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感觉有点冷啊

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应该是三十年前

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天下第一酿酒大师千不醉

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在天山之颠冒着严寒住了三年

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用天山千年冰雪酿制出来的梅花酒啊

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还有呢

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这酒冷中见热

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好像女人忽然很需要你

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千方百计要把你溶化一样

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应该是千不醉

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花了十天十夜 不眠不休

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以不熄之炉火

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用十次蒸煮而成的

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红火酒没错吧

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的确会喝酒 真是个酒鬼 还有

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我还没有说完呢

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还有一种酒在里面

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这种酒有点辣

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就像女人对你的恨

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因为里面加了朝天椒啊

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是千不醉为了纪念亡妻

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把他毕生酿得最好的酒

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混合而成的酒

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知道吗 还有

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这酒的名字呢 叫做 红颜

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厉害

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的确是千金难求的红颜

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你看你 一脸自满 不可一世

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你知道你的样子很讨厌吗

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这一杯 这一杯很难的 难倒你

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这杯

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难倒了吧

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不是吧

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认输吧 不要装模作样了

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街口的张二娘

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用街上田记号出售的白米

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私下酿制

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十天前成酒

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两天前才开封的白干

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你怎么会知道的

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因为我呢

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是个什么酒都喝的酒鬼啊

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师兄 服输了吗

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好 我认输 我尽管告诉你

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听着

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到国库偷就成了

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莫说一百三十万两

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一千万两都有啊

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你捉弄我

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是又怎么样

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要想干一场 我定奉陪

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笑什么

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我觉得爽啊

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爽什么爽

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怎么不爽啊

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能喝到两杯天下无双的好酒

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爽啊

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爽你个大头鬼

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两位想不想再喝一杯

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更爽的酒啊

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有什么酒会比千不醉的酒更爽

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对呀

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这是我新调制的酒

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喝了之后不但可以使你忘忧

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还会让你想起昔日美好的回忆

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一偿未了的心愿

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你的酒是什么名字

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人间何世

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怎么会这样子喝酒啊

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这样喝酒 还是头一回

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理由很简单

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在最舒适 最安逸的情况下

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品尝人间何世 会事半功倍的

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好舒服啊

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姐姐 这不会有什么问题吧

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人间何世我是第一次找人试验的

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你放心吧

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我对人间何世很有信心

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话虽这么说 可是 万一出了岔子

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你不用担心

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他们俩内力雄厚 身强力壮

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把他们作为试验人选

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是再合适不过了

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放着不用啊 反而暴殄天物

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玉楼师兄 玉楼师兄

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你带我去哪里呀

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等一下你就知道了

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你看 喜欢吗

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怎么样 喜不喜欢

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这是我吗

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那还有谁啊

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这要画多久啊

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不多 半个时辰

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半个时辰

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每天画半个时辰

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足足画了我半年呐

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怪不得这半年来

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我老是找不到你

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有几次 还被我爹骂我心野

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老是见不到人

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只要你喜欢 这又算得了什么呢

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师妹 如果你喜欢的话

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我可以每天都为你画

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我现在 是越来越讨厌叫你师妹了

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虽然我嘴上叫你师妹

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可是我对你的感情

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并不像师兄跟师妹那么简单

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你明白吗

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不明白

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你写这首诗 我真的不太明白

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什么秋水为神肉为骨啊

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我想回去翻翻书本 查个明白

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师妹

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师兄 我肚子饿了

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我们回去吃东西吧
师妹

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师妹 你这是干什么

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我要看看你的腋下刀厉害

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还是我的剑厉害

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你偷袭我

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就是为了破我的腋下刀

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对 出手吧

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你怎么不出手

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你就是小瞧我

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女孩子生气就不漂亮了

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师妹 你没事吧

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我没事

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两师兄妹切磋武艺

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应该点到即止

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你差点伤了小师妹 你知道吗

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我

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你不要怪二师兄

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都是我不好

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你还护着他

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要不是我硬逼着二师兄

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使出他的腋下刀的话

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他不会失手的 你错怪好人了

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那 那是我的错了

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事情还没弄明白

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你就胡乱指责他人

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你这么冲动 迟早要出事

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你是在教训我

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你不要忘了 我才是大师兄

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我只是实话实说而已

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你

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你们别吵了

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要教训就教训我吧

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不吵就好了嘛

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难得我爹今天不在

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要不然的话

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我们今天晚上 好好喝一杯

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怎么样

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好啊 好啊

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算了 走吧

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谁弄的菜最难吃

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谁就要洗碗

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君子一言

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快马一鞭

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你们做的菜好难吃呀

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师弟 你有没有想过

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我们为什么要听她的话

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因为她是女人

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可是为什么我们

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要听女人的话

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因为让女人快乐

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乃是世上最开心的事

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有点道理

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看来 我真的喜欢上师妹了

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那你也不用告诉我

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我一定要告诉你

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为什么

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因为我想知道

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你到底喜不喜欢师妹

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我喜欢

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那你

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我只是把她当作师妹看待

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喜欢是喜欢 不需要据为己有

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真的

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骗你是王八

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你们快点过来

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帮我把萤火虫抓回去

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走

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那你什么都不用干

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我当然是指挥你们了

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你呢 用佛法无边手

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去把萤火虫包围起来

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你呢 用千手擒拿爪

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去把萤火虫抓起来

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快点啊 去 快点

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快点

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开始觉得自己老了吧

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你不过小我几个月

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我老的话 你以为你还年轻吗

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你能不能说几句人话

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老是冷嘲热讽的你

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骂得好 骂得好

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很久没有让人骂了

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就只有师兄你会骂我 我喜欢

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那人间何世真的不错

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居然能令人回到从前快乐的日子

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你看到什么

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应该跟你一样

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年少轻狂 无忧无虑 快意人生

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还有没有心计 没有妒忌 随随便便

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所以说真正的朋友

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都是识于微时

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我该算是一个吧

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你别跟我来这套

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你永远都是我的敌人

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你不觉得错不在我吗

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不是你的错 难道是我的错

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那都是命运的安排嘛

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行了 行了

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你少来了

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你什么时候变得这么文绉绉的

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我文绉绉

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我虽然书没你念得多

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可是不管怎么说

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我也是个有内涵的人

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有的时候 我也会自我反省的

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反省你 卑劣的手段

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你不要乱说好不好

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我有让师父教我剑法吗

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好像没有

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我有说过喜欢静蓉师妹吗

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也没有

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那就是了

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有时候我不明白

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论武功 我比你高

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论相貌 我比你英俊

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论学识 我又比你好

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为什么静蓉师妹

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会喜欢你更多一点

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有的时候男女感情的事情

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是说不清楚的

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就说我吧

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到现在我始终不大明白

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为什么湘湘会做出这样的事情

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到死也不会明白

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男女感情真的无法解释

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我喜欢静蓉师妹

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静蓉师妹喜欢你

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你喜欢湘湘 湘湘喜欢我

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你说什么

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我说什么了

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没什么 没什么

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反正我觉得我们俩同是

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天涯沦落人呐

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要说这酒

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虽然比不上千不醉的佳酿

250
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倒也不错

251
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来仪这丫头真有点本事

252
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那可真要多谢关大哥夸奖了

253
00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:12,470
人间何世有没有令两位

254
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梦想成真呢

255
00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:16,550
梦想 倒没有成真

256
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可是感觉还是不错的

257
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素问 你不会把五石散

258
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放在人间何世里面吧

259
00:16:23,370 --> 00:16:25,250
这可是秘密 恕难奉告

260
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从两位脸上的表情来看

261
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效果还不错

262
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来仪姐 我们终于成功了

263
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我早说过嘛

264
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找他们两个来做试验

265
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是最合适的

266
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什么

267
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找我们做试验

268
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对啊 你们两个武功高 定力又好

269
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说不定这酒

270
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以后能帮上豪侠一把呢

271
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太过分了

272
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简直是非常非常地过分

273
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你们两个不会真的怪罪我们吧

274
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算了 老子今天心情好

275
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这事就算了

276
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算了吧 我今天心情也好

277
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就算了吧

278
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你们这个酒

279
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如果可以帮我梦想成真就好了

280
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那我的那个一百三十万两

281
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就可以筹到了

282
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那 也未必不可啊

283
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有什么办法

284
00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:21,500
话说这四大财神控制四方财富

285
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他们每一年

286
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都会选一家上等的乐府

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共进晚餐

288
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虫二楼自打我接手之后

289
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就被选为江南最佳乐府

290
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如果虫二楼中选

291
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我们可不可以

292
00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:34,350
在四大财神身上打打主意呢

293
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:39,870
我怎么没想到呢 四大财神

294
00:17:40,470 --> 00:17:42,270
四人之财富加起来

295
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是国库的二十倍

296
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在他们身上拿一百三十万两

297
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简直就是九牛一毛

298
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但这四个人的身份十分神秘

299
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没有人知道他们的背景

300
00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:57,000
来仪 你一定要让虫二楼中选

301
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我尽力而为吧

302
00:18:02,050 --> 00:18:05,250
何方贵客 光临虫二楼有何指教啊

303
00:18:09,270 --> 00:18:11,220
你就是这里的老板 凤来仪

304
00:18:12,070 --> 00:18:15,250
正是在下 不知大爷尊姓何名

305
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,070
连我贾大鹏都不认识

306
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:20,900
亏你们虫二楼

307
00:18:21,150 --> 00:18:22,770
还号称江南乐府之冠

308
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真是闻名不如见面

309
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见面不如闻名啊

310
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原来就是

311
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为四大财神办事的专使贾大爷

312
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真是失敬 失敬

313
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闲话少说 我这次来

314
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是想看看你们虫二楼

315
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:39,870
有没有资格

316
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:41,700
筹办四大财神的年夜饭局

317
00:18:43,070 --> 00:18:44,150
我这儿有几个问题

318
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都是关于迎客之道

319
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假使说你们答得得体的话

320
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我会考虑

321
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由你们虫二楼筹办这次盛事

322
00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:02,350
如何令贵客感到宾至如归隐

323
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,450
当顾客有特殊要求时

324
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如何让顾客满足

325
00:19:06,550 --> 00:19:07,720
如果有事情发生

326
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,500
该如何确保贵客的安全

327
00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:14,170
贾大爷 你不觉得这些问题

328
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,470
都是纸上谈兵

329
00:19:15,470 --> 00:19:17,450
好像不切合实际吗

330
00:19:19,350 --> 00:19:20,700
照凤老板这么说

331
00:19:21,570 --> 00:19:22,950
虫二楼必有所恃

332
00:19:23,870 --> 00:19:25,500
可否让贾某开开眼界呢

333
00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:28,900
其实我们虫二楼没什么特别的

334
00:19:29,150 --> 00:19:31,250
只不过它最大的特点就是

335
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,020
能让每一个顾客满意

336
00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:34,600
让他们实现梦想

337
00:19:35,070 --> 00:19:36,070
这也是虫二楼

338
00:19:36,070 --> 00:19:37,750
为什么倍受欢迎的原因

339
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:43,850
能够满足每一位贵客的

340
00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:44,870
要求和梦想

341
00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:46,750
这谈何容易

342
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,170
我贾某还想成为四大财神之一呢

343
00:19:50,950 --> 00:19:52,800
凤老板 你能满足我吗

344
00:19:54,270 --> 00:19:55,120
开玩笑

345
00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:57,670
贾爷 未尝不可

346
00:19:59,550 --> 00:20:00,550
你听清楚没有

347
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:03,320
我说的是要成为四大财神之一

348
00:20:04,450 --> 00:20:06,070
贾爷何必心急呢

349
00:20:06,950 --> 00:20:08,550
喝过这杯酒之后

350
00:20:08,550 --> 00:20:09,620
你就能知道

351
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,420
到底能否梦想成真了

352
00:20:14,950 --> 00:20:17,250
试一下吧 万一不成

353
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,000
贾大爷也不会吃亏呀

354
00:20:21,670 --> 00:20:22,070
好

355
00:20:22,670 --> 00:20:23,470
我倒要看看

356
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:25,800
你们俩这葫芦里面卖的什么药

357
00:20:34,550 --> 00:20:38,540
贾大爷 要不要奴婢为你踩踩背

358
00:20:39,470 --> 00:20:41,060
好 好呀 好

359
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:45,950
他真的以为

360
00:20:45,970 --> 00:20:48,120
有美女为他按摩 踩背

361
00:20:48,870 --> 00:20:50,470
那我们就满足他的要求吧

362
00:20:50,870 --> 00:20:52,500
好呀
好呀

363
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,200
舒服 舒服

364
00:21:00,070 --> 00:21:01,450
爽不爽啊

365
00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:02,570
爽 爽

366
00:21:03,670 --> 00:21:05,050
一 二 三

367
00:21:11,350 --> 00:21:12,820
贾大爷

368
00:21:14,550 --> 00:21:17,020
四大财神向您请安

369
00:21:17,270 --> 00:21:19,550
大爷到底要不要去见他们

370
00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:21,470
四大财神要向我请安

371
00:21:21,470 --> 00:21:24,170
什么 我什么时候

372
00:21:24,220 --> 00:21:25,400
成为财神中的财神

373
00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:27,600
这是昨天的事情啊
是呀

374
00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:29,520
就是 昨天的事情
真的

375
00:21:30,450 --> 00:21:32,900
好 你们跟我一起去

376
00:21:38,350 --> 00:21:40,750
方东岳给贾财神请安了

377
00:21:41,270 --> 00:21:43,670
我文耀南向贾大财神爷

378
00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:45,100
请安来了

379
00:21:45,670 --> 00:21:48,570
西宁给贾财神爷请安

380
00:21:50,850 --> 00:21:53,570
古北川给贾财神爷请安

381
00:21:54,050 --> 00:21:55,770
好了 好了 不必多礼了

382
00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:58,150
你们为什么说

383
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,000
我是财神中的财神

384
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:05,400
那是因为你做生意头脑灵活

385
00:22:05,550 --> 00:22:07,250
而且手段非常厉害

386
00:22:07,350 --> 00:22:08,800
真是战无不胜啊

387
00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:11,350
就是我们四人联手

388
00:22:11,350 --> 00:22:13,350
也要败在你贾财神爷手下

389
00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,150
对呀
是啊 是啊 是啊

390
00:22:15,470 --> 00:22:17,320
现在我们都欠您老的钱

391
00:22:17,550 --> 00:22:19,320
你说东 我们不敢说西

392
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:21,550
你说对 我们不敢说错

393
00:22:21,550 --> 00:22:22,700
对呀

394
00:22:27,050 --> 00:22:29,520
好 好 报应呀 报应啊

395
00:22:29,870 --> 00:22:31,500
这实在是报应啊

396
00:22:32,070 --> 00:22:35,300
你呀 平日里一直都给我脸色看

397
00:22:36,470 --> 00:22:37,920
以后还会吗

398
00:22:38,470 --> 00:22:41,100
不会 不 是不敢啊

399
00:22:41,350 --> 00:22:42,550
是啊是啊是啊

400
00:22:44,750 --> 00:22:46,550
你 你个死胖子

401
00:22:47,670 --> 00:22:49,870
平时就属你最乍乍乎乎

402
00:22:50,070 --> 00:22:51,270
总是不把我当人看待

403
00:22:51,470 --> 00:22:53,000
就是嘛

404
00:22:53,270 --> 00:22:54,520
我 我我我

405
00:22:54,870 --> 00:22:59,120
你干嘛 你还挡 再挡我要你还钱

406
00:22:59,270 --> 00:23:01,570
别别别 打这打这

407
00:23:02,350 --> 00:23:04,650
去去去 俗样

408
00:23:09,750 --> 00:23:10,670
我最看不顺眼

409
00:23:10,670 --> 00:23:12,070
就是你这个死肥婆

410
00:23:12,870 --> 00:23:14,670
凡事挑剔 诸多要求

411
00:23:16,150 --> 00:23:17,800
稍有那么一点不如意

412
00:23:18,270 --> 00:23:19,770
你就把我骂个狗血淋头

413
00:23:20,870 --> 00:23:23,750
今天 今天我要骂你祖宗十八代

414
00:23:24,450 --> 00:23:25,950
我呸呸呸

415
00:23:26,050 --> 00:23:27,350
该骂 该骂

416
00:23:27,450 --> 00:23:30,000
去去去 怎么样 行不行啊

417
00:23:30,550 --> 00:23:33,150
行行 你愿意怎么骂都行

418
00:23:39,350 --> 00:23:40,870
你这姓古的最不相信人

419
00:23:40,870 --> 00:23:42,070
我要你每天抄疑人不用

420
00:23:42,070 --> 00:23:43,220
这四个字一千遍

421
00:23:43,550 --> 00:23:45,470
不准找人代写呀 知道吗

422
00:24:05,250 --> 00:24:06,720
我这到底是做梦还是真的

423
00:24:07,350 --> 00:24:09,950
可是 做梦没有这么真

424
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:14,150
真也好 假也好 开心就好

425
00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:17,350
对对 开心就好

426
00:24:18,050 --> 00:24:19,700
我之所以能够梦想成真

427
00:24:19,950 --> 00:24:21,320
关键是那杯酒吧

428
00:24:22,270 --> 00:24:23,870
贾爷果真是聪明啊

429
00:24:24,020 --> 00:24:26,550
怪不得四大财神放心托以重任

430
00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:28,700
别拍我马屁了

431
00:24:29,620 --> 00:24:32,270
要想筹办四大财神的年夜饭局

432
00:24:32,550 --> 00:24:33,520
还要再过几关

433
00:24:34,870 --> 00:24:35,950
那比如说呢

434
00:24:37,550 --> 00:24:38,950
这比如说嘛

435
00:24:39,150 --> 00:24:41,670
我想找个异国情调的美女

436
00:24:42,170 --> 00:24:43,470
来服侍服侍我

437
00:24:54,150 --> 00:24:55,350
看到了吧

438
00:24:55,350 --> 00:24:58,220
那金色头发的是波斯美女

439
00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:59,750
那个头戴面纱的

440
00:24:59,750 --> 00:25:01,420
是来自天竺的美人

441
00:25:01,970 --> 00:25:04,850
不知道是否达到贾爷的要求啊

442
00:25:06,270 --> 00:25:10,120
好 不错 就只有这么两个

443
00:25:11,170 --> 00:25:12,750
只要贾爷说得出来的

444
00:25:12,750 --> 00:25:14,070
虫二楼有得是

445
00:25:14,750 --> 00:25:17,350
这俗话说人怕出名猪怕壮

446
00:25:17,500 --> 00:25:18,720
世上实在有太多人

447
00:25:18,770 --> 00:25:19,870
在打四大财神的主意

448
00:25:19,900 --> 00:25:21,350
所以 他们都很注意安全

449
00:25:21,550 --> 00:25:22,950
不知道在这方面

450
00:25:22,950 --> 00:25:24,800
你们虫二楼有什么保证呢

451
00:25:26,070 --> 00:25:27,270
我只能说

452
00:25:27,270 --> 00:25:29,920
还从来没有人来虫二楼生事

453
00:25:31,350 --> 00:25:31,850
那是因为

454
00:25:31,870 --> 00:25:34,000
你们平时招待的是一般客人

455
00:25:34,620 --> 00:25:36,370
可是四大财神可不一样

456
00:25:36,550 --> 00:25:38,770
比方说 如果有刺客的话

457
00:25:39,350 --> 00:25:40,250
受死吧

458
00:25:57,650 --> 00:25:58,200
停手

459
00:25:59,150 --> 00:26:00,020
早就知道了

460
00:26:01,750 --> 00:26:02,950
怎么样 贾爷

461
00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:05,220
虫二楼的安全还可以吧

462
00:26:06,070 --> 00:26:06,770
太可以了

463
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:09,970
你们怎么知道他们是我的人

464
00:26:11,370 --> 00:26:12,920
我刚才不是跟你讲了吗

465
00:26:13,070 --> 00:26:15,250
没有人敢来虫二楼生事的

466
00:26:19,550 --> 00:26:21,420
虫二楼确是个好地方

467
00:26:32,870 --> 00:26:35,150
我还是比较喜欢先前喝的那种

468
00:26:35,150 --> 00:26:36,700
能让我心想事成的酒

469
00:26:38,150 --> 00:26:39,270
只要虫二楼

470
00:26:39,270 --> 00:26:41,500
能办成四大财神的年夜饭局

471
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:43,870
以后贾爷无论什么时候到这里

472
00:26:43,870 --> 00:26:45,400
我们都会以人间何世

473
00:26:45,450 --> 00:26:46,920
好好招呼贾爷的

474
00:26:48,350 --> 00:26:50,050
好一个人间何世

475
00:26:53,050 --> 00:26:55,600
不知道在贾爷心里

476
00:26:55,750 --> 00:26:58,470
虫二楼的资格够不够啊

477
00:26:59,550 --> 00:27:01,270
你知道他们这些有钱人

478
00:27:01,550 --> 00:27:02,700
最怕的是什么

479
00:27:05,470 --> 00:27:06,470
来仪想想

480
00:27:06,470 --> 00:27:09,270
这世间的人不管是有钱的也好

481
00:27:09,270 --> 00:27:10,400
没钱的也好

482
00:27:10,670 --> 00:27:12,850
应该都是怕死的吧

483
00:27:13,270 --> 00:27:15,920
对 人有霎时祸福

484
00:27:16,220 --> 00:27:17,270
要是那些财神

485
00:27:17,270 --> 00:27:19,170
来到了你们虫二楼之后

486
00:27:19,450 --> 00:27:21,250
有了什么大病小病的话

487
00:27:21,350 --> 00:27:22,070
那该怎么办

488
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:24,900
贾爷 这可问着了

489
00:27:25,150 --> 00:27:25,900
你不知道吧

490
00:27:26,150 --> 00:27:28,550
素问姑娘可是名医扁鹊之后

491
00:27:28,670 --> 00:27:31,220
她的医术高明 能医百病

492
00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:32,420
那敢问姑娘

493
00:27:32,870 --> 00:27:34,870
这世间有何种毒物是最毒的

494
00:27:35,950 --> 00:27:37,320
除了配制而成的毒药

495
00:27:38,150 --> 00:27:39,720
该以鹤顶红为最毒

496
00:27:40,550 --> 00:27:41,200
那么

497
00:27:41,670 --> 00:27:43,300
这世间何种生物

498
00:27:43,420 --> 00:27:45,220
它的生命力是最顽强的

499
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:48,750
蟑螂 经过千百万年的变化

500
00:27:49,150 --> 00:27:50,270
它仍然没有绝种

501
00:27:50,950 --> 00:27:52,750
好 回答得好

502
00:27:57,550 --> 00:27:59,000
这里面就是鹤顶红

503
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:10,100
那你猜它还会有多久才会死

504
00:28:11,350 --> 00:28:12,170
已经死了

505
00:28:13,670 --> 00:28:15,270
假使说四大财神

506
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:16,770
中了这鹤顶红的毒

507
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:20,700
敢问素问姑娘 你能救吗

508
00:28:22,070 --> 00:28:22,570
能

509
00:28:23,550 --> 00:28:26,470
好 那么就是说凤老板

510
00:28:29,350 --> 00:28:30,670
你可以以身试药

511
00:28:32,870 --> 00:28:33,720
这有何难

512
00:28:40,150 --> 00:28:41,570
素问 靠你了

513
00:28:47,870 --> 00:28:49,320
贾大爷 请让开

514
00:29:30,750 --> 00:29:31,750
怎么样啊 贾爷

515
00:29:31,950 --> 00:29:34,420
你看看我 没事了吧

516
00:29:35,270 --> 00:29:38,450
好 素问姑娘果然是医术高明

517
00:29:39,270 --> 00:29:40,900
年二十八的财神饭局

518
00:29:41,150 --> 00:29:43,520
就交给你们虫二楼来筹办了

519
00:29:45,150 --> 00:29:46,870
那可真是多谢贾爷了

520
00:29:49,270 --> 00:29:50,700
来仪 干得好

521
00:29:51,150 --> 00:29:52,420
第一步我们已经成功了

522
00:29:54,470 --> 00:29:56,200
那还要多谢关大哥和素问

523
00:29:56,350 --> 00:29:57,820
要不是他们出手帮忙的话

524
00:29:58,100 --> 00:29:59,020
我想 贾大鹏

525
00:29:59,020 --> 00:30:00,650
不会那么快选中虫二楼

526
00:30:01,220 --> 00:30:03,150
这不过是举手之劳而已 不用谢

527
00:30:03,650 --> 00:30:05,550
我说 我们俩不单举手了

528
00:30:05,650 --> 00:30:06,600
连脚都举了

529
00:30:06,850 --> 00:30:08,520
为什么就没有人谢我们俩呢

530
00:30:08,950 --> 00:30:10,750
是啊 我怎么知道

531
00:30:10,950 --> 00:30:13,250
来仪姑娘 为什么会这样

532
00:30:15,850 --> 00:30:16,750
我们在办正事

533
00:30:16,750 --> 00:30:18,150
你们两个不要玩了

534
00:30:22,050 --> 00:30:23,550
他们两个好歹也出过力

535
00:30:23,750 --> 00:30:24,770
应该表扬一下

536
00:30:25,470 --> 00:30:27,250
最没有建树的人就是你

537
00:30:27,550 --> 00:30:28,950
老躲在家里等好消息

538
00:30:29,270 --> 00:30:30,650
你这个老大也太容易干了

539
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:32,470
你可不可以有一天

540
00:30:32,470 --> 00:30:33,220
不跟我抬杠

541
00:30:33,470 --> 00:30:35,070
可以 你死了以后

542
00:30:36,470 --> 00:30:37,500
或者是我死了以后

543
00:30:38,550 --> 00:30:40,470
爽呀 就是想气死你

544
00:30:40,570 --> 00:30:41,850
看你忍得多辛苦

545
00:30:42,270 --> 00:30:43,120
笑啊 笑啊

546
00:30:43,750 --> 00:30:45,020
笑出来 笑出来

547
00:30:46,550 --> 00:30:49,900
笑笑笑 笑出来
笑什么 笑完了没有

548
00:30:50,470 --> 00:30:51,450
有什么好笑的

549
00:30:53,350 --> 00:30:53,850
别笑了

550
00:30:56,750 --> 00:30:57,750
可以谈正经事了吧

551
00:31:01,550 --> 00:31:02,470
现在我们有机会

552
00:31:02,470 --> 00:31:03,800
接触到了四大财神

553
00:31:04,870 --> 00:31:06,750
但是怎么样才能从他们的身上

554
00:31:06,750 --> 00:31:08,400
得到这一百三十万两呢

555
00:31:09,070 --> 00:31:10,200
看来我们要找一个人

556
00:31:10,270 --> 00:31:11,220
来主持大局

557
00:31:12,470 --> 00:31:12,970
谁啊

558
00:31:14,070 --> 00:31:14,670
乐千千

559
00:31:18,270 --> 00:31:20,350
乐千千 你有没有搞错啊

560
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:22,270
由一个黄毛丫头来主持大局

561
00:31:22,270 --> 00:31:23,170
你是不是发昏

562
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:25,650
你们不要忘记

563
00:31:26,070 --> 00:31:27,350
她是天下第一骗神

564
00:31:27,350 --> 00:31:28,720
徐欺佛的徒弟

565
00:31:28,950 --> 00:31:31,950
骗人的伎俩五花八门 登峰造极

566
00:31:31,950 --> 00:31:33,170
我不管她是谁的徒弟

567
00:31:33,670 --> 00:31:34,870
如果她能把我骗了

568
00:31:35,270 --> 00:31:36,320
便由她来主持大局

569
00:31:36,550 --> 00:31:38,100
否则的话 那就由我来

570
00:31:40,670 --> 00:31:41,750
你们大家的意见呢

571
00:31:43,070 --> 00:31:44,670
我和关大哥意见一致

572
00:31:45,350 --> 00:31:46,900
好 那祝你们好运

573
00:31:59,750 --> 00:32:01,420
老兄 能不能帮个忙

574
00:32:04,350 --> 00:32:05,020
帮什么

575
00:32:05,670 --> 00:32:06,350
是这样的

576
00:32:06,570 --> 00:32:08,550
我买东西的店铺里没有零钱

577
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:11,500
所以 你能不能帮我换点零钱

578
00:32:14,550 --> 00:32:17,000
在下不会平白的麻烦兄台的

579
00:32:17,550 --> 00:32:18,970
我这里有十两银子

580
00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:20,950
就当作是麻烦兄台的费用

581
00:32:20,950 --> 00:32:22,000
你看如何

582
00:32:23,770 --> 00:32:25,400
怎么 还嫌少啊

583
00:32:25,750 --> 00:32:27,270
只要你肯帮我这个小忙

584
00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:28,770
这十两银子就是你的

585
00:32:28,950 --> 00:32:29,820
何乐而不为呢

586
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:36,450
好吧 给我好了 这真是麻烦

587
00:32:37,950 --> 00:32:39,170
兄台 等等

588
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,950
你这银票的真假我怎么知道

589
00:32:42,470 --> 00:32:43,550
先验一下成不成

590
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:44,420
你说什么

591
00:32:45,550 --> 00:32:45,870
这样吧

592
00:32:46,370 --> 00:32:48,150
你先拿着我的银两和银票

593
00:32:48,150 --> 00:32:49,020
这样总可以了吧

594
00:32:49,770 --> 00:32:52,900
拿着吧 放手吧
好

595
00:32:56,870 --> 00:32:59,650
喂 你验银票怎么跟照鸡蛋似的

596
00:33:00,670 --> 00:33:01,870
我三叔的老婆的

597
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:03,750
表弟的堂兄的女婿

598
00:33:03,970 --> 00:33:05,370
是银号的掌柜

599
00:33:05,670 --> 00:33:08,750
这个方法是他教我的 错不了

600
00:33:10,750 --> 00:33:12,250
我的是广兴号的银票

601
00:33:12,350 --> 00:33:14,450
全国通用的 怎么会错

602
00:33:14,750 --> 00:33:16,220
世上的骗子太多了

603
00:33:16,350 --> 00:33:18,120
不谨慎一点怎么行

604
00:33:19,550 --> 00:33:20,470
搞不懂啊

605
00:33:22,020 --> 00:33:23,670
胖子 你的银票是假的

606
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:26,300
还给你

607
00:33:29,470 --> 00:33:31,070
喂 有没有搞错

608
00:33:31,070 --> 00:33:33,020
我的银票怎么会是假的呢

609
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:36,900
莫名其妙

610
00:33:38,550 --> 00:33:40,550
把人家的东西搞成这个样子

611
00:33:44,670 --> 00:33:45,700
白纸

612
00:33:48,270 --> 00:33:48,950
来来来

613
00:33:49,150 --> 00:33:51,720
来 坐
来来来

614
00:33:55,570 --> 00:33:56,250
为什么来这儿

615
00:33:57,070 --> 00:33:59,670
便宜 你可以用最少的钱

616
00:33:59,670 --> 00:34:00,820
喝到最好的酒

617
00:34:01,270 --> 00:34:02,070
而最重要的是

618
00:34:02,550 --> 00:34:04,020
有些刘伶买到好酒之后

619
00:34:04,150 --> 00:34:05,870
会拿来这里跟大家一起分享

620
00:34:08,070 --> 00:34:09,670
真是好酒 好酒呀

621
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:11,000
好酒

622
00:34:12,870 --> 00:34:14,950
老兄 这酒是用什么调制而成的

623
00:34:15,670 --> 00:34:17,150
很好喝 可是

624
00:34:17,150 --> 00:34:18,070
我只喝得出

625
00:34:18,070 --> 00:34:19,350
里面有女儿红的味道

626
00:34:19,550 --> 00:34:21,420
其他的味道我就尝不出来了

627
00:34:21,950 --> 00:34:22,670
就是嘛

628
00:34:22,950 --> 00:34:24,050
我喝了十多年的酒

629
00:34:24,070 --> 00:34:25,050
也分辨不出来

630
00:34:25,150 --> 00:34:26,000
真是太神奇了

631
00:34:26,470 --> 00:34:28,800
师伯 这个是你表演的机会了

632
00:34:28,950 --> 00:34:29,820
跟你说过多少次了

633
00:34:30,150 --> 00:34:31,750
不要叫我师伯 伯伯伯

634
00:34:31,750 --> 00:34:33,000
把我叫成七老八十的

635
00:34:33,070 --> 00:34:33,970
叫关大哥

636
00:34:34,550 --> 00:34:35,420
再叫错的话

637
00:34:35,670 --> 00:34:36,670
我就对你不客气

638
00:34:36,670 --> 00:34:37,320
叫你吃耳光

639
00:34:39,150 --> 00:34:39,850
关大哥

640
00:34:41,950 --> 00:34:45,150
兄台 可否让我试一下

641
00:34:45,300 --> 00:34:45,970
你的佳酿

642
00:34:46,650 --> 00:34:51,820
当然可以 来 请

643
00:34:57,420 --> 00:35:03,340
三份女儿红 两份龙吟液

644
00:35:04,900 --> 00:35:07,270
还有一份是五蒸五酿的汾酒

645
00:35:08,950 --> 00:35:12,250
还有一份半是 清泉山的泉水

646
00:35:12,970 --> 00:35:15,600
另有 半份陵前龙井

647
00:35:17,270 --> 00:35:18,450
好 怎么样

648
00:35:19,750 --> 00:35:20,950
还有两份是

649
00:35:21,950 --> 00:35:23,370
怎么 尝不出来了

650
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:26,520
不可能 再试试

651
00:35:27,550 --> 00:35:28,450
那怎么行

652
00:35:30,550 --> 00:35:32,020
那么 这酒到底是什么

653
00:35:32,270 --> 00:35:33,420
烦请兄台赐教

654
00:35:33,870 --> 00:35:36,100
对不起 这是秘密

655
00:35:37,150 --> 00:35:39,750
兄台的酿酒功夫巧夺天工

656
00:35:39,750 --> 00:35:41,120
不知师承何人

657
00:35:41,750 --> 00:35:42,550
我没有师父

658
00:35:42,850 --> 00:35:43,650
靠的是一本

659
00:35:43,700 --> 00:35:45,600
失传了的杜康秘笈

660
00:35:46,270 --> 00:35:47,500
杜康秘笈

661
00:35:48,550 --> 00:35:50,420
杜康秘笈又重现酒坛

662
00:35:50,870 --> 00:35:52,120
怪不得我喝不出来

663
00:35:53,150 --> 00:35:54,420
不知兄弟能否割爱

664
00:35:55,050 --> 00:35:57,600
对不起 那是小弟的家传之宝

665
00:35:57,820 --> 00:35:59,150
那能否借在下拜读一下

666
00:36:00,070 --> 00:36:02,750
要是阁下借了不还 那怎么办

667
00:36:02,970 --> 00:36:04,170
我看 还是免了吧

668
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:09,070
关大哥

669
00:36:09,950 --> 00:36:10,620
来 兄弟们

670
00:36:14,070 --> 00:36:15,600
关大哥 怎么了

671
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:18,320
我还是头一回喝不出

672
00:36:18,370 --> 00:36:19,470
酒里面是什么东西

673
00:36:20,470 --> 00:36:23,200
杜康秘笈 好一本杜康秘笈

674
00:36:24,270 --> 00:36:27,270
要是能搞到手里 那该多好

675
00:36:27,670 --> 00:36:29,150
又不是什么武功秘笈

676
00:36:29,150 --> 00:36:29,970
瞧你紧张的

677
00:36:30,650 --> 00:36:32,270
说你不懂喝酒一点也没错

678
00:36:32,270 --> 00:36:33,470
我纵横酒坛二十多年

679
00:36:33,470 --> 00:36:34,620
头一次喝不出酒的成分

680
00:36:36,270 --> 00:36:39,020
那要不要我帮你把它偷回来

681
00:36:40,870 --> 00:36:41,700
这不太好吧

682
00:36:42,570 --> 00:36:43,700
那就不要说了 走

683
00:36:46,370 --> 00:36:47,450
我改变主意了

684
00:37:03,870 --> 00:37:04,750
兄弟 你没事吧

685
00:37:05,470 --> 00:37:06,020
没事 没事

686
00:37:06,650 --> 00:37:08,300
下次小心点
好

687
00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:22,200
什么 贾爷 你不是开玩笑吧

688
00:37:22,670 --> 00:37:25,000
凤老板 贾某要不是迫不得已

689
00:37:25,150 --> 00:37:26,520
也不会来打扰凤老板

690
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:28,870
我真的急需五千两

691
00:37:28,870 --> 00:37:29,720
来偿还赌债

692
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:32,800
五千两

693
00:37:33,550 --> 00:37:35,400
五千两可不是个小数目啊

694
00:37:37,020 --> 00:37:38,420
这好像也不是什么大数目

695
00:37:39,270 --> 00:37:41,000
我贾某当凤老板是朋友

696
00:37:41,350 --> 00:37:42,620
才来找凤老板商量

697
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:45,970
看样子我今天是来错了

698
00:37:46,550 --> 00:37:48,870
正好 月半轩也想筹办

699
00:37:48,870 --> 00:37:50,300
四大财神的年夜饭

700
00:37:50,750 --> 00:37:52,850
我想 只有他们能帮我

701
00:37:54,070 --> 00:37:57,750
慢着贾爷 这话是怎么说的呢

702
00:37:58,070 --> 00:38:00,200
既然贾爷把来仪当朋友

703
00:38:00,350 --> 00:38:02,020
来仪又怎么能拒绝呢

704
00:38:04,270 --> 00:38:06,550
凤老板可真是善解人意

705
00:38:15,270 --> 00:38:16,350
你真的肯花五百两

706
00:38:16,350 --> 00:38:17,670
买珍珠放进酒里

707
00:38:18,900 --> 00:38:20,550
杜康秘笈是这么写的

708
00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:23,420
可珍珠粉没有什么味道的

709
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:24,850
他最清楚

710
00:38:25,070 --> 00:38:26,670
任何酒只要多加一味进去

711
00:38:26,770 --> 00:38:27,920
味道就会不一样

712
00:38:28,150 --> 00:38:28,950
这你是知道的

713
00:38:30,670 --> 00:38:32,870
是 我担心你让人骗了

714
00:38:33,420 --> 00:38:34,420
我怎么会给人家骗呢

715
00:38:34,950 --> 00:38:36,270
一阵偷这本秘笈的时候

716
00:38:36,270 --> 00:38:37,670
还顺手偷了两颗珍珠

717
00:38:39,350 --> 00:38:40,470
那不是有珍珠了吗

718
00:38:41,070 --> 00:38:42,420
不够嘛

719
00:38:43,470 --> 00:38:44,120
珍珠来了

720
00:39:17,900 --> 00:39:19,500
终于被我调制出来了

721
00:39:28,150 --> 00:39:29,070
怎么这么难喝

722
00:39:29,370 --> 00:39:31,120
因为你被人家骗了

723
00:39:32,070 --> 00:39:32,750
你懂什么

724
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:34,870
我 懂骗你

725
00:39:44,750 --> 00:39:46,150
昨天晚上那几个人

726
00:39:46,350 --> 00:39:47,570
都是她们扮的

727
00:39:58,550 --> 00:40:00,250
你不就是大街上骗钱的那个

728
00:40:04,470 --> 00:40:07,350
凤老板可真是善解人意

729
00:40:11,250 --> 00:40:12,800
怎么样 好玩吗

730
00:40:13,670 --> 00:40:14,800
你们都被我给骗了

731
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:17,750
不知道我是不是有这个资格

732
00:40:17,900 --> 00:40:19,070
主持这次大局呢

733
00:40:20,350 --> 00:40:22,750
想不到 是你把我骗成这样的

734
00:40:23,350 --> 00:40:25,300
你的骗功还真是不浅啊

735
00:40:25,670 --> 00:40:27,320
我不得不说一个服字

736
00:40:27,870 --> 00:40:30,270
师兄 你不是说不会被别人骗吗

737
00:40:30,750 --> 00:40:31,170
不要说了

738
00:40:33,150 --> 00:40:33,900
我只想知道

739
00:40:34,350 --> 00:40:35,850
你怎么知道我一定会上当

740
00:40:36,750 --> 00:40:39,750
因为我知道你的弱点 你好酒

741
00:40:41,150 --> 00:40:43,750
风一阵则对自己的神偷绝技

742
00:40:43,750 --> 00:40:44,770
太过自信

743
00:40:45,700 --> 00:40:47,600
东郭仁太贪小便宜

744
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:51,870
来仪姐太紧张四大财神的饭局

745
00:40:53,870 --> 00:40:54,950
就是这么简单

746
00:40:55,070 --> 00:40:56,870
不过我还要精心设计

747
00:40:56,870 --> 00:40:59,150
你们才会乖乖地掉进我的局里

748
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:01,820
千千 那你打算

749
00:41:01,850 --> 00:41:03,100
怎么在四大财神身上

750
00:41:03,270 --> 00:41:04,670
骗取一百三十万两呢

751
00:41:04,670 --> 00:41:05,700
我当然有办法了

752
00:41:06,350 --> 00:41:08,550
千千 这件事就交给你了

753
00:41:19,370 --> 00:41:19,970
怎么样

754
00:41:23,150 --> 00:41:24,220
真是无聊啊

755
00:41:30,150 --> 00:41:31,520
你的眉毛画得不够好

756
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:32,670
让我给你添一笔

757
00:41:32,670 --> 00:41:33,320
少来啊

758
00:41:45,750 --> 00:41:46,570
臭小偷

759
00:41:49,070 --> 00:41:49,470
怎么

760
00:41:50,550 --> 00:41:51,250
大家都看到了

761
00:41:51,550 --> 00:41:53,320
是她扔的 不关我事

762
00:41:54,350 --> 00:41:56,300
我差点就研究出杀死你三千

763
00:41:56,370 --> 00:41:58,500
现在差一步 你说怎么办

764
00:41:59,470 --> 00:42:00,850
还是看看你的好兄弟

765
00:42:00,870 --> 00:42:02,170
在你脸上画了什么吧

766
00:42:05,150 --> 00:42:05,750
没有啊

767
00:42:05,750 --> 00:42:06,650
要不要镜子

768
00:42:07,750 --> 00:42:08,370
我有

769
00:42:25,270 --> 00:42:26,000
没有啊

770
00:42:26,670 --> 00:42:27,900
闭上眼睛看嘛

771
00:42:32,770 --> 00:42:33,800
还是没有啊

772
00:42:34,500 --> 00:42:35,650
你就睁开一只眼睛

773
00:42:35,700 --> 00:42:37,220
闭上一只眼睛看嘛 笨蛋

774
00:42:42,950 --> 00:42:44,000
是这样啊

775
00:42:47,470 --> 00:42:48,200
有问题吗

776
00:42:49,070 --> 00:42:49,950
你看到没有

777
00:42:49,950 --> 00:42:52,500
这只眼睛大点 要补一补

778
00:42:53,420 --> 00:42:54,750
这样
你

779
00:42:54,950 --> 00:42:56,800
行了 你们闹够了没有

780
00:42:57,070 --> 00:42:57,950
该谈正经事了

781
00:43:00,350 --> 00:43:01,520
那我来得刚好

782
00:43:02,550 --> 00:43:03,700
你跟千千的计划怎么样

783
00:43:07,970 --> 00:43:09,220
他们是四大财神

784
00:43:09,950 --> 00:43:13,570
方东岳 文耀南 郎西宁 古北川

785
00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:17,420
我是从来不打没有把握的仗

786
00:43:17,870 --> 00:43:19,500
所谓知己知彼 百战百胜

787
00:43:19,750 --> 00:43:21,870
我已对他们做了很详细的调查

788
00:43:22,050 --> 00:43:23,570
下面我一一的介绍

789
00:43:24,100 --> 00:43:26,400
首先是东财神 方东岳

790
00:43:35,950 --> 00:43:39,270
他风流倜傥 夜夜笙歌 挥金如土

791
00:43:39,470 --> 00:43:41,270
却又懂得利用时机

792
00:43:41,620 --> 00:43:42,550
以最少的本钱

793
00:43:42,550 --> 00:43:43,970
赚取最丰厚的利润

794
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,050
再加上祖上的产业

795
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:47,670
在短短的十年间

796
00:43:47,670 --> 00:43:49,420
便跻身四大财神之一

797
00:43:49,950 --> 00:43:52,750
他的弱点就是自负 好女色

798
00:43:53,550 --> 00:43:54,970
他曾经因为一个女人

799
00:43:55,220 --> 00:43:57,900
煮了一锅有史以来最昂贵的粥

800
00:44:03,470 --> 00:44:04,320
岳爷 请

801
00:44:29,670 --> 00:44:31,100
烧了快一个时辰了

802
00:44:31,270 --> 00:44:32,820
怎么还没烧开啊

803
00:44:35,350 --> 00:44:36,470
我这一个时辰里面

804
00:44:37,150 --> 00:44:37,970
烧了多少银票

805
00:44:38,470 --> 00:44:40,100
老板 已经烧了五万两

806
00:44:41,950 --> 00:44:43,170
难怪

807
00:44:43,750 --> 00:44:46,320
怎么 心疼了吗

808
00:44:47,950 --> 00:44:49,520
这区区五万两银票

809
00:44:50,270 --> 00:44:51,350
当然烧不开了

810
00:44:52,470 --> 00:44:55,150
来呀 把那些统统打开

811
00:44:55,150 --> 00:44:55,720
是

812
00:44:59,020 --> 00:45:01,620
我的妈呀 这么多的银票呀

813
00:45:22,870 --> 00:45:23,620
一块烧吧

814
00:45:35,870 --> 00:45:36,500
煮开了

815
00:45:39,270 --> 00:45:41,800
恭喜岳爷贺喜岳爷

816
00:45:42,350 --> 00:45:43,670
秀娥从今天起

817
00:45:43,670 --> 00:45:45,750
就是你方家的人了

818
00:45:46,970 --> 00:45:49,400
妈妈 你可别这么说

819
00:45:50,350 --> 00:45:51,970
说好了岳爷用银票

820
00:45:51,970 --> 00:45:52,870
给你煮一锅粥

821
00:45:52,870 --> 00:45:54,650
你就成了岳家的人了

822
00:45:54,950 --> 00:45:55,670
乖女儿

823
00:45:55,670 --> 00:45:57,450
你不会现在就反口吧

824
00:45:58,270 --> 00:46:00,020
谁说我要反口了

825
00:46:00,750 --> 00:46:01,370
不用了

826
00:46:02,970 --> 00:46:04,050
这怎么回事

827
00:46:16,700 --> 00:46:18,650
我是不会为了一条鱼

828
00:46:19,150 --> 00:46:20,770
而放弃整个大海的

829
00:46:22,170 --> 00:46:23,120
刚才那些钱

830
00:46:23,670 --> 00:46:25,120
本来是要送给姑娘你的

831
00:46:25,950 --> 00:46:28,000
可惜 都煮了粥了

832
00:46:28,950 --> 00:46:31,600
我看 你不妨尝一尝

833
00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:35,520
看看是不是 与众不同啊

834
00:46:36,470 --> 00:46:37,020
再见

835
00:46:40,950 --> 00:46:43,300
这锅粥一烧就烧了十五万两

836
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:45,450
方东岳眉头也没皱过一下

837
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:47,020
传为一时佳话

838
00:46:47,870 --> 00:46:49,970
南财神 文耀南