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徐老爷

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婚姻又不是买卖

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你想娶我不是因为你喜欢我

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而是你不喜欢何太大娶我

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你已经有两个老婆了

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我不想跟人家争老公

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何太大对我不错

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又关心我又体贴我

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我嫁不嫁给他，我还没决定

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不过，有一件事我已经决定了

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就是我不会嫁给你

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艳芳

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徐旺财，你不必枉作小人了

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这一次我起码赢了你一半

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好, 这个字呢就是Row, 讲一次

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Row

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A Boat

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Row a boat

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就是划小船的意思

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划小船 Row

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睡觉 是
各位同学，可不可以

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振作一点

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不知道你讲甚么，真闷

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你讲别的啦

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是，有没有便宜占

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闷死了

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好吧，来，不闷的，一点都不闷

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我们今天上这一堂呢

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就是row row row your boat

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大家跟着唱，跟着做好不好

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好…

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预备，一二三

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Row row row a boat

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Gently down the stream merily.

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life is but a dream

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好，我们要唱快一点好不好

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好

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OK, 开始

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Row row row a boat
Gently down the stream

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走…镇长叫我们来关门的

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走，快走，走…关门…走…

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站过来，站过来…

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镇长，到底甚么事

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镇长 正经点

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站到一边去

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正经一点

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镇长，到底发生甚么事了

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我来告诉你

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我现来呢，是到这儿来封学堂的

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封学堂？
你们都站到一边去

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为甚么要封学堂

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我呢，接到信报

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人家说你们的学堂以教育村民为名

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其实在这儿宣淫

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到底有没有这回事

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你有甚么证据

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给我搜

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是

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搜甚么

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真的要搜

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怎么回事

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怎么搞的 怎么了

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看看…

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甚么

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镇长，你看，证据

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给我看看

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甚么证据？

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是甚么

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毒书

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甚么书

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这不就是证据吗

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你们还有甚么话好说

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这是甚么书

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你以为我不知道

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其实你们以开学堂为名

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要学生看那些诲淫诲盗的书

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镇长，这些书不是我们的

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你这么说，就是说我姓贾的

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在这儿栽赃嫁祸了

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你们看看你们一个一个都在干甚么

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挤在一块儿手拉手的
你们在这儿成甚么体统

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我们唱歌学英文

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是不是有规定坐那儿读书不准活动

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是呀

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照你这么说

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所有念书的人都要在这儿
搂搂抱抱，唱歌跳舞，荒唐

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人家上课很正经的嘛

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你瞎说，没有

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是，你怎么这样说呢

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只要看你们雅香院的人
都在这个地方

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已经知道是不正经了

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怎么这样说我们呢

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人家在学堂念书是读孟子论语

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你看看你们看那个
肉蒲团、金瓶梅那些

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你说甚么

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我们真的是来学荚文的

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是、

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这两本书的确不是我们的

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请你去查明白再封校好不好

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是你查清楚

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住口，你们全都给我住口

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我现在难道没有查清楚吗

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我告诉你们

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其实你们这间学堂

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根本就是宣扬淫邪之道

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怎么这么说的

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我告诉你们

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我们子虚镇一向是民风纯朴

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绝对不容许有这种
伤风败俗的事情在这儿发生

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贾镇长，我们被人家陷害你知道吗

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我做这儿的镇长很多年了

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难道是非黑白我还分不清楚吗

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我来告诉你们，总而言之这件事

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我会秉公处理的，来人

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是

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封校

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走…走呀…

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甚么，这还像话吗

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是，不知道那个坏蛋
摆了两本书在我们那里

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除了徐旺财那个家伙之外

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我看再不会有别人了

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太过份了

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我们不能让他们
在子虚镇里为所欲为

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怎么办呢

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他跟那个贾镇长一起朋…朋甚么

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朋比为奸

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朋比为奸呀

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我们有这么多人

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正所谓团结就是力量

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我们不可以向恶势力低头

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那怎么办呢

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我们要搜集民意

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争取合理的权利

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对

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请各位支持我们

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请过来

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请各位支持我们

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我们在子虚镇重开一间文明学堂

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红婶，支持学校复课，签个名吧

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是不是连生小猪都会教的那间呢

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那我就签

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好，好。这边这边

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来…签个名 来

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谢谢…

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对不起，签个名吧

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请签名 太好了…

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请支持我们，来签个名吧，过来

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请支持我们，来签个名吧，过来

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小娜…我带了一大班人来签名了
来了...

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好…来…

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欢迎… 谢谢

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请到这边来签 里边里边

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何老爷。你人真好

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我一定支持你

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是，我也支持你们

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我也支持你…我叫人来支持你
何老爷你人真好，我一定支持你

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来…来签名，支持学校复课

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谢谢... 学校复课

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谢谢

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你们到底又有甚么事

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这本就是村民的签字

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要求重开学堂

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看起来你们真有本事

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这里如果一个人签几十个名

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岂不是有几百个签名吗

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我们没你那么坏

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这里边全部都是村民亲笔签的名

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这些村民有甚么事情的话

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可以亲自来跟我说嘛

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何必去搞甚么签名运动呢

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身为镇长怎么可以漠视民意呢

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贾镇长

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这本签名册是整个
子虚镇三分之一人签的

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我们不可以藐视它

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这么多人支持我们

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学堂应该重开了吧

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你们现在跟我谈民意是不是

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好，我现在就跟你们来谈谈民意

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你刚才说

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这子虚镇的人
有三分之一的人签了名

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那就是说有三分之二的人没有签名

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也就是说不赞成开学堂的人
多过赞成开学堂的人是不是呢

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你怎么可以这么说呢

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没有签名的大多是
老弱妇孺或者是不认识字的

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是，不信你去查一下

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有多少人反对，多少人赞成

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年轻人，话不是这么说

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有些事呢不是说多了就行

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最要紧的就是要有份量

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就是好像徐老爷那样吧

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他曾经向我投诉过
你们那间学堂的事

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贾镇长，你开口闭口徐老爷

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徐老爷不是镇长

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话不是这么说

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徐老爷怎么说也是我们镇上
德高望重的人是不是

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他所说的话可以代表
我们全镇大部分的人

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你们搞甚么运动有甚么用呢

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也许是村民贪好玩

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见人家签名，他也签个名下去

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你们怎么能比得上
徐老爷他亲自向我投诉过呢

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你说是不是呢

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你这么说就是不讲道理

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喂，我警告你

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你不要借着民意

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借个名字来搞事生非

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我是这儿的镇长

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我知道甚么叫做民意

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你

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不要说了

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我现在要去办事

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何老爷，你就自便吧，请

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下了这么多功夫，一点用都没有

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这么多材民签名，就当没事

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简直强辞夺理

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爹地

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我们可以换过一个镇长来嘛

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对

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这个镇长这么差，我们重新选过

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是

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这儿不是金山；样样都可以靠选的

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镇长是由省政府委任的

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那我们真的没有办法？

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我们到省政府去投诉他

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对

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对了，我怎么会没想到呢

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我决定写信到省政府去告发他

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何老爷，不要没精打采的

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学堂已经给封了

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你已经尽了力

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只要问心无愧就行了

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我痛心的不是那学堂被人封了

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而是贾伟仁只手遮天

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他联合徐旺财鱼肉乡民

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徐旺财跟我有仇
他害我他针对我，我不介意

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而是为了

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我害得子虚镇没有前途幸福
实在太过份了

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你们没回来以前

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他们一直是这样的

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你们就是被他蒙蔽得太久了

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你们知不知道
外面的世界是甚么样子

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予虚镇的人还好像生活在
几百年前一样，封建无知落后

242
00:12:47,587 --> 00:12:49,986
现在外面的人都在追求自由

243
00:12:50,067 --> 00:12:52,426
每一个人都是社会的一份予

244
00:12:52,547 --> 00:12:55,386
每个人都有杈争取自己的权益

245
00:12:55,547 --> 00:12:57,426
我们有甚么权益

246
00:12:57,507 --> 00:12:58,506
当然有

247
00:12:58,547 --> 00:12:59,626
你是一个人嘛

248
00:12:59,707 --> 00:13:01,466
你不应该任人摆布的

249
00:13:01,547 --> 00:13:03,866
每一个人都有叔利
争取他自己的命运

250
00:13:03,987 --> 00:13:06,426
没有用，我们对他们没办法

251
00:13:06,467 --> 00:13:08,066
我巴经写信去政府了

252
00:13:08,107 --> 00:13:11,026
把贾伟仁包烟包赌的事情讲了出来

253
00:13:11,427 --> 00:13:14,106
政府很快就会派人来查这一件事情

254
00:13:14,187 --> 00:13:15,226
你看着吧

255
00:13:15,627 --> 00:13:18,186
贾伟仁这个镇长做不了多久的

256
00:13:36,907 --> 00:13:38,586
你们是干甚么的

257
00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:39,826
阿运，阿吉，说给他听

258
00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:41,306
是

259
00:13:42,227 --> 00:13:44,226
我们是省城派来的

260
00:13:47,387 --> 00:13:49,226
我告诉你们

261
00:13:49,387 --> 00:13:53,426
我们子虚镇是最不喜欢有外人来了

262
00:13:53,467 --> 00:13:54,546
是 就是

263
00:13:54,627 --> 00:13:55,346
赶他们出去

264
00:13:55,387 --> 00:13:56,946
请…请出去，请你们出去

265
00:13:57,947 --> 00:14:00,186
这位是省城派来的专员

266
00:14:00,227 --> 00:14:01,306
你们敢赶他

267
00:14:22,627 --> 00:14:25,146
这副德性像专员吗

268
00:14:25,307 --> 00:14:29,226
这封是省政府的委任状

269
00:14:31,347 --> 00:14:32,826
这位是彭德彭

270
00:14:32,947 --> 00:14:34,346
彭德彭

271
00:14:34,627 --> 00:14:38,666
是，彭德彭，彭专员

272
00:14:46,827 --> 00:14:51,906
是…彭专员大人，您好

273
00:14:52,507 --> 00:14:54,466
彭专员你好

274
00:14:54,547 --> 00:14:55,786
你们两个还站在那儿干甚么

275
00:14:55,867 --> 00:14:57,626
还不快点去倒茶 是…

276
00:14:58,267 --> 00:14:59,066
您好

277
00:14:59,427 --> 00:15:02,386
你是甚么人？这里的镇长呢

278
00:15:03,147 --> 00:15:08,066
专员大人，小人就是本镇的镇长

279
00:15:08,467 --> 00:15:11,626
小人姓贾， 叫 叫贾伟仁

280
00:15:11,787 --> 00:15:14,146
专员大人您好

281
00:15:17,827 --> 00:15:21,986
专员大人请上座，请上座

282
00:15:24,307 --> 00:15:27,706
上头派我来这里视察一下民情

283
00:15:27,907 --> 00:15:30,706
顺便看一看你的政绩

284
00:15:30,827 --> 00:15:31,946
必要的时候

285
00:15:31,987 --> 00:15:37,306
我有权选核另一个镇长管理子虚镇

286
00:15:37,387 --> 00:15:38,506
你明白吗

287
00:15:39,067 --> 00:15:40,346
小人非常的明白

288
00:15:40,347 --> 00:15:41,066
小人非常的明白

289
00:15:41,267 --> 00:15:44,666
大人你讲得这么清楚，请大人明察

290
00:15:44,707 --> 00:15:45,866
好，好

291
00:15:46,267 --> 00:15:50,026
这个月的生意是又赚了不少的钱

292
00:15:50,187 --> 00:15:51,986
尤其是云雾阁那笔

293
00:15:52,307 --> 00:15:55,306
老爷，现在全子虚镇

294
00:15:55,347 --> 00:15:57,546
男女老少个个都抽大烟

295
00:15:57,627 --> 00:15:59,626
我们能不赚大钱吗

296
00:15:59,947 --> 00:16:03,826
好就好在抽上了瘾就停不了回

297
00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:07,426
我把它收起来

298
00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:10,906
徐老爷，徐老爷

299
00:16:11,067 --> 00:16:12,186
甚么事这么紧张

300
00:16:12,227 --> 00:16:12,906
坏了，徐老爷

301
00:16:13,187 --> 00:16:14,706
省城里派了个专员来说

302
00:16:14,787 --> 00:16:16,346
要查镇长的业绩

303
00:16:16,387 --> 00:16:19,186
还有，镇长叫我来告诉你

304
00:16:19,267 --> 00:16:21,546
快点收起烟馆、赌馆

305
00:16:21,587 --> 00:16:22,546
要做得好看一点

306
00:16:22,587 --> 00:16:24,266
专员一会儿就来了

307
00:16:24,947 --> 00:16:26,506
一会儿就来，怎么办呢

308
00:16:26,587 --> 00:16:29,226
你去赌场，我到云雾阁

309
00:16:30,787 --> 00:16:33,946
喂…各位…各位听着，听着

310
00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:35,066
收拾好你们的钱

311
00:16:35,147 --> 00:16:37,746
我们今天赌场休息，不做生意

312
00:16:37,907 --> 00:16:39,146
怎么回事

313
00:16:39,227 --> 00:16:40,026
走…

314
00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:43,506
乡公所特许的赌场也不让做生意

315
00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:45,626
不是，总之你们回去吧

316
00:16:45,707 --> 00:16:47,546
我们不做生意，走…

317
00:16:47,587 --> 00:16:49,826
走…走吧

318
00:16:51,467 --> 00:16:52,546
挂高一点

319
00:16:52,747 --> 00:16:55,346
快点…

320
00:16:57,227 --> 00:16:58,226
挂好

321
00:16:58,947 --> 00:17:00,746
快点，快点

322
00:17:00,827 --> 00:17:01,506
是

323
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:03,586
你那么大个子，办事那么慢，真是

324
00:17:03,827 --> 00:17:05,186
你们清理好没有

325
00:17:05,227 --> 00:17:06,066
好了

326
00:17:06,147 --> 00:17:07,346
真新鲜

327
00:17:08,667 --> 00:17:09,306
怎么还有个人躺在这儿

328
00:17:09,307 --> 00:17:09,906
怎么还有个人躺在这儿

329
00:17:09,947 --> 00:17:12,026
他说他抽完这两回再走

330
00:17:12,147 --> 00:17:13,226
把他抬到别的地方去

331
00:17:13,227 --> 00:17:13,706
把他抬到别的地方去

332
00:17:13,747 --> 00:17:16,106
真是。气死人了

333
00:17:16,147 --> 00:17:17,746
老兄，等我抽完这一口

334
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:19,186
喂…等等 走...

335
00:17:19,347 --> 00:17:42,266
欢迎欢迎，热烈欢迎…

336
00:17:44,027 --> 00:17:46,306
欢迎专员大人光临

337
00:17:46,627 --> 00:17:47,586
这位是…

338
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:50,146
是…让我来给您介绍一下

339
00:17:51,627 --> 00:17:54,466
专员，这位是徐旺财

340
00:17:54,547 --> 00:17:56,146
就是我们子虚镇

341
00:17:56,187 --> 00:17:59,546
又有钱又有面子，唯一的乡绅

342
00:17:59,707 --> 00:18:01,466
徐老爷，你好

343
00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:02,986
专员大人你好

344
00:18:04,187 --> 00:18:06,066
专员大人请参观小镇

345
00:18:06,147 --> 00:18:08,506
专员大人请便 请…

346
00:18:10,307 --> 00:18:11,306
专员大入

347
00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:13,506
让我来给你介绍一下

348
00:18:13,587 --> 00:18:17,666
这条街就是我们这个镇上
最热闹的一条街了

349
00:18:17,907 --> 00:18:21,786
这里大部分的物业，都是徐老爷的

350
00:18:21,827 --> 00:18:23,346
是吗

351
00:18:25,267 --> 00:18:27,106
有很多的铺子

352
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:29,706
是…这里有很多铺子

353
00:18:29,787 --> 00:18:30,946
甚么都有得卖

354
00:18:31,747 --> 00:18:34,586
那么有没有烟馆跟赌场

355
00:18:34,667 --> 00:18:37,226
没有…这种为害民间的东西

356
00:18:37,307 --> 00:18:38,666
我们子虚镇没有

357
00:18:41,027 --> 00:18:44,826
专员大人你好，镇长大人你好

358
00:18:44,867 --> 00:18:45,866
你好

359
00:18:46,307 --> 00:18:48,026
托大人的鸿福

360
00:18:48,067 --> 00:18:52,146
我的母猪生了一窝小猪

361
00:18:53,267 --> 00:18:56,186
妙姑娘，既然这样，就要恭喜你啦

362
00:18:56,267 --> 00:18:57,866
是要恭喜我的

363
00:18:57,947 --> 00:19:01,146
你猜我的大猪生了多少

364
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,946
生了十六只小猪

365
00:19:04,067 --> 00:19:05,146
那不是很好嘛

366
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:06,346
是

367
00:19:06,427 --> 00:19:08,346
专员大人，你也看到了

368
00:19:08,387 --> 00:19:10,386
我们这里的民风纯朴

369
00:19:10,427 --> 00:19:14,146
一片升平景象，很纯朴的过日子

370
00:19:14,307 --> 00:19:15,546
他们不是很闷吗

371
00:19:15,627 --> 00:19:17,986
不会的，不会的

372
00:19:18,027 --> 00:19:21,866
这里的村民呢
已经很满意他们现在的生活了

373
00:19:21,907 --> 00:19:23,346
如果专员大人不相信呢

374
00:19:23,427 --> 00:19:26,026
我可以带你去拜访乡民

375
00:19:26,067 --> 00:19:28,586
亲自体验一下生活，请

376
00:19:28,627 --> 00:19:29,826
请

377
00:19:30,507 --> 00:19:42,586
欢迎欢迎，热烈欢迎…

378
00:19:42,787 --> 00:19:45,866
好了…每人一份，这是你的

379
00:19:45,947 --> 00:19:46,746
给我钱

380
00:19:46,827 --> 00:19:47,746
你的你的

381
00:19:49,387 --> 00:19:50,546
你为甚么呢

382
00:19:50,587 --> 00:19:52,186
我说了这么多的话

383
00:19:52,227 --> 00:19:54,506
才分给我这么点儿的钱

384
00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:55,946
好了，给你两份

385
00:19:59,667 --> 00:20:01,466
专员，就是这儿了，请…

386
00:20:01,547 --> 00:20:02,386
请

387
00:20:02,747 --> 00:20:04,266
欢迎镇长

388
00:20:04,307 --> 00:20:06,466
好，让我来介绍一下

389
00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:08,346
这位就是彭专员

390
00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:11,866
彭专员是特地到
我们这里来视察来的

391
00:20:15,187 --> 00:20:16,946
欢迎彭专员

392
00:20:17,107 --> 00:20:18,746
不好意思，我们正在吃饭

393
00:20:18,787 --> 00:20:19,826
是

394
00:20:22,227 --> 00:20:24,826
这么多的菜，几个人吃

395
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:27,226
就是我们两口子

396
00:20:27,467 --> 00:20:29,186
两个人吃得了吗

397
00:20:29,307 --> 00:20:30,946
吃不了倒了喂猪

398
00:20:32,227 --> 00:20:35,346
怪不得你们镇上的猪会生那么多

399
00:20:35,427 --> 00:20:37,066
是 专员大人

400
00:20:37,147 --> 00:20:39,946
我们子虚镇呢，都是丰衣足食的

401
00:20:39,987 --> 00:20:42,346
平常吃饭好像打牙祭似的

402
00:20:42,467 --> 00:20:43,906
今天没有煮汤？

403
00:20:44,067 --> 00:20:45,066
没有

404
00:20:46,107 --> 00:20:47,186
彭专员

405
00:20:47,267 --> 00:20:50,226
如果不嫌弃呢，请一起吃个便饭吧

406
00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:51,306
不用客气了

407
00:20:51,387 --> 00:20:52,426
九叔

408
00:20:52,587 --> 00:20:55,146
这些粗茶淡饭不合专员的口味

409
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:55,746
是…

410
00:20:55,827 --> 00:20:57,106
专员大人

411
00:20:57,147 --> 00:20:58,666
我们已经替你准备好丰富的午餐了
请

412
00:20:58,667 --> 00:20:59,866
我们巴经替你准备好丰富的午餐了
请

413
00:21:00,027 --> 00:21:01,426
随便就行了…

414
00:21:01,467 --> 00:21:05,266
专员大人请
欢迎专员，请再光临，慢慢走

415
00:21:08,147 --> 00:21:10,986
快…

416
00:21:11,107 --> 00:21:11,946
九斤

417
00:21:12,307 --> 00:21:13,186
做得好

418
00:21:15,547 --> 00:21:16,266
徐老爷

419
00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:17,786
谢谢

420
00:21:17,867 --> 00:21:20,706
徐老爷，我们可以吃了吧
我们可以吃了吧

421
00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:24,026
好…这些菜呢就送给你们俩吃好了

422
00:21:24,147 --> 00:21:25,026
谢谢…

423
00:21:25,067 --> 00:21:26,466
不过不能白吃

424
00:21:26,547 --> 00:21:28,106
你待会儿挑两担柴到我家去

425
00:21:28,147 --> 00:21:29,626
好… 我知道了

426
00:21:31,227 --> 00:21:32,706
九斤，九斤嫂

427
00:21:32,747 --> 00:21:34,226
快点把衣服脱下来

428
00:21:34,307 --> 00:21:36,066
那些头饰当心别弄脏了

429
00:21:36,147 --> 00:21:37,466
好…

430
00:22:02,657 --> 00:22:03,896
专员大人 好…

431
00:22:03,896 --> 00:22:07,215
不知道这些菜合不合你的胃口呢

432
00:22:07,296 --> 00:22:08,895
很合我的胃口

433
00:22:08,976 --> 00:22:10,295
那…就好了

434
00:22:12,136 --> 00:22:13,335
专员。专员

435
00:22:13,456 --> 00:22:18,775
不知道您怎么会突然间
光临我们的乎虚镇昵

436
00:22:18,856 --> 00:22:19,375
是…

437
00:22:19,376 --> 00:22:19,975
是…


438
00:22:23,856 --> 00:22:27,495
政府是接到了一封投诉信

439
00:22:27,656 --> 00:22:30,015
据说这里的民政混乱

440
00:22:30,376 --> 00:22:33,735
在职者又失职舞弊

441
00:22:33,776 --> 00:22:35,935
所以叫我来调查一下

442
00:22:37,136 --> 00:22:39,855
专员…

443
00:22:40,016 --> 00:22:44,375
我这个人一向做事都是勤政爱民

444
00:22:44,536 --> 00:22:45,815
我绝对不会失职舞弊的

445
00:22:45,816 --> 00:22:48,535
我绝对不会失职舞弊的

446
00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:51,055
是…我们子虚镇呢

447
00:22:51,136 --> 00:22:53,895
安定繁荣，丰衣足食

448
00:22:54,136 --> 00:22:55,655
专员你也亲眼看见了

449
00:22:55,696 --> 00:22:56,735
是...

450
00:22:57,056 --> 00:23:00,415
我知道，不错吧

451
00:23:00,496 --> 00:23:01,615
是

452
00:23:01,936 --> 00:23:03,295
对了，专员

453
00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:06,215
到底是甚么人写信到省城去的

454
00:23:06,336 --> 00:23:09,335
那个写信的人他叫甚么名字呢

455
00:23:12,736 --> 00:23:14,615
好像叫甚么太大的

456
00:23:14,736 --> 00:23:15,895
何太大

457
00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:16,975
对了，就是他

458
00:23:17,016 --> 00:23:19,535
专员大人，你千万别听这个人的话

459
00:23:19,576 --> 00:23:21,655
这人乱捣乱，造谣生事的

460
00:23:21,816 --> 00:23:22,695
是…

461
00:23:22,736 --> 00:23:24,375
你们放心

462
00:23:24,536 --> 00:23:26,975
我是用眼睛去看的

463
00:23:27,056 --> 00:23:28,975
不是用耳朵去听的

464
00:23:37,096 --> 00:23:39,975
专员，你今天走了一天的路

465
00:23:40,216 --> 00:23:41,335
一定是很累了

466
00:23:41,416 --> 00:23:44,335
我看找个地方休息一下好不好

467
00:23:45,216 --> 00:23:46,055
专员大人

468
00:23:46,136 --> 00:23:48,535
我已经准备好了一间漂亮的房间了

469
00:23:48,576 --> 00:23:50,655
是，准备好了

470
00:23:50,816 --> 00:23:52,415
是这样的话，我就不客气了

471
00:23:52,496 --> 00:23:53,975
专员大人请 请…

472
00:23:53,976 --> 00:23:54,495
专员大人请 请…

473
00:23:55,856 --> 00:23:59,215
吃饱了饭，饭气攻心

474
00:23:59,336 --> 00:24:01,975
对了，你们这儿有甚么
可以提一下精神的

475
00:24:01,976 --> 00:24:02,935
对了，你们这儿有甚么
可以提一下精神的

476
00:24:03,176 --> 00:24:04,575
提神？

477
00:24:04,736 --> 00:24:06,655
像烟之类的东西

478
00:24:06,696 --> 00:24:09,055
烟，有… 硕坚

479
00:24:09,136 --> 00:24:12,615
快点去拿最好的水烟袋给专员大人
好…是，我这就去了

480
00:24:12,696 --> 00:24:15,015
我最讨厌就是水烟袋了

481
00:24:19,336 --> 00:24:24,735
我知道…专员一定是喜欢这个鼻烟

482
00:24:25,016 --> 00:24:30,255
拿开…我一见到它我就会打喷嚏

483
00:24:30,856 --> 00:24:32,935
那么请问专员大人

484
00:24:33,056 --> 00:24:34,935
你喜欢抽甚么烟呢

485
00:24:37,216 --> 00:24:41,055
就是慈禧太后抽的那一种

486
00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:46,135
福寿膏

487
00:24:54,496 --> 00:24:55,055
好不好

488
00:24:55,136 --> 00:24:56,135
好舒服

489
00:24:56,176 --> 00:24:58,175
怎么样？舒服吗？好不好

490
00:24:58,456 --> 00:24:59,775
怎么样？专员大人

491
00:24:59,936 --> 00:25:03,215
这烟不错，跟省城的一样那么好

492
00:25:03,256 --> 00:25:04,135
是

493
00:25:04,216 --> 00:25:06,095
专员大人你抽得开心

494
00:25:06,256 --> 00:25:07,415
那我们也开心嘛

495
00:25:07,456 --> 00:25:08,455
是…

496
00:25:08,576 --> 00:25:09,815
当然开心啦

497
00:25:11,336 --> 00:25:14,815
抽饱了烟，想找一点甚么东西玩玩

498
00:25:14,856 --> 00:25:18,135
有甚么好玩的，手很痒

499
00:25:18,336 --> 00:25:20,575
有…有呀有呀

500
00:25:20,576 --> 00:25:21,335
有…有呀有呀

501
00:25:21,776 --> 00:25:23,895
单，我还是买单

502
00:25:28,256 --> 00:25:30,095
我没有赌钱很久了

503
00:25:30,616 --> 00:25:32,975
是，我今天晚上一赢就赢这么多

504
00:25:33,056 --> 00:25:34,375
我真是开心

505
00:25:34,456 --> 00:25:37,255
这是专员大人您财星高照

506
00:25:37,336 --> 00:25:38,575
对…

507
00:25:39,136 --> 00:25:40,535
单，单

508
00:25:40,536 --> 00:25:41,215
单，单

509
00:25:45,176 --> 00:25:46,615
单

510
00:25:47,456 --> 00:25:48,535
又开一

511
00:25:48,616 --> 00:25:51,295
恭喜专员大人，您又赢大钱了

512
00:25:51,536 --> 00:25:52,855
恭喜恭喜

513
00:25:53,296 --> 00:25:56,055
专员大人，我看您大概也累了

514
00:25:56,216 --> 00:25:58,695
到旺财兄家去歇一会儿吧

515
00:25:58,776 --> 00:26:00,255
是 不…

516
00:26:00,416 --> 00:26:03,815
我刚才才赌得兴头上

517
00:26:04,456 --> 00:26:07,175
来…我再买一把单

518
00:26:10,056 --> 00:26:13,055
专员大人，俗语说得好

519
00:26:13,216 --> 00:26:15,215
得些好处须回手嘛

520
00:26:15,376 --> 00:26:17,535
赌钱是要靠运气的

521
00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:19,735
说来就来，说走就走

522
00:26:19,976 --> 00:26:21,455
今天玩得这么开心

523
00:26:21,616 --> 00:26:24,535
不如找点别的玩玩嘛，好吗

524
00:26:24,656 --> 00:26:26,335
旺财兄说得非常对

525
00:26:26,416 --> 00:26:27,975
对…好啦好啦

526
00:26:27,976 --> 00:26:28,815
对…好啦好啦

527
00:26:29,176 --> 00:26:32,415
徐老爷这么说呢，我就不玩了

528
00:26:32,456 --> 00:26:33,535
我们可以玩别的

529
00:26:33,576 --> 00:26:34,175
是...

530
00:26:34,256 --> 00:26:35,095
我下次来再赢你们的

531
00:26:35,096 --> 00:26:35,935
我下次来再赢你们的

532
00:26:36,016 --> 00:26:37,215
你赌不过专员的

533
00:26:37,256 --> 00:26:38,215
专员大人，我送你

534
00:26:38,296 --> 00:26:41,655
这钱呢就送到徐老爷家里去
是，专员大人

535
00:26:41,856 --> 00:26:43,135
大人您放心

536
00:26:48,856 --> 00:26:50,775
真气死人气死人了，你说

537
00:26:50,856 --> 00:26:54,335
这一天的云雾阁跟赌场
都没有做生意，这还不说

538
00:26:54,376 --> 00:26:56,775
还让那个专员弄去一大笔

539
00:26:56,816 --> 00:26:57,495
你说这叫我多心疼

540
00:26:57,496 --> 00:26:58,055
你说这叫我多心疼

541
00:26:58,176 --> 00:26:59,895
真是叫人心疼

542
00:27:00,416 --> 00:27:02,055
如果不是那个何太大

543
00:27:02,136 --> 00:27:04,215
我想我们不会弄到这个地步

544
00:27:04,256 --> 00:27:05,455
不要提了别提了

545
00:27:05,696 --> 00:27:06,735
不提他还好

546
00:27:06,816 --> 00:27:09,215
一提起他，我的火就不打也出来

547
00:27:09,456 --> 00:27:10,695
这话也对

548
00:27:10,776 --> 00:27:13,455
旺财兄，你想会不会是

549
00:27:13,496 --> 00:27:15,415
我们封了他的学堂

550
00:27:15,536 --> 00:27:17,695
他来报复我们呢

551
00:27:18,656 --> 00:27:20,295
老爷理他那么多干甚么

552
00:27:20,416 --> 00:27:22,055
他这么对付我们

553
00:27:22,096 --> 00:27:23,495
我们想办法回敬他

554
00:27:24,296 --> 00:27:27,975
对，我不会就此罢休的

555
00:27:37,696 --> 00:27:39,215
欢迎各位光临

556
00:27:39,816 --> 00:27:42,215
请问那位是何太大先生

557
00:27:42,256 --> 00:27:43,135
我就是

558
00:27:43,296 --> 00:27:46,615
我是市政府派来的特派专员
我姓彭

559
00:27:46,976 --> 00:27:48,535
原来是彭专员

560
00:27:50,416 --> 00:27:51,375
彭专员，你好

561
00:27:51,456 --> 00:27:52,335
你好

562
00:27:52,456 --> 00:27:55,055
我谨代表市政府多谢你的宝贵意见

563
00:27:55,136 --> 00:27:56,375
那里话，那里话

564
00:27:56,416 --> 00:27:58,735
我也是为了这里的村民着想

565
00:27:58,816 --> 00:28:01,255
而且，现在国家鼓吹民主

566
00:28:01,376 --> 00:28:05,655
我觉得现在不应该
再让人家恃势横行了

567
00:28:06,416 --> 00:28:07,695
说得对

568
00:28:09,816 --> 00:28:11,935
何先生是做洋货生意的

569
00:28:11,976 --> 00:28:13,055
是

570
00:28:15,336 --> 00:28:17,415
这个花旗钟很漂亮

571
00:28:17,456 --> 00:28:18,455
是

572
00:28:19,736 --> 00:28:21,255
这是人手做的

573
00:28:25,056 --> 00:28:26,375
随便参观

574
00:28:26,696 --> 00:28:29,895
我这里的货全都是从
花旗国订回来的

575
00:28:29,976 --> 00:28:31,015
是吗

576
00:28:31,136 --> 00:28:32,375
保证好货

577
00:28:32,816 --> 00:28:34,775
每一样给我拿一件

578
00:28:37,616 --> 00:28:40,655
彭专员，过来看看，那边还有相机

579
00:28:43,576 --> 00:28:45,375
这个相机很漂亮

580
00:28:45,456 --> 00:28:46,295
是

581
00:28:46,536 --> 00:28:48,935
可惜我今天没有带钱来

582
00:28:49,096 --> 00:28:51,615
没关系，你随便先拿去用

583
00:28:51,736 --> 00:28:53,335
那我就不客气了

584
00:28:55,936 --> 00:28:57,735
当心，不要打碎了

585
00:28:59,376 --> 00:29:00,575
彭专员

586
00:29:00,656 --> 00:29:03,255
我认为镇长这个职位

587
00:29:03,376 --> 00:29:06,175
应该由乡民选出来，这就公平一点

588
00:29:06,216 --> 00:29:07,375
是的

589
00:29:07,416 --> 00:29:08,735
你也这么认为吗

590
00:29:08,896 --> 00:29:13,335
当然啦，你会做，我也会做的了

591
00:29:13,376 --> 00:29:14,655
这个太好了

592
00:29:14,856 --> 00:29:17,535
好吧…你就等我的好消息

593
00:29:17,696 --> 00:29:19,775
谢谢…再见 再见

594
00:29:19,816 --> 00:29:20,855
希望你再来参观

595
00:29:20,936 --> 00:29:21,735
好

596
00:29:21,776 --> 00:29:22,735
再见

597
00:29:36,056 --> 00:29:37,655
专员大人 大人

598
00:29:37,736 --> 00:29:38,855
专员大人

599
00:29:41,336 --> 00:29:42,175
专员大人

600
00:29:42,336 --> 00:29:44,415
我跟你提过的选举镇长的事

601
00:29:44,496 --> 00:29:45,935
不知道你考虑过没有

602
00:29:46,016 --> 00:29:47,215
考…考虑甚么

603
00:29:47,256 --> 00:29:49,615
专员大人，这个人他是没事搞事

604
00:29:49,696 --> 00:29:52,855
贾镇长都做得好好的，又爱民如子

605
00:29:52,896 --> 00:29:54,735
选甚么举呢，好好的是…

606
00:29:54,896 --> 00:29:55,615
别吵

607
00:29:55,656 --> 00:29:57,015
不，是，对不起

608
00:29:59,576 --> 00:30:02,175
我已经跟几位父老谈过了

609
00:30:02,936 --> 00:30:07,735
不错，子虚镇的民凤相当的好

610
00:30:07,816 --> 00:30:08,655
这倒是真的

611
00:30:08,696 --> 00:30:11,015
但是我认为，可以更好一点

612
00:30:11,056 --> 00:30:12,175
是…

613
00:30:13,536 --> 00:30:18,735
为了推广和发展
子虚镇的民主自由起见呢

614
00:30:18,976 --> 00:30:21,935
我决定重新选举一个镇长

615
00:30:23,816 --> 00:30:26,015
你们那一个喜欢做镇长的

616
00:30:26,056 --> 00:30:27,855
可以提名自己

617
00:30:28,096 --> 00:30:30,655
如果你们喜欢那一个做镇长的

618
00:30:30,816 --> 00:30:32,495
就可以选举那一个

619
00:30:33,856 --> 00:30:35,775
专员大人, 那怎么行呢, 我

620
00:30:35,936 --> 00:30:37,895
对不超，专员大人，对不起

621
00:30:38,096 --> 00:30:40,535
自由民主是大势所趋

622
00:30:40,816 --> 00:30:43,535
历史的巨轮是不可以抗拒

623
00:30:43,616 --> 00:30:45,975
既然潮流兴选举嘛

624
00:30:46,136 --> 00:30:48,575
那么我们就应该顺应民意

625
00:30:50,416 --> 00:30:50,975
怎么样

626
00:30:51,016 --> 00:30:51,535
甚么

627
00:30:51,576 --> 00:30:54,255
怕了？怕到时候没有人投你一票

628
00:30:54,376 --> 00:30:56,335
再也不可以操纵子虚镇了

629
00:30:56,736 --> 00:30:57,695
甚么话嘛

630
00:30:57,776 --> 00:30:58,575
真是

631
00:30:58,616 --> 00:31:01,775
你，你以为我害怕，选就选嘛

632
00:31:01,896 --> 00:31:02,375
选…

633
00:31:02,416 --> 00:31:04,535
好，选举的那一天见

634
00:31:04,576 --> 00:31:05,455
好

635
00:31:05,576 --> 00:31:06,815
就这么决定

636
00:31:12,336 --> 00:31:14,855
专员大人，请你恕我是有话直说

637
00:31:14,896 --> 00:31:17,095
你怎么可以让他们自己选举呢

638
00:31:17,976 --> 00:31:20,815
你会做，他们也会做

639
00:31:20,896 --> 00:31:23,655
专员，我们是依照手续办事的

640
00:31:23,776 --> 00:31:27,375
你是依照手绩，他也依照手续

641
00:31:27,416 --> 00:31:28,815
不是拉平了吗

642
00:31:30,056 --> 00:31:31,735
但我…这不就…

643
00:31:31,896 --> 00:31:32,695
专员，你说这个现在我该怎么办

644
00:31:32,696 --> 00:31:34,695
专员，你说这个现在我该怎么办

645
00:31:34,696 --> 00:31:36,015
专员，你说这个现在我该怎么办

646
00:31:36,136 --> 00:31:38,815
这个何太大争着跟我做镇长

647
00:31:39,056 --> 00:31:40,855
你说我应该怎么做才好呢

648
00:31:40,976 --> 00:31:43,855
放心，有我在这儿，没问题

649
00:31:43,896 --> 00:31:45,295
不…不是，专员大人

650
00:31:45,336 --> 00:31:46,575
我们现在就是有问题

651
00:31:46,616 --> 00:31:48,335
你…你现在到底帮谁

652
00:31:48,536 --> 00:31:49,495
不知道

653
00:31:50,136 --> 00:31:52,455
我看那一边会做

654
00:31:52,736 --> 00:31:54,375
那我…

655
00:31:54,416 --> 00:31:55,815
我今天做的事多了

656
00:31:55,856 --> 00:31:57,775
头晕晕的，我要休息了

657
00:31:57,856 --> 00:32:00,095
专员大人，专…我…
镇长

658
00:32:00,896 --> 00:32:02,255
明天再说

659
00:32:04,576 --> 00:32:06,135
闹得现在我都头都晕了

660
00:32:06,176 --> 00:32:06,935
旺财兄

661
00:32:06,976 --> 00:32:09,535
你…看他现在搞甚么鬼

662
00:32:09,576 --> 00:32:11,655
他现在两边收钱

663
00:32:11,936 --> 00:32:13,415
那我们以后应该怎么办呢

664
00:32:13,496 --> 00:32:15,415
还甚么怎么办，一字那么浅嘛

665
00:32:15,456 --> 00:32:17,295
就是逼我们大家比出钱嘛

666
00:32:17,376 --> 00:32:17,975
是

667
00:32:18,016 --> 00:32:18,855
这我都不怕

668
00:32:18,976 --> 00:32:21,255
我才不相信何太大他能比得过我

669
00:32:21,296 --> 00:32:22,175
这倒是真的

670
00:32:22,216 --> 00:32:23,935
伟仁兄，你放心

671
00:32:24,176 --> 00:32:24,655
是

672
00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:26,055
我全力支持你

673
00:32:27,096 --> 00:32:30,375
我早就知道你老兄会支持我的了

674
00:32:30,696 --> 00:32:31,655
话又说回来

675
00:32:31,696 --> 00:32:34,455
如果我做不到镇长
对你也没好处的

676
00:32:34,616 --> 00:32:37,495
你的烟馆、赌场到时候都会完蛋的

677
00:32:38,216 --> 00:32:40,655
姐夫，你放心吧，我们一定支持你

678
00:33:07,753 --> 00:33:08,752
来

679
00:33:16,433 --> 00:33:19,192
快点

680
00:34:32,913 --> 00:34:35,592
来，来嘛，来嘛

681
00:34:38,513 --> 00:34:41,752
各位…请投何太大一票

682
00:34:41,793 --> 00:34:42,712
各位街坊

683
00:34:42,793 --> 00:34:45,712
何太大怎么样对我们
你们都知道啦，是不是

684
00:34:45,793 --> 00:34:51,352
请掇何太大一票…

685
00:34:54,233 --> 00:34:59,712
官人，请投何太大一票

686
00:34:59,993 --> 00:35:02,432
每人一票，来…

687
00:35:02,513 --> 00:35:04,192
我来投票，要怎么写

688
00:35:04,273 --> 00:35:05,432
一票 怎么写

689
00:35:05,513 --> 00:35:07,232
投我一票

690
00:35:07,394 --> 00:35:11,553
太大好，太大妙，太大呱呱叫

691
00:35:11,553 --> 00:35:14,392
请支持何太大啦

692
00:35:14,873 --> 00:35:19,152
太大好，太大妙，太大呱呱叫

693
00:35:19,273 --> 00:35:22,232
请支持何太大

694
00:35:22,993 --> 00:35:27,392
太大好，太大妙，太大呱呱叫

695
00:35:27,553 --> 00:35:30,792
请支持何太大

696
00:35:31,193 --> 00:35:35,592
太大好，太大妙，太大呱呱叫
不要打架

697
00:35:35,713 --> 00:35:37,112
请支持何太大

698
00:35:37,233 --> 00:35:38,832
有甚么了不起的

699
00:35:46,925 --> 00:35:47,804
谁

700
00:35:47,804 --> 00:35:48,763
我，大人

701
00:35:50,233 --> 00:35:51,272
进来吧

702
00:35:51,313 --> 00:35:52,192
好

703
00:35:53,833 --> 00:35:56,312
大人，这么晚你还没睡

704
00:35:56,393 --> 00:35:57,032
随便坐

705
00:35:57,193 --> 00:35:57,952
好

706
00:36:01,450 --> 00:36:02,312
有甚么事吗

707
00:36:02,313 --> 00:36:02,872
有甚么事吗

708
00:36:02,953 --> 00:36:06,352
我是炖了点补品给大人您补身子

709
00:36:06,513 --> 00:36:08,712
大人，非常之补的

710
00:36:09,153 --> 00:36:10,072
很补吗

711
00:36:27,113 --> 00:36:28,632
很补很补

712
00:36:28,873 --> 00:36:29,952
是很补吧

713
00:36:31,393 --> 00:36:32,712
谢谢你

714
00:36:33,433 --> 00:36:34,912
一切拜托

715
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,025
何先生

716
00:36:42,433 --> 00:36:45,472
彭专员你好，请随便坐

717
00:36:45,753 --> 00:36:46,592
很忙？

718
00:36:46,793 --> 00:36:47,872
还好还好

719
00:36:47,993 --> 00:36:51,352
你知道啦，我要忙着竞选的事情

720
00:36:53,433 --> 00:36:55,672
上次你选的货品很合我用

721
00:36:55,713 --> 00:36:56,952
是吗

722
00:36:57,513 --> 00:36:59,432
你们有没有玻璃丝袜

723
00:36:59,473 --> 00:37:00,512
有

724
00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:03,312
彭专员，你要多少双

725
00:37:03,433 --> 00:37:04,152
十双吧

726
00:37:04,233 --> 00:37:04,992
好…

727
00:37:05,033 --> 00:37:06,592
我拿回去送给太太的

728
00:37:07,633 --> 00:37:10,352
我提议送点雪花膏给你太太

729
00:37:10,553 --> 00:37:11,672
你太太一定会喜欢

730
00:37:11,793 --> 00:37:14,872
好，就给我包二十盒吧

731
00:37:16,313 --> 00:37:20,352
其实你要竞选镇长不用这么麻烦嘛

732
00:37:20,513 --> 00:37:25,232
只要你会做的话，很容易办的嘛

733
00:37:25,353 --> 00:37:27,650
我这个人做事喜欢认真

734
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,592
是吗

735
00:37:34,073 --> 00:37:36,112
这个自来水笔很漂亮

736
00:37:36,393 --> 00:37:40,552
你真识货，这全都是花旗的名厂货

737
00:37:40,633 --> 00:37:42,392
一共有多少款式

738
00:37:42,473 --> 00:37:43,032
有三种

739
00:37:43,033 --> 00:37:43,552
有三种

740
00:37:43,793 --> 00:37:44,472
都给我包起来好了

741
00:37:44,553 --> 00:37:45,712
好…

742
00:37:45,793 --> 00:37:46,912
你不介意吧

743
00:37:46,953 --> 00:37:48,032
不会

744
00:37:51,833 --> 00:37:53,912
请问彭专员，还要甚么

745
00:37:53,953 --> 00:37:54,992
就这么算了

746
00:37:55,033 --> 00:37:55,552
好…

747
00:37:55,553 --> 00:37:56,392
好…

748
00:38:06,433 --> 00:38:07,592
彭专员

749
00:38:07,713 --> 00:38:09,032
一共是五百二十六个大洋

750
00:38:09,033 --> 00:38:10,312
一共是五百二十六个大洋

751
00:38:10,433 --> 00:38:11,392
甚么

752
00:38:11,393 --> 00:38:12,472
甚么

753
00:38:12,713 --> 00:38:14,912
我…没有算你多的

754
00:38:14,953 --> 00:38:18,552
这是你上一次拿的，现在是这里的

755
00:38:18,593 --> 00:38:21,672
一共是五百二十六个大洋

756
00:38:29,233 --> 00:38:30,392
各位

757
00:38:30,873 --> 00:38:33,872
各位子虚镇的乡亲父老

758
00:38:34,113 --> 00:38:37,432
今天是竞选镇长的最后一次活动

759
00:38:37,633 --> 00:38:41,752
我想请两位候选人出来
发表一下他们的政纲

760
00:38:42,393 --> 00:38:44,272
现在请贾镇长

761
00:38:44,473 --> 00:38:48,392
好…欢迎欢迎，好

762
00:38:57,593 --> 00:38:58,192
真是

763
00:38:58,273 --> 00:39:02,152
各位，小弟今天非常的开心

764
00:39:02,273 --> 00:39:04,872
能够站在这里跟大家说几句话

765
00:39:05,073 --> 00:39:08,752
我，是在子虚镇上长大的

766
00:39:09,073 --> 00:39:13,152
子虚镇需要甚么，我很清楚

767
00:39:13,193 --> 00:39:17,672
现在子虚镇最要紧的就是安定繁荣

768
00:39:17,753 --> 00:39:20,232
好…

769
00:39:20,313 --> 00:39:21,792
生活更要多彩多姿

770
00:39:21,873 --> 00:39:24,112
好…

771
00:39:24,233 --> 00:39:27,912
各位，我贾伟仁答应你们

772
00:39:27,993 --> 00:39:30,912
如果我可以连任镇长的话

773
00:39:31,153 --> 00:39:33,152
钱可以照赌

774
00:39:33,313 --> 00:39:34,672
好

775
00:39:34,793 --> 00:39:36,352
烟可以照抽

776
00:39:36,433 --> 00:39:37,472
好

777
00:39:38,393 --> 00:39:40,672
还有我担保，六十年不变

778
00:39:40,913 --> 00:39:42,352
好…

779
00:39:42,513 --> 00:39:43,192
谢谢各位

780
00:39:43,233 --> 00:39:46,192
你支持何太大的嘛

781
00:39:46,353 --> 00:39:48,112
这么笑话 就是

782
00:39:48,713 --> 00:39:52,272
大家欢迎…好，大家欢迎…请鼓掌

783
00:39:52,473 --> 00:39:54,192
欢迎何太大

784
00:39:54,233 --> 00:39:55,512
各位父老兄弟

785
00:39:55,593 --> 00:39:58,752
我何太大第一句话要讲就是
系 反对贾伟仁说的

786
00:39:58,793 --> 00:40:00,432
烟照抽，钱照赌的话

787
00:40:00,633 --> 00:40:01,872
赞成 好

788
00:40:01,953 --> 00:40:02,872
何太大 对

789
00:40:02,913 --> 00:40:05,992
难遇我们子虚镇的人就懂得赌钱
就懂得抽烟吗

790
00:40:06,073 --> 00:40:07,712
对… 是

791
00:40:07,833 --> 00:40:08,472
他这种讲法

792
00:40:08,593 --> 00:40:10,232
就是侮辱我们子虚镇的每一个人

793
00:40:10,313 --> 00:40:11,472
是…

794
00:40:11,593 --> 00:40:12,832
这是一种腐败落后的思想

795
00:40:12,913 --> 00:40:14,312
是 对

796
00:40:14,513 --> 00:40:16,592
身为子虚镇的镇长

797
00:40:16,673 --> 00:40:18,632
应该以教化乡民为己任

798
00:40:18,673 --> 00:40:20,632
造福社会，努力建设

799
00:40:21,473 --> 00:40:23,552
我首先要提倡，就是禁烟禁赌

800
00:40:23,593 --> 00:40:25,712
好…

801
00:40:25,993 --> 00:40:28,512
我要办学校，要建公路

802
00:40:28,633 --> 00:40:30,152
送子女到省城去读书

803
00:40:30,233 --> 00:40:32,112
好…

804
00:40:32,153 --> 00:40:33,352
你放屁

805
00:40:33,553 --> 00:40:35,432
我们子虚镇民风纯朴

806
00:40:35,513 --> 00:40:37,552
你看，老实、纯洁

807
00:40:37,633 --> 00:40:40,432
绝对不可以拿省城的文化来污染

808
00:40:40,633 --> 00:40:43,112
是…对…好

809
00:40:43,153 --> 00:40:44,672
徐老爷说得对

810
00:40:44,833 --> 00:40:48,832
我们一定要有祖先传统的美德

811
00:40:49,353 --> 00:40:54,512
一定要永远永远保持子虚镇的美德

812
00:40:54,673 --> 00:40:56,632
对，好…

813
00:40:56,673 --> 00:40:58,312
子虚镇就因为有你这种人

814
00:40:58,353 --> 00:41:00,072
才没有文明，没有进步

815
00:41:00,113 --> 00:41:01,632
对 就是

816
00:41:03,233 --> 00:41:04,912
你还讲进步

817
00:41:05,113 --> 00:41:07,112
那你现在很进步

818
00:41:07,553 --> 00:41:10,992
进步得跟雅香院的姑娘们
都玩在一块儿了

819
00:41:11,113 --> 00:41:13,752
你说甚么…你说我们

820
00:41:13,833 --> 00:41:15,872
干甚么，好了…

821
00:41:16,313 --> 00:41:18,472
人与人之间应该无分彼此

822
00:41:18,513 --> 00:41:20,312
凡事要讲良心

823
00:41:20,433 --> 00:41:23,712
不会像你这样的人
包烟包赌，为害百姓

824
00:41:23,753 --> 00:41:24,952
是啊 对

825
00:41:24,993 --> 00:41:26,072
就是 甚么

826
00:41:26,153 --> 00:41:28,672
你，你说我为害百姓

827
00:41:28,873 --> 00:41:33,592
各位…你们大家说

828
00:41:34,273 --> 00:41:35,752
我甚么时候害过你们呢

829
00:41:35,793 --> 00:41:36,792
贾镇长说的很有道理嘛

830
00:41:36,873 --> 00:41:38,352
没有…

831
00:41:38,433 --> 00:41:39,792
各位…不要听何太大胡说

832
00:41:39,793 --> 00:41:40,792
各位…不要听何太大胡说

833
00:41:40,993 --> 00:41:44,072
知不知道贾镇长
为甚么要开烟馆开赌呢

834
00:41:44,153 --> 00:41:46,112
是有原因的，谢谢你们

835
00:41:46,273 --> 00:41:47,032
因为

836
00:41:47,073 --> 00:41:49,672
他全为了我们子虚镇的福利着想

837
00:41:50,033 --> 00:41:52,432
大家想想，我们子虚镇每年呢

838
00:41:52,633 --> 00:41:55,192
修路、筑桥、起祠堂

839
00:41:55,313 --> 00:41:57,712
那来那么多钱呢，你们想想

840
00:41:57,833 --> 00:41:59,512
我们每家都给钱的嘛

841
00:41:59,633 --> 00:42:01,272
那点钱管屁用

842
00:42:01,473 --> 00:42:02,512
坐下

843
00:42:03,153 --> 00:42:04,552
最大的一份

844
00:42:04,673 --> 00:42:07,672
就是赌场跟云雾阁抽的税

845
00:42:07,833 --> 00:42:10,112
你们说不是为了全镇的福利着想吗

846
00:42:10,193 --> 00:42:12,712
所以，子虚镇绝对不可以戒赌

847
00:42:12,913 --> 00:42:13,992
绝对不可以戒烟

848
00:42:14,153 --> 00:42:15,392
别吵

849
00:42:15,593 --> 00:42:18,152
包烟包赌根本是为害百姓

850
00:42:18,833 --> 00:42:19,872
笑甚么你

851
00:42:21,993 --> 00:42:23,592
没事…

852
00:42:23,753 --> 00:42:26,112
大家请坐下，请坐下

853
00:42:26,153 --> 00:42:28,952
请坐，请坐下，请坐下

854
00:42:29,913 --> 00:42:30,672
各位

855
00:42:30,993 --> 00:42:34,552
你们自己问问你们自己的良心

856
00:42:34,913 --> 00:42:38,872
我这个做镇长的
甚么时候对不起过你们大家

857
00:42:40,193 --> 00:42:42,392
就好像上一次

858
00:42:42,753 --> 00:42:45,272
有土匪来到我们这里

859
00:42:46,073 --> 00:42:50,552
我为了你们，我连觉都没得睡

860
00:42:50,753 --> 00:42:52,072
奔波劳碌

861
00:42:52,473 --> 00:42:56,312
还有，我冒了生命的危险

862
00:42:56,553 --> 00:42:58,632
去跟土匪谈判

863
00:42:58,873 --> 00:43:01,072
你…你们说

864
00:43:01,233 --> 00:43:02,832
我到底为甚么

865
00:43:04,273 --> 00:43:07,392
如果我真的是有心害你们

866
00:43:07,633 --> 00:43:12,072
我今天还会站在这儿
跟大家说这些话吗

867
00:43:12,193 --> 00:43:15,432
你们说是不是，是不是

868
00:43:22,633 --> 00:43:36,992
贾伟仁万岁…

869
00:43:37,153 --> 00:43:38,152
你狡辩

870
00:43:38,233 --> 00:43:38,912
你卑鄙

871
00:43:39,433 --> 00:43:40,392
别吵

872
00:43:43,393 --> 00:43:44,512
怎么回事

873
00:43:44,633 --> 00:43:48,472
刚才你们两位所说的
都是各抒己见嘛

874
00:43:48,593 --> 00:43:50,712
何必大动肝火呢

875
00:43:51,353 --> 00:43:53,752
各位乡亲父老

876
00:43:54,233 --> 00:43:58,552
刚才两位候选人的演词相当的动听

877
00:44:04,833 --> 00:44:05,912
好了

878
00:44:06,113 --> 00:44:09,792
明天各位乡亲父老
在正午过了之后

879
00:44:10,033 --> 00:44:12,632
就可以到乡公所那里去投票

880
00:44:12,913 --> 00:44:16,872
你们喜欢那个做镇长
就投他的一票

881
00:44:17,513 --> 00:44:18,712
现在大家可以走了，散会

882
00:44:20,913 --> 00:44:22,672
贾老爷万岁

883
00:44:22,713 --> 00:44:30,112
何太大万岁