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志寶這兒好嚇人啊

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不要怕

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這兒有沒有鬼呀

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你不要怕 有我志寶在嘛

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哎呀不行了 我很害怕

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哎你別吵啊

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小心有鬼呀

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別怕別怕 別怕 我幫你擦

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擦乾淨了

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我新買的鞋子

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這些牛真沒家教

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真的有鬼啊

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他還想要我的命啊

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真的?

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我說的真人真事當然是真的了

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誰騙你呀

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哪那麼容易見鬼啊

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你不明白 我天生陰陽眼嘛

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我4歲開始通靈了

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我媽說我有個表舅舅 也是這樣的

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哎呀你是不明白的

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總之我見過的鬼比見女人還多

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那後來怎麼樣?

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怎麼樣 我就走了 我走啊走啊走啊

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走啊走啊走啊走啊

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走到一個破廟裏面

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到了破廟才敢喘氣啊

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那個破廟啊因為日久失修

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所以地下灰塵好多

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當我們以為那鬼沒有追來的時候

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我突然看見地下 奇怪啊

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地下的腳印 一步一步一步 越走越近

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越走越近了 越走越近了

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突然間停下來了

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那個鬼啊 太可怕太可怕

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不過在最危險的時候呢

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急急如律令 出招 我殺殺殺

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志寶因為時間關係我們下次再談了

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我們午夜激情這個節目暫時到這兒

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在我們這個節目結束之前

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我郭偉鐘 送一首羅文好歌送給你

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真是膽小鬼

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豈有此理啊 聽收音機

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沒收 罰200

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來 拿錢

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你不要扭來扭去扮演麥當娜好不好?

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不是啊 喂你看見沒有哇?

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美男子 沒有啊

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不是啊 我說鬼呀 真的是鬼

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你睡醒了沒有?老是說看見鬼了

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是真的 你弟弟說他有陰陽眼

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喂 昨天晚上你們有沒有聽

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我打電話去電臺電話 做節目呀

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有

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那還不算什麼呀 還有更恐怖的

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什麼?

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別吵別吵別吵 安靜一點安靜一點

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聽我說  你們信他呀

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從小整天就會見到鬼

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裝病騙爸爸媽媽不去上學 我知道啊

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他真的有陰陽眼嗎

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可不是

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不是什麼 見到鬼不用上課啊 走吧

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怎麼樣徐導演我們校園的風景好不好

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好是好不過這個租呢就

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價格可以商量

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可以商量嗎  當然了

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那個後面有個山

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是啊是啊 我帶你去看

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好好好

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大胖子疼死我了 你幹什麼

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我自己的功課都沒做完 不能給你抄啊

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不是 功課什麼時候都可以抄

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和你姐姐相處好久了

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有十幾年了

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那你一定知道你姐姐喜歡什麼花?

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花 什麼花?

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你知道的啊 這個猛鬼街第二集

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香港沒得賣的  真的?

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你知道什麼花了?

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當然知道啦 我當然知道了

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我跟你們說昨天連坤夢遊

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聽說還行刺歐陽協成

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真的?  當然了

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是不是上次他打不過你氣瘋了

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不會吧

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星哥 健哥 男哥

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嘴巴這麼甜

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所謂禮多人不怪嘛

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你們現在還進不進得地下密室裏玩

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你聲音這麼大幹嘛?

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密室我們還要用呢

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你們不是空著嗎?

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空著送給你呀

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你想的好

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我們有空還要看電視  就是啊

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明天考試啊今天不看電視

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快去復習  上課啦

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別亂說話啊

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你的褲子啊

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好多人啊 好多人啊

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好多人啊 好多人

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好多人啊 好多人

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好多人啊

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喂你下來

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這麼晚你來幹什麼? 過來

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我問你為什麼開門呀

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我睡不著 出來轉轉嘛

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我問你為什麼開門

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你給我過來

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你呀最壞的就是你了臭小子臭小子

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慢鏡重播

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好球啊 好球

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聽說你們 明天要考試

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考試經常就要考試 世界盃是4年一度的

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就是來看球吧 過來坐

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奇怪呀這麼晚你們還看

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明天上課沒有精神了 會不會呀

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你看真精彩呀

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你快看啊

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不要緊啊 就這一兩天了

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以後看不上了

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什麼一兩天

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16強起碼打兩個星期呢

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你喊什麼?  你嚇唬誰呀

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口渴 口渴啊 沒事

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喝不喝水

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有沒有啤酒  冰箱裏有

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喂射門啦

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又來了 你看你看 你看進去了

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又進球了好哇

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哇進去

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沒人了 現在輪到我看了

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糟了 完了 8點半天亮了 遲到啦

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小便呀坤哥

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誰說有鬼的

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對不起 坤哥不知道你在這兒

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喂 你們到底幹什麼?

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不就是那個郭志寶 他說他陰陽眼

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看見廁所裏有鬼

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搞的我們小便急死了

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都不敢進來 所以我們

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死東西 整天說看見鬼

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整個廁所就只有我們兩個 哪有鬼啊

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哪有鬼啊

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你別走 我們有坤哥在這怕什麼呢

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你們怕什麼 世界上根本沒有鬼

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是不是沒有拿紙啊

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怕怕怕 怕什麼怕

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一定有人在裏面搞鬼

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推開門看看

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真的沒人呀

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讓開 讓開 讓開 讓開

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哎呀 原來你在這啊

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快出來呀 是男廁所嘛

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你不認識字呀 也看看畫的人

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嚇壞我同學了

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哎走走走

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哎 幹什麼呢 開派對呀

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搞什麼鬼呀

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她不喜歡人家大吵大鬧的 知不知道

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你說誰呀 你在哪

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怪不得呢啊 你的臉上帶黴氣

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不過沒關係 過了十五就應該沒問題了

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你說我們會見鬼啊

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這個學校邪氣十足啊 而且正氣消失

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我看呐 遊魂野鬼樣樣有

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不過沒關係 你知道嘛

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人鬼殊途 大家小心一點

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請讓讓 讓路讓路

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我帶他去女廁所 來來來來

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他見鬼呀  神經病

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瘋子

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有鬼呀

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幹什麼?你又說不怕

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誰說我怕 這球不好看

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你當我真的相信有啊

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半夜了啊 別提這個字

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志寶啊

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進來吧

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這次沒有嚇壞你們了吧

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嚇著我 訓導主任來了我都不怕

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就是

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人當然不怕啦 要是那些東西啊

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沒什麼 我沒說什麼

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幹什麼 今天又睡不著了打電話呀

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不是上次看完球之後呢

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真奇怪看上癮了

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上癮就別說話了

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今天星爺我心情不好

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有吃的自己拿隨便啊

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啤酒呢  冰箱裏有

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謝謝

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這次一定贏

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真奇怪 這麼冷啊

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喂 你躲開點 別擋著啊

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不是啊 你們不覺得冷麼

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走開啊  走開啊你

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根本就沒人 走開

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你看西德隊一定贏

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進攻了

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不用錢買的 你小心點行不行

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對不起 對不起

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義大利隊真是沒出息 太臭

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喂 你看

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志寶 志寶

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幹什麼

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那有 那有  幹什麼啊

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沒事 沒事

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你沒事就做來坐嘛 過來吧

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過來啊

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不行啊 我要回去復習啊

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我的功課還沒做完呢

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冰箱裏還有火雞吃啊

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我不吃了  志寶

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不行啊 我趕著去做功課啊 哎呀媽啊

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這小子真是的

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這個志寶整天都怪裏怪氣的

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他正常就不會說自己是陰陽眼了

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就是啊 說我們過不了十五

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今天就是十五了

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我突然想起了一件事

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有封重要的信要寫

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比世界盃還重要啊

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當然了 我三姑媽的大姨媽的

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兒媳婦 進了醫院

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都八十歲了 她和我很親的很疼我的

228
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我怕再不寫信就來不及了

229
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你三姑媽的大姨兒媳婦八十歲了

230
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這麼重要 乾脆一起去

231
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你陪我

232
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聽他們說男廁所有髒東西啊

233
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什麼 廁所沒有水沖馬桶啊

234
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,240
不是啊 是那種啊

235
00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:11,200
你是說鬼啊

236
00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:12,800
是髒東西

237
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,760
我現在真的好髒啊 快回宿舍洗澡吧

238
00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:19,760
千萬別去啊 他們說連浴室裏也有

239
00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:21,960
你乾脆說整個學校都有了

240
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原來你也知道啊

241
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,120
太陽下山了

242
00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:48,200
沒人了 輪都輪到我做秦始皇了吧

243
00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:50,960
雄霸天下

244
00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:22,280
何必這麼挑剔 隨便找一個就好了嘛

245
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真傻 插他

246
00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:30,560
別管他了

247
00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:54,080
有鬼啊

248
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:03,280
怎麼會呢 從來沒有人能看見我的

249
00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:04,840
只有我看見人啊

250
00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:12,000
郭麗珍我愛你 郭麗珍我愛你呀

251
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郭麗珍我愛你呀

252
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看不見啊

253
00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:18,800
有鬼拉我 有鬼拉我

254
00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:23,440
沒關電視

255
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,320
誰在外面吵死了

256
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,240
我的拖鞋呢

257
00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:41,240
原來又是你這個小子在作怪啊

258
00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:43,360
是不是想破壞我們的密室啊

259
00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:45,080
不是啊  猛鬼街

260
00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:46,240
你敢看這個

261
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:48,560
在這兒看錄影帶  不是啊

262
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:49,800
不是 還說不是

263
00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:51,560
這是什麼  不是啊

264
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還說不是

265
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他們全都聽見了

266
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不是健哥 剛才我在這兒

267
00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:56,640
歐陽協成聽見了

268
00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:58,880
他一來我們就要倒楣了 是不是

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一不做二不休

270
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喂 你瘋了

271
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收拾東西走吧  搬哪去啊

272
00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:06,920
你聽我說好不好啊

273
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,280
剛才這裏有鬼啊

274
00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:11,600
你還用這招來騙我

275
00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,680
還騙我們  我們不會相信的

276
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:17,520
怪不得有人見到鬼了 想霸佔我的窩

277
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,160
還說自己有陰陽眼

278
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我看全部都是你自己編出來的是不是

279
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:23,840
不是啊我小時候見過一次

280
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:25,040
後來沒看見了

281
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:27,720
我以為是眼花 我剛才看見那個鬼啊

282
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:29,560
樣子好像是

283
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:31,440
我知道 七孔流血

284
00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:33,280
翻白眼珠 舌頭深度好長

285
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:34,440
不是啊

286
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,760
走的時候一跳一跳的 手指甲很長是不是

287
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,000
我最喜歡掐著脖子

288
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:39,280
有這麼誇張啊

289
00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:43,360
兄弟不用怕 我來找拖鞋的

290
00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:46,160
救命啊 鬼啊 有鬼救命啊

291
00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:50,120
你這麼大聲等下嚇得他

292
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,920
連廁所都尿不出來了

293
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,920
我刺 刺 刺 刺

294
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:06,480
早安 歐陽主任

295
00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:10,000
郭志寶 你搞什麼鬼 手上拿的什麼東西

296
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:13,160
我口袋破了 我用線把硬幣穿起來

297
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:14,840
你當我是傻瓜

298
00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:19,280
穿了洞的硬幣可以在香港使用嗎 沒收

299
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:24,160
幹什麼 不放手 快放手

300
00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:26,560
不放 我罰你晚上洗廁所

301
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:30,720
快去上課

302
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:35,600
還不走啊  走走走

303
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:39,600
古董啊

304
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:46,720
現在還有十分鐘 希望大家掌握時間

305
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:00,800
這次我抓不到你

306
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:02,240
幹什麼?

307
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:06,080
你 你作弊 給我看看

308
00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:09,880
歐陽主任 不是啊 這是驅鬼的符

309
00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:14,040
滿身都是這種符啊

310
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,440
沒有  拿出來

311
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:16,760
沒有

312
00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:20,480
沒有 真的

313
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:21,920
你搞什麼鬼啊

314
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:24,280
你誤會了 你相信我啊

315
00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:26,000
我真的沒有作弊啊歐陽主任

316
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:27,360
真的沒有啊

317
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:30,600
我知道 這種鬼字只有你看得懂啊

318
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,000
不是啊  你不要騙我

319
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,240
不是啊  不行

320
00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:34,520
跟我見校長

321
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,160
你應該受罰

322
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:43,840
現在的學生是越來越不像話了

323
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:45,240
一定要好好的教導他們

324
00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:48,080
你還不想辦法 多撈一點錢

325
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,560
那個徐導演啊 剛剛打電話來

326
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:52,280
說不租我們這兒拍戲了

327
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:53,280
為什麼

328
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:56,160
聽說這場群眾多 請不起所以取消了

329
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,160
群眾

330
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,040
哎 志寶你也是的

331
00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:04,320
你想破學校罰站最高紀錄啊

332
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,240
我真的是被冤枉的玲姐

333
00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:07,840
又挨姐姐罵了

334
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,120
姐姐我

335
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,520
不要吵了 真沒出息啊

336
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:13,760
你弟弟又被罰站

337
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:16,680
活該他死啊 告訴你們一件事啊

338
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:18,880
我收到了一封情書

339
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,520
早上 在我位子的抽屜裏找到的

340
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,360
過來啊

341
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:26,880
這裏是什麼呀

342
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:28,840
小兄弟

343
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,240
果然是好辦法

344
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,080
小兄弟 你聽我說

345
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,200
這次看你死不死

346
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:39,400
哎呀 壞死了

347
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:45,240
色狼

348
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:46,680
不是啊姐姐

349
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:49,600
還不承認 坦胸露背這是幹什麼

350
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,120
我是抓鬼啊

351
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,040
上課了 下課了在教訓他

352
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:58,080
你要不是我弟弟 我拿刀把你殺了

353
00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,560
走吧

354
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:05,640
姐姐 姐姐

355
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:09,240
為了提倡教育署提倡的

356
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:12,400
同學們多參與課外活動的原則

357
00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:15,520
本校已經為大家特別安排了一次

358
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,040
既有意義又可以服務社會的活動

359
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,760
請各位同學今天晚上七點鐘

360
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:23,280
準時在宿舍外面的草地上集合

361
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:25,400
這就行了

362
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:32,600
阿珍啊 你連寫信給你的人是誰都不知道

363
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:33,680
怕不怕出事啊

364
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,880
在我的字典裏根本就沒有怕字

365
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,800
你那是老字典

366
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,840
你呀 連字典都沒有啊

367
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,440
那在你的字典裏面 有沒有泥足深陷

368
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:45,600
不能自拔 強姦失身這些字啊

369
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,240
他的信寫的這麼有感情不會是壞人

370
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,640
別讓我猜中你們是在妒忌我

371
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,960
姐姐 姐姐 今天千萬不能出去啊

372
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,600
當然不能出去了 還沒吃完

373
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,400
等下校長點名她就糟了

374
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:02,200
在那邊是做群眾啊 我到村口是做女主角

375
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,800
他說好了 不見不散的

376
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:06,560
我說你是陰魂不散啊

377
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:07,680
你說什麼

378
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,040
我說我姐姐見鬼啊

379
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:11,480
我  你看看你

380
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:14,200
五脈不通啊 臉上紅紅綠綠的

381
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:16,200
你看你眉心出現一道紫光

382
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:17,800
如果你不懂你化妝的話

383
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:19,360
請你就不要說好不好

384
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:22,120
你們放心吧 我今天晚上十二點以前

385
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,000
一定回來的 拜拜

386
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:25,680
拜拜

387
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:27,960
我們進去了等下校長點名就糟了

388
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:30,880
我跟他拼了

389
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:38,800
過去點

390
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:41,360
快點穿 快點穿

391
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,320
這叫課外活動啊  是啊

392
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,280
課堂外的活動就是叫課外活動

393
00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:47,960
這有什麼意義啊

394
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:50,680
有錢嘛 有錢就有意義

395
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:52,440
這算是服務社會啊

396
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:54,240
現在勞工短缺

397
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:58,160
增加勞動力呢就是服務社會

398
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:01,760
廖校長 我們今天需要一個胖子

399
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:04,360
你看看他們 一個個都這麼瘦

400
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,640
你說今天的群眾你包的 那怎麼辦

401
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:21,880
力不到不為財嘛 做死屍又不費力氣

402
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,720
不要到處走了 我先回去算算賬

403
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,120
知道知道

404
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:28,560
吃宵夜啊

405
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,160
導演 沒問題了吧

406
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:35,440
哦 沒問題

407
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:37,120
人夠了吧  是啊是啊

408
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,320
有什麼事找我就行了

409
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:40,440
沒問題

410
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:46,400
嗯 真好怎麼樣 來一口啊

411
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:49,480
不喝給他喝了

412
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:58,880
又是叉燒飯

413
00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:02,720
不吃啊 太不像話了

414
00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:05,920
紅姑啊你是大明星嘛

415
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,840
怎麼能吃這種東西呢

416
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,840
實在是太過分啊

417
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:12,200
你千萬不要誤會啊

418
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:15,640
我可不是群眾演員 我是學校的訓導主任

419
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,920
是嗎 那怎麼穿這套衣服

420
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:22,080
我對戲劇是很有興趣的

421
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:25,040
當年呢我和羅拔烈福在一起演過話劇

422
00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:29,040
當時 不過當時他還沒紅 可是

423
00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:32,080
是嗎 那你還認識誰啊

424
00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:36,600
芭芭拉 史翠姍 慧雲李

425
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:39,160
我們都很熟的 還有

426
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:44,320
乾脆這樣 下次我請你喝茶

427
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,880
我說點有趣的事告訴你 好不好

428
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:50,000
還說喝茶呢 我現在肚子餓的咕咕響

429
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:51,040
你放心

430
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:54,800
在這附件有一家很出名的燒鵝 我去買

431
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:56,760
我們一邊吃 一邊談好不好

432
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:58,520
你離得開麼

433
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,520
沒問題 我有車一開就過去了嘛

434
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,040
你等著我啊

435
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:27,200
姐姐 一百二

436
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:29,200
什麼

437
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,160
一百五了

438
00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:33,240
你說什麼呀

439
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:34,560
講價

440
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:36,560
你當我是什麼人啊

441
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:40,600
我家那個煮飯婆 免費的

442
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:42,320
我當她是洗衣機啊

443
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:43,680
我才不是雞呢

444
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:47,560
我知道你不是雞 難道你會生蛋啊

445
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,320
別囉嗦了一百七 行吧

446
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,280
不要啊 不要啊

447
00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:54,720
一百七 哪有那樣的

448
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,080
錢都不要啊 豪放一點嘛

449
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:00,880
歐陽主任  郭麗珍

450
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,280
不要啊

451
00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:04,640
沒關係的

452
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:08,440
郭麗珍 你真壞啊

453
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:10,280
歐陽主任 我不認識他的

454
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:13,280
你不認識他 平時以為你是

455
00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:15,080
純潔活潑可愛的學生

456
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:18,920
你來幹什麼呀 難道

457
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:21,520
難道她想說我

458
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:22,800
哎 來來來

459
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,200
上車再說

460
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:40,720
來晚了

461
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,120
豈有此理 還打傷人了 我追

462
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:50,480
我告訴你啊

463
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:52,440
今天的事情不要跟任何人說啊

464
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:53,880
對你我都沒好處

465
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,960
不行啊 我不能這樣的

466
00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:58,800
喂 你也別忘記了

467
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:00,320
你是在晚上偷跑出來的

468
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:03,240
不能怪我啊 又不是我約的

469
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:05,040
這種事情是很難說的

470
00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:07,240
摸不透你們女人的心啊

471
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,400
沒有人約你 你出來幹什麼呢

472
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:12,480
我沒有想到 你打扮成換個樣子

473
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:14,000
生怕人家認識你

474
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:17,080
我沒辦法啊 我趕時間嘛

475
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,880
那我們應該怎麼辦啊

476
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,920
怕什麼 總之千萬不要告訴校長就行了

477
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:26,960
你害怕就不要做

478
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,560
阿玲你真好 群眾演員也有對白

479
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:34,280
副導演臨時加的 叫我隨便喊幾聲就行了

480
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:35,720
別動啊

481
00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:38,000
導演導演 這幾個行不行啊

482
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:40,640
傻呵呵的不像樣啊

483
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:42,760
這個又太漂亮 又太白

484
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:45,040
選女婿啊 選群眾演員有什麼了不起

485
00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:46,560
被清兵強姦那個

486
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:48,480
高高瘦瘦的女孩過來

487
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:49,800
哦 我來了

488
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:54,800
哎呀 這麼半天呢

489
00:27:56,440 --> 00:28:00,120
假如不是怕你揭穿我 我才不等你

490
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:02,360
把你死丫頭扔在這

491
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,120
快點快點快點 要走了

492
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:13,680
有鬼啊 有鬼啊

493
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,560
救命啊

494
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:16,800
怎麼回事啊

495
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:20,200
你幹什麼  怎麼這麼久啊

496
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:21,560
走吧走吧

497
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:23,520
哎呀 真倒楣

498
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:31,480
吐就吐了 別吐在車上啊

499
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,360
是真的  是啊

500
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:37,720
真的 他簡直想把我掐死啊

501
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:39,240
你知不知道他上哪去了

502
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:40,400
在那邊呢

503
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:41,760
謝謝 謝謝

504
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,560
卡 你幹什麼這樣啊

505
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:50,880
現在要你強姦她 不是被她強姦啊

506
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:54,760
導演啊 我跟這個女人沒感情

507
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,240
不可以上床的

508
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,120
卡

509
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:04,880
卡

510
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:08,360
誰叫你賣笑啊 快點幫幫忙好不好

511
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:11,360
我要感情嘛

512
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,440
導演你讓我慢慢培養感情

513
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:14,840
我笑一笑就行了

514
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:19,360
卡 你幹什麼啊

515
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:22,960
導演這種禽獸的行為我做不到

516
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:24,960
你是個清兵啊

517
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:26,920
清兵一上街就強姦女人啊

518
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,280
如果你不這麼做的話

519
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:29,760
等一下龍哥怎麼英雄救美

520
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:31,960
你也是的 喊救命算什麼啊

521
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:33,000
沒有一點聲音

522
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:35,200
一個個都這樣斯文 哎呀

523
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:37,360
導演 找到個好的

524
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:38,640
導演

525
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,720
救命啊救命 救命啊

526
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,560
好 上

527
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,360
好 上

528
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:50,480
救命啊 救命啊

529
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:52,800
好上 上

530
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:55,440
救命啊 救命啊

531
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:57,040
救命啊

532
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:58,320
龍哥 到你來了

533
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:00,160
救命啊

534
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:01,440
住手

535
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:02,960
阿健

536
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:04,880
你幹什麼

537
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:06,960
你這個色狼 今天我要教訓你

538
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,000
臭小子 我早就想揍你了

539
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:13,720
別打了

540
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:32,560
阿健 阿健

541
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,680
別打了

542
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,640
小兄弟 你打壞人 我幫你

543
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:02,440
小夥子 你真行啊

544
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:04,080
替我拍下一場啊

545
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:08,640
是真的 我怎麼看不見呢

546
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:12,360
真是奇怪了 是不是村長誇大啊

547
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,360
借個電話用用

548
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:20,600
真的有鬼 什麼呀 拿桶屎來

549
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:28,400
別走 別走 我叫你永不超生

550
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,800
導演啊 他不是龍虎武師啊

551
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:32,040
我當然知道

552
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:34,600
那龍虎武師也不能從這麼高跳下來

553
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:35,960
這個我也知道

554
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,200
那你這不是故意為難他嘛

555
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:41,160
放心吧 你同學身手這麼好

556
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:44,320
這點替身鏡頭對他來說小意思

557
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:50,560
阿健 不行就別硬來啊

558
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:52,240
誰想啊

559
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:55,840
那你還上來

560
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:58,520
阿健 你不行就下來 好高的

561
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:00,280
是啊太高了

562
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:03,040
下來吧  幾百尺啊

563
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:04,640
快點下來啊

564
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:06,240
下來啊 阿健

565
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:07,920
真是太誇張了

566
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,160
開始

567
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:22,360
小心啊小心

568
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:25,520
卡 漂亮

569
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:34,720
都怪你不好 我跟你說回學校你就慘了

570
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:36,320
老闆

571
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:39,520
志寶 你瘋了

572
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:40,680
你還幫他

573
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:42,040
真是鬼迷住你了

574
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:44,560
走開 走開 我今天要為民除害

575
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:47,480
歐陽主任

576
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:50,960
就是我 你為民除害

577
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,560
就是他 就是他裝鬼 打他

578
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:10,560
大新聞啊 大新聞

579
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:11,720
什麼事啊

580
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:13,360
真是天大的新聞啊

581
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:16,160
原來昨天歐陽協成之所以沒有來盯著我們

582
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:19,400
是去和郭麗珍約會了

583
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:21,200
郭麗珍  就是這個賤貨

584
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:22,560
怪不得

585
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:24,360
等等我

586
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:26,360
扔下我一個人不管了你們真是的

587
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,160
你這樣是沒用的

588
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,960
淤一散以後就變成風濕

589
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:38,320
用這個吧

590
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:40,640
好 謝謝

591
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,960
不用說好聽的 反正是我用剩下的

592
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:49,440
我們出來闖 兩天打一次 三天比一場

593
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,040
習慣了

594
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:53,560
不合適啊 別客氣啊

595
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,040
哦不是 好

596
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:56,440
不過我怕擦了它

597
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,240
等一下同學聞不慣這個味道

598
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:01,040
一滲進去 什麼都沒了

599
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:03,800
是啊 你說的很對啊

600
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:12,720
你這麼斯文 我幫你揉吧

601
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:15,080
我就奇怪你上次怎麼打贏我的

602
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:17,040
其實我自己都覺得奇怪

603
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:18,640
喂 你怎麼樣啊

604
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:22,160
沒事 疼是疼一點

605
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:24,680
不過你是憑本事打贏我的

606
00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:26,560
我不會不服的

607
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,920
我知道你們闖慣江湖的人是很直爽的

608
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:34,160
出來走江湖 一是一 二是二

609
00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:35,840
雖然我心裏不服氣

610
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:38,080
但是你多救我一次

611
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:39,720
我是不會不認賬的

612
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,520
其實小意思嘛

613
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:43,120
不要放在心上

614
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:47,000
不管怎麼說 我們拜過關二哥的

615
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:49,840
你敬我一尺 我當然敬你一丈了

616
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:52,040
我相信

617
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,720
郭麗珍 郭志寶 自己自覺啊

618
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:05,360
現在的學生太不聽話了

619
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:07,040
目無尊長沒大沒小

620
00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:10,280
一定要治治這種歪風邪氣

621
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:12,160
好好整頓他們的紀律

622
00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:15,280
搞一搞他們的精神文化面貌

623
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:18,720
豈有此理特別是郭志寶

624
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:23,240
如果有機會我要一樣一樣跟他算賬

625
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:26,560
我也有機會啊 你昨天晚上幹什麼去了?

626
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:28,960
掛起來

627
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:42,800
別這樣啊麗珍

628
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:45,240
本來就是嘛

629
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:48,160
我長這麼大還從來沒有這樣試過

630
00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:50,400
被人家罰站的

631
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:53,680
還被那個該死的冤枉我

632
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:55,640
簡直就好像還要寫著

633
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:59,080
我勾引男人她才滿意

634
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:00,400
這樣多好啊

635
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:02,800
現在這句也差不多

636
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,880
算了姐姐隨便寫幾個大字無所謂啦

637
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,200
算了吧  算

638
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:09,400
我還沒有跟你算賬的 算

639
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:12,200
凡事都要向好的方面想嘛

640
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,240
起碼你有一個白馬王子啊

641
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:16,160
白馬王子

642
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:19,600
你怎麼樣郭麗珍

643
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:22,400
技安

644
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,080
昨天都怪我不好感冒了

645
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:25,680
我沒去村口就弄成這樣了

646
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,560
原來你就是白馬王子 是你

647
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:34,080
我不要你這個白馬王子

648
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:37,760
你說你姐姐喜歡愛麗絲

649
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,520
誰知道我不知道你約她

650
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:40,960
我是抓鬼嗎?

651
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:44,040
什麼 原來是你  我只是抓

652
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:47,200
你算了吧 你又是抓鬼 整人還差不多

653
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,040
世界上哪有鬼啊

654
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:50,280
胡說八道

655
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:53,400
別吵

656
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:56,800
我現在就抓給你們看看

657
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:04,080
道道道道道道

658
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:06,680
道道道道道道

659
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:10,080
道 道

660
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:23,680
道道道道道道非常道

661
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:25,520
左道右道非常道

662
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:27,360
道道道道道道非常道

663
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:30,000
道道道道道道非常道

664
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,720
天道地道 道道道

665
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:35,560
呸呸呸

666
00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:38,040
不是胡說八道

667
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:44,640
你笑我 給你點顏色看看

668
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:48,040
知道厲害了

669
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:50,800
小兄弟我給你講道理嘛

670
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:52,280
你這死鬼在這裏作惡多端

671
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:55,160
叫你試試我的五味真火陣吞雲吐霧

672
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:00,920
怎麼樣啊

673
00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:08,080
小兄弟沒用的

674
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:09,360
誰說沒用啊

675
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:11,480
再試試我的五雷十指針

676
00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:21,760
還是沒有用啊

677
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:22,960
你聽我說吧

678
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:24,920
你別嘮嘮叨叨的 全都沒用啊

679
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:28,520
不要玩火啊 著了著了

680
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:30,400
救命啊 救命啊

681
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:35,080
救命啊 救命啊

682
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:39,360
救命啊 救命啊

683
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:44,160
救命啊 救命啊

684
00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:49,360
你看見沒有? 飛毯

685
00:38:55,200 --> 00:39:00,200
救命啊 救命啊

686
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:06,800
有鬼啊 有鬼啊鬼啊

687
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,160
哎呀 世界上沒有鬼的

688
00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:13,760
有啊在密室 我看見毯子會飛呀

689
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:15,320
是不是一千零一夜裏呀

690
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:16,360
不是啊

691
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:19,520
是真的 你相信我們 毯子會飛的

692
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:22,000
我們說的都是真話  是啊

693
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:30,280
以後你開壇做法呢 記住在旁邊放一缸水

694
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:33,920
我告訴你呀 幸虧你命大

695
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:38,720
要不是你有陰陽眼 你現在也看不到我

696
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,080
你是鬼呀

697
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:42,720
我是鬼 鬼也有好壞之分

698
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:44,880
人也是自己人打自己人

699
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:47,000
你說什麼啊?

700
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:50,680
小兄弟呀 你還不懂事啊

701
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:54,240
鬼不一定要幹壞事 對吧

702
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:58,000
我看你著涼了

703
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:02,080
看看你 我在幫你忙

704
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:04,560
不用不用

705
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:07,680
我自己有暖爐 我有

706
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:22,960
讓我來 插這裏是不是?

707
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:24,240
是

708
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:32,080
你怎麼樣?

709
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:35,760
這個小洞這麼厲害 連鬼都插不進去

710
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:37,640
有電的嘛 你不懂啊

711
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:39,640
以前沒這玩意兒嘛

712
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,320
沒關係沒關係小問題

713
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:44,680
好像很舒服

714
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:53,560
小兄弟真是對不起啊

715
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:58,800
謝謝你 剛才我在密室看見你的時候呢

716
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:02,040
就知道你是個好人 很容易相處的

717
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:05,200
你還說好 嚇死我了 突然間跑出來了

718
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:07,160
我已經死了幾百年了

719
00:41:07,240 --> 00:41:09,600
只有我看見人家是看不見我的

720
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:12,120
你說有陰陽眼看見我

721
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:13,840
我真是嚇了一跳

722
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:15,760
算了算了算了

723
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:18,080
我救你一次你救我一次

724
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:19,520
大家拉平了

725
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:22,400
什麼意思  我沒欠你也沒欠我

726
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:27,680
這點我明白 人鬼殊途

727
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:30,760
好 我走了

728
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:37,280
何必這麼小氣

729
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:38,880
我怎麼知道你是好鬼啊

730
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:43,800
現在你也沒人陪你 我也沒人陪我玩嘛

731
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:45,200
人家說我是搗蛋鬼

732
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:46,520
這麼慘

733
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:49,560
好啦好啦好啦

734
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:51,280
你說了不嚇人嘛

735
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:56,640
不是啊 我覺得你好像不太喜歡我

736
00:41:56,720 --> 00:41:59,440
那麼我就自己走算了

737
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:03,600
當你是朋友嘛 當然不會討厭你了

738
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:06,200
喂我有很多很多好朋友的

739
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:08,080
我給你介紹啊 一起玩兒啊

740
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:09,120
你說好不好?

741
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:12,880
那不行 你是陰陽眼可以看得見我

742
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:16,480
他們又看不見我弄不好嚇著他們呀

743
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:17,800
是啊

744
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:22,760
阿寶 阿寶 阿寶

745
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:24,040
幹嘛?

746
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:26,080
對不起阿寶真的是有鬼

747
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:28,280
我看見飛毯了

748
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:31,760
世界上沒有鬼的去睡覺吧

749
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:33,680
沒有鬼的 睡覺睡覺

750
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:35,960
走走走 哎呀沒有啊

751
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:41,360
小兄弟我連累你了 不好意思啊

752
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:44,160
千萬別這麼說 我怕他們大驚小怪嘛

753
00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:46,160
這樣好吧 我們做個好朋友

754
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,400
我叫志寶 你叫什麼?

755
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:50,920
我

756
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:55,520
我就是廣東十虎林世榮