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你們吵架幹嘛找我出面調解

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關我屁事 太扯了吧

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拜了

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阿政 剛才那是什麼意思

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G男孩的手勢 用來區分敵人和自己人

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這是G 那明明是9嘛

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會嗎

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對不起 我要掛電話了 拜拜

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欸 下載是什麼意思

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什麼

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書上說用電腦下載軟體

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軟體是什麼

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對不起 算我沒說

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是不是載人走下面的路

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我說下載

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大概是不走高架道路 改走下面的路吧

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你剛才跟誰講電話

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以前高工的同學

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他以為是我抓到姦殺黑道公主的兇手

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咦 本來就是你呀

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你是真島誠大哥嗎

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你是誰

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我在學校被同學欺負

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慢著 你到底是誰

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我被整得很慘

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你先報上名字來

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這樣好像是我們在欺負你似的

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請收我當徒弟

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我可不是說相聲的
我知道

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收你當徒弟有什麼好處

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我會買果汁請你喝

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太寒酸了吧
你看

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站住 你幹嘛裸奔...

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裸噴耶

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是裸奔

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快去看看

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站住...

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抓到了可以領多少

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我給你五千

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阿誠 他說一人五千

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成交

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不是啦 二個人加起來五千

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別跑

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你的香煙
五千拿來

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我要以猥褻暴露罪逮捕你

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說得好

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＜第四集 香菇篇＞

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謝謝光臨

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嗨

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我要買葡萄柚

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一百六十元

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拜託 拿這錢來店裡找我

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你什麼時候能來

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我中午有事要出去

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那就五點 我幫你預約

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慢著 千秋 這怎麼回事

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第二個紅綠燈左轉

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阿俊 存檔是什麼意思

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就是把軟體存在電腦中
原來如此

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軟體是什麼

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軟體到底是什麼啦

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前面左轉

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這台好嗎

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用這個就能上網嗎 真的假的

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我之前買貴了 可惡

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這雖然不是新款 但有六個月保固期 便宜噢

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真便宜

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對呀

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如果只是要打字做賀年卡 用這台就夠了

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你身上有多少錢

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站住

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幹嘛

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你幹嘛買電腦

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我也不知道

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阿美橫町那邊還有一家 要不要去

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抱歉 我要回去了

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阿政

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幹嘛

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對不起 借我一點錢

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七十分鐘的貴賓服務二萬六

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加上二千元指名費 總共是二萬八

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跟電腦的價錢一樣

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接著我簡單說明規則
好

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本店的基本服務 包括全身熱吻按摩

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接著可自由選擇 大腿級AF級玩具級

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除此之外還有水手服皮鞭充氣娃娃...

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歡迎光臨 我是千秋

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好痛

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他在喊痛耶

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請進

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脫衣服

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如果跟別的客人不一樣 店裡會起疑心

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客人要洗澡了

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你有毛病啊

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我又怎麼了

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一般人這時應該會勃起吧

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神經病

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閉嘴
神經病

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翹起來
神經病

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(AF特價優待中)

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千秋 AF是什麼意思

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你不知道嗎

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慢著 讓我猜...

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我懂了 是籐子不二雄

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不是啦

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早知道就不問了

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別這麼失望嘛 要不要試試

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我才不要 萬一折斷了怎麼辦

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妳幹嘛大費周章把我叫來

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那是上個月二十號 週日那天吧

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我接了最後一個客人
歡迎光臨

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丫頭 看妳一臉色咪咪的

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我本來是照規矩做服務

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丫頭 妳果然很色

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謝謝...光臨

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很爽嗎

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爽斃了

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花癡 花癡

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沒辦法 他在我屁股上塗了迷幻藥

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真的嗎

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他綽號叫做重量E 是個毒品販子

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從那天起 我就成了他的客戶

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這也進展得太快了吧

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嗑藥以後我突然變瘦

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結果被我男朋友發現了

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妳有男朋友啊

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他叫做阿裡

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長得不像拳王嘛

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阿裡很生氣

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(外國話)

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這裡是日本 請你講日語

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你會下地獄
我才不要咧

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你幹什麼

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住手...

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我要把它燒掉

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阿裡燒掉了五百公克毒品

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重量E的手也被燒傷

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幸好他用錢擺平店員 沒讓他們去報警

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一共損失了四百萬

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聽說還有人吸了那毒煙

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亢奮之下跑去西口裸奔呢

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那個人就是被我抓到的

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我已經解放到四度空間了

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所以 現在黑道和重量E到處在找阿裡

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你能不能救救阿裡

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我可不想跟黑道打交道

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可是大家都知道你替羽澤組老大找到女兒

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那是因為...

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拜託 你是我唯一的救星

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妳幹嘛不去報警

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不行 阿裡是非法居留 這樣會被遣送出境

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總比被殺掉好吧

153
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那我就見不到他了

154
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妳這麼愛他?

155
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你看

156
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這是二百五畫的嗎

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你是說那個漫畫家三二六吧

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對對對

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不是啦 這是阿裡畫的

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黃花不怕雨來淋

161
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這是什麼意思

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意思是說

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就算我做特種行業 還是一樣純潔

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說得好 帥 阿姨
不 是阿裡

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那重量E知道妳跟阿裡的事嗎

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當然知道

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我現在也被他們監視

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所以我才叫你假扮客人

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妳從剛才就在那玩什麼

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這牆壁很薄 如果摸魚會被店裡罵

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對不起

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阿裡現在在哪裡

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那你肯幫忙囉

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我先跟他見個面再說

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你果然是個好人
放開我...

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妳幹嘛

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......

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......

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那今天就買三十分鐘吧

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三十分鐘沒辦法專心玩啦

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喲 水果店的小老闆 你可真是精力旺盛

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那你自己咧 用國家經費搞肛交

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00:11:05,606 --> 00:11:10,611
我... 我的薪水要怎麼花是我的自由

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記住 要說是向崇崇買的

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我知道

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去吧

187
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撇完大條立刻又撇尿?

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小健 你站出來

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是

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臭小子

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把口袋的東西拿出來

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這是什麼 嚇我一跳 這是澱粉嗎

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不 是SPEED

194
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SPEED? 你用多少錢買的

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二萬

196
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這麼貴 他還說了什麼

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他說如果被逮 就裁贓到您頭上

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你幹嘛做這種事 你說啊說啊...

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G男孩守則第二十五條 大家一起說

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興奮劑或其他藥物 是G男孩的大敵

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全員嚴禁嗑藥 也不准買賣毒品

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沒錯 如果犯規要怎麼辦

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罰款五十萬 或逐出師門

204
00:13:10,965 --> 00:13:15,069
很好 他身上有多少錢

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三萬二 和一點零錢

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把他逐出師門

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遵命...

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(外國歌)

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哪位

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是千秋託我來的

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我是阿裡 請進 我介紹朋友給你

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我是阿裡

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我是穆罕默德

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我是阿裡

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我也是阿裡

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除了穆罕默德之外 大家都叫做阿裡

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我是開車來的 快上車

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你在跟哪個阿裡說話

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對不起 我沒時間哈拉

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你再也無法比G這個手勢了

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我的全名是阿裡 阿布得拉 阿濟茲 阿爾莫巴拉克

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對不起 名字很長

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沒關係 反正我也記不住

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所以犯案也不會被抓

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誰叫你犯案了

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沈誠你很沈默耶

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阿誠

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你說什麼

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我叫阿誠 不叫沈誠 請你記清楚

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好 我記住了 記住了

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我跟阿美是在池袋的工地認識的

232
00:15:00,207 --> 00:15:01,642
慢著 阿美又是誰

233
00:15:01,642 --> 00:15:03,044
就是千秋的本名

234
00:15:03,044 --> 00:15:03,811
真的假的

235
00:15:03,811 --> 00:15:07,381
當我知道阿美的職業時嚇了一大跳

236
00:15:07,381 --> 00:15:09,216
你的國家沒有風塵女郎嗎

237
00:15:09,216 --> 00:15:10,618
在我的國家

238
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:13,287
老婆如果外遇 一定判死刑

239
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:15,423
那千秋不是天天都得死了

240
00:15:15,423 --> 00:15:18,659
不過她是為了賺錢嘛

241
00:15:20,361 --> 00:15:24,165
黃花不怕雨來淋 是嗎

242
00:15:24,165 --> 00:15:25,800
你在說什麼

243
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,468
那不是你寫的嗎

244
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:31,038
黃花一樣會被雨淋濕啦

245
00:15:31,038 --> 00:15:33,874
你真傻

246
00:15:43,117 --> 00:15:45,252
慢著 脫鞋子

247
00:15:45,252 --> 00:15:46,587
為什麼

248
00:15:46,587 --> 00:15:49,323
有個囉唆的老太婆 小聲點

249
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:51,592
誰?
老太婆

250
00:15:51,592 --> 00:15:53,060
老婆?
噓

251
00:15:53,627 --> 00:15:54,895
你不好好看店跑去哪了

252
00:15:54,895 --> 00:15:56,597
妳好

253
00:15:56,597 --> 00:15:58,499
這是我老媽

254
00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:00,801
這個英俊的外國人是誰

255
00:16:00,801 --> 00:16:03,738
他因為某些緣故暫時要住在我們家

256
00:16:03,738 --> 00:16:05,639
我叫阿裡 請多指教

257
00:16:05,639 --> 00:16:07,108
你吃不吃炒麵

258
00:16:10,745 --> 00:16:13,180
你長得很像席維斯史特龍

259
00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:14,181
一點也不像

260
00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:15,149
第一滴血

261
00:16:15,149 --> 00:16:16,417
妳像好像
閉嘴

262
00:16:16,417 --> 00:16:19,253
也很像艾爾帕西諾耶

263
00:16:19,253 --> 00:16:22,523
你改名叫阿裡帕西諾好了
妳少亂取名字 八婆

264
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:25,092
妳長得很像茱蒂福斯特

265
00:16:25,092 --> 00:16:27,728
閉嘴 吃完趕快上去睡覺

266
00:16:27,728 --> 00:16:33,601
媽 讓他睡儲藏室... 妳害什麼臊啊

267
00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:35,269
我今晚睡不著了

268
00:16:35,269 --> 00:16:36,404
那妳就別睡好了

269
00:16:36,737 --> 00:16:39,173
對不起 地方很小

270
00:16:39,173 --> 00:16:46,680
沒關係 我朋友還八個人共擠六張榻榻米呢

271
00:16:47,448 --> 00:16:50,785
給我看你女朋友的照片

272
00:16:50,785 --> 00:16:52,119
女朋友?

273
00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:57,591
好吧 不過不是女朋友

274
00:17:00,828 --> 00:17:02,630
她已經消失了

275
00:17:03,864 --> 00:17:06,634
就是她

276
00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:10,404
貼在阿美旁邊作伴

277
00:17:16,510 --> 00:17:19,480
昨天在西口咖啡店...
你說那場火災嗎

278
00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:21,382
怎麼 你也有份嗎

279
00:17:21,382 --> 00:17:23,684
不 我還在考慮要不要插手

280
00:17:23,684 --> 00:17:25,119
羽澤組那邊呢?

281
00:17:25,119 --> 00:17:27,955
我們純粹是冷眼旁觀

282
00:17:27,955 --> 00:17:31,926
老祖宗規定過 不准碰毒品

283
00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:35,663
那個啊 是天道會搞的

284
00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:37,465
天道會?

285
00:17:37,465 --> 00:17:40,267
對 他們的地盤在澀谷

286
00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:44,505
現在想擴大市場 所以派了一個毒販來池袋

287
00:17:44,505 --> 00:17:45,840
重量E嗎

288
00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:49,410
我看你這次最好別插手

289
00:17:49,410 --> 00:17:51,812
你也這麼覺得嗎

290
00:17:52,746 --> 00:17:56,383
天道會這次可是火大了

291
00:17:56,383 --> 00:17:58,619
他們也來過我家

292
00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:05,893
只要找到燒白粉的洋鬍子 可領獎金五百萬

293
00:18:05,893 --> 00:18:07,528
你怎麼了

294
00:18:07,528 --> 00:18:14,535
不要 放開我 放開我

295
00:18:14,703 --> 00:18:17,738
你想對我做什麼

296
00:18:20,241 --> 00:18:21,142
別吵

297
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:32,920
我暫時要去避風頭

298
00:18:45,032 --> 00:18:47,501
我也來了 學長

299
00:18:47,868 --> 00:18:50,905
拜託別叫我學長

300
00:18:52,573 --> 00:18:54,642
這樣關係會變得很複雜

301
00:18:54,642 --> 00:18:56,777
怕什麼 現在就我們二個人

302
00:18:58,646 --> 00:19:01,949
你的手帕真時髦

303
00:19:01,949 --> 00:19:07,922
這是昨天抓回來的小鬼忘了帶走的

304
00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:10,391
我也想要

305
00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:17,431
崇崇 肥婆 快起來

306
00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:21,669
幹嘛

307
00:19:21,669 --> 00:19:25,339
這位紳士要找你談談

308
00:19:29,276 --> 00:19:31,712
你就是G男孩的老大吧

309
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:33,647
他是King

310
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:39,253
幹嘛 嗑藥的事跟我無關噢

311
00:19:39,253 --> 00:19:41,488
那我就直說了

312
00:19:41,488 --> 00:19:44,191
怎麼 你這小子在搞毒品嗎

313
00:19:44,191 --> 00:19:46,660
先生 請你別插嘴

314
00:19:46,660 --> 00:19:48,262
好

315
00:19:53,133 --> 00:19:58,439
前幾天西口發生火災 這你知道吧

316
00:20:00,975 --> 00:20:02,710
我表演得不好笑嗎

317
00:20:03,310 --> 00:20:06,914
移動這個游標

318
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:10,084
再按這個鍵 你看

319
00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:15,556
哇塞 阿裡你亂厲害的 了不起

320
00:20:15,556 --> 00:20:19,159
在我國絕不可能有這種事

321
00:20:19,159 --> 00:20:22,730
販毒一定判死刑

322
00:20:23,697 --> 00:20:26,400
所以你才把毒品燒掉嗎

323
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:31,872
我是為了阿美才那麼做

324
00:20:31,872 --> 00:20:36,443
結果反而讓她傷心

325
00:20:37,211 --> 00:20:39,246
這是為什麼

326
00:20:42,182 --> 00:20:44,585
有人在嗎
是阿美

327
00:20:44,585 --> 00:20:45,986
慢著 你回來

328
00:20:45,986 --> 00:20:47,187
阿美...

329
00:20:47,187 --> 00:20:48,222
拿去

330
00:20:48,222 --> 00:20:52,860
阿美...

331
00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:53,994
拿去

332
00:20:55,696 --> 00:20:59,600
你們好像羅密歐與茱麗葉

333
00:21:02,903 --> 00:21:04,405
快回去

334
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:17,351
阿誠 你替我告訴阿美

335
00:21:17,351 --> 00:21:21,722
想拿大行李 就穿小鞋子

336
00:21:22,089 --> 00:21:23,457
這什麼意思

337
00:21:23,457 --> 00:21:26,026
不知道 我正在想

338
00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:33,600
怪了 明明有很多人說 毒品是向你買的

339
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:37,037
如果要在池袋擴大毒品市場

340
00:21:37,037 --> 00:21:40,874
應該會利用你們這種小混混

341
00:21:40,874 --> 00:21:44,345
你知道內幕吧 小子

342
00:21:46,380 --> 00:21:49,516
前幾天西口公廁

343
00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:52,986
聽說某人的手指掉落在尿池中

344
00:21:52,986 --> 00:21:54,922
你猜是誰幹的

345
00:21:54,922 --> 00:21:57,958
你的鼻子動了 我看到了

346
00:21:57,958 --> 00:22:00,594
你討厭我嗎

347
00:22:03,497 --> 00:22:04,832
拿去

348
00:22:05,666 --> 00:22:06,600
這是幹什麼

349
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:10,371
你大概得花錢去打點 拿去用吧

350
00:22:11,004 --> 00:22:12,239
可是這麼多錢

351
00:22:12,239 --> 00:22:17,478
放心 只要我的屁股還在 立刻就賺回來了

352
00:22:17,478 --> 00:22:21,048
還有這個

353
00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:23,617
替我沖到馬桶裡

354
00:22:28,723 --> 00:22:30,358
阿裡還好嗎

355
00:22:32,358 --> 00:22:36,964
他一直吵著要見妳

356
00:22:36,964 --> 00:22:39,566
我老媽也很喜歡他

357
00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:42,169
還說他長得像艾爾帕西諾

358
00:22:42,169 --> 00:22:44,238
阿裡比他帥多了

359
00:22:45,738 --> 00:22:48,942
阿裡還叫我告訴妳

360
00:22:48,942 --> 00:22:55,449
要拿大行李 就穿小鞋子 我聽都聽不懂

361
00:23:01,989 --> 00:23:07,828
你告訴他 我也好想他

362
00:23:08,562 --> 00:23:09,797
千秋

363
00:23:12,866 --> 00:23:15,102
妳知道怎麼聯絡重量E嗎

364
00:23:16,804 --> 00:23:19,973
我會盡力試試看

365
00:23:21,742 --> 00:23:25,678
其實我...本來想拒絕的

366
00:23:26,978 --> 00:23:29,217
可是想想還是很奇怪

367
00:23:29,517 --> 00:23:32,820
毒販在外面大搖大擺

368
00:23:32,820 --> 00:23:36,089
像你們這種好人 卻得躲躲藏藏

369
00:23:36,089 --> 00:23:39,326
連見個面都不行 這太奇怪了

370
00:23:40,828 --> 00:23:43,597
我會努力的

371
00:23:44,264 --> 00:23:46,233
謝謝

372
00:24:02,382 --> 00:24:03,550
嗨 電波呆

373
00:24:04,017 --> 00:24:06,186
又是你

374
00:24:06,587 --> 00:24:09,189
不行啦 店長現在在店裡

375
00:24:09,189 --> 00:24:12,392
你既然綽號叫電波

376
00:24:12,392 --> 00:24:14,328
一定很喜歡竊聽或偷拍吧

377
00:24:14,328 --> 00:24:19,233
與其說是喜歡 簡直就是狂熱份子

378
00:24:19,233 --> 00:24:20,701
狂熱份子?

379
00:24:22,236 --> 00:24:24,438
應該蠻有意思的

380
00:24:24,438 --> 00:24:26,840
以前我在徵信社打過工

381
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:30,844
竊聽偷拍我都可以搞定

382
00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:32,312
胖子你真有一套

383
00:24:32,312 --> 00:24:34,414
那電波就當作戰參謀

384
00:24:34,414 --> 00:24:37,851
可是對方是黑道耶 不會有危險嗎

385
00:24:37,851 --> 00:24:40,521
是很危險 可是...

386
00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:41,288
可是什麼

387
00:24:41,288 --> 00:24:44,024
我已經收了錢

388
00:24:47,427 --> 00:24:50,097
這麼厚一疊

389
00:24:50,097 --> 00:24:52,266
誰要參加?
我...

390
00:24:53,601 --> 00:24:59,172
送信機三台 收信機一台 腳踏車二台

391
00:24:59,172 --> 00:25:00,841
用我的腳踏車就行了

392
00:25:00,841 --> 00:25:03,010
那就一台 中古廂型車一輛

393
00:25:03,010 --> 00:25:05,412
還要買車子?

394
00:25:05,412 --> 00:25:07,581
以免被人發現行蹤

395
00:25:09,917 --> 00:25:12,753
誰要搭我的便車?

396
00:25:19,159 --> 00:25:21,194
好 按下去

397
00:25:21,194 --> 00:25:23,263
妳別亂動 好...

398
00:25:24,565 --> 00:25:27,200
妳耳朵真小
亂講

399
00:25:27,467 --> 00:25:30,771
出現了...

400
00:25:30,771 --> 00:25:35,075
好厲害
(阿俊 阿政)

401
00:25:35,075 --> 00:25:36,677
看得我頭都昏了

402
00:25:36,677 --> 00:25:38,845
那我的呢

403
00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:42,249
好酷
(小光)

404
00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:44,384
連誠誠的鼻孔都拍得一清二楚

405
00:25:44,384 --> 00:25:46,219
別鬧了

406
00:25:46,553 --> 00:25:51,625
咦 這白白的是什麼
(阿俊)

407
00:25:52,125 --> 00:25:53,226
你們看 桃子

408
00:25:53,226 --> 00:25:54,661
你到底幾歲了

409
00:25:55,128 --> 00:25:56,163
二十

410
00:25:57,731 --> 00:25:59,299
別鬧了

411
00:26:00,934 --> 00:26:02,402
我是阿誠

412
00:26:02,402 --> 00:26:04,538
你知道警方已經出動了嗎

413
00:26:04,538 --> 00:26:05,505
不知道

414
00:26:05,505 --> 00:26:06,540
你要插手嗎

415
00:26:06,540 --> 00:26:08,041
我已經插手了

416
00:26:08,741 --> 00:26:11,111
耶...

417
00:26:12,611 --> 00:26:14,848
快去
是

418
00:26:20,787 --> 00:26:22,122
喂?

419
00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:27,661
聽說只要打電話給你 就能弄到外面沒有的貨

420
00:26:28,095 --> 00:26:31,398
妳叫什麼名字? 綽號也可以

421
00:26:31,398 --> 00:26:37,971
隨便編一個

422
00:26:37,971 --> 00:26:40,974
我叫香菇

423
00:26:40,974 --> 00:26:43,043
怎麼 還有別人在嗎

424
00:26:43,043 --> 00:26:44,177
就我一個人

425
00:26:44,177 --> 00:26:45,846
我看有問題噢

426
00:26:45,846 --> 00:26:47,948
是真的 相信我

427
00:26:47,948 --> 00:26:53,820
那妳大聲說一句丟臉的話

428
00:26:54,154 --> 00:26:59,926
不說就別想跟我談生意

429
00:27:01,294 --> 00:27:02,663
好嘛

430
00:27:04,965 --> 00:27:06,900
我是志村健

431
00:27:07,834 --> 00:27:09,770
妳這傢伙蠻有趣的

432
00:27:09,770 --> 00:27:12,372
三分鐘後打電話給我

433
00:27:12,639 --> 00:27:16,610
笑什麼笑

434
00:27:16,610 --> 00:27:19,913
討厭 人家嫁不出去了啦

435
00:27:19,913 --> 00:27:22,716
妳真的叫香菇嗎

436
00:27:22,716 --> 00:27:25,052
那是我國中的綽號

437
00:27:25,052 --> 00:27:25,886
為什麼

438
00:27:25,886 --> 00:27:29,256
有人哄我吃香菇 說那是魔法草菇

439
00:27:29,256 --> 00:27:33,160
我信以為真 變得很high

440
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,529
妳白癡啊

441
00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:39,833
我看啊 根本就是白癡

442
00:27:42,369 --> 00:27:45,238
開玩笑的啦

443
00:27:45,238 --> 00:27:48,241
阿政和阿俊笑我沒關係

444
00:27:48,241 --> 00:27:54,047
可是你憑什麼跟著笑我

445
00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:55,682
我到底是你什麼人 你說

446
00:27:55,682 --> 00:28:00,754
對不起 妳不是白癡 妳最聰明了

447
00:28:01,288 --> 00:28:03,090
真的嗎

448
00:28:04,057 --> 00:28:06,326
拜託妳別退出

449
00:28:08,528 --> 00:28:09,362
好嗎

450
00:28:15,736 --> 00:28:17,637
我是香菇

451
00:28:17,637 --> 00:28:19,573
妳要買多少

452
00:28:19,573 --> 00:28:22,809
我這裡分為點八和一個

453
00:28:23,143 --> 00:28:25,479
先從點八開始好了

454
00:28:25,479 --> 00:28:31,852
是嗎 那妳現在去北口池袋橋的步道

455
00:28:39,159 --> 00:28:41,394
妳就是香菇嗎

456
00:28:43,363 --> 00:28:44,364
對

457
00:28:44,364 --> 00:28:48,702
長得這麼可愛 膽子倒挺大的

458
00:28:50,604 --> 00:28:52,773
錢給你

459
00:28:52,773 --> 00:28:56,510
慢著 真的只有妳一個人嗎

460
00:28:57,344 --> 00:28:58,311
就我一個

461
00:28:58,311 --> 00:28:59,412
那妳現在說「啊咿」

462
00:28:59,412 --> 00:29:03,450
別鬧了啦

463
00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:06,453
不行 這是我做生意的規矩

464
00:29:06,453 --> 00:29:08,989
妳不說 我就不賣了

465
00:29:11,091 --> 00:29:12,292
啊咿

466
00:29:12,292 --> 00:29:13,493
臉上不用做表情

467
00:29:13,493 --> 00:29:15,962
那呆子臉上還做表情?

468
00:29:15,962 --> 00:29:18,899
可以了吧 快給我

469
00:29:21,768 --> 00:29:25,205
三分鐘後打電話給我

470
00:29:30,944 --> 00:29:33,079
氣死人

471
00:29:36,316 --> 00:29:39,853
剛才不好意思 聽著

472
00:29:39,853 --> 00:29:45,892
西口櫻木公園對面有個電話亭

473
00:29:45,892 --> 00:29:50,630
妳進去找找電話下面 要保持自然

474
00:29:50,630 --> 00:29:52,999
貨在那裡嗎

475
00:29:52,999 --> 00:29:55,302
對

476
00:29:56,870 --> 00:29:59,172
我再問一遍 妳真的...

477
00:29:59,172 --> 00:30:01,107
就我一個人啦

478
00:30:22,529 --> 00:30:25,432
不是點八 裡面有整整一公克

479
00:30:25,432 --> 00:30:30,470
我看妳可愛 所以特別優待 傻瓜

480
00:30:32,405 --> 00:30:35,275
如果滿意 記得下次再捧場

481
00:30:35,275 --> 00:30:36,109
謝...

482
00:30:37,777 --> 00:30:40,113
這個重量E倒蠻有趣的

483
00:30:40,113 --> 00:30:43,216
如果他沒販毒 搞不好可以交個朋友

484
00:30:43,216 --> 00:30:45,552
我才不要

485
00:30:45,552 --> 00:30:48,822
接著看阿俊的攝影機
香菇生氣了

486
00:30:53,026 --> 00:30:54,160
停

487
00:30:57,130 --> 00:30:58,298
這傢伙是誰

488
00:30:58,298 --> 00:31:00,200
大概是送貨的

489
00:31:02,469 --> 00:31:06,539
後來他一直在對面公園盯著小光

490
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:08,608
轉快點

491
00:31:09,743 --> 00:31:11,411
是我耶

492
00:31:19,819 --> 00:31:21,521
看到了吧

493
00:31:21,521 --> 00:31:27,327
原來如此 他專門照重量E的指示去送貨

494
00:31:27,327 --> 00:31:28,595
後來呢

495
00:31:28,595 --> 00:31:30,864
他確定小光拿到貨後

496
00:31:30,864 --> 00:31:33,199
就走進一間破公寓

497
00:31:33,199 --> 00:31:34,801
那裡一定是毒巢

498
00:31:34,801 --> 00:31:36,636
那就把這玩意裝在那裡吧

499
00:31:36,636 --> 00:31:37,370
這是什麼

500
00:31:37,370 --> 00:31:38,438
發信機

501
00:31:38,438 --> 00:31:41,608
可以連接電話線 竊聽電話

502
00:31:41,608 --> 00:31:44,544
厲害...

503
00:31:45,011 --> 00:31:47,213
好 下次攝影是三天後

504
00:31:47,213 --> 00:31:50,750
以後就定期碰面... 抱歉

505
00:31:55,522 --> 00:31:56,256
真的?

506
00:31:56,256 --> 00:31:57,390
怎麼了

507
00:31:57,390 --> 00:31:58,992
事情麻煩了

508
00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:00,627
(阿裡逃走了 老媽)

509
00:32:02,062 --> 00:32:04,197
我不是叫妳看住他嗎

510
00:32:04,197 --> 00:32:09,569
我只是去換個茶葉 他就不見了

511
00:32:10,136 --> 00:32:13,273
我說過了 千秋已預約額滿

512
00:32:13,273 --> 00:32:16,209
她跟洋鬍子在一起吧

513
00:32:16,476 --> 00:32:18,745
對不起 我預約了靜香 我姓橫山

514
00:32:18,745 --> 00:32:21,748
請進 本店的服務包括...

515
00:32:21,748 --> 00:32:25,552
少給我轉移話題

516
00:32:30,423 --> 00:32:33,393
對不起 誠誠

517
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:35,395
沒關係 我會想辦法

518
00:32:37,931 --> 00:32:40,500
你想耍我嗎
這是您訂的香瓜

519
00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:42,802
你先放在那裡

520
00:32:43,737 --> 00:32:45,705
你可別小看天道會

521
00:32:45,705 --> 00:32:47,474
你不怕我報警嗎

522
00:32:47,474 --> 00:32:49,476
誰怕誰

523
00:32:49,476 --> 00:32:55,281
我就是警察

524
00:32:58,818 --> 00:33:01,254
請你安靜點好嗎

525
00:33:25,245 --> 00:33:26,846
可惡 站住

526
00:33:26,846 --> 00:33:36,423
別跑...

527
00:33:43,797 --> 00:33:45,131
看你往哪跑

528
00:33:54,074 --> 00:33:55,542
轉過來

529
00:33:58,078 --> 00:33:59,679
你們追我幹嘛

530
00:33:59,679 --> 00:34:02,315
誰叫你急著逃跑

531
00:34:02,315 --> 00:34:03,850
是你們自己要追我的

532
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:18,364
來 辛苦了

533
00:34:20,366 --> 00:34:23,503
我變成桃太郎了

534
00:34:25,038 --> 00:34:28,441
阿裡 大家都是來幫你的

535
00:34:28,441 --> 00:34:30,143
你們好 我叫阿裡

536
00:34:30,143 --> 00:34:31,344
我是小光 請多指教

537
00:34:31,344 --> 00:34:34,981
待會再介紹 先去小光她家躲一下

538
00:34:34,981 --> 00:34:36,916
我可不要再躲在儲藏室

539
00:34:40,887 --> 00:34:47,862
哇塞 好大噢

540
00:34:51,562 --> 00:34:53,333
就妳一個人住嗎

541
00:34:53,333 --> 00:34:54,035
現在就我一個人

542
00:34:54,035 --> 00:34:57,070
我媽在公司附近租房子 我爸出國了

543
00:34:57,070 --> 00:34:59,172
好棒噢

544
00:34:59,172 --> 00:35:03,042
原來他這麼嫌棄我家儲藏室

545
00:35:03,209 --> 00:35:06,212
三張榻榻米大的房間 住了四個魔鬼

546
00:35:06,212 --> 00:35:09,015
你又在隨口瞎掰了

547
00:35:10,750 --> 00:35:13,386
抱歉 幫我盯著他好嗎

548
00:35:13,386 --> 00:35:15,221
沒問題 可是三天後的攝影怎麼辦

549
00:35:15,221 --> 00:35:16,456
得找人代替了

550
00:35:16,456 --> 00:35:20,093
不 我有辦法

551
00:35:23,830 --> 00:35:25,331
妳就是松茸嗎

552
00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:31,938
我是松茸 香菇是我妹妹

553
00:35:32,305 --> 00:35:34,574
真的假的啊

554
00:35:36,476 --> 00:35:40,480
不要隨便嘲笑別人的媽媽

555
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:43,616
重量E都傻了

556
00:35:43,616 --> 00:35:48,254
阿誠 剛才我在重量E他家也裝了竊聽器

557
00:35:48,254 --> 00:35:52,458
只要把這個收信機裝在半徑一百公尺內

558
00:35:52,458 --> 00:35:54,894
每天回收就行了

559
00:35:54,894 --> 00:35:57,830
你乾脆辭掉超商的工作 專門搞竊聽算了

560
00:35:57,830 --> 00:35:59,265
如果當成職業 就沒樂趣了

561
00:35:59,265 --> 00:36:00,800
噓 你們聽

562
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:04,504
我是阿花 我是阿花...

563
00:36:05,805 --> 00:36:09,375
你每天自動來警局報到

564
00:36:09,375 --> 00:36:13,446
又不肯說半句話 到底想怎樣

565
00:36:15,248 --> 00:36:18,218
這是向警方示威嗎

566
00:36:18,218 --> 00:36:22,589
還是想告訴我
搞不定老大 手下也不會招?

567
00:36:27,660 --> 00:36:29,462
你傻了啊

568
00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:35,902
抱歉 我沒空

569
00:36:37,904 --> 00:36:40,707
你知道是誰殺死理香嗎

570
00:36:40,707 --> 00:36:41,874
什麼

571
00:36:41,874 --> 00:36:45,378
你知不知道嘛

572
00:36:51,351 --> 00:36:52,285
那你知道?

573
00:36:52,619 --> 00:36:55,054
不告訴你

574
00:36:55,054 --> 00:36:56,623
為什麼

575
00:36:56,623 --> 00:36:58,458
因為我討厭你

576
00:37:07,467 --> 00:37:09,335
我也討厭你

577
00:37:11,371 --> 00:37:13,239
搞什麼 這個阿花

578
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:17,443
阿誠 給你看個好玩的東西

579
00:37:17,877 --> 00:37:19,545
什麼

580
00:37:22,482 --> 00:37:24,884
哇塞 透明人耶

581
00:37:24,884 --> 00:37:28,054
只要一格一格消掉臉孔 移植背景就行了

582
00:37:28,054 --> 00:37:29,656
你聽這聲音

583
00:37:31,357 --> 00:37:33,626
妳就是香菇嗎

584
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:35,828
對呀

585
00:37:35,828 --> 00:37:38,264
變成卡通聲音了

586
00:37:38,264 --> 00:37:43,102
只要利用變聲器 就可以改變聲音

587
00:37:43,102 --> 00:37:44,437
厲害

588
00:37:44,437 --> 00:37:46,739
這樣就猜不出這是誰了

589
00:37:47,974 --> 00:37:50,843
雖然我還是聽不懂 不過你真厲害

590
00:37:50,843 --> 00:37:53,479
早上就可以全部搞定了

591
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:55,715
電波專家加上卡通迷

592
00:37:55,715 --> 00:37:58,217
朋友果然用處多多

593
00:37:59,118 --> 00:38:01,020
可以補貨了吧

594
00:38:01,020 --> 00:38:04,290
好 下週五三點補貨

595
00:38:04,290 --> 00:38:07,694
在池袋花園廣場大廳碰面

596
00:38:33,019 --> 00:38:35,455
笨蛋 這麼遜
對不起

597
00:38:35,455 --> 00:38:36,356
早啊 兄弟

598
00:38:36,356 --> 00:38:38,024
我撿到這個
(手塚寄物櫃鑰匙)

599
00:38:38,024 --> 00:38:39,726
那你進去填個單子

600
00:38:39,726 --> 00:38:40,793
不用了 我懶得麻煩

601
00:38:40,793 --> 00:38:42,295
算是謝謝你上次幫我解圍

602
00:38:42,295 --> 00:38:47,100
幫你解圍? 我只是想專心玩而已

603
00:38:47,100 --> 00:38:49,969
你也該立個功勞了 拜拜

604
00:38:49,969 --> 00:38:52,138
等一下 兄弟

605
00:39:09,622 --> 00:39:12,392
這是...我的媽呀

606
00:39:13,159 --> 00:39:15,628
妳就是香菇嗎

607
00:39:16,362 --> 00:39:17,897
對呀

608
00:39:17,897 --> 00:39:21,667
長得這麼可愛 膽子倒挺大的

609
00:39:22,835 --> 00:39:24,370
錢給你

610
00:39:24,370 --> 00:39:27,573
被他們搶先一步了

611
00:39:27,573 --> 00:39:28,975
笨蛋

612
00:39:36,115 --> 00:39:41,087
局長 趕緊去挽回顏面吧

613
00:39:41,988 --> 00:39:42,989
局長

614
00:39:59,906 --> 00:40:04,977
二千加上上次那筆錢...

615
00:40:08,815 --> 00:40:10,183
對不起

616
00:40:10,183 --> 00:40:11,784
香菇 妳怎麼現在才來

617
00:40:11,784 --> 00:40:14,253
阿裡突然中邪了

618
00:40:14,253 --> 00:40:15,421
他是在禱告吧

619
00:40:15,421 --> 00:40:18,291
這個我知道 可是他突然陰陽怪氣的

620
00:40:18,291 --> 00:40:20,526
還說我家充滿邪氣

621
00:40:20,526 --> 00:40:22,094
真是沒禮貌

622
00:40:22,094 --> 00:40:24,230
妳家大概有鬼吧
亂講

623
00:40:24,230 --> 00:40:26,566
噓 要開始了

624
00:40:49,222 --> 00:40:50,656
不許動

625
00:41:05,204 --> 00:41:07,807
重量E 你本名是江頭辰吉吧

626
00:41:07,807 --> 00:41:08,674
對

627
00:41:11,143 --> 00:41:15,014
我要以麻藥現行犯的罪名逮補你

628
00:41:24,390 --> 00:41:26,225
一點也不精釆

629
00:41:29,061 --> 00:41:30,162
好玩嗎

630
00:41:31,764 --> 00:41:35,635
下次有好玩的 記得讓我也參一腳

631
00:41:36,702 --> 00:41:38,271
少開玩笑了

632
00:41:39,105 --> 00:41:43,075
否則我把你們都抓去

633
00:41:45,411 --> 00:41:49,916
好耶...

634
00:41:52,218 --> 00:41:56,956
各位 這次讓大家虛驚一場

635
00:41:56,956 --> 00:42:00,092
阿美的朋友都是大好人

636
00:42:00,092 --> 00:42:01,360
謝謝你們

637
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:05,498
好耶...

638
00:42:05,498 --> 00:42:14,540
還有 阿美 分開的這段期間 我一直在想妳

639
00:42:14,540 --> 00:42:16,742
耶 快親一個

640
00:42:16,742 --> 00:42:18,511
我已經決定了

641
00:42:18,511 --> 00:42:20,580
親一個啦
老太婆妳閉嘴

642
00:42:20,580 --> 00:42:25,117
阿美
什麼

643
00:42:25,551 --> 00:42:27,920
我要先唱一首歌

644
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:31,659
如今 船已揚帆
他唱日語歌耶

645
00:42:31,659 --> 00:42:33,127
讓開

646
00:42:33,127 --> 00:42:35,262
好 統統不許動

647
00:42:35,262 --> 00:42:38,197
你們這是幹什麼

648
00:42:40,232 --> 00:42:42,735
我是境管局的官員

649
00:42:42,735 --> 00:42:46,105
請把護照拿出來

650
00:43:19,071 --> 00:43:22,074
你的簽證早就過期了 請你跟我走

651
00:43:22,074 --> 00:43:23,342
你想幹嘛

652
00:43:23,342 --> 00:43:25,211
把他遣送出境

653
00:43:25,211 --> 00:43:27,179
那也犯不著現在就走吧

654
00:43:27,179 --> 00:43:29,181
這是規定

655
00:43:29,348 --> 00:43:33,252
慢著 給他一分鐘

656
00:43:33,252 --> 00:43:35,655
不 十秒鐘也好

657
00:43:35,655 --> 00:43:37,957
讓他把話說完

658
00:43:39,158 --> 00:43:39,959
好吧

659
00:43:47,933 --> 00:43:49,502
我們一定會再見

660
00:43:50,703 --> 00:43:51,771
我等你

661
00:43:55,141 --> 00:43:56,942
你要說什麼

662
00:44:02,415 --> 00:44:05,785
我不知道該說什麼好

663
00:44:07,620 --> 00:44:09,321
十秒到了

664
00:44:15,327 --> 00:44:20,499
如果不戴眼鏡 就找不到眼鏡

665
00:44:22,134 --> 00:44:24,203
這是什麼意思

666
00:44:24,203 --> 00:44:25,905
我剛剛想到的

667
00:44:37,516 --> 00:44:38,918
走吧

668
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,583
你帶來啦

669
00:45:10,583 --> 00:45:12,051
連電源開關都打不開

670
00:45:12,051 --> 00:45:13,152
進來

671
00:45:14,887 --> 00:45:18,657
那你先去上面房間 我去倒茶

672
00:45:37,276 --> 00:45:39,044
怎麼可能有鬼嘛