1 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:09,719 就在这里 哪里 2 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:13,719 岂有此理…这是谁干的好事 3 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,399 还不把它抬出去 还不快点抬 4 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:22,199 别动，抓起来 干甚么 5 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:25,119 别走，抓起来 6 00:01:26,100 --> 00:01:29,559 抓起来 7 00:01:29,559 --> 00:01:32,239 别动，如果你们上前一步 8 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,519 我就马上把他给宰了 9 00:01:34,960 --> 00:01:37,199 不要说来，不要… 10 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,959 你们真是岂有此理 11 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:42,039 我叫你们交保护费 12 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:45,050 你们所有的人当我是耳边风 13 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:49,959 现在你们准备赎金 如果没有赎金，我就先杀了他 14 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:51,439 不要… 15 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:52,575 带他走 16 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:55,599 不要…走… 17 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:57,199 想办法救我 这怎么办 18 00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:59,079 走… 19 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,279 别动，站住 20 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:02,159 别动 21 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:04,879 别乱来，不要乱来 22 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:08,119 再动我就杀了他 23 00:02:08,550 --> 00:02:10,319 别打他 24 00:02:10,825 --> 00:02:14,199 走开，他…别乱来 25 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:17,879 走… 26 00:02:20,650 --> 00:02:22,999 这下怎么办 怎么办呢 27 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,359 妙姐，你来得正好 谢谢… 28 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:32,759 这些豆腐刚刚做好，看看很新鲜的 29 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:35,039 烫手的，好，给我一块 30 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:38,159 好，谢谢你…不用 31 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,439 小子，又偷钱，快放回去 32 00:02:42,700 --> 00:02:44,539 这里不用你帮助，进去磨豆 33 00:02:46,050 --> 00:02:48,529 那丫头到现在还不回来 34 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:50,679 白大妈 35 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:52,119 白大妈 甚么事 36 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:57,119 不得了了，小娜被山贼抓去了 37 00:02:57,475 --> 00:03:01,474 甚么，他送衣服到徐老爷家 怎么会被土匪抓去呢 38 00:03:02,175 --> 00:03:05,614 刚才那些土匪到徐老爷家里去捣乱 39 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:08,279 徐老爷也被抓去了 40 00:03:08,625 --> 00:03:09,599 糟了 41 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:15,719 两千个大洋，我真的没有，龙大哥 没有，我真的没有钱，我没有钱 42 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:18,439 没有，真的没有 43 00:03:18,439 --> 00:03:19,519 没有 44 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,159 这件衣服起码值两三个大洋 45 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:24,199 这件衣服起码值两三个大洋 46 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:27,319 不是…这件衣服并不值钱的 47 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:30,159 我就只有这一套,我真的是没钱 48 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:31,519 真的没有 49 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:32,399 是没有 50 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:35,239 妤，不要紧，没关系的 51 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:36,519 来人 52 00:03:46,743 --> 00:03:47,942 这个甚么东西 53 00:03:48,903 --> 00:03:50,102 是刀 对了 54 00:03:51,743 --> 00:03:52,382 这个呢 55 00:03:53,223 --> 00:03:54,942 油锅 对了 56 00:03:56,543 --> 00:03:57,342 这个呢 57 00:03:58,783 --> 00:03:59,462 不知道 58 00:03:59,623 --> 00:04:02,942 不知道，告诉你，这就是手指 59 00:04:03,623 --> 00:04:08,662 那些不交保护费的人，我就会用刀 把他的手指砍下来，扔进锅里炸 60 00:04:08,983 --> 00:04:11,582 炸成这样子，你也不会例外 61 00:04:14,223 --> 00:04:15,462 把他们的手指都砍下来 62 00:04:16,343 --> 00:04:24,262 不要，放开我，我不要… 不要，我的手用来做豆腐的 63 00:04:26,583 --> 00:04:30,662 刀下留人 我给… 64 00:04:32,183 --> 00:04:35,102 你早点说，他们不用虚惊一场 65 00:04:37,103 --> 00:04:39,382 现在我给你一天的时间回去筹钱 66 00:04:39,583 --> 00:04:41,182 明天晚上筹不到钱过来 67 00:04:42,223 --> 00:04:43,822 那你准备替他们收尸吧 68 00:04:45,343 --> 00:04:47,422 我会筹钱的，我一定会筹钱来的 69 00:04:47,863 --> 00:04:50,142 不过这样，龙大哥，你要老老实实 70 00:04:50,423 --> 00:04:53,702 我去筹钱，你叫你的兄弟 千万别碰我的小老婆 71 00:04:54,623 --> 00:04:56,702 甚么，跟我说条件 72 00:04:57,823 --> 00:04:59,102 你是不是不想活了 73 00:04:59,423 --> 00:05:00,782 我…不是这个意思 74 00:05:00,903 --> 00:05:02,702 古语有曰:盗亦有道 75 00:05:03,063 --> 00:05:07,782 既然我答应付钱，那你们没有理由 再难为我的小老婆，是不是 76 00:05:08,423 --> 00:05:11,262 你这个死老鬼，倒也挺风流的 77 00:05:11,943 --> 00:05:14,502 想不到你这个小老婆也很漂亮 78 00:05:14,823 --> 00:05:15,662 不是这个 79 00:05:19,023 --> 00:05:22,262 这个，那这个呢 80 00:05:22,983 --> 00:05:24,302 她只是普通的村民 81 00:05:25,263 --> 00:05:28,902 那你放心，你的小老婆 我们兄弟是不会碰的 82 00:05:29,343 --> 00:05:34,022 她，就很难说了 不要… 83 00:05:35,343 --> 00:05:40,022 各位，我们不能让那些土匪 横行霸道，掳人勒索，为所欲为 84 00:05:40,743 --> 00:05:42,942 在那些土匪的力量还没有强大之前 85 00:05:43,303 --> 00:05:44,302 我们要赶走他们 86 00:05:45,103 --> 00:05:46,542 凭着我们子虚镇的力量 87 00:05:46,863 --> 00:05:48,822 我们要团结起来，万众一心 88 00:05:49,143 --> 00:05:50,462 一定可以把人质救出 89 00:05:50,863 --> 00:05:53,742 让他们知道我们子虛镇的人 不是好惹的 90 00:05:54,223 --> 00:05:58,382 对…说得对… 91 00:05:58,503 --> 00:06:00,422 对，不错，他这话讲得一点都没错 92 00:06:00,503 --> 00:06:02,182 有道理 93 00:06:02,263 --> 00:06:04,022 我看没事的，大家帮帮忙 94 00:06:05,103 --> 00:06:05,942 阿贵少爷 95 00:06:06,063 --> 00:06:07,142 你的意思是怎么样 96 00:06:07,823 --> 00:06:11,062 少爷，打土匪我是非常赞成 97 00:06:11,303 --> 00:06:12,102 可是我… 98 00:06:12,183 --> 00:06:13,542 不用怕，你说吧 99 00:06:14,063 --> 00:06:16,022 我老婆快生孩子了 是啊 100 00:06:16,223 --> 00:06:19,782 我去打土匪，她一个人在家里 不太方便的，你们去打土匪吧 101 00:06:20,103 --> 00:06:25,102 是啊，谁去呢，打土匪，谁去… 102 00:06:25,223 --> 00:06:27,982 你去… 九斤叔… 103 00:06:28,383 --> 00:06:30,062 叫你去,快点 104 00:06:30,263 --> 00:06:31,942 你的意思怎么样 105 00:06:32,743 --> 00:06:36,862 真是对不起，我最近这几天 我的风湿病又发作了 106 00:06:37,823 --> 00:06:39,622 你看看，我那个脚走路简直不方便 107 00:06:39,703 --> 00:06:41,702 是啊，你看他最近又发作了 108 00:06:42,103 --> 00:06:43,142 你可要小心点 109 00:06:44,063 --> 00:06:46,382 我的儿子这几天发烧 110 00:06:46,903 --> 00:06:49,622 我要带他去看大夫，我真的不能去 111 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:51,982 要去呢我一定去 112 00:06:52,703 --> 00:06:54,942 帮帮忙吧…一定帮帮忙吧 113 00:06:56,703 --> 00:06:59,742 你们帮帮忙，不然小娜一定会死的 114 00:06:59,983 --> 00:07:01,542 求你们帮帮忙吧 115 00:07:02,023 --> 00:07:04,702 求你们帮帮忙救救我妹妹 116 00:07:04,823 --> 00:07:06,622 是啊，你们应该去帮帮忙 117 00:07:07,943 --> 00:07:11,462 好了，你们别吵，听我说 118 00:07:11,783 --> 00:07:14,582 你们谁肯去打土匪我就赏一个大洋 119 00:07:15,223 --> 00:07:18,302 万一…个大洋 120 00:07:20,503 --> 00:07:22,382 是不是真的一个大洋 121 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:25,462 你肯去打土匪这个大洋就是你的了 122 00:07:26,463 --> 00:07:27,022 一个大洋 123 00:07:27,663 --> 00:07:35,102 听我说…救徐老爷，为了他的安全 我们这个，匹夫有责… 124 00:07:35,223 --> 00:07:37,102 对…我们不能见死不救 125 00:07:37,503 --> 00:07:39,862 少爷，你放心 我们一定去救徐老爷的 126 00:07:40,223 --> 00:07:41,662 你老婆不是要生孩子吗 127 00:07:42,383 --> 00:07:46,262 不要紧…生孩子是小事 她常常生的，没有一关系 128 00:07:46,463 --> 00:07:47,822 我们一定要救徐老爷 129 00:07:48,183 --> 00:07:51,182 一个大洋 130 00:07:51,303 --> 00:07:52,862 是不是每个人都一个 131 00:07:53,103 --> 00:07:53,862 是的 132 00:07:54,543 --> 00:07:58,222 好，那我带四个人去 四个 133 00:07:58,783 --> 00:07:59,622 怎么有那么多个 134 00:07:59,743 --> 00:08:00,422 我有四个儿子 135 00:08:00,423 --> 00:08:01,102 我有四个儿子 136 00:08:01,263 --> 00:08:02,902 你最小那个才八个月大 137 00:08:11,663 --> 00:08:12,582 快点 138 00:08:23,223 --> 00:08:24,062 是不是土匪 139 00:08:24,743 --> 00:08:25,862 大家小心一点 140 00:08:41,383 --> 00:08:43,702 别打了 141 00:08:45,183 --> 00:08:47,422 爹… 142 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:52,982 怕，我才不怕呢 143 00:08:53,063 --> 00:08:56,782 我是怕那些土匪难为小娜他们俩 144 00:08:56,903 --> 00:08:57,982 是…有道理 145 00:08:58,063 --> 00:09:00,182 不过现在大可以放心 146 00:09:00,303 --> 00:09:01,142 我特别要告诉你 147 00:09:01,223 --> 00:09:02,822 他们现在是很安全的 148 00:09:02,983 --> 00:09:04,022 很安全的 149 00:09:04,103 --> 00:09:06,782 徐老爷，你到了贼窝之后 里边怎么样 150 00:09:06,903 --> 00:09:09,222 当时可紧张了 151 00:09:09,303 --> 00:09:11,942 那个独眼龙和那些土匪的大哥 152 00:09:12,223 --> 00:09:17,542 他一看见我就马上走了过来 一拳一掌就冲着我的喉咙就来了 153 00:09:17,663 --> 00:09:19,050 那好厉害，那怎么样 154 00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:23,342 当时他对我说要我交出 五千个大洋的保护费给他 155 00:09:24,423 --> 00:09:25,542 五千个大洋 156 00:09:25,623 --> 00:09:27,262 我听到马上跟他说没有 157 00:09:27,663 --> 00:09:29,022 好，好样的，对 158 00:09:29,063 --> 00:09:30,102 你知道后来他怎么说 159 00:09:30,183 --> 00:09:30,782 怎么样… 160 00:09:30,863 --> 00:09:33,422 他就叫几个人拿刀来砍我 我就用手那么一拦 161 00:09:33,503 --> 00:09:35,102 我说别动 162 00:09:36,183 --> 00:09:38,902 当时我就对他说，听着 163 00:09:39,863 --> 00:09:41,022 真行，真勇敢 164 00:09:41,263 --> 00:09:43,782 我徐旺财既然被你们抓到这儿来了 165 00:09:44,063 --> 00:09:46,062 我根本就没有打算活着回去 166 00:09:46,463 --> 00:09:48,542 有种的就在我胸膛刺上一刀 167 00:09:48,703 --> 00:09:51,342 好…勇敢… 168 00:09:51,583 --> 00:09:54,102 我就走到他的身边，我就走过去了 169 00:09:54,423 --> 00:09:59,382 刺呀… 170 00:09:59,463 --> 00:10:01,942 怎么样…他有没有刺 171 00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:04,062 他当然不敢刺了 172 00:10:05,143 --> 00:10:07,702 太好了，旺财兄你真勇敢 173 00:10:08,063 --> 00:10:09,422 想不到你这么勇敢 174 00:10:09,543 --> 00:10:12,022 不过这样相当的危险 175 00:10:12,103 --> 00:10:13,182 是啊，危险 176 00:10:13,303 --> 00:10:15,302 危险，我不怕危险 177 00:10:16,743 --> 00:10:17,742 我就大声的跟他说 178 00:10:18,343 --> 00:10:20,102 五千个大洋我不会给你的 179 00:10:20,423 --> 00:10:21,462 对…好… 180 00:10:21,583 --> 00:10:23,382 最多给你三千 181 00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:24,782 你不要你就杀了我吧 182 00:10:24,983 --> 00:10:27,142 三千 老爷，你真的这么说 183 00:10:27,263 --> 00:10:32,742 当然这么说，对付那些土匪 最要紧就是不要怕他 184 00:10:33,223 --> 00:10:35,542 如果你怕他，他会得寸进尺 185 00:10:35,623 --> 00:10:36,622 对… 186 00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:39,742 我说，老爷是胆识过人 187 00:10:39,823 --> 00:10:45,422 是英雄好汉 是好汉,好… 188 00:10:45,543 --> 00:10:46,702 大家静静 189 00:10:46,823 --> 00:10:49,302 后来怎么样… 190 00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:51,822 最后那个独眼龙拿我没有办法 191 00:10:52,063 --> 00:10:54,262 他就只好接受我所提出的条件, 192 00:10:56,463 --> 00:11:02,102 徐老爷，那我们是不是还要给 三千个大洋作保护费呢 193 00:11:02,623 --> 00:11:04,502 是不是… 194 00:11:04,903 --> 00:11:06,350 没办法了 195 00:11:06,703 --> 00:11:09,275 谁叫我们有人质在他们的手上呢 196 00:11:09,623 --> 00:11:12,062 这就叫做好汉不吃眼前亏 197 00:11:12,183 --> 00:11:14,302 也可以叫做破财挡灾 198 00:11:14,463 --> 00:11:15,902 我们只好接受了 199 00:11:16,783 --> 00:11:19,782 我们哪有这么多钱 200 00:11:19,903 --> 00:11:20,902 大家不用担心 201 00:11:21,183 --> 00:11:26,342 虽然这件事是不关我事，我现在 我先拿出五百个大洋出来垫底 202 00:11:26,703 --> 00:11:28,822 谢谢徐老爷 真是好人 203 00:11:28,903 --> 00:11:31,542 对了，剩下那些钱 你们每人拿出一点就行了 204 00:11:31,663 --> 00:11:33,702 甚么，要我们拿钱，我们哪有钱 205 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:35,622 你们拿一点就可以了 206 00:11:37,103 --> 00:11:39,502 要两千五百块钱，哪来两千五 207 00:11:39,703 --> 00:11:41,382 各位…请静一静 208 00:11:41,543 --> 00:11:43,422 静一静 是镇长给 209 00:11:43,543 --> 00:11:45,942 镇长给钱 好… 210 00:11:46,063 --> 00:11:50,022 听我说，我们大家都是 子虚镇的子民，是不是 211 00:11:50,263 --> 00:11:51,262 是 说得对 212 00:11:51,583 --> 00:11:54,782 守望相助这四个字大家都知道… 213 00:11:54,903 --> 00:11:56,342 知道…对… 214 00:11:56,423 --> 00:11:59,462 这样吧，我给你们一天的时间 你们去筹钱 215 00:11:59,983 --> 00:12:01,302 一天，一天哪够 216 00:12:01,583 --> 00:12:02,902 差不多了，快去吧 217 00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:04,742 一天的时间怎么够 218 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:36,409 喝，干杯… 我要喝酒 219 00:12:39,267 --> 00:12:42,626 各位，我真是佩服我们大哥 220 00:12:42,907 --> 00:12:44,946 一出马就成功 221 00:12:45,067 --> 00:12:45,706 还有两千个大洋保护费 222 00:12:45,707 --> 00:12:46,946 还有两千个大洋保护费 223 00:12:47,347 --> 00:12:48,786 是啊，了不起 224 00:12:48,947 --> 00:12:52,626 我是大哥，你看你们三个人 一点用处也没有 225 00:12:53,027 --> 00:12:56,386 钱也收不回来，还让人家打一顿 226 00:12:58,107 --> 00:12:59,306 真是没用 227 00:13:00,707 --> 00:13:02,106 喝酒… 228 00:13:04,987 --> 00:13:07,146 我抓回来那两个女人 229 00:13:07,227 --> 00:13:09,426 其中有一个是不是很漂亮 230 00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:12,906 是啊，很漂亮，大哥，送给我们吧 231 00:13:15,075 --> 00:13:19,314 好，喝酒 干杯••• 232 00:13:19,575 --> 00:13:21,134 现在就进去 好 233 00:13:23,859 --> 00:13:25,898 綁得这么紧 綁得很紧，徐二嫂 234 00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:28,458 你说他们会不会真的守信用 放我们走 235 00:13:28,979 --> 00:13:32,138 会，不知走的时候会变成怎么样 236 00:13:32,619 --> 00:13:33,418 到底怎么样 237 00:13:34,139 --> 00:13:35,498 会被他们占便宜 238 00:13:35,819 --> 00:13:39,618 不会吧，那会死的，不行，怎么办 239 00:13:40,579 --> 00:13:42,858 我怎么知道，我比你还害怕 240 00:13:45,379 --> 00:13:47,498 不要 241 00:13:47,579 --> 00:13:49,698 你们不要来，你们不要过来 242 00:13:50,659 --> 00:13:52,098 我有老公有女儿的 243 00:13:52,419 --> 00:13:54,818 不合适你们… 244 00:13:56,059 --> 00:13:58,618 你到底有有完没完 不要过来 245 00:13:58,699 --> 00:14:02,378 我问你有完没完，你再说我罩着你 不要…干甚么 246 00:14:03,219 --> 00:14:05,018 好，你快过来 247 00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:12,618 剪刀、石头、布… 我赢了 248 00:14:13,859 --> 00:14:15,378 不好意思，兄弟们 249 00:14:15,819 --> 00:14:18,698 你们继续吧，我先走一步 250 00:14:18,979 --> 00:14:21,418 春宵一刻值千金，你知道吧 251 00:14:21,619 --> 00:14:23,858 那好…你弄快点 252 00:14:23,939 --> 00:14:27,378 我要很长时间，我还赶时间 你们先出去，快点出去… 253 00:14:34,019 --> 00:14:35,258 你不要走 走开 254 00:14:37,099 --> 00:14:40,458 不要紧，打者爱也 255 00:14:41,219 --> 00:14:42,658 我会慢慢对付你 256 00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:50,298 不要过来 257 00:14:53,299 --> 00:14:56,618 你不要过来，救命 258 00:15:01,259 --> 00:15:02,178 他成了 259 00:15:02,539 --> 00:15:03,298 是啊 260 00:15:25,179 --> 00:15:27,578 出来了…怎么样 261 00:15:27,739 --> 00:15:30,498 好不好，行不行 262 00:15:30,619 --> 00:15:31,378 甚么好不好 263 00:15:31,739 --> 00:15:34,218 就是那个女人 是啊，怎么样… 264 00:15:38,539 --> 00:15:41,498 那么好，好… 265 00:15:41,539 --> 00:15:44,458 春宵一刻值千金，轮到我了 266 00:15:47,979 --> 00:15:51,418 小姐，轮到我了，你不用怕 不用害臊 267 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:56,018 你在哪儿…快告诉我 268 00:15:57,019 --> 00:16:01,578 你在哪儿，你在那儿，我来了 269 00:16:03,539 --> 00:16:04,418 死吧 270 00:16:07,579 --> 00:16:08,338 疼死我了 271 00:16:10,699 --> 00:16:15,138 出来了…怎么样 272 00:16:16,139 --> 00:16:17,858 你看看，腿都软了 273 00:16:17,979 --> 00:16:20,138 你看你的样子，你真是没有用 274 00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:22,818 轮到我了 275 00:16:25,099 --> 00:16:27,338 快出去… 276 00:16:29,459 --> 00:16:31,658 我等得很心急，你快点出来 277 00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:33,778 你在哪儿 278 00:16:42,899 --> 00:16:43,898 你给我出来 279 00:16:46,899 --> 00:16:51,058 混蛋，我打死你…这混蛋 280 00:16:51,779 --> 00:16:56,618 出来了…你怎么样 281 00:16:56,819 --> 00:17:00,178 好…轮到我了 282 00:17:01,099 --> 00:17:02,698 走… 283 00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:12,218 捐钱 284 00:17:12,339 --> 00:17:14,058 各位亲爱的乡亲父老 285 00:17:16,179 --> 00:17:17,858 我知道这次这么做 286 00:17:18,259 --> 00:17:20,098 对你们的确是很为难 287 00:17:21,619 --> 00:17:25,098 可是现在，救人是最要紧的 288 00:17:26,139 --> 00:17:29,618 我希望大家这次可以咬紧牙关 289 00:17:30,659 --> 00:17:33,578 大家携手渡过这个难关就好了 290 00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:35,698 对，说得有理 291 00:17:36,739 --> 00:17:40,458 各位…救人如救火，大家不要犹豫 292 00:17:40,819 --> 00:17:45,258 你们快点排好队交钱 有钱的就出钱，你们快点交钱 293 00:17:45,419 --> 00:17:49,018 对…快点，出钱… 294 00:17:49,139 --> 00:17:52,018 你不用紧张，他又不是你的老婆 你紧张干甚么 295 00:17:52,699 --> 00:17:54,698 助人为快乐之本 296 00:17:56,419 --> 00:17:58,098 你是镇长夫人 又怎么样 297 00:17:58,939 --> 00:18:02,698 你要做个模范 带个头把东西先拿出来 298 00:18:02,819 --> 00:18:04,178 甚么，很名贵的 299 00:18:04,859 --> 00:18:06,338 过几天我再买给你 300 00:18:06,659 --> 00:18:07,858 你一定要买给我，知道吗 301 00:18:07,979 --> 00:18:08,778 当然了 302 00:18:09,819 --> 00:18:14,938 各位…大家静一静，现在我们 镇长夫人有几句话要跟大家说一说 303 00:18:15,779 --> 00:18:17,058 不用鼓掌 304 00:18:17,459 --> 00:18:19,178 不用鼓掌 305 00:18:20,059 --> 00:18:24,138 各位，我这枝珠钗是我的嫁妆 306 00:18:24,339 --> 00:18:25,458 很名贵的 307 00:18:26,019 --> 00:18:28,378 现在我表示一点心意了 308 00:18:28,739 --> 00:18:30,218 其余的要靠大家了 309 00:18:32,099 --> 00:18:33,538 珠钗 是啊 310 00:18:33,699 --> 00:18:37,258 很伟大，你们看这枝 这枝珠钗很值钱，很名贵的 311 00:18:37,379 --> 00:18:41,298 是嫁妆，鼓掌 很值钱的 312 00:18:41,850 --> 00:18:43,150 镇长夫人 313 00:18:43,150 --> 00:18:47,125 名贵珠钗一支，记下… 314 00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:49,004 轮到你们了 大家不要客气 315 00:18:49,525 --> 00:18:52,168 交一点…不要客气 316 00:18:52,575 --> 00:18:54,978 我没钱，我捐一只鸡出来 317 00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:58,575 帮我登记一下，老母鸡一只 318 00:18:58,575 --> 00:19:00,150 谢谢 319 00:19:02,525 --> 00:19:05,475 这个香炉是我们家最值钱的东西 320 00:19:05,475 --> 00:19:07,258 我就捐给你了 321 00:19:07,258 --> 00:19:08,497 谢谢 322 00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:15,275 各位亲爱的乡亲父老，听我说 323 00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:19,900 现在那些土匪是要收现钱 324 00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:26,338 我看这样，我们暂时每家每户 先捐五个大洋 325 00:19:26,950 --> 00:19:29,018 五个大洋，到哪儿去弄 326 00:19:29,059 --> 00:19:31,938 还有 如果不够的时候我们再捐 327 00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:38,378 镇长…我们没有钱，那怎么办 328 00:19:38,459 --> 00:19:39,578 是啊，我们没有钱 329 00:19:39,950 --> 00:19:43,103 听我锐，为了救人，我愿意选牺牲 330 00:19:43,103 --> 00:19:46,418 如果谁没有钱 我可以便宜一点利息借给他 331 00:19:47,459 --> 00:19:49,978 还要出利息 商量 332 00:19:51,739 --> 00:19:54,250 白大妈，你应该要捐最少两份的钱 333 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:57,378 大家为了救你女儿，你知道吗 334 00:19:57,625 --> 00:19:58,898 可是我们 335 00:19:58,979 --> 00:20:00,218 我明白的，徐老爷 336 00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:04,538 可是我现在只有，三个大洋 337 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:07,025 这样子好了，你们大家都知道 338 00:20:07,479 --> 00:20:09,979 我平常借钱给你们是四分利息的 339 00:20:09,979 --> 00:20:12,698 今天可不同，为了救人收你们一半 340 00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:14,378 我收两分利息借给你们 341 00:20:14,499 --> 00:20:15,938 我借给你们去救人 342 00:20:16,219 --> 00:20:17,378 不贵了…很便宜 343 00:20:17,379 --> 00:20:19,298 不贵了…很便宜 344 00:20:21,899 --> 00:20:24,018 爹，在这个时候还要收 345 00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:26,698 你不要多事，你懂甚么，登记… 346 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,818 白大妈捐十个大洋，跟我借了七个 347 00:20:30,339 --> 00:20:32,978 好…那就借七个大洋吧 348 00:20:33,179 --> 00:20:36,298 记下来…不要争，一个个来 349 00:20:36,699 --> 00:20:38,298 伟仁兄，你的 350 00:20:38,419 --> 00:20:39,498 谢謝 351 00:20:40,619 --> 00:20:41,778 硕坚，你的 352 00:20:42,139 --> 00:20:44,418 谢谢，发财了 353 00:20:46,099 --> 00:20:47,938 这世上的事真是奇怪 354 00:20:48,099 --> 00:20:50,378 我们以为那些土匪来打劫会有损失 355 00:20:50,779 --> 00:20:52,658 想不到我们竟然发了财 356 00:20:54,819 --> 00:20:56,858 如果我们早知道村民那么笨 357 00:20:57,419 --> 00:20:59,578 我希望那些土匪多来几趟 358 00:21:00,099 --> 00:21:01,538 你说得真有道理 359 00:21:06,019 --> 00:21:11,538 对了，旺财兄，这个姨太太， 不是 二少奶奶，还在土匪窝里头 360 00:21:12,019 --> 00:21:13,858 你快点想办法把他救出来 361 00:21:15,659 --> 00:21:18,178 给忘了，碩坚 362 00:21:18,219 --> 00:21:20,858 你马上带上银两上山去救人 363 00:21:21,019 --> 00:21:21,858 是，遵命 364 00:21:23,499 --> 00:21:28,498 龙大爷，这个鼻烟壶叫做 葫芦雕花鼻烟壸，是有名堂的 365 00:21:28,699 --> 00:21:32,538 我们特地买回来 是老爷亲手挑出来，特为孝敬你的 366 00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:34,818 你看看 笑纳 367 00:21:35,139 --> 00:21:36,538 不错 慢用 368 00:21:40,775 --> 00:21:42,414 其实我最讨厌你这个人 369 00:21:43,025 --> 00:21:49,304 你不单是小气，而且还要我 跑来跑去到这儿来拿两千个大洋 370 00:21:50,539 --> 00:21:51,458 你们真是麻烦 371 00:21:51,859 --> 00:21:54,338 是…是我令龙大哥跑来跑去 372 00:21:54,499 --> 00:21:55,378 全是我的错 373 00:21:56,125 --> 00:21:59,324 算了，我给他面子，不跟你计较 374 00:21:59,825 --> 00:22:02,258 谢谢龙大哥 375 00:22:02,339 --> 00:22:04,450 不要谢谢，还有一件事… 376 00:22:04,725 --> 00:22:09,804 从今天开始，你们每半年 进贡我们五百个大洋 377 00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:12,779 当作是补偿我们的兄弟，没问题吧 378 00:22:14,267 --> 00:22:16,386 你们这么做不摆明是贪得无厌吗 379 00:22:16,907 --> 00:22:18,746 龙大哥，我… 你给不给 380 00:22:18,907 --> 00:22:21,946 给，老爷…我们给 381 00:22:22,667 --> 00:22:25,106 龙大哥是出了名的讲义气的 382 00:22:25,307 --> 00:22:28,506 现在他保护我们子虚镇 全镇的居民人口平安 383 00:22:29,027 --> 00:22:33,346 这区区五百个太洋到城里 请保安队也不止，值得 384 00:22:34,187 --> 00:22:35,186 龙大哥，对不起 385 00:22:35,427 --> 00:22:37,106 对了，对… 386 00:22:37,227 --> 00:22:38,146 想不想下山 387 00:22:41,467 --> 00:22:43,106 我…是应该给 388 00:22:44,707 --> 00:22:46,906 我觉得你这次真爽快 389 00:22:47,827 --> 00:22:48,826 有没有带钱来 390 00:22:49,627 --> 00:22:53,066 你不要着急，我没见到人 我是不知道他们安不安全 391 00:22:53,467 --> 00:22:54,626 你是不相信我 392 00:22:55,427 --> 00:22:57,586 龙大爷，我要说句公道话了 393 00:22:57,867 --> 00:22:58,866 这次我帮我们老爷 394 00:22:59,067 --> 00:23:04,226 这件事如果是你，古话有说 要防人不仁，老爷这样做是对的 395 00:23:04,307 --> 00:23:05,186 是啊 396 00:23:06,827 --> 00:23:08,066 这样也有道理 397 00:23:09,387 --> 00:23:10,346 来人 是 398 00:23:10,587 --> 00:23:12,946 把那两个女人带出来 好 399 00:23:13,147 --> 00:23:14,066 死男人、臭男人 400 00:23:14,507 --> 00:23:15,866 我一定不会放过你们的 401 00:23:17,707 --> 00:23:20,506 你已经给他们占了便宜了 骂也没有用 402 00:23:20,907 --> 00:23:22,946 谁说没用，我一定要骂他们 403 00:23:23,707 --> 00:23:25,546 骂死他们，叫他们不得好死 404 00:23:26,227 --> 00:23:31,066 我明白，你是个女孩子 被他们这么多人这样…那也是可怜 405 00:23:31,707 --> 00:23:35,546 不过，你放心，过几天很快 就会忘记的 406 00:23:36,187 --> 00:23:37,746 别那么认真 407 00:23:39,747 --> 00:23:40,786 你们又进来干甚么 408 00:23:42,267 --> 00:23:44,666 我看这次难逃大劫了，被他们糟蹋 409 00:23:45,347 --> 00:23:46,306 两个一起来 410 00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:51,546 贼大哥，我求求你们 一个女人最要紧的就是她的贞节 411 00:23:51,707 --> 00:23:53,946 你要钱，旺财会给你们的 412 00:23:54,107 --> 00:23:55,106 千万不要糟蹋我 413 00:23:55,907 --> 00:23:58,826 臭美，现在很多人要你，起来吧 414 00:23:59,187 --> 00:24:01,586 现在外头有人赎你们，走啊 415 00:24:25,569 --> 00:24:28,568 小曼…你一定要清清楚楚 老老实实的告诉我 416 00:24:28,568 --> 00:24:31,287 那些土匪在山寨有没有对你那个 417 00:24:31,728 --> 00:24:33,087 对你做过些甚么事 418 00:24:33,608 --> 00:24:34,607 本来有的 419 00:24:35,648 --> 00:24:37,007 到底现在是有还是没有 420 00:24:37,328 --> 00:24:39,647 我知道一个女人最要紧的就是贞节 421 00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:41,527 本来他们想污辱我 422 00:24:41,608 --> 00:24:42,647 可是我宁死不屈 423 00:24:42,728 --> 00:24:45,047 我对他们说如果你们污辱我 我就马上自杀 424 00:24:45,568 --> 00:24:47,127 他们知道我是三贞九烈 425 00:24:47,208 --> 00:24:49,327 他们马上对我肃然起敬 426 00:24:49,408 --> 00:24:52,287 就再也不敢碰我了 这么样 427 00:24:52,848 --> 00:24:56,607 小曼，我以前也不知道 你是一个三贞九烈的女人 428 00:24:57,328 --> 00:25:01,007 我现在对你也是肃然起敬，疼你 429 00:25:01,088 --> 00:25:02,487 可是小娜就可惨了 430 00:25:02,608 --> 00:25:03,927 他给那些山贼糟蹋了 431 00:25:04,168 --> 00:25:04,967 糟蹋过了 432 00:25:05,448 --> 00:25:06,847 不知道三个还是四个 433 00:25:07,248 --> 00:25:08,167 这么可怜 434 00:25:16,088 --> 00:25:16,887 老爷，甚么事 435 00:25:17,128 --> 00:25:19,047 没事…不能告诉你 436 00:25:19,968 --> 00:25:21,487 这件事是关于人家的贞节 437 00:25:22,688 --> 00:25:24,647 老爷，快说，我不会告诉别人的 438 00:25:26,928 --> 00:25:28,807 好吧，你可不要告诉别人，知道吗 439 00:25:28,848 --> 00:25:29,847 我知道，发誓 440 00:25:30,968 --> 00:25:34,607 小娜在山寨.被那些土匪给糟蹋了 441 00:25:35,128 --> 00:25:35,967 五个人 442 00:25:38,688 --> 00:25:39,527 五个 443 00:25:44,528 --> 00:25:48,367 小娜，发生这件事情我也真是难过 444 00:25:50,408 --> 00:25:51,247 认命吧 445 00:25:54,408 --> 00:25:57,407 不过事情已经发生，你不用伤心， 446 00:25:58,688 --> 00:26:00,047 伤心有甚么用 447 00:26:02,208 --> 00:26:05,087 真是太好了，想不到你，这么乐观 448 00:26:05,888 --> 00:26:08,247 千万别为那些小事情自寻短见 449 00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:11,447 千万别浪费 自寻短见 450 00:26:11,648 --> 00:26:13,687 神经病，有甚么大不了的 451 00:26:16,888 --> 00:26:17,687 怎么了 452 00:26:18,768 --> 00:26:20,887 小娜，你走不走得动 453 00:26:21,608 --> 00:26:23,687 硕坚，你快点扶着点小娜吧 454 00:26:24,568 --> 00:26:25,287 不要碰我 455 00:26:26,688 --> 00:26:29,127 好，没事了 456 00:26:31,528 --> 00:26:34,447 真是奇怪，已经去了一个下午了 457 00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:36,647 为甚么到现在还不回来 458 00:26:36,768 --> 00:26:38,087 是啊…还不回来 459 00:26:38,328 --> 00:26:39,927 我也不知道，我也在担心 460 00:26:42,608 --> 00:26:44,247 你们看，小娜回来了 461 00:26:44,848 --> 00:26:45,967 回来了 462 00:26:46,088 --> 00:26:47,367 娘 小娜 463 00:26:47,968 --> 00:26:52,207 回来了，鼓掌… 464 00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:54,327 旺财兄，你没事吧 465 00:26:54,688 --> 00:26:55,687 没事… 466 00:26:55,848 --> 00:26:56,607 徐老爷，没事了 467 00:26:56,688 --> 00:26:57,887 当然没事了 468 00:26:58,088 --> 00:27:02,887 我们刚才还担心你有甚么三长两短 你胡说，别胡说 放心好了 469 00:27:03,768 --> 00:27:08,567 我告诉你，我甚么大风大浪没见过 470 00:27:09,688 --> 00:27:11,887 就那么几个土匪有甚么了不起的 471 00:27:12,128 --> 00:27:13,527 是啊…对… 472 00:27:14,008 --> 00:27:16,487 你们也看见了，现在我平安回来了 473 00:27:19,848 --> 00:27:22,567 各位乡亲，这次真是感谢徐老爷 474 00:27:22,848 --> 00:27:26,167 如果没有徐老爷 我们小娜也不知道变成甚么样子 475 00:27:26,568 --> 00:27:30,287 真是，徐老爷万岁 476 00:27:39,328 --> 00:27:41,207 我告你一件事，你不要告诉别人 477 00:27:41,928 --> 00:27:45,527 小娜昨天晚上被七八个土匪给糟蹋 478 00:27:46,008 --> 00:27:47,687 真可怜，你不要跟别人说 479 00:27:51,328 --> 00:27:54,967 白大妈 480 00:27:55,288 --> 00:27:56,367 甚么事 481 00:28:00,088 --> 00:28:04,647 我有事情跟你说，是人家告诉我的 482 00:28:05,168 --> 00:28:09,247 昨天晚上小娜她 被十几个土匪给糟蹋了 483 00:28:12,168 --> 00:28:16,247 你不要大声叫,千万不要让别人知道 484 00:28:16,368 --> 00:28:19,967 为了小娜的声誉，你自己节哀顺变 485 00:28:20,688 --> 00:28:21,607 妈，甚么事 486 00:28:23,968 --> 00:28:26,567 甚么事，妈 回家里再说 487 00:28:27,128 --> 00:28:28,207 甚么事，妈 488 00:28:29,288 --> 00:28:32,527 你坐下，你看看你，衣服也破了 489 00:28:33,168 --> 00:28:34,367 怎么会变成这样 490 00:28:35,048 --> 00:28:37,047 怎么会，那些土匪想碰我 491 00:28:37,808 --> 00:28:39,887 我们打架，所以衣服扯碎了 492 00:28:41,008 --> 00:28:42,567 你现在老老实实告诉我 493 00:28:42,808 --> 00:28:44,527 那些土匪有没有碰你 494 00:28:45,128 --> 00:28:48,047 何止碰我，他们还搂着我，很大力 495 00:28:48,568 --> 00:28:49,807 我还被他们弄伤了呢 496 00:28:50,648 --> 00:28:54,127 那怎么办，是不是…十几个人碰你 497 00:28:54,888 --> 00:28:56,127 哪有十几个人 498 00:28:56,848 --> 00:28:59,167 你不要听他们胡说八道，只有三个 499 00:29:00,648 --> 00:29:05,007 三个还不够吗，那怎么办… 500 00:29:05,128 --> 00:29:07,767 妈，你不要问了，我很累 501 00:29:08,088 --> 00:29:09,087 明天再说吧 502 00:29:11,968 --> 00:29:13,527 你还睡得着 503 00:29:14,128 --> 00:29:19,087 怎么睡不着，我昨天晚上一夜没睡 现在困死了，明天再说吧 504 00:29:19,488 --> 00:29:23,607 完了，这次…全完了 505 00:29:27,008 --> 00:29:29,727 回到家里洗完澡后真是舒服极了 506 00:29:30,328 --> 00:29:33,207 我现在发觉是龙精虎猛，真是奇怪 507 00:29:33,288 --> 00:29:34,127 那就好了 508 00:29:34,248 --> 00:29:37,567 喝了这杯茶以后一切就顺顺利利的 509 00:29:38,048 --> 00:29:40,127 喝呀 我一定要喝 510 00:29:40,168 --> 00:29:41,167 以后一切会顺利的 511 00:29:41,248 --> 00:29:42,127 干杯 512 00:29:45,448 --> 00:29:47,967 你们听我说，有件事是很奇怪的 513 00:29:48,368 --> 00:29:52,847 几年前有个算命的替我算命 你们知不知道 是吗 514 00:29:53,048 --> 00:29:54,807 他说我这两年会有灾劫 515 00:29:55,568 --> 00:29:56,407 我不相信 516 00:29:56,928 --> 00:29:57,527 想本到我现在真的灵验了 517 00:29:57,528 --> 00:29:58,567 想不到我现在真的灵验了 518 00:30:00,528 --> 00:30:03,247 徐老爷，过几天是太平清醮 519 00:30:03,328 --> 00:30:06,207 你一定要把花炮取回来来 那带给你幸运的 520 00:30:06,328 --> 00:30:09,407 当然了，这还用你教我 每年的花炮一定是我的 521 00:30:11,968 --> 00:30:13,447 我受那些土匪那么多的苦 522 00:30:13,688 --> 00:30:15,407 今天晚上要享受—下 523 00:30:17,368 --> 00:30:18,287 艳芳 524 00:30:19,128 --> 00:30:22,487 徐老爷，那些土匪最近不会来了 525 00:30:22,528 --> 00:30:23,767 外面有好多客人 526 00:30:24,088 --> 00:30:27,167 等会儿我要出去招呼，下次吧 527 00:30:27,608 --> 00:30:28,567 又是这句 528 00:30:31,968 --> 00:30:34,127 我病了，我肚子好疼 529 00:30:34,688 --> 00:30:36,967 我的头还有点晕 530 00:30:37,248 --> 00:30:38,287 又病了 531 00:30:38,928 --> 00:30:41,527 甚么又病了，她现在真的有病 532 00:30:42,248 --> 00:30:45,527 你不是说要找人按摩吗 533 00:30:45,888 --> 00:30:48,607 我的技术不错的 534 00:30:49,088 --> 00:30:52,247 对…阿矫，好好的侍候 535 00:30:56,048 --> 00:30:58,807 亲一亲 你不要那么着急 536 00:30:59,208 --> 00:31:02,247 徐大爷 你有空一定要教训教训阿文 537 00:31:02,328 --> 00:31:04,127 他真是很粗鲁 好 538 00:31:04,208 --> 00:31:05,927 有时候喝酒又不给钱 539 00:31:05,968 --> 00:31:08,207 那天晚上叫香兰陪酒还不给钱 540 00:31:08,368 --> 00:31:10,487 真是过分，先洗个脸 541 00:31:10,608 --> 00:31:12,327 好…先洗 542 00:31:13,928 --> 00:31:15,647 对了，我要告诉你 543 00:31:16,488 --> 00:31:20,847 悦来酒铺那个老板 原来他的腿是没有毛的 544 00:31:22,488 --> 00:31:24,967 一个男人居然没有毛，多难看 545 00:31:28,008 --> 00:31:33,367 金水，对了，金水，他的肚子很大 546 00:31:36,208 --> 00:31:37,327 还有谁呢 547 00:31:38,328 --> 00:31:40,607 不要再说了，我受不了了，我… 548 00:31:40,648 --> 00:31:45,487 对了…住在你对面的那个 甚么阿杉 549 00:31:45,928 --> 00:31:54,407 他睡觉会流口水，还有，我想想看 550 00:31:54,768 --> 00:31:58,287 那个阿德，他睡觉很吵的 551 00:31:58,408 --> 00:32:00,287 我恨不得一脚把他踹下床 552 00:32:02,208 --> 00:32:06,487 牛…牛公，对了，他又怎么样呢 553 00:32:08,168 --> 00:32:09,967 他睡觉的时候会唱歌呢 554 00:32:12,368 --> 00:32:17,007 徐大爷，你…你干甚么 555 00:32:17,128 --> 00:32:19,607 没甚么，我突然想起 有些要紧的事要做 556 00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:22,007 所以我…过几天我再来 557 00:32:28,528 --> 00:32:30,607 下次再来，谢谢 558 00:32:35,008 --> 00:32:38,407 是，我刚刚想起有些事情 还没有办好，所以现在就走 559 00:32:38,488 --> 00:32:39,287 真是扫兴 560 00:32:39,568 --> 00:32:40,847 一个人来 是啊 561 00:32:43,208 --> 00:32:44,927 桃红 来了 562 00:32:45,208 --> 00:32:45,967 硕坚 563 00:32:48,248 --> 00:32:50,647 真是，不知道是我欠你还是你走运 564 00:32:50,768 --> 00:32:52,727 真是甚么事情都会发生的 565 00:32:53,128 --> 00:32:57,807 今天晚上我去叫了那个花痴娇 来陪我过夜 566 00:32:58,088 --> 00:32:59,007 花痴娇 567 00:32:59,048 --> 00:33:00,887 钱我都已经付了，你知道吗 568 00:33:01,288 --> 00:33:03,807 可是我现在有事情要办，我要先走 569 00:33:04,128 --> 00:33:06,087 真倒霉 我倒霉你走运 570 00:33:06,208 --> 00:33:09,327 你是一文钱也不用给 我 571 00:33:09,488 --> 00:33:10,647 是，快去吧，不要再说了 572 00:33:10,768 --> 00:33:12,967 谢谢老爷 573 00:33:13,048 --> 00:33:15,367 不要谢我了，想不到你真是走运 574 00:33:15,488 --> 00:33:18,487 我走运…阿娇 575 00:33:19,968 --> 00:33:20,927 便不便宜 576 00:33:21,048 --> 00:33:23,167 当然便宜，而且很漂亮 577 00:33:40,688 --> 00:33:43,407 笑死人了 578 00:33:46,525 --> 00:33:49,025 坚少爷,早 579 00:33:51,288 --> 00:33:53,447 干甚么，你们是不是有毛病 580 00:33:53,688 --> 00:33:55,247 全在笑，甚么事 581 00:33:55,688 --> 00:33:57,687 坚少爷，有件事想问问你 582 00:33:59,288 --> 00:34:01,007 你屁股上是不是有颗痣 583 00:34:04,888 --> 00:34:07,167 沏茶吧 584 00:34:08,528 --> 00:34:10,487 坚少爷，我有件事问你 585 00:34:10,568 --> 00:34:11,407 甚么事 586 00:34:11,688 --> 00:34:13,487 你屁股是不是有颗痣 587 00:34:15,128 --> 00:34:15,847 你怎么知道 588 00:34:16,488 --> 00:34:21,647 是花痴娇说的，我看这个 子虚镇的人全都知道你屁般有颗痣 589 00:34:24,088 --> 00:34:24,847 我先走了 590 00:34:27,608 --> 00:34:28,207 坚少爷 591 00:34:28,368 --> 00:34:30,727 是，我屁股上是有颗痣，有罪吗 592 00:34:32,008 --> 00:34:34,607 不是，今天包子很香 我想问你要不要 593 00:34:35,608 --> 00:34:36,767 你屁股真的有颗痣 594 00:35:04,475 --> 00:35:05,714 谢谢… 595 00:35:05,835 --> 00:35:06,514 谢谢 596 00:35:07,755 --> 00:35:09,594 真是可惜 白大妈，买豆腐 597 00:35:09,835 --> 00:35:11,354 红姐，花嫂 买豆腐 598 00:35:11,475 --> 00:35:12,754 要豆腐 是啊 599 00:35:12,795 --> 00:35:13,914 我也要 好的 600 00:35:14,635 --> 00:35:16,514 来…干甚么 601 00:35:18,915 --> 00:35:20,634 注定的 就是 602 00:35:20,915 --> 00:35:22,034 今天豆腐很新鲜 603 00:35:26,435 --> 00:35:27,674 谢谢 604 00:35:28,515 --> 00:35:29,754 福伯，买豆腐 605 00:35:29,835 --> 00:35:34,394 不要…可惜… 606 00:35:35,675 --> 00:35:40,674 妈，怎么这几天他们经过我们门口 老是说可惜，可惜甚么 607 00:35:42,035 --> 00:35:44,074 冤孽，真是冤孽 608 00:35:44,155 --> 00:35:44,914 冤孽 609 00:35:45,115 --> 00:35:47,954 买了 开了 610 00:35:50,395 --> 00:35:51,954 豹子，通吃 611 00:35:52,075 --> 00:35:54,474 岂有此理，又是豹子 612 00:35:57,955 --> 00:35:59,994 坚少爷，那些钱，我… 613 00:36:00,155 --> 00:36:02,514 算了，不方便，改天再还给我 614 00:36:02,635 --> 00:36:04,034 你要不要再借钱赌 615 00:36:05,635 --> 00:36:07,754 谢谢…坚少爷 616 00:36:07,835 --> 00:36:10,034 你现在手风不顺，进去喝杯茶 617 00:36:10,275 --> 00:36:10,994 等一会儿再赌 618 00:36:11,075 --> 00:36:11,914 好的 619 00:36:12,995 --> 00:36:14,994 坐 620 00:36:18,435 --> 00:36:19,954 怎么样，最近你妹妹怎么样 621 00:36:20,915 --> 00:36:22,514 她还跟以前一样 622 00:36:23,675 --> 00:36:26,714 不会吧，全子虛镇的人都知道 623 00:36:26,835 --> 00:36:29,114 你妹妹被土匪糟踏了 624 00:36:31,515 --> 00:36:33,634 不要提了，坚少斧 625 00:36:33,715 --> 00:36:36,234 老实说，你们打算怎么处置她 626 00:36:37,435 --> 00:36:41,754 我妈的意思，找一户人家 把她给嫁出去 627 00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:46,779 妈，可以去了 628 00:36:47,900 --> 00:36:49,499 你还没换衣服怎么去 629 00:36:50,775 --> 00:36:53,014 你看看你穿得这个样子怎么见人 630 00:36:53,515 --> 00:36:56,114 怎么不能见人，整齐不就行了 631 00:36:56,355 --> 00:36:58,474 你不要说了，快去换件衣服吧 632 00:37:01,300 --> 00:37:03,539 红色的，去相亲 633 00:37:04,115 --> 00:37:06,394 是啊，你到底去不去 634 00:37:07,675 --> 00:37:09,074 骗我小娜不懂事吗 635 00:37:09,915 --> 00:37:12,834 跟陈大妈吃饭，何必那么紧张呢 636 00:37:15,515 --> 00:37:18,594 小娜，很久不见，你又漂亮了 637 00:37:19,875 --> 00:37:20,794 别笑我了 638 00:37:22,235 --> 00:37:23,314 让我先来介绍 639 00:37:23,475 --> 00:37:26,594 这位是陈福茂先生，白大妈 640 00:37:26,995 --> 00:37:27,514 白大妈 641 00:37:27,595 --> 00:37:28,514 这个就是小娜 642 00:37:29,035 --> 00:37:31,714 陈先生，还不叫人 643 00:37:32,950 --> 00:37:33,794 茂叔 644 00:37:34,595 --> 00:37:35,634 应该叫茂哥 645 00:37:36,355 --> 00:37:37,434 不要紧… 646 00:37:37,955 --> 00:37:39,954 陈先生，刚刚从城里回来的 647 00:37:40,115 --> 00:37:41,114 是吗 648 00:37:42,595 --> 00:37:44,874 来，吃东西，凉了就不好吃了 649 00:37:45,515 --> 00:37:48,474 是啊…好 650 00:37:50,195 --> 00:37:52,554 陈先生在城里很多买卖 651 00:37:52,995 --> 00:37:55,394 因为这样所以到现在还没成亲 652 00:37:56,155 --> 00:37:58,474 他这次回来是想娶个老婆 653 00:37:59,115 --> 00:38:00,674 白大妈，有没有好的介绍 654 00:38:04,435 --> 00:38:08,194 陈先生，不知道你喜欢 怎么样的女孩子 655 00:38:08,675 --> 00:38:12,394 我喜欢年轻漂亮的好像你女儿这样 656 00:38:13,155 --> 00:38:14,194 不知道我有没有机会呢 657 00:38:14,675 --> 00:38:15,594 简直妄想 658 00:38:16,275 --> 00:38:17,114 你别胡说 659 00:38:18,355 --> 00:38:19,874 不知道白小姐觉得我怎么样呢 660 00:38:20,515 --> 00:38:21,434 茂叔，你… 661 00:38:21,675 --> 00:38:23,434 小娜，说话要有礼貌 662 00:38:26,875 --> 00:38:29,474 你，有福气，又能吃 663 00:38:29,795 --> 00:38:32,314 又英俊潇洒，风度翩翩 664 00:38:34,355 --> 00:38:35,514 我也有自知之明 665 00:38:35,595 --> 00:38:37,114 我这个样子不是很英俊 666 00:38:37,675 --> 00:38:39,874 可是我这个人是不错的 667 00:38:43,235 --> 00:38:46,874 小娜，看你的样子 好象非常满意陈先生的样子 668 00:38:47,795 --> 00:38:51,434 白大妈，我看我这封媒人红包 是收定了 669 00:38:51,955 --> 00:38:55,394 妈…你真是带我来相亲的 670 00:38:55,435 --> 00:38:56,994 男人当婚，女大当嫁 671 00:38:57,715 --> 00:38:58,794 可是也不能嫁给他 672 00:38:59,635 --> 00:39:01,514 你刚才不是说他很好吗 673 00:39:01,635 --> 00:39:02,954 他好，他到底有甚么好 674 00:39:03,035 --> 00:39:04,274 以为真有福气 675 00:39:04,555 --> 00:39:06,354 看他土头土脑的，像猪一样 676 00:39:06,435 --> 00:39:07,634 真是讨厌极了 677 00:39:08,035 --> 00:39:09,634 这辈子没人要，我也不会嫁给他 678 00:39:10,115 --> 00:39:10,994 你也太过分了吧 679 00:39:11,475 --> 00:39:12,634 你以为你是黄花闺女吗 680 00:39:13,035 --> 00:39:16,554 你曾经被那些土匪蹭蹋过的 我肯要你，是你的福气 681 00:39:16,795 --> 00:39:18,554 你… 682 00:39:19,675 --> 00:39:21,954 你这女儿怎么搞的 683 00:39:41,435 --> 00:39:42,594 看你往哪儿跑 684 00:39:53,555 --> 00:39:55,794 妖怪，快跑 685 00:39:57,075 --> 00:40:01,634 用力 破车 686 00:40:03,715 --> 00:40:07,354 推… 687 00:40:08,915 --> 00:40:12,234 停 烂车，气死我了 688 00:40:12,915 --> 00:40:15,714 修理过很多次了,真是拿它没办法 689 00:40:18,300 --> 00:40:19,354 没机油了 690 00:40:20,795 --> 00:40:23,034 Steven，能不能修理好 691 00:40:24,875 --> 00:40:25,754 我也没办法 692 00:40:26,195 --> 00:40:27,914 你没办法，我也没办法 693 00:40:28,155 --> 00:40:30,794 年轻人要有耐性，就这么放弃了 694 00:40:31,450 --> 00:40:32,409 已经尽了力了 695 00:40:37,325 --> 00:40:39,404 好在就快到老家了，没关系 696 00:40:40,900 --> 00:40:42,019 不如把车推进镇吧 697 00:40:42,525 --> 00:40:43,844 在这里也不是办法 698 00:40:44,755 --> 00:40:47,714 好，来 699 00:40:48,435 --> 00:40:50,514 好，推 700 00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:52,074 干甚么 701 00:40:52,475 --> 00:40:53,834 听见有声音没有 702 00:40:54,275 --> 00:40:55,154 没 703 00:40:55,595 --> 00:40:57,594 有，我好像听见了 704 00:40:58,435 --> 00:41:00,674 我还觉得很不自然 705 00:41:00,875 --> 00:41:02,074 你别胡说八道好不好 706 00:41:02,155 --> 00:41:04,714 爸，你听我说，我也有这种感觉 707 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,639 我说没有就没有，推车 708 00:41:13,300 --> 00:41:14,739 你们到底甚么人，出来 709 00:41:21,775 --> 00:41:24,914 快出来，别开玩笑了，快点出来 710 00:41:25,375 --> 00:41:27,594 我们初到贵境，不想玩捉迷藏 711 00:41:28,100 --> 00:41:30,914 如果你是人的话，快点出来… 712 00:41:31,035 --> 00:41:32,154 快出来 713 00:41:38,435 --> 00:41:39,954 甚么事情 714 00:41:40,835 --> 00:41:43,874 爸，不知道他们是不是子虚镇的人 715 00:41:44,125 --> 00:41:45,404 如果是就好了 716 00:41:47,125 --> 00:41:50,684 我们只是到子虚镇，没有恶意 717 00:41:50,684 --> 00:41:52,123 麻烦你们出来帮帮忙 718 00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:55,519 算了，干爹，人家不肯帮忙 719 00:41:55,519 --> 00:41:58,354 如果肯的话，早就出来了 720 00:41:58,354 --> 00:42:01,394 这辆老爷车，我不相信对它没办法 721 00:42:04,435 --> 00:42:06,354 神勇大炮… 722 00:42:06,435 --> 00:42:09,114 快跑 723 00:42:14,175 --> 00:42:17,374 不要走…，你们不要走 724 00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:22,194 老爷，糟了 旺财兄 725 00:42:22,194 --> 00:42:24,914 甚么事 糟了 726 00:42:25,035 --> 00:42:28,594 不要胡说，现在已经是很晚了 你们吵甚么，到底发生甚么事情 727 00:42:28,875 --> 00:42:30,954 是啊，半夜三更你们在吵甚么你们 728 00:42:31,595 --> 00:42:33,554 旺财兄，你有所不知 729 00:42:33,715 --> 00:42:36,034 我们发现有土匪 是啊 730 00:42:36,315 --> 00:42:37,554 土匪 是啊 731 00:42:37,795 --> 00:42:40,034 那些土匪刚走了几天 怎么现在又回来了 732 00:42:40,195 --> 00:42:41,554 是啊，怎么又回来 733 00:42:41,635 --> 00:42:43,114 旺财，你不是跟他们说好的吗 734 00:42:43,195 --> 00:42:43,714 是说好了 735 00:42:43,835 --> 00:42:45,514 我们给了钱不到一个月怎么又回来 736 00:42:45,595 --> 00:42:46,114 是啊 737 00:42:46,275 --> 00:42:48,674 怎么回事 这一回不一样 738 00:42:48,715 --> 00:42:50,154 不行，我要去跟他们拼了 739 00:42:50,275 --> 00:42:51,954 站住，你干甚么 740 00:42:52,300 --> 00:42:53,859 你还没弄清楚，你就那么冲动 741 00:42:54,350 --> 00:42:56,709 你想给他们大卸八块，回来… 742 00:42:56,709 --> 00:42:59,228 是啊，回来，别冲动，你冷静点 743 00:43:01,125 --> 00:43:02,204 是谁发现土匪的 744 00:43:02,755 --> 00:43:03,474 是他 745 00:43:03,555 --> 00:43:05,874 是我，可是还有很多村民看见 746 00:43:06,075 --> 00:43:08,074 就在村口，在树林旁边 747 00:43:08,650 --> 00:43:10,289 有多少个人 748 00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:11,834 有三个 749 00:43:12,875 --> 00:43:14,114 我真是让你给气死 750 00:43:14,475 --> 00:43:15,954 我还以为很多人， 751 00:43:16,515 --> 00:43:20,754 虽然只是三个人，他们带了一件 很大的东西，不知道是甚么 752 00:43:20,875 --> 00:43:25,874 还会有稀奇古怪的武器，会发光的 会出烟的，还有神勇大炮呢 753 00:43:26,395 --> 00:43:28,234 神勇大炮 754 00:43:30,235 --> 00:43:34,834 不怕，你们现在马上去收拾些 贵重的东西，快走… 755 00:43:34,915 --> 00:43:35,794 快点 756 00:43:36,150 --> 00:43:37,549 你还发现些甚么 757 00:43:39,475 --> 00:43:41,154 镇长…你是镇长 758 00:43:41,275 --> 00:43:42,954 这个责任要你负 759 00:43:43,035 --> 00:43:46,234 对，你知不知道你要带领 所有的村民去包围村口 760 00:43:46,355 --> 00:43:47,954 然后把那些土匪全给抓起来 761 00:43:48,115 --> 00:43:50,514 旺财兄，慢着…那你怎么办 762 00:43:53,835 --> 00:43:56,554 我要守着这个子虚镇的财富和财产 763 00:43:57,075 --> 00:44:00,874 你要负责带领村民去把那些土匪 全部给抓起来 走 764 00:44:00,955 --> 00:44:04,314 快去把那些土匪抓起来，快点去 765 00:44:07,155 --> 00:44:12,914 走…阿富，马上叫文武英杰 还有其他人守着我们家门口 766 00:44:28,650 --> 00:44:30,634 我们终于回来了 767 00:44:32,195 --> 00:44:36,954 打妖怪…