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各位早 又到了大部分人

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不用上班 上學的星期六早上了

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放了假你打算怎麼利用這一天呢

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上街看電影 還是下定決心去追求

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你夢寐以求的白雪公主呢

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不過 你無論去什麼地方

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最重要的是出門多帶一件衣服

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新聞台說今天有一股大氣流襲擊本港

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今天氣溫最低氣溫是18度

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天這麼冷 不如聽一首熱情的歌曲

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開心一下好嗎?

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你真是走運了今天我請客

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我沒空

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怎麼搞的 悶了一個星期了 出去玩玩

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約了人了

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你太不夠朋友了吧

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約了男的還是女的?

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阿星 人是不分貴賤的你別自卑呀

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要不這樣吧 下星期

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我給你半個小時 行不行?

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才給半小時啊

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阿坤  幹嘛呀

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別說不夠朋友啊

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看同學的份上講講義氣了

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今天吃喝玩樂我包了

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我連阿男都沒請

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不行不行

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阿坤我們走吧  好啊

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個子太矮了吧

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我知道了 你想叫她入會

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夜總會裏面缺媽媽桑嗎?

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你住嘴吧你別胡說八道了好不好啊

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還說是朋友呢

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星爺

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阿健 要是你讓你兄弟

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在假日裏面一個人吃飯看電影逛街

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那可就太沒人性了啊

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拜託別說你不陪我去呀

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喂你說什麼呀

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阿健 阿健你太關心我了

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你對我真好啊 走吧

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去哪兒?

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你陪我上街呀

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對不起我不能去

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現在是春天嗎 怎麼個個都要找雌性動物

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我要上學下次再陪你去好不好?

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上學 今天是假日啊

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是啊 今天是假日啊

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我約你上街好不好?

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別跑啊

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你約我上街 我約你上街

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我們中國功夫源遠流長

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經過千百年的轉變

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除了心意合一之外還要神形兼備

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特別是我們的祖師爺創立的狂龍十八掌

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那真是打遍天下無敵手啊

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真厲害呀

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還有啊 我把它融會貫通

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創立了我這個叫做三招的絕技

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無論是在上中下三處都無懈可擊

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老兄你交了不少的學費做我的入門弟子

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我把所有東西都交給你

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謝謝師傅

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跟我練 第一招龍在江湖

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第一招龍在江湖

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對了

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師傅就這些啦

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是啊 就這些

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你不是說有三招嗎?

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傻小子 凡是我中國人做師傅

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個個都是這樣的

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一定會給自己留下兩招的

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要不就會把十八掌教給你了

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幸虧你聰明 回頭是岸

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找了我呢 要想大使通

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學功夫一定要正宗 我教你是太極拳

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武當祖師張真人教的 不是邪門歪道

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是江湖伎倆 真是博大深淵

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你學我的功夫呢

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有病 馬上好 沒有病 強身

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只此一家別無分館

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師傅你能不能全交給我

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當然可以了 我怕你記不了這麼多

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師傅我會用功學的

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好 我教你兩招

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不許動打劫

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大膽 打劫你不看看我的招牌

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看了快拿錢出來

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老弟你等等啊 我給你點厲害看看

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神經病走開

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別拿這件 喂喂喂

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花瓶你拿走了

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我約了女人看電影了 走了

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現在的人 太沒有禮貌了

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說了約女人看電影就急急忙忙的走了

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你也約了女朋友看電影啊

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收遍嫖毒粉當蝦蝦霸霸半生

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劈盡街頭巷尾打打殺殺一世

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趟盡天下豪傑

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打遍旺角油尖

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這是我們老大

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是你啊 是不是想來學功夫啊

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是啊

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是就行了 我這有很多的功夫學的

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比如洗廁所了 擦廚房了 收拾房間

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去酒樓談判 收帳了 排隊買樓了

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你到底喜歡哪一種的?

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隨便吧

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混賬 怎麼能隨便呢

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一刀是一刀 砍在喉嚨上就不能砍在腰上

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我還是

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想溜啊 就算是溜

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你得學費不會退給你的

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那不要緊 學費你先拿著先拿著用吧

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這還差不多

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我們這武館在消委會的生意

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還是非常好的

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所以公開招收徒弟

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你的學費我是不會騙你的

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不如這樣吧 馬上去上課怎麼樣?

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太快了吧

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走走走

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大哥 你們上哪啊

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上哪啊 這地方小怎麼學武功呢

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你念書都要實踐一下對不對?跟我來吧

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我的包

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別拿了回來再拿

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脖子別伸那麼長 很容易被人發現的

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大哥該來了吧

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我們等誰呀

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要不我去買飲料請你們喝

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小子 我警告你啊 你別想溜啊

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是啊 是啊 我還沒拜師呢

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我去買點吃的來孝敬大家

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老大來了

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小子別耍滑頭啊

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八年抗戰就是靠這個打下來的

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快點兒 快點 沖啊

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你們什麼人?

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你這臭小子昨天的事是不是你們幹的

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廢話少說 要麼你就給錢

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要麼就把命留下

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生命誠可貴 日元價更高啊

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別太小氣啊

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這種廢話少跟我說

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念過中國歷史的人上

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念過中國歷史的快上啊

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這麼棒啊

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中國歷史不記得

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你千萬別打了

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走

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給我倒杯茶  是

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繼續練

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開始

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出拳要有力

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幹什麼?

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我認識裝修師傅的

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很便宜的一定幫你們修好

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師傅這個中國人

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從沙灘那裏一直跟著我們

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是不是來尋仇的

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不是不是

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我是來學空手道的

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你走吧 我不教中國人

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別怕 我付得起學費

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多少都不怕的

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笑話 我們日本人沒錢嗎?

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天水流的空手道 只教天皇的子民

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大和同胞 中國人休想學

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你這樣就不對了 這麼做是種族歧視

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你說什麼?我沒歧視你

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中國人不爭氣 固步自封 不求上進

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貪圖享受 苟且偷生

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軟的欺 硬的怕

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只會自己人打自己人

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歷史上說的非常清楚

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你們這個民族缺點太多

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就算我肯收你為徒弟 中國人的素質

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你也學不到東西

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還是回去學修飛機場吧

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中國功夫沒有沒用 少林寺沒用沒用

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一切沒用沒用沒用

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多了不起啊還不是碰了釘子

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哪想的到現在的女校還有長短周

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真沒用

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秋風起天氣燥小心燒著自己

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別得意呀

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阿健幹什麼呢

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去死吧

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阿健阿健 別這樣嘛

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出什麼事了?  別提了

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阿健你別這樣行不行?

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女人嘛 還怕找不著呢

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晚上帶你去找一個

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好

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夠哥們吧 一起去啊

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哥們今天早上我才說過

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是嗎?  是啊

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等一下

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阿男你別老盯著女人看行不行?

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雖然你的名草有主但是天生難看

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追女孩子是學生最好的課外活動

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這正是四季皆宜健脾開胃

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神經病 開胃 女人能吃啊

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這叫食色性也

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看看主菜來了 誰先吃啊

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阿健你怎麼了?有益身心的東西呀

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別傻了 叫他追女人白費心機

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練功的人守身如玉的

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少廢話 我給你表演表演給你們看啊

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學著點阿星

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有什麼了不起的?

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阿健有什麼事兒 你說啊

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弟兄們一定幫你

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你說的事你幫可別拉上我

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有些東西是天生的

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天生的

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哦原來你對自己某一方面不滿意

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誰叫我被人看不起呢

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有些東西是命中註定的你別太介意了

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我不想做中國人

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阿建我知道

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中國人和洋人是差一點兒

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怎麼樣行了嗎?

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不行啊 功能表上全是日文怎麼點菜

226
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哦原來是日本妞

227
00:14:19,470 --> 00:14:21,190
阿建你行不行啊

228
00:14:24,270 --> 00:14:25,830
沒這麼嚴重吧  是啊

229
00:14:26,350 --> 00:14:28,230
哎呀 這個阿健早跟我說

230
00:14:28,310 --> 00:14:29,510
我認識醫生啊

231
00:14:29,590 --> 00:14:30,830
有電話嗎?給我

232
00:14:31,150 --> 00:14:32,270
你想醫治啊

233
00:14:32,350 --> 00:14:34,830
他會不會想不開找女人發洩

234
00:14:39,350 --> 00:14:40,750
原來是給錢呀

235
00:14:40,830 --> 00:14:43,070
大情人你太小氣了

236
00:14:44,990 --> 00:14:46,470
用不著這麼高興吧

237
00:14:46,550 --> 00:14:51,030
阿健我知道天生不行那就別勉強了

238
00:14:52,110 --> 00:14:54,350
我崔文健不會被天意作弄的

239
00:14:54,790 --> 00:14:56,510
阿健他會氣功啊

240
00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:58,990
別相信這些人 我認識醫生的

241
00:15:01,630 --> 00:15:03,670
他是個牙醫幫我補牙的

242
00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:05,190
最近到外國進修

243
00:15:06,310 --> 00:15:07,870
你們的醫生懂日文嗎?

244
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,550
日文  你懂嗎?

245
00:15:09,630 --> 00:15:11,670
不會啊 所以要補習了

246
00:15:11,950 --> 00:15:13,190
補習

247
00:15:15,590 --> 00:15:17,350
中國功夫

248
00:15:20,470 --> 00:15:21,750
讓一讓

249
00:15:26,710 --> 00:15:27,950
過來 幫幫忙

250
00:15:31,190 --> 00:15:32,910
疼不疼?  疼

251
00:15:32,990 --> 00:15:34,830
好再來一次

252
00:15:52,350 --> 00:15:54,310
你好 混蛋

253
00:16:01,510 --> 00:16:02,710
晚上好

254
00:16:40,910 --> 00:16:42,390
混蛋

255
00:16:46,070 --> 00:16:50,870
歡迎歐陽主任康復回校

256
00:16:53,550 --> 00:16:56,870
老師 早上好

257
00:16:57,790 --> 00:16:59,430
早早早早

258
00:16:59,510 --> 00:17:00,670
來坐坐坐

259
00:17:06,230 --> 00:17:07,550
我先點名啊

260
00:17:09,350 --> 00:17:10,870
汪家玲  到

261
00:17:12,470 --> 00:17:13,830
郭麗珍  到

262
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:16,350
施俊男  到

263
00:17:17,430 --> 00:17:18,910
連坤  到

264
00:17:19,990 --> 00:17:23,430
崔文健 崔文健

265
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:25,190
阿健叫你了 叫你呢

266
00:17:29,710 --> 00:17:31,470
你是不是叫崔文健啊

267
00:17:33,630 --> 00:17:35,630
芥末 你好 對不起

268
00:17:36,270 --> 00:17:38,430
老師你住院的時間太長了

269
00:17:38,910 --> 00:17:40,270
我已經改名字了

270
00:17:40,710 --> 00:17:41,830
改什麼名字啊

271
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:44,990
我現在叫崔健次郎

272
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:53,270
為什麼改日本名字啊還留個鬍子

273
00:17:55,270 --> 00:17:56,470
假的

274
00:17:57,430 --> 00:17:59,270
我已經申請入日本籍

275
00:18:00,190 --> 00:18:02,590
日本籍 中國人不做 做日本人

276
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,190
日本人的文化先進

277
00:18:05,630 --> 00:18:07,470
中國是一個文明古國

278
00:18:07,830 --> 00:18:10,390
中國四分五裂亂七八糟

279
00:18:10,470 --> 00:18:12,110
日本軍國主義欺壓人民

280
00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:14,390
日本人更奮發圖強

281
00:18:15,190 --> 00:18:19,350
日本人只會侵略 甲午戰爭 九一八

282
00:18:19,430 --> 00:18:23,230
一二八 南京大屠殺 揚州十日

283
00:18:23,710 --> 00:18:26,430
還有嘉定三屠

284
00:18:27,350 --> 00:18:29,430
阿玲考試的時候考不考這些

285
00:18:29,510 --> 00:18:30,630
課本裏沒有啊

286
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:31,870
住口

287
00:18:31,950 --> 00:18:34,310
不管怎麼說 學校沒規定

288
00:18:34,390 --> 00:18:37,350
日本人不能在這裏念書 你無權管我

289
00:18:38,270 --> 00:18:42,430
我無權管你 作為一個中國人

290
00:18:43,670 --> 00:18:46,150
我知道有國才有家 有祖先才有後

291
00:18:47,110 --> 00:18:49,630
只要流著中國人的血就是炎黃子孫

292
00:18:49,710 --> 00:18:54,190
龍的傳人 要是背家棄國 忘記了祖先

293
00:18:54,470 --> 00:18:58,950
你就是一個賣國賊 人人得而誅之

294
00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:04,510
好 要殺要砍就放馬過來吧

295
00:19:08,150 --> 00:19:09,510
主任出什麼事了?

296
00:19:14,030 --> 00:19:18,830
你剛出院 何必生氣呢 小心身體

297
00:19:19,630 --> 00:19:22,150
國家家恨當前豈能縱容

298
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:26,870
發火也得養足精神 先喝湯吧

299
00:19:27,310 --> 00:19:29,150
現在  趁熱喝

300
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:30,950
但是

301
00:19:31,030 --> 00:19:33,590
你住院這麼久把我急死了

302
00:19:33,670 --> 00:19:35,270
是我也心急

303
00:19:35,350 --> 00:19:36,470
真的?

304
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:37,750
我尿急呀

305
00:19:40,150 --> 00:19:41,350
校長

306
00:19:44,830 --> 00:19:46,070
校長你好

307
00:19:49,990 --> 00:19:51,910
榮哥第一天上班沒事吧

308
00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:53,350
等等等等

309
00:19:55,190 --> 00:19:56,950
喂林世榮你幹什麼?

310
00:20:00,310 --> 00:20:01,590
看看有沒有人?

311
00:20:08,150 --> 00:20:09,310
沒有啊

312
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:12,390
兩個都是活人啊

313
00:20:14,710 --> 00:20:17,630
這叫元神出竅 陰府的人全會的

314
00:20:17,710 --> 00:20:18,990
你是林世榮嗎?

315
00:20:19,350 --> 00:20:20,710
沒缺什麼吧

316
00:20:20,790 --> 00:20:22,030
你放心吧

317
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:24,790
你出去幫我盯著那個潘金蓮

318
00:20:24,870 --> 00:20:25,990
我有點兒事兒

319
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,150
我去 你去吧

320
00:20:28,230 --> 00:20:31,510
哎呀 我就是你你就是我

321
00:20:31,870 --> 00:20:33,350
你說的是

322
00:20:33,950 --> 00:20:35,950
你幫我看著他 我有事要做

323
00:20:36,590 --> 00:20:38,470
喂林世榮你上哪兒去呀

324
00:20:47,950 --> 00:20:49,470
哎呀 這個小日本兒啊

325
00:20:52,830 --> 00:20:53,950
非禮勿視

326
00:20:55,270 --> 00:20:56,950
來來趁熱快喝了

327
00:20:57,710 --> 00:20:58,950
什麼呀

328
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,270
鹿尾巴燉三鞭

329
00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:06,630
鞭 我的教鞭呀

330
00:21:06,710 --> 00:21:08,710
你真壞這麼露骨

331
00:21:10,830 --> 00:21:12,030
阿健

332
00:21:16,070 --> 00:21:17,350
三木先生

333
00:21:17,670 --> 00:21:18,870
幹什麼

334
00:21:19,310 --> 00:21:20,790
我已經決定不做中國人了

335
00:21:21,110 --> 00:21:22,430
你收我為徒吧

336
00:21:24,430 --> 00:21:26,350
這個臭小子忘本  崔文健

337
00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:31,910
崔文健你幹什麼你?

338
00:21:31,990 --> 00:21:34,030
國先生你別來煩我

339
00:21:34,630 --> 00:21:36,550
我要學真正的武功

340
00:21:37,110 --> 00:21:39,270
學武功中國人懂得了不少

341
00:21:39,350 --> 00:21:42,110
何必奉承日本人呢 起來起來

342
00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:45,590
你還不起來 男兒膝下有黃金 起來呀

343
00:21:45,670 --> 00:21:47,190
不行 我要拜師

344
00:21:47,270 --> 00:21:48,510
中國功夫

345
00:21:51,390 --> 00:21:52,750
有沒有燙到啊

346
00:21:52,830 --> 00:21:53,950
誰呀

347
00:21:54,430 --> 00:21:56,990
校長我忘了沖廁所特地來交罰款的

348
00:21:57,430 --> 00:21:59,390
這麼乖 給你開張收條

349
00:22:02,470 --> 00:22:04,750
我們武術源於中國

350
00:22:05,430 --> 00:22:07,230
但是經過我們大和民族

351
00:22:07,310 --> 00:22:11,670
融會貫通不斷改良 現在已經青出於藍

352
00:22:13,870 --> 00:22:15,110
我懶得聽你說

353
00:22:15,510 --> 00:22:17,270
不管怎麼樣學功夫是沒有錯

354
00:22:17,350 --> 00:22:20,230
但是何必扮成日本人呢 你摘下來

355
00:22:20,310 --> 00:22:21,510
不行

356
00:22:22,950 --> 00:22:25,910
你這個東亞病夫竟然侮辱我們

357
00:22:26,670 --> 00:22:27,870
喂 你說什麼?

358
00:22:28,190 --> 00:22:29,790
沒事 回去沖廁所

359
00:22:29,870 --> 00:22:31,270
出去吧出去

360
00:22:32,990 --> 00:22:36,110
臭小子 怎麼不舒服啊

361
00:22:37,270 --> 00:22:38,950
你怎麼啦  沒事沒事

362
00:22:39,350 --> 00:22:40,670
來讓我看看

363
00:22:43,150 --> 00:22:46,270
好我可以教你武術

364
00:22:47,070 --> 00:22:48,390
但是你要答應我

365
00:22:49,030 --> 00:22:51,310
以後不再做東亞病夫

366
00:22:51,390 --> 00:22:53,150
你千萬不要答應他

367
00:22:57,830 --> 00:22:59,950
崔健次郎拜見師傅

368
00:23:07,590 --> 00:23:10,150
崔文健 回頭是岸

369
00:23:11,830 --> 00:23:13,070
崔文健

370
00:23:14,110 --> 00:23:16,550
哎呀 又要碰上非禮勿視

371
00:23:20,830 --> 00:23:22,030
糟了時辰到了

372
00:23:24,790 --> 00:23:28,550
不好了不好了 跟我來呀

373
00:23:28,630 --> 00:23:29,870
快點兒

374
00:23:35,870 --> 00:23:38,310
喂你上哪兒去了 弄成這個樣子

375
00:23:39,510 --> 00:23:40,470
我沒什麼事呀

376
00:23:40,550 --> 00:23:43,190
我不是說這個自己 是說那個自己啊

377
00:23:44,070 --> 00:23:46,550
你在說什麼呢 讓我來說吧

378
00:23:47,350 --> 00:23:49,630
你明知道你一口氣兒能挨一個時辰

379
00:23:49,710 --> 00:23:52,310
還到處亂跑 像他這樣舌頭怎麼辦呀

380
00:23:52,390 --> 00:23:54,150
行了 我知道了 知道了

381
00:24:04,190 --> 00:24:05,270
喂上哪兒去呀

382
00:24:08,430 --> 00:24:09,670
我有要緊的事呀

383
00:24:09,750 --> 00:24:11,070
你上哪兒去呀

384
00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:13,630
村口的肉鋪電話是幾號?

385
00:24:19,510 --> 00:24:23,030
各位同學我知道食堂的伙食很差

386
00:24:23,390 --> 00:24:25,030
為了大家健康著想

387
00:24:25,310 --> 00:24:27,630
為了大家再也不是東亞病夫

388
00:24:27,710 --> 00:24:29,750
校方決定改善伙食

389
00:24:29,830 --> 00:24:31,190
你瘋啦

390
00:24:31,670 --> 00:24:34,270
主任醒了之後人好像變了

391
00:24:34,630 --> 00:24:35,910
我自有主張

392
00:24:36,510 --> 00:24:38,710
為了加強大家的課外活動

393
00:24:38,790 --> 00:24:41,230
校方決定為大家辦一個武術班

394
00:24:41,550 --> 00:24:42,990
由我親自授課

395
00:24:43,310 --> 00:24:45,310
誰想參加的可以馬上報名

396
00:24:45,390 --> 00:24:46,630
發表吧

397
00:24:47,270 --> 00:24:48,350
他幹什麼?

398
00:24:48,430 --> 00:24:49,750
怎麼知道

399
00:24:49,830 --> 00:24:52,190
主任現在變得好多了 沒事的

400
00:24:52,590 --> 00:24:54,790
就當是運動減肥吧

401
00:24:56,550 --> 00:24:59,030
建哥對不起 主任叫我不發給你

402
00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:02,790
歐陽主任原來你會武術啊

403
00:25:03,430 --> 00:25:05,670
會的 不好意思啊

404
00:25:06,030 --> 00:25:07,710
有空的話你可以找我

405
00:25:07,990 --> 00:25:09,190
好啊

406
00:25:12,190 --> 00:25:13,430
集中精神

407
00:25:15,670 --> 00:25:17,830
好 快一點兒 快一點兒

408
00:25:19,310 --> 00:25:21,430
不行了 我受不了了

409
00:25:22,150 --> 00:25:23,670
累死了

410
00:25:25,510 --> 00:25:26,870
你怎麼啦

411
00:25:26,950 --> 00:25:29,990
我來是為了減肥 不是拼命啊

412
00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:33,590
因為你們平時不運動 身體虛弱

413
00:25:34,830 --> 00:25:37,590
現在學功夫為強身健體

414
00:25:37,670 --> 00:25:39,950
延年益壽 知道嗎

415
00:25:40,470 --> 00:25:42,030
我知道 但是算命的說

416
00:25:42,110 --> 00:25:44,670
我只能活三十歲 我先走了

417
00:25:45,670 --> 00:25:48,350
你要有恒心毅力 你不想中國富強嗎?

418
00:25:48,430 --> 00:25:50,030
不用啦

419
00:25:52,590 --> 00:25:54,470
累死了

420
00:25:55,870 --> 00:25:58,630
大家都累了 休息一下吧

421
00:26:01,190 --> 00:26:02,470
我懶得說你們了

422
00:26:07,310 --> 00:26:11,150
崔文健 歐陽主任 歐陽主任你看

423
00:26:11,230 --> 00:26:12,550
我知道了

424
00:26:14,230 --> 00:26:15,470
阿健

425
00:26:16,110 --> 00:26:17,470
他穿的帥極了

426
00:26:19,350 --> 00:26:21,430
這麼巧 曬太陽啊

427
00:26:23,390 --> 00:26:24,590
歐陽主任你看

428
00:26:24,670 --> 00:26:27,630
我知道誰 蘿蔔頭

429
00:26:28,430 --> 00:26:29,990
請問是哪門哪派的?

430
00:26:30,310 --> 00:26:32,710
想知道嗎?廣東寶芝林

431
00:26:33,270 --> 00:26:35,630
原來是南少林十四拳

432
00:26:36,270 --> 00:26:39,310
我看去賣藝的話還能賺點錢

433
00:26:42,270 --> 00:26:44,190
你不要以為我們個個是東亞病夫

434
00:26:46,350 --> 00:26:48,190
主任主任你不要跟他一般見識

435
00:26:48,510 --> 00:26:50,030
集合  是

436
00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:52,390
我也有人

437
00:26:53,030 --> 00:26:57,030
起來 起來 起來 全都起來 全都起來

438
00:27:01,310 --> 00:27:02,710
快點起來排隊

439
00:27:07,230 --> 00:27:09,870
想跟我較量 別做夢了

440
00:27:10,270 --> 00:27:14,910
真是豈有此理 大家聽著我們不能輸

441
00:27:14,990 --> 00:27:16,110
跟我下水

442
00:27:16,190 --> 00:27:17,350
下水我才不幹呢

443
00:27:17,430 --> 00:27:19,710
我的鞋是新的  這麼冷

444
00:27:19,790 --> 00:27:20,870
我怕水裏有鯊魚

445
00:27:20,950 --> 00:27:22,070
我剛燙的頭髮

446
00:27:22,150 --> 00:27:24,310
我是來學武術的不是來學冬泳

447
00:27:24,390 --> 00:27:25,750
算了別惹事了

448
00:27:27,190 --> 00:27:28,430
混賬

449
00:27:30,630 --> 00:27:33,390
大家把衣服脫了讓健次郎去洗

450
00:27:33,670 --> 00:27:34,870
是

451
00:27:34,950 --> 00:27:36,110
我洗

452
00:27:36,190 --> 00:27:39,510
當然了 我們日本的武術

453
00:27:40,190 --> 00:27:42,030
一定要有尊卑之分

454
00:27:42,830 --> 00:27:48,430
你是新入門的 這種事當然應該由你去幹

455
00:27:48,510 --> 00:27:52,590
師傅 我來這裏是想學

456
00:27:53,550 --> 00:27:55,910
真正的日本人在幹活的時候

457
00:27:55,990 --> 00:27:58,150
絕對不會囉囉嗦嗦和問為什麼

458
00:27:59,030 --> 00:28:00,390
換衣服

459
00:28:03,030 --> 00:28:04,190
你去哪?

460
00:28:04,870 --> 00:28:07,270
我一身汗想去洗個熱水澡

461
00:28:08,110 --> 00:28:11,430
我告訴你一個真正的日本人

462
00:28:11,510 --> 00:28:13,150
是不會洗熱水澡的

463
00:28:14,590 --> 00:28:15,750
那怎麼辦啊

464
00:28:15,830 --> 00:28:18,830
你要洗 就到洗衣房用冷水洗

465
00:28:19,390 --> 00:28:22,350
記住一定要擦乾淨地板

466
00:28:24,270 --> 00:28:26,790
對不起主任我也不知道為什麼

467
00:28:26,870 --> 00:28:29,590
自從練了武術之後人精神多了

468
00:28:29,670 --> 00:28:31,790
說話聲音也大 到底為什麼?

469
00:28:34,070 --> 00:28:35,910
連坤  早 主任

470
00:28:35,990 --> 00:28:39,350
看看你紅光滿面 神采奕奕啊

471
00:28:39,430 --> 00:28:42,430
當然了 跟主任學了功夫精神多了

472
00:28:42,950 --> 00:28:44,150
真的嗎?

473
00:28:44,470 --> 00:28:46,870
我不算好啊 阿星更棒啊

474
00:28:46,950 --> 00:28:48,030
你看來了 來了

475
00:28:48,110 --> 00:28:49,270
阿星

476
00:28:52,430 --> 00:28:53,670
真棒真棒真棒

477
00:28:53,750 --> 00:28:54,870
抽籤別抽到我

478
00:28:54,950 --> 00:28:56,710
真的嗎?  什麼

479
00:28:59,350 --> 00:29:01,830
早知道你練武術看看現在多結實

480
00:29:01,910 --> 00:29:03,590
多健康啊 對不對?

481
00:29:04,590 --> 00:29:07,590
主任不多說了 我們去練武術了

482
00:29:12,630 --> 00:29:13,870
他們出了不少汗

483
00:29:13,950 --> 00:29:15,990
是不是真的 才練兩天就這麼棒

484
00:29:16,070 --> 00:29:17,870
再練幾天就像李小龍了

485
00:29:22,830 --> 00:29:23,790
這招行嗎?

486
00:29:23,870 --> 00:29:25,950
當然 當然行啦

487
00:29:26,030 --> 00:29:29,150
為了我們強身健體嘛 我們現在很精神

488
00:29:29,230 --> 00:29:30,870
一定不會叫我們再練了

489
00:29:30,950 --> 00:29:32,270
但願如此吧

490
00:29:32,350 --> 00:29:33,670
不行啊 我切了

491
00:29:33,950 --> 00:29:35,670
你是切 西瓜

492
00:29:36,110 --> 00:29:37,430
我不口渴啊

493
00:29:37,950 --> 00:29:39,430
如果把它弄好了

494
00:29:39,510 --> 00:29:40,830
還有這塊

495
00:29:41,310 --> 00:29:42,830
各位同學站好

496
00:29:44,590 --> 00:29:46,710
訓練的時候一定要集中精神

497
00:29:47,070 --> 00:29:48,710
千萬不能夠鬆懈

498
00:29:49,710 --> 00:29:51,990
最近我知道你們表現的很好

499
00:29:52,070 --> 00:29:56,550
所以我決定把少林絕技傳授給你們

500
00:29:59,110 --> 00:30:00,510
鐵永拳

501
00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:02,150
鐵永拳

502
00:30:02,230 --> 00:30:05,390
你想讓我們用手劈開這些磚頭啊

503
00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:06,630
當然不是了

504
00:30:07,350 --> 00:30:09,350
這還差不多

505
00:30:09,430 --> 00:30:10,710
要打碎它

506
00:30:11,070 --> 00:30:12,630
打碎它

507
00:30:12,710 --> 00:30:14,510
這麼大塊怎麼打又不是豆腐

508
00:30:14,590 --> 00:30:15,910
就是啊

509
00:30:16,630 --> 00:30:19,390
你們把它當成豆腐就能打碎了

510
00:30:19,470 --> 00:30:21,190
用真豆腐行嗎?

511
00:30:21,270 --> 00:30:23,870
當然不行了 要多練就行了

512
00:30:24,470 --> 00:30:26,070
你說的容易

513
00:30:26,150 --> 00:30:27,470
你們要記住

514
00:30:28,670 --> 00:30:31,390
吃得苦中苦 方為人上人

515
00:30:31,470 --> 00:30:33,390
學海無涯唯勤是岸

516
00:30:34,030 --> 00:30:35,750
我們不能夠丟中國人的臉

517
00:30:38,150 --> 00:30:43,430
更加不能 夠砸了這個招牌

518
00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:44,950
寶芝林

519
00:30:45,710 --> 00:30:48,270
好 現在大家跟我練

520
00:30:49,990 --> 00:30:53,350
紮馬沉腰 氣聚丹田

521
00:30:58,030 --> 00:31:00,190
你這是什麼動作 低一點低一點

522
00:31:00,870 --> 00:31:04,630
直一點 看前面啊 注意看前面

523
00:31:04,710 --> 00:31:06,190
左手 收屁股

524
00:31:06,270 --> 00:31:07,790
收屁股 你收吧

525
00:31:07,870 --> 00:31:08,950
挺胸

526
00:31:12,070 --> 00:31:13,270
你要上哪兒去呀

527
00:31:16,950 --> 00:31:18,270
又搞什麼鬼呀

528
00:31:20,710 --> 00:31:22,030
師傅

529
00:31:22,750 --> 00:31:25,110
什麼 要學功夫?

530
00:31:25,990 --> 00:31:28,950
過來這麼久 你老讓我拖地洗衣服

531
00:31:29,910 --> 00:31:31,230
我很想學功夫

532
00:31:32,270 --> 00:31:34,710
好 我三木武夫

533
00:31:34,790 --> 00:31:36,550
不想被別人說我不講信用

534
00:31:36,990 --> 00:31:38,270
大家排好隊

535
00:31:41,670 --> 00:31:43,430
我們天水流的空手道

536
00:31:43,870 --> 00:31:46,470
一定要求做到狠准快

537
00:31:47,030 --> 00:31:49,350
一拳是一拳一腳是一腳

538
00:31:49,990 --> 00:31:51,510
絕不肯耍花招

539
00:31:51,590 --> 00:31:56,310
平時出拳出腳 要靠你自己揣摩

540
00:31:56,390 --> 00:31:57,590
是

541
00:31:57,670 --> 00:32:01,790
好 這不少師兄給你示範對打

542
00:32:01,870 --> 00:32:02,950
開始

543
00:32:03,030 --> 00:32:04,270
謝謝師傅

544
00:32:06,430 --> 00:32:08,150
師兄請多多指教

545
00:32:10,070 --> 00:32:11,630
師兄你幹什麼?

546
00:32:12,230 --> 00:32:15,190
好玩兒嗎 來師弟我跟你玩兒

547
00:32:15,270 --> 00:32:16,310
師兄

548
00:32:16,390 --> 00:32:19,630
賣國求榮現在被人耍吧 自作自受

549
00:32:20,830 --> 00:32:24,030
幹什麼起來起來 全都起來

550
00:32:25,390 --> 00:32:27,670
我離開一會兒 就鬧成這個樣子

551
00:32:28,190 --> 00:32:29,430
像話嗎?

552
00:32:30,710 --> 00:32:32,190
怪不得被人看不起呀

553
00:32:33,190 --> 00:32:35,110
從此以後勤奮練功

554
00:32:35,190 --> 00:32:37,230
要不然就不要下山了

555
00:32:37,310 --> 00:32:39,670
主任我練成鐵臂拳了

556
00:32:40,110 --> 00:32:41,310
真的嗎?

557
00:32:41,390 --> 00:32:42,630
真的

558
00:32:49,470 --> 00:32:51,350
好 很好非常好

559
00:32:51,910 --> 00:32:53,070
能走了吧

560
00:32:53,150 --> 00:32:54,270
你有事情嗎?

561
00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:56,830
有

562
00:32:57,990 --> 00:32:59,590
好 你們幾個跟我過來

563
00:33:00,030 --> 00:33:01,510
上哪兒去呀  來來來

564
00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:06,990
我不行了快放開啊

565
00:33:12,150 --> 00:33:13,390
主任

566
00:33:14,550 --> 00:33:15,870
想來挑戰

567
00:33:16,950 --> 00:33:19,670
江湖比武 我徒弟施俊男

568
00:33:19,750 --> 00:33:21,670
想要領教一下天水流的功夫

569
00:33:22,030 --> 00:33:23,710
我?主任

570
00:33:23,790 --> 00:33:25,870
我約了牙醫洗牙時間快到了

571
00:33:27,310 --> 00:33:30,150
你不用怕我瞭解他們的功夫

572
00:33:30,230 --> 00:33:32,150
你只要用七成的鐵臂拳

573
00:33:32,230 --> 00:33:33,630
就可以應付他們了

574
00:33:33,710 --> 00:33:34,790
用七成

575
00:33:35,510 --> 00:33:37,510
阿男你現在溜走 不是太丟人了

576
00:33:37,590 --> 00:33:38,790
是啊別走啊

577
00:33:38,870 --> 00:33:40,190
我一向是這樣的

578
00:33:42,550 --> 00:33:44,950
健次郎 由你應戰

579
00:33:45,030 --> 00:33:46,270
阿健

580
00:33:46,630 --> 00:33:47,910
差不多

581
00:33:47,990 --> 00:33:50,910
怎麼搞的?我們是來打日本人的

582
00:33:50,990 --> 00:33:52,630
怎麼能夠打自己人呢

583
00:33:52,710 --> 00:33:54,390
健次郎是我的徒弟

584
00:33:54,470 --> 00:33:56,310
他得到天水流的真傳

585
00:33:56,710 --> 00:33:58,150
為什麼不能應戰?

586
00:33:58,790 --> 00:34:02,190
健次郎我對你很有信心 用心打

587
00:34:02,990 --> 00:34:04,470
是  清場

588
00:34:07,470 --> 00:34:10,350
不要來真的 免得打傷自己同學

589
00:34:14,750 --> 00:34:17,390
別來真的 免得打傷自己同學

590
00:34:19,590 --> 00:34:21,510
準備 開始

591
00:34:22,190 --> 00:34:23,430
請指教

592
00:34:31,350 --> 00:34:32,670
健次郎出招

593
00:34:36,190 --> 00:34:37,350
阿男

594
00:34:38,750 --> 00:34:40,870
健次郎 勝負未分 繼續

595
00:34:41,990 --> 00:34:43,590
他吐血了快送醫院吧

596
00:34:45,670 --> 00:34:46,750
糟了

597
00:34:57,030 --> 00:35:00,870
你吃錯藥了 還去跟人比武

598
00:35:01,670 --> 00:35:03,990
現在有人投訴你虐待學生

599
00:35:05,270 --> 00:35:07,750
他們要是買了人身保險還差不多

600
00:35:08,350 --> 00:35:10,110
竹籃打水一場空

601
00:35:10,590 --> 00:35:12,230
你喜歡功夫又怎麼樣啊

602
00:35:12,310 --> 00:35:13,790
現在學功夫有什麼用

603
00:35:13,870 --> 00:35:16,190
你說是不是  行了行了別說了

604
00:35:17,830 --> 00:35:20,070
阿成阿成

605
00:35:24,030 --> 00:35:26,030
不去行不行啊  快點兒吧你

606
00:35:26,670 --> 00:35:27,750
說什麼好呢

607
00:35:27,830 --> 00:35:30,070
進去呀 快點兒

608
00:35:39,190 --> 00:35:40,550
主任  阿健

609
00:35:42,470 --> 00:35:43,710
對不起啊 今天我

610
00:35:43,790 --> 00:35:45,230
算了算了

611
00:35:45,990 --> 00:35:49,110
今天我一時衝動 所以才跟人打架

612
00:35:49,430 --> 00:35:50,950
我決定再也不去了

613
00:35:51,870 --> 00:35:53,110
為什麼?

614
00:35:54,470 --> 00:35:57,590
開始 我想學到真正的中國功夫

615
00:35:58,710 --> 00:36:00,830
誰知道找不到一個像樣的師傅

616
00:36:01,510 --> 00:36:03,270
我以為日本人說的對

617
00:36:04,030 --> 00:36:07,270
中國人的素質差所以連功夫都比別人差

618
00:36:08,390 --> 00:36:11,110
誰知道日本人教的根本不是功夫

619
00:36:11,750 --> 00:36:14,150
到頭來中國功夫我沒學到

620
00:36:14,950 --> 00:36:16,630
日本那套也學不成

621
00:36:17,590 --> 00:36:20,710
也許是命裏註定我學不到真功夫

622
00:36:21,510 --> 00:36:25,310
算了 你們學功夫也沒用

623
00:36:27,950 --> 00:36:30,790
主任 你的功夫好像不錯啊

624
00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:37,110
以前學功夫的人就是這樣的

625
00:36:37,870 --> 00:36:39,230
我師傅很厲害

626
00:36:39,710 --> 00:36:42,110
很出名啊 凶不凶啊

627
00:36:42,990 --> 00:36:47,590
有時候很凶啊 其實他嘴硬心軟

628
00:36:50,870 --> 00:36:52,710
我們那時候老做錯事

629
00:36:52,790 --> 00:36:55,230
有時候和師兄弟們在外面打架

630
00:36:57,150 --> 00:36:58,790
他知道了 不但不罵我們

631
00:36:58,870 --> 00:37:01,510
反而給我們講道理 他很疼愛我們

632
00:37:02,550 --> 00:37:06,630
記得有一次我在沙灘上

633
00:37:07,270 --> 00:37:10,510
世榮你看外灘上的輪船沒有

634
00:37:10,590 --> 00:37:14,470
時代變了 中國人的功夫就算再好

635
00:37:14,550 --> 00:37:17,270
也打不過洋人的洋槍洋炮

636
00:37:17,590 --> 00:37:21,310
如今天下 再也不許我們閉關自守

637
00:37:22,150 --> 00:37:24,590
這個世界 不是憑一點武功

638
00:37:24,670 --> 00:37:28,350
就出來稱雄稱霸的 知道嗎?

639
00:37:28,430 --> 00:37:32,870
要記得必須自強不息 多看看外面的世界

640
00:37:33,310 --> 00:37:36,230
學武功就是為了強身健體

641
00:37:36,310 --> 00:37:39,710
不能動不動就拿出來解決問題的

642
00:37:40,070 --> 00:37:41,390
知道嗎?世榮

643
00:37:48,910 --> 00:37:50,030
知道了師傅

644
00:38:14,990 --> 00:38:17,590
糟了今天我那樣對阿男

645
00:38:18,110 --> 00:38:19,670
那還有臉進去呀

646
00:38:25,590 --> 00:38:26,870
是你

647
00:38:27,670 --> 00:38:29,150
我的同學阿健

648
00:38:30,870 --> 00:38:32,150
我走了

649
00:38:32,790 --> 00:38:34,310
慢走啊 小心點兒

650
00:38:34,390 --> 00:38:35,790
拜拜

651
00:38:35,870 --> 00:38:38,590
拜拜 拜拜

652
00:38:40,750 --> 00:38:42,270
真是煩啊

653
00:38:42,750 --> 00:38:44,230
剛才沒妨礙你們吧

654
00:38:44,910 --> 00:38:47,270
你別想歪了 她來送水果的

655
00:38:48,750 --> 00:38:51,430
真是不明白 那些人看病人

656
00:38:51,510 --> 00:38:55,030
只會送水果送花卡 沒一點新意

657
00:38:57,630 --> 00:38:58,790
你的傷

658
00:38:58,870 --> 00:39:00,670
別以為自己是超人

659
00:39:01,150 --> 00:39:04,030
我是故意咬破自己的舌頭吐點血

660
00:39:04,110 --> 00:39:05,110
你不知道嗎?

661
00:39:05,190 --> 00:39:06,830
你個臭小子嚇死我了

662
00:39:07,710 --> 00:39:09,190
我耍人是我的事

663
00:39:10,070 --> 00:39:13,190
但是你今天這麼做 對得起各位兄弟嗎?

664
00:39:16,910 --> 00:39:20,110
各位同學 由於技術上的問題

665
00:39:20,390 --> 00:39:23,390
課外活動的武術班正式取消

666
00:39:33,270 --> 00:39:34,630
你真的不練功夫了

667
00:39:40,030 --> 00:39:41,310
幫我拿回宿舍

668
00:39:53,110 --> 00:39:54,310
起來

669
00:40:00,190 --> 00:40:01,790
不好啦 不好啦

670
00:40:01,870 --> 00:40:06,790
阿健不好啦 不好啦

671
00:40:07,350 --> 00:40:09,070
外敵入侵

672
00:40:09,150 --> 00:40:10,950
什麼外敵入侵  日本人來了

673
00:40:11,430 --> 00:40:12,870
日本人  是啊

674
00:40:12,950 --> 00:40:15,590
快通知主任快點兒 快給我

675
00:40:15,670 --> 00:40:16,950
我去我去

676
00:40:17,950 --> 00:40:19,190
你坐下吧

677
00:40:21,950 --> 00:40:23,230
什麼事啊

678
00:40:27,190 --> 00:40:29,950
崔健次郎 給我滾出來

679
00:40:31,030 --> 00:40:33,470
你叫誰出來誰就出來?你憑什麼?

680
00:40:33,550 --> 00:40:35,030
就憑我這個

681
00:40:39,670 --> 00:40:41,030
沒事吧  沒事

682
00:40:41,390 --> 00:40:43,470
你幹什麼?崔文健我們學校學生

683
00:40:43,550 --> 00:40:44,870
你憑什麼抓他?

684
00:40:45,230 --> 00:40:47,830
憑什麼?我是他師傅

685
00:40:48,230 --> 00:40:49,710
崔健次郎未經我的同意

686
00:40:49,790 --> 00:40:53,030
擅自離開天水流 甘心做東亞病夫

687
00:40:53,390 --> 00:40:56,310
他這麼做 侮辱了我們的門規

688
00:40:57,310 --> 00:40:59,030
我要把他帶回去處置他

689
00:40:59,110 --> 00:41:00,590
你想的倒美呀

690
00:41:00,670 --> 00:41:03,230
別這樣 他們這麼凶 我們走吧

691
00:41:03,310 --> 00:41:05,070
怕什麼?我說錯了嗎?

692
00:41:05,150 --> 00:41:06,550
他們憑什麼這麼凶啊

693
00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:08,190
現在不是抗戰時期了

694
00:41:08,270 --> 00:41:10,110
我們人多才不怕呢 對吧

695
00:41:10,190 --> 00:41:11,430
對

696
00:41:11,510 --> 00:41:13,390
住口 我們去找

697
00:41:13,750 --> 00:41:15,070
住手

698
00:41:17,910 --> 00:41:19,110
一人做事一人當

699
00:41:19,190 --> 00:41:21,670
你這個叛徒 跟我回去

700
00:41:22,150 --> 00:41:23,430
我不想學你的功夫

701
00:41:24,270 --> 00:41:25,510
我再問你

702
00:41:25,830 --> 00:41:27,510
你是不是真的想做東亞病夫

703
00:41:27,590 --> 00:41:28,830
我不是東亞病夫

704
00:41:29,430 --> 00:41:31,150
我身上流的是中國人的血

705
00:41:31,230 --> 00:41:32,950
是炎黃子孫龍的傳人

706
00:41:33,830 --> 00:41:37,190
我不做棄家叛國 背棄祖宗的事

707
00:41:37,910 --> 00:41:39,870
對不對?  對

708
00:41:39,950 --> 00:41:42,910
好 你們這群支那人

709
00:41:43,470 --> 00:41:46,310
我要你們見識一下大日本的武功

710
00:41:56,230 --> 00:41:57,510
對不起師傅

711
00:41:57,870 --> 00:42:01,030
少林寺這幾下子 比試一下再說

712
00:42:04,190 --> 00:42:05,510
看招

713
00:42:34,470 --> 00:42:36,190
師傅

714
00:42:38,150 --> 00:42:39,910
好

715
00:42:43,990 --> 00:42:45,110
紮馬沉腰

716
00:42:45,830 --> 00:42:46,950
我們上

717
00:42:49,510 --> 00:42:50,990
走走走

718
00:42:54,190 --> 00:42:55,510
師傅太棒了

719
00:42:57,590 --> 00:42:58,830
好

720
00:43:01,830 --> 00:43:04,470
歐陽主任你能不能收我做徒弟?

721
00:43:05,190 --> 00:43:08,830
好 明天全體到沙灘跑步