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如果你们没抽过鸦片的

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碰都不要去碰它，鸦片危害健康

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千万不要抽鸦片呀

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你泼我，我掐死你 我掐死你

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你掐我

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老爷，我帮你

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打我

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他掐我

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爹

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阿坚，不要打了

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走开，不要管我

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爹

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我踢死你… 别拦我

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干爹

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老爷不要踢了

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不要拉我 爹

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不要拉我 爹

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老爷

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有话好说嘛不要动手呀…

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你来看看啊，是他先打我的

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你还恶人先告状，我的脸是谁弄的

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你不讲理，我就要打死你

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有理，你说得有理

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我卖福寿膏关你甚么事

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你为甚么破坏我生意

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你做的都是伤天害理的事
我看不顺眼

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镇长，你来主持公道

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你看他是不是在毁坏我的名誉

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我现在害了别人吗

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你说他该不该打

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说得对，该打…
该打是不是，好，该打

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他动手打人，子虚镇还有没有王法

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镇长你说，有没有王法

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你说 镇长，你听我说

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好了 有没有王法

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这都是一场误会嘛

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爹，不要计较了

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谁跟他计较呀 爹

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你怎么会在这儿呀

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叉来买洋货呀

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我 不要说了

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镇长，这你来做个公证吧，你看

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这两个小子想骗我女儿

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你在说甚么

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甚么 是呀

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镇长

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你一定要惩罚这两个小子

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镇长别听他胡说 爹…

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这两个小子想骗我女儿

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不要吵啦 爹

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你们给我点面子好不好呀

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谁对也好，谁错也好

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总而言之就这么算了

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我们都是斯文人嘛

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何必动手动脚的呢，真是的

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对呀，何大叔呀，对不起哦

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是我爹错，不好意思

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你过来，你疯了你

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胳膊肘向外拐

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跟你们这些人，没甚么话好说的

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我们回去

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你看看…这怎么能忍呢

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让他去算了

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对云雾阁的生意不会有影响的

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旺财兄呀

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最要紧不要伤了自己的身体呀

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老爷，我们走吧，走

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总之我是越想心里越不服这口气

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硕坚

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你昨天不是说有办法弄垮他们吗

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办法当然是有了

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但是老爷你又嫌要花

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知道…你是说怕我嫌花钱嘛

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我不管你用甚么办法

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你要给我弄垮他

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最好让他关门

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事成之后呢；我一定要重重有赏

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没问题，我办事老爷您放心

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我现在就去

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跟我斗，我呸

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你找死呀

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干甚么？找死呀

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快…

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快走，走

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我好痒呀，好痒啊 走…

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这种痒粉还挺管用的

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就是你弄的

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你这两天是怎么啦

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看见你不是抓这儿，就是抓那儿

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长虱子呀

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不是呀

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不知道吃错甚么东西，混身发痒呀

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不知道吃错甚么东西，混身发痒呀

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我女人也是呀，痒得真受不了

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我女人也是呀，痒得真受不了

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阿文，你怎么搞的

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阿文，你怎么搞的

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送这种发痒的爽身粉给我

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这种毒药你留着自己用吧

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坚少爷，正宗洋货，妤东西呀

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坚少爷，正宗洋货，好东西呀

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坚少爷，正宗洋货，好东西呀

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我管你甚么洋货

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擦上身就起一粒一粒的东西

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像阿牛那个样予

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这种东西不用为高

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你留着自己用吧

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少爷

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是不是爽身粉不好呀

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我不知道爽身粉好不好

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总之一擦上身

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就起一粒一粒的东西

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一提起来，我也是呢

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我以前不是这样子的

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痒死了

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是呀

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好痒呀，我以前都不是这样子的
怎么现在混身这么痒呀

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你们看清楚，是不是这个东西

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你们看清楚，是不是这个东西

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是不是一擦这个东西

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就是它…

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你们在哪儿买的

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爱皮西呀…

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在爱皮西买的这种爽身粉

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一擦上身就皮肤过敏

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这东西有问题呀

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是呀，我们把钱拿回来吧

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这种货怎么要人买呀

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退钱... 你们静一下好不好

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这种货有问题

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请你们让我说几句话好吗

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好，你说…

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发生这种事情呢，我也过意不去

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但是我相信，这不关爽身粉的事

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推卸责任
可能是大家不小心吃错了东西

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也可能是出水痘呢

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我呀，都几十岁啦，还出水痘呀

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是呀…

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我的老婆一向皮白肉嫩的

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用了这种爽身粉浑身都痒呀

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我这人从来不说假话的

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都是你儿子卖出来的

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你说怎么办吧

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怎么办呢…

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是呀，如果你这爽身粉没问题
我们干吗来吵，我们吃饱了撑着了

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是呀…
慢着，各位兄弟姊妹

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这种爽身粉我们都用过的

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是呀

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可是我们没事呀

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你们看见没有

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你们卖假货骗人 是呀…

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我知道，一定是徐旺财搞的鬼

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无凭无据的，你怎么跟他斗呀

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你该知道呀

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他跟这里的镇长的关系呀

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多一事不如少一事了

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但是也不能够

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让他这样胡作非为的搞下去呀

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对，予虚镇是落后了一点

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但是也不能搞成这个样子

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你不如好好的
搞好你爱皮西的生意吧

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那是你自己的心血

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那是你自己的心血

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总不能由他去，让徐旺财看笑话

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我不会向他低头的

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我要学花旗国搞宣传

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让所有的人都知道爱皮西
除了爽身粉之外

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还有很多东西，很多都合他们用的

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还有很多东西，很多都合他们用的

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宣传，那是干甚么

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到时候你就知道了

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甚么表演哪...

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洋装表演哪...

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来，你的

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洋装表演呀

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是甚么呀

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甚么意思呀，甚么叫洋装表演呀

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甚么叫洋装表演呢

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洋装，洋人的服装

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表演呢，就是介绍给大家看

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那就是洋装表演了

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就是介绍洋人的服装

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是我们爱皮西藉着这次机会

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让大家可以增广见闻

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省城很流行穿洋装的

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初八，就是后天哪

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到时候有茶点招待，不用给钱的

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那么表演完了以后呢，还有抽奖

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奖晶有花露水、洋伞，还有洋装呢

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好…
各位，请大家记住去捧场呀

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有甚么不明白的

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随时到爱皮西洋货店

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我们会解释得一清二楚的

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是的

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有吃的当然去了

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OK, 到时见 到时见

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有吃有喝的
到时候你们去不去呀

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有吃的当然去了
有得吃、有得看，为甚么不去呀？

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最重要的是不用花钱呀

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对呀…

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说不定到时候真能中奖呀

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对对对走…

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甚么

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你刚听见没有，搞甚么表演

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是洋装表演

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装表演

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洋装

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洋装 是

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是装甚么的

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看来就是，是不是这个西洋

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看来就是，是不是这个西洋

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西洋的服装表演呀

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对了，现在全村的人呀

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夫家都在谈论这件事情呀

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是

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这个何太大可真有一套

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我知道了，他要搞甚么表演
就是引得村人到他铺子里去

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那铺子不就有生意了

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看不出他这一招真高呀

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不怕，我看他能耍出甚么花样

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欢迎…那边有吃的

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还有爱皮西时装表演，欢迎…

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吃呀… 别抢呀…

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富哥，搞好了，齐了

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齐了，谢谢，摆到这边来

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这个好吃… 洋火腿呀

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好吃…

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鸡腿

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牛哥呀，你怎么拿这么多

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你哪吃得了呀

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谁说吃不了

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我今天早上甚么都没吃

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我留着肚子吃这个

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我万一吃不下
我拿回去给我老婆吃

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你看，我可以装进去

236
00:12:42,355 --> 00:12:42,914
来

237
00:12:45,355 --> 00:12:46,194
请随便

238
00:12:46,435 --> 00:12:47,354
这是甚么东西

239
00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:51,594
这叫做芝士，很好吃的，你尝尝看

240
00:12:53,395 --> 00:12:54,114
鸡屎？

241
00:12:54,515 --> 00:12:56,994
不是鸡屎，是芝士

242
00:13:04,275 --> 00:13:05,074
这是甚么味

243
00:13:06,515 --> 00:13:07,834
我看不像是鸡屎

244
00:13:09,243 --> 00:13:10,762
倒像是狗屎

245
00:13:11,723 --> 00:13:13,682
开始吃的时候，是有点怪怪的

246
00:13:13,883 --> 00:13:15,362
但是尝尝，习惯了就好了

247
00:13:16,723 --> 00:13:18,202
太大呀，你过来

248
00:13:19,163 --> 00:13:19,642
来了

249
00:13:19,843 --> 00:13:20,682
请随便呀

250
00:13:41,203 --> 00:13:43,042
你还想要些甚么呀

251
00:13:43,363 --> 00:13:46,242
快点吧，让人家看见了多不好意思

252
00:13:46,323 --> 00:13:48,562
怕甚么呀，又不只是我们这样

253
00:14:00,243 --> 00:14:02,282
你们又吃又拿，太过份了吧

254
00:14:03,603 --> 00:14:04,842
没关系随便吃

255
00:14:05,643 --> 00:14:07,802
是不是呀，人家都说随便吃了

256
00:14:09,003 --> 00:14:10,082
阿花，咱们回去了

257
00:14:10,763 --> 00:14:11,675
好

258
00:14:17,765 --> 00:14:19,164
想不到你倒挺大方的

259
00:14:20,045 --> 00:14:20,844
那怎么办呢

260
00:14:21,245 --> 00:14:22,364
是要人家来吃东西的嘛

261
00:14:22,485 --> 00:14:23,484
难道又不给人家吃

262
00:14:23,685 --> 00:14:24,804
哪有那么小气的嘛

263
00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:27,164
你就是说我小气了

264
00:14:28,205 --> 00:14:29,164
我不是这个意思

265
00:14:30,805 --> 00:14:33,604
算了，谁叫你今天是主人呀

266
00:14:36,365 --> 00:14:38,084
我还以为你今天不会来帮忙呢

267
00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:42,364
你再试试看由你叫我来
看我来不来

268
00:14:42,485 --> 00:14:43,964
我是看何大叔的面子

269
00:14:45,765 --> 00:14:46,764
l See

270
00:14:47,405 --> 00:14:48,204
See

271
00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:54,324
向西呀

272
00:14:54,605 --> 00:14:56,804
那边东西吃完了，陪我去拿吧

273
00:14:57,085 --> 00:14:57,644
来呀

274
00:14:57,965 --> 00:14:58,484
别拉我

275
00:15:00,845 --> 00:15:01,964
来。让我来帮你

276
00:15:03,765 --> 00:15:06,444
徐少爷，我也搬不动呀

277
00:15:07,205 --> 00:15:08,324
我帮完了小妹再帮你吧

278
00:15:13,685 --> 00:15:15,724
来我帮你，有我帮你就行了

279
00:15:16,965 --> 00:15:18,924
你喜欢搬，你自己去搬吧

280
00:15:21,445 --> 00:15:22,964
阿娇呀，好了…

281
00:15:23,045 --> 00:15:24,044
就快到你们出场了

282
00:15:24,205 --> 00:15:26,324
快点叫小妹，还有她们进去换衣服

283
00:15:32,285 --> 00:15:33,884
首先，谢谢大家的光临

284
00:15:35,085 --> 00:15:36,844
现在时代不断的进步

285
00:15:37,445 --> 00:15:38,364
省城的人

286
00:15:38,645 --> 00:15:40,164
很多人都巴经穿着洋装了

287
00:15:40,645 --> 00:15:42,844
我们予虚镇，也应该效法

288
00:15:44,205 --> 00:15:46,804
所以爱皮西洋服店藉着这次的表演

289
00:15:47,125 --> 00:15:48,564
把洋装介绍给大家

290
00:15:49,405 --> 00:15:50,564
等一下表演的洋装

291
00:15:51,205 --> 00:15:53,324
全部可以在爱皮西那里买得到

292
00:15:54,165 --> 00:15:55,644
好啦，闲话休提

293
00:15:56,005 --> 00:15:57,764
洋装表演正式开始

294
00:16:04,645 --> 00:16:06,644
开开眼界呀

295
00:16:08,405 --> 00:16:09,404
出来了 

296
00:16:10,085 --> 00:16:13,444
真是漂亮 

297
00:16:17,605 --> 00:16:19,164
真没见过

298
00:16:19,285 --> 00:16:23,004
漂亮…

299
00:16:29,725 --> 00:16:33,884
后背也露出来了 露肩膀

300
00:16:34,325 --> 00:16:37,204
真肉麻

301
00:16:37,245 --> 00:16:39,764
这样的衣服也能穿呀，快回去吧

302
00:16:40,005 --> 00:16:41,484
这么肉麻，怎么穿出去呀

303
00:16:42,325 --> 00:16:44,884
羞死人了…

304
00:16:45,325 --> 00:16:47,004
我不许你看呀

305
00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:48,684
你不看，你先回去好了
看不过去，你也穿啦

306
00:16:50,405 --> 00:16:51,524
你去死

307
00:16:53,885 --> 00:16:57,164
好看呀

308
00:16:57,245 --> 00:16:58,484
停止所有的表演

309
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,004
镇长来了…

310
00:17:01,085 --> 00:17:02,284
听着 上

311
00:17:03,845 --> 00:17:05,644
让开…

312
00:17:11,205 --> 00:17:14,324
走 怎么啦…

313
00:17:15,165 --> 00:17:16,804
镇长，你这是干甚么呢

314
00:17:17,285 --> 00:17:19,004
明知道我们在这儿洋装表演

315
00:17:19,245 --> 00:17:20,884
你这样做就是刻意来捣乱

316
00:17:21,685 --> 00:17:24,244
这个我刚才接到报告

317
00:17:24,685 --> 00:17:28,204
有人说你营私结党，白昼宣淫

318
00:17:28,565 --> 00:17:30,164
做一些有伤风化的事

319
00:17:30,485 --> 00:17:32,644
所以我特地到这儿来看一看

320
00:17:33,285 --> 00:17:36,004
你现在看到了有没有呢
请你叫那些人赶快下来吧

321
00:17:36,205 --> 00:17:38,083
不是呀，是有事实

322
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:38,804
而且有证有据

323
00:17:38,805 --> 00:17:39,404
而且有证有据

324
00:17:39,645 --> 00:17:40,204
你疯了你

325
00:17:41,365 --> 00:17:42,884
徐老爷说得对

326
00:17:45,885 --> 00:17:49,204
你自己来看一看，你看这些人哪

327
00:17:49,645 --> 00:17:51,364
衣服前边开个大洞

328
00:17:51,645 --> 00:17:53,124
这还不算有伤风化吗

329
00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:56,484
难道要她们都脱光了，才能算数吗

330
00:17:56,605 --> 00:17:58,044
这个西洋装是这个样子的嘛

331
00:17:58,565 --> 00:18:00,484
西洋…你口口声声说西洋

332
00:18:00,645 --> 00:18:01,524
拿西洋来压我们

333
00:18:02,045 --> 00:18:03,564
那些西洋女人喜欢跳大腿舞

334
00:18:03,725 --> 00:18:06,684
是不是要我们的女人也露出了大腿
踢高了脚让我们看哪

335
00:18:07,125 --> 00:18:07,644
就是呀

336
00:18:07,925 --> 00:18:08,804
这种西洋玩艺

337
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:10,204
我们子虚镇一概不欢迎

338
00:18:10,485 --> 00:18:11,764
对
徐老爷，你讲点道理好不好

339
00:18:12,165 --> 00:18:13,964
我们哪一点做过伤凤败德的事

340
00:18:14,485 --> 00:18:15,124
镇长

341
00:18:15,325 --> 00:18:16,444
你看看…

342
00:18:16,565 --> 00:18:18,124
一个个打扮得跟个妖精似的

343
00:18:18,285 --> 00:18:19,684
还说没有伤风败俗

344
00:18:20,885 --> 00:18:21,564
他们这么做

345
00:18:22,005 --> 00:18:24,164
分明是搞乱我们予虚镇朴实的风气

346
00:18:24,525 --> 00:18:25,804
镇长，我们要严加办理

347
00:18:25,965 --> 00:18:26,764
是, 要

348
00:18:26,925 --> 00:18:28,524
好 

349
00:18:31,285 --> 00:18:32,804
各位

350
00:18:33,285 --> 00:18:34,884
你们听着

351
00:18:35,085 --> 00:18:37,764
我要你们赶快离开这里

352
00:18:37,965 --> 00:18:40,564
不然的话，我就抓你们到乡公所去

353
00:18:41,525 --> 00:18:47,484
快走…
你们不用理他，你们可以留下来

354
00:18:47,685 --> 00:18:51,164
各位，你们可以留下来…
走吧, 快走...

355
00:18:53,845 --> 00:18:54,844
简直是荒唐

356
00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:57,324
省城里多少达官贵人都穿的是洋装

357
00:18:57,565 --> 00:18:59,044
那你能说他们都是有伤风化吗

358
00:19:00,445 --> 00:19:01,644
省城是省城

359
00:19:01,805 --> 00:19:04,924
这里是予虚镇，不是省城呀

360
00:19:05,045 --> 00:19:05,884
有甚么不同

361
00:19:06,005 --> 00:19:08,004
大家都是中国人，同样住在中国

362
00:19:09,245 --> 00:19:15,364
这样的
我们子虚镇，一向民凤朴实

363
00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:18,404
你们这一次的服装表演

364
00:19:18,565 --> 00:19:20,284
有很多老百姓看不过去

365
00:19:21,005 --> 00:19:24,364
既然这样，你们就不要再表演了嘛

366
00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:26,884
看不过去的是你们吧

367
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,164
甚么时候轮到你说话

368
00:19:29,445 --> 00:19:30,644
现在我们大人在讨论事情嘛

369
00:19:30,885 --> 00:19:33,124
你也插一把嘴，没大没小的

370
00:19:33,245 --> 00:19:34,284
一点规矩都没有

371
00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:42,324
这样说呢，就是省城里的一切
这里都不合用了

372
00:19:42,405 --> 00:19:44,564
可以这么说…

373
00:19:44,885 --> 00:19:45,884
难道鸦片可以卖

374
00:19:45,925 --> 00:19:46,924
洋装就不可以表演吗

375
00:19:47,045 --> 00:19:48,244
两样都是省城来的

376
00:19:48,405 --> 00:19:49,964
我请你解释清楚给我听

377
00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:53,204
因为是

378
00:19:55,725 --> 00:19:57,924
从来都没有人反对过

379
00:19:58,045 --> 00:19:59,924
我反对过，怎么没有人管一管呢

380
00:20:00,485 --> 00:20:01,604
这是不是厚此薄彼呢

381
00:20:03,605 --> 00:20:05,644
说话呀，不能这么说的呀

382
00:20:05,765 --> 00:20:06,444
那应该怎么说

383
00:20:06,565 --> 00:20:07,204
倒着说呀

384
00:20:07,805 --> 00:20:12,004
有伤凤化的是鸦片，不是洋装表演

385
00:20:12,605 --> 00:20:13,844
那是你自己的意思

386
00:20:14,205 --> 00:20:15,684
我们可以叫村民来决定

387
00:20:16,645 --> 00:20:17,684
看他们是喜欢鸦片

388
00:20:17,805 --> 00:20:18,884
还是喜欢洋装表演

389
00:20:19,925 --> 00:20:22,244
你又想怎么样呀

390
00:20:23,405 --> 00:20:24,484
我们开个村民大会

391
00:20:28,925 --> 00:20:31,404
真是麻烦，每天都要开会

392
00:20:32,085 --> 00:20:33,764
好好的开甚么大会，你说

393
00:20:33,845 --> 00:20:35,404
烟馆也好，洋装也好

394
00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:37,404
爱怎么样就怎么样，关我甚么事呀

395
00:20:37,525 --> 00:20:40,084
就是呀，我们有事要做
还要开会，真是的

396
00:20:40,885 --> 00:20:42,124
别理他那么多了

397
00:20:42,365 --> 00:20:44,084
快点解决了好回家

398
00:20:45,325 --> 00:20:48,764
各位，相信一切的事情

399
00:20:48,805 --> 00:20:50,724
大家都应该很清楚了呀

400
00:20:52,450 --> 00:20:54,209
我们现在开始

401
00:20:54,965 --> 00:21:00,644
有哪一位赞成云雾阁
继续卖福寿膏的呢，就请你们举手

402
00:21:00,805 --> 00:21:03,604
好呀… 我赞成…

403
00:21:03,685 --> 00:21:09,564
我举… 我赞成…

404
00:21:10,165 --> 00:21:11,004
数一数呀

405
00:21:11,125 --> 00:21:11,684
是，老爷

406
00:21:13,565 --> 00:21:14,204
数

407
00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:17,644
好了…请大家把手放下

408
00:21:18,965 --> 00:21:22,284
有哪一位赞成洋装表演的呢

409
00:21:22,405 --> 00:21:23,404
也请举手

410
00:21:23,605 --> 00:21:25,844
我赞成…

411
00:21:25,925 --> 00:21:26,804
好呀…

412
00:21:26,885 --> 00:21:30,044
你举甚么，快放下，有甚么好看

413
00:21:33,725 --> 00:21:35,524
你这个孩子，就想看女人

414
00:21:36,565 --> 00:21:37,825
我没看过嘛

415
00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:40,884
数一数…

416
00:21:41,325 --> 00:21:42,124
是，老爷

417
00:21:43,885 --> 00:21:44,604
硕坚

418
00:21:44,685 --> 00:21:45,164
在

419
00:21:45,445 --> 00:21:46,484
点一点人数

420
00:21:49,245 --> 00:21:51,844
好，我全点过了，我们一定赢了

421
00:21:53,205 --> 00:21:55,204
不用给我看，一目了然

422
00:21:58,045 --> 00:21:58,604
镇长呀

423
00:21:59,325 --> 00:22:00,164
我们可以走了吧

424
00:22:00,725 --> 00:22:02,924
是呀，我们还要回去耕田呢

425
00:22:03,005 --> 00:22:05,324
大家可以散会了
走了… 散会了…

426
00:22:05,365 --> 00:22:08,484
各位, 请留步...走吧…

427
00:22:08,685 --> 00:22:12,604
走吧… 快走…

428
00:22:12,885 --> 00:22:14,044
黑白颠倒，是非不分

429
00:22:14,245 --> 00:22:15,164
个个都是应声虫

430
00:22:15,245 --> 00:22:16,124
怎么会成这样子呢

431
00:22:17,005 --> 00:22:18,844
千爹，第一就是这儿的人蠢

432
00:22:18,965 --> 00:22:20,444
其次就是子虚镇落后

433
00:22:20,605 --> 00:22:22,604
第三就是徐旺财用的愚民政策高

434
00:22:22,725 --> 00:22:23,564
我不管他怎么样

435
00:22:23,725 --> 00:22:25,684
但是每个人都有自己的思想嘛

436
00:22:26,085 --> 00:22:28,204
爹地呀，思想是要用知识来培养的

437
00:22:28,405 --> 00:22:29,884
这里的人连一个字都不认识

438
00:22:30,045 --> 00:22:31,764
要他去想，多难啦

439
00:22:32,285 --> 00:22:34,204
那怎么办，让他们就这样下去呀

440
00:22:34,445 --> 00:22:36,724
慢慢教育，不过没有学校不行呀

441
00:22:37,245 --> 00:22:37,764
是呀

442
00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:39,764
没有，我们可以办哪

443
00:22:40,445 --> 00:22:41,844
说说罢了

444
00:22:42,045 --> 00:22:42,924
我说的是真的

445
00:22:43,925 --> 00:22:45,004
身为子虚镇的一份子

446
00:22:45,565 --> 00:22:46,804
我们就有义务

447
00:22:47,045 --> 00:22:49,284
要不然子虚镇永远没有进步

448
00:22:49,485 --> 00:22:50,844
我决定要办一所义校

449
00:23:20,304 --> 00:23:21,023
你们看看

450
00:23:21,584 --> 00:23:22,743
就是这儿啦，你们看看行不行呀

451
00:23:23,144 --> 00:23:23,823
怎么样

452
00:23:27,504 --> 00:23:30,383
就好像坟堆一样，怎么收拾呀

453
00:23:30,504 --> 00:23:31,103
是呀

454
00:23:31,584 --> 00:23:33,743
没关系，我们有的是人

455
00:23:33,864 --> 00:23:34,863
大家可以分工合作

456
00:23:35,304 --> 00:23:36,183
好

457
00:23:49,504 --> 00:23:51,383
小小嘛小儿郎

458
00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:53,943
背着书包上学堂

459
00:23:54,384 --> 00:23:58,383
不怕太阳晒，不怕凤雨狂

460
00:23:59,744 --> 00:24:02,143
只怕先生骂我懒呀

461
00:24:02,424 --> 00:24:06,343
没有学问，无脸见爹娘

462
00:24:11,264 --> 00:24:15,743
没有学问，无脸见爹娘

463
00:24:18,984 --> 00:24:21,063
小嘛小儿郎

464
00:24:21,264 --> 00:24:23,703
背着书包上学堂

465
00:24:23,944 --> 00:24:28,863
不怕太阳晒，不怕风雨狂

466
00:24:29,144 --> 00:24:31,703
只怕先生骂我懒呀

467
00:24:31,904 --> 00:24:36,943
没有学问，无脸见爹娘

468
00:24:39,984 --> 00:24:44,823
没有学问，无脸见爹娘

469
00:24:50,784 --> 00:24:51,463
来，一人一半呀

470
00:24:51,584 --> 00:24:52,383
好

471
00:24:53,184 --> 00:24:54,023
吉叔，吉婶

472
00:24:57,344 --> 00:24:58,183
这是甚么

473
00:24:58,464 --> 00:25:00,023
谁知道，我又不认识字

474
00:25:01,344 --> 00:25:02,223
六婶呀 甚么呀

475
00:25:02,264 --> 00:25:03,023
大学堂招生了

476
00:25:03,344 --> 00:25:04,263
带你的孩子来呀

477
00:25:05,264 --> 00:25:05,903
快

478
00:25:06,664 --> 00:25:07,423
各位乡亲父老兄弟姊妹

479
00:25:07,424 --> 00:25:08,343
各位乡亲父老兄弟姊妹

480
00:25:08,864 --> 00:25:10,823
想不想你们子弟读书认字呀

481
00:25:10,984 --> 00:25:13,263
想想 当然想了

482
00:25:13,304 --> 00:25:15,623
那就到太大学堂来，初八开学

483
00:25:15,944 --> 00:25:17,543
无论大人小孩一律欢迎

484
00:25:17,704 --> 00:25:19,743
学费全免

485
00:25:19,984 --> 00:25:21,143
学费全免

486
00:25:21,504 --> 00:25:23,623
除了四书五经礼义廉耻之外

487
00:25:23,784 --> 00:25:24,783
我们还会教授洋文

488
00:25:24,904 --> 00:25:26,303
想你子女成材的话

489
00:25:26,424 --> 00:25:30,143
就要记得这个大日子 大日子

490
00:25:30,384 --> 00:25:32,423
甚么呀，我看看 看看…

491
00:25:32,504 --> 00:25:33,543
来，我们到那边去

492
00:25:35,464 --> 00:25:37,263
记住这个大日子呀

493
00:25:38,744 --> 00:25:40,943
多吃点鱼翅炒蛋，补呀

494
00:25:41,344 --> 00:25:42,063
老爷

495
00:25:44,104 --> 00:25:44,943
你也吃一点

496
00:25:46,064 --> 00:25:46,943
你说嘛

497
00:25:47,024 --> 00:25:47,943
你说 你说

498
00:25:48,464 --> 00:25:49,463
你们俩搞甚么鬼呀

499
00:25:51,824 --> 00:25:55,623
爹呀，明天我不想到赌馆去了

500
00:25:56,384 --> 00:25:57,823
我也不去云雾阁了

501
00:25:59,064 --> 00:26:00,943
为甚么，好好地又想不去了

502
00:26:04,304 --> 00:26:07,223
是这样的，青青呢想到学校去上课

503
00:26:07,664 --> 00:26:09,143
所以不去赌馆了

504
00:26:09,184 --> 00:26:10,983
是不是想到何太太开的那间义学呀

505
00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:12,583
是呀

506
00:26:12,864 --> 00:26:13,623
不许去

507
00:26:17,104 --> 00:26:19,583
这两年呢，他们连书本都没摸过

508
00:26:20,064 --> 00:26:21,783
你就让他们去念书吧

509
00:26:21,984 --> 00:26:24,423
好的，这个时代多念点书，好的

510
00:26:24,504 --> 00:26:27,183
是…我一直也赞成他们多念点书

511
00:26:27,424 --> 00:26:29,383
就让他们去吧
但是不是到姓何的那里去学

512
00:26:30,824 --> 00:26:32,063
那里有洋文学的

513
00:26:32,264 --> 00:26:32,903
是呀

514
00:26:33,024 --> 00:26:35,183
中国人学洋文干甚么，去跟谁说呀

515
00:26:36,224 --> 00:26:37,823
要我家里多加两个假洋鬼子呀

516
00:26:41,184 --> 00:26:41,903
不过呢

517
00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:43,899
你们两个这么好学，我也很赞成

518
00:26:44,175 --> 00:26:46,134
那我就给你们请个老师回来吧

519
00:26:50,675 --> 00:26:52,354
英文呢，有二十六个字母

520
00:26:52,625 --> 00:26:54,384
想学好它，一定要学好字母

521
00:26:56,144 --> 00:26:57,503
就我一个人，你也教呀

522
00:26:58,064 --> 00:26:59,344
一个人也教

523
00:26:59,344 --> 00:27:01,263
想家已经去找村民来上学的

524
00:27:03,064 --> 00:27:04,583
其实别说我泼你冷水呀

525
00:27:05,224 --> 00:27:06,263
这个村子的人

526
00:27:06,424 --> 00:27:07,423
得不到便宜不会来的

527
00:27:08,624 --> 00:27:09,423
那你又来

528
00:27:11,475 --> 00:27:13,074
我想学不就来了

529
00:27:14,525 --> 00:27:15,644
那么你想学甚么

530
00:27:16,100 --> 00:27:17,179
我甚么都想学呀

531
00:27:17,664 --> 00:27:19,383
好，我教你一个字

532
00:27:20,184 --> 00:27:22,343
这个字呢，我很久以前就跟你说了

533
00:27:22,864 --> 00:27:23,703
是吗

534
00:27:23,744 --> 00:27:26,663
是真的，是一个英文字

535
00:27:28,784 --> 00:27:34,943
叫做Sorry...对不起

536
00:27:36,984 --> 00:27:39,550
无端端的干吗跟我说对不起呀

537
00:27:39,904 --> 00:27:40,783
你不记得了

538
00:27:41,544 --> 00:27:43,903
第一次，我弄烂了你的豆腐

539
00:27:44,424 --> 00:27:47,023
第二次，又烧了你的衣服

540
00:27:48,184 --> 00:27:49,463
我又说自己不会游水

541
00:27:51,384 --> 00:27:52,823
你知道那个时候太过份了吗

542
00:27:53,504 --> 00:27:55,383
所以要说Sorry对不起呀

543
00:27:57,179 --> 00:28:00,178
要说起来嘛，我也要说一句”锁你”

544
00:28:00,939 --> 00:28:03,418
是我小气，而且又不讲理

545
00:28:04,179 --> 00:28:06,818
有一点点啦，人谁无过呢

546
00:28:07,819 --> 00:28:09,818
看起来嘛，你这人倒挺好的

547
00:28:10,499 --> 00:28:11,138
怎么好

548
00:28:11,419 --> 00:28:12,258
知错能改呀

549
00:28:14,379 --> 00:28:16,178
对了，你去过省城没有

550
00:28:16,259 --> 00:28:17,258
是甚么样子的

551
00:28:17,499 --> 00:28:18,898
去过，很漂亮

552
00:28:19,139 --> 00:28:21,138
要比起子虚镇来是两回事了

553
00:28:21,459 --> 00:28:22,658
有火车，火船

554
00:28:23,779 --> 00:28:26,458
那些车有火，船也有火呀

555
00:28:27,179 --> 00:28:28,538
不是，那是

556
00:28:29,779 --> 00:28:30,418
我不会说了

557
00:28:30,539 --> 00:28:31,458
那是机器的名字

558
00:28:31,739 --> 00:28:33,418
等你看见了再告诉你吧
很难解释的

559
00:28:38,019 --> 00:28:39,018
Sorry “锁你”

560
00:28:41,259 --> 00:28:41,938
“锁你”

561
00:28:42,419 --> 00:28:43,258
看谁来了

562
00:28:46,099 --> 00:28:47,978
老师早 早

563
00:28:48,659 --> 00:28:50,178
我们是来充充场面的

564
00:28:50,859 --> 00:28:51,498
谢谢芳姐

565
00:28:54,299 --> 00:28:56,058
请…

566
00:29:01,299 --> 00:29:02,138
你看

567
00:29:02,219 --> 00:29:04,498
真是没礼貌，还不叫丁老师

568
00:29:06,179 --> 00:29:07,258
丁老师

569
00:29:09,179 --> 00:29:11,898
令公子跟令千金都是一表人材呀

570
00:29:11,979 --> 00:29:12,818
像我嘛

571
00:29:15,979 --> 00:29:17,178
对了，忘了告诉你了

572
00:29:17,539 --> 00:29:19,338
他们是七星男孩跟七星女孩

573
00:29:19,499 --> 00:29:21,538
人家说，七星男孩跟七星女孩

574
00:29:21,579 --> 00:29:22,898
聪明过聪明人 是的

575
00:29:23,419 --> 00:29:24,898
比人有本事，又比人漂亮

576
00:29:24,899 --> 00:29:25,538
比人有本事，又比人漂亮

577
00:29:28,499 --> 00:29:29,658
就是性子野点

578
00:29:31,339 --> 00:29:33,938
这没有关系，多读些圣贤之书

579
00:29:34,059 --> 00:29:35,498
就可以修心养性了

580
00:29:35,579 --> 00:29:36,178
是吗

581
00:29:36,779 --> 00:29:38,858
那就请丁老师你要严加督导

582
00:29:38,979 --> 00:29:40,098
多多管教了

583
00:29:40,459 --> 00:29:42,338
老夫会尽力而为的

584
00:29:44,939 --> 00:29:46,698
书房都准备好了

585
00:29:46,979 --> 00:29:48,258
丁老师，请

586
00:29:48,579 --> 00:29:49,498
徐老爷请

587
00:29:49,739 --> 00:29:50,698
你请

588
00:29:50,779 --> 00:29:51,418
先请

589
00:29:53,179 --> 00:29:54,498
你看丁老师多有礼貌

590
00:29:54,659 --> 00:29:55,218
那就不客气了

591
00:29:55,779 --> 00:29:57,458
请…

592
00:30:02,619 --> 00:30:03,698
还不跟着进来

593
00:30:04,699 --> 00:30:08,138
请 请…

594
00:30:08,219 --> 00:30:12,418
不言则齐，齐言不齐
言与齐不齐也

595
00:30:12,539 --> 00:30:16,578
故曰无言，言无言，终身言言

596
00:30:21,499 --> 00:30:22,458
你干甚么呀

597
00:30:22,750 --> 00:30:23,909
谁要你在这儿睡觉的 

598
00:30:24,579 --> 00:30:26,058
谁要你甚么言甚么言

599
00:30:26,099 --> 00:30:27,338
甚么齐甚么齐的

600
00:30:27,419 --> 00:30:28,138
还顶嘴

601
00:30:28,459 --> 00:30:29,258
好疼哦

602
00:30:29,299 --> 00:30:31,578
老师，你是来打人的
还是来教书的

603
00:30:31,699 --> 00:30:33,298
闭嘴，如果不是这样

604
00:30:33,459 --> 00:30:34,738
你怎么会尊师重道

605
00:30:34,899 --> 00:30:37,018
他日有成，光宗耀祖呢 

606
00:30:37,779 --> 00:30:38,658
好了你

607
00:30:38,779 --> 00:30:40,658
放手...
你以为本小姐好欺负的

608
00:30:40,819 --> 00:30:42,458
青青，干甚么呀

609
00:30:43,739 --> 00:30:46,258
爹呀，他打我们呀

610
00:30:46,339 --> 00:30:46,938
是呀

611
00:30:47,779 --> 00:30:50,978
该打，一定是你们两个不听教

612
00:30:51,019 --> 00:30:52,058
老师才会打你们的

613
00:30:54,259 --> 00:30:55,058
丁老师

614
00:30:55,179 --> 00:30:55,778
是，徐老爷

615
00:30:55,939 --> 00:30:56,538
不要跟他们客气

616
00:30:56,699 --> 00:30:58,218
严加管教他们两个

617
00:30:59,339 --> 00:31:01,738
徐老爷你放心好了，教不严师之惰

618
00:31:01,939 --> 00:31:04,298
甚么样顽皮学生，到了我手上

619
00:31:04,419 --> 00:31:05,898
一定会服服贴贴的

620
00:31:06,019 --> 00:31:08,018
是嘛，那我就放心了

621
00:31:08,099 --> 00:31:08,778
你放心好了

622
00:31:08,899 --> 00:31:09,538
有劳

623
00:31:11,779 --> 00:31:14,338
看你们两个还敢不敢不听书

624
00:31:27,699 --> 00:31:28,738
睡醒午觉了

625
00:31:28,779 --> 00:31:29,418
是

626
00:31:29,619 --> 00:31:30,138
那好

627
00:31:30,739 --> 00:31:32,018
吃点点心吧，我亲手做的

628
00:31:32,139 --> 00:31:32,658
好

629
00:31:37,499 --> 00:31:38,898
对了，青青他们呢

630
00:31:40,259 --> 00:31:42,418
他们在书房里跟丁老师念书呢

631
00:31:42,899 --> 00:31:45,498
是真的吗，这才像话嘛

632
00:31:46,619 --> 00:31:47,898
你看，不是我自己夸自己呀

633
00:31:48,779 --> 00:31:51,698
如果做人长辈呢，就一定要有威严

634
00:31:52,019 --> 00:31:54,498
你有威严呢，他们自然会敬畏你的

635
00:31:55,099 --> 00:31:57,578
不过还有，只是光有威严还不行

636
00:31:58,099 --> 00:32:01,258
有的时候也要疼疼他们

637
00:32:01,939 --> 00:32:04,738
这么做就叫做恩威并施呀

638
00:32:09,459 --> 00:32:10,338
做了这么多点心呀

639
00:32:11,819 --> 00:32:14,058
我想拿一点给青青、小富吃嘛

640
00:32:14,219 --> 00:32:15,978
读了一天的书很累了

641
00:32:16,099 --> 00:32:17,058
是 我拿过去呀

642
00:32:17,779 --> 00:32:20,818
婉君，让我拿

643
00:32:21,179 --> 00:32:23,858
我这个做爹的，赏罚分明

644
00:32:31,779 --> 00:32:34,658
青青，阿富

645
00:32:36,899 --> 00:32:37,818
丁老师

646
00:32:42,939 --> 00:32:44,458
丁老师

647
00:32:48,259 --> 00:32:55,498
“阿门，安得阿无门”

648
00:32:56,339 --> 00:32:56,978
无门

649
00:32:57,459 --> 00:32:59,298
A Man一个男人

650
00:32:59,619 --> 00:33:01,258
A Woman一个女人

651
00:33:02,059 --> 00:33:03,218
好，再来念

652
00:33:03,939 --> 00:33:12,138
阿门，安得阿无门 

653
00:33:12,499 --> 00:33:13,458
不是无门哪

654
00:33:13,459 --> 00:33:16,618
是Woman Man, Woman

655
00:33:17,779 --> 00:33:20,018
无门哪

656
00:33:22,579 --> 00:33:25,818
怎么念灬真难念哪

657
00:33:25,859 --> 00:33:27,818
小妹，怎么无精打彩的

658
00:33:29,219 --> 00:33:32,178
我不知道呀，怎么用心学都记不住

659
00:33:32,979 --> 00:33:35,258
为甚么，你不是对洋文有兴趣的吗

660
00:33:36,019 --> 00:33:37,658
我会了有甚么用呀

661
00:33:38,059 --> 00:33:40,378
不能这么说，你以后进了省城

662
00:33:40,459 --> 00:33:43,218
懂洋文，会英文，占很多便宜的

663
00:33:43,339 --> 00:33:46,618
到省城，说的容易，想都别想

664
00:33:46,739 --> 00:33:47,458
是呀

665
00:33:47,739 --> 00:33:49,578
小妹，这么说就错了

666
00:33:49,819 --> 00:33:51,458
做人呢，一定要有志气

667
00:33:51,619 --> 00:33:53,338
中国人有句俗话就是说

668
00:33:53,459 --> 00:33:55,738
世上无难事，只怕有心人吗

669
00:33:56,979 --> 00:33:57,898
应该是用心努力

670
00:33:58,619 --> 00:34:00,618
等到有这种机会的时候再说吧

671
00:34:00,819 --> 00:34:02,178
是呀…

672
00:34:05,379 --> 00:34:07,098
好吧，我们今天下课，不上堂了

673
00:34:07,659 --> 00:34:08,658
咱们唱歌跳舞

674
00:34:08,859 --> 00:34:11,018
好…

675
00:34:34,155 --> 00:34:36,754
London Bridge Is Fall Down

676
00:34:36,915 --> 00:34:40,274
Falling down Falling Down

677
00:34:40,395 --> 00:34:43,674
London Bridge Falling Down

678
00:34:43,755 --> 00:34:49,034
My Fair Lady好哇...

679
00:34:52,755 --> 00:34:54,874
小富，你们两个真在这儿

680
00:34:56,075 --> 00:34:57,234
你们两个怎么回事嘛

681
00:34:57,595 --> 00:35:00,154
徐老爷，甚么事呀
我们是在上课嘛

682
00:35:00,435 --> 00:35:01,034
你没有看见吗

683
00:35:01,155 --> 00:35:02,594
你别再骚扰我们了

684
00:35:02,715 --> 00:35:03,514
骚你个头

685
00:35:04,195 --> 00:35:05,594
这叫上课呀

686
00:35:05,675 --> 00:35:07,594
男男女女，搂搂抱抱的

687
00:35:07,755 --> 00:35:09,354
简直是白昼宣淫嘛

688
00:35:09,715 --> 00:35:10,834
世凤日下

689
00:35:10,875 --> 00:35:12,474
爹，不是的

690
00:35:12,595 --> 00:35:13,394
还说

691
00:35:13,435 --> 00:35:15,754
别碰我儿子，别拉着他

692
00:35:15,995 --> 00:35:17,594
走开，你们两个 怎么这样的

693
00:35:17,715 --> 00:35:18,674
走… 爹…

694
00:35:18,755 --> 00:35:20,234
回去…

695
00:35:20,595 --> 00:35:22,754
当心点，你们俩回去
再跟你们算账

696
00:35:22,955 --> 00:35:24,634
真扫兴 就是呀

697
00:35:25,875 --> 00:35:26,754
那我们怎么办呢

698
00:35:27,155 --> 00:35:27,994
能怎么样

699
00:35:28,075 --> 00:35:32,034
岂有此理，你们两个，有书不念

700
00:35:32,515 --> 00:35:33,434
要跑去鬼混

701
00:35:33,875 --> 00:35:35,834
爹，我们刚才都说了

702
00:35:36,075 --> 00:35:37,193
我亲眼看见的还有错

703
00:35:42,715 --> 00:35:44,954
还有你呀，身为女儿之身

704
00:35:45,035 --> 00:35:46,274
也跑去跟他们鬼混

705
00:35:46,635 --> 00:35:47,954
以后你怎么能嫁得出去

706
00:35:48,715 --> 00:35:50,114
甚么，我做了甚么了

707
00:35:50,435 --> 00:35:51,834
岂有此理，你还顶嘴

708
00:35:52,315 --> 00:35:53,074
本来就是嘛

709
00:35:53,315 --> 00:35:54,874
你真的越来越不像话了

710
00:35:54,915 --> 00:35:55,914
李妈，拿家法来

711
00:35:56,635 --> 00:35:58,234
拿家法来，听见没有

712
00:35:58,355 --> 00:35:59,554
骂两句就算了 算了…

713
00:35:59,755 --> 00:36:00,874
老爷别生气啦 何必呢

714
00:36:00,955 --> 00:36:02,034
你给我听着

715
00:36:02,555 --> 00:36:05,154
今天我要你们俩跪在祖先面前发誓

716
00:36:05,595 --> 00:36:07,034
以后不许再学甚么西洋文

717
00:36:08,715 --> 00:36:09,554
别生那么大的气

718
00:36:11,675 --> 00:36:15,074
去跪祖先，去呀

719
00:36:15,955 --> 00:36:18,474
别这样…去吧… 去吧…

720
00:36:19,395 --> 00:36:22,154
别生气了 去吧…

721
00:36:22,195 --> 00:36:22,914
算了…

722
00:36:22,955 --> 00:36:23,514
还有你呀

723
00:36:25,355 --> 00:36:26,554
我为甚么要跪呀

724
00:36:26,795 --> 00:36:28,394
岂有此理，你…

725
00:36:28,755 --> 00:36:30,954
老爷呀，别打呀

726
00:36:31,435 --> 00:36:32,714
别打了…

727
00:36:32,795 --> 00:36:34,194
你干吗打我呀

728
00:36:34,315 --> 00:36:35,874
干甚么不能打你呀，我是你爹

729
00:36:36,035 --> 00:36:37,194
我高兴打你就打你

730
00:36:37,395 --> 00:36:38,474
算了… 快去跪祖先去

731
00:36:38,595 --> 00:36:39,634
别生气了 去呀

732
00:36:39,795 --> 00:36:41,554
去吧... 我不去…

733
00:36:41,715 --> 00:36:42,714
算了… 不去

734
00:36:42,755 --> 00:36:44,754
我打断你的腿 别打了…

735
00:36:44,795 --> 00:36:47,674
老爷… 算了…

736
00:36:47,915 --> 00:36:49,554
别这样嘛，别生气了

737
00:36:50,035 --> 00:36:51,994
好，你跟我来硬的是吧

738
00:36:52,315 --> 00:36:53,794
给我走，上走

739
00:36:53,915 --> 00:36:55,314
当我少生了你这个女儿

740
00:36:56,115 --> 00:36:57,994
何必呢 快点去认错，快点

741
00:36:58,115 --> 00:36:58,914
我不认

742
00:36:59,235 --> 00:37:01,114
我又没有错 快点去认错呀

743
00:37:01,195 --> 00:37:03,434
好，既然你要硬到底，走

744
00:37:03,715 --> 00:37:06,034
走了之后，就永远别再进这个门口

745
00:37:07,235 --> 00:37:07,914
走

746
00:37:08,475 --> 00:37:09,114
女儿，快点

747
00:37:09,235 --> 00:37:10,594
青青…

748
00:37:10,675 --> 00:37:11,474
放开她

749
00:37:14,315 --> 00:37:16,434
我倒要看看她是不是真的有骨气

750
00:37:16,915 --> 00:37:19,314
快去认错呀，快点呀
是呀，快去认错吧

751
00:37:19,555 --> 00:37:22,274
青青…

752
00:37:22,315 --> 00:37:23,034
回来

753
00:37:23,915 --> 00:37:30,114
怎么办，她走了，她走了…

754
00:37:30,235 --> 00:37:31,194
我眼不见为净

755
00:37:35,435 --> 00:37:36,114
真是的

756
00:37:43,835 --> 00:37:44,554
对了，史提芬

757
00:37:44,955 --> 00:37:47,074
明天我们教村民简单的算术

758
00:37:47,315 --> 00:37:49,794
想点甚么办法
可以吸引他们发生兴趣呢

759
00:37:50,355 --> 00:37:52,314
今天歌唱教英文倒是很有效

760
00:37:53,035 --> 00:37:54,754
结果让徐旺财来搞乱了

761
00:37:55,235 --> 00:37:57,154
如果他明天再来捣乱

762
00:37:57,355 --> 00:37:58,394
我对他不客气的

763
00:38:02,915 --> 00:38:03,554
谁呀

764
00:38:05,915 --> 00:38:07,714
青青，你怎么来了

765
00:38:10,755 --> 00:38:12,194
你冷呀，进来

766
00:38:20,395 --> 00:38:22,114
这真是有点过份了

767
00:38:22,275 --> 00:38:24,074
不是过份，是太过份了

768
00:38:25,995 --> 00:38:26,994
指我还是指我爹

769
00:38:27,155 --> 00:38:27,994
当然是你爹了

770
00:38:28,595 --> 00:38:29,394
他以为自己是谁呀

771
00:38:29,515 --> 00:38:31,034
秦始皇呀，太专制了

772
00:38:31,235 --> 00:38:32,154
像个暴君一样对你

773
00:38:32,275 --> 00:38:32,794
是呀

774
00:38:32,875 --> 00:38:34,834
你是个人，不是畜生呀

775
00:38:35,115 --> 00:38:36,914
你有思想的自由

776
00:38:37,075 --> 00:38:39,594
你有权利喜欢做
你自己喜欢做的事情

777
00:38:39,875 --> 00:38:41,234
所以呢，你应该走出来

778
00:38:41,395 --> 00:38:43,034
过着独立自主的生活， 对不对

779
00:38:44,995 --> 00:38:47,154
你们两个不要再火上加油了好不好

780
00:38:48,115 --> 00:38:49,714
青青，先喝了它

781
00:38:50,035 --> 00:38:51,994
谢谢 爹地，我们讲的是事实呀

782
00:38:52,155 --> 00:38:53,394
我们应该支持她

783
00:38:53,715 --> 00:38:55,114
难道我说她走出来错了

784
00:38:56,915 --> 00:38:57,994
你怎么这么坦白呀

785
00:39:00,035 --> 00:39:02,354
对了青青，你有甚么打算

786
00:39:03,595 --> 00:39:06,274
还有甚么打算，无家可归

787
00:39:07,155 --> 00:39:08,794
只好找人收留了

788
00:39:11,035 --> 00:39:14,194
不如这样，先在这儿住下来

789
00:39:15,395 --> 00:39:16,554
那谢谢你了，何大叔

790
00:39:19,555 --> 00:39:21,034
你们明天去通知她爹声

791
00:39:21,635 --> 00:39:22,314
不要哇

792
00:39:25,515 --> 00:39:26,994
干甚么，让他着急嘛

793
00:39:55,675 --> 00:39:56,634
想青青呀

794
00:39:57,155 --> 00:39:57,914
不是呀

795
00:39:59,155 --> 00:40:00,594
谁想那个臭丫头，想她干甚么

796
00:40:00,595 --> 00:40:01,234
谁想那个臭丫头，想她干甚么

797
00:40:05,515 --> 00:40:07,154
你看呀，外面大风大雨的

798
00:40:07,395 --> 00:40:08,714
这孩子不知到哪儿去了

799
00:40:09,435 --> 00:40:10,954
你何必替她担心呢

800
00:40:13,475 --> 00:40:14,714
这个臭丫头

801
00:40:14,795 --> 00:40:16,634
我老早就叫硕坚去查清楚了

802
00:40:17,155 --> 00:40:18,794
她藏在何太大家里头呢

803
00:40:21,635 --> 00:40:23,314
怪不得说不担心呢

804
00:40:23,835 --> 00:40:25,474
原来你都知道了

805
00:40:26,595 --> 00:40:28,114
那明天就把女儿接回来吧

806
00:40:29,035 --> 00:40:31,234
我去接她，她别做梦了

807
00:40:31,715 --> 00:40:33,714
整天顶撞我，你说是不是

808
00:40:34,435 --> 00:40:35,354
不在家里更好

809
00:40:35,675 --> 00:40:36,754
我还省了一笔开销呢

810
00:40:38,875 --> 00:40:41,394
父女俩还记甚么仇呀

811
00:40:41,595 --> 00:40:43,874
难道真的要孩子跪在你面前
你才消气呀

812
00:40:44,435 --> 00:40:45,994
她还是个孩子不懂事呀

813
00:40:46,515 --> 00:40:47,634
你是大人嘛

814
00:40:48,235 --> 00:40:50,114
大人不记小人过呀

815
00:40:54,875 --> 00:40:56,394
好了，随便你吧

816
00:40:57,715 --> 00:41:00,114
女儿要是真的走了，不关我的事呀

817
00:41:10,435 --> 00:41:12,354
青青，真的不告诉你爹呀

818
00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:15,594
等会再说吧

819
00:41:16,955 --> 00:41:18,234
我才不相信他不来找我

820
00:41:23,195 --> 00:41:25,754
你说得有道理

821
00:41:52,275 --> 00:41:53,114
我不是特地来找你的

822
00:41:53,635 --> 00:41:54,994
我顺便看看有甚么好买的

823
00:41:57,235 --> 00:41:58,794
不知道是谁说过

824
00:41:58,875 --> 00:42:00,914
中国人要用中国货的

825
00:42:08,275 --> 00:42:09,194
你妈昨天晚上

826
00:42:09,795 --> 00:42:11,834
哭得眼睛都肿了，整个晚上没睡过

827
00:42:12,755 --> 00:42:15,994
如果你真的还有点亲情的话
就回去看看你妈妈吧

828
00:42:18,475 --> 00:42:19,754
我当然会回去看我妈

829
00:42:20,675 --> 00:42:21,914
可是我不会回去住

830
00:42:22,835 --> 00:42:25,874
现在家里有老虎、豺狼咬你
吃你呀

831
00:42:26,675 --> 00:42:29,474
好，不回去就不回去
一辈予都别回去

832
00:42:30,075 --> 00:42:31,034
你以为我会紧张呀

833
00:42:32,235 --> 00:42:33,314
你不紧张来找我干吗

834
00:42:33,875 --> 00:42:35,914
我会来找你

835
00:42:36,155 --> 00:42:38,514
我管你一辈子回不回去
我也不会找你这忤逆丫头

836
00:42:38,515 --> 00:42:39,314
我管你一辈子回不回去
我也不会找你这忤逆丫头

837
00:42:45,675 --> 00:42:49,314
我不想你妈妈整天哭丧着个脸

838
00:42:50,875 --> 00:42:51,754
你回不回去

839
00:42:53,515 --> 00:42:54,874
你以为凶就行了吗

840
00:42:55,595 --> 00:42:56,994
你越是这么凶，我就越不回去

841
00:42:58,235 --> 00:42:59,034
你真的不回去

842
00:42:59,395 --> 00:43:00,074
是

843
00:43:00,755 --> 00:43:01,674
你以为你是秦始皇呀

844
00:43:02,155 --> 00:43:03,114
这么专制，好像暴君一样对我

845
00:43:03,115 --> 00:43:03,994
这么专制，好像暴君一样对我

846
00:43:05,435 --> 00:43:08,674
你，是谁叫你对我这么说话的

847
00:43:09,155 --> 00:43:12,034
没有，我只是讲道理

848
00:43:12,435 --> 00:43:14,034
我是人哪，不是畜生

849
00:43:14,595 --> 00:43:15,634
我是有思想自由

850
00:43:15,715 --> 00:43:17,394
有杈做我自已喜欢做的事

851
00:43:18,475 --> 00:43:19,554
现在我就决定

852
00:43:19,835 --> 00:43:21,354
出来过我独立自主的生活

853
00:43:22,355 --> 00:43:28,594
妤当我来错了

854
00:43:38,275 --> 00:43:39,714
我讲得对不对呀

855
00:43:41,595 --> 00:43:45,474
对，不过没有婉转的余地了

856
00:43:58,915 --> 00:44:00,554
不行的, 快起来

857
00:44:01,515 --> 00:44:02,914
吃完饭不能这样动的

858
00:44:03,875 --> 00:44:05,434
我天天都这样，也不见有事

859
00:44:05,755 --> 00:44:06,474
不行的

860
00:44:06,715 --> 00:44:07,314
我妈说过

861
00:44:07,555 --> 00:44:09,474
这么动，肠子会绞在一起的

862
00:44:10,635 --> 00:44:13,154
先坐下，喝杯茶

863
00:44:13,395 --> 00:44:14,474
我特地给你泡的

864
00:44:15,515 --> 00:44:16,114
谢谢

865
00:44:17,395 --> 00:44:19,514
你喝完茶，明天一早要看铺子

866
00:44:19,675 --> 00:44:20,554
早点休息了

867
00:44:21,435 --> 00:44:22,314
你也累了吧

868
00:44:22,395 --> 00:44:24,394
你今天做了不少事。你先去睡吧

869
00:44:25,235 --> 00:44:26,394
我在这儿又吃又住

870
00:44:26,675 --> 00:44:28,794
当然要做点家务事

871
00:44:30,515 --> 00:44:32,674
对了，你喜欢吃甚么菜呀

872
00:44:32,955 --> 00:44:36,034
椒盐排骨，五柳鱼呀甚么的

873
00:44:38,315 --> 00:44:40,794
我不会做，不过我会学的

874
00:44:42,115 --> 00:44:44,474
还有呀，你说我现在穿唐装好看

875
00:44:44,595 --> 00:44:45,874
还是穿洋装好看呀

876
00:44:46,435 --> 00:44:47,754
我是看惯了洋装

877
00:44:48,035 --> 00:44:50,434
洋装的韵味，比唐装好看点

878
00:44:51,235 --> 00:44:53,434
行，我以后就多穿洋装

879
00:44:56,195 --> 00:44:57,274
你有没有想过将来

880
00:44:58,115 --> 00:44:59,994
将来这么远的事，怎么想呀

881
00:45:01,435 --> 00:45:02,394
我有哇

882
00:45:03,475 --> 00:45:05,874
我想呀，如果等我结了婚之后呢

883
00:45:06,115 --> 00:45:08,554
我会对我丈夫非常温柔体贴

884
00:45:08,955 --> 00:45:10,954
还有给他生很多儿子女儿的

885
00:45:12,395 --> 00:45:13,394
那我预祝你成功了

886
00:45:14,635 --> 00:45:17,394
甚么预祝我成功呀，你也有份呀