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全体列队

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今天咱们是最后一次见面了

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男生们 早上好

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昨晚睡得好 吗

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大约一个月前

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你们因为偷窥女生浴室被关进监狱

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然后又三次试图越狱

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这些就是你们犯下的罪

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以上均属事实 吧

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没有反驳的余地吧

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那么从今天起你们就被退学 了

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真是受够作业了

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诶 什么

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有流氓啊

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快报警 快报警

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这里有变态

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你们输了

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- 快点从这所学校消失... - 抱歉了会长

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赢的人...

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是我们

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赢的人...

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是我们

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听起来不过是丧家之犬的呐喊

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难道说...

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你是谁

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放开我 副会长

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难道是 让？

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那你是...

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千代小姐

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千代你为什么会在这儿

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大便眼镜仔去哪了 他去哪了

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他马上就会出现

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到那时 就是你们里学生会的死期

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快进来

35
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我们抓到一个可疑分子

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老实点

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诸葛岳人 参上

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大便眼镜仔

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装什么叉啊 你这个变态

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恶心死了

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够了

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你们回教室 去

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是

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千代 这是怎么回事

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为什么你会在监狱里...

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千代 回答我

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昨晚我从看守室的后门溜进来 躲在厕所里

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怎么可能

49
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我明明锁好门了

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没有 门开着呢

51
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什么

52
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此乃三角交换

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千代殿下从看守室的后门潜入后

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我请求上厕所

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我也想去

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在下和让殿下装成一起去厕所

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千代殿下正在那里等着我们

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千代殿下 在下感激不尽

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没事

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千代殿下换上让殿下的衣服 以便用帽子遮住脸

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让殿下换上在下的衣服和眼镜

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然后在下换上千代殿下的衣服

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这样一来 三角交换就完成了

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为什么你只穿了一条内裤 呢

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在下这种屎拉在裤子上的人

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怎能把千代殿下的衣服弄脏呢

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难道你的额头也是故意弄伤的吗

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没错

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为了方便让殿下变装

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在下故意弄伤额头 多缠了几圈绷带

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真的可以吗

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一鼓作气插下去...

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血啊

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理事长 我们要揭发里学生会的恶行

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里学生会为了把我们男生从学校赶出去

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设计陷害我们

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让的蚂蚁被乌鸦袭击

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安德鲁的越狱

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真吾没赶在门限之前回来

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都是里学生会策划的“DTO” 男生退学计划

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你够了 这些都是瞎编的

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根本没有证据

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因为电脑上的DTO计划书

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以及相关邮件都已经删除了吗

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我们昨晚可不是在跟你们玩捉迷藏

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什么

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如果有人能把看守室电脑里的数据复原的话

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不可能的

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昨晚巡逻的时候看守室是锁住的

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看守室的们可以从里面上锁

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可是 我在确认的时候看守室里没有人啊

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那个时候在下已经在外面了

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三角交换完成后

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我进入千代殿下事先为我打开门的看守室

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把删除的证据邮件复原后

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从后门出去 在外面一直躲到早上

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会长和副会长来巡逻时

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我们的计划就已经完成了

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这是在虚张声势

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从花联络我们到我们到达监狱 还不足十分钟

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那么短的时间 怎么可能复原数据

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看守室的电脑里已经事先下载好了复原软件

103
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并隐藏了起来

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事先是什么意思

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Go

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趁着副会长大人沉浸在和我们掰手腕的空当

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我溜进了看守室 下载好了复原软件并藏了起来

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如此 昨晚从复原数据到出去花了不到十分钟

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那么 那个数据在哪 呢

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葛人

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请收下

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我们五人虽未同时同地生

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但这是我们兄弟一条心

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经历了千辛万苦才弄到手的

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我们五人的灵魂

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男人的灵魂

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我确实收到 了

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确实 男生们的行动

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和这里写的完全一致 啊

120
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都是我的错

121
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什么

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清志...

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为了让小千代从后门进来而把锁打开的

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是你吧

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是的

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是那个时候

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那时趁小花不备 把锁打开了

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你说...趁我不备

129
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那是...为了转移我的注意...

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为了骗我...

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对不起

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混蛋清志

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清志

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清志

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住手 小花

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放开我 你这个混蛋

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混蛋 混蛋

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我要杀了你

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住手

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混蛋 混蛋清志

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混蛋 混蛋

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不要

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会长

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够了

145
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这不怪你

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小花 还有芽衣子

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都是我硬要你们参与我的计划的

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那么说 你承认这个计划是里学生会…

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也就是你们设下的圈套了

150
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我可以这么判断 吗

151
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真是对不起

152
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一切都是我的责任

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姊姊

154
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明白了

155
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各位男生

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原本是因为你们偷窥女浴室才把你们收监

157
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不过 你们已经在服刑期间清偿了罪行

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因此

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我在此宣布 自即刻起

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你们自由 了

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这样一来

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我们恢复了自由之身

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这件事 我会在之后提交职员大会

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届时应该会下达处分 吧

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完毕

166
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对不起 都是因为我一时疏忽

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不 要不是因为我沉迷于掰手腕…

168
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你们都做得很好

169
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事已至此

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是我对不住你们

171
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不 怎么会…

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姊姊

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没事了

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啊 还是自由世界的饭好吃啊

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挑自己喜欢的东西吃

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这才是真正的自由啊

177
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话说 你的手还没好啊

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才三天怎么可能会好啊

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可是 花殿下下手也太狠了

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没骨折真是不幸中的万幸

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这点小伤算不了什么

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这点惩罚

183
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的确是我咎由自取了

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没事吧 清志

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小千代

186
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我好担心你啊

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来 给我

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张口

189
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吃饭手不方便吧

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是 是啊

191
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那就张口

192
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那…那…

193
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好吃吗

194
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清志这家伙完全变了啊

195
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明明在监狱里的时候 眼睛更闪亮啊

196
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干嘛啊 羡慕吗

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杏子

198
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来 我也喂你

199
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不用了 二货

200
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我又没受伤

201
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你以为你是靠谁出来的啊

202
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要辜负恩人的情义吗

203
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那个 我…

204
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快张嘴

205
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好吃吗

206
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连真吾殿下都…

207
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真能吃啊 好奢侈

208
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- 吃太多了啦  - 多谢多谢

209
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不好意思

210
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请鞭挞我吧

211
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再来 用力 再来啊

212
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一个个都是窝囊废

213
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男儿处处皆战场

214
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理当胜而不骄…

215
00:17:28,670 --> 00:17:31,300
你们 拿到纸杯蛋糕了吗

216
00:17:31,460 --> 00:17:33,680
是…是在和我们说话吗

217
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是的 我们是家庭科部的

218
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这是纸杯蛋糕 送给你们

219
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啊 这不是《绝准三国志》吗

220
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给我看一下

221
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好帅啊

222
00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:49,430
这简直是乱世啊

223
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喂 你们看这个

224
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“湿T大赛”全面…

225
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停办？

226
00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:07,700
不是吧 为什么

227
00:18:07,940 --> 00:18:12,130
这是谁的蠢主意 必须全力提出异议

228
00:18:15,650 --> 00:18:18,070
话说 “学生会”是什么情况

229
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里学生会都那副德行

230
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一般的学生会也差不多吧

231
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我们获得了自由

232
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可以吃想吃的东西

233
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- 全部交出来  - 多谢多谢

234
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可以和女孩子们嬉戏打闹

235
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多谢多谢

236
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可以随意外出

237
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哦 清武也很有精神嘛

238
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是嘛 江川也很高兴啊

239
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我吗

240
00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:53,150
我啊…

241
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可以在自己的兴趣爱好上任意挥洒时间

242
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可是…

243
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开始

244
00:19:06,610 --> 00:19:08,960
我最喜欢不知火型了

245
00:19:09,820 --> 00:19:12,250
难道清志你喜欢云龙型吗

246
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:15,860
啊 云龙啊

247
00:19:16,370 --> 00:19:19,340
我也算不上是铁粉

248
00:19:19,510 --> 00:19:21,130
不过 确实是不错的力士啊

249
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:25,890
我刚刚说的是入场仪式

250
00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:27,330
什么

251
00:19:27,770 --> 00:19:30,900
清志 你真的喜欢相扑吗

252
00:19:32,230 --> 00:19:33,770
喜…喜欢啊

253
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:36,000
啊 开始了

254
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:38,280
开始

255
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:39,910
上啊 上啊

256
00:19:39,910 --> 00:19:41,220
加油啊

257
00:19:42,540 --> 00:19:45,630
话说 会长她们怎么样了

258
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:48,550
好像都在房间里反省

259
00:19:49,630 --> 00:19:55,750
这样啊 应该不会被退学吧

260
00:19:56,310 --> 00:19:57,530
你担心吗

261
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,450
也不是…

262
00:20:09,510 --> 00:20:10,740
确实

263
00:20:12,130 --> 00:20:15,680
如你们所言 啊

264
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:21,850
我就接受你们学生会的请求吧

265
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,600
真无聊啊

266
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,740
撤销湿T大赛真是受够了

267
00:20:34,580 --> 00:20:36,890
居然夺走我们最大的乐趣

268
00:20:37,580 --> 00:20:40,030
看来学生会也不是省油的灯啊

269
00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:53,530
会长

270
00:20:57,200 --> 00:21:00,780
以后还指着什么活啊

271
00:21:01,090 --> 00:21:03,240
没办法让湿T大赛复活吗

272
00:21:03,970 --> 00:21:05,600
真是不甘心啊

273
00:21:06,260 --> 00:21:08,200
既然里学生会已经垮台

274
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,870
肯定回天乏术

275
00:21:11,610 --> 00:21:14,150
怎样才能通往色欲天国呢

276
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:16,490
就是啊

277
00:21:17,650 --> 00:21:19,690
- 快啊 快啊  - 等一下

278
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:22,720
快啊 听说大家都聚起来了

279
00:21:24,090 --> 00:21:25,240
什么情况

280
00:21:45,690 --> 00:21:50,600
我 我算什么男人啊…

281
00:21:54,260 --> 00:21:56,600
这是…

282
00:22:56,720 --> 00:23:00,430
＜里学生会三名成员 因违反校规被罚入监狱＞

283
00:22:57,290 --> 00:23:01,110
里学生会要接受处罚吗

284
00:23:01,110 --> 00:23:02,040
真的假的

285
00:23:02,580 --> 00:23:04,000
真是乱世啊

286
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:30,450
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