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朱莉你感覺到了嗎?

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心跳正常

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我的心在流血

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你有心漏症啊

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我的心因為你要離開而流血

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因為失去你而心醉

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這個地方將會有一條

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永遠無法彌補的裂痕

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乾脆我們和好吧 我捨不得你

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朱莉要是我們繼續下去的話

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怎麼可以永遠懷念

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我們這一段短暫而燦爛的愛情

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說的對

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相見不如不見 見到當不見

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見不到就更不見

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朱莉 永別了

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俊男

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別傷心呀

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俊男

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我永遠會帶著你這條項鏈的

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好 好

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你的傳家寶很重要啊

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說老實話 我家傳之寶 只有我一個

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是獨一無二的

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最起碼我媽不用擔心我受女人騙

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因為只有我騙女人

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她生了我 是她的福氣

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總之欺騙女孩子感情 我覺得不太好

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叫你不練功行不行啊

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追求武術的最高境界

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是我人生的最大目標

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追女人那是我人生最大的目標

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跟他說什麼也沒用了

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叫色魔不好色行不行啊

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什麼色魔啊我是情聖

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情聖還不是敗在女人手上

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去你的吧 我跟你說

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我除了情聖這個外號又名香港史密斯

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你是不是說你不行了?

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是水怪的意思

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在香港誰能遊得比我快

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哎對了在香港可能沒有

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不過即將舉行的省港聯校游泳賽

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據說廣州中學呢

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會派女飛魚來參加男女混合賽

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到時候你肯定輸

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什麼飛魚呀 從來都沒聽過

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聽說她是全國分齡賽

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100公尺蛙泳最高紀錄的保持者

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怕什麼她遊她的我遊我們的

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水運會主要是不用上課

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這倒是

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我爸爸媽媽要來看我們比賽

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狗爬式已經正式列為比賽專案啦

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家玲你的人叔來不來看你比賽呀

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我當然想他來了

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不過我還從來還沒有見過他

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每個項目報名費500塊

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希望大家踴躍參加

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這麼貴啊我才不參加呢

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誰說不參加 誰

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郭麗珍

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我

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游泳是有益身心的活動

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校方希望每個人參加

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校方不勉強各位的意願 如果不想參加

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無所謂 只要交出5000塊

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作為支持其他參加同學的精神

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就隨便你們選擇了

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我游 我遊啊

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每人起碼是五項

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明天把支票還有報名表格

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一起交到校務處

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還有誰不想參加的 舉手

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你會不會算賬

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五五才2500 參加比較合算

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連坤 你不想參加游泳嗎?

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老師 我願意在精神上

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鼓勵和支持同學們

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你不可以不參加

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你剛說不勉強我們的

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在不違反校方的原則之下

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我不勉強你們的意願

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但是我查過了 在沒有轉校之前

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你是游泳隊的隊長

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為了我們聖法蘭雅根信馬可波羅

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德聖會亞洲至善堂司

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馬昭昭夫人第一中學的面子

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你一定要參加

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假如我一定不參加呢

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叫你家長帶你走

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不能這樣老師

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我交了一年的學費和吃住費呢

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校方規定交了錢不能退還

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那怎麼辦呢

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就是你一定要參加游泳你明白了嗎?

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人嚇人嚇死人呢

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你就不是人了

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聽見我說話了沒有 死鬼

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哎真是的

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你剛才說我不是人是不是?

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不是我不是說你呀

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不過我告訴你呢 我怕嚇著你呀

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難道你又見鬼了?

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我真的見鬼了

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你以為我白癡呀  不是

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林世榮 上哪兒去?

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林世榮

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整我 你真是的

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不玩了不玩了

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你有沒有聽說過

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但願人長久 千里共嬋娟

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什麼?

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誰知道 我也沒念過書

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那你會念詩

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我看見師傅悶的時候呢

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一定會對著月亮這麼念

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你有我這樣的朋友 怎麼會悶呢

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friend

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朋友哇 哎呀你做鬼啊

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也要追得上潮流嘛

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今天是我孫子的生日

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算起來他今年79歲了

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快80歲還沒死啊 好傢伙

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你咒他  不是我意思是說呢

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既然你這麼想念他 你就去找他

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無所不知無所不在的那是神呀

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我是個鬼呀到哪找他去

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你真是沒用了

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我知道他在三十幾年前來過香港

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臨走之前的還算有良心

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在寶芝林給我上了一炷香

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哎呀 在香港就好辦了

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登一登廣告就找他了

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你真傻 難道說死去的爺爺找他

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會把他嚇死吧 那時候他會找我了

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說的對啊 你的外孫叫什麼名字?

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林超榮

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林超榮 行

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從那個時候起 世界上只有你關心我

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人叔

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假如這十幾年來沒有你助養我

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我可能還生活在冷冷清清的孤兒院

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我要見媽咪我要見媽咪

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聽話不要這樣了

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你父母已經被主召喚回天國了

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可惜這麼多年來

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我都不能想親口說聲謝謝

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人叔 我經常都在幻想

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你到底是什麼樣子

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從你信裏面

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我猜你大概35歲 高大成熟英俊

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是不是我的一封信

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你是不是人叔 是的

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這封是你的 請簽名

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全部都是人叔

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別這麼神秘人叔

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你讓我見見你

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三姐有信了 給少爺的

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好謝謝

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老爺太太上街啊

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是 我的信呢

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不是 是少爺的

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別這麼神秘了 人叔

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讓我見見你

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下個星期天我參加游泳比賽

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假如你能來幫我打氣 我一定遊得更好

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希望到時候能見到你 家玲上

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到時候會見到我的 不過你不知道是我

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香港的樓可真高啊

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當然了 沒見過吧

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你說我這裏有多少孫子?

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我查過電話簿了

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全香港一共有188個林超榮

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我呢假裝人口調查打過電話了

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知道他們的地址 一定有你的孫子

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我沒記錯的話 這裏好像有一個

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應該就在這兒了

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糟糕不是這邊是那邊

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你怎麼樣啊

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你壓著我的腰了

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我怕你被車撞了

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上哪兒去啊 你不認識路啊

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你說我的孫子長的什麼樣子

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像狗一樣

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侮辱我孫子就是侮辱我

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幹什麼放我下來了 開玩笑嘛

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都七十幾歲的人了當然像狗嘛

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看什麼 沒看過小飛俠呀

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哎呀 神經病

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這家這家

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大哥我想找林超榮

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誰找他  他死了的爺爺找他

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你死吧 我爺爺還活著呢 走

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這個這個

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找誰呀

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謝謝我找林超榮

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等一下

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有了有了

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阿榮你看看有哥哥來找你呀

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有沒有人呀

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你找誰呀

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我想找廣東林世榮的後代林超榮啊

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沒這個人啊

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你開門 我查過門牌的

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沒這個人 別再吵了 不然放狗咬你的

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今天晚上吃宵夜我請客

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原則問題

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快點給我隨便你自己填快點

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不

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題目出得不是很深 你們自己慢慢做吧

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我的筆呢

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我借給你吧

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你不用啦

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我就是簽個名嘛

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給你 好了

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你給我走開

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還給我呀

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給我  我的

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給我給我

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給我給我

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你們幹什麼?

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連坤你口袋裏面裝的是什麼?

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你說什麼呀老師

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假如你不介意的話把作弊的紙拿出來

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如果你高興就搜搜吧

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假如你想表示清白 脫衣服啊

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那我數三聲啊

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一 喂你幹什麼?

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放手啊 放手

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我要去找訓導主任你放手

232
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你不是要脫衣服嗎? 脫了

233
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作弊的紙的確在我這兒

234
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不過可不是我連坤的

235
00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:34,640
我連坤做事從來不會不承認的

236
00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:40,560
看什麼 我是不吃這套的

237
00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:42,320
你去告訴訓導主任吧

238
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:44,040
我知道遲早會揭穿的

239
00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:45,760
大不了趕出學校吧

240
00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:49,360
手工很精緻啊

241
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:56,080
有紋身也不一定是壞學生嘛

242
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老師

243
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我相信你 你回教室去 把衣服穿好

244
00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:16,960
阿健 阿坤是不是傻了

245
00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:18,320
表情一直這樣

246
00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:22,360
不只是他 這個也是

247
00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:27,960
喂你們兩個是不是中了邪氣呀

248
00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:32,320
我的眼睛告訴我 我發現了新大陸

249
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同志啊同志請你給我方便一下

250
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,960
不光顧不能方便的

251
00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:39,760
我真的很急呀

252
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不行

253
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神經

254
00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:43,640
新大陸 大陸妹呀

255
00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:46,520
我沒說這個 穿黑衣服的那個

256
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:50,240
謝謝你讓我去吧 憋死我了

257
00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:51,720
煩死了廁所在那邊

258
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:52,920
謝謝你呀

259
00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:56,160
真漂亮 我行動了

260
00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:59,840
你看你急的 人家肯定理你呀

261
00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:01,400
十拿九穩啊  阿星

262
00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:02,840
你知道嗎

263
00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:05,200
這個世界上有一種女人已經絕種了

264
00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:08,160
就是我施俊男追不上的 沒了

265
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:12,120
今天我們趕著回宿舍 乾脆下次再說吧

266
00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:14,720
沒時間別玩了好不好?

267
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:18,440
你們先回去吧 我今天會爬牆進

268
00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,440
小姐不介意我坐下吧

269
00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:25,640
哦不介意

270
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,120
不過我介意你坐了我的皮包啊

271
00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:32,560
對不起啊  沒關係

272
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:36,720
不好意思啦 我叫施俊男

273
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:38,600
我叫佛昂

274
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漂亮的名字

275
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,920
你看還真搭上了

276
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喂我們先不等他了先回宿舍吧

277
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:52,960
結賬

278
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:58,840
佛昂你知道嗎?很多美麗的愛情故事

279
00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:00,560
都是從誤會開始的

280
00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:04,240
是嗎 我還以為悲劇從誤會開始了

281
00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:06,360
悲劇是可以避免的

282
00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:09,360
不過愛情來到真的是擋都擋不住

283
00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:11,640
我怕你有的事擋都擋不住啊

284
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,120
你說你的魅力

285
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,240
不是說你後面的拳頭

286
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:16,400
拳頭

287
00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:19,160
該死的 挖牆腳也沒你的份兒

288
00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:21,560
走吧你 走

289
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,400
走吧你 走不走

290
00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,760
你幹什麼你幹嘛這樣打人呢

291
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:27,880
你問他

292
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:29,640
算了我們走吧

293
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:34,640
還不走 走 真不像話

294
00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:41,040
去死吧你

295
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:44,160
你幹什麼 死也解決不了問題呀

296
00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:46,360
不死也沒用了

297
00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:48,840
死是不能解決問題的

298
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,600
難道就讓蚊子一直咬我

299
00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:55,960
蚊子 你說什麼呀

300
00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:59,120
我打死個蚊子 你緊張什麼呀

301
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,720
你是蚊子的擁護者

302
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:03,200
你別找藉口了我很理解你的心情

303
00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:04,680
簡直不可理喻

304
00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:07,240
你是不是覺得現在的世界很灰暗呀

305
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:09,800
是啊 我覺得現在世界很灰暗

306
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,960
你是不是覺得走投無路了

307
00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:17,840
也是 現在回宿舍真是丟人

308
00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:19,720
那你還不是想自殺

309
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,160
虧你想得出來

310
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:24,800
我看得出來 愛人移情別戀

311
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:27,720
還被情敵打一頓 不過你要樂觀一點

312
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:30,120
不要自尋短見 凡事要向好的方面想

313
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,560
我啊

314
00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:39,040
凡事的確應該好的方面想

315
00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:42,200
小姐

316
00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:44,640
小姐啊 幸好你掉了手巾

317
00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:47,040
假如你掉錢包就慘了

318
00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:51,880
你幹什麼撿我的手巾呢

319
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:53,800
你受刺激過度了

320
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:55,720
這條毛巾不是你的

321
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,240
我真是懶得再理你了

322
00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:01,960
你別再跟著我 別再煩我好不好?

323
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,160
哎呀你怎麼可以讓我放心啊

324
00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:07,120
一個人失戀的時候是最容易自殺的

325
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:08,200
你沒事幹嗎?

326
00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:09,560
你不要怕耽誤我

327
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:13,560
你說的對呀 我突然之間覺得

328
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,520
自己很空虛呀

329
00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:18,760
肯面對現實是解決問題的第一步

330
00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:20,080
好現象

331
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,840
但是解救我的空虛只有一個方法

332
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,280
你肯不肯幫我

333
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,000
假如我做得到我一定幫你

334
00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:28,200
去火炭幫我買只燒鵝回來

335
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:29,640
燒鵝

336
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:31,440
現在只有火炭的燒鵝

337
00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:33,600
才可以填補我肚子裏的空虛

338
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,320
說的對 一個人失意的時候

339
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,760
需要一些物質來填補空虛的

340
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,480
我幫你買  好

341
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:40,760
你在這等我

342
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:45,760
鬼才會等你呢

343
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:49,720
先生 請問你怎麼才能去火炭呢

344
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:52,000
火炭很遠的

345
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:55,000
我一定要去一次呀 我要買燒鵝啊

346
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:58,920
買燒鵝 好吧 你在前面坐地鐵

347
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,080
一直坐到九龍塘

348
00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:02,120
然後轉火車一直坐到火炭站

349
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,840
就下車走十幾分鐘 那就到了

350
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:06,200
哦謝謝你啊

351
00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:08,880
這麼晚叫我出來幹什麼?

352
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,880
又說我們以後不用見面了嗎?

353
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,960
我們見了面又不知道說什麼好

354
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:23,560
不過在這個月兒彎彎 夜深如水的晚上

355
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:30,160
我只知道此一刻 我是想念你的

356
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:32,000
真的?

357
00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:36,960
願意陪我度過這個深秋的夜晚嗎?

358
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:40,240
不理你

359
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,320
我去打個電話給家裏

360
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:47,320
好

361
00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:52,760
有人陪著看月亮 總比回宿舍丟人了

362
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,120
錢不是萬能的

363
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,440
你搶我的錢就萬萬不能了

364
00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:13,320
你失戀嘛 也不用自暴自棄啊

365
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:14,840
這種女人不適合你的

366
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,520
你說什麼?你說清楚點

367
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,720
什麼這種女人 那種女人 我是哪種女人

368
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,960
你不要以為我才來幾天就不知道

369
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:23,120
你就是那種腐化的資本主義社會

370
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:24,680
發展之下的畸形產物

371
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:27,720
是男人用錢就可以買到的泄欲工具

372
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,880
俗話就叫做  雞

373
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:32,120
你胡說什麼 你侮辱我

374
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:34,280
她不知道我提示一下  你還說

375
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:37,240
施俊男你以後別再找我

376
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:38,560
朱莉

377
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:39,920
追她幹什麼?

378
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,680
鏈子還給你  朱莉

379
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,800
還送了項鏈 那不是收的好貴呀

380
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:47,120
朱莉  你不要追了

381
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,320
你少

382
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,440
我也是為了你好

383
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:54,080
她沒零錢打電話我給她零錢

384
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,720
她是我以前的女朋友

385
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:58,440
那你以前的女朋友太可憐了

386
00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:00,040
淪落到這種地步

387
00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:01,800
你夠了  我買了燒鵝給你吃

388
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:03,920
現在是很晚了回家好不好?

389
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:05,960
你可以當我不存在

390
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,920
我沒失戀不會自殺的

391
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:11,040
你還說沒失戀啊

392
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:13,560
連續兩個女人拋棄你呀

393
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,080
你一個人在這裏我怎麼放心啊

394
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:19,600
你把金鏈子還給我 少管閒事

395
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:22,600
不要生氣 我幫你撿

396
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:33,920
我幫你撿回來了

397
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:35,720
你遊得真快呀

398
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:39,800
還可以 我也知道我很麻煩的

399
00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:42,280
只要你答應我以後不做傻事

400
00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:43,680
我就不煩你了

401
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,320
我到時間向單位向領導人報到了

402
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:55,400
你全身都濕了 披上我的衣服吧

403
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:00,640
你是不是柴泳?

404
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:04,200
是啊 我是柴泳 領隊對不起啊

405
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:06,400
因為我的朋友有一些麻煩

406
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:08,720
今天我要多呆一會兒啊

407
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:17,880
喝杯熱的吧

408
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,400
謝謝  不用

409
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:21,880
剛才你們的領導人

410
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,520
跟你說什麼說了這麼久?

411
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:27,160
他叫我不要學我姐姐出走嘛

412
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:30,960
你剛才說你叫什麼名字?

413
00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:32,720
柴泳

414
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:34,320
你姐姐呢?

415
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:35,600
柴玲

416
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:41,200
不好意思搞髒了 不喝好不好?

417
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,040
我扔了它

418
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:46,160
你叫什麼名字?

419
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:49,320
叫我阿男吧

420
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:53,080
其實要是你早點跟我說

421
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:54,880
我就不會老煩著你了

422
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:58,040
說真的

423
00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:01,320
你知道嘛 你是我是認識的女孩子當中

424
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:02,640
最煩的一個

425
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:07,480
你還怪我呀 我也是太糊塗了

426
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:10,440
算了 你知道嗎?

427
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,160
你也是唯一一個

428
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:14,720
肯為我去火炭買燒鵝給我吃的女孩子

429
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,720
還有哇 這麼冷的天

430
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,720
為我跳下海撿金鏈子

431
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:38,840
小河彎彎向南流

432
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:44,360
流到香江去看一看

433
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:49,880
東方之珠我的愛人

434
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:55,040
你的風采是否依然浪漫?

435
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:58,040
你唱的好難聽啊

436
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:14,520
小朋友 你找誰呀

437
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:15,960
大叔 我想請問你

438
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:17,560
這裏有沒有一位廣州林世榮的

439
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,080
後代林超榮

440
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:20,800
咦你怎麼認識我爺爺

441
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:23,560
找到了 我說一定能找到的

442
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,120
你這是跟誰說話呢

443
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:30,760
帶他爺爺來找他

444
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:32,960
開玩笑你

445
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:36,440
喂 你呀又嚇壞人了

446
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:40,920
大叔 相信我 我真的帶林世榮來了

447
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,640
他雖然是鬼 但是他不會害你們的

448
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:46,520
他這次來是想見他的孫子 相信我啊

449
00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:49,160
你再吵我就報警抓你了

450
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,040
大叔

451
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:53,560
真是神經病啊

452
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:55,520
怎麼辦呢

453
00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:59,840
你告訴你孫子小時候的事情 有沒有

454
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:09,600
超榮你記得你10歲那年

455
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:13,080
爺爺和齙牙蘇叔叔帶你去後山爬樹

456
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:14,760
你從樹上摔下來

457
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:17,680
把褲子都刮破了爺爺背你回家

458
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,000
還有還有

459
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,480
還有哇 你7歲那一年 你翹課

460
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,240
爺爺帶你爹去見你老師

461
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:40,200
你13歲那年你偷看你齙牙珍阿姨洗澡

462
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:44,200
爺爺幫你背黑鍋 爺爺心疼你呀

463
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:45,760
你怎麼不來見他啊

464
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:48,200
爸爸你幹什麼呀爸爸

465
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,320
算了算了

466
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:58,680
爺爺 爺爺在哪?

467
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:00,720
他是我孫子

468
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,360
是吧

469
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,040
喝茶

470
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:15,800
你不用怕了 你坐下來嘛

471
00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:18,720
他不在我這邊呢 他在你後面

472
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:23,600
你放心你太爺和你曽太爺不會害你們的

473
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,040
小兄弟

474
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:27,080
大家是好朋友 叫我志寶就行了

475
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:37,840
知道 我跟他們說

476
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:41,920
他叫我給你們說 他這次回來呢

477
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:45,200
主要希望和大家開開心心團聚一天

478
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:46,280
他沒有惡意的

479
00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:48,360
只要能團聚一天他就心滿意足了

480
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:49,800
真的?

481
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:53,720
請病假不能下水

482
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,920
歐陽主任水運會開始了

483
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,960
主任 我真的頭疼傷風感冒

484
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:02,480
我有醫生證明的

485
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:03,960
這種醫生證明10塊8塊一張

486
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:05,240
我都買得到啊

487
00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:08,040
我真的不方便下水啊

488
00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:10,560
女人有幾天不方便

489
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,720
那你是不是一直女扮男裝

490
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,280
主任主任求求你了

491
00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:16,840
給我一次機會 我真的不行

492
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:19,720
不行 如果你不下水呢以後不准上學

493
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,000
走

494
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:22,840
主任校長等著你們呢

495
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:24,200
先走了

496
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:27,800
脫衣服

497
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,080
脫衣服

498
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:33,280
我這樣做是心甘情願的 不會後悔的

499
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:43,560
各位同學 一年一度省港夏季運動會

500
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:45,880
男女混合賽第一次召集

501
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:51,240
喂 你昨天厲害了

502
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:53,880
講點精彩的來給我聽聽好了

503
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,760
你看他的樣子昨天肯定失敗了

504
00:27:58,360 --> 00:28:00,240
我情聖會不會失敗啊

505
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:03,760
不過不精彩呢 不想說

506
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:06,400
太精彩的呢 又怕你們聽了流鼻血

507
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:09,000
你幹的事火氣好大呀

508
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:10,280
會流鼻血的嗎?

509
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,240
說了叫你不要問他那麼你偏要問

510
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:19,560
她的肌肉練得1塊1塊的

511
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:22,280
很有男人味是不是?

512
00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:23,880
當然是了 不過不是你呀

513
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:26,320
我說的是大陸女飛魚呀

514
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:27,640
女飛魚

515
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:28,960
是啊 剛才看見她

516
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,520
還以為是男人進錯了女更衣室

517
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:33,280
喂你們看見那個柴泳了嗎?

518
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:34,480
你認識她

519
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:35,880
女飛魚呀

520
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:37,680
做她男朋友可就慘了

521
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,040
為什麼?  沒有女人味兒啊

522
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:43,240
拉著她上街會被人家誤會同性戀還不慘

523
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:45,400
不要跟他說了 我們去點名了

524
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:46,720
好啊柴泳來了

525
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:50,520
你幹什麼呀你?

526
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:52,880
你不玩了 讓老師看見了要罰錢的

527
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:55,800
怎麼回事 疼啊

528
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:58,040
別說了換衣服吧快點兒快點兒

529
00:28:58,600 --> 00:28:59,840
上火啊

530
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:03,080
汪家玲汪家玲

531
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:04,640
人叔送給你的

532
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:06,920
那他人呢

533
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:10,560
他讓你好好遊 他都會在現場幫你打氣

534
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,480
那我今天可以看見他了 他在哪兒啊

535
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:15,560
你知道她人在心在就行了

536
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,000
人叔叫你快點把它穿上

537
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:21,840
拜拜

538
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:27,840
好漂亮呀

539
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:29,520
你怎麼換了一件游泳衣

540
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:32,120
我爸爸專門從巴黎買來給我的漂亮嗎?

541
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,160
漂亮啊

542
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:35,080
幸虧買大碼 要不然就不合適了

543
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,320
你站在這兒幹什麼?簡直是個色狼

544
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,320
流氓

545
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:48,920
一年一度省港水運會男女游泳混合賽

546
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,480
正式開始

547
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:55,800
1號連坤

548
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:00,320
2號汪家玲

549
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:04,720
3號施俊男

550
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:08,040
3號施俊男

551
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:10,040
交了報名費沒有?

552
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,960
3號施俊男同學取消報名資格

553
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:21,840
4號柴泳

554
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,480
5號屈仁勇

555
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,480
各就各位

556
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:35,120
力爭上游啊 加油一定要加油啊

557
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:21,640
不可能的

558
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:23,280
怎麼人叔不讓我見他呢

559
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:24,400
他這麼疼我

560
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:28,040
假如我出事他一定會出來的 一定會的

561
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:31,240
救命啊 救命啊

562
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:37,120
汪家玲不行了 叫救生員啊

563
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:38,280
有沒有一塊錢?

564
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:39,400
幹什麼?

565
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:40,680
能省就省了

566
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:42,760
如果請救生員不如叫救護車

567
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:44,200
乾脆不用叫了

568
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:47,160
等車了就來不及了 省一塊是一塊

569
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:48,760
哦對呀

570
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:50,120
阿玲小心

571
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:53,240
家玲 家玲

572
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,560
該死的崔文健 你幹什麼?

573
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:00,320
阿玲你怎麼樣啊

574
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:03,880
各位同學頒獎典禮正式開始

575
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,160
第三名連坤同學

576
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:17,080
第二名屈仁勇同學

577
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:20,920
今天的冠軍就是柴泳同學

578
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:39,120
柴泳

579
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:40,360
阿男

580
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:42,360
柴泳火車到了

581
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:44,320
就來

582
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:47,000
你怎麼來了?

583
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:49,560
我來送送你

584
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:51,320
謝謝你

585
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:55,240
送給你的

586
00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:58,640
送給我

587
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:04,400
真奇怪 我對其他女孩子什麼都說得出

588
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:09,480
但是對你 我不知道說什麼好

589
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:11,400
是嗎?

590
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:13,800
雖然不太值錢

591
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:16,440
但是我相信以後不會再送金鏈子

592
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:17,480
給其他女孩子了

593
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,880
柴泳火車快開了快點吧

594
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:22,560
我真的要走了

595
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:26,040
你有時間寫信給我啊

596
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:27,480
柴泳

597
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:28,720
我真的要走了

598
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:42,880
我以後不會再用了

599
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:47,640
忘了要她的地址

600
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:58,480
這兒座這兒座  謝謝

601
00:33:58,560 --> 00:33:59,840
來吃點東西

602
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:01,200
謝謝

603
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:04,320
我太爺是不是那種朋友?

604
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:05,640
是

605
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:07,120
那什麼都知道了

606
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,240
是啊

607
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,440
那幫我問問明天考試出什麼題呀

608
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,120
先問六合彩號碼吧

609
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:14,720
我的遊戲機丟了好久了

610
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:15,960
你叫我他幫我找啊

611
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:17,640
我先問我先問 我先問的

612
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,640
不行一個個問嘛

613
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:22,880
我先問 考試重要

614
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:25,800
都別吵我先問

615
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:27,960
你問吧  讓超榮先問吧

616
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:29,440
哦那你先問

617
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,160
我想問問爺爺

618
00:34:32,240 --> 00:34:35,600
我媽說我出世的時候很奇怪的

619
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:40,080
我是不是從我媽的嘎吱窩底下鑽出來的

620
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:45,760
不是 你是從石頭裏蹦出來的

621
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:47,080
是嗎?

622
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:48,600
是啊

623
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:01,160
同學們 早上好

624
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:04,440
老師 早上好

625
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,360
幹什麼呀你?

626
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,000
老師叫你早上好啊

627
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:12,320
你應該站起來

628
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:16,280
聽見沒聽見啊

629
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:17,640
早上好啊

630
00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:18,880
早上好懂不懂?

631
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:20,440
好就好了

632
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:29,360
老師 早上好

633
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,200
好啦 坐下啦

634
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:36,680
老師說坐下啊 坐啊

635
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:43,040
真奇怪 他會這麼好?

636
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:44,920
神經病不要管他

637
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:49,360
我現在先做一題給大家看大家抄一抄啊

638
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:54,120
真漂亮啊

639
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,040
我用3倍價錢買下來

640
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:58,600
只有一套多少錢都不賣

641
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:02,120
喂你們兩個應該好好聽課

642
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:03,520
假如你認真聽課的話

643
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:05,160
就沒有時間管這些閒事了

644
00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:06,480
你說什麼死丫頭

645
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,680
連坤你幹什麼呀

646
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:11,240
沒事啊老師

647
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:13,880
請你上課的時候不要騷擾其他同學

648
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:15,240
哦知道了

649
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:18,040
我在做一個例題給大家看

650
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:20,160
10塊錢好不好?

651
00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:21,320
100塊

652
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:22,600
100就100啊

653
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:27,120
100啊

654
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,680
連坤你幹什麼?

655
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:41,480
還差我一條

656
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,800
自找沒趣呀

657
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:00,880
喂還不走?

658
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:02,000
走就走

659
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,320
老師請坐

660
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:10,200
老師 好吃嗎?

661
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:12,200
還好

662
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:14,200
你不夠吧我的給你吧

663
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:15,680
連坤

664
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:17,840
老師 我還沒吃過呢

665
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:20,560
假如你怕我的口水我再給你拿一份吧

666
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:25,480
你們吃飯呢看什麼呀

667
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:27,960
連坤你太過分了

668
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,840
你怎麼這樣對待同學呢

669
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:33,400
飯廳不是你一個人霸一張桌子

670
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:35,400
我沒有一個人霸桌子呀

671
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:38,000
還有你老師

672
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:42,200
我一直都認為你雖然底子不好但本質不壞

673
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:46,600
誰知道你不懂得上課不注意還橫行霸道的

674
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:49,280
原來桐油罐就是裝桐油的

675
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:51,280
你根本就是流氓

676
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:54,640
我不是流氓啊 老師你不要冤枉我

677
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:57,080
你令我太失望了

678
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:05,200
看什麼有什麼好看的?

679
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:08,840
大哥給我一次機會吧

680
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:10,120
不可能

681
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:16,600
大哥我這麼多年跟你出生入死啊

682
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,120
你跟我講條件

683
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,400
大哥

684
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:28,200
你真的想退會

685
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:29,400
是啊

686
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:32,680
好 那你就要交一點退會費了

687
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:36,280
謝謝大哥謝謝謝謝大哥

688
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:38,040
我們走

689
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:41,480
謝謝謝謝啊

690
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:43,280
多帶點同學來謝謝

691
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:46,520
這把呢 就是霍都王子用的日月金刀

692
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:49,800
正所謂是一刀傍身就橫衝直撞

693
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:51,480
看看啊 好東西

694
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:52,880
那是假的

695
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:56,920
在香港分什麼真假呀有的用不就行了嗎

696
00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:00,280
你想幹什麼?想買就買不買走了

697
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:01,640
不買啦

698
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:03,120
你不買

699
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:04,400
要多少錢啊

700
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:06,560
5000

701
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:08,560
新的才1000塊

702
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:10,080
這不一樣啊

703
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:13,160
你省一筆醫藥費加起來就合算了

704
00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:14,600
買就買咯

705
00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:17,480
謝謝你了

706
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:20,360
看看有多少啊

707
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,360
哇差不多了吧

708
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:24,640
你幹什麼呢

709
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:26,280
衛老師

710
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:28,760
你們竟然在學校賣這種東西

711
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:33,080
你們怎麼對得起關懷你們的同學和老師呢

712
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:35,840
馬上跟我去見歐陽主任

713
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:37,320
衛老師

714
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:41,840
別攔著他 我們是罪有應得

715
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:46,360
不管我們有多大的苦衷 有多少的委屈

716
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:47,680
都不要阻止他

717
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,960
那你們到底有什麼苦衷和委屈呢

718
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:54,600
衛老師 現在已經是嚴冬了

719
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,960
一人一棉被的賑災行動啊

720
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:01,120
我們是為了華東水災的災民

721
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:05,880
還有就是非洲埃塞俄比亞的貧苦饑民

722
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:07,120
是啊是啊

723
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:08,920
所以我們才出賣自己的私貨的

724
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,120
衛老師

725
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:13,320
是你愛心教學方法深深的啟發了我

726
00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:15,960
我覺得自己應該為這個地球

727
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:19,120
為這個世界 這個宇宙發一分光發一分熱

728
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:22,640
所以我們才會舉行這個慈善拍賣行動

729
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:24,160
真的?

730
00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:27,040
我會對你這位富有愛心的老師說謊嗎?

731
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:29,760
那我錯怪你們了

732
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:31,960
衛老師

733
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,640
我也應該盡我自己一點的微力 收下吧

734
00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:38,720
謝謝 謝謝你

735
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,280
你們能這樣我感到很安慰呀

736
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,000
我為你們而自豪啊

737
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:46,520
好好繼續努力  是

738
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:47,800
將愛心發揚光大

739
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,800
我們知道 一定會

740
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:52,240
拜拜

741
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:56,600
你真行

742
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:59,200
對付這種笨蛋和對付女人一樣

743
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:01,080
只需要甜言和蜜語就行了

744
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:04,720
我們剛才賣的錢再加上我們捐出來的呢

745
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:06,360
剛夠他退會費的

746
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:08,200
我看差不多了啊

747
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:10,720
我這次洗底全靠哥們了

748
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,160
自己人別說這種話好不好?

749
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:17,000
我提議啊難得這麼高興慶賀一番呢

750
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:19,600
這樣好了 今天晚上一切我請

751
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:21,320
上哪兒去你們說 好不好

752
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,080
那謝謝你了

753
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:25,880
就是他們

754
00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:28,680
哇 這麼多呀

755
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:32,320
你們為什麼欺詐同學的錢?

756
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:35,080
校長我們一手交錢一手交貨

757
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,120
願買願賣 不算欺詐

758
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:39,760
其實他們無非是想幫助別人

759
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:41,160
出發點還是好的

760
00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:43,680
衛老師 我們辦教育的

761
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:46,800
不能讓學生犯錯誤 你分明是容忍他們

762
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:48,760
但是法律不外乎人情嘛

763
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,120
給他們一次機會吧

764
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:52,760
沒有我的批准就不能在學校裏買賣

765
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,960
在學校買賣就是違反校規

766
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:58,240
違反校規就要罰 罰你們放學之前

767
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:00,560
要洗一樓到三樓男女廁所

768
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,280
洗完之後才能睡聽到沒有?

769
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:03,800
校長  不用說了

770
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:06,240
主任的命令就是我的命令 出去

771
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,440
校長那你把錢還給我們

772
00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:10,560
錢學校就沒收 不能還

773
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:11,840
主任錢是我們的

774
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,480
罰其他的 錢我們還有用呢

775
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,800
錢當然是有用了

776
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:17,160
全都出去

777
00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:19,160
校長  出去

778
00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:23,120
走 走 快走

779
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:24,560
走吧走吧 走吧

780
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:25,840
出去

781
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:28,400
發財了

782
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:30,640
無緣無故發了一筆財呀

783
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,320
上官先生有人找你

784
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,320
你有什麼投訴呀你找我就對了

785
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:39,200
我叫做上官華

786
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:43,480
反對填鴨式教育 助漲自由教育之風

787
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:45,480
這是我的政綱 你有什麼投訴?

788
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:46,840
找我就對了 坐

789
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:48,120
你真的可以幫我

790
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:50,440
你說什麼你說什麼?你有什麼投訴?

791
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:52,520
我要投訴我們學校的訓導主任

792
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:55,360
貪污斂財 欺詐學生 橫行霸道

793
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,160
心理變態 反正他樣樣齊全

794
00:42:57,240 --> 00:42:58,440
真的?

795
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:00,600
喂  阿坤

796
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:02,600
大哥

797
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:03,960
退會費準備好了沒有?

798
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:07,120
明天到期了 別說大哥不提醒你啊

799
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:12,280
錢還沒湊齊呢能不能再寬限幾天呢

800
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:14,360
你當是小孩子做遊戲

801
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:17,840
沒錢你就別指望退會了 好好想想

802
00:43:18,720 --> 00:43:21,560
喂喂大哥 大哥大哥大哥 喂

803
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:24,440
怎麼樣啊

804
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:27,360
都是那個該死的肥豬

805
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:30,560
阿坤阿坤冷靜點

806
00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:32,400
你幹什麼?

807
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:34,920
冷靜一點嘛你 找什麼?

808
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,240
我那一把西瓜刀哪去了?

809
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,240
我們沒買西瓜不用找了

810
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:42,360
豈有此理那個肥豬把我害成這個樣子

811
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:44,400
我非把他當成西瓜給劈了

812
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:47,480
冷靜點冷靜點冷靜點

813
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:51,200
怕什麼呀我現在什麼前途都沒有了怕什麼

814
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:57,080
阿坤你想報仇嗎 不一定要搞出人命

815
00:43:57,640 --> 00:44:02,760
最好就是要把他搞得求生不得求死不能

816
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:05,360
你想挑他手筋和腳筋呢

817
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:08,120
不是挑而是下瀉藥

818
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:11,720
搞得他求生不得求死不能