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不可能 不可能有超人的智慧

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我真是想不通他怎麼會活的

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難道他裝死

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除非他有神功

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不可能 瀉藥瓶子上明明寫著

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這種藥吃的過量會導致死亡的

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本藥物對部分人士可能引起嚴重反應

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導致痙攣嚴重者甚至引致

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死亡

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我們殺了人了

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吃飯吃的都會脹死人

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不可能的

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那天我們在操場上使勁拋使勁拋

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就算他沒死也會嚇死的

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還有啊我記得我那天藏屍的時候

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他手和腳都僵硬了根本就和死屍一樣的

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怎麼辦?

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抬回房間吧

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好好快點兒

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那邊有校長啊

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這個死肥豬一向是冷血的

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就算他平時是罰我們跑步

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他還不是冷冰冰的

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還有啊這麼容易嚇死他

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那早就嚇死他了

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為什麼會這樣呢

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難道他故意裝死?

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裝死

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那天在禮堂什麼人來過?

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教育署專員

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上官華

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他利用我們

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讓我們不能講他的壞話

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利用我們幫他演戲

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讓我們陪他唱歌

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我更慘啊要鑽進他的褲襠裏

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還要給他洗澡

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原來這樣 卑鄙

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無恥 早知道你們4個人搞鬼了

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上課  先上課

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喂我發現你們好像不太正常啊

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我正常才叫你做歐陽協成啊

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我不願意做歐陽協成 我願意做鬼

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你要聽我說啊我又不是說不讓你做鬼

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放學之後你把屍體扔在一旁

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到時候你就做你的林世榮了

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我是為你好啊  為我好

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當然了 你想想假如你不上他身

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他就會變成屍體了

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到時候健哥他們要坐牢了

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那也是為了阿健好

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何止阿健好 你當了主任

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以後就沒人敢欺負我了

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你又可以給我們高分數嘛

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那也是為你好啊

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我好就是你好

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你現在可以當一流學府的主任

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你說是不是?

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分明是狡辯

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不是啊你現在騎虎難下

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你說你有俠義的心腸啊

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你不幫 健哥就要坐牢了

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小兄弟啊我從小家裏窮念書少

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怎麼能教人呢

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我殺豬就行 叫我做老師就不會

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你死之前做過鬼沒有?

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沒死當然沒做過鬼了

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那你不是一樣會做

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做老師很容易的嘛

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你想走來走去 就這麼簡單的嘛

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還可以叫他們自修甚至睡覺都可以

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睡覺也行

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人都喜歡睡覺

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那我是不是人啊

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你有下巴的 死鬼

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各位主任老師注意請馬上到校長室

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各位主任老師注意請馬上到校長室

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怎麼辦呢  我有辦法

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快說啊

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馬上去做歐陽主任啊快走啊

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那邊

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相信大家不用再考慮

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衛老師未經學校同意

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私自挑戰我們的行政架構損害學校聲譽

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是罪無可恕的

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所以無論今天投票結果如何

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大家都應該贊同衛老師自動走

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廖惠珠我早就預料到

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你和歐陽主任會叫我走的

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你放心我已經準備好了 各位我走了

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希望各位能本著愛心教學的精神

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去孕育每一個學生

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革命尚未成功 同志仍需努力 再見

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我可不可以說一句話

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歐陽主任你又想怎麼羞辱我

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我林世 我臨時覺得他表現的很好

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阿成啊 歐陽主任你過來過來一下

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你是不是有其他的用意啊

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歐陽主任你不怕我再叫教育署的人來嗎?

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我天不怕地不怕

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我最怕我的拳腳功夫生疏

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好 既然歐陽主任寬宏大量

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留你在這裏培訓英才 你應該高興啊

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對不起我並不覺得高興

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不過為了這些在水深火熱之中的學生

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我決定留在這兒

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對 好

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背老師你的意見呢

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我沒意見

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那就好了 你放心

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我會留在這裏跟你一較高低

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你會武功嗎?

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好了會議結束大家準備上課

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歐陽主任你留下

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喂 叫你呢

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我啊

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你怕什麼又沒有人在

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你不是人嗎?

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討厭鬼 還抓我的話把兒

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我要問你為什麼要留那個人在這啊

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他那人很好嘛

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就怕你沒這麼好啊

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是不是有什麼好辦法收拾他呀

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我 怎麼了?

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上課鈴啊

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上課鈴 哦 上課了

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阿成阿成

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這下就是不死也不好過

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不知道 歐陽協成怎麼樣報復我們呢

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他逗你呢  你怕什麼呢

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這件事就算他肯說算了 我也不肯說算了

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我也不肯 又吹牛

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你說什麼?我先殺你再殺他

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你還不是在吹牛

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外敵沒除大家不要內訌啊

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冷靜點兒

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臭丫頭

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請問這裏是不是7b班

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老師 早上好

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好 言重言重言重了

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請坐請坐

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故意的 看著啊

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老師 早上好

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好

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喂 你幹什麼?

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你 我嘗一口行不行

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你騙誰呀 想沒收我的煙就說話嘛

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何必這樣啊

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千萬不要誤會我不是這個意思

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我只是想聞聞煙味兒

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真奇怪 怎麼沒飽呢

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神經病 餓了去餐廳吃吧

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聞我的煙幹什麼?

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好啊大家一塊去吃 一塊走來啊

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哎快去一塊去 來來

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來來走走一塊兒去

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怎麼辦?

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去了

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看他幹什麼也好  走啊

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走吧

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全都收起來 我給了

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吃東西啊 大家吃吃 吃啊吃啊

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我很久沒吃這麼好味道的東西了

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你們怎麼不吃?吃啊

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吃啊吃啊 能吃是福啊 吃

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你說他搞什麼鬼啊

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這有陰謀好貴的

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真的吃啊

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你小心點禍從口入

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餓口入啊 快吃吧

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歐陽主任

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你叫我啊

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你發燒了 帶他們來吃東西

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我肚子有點餓

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上課又不知道說什麼好

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哦你沒備課啊 讓他們自修嘛

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為什麼要吃東西呢 下次別這麼傻了

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怎麼自修啊 我可不可以睡覺?

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懶豬啊 晚上我等你 記住來啊

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下課了 下課了

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睡醒了 去哪啊

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先洗臉吧 先洗臉

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歐陽主任你到底安的什麼心啊

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你說什麼我不明白你的意思

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你別再跟我耍花槍了

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我既然留下來就準備你是刁難我的

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我是為了我學生才這樣做的

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真對不起 我不明白你的意思

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一定要我說是嗎?

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好啊 你不可能看見學生睡覺

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都不罰他們錢的 是什麼陰謀?

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睡覺都要罰錢 你財迷心竅了吧

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老師 老師

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你想幹什麼?這麼大聲你要嚇死我

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上課了你不是叫我們念書

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念書

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算了算了 明年再念吧

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老師叫我們念書好不好?念書啊

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念書 好 念書啊

200
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你們說念不念

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你念

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不行

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你念  真的我啊

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是啊你念

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不念

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那你念不念

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我念念

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十五的月亮 我喜歡 也喜歡星天

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農村的家鄉六七月的夜晚

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在院子裏

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念完了 真的念完了

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不可能的

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念完了 這麼快啊

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還沒到時間下課

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真的念完了 全念完了 念完了

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那你還有沒有書啊

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沒有啦  沒有我看看

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讓開一點啊

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這裏還有一本啊

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這一本是書

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老師這本也要念

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是書就要念啊 沒有下課

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老師叫你念就念吧

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摸 不要摸了

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書是這麼寫的

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我沒有摸你啊

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書是這麼寫的 我沒辦法

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時間到了 下課了

229
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下課了 好 下課

230
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老師再見

231
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再見

232
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:21,800
你怎麼上課讓技安看黃色的書嘛

233
00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:25,880
現在的書有紅黃之分嗎?

234
00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:28,440
是現代金瓶梅 明白嘛

235
00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:32,080
你早點提醒我嘛

236
00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:34,280
怪不得聽起來好像不對勁兒呢

237
00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:38,080
你這小子 你想聽

238
00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:40,440
非禮勿言 非禮勿聽嘛

239
00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:41,840
明天別這樣就行了

240
00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:44,720
還有明天算了算了算了

241
00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:48,600
這些鬼東西搞到渾身都不舒服

242
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:49,960
還給你

243
00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:54,480
你這樣不可以的

244
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,960
健哥他們怎麼辦?

245
00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:57,880
誰知道他們怎麼辦?

246
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:02,080
做人都難做 做鬼就更難

247
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:03,920
可惜我死過了

248
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,080
要不然我寧願做鬼也不願做人

249
00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:08,400
是啊 死了就行了

250
00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:09,960
我已經死了嗎?

251
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:13,400
不是 我的意思說你做歐陽協成

252
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:16,160
然後當眾再自殺大家就知道你死了

253
00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:20,640
人嚇人嚇死人啊

254
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,480
對  什麼?

255
00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:25,560
這次我可不是開玩笑啊

256
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,800
我雖然可以上歐陽協成的身

257
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:32,120
但是一到子時物動星移我就要離開他

258
00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:34,600
那他

259
00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:49,760
你帶我來這裏幹什麼?

260
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,680
現在是午飯時間大好機會

261
00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:53,000
等下我給你個手勢

262
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:54,680
你就馬上跳下去好不好

263
00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:57,120
這裏跳下去會不會壓壞學生呢

264
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,000
沒關係 我幫你找到位置就好了

265
00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:03,080
我怕調下去整個人散了爛了

266
00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:05,320
一灘糊塗了把學生嚇壞了

267
00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:09,480
跟你說 不怕 快點兒啦

268
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:11,720
你幹什麼

269
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,800
我有畏高症啊畏高症

270
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:14,960
你想不想做林世榮

271
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,080
想  想就跳啊

272
00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:20,400
你死了 早就死過了 你是鬼怕什麼?

273
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,680
等我啊

274
00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:36,440
下來呀 快點下來沒時間了跳下來啊

275
00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:37,760
快點兒

276
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,760
歐陽主任歐陽主任歐陽主任跳樓了

277
00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:54,440
歐陽主任死了

278
00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:56,320
怎麼樣?

279
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,520
阿健的手好像受傷了

280
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:01,240
沒事

281
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:08,760
來來來你的手

282
00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:10,240
斷了可大可小呀

283
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:13,560
小心點麼叫你

284
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:16,240
跌打酒 有沒有啊

285
00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:18,760
這可大可小啊

286
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,680
什麼可大可小啊

287
00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:23,280
我幫你治好了就可小了我會治療跌打

288
00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:24,640
你別胡來啊

289
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,960
你們幹什麼呢 我真的會跌打

290
00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:29,960
我才會打呢 假仁假義

291
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:31,640
我早就知道你想整我們呢

292
00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:33,520
我就是不讀書也要打你

293
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:36,920
連坤你怎麼這樣對待主任呢

294
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,040
你太沒禮貌了

295
00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:40,600
算了年輕人火氣大

296
00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,160
我以前也是這個樣子的

297
00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,160
臭樣子用不著你好心呀

298
00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:47,240
你太過分了 主任你打算怎麼處分他

299
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:48,840
算了我不跟他計較

300
00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:50,440
我叫你不要動啊

301
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:53,880
你還這樣 好你跟我來教員室

302
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:56,280
好去去去這裏有我就行了

303
00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:59,200
怎麼還不走?  走就走

304
00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:04,360
你雖然趕走連坤但是還有我

305
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:05,560
還有我

306
00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:06,760
我們繼續走

307
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:13,640
我發現你越來越像什麼慈善總理

308
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:14,840
什麼意思?

309
00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:16,560
做了善事沒人說你好

310
00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:20,920
算了 算我錯了我再跳啊

311
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,720
你跳跳跳 一個人都沒有了

312
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:24,920
跳也沒用了

313
00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:32,520
哎喲好疼啊 用力咬住它

314
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,280
我又不是中槍

315
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:39,200
不行啊 傷口腫的很厲害

316
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:40,560
還是去醫療室吧

317
00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:43,800
不行啊 肥豬的課一見到會虐待我們的

318
00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:47,000
疼就要找醫生嘛

319
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,000
不疼不疼

320
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:51,800
一點苦楚等於激勵 頂得住頂得住

321
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,920
說說嘛 聽不聽在你

322
00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:57,440
老師怎麼還不來上課?

323
00:18:57,920 --> 00:18:59,560
千萬不要說我

324
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:00,840
我不會說出口的

325
00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:03,560
我怕你說了連我媽咪要來上課了

326
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,320
阿健阿健你怎麼了?

327
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,160
來來來我看看我看看

328
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:13,480
腫得像豬蹄兒一樣 把它吃下去

329
00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:14,680
跌打藥是我做的

330
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:16,760
又怎麼了?

331
00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:18,000
要吃一起吃

332
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:19,360
再多做兩個了

333
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,400
難道跌傷的手還有傳染嗎?

334
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:26,040
你想毒死阿健啊 那就把我們都毒死

335
00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:27,800
那你就可以除掉眼中釘了

336
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,760
還有連坤呢

337
00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:31,400
你這個漢奸少廢話

338
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,800
你才是漢奸呢 你還洗手間化妝間呢

339
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:35,880
你再說 我馬上強姦你

340
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,160
你敢  好啊

341
00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:38,280
下流

342
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:40,040
好了好了不要吵了

343
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:42,360
把它吃了呢 吃了

344
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,160
你真的吃啊

345
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,080
老師我們去洗手間

346
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,480
小心背老師啊

347
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:04,920
連坤你在罰站還說話

348
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:10,080
老師我到底要站多久啊

349
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,000
你認錯就不用站了

350
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:13,480
認錯

351
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:17,400
老師你會在這個學校要教多少年啊

352
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:19,400
問這個幹什麼?

353
00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:22,320
我看看我要站多少年

354
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,080
我叫你小心我呀 背老師

355
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,280
連坤其實你本質不壞

356
00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:33,280
只要你有決心一定可以改好的

357
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:36,440
老師我能不能看一會兒電視

358
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:38,400
你在罰站還看電視

359
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:42,320
不是啊 不看電視怎麼知道世界新聞呢

360
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,040
好 想看自己開了

361
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:47,720
好

362
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,480
我說給你看電視沒說給你走開

363
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:51,840
不用罰站啊

364
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,000
容易啊

365
00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:00,400
背老師小心啊 連坤你

366
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:05,480
警方正在通緝懷疑在逃男子李阿九

367
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:07,720
並相信他身上持有槍械

368
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,280
是一個高度的危險人物

369
00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:13,160
假如任何人提供上述情報

370
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:15,280
連坤你可以回去上課了

371
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:18,000
哦我現在又不想走了

372
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:20,320
你叫我走啊那我不是多沒臉啊

373
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:23,960
好啊那你慢慢站站到放學吧

374
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,280
謝謝老師

375
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:31,880
通緝男子李阿九目前仍然下落不明

376
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:34,480
肥豬今天好像真的想幫我治

377
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:38,080
哪有這麼好的心啊 大象都會上樹了

378
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:39,640
還有另外一個花邊新聞

379
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:42,000
非洲有一隻大象成功的爬上了樹

380
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:43,280
聽到沒有?

381
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,480
阿坤 你說呢

382
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:48,680
還有什麼說 幹掉他

383
00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:49,920
等於沒說

384
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,320
就是

385
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:55,720
你來幹什麼?

386
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,880
我是來給他敷藥的

387
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:01,160
跟你說過了不要再來的 你怎麼搞的?

388
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,480
小心啦

389
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:07,960
你想整我就整啊 過來整來呀

390
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,160
治跌打呢 不會治死人的

391
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:18,120
何況這是黃師傅的真傳

392
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:20,080
吹牛

393
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:22,480
我不是吹牛 是黃飛鴻

394
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,920
你輕點 輕點輕點

395
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,120
阿健

396
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:29,560
不能不能不能

397
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:35,000
怕什麼呢 沒事的

398
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:37,680
好像真的好一點了

399
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,040
過幾天就好了啊

400
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:43,920
好好的休息啊 沒事了好好休息

401
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,440
別走啊 別走

402
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,040
你們好好的休息了

403
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:55,640
豈有此理啊

404
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:58,000
別追了 看看阿健怎麼樣吧

405
00:22:58,320 --> 00:22:59,560
你到底怎麼樣啊

406
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:00,760
好像行啊

407
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:02,480
你剛才說他行的

408
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,520
剛才講兩句休息 分明是詛咒我們

409
00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:12,240
阿健你別硬撐了 是不是感覺不舒服

410
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:14,160
是不是有東西想吐出來啊

411
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:17,760
說了沒事了 想不到主任會跌打

412
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:21,080
好像還會幾招功夫 的確是真人不露相

413
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:24,960
我說他老謀深算 看他什麼時候對付我們

414
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:27,840
不要胡思亂想了 你看看真的行

415
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:30,560
阿健你還是找醫生檢查一下好了

416
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:34,440
你可以割脈自殺

417
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:38,520
你算了吧 搞的血淋淋的 會嚇壞學生的

418
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,720
要想個辦法自殺才行

419
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,360
嚇人也沒辦法了

420
00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:46,200
你幫我想個辦法可以死的像樣一點兒

421
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:48,080
我幫你想了很多辦法了

422
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,680
你到底想不想自殺

423
00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:53,240
阿健的手好像好得很快呀

424
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,160
我的師傅教我的跌打功夫

425
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:57,120
看來真有兩下子啊

426
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,120
了不起了 開診所啊

427
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:11,560
好主意呀 這樣可以造福學生

428
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:15,400
有有有 這個好辦法

429
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:16,840
是不是吃東西吃死了

430
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:18,000
上吊

431
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:19,680
這樣才像自殺

432
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:23,560
上吊啊 上吊的方法不太好

433
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:25,480
你可以寫遺書的

434
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:27,840
對塵世厭倦了 不想活了

435
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:30,120
那就沒人懷疑了 對吧

436
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,600
我這麼胖繩子吊不死我啊

437
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:36,040
你真是笨呀 上吊不一定非得用繩子呀

438
00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:38,600
拿床單卷起來就行了 過來

439
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:42,200
等等 我死了誰給阿健治啊

440
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,760
健哥差不多快好了 只有你一個人會跌打

441
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:48,600
那可不行啊 因為醫治跌打這種事

442
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:50,840
半途而廢就很麻煩的

443
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:54,120
我要他戒口啊

444
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:56,440
你幹什麼?

445
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:01,200
這個死肥豬自從復活之後呢

446
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:02,600
這是完全變了

447
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:03,840
謝謝坤哥

448
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,880
變好了呢 又不罰我們的錢

449
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:07,600
謝謝坤哥

450
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:11,080
還有 幫我治手 謝謝坤哥

451
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:12,400
也不虐待我們了

452
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:15,520
三歲定八十 不可能變好的

453
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:16,960
是啊 看看坤哥就知道了

454
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:18,200
你說什麼?

455
00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:22,320
我是說你從小到大都這麼棒啊

456
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,040
他會不會復活之後變了性啊

457
00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:29,240
對了 既然他改變了 就給他一次機會了

458
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:32,160
怎麼樣 正所謂知錯能改善莫大焉

459
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,320
對對對

460
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,560
我們對他好點 他也對我們好一點

461
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:37,480
那我們以後就有好日子過了

462
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:38,920
說得對沒必要跟他鬥

463
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,280
還不如多花點時間 追女人

464
00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:42,560
當然了

465
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:44,360
你們都這麼說

466
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,040
就是我少數服從多數了是不是?

467
00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:48,320
不是 是民主

468
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,840
既然大家都明白 主任為我們好

469
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,760
我們應該跟他說對不起

470
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:56,960
應該的 你去吧

471
00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:58,720
阿坤呀 你怎麼樣?

472
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:00,520
既然你們都去 那我也一塊去了

473
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:01,880
好的

474
00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:09,160
你快說遺言啊 什麼時候死?

475
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:13,560
幹什麼?

476
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,320
別煩我趕時間呀

477
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,080
搞什麼鬼呀

478
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,480
師傅說得對 仁者無敵

479
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:23,240
我的俠義行為 打動他們的心

480
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,080
怎麼了?

481
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:28,320
好癢啊

482
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:29,640
可能沒洗澡

483
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,080
留一點給肥豬

484
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:34,440
當然不行了 你幹什麼

485
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,440
抓癢嗎 你沒看見?

486
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:39,960
系條領帶給他們留個好印象

487
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:44,600
拿著這個  什麼呀

488
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:47,000
歐陽協成專用的 來

489
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:51,600
是不是 我早說過 他沒這麼好啊

490
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:54,000
揭開看看

491
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:57,520
不會吧 說得這麼可怕

492
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:00,720
好像不是我的手啊

493
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:01,800
腫了

494
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:03,400
說了叫你別相信他了

495
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:05,920
豈有此理這個該死的

496
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,600
又到我表演的時候了

497
00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:09,520
走

498
00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:13,680
中國人是不可以打中國人的

499
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:17,760
千萬不要誤會

500
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:21,080
意思就是香港人絕對可以打香港人

501
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:22,600
好  打他

502
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:23,800
走

503
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,400
你現在回避一下 他們就要來了

504
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:31,800
你看藏什麼地方好

505
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:33,160
真是煩死人了

506
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,360
進來

507
00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:46,000
你們是不是有話要跟我說

508
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,280
是

509
00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:49,240
你看 我來報仇的

510
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:07,720
豈有此理啊 想趕我們出學校

511
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,360
我們走  走

512
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:18,800
你看你 剛才被人打的時候

513
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:20,840
魂魄都跑出來 就不用自殺了

514
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:25,080
可笑嗎 那不是又叫他們做殺人兇手

515
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:27,000
還是要打動別人的心

516
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:28,480
還不是被人家打了一頓

517
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:30,280
看你死的瞑不瞑目

518
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:32,720
真是死不瞑目啊

519
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:36,200
不可能糊了幾幅藥 手還那麼腫啊

520
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:45,480
糟了昨天把肥豬打成這樣會不會報仇啊

521
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:47,560
我不怕他

522
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:52,400
老師 早上好

523
00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:02,240
你們4個人出來 出來

524
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:12,400
你打算怎麼罰我們?

525
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:14,440
把手伸出來

526
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:19,280
我給你們號脈

527
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:20,840
號脈  號脈

528
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:22,960
號脈  號脈

529
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:27,240
快點啊 寫這麼久

530
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:29,880
好了 我寫完連坤的那張

531
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:31,600
治夜尿的方子就行了

532
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:35,440
記住給阿健說照我的藥方吃藥

533
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:37,720
你說了9次還不快點寫

534
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,680
等下人家放學又說不能寫了

535
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:45,480
我忘了幫你寫一張什麼 腦筋遲鈍的藥方

536
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:48,440
不用了 不用了暫時不想和你分手

537
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:51,240
行了行了行了

538
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,000
大哥有員警

539
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:56,560
不管這麼多了 照沖

540
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:05,400
快追

541
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:15,080
老師 早上好

542
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,160
等等等等等等啊

543
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:19,480
在我們沒去操場之前

544
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:22,840
首先要學習一下接力棒的理論

545
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:25,760
說什麼呀你

546
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:27,720
跑就跑還學什麼理論

547
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,680
背老師真容易當啊背對我們就行了

548
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:32,360
今天才知道啊

549
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:33,680
你是不是廢話

550
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,000
前面那個學校 讓我下車

551
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:45,360
你先走

552
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:00,680
行了沒有 弄了很久了

553
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,920
我發現你們的教學進度

554
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,320
好像跟不上我們學校定的指標

555
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:16,080
不是啊校長我沒有偷懶啊

556
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:17,560
我很努力工作的

557
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:19,640
是啊 我也覺得沒什麼問題啊

558
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:21,760
還敢抵賴自己看

559
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:24,600
背老師最高

560
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:26,000
高雅老師其次

561
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:27,920
方老師你更差

562
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:30,680
衛老師你自己看吧出現赤字了

563
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:33,480
如果你們徹底執行了校規

564
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:36,160
怎麼可能罰來來的錢越來越來少呢

565
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:40,320
校長 教育學生不能光靠罰錢的

566
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:41,640
應該用愛心

567
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:45,080
衛老師那應該根據個別學生的情況而定

568
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:47,000
假如天賦差又偷懶

569
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:48,720
就是你再愛他也沒有用啊

570
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:50,280
那就  很對呀衛老師

571
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:51,720
如果你決心留在這

572
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:55,080
我希望你好好的檢討一下你的教學方式

573
00:31:56,040 --> 00:32:01,200
校長我覺得只要罰打手板就已經足夠了

574
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:06,040
方老師那麼我們發工資的時候

575
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:09,160
我們打你一下手板當作發薪水行不行呢

576
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:13,640
看見沒有啊?

577
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:16,040
上課翹課一定要記過

578
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:18,400
不行 一定要他買3套校服

579
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,080
多交兩個月的吃住費

580
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:21,600
一起跟我去 來

581
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,160
現在我們講講

582
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:29,360
交接力棒的正確姿勢還有它的方向

583
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:31,640
以及應該怎麼樣配合時間

584
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,160
大家注意聽著啊

585
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:34,600
聽著聽著

586
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:36,800
九爺

587
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:42,720
阿坤快點想辦法外面有員警包圍

588
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:43,800
乾脆自首啊

589
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:45,960
什麼自首 那不等於叫我去送死

590
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:48,200
這是學校你不能胡來

591
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:49,400
看什麼?

592
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:50,640
大家不准動

593
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:52,440
別動

594
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:57,280
如果誰亂動的話 我就一槍打死他

595
00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:59,240
別動 別動全都蹲下

596
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:02,080
蹲下來 蹲下來

597
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:04,600
蹲下來

598
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,440
死的乾脆一點兒知道嗎

599
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:14,680
記得叫阿健記住不要吃燒鵝呀

600
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,680
行了行了行了死了再說吧

601
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:19,080
快點快點

602
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:21,880
別動

603
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:29,320
外面的人聽著 馬上給我預備小型飛機

604
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:32,040
不然的話 就把學生全打死

605
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:35,680
我限你們10分鐘之內

606
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:53,360
你 出來 我叫你出來

607
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:58,000
大哥他是我的老師

608
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:00,640
正好啊 我長這麼大

609
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:02,280
還沒和老師做過愛呢

610
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:05,080
大哥你放過她吧

611
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:11,240
怎麼 你要說清楚一點啊

612
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:12,880
不然的話我連你都打死

613
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,040
她是我的人啊

614
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:17,960
別動 別動

615
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:21,880
怪不得上次測試他這麼高分

616
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,040
你顧你自己的命吧

617
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:26,920
大哥求求你了 你放過她吧

618
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,160
把她還給我吧

619
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:30,920
哎呀還給你

620
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:39,240
你 梳辮子的那個出來 出來

621
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:43,920
出來啊你

622
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:49,920
大哥大哥 不行啊 這個也不行

623
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,800
你搞什麼鬼啊 你還挺花心的你

624
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:55,800
大哥大哥

625
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:59,720
大哥你放了她吧

626
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:01,760
你說什麼?

627
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:04,320
大哥你在外面闖蕩江湖

628
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:05,760
應該知道江湖上有兩句話

629
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:07,760
酒能亂性色可傷身

630
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:10,000
侮辱女性會害自己一生的

631
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:12,960
這樣好吧你把她放了我們出去慢慢談

632
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:15,600
老弟 我出來闖蕩這麼久啊

633
00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:17,760
見過這麼多的人

634
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:19,720
最沒出息的就是你了

635
00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:23,400
請你不要拿槍指著我 不要指著我

636
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:25,440
交換人質我做你的人質

637
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:28,280
你見鬼了你 還給你

638
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,200
謝謝大哥

639
00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:34,520
戴眼鏡的那個你

640
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,920
不要強姦我呀 不要啊

641
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:41,360
你算了吧 看你那個死樣 像個老太婆

642
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:43,880
我是讓你去通知員警

643
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:47,360
問問飛機準備好了沒有 快去

644
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:54,600
匪徒問

645
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:58,080
你說什麼我叫李阿九 九哥

646
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:03,400
九哥問小飛機準備了沒有?

647
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:13,720
阿九你聽著如果你3分鐘內不投降

648
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,080
我們就出動飛虎隊

649
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:16,320
他媽的

650
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:22,640
誰在放炮啊 劈裏啪啦的

651
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,120
不是放炮 是什麼

652
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:27,800
我聽過洋人開槍啊

653
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:30,360
是槍聲啊 快放我下來

654
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:35,840
你上哪兒去啊

655
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:42,640
不許動不許動

656
00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:43,840
不要開槍

657
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:45,080
不許胡來啊

658
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:47,160
小心我一槍打死他

659
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:50,000
如果不答應我的條件 我數六聲

660
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:52,760
不行話 我就打死他

661
00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:59,000
住口

662
00:36:59,960 --> 00:37:03,480
一 二

663
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:09,160
三 四

664
00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:17,440
五 六

665
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:23,000
老師

666
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:39,880
你趁機會死啊

667
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:42,200
快去叫救護車呀

668
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:44,000
不用不用叫黑箱車呀

669
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:45,560
你真殘忍啊

670
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:46,920
快走哇

671
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:53,080
快點快點 讓開 讓開

672
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:54,480
小心點兒

673
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:57,520
快呀

674
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:04,080
真是沒有人性啊 混蛋

675
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:05,400
成功了

676
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:06,400
不怕的沒事了

677
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:19,480
醫生他怎麼樣 你別搖頭啊

678
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:21,000
那我不搖頭了

679
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:23,080
不過病人失血過多 對不起

680
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:32,080
你不要帶走他 讓我以後怎麼辦呢

681
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,120
我好想跟他說對不起啊

682
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:35,400
我一直都怪錯了你

683
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,720
怎麼好人這麼早死

684
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:41,920
不是啊 歐陽協成早就死了

685
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:44,760
怎麼樣主任怎麼樣了?

686
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:50,040
到底怎麼樣了 說呀

687
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:57,000
想不到這麼好的一個師長

688
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:59,320
就這樣離開了我們

689
00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:08,080
走啦 走啦 走啦

690
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:12,440
醫生你聽我說

691
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:14,280
你要是不救他 我就打死你

692
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:17,320
醫生我求求你 你救救他吧

693
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,320
你救救他吧

694
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:22,160
你別感情用事啊

695
00:40:22,240 --> 00:40:24,280
好不容易才離開歐陽協成的身

696
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:27,360
我去廁所

697
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:29,200
假如你認為現在

698
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:30,800
去廁所值得的話 你就去

699
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:32,320
不過我說明啊

700
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,280
以後有什麼三長兩短別怪我

701
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:58,360
很難找到這樣的好老師啊

702
00:40:58,440 --> 00:40:59,920
你救救他吧

703
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,280
是啊 你救救他吧

704
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,000
醫生我沒事了 不用救我了

705
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,160
老師你活了

706
00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:23,760
謝謝你謝謝你

707
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:25,280
不用謝謝 不用謝謝

708
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:30,280
我現在沒事了

709
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:34,600
我很好啊