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这么晚上来

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很闷,想找个人聊聊天

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是不是藏着女人不方便

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不怕地方简陋就请进来坐

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想不到吧,其实看看大厦外观

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就猜到里面也就这样了

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还可以 坐吧

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差点忘了,原来你破产了

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如果不破产

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也不会跟这种人打工

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刚煮好咖啡,要不要喝点

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怪不得这么香,好

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为什么你不让阿侠帮你还债

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我自己欠的债

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为什么让别人来帮我还

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我又不是没有能力

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话不能这么说

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再怎么说你也是公司行政总裁

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我不觉得这儿有什么不好

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住惯了觉得也挺舒服的

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谢谢

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现在让我住大房子反而不习惯

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走来走去,走得腿都累了

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到底找我有什么事

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这咖啡很香

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你说我是不是犯贱 不是

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我知道你肯定会这么回答

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你问一个犯贱之人

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自己犯不犯贱

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你也知道答案是什么了

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我刚才去找过阿侠

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我觉得自己真的很了解他

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我知道他现在的心情

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如果不在家会去哪里

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他是不是叫你将我住的房子

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转到我名下

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还有一辆车

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还有一张没有限额的黑卡

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还有这么多东西

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真有点舍不得

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希文 不用了

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我跟阿侠说过我什么也不要

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但这是阿侠的… 一片心意

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他的心意我心领了

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其他的我不会要

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你到底跟他聊了些什么

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没什么

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我刚才还踢了他屁股两下

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踢得他差点喊救命

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所有的一切都了结了

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从明天早上睡醒开始

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我要重新开始生活

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所有的一切都重新开始

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来,跟我干杯 干杯

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好朋友

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我们一直都是好朋友

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太晚了,不妨碍你休息了

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其实我要谢谢你

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永远在我最需要人陪伴

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最不开心的时候

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你都在我的身边

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我们是好朋友

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其实我知道你最近很烦

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我想你早上

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还要去料理你父亲的丧事

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我看过报纸了,大奇迹日那天

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你爸爸和我爸爸一样

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输掉了全部财产

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你这么累还让你一晚上

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听我唠叨

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没什么,都过去了

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更何况我跟我爸爸

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一向感情都不太好

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他甚至没有抚养过我

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我只是尽自己的责任而已

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你说是不是天理循环

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可能吧

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我爸爸当年做过交易所的主席

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的确跟阿侠的爸爸斗过

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不过他现在什么仇都报了

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我们可以安心了

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不管怎么样,谢谢你

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谢谢

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对了,如果我找到新的工作

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我请你吃饭,再见 再见

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我怕了你

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明天我就算倾家荡产

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也要给你做一顿好吃的好不好

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吃饭了,臭婆娘

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吃饭了

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我是少梅的老朋友

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所以大家都说应该由我致悼词

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我想了很久也不知说什么才好

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少梅是我最怀念的好朋友

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我想我至死都会记得她

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她第一次请我吃东西是吃蛋糕

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吃的时候我觉得味道有点怪

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她后来才告诉我

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那个蛋糕只不过才放了七天

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时间不是很长还可以吃

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叫我别浪费

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结果我们便一块被送进医院

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其实有时候我很生守财奴的气

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你们都知道,我整天发脾气

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她却整天笑呵呵的

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搞得好像我很难相处似的

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我曾经问过她

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为什么你总是笑呵呵的

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结果答案是,笑又不用钱

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不过我想她今天笑不出来

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因为她的这副棺木真的很贵

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阿侠,天快黑了

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我好像听到有人唱“红河村”

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(人们说你就要离开村庄)

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你答应我,不管我在不在

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你都要开心地过日子

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我答应你

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(你的眼光比太阳更明亮)

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(照耀在我们的心中)

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一会儿跟我回公司走一走

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你很久没去过了

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什么事这么好笑

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到底为什么

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你怎么了,阿侠

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你没事吧

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我没事,那天丧礼结束之后

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我马上回家搂住我老婆的靠垫

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听着她平时听的歌而入睡

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我希望在梦中见到她

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我梦见我们在海洋公园

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玩得很开心

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我们还去打秋千

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我负责推秋千

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玩得很开心,我们不停地笑

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阿侠,不如找个心理医生看看

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不用,我没有忆妻成狂

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你猜我跟谁打秋千

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不是少梅?

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我跟丁野

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丁野?你跟丁野打秋千?

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那真要找个医生看看 不用

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那个贱人跟我说过

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我们之间的事还没了结

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我一直告诉自己事情已经了结

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但是原来真的没有了结

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他竟然占了守财奴的位子

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而且不只是一晚

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你别想那么多了

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我不逼你上班了,好好休息吧

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你逼我我也不会上班

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你想去哪儿

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我要到守财奴的家乡走一走

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找个人陪你好不好 不用

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我又不是有钱人

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也不怕被人绑架

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你不如担心做梦梦到丁野更好

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我想我跟他之间

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真的不会就这么算了

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丁野的罪名加起来

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随时会坐一辈子牢的

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他不可能再在你面前出现了

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怎么样

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去了几个礼拜有没有想我

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我还以为会问医学交流会的事

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有我们张大医生去肯定没问题

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对了,我们的婚礼

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我想搞得豪华一点 发财了

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怎么了,看见熟人吗

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小学同学

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要不要请他去喝喜酒

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刚才他看见我都认不出来

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你说要不要请

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你真行

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没联络还记得小学同学

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我连他们变成什么样都不知道

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我的记性好

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回到家真是舒服

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你去洗个澡休息一下

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你怎么会买股票

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没什么,最近股市大起大落

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有人说容易赚,就买了几手

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没想到真的赚了几倍

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你怎么不高兴

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我只是随便玩玩

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现在每个人都有几手

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我又不是把全部财产赌下去

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我又没有不高兴

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我是过来看新闻,不说了

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对不起…

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最多以后大家别这么暴躁了

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别生气了…

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我就是跟他买股票赚了几倍

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可惜,钱是赚到了

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但老婆死了

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我认识他 你怎么会认识他

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刚才见了面都不认识的那个

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刚才在车上看见的那个?

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你这个样子

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不是想叫我跟他相认

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然后替你拿内幕消息吧

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别这么看我 我不知道

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警署送来的,稍后他要上庭

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我们要对他进行精神评估

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他唯一见过的人是方新侠

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见过之后就开始有暴力倾向

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所以我想跟方新侠谈谈

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看看他跟他说过什么

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不过也可能跟方新侠无关

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这个丁野古古怪怪地

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我看过他的专访

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他有些理论真是吓死人

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还有,我简直想像不出一个人

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怎能将亲生儿子从楼上推下去

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本来想让你去做

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但是原来你认识有关的人

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那给阿SAM做好吗

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二十年前认识的

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现在见了面认不出来

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就算不认识了

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你刚才还说认识他

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别跟我争了

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我对这个案子很有兴趣

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给我吧

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没办法,张强永远是对的

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谁让我就快娶你做老婆

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谢谢…

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岂有此理

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又是你

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小姐,这些东西是你的吗

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是,是不是妨碍你了

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我搬开点,不好意思

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这也算是搬开吗,小姐

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将就一下吧,几个小时就到了

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小姐,你买了两张票吗

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先生,我觉得有点冷

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你能不能关掉冷气

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你的脸色不太好

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你是不是不舒服

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谁欺负也不行,你欺负就行

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是不是 当然了

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再推高一点

242
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:44,400
先生…

243
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:50,880
什么事,小姐

244
00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:55,000
关了冷气又觉得有点热

245
00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:57,200
你能不能再打开

246
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:03,200
谢谢

247
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:23,360
怎么了,很累吗 不累

248
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:26,920
我多难才等你报了仇天天陪我

249
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:27,920
怎么会累呢

250
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:39,120
先生… 又怎么了

251
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,160
没什么

252
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,040
我看你把自己蜷成一团

253
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:43,320
好像很冷的样子

254
00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:46,080
我想叫你别管我,把冷气关了

255
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:47,920
还有什么一次说完好吗,小姐

256
00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:50,960
没有了…不好意思

257
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:56,120
我梦见丁野时你怎么不叫醒我

258
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:08,680
小姐

259
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:11,920
什么事,先生 没什么

260
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,760
我想叫你看看外面的风景

261
00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:19,400
谢谢你,我正在做噩梦

262
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:22,000
幸亏你叫醒我,谢谢

263
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:28,920
先生,你是不是有话想对我说

264
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:31,200
我觉得很奇怪

265
00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:32,800
你怎么做噩梦还笑,小姐

266
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,640
是吗,我刚才在笑吗

267
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:44,720
先生,我留意你很长时间了

268
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:46,240
你老是用眼睛瞪我

269
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:48,640
你是不是很恨我 不是

270
00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:52,320
你别骗我,我一看你的眼神

271
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:53,320
就知道你不友善

272
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:55,560
而且我一上车你就开始瞪我

273
00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:58,680
小姐,你上车时我正在睡觉

274
00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:00,200
我睡觉怎么瞪你

275
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:01,680
你不拍醒我,我怎么瞪你

276
00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:02,720
你别冤枉我

277
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:04,480
你还说不恨我?

278
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:07,920
你自己都承认瞪我了

279
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,120
本来大家萍水相逢

280
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,760
你为什么生我的气没关系

281
00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:13,800
不过我刚好昨天才发过誓

282
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:15,680
无论别人为什么生我的气

283
00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:16,960
我都要弄清楚

284
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:17,960
因为我容易得罪人

285
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:19,720
否则也不会无缘无故

286
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,840
被人下了格杀令还不知为什么

287
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:24,760
你被人下了格杀令?

288
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,360
是,格杀令

289
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:29,200
我都不知道为什么

290
00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:30,440
所以我一定要知道

291
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,560
我什么地方得罪了你

292
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:34,280
算了,跟你没关系

293
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:36,600
跟我没关系也说来听听

294
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,840
我每次做梦梦到我老婆

295
00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:40,760
你都叫醒我

296
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,600
你知不知我很难梦到我老婆

297
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,560
先生…怪人虽有理

298
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:48,120
我怎么知道你梦见你老婆

299
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:49,320
你也没挂出个牌子

300
00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:50,840
所以我说跟你没关系

301
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,080
是你自己要听而已

302
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:00,760
麻烦各位准备好证件过关

303
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:07,280
先生,麻烦你一会儿过关时

304
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:08,400
帮我拿行李

305
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,280
小姐,你这么麻烦

306
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:12,480
是,是有点麻烦

307
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:13,520
但是我真的行李太多

308
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:16,280
我一个人拿不了,麻烦你…

309
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:17,800
随便吧

310
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:29,880
快轮到我了,自己拿回去

311
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:32,280
算了,帮我拿过关吧

312
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:34,920
什么,我是不是听错了

313
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:37,520
小姐,我跟你不是很熟

314
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:39,560
我为何要无缘无故帮你拿过关

315
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:40,800
我怎么知道里面装的是什么

316
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,600
放心吧,没什么

317
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:45,880
我们刚才聊得很投缘也算很熟

318
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:48,760
帮帮忙吧 这也叫作熟?

319
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,680
好,既然熟就打开看看是什么

320
00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:53,040
我说过没什么

321
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:54,640
你这是不信任我

322
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:56,520
怎么做朋友怎么交心

323
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,000
小姐,你最好弄清楚

324
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:00,680
我一点也不相信你

325
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,280
况且我们也不是朋友

326
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:03,800
没必要交心

327
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:06,000
你叫什么名字我都不知道

328
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:07,840
做朋友?你自己拿吧

329
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:11,080
名字?这容易,我叫郑妙妙

330
00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:12,240
你呢

331
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000
下一位 我过了

332
00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:22,400
只有这些?去哪儿

333
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,000
只有这些

334
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:27,440
那些呢 那些不是我的

335
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:29,400
刚才看你们聊得很高兴

336
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:34,800
谢谢你…

337
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:36,640
打开

338
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:37,760
小姐,这袋东西不是我的

339
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:38,680
打开

340
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:47,360
怎么这么多雨伞

341
00:22:57,320 --> 00:23:00,520
雨伞也要报税,真是过分

342
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:02,040
这算什么世界

343
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:05,200
小姐,仁至义尽,自己拿吧

344
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,480
小姐,我真不知道你怎么回事

345
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:12,760
你带这么多雨伞干嘛

346
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,760
我刚才差点被你吓死,我很怕

347
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:17,680
你说里面有重要东西

348
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:20,400
我还以为是什么,原来是雨伞

349
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:22,000
你说我如果因为偷运雨伞

350
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:23,320
被人抓去坐牢,该有多丢人

351
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,160
别踢,你认为这是雨伞

352
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:30,800
我却视为生命财产,很重要

353
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,640
有多重要 我是潜逃的

354
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:36,480
我只要卖了这些雨伞

355
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:37,480
我就可以翻身了

356
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:40,440
就快到十一月了,谁还买雨伞

357
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:43,840
有,一定有,只要下雨就会有

358
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:47,440
开车了,你们上不上车

359
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:04,600
再见了

360
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:07,440
谢谢你,后会有期

361
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:08,360
恐怕没什么机会

362
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:31,640
救命…为什么拿走我的东西…

363
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:34,600
别多管闲事,方新侠

364
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:36,840
别多管闲事

365
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:38,280
抢东西 住手…

366
00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:41,800
先生 又怎么了

367
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:44,480
我不知道,没什么

368
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:46,920
我走着走着他就好心帮我拿

369
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:49,440
走到这条马路可以摆摊了

370
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:52,000
我就谢谢他们叫他们走

371
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:53,320
好心帮你拿东西?

372
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:55,120
是,什么好心,快给钱

373
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,000
快点给钱… 把钱包拿来

374
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:07,160
解决了,还给你

375
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:16,160
先生,你别走 又怎么了

376
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:17,840
你为什么把我的钱给他们

377
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:20,880
你得罪了人当然要用钱来解决

378
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:22,200
我什么地方得罪他们了

379
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:24,760
小姐,你是不是扮傻瓜

380
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:25,720
他们是民工

381
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,840
民工帮你拿东西是要收钱的

382
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:30,720
他们之前又没说我怎么知道

383
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:37,280
他们之前又没说过要给钱

384
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:39,240
就算去警察局也是我对

385
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:40,960
你为什么把我的钱给他们

386
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,200
你知不知道一百块对我很重要

387
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,160
大姐,我是帮你

388
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:47,560
那些人不是什么好人

389
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:48,560
没等到警察局就对你下手了

390
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:50,720
况且一百块而已

391
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:52,520
我只有不到一千块

392
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:54,160
一百多块买张车票

393
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:57,000
这么多雨伞又要报税,又罚钱

394
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:59,240
我全部财产只剩下这一百块

395
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,360
就是你刚才从钱包拿的一百块

396
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:02,760
你真是个混蛋

397
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,200
你不能怪我,我也是帮你

398
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:06,720
正像你所说你又不挂个牌子

399
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:07,880
说你只剩下一百块

400
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:09,640
你这么说意思是你不必负责任

401
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:11,080
你让我怎么办

402
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:13,240
我身无分文,你叫我怎么办

403
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:16,520
算了,当是我错了…

404
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,920
这样吧,我吃点亏

405
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,400
这里有一百块,我还给你

406
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:24,920
你把我当成什么

407
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:26,080
我虽然没钱,但是我有货

408
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:28,360
只要我们可以把雨伞全卖出去

409
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:29,520
我就可以翻身了

410
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:31,920
什么,我们?

411
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:33,600
我跟你去卖雨伞?

412
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:35,800
当然了,你欠我的

413
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:38,080
再见

414
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,800
我一个人卖不了这么多雨伞

415
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,000
你帮人帮到底

416
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:46,360
你帮我拿到一边摆个摊子

417
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:49,880
小姐,即使我肯帮你卖

418
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:50,840
你看看天气

419
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:54,680
这种天气怎么卖雨伞,怎么卖

420
00:26:55,720 --> 00:27:00,680
卖雨伞…很漂亮的雨伞

421
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,320
不买也随便看看

422
00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:04,640
小姐,有雨伞卖,看看

423
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:08,280
小姐,卖雨伞,不买也看一看

424
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,720
不买也看一看,很漂亮

425
00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:16,320
卖雨伞,很漂亮的雨伞

426
00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:17,640
不买也来看看 小姐…

427
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:18,760
我叫郑妙妙,我现在没空

428
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:20,800
卖雨伞,很漂亮的雨伞

429
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:22,600
我好像还没问你叫什么名字

430
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,640
小姐,看看这雨伞,很漂亮

431
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:26,360
买一把吧,很漂亮

432
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:31,960
颜色多漂亮,有红的,有绿…

433
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,200
颜色又漂亮,对不对

434
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:35,080
我叫小凤

435
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,160
你姓徐? 姓陆

436
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:38,840
我就叫你凤哥

437
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:40,360
很漂亮的雨伞

438
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:42,120
先生,看看漂亮的雨伞

439
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:45,000
下雨的时候很好用,买…

440
00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:48,480
妙妙,我觉得这样不是办法

441
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:50,120
我看你喊到天黑也卖不出一把

442
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:51,880
那你有什么办法

443
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:57,360
你这些货,图案这么难看

444
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,040
你怎么进货的

445
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:01,200
怎么,这图案很漂亮

446
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,080
其实我已经想好计划好了

447
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:05,600
本来想等下雨天

448
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,200
再把这些伞拿出来卖

449
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:10,640
但现在没钱只好便宜点清货

450
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:15,320
如果六十块钱买一送一

451
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:16,240
不是很便宜吗

452
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:18,440
不对,我刚才才听你说

453
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:21,000
你每把雨伞的成本价是三十块

454
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:22,640
你卖六十块钱一把

455
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:24,880
现在你又要买一送一

456
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:25,800
你赚什么

457
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,080
你懂什么,你买过股票吗

458
00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:31,160
现在是有价无市

459
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:33,200
我等钱用当然要套现了

460
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:35,440
难道等到股市跌得停牌

461
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:36,600
我才拿出来卖吗

462
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:38,880
现在卖六十块钱

463
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:40,280
我也可以租个床位

464
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:42,160
你是不是觉得我很有头脑

465
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,480
不如六十九块钱一把买一送一

466
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,160
为什么不七十块钱买一送一呢

467
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,080
喊起来方便点

468
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:52,600
还说自己行

469
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:53,640
这么简单的逻辑你都不懂

470
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:54,960
如果你卖七十块钱一把

471
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,240
就是七十块钱一把

472
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:59,120
如果你卖六十九块还是六字头

473
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,360
人们会觉得六十多块不算太贵

474
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:05,480
应该这样 对…你也很行

475
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:07,960
不如帮忙一起卖雨伞吧

476
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:14,040
不好意思,我只答应帮你抬货

477
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,840
大哥,你就当是玩玩

478
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:19,080
反正你也有空

479
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,920
你帮我想办法,你说完就算了

480
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,560
你是不是怕你的办法不灵

481
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:26,960
我的办法会不灵?

482
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:29,400
小姐,你今天运气好

483
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:30,720
我真的有空

484
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:36,960
同胞,你看看这把伞…

485
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:49,000
走吧,不行了

486
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:50,280
我不走

487
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:52,520
没理由一天连一把伞也卖不出

488
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:53,440
我的雨伞这么漂亮

489
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:55,800
没有了,没有人买了

490
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:56,880
死了这条心吧

491
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:00,400
全都怪你,六十九块

492
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:01,840
早知道就不听你的了

493
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:03,400
六十块钱两把不是更好?

494
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:04,960
我是帮你

495
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:06,280
要不是因为你

496
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:07,600
我一定把这些雨伞全卖出去

497
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:10,200
看你这副寒酸样也不会做生意

498
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:13,520
卖雨伞,卖橙子卖柑子卖橘子

499
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:14,600
我看你都不行

500
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:16,040
肯定是做什么都不行

501
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:17,600
告诉你我做什么生意

502
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:18,720
我怕会吓死你

503
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:20,840
连雨伞你都不会卖

504
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:22,080
还会做什么生意

505
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:24,600
你害人的本事吓死我

506
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:26,480
现在害得我身无分文

507
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:28,600
今天晚上要睡马路…

508
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:29,920
这下子你开心了,安心了

509
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:31,920
我好像还给你一百块了

510
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:34,520
一百块可以住一晚床位

511
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:38,200
但旁边什么男人都有

512
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:40,640
算了,当我怕你了

513
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:41,680
我请你住酒店,总可以了吧

514
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:45,320
住酒店?我不会上你的当

515
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:46,440
你以为我是那种

516
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:47,400
又笨又随便的女人

517
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:51,120
你别想打我的主意,你是坏人

518
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:57,120
你干什么

519
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:58,480
我说过不跟你住酒店

520
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:00,840
帮忙收拾吧

521
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:05,560
你干嘛,想买我?

522
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:07,280
我说过我不是那种女人

523
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:10,400
拿着 不要,我不是妓女

524
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:12,280
你有二百七十六把雨伞

525
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:14,240
我现在用八千五百块全买下来

526
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:16,080
你有钱赚,找个酒店去睡觉吧

527
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:20,200
跟你? 你,你一个人睡

528
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:22,920
这是怎么回事

529
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:25,920
我用钱把你的雨伞全买了

530
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:27,280
这些雨伞跟你就没有关系了

531
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,120
你拿着这些钱喜欢住酒店也行

532
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:30,840
睡马路也好,随你的便

533
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:32,360
我跟你以后再无瓜葛

534
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,040
交易完成,可以走了

535
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,000
可以走了 那我真的走了

536
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:49,720
好像不太好

537
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:55,240
我帮你算过了

538
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:56,720
你把这些雨伞全买下来

539
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:58,480
如果卖不出去就赔大钱了

540
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:00,960
我做生意从来没赔过钱

541
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:03,280
你今天不也是一把也卖不了

542
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:06,080
你放心,没有你十袋也卖得了

543
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:07,520
你可以离我远点了,再见

544
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:09,760
真的可以? 可以

545
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:13,000
我向你交待清楚了

546
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:14,600
谢谢你给我钱

547
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:16,360
希望你把雨伞全卖出去

548
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:24,920
不可能卖不出去

549
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:27,080
几袋雨伞会难倒我?

550
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:14,200
麻烦你,买一张到香港的

551
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:15,480
一百块钱一张

552
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:28,320
只有几千块

553
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,480
回到香港也不够还债

554
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,160
这么辛苦逃出来

555
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,640
来到这儿不知道该去哪儿

556
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:40,080
究竟买不买

557
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,560
没关系,随便看看

558
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:58,720
没关系,挑到合适的为止

559
00:33:58,760 --> 00:33:59,760
有很多款式随便挑

560
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,760
你在这儿干嘛 你还没走?

561
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:11,640
你没钱就别学人家摆阔

562
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:12,920
把雨伞全买下来

563
00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:15,160
这不是钱的问题

564
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:18,400
不是为了钱难道是为兴趣

565
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,120
这个世界有很多东西

566
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,720
比钱重要得多,不过算了

567
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:25,880
总之我买了你的雨伞

568
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:27,200
一定会都卖出去

569
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,600
你为了争一口气?你别傻了

570
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:35,240
你看看这些雨伞的款式过时了

571
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,720
这么花,难看死了,哪有人买

572
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:40,600
那你又进这么多货

573
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:44,080
我不知应该从何说起

574
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:47,600
本来我是跟朋友合伙

575
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:50,000
我朋友本来要的不是这批货

576
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:52,960
但伞厂那边却说… 行了…

577
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:56,080
不用再说了,我全明白了

578
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:00,920
但是我还没说完

579
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:04,040
原因很简单,就是因为你笨

580
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:06,000
你看错人,进错货

581
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:07,960
这些我全不管

582
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,680
反正这些雨伞我一定全卖出去

583
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:13,440
你别再钻牛角尖了,还说我笨

584
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:15,840
你光是卖伞就行了

585
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:17,360
别学人家做生意,炒股票

586
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,920
否则赔钱赔死你,陆小凤

587
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:21,720
我现在知道为何你容易得罪人

588
00:35:23,240 --> 00:35:26,320
我又得罪你了吗,对不起

589
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:30,160
大不了我帮你卖雨伞

590
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:32,800
你说的

591
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:37,720
很漂亮的雨伞三十五块一把…

592
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:40,840
雨伞四十块钱一把

593
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,440
很漂亮的雨伞

594
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:44,000
美女,挑一把雨伞吧

595
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:45,720
很便宜,四十块钱一把

596
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:47,720
三十五块钱一把

597
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:48,640
很漂亮的雨伞

598
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:51,000
三十五块钱一把…

599
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:52,320
小姐,很漂亮的雨伞

600
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:53,560
三十五块钱一把

601
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:54,680
比旁边那个便宜多了

602
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,440
不要,又不下雨,不买

603
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:00,600
三十五块好像也卖不出去

604
00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:04,720
漂亮雨伞三十块钱一把…

605
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,360
四十块钱一把雨伞

606
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:08,720
三十块钱一把,小姐

607
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:10,080
漂亮雨伞三十块钱一把

608
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:11,800
三十块钱一把,先生…

609
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,040
三十块钱一把雨伞,很漂亮…

610
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:15,600
三十块钱一把…

611
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:17,560
小姐,漂亮雨伞三十块钱一把

612
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:18,800
小姐

613
00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:29,640
小姐,这么漂亮的雨伞

614
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:30,560
三十块钱一把

615
00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:35,320
多漂亮,小姐,你看看

616
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:36,400
三十块钱一把

617
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:41,320
你们是一起的?

618
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:43,400
小姐,别乱说话

619
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:45,280
当然了

620
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:46,680
你们两个摊档离得那么近

621
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,240
伞的款式也一样

622
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:50,040
没有道理价钱不同的

623
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:52,960
一定是你故意叫她卖高一点

624
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:54,280
好把你的伞卖出去

625
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:57,400
小姐,先别走

626
00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:02,120
干嘛…

627
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:03,840
叫你别喊那么大声

628
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:05,120
你看穿帮了

629
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:06,040
你被人家看穿了?

630
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:06,960
是你被人家看穿了

631
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,360
那是她聪明,不是我笨

632
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:11,880
把钱包拿过来

633
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:13,760
我又没有说把伞钱退给你…

634
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,680
借一百块,小姐,你等一等

635
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:18,800
快点

636
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,000
你想不想赚点钱

637
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:30,160
行了,你转一圈回来

638
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:31,640
在我这儿买两把雨伞

639
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:32,560
剩下的钱全是你的

640
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,240
一把三十,两把六十

641
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:42,280
那我不是一下子赚四十块?

642
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:44,800
你记住,说我的伞很便宜

643
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:45,920
帮我宣传一下

644
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:49,920
可是我不会说谎

645
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:52,120
不要紧,我现在教你

646
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:53,400
到时候你照说就行了

647
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:03,120
小姐,三十块钱一把

648
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:05,200
很漂亮的雨伞三十块钱一把

649
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:09,720
三十块钱这么贵

650
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:12,080
旁边那个卖四十块钱那么便宜

651
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:18,520
四十块钱这么便宜

652
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:21,760
三十块钱真是划算,我买两把

653
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:26,080
小姐,这么简单的两句话

654
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:27,000
你怎么都说不好

655
00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:29,880
我跟你说了我

656
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:31,080
这人不会说谎的

657
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:33,720
让我来,你站在这儿卖

658
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:42,200
小姐,四十块钱一把这么贵

659
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:45,480
三十块钱一把这么便宜

660
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:47,920
我买两把

661
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:54,400
不如这样吧,你们俩先学学吧

662
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,080
那我还要不要扮走

663
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:03,840
走吧…

664
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:10,520
算了…

665
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:17,880
不如我们商量一下

666
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:18,800
我比她聪明

667
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:21,880
还商量什么,都穿帮了

668
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:23,840
走吧,还笑

669
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:31,880
摆了一整天

670
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,800
摆来摆去一把雨伞也卖不出去

671
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:37,920
都怪刚才那个乡下妹拖累

672
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:40,360
搞得你都中了毒全说错

673
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,080
下次别给人家钱搅和自己摊档

674
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:45,560
人家最后还是把钱还给我了

675
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:47,360
搞得一团糟,她还敢收钱?

676
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,560
好了…少说一句当帮忙

677
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:53,920
你看上她了 你说什么

678
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:55,400
不是吗

679
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,240
你刚才盯着人家看都不眨眼

680
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:58,640
连傻瓜都看出来了

681
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:01,120
怪不得弄得自己什么都说错了

682
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:04,440
她搅和你的摊档你还帮着她?

683
00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:06,400
我帮你看了一天摊

684
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:07,600
站得腿都累了

685
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,400
你连一句客气话也没有

686
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:10,520
你有没有良心

687
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,440
收摊,明天再想办法

688
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:21,440
那个乡下妹

689
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:22,640
你买一把吧

690
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:24,240
三十五块钱很划算的

691
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:26,360
是,我们两个来到这儿

692
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:27,320
钱都花光了

693
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:29,080
再卖不出去我们就要睡马路了

694
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:31,960
好了,反正总是遗失雨伞的

695
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:32,920
买一把吧

696
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:36,000
谢谢…

697
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:40,200
怪不得你刚才怎么也说不对

698
00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:41,440
原来你是同行

699
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:42,720
是不是过来破坏我们

700
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:44,760
小姐,想不到你这么狡猾

701
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:46,720
不是

702
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:48,640
是刚才你们的对白太难记了

703
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:51,760
我一紧张我就记不起来了

704
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:55,480
原来你刚才就是帮这两个人

705
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:56,640
串谋骗人

706
00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:58,400
什么骗…的

707
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:00,480
你现在不也是假扮孕妇骗人吗

708
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:02,720
她是真的,你没事吧

709
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:04,320
你不告诉人家

710
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:05,960
你不说人家怎么知道

711
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:09,200
为什么你的雨伞

712
00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:10,120
跟我的雨伞一样

713
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:11,920
是不是你刚才偷的

714
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:13,680
你说什么,这些雨伞

715
00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:15,440
是我们从乡下拿来卖的

716
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:16,880
我怎会相信你们?

717
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,240
我现在就拿出来一把把地数

718
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:22,320
少了一把我唯你是问

719
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:23,960
好,少菊

720
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,160
你把雨伞拿出来让她认

721
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:27,040
免得人家把我们当成贼

722
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:29,320
好,拿出来好 算了,妙妙

723
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:30,840
什么算了

724
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:32,440
你站到一边去别妨碍我

725
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:33,680
我就不相信不是她们偷的

726
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:52,720
这间餐馆说大不大,说小不小

727
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:55,400
但做出来的东西怎么这么难吃

728
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:57,280
菜凉饭硬,真是的

729
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:01,520
你怎么呆坐着不吃饭,吃吧

730
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:04,960
数过雨伞没少了一把就算了

731
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:06,960
最起码我们没吃亏,对不对

732
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:09,480
这些雨伞卖不出去

733
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:10,800
就当作是破财挡灾

734
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:13,600
你也不用气得吃不下饭吧

735
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:19,920
我知道,你想起那个乡下妹了

736
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:22,680
你说什么

737
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:25,280
你看,一提起那个乡下妹

738
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:27,240
你就有反应,还不是心中有事

739
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:28,880
我在想事情

740
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:32,440
我在想如何才能把雨伞卖出去

741
00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:34,080
我习惯想事情的时候不吃饭

742
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:35,680
也习惯想事情的时候

743
00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:36,960
不喜欢有人打扰我

744
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,440
你可不可以先停一会儿别说话

745
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:45,160
你真的不是为了那个乡下妹?

746
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,480
但是我看出你看她的眼神不同

747
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:49,560
我是多看了她两眼

748
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,000
因为她像一个人,你满意了吧

749
00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:53,160
像谁

750
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:56,480
你再问长问短我就打你

751
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:06,680
追云

752
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:11,360
追魂?你干嘛做这种邪门事

753
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:15,120
不是灵魂的魂,是一块云的云

754
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:18,680
怎么追

755
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:21,080
我刚才听收音机的天气预报

756
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:22,040
说附近有低气压

757
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:24,600
有低气压就有云,有云就有雨

758
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:26,560
我们在下雨的地方卖伞

759
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:29,840
我早就说过等下雨再卖雨伞

760
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,040
用得着不吃饭才想出来吗

761
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:34,400
我要再向你澄清一次

762
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:37,000
不是等雨,是追雨