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对不起

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都是因为我的怀疑

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触发了你的内伤

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请原谅

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这不怪你

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江湖上奸险小人比比皆是

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吃亏的是自己

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你别忘了在客栈里

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我也试探过你呢

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你好好休息吧

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我们还有两天才离开这里呢

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不了 留下来

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只会 为你添麻烦

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我已经跟他们说得清清楚楚

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没有人再怀疑你

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而且素问已经说了

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你要好好休息

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留下来吧

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不差这两天

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谢谢你

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我以为在这个世上

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不会再有人关心我

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幸好还有你

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时候不早了

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我该回去了

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你有什么事就来找我吧

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我会替你安排的

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谢谢你

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为什么做这样的梦

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为什么总是心绪不宁呢

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千千 这么晚了你还没睡

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睡不着

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是担心任务没法完成

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我刚才做了一个令人担心的梦

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我也做了个梦

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而且是个恶梦

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我梦见狄三娘和杜铃了

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你也梦见她们了

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那奇怪了

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本来我还在怀疑

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是否对杜铃有偏见

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所以才把她和狄三娘扯在一起

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巧了 你也梦见她了

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现在想起来

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真是有点怪怪的

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来仪姐梦见她

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是因为平常大哥的关系

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可是我梦到她

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真是有点邪门了

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杜铃会不会真的有问题

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我总觉得

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她跟那个狄三娘有点相像

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可是又说不出是哪像

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眼睛

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她们的眼睛蛮像的

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你见过她的真正容貌吗

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据说 只有秦桧夫妇

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才知道狄三娘的真实面目

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以平常的阅历

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和他杀手的触觉

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要瞒过他 比登天还难

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况且平常跟狄三娘

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有过多次交锋

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假如杜铃就是狄三娘的话

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平常是不可能没有察觉出来的

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可是 平常大哥也是人

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只要是人 都会犯错

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不如把她抓起来 严刑逼供

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说不定 能套出她的来历

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只凭感觉去抓人

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这样不跟秦桧一样了吗

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还是静观其变吧

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太被动了

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不过我们豪侠都聚在一起了

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即使有天大的事情也能解决的

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但愿如此吧

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我们走吧

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你说平常大哥

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是那种面冷心慈的人

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这会不会是他的弱点

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平常大哥

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我刚想去找你

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想不到你就来了

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进来坐一下吧

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方便吗

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我们这样站在门口说话

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让人家看到

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反而会多事

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进来吧

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平大哥来找杜铃有事吗

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我只是来看看

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你有没有不辞而别

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那现在放心了吧

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怎么了

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可能是喝了素问姑娘的药

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总觉得恶心

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不舒服

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会有这么一回事吗

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我亲眼看到

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那付方子 主治内伤

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以调理气血为本

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用药也非常温和

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按理 不会有这种情况出现的

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那她为什么会吐呢

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也许还有别的原因

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可是不管是什么原因

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你也不应该怀疑素问的为人

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难道你以为素问会以药害人吗

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难道你以为她会害你的杜铃吗

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我不是这个意思

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那你是什么意思

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我们也曾经出生入死

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虽然算不上什么生死之交

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但也算是个朋友吧

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你不相信我们

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反而相信你只认识了几天的杜铃

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你脑子怎么想的

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你爱怎么想就怎么想吧

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来仪姐

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算了 别说了

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我知道你是天下第一杀手

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为人冷酷无情 武功高强

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可能 只是低我一点点

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但是你有一个弱点

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就是不懂怎么应付女人

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你懂

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我当然不懂啦 如果我懂

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就不用二十年来受尽煎熬

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苦苦地期盼着静蓉师妹

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回心转意了

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子曰 世间唯女子与小人难养也

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近则不逊 远则怨

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不要乱抛书包

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孔夫子说的不是这个意思

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你肯定吗

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当然肯定

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好 听你的
平常大哥

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在下是晚辈

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本来不应该多管闲事

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但是我知道千万不要得罪女人

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一旦被缠上

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那便是苦不堪言

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俗语有云 好男不跟女斗

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因为女人不讲道理

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正可以当反 对可以说错

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总之就是不管你死活 她也要赢

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你身边又没有女孩子

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你怎么知道的

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这是我爹临死前

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告诉我的惨痛教训

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总之 你好好想清楚

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来仪是个好女孩

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你可不要执迷不悟

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你们讲完了没有

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说完没有

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差不多

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你们三个在这里干什么

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我们三个在哪里 跟你无关

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无关你的大头鬼

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我要你们干什么

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弄好超级无敌一只手

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晚饭前做好

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去

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去

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还是你爹说得对

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我就不知道什么时候得罪她了

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每次碰上她 老是针对我

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因为你不领人家情

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谢了 我宁愿十辈子没老婆

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我也不会要她

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平常大哥

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怎么走了 我还没说完呢

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你以为他会听我们的吗

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好歹也是个意见嘛

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算了吧

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有些人是身在福中不知福

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前辈就是前辈

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说话之中充满了智彗

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我是在说你呀 小朋友

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是吗

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其实千千有什么不好的呢

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不是说平常的吗

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怎么说我了

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我越来越怀疑

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这超级无敌一只手

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到底有没有用

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你不要侮辱我的发明

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我的火药放哪里了

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这东西它为什么能动呢

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我不是告诉过你吗

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那指头上有滑轮

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滑轮再接上连杆

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杠杆下面有个按钮

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当启动按钮指头便会动了

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我说你也不会明白的 你这么笨

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火药究竟放哪里了呢

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不知道

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它修好了吗

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还有点小问题

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好 我就来试一试

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石头 剪子 布

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再来

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石头 剪子 布

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猜拳

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十 五

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一起来

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十 五

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石头 剪子 布

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石头 剪子 布 石

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郭仁 你不用找了

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我知道这个火药被谁拿走了

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在哪里

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一定是乐千千偷去了

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她 为什么要偷火药

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我也不知道 我去问她

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火药是我的嘛

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干吗偷火药 白添麻烦

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还是尽快修好它吧

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怎么了

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风一阵 你别走

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糟了 被发现了

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乐千千

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我不是让你帮东郭仁

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修理超级无敌一只手吗

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你跑到这来干嘛

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开小差

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拿过来

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拿什么

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还装蒜

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东郭仁的火药不见了

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一定是你偷的

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我偷他火药干什么

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就是为了戏弄我

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我干嘛要戏弄你

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再说了 你不配

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上次我的宝贝大风筝

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不知道是谁弄坏的

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是你呀 小姐

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那次我只是闲着没事做

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拿你寻开心罢了

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女人哪 总是口不对心

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我怎么口不对心

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你说

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就是因为我没有接受你的示爱

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所以就老是跟我作对

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老是跟我抬扛

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对不对

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姓风的 你不要太自视过高了

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我只是逗你玩而已

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喜欢是有一点点

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爱嘛 还差十万八千里呢 小朋友

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之前我还只是怀疑而已

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现在

254
00:14:30,050 --> 00:14:32,020
我肯定东郭仁的那些火药

255
00:14:32,020 --> 00:14:33,420
一定是你偷的

256
00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:35,870
好啊 你就在我身上搜

257
00:14:36,350 --> 00:14:37,420
你要是搜不出来的话

258
00:14:37,620 --> 00:14:39,500
就跪地磕头喊我三声娘

259
00:14:39,820 --> 00:14:40,340
敢不敢啊

260
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:41,370
你以为我不敢是吗

261
00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:43,020
是 又怎么样

262
00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:45,820
好 那我就彻彻底底地

263
00:14:45,820 --> 00:14:47,470
在你身上搜一遍

264
00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:49,150
欢迎

265
00:14:49,550 --> 00:14:50,200
不要后悔

266
00:14:50,340 --> 00:14:51,950
快点啊 乖儿子

267
00:14:52,220 --> 00:14:52,800
好

268
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非礼啦

269
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不要乱叫好不好

270
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:01,120
非礼啦

271
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:02,650
不要乱叫

272
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,350
前辈 你千万不要误会

273
00:15:18,940 --> 00:15:20,600
东郭仁 这只是一场误会

274
00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:22,720
千千 你快告诉大家

275
00:15:22,770 --> 00:15:23,750
我是怨枉的

276
00:15:25,140 --> 00:15:26,020
人家当然会跑掉了

277
00:15:26,020 --> 00:15:28,070
难道还会留下来 让你轻薄吗

278
00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:29,700
我没有

279
00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:31,220
现在的小朋友真的不同了

280
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嘴上说人家不是他那杯茶

281
00:15:33,020 --> 00:15:35,820
可却想把人家喝下肚

282
00:15:35,820 --> 00:15:37,540
东郭仁 你最了解我

283
00:15:37,540 --> 00:15:39,420
你说 我是不是这样的人

284
00:15:39,420 --> 00:15:41,820
是 一盏茶之前我还相信你

285
00:15:41,820 --> 00:15:43,220
现在我不相信了

286
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为什么

287
00:15:44,140 --> 00:15:45,220
就凭你砸了我的一只手

288
00:15:45,220 --> 00:15:46,940
就证明你本是多手之人

289
00:15:46,940 --> 00:15:49,020
你还想走 你赶快赔我一只手啊你

290
00:15:49,020 --> 00:15:51,220
快走 走啊

291
00:15:51,220 --> 00:15:53,020
幸好这无敌一只手

292
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:55,020
不像你这只无敌咸猪手

293
00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:58,340
否则必成天下女子大患

294
00:15:58,340 --> 00:16:01,420
喂 你什么意思

295
00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:02,740
简单不过的了

296
00:16:02,740 --> 00:16:05,940
就是说我 鄙视你

297
00:16:05,940 --> 00:16:07,140
我早跟你说过

298
00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:08,940
我根本就没有对那婆娘怎么样

299
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:11,120
我的手连碰都没有碰过她一下

300
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:14,550
你现在这样说了

301
00:16:14,820 --> 00:16:16,020
可你搞砸了我的手

302
00:16:16,020 --> 00:16:17,340
你都不敢承认

303
00:16:17,340 --> 00:16:18,220
那么轻薄人家

304
00:16:18,220 --> 00:16:19,420
那么猪狗不如的行为

305
00:16:19,420 --> 00:16:20,650
你当然不认啦

306
00:16:21,740 --> 00:16:23,020
其实嘛

307
00:16:23,020 --> 00:16:24,970
你就是恼我搞砸了你的一只手

308
00:16:25,540 --> 00:16:27,050
难道为了这只垃圾手

309
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:28,670
你就不相信你的朋友吗

310
00:16:32,820 --> 00:16:34,650
你管我的那只手叫什么

311
00:16:35,340 --> 00:16:37,220
我说的是垃圾手

312
00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:39,770
难道不是吗

313
00:16:40,340 --> 00:16:41,140
这么容易就坏掉

314
00:16:41,140 --> 00:16:42,740
不是垃圾手是什么

315
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:44,220
我说过

316
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:47,540
侮辱我肥 蠢 丑 傻

317
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:50,820
口臭 大食 鼻毛长过人都可以

318
00:16:50,820 --> 00:16:53,220
但是不要侮辱我的发明

319
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:56,020
我是说你可以打我 骂我 侮辱我

320
00:16:56,020 --> 00:16:57,940
可是不能拉我的头发

321
00:16:57,940 --> 00:17:00,940
你是在妒忌我比你长的帅

322
00:17:00,940 --> 00:17:02,420
我就是拉了你怎么样

323
00:17:02,420 --> 00:17:04,140
我骂也骂了 怎么样

324
00:17:04,140 --> 00:17:12,130
道歉
磕头

325
00:17:13,940 --> 00:17:15,330
你打我

326
00:17:27,740 --> 00:17:30,820
你们俩干什么呢

327
00:17:30,820 --> 00:17:31,570
哪去了

328
00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:35,540
是你吃了吗 我看一看

329
00:17:35,540 --> 00:17:37,020
只有猪才会吃 是不是你吃了

330
00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:38,140
我看看

331
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,740
你们两个不要再闹了

332
00:17:39,740 --> 00:17:41,620
快点把超级无敌一只手弄好

333
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:42,770
今天晚上晚宴

334
00:17:42,820 --> 00:17:44,220
要来娱乐四大财神

335
00:17:44,670 --> 00:17:45,820
把气氛搞得好一些

336
00:17:45,820 --> 00:17:46,920
也方便行动

337
00:17:47,420 --> 00:17:48,550
知道了 来仪姐

338
00:17:49,220 --> 00:17:51,540
东郭仁 他只会给你添麻烦

339
00:17:51,540 --> 00:17:52,800
根本就帮不了忙的

340
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:56,250
你不要破坏我们兄弟之间的感情

341
00:17:56,820 --> 00:17:58,600
不是啊 我觉得她说得蛮对的

342
00:17:58,600 --> 00:17:59,650
你真的帮不上忙

343
00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:02,070
肥猪 你竟帮着外人

344
00:18:02,420 --> 00:18:04,500
想进步 就得接受人家的批评

345
00:18:05,220 --> 00:18:06,170
你刚才叫我什么

346
00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:07,950
肥猪

347
00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:10,300
肥猪 去死吧

348
00:18:11,670 --> 00:18:12,820
你干吗又打人

349
00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:14,020
你干嘛骂我肥猪

350
00:18:14,020 --> 00:18:15,420
我又没侮辱你的发明

351
00:18:15,550 --> 00:18:17,220
你在两个美女之前骂我肥猪

352
00:18:17,220 --> 00:18:18,150
我不疯才怪

353
00:18:46,340 --> 00:18:48,500
杜姑娘 这么巧啊

354
00:18:49,340 --> 00:18:51,820
今天晚上是四大财神的年夜饭局

355
00:18:51,950 --> 00:18:53,300
不打扮一下是不行的

356
00:18:53,940 --> 00:18:55,400
所以来沐浴更衣

357
00:18:55,820 --> 00:18:58,020
想必凤老板也是一样的吧

358
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,070
杜姑娘身上的痣

359
00:19:12,740 --> 00:19:14,700
从出娘胎开始就有了

360
00:19:16,140 --> 00:19:18,420
你从小就和双亲在一起吗

361
00:19:19,870 --> 00:19:21,900
凤老板好像对杜铃的身世

362
00:19:21,970 --> 00:19:22,950
很感兴趣

363
00:19:25,050 --> 00:19:25,720
也不是

364
00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:28,000
只是来仪有一个妹妹

365
00:19:28,420 --> 00:19:30,000
肩上也有同样的痣

366
00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:33,420
凤老板不会以为

367
00:19:33,550 --> 00:19:35,470
杜铃是你失散多年的妹妹吧

368
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,000
只是觉得有点巧合而已

369
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:43,250
没错 这世上是有很多的巧合

370
00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:46,020
要不是杜铃被仇家劫持

371
00:19:46,470 --> 00:19:48,000
要不是我刚刚到了客栈

372
00:19:48,670 --> 00:19:50,820
而平常大哥又恰巧在那的话

373
00:19:50,820 --> 00:19:52,420
我就不会认识平常大哥

374
00:19:53,170 --> 00:19:54,350
也就是这个巧合

375
00:19:54,550 --> 00:19:55,850
改变了杜铃一生

376
00:19:57,820 --> 00:19:59,600
也许这些话说出来

377
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,270
很多人都不会相信

378
00:20:02,150 --> 00:20:03,900
自从认识平常大哥以后

379
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:07,220
总觉得有种安全踏实的感觉

380
00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:10,020
就是我的亡夫

381
00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:11,750
也不会给我这种感觉

382
00:20:13,850 --> 00:20:15,470
那就是所谓的缘分吧

383
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:19,250
你相信缘分

384
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:21,100
相信

385
00:20:23,370 --> 00:20:24,950
不过平常是块木头

386
00:20:25,470 --> 00:20:27,120
恐怕他会辜负了

387
00:20:27,170 --> 00:20:28,670
姑娘的一番心意

388
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,900
我觉得平常大哥对我很体贴

389
00:20:33,420 --> 00:20:34,750
并不像石头啊

390
00:20:38,940 --> 00:20:41,520
杜姑娘慢慢享用吧 我先走了

391
00:21:00,020 --> 00:21:02,200
小时候的事情你还记得吗

392
00:21:03,820 --> 00:21:04,750
不太记得了

393
00:21:18,870 --> 00:21:20,350
为什么要喝人间何世

394
00:21:20,650 --> 00:21:22,750
是因为平常大哥的事不开心吗

395
00:21:26,420 --> 00:21:27,770
我只是觉得有点奇怪

396
00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:29,470
奇怪

397
00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:32,670
我有种强烈的感觉

398
00:21:33,340 --> 00:21:34,970
这次的任务不会很顺利

399
00:21:36,220 --> 00:21:38,500
甚至 会节外生枝

400
00:21:39,620 --> 00:21:41,140
我觉得你是因为心绪不宁

401
00:21:41,140 --> 00:21:42,150
而导致担心

402
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,320
人间何世还是先别喝了

403
00:21:45,250 --> 00:21:47,250
要么 我给你一副宁神药吧

404
00:21:48,820 --> 00:21:49,450
不用了

405
00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:52,070
算了 我先走了

406
00:21:59,540 --> 00:22:00,550
只是一个杜铃

407
00:22:01,170 --> 00:22:02,820
平常就变的再也不平常了

408
00:22:06,140 --> 00:22:07,800
杜姑娘 没其他的事情了吧

409
00:22:08,420 --> 00:22:09,900
平常大哥干吗这样问

410
00:22:11,620 --> 00:22:12,820
杜姑娘跟着平常

411
00:22:13,140 --> 00:22:13,950
会有些不方便

412
00:22:15,820 --> 00:22:17,220
杜铃在这里没有朋友

413
00:22:17,620 --> 00:22:19,520
就只有平常大哥对我最好

414
00:22:20,140 --> 00:22:22,670
如果大哥不喜欢 杜铃还是走吧

415
00:22:23,220 --> 00:22:24,950
我怕大家背后闲言闲语

416
00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:26,770
这样对杜姑娘不好

417
00:22:29,340 --> 00:22:31,650
一个寡妇家 还怕什么闲言碎语

418
00:22:32,670 --> 00:22:34,270
自从认识平常大哥后

419
00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:37,340
杜铃总觉得跟你有种似曾相识

420
00:22:37,340 --> 00:22:38,620
很亲切的感觉

421
00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:40,820
所以杜铃才会

422
00:22:40,820 --> 00:22:42,400
常常跟着平常大哥的

423
00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:44,850
或许 这就是缘分吧

424
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:48,220
可惜 我们明天就要分手了

425
00:22:49,300 --> 00:22:51,720
要真的有缘分 总会再见

426
00:22:59,620 --> 00:23:00,650
希望是这样吧

427
00:23:09,220 --> 00:23:09,970
怎么了

428
00:23:13,620 --> 00:23:14,370
脚扭伤了

429
00:23:15,340 --> 00:23:16,350
我扶你回去

430
00:23:17,900 --> 00:23:18,370
好

431
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:29,100
怎么回事吗

432
00:23:29,900 --> 00:23:31,650
这个平常怎么到现在还没有来

433
00:23:32,540 --> 00:23:33,940
他一向很准时的

434
00:23:33,940 --> 00:23:35,300
会不会出什么事情了

435
00:23:35,820 --> 00:23:37,170
算了 不等了

436
00:23:37,900 --> 00:23:38,940
我们不要因为一个人

437
00:23:38,940 --> 00:23:40,340
而耽误了整个大局

438
00:23:40,340 --> 00:23:41,420
还是先来商量一下

439
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,420
今晚的计划吧

440
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:43,720
多等一会儿吧

441
00:23:47,940 --> 00:23:49,150
对不起 我迟到了

442
00:23:56,020 --> 00:23:57,950
东郭仁 你的超级无敌一只手

443
00:23:58,020 --> 00:23:58,770
做的怎么样了

444
00:23:59,540 --> 00:24:01,800
绝对没问题啊

445
00:24:14,670 --> 00:24:15,850
你跟来仪出了什么问题

446
00:24:16,740 --> 00:24:17,600
是她有问题

447
00:24:18,340 --> 00:24:20,340
平常 来仪的心是怎么样

448
00:24:20,570 --> 00:24:21,570
你比任何人都清楚

449
00:24:22,820 --> 00:24:24,700
你是想逃避 我没说错吧

450
00:24:26,940 --> 00:24:28,670
别人的事我向来不管

451
00:24:29,420 --> 00:24:30,820
我只是觉得有点可惜

452
00:24:31,250 --> 00:24:34,100
你记住一句话 珍惜眼前人

453
00:24:47,140 --> 00:24:48,940
平常 为什么你

454
00:24:48,940 --> 00:24:50,220
突然变成这个样子

455
00:24:51,340 --> 00:24:52,820
还记得我们一起

456
00:24:52,820 --> 00:24:55,170
联手诛杀木护法的情景吗

457
00:24:55,940 --> 00:24:58,670
那时候 我们是何等的默契

458
00:24:59,220 --> 00:25:02,250
彼此之间就好像心灵相通一样

459
00:25:03,620 --> 00:25:05,220
为什么你非要将我们的关系

460
00:25:05,220 --> 00:25:06,220
扭曲变化

461
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:09,150
像从前一样不是很好吗

462
00:25:10,020 --> 00:25:11,270
我不懂怎样跟你讲

463
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,770
我心里不是没有感觉 没有你

464
00:25:14,940 --> 00:25:15,800
只是

465
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:19,970
我真的不明白

466
00:25:20,750 --> 00:25:23,070
何以刹那间一切好像都变了

467
00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:25,370
变得如此的陌生

468
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,020
是不是因为我们之间

469
00:25:27,170 --> 00:25:28,370
多了一个杜铃

470
00:25:29,020 --> 00:25:30,170
希望你不要误会

471
00:25:30,740 --> 00:25:32,100
绝对不是杜铃的问题

472
00:25:32,420 --> 00:25:33,520
而是我的问题

473
00:25:34,140 --> 00:25:35,540
我还没有准备好

474
00:25:35,540 --> 00:25:36,950
要接受更进一步的关系

475
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:40,420
来仪 为什么你不可以多点耐性

476
00:25:40,420 --> 00:25:41,850
让大家循序渐进呢

477
00:27:57,100 --> 00:27:57,950
方老板

478
00:27:58,220 --> 00:27:59,220
你真的会带我们

479
00:27:59,220 --> 00:28:00,620
乘你的画舫去玩吗

480
00:28:02,620 --> 00:28:03,120
当然了

481
00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:06,000
我方东岳从来不说假话

482
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,420
特别 是在美女面前

483
00:28:08,940 --> 00:28:09,970
我办事说一不二

484
00:28:11,020 --> 00:28:13,450
可是 千千姐一定不会允许的

485
00:28:14,820 --> 00:28:17,070
这不是问题 我大可邀她同往

486
00:28:18,100 --> 00:28:19,700
难得有五个大美人

487
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:21,150
跟我一起把臂同游

488
00:28:21,570 --> 00:28:24,170
实乃人生一大快事 何其美哉呀

489
00:28:26,340 --> 00:28:27,050
方老板

490
00:28:29,540 --> 00:28:32,020
有没有想过也请小女子同游啊

491
00:28:32,170 --> 00:28:33,000
凤老板

492
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:35,570
我不是吩附你们准备晚宴吗

493
00:28:35,700 --> 00:28:36,550
准备好了吗

494
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:37,870
差不多了

495
00:28:38,140 --> 00:28:38,870
差不多

496
00:28:39,350 --> 00:28:40,920
好就是好 什么叫差不多呀

497
00:28:41,750 --> 00:28:42,570
你们要找骂呀

498
00:28:43,450 --> 00:28:44,970
还不回去干活去 站那干嘛呀

499
00:28:45,220 --> 00:28:46,120
是 凤老板

500
00:28:49,020 --> 00:28:51,020
今天总算见识了凤老板的威严

501
00:28:52,140 --> 00:28:54,820
原来平日 里谈笑风生的凤老板

502
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,700
也是威严十足的

503
00:28:58,020 --> 00:28:59,450
方老板过奖了

504
00:29:01,540 --> 00:29:03,750
只不过 火力着实猛了点

505
00:29:04,420 --> 00:29:05,920
看来凤老板心情不大好

506
00:29:07,340 --> 00:29:07,920
像吗

507
00:29:08,140 --> 00:29:10,070
不是像 而是事实

508
00:29:11,070 --> 00:29:13,540
不过 只要凤老板跟在下聊聊天

509
00:29:13,770 --> 00:29:15,620
我保证不出一盏茶的功夫

510
00:29:15,620 --> 00:29:17,500
一定让你心情变好

511
00:29:18,100 --> 00:29:21,170
因为在下 最懂得哄美人开心

512
00:29:24,620 --> 00:29:25,700
我看凤老板

513
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:27,600
在感情上受了点挫折

514
00:29:28,940 --> 00:29:29,770
何以见得

515
00:29:30,620 --> 00:29:33,470
直觉 还有经验积累

516
00:29:35,740 --> 00:29:37,250
不过以凤老板的风姿

517
00:29:37,700 --> 00:29:38,940
又何必去理会那些

518
00:29:38,940 --> 00:29:40,300
不解温柔的莽夫呢

519
00:29:41,070 --> 00:29:42,170
只要凤老板愿意

520
00:29:42,740 --> 00:29:45,050
方某 愿作护花之人

521
00:29:47,970 --> 00:29:50,200
方老板真是善解人意呀

522
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:52,370
而且也很懂怜香惜玉

523
00:29:54,020 --> 00:29:54,500
是吗

524
00:29:55,340 --> 00:29:58,020
凤老板 不妨试试

525
00:30:00,750 --> 00:30:02,570
来仪一向要求甚高

526
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:05,420
不少王公贵族都会望而却步

527
00:30:05,420 --> 00:30:06,450
知难而退

528
00:30:06,740 --> 00:30:09,670
不知道方老板怕不怕失望呢

529
00:30:10,220 --> 00:30:10,670
好

530
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:12,550
有难度

531
00:30:13,470 --> 00:30:15,800
越有难度 方某越喜欢

532
00:30:16,740 --> 00:30:19,540
好 那来仪就拭目以待

533
00:30:19,670 --> 00:30:22,720
看方老板如何打动小女子的心

534
00:30:24,020 --> 00:30:24,970
直接爽快

535
00:30:25,950 --> 00:30:26,520
我喜欢

536
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:29,120
我等你

537
00:30:34,970 --> 00:30:35,450
凤老板

538
00:30:36,820 --> 00:30:38,120
你令我有成亲的冲动

539
00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:40,470
不知道凤老板愿不愿意做我的夫人

540
00:30:43,740 --> 00:30:44,500
试试看吧

541
00:31:16,820 --> 00:31:17,400
好玩

542
00:31:19,940 --> 00:31:22,620
你不要动它 让它自己动

543
00:31:22,620 --> 00:31:23,940
如果你硬要动它

544
00:31:23,940 --> 00:31:25,540
我不知道会有什么后果

545
00:31:25,670 --> 00:31:26,550
你帮我看住它

546
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:27,740
我去弄好最后一步

547
00:31:27,740 --> 00:31:29,170
人造皮肤好吗

548
00:31:29,340 --> 00:31:30,020
看着它

549
00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:32,700
厉害

550
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:42,520
又不动了 什么道理

551
00:31:51,020 --> 00:31:52,550
超级无敌一只手怎么样了

552
00:31:57,140 --> 00:31:58,900
放手啊

553
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:06,420
你 你 没有了四只手

554
00:32:06,420 --> 00:32:09,800
你让我拿什么服侍四大财神

555
00:32:09,970 --> 00:32:12,220
天忌英才啊

556
00:32:14,020 --> 00:32:16,370
不对吧 应该是天忌肥才才对

557
00:32:33,340 --> 00:32:34,820
这四只是什么东西啊

558
00:32:35,140 --> 00:32:37,670
这个就是超级无敌一只手

559
00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:40,500
可是 这有什么用啊

560
00:32:40,740 --> 00:32:42,400
它们可以帮你布菜

561
00:32:42,540 --> 00:32:43,900
甚至可以帮你进食

562
00:32:44,420 --> 00:32:47,020
没这么厉害吧 不会吧

563
00:32:48,150 --> 00:32:49,820
话可不能这么说

564
00:32:49,820 --> 00:32:51,220
这东郭仁做的东西

565
00:32:51,220 --> 00:32:53,940
经常是出人意料 令人惊喜的

566
00:32:53,940 --> 00:32:55,740
到底有没有这个本事

567
00:32:55,740 --> 00:32:57,270
等一下你们就知道了

568
00:32:57,620 --> 00:32:59,500
好 我们就拭目以待

569
00:32:59,970 --> 00:33:01,420
东郭仁和风一阵呢

570
00:33:02,020 --> 00:33:03,370
怎么没有见到他们呢

571
00:33:04,140 --> 00:33:05,820
他们四个吃坏了东西

572
00:33:05,820 --> 00:33:08,820
我想现在他们正在拉肚子呢

573
00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:10,700
不能跟四位财神一起吃饭了

574
00:33:11,140 --> 00:33:13,500
那平常大哥 他没什么大碍吧

575
00:33:14,940 --> 00:33:16,420
他也吃过药了

576
00:33:16,420 --> 00:33:18,940
等一两个时辰就没事了

577
00:33:18,940 --> 00:33:20,540
全是风一阵闯的祸

578
00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:22,620
那些都是不知名的野果子

579
00:33:22,820 --> 00:33:24,340
已经叫他们不要乱吃了

580
00:33:24,340 --> 00:33:25,220
还是不听

581
00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:26,350
结果出事了吧

582
00:33:26,740 --> 00:33:27,900
好 我看好了

583
00:33:28,020 --> 00:33:29,570
我们还是边吃边聊吧

584
00:33:30,420 --> 00:33:31,500
来 上菜

585
00:33:47,140 --> 00:33:48,340
好 那现在

586
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,100
就是超级无敌一只手

587
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:51,300
表演的时候了

588
00:34:01,470 --> 00:34:03,050
这好玩 好玩

589
00:34:18,620 --> 00:34:19,450
凤老板

590
00:34:19,870 --> 00:34:21,620
如果我要想让它喂我吃

591
00:34:21,620 --> 00:34:22,920
你说该怎么办啊

592
00:34:23,340 --> 00:34:24,400
那你就拍它一下

593
00:34:24,820 --> 00:34:25,940
如果你不想吃了

594
00:34:25,940 --> 00:34:27,150
你再拍它一下

595
00:34:28,020 --> 00:34:28,700
是吗

596
00:34:36,420 --> 00:34:37,200
真神

597
00:34:37,820 --> 00:34:39,100
我真的怀疑这四只手

598
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:40,470
是不是由人来扮的

599
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:43,140
对呀 有道理

600
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:44,270
咱们看看
好

601
00:34:52,650 --> 00:34:54,740
果真是货真价实啊

602
00:34:54,740 --> 00:34:56,540
没错 没错

603
00:34:56,540 --> 00:34:58,420
真的什么都没有

604
00:35:04,220 --> 00:35:05,940
你说这超级无敌一只手

605
00:35:05,940 --> 00:35:07,450
是用什么东西做的

606
00:35:08,740 --> 00:35:11,070
这颜色和手感

607
00:35:11,740 --> 00:35:13,740
都和真的是一模一样啊

608
00:35:13,740 --> 00:35:14,940
据东郭仁所讲

609
00:35:14,940 --> 00:35:16,540
这表层的人造肌肤

610
00:35:16,540 --> 00:35:18,400
需要十几种材料才能制成

611
00:35:18,740 --> 00:35:20,370
具体情况怎么样

612
00:35:20,940 --> 00:35:22,150
我们也是一知半解

613
00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:24,140
但是他说很结实的

614
00:35:24,140 --> 00:35:25,350
可以当兵器使用

615
00:35:25,620 --> 00:35:27,370
那么说 应该是刀枪不入了

616
00:35:28,540 --> 00:35:30,520
但看样子 怎么又不像

617
00:35:31,020 --> 00:35:32,020
这还不容易

618
00:35:32,220 --> 00:35:34,450
找其中一只手来试一下

619
00:35:35,220 --> 00:35:36,400
不就知道了吗

620
00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:59,920
这手做得可真像

621
00:36:00,570 --> 00:36:01,720
居然还会流血

622
00:36:02,670 --> 00:36:04,850
不知道用刀砍一砍

623
00:36:05,220 --> 00:36:06,350
会是什么样子

624
00:36:07,140 --> 00:36:08,120
那就试一试吧

625
00:36:09,420 --> 00:36:11,300
凤老板 有没有刀啊

626
00:36:11,970 --> 00:36:12,500
刀

627
00:36:15,740 --> 00:36:16,950
我让下人去找找吧

628
00:36:18,020 --> 00:36:20,420
装失灵

629
00:36:20,420 --> 00:36:20,720
好

630
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:34,050
这怎么回事

631
00:36:34,620 --> 00:36:35,450
这个

632
00:36:47,420 --> 00:36:49,270
好好的一只手竟然变成这样

633
00:36:49,540 --> 00:36:50,920
看来是真的失灵了

634
00:36:51,420 --> 00:36:53,420
就是 这样吧四大财神

635
00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:55,800
我看今天的表演就到这结束吧

636
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:57,540
这倒也没什么了

637
00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,170
总算是见识过了

638
00:36:59,420 --> 00:37:01,420
你们大家说对不对

639
00:37:02,620 --> 00:37:04,540
那我们就敬四位财神一杯吧

640
00:37:04,540 --> 00:37:06,020
好 年夜饭之后

641
00:37:06,020 --> 00:37:07,740
我们的赌局就要开始了

642
00:37:07,740 --> 00:37:08,770
来 大家干杯

643
00:37:09,420 --> 00:37:10,340
来
好

644
00:37:10,340 --> 00:37:10,720
干杯

645
00:37:20,140 --> 00:37:22,620
来来请请

646
00:37:26,140 --> 00:37:26,700
你看

647
00:37:28,250 --> 00:37:29,340
刚才没吃饱吗

648
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:30,700
拿那么多花生米

649
00:37:31,420 --> 00:37:32,570
这些可不是吃的

650
00:37:33,140 --> 00:37:34,020
全都是钱

651
00:37:34,770 --> 00:37:36,320
一粒花生米代表一千两

652
00:37:37,340 --> 00:37:38,940
一个桔子吗

653
00:37:38,940 --> 00:37:40,420
就是一万两了

654
00:37:40,420 --> 00:37:43,020
什么他们银两没有带在身上

655
00:37:43,020 --> 00:37:44,140
可我们的计划

656
00:37:44,140 --> 00:37:46,220
好了

657
00:37:46,220 --> 00:37:49,020
今年我们赌什么呢

658
00:37:49,020 --> 00:37:50,940
我倒有个提议

659
00:37:50,940 --> 00:37:53,940
不如咱们玩点有新意的

660
00:37:53,940 --> 00:37:56,340
我说 你不要再卖关子了

661
00:37:56,340 --> 00:37:57,620
你这里是什么好东西

662
00:37:57,620 --> 00:37:59,940
拿出来让我们看看啊

663
00:37:59,940 --> 00:38:00,940
好了

664
00:38:00,940 --> 00:38:02,820
你快打开让我们看看吧

665
00:38:02,820 --> 00:38:03,570
打开吧

666
00:38:05,740 --> 00:38:06,500
来 大鹏

667
00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:08,970
打开

668
00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:19,070
这个东西我玩过

669
00:38:20,140 --> 00:38:22,250
太有趣了

670
00:38:23,340 --> 00:38:25,220
这个我也懂

671
00:38:25,420 --> 00:38:27,670
方兄 果然有新意

672
00:38:29,420 --> 00:38:30,800
如果大家不反对

673
00:38:32,220 --> 00:38:33,220
我们就玩这个

674
00:38:33,740 --> 00:38:34,100
好

675
00:38:35,140 --> 00:38:37,250
还是不是老规矩

676
00:38:37,740 --> 00:38:40,020
当然是老规矩了 两个时辰

677
00:38:40,170 --> 00:38:42,000
最后两个赢家 明天再赌

678
00:38:43,140 --> 00:38:43,920
好

679
00:39:16,140 --> 00:39:17,220
时间差不多了

680
00:39:17,220 --> 00:39:18,420
该是最后一把了

681
00:39:19,340 --> 00:39:19,950
方兄

682
00:39:21,020 --> 00:39:22,700
我看你是要出局了

683
00:39:26,740 --> 00:39:29,020
万一我要是反败为胜呢

684
00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:33,070
发牌吧

685
00:40:07,540 --> 00:40:08,150
三万两

686
00:40:10,140 --> 00:40:12,000
一开始就这么狠

687
00:40:12,940 --> 00:40:14,450
难道你是一对一

688
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,450
好 我跟三万

689
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:19,350
好 我跟

690
00:40:20,140 --> 00:40:21,600
好 我也跟

691
00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:38,130
反正我是大赢家 我不跟了

692
00:40:52,940 --> 00:40:53,750
十万两

693
00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:58,150
好 我再加十万两

694
00:40:59,140 --> 00:41:01,620
我再花二十万两银子

695
00:41:01,620 --> 00:41:02,950
买一张牌

696
00:41:03,140 --> 00:41:04,100
也划得来啊

697
00:41:29,220 --> 00:41:31,050
我两对 我来说

698
00:41:32,020 --> 00:41:33,120
一百万两

699
00:41:38,250 --> 00:41:38,700
这么狠

700
00:41:39,620 --> 00:41:41,140
那你一定是三张二

701
00:41:41,140 --> 00:41:42,050
跟一对四了

702
00:41:44,220 --> 00:41:46,220
算了 我不跟了

703
00:41:50,940 --> 00:41:54,370
怎么 难道你不怕我吗

704
00:41:55,340 --> 00:41:58,340
怕 怕我赢了这一把

705
00:41:58,340 --> 00:41:59,340
明天我就有机会

706
00:41:59,340 --> 00:42:01,100
跟古老板再赌一把了

707
00:42:03,620 --> 00:42:04,270
好

708
00:42:06,340 --> 00:42:07,320
那我跟算了

709
00:42:08,450 --> 00:42:11,570
我要是赢了你的钱 伤了和气

710
00:42:12,940 --> 00:42:13,450
我看

711
00:42:14,140 --> 00:42:17,970
我看你明天是没有机会了

712
00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:21,450
我是同花顺

713
00:42:31,220 --> 00:42:32,400
不好意思啊

714
00:42:36,740 --> 00:42:38,550
素问 好了没有

715
00:42:38,550 --> 00:42:39,600
马上就好了

716
00:42:46,150 --> 00:42:46,770
怎么办

717
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,470
原来四大财神都没有带银票来

718
00:42:50,900 --> 00:42:52,320
哪来的一百三十万两

719
00:42:52,670 --> 00:42:53,900
我们的计划要落空了

720
00:42:55,950 --> 00:42:57,600
辛苦一场 到头来

721
00:43:01,020 --> 00:43:02,420
既然第一个计划失败了

722
00:43:02,820 --> 00:43:04,020
那只好走第二步了

723
00:43:04,540 --> 00:43:05,600
真的要绑架他们吗

724
00:43:06,140 --> 00:43:07,000
没别的办法了吗

725
00:43:07,820 --> 00:43:10,400
没有 虽然这不是个好办法

726
00:43:10,740 --> 00:43:12,700
却是最快捷最简单的方法

727
00:43:13,340 --> 00:43:14,070
那什么时候下手

728
00:43:14,420 --> 00:43:16,370
明天吧 我得部署一下

729
00:43:16,740 --> 00:43:18,020
这次不能再失败了

730
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:19,170
别说了 有人

731
00:43:22,820 --> 00:43:23,520
打扰各位了

732
00:43:24,540 --> 00:43:25,120
贾大爷

733
00:43:25,650 --> 00:43:28,340
不知道四大财神有什么吩附吗

734
00:43:28,570 --> 00:43:29,800
只是东财神而已

735
00:43:30,300 --> 00:43:31,070
方老板

736
00:43:31,420 --> 00:43:33,750
想请你们几位一起共舞

737
00:43:35,020 --> 00:43:35,650
共舞

738
00:43:36,770 --> 00:43:38,220
现在我们就来玩一个

739
00:43:38,220 --> 00:43:39,220
小小的游戏吧

740
00:43:41,620 --> 00:43:43,800
规矩我已经讲得很明白了

741
00:43:44,420 --> 00:43:46,250
我们按抽签结果 两个人一队

742
00:43:46,740 --> 00:43:48,620
在乐声中翩翩起舞

743
00:43:48,620 --> 00:43:49,670
最后跳到桌子上

744
00:43:50,740 --> 00:43:52,020
我们当中任何一个人

745
00:43:52,250 --> 00:43:54,420
最先跳到最高的那张桌子上

746
00:43:54,420 --> 00:43:55,420
就有机会获得

747
00:43:55,420 --> 00:43:57,300
灯笼里那三十万两银票

748
00:43:57,940 --> 00:43:59,670
不过 这得有个规矩

749
00:44:00,420 --> 00:44:02,220
就是在比试的过程当中

750
00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:05,140
任何人不得使用武功招式

751
00:44:05,140 --> 00:44:05,920
或者是倒地

752
00:44:06,540 --> 00:44:08,370
否则 就算退出比赛

753
00:44:09,540 --> 00:44:12,100
还有 至于南财神和北财神嘛

754
00:44:12,500 --> 00:44:15,020
他们两个人要养精蓄锐

755
00:44:15,020 --> 00:44:16,140
准备明天的赌博

756
00:44:16,140 --> 00:44:17,850
所以今天就不参加比赛了

757
00:44:42,940 --> 00:44:44,340
我要捧你到云端上

758
00:44:44,340 --> 00:44:46,450
让你成为天下最幸福的女人

759
00:44:47,620 --> 00:44:49,420
捧得越高摔得越疼

760
00:44:49,420 --> 00:44:51,200
恐怕我无福消受

761
00:44:55,420 --> 00:44:57,020
怎么了 心不在焉

762
00:44:58,450 --> 00:45:00,450
没事 你准备好了没有

763
00:45:01,850 --> 00:45:03,820
你不打算抢那三十万两银票吗

764
00:45:03,820 --> 00:45:05,340
起舞唱歌 人生几何

765
00:45:05,340 --> 00:45:07,170
我只想跳舞 管它什么银票

766
00:45:09,220 --> 00:45:09,670
怎么样

767
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:11,820
我们跳吧

768
00:45:15,620 --> 00:45:17,420
怎么样东郭仁 出点力啊

769
00:45:18,020 --> 00:45:20,370
他们不知道失礼两个字怎么写

770
00:45:25,420 --> 00:45:26,120
怎么回事啊

771
00:46:17,420 --> 00:46:18,420
你怎么可以倒地啊

772
00:46:18,420 --> 00:46:19,970
倒地就输了 笨蛋

773
00:46:21,220 --> 00:46:23,570
是吗 是这样跳的啊

774
00:46:25,740 --> 00:46:26,050
走

775
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:33,200
你用武功了 输了