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小娜

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在想甚么？不高兴

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你又来找我干甚么

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我为甚么不能来找你

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你没听见他们怎么说吗

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他们怎么说是他们的事

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我也感到奇怪

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他们大家一看见我
就指手画脚的在笑

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原来以为, 原来以为我

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真是坏蛋

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我相信你

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你会信我说的话吗

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是

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可是如果你跟我在一起

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他们会连你也说的

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我不怕

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人家怎么说我不会相信的

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就算是真的

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我也不会介意

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因为我喜欢你

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向西

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查理士…

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查理士 你怎么了，查理士

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我干甚么

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我不知道你干甚么

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梦游，我肯定是梦游

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梦游？

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如果我不是梦游
我怎么会在这儿呢

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是不是
不过以前我没见你梦游过

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是 你怎么会梦游

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怎么会呢

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没，没事…等等

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小娜，我有没有吓着你

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你吓着她了

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有呀

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有呀？

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吓死我了

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你怎么会吓着她呢
我犯了错误，我吓着她了

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我怎么会吓着她呢

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你梦游怎么会爬到这里来呢

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是呀，还会爬墙呢

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对不起，小娜我们先走了

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对不起，史提芬，我们走吧
对不起, OK

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走吧

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不要紧…
我怎么会梦游呢，真是

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奇怪 你怎么会梦游呢

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是呀，真奇怪

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哈喽，你干甚么

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你也是爬墙过来的？

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不是，我学了点魔术

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玩给你看好不好

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好呀

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OK

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没东西，没东西

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登…

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看看

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你这么了不起

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好不好

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好

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我特地变来送给你的

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不行

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我妈说不能要这么贵重的东西的

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不要

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小娜，给你的，收下吧

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不要，你留着以后送给别人吧

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我不要

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我不要 小娜

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快点把碗拿出来嘛

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小娜你拿着吧

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我要先拿碗出去了

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你吃不吃豆腐花

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叫大哥拿给你吃吧

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小娜

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这玩意儿呀，很贵重的啊

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快点告诉大哥

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是向西送的还是想家送的

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你没甚么事吧

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我正在这里想

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他们为甚么突然会对我这么好呢

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我有甚么值得他们对我这么好

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我还以为甚么事呢

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有人对你好难道不好吗

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你不明白的

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你不要以为大哥甚么事都不懂

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我看得出来

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他们两个对你都很有意思的

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快点告诉大哥

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他们两个谁对你最好

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他们两个对我都很好

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不过

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我还是比较喜欢跟向西聊天

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那就是喜欢向西啦，拿来看看

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但是，想家也总是想跟我聊天

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还说要送东西给我

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我不知道怎么跟他说才好

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小娜

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这种事不能拖泥带水的

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干脆一点，要嘛就向西

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要嘛就想家

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要不然会出事的

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你别弄

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趁热喝了它

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怎么了

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是甚么？这么难闻

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是芳姐帮我找了一个祖传秘方

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专门治梦游的，喝吧

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不要客气了

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我煮了大半天了，你喝

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我

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我…我甚么

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梦游很危险的

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说不定你
你爬到房顶上，通的一声摔下来

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我怎么办呢

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我就你一个大哥，喝吧…

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史提芬

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怎么 其实我…

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你喝吧

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你不喝我捏你鼻子灌

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OK

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我喝我喝

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常少爷

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怎么今天那么有空

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有空也关你的事吗

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我关心他一下嘛

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你的残花败柳呢

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怎么不要跟她亲热

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其实我还很佩服你

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肯人弃我取

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给那帮强盗玩过也不介意

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多大方

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你说话尊重点好不好

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是事实嘛

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你是跟白小娜搞在一起

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谁都知道白小娜不是黄花闺女

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真是不知道羞耻呀，常少爷

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她为甚么会这么说

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她胡说的

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你到铺子里去吧

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好

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查理士

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甚么

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没事

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没事

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我们好像做贼一样

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这不是办法，向西

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我知道

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我真不知道怎么跟他说

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他每次提起你就特别高兴

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我怎么开口跟他说呢

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叫他不要想着你？

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他一定接受不了的

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我觉得我看己很坏

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想家对我这么好又这么关心我

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可是我们两个人

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好像串通起来骗他似的

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我从小到大

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从来没跟他争过东西

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但是我不知道为甚么这次会这样做

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我真是不安心

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想家这个人这么好

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你想想办法吧

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有甚么办法呢

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只有走一步算一步了

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我，我又梦游了

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我，我吃了药应该好一点

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你装够了没有

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你们俩想骗我骗到甚么时候

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向西

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史提芬

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你不要说了

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一个对我冷冷淡淡

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说不要我的药酒

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你呢

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你骗我装梦游

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其实两个人在这里谈情说爱

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为甚么你要骗我

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史提芬…

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向西

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史提芬…

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你听我解释好不好

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你就是用床单罩着头也是没用的

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有甚么就开诚布公的说出来

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OK, 你要我说出来是吧

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我现在很气你，在我面前装梦游

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你偷偷地去见小娜

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这是甚么意思

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我还这么好心，找药来医你

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我跟小娜也只是不想你伤心

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你明知道我喜欢小娜

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为甚么要抢走她呢

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总之我是...

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我不知道怎么向你解释

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你记不记得你以前曾经说过甚么

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你说，这辈子呢

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没有老婆也不会喜欢那个小白娜

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又说她那样不好，叉说她这样不好

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你这样对我，是甚么意思

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有时候有些事

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不知道会怎么样的

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我是不想跟你争

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但是我控制不了我自己

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对不起, OK

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好…你说甚么都行了

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你们两个人一起来骗我

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你知不知道

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我现在觉得被人出卖了

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给我自己的大哥出卖了

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你可不可以不要这么小气

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我小气？

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那我就祝福你好不好

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你别说赌气的话了

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为甚么不能够冷静一下

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对不起，我要睡觉，晚安

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晚安

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早，两位

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早

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我想买两瓶花露水

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好

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你自己拿吧

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麻烦你，“吃点粪”

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两瓶是吧，好了

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到那边给钱

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干甚么，两个人好像在赌气似的

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请

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对了，彭专员

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这一次真是要谢谢你了

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别这么说

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其实我要谢谢你们帮我绑行李

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应该的，辛苦了专员大人

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有空希望你再光临我们子虚镇

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一定...

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阿运，阿吉，走吧

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好

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慢走…

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请

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来，要不要帮忙

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不用 不要

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再见…

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好…再见

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再见了

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再见…

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这次招待这个专员花了不少钱

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你放心好了，一定会赚回来的

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你知道应该怎么做

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一定一定

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这太不像话啦

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镇长…镇长在这儿

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镇长…

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这还像话吗

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过桥要给钱，简直是收买路钱嘛

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是

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是…没道理，过桥也要收钱

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是，没道理的

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过桥为甚么要收钱
安静点

255
00:13:55,030 --> 00:13:56,829
大家听我说几句话

256
00:13:57,750 --> 00:14:00,949
既然你们大家这么支持我贾伟仁
是不是

257
00:14:00,990 --> 00:14:01,709
是

258
00:14:01,790 --> 00:14:03,629
你们又选我出来做镇长了

259
00:14:03,790 --> 00:14:04,589
对

260
00:14:04,630 --> 00:14:06,789
对吧，那我这个做镇长的呢

261
00:14:06,870 --> 00:14:08,469
也应该替你们做点事情

262
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,349
是… 说得对

263
00:14:10,590 --> 00:14:11,389
所以呢

264
00:14:11,510 --> 00:14:14,389
从现在开始
决定不收你们的人头税

265
00:14:14,550 --> 00:14:16,989
不是…你要收过桥钱

266
00:14:17,070 --> 00:14:19,869
我每天都要过桥
你说要多少钱给你

267
00:14:19,990 --> 00:14:21,789
我们从太公那代开始

268
00:14:21,830 --> 00:14:22,709
过桥就不收钱的

269
00:14:22,790 --> 00:14:24,749
现在要收钱，是甚么道理

270
00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:27,029
是…甚么道理呀镇长，甚么道理

271
00:14:27,270 --> 00:14:28,749
各位静静

272
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是这样的，你们不明白

273
00:14:33,830 --> 00:14:35,349
我们现在收的那些钱

274
00:14:35,430 --> 00:14:36,749
并不是我们自己要

275
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:38,709
我们全都要拿出

276
00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:40,349
自己还要再贴上一点

277
00:14:40,430 --> 00:14:41,949
我们以后造一条大桥

278
00:14:42,070 --> 00:14:43,469
装璜一下祠堂

279
00:14:43,670 --> 00:14:45,829
这都是为乡民们着想

280
00:14:45,910 --> 00:14:46,589
不错

281
00:14:46,950 --> 00:14:50,549
徐老爷，那你们也不要这么抢钱

282
00:14:50,830 --> 00:14:52,229
每一次都要给钱

283
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:53,949
我们那有那么多钱给

284
00:14:53,990 --> 00:14:55,229
是…

285
00:14:55,310 --> 00:14:58,149
没那么多钱呀…

286
00:14:58,350 --> 00:14:59,829
泠静点冷静点

287
00:15:00,910 --> 00:15:04,509
如果你们对我们现在的政策
有不满意的话，不要紧

288
00:15:04,590 --> 00:15:07,069
只要你们约好了时间来见我

289
00:15:07,310 --> 00:15:09,429
到时候会解答所有的问题

290
00:15:09,670 --> 00:15:10,549
不过现在呢

291
00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:12,269
我有正经事情要办

292
00:15:12,470 --> 00:15:14,029
旺财兄，时间到了

293
00:15:14,270 --> 00:15:16,549
不行，镇长…明明是抢钱嘛

294
00:15:16,630 --> 00:15:21,389
徐老爷…

295
00:15:21,550 --> 00:15:22,989
我不知道，我不知道

296
00:15:23,950 --> 00:15:27,029
过河拆桥我就听说过

297
00:15:27,110 --> 00:15:30,629
过桥要收钱，我可真是没听说过

298
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:34,789
刚才在乡公所
已经把告示贴出来了

299
00:15:35,390 --> 00:15:38,549
我们子虚镇每个人都要过那条桥的

300
00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:41,229
可不是，要我们给这么多钱
甚么理由

301
00:15:41,390 --> 00:15:44,949
还有，我们整天在那儿来来回回
不是花很多钱？

302
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:47,149
是，赚也赚不回来

303
00:15:47,430 --> 00:15:49,189
那我们存的老本钱

304
00:15:49,350 --> 00:15:50,789
都要贴给那条桥了

305
00:15:50,830 --> 00:15:52,509
对

306
00:15:52,670 --> 00:15:56,269
别吵…没有叫你们一群去嘛

307
00:15:56,470 --> 00:16:00,949
到时候要买东西
就派一个代表去买回来

308
00:16:01,310 --> 00:16:02,949
就派一个代表？

309
00:16:02,990 --> 00:16:04,589
你去…你去好了

310
00:16:04,910 --> 00:16:06,709
我不干，不干…

311
00:16:06,790 --> 00:16:07,509
你去算了

312
00:16:07,790 --> 00:16:09,229
要我一个人拿这么东西

313
00:16:09,310 --> 00:16:10,669
那不把我压扁了

314
00:16:10,910 --> 00:16:12,109
那怎么办呢

315
00:16:12,190 --> 00:16:13,189
真的头都疼了

316
00:16:13,310 --> 00:16:14,469
无缘无故

317
00:16:14,590 --> 00:16:16,749
是谁订出这样的规矩，真是的

318
00:16:16,830 --> 00:16:18,949
就是 谁想出来的真是

319
00:16:19,030 --> 00:16:20,109
没有人说话

320
00:16:20,550 --> 00:16:23,309
是，怎么没有人说话呢，真是

321
00:16:23,510 --> 00:16:26,869
芳姐，你为甚么不去问问何大叔呢

322
00:16:26,950 --> 00:16:28,109
他可能有办法

323
00:16:31,830 --> 00:16:33,189
我来跟他说，我来跟他说

324
00:16:33,310 --> 00:16:37,749
何老爷…我们子虚镇
你的口才是最好的

325
00:16:37,870 --> 00:16:40,069
这次你无论如何要劝劝他

326
00:16:40,190 --> 00:16:41,829
是…帮帮忙

327
00:16:43,030 --> 00:16:44,069
是

328
00:16:44,150 --> 00:16:45,949
镇长镇长，劝劝他

329
00:16:46,430 --> 00:16:47,709
镇长是你们投票选出来的

330
00:16:49,390 --> 00:16:51,709
是你们要他出来管理子虚镇的

331
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:54,189
这倒是 现在你们后悔了

332
00:16:54,310 --> 00:16:55,429
太晚了一点吧

333
00:16:55,550 --> 00:16:57,909
我们都不知道贾伟仁是这样的人

334
00:16:58,150 --> 00:16:59,189
这边说自己好

335
00:16:59,270 --> 00:17:00,789
那边又想办法去骗钱

336
00:17:00,870 --> 00:17:01,869
是… 就是

337
00:17:01,950 --> 00:17:03,389
早知道是这样，我就不投他的票

338
00:17:03,630 --> 00:17:05,149
谁知道他这么坏

339
00:17:05,270 --> 00:17:07,989
是；何老爷，你就帮帮忙吧
当初投票的时候

340
00:17:08,030 --> 00:17:09,909
不好好的利用自己的权利

341
00:17:10,150 --> 00:17:12,109
为了亠个大洋就搞成这个样子

342
00:17:12,150 --> 00:17:13,589
当初听我的话就没这个事

343
00:17:14,070 --> 00:17:15,229
我们不知道

344
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:16,589
怎么办呢

345
00:17:16,670 --> 00:17:19,749
太大你就想想办法帮帮大家嘛

346
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:22,069
是

347
00:17:22,270 --> 00:17:25,389
何老爷，我知道是我们不对

348
00:17:25,550 --> 00:17:26,389
是

349
00:17:26,550 --> 00:17:29,469
你看…早知道今天何必当初呢真的

350
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:31,789
你还说... 别吵

351
00:17:31,990 --> 00:17:33,309
你们听我说听我说 就是你

352
00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:37,869
何老爷，那我们现在怎么办呢

353
00:17:39,470 --> 00:17:40,429
怎么办呢

354
00:17:40,910 --> 00:17:43,748
徐旺财跟贾伟仁狼狈为奸

355
00:17:43,910 --> 00:17:46,109
一个有钱、一个有权

356
00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:47,789
你们根本没有办法跟他斗

357
00:17:48,070 --> 00:17:50,589
就是因为这样，我们才求你出面

358
00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:53,949
这里只有你敢反抗徐旺财的

359
00:17:54,030 --> 00:17:55,229
是…不错

360
00:17:55,310 --> 00:17:56,389
我知道我们以前是蠢

361
00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:58,749
希望你帮帮我们

362
00:17:58,910 --> 00:18:01,629
你不想我们血汗钱
被人榨干净是不是

363
00:18:01,710 --> 00:18:02,749
就是嘛 就是

364
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,309
何老爷，你帮帮我们吧

365
00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:06,389
我们真的不知道怎么办

366
00:18:06,630 --> 00:18:07,309
是

367
00:18:07,830 --> 00:18:08,589
帮帮我们

368
00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:10,029
太大

369
00:18:13,470 --> 00:18:15,509
我问你，为甚么过桥要收钱

370
00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:17,269
我要你马上撤销这条苛例

371
00:18:22,070 --> 00:18:24,949
我是这儿的一镇之长

372
00:18:25,190 --> 00:18:28,549
我说的话怎么能够不算数呢，是吧

373
00:18:28,910 --> 00:18:33,469
那我以后怎么可以在村民面前
建立我的威信呢

374
00:18:34,070 --> 00:18:37,109
既然这些村民都投了我神圣的一票

375
00:18:37,310 --> 00:18:40,269
他们应该相信我、支持我

376
00:18:40,430 --> 00:18:43,109
这桥是公家的，要收钱就讲不通

377
00:18:44,630 --> 00:18:45,829
但是这些钱

378
00:18:46,030 --> 00:18:49,669
我也是拿出来用在子虚镇的建设上

379
00:18:49,830 --> 00:18:52,909
我自己一个钱
也不会放在我的口袋里

380
00:18:53,510 --> 00:18:54,829
你就跟抢有甚么分别

381
00:18:56,710 --> 00:18:59,509
身为镇长，简直就是漠视民意

382
00:18:59,590 --> 00:19:00,389
我跟你说

383
00:19:00,510 --> 00:19:03,109
我们子虚镇的人不会过桥的

384
00:19:03,190 --> 00:19:04,229
看你向谁收钱

385
00:19:06,350 --> 00:19:08,229
我可以老实的跟你说

386
00:19:08,350 --> 00:19:11,589
规矩我是绝不会改的

387
00:19:11,710 --> 00:19:14,589
如果你们有事一定要过河的话

388
00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:18,309
你，可以游水过去

389
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:27,789
这个贾伟仁真算厉害

390
00:19:28,350 --> 00:19:29,869
出这一招使我们没有办法

391
00:19:30,790 --> 00:19:31,789
不过我想过了

392
00:19:32,590 --> 00:19:35,189
叫村民筹点钱，另外做一条桥

393
00:19:40,870 --> 00:19:41,829
怎么

394
00:19:45,590 --> 00:19:47,509
你们两个有点不大对劲

395
00:19:49,910 --> 00:19:50,869
向西

396
00:19:51,830 --> 00:19:53,869
大事化小，小事化了

397
00:19:54,430 --> 00:19:55,509
一辈予两兄弟

398
00:19:55,590 --> 00:19:57,269
是，我这辈予就这个兄弟

399
00:19:57,310 --> 00:19:59,149
这个兄弟抢走了我的女朋友

400
00:20:01,310 --> 00:20:02,909
人家把你当朋友

401
00:20:03,070 --> 00:20:04,269
要不是你夹在申间

402
00:20:04,310 --> 00:20:06,269
我们怎么会是做朋友这么简单

403
00:20:06,430 --> 00:20:07,429
别吵

404
00:20:09,870 --> 00:20:12,029
你们两兄弟为一个女孩子吵

405
00:20:12,430 --> 00:20:13,509
世上这么女孩子

406
00:20:13,550 --> 00:20:15,229
没有这个还可以找另外一个嘛

407
00:20:15,470 --> 00:20:17,349
但是这一辈子就两兄弟

408
00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:22,229
一个人拿根筷子 

409
00:20:24,110 --> 00:20:25,469
看看撼不撼得断

410
00:20:29,630 --> 00:20:31,389
个人就等于一根筷子

411
00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:32,629
很容易被城断的

412
00:20:32,710 --> 00:20:34,229
也很容易被人欺负

413
00:20:34,430 --> 00:20:36,749
如果是两兄弟一起就等于两根筷子

414
00:20:36,830 --> 00:20:37,949
拿着

415
00:20:39,110 --> 00:20:40,789
两根筷子就没这么容易撼断了

416
00:20:40,830 --> 00:20:43,149
就等于是两兄弟同心合力
没有人敢欺负你们的

417
00:20:43,230 --> 00:20:44,589
你们试试看，看看折不撼得断

418
00:20:53,790 --> 00:20:57,629
可能，这个筷子材料脆了一点

419
00:20:58,070 --> 00:20:59,509
很容易就城断

420
00:21:00,390 --> 00:21:02,709
但总言之就是，同心合力就没错了

421
00:21:03,990 --> 00:21:04,949
不要说这么多，吃饭吧

422
00:21:14,030 --> 00:21:14,869
爹地说得对

423
00:21:15,070 --> 00:21:16,229
大家住在一个房间

424
00:21:16,390 --> 00:21:17,989
为了个女孩子搞得不愉快

425
00:21:19,550 --> 00:21:21,509
对，兄弟就一个嘛

426
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,869
白小娜的那件事怎么解决呀

427
00:21:26,230 --> 00:21:27,109
我还不知道呢

428
00:21:28,390 --> 00:21:29,709
我也不知道

429
00:21:31,150 --> 00:21:32,349
这样吧，史提芬

430
00:21:32,470 --> 00:21:33,989
我也不想你吃亏

431
00:21:34,190 --> 00:21:36,309
最多以后我不见小娜

432
00:21:37,510 --> 00:21:38,629
我不用你让我

433
00:21:39,270 --> 00:21:40,949
那么这样，大家一起不见

434
00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:43,429
好

435
00:21:43,590 --> 00:21:44,069
一言为定

436
00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:44,749
一言为定

437
00:21:46,150 --> 00:21:47,469
让让，让一让

438
00:21:48,430 --> 00:21:49,149
让让

439
00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:00,189
上那儿去

440
00:22:03,950 --> 00:22:04,669
向西

441
00:22:10,390 --> 00:22:11,549
向西 喂

442
00:22:12,430 --> 00:22:13,429
快点进去

443
00:22:13,950 --> 00:22:14,869
怎么了

444
00:22:15,350 --> 00:22:17,069
今天在街上你也不理我

445
00:22:17,230 --> 00:22:18,629
现在又这么神秘

446
00:22:19,350 --> 00:22:20,909
我

447
00:22:23,470 --> 00:22:24,429
向西

448
00:22:27,830 --> 00:22:29,989
想家，想家

449
00:22:32,110 --> 00:22:33,700
你们俩干甚么

450
00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:14,564
大哥

451
00:23:16,765 --> 00:23:17,844
你是男人

452
00:23:19,165 --> 00:23:20,604
简直是问得多余嘛

453
00:23:22,365 --> 00:23:24,244
男人怎么想，你总应该知道吧

454
00:23:24,925 --> 00:23:26,004
我当然知道

455
00:23:27,965 --> 00:23:31,044
向西和想家他们
最近不知道搞甚么鬼

456
00:23:31,245 --> 00:23:32,884
叫他们他们也不理我

457
00:23:33,125 --> 00:23:34,444
你说他们是不是生我的气

458
00:23:35,005 --> 00:23:35,804
是吧

459
00:23:39,805 --> 00:23:42,604
可能想家不喜欢我跟向西在一超

460
00:23:42,685 --> 00:23:44,164
所以吃醋

461
00:23:46,645 --> 00:23:49,844
也不会
想家不是那些这么小气的人

462
00:23:54,925 --> 00:23:56,484
你到底想问甚么

463
00:23:58,525 --> 00:23:59,564
你真是个男人

464
00:23:59,885 --> 00:24:01,044
大小姐

465
00:24:01,526 --> 00:24:04,405
你问的问题不是
每一个男人都能够回答的

466
00:24:04,405 --> 00:24:06,084
我又没有恋爱过，又没有经验

467
00:24:06,165 --> 00:24:07,884
谁知道他们吃醋还是喝茶

468
00:24:13,685 --> 00:24:16,044
不如这样吧，你还是问问钟伯

469
00:24:16,165 --> 00:24:17,884
他过的桥比我走的路还多

470
00:24:17,965 --> 00:24:19,244
他应该比我清楚

471
00:24:19,365 --> 00:24:20,204
不行

472
00:24:20,365 --> 00:24:21,964
这种事怎么能跟人家说呢

473
00:24:23,765 --> 00:24:25,724
我想他们也不会气我一辈子吧

474
00:24:26,725 --> 00:24:27,844
不要想那么多了

475
00:24:28,045 --> 00:24:29,164
快点搞好，我要拿走了

476
00:24:41,805 --> 00:24:44,164
二姑娘，干甚么生气

477
00:24:44,805 --> 00:24:45,684
不关你的事

478
00:24:46,565 --> 00:24:47,604
是谁惹你生气

479
00:24:49,405 --> 00:24:51,484
我给他一个心，他当作驴肝肺

480
00:24:51,765 --> 00:24:53,524
这个人是谁，这么不要脸

481
00:24:54,605 --> 00:24:57,164
硕坚，你说

482
00:24:57,485 --> 00:24:59,324
你说我到底有甚么不好

483
00:24:59,445 --> 00:25:01,164
我巴经很低声下气了

484
00:25:01,645 --> 00:25:02,444
他居然

485
00:25:02,845 --> 00:25:05,604
他居然喜欢那个残花败柳的死丫头

486
00:25:06,165 --> 00:25:07,564
她是个卖豆腐的

487
00:25:08,445 --> 00:25:09,844
我有甚么比不上她

488
00:25:11,485 --> 00:25:13,404
二姑娘，原来你说来说去

489
00:25:13,445 --> 00:25:14,964
是说常向西

490
00:25:16,685 --> 00:25:17,684
东也好西也好

491
00:25:18,565 --> 00:25:20,804
总之是天下的男人，没有一个好的

492
00:25:21,445 --> 00:25:23,204
你这句话可说得不对了

493
00:25:23,405 --> 00:25:24,964
我可不同，我例外

494
00:25:25,125 --> 00:25:27,284
你怎么能够一竿子打死一船人呢

495
00:25:27,845 --> 00:25:29,404
常向西得罪你是吗

496
00:25:29,485 --> 00:25:31,764
不用怕，我帮你出这口气

497
00:25:40,285 --> 00:25:43,124
有了，我们找人拦途截劫

498
00:25:43,205 --> 00:25:44,364
打断他的脚

499
00:25:44,725 --> 00:25:46,724
不错，我们打歪他的嘴

500
00:25:46,845 --> 00:25:48,364
让他以后做个丑八怪

501
00:25:48,445 --> 00:25:50,044
看他还有女人要他不要

502
00:25:51,085 --> 00:25:53,284
你们两个用脑子行不行

503
00:25:53,765 --> 00:25:54,844
还是老一套

504
00:25:55,045 --> 00:25:57,644
这么简单的事
何必要你们出主意呢

505
00:25:58,885 --> 00:26:00,124
这一次要干的话

506
00:26:00,245 --> 00:26:01,764
要干得轰轰烈烈的

507
00:26:03,285 --> 00:26:04,444
你有主意

508
00:26:04,685 --> 00:26:08,044
我这一次要搞得何太大父子三个人

509
00:26:08,245 --> 00:26:09,884
哭都哭不出来

510
00:26:10,165 --> 00:26:11,204
怎么样，怎么样

511
00:26:36,485 --> 00:26:37,324
二姑娘

512
00:26:38,205 --> 00:26:38,924
硕坚呢

513
00:26:40,445 --> 00:26:41,324
他刚才出去了

514
00:26:42,405 --> 00:26:43,564
阿文阿武呢

515
00:26:43,645 --> 00:26:45,164
一个个溜出去，不干活了

516
00:26:45,445 --> 00:26:47,324
他出去是帮你办事

517
00:26:49,165 --> 00:26:50,764
办事？办甚么事

518
00:26:51,285 --> 00:26:52,684
二姑娘你不记得了

519
00:26:53,045 --> 00:26:55,084
你说要向常向西出气

520
00:26:55,165 --> 00:26:57,244
硕坚叫阿文阿武去烧他的洋货店

521
00:27:12,445 --> 00:27:14,604
爹地叫我拿点肥皂回家
我给忘记了

522
00:27:14,885 --> 00:27:16,124
再去拿吧

523
00:27:38,805 --> 00:27:39,644
有人放火

524
00:27:40,725 --> 00:27:41,484
放火

525
00:27:56,925 --> 00:27:59,564
走…

526
00:28:12,925 --> 00:28:14,084
不要打我，不要打我

527
00:28:18,125 --> 00:28:18,764
你没事吧

528
00:28:19,605 --> 00:28:20,364
没事

529
00:28:21,765 --> 00:28:22,844
救火

530
00:28:32,165 --> 00:28:32,924
你没事吧

531
00:28:33,525 --> 00:28:35,364
死不了，徐小姐

532
00:28:36,245 --> 00:28:37,844
不是的，我真的不知道

533
00:28:37,965 --> 00:28:38,964
你也算狠毒

534
00:28:39,125 --> 00:28:40,804
叫人来烧我们的铺子

535
00:28:40,925 --> 00:28:42,244
我说了不知道，我…

536
00:28:42,285 --> 00:28:43,204
女人我见过不少

537
00:28:43,365 --> 00:28:45,444
像你这么毒的，我没有见过

538
00:28:49,085 --> 00:28:51,964
我好心来看你，你竟然敢骂我

539
00:28:52,285 --> 00:28:55,524
你叫人来烧我们的铺子，还说好心

540
00:28:58,685 --> 00:29:00,964
你没凭没据，为甚么说是我干的

541
00:29:04,525 --> 00:29:06,964
我认得出烧铺子那个坏蛋

542
00:29:07,285 --> 00:29:09,124
肯定是你主使的

543
00:29:14,325 --> 00:29:16,284
我长这么大没被人打过

544
00:29:16,925 --> 00:29:18,844
何想家你有种

545
00:29:19,525 --> 00:29:20,364
来

546
00:29:30,005 --> 00:29:31,604
查理士，回家

547
00:29:32,925 --> 00:29:33,724
疼

548
00:29:34,205 --> 00:29:35,044
对不起

549
00:30:03,845 --> 00:30:04,964
青青，正好

550
00:30:05,165 --> 00:30:07,204
我正帮你做了件伟大的事

551
00:30:07,965 --> 00:30:09,804
我帮你出了一口气

552
00:30:10,165 --> 00:30:11,604
这一次甚么仇都报了

553
00:30:13,605 --> 00:30:14,524
卑鄙

554
00:30:22,205 --> 00:30:23,364
怎么？疼不疼

555
00:30:24,085 --> 00:30:25,004
好多了

556
00:30:25,925 --> 00:30:27,644
对了，史提芬，不要跟干爹说

557
00:30:27,845 --> 00:30:28,804
我知道了

558
00:30:29,725 --> 00:30:32,124
如果爹地知道是徐旺财那帮人干的

559
00:30:32,285 --> 00:30:33,684
准会翻脸的

560
00:30:35,285 --> 00:30:36,244
如果他问我

561
00:30:37,245 --> 00:30:38,964
我就说你是摔伤的

562
00:30:40,205 --> 00:30:40,884
史提芬

563
00:30:41,485 --> 00:30:42,324
谢谢你

564
00:30:46,005 --> 00:30:48,204
你是为了救我才受伤的

565
00:30:49,845 --> 00:30:52,164
我这一辈子就你一个大哥

566
00:30:52,325 --> 00:30:54,364
我没有女朋友可以再找

567
00:30:54,525 --> 00:30:57,684
没有了你，我就找不回来了

568
00:30:58,045 --> 00:30:59,084
是不是

569
00:31:57,605 --> 00:31:58,884
我带了个人来见你

570
00:31:59,165 --> 00:32:00,204
你又想玩甚么

571
00:32:07,965 --> 00:32:09,324
我已经跟她解释清楚了

572
00:32:09,605 --> 00:32:10,804
你们慢慢谈吧

573
00:32:11,285 --> 00:32:12,924
不要管我，我有很多事情要做

574
00:32:17,245 --> 00:32:18,204
随便坐

575
00:32:23,765 --> 00:32:24,764
你没甚么事吧

576
00:32:29,005 --> 00:32:30,604
想家甚么都告诉我了

577
00:32:32,045 --> 00:32:37,764
你，你们高兴就一起来找我

578
00:32:37,925 --> 00:32:40,284
不高兴就一起不理我，不认识我

579
00:32:41,845 --> 00:32:42,444
说明

580
00:32:42,485 --> 00:32:44,764
如果再有下一次
我一定不会原谅你们的

581
00:32:49,565 --> 00:32:51,084
不过这一次就算了

582
00:32:59,005 --> 00:32:59,844
好好吃

583
00:33:34,863 --> 00:33:36,982
谈完了？小娜呢

584
00:33:37,463 --> 00:33:39,862
她走了，她说你是好人

585
00:33:41,143 --> 00:33:42,902
其实她对我们两个都这么好

586
00:33:44,023 --> 00:33:45,222
那就是不同了

587
00:33:45,703 --> 00:33:48,182
她对我再好也是好朋友

588
00:33:49,143 --> 00:33:50,302
不过你就不同了

589
00:33:50,863 --> 00:33:53,222
她把你当作是她的老公

590
00:33:53,863 --> 00:33:54,902
别傻了

591
00:33:56,303 --> 00:33:58,262
其实，是你先喜欢小娜的

592
00:33:59,583 --> 00:34:03,102
我不能这样做，还是…

593
00:34:03,223 --> 00:34:05,142
你不是想把她让给我吧

594
00:34:05,183 --> 00:34:06,902
我不干，留给你吧

595
00:34:07,023 --> 00:34:08,502
她又吱吱喳喳又泼辣

596
00:34:08,983 --> 00:34:12,742
NO...不过这样

597
00:34:12,943 --> 00:34:14,542
你以后不要在我面前诉苦了

598
00:34:14,543 --> 00:34:15,662
你以后不要在我面前诉苦了

599
00:34:17,183 --> 00:34:20,062
OK? 另外, 你要帮帮我

600
00:34:20,423 --> 00:34:22,342
多给我点时间认识女孩子

601
00:34:24,543 --> 00:34:25,462
是不是说真的

602
00:34:26,423 --> 00:34:27,662
当然不是

603
00:34:29,183 --> 00:34:31,022
不过我认为，你跟小娜已经那么好

604
00:34:31,023 --> 00:34:31,982
不过我认为，你跟小娜已经那么好

605
00:34:32,383 --> 00:34:34,542
如果我继续阻止你，这样

606
00:34:34,663 --> 00:34:36,222
就是就是我不对

607
00:34:36,943 --> 00:34:39,022
所以说呢，我祝福你

608
00:34:39,823 --> 00:34:40,742
史提芬

609
00:34:40,943 --> 00:34:42,102
真是谢谢你

610
00:34:42,543 --> 00:34:43,062
你不要说得这么好

611
00:34:43,063 --> 00:34:43,782
你不要说得这么好

612
00:34:44,303 --> 00:34:46,142
如果我听到你有甚么对不起她

613
00:34:46,223 --> 00:34:48,422
我，我不会放过你的

614
00:34:51,463 --> 00:34:53,582
你知不知道
我养的都是又肥叉壮的小猪

615
00:34:53,703 --> 00:34:54,782
很多人都跟我买

616
00:34:54,863 --> 00:34:57,262
大家都说我那些猪好
饲料好就养得好

617
00:34:57,343 --> 00:34:57,982
是...

618
00:34:58,223 --> 00:34:58,982
就是

619
00:34:59,303 --> 00:35:02,422
先别走，知不知道今天甚么日子

620
00:35:02,503 --> 00:35:03,502
初一 初一嘛

621
00:35:03,743 --> 00:35:04,342
今天给钱

622
00:35:04,503 --> 00:35:05,302
知道就好了

623
00:35:07,223 --> 00:35:09,542
对，真的今天要给钱？

624
00:35:09,663 --> 00:35:12,782
谁要过河谁就要给钱，知道吗

625
00:35:13,743 --> 00:35:16,502
大哥，我要担菜过去那边卖

626
00:35:16,583 --> 00:35:17,822
卖了才有钱

627
00:35:17,903 --> 00:35:19,102
回来给钱行不行

628
00:35:19,703 --> 00:35:22,222
不行，有钱才能过，知道吗

629
00:35:22,823 --> 00:35:24,062
真是这样的？

630
00:35:24,463 --> 00:35:26,342
早知道贾伟仁这么没有心肝

631
00:35:26,463 --> 00:35:28,222
我们就不选他做镇长了

632
00:35:28,303 --> 00:35:29,822
是，早知道我才不选他呢

633
00:35:29,863 --> 00:35:32,862
我的侄女在那边要生孩子

634
00:35:32,903 --> 00:35:34,062
我今天一定要去看她的

635
00:35:34,143 --> 00:35:35,142
是，过去

636
00:35:35,263 --> 00:35:36,342
管不了那么多

637
00:35:36,543 --> 00:35:38,622
我们是奉了镇长的命令

638
00:35:38,663 --> 00:35:39,822
收了钱才能过河

639
00:35:39,903 --> 00:35:41,302
谁不交钱就把他抓起来

640
00:35:43,543 --> 00:35:44,902
那我给你

641
00:35:45,103 --> 00:35:45,742
快点给

642
00:35:45,823 --> 00:35:46,382
好了

643
00:35:46,583 --> 00:35:48,742
快点给…

644
00:35:49,823 --> 00:35:50,702
大家都不要给

645
00:35:51,743 --> 00:35:52,862
为甚么不要给

646
00:35:54,983 --> 00:35:55,822
为甚么不要给呀

647
00:35:58,023 --> 00:35:58,942
真是的

648
00:35:59,983 --> 00:36:01,462
如果大家不想被人家骗钱呢

649
00:36:02,223 --> 00:36:04,022
我们就用木筏过河好了

650
00:36:04,303 --> 00:36:06,302
来，帮忙，快 

651
00:36:06,663 --> 00:36:07,622
木筏过河？

652
00:36:07,623 --> 00:36:08,262
木筏过河？

653
00:36:08,343 --> 00:36:09,102
甚么叫木筏

654
00:36:15,063 --> 00:36:15,542
真行

655
00:36:16,143 --> 00:36:16,862
来

656
00:36:20,383 --> 00:36:21,102
真不错

657
00:36:21,423 --> 00:36:22,742
怎么过

658
00:36:22,823 --> 00:36:24,062
来，绑紧一点，绑紧一点

659
00:36:25,503 --> 00:36:26,422
各位叔伯兄弟

660
00:36:26,503 --> 00:36:29,902
想过河的就像我这样拉过去, OK

661
00:36:30,223 --> 00:36:32,022
好…

662
00:36:32,343 --> 00:36:33,422
好好玩 挺好的嘛

663
00:36:34,143 --> 00:36:39,222
真好，又不是小船，真好

664
00:36:39,823 --> 00:36:41,502
以后过河也不用交钱了

665
00:36:42,223 --> 00:36:43,462
是…

666
00:36:43,823 --> 00:36:45,142
过河就不要交钱了

667
00:36:45,303 --> 00:36:46,222
是

668
00:36:46,783 --> 00:36:47,862
大家排队，大家排队

669
00:36:47,943 --> 00:36:50,942
我先…

670
00:36:51,063 --> 00:36:52,942
你好样的，我回去告诉镇长去

671
00:36:53,263 --> 00:36:56,302
随便，我是为民请命

672
00:36:57,103 --> 00:36:57,782
太好了

673
00:36:57,983 --> 00:36:59,662
两个两个排队，不要挤

674
00:36:59,863 --> 00:37:00,862
让我先

675
00:37:01,103 --> 00:37:02,662
甚么？他真的这么干

676
00:37:03,023 --> 00:37:04,222
是

677
00:37:04,983 --> 00:37:05,942
旺财兄

678
00:37:06,583 --> 00:37:07,662
何太大这个人

679
00:37:07,903 --> 00:37:10,382
现在是越来越不像话了

680
00:37:10,543 --> 00:37:11,542
再这样下去

681
00:37:11,663 --> 00:37:14,022
我们以后没办法弄到钱了

682
00:37:14,383 --> 00:37:16,622
你也是，你们真的没有用

683
00:37:16,863 --> 00:37:18,262
他踩到你脑袋上撒尿了

684
00:37:18,423 --> 00:37:20,022
你还不能踩到他脑袋上撒尿

685
00:37:23,743 --> 00:37:26,662
老爷，你不必生气，稍安勿躁

686
00:37:27,063 --> 00:37:28,782
他们有办法，我们也有办法

687
00:37:29,063 --> 00:37:31,262
何太大搞不出甚么花样

688
00:37:31,343 --> 00:37:33,222
是吗？马上跟我想个办法

689
00:37:33,383 --> 00:37:35,862
烧掉他的老猫胡子烧得他光光的
出这口气

690
00:37:38,223 --> 00:37:40,182
怎么办呢 过不了河

691
00:37:40,263 --> 00:37:41,102
叉过不去了

692
00:37:41,623 --> 00:37:43,462
想想办法吧 是

693
00:37:43,823 --> 00:37:45,182
这个怎么办呢

694
00:37:47,103 --> 00:37:48,542
你是有办法的

695
00:37:49,143 --> 00:37:50,382
怎么你们都在这里

696
00:37:50,583 --> 00:37:51,822
是，你也想过河吗

697
00:37:52,023 --> 00:37:54,502
当然是过河，难道看凤景

698
00:37:54,623 --> 00:37:55,782
你想想办法嘛

699
00:37:56,183 --> 00:37:57,462
真是的

700
00:38:02,383 --> 00:38:03,222
九斤叔

701
00:38:03,343 --> 00:38:05,022
如果能过，我们早就过去了

702
00:38:05,103 --> 00:38:07,382
不知道那个坏蛋弄坏了这个木筏子

703
00:38:07,423 --> 00:38:08,702
简直是害人

704
00:38:11,703 --> 00:38:12,262
还笑

705
00:38:12,783 --> 00:38:15,982
这糟了，我也赶着过河买猪糠的

706
00:38:23,143 --> 00:38:25,422
坚少，我也想过河

707
00:38:25,503 --> 00:38:27,622
是…我们想过河

708
00:38:28,143 --> 00:38:28,782
不好意思

709
00:38:29,343 --> 00:38:31,262
昨天过河是收一个钱

710
00:38:31,623 --> 00:38:33,782
不过今天涨价了，不好意思

711
00:38:36,503 --> 00:38:38,302
这么贵，三钱

712
00:38:38,663 --> 00:38:39,542
三钱

713
00:38:39,663 --> 00:38:42,902
太过份了，马上坐地起价

714
00:38:43,383 --> 00:38:45,742
就是，你这是趁火打劫嘛

715
00:38:45,903 --> 00:38:47,262
就是

716
00:38:47,383 --> 00:38:48,422
趁火打劫了

717
00:38:48,783 --> 00:38:50,262
不像话

718
00:38:51,103 --> 00:38:52,702
千万不要这么说

719
00:38:53,423 --> 00:38:55,022
我没逼你们过河

720
00:38:55,103 --> 00:38:56,702
不愿意的话，你们可以游水过去

721
00:38:56,783 --> 00:38:57,782
一个钱也不收

722
00:38:58,183 --> 00:38:59,342
难道真要游水过去

723
00:39:01,063 --> 00:39:03,382
岂有此理，这成甚么世界

724
00:39:03,983 --> 00:39:05,982
他们存心破坏，想坐地起价

725
00:39:06,303 --> 00:39:09,342
徐旺财和贾伟仁有甚么干不出来的

726
00:39:09,783 --> 00:39:11,102
这还有天理吗

727
00:39:11,623 --> 00:39:12,742
有我何太大在这里

728
00:39:12,903 --> 00:39:15,222
他们别想指望一手遮天，鱼肉乡民

729
00:39:15,583 --> 00:39:16,622
爹地，你现在去那里

730
00:39:17,103 --> 00:39:18,622
我要找贾伟仁讲道理去

731
00:39:18,823 --> 00:39:20,382
干爹，没用的

732
00:39:20,503 --> 00:39:21,022
是

733
00:39:21,103 --> 00:39:22,142
我们来子虚镇这么久

734
00:39:22,223 --> 00:39:23,902
跟贾伟仁争论了十几次

735
00:39:23,983 --> 00:39:25,342
那一次有结果的

736
00:39:25,703 --> 00:39:27,382
他们根本不讲道理的

737
00:39:28,703 --> 00:39:30,582
当初以为徐旺财很坏

738
00:39:30,823 --> 00:39:32,782
谁知道贾伟仁更坏

739
00:39:32,903 --> 00:39:37,342
他们狼狈为奸，还恬不知耻

740
00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:40,542
爹地，恬不知耻是甚么

741
00:39:40,663 --> 00:39:41,982
就是不知道羞耻

742
00:39:42,543 --> 00:39:44,142
干爹，怎么恬不知耻

743
00:39:44,223 --> 00:39:44,942
是

744
00:39:45,943 --> 00:39:47,542
他一个老婆两个人用

745
00:39:50,063 --> 00:39:50,862
本来我不想说的

746
00:39:51,903 --> 00:39:55,222
那次我跟你去看婉君表妹的时候

747
00:39:56,103 --> 00:40:00,182
我看见贾伟仁鬼鬼祟祟地
从徐旺财的二姨太房间走出来

748
00:40:00,343 --> 00:40:02,582
这就是说贾伟仁跟他二姨太通奸了

749
00:40:04,983 --> 00:40:06,102
这我也不敢肯定

750
00:40:06,703 --> 00:40:09,782
贾伟仁这么凤流，那就有好戏看了

751
00:40:59,103 --> 00:41:00,062
给你吓死我了

752
00:41:01,463 --> 00:41:02,382
怕甚么呢

753
00:41:03,703 --> 00:41:05,302
我们又不是第一次

754
00:41:07,223 --> 00:41:09,102
坐下…

755
00:41:13,263 --> 00:41:15,342
我今天心里老是不踏实

756
00:41:15,463 --> 00:41:17,622
总好像要出甚么事的

757
00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:21,582
你不要每天总是疑神疑鬼的嘛

758
00:41:21,903 --> 00:41:24,422
其实这里是最安全的了，是不是

759
00:41:25,863 --> 00:41:29,142
所以说，不管是为公为私

760
00:41:29,263 --> 00:41:32,022
我都要把那间学堂给封掉

761
00:41:35,623 --> 00:41:36,862
不要这样

762
00:42:39,263 --> 00:42:40,942
哈喽，这么巧

763
00:42:41,143 --> 00:42:41,662
这个小杂种

764
00:42:41,743 --> 00:42:42,742
应该怎么叫你才对

765
00:42:43,423 --> 00:42:44,982
徐乌龟还是徐绿帽

766
00:42:45,023 --> 00:42:47,222
你个小杂种，你再胡说我揍你

767
00:42:47,783 --> 00:42:50,262
对不起，我不应该叫你做徐乌龟

768
00:42:50,463 --> 00:42:54,302
其实，不要我说了，你还是乌龟

769
00:42:54,983 --> 00:42:55,982
你还敢胡说

770
00:42:56,023 --> 00:42:57,222
我把你剁成肉酱喂鸡

771
00:42:58,263 --> 00:43:01,022
你的二姨太在外面跟人家亲热

772
00:43:01,223 --> 00:43:02,662
你不是乌龟是甚么

773
00:43:02,903 --> 00:43:04,342
她没告诉你吗

774
00:43:05,663 --> 00:43:07,862
你这个小杂种，你试再说，你

775
00:43:08,823 --> 00:43:11,422
徐老爷。我真是为你难过

776
00:43:11,623 --> 00:43:12,742
连老婆都管不了

777
00:43:12,943 --> 00:43:17,262
一顶绿帽子，从头戴到脚下

778
00:43:17,503 --> 00:43:18,742
戴得你都昏了

779
00:43:18,983 --> 00:43:21,702
甚么真，甚么假都分不清楚了

780
00:43:21,903 --> 00:43:22,942
可怜

781
00:43:23,103 --> 00:43:23,942
你给我住嘴

782
00:43:24,223 --> 00:43:26,782
我老婆这么贤良淑德，不会这样的

783
00:43:27,583 --> 00:43:30,462
你老婆天生的一对桃花眼

784
00:43:30,703 --> 00:43:32,542
你查清楚再骂我吧

785
00:43:32,623 --> 00:43:34,942
我吃的盐比你吃的饭多

786
00:43:35,023 --> 00:43:36,422
要你教我怎么看女人

787
00:43:37,143 --> 00:43:37,862
好

788
00:43:37,983 --> 00:43:40,662
你老婆现在在农舍跟人家幽会了

789
00:43:40,983 --> 00:43:41,742
你不相信我

790
00:43:42,903 --> 00:43:44,142
那你就亲自去看看吧

791
00:43:47,143 --> 00:43:48,742
OK, 我要先走了, 拜拜

792
00:43:51,863 --> 00:43:53,062
拜拜

793
00:43:54,543 --> 00:43:55,662
根本不可能

794
00:43:56,303 --> 00:43:57,782
小曼都不是这种人嘛

795
00:44:00,943 --> 00:44:03,342
子虚镇有谁敢碰我的老婆