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哎喲

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真煩

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討厭 你幹嘛

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如果不聽話 我就宰了妳

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幹嘛

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要不要去玩

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真的嗎

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我來囉

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你搞什麼啊

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天哪 好帥

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要不要去我們常去的店喝酒

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我沒意見 你說呢

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我可沒錢

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沒關係

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我真的只有一千塊

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才一千? 你可真窮

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那你有多少
你今天身上有錢嗎

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我有二百二十五塊

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對不起 改天吧

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真遺憾

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你搞屁啊

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先生

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要不要去我們常去的店喝酒
把我們當凱子啊

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不要走 陪在我身邊

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一共十八萬六千

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十...十八萬?

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對 本店消費很貴的

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這酒多少錢

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一瓶二萬

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太貴了吧

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我早說過了 本店消費很貴

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聽懂了沒有

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歡迎光臨本銀行

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拿出來 否則怎麼領錢
是

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滾吧

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歡迎下次再度光臨本店

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好可怕噢 嚇死人囉

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要不要去喝酒

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去我們常去的店

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不要...

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好燙...

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要來池袋玩 可得小心點

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對不起
就是啊

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拜拜...

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好耶 漂亮 誠誠贏了

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小鬼 你們輸了 快付錢

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這樣不公平

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誰說不公平 我們已經手下留情了

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我頭都昏了 還給你

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一共八千

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再不付錢我可要開扁了

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五四三二一 交錢

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可惡

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去死

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(全倒 恭喜!)

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幹嘛

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你剛才有偷看我吧

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我才沒有

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好吧

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那是你做的嗎

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對呀

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IWGP是什麼東西

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國際 鯨魚 保護 計劃

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猜錯了

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國際鯨魚?

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國際 摔角 大賽

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聰明...又錯了

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為什麼會是鯨魚

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不然就是巖手縣頑固筆友

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你少亂猜了

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鯨魚應該是K才對吧

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是池袋西口公園啦

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池袋West Gate Park, I.W.G.P

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怎麼 你不服氣嗎?

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不敢

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West Gate Park 夠酷

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不用假惺惺了

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＜第一集 草莓篇＞

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過來...

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他們是混哪裡的

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是所澤一族

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這樣啊

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聽說他們打著G男孩的名號 到處招搖撞騙

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您看要怎麼辦

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你喜歡三公釐, 六公釐 還是九公釐

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那就三公釐

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三公釐是吧

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不要剃成三公釐

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救命啊

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慘了 又是G男孩

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為什麼

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他們從不付錢, 不換鞋子 還偷保齡球

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你說什麼

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我說...您球打得好

95
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可以馬上打嗎? 我們有二十人左右

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呃...不...可以

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到底是可以還是不可以

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你們聽著 給我乖乖換鞋子

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阿誠 你不想活了嗎
安啦

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白癡

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你想怎樣

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住手

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誠誠 好久不見

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怎麼 原來你們認識

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我們是高工的同學
這樣啊

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他是我的好朋友 不准你們動他

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別看他現在斯文 發起飆來兇得很咧

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請多指教

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各位好

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我做了一張新名片

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請

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有打電話給我

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King?

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不是國王的意思噢 是金恩牧師的金恩

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(立刻回家 老媽)

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真煩

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有什麼好看的 快把我放開

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那你們怎會被綁在這裡

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我說過了 是G男孩搞的

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那就愛莫能助了

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你說什麼 放我下來

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痛不痛啊 痛嗎

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怎麼這麼慢 害我參加講習都快遲到了

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妳又要去老鼠會嗎

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才不是呢 這是新型的直銷商法

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快去換衣服 替我看店

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先給我飯吃

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我弄好了

129
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今天如果又是炒麵 我就扁死妳

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才不是呢

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少來了 我在五十公尺外 就聞到炒麵的味道了

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才不是炒麵呢 是炒飯

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我真的要扁死妳

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給我一盒草莓

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快點 客人上門了

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原來是妳啊 千秋

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你這什麼態度

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大嬸 妳看

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(池袋西街性感男性排行榜)

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哎喲 你又是第一名耶

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我看看

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年齡寫錯了 我已經二十了

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從第二名以下全都是牛郎

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拜託饒了我吧

145
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我們店裡還有誠誠後援隊呢

146
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如果想玩 我們店裡給你半價

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那你去玩一玩吧

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老太婆 妳這樣也配當媽啊

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咦 千秋妳瘦了

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連咪咪都變小了

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別走 我介紹一種魔術胸罩給妳

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不用了 我得趕快回店裡

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一分鐘就好

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一二三四 你這是什麼姿勢

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喂 我是阿誠

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誠哥嗎 我們老大找你

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誠誠 今天傍晚有空嗎

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抱歉 我要看店

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以前學校有個山井
你還記得嗎

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就是打死杜賓犬的山井

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去死...

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我的阿櫻 阿櫻

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賭輸的傢伙去給我買麵包來

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去啊 去啊

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你夠了沒有

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對不起

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聽說他到處放話 不把G男孩老大放在眼裡

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真的嗎

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可惜我已不是從前的我了

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所以五點要拜託你 過來當見證人

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還有十五秒

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我還沒說開始呢

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可以了 住手 我叫你住手

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山井弟弟

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去給我買麵包來

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那就八點半在池袋貓頭鷹前

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我儘量趕過去

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你可以帶朋友一起來

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妳放心 一個人三萬

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好吧 待會見 拜拜

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妳要不要去

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我看亂詭異的

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只要去唱卡拉OK 就可以賺三萬耶

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對不起 我沒興趣

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00:14:08,089 --> 00:14:11,960
結果我跟那男的三個月就分手了

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為什麼

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太溫柔的男生 我反而會受不了

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這樣啊

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對方若不直接指出我的缺點

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我反而不喜歡

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我可以理解

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可以關燈了吧

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00:15:04,646 --> 00:15:09,351
那我就來糾正妳的缺點吧

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算了  浪費時間

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救命

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00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,465
昨晚十點過後

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就在這池袋西口的賓館

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一位年輕女性慘遭毆打 還被勒住脖子導致昏迷

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好可怕

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有人在嗎

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你去

202
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妳自己去

203
00:16:16,084 --> 00:16:19,020
不要 人家正在看電視

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00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:23,825
吉岡 你怎麼一早就來了

205
00:16:23,825 --> 00:16:26,494
不准直接喊我名字

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豐明町派出所的濱口 你認識吧

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00:16:31,065 --> 00:16:32,700
嗨

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00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:37,739
濱口 昨天公園有人打架吧

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00:16:37,739 --> 00:16:38,840
對

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00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:42,710
當時這個人也在現場吧

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濱口你這傢伙

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好痛

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不准直接喊名字
你幹嘛打我

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你可別小看警察

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00:16:50,752 --> 00:16:52,654
這次再捅紕漏 可不是送少年隊了

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00:16:52,654 --> 00:16:54,856
我看今天就別追究了

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00:16:54,856 --> 00:16:56,257
您不是濱口先生嗎

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我還以為你不來了 怎麼跑來辦公事

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今天我很忙

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00:17:01,196 --> 00:17:05,633
要不要玩 千秋在店裡 她今天到現在還是處女

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真的嗎

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00:17:07,001 --> 00:17:08,603
你在執勤耶

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00:17:08,603 --> 00:17:10,038
今天就別追究了嘛

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00:17:10,038 --> 00:17:11,706
早場優待一萬塊

225
00:17:11,706 --> 00:17:13,408
給我一萬 我就當沒看過你

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00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:14,309
你想勒索嗎

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00:17:14,309 --> 00:17:15,076
我明天就還你

228
00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:22,417
好了 你去吧
好

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00:17:26,788 --> 00:17:28,356
這是便衣埋伏辦案

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可是他還穿著制服耶

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00:17:31,025 --> 00:17:36,331
他很愛千秋 這是情不自禁

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他雖然身為警察 畢竟也是個人

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我也一樣

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對了 律子呢

235
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拜託你別喊我媽喊得這麼親熱

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律子

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你聽到沒有

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吉岡先生 今天要買什麼

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我要買甜柚

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好

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阿誠最近表現如何

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還是讓人成天操心

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吉岡先生 你就等於是他爸

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說什麼爸爸 不敢當

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哎喲 好有男子氣概

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律子 我看妳乾脆把兒子交給我管教

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你胡說什麼

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你也高中畢業了

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跟我一起維護東京治安吧

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可以提昇你的氣質噢

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我聽都聽膩了

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這孩子也能當警察嗎

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當警察跟被警察逮補 其實差不多

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不行 這孩子還是在室男

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這不相干吧 妳怎麼知道

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是我告訴你媽的
你亂說什麼

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聽說你國中時 去街角那家泰國浴送香瓜

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順便開葷了? 性感小帥哥

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我要出去了

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喂 我是阿誠

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三百十一元

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你看啦

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他己經偷了五本

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真是壞小孩

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我們是警察

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給我錢 我就不說出去
別跑

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別跑

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這全都是你畫的嗎

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為什麼都是死人

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你囉唆什麼

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本來就是嘛

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你看這張還有毒蛇貫穿身體 有夠變態

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我也不知道

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這樣啊

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上學好玩嗎

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一點也不

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很漂亮吧

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我畫的女生很漂亮吧

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你該回家了吧

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我們不要你的錢了

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你聽到沒有

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有你在這 害我們的泡妞功力都減半了

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你在畫什麼

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多少錢

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幫我畫一張要多少錢

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說啊 你怎麼不說話

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對不起 他對活生生的女人沒興趣

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你在說什麼 我聽不懂

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你是他的保鑣嗎

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請妳們走開 這樣他沒法專心畫畫

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奇怪 這人怎麼超級惡劣
就是嘛

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拜託妳別這樣說話 沒看他都嚇到了

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如果請他幫妳畫畫 會被殺掉噢

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你看 好棒噢

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超級像耶 真的畫得好像
就是啊

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妳叫什麼名字

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我叫理香

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我叫小光

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拿去吧

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拿去吧

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謝謝

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一人三千塊

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搞定

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不會吧

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誰跟你說笑 一個人一萬

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快交錢

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好厲害 職業水準

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這傢伙是保齡球天才

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妳們可以回家了, 晚安

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好, 我們去玩個痛快吧

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好耶

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走吧

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那人想幹嘛

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跟我較量一下吧

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看到你打球 讓我也手癢

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陪我打一局吧

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走啦 別理他

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如果你贏了 這個給你

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BMW耶

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如果你贏了呢

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這個嘛

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那你今晚就當導遊 陪我逛池袋

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這算什麼

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帥呆了

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跟他拼了 如果你贏了 我們任你處置

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小光妳瘋啦

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拼了 是男人就跟他較量

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我看妳腦袋有毛病

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贏了 可以弄到BMW耶

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真煩

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那我只打一局

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那我先來

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真遜

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那我們走了

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拜拜 歐吉桑...

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橫山先生

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開夠了嗎

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你不是來還車的嗎

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00:24:03,217 --> 00:24:04,919
我幹嘛還給你

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我是要問你 車子怎麼辦過戶

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奇怪, 你怎麼知道我的名字

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看你的車檢證就知道了

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你的車檢七月就到期了

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是嗎

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到時還要代辦過戶 給我一張名片

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我現在沒帶在身上

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這樣嗎

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你真的要把車送給我

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對 這是約定

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可是我們今天才剛認識

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你煩不煩 我說送你就送你

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你住在哪裡

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中村橋

354
00:24:47,628 --> 00:24:49,931
那走路也到得了囉

355
00:24:49,931 --> 00:24:51,866
走不到啦

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可以啦, 沿著鐵軌走就行了

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00:24:54,268 --> 00:24:58,406
我又不是窮學生 我會自己叫計程車

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原來你身上還有錢

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讓我上車

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好吧 那你等一下

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嘿咻...

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這給你騎 不過輪胎爆胎了

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00:25:30,938 --> 00:25:34,809
好

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00:25:36,043 --> 00:25:38,746
那你快下車啊

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好

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阿誠

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00:25:46,187 --> 00:25:49,023
下次我會再向你挑戰

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那你最好多練習一下

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好

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00:25:58,432 --> 00:26:03,371
咦 他怎麼知道我的名字

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00:26:04,939 --> 00:26:11,412
我們是日本第一 世界第一

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(兒童動物園)

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接著我們要去哪裡

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00:26:30,865 --> 00:26:32,633
不告訴妳

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00:26:32,633 --> 00:26:36,837
我來教你比偷書 更容易賺錢的方法

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00:26:37,605 --> 00:26:41,142
你看 只有最後一排 顏色不一樣吧

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真的耶

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00:26:42,209 --> 00:26:43,344
那是我動的手腳

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00:26:43,344 --> 00:26:44,879
什麼意思

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突擊

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00:26:52,586 --> 00:26:53,487
怎麼辦

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00:26:53,487 --> 00:26:55,156
好像蠻好玩的 走吧

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00:27:03,230 --> 00:27:04,365
(千秋)

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妳們嚇到了嗎

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00:27:14,675 --> 00:27:16,577
沒想到你們真的敢偷

386
00:27:16,577 --> 00:27:17,945
你們常做這種事嗎

387
00:27:17,945 --> 00:27:20,247
到此為止還很簡單 問題是接著怎麼辦

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00:27:20,247 --> 00:27:22,450
看我的

389
00:27:23,184 --> 00:27:25,586
你沒有鑰匙嗎

390
00:27:25,586 --> 00:27:26,587
沒有

391
00:27:26,587 --> 00:27:27,488
搞什麼啊

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00:27:27,488 --> 00:27:29,123
妳看著就對了

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00:27:31,092 --> 00:27:31,892
開了嗎

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00:27:31,892 --> 00:27:32,760
鐵絲掉了

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00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:35,196
笨蛋

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00:27:35,196 --> 00:27:35,963
好痛

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00:27:35,963 --> 00:27:38,532
快撈起來
撈不起來了啦

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00:27:38,532 --> 00:27:40,167
搞什麼嘛 渾蛋

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00:27:40,167 --> 00:27:43,404
去你的

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00:28:05,059 --> 00:28:06,994
對不起 真是遺憾

401
00:28:06,994 --> 00:28:10,231
不 正好運動一下 笑得也很過癮

402
00:28:10,231 --> 00:28:11,165
對不起

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00:28:11,165 --> 00:28:12,399
你們肚子餓不餓

404
00:28:12,399 --> 00:28:13,734
我餓了

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00:28:19,707 --> 00:28:21,142
嗨 電波呆

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00:28:21,142 --> 00:28:22,977
怎麼又是你們

407
00:28:22,977 --> 00:28:24,478
拜託你囉

408
00:28:24,478 --> 00:28:29,416
萬一被店長發現 一定會把我開除 真是的

409
00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:33,821
他是電波迷 竊聽專家 所以我們叫他電波

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00:28:34,788 --> 00:28:38,893
妳看

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00:28:38,893 --> 00:28:40,461
消失了耶

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00:28:40,461 --> 00:28:42,363
不會吧

413
00:28:42,363 --> 00:28:46,000
快點 這只有二分鐘

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00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,335
這種魚板是誰拿的

415
00:28:48,335 --> 00:28:51,071
你不知道嗎 裡面放了起司 很好吃

416
00:28:51,071 --> 00:28:52,106
真的耶

417
00:28:52,106 --> 00:28:54,141
哇塞 真好吃
沒騙你吧

418
00:28:54,141 --> 00:28:55,209
咦 阿俊呢

419
00:28:55,209 --> 00:28:56,177
大概先回去了吧

420
00:28:56,177 --> 00:28:57,912
那傢伙果然是個乖小孩

421
00:29:07,354 --> 00:29:08,522
你這是幹嘛

422
00:29:09,857 --> 00:29:10,791
這是我偷來的

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00:29:12,293 --> 00:29:14,061
這是什麼

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00:29:18,265 --> 00:29:20,234
這不是池袋貓頭鷹嗎

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00:29:20,234 --> 00:29:21,936
你怎麼弄來的

426
00:29:21,936 --> 00:29:27,241
這下子 可以讓我加入了嗎

427
00:29:27,708 --> 00:29:31,312
笨蛋 你說什麼傻話

428
00:29:31,312 --> 00:29:34,181
這是池袋的精神堡壘

429
00:29:34,181 --> 00:29:38,219
快送回去 豬頭 有夠白癡

430
00:30:03,043 --> 00:30:04,979
誠誠 你的腳有多大

431
00:30:04,979 --> 00:30:06,747
你的腳

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00:30:06,747 --> 00:30:08,282
二十七點五公分

433
00:30:08,282 --> 00:30:09,750
好大

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00:30:09,750 --> 00:30:10,985
妳的腳才大呢

435
00:30:10,985 --> 00:30:12,820
不得了 車站前面在拍戲

436
00:30:12,820 --> 00:30:14,355
真的? 拍誰的戲

437
00:30:14,355 --> 00:30:15,422
拍誰?

438
00:30:15,422 --> 00:30:16,724
川崎麻世
對對對

439
00:30:16,724 --> 00:30:17,391
真的嗎

440
00:30:17,391 --> 00:30:18,626
快去看看
我們走

441
00:30:18,626 --> 00:30:20,661
就在這邊

442
00:30:20,661 --> 00:30:22,396
拜託讓個位子

443
00:30:23,430 --> 00:30:24,598
阿俊你站前面

444
00:30:25,399 --> 00:30:27,034
你看 他過來了

445
00:30:27,034 --> 00:30:28,402
真的耶

446
00:30:28,402 --> 00:30:31,839
辛苦了

447
00:30:32,773 --> 00:30:36,010
真的是麻世 好帥噢

448
00:30:36,010 --> 00:30:38,746
他在看小本的嗎

449
00:30:38,746 --> 00:30:41,015
他又不是小鬼

450
00:30:41,015 --> 00:30:43,417
他看到我了 他剛才抬頭看我耶

451
00:30:43,417 --> 00:30:44,852
他才不是在看妳呢

452
00:30:44,852 --> 00:30:46,287
他絕對是在看小本的

453
00:30:46,287 --> 00:30:48,389
人家是在看劇本啦

454
00:30:48,389 --> 00:30:50,457
我好想當他腿上的蚊子

455
00:30:50,457 --> 00:30:52,493
他真的在看那種書

456
00:30:52,493 --> 00:30:54,395
你從剛才就鬼叫什麼

457
00:30:54,395 --> 00:30:56,897
這樣他無法專心演戲

458
00:30:56,897 --> 00:31:00,534
你們根本不了解他的心情

459
00:31:00,534 --> 00:31:01,702
你聽見沒有

460
00:31:01,702 --> 00:31:03,771
對不起

461
00:31:03,771 --> 00:31:05,372
請你安靜點好嗎

462
00:31:05,372 --> 00:31:08,142
我待會還要軋最後一場

463
00:31:08,142 --> 00:31:10,778
對不起 正式開拍

464
00:31:10,778 --> 00:31:12,579
麻世先生 你誤會了

465
00:31:12,579 --> 00:31:15,549
不是我 是他們在吵

466
00:31:15,549 --> 00:31:17,418
你看他 這什麼態度

467
00:31:17,418 --> 00:31:20,287
麻世先生 軋最後一場是什麼意思

468
00:31:20,287 --> 00:31:23,757
你別攔我 麻世先生你聽我說

469
00:31:23,757 --> 00:31:26,960
你等一下 你別攔我

470
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:31,999
麻世先生 我一直很尊敬你

471
00:31:31,999 --> 00:31:35,235
我心目中的川崎麻世到哪去了

472
00:31:36,270 --> 00:31:38,939
歡迎光臨本店 請問要吃什麼

473
00:31:38,939 --> 00:31:40,941
我要炒麵...
對不起 本店沒有

474
00:31:40,941 --> 00:31:42,276
多叫幾樣 大家一起分著吃

475
00:31:42,276 --> 00:31:43,844
現在巧克力聖代特價

476
00:31:43,844 --> 00:31:45,512
真的耶 那我要吃這個

477
00:31:45,512 --> 00:31:47,147
總之 多叫幾樣 一起分著吃

478
00:31:47,147 --> 00:31:49,049
我要炒麵...
對不起 沒有炒麵

479
00:31:49,049 --> 00:31:50,684
從明天起漢堡特價

480
00:31:50,684 --> 00:31:51,819
吃漢堡也不錯

481
00:31:51,819 --> 00:31:53,654
總之多叫幾樣 一起分著吃

482
00:31:53,654 --> 00:31:55,089
等你們決定好了再叫我

483
00:31:55,089 --> 00:31:56,357
我要炒麵...
沒有啦

484
00:31:56,357 --> 00:31:57,691
拜託妳幫個忙嘛

485
00:31:57,691 --> 00:31:58,792
阿俊 你要什麼

486
00:31:58,792 --> 00:32:00,361
熱咖啡

487
00:32:00,361 --> 00:32:02,363
你可真有品味

488
00:32:02,363 --> 00:32:04,498
你看

489
00:32:09,069 --> 00:32:10,804
鬆餅是哪一位的
是我的

490
00:32:10,804 --> 00:32:14,174
叫這麼多

491
00:32:14,541 --> 00:32:16,176
吃這麼多

492
00:32:16,176 --> 00:32:18,078
那是誰

493
00:32:18,078 --> 00:32:19,847
G男孩的老大

494
00:32:19,847 --> 00:32:22,015
他光吃甜點 這樣會得糖尿病的

495
00:32:22,015 --> 00:32:23,884
他不吃肉也不吃魚

496
00:32:23,884 --> 00:32:25,986
他旁邊那肥婆是誰 你猜她幾歲

497
00:32:25,986 --> 00:32:29,823
看起來起碼比他大了十歲

498
00:32:29,823 --> 00:32:30,858
傑西

499
00:32:30,858 --> 00:32:34,795
她叫做傑西耶

500
00:32:34,795 --> 00:32:36,830
我愛妳

501
00:32:41,034 --> 00:32:44,071
(外國話)

502
00:32:44,071 --> 00:32:45,906
她在講哪一國話

503
00:32:45,906 --> 00:32:50,310
(外國話)

504
00:32:50,310 --> 00:32:52,112
她發飆了

505
00:32:52,112 --> 00:33:00,087
(外國話)

506
00:33:03,457 --> 00:33:04,858
誰打來的

507
00:33:04,858 --> 00:33:09,096
史塔羅那個豬頭 事到臨頭居然跑了

508
00:33:09,096 --> 00:33:10,397
那可麻煩了

509
00:33:10,397 --> 00:33:14,168
真是的 這樣怎麼辦大事

510
00:33:14,401 --> 00:33:17,337
不過我愛妳

511
00:33:17,337 --> 00:33:19,440
我也是

512
00:33:21,475 --> 00:33:23,610
快閃...

513
00:33:24,244 --> 00:33:25,479
再開快一點

514
00:33:25,479 --> 00:33:26,647
囉唆 我知道啦

515
00:33:26,647 --> 00:33:28,315
你才囉唆

516
00:33:28,315 --> 00:33:30,984
好 快把窗子打開

517
00:33:35,355 --> 00:33:37,491
一 二

518
00:33:50,270 --> 00:33:51,271
明天你們還會來這裡嗎

519
00:33:51,271 --> 00:33:52,372
會啊

520
00:33:52,372 --> 00:33:54,141
那我明天也要來

521
00:33:54,141 --> 00:33:57,277
阿俊 你還好吧

522
00:33:57,845 --> 00:34:03,283
阿俊 幫我在旁邊畫上貓頭鷹

523
00:34:07,054 --> 00:34:08,655
妳幹嘛

524
00:34:08,655 --> 00:34:11,158
我輸入了你的電話號碼

525
00:34:11,158 --> 00:34:12,626
那我也要

526
00:34:12,626 --> 00:34:14,695
你不是早就有我的號碼了

527
00:34:14,695 --> 00:34:16,296
我不是說你 是說理香的

528
00:34:16,296 --> 00:34:17,831
把我的電話號碼也記下來

529
00:34:18,232 --> 00:34:20,467
我也要 你等一下

530
00:34:20,467 --> 00:34:21,468
你湊什麼熱鬧 不關你的事

531
00:34:27,074 --> 00:34:29,009
你不是山井嗎

532
00:34:34,581 --> 00:34:37,150
我又不是鑰匙圈

533
00:34:37,150 --> 00:34:40,621
可是這裡明明寫著 貴重物品請交櫃檯保管

534
00:34:40,621 --> 00:34:42,089
對了 崇崇呢

535
00:34:42,089 --> 00:34:44,525
阿誠你來了

536
00:34:44,525 --> 00:34:45,359
嗨

537
00:34:45,359 --> 00:34:46,927
小鳥長毛了嗎

538
00:34:46,927 --> 00:34:50,364
老爸你別瞎扯了 真丟臉

539
00:34:50,364 --> 00:34:54,101
把小鳥洗乾淨再去泡澡 否則我扁死你

540
00:34:54,101 --> 00:34:56,203
遵命

541
00:34:56,336 --> 00:34:57,538
嗨

542
00:35:01,408 --> 00:35:06,713
誠誠 你聽說過絞死魔嗎

543
00:35:06,713 --> 00:35:07,714
那是什麼

544
00:35:07,714 --> 00:35:12,519
把女生帶去賓館 勒昏了以後再強姦

545
00:35:12,519 --> 00:35:14,221
電視新聞有報導

546
00:35:14,221 --> 00:35:16,957
這倒不是重點

547
00:35:16,957 --> 00:35:20,060
問題是為了抓那傢伙

548
00:35:20,060 --> 00:35:23,964
警局派來了一個新局長

549
00:35:23,964 --> 00:35:28,835
聽說他很厲害噢

550
00:35:28,835 --> 00:35:33,307
不過你跟吉岡很要好 大概早就知道了

551
00:35:33,307 --> 00:35:36,209
我跟他才沒交情咧

552
00:35:36,810 --> 00:35:40,814
幫我打聽一下 別讓他發覺

553
00:35:41,248 --> 00:35:43,317
好

554
00:35:44,851 --> 00:35:47,387
誠誠

555
00:35:47,387 --> 00:35:50,557
要不要加入我們G男孩

556
00:35:50,557 --> 00:35:56,430
有你這麼能幹的幫手 我就輕鬆多了 是吧

557
00:35:57,798 --> 00:36:05,238
很煩哪 而且我已過了當男孩的年紀

558
00:36:09,810 --> 00:36:12,045
你嫌煩啊

559
00:36:36,570 --> 00:36:39,306
那耳環是哪來的

560
00:36:39,606 --> 00:36:42,175
你怎麼現在才發現

561
00:36:42,175 --> 00:36:43,677
這可是藍寶石

562
00:36:43,677 --> 00:36:45,045
真的假的

563
00:36:45,045 --> 00:36:47,514
真的 你看光彩就不一樣

564
00:36:47,514 --> 00:36:49,049
這才能襯托出我的男子氣概

565
00:36:49,049 --> 00:36:50,951
你幾時買的
是人家送的

566
00:36:50,951 --> 00:36:52,753
誰送的
小光

567
00:36:52,753 --> 00:36:54,621
她幹嘛送你

568
00:36:54,621 --> 00:36:58,492
這還用說

569
00:36:58,492 --> 00:37:00,394
當然是喜歡我

570
00:37:00,394 --> 00:37:01,695
是她這麼告訴你的嗎

571
00:37:01,695 --> 00:37:05,065
她雖然沒說 可是我了解

572
00:37:05,065 --> 00:37:07,067
她看我的眼神就不一樣

573
00:37:07,067 --> 00:37:11,672
該怎麼說呢 眼神特別哀怨

574
00:37:11,672 --> 00:37:13,774
我也有收到禮物

575
00:37:13,774 --> 00:37:15,842
你看

576
00:37:15,842 --> 00:37:17,144
這是去唱歌的隔天送的

577
00:37:17,144 --> 00:37:20,647
她說謝謝我幫她畫畫 還說這是德國製的

578
00:37:20,647 --> 00:37:22,215
也是用哀怨的眼神嗎

579
00:37:22,883 --> 00:37:24,451
其實我也有收到

580
00:37:24,451 --> 00:37:26,353
原來大家都有啊

581
00:37:26,353 --> 00:37:30,691
我本來想帶來還給她 你看

582
00:37:30,691 --> 00:37:32,592
這種球鞋現在正搶手耶

583
00:37:32,592 --> 00:37:36,196
小光平時就這麼大方嗎

584
00:37:36,196 --> 00:37:38,065
我聽理香說

585
00:37:38,065 --> 00:37:40,867
小光家好像很有錢

586
00:37:48,675 --> 00:37:51,812
我們第一次單獨見面耶

587
00:37:51,812 --> 00:37:53,480
的確

588
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:55,115
你穿上了啊

589
00:37:55,115 --> 00:37:58,118
你穿很帥耶 下次我再送你別種顏色的

590
00:37:58,118 --> 00:37:58,985
小光

591
00:37:59,019 --> 00:38:00,554
什麼

592
00:38:00,554 --> 00:38:05,659
妳已經送過每個人禮物了吧

593
00:38:05,659 --> 00:38:07,761
以後別再這樣了

594
00:38:07,761 --> 00:38:08,695
為什麼

595
00:38:08,695 --> 00:38:13,333
這還用說 收了別人東西 就必須回報人家

596
00:38:13,333 --> 00:38:15,469
而且會期待下一次的禮物

597
00:38:15,469 --> 00:38:18,972
那我下次還可以送你們呀

598
00:38:18,972 --> 00:38:20,040
小光

599
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:23,510
我不懂你在說什麼

600
00:38:23,510 --> 00:38:26,613
妳還不懂嗎

601
00:38:27,247 --> 00:38:30,016
我們可不是牛郎

602
00:38:30,016 --> 00:38:32,152
我們不稀罕花女人的錢

603
00:38:32,152 --> 00:38:34,354
只要看對眼就可以一起玩

604
00:38:34,354 --> 00:38:38,125
所以妳別再送禮了 瞭了吧

605
00:38:38,125 --> 00:38:39,960
帥呆了

606
00:38:40,627 --> 00:38:43,363
你再說一遍

607
00:38:43,363 --> 00:38:45,065
所以妳別再送禮了

608
00:38:45,065 --> 00:38:48,168
不是啦 再前一句

609
00:38:48,168 --> 00:38:52,506
只要看對眼就可以一起玩

610
00:38:52,506 --> 00:38:54,508
簡直酷呆了

611
00:38:54,508 --> 00:38:56,076
頭一次有人這麼跟我說

612
00:38:56,076 --> 00:38:58,011
誠誠 你果然帥呆了

613
00:38:58,011 --> 00:38:59,179
我們快去玩吧

614
00:38:59,179 --> 00:39:01,114
妳搞什麼啊

615
00:39:03,049 --> 00:39:04,184
喂

616
00:39:04,184 --> 00:39:07,220
對不起 我有事找妳商量

617
00:39:17,964 --> 00:39:19,332
這是做什麼

618
00:39:19,332 --> 00:39:21,902
這是過去你給我的錢

619
00:39:21,902 --> 00:39:25,472
妳幹嘛給我錢

620
00:39:25,472 --> 00:39:28,275
很簡單 理香跟你玩完了

621
00:39:28,275 --> 00:39:30,143
玩完了?

622
00:39:30,143 --> 00:39:32,312
沒什麼好說的了 我們走

623
00:39:44,858 --> 00:39:47,127
那就在西口公園碰面

624
00:39:47,127 --> 00:39:51,965
西口公園啊 我會馬上認出妳嗎

625
00:39:51,965 --> 00:39:54,668
我穿紅色短大衣

626
00:39:54,668 --> 00:39:59,606
那我穿深藍色外套 白色馬球衫

627
00:40:04,511 --> 00:40:08,615
誠誠 你在幹嘛

628
00:40:09,382 --> 00:40:13,352
別管我 我最怕唱歌了

629
00:40:13,852 --> 00:40:15,488
人家也是

630
00:40:15,488 --> 00:40:18,024
妳不用裝可愛了

631
00:40:19,059 --> 00:40:21,862
星星好美

632
00:40:22,629 --> 00:40:24,731
根本就看不到星星

633
00:40:24,731 --> 00:40:25,999
看得到

634
00:40:25,999 --> 00:40:27,267
在哪裡

635
00:40:27,267 --> 00:40:29,102
就在你的眼中

636
00:40:34,808 --> 00:40:37,077
妳胡說什麼

637
00:40:37,377 --> 00:40:38,645
我們走吧

638
00:40:38,645 --> 00:40:39,846
為什麼

639
00:40:39,846 --> 00:40:41,381
走啊
為什麼

640
00:40:41,381 --> 00:40:42,115
快點
為什麼

641
00:40:42,115 --> 00:40:42,782
快點
為什麼

642
00:40:42,782 --> 00:40:44,084
走啦

643
00:40:44,084 --> 00:40:46,253
為什麼要開溜
你別管

644
00:40:46,253 --> 00:40:48,088
我們要去哪裡
走啦

645
00:40:56,963 --> 00:40:58,832
為什麼

646
00:41:00,634 --> 00:41:04,537
為什麼嘛

647
00:41:14,681 --> 00:41:16,983
你身體不舒服嗎

648
00:41:16,983 --> 00:41:18,118
我正在思考

649
00:41:18,118 --> 00:41:18,151
我正在思考

650
00:41:18,151 --> 00:41:19,019
思考什麼

651
00:41:19,019 --> 00:41:21,454
這還用說 當然是想做愛

652
00:41:21,454 --> 00:41:27,127
現在就是要做那個 你幹嘛還要用想的

653
00:41:27,727 --> 00:41:30,931
對噢 說的也是

654
00:41:52,886 --> 00:41:57,023
對不起 真的很抱歉

655
00:41:57,857 --> 00:42:01,761
阿誠到底去哪了 我看絕對有問題

656
00:42:07,233 --> 00:42:09,402
妳想喝什麼

657
00:42:09,402 --> 00:42:12,639
咦 你不是山井嗎

658
00:42:12,639 --> 00:42:15,008
他是阿誠的高中同學

659
00:42:15,008 --> 00:42:18,311
看起來很厲害 其實很遜

660
00:42:18,311 --> 00:42:21,214
你說什麼

661
00:42:21,815 --> 00:42:26,019
冰箱 你在那蘑菇什麼

662
00:42:26,019 --> 00:42:28,254
對不起

663
00:42:30,991 --> 00:42:32,592
謝謝

664
00:42:36,629 --> 00:42:40,433
那我們散會吧

665
00:42:40,433 --> 00:42:43,370
好 再見

666
00:43:25,145 --> 00:43:26,946
誠誠

667
00:43:27,380 --> 00:43:28,848
對不起

668
00:43:28,848 --> 00:43:30,850
不是啦

669
00:43:30,850 --> 00:43:33,186
給我一樣東西

670
00:43:33,186 --> 00:43:35,655
什麼東西

671
00:43:35,655 --> 00:43:39,726
你身上帶的東西 隨便什麼都好

672
00:43:42,862 --> 00:43:43,563
好

673
00:43:45,498 --> 00:43:48,001
快點嘛

674
00:43:57,410 --> 00:43:59,612
這個可以嗎

675
00:44:02,582 --> 00:44:03,783
好可愛

676
00:44:22,735 --> 00:44:26,106
做愛以前 可以先做朋友

677
00:44:27,807 --> 00:44:28,741
對不起

678
00:44:28,741 --> 00:44:29,909
我姓佐籐

679
00:44:29,909 --> 00:44:34,614
佐籐? 下面的名字呢 佐籐什麼

680
00:44:35,315 --> 00:44:36,516
吉田

681
00:44:36,516 --> 00:44:39,953
佐籐吉田? 哪有這種名字

682
00:44:39,953 --> 00:44:41,154
網中

683
00:44:41,154 --> 00:44:44,157
網中? 網中是什麼 是名字嗎

684
00:44:44,157 --> 00:44:47,360
快把名字報上來 否則我要揍人了

685
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:50,230
聽見沒有 快說

686
00:44:50,230 --> 00:44:51,531
我叫木村拓哉

687
00:44:51,531 --> 00:44:54,701
還敢跟我開玩笑? 小心我斃了你

688
00:44:54,701 --> 00:44:56,936
等一下

689
00:44:56,936 --> 00:45:00,473
喂 豐明町派出所

690
00:45:00,740 --> 00:45:01,975
我叫金城武

691
00:45:01,975 --> 00:45:03,610
誰理你啊 快滾

692
00:45:09,716 --> 00:45:11,551
男的一個人先走了

693
00:45:11,551 --> 00:45:13,353
後來我打電話去房間

694
00:45:13,353 --> 00:45:15,188
可是都沒人接

695
00:45:21,127 --> 00:45:23,930
這是隔壁房的客人

696
00:45:24,631 --> 00:45:26,733
妳怎麼不早點說 笨蛋

697
00:45:36,409 --> 00:45:39,779
妳振作點

698
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:42,348
心臟還在跳

699
00:45:42,749 --> 00:45:43,850
拿水來
是

700
00:45:43,850 --> 00:45:46,152
你趁機摸人家胸部幹嘛 濱口

701
00:45:47,020 --> 00:45:48,755
對不起

702
00:45:50,256 --> 00:45:52,559
怎麼了

703
00:45:52,825 --> 00:45:54,561
又是絞殺魔嗎

704
00:45:54,894 --> 00:45:57,797
誰讓你闖進來的

705
00:45:57,797 --> 00:45:58,765
對不起

706
00:45:58,765 --> 00:46:00,867
我要告訴你媽

707
00:46:02,869 --> 00:46:05,004
救命啊

708
00:46:05,004 --> 00:46:06,673
對不起
豬頭

709
00:46:21,387 --> 00:46:22,789
你不吃嗎

710
00:46:25,325 --> 00:46:31,864
這麼說 你同在那家賓館 卻沒看到嫌犯的長相

711
00:46:31,864 --> 00:46:34,701
也沒有做愛 是嗎

712
00:46:34,701 --> 00:46:35,802
對

713
00:46:35,802 --> 00:46:38,104
原來如此

714
00:46:39,772 --> 00:46:41,274
你把我當白癡嗎

715
00:46:41,274 --> 00:46:43,710
是真的啦

716
00:46:43,710 --> 00:46:44,744
你真的沒做嗎

717
00:46:44,744 --> 00:46:46,079
沒做

718
00:46:46,079 --> 00:46:48,348
那你說十遍「我沒做」

719
00:46:48,348 --> 00:46:52,719
我沒做我沒做....

720
00:46:53,186 --> 00:46:54,120
你再說說看「做了」

721
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:54,854
做了

722
00:46:54,854 --> 00:46:56,689
你做了嗎

723
00:46:56,689 --> 00:46:58,057
老太婆

724
00:46:58,057 --> 00:46:59,859
幹嘛

725
00:46:59,859 --> 00:47:02,695
今天為什麼吃紅豆飯

726
00:47:04,931 --> 00:47:07,133
吉岡跟妳說了什麼

727
00:47:07,133 --> 00:47:09,102
這是替你慶祝

728
00:47:09,102 --> 00:47:12,071
那也不是吃紅豆飯吧

729
00:47:12,071 --> 00:47:15,975
可是如果吃白飯 就跟平常沒兩樣了

730
00:47:20,747 --> 00:47:21,814
喂 我是阿誠

731
00:47:21,814 --> 00:47:25,051
你果然忘了

732
00:47:25,051 --> 00:47:28,187
今天不是說好要去兜風

733
00:47:28,187 --> 00:47:31,057
對噢 去啊 我當然要去

734
00:47:31,057 --> 00:47:36,529
我想想看 今天可以早點打烊

735
00:47:36,529 --> 00:47:38,865
大概八點就能過去

736
00:47:40,667 --> 00:47:43,136
我沒有躲妳

737
00:47:43,136 --> 00:47:44,804
我知道了

738
00:47:46,172 --> 00:47:48,474
喂 誠誠

739
00:47:50,243 --> 00:47:54,047
媽 可以打烊了吧

740
00:47:58,418 --> 00:47:59,952
嗨

741
00:48:00,353 --> 00:48:02,955
小光有話跟你說

742
00:48:02,955 --> 00:48:05,758
我要去打工了 拜拜

743
00:48:11,698 --> 00:48:13,299
什麼事

744
00:48:13,299 --> 00:48:16,836
昨天你為什麼不見了

745
00:48:16,836 --> 00:48:18,604
我很累 先回來了

746
00:48:18,604 --> 00:48:21,541
騙人 你跟理香在一起吧

747
00:48:21,541 --> 00:48:22,475
妳胡說什麼

748
00:48:22,475 --> 00:48:25,278
你回答我

749
00:48:30,350 --> 00:48:33,753
這就是傳說中的女朋友嗎

750
00:48:34,354 --> 00:48:36,189
謝謝妳照顧我家阿誠

751
00:48:36,189 --> 00:48:39,258
理香每次都這樣 老是中途把男生拐走

752
00:48:39,258 --> 00:48:40,860
是這樣沒錯吧

753
00:48:40,860 --> 00:48:41,861
哎喲

754
00:48:41,861 --> 00:48:44,497
不是的

755
00:48:45,064 --> 00:48:51,571
那我去開講習會 你們上樓慢慢聊

756
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:56,943
你老實說我不會生氣的

757
00:48:56,943 --> 00:48:59,712
反正這也不重要吧

758
00:49:01,247 --> 00:49:02,782
一定是理香打來的

759
00:49:02,782 --> 00:49:04,317
妳等一下

760
00:49:04,317 --> 00:49:06,886
看吧 果然是理香

761
00:49:06,886 --> 00:49:09,956
是又怎樣

762
00:49:18,765 --> 00:49:21,134
拜託妳別這樣好嗎

763
00:49:22,769 --> 00:49:26,272
搞什麼 一下子接吻 一下子又送禮 上床的

764
00:49:26,272 --> 00:49:29,475
妳們女生真的很煩

765
00:49:29,475 --> 00:49:32,545
你們上床了

766
00:49:35,214 --> 00:49:37,116
夠了

767
00:49:39,919 --> 00:49:43,489
真笨

768
00:49:46,793 --> 00:49:49,395
爛透了

769
00:49:51,998 --> 00:49:54,333
我真白癡

770
00:49:58,304 --> 00:50:00,573
誠誠嗎

771
00:50:00,573 --> 00:50:02,308
喂

772
00:50:03,576 --> 00:50:06,412
你是誰

773
00:50:06,412 --> 00:50:11,250
我現在就在附近 能見面嗎

774
00:50:20,126 --> 00:50:23,863
我付雙倍的錢

775
00:50:26,899 --> 00:50:28,067
可以吧

776
00:50:33,473 --> 00:50:36,909
那就九點在陸橋下

777
00:50:40,012 --> 00:50:42,482
有沒有人在

778
00:51:07,206 --> 00:51:11,911
真煩

779
00:51:25,858 --> 00:51:29,662
慘了 她鐵定在生氣

780
00:51:30,796 --> 00:51:34,233
理香嗎 我是阿誠 妳現在在哪裡

781
00:51:34,233 --> 00:51:37,169
這女孩叫做理香嗎

782
00:51:39,105 --> 00:51:40,940
你是吉岡?

783
00:51:46,245 --> 00:51:48,681
她被殺了

784
00:52:39,999 --> 00:52:41,334
誠誠

785
00:52:41,634 --> 00:52:42,935
小光

786
00:52:42,935 --> 00:52:45,404
理香有在我電話裡留言

787
00:52:45,404 --> 00:52:48,174
你們不能進去

788
00:52:48,174 --> 00:52:50,576
怎麼辦 誠誠怎麼辦

789
00:52:50,576 --> 00:52:51,777
妳別哭

790
00:52:51,777 --> 00:52:53,279
可是...

791
00:52:53,279 --> 00:52:55,414
叫妳不要哭

792
00:52:57,617 --> 00:53:00,386
不許進去

793
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:02,622
阿誠

794
00:53:02,622 --> 00:53:04,323
理香呢

795
00:53:10,296 --> 00:53:12,231
理香

796
00:53:12,231 --> 00:53:14,000
站住

797
00:53:21,474 --> 00:53:22,575
是你

798
00:53:26,212 --> 00:53:32,618
這是從今天起 調來池袋的橫山局長

799
00:53:34,153 --> 00:53:35,554
局長?

800
00:53:35,554 --> 00:53:38,090
你是真島誠吧

801
00:53:39,492 --> 00:53:43,796
抱歉 請你跟我回局裡一趟

802
00:53:49,935 --> 00:53:51,070
我跟你沒什麼好說的

803
00:53:51,070 --> 00:53:52,371
那可不行

804
00:53:52,371 --> 00:53:54,373
你憑什麼抓我

805
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:56,642
你少裝蒜

806
00:53:56,642 --> 00:53:59,945
昨晚那件案子你也在現場 今天又跟你有關

807
00:53:59,945 --> 00:54:00,946
我做了什麼

808
00:54:00,946 --> 00:54:02,214
我們查過她的大哥大

809
00:54:02,214 --> 00:54:05,251
她撥了二十幾次電話找你

810
00:54:05,251 --> 00:54:08,254
所以你也是嫌疑犯之一

811
00:54:10,656 --> 00:54:14,393
你的意思是說我殺了理香

812
00:54:14,393 --> 00:54:15,494
你憑什麼這樣做

813
00:54:17,894 --> 00:54:21,033
就憑你妨礙公務 帶走

814
00:54:37,983 --> 00:54:40,419
放開我

815
00:54:40,419 --> 00:54:44,457
可惡...
住手...

816
00:54:44,457 --> 00:54:47,660
看什麼看 畜生

817
00:54:47,660 --> 00:54:53,099
看什麼

818
00:55:07,046 --> 00:55:08,514
把我的手銬解開

819
00:55:08,514 --> 00:55:10,783
沒事沒事

820
00:55:14,687 --> 00:55:17,423
你看你 這是什麼態度

821
00:55:17,423 --> 00:55:19,992
居然對長輩動粗

822
00:55:21,961 --> 00:55:24,196
害我嘴巴都破了

823
00:55:24,196 --> 00:55:29,902
把橫山給我找來 把他叫來

824
00:55:29,902 --> 00:55:32,171
我不要跟臭老頭說話

825
00:55:33,672 --> 00:55:37,009
橫山你偷看什麼

826
00:55:38,711 --> 00:55:41,781
你這孩子怎會變成這樣

827
00:55:42,748 --> 00:55:45,050
真島誠 今年二十歲

828
00:55:45,050 --> 00:55:50,523
母親在西三街經營水果店 他在店裡幫忙

829
00:55:50,523 --> 00:55:53,526
父親在他十歲時就病死了

830
00:55:53,526 --> 00:55:56,095
十幾歲時闖過不少禍

831
00:55:56,095 --> 00:55:59,064
不過現在已經安份多了

832
00:55:59,064 --> 00:56:03,869
這一個星期以來 我私下調查他

833
00:56:03,869 --> 00:56:07,873
發現好幾樁犯罪行為

834
00:56:07,873 --> 00:56:12,945
包括竊盜 恐嚇 毀損公物

835
00:56:12,945 --> 00:56:14,013
這是幹嘛

836
00:56:14,013 --> 00:56:16,549
因為我今天才正式上班 所以沒出面干涉

837
00:56:16,549 --> 00:56:17,950
我不是這個意思

838
00:56:17,950 --> 00:56:21,053
這都是你調查的嗎
對

839
00:56:21,053 --> 00:56:25,491
你還是老樣子啊 局長大人

840
00:56:25,825 --> 00:56:29,962
今後這種事請交給刑警處理

841
00:56:29,962 --> 00:56:32,331
對不起

842
00:56:32,865 --> 00:56:36,535
你到底要我講幾遍

843
00:56:36,535 --> 00:56:39,738
問題在於你沒有不在場證明

844
00:56:42,308 --> 00:56:44,977
別亂踢

845
00:56:44,977 --> 00:56:48,514
她是在晚間九點至十點間遇害

846
00:56:48,514 --> 00:56:49,815
當時你在做什麼

847
00:56:49,815 --> 00:56:52,451
我說過了 我在家睡覺

848
00:56:52,451 --> 00:56:55,788
只有小孩才會九點睡覺

849
00:56:57,857 --> 00:56:59,458
學長

850
00:56:59,458 --> 00:57:00,993
橫山你這畜生

851
00:57:00,993 --> 00:57:03,629
不准站起來

852
00:57:04,196 --> 00:57:09,969
沒用 他簡直跟電視劇的犯人一樣

853
00:57:12,838 --> 00:57:17,209
這二位是搜查一課的刑警

854
00:57:21,814 --> 00:57:24,650
怎麼 改用人海戰術嗎

855
00:57:24,650 --> 00:57:26,118
現在幾點

856
00:57:28,387 --> 00:57:32,391
十一點四十分

857
00:57:32,391 --> 00:57:34,093
那就在十二點之前搞定吧

858
00:57:34,093 --> 00:57:35,261
你幹嘛 渾蛋

859
00:57:35,261 --> 00:57:37,630
你給我聽著 人渣

860
00:57:37,630 --> 00:57:40,165
你們全都是垃圾

861
00:57:40,165 --> 00:57:43,936
愛反抗 鬧事 結黨成群的傢伙

862
00:57:43,936 --> 00:57:47,239
還有你這種自以為與眾不同的廢物

863
00:57:47,239 --> 00:57:52,177
在我們眼中其實都是池袋的小垃圾

864
00:57:52,511 --> 00:57:53,846
你再說一遍試試看

865
00:57:53,846 --> 00:57:56,682
垃圾垃圾...

866
00:57:56,682 --> 00:57:58,117
住口

867
00:58:01,086 --> 00:58:02,755
這是什麼意思

868
00:58:02,755 --> 00:58:05,524
我們也可以用別的罪名舉發你

869
00:58:05,524 --> 00:58:08,661
我們不是來聽你說話的

870
00:58:08,661 --> 00:58:11,897
我們只負責把你這垃圾扔進垃圾桶

871
00:58:11,897 --> 00:58:15,734
你再怎麼笨也應該懂吧

872
00:58:15,734 --> 00:58:20,572
這可是殺人命案

873
00:58:23,275 --> 00:58:25,778
那就交給你們了

874
00:58:25,778 --> 00:58:28,981
到底誰是笨蛋

875
00:58:31,150 --> 00:58:33,519
我問你到底誰才是笨蛋

876
00:58:33,519 --> 00:58:34,954
住口

877
00:58:34,954 --> 00:58:38,824
當你們在這蘑菇時

878
00:58:38,824 --> 00:58:42,962
正有人在背地偷笑呢

879
00:58:43,395 --> 00:58:46,098
你說大家都是垃圾?

880
00:58:46,098 --> 00:58:47,399
誰怕誰?

881
00:58:47,399 --> 00:58:49,268
我一定會先找到兇手

882
00:58:49,268 --> 00:58:51,804
我會比你們先找出殺死理香的人

883
00:58:51,804 --> 00:58:54,640
等我找到他 我就揍死他

884
01:01:47,979 --> 01:01:50,946
[下集預告]

885
01:01:51,446 --> 01:01:52,181
理香被人殺了

886
01:01:53,081 --> 01:01:54,148
不會吧

887
01:01:54,148 --> 01:01:55,284
尤其注意年紀差很多的情侶

888
01:01:56,284 --> 01:01:56,818
討厭

889
01:01:57,118 --> 01:01:58,086
妳叫什麼叫

890
01:01:58,086 --> 01:01:58,887
渾蛋

891
01:01:58,887 --> 01:02:00,089
這是整個池袋的治安問題

892
01:02:00,689 --> 01:02:01,290
燒她裙子

893
01:02:01,890 --> 01:02:03,592
你己經被警方盯上了

894
01:02:04,292 --> 01:02:04,826
你鼻子想穿洞嗎

895
01:02:05,026 --> 01:02:05,728
不關我的事

896
01:02:06,528 --> 01:02:07,962
不說我就殺了你

897
01:02:07,962 --> 01:02:09,964
(本劇純屬虛構)