去死吧

16
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阿籐阿籐

17
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那之後就沒和五日再聯繫

18
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那種事

19
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可以的哦

20
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連那種事都做了

21
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事先聲明一下我不是處女

22
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不是處女  那是誰下的手啊

23
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喂  五日你和誰做的啊

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小宮山夏樹

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第三話〈戀愛總如幻〉

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神  來了的啊

27
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誰  剛剛那是誰

28
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15歲的我

29
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神  來了啊

30
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去那裡了嗎  做了嗎  和那個女人睡了嗎

31
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算吧

32
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啊  厲害厲害

33
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和那個人做的感覺怎麼樣  怎麼樣啊

34
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那個人不是我的初夜對象

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不是的嗎

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只是  和初夜有很大的關係

37
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那個人是

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我人生中最喜歡的女人

39
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詳細告訴我啊

40
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知道是地獄  不知道也是地獄啊

41
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這裡是那裡啊  好冷

42
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來了

43
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那是誰啊

44
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是我

45
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那時的我胖得像頭豬  對什麼都很厭倦

46
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對自己很胖  對自己還是處男都很厭倦

47
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還是覺得自己活著沒有一點價值

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一個人呆在房裡

49
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滿嘴嘟嚷著想死啊  想死啊

50
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雖然如此一事無成的我只能孤身一人
在這黑暗寒冷的道路上前行來釋放壓力

51
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要死了啊

52
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說不定那樣還好呢

53
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讓開讓開讓開

54
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你沒事吧

55
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我沒事  你呢

56
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沒事  的

57
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好疼

58
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沒事嗎  腳骨折了嗎

59
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沒有沒有

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好疼

61
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坐上來吧

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走吧  我帶你

63
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沒事沒事  真的沒事的  我還好

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無所謂啦  快點上來

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是

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抓緊我

67
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手好好抓住腰啦

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是

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抱歉抱歉  我太重了

70
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搞什麼啊  厲害啊  簡直就是拍電視了

71
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趕緊接著放啊  喂  趕緊的

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太好了  沒有骨折

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嗯  是

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那麼我就告辭了

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再見

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啊  傘

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好像忘記傘了

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剛剛那把

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我很健忘的  傘啊手機啊很容易忘的

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我很不像活的

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再見  晚安

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那個

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傘我幫你拾起來  能告訴我聯繫地點嗎

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不用的不用的

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不  感覺我有點責任的

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請多保重

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那個  我有寫博客的  可以的話有空請看看

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那個  你搜索DONGOTSUGON就能找到

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DONGOTSU

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HITORUSU

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那麼  我去看看

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晚安

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哇  太好了  利害啊

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以後怎麼樣了  小宮山夏樹  還有聯繫嗎

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去一週後

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沒有啊  沒有反應啊

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(字幕:此處鏡頭因故快進, 內容十分有趣, 所以請自行查看 ~by 桃花期劇組)

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來了嗎

99
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這個是夏樹打來的嗎

100
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那麼  見一面吧  那把傘閃其實也挺可惜的

101
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晚上好

102
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對不起  謝謝你了

103
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那麼  我要A類的

104
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來東京5年  雖然見到了許多可愛的女孩子

105
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但是我一直以為與我無緣

106
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認為不可能會有人和我約會或者交往

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但是  如果能這麼交往的話

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會很有趣的吧

109
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那個  我去一下廁所

110
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怎麼了

111
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那個  我真的很高興

112
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沒有女人對我這麼好過

113
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那個  我  不行媽

114
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那個啊

115
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我  一年前訂婚了

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結果被放鴿子了  因為自己的原因

117
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雖然不是自暴自棄
但現在真的沒有和男人交往的心情

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所以  對不起了

119
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那  我回去了

120
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再玩吧

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再見

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那個  夏樹小姐

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不  那個  最後能擁抱我一下嗎

124
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我喜歡你  夏樹小姐  喜歡你

125
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不是才剛剛認識的嗎

126
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但我就是喜歡你  喜歡你

127
00:12:57,810 --> 00:13:01,513
籐本君  太緊了  很難受的

128
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對不起

129
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那個  我要減肥  我知道現在的我根本不行的

130
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我會不吃東西的

131
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油炸食品  餃子  拉麵  烤肉

132
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還有奶油什麼的  我都不吃了

133
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我會堅持到20  不  30歲

134
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然後  如果瘦受下來的話  能再跟我見面嗎

135
00:13:35,140 --> 00:13:41,078
那麼  我們應該能再見的吧

136
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是

137
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哇  沒結束啊  沒結束啊

138
00:13:52,821 --> 00:13:54,422
這不是剛開始嗎

139
00:13:54,922 --> 00:13:57,691
這才是我夢想的東京愛情故事

140
00:13:58,091 --> 00:14:00,593
什麼時候你再見到小宮山夏樹的啊

141
00:14:03,863 --> 00:14:10,968
這是我的悲劇  不  地獄的開端

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阿籐

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島田

144
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你瘦了啊  其實還不如說回到以前呢

145
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是啊

146
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:43,609
這邊這邊

147
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ROPINKU

148
00:15:47,312 --> 00:15:48,346
ROPINKU

149
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你好

150
00:15:52,450 --> 00:15:58,154
你就是DONKOTSU君嗎  超瘦的啊

151
00:15:58,354 --> 00:15:59,789
對不起  我來晚了

152
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不不  你好棒啊  DONKOTSU君

153
00:16:04,726 --> 00:16:07,595
我是小宮山夏樹  這是我姐姐原樹

154
00:16:07,762 --> 00:16:10,864
我是原樹  你就是DONKOTSU啊

155
00:16:11,064 --> 00:16:14,400
初次見面  那個  這是我的髮小

156
00:16:14,567 --> 00:16:19,505
我是島田  和阿籐有20年的交情了
請多指教

157
00:16:19,705 --> 00:16:20,639
請多指教

158
00:16:21,006 --> 00:16:21,706
請多指教

159
00:16:22,841 --> 00:16:25,943
你的手好大啊  我喜歡手大的人

160
00:16:26,143 --> 00:16:27,177
你有女朋友嗎

161
00:16:27,511 --> 00:16:28,745
還沒結婚呢

162
00:16:28,945 --> 00:16:31,748
什麼啊  DONKOTSU  你帶個單身的來啊

163
00:16:32,015 --> 00:16:32,782
對不起

164
00:16:33,182 --> 00:16:35,517
但是訂婚了也就跟單身差不多了

165
00:16:35,718 --> 00:16:37,853
說什麼呢  搞不懂啊

166
00:16:38,787 --> 00:16:40,054
我們先喝杯酒吧

167
00:16:41,122 --> 00:16:42,390
你不喝酒的吧

168
00:16:45,292 --> 00:16:46,393
要哪個呢

169
00:16:48,127 --> 00:16:50,563
很可愛啊  你要加油啊

170
00:16:53,398 --> 00:16:59,170
這點就只有我和阿籐知道了

171
00:16:59,336 --> 00:17:01,505
沒帶回家裡就丟了  事吧

172
00:17:01,705 --> 00:17:02,873
什麼啊  我不知道的

173
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,977
果然幸好帶島田來了

174
00:17:08,176 --> 00:17:13,146
還在老家的時候就注意到我自己一個人說話會很無聊

175
00:17:14,382 --> 00:17:15,249
真不錯啊

176
00:17:15,683 --> 00:17:17,584
島田真是不錯啊

177
00:17:17,885 --> 00:17:22,188
但是  夏樹答應過要和我約會的事情呢

178
00:17:23,623 --> 00:17:28,827
嗯  誒  夏樹不是不能喝嗎

179
00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:30,661
你喝的挺多的啊

180
00:17:30,895 --> 00:17:34,164
沒關係的  高興嘛

181
00:17:34,331 --> 00:17:36,733
不行  你不能喝酒

182
00:17:36,933 --> 00:17:40,369
沒關係的拉  為什麼啊  老姐

183
00:17:40,569 --> 00:17:42,104
好啦好啦  我給你喝

184
00:17:42,304 --> 00:17:45,440
謝謝  島田人好好啊

185
00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:47,308
夏樹很能喝的啊

186
00:17:47,508 --> 00:17:48,576
可以的嗎

187
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,110
好喝

188
00:17:57,149 --> 00:17:58,450
你大便了嗎

189
00:18:00,485 --> 00:18:02,821
你確實喝醉了啊  夏樹

190
00:18:03,721 --> 00:18:06,323
好像的吧  好了嗎

191
00:18:06,490 --> 00:18:07,458
嗯

192
00:18:14,597 --> 00:18:18,133
島田君你人真的不錯

193
00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:23,971
你和女朋友不是那麼興趣合得來的吧

194
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:27,507
啊  什麼意思啊

195
00:18:34,312 --> 00:18:37,548
對了  雖然我不知道你覺得籐本是什麼樣的人

196
00:18:38,349 --> 00:18:40,651
但是如果只是玩玩的話可以停止嗎

197
00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:45,788
他這是第一次這麼拼命追一個女孩子

198
00:18:53,161 --> 00:18:54,395
雖然你沒看到

199
00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:02,502
你在聽嗎

200
00:19:10,074 --> 00:19:13,811
等等

201
00:19:21,670 --> 00:19:26,541
我好高興啊  夏樹太有趣了

202
00:19:27,642 --> 00:19:29,743
島田你好慢啊

203
00:19:29,943 --> 00:19:31,111
抱歉抱歉

204
00:19:34,514 --> 00:19:37,616
你沒事吧  臉色好差啊

205
00:19:37,883 --> 00:19:38,684
真的嗎

206
00:19:38,951 --> 00:19:39,851
沒事的嗎

207
00:19:40,085 --> 00:19:41,286
沒事沒事

208
00:19:42,153 --> 00:19:43,821
夏樹也好慢啊

209
00:19:49,559 --> 00:19:51,828
你也喝吧  我都這樣了

210
00:19:58,867 --> 00:20:00,535
夏樹

211
00:20:03,737 --> 00:20:10,376
姊姊  我又做了

212
00:20:10,609 --> 00:20:13,445
所以說了不讓你喝的嘛

213
00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:16,247
我真差勁啊

214
00:20:17,748 --> 00:20:21,852
那時我根本不知道出了這種事

215
00:20:22,085 --> 00:20:24,954
結果都沒有提約會的事

216
00:20:27,022 --> 00:20:30,225
第二天  夏樹給我發了短訊

217
00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:33,995
我果然不行啊

218
00:20:34,195 --> 00:20:35,362
再也不喝酒了

219
00:20:35,596 --> 00:20:37,231
我沒有生活的資格

220
00:20:37,531 --> 00:20:40,133
給你添麻煩了  對不起

221
00:20:42,235 --> 00:20:46,305
(不  我也醉得很厲害的)

222
00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:48,807
(比起這個我們說好要約會的吧)

223
00:20:48,973 --> 00:20:52,843
(我真的為能和夏樹約會很拼命的)

224
00:20:53,077 --> 00:20:55,712
(謝謝誇獎)

225
00:21:10,057 --> 00:21:14,661
(是啊  如果這樣不守信的話簡直就是失去做人的資格了)

226
00:21:15,161 --> 00:21:16,829
(了解  我們約會吧)

227
00:21:18,764 --> 00:21:23,401
能見面了  我們兩個能單獨見面了

228
00:23:05,016 --> 00:23:09,119
好吃  好久沒吃豬肉了啊

229
00:23:09,286 --> 00:23:10,186
這個太好吃了

230
00:23:10,453 --> 00:23:12,688
已經不是同類相殘了啊

231
00:23:13,089 --> 00:23:14,256
久等了

232
00:23:18,193 --> 00:23:20,561
你已經喝的很多了

233
00:23:22,029 --> 00:23:24,665
感覺今天很想喝酒啊

234
00:23:32,838 --> 00:23:34,673
果然好喝啊

235
00:23:48,951 --> 00:23:50,452
-打擾一下  -是

236
00:23:50,852 --> 00:23:52,520
給我生啤

237
00:23:53,154 --> 00:23:57,291
不  特奎拉吧  給我一個特奎拉

238
00:23:59,059 --> 00:24:02,295
等等  真的要啊

239
00:24:02,495 --> 00:24:06,732
不  只是  會不會跟上次一樣啊

240
00:24:06,965 --> 00:24:08,266
跟上次一樣

241
00:24:08,633 --> 00:24:11,869
變成那樣  會不會很麻煩啊

242
00:24:15,672 --> 00:24:18,274
是啊

243
00:24:22,878 --> 00:24:24,979
不能回家了

244
00:24:27,014 --> 00:24:30,584
乾脆別喝了吧

245
00:24:38,924 --> 00:24:39,858
喝吧

246
00:24:45,229 --> 00:24:49,466
那樣的話  就住我家吧

247
00:25:00,408 --> 00:25:02,810
那麼  走吧

248
00:25:06,646 --> 00:25:08,247
幸世君的家

249
00:25:13,585 --> 00:25:16,120
風變得很冷啊

250
00:25:19,690 --> 00:25:23,493
這是把我吹向勝利的順風啊

251
00:25:31,099 --> 00:25:33,034
沒事的  我能行

252
00:25:33,301 --> 00:25:35,870
這麼萬全  沒有一點不對勁

253
00:25:36,070 --> 00:25:38,672
今天  27歲的我

254
00:25:39,239 --> 00:25:41,708
要結束處男了

255
00:25:45,911 --> 00:25:48,747
啊  這是什麼啊

256
00:25:51,682 --> 00:25:53,584
這個很久之前就有了

257
00:25:53,817 --> 00:25:56,720
招牌是不是有點不良啊

258
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:59,288
裡面呢

259
00:25:59,589 --> 00:26:01,790
我不知道的  雖然離我住的地方很近

260
00:26:02,024 --> 00:26:03,558
但一次都沒有去過

261
00:26:03,825 --> 00:26:05,793
是嗎  你是處男啊

262
00:26:06,928 --> 00:26:09,730
是啊是啊  喂

263
00:26:12,966 --> 00:26:15,968
那麼  要進去嗎

264
00:26:16,168 --> 00:26:22,240
不  不  這裡嗎

265
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:23,808
沒事的沒事的

266
00:26:24,775 --> 00:26:30,180
比起家裡  這裡做起來更輕鬆  好吧

267
00:26:32,648 --> 00:26:34,116
等等

268
00:26:34,817 --> 00:26:37,953
誒  我還沒有問呢

269
00:26:38,186 --> 00:26:43,090
你覺得我怎麼樣  喂  夏樹

270
00:26:47,627 --> 00:26:49,395
雖然那之後已經過了2年

271
00:26:50,229 --> 00:26:53,632
但我是能夠忘記嗎

272
00:27:09,011 --> 00:27:13,247
不是  不是不能忘記

273
00:27:17,284 --> 00:27:20,186
喂  DONKOTSU君

274
00:27:23,622 --> 00:27:28,760
你是不上一直都沒方向我

275
00:27:29,727 --> 00:27:34,231
該不會是一直在逃避我吧

276
00:27:35,499 --> 00:27:37,000
不是忘不了

277
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:41,637
是這個女人讓我忘不了她

278
00:27:43,572 --> 00:27:47,642
我之後還有這種事嗎  DONKOTSU君

279
00:27:47,909 --> 00:27:50,444
我是被你甩了吧

280
00:27:50,711 --> 00:27:53,680
你不是能讓人好好喜歡的女人

281
00:27:53,947 --> 00:27:57,550
我至今沒有真心喜歡過一個男人

282
00:27:57,750 --> 00:28:00,552
喜歡的話就期待啊  期待你能喜歡我

283
00:28:00,719 --> 00:28:02,887
這個  你想吃什麼啊

284
00:28:03,087 --> 00:28:05,689
喜歡你  現在還是喜歡你