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5月7日

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要去看相扑比赛是也吗

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还在挖洞是也呢

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清志殿下

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你想越狱是也吗

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目前 你是在用藏好的叉子挖洞是吧

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越狱计划如果被大家知道了的话

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我就完蛋了

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干脆割断这家伙的喉咙

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你这是在模仿好莱坞电影吗

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我助你一臂之力是也

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什么

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小生决定助清志殿下越狱是也

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哈？

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被万里看到了吗

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（南美教育现场的现状与课题）

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果然今天就要和你们永别 了

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这才是作为教育者 作为父亲

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不对 是作为男人的分寸

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清志殿下 你知道三国志吗

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嗯 知道是知道 但没认真读过

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经过了漫长的等待 在这个5月7日

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将要在秋叶原举办四年一度的三国志手办祭是也

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在那里出售的限量版关云长和赤兔马手办

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小生一定要买到是也

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什么 难道你是想让我帮你买吗

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正是

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你就为了这么不争气的理由

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什么不争气？

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四年一度的限量版是也

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我知道了 你给我小点声

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咦 真吾 你怎么还不去洗澡 还有十分钟就关门了

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搞毛啊

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干嘛不叫上我啊

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像你这么个挖洞法 周六可赶不上是也

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在下有一妙计

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妙计？

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啊 抱歉

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这肥皂 怎么捡不起来是也啊

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肩膀酸死了

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肥皂 肥皂

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这是什么鬼

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周六 高二要进行模考是也

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清志殿下 你就从校门…

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（菊花与校门同音）

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菊花？

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喂 你没事吧

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好痛是也

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这是…

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这俩人 来真的啊

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完了 被发现了

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真 真吾殿下 快点进来啊

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不用了…

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快来啊 时间不多了

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很舒服是也哦

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这俩人完全是顶上猎物的眼神啊

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糟了 刚才的对话…

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被他听见了是也吗

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我今天还是不洗了

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然后 从校门干什么

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清志殿下你扮女装 从校门大大方方地出去是也

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女装？

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不是吧

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哎呀 我说真的啦

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- 真的吗  - 真的

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为什么要那么说啊

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不知道啊

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什么 那个数学老师吗

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对对对 太糟糕了

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你现在坐在哪儿

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明天放学后 从洗衣房借女生校服一用

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在洗衣店的大叔取出衣物收纳箱之前

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好勒

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大叔

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咋地

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刚才你看着小生的脸笑了吧是也

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有种过来啊

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哈？看不起我啊 混小子

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快过来啊

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来啊

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好 先去洗衣房

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校服已经装进车里了吗

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啊 这是…

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副会长的…

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（副会长本名 白木芽衣子 首字母SM）

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有种过来啊

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来…

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请珍爱生命

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得快点了

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找到了

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真是的 现在的小子…

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不好 被锁在里面了

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乱世啊 清志殿下我来助你是也

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让我一骑当千吧

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关羽大人 请赐小生力量吧

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咋回事啊

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你刚才没事吧

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那一瞬间 小生被关羽大人附身了是也

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校服顺利拿到手了

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现在的问题是

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我怎么才能在越狱期间 逃过里学生会的视线

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在下可是被称为“练马第一军师”的男人

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请放心

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这是什么啊 开什么玩笑

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越狱那天 清志殿下你就因为拉肚子一直蹲厕所是也

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但是 这个理由顶多能蒙混一个小时吧

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正是

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副会长大人最后肯定会自己亲自确认是也

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因此 明天计算机课上

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就要把拉肚子的音频下载到这里是也

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只要预先把扬声器放在厕所里 播放音频的话

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为了假装我正在使劲是吗

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怎么可能

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怎么了

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不管我怎么我搜“大便 MP3” 都搜不到音频是也

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仔细找过了吗

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有倒是有 但都不够劲 派不上用场啊

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怎么办啊 只有现在的机会了

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小生以为

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只要进了这所女子学校 就能交到女朋友是也

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什么

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这个耳机 还可以当话筒用

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你 不会是要…

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既然搜不出来 就想办法弄出来

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你傻啊

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你要白白断送自己的青春吗

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比起四年来的忍耐来说 当然是忍三年更容易

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三国志手办四年才有一次

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住手

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清志殿下 抱歉

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葛人

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我一定会越狱成功的

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都高中生了还拉裤子

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你这混蛋的菊花这么松吗

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毒舌攻击啊

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是因为清志才变松的吧

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别说了

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站起来 大便眼睛仔

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对…对不起

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好痛

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混蛋 快给我站起来

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- 实在抱歉  - 好痛

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够了

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热死了 滚远点

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怎么了 没事吧

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就差最后一步了

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什么

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副会长大人

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请原谅我

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给我站住

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你在干什么

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人渣

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你这混蛋

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好痛

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大便眼镜仔 别跑

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最近犯人们抵抗情绪很高啊

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是不是你监管不力啊

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可…可能是因为适应了监狱恶劣环境的缘故

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简直就像打不死的小强

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我不想听藉口

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是

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如果再发生这种烂事

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你自己会怎么样都清楚吧

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是

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葛人那家伙没事吧

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到底会受什么处罚啊

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做好心理准备了吧

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葛人 你…

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你这发型是怎么回事

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为了表示深刻反省 就让副会长大人给我剃了寸头

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把你那么爱惜的长发给…

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哇 是剃毛游戏吗

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这样挺清爽的

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这样也挺好

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安德鲁 下一个我来

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葛人 你没事吧

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什么

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打开看看

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好恶心

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你居然说恶心

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这可是在下拚死准备的假发

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假发？

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难道你是为了这个才故意招惹副会长的吗

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怎么了 如果是为了三国志手办

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剃两天光头又算什么

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我一定会越狱成功的

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千代 我一定会越狱成功的

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-=本字幕由 SUBPIG猪猪字幕组 出品，提供给TTG-DoA=-

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下午五点前一定要回来啊

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知道了

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愿您凯旋

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等着我 千代

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无论如何我都会到你身边的

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怎么没看到清志

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清志从早上开始肚子就不舒服

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刚刚去厕所了

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跟他说别总去厕所

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遵命

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巴西的伊莎贝尔啊

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你那性感的臀部 让我终生难忘

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理事长？

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永别了 伊莎贝尔

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在这儿干嘛呢

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永别了 艾维塔

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永别了 克劳迪娅

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很好 谁也没发现

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能成功 一定能成功

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保持微笑 还差十米

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请等一下

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你 这身打扮是…怎么回事

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会长 只差一步了啊

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不好意思 你是为了遮住衣服后面的裂口吧

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给你添麻烦了

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今天我特别允许了 你就这么走吧

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越狱 成功

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千代

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久等了

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永别了 可爱的美臀们

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父亲

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你在这里做什么

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我准备补这个窟窿 呢

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窟窿？

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预备

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冲啊 冲啊 加油

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真棒 加油

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清志 清志

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什么

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好

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来嘛 笑一笑

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拍的不错嘛

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我也发给你罗

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嗯

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- 你脸上粘着饭粒  - 什么

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我能降生在这个世上真是太好了

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怎么了

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什么

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眼睛里进沙子了 我去一下厕所

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好

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好 也给爸爸他们发一下吧

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不好意思

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原来如此

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真讨厌

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包包也弄湿了 不好不好

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这是… 我的校服

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不好意思 厕所有点远

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不是你想的那样 千代

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这是…

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你真 恶心

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千代

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清志还在厕所吗

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是的

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不管怎么说 他离开工作岗位也太久了吧

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那 在下去看一下吧

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不用了 我自己去提醒他

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真是的 一个个的菊花都残了吗

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喂 清志

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你到底要擅离职守到什么时候

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听到没有 清志

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再不出来 我就要进去了

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居然用屁来回答我 亏你想得出来

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快给我回去干活

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完美

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什么情况 这下坏了

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不好 清志殿下还要十五分钟才能回来

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给我出来 清志

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不出声吗 那就别怪我了

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不好意思 我肚子不舒服

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在里面就出个声啊

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快给我回去干活

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遵命

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刚刚…那是你啊

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会长

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这难道不是你吗

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相扑比赛 看得开心吗

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男子退学作战计划

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执行代号为“DTO作战”的行动

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（冒出的汗）

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自己只管自己爽

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（涌出的泪）

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（那个）

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我先来喷你

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（喷你）

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好烫

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（激情碰撞）

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这家伙要来真的吗

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要上了哦

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开心点 《监狱学园》的DVD终于要上市了

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里面可是满满的非公开片花和幕后制作哦

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你们也想要吧

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也想要吧

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想要吧

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想要