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明明有個粉紅色的唇膏的

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現在不是正在找嗎小姐

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時間到了 我先走了

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約男孩子不用準時到的

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遲到顯得矜持

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真的嗎

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喂找到了 你看你們兩個

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出去玩兒嘛 那麽緊張幹什麽

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羡慕吧

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你老呆在房子裏面不悶嗎

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當然不悶了

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純純你擦這個顔色好看啊

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這個顔色不好看嗎

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不是啊 擦粉紅色的不容易掉

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免得補妝

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可能還要親嘴的

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親嘴

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喂 你別在這裏裝什麽純情了

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我不跟你說了

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親嘴有什麽了不起的

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什麽呀 親嘴完了就會掉

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站這麽近不好看的

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我買口紅只考慮顔色好不好看

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沒有你想的那麽多 給我

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我求求你了大不了我再買一隻送給你了

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你真的不用了

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喂我不用了時間到了 下次再說吧

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哎呀我的時間也到了

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糟了先走了拜拜

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拜拜

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拜拜  拜拜

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有什麽了不起的

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個個都以爲我星期六不逛街會悶死

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我才不悶呢

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我寧願跟人叔寫信

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也比跟那些無聊無知的男生去逛街

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人叔 我什麽時候能見到你

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我買了一條新裙子特意留著穿給你看

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對了 你現在又到了哪裏

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上次你從奧地利寄給我的筆收到了

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謝謝你 後來我才發現

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原來在香港也有得買

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哦那老闆不是說只剩下一支嗎

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沒關係 只要是你送給我的我都會喜歡

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其實我想要的是能够見到你

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我也很想見到你啊

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但是我真的很忙只要我有空一定來看你

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不過我怕你看見我會嚇一跳

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這次送給你的東西香港一定沒有

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我現在在瑞士 送給你的禮物

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是一瓶阿爾卑斯山上的空氣

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希望瓶子寄到的時候沒有打爛

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小弟弟你不要哭你父母馬上就來了

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小妹妹你別站在這兒啊

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哥哥不要哭我送玩具給你好嗎

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嗯 謝謝

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不要啊

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爲什麽 我怕他飛走啊

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小鳥受傷了醫生說要蓋著它

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阿健沒事吧

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沒事爸爸媽媽

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有個小妹妹要跟我玩兒

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哦那太好了

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妹妹妹妹 沒人跟我玩兒了

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求天主保佑這個孩子

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他的父母已經在車禍中

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被天主召回天國了

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希望可以生活下去

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謝謝爸爸 爸爸這是模型嗎

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是啊

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爸爸我不喜歡模型 我喜歡小妹妹

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喜歡小妹妹

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送這個玩具給我那個小妹妹呀

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哦

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記得說早

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早

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早 你有什麽事嗎

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我想收養汪家玲

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我代表阿玲父母謝謝你

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他們泉下有知一定會感謝你的

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不過我爸爸不想出面

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因爲我還太小了

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可是我們必須讓阿玲知道

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那你叫我阿人吧

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好啊 我告訴她

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有一個叫人叔的人收養她

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你看小妹妹

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小妹妹

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你怎麽老是對著人家笑啊

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喂你擋著我呀

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不舒服就去吃藥 神經病

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姐姐 姐姐

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姐姐 姐姐你在哪兒

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這個好 先用用

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他對我可體貼了

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他對我真體貼呀

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他給我舒適的保護 還很有安全感

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真的這麽體貼呀

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那還用說

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男朋友對女朋友好是應該的

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有什麽了不起呢

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你的約加上你的林才30歲

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有什麽安全感啊

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照你這麽說 糟了你是個戀父狂啊

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是我的思想比你們兩個成熟

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你只會說有實際經驗嗎

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有沒有拉過手啊

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這是小兒科了 阿玲這麽成熟

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一定親嘴過了

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我呐就覺得初吻是最神聖的

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要獻給最愛的人

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你也看得太嚴重了吧

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我們現在就找到最愛的人了

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所以說你們一點也不成熟

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你們才幾歲呀 認識多少人呢

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全校有多少個男生你知道嗎

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是誰

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是我  你

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你在這兒幹什麽

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我想借瓶摩絲用一下

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知道嗎 全校總共有376個男生

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全部親一下幷不難啊

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你

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不關我的事啊

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肅靜 我今天不準備上語文課

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改爲上道德課

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現在是世風日下 道德淪亡

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道德淪亡 那就別說了

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你錯了 我有心挽救他

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我今天要跟大家講一講

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禮義廉耻裏的耻字

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他的意思就是耻著辱也

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孟子曰人不能無耻

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就是說人要知道什麽是耻辱

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要有羞耻之心 汪家玲 你明白嗎

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我明白 我明白

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你知道嗎一個女孩子公開對別人說

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要找一個男孩子獻上初吻

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是非常羞耻的行爲

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先生我沒有啊

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有人親耳聽見現在全校都知道了

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你不承認嗎

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大家全都知道了

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不要啊  站住

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不要啊

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別跑  救命啊

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打打呀

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打打

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各位同學今天大家一起討論一個姣字

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你才姣呢

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你就別繞彎子了 姣就是姣 是不是

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人家不好意思你就別笑人家了

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她是不好意思啊

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很多人16歲就失身了

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她17歲還沒有初吻

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不行啊 我們得找個人幫幫她

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汪家玲嗎

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小意思

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我媽媽說最要緊會就行了

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行不行小四眼

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別吵了 不如這樣我們抽籤决定

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抽到一個星期內親汪家玲

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好

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你們別這樣啊

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算了 別抽了我去

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爲什麽你去我去不行嗎

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你說什麽  別爭了

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大家都有份

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我開盤賭那個抽到的人

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能不能親到汪家玲

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這不就行了 是不是

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你幹什麽 你抽不抽啊

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抽 你們都抽我爲什麽不抽

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來來快點快點

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我先抽

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快點兒快點兒

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正弄著呢

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我先抽  爲什麽你先抽

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我是情聖我先抽

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算了吧 情聖是周星馳啊不是你

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周星馳是演戲的

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沒有份兒啊

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抽了也沒用啊 我也買你輸又沒東西看

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你說是不是 何必呢

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行了行了少說兩句吧快抽

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我抽到了 我抽到了

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怎麽搞的嘛

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你不能去 你去

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好啊我去 你要買我贏啊

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要是我輸了雙倍賠給你

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喂喂是我抽到的

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我要看看他有什麽本事 住口

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謝謝

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明明是我抽到的

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爲什麽讓他去呀 我抽到的

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這些人怎麽搞的?

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500啊  我抽到的

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情場殺手施俊男

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阿男

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我沒穿褲子 你提醒我一下嘛

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阿男一會兒你約阿玲去什麽地方

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我下了大賭注啊 一定要親她的嘴

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我幫你算過了

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最好能這樣

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以後說歸說 別有動作

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你要是這樣 貼著側面親

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我這相機放那就能拍得到

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要是嘴對嘴呢就不能拍到了

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選位置呢我最行了

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正所謂我親女人的時候你還沒出生呢

211
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我知道 但是拍不到沒人相信啊

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別這麽煩行不行

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快點快點 快點兒

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約了阿玲五分鐘以後見

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好 褲子燙得太久

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你快點快點 快點

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跟他說煩煩什麽

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這個阿健老是囉囉嗦嗦的

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不知道跟阿玲是不是有一手

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沒有沒有絕對沒有

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聞聞香不香啊聞一聞

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香好香

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張嘴 好了好了

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這樣不錯啊  用不著這樣吧

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要了當然要啦 還有這個呢

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金鏈子

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殺手鐧啊

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不行 我不能再用這招了

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我告訴你啊 不管用哪一招

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這次不能輸 還有一會兒帶著它

231
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就能聽到你們說話了

232
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讓我說 你這是沒事找事啊

233
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給我住嘴

234
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:09,320
阿健你別怕 有我情聖出馬 放心

235
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你頭疼

236
00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:22,040
不是我在這想問題

237
00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:23,640
我不打擾你了

238
00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:27,080
我約你出來怎麽會打攪我呢

239
00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:30,040
只是剛才等你的時候想起些事情

240
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有點感觸

241
00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:36,280
平時你看我瘋瘋癲癲的

242
00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:38,160
一定不知道我感性的一面

243
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:41,120
你叫我來就是談你的感性啊

244
00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:47,920
這倒不是啊不過覺得感情呢

245
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:51,400
是人類中很重要的一部分

246
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:54,920
快點兒啊好了沒有啊你

247
00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:57,080
快點兒快點兒

248
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:03,480
阿玲 秋天到了你有什麽感覺

249
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很凉快很舒服啊

250
00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:09,240
我覺得秋天是傷感的

251
00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:10,520
他說什麽

252
00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:13,160
說什麽天氣啊

253
00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:14,840
還說天氣呢

254
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:19,360
你不覺得很空虛很寂寞 很冷嗎

255
00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:22,640
冷 到冬天你應該凍死了

256
00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:24,880
不要緊 因爲有你

257
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,800
跟我有什麽關係呀

258
00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:30,600
你是我的太陽能溫暖我的心

259
00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:34,440
你什麽時候覺得我像太陽

260
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,240
這一點幷不重要

261
00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:39,320
最重要的是那一刻有個人

262
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:41,480
很需要你的吻暖她的心

263
00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:45,160
就像睡美人需要王子的吻使她蘇醒

264
00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:48,040
青蛙需要公主的吻才能讓他變成王子

265
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怎麽樣啊你 快點兒

266
00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:53,360
什麽聲音呀 誰呀

267
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:58,120
是我的心 冷得顫抖的聲音

268
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你沒有感覺到嗎

269
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:05,760
你騙人 是風吹草動發出的聲音呀

270
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:14,840
阿玲你知道嗎你是我見過的女孩子中

271
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最特別 最完美 最聰明的一個

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是嗎

273
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是

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親了 快拍呀

275
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你幹什麽呀

276
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:40,280
你知道嗎 我今天才發現

277
00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:43,920
你不同的角度有不同的韵味

278
00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:46,640
拍張好的 快點快點

279
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怎麽了

280
00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:57,080
同志同志 請問

281
00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:59,360
聖法蘭雅根信馬可波羅德勝會

282
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:02,200
亞洲至善堂司馬昭昭夫人第一紀念中學

283
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:03,440
是不是往這兒走啊

284
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,400
喂同志啊

285
00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:13,840
你幹什麽

286
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,520
喂 你們在幹什麽

287
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:27,880
我們我們啊

288
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:32,520
壞東西你往哪兒跑給我站住 別走

289
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,360
原來我妨礙了你們玩捉迷藏啊

290
00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:37,600
對不起

291
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:40,680
豈有此理都怪你啊

292
00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:42,640
走

293
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,360
這傢伙

294
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,280
同學們 下午好

295
00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:59,640
老師 下午好

296
00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:00,960
坐下

297
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,120
施俊男呢

298
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,080
他有什麽臉見我

299
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:06,400
汪家玲你說什麽

300
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,320
有些同學不來上課那是他的損失

301
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:10,800
你們把書打開

302
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:12,400
好的 老師

303
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,920
我有事要宣布

304
00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:19,040
校長午安

305
00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:23,120
這是新來的插班生柴泳

306
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,200
是她

307
00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:25,880
我想大家應該認識她

308
00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:29,440
前些日子他來參加過聯校水運會

309
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000
是廣東有名的女飛魚

310
00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:36,320
你們好 老師好

311
00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:37,840
叫高老師

312
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:39,600
高老師

313
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,280
怪不得這麽面熟呢

314
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:45,160
原來是那個死丫頭真是喪門星啊

315
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:46,920
柴泳你坐在那兒吧

316
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,600
校長那是施俊男的位置

317
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:50,680
是啊

318
00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:52,000
施俊男的  旁邊那個呢

319
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:53,480
那個嘛

320
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:54,760
柴泳你坐那裏

321
00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:58,520
要好好的照顧新同學

322
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:00,600
好

323
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:01,760
繼續上課

324
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:05,400
校長再見

325
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:16,080
怎麽辦呢難道蹲一輩子

326
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:20,480
柴泳啊 柴泳你怎麽早不來晚不來

327
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,200
偏偏現在來呀

328
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:25,200
誰呀

329
00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:26,520
你會念經啊

330
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:31,280
你聽到什麽  念經嘍

331
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:32,920
你來幹什麽

332
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,440
買大賣小  賣完了呢

333
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,040
拉肚子買大

334
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:37,320
完了馬上滾

335
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:41,040
喂你去哪兒

336
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:42,640
念經

337
00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:47,320
同學們懂了嗎

338
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,520
是的 老師

339
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,240
柴泳 你懂了嗎

340
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,080
你知道我在說什麽嗎

341
00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:58,920
你是在問我嗎

342
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,840
好我現在考考你的英文

343
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,600
你叫什麽名字

344
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:06,600
問你誰叫阿林啊

345
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:10,120
阿林啊 我知道就是林子祥

346
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,520
我是問你叫什麽名字

347
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,880
你這樣的英文水平怎麽能够念書呢

348
00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:21,480
你連吃飯洗手間都不知道

349
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,080
洗手間我知道

350
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:24,440
你知道  我寫給你看

351
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:25,840
好

352
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,800
寫快寫呀

353
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:29,840
別吵安靜一點

354
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,600
寫好了 洗手間

355
00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:40,040
你們笑什麽不是洗手間嗎

356
00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:41,720
洗手間啊  柴泳

357
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:45,840
這些練習册每天寫兩次 回座位

358
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:49,640
健哥健哥

359
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:52,760
健哥健哥

360
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:55,800
阿男又跑哪兒去了

361
00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:57,640
回來了阿男

362
00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:00,120
你上哪兒去了

363
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:02,680
我今天我

364
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,360
進去進去再說吧

365
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:13,960
別這麽煩呢這不關你的事

366
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,560
都怪那個死丫頭礙事

367
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,920
那個小死丫頭怎麽樣了

368
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:21,000
以後你天天看著她校長讓她坐在你旁邊

369
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,400
你說真的

370
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:25,040
別這樣了先想想怎麽把汪家玲追到手

371
00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:26,920
個個都買你輸啊

372
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,520
你們還想玩兒啊  當然了

373
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,280
是啊是啊這樣不太好

374
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:31,720
什麽不太好

375
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:33,760
還沒到期呢說什麽要試一次

376
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:36,200
我買你贏的可別讓我輸錢啊

377
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:38,800
阿坤啊 她現在已經有準備了

378
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,040
準備怕什麽呀

379
00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:43,280
學別人動動腦筋不就行了嗎

380
00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:44,360
話不能這麽說呀

381
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,320
有了我就萬無一失了

382
00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:49,800
還穿了拖鞋 你真是

383
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:51,240
喂這麽小氣啊

384
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,400
你給我坐下坐下

385
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:54,840
你剛才說什麽萬無一失呀

386
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:56,240
也不叫上我

387
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:59,000
不過我押了賭注不想你們輸錢

388
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,040
什麽辦法快說

389
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,640
你腦子這麽小 怎麽這麽笨

390
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:03,800
你快說吧

391
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:07,320
根據我的調查呢汪家玲每天8點40分

392
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:10,280
就去洗澡 到時候就

393
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:13,040
這樣嘛

394
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:20,440
不對啊 過了這麽多天還不來

395
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:21,720
你跟我說話

396
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:26,800
這些東西晚一兩天也沒關係的

397
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:28,760
不過你要是想快點兒呢

398
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:30,480
我教給你一個方法

399
00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:31,880
什麽方法

400
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:34,200
多喝點綠豆糖水

401
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,080
你說什麽呀

402
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:37,800
女人的事

403
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:41,640
神經病啊我說我沒收到信

404
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:46,480
喂 你別這樣好不好

405
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,120
對不起啊

406
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,760
你挂蚊帳

407
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:51,960
窗子全關上了 不用挂了

408
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:54,320
我已經習慣了

409
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,840
你挂這種東西幹什麽

410
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:00,120
洗的衣服要晾起來

411
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:03,360
我們這裏有洗衣服幹衣服的機器

412
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:06,920
我知道 不過呢我覺得

413
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,800
內衣內褲還是自己洗好一點

414
00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:13,080
你洗就洗吧 挂在這多難看

415
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:18,760
兩個人住在一起是應該遷就一下

416
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:21,680
我會找地方晾的

417
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,480
我懶得理你啊我去洗澡

418
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,160
你怎麽穿成這樣

419
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,760
我都說了去洗澡 真囉嗦

420
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:33,880
洗澡

421
00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:38,640
喂你去洗澡啊

422
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:39,840
是啊

423
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:46,880
喂找誰呀

424
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,640
家玲 快叫家玲啊

425
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:52,080
喂喂家玲電話

426
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:04,960
你不是去洗澡嗎

427
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:06,760
我打完電話再去不行嗎

428
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:09,000
要不我先洗吧

429
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:11,560
因爲我10點鐘前就要睡覺了

430
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,160
你去洗吧

431
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:19,720
我穿她也穿

432
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,400
喂

433
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:23,760
哎呀 我是人叔

434
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:27,120
人叔 你怎麽會打電話給我呢

435
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,440
你在哪

436
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:33,680
喂 喂聽見我說話了嗎

437
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:38,720
聽見了我寄給你的信和禮物收到了嗎

438
00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:42,080
沒有啊 你給我寄了禮物啊

439
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:44,680
郵包可能快到了是什麽禮物啊

440
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,720
收到以後你自己看看啊

441
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:50,520
快點啊

442
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:51,720
有人要打電話呀

443
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,000
是啊  快點啊

444
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,520
怎麽說中文啊

445
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:56,800
有完沒完啊

446
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,120
是不是到了香港啊

447
00:24:58,200 --> 00:24:59,240
真的

448
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:00,600
喂 快點啊

449
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:02,840
打完了沒有快點吧

450
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,440
有人催你啊不跟你說了

451
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:06,760
我很想見你呀

452
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,240
要不這樣吧這個星期六9點鐘

453
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:11,200
我們在法國餐廳不見不散

454
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,360
挂了電話就放下吧

455
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:17,360
電話是公用的快點啊

456
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,000
綫是我的

457
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:32,800
那個是不是阿玲啊

458
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,600
行了行了進去吧進去吧

459
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:35,880
喂 你想溜

460
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,480
不會吧

461
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:38,560
我是誰呀

462
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:39,600
上啊情聖

463
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:43,240
慢著 不如這樣脫光了給她拍照

464
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:45,120
好主意

465
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:46,760
你們想被人控告非禮强奸啊

466
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:48,000
會被開除的

467
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:49,680
腦袋不行真笨啊

468
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:51,000
進去進去

469
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:52,760
別說了走吧 走吧

470
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:18,440
肥皂水你放手我來幫你擦好不好

471
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,120
喂 你怎麽幫我啊

472
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:25,880
我不知道

473
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,400
你們3個幹什麽呀

474
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,240
施俊男

475
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:34,760
進來

476
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,280
校長

477
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:44,600
你不止偷偷到女生宿舍還經常曠課

478
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:46,240
別以爲我不知道

479
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:47,680
是啊

480
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:49,520
只憑這兩點就可以開除你

481
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:52,640
不過呢你自己不好

482
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,240
但不能害的學校收入减少啊

483
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:56,840
是校長

484
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:02,120
我這麽說說是找一個藉口

485
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:05,600
給你一次機會 你應該怎麽說呢

486
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:07,280
謝謝校長給我機會

487
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:08,480
快出去吧

488
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,360
校長我一個請求

489
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:15,240
子曰 學而時習之

490
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,120
衛先生  校長

491
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:21,080
校長早

492
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:24,760
校長這位是

493
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:26,360
他是施俊男

494
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:29,120
你小心點就在你旁邊

495
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:32,080
你看他多丟人啊連大陸妹都不放過

496
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,720
是啊真下流

497
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:35,160
好了好了安靜一下

498
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:40,520
校長你這個處罰方式倒挺新鮮的

499
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:44,000
是我自己要求的

500
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,000
我覺得我自己的所作所爲

501
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,960
已經沒有臉見大家了

502
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:49,520
已經沒有臉見老師

503
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,960
我沒有勇氣見各位同學

504
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:54,280
他是不是瘋了

505
00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:55,400
回座位上去吧

506
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:56,800
是

507
00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:59,080
衛先生看好他

508
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:06,520
校長再見

509
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:09,040
幹什麽呢

510
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:12,240
施俊男我會從精神上支持你的

511
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:15,200
你什麽時候能重新做人呢

512
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:16,800
就什麽時候拿掉這個紙袋

513
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:20,080
老師我需要時間很長的

514
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:22,720
我明白慢慢來

515
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:24,880
好繼續上課啊

516
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,200
先生

517
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:32,160
你老是打嗝我們聽著聽著很煩呢

518
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:33,960
是啊

519
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:35,920
我也沒辦法呀

520
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:37,880
我有辦法了

521
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:39,040
什麽辦法

522
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:40,280
你吃飯了嗎

523
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:41,520
什麽

524
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,560
你馬上說你吃了就沒事了

525
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:46,920
是嗎

526
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:50,200
行的 這是我家鄉土辦法

527
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:53,720
老師 我家鄉的土辦法是

528
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,800
你趴在地上裝三聲狗叫就行了

529
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,440
同學 你家鄉在哪啊

530
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:02,560
我的家鄉是廉政公署啊

531
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:07,240
中國這麽大我不知道廉政公署在哪兒

532
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:09,000
這就對了

533
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:12,960
不要笑了 一個純潔的女學生

534
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:15,160
爲了幫助老師 你們還笑他

535
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:18,240
你們不覺得羞耻不覺得內疚嗎

536
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,840
柴同學對不起啊

537
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:24,960
不要緊 笑是忍不住的

538
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:29,000
謝謝你幫我說了這麽多話

539
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:31,240
我還要幫老師

540
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:32,640
你幹什麽

541
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:34,720
你對著袋子呼吸呀

542
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:35,960
不用了吧

543
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:37,400
行啊你試試

544
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:38,760
不吸不行嗎

545
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:39,840
真的

546
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:41,680
謝謝你啊 你先回座位上去

547
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:44,040
還給你呀

548
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:45,440
謝謝

549
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:48,920
阿男

550
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:53,720
怎麽回事啊

551
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:59,080
她穿男人的襪子

552
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:02,320
哎呀我的家鄉很興這個的

553
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:05,280
女人穿男人的襪子治香港脚的

554
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:07,400
那麽她現在的脚一定是

555
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:11,440
坐好坐好 上課上課

556
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:20,440
你幹什麽呀老是這個樣子

557
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,640
你天天把裙子拿出來照一照

558
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:28,960
爲什麽不穿呢

559
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:32,120
什麽不穿啊 要等到重要的日子才穿

560
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:35,840
是不是和情人約會才能穿啊

561
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:40,880
情人 說對了 你怎麽這麽多嘴啊

562
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:43,840
你 天天拿著那條金鏈子 表哥送的

563
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:50,680
家鄉的人告訴我香港的男人心不好

564
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,320
我現在終于相信了

565
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,800
原來你在香港有個男朋友還甩了你

566
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:01,080
你說我這個人是不是很土啊

567
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:05,640
土 現在誰還土啊 只有你一個人

568
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:15,440
我一想起你穿男人的襪子就覺得可笑

569
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:21,520
喂 怎麽了

570
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:26,200
爲存厚德我以後不笑你了

571
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:29,560
不過說實話你的衣服又老氣又寒酸

572
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:30,920
誰會喜歡你呀

573
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:36,040
煩死了

574
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:40,200
煩死了

575
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,520
人家說煩你也說煩

576
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:46,200
我是煩說都不能說啊

577
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:57,520
其實要是讓她看見 應該開心啊

578
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:01,600
其實我見到她也應該開心的

579
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:07,320
就跟她說清楚 有什麽了不起的

580
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:09,800
這次拼了一定跟她說清楚

581
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:13,320
還沒睡著

582
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:16,600
你呢

583
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:18,360
沒事啊

584
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:19,880
沒事就睡了

585
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:21,800
關燈

586
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:35,800
阿泳阿泳

587
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:37,720
你走開別跟著我

588
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:40,640
你這樣就算你理我了

589
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:42,560
你不是一直都不理我嗎

590
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:45,880
阿泳每個人做事都有一定的理由

591
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:48,560
有一定的苦衷的 你聽我說好不好

592
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:50,240
好啊 那你就說吧

593
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:52,640
我是大陸妹很笨不一定明白的

594
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,320
阿泳啊 你別這麽說了

595
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:56,520
喂 你說什麽

596
00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:59,000
說啊

597
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:04,200
上課啊

598
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:14,320
阿泳對不起啊

599
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:16,200
這是女生宿舍你來幹什麽

600
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:19,960
我今天笑有原因的  你走啊

601
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:21,560
你再不走我就告訴校長

602
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:23,320
阿泳啊 你聽我說啊

603
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:26,560
這不太方便

604
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:29,800
明天晚上9點我在法國餐廳等你

605
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:32,920
不見不散好不好 不見不散啊

606
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:49,160
怎麽又戴上了

607
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:53,120
約了你心底不好的男朋友

608
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:55,520
我想他是有苦衷的

609
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:57,040
真的

610
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:00,840
不跟你聊了 時間到了 拜拜

611
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,200
拜拜

612
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:14,920
先生喝什麽

613
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:18,880
咖啡 不用了

614
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:22,440
小姐 幾位

615
00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:24,800
一位  一位 好這邊請

616
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:29,320
喝點什麽

617
00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:34,520
吃這個吧

618
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:47,200
請問洗手間在哪兒

619
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:48,520
洗手間在那邊

620
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:49,720
謝謝

621
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:57,480
人叔 怎麽還不來呀

622
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:02,160
怎麽這麽巧啊

623
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:06,600
這麽巧

624
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:11,640
真巧啊 等人啊

625
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:13,160
是啊

626
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,960
我約了人先走了 拜拜

627
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:17,320
拜拜

628
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:39,840
我朋友還沒來

629
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:48,480
現在還不來 難道不認識路

630
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:58,200
什麽事

631
00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:00,320
沒什麽沒什麽

632
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,440
糟了我沒見過人叔

633
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:05,680
難道他找不到我

634
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,400
最討厭這兩個人了

635
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:11,280
今天偏偏碰到他們

636
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:20,800
遭了該回宿舍了

637
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:26,640
這麽晚了 會不會有意外呢

638
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:32,040
計程車  計程車

639
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:35,240
喂是我先叫的

640
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:36,600
我先叫的

641
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,280
麻煩你有點男士風度好不好

642
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,160
你講講道理行不行啊

643
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:43,400
我們沒有必要爭對不對

644
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:45,480
去哪裏

645
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:49,240
我很難受啊 我好難受

646
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:50,480
你怎麽了

647
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:51,800
我很難受  你沒事吧你

648
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:56,400
司機送她上醫院吧快點兒

649
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,480
護士我們能走了嗎

650
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:12,200
這當然不行了 那個孕婦沒身份證的

651
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:14,280
她沒身份證不關我們的事啊

652
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,120
是啊  你們又說不出理由

653
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,120
精彩會被懷疑是偷運偷渡客的

654
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:19,400
等一會兒吧

655
00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:21,400
小姐我們真的不認識她

656
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,640
是啊  你們這麽說啊

657
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:26,120
好人難做

658
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:27,760
我說都怪你呀

659
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:30,120
喂你怎麽蠻不講理呀

660
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:42,400
出來了 出來了

661
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:44,680
你們倆到哪兒去了

662
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:47,400
阿玲啊昨天晚上沒回來睡覺

663
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:48,680
是啊她怎麽樣啊

664
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:50,200
沒什麽事 沒什麽事

665
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:51,560
沒發生什麽事啊

666
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:55,880
請問兩位發生什麽事了

667
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:57,120
不關你的事啊

668
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:58,600
我看一定有的

669
00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:00,880
有一定有的是不是

670
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:02,520
無可奉告

671
00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:05,000
不知道

672
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,360
你不承認就是有了

673
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:10,480
喂你別照我照那邊

674
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:15,320
快說快說隨便說兩句  走開

675
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:18,120
別再拍了別再拍了够了別再問了

676
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,800
別吵了 你們跟我來

677
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:22,600
是校長

678
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:24,520
說點兒吧

679
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,760
怎麽打人呢你有事就說嘛

680
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:30,480
大家看到了吧

681
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:32,440
施俊男汪家玲進了辦公室

682
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:34,000
一定好好交代的啊

683
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:35,720
不能照了不能照了

684
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:38,200
施俊男汪家玲

685
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:39,880
這次肯定發生了超友誼的關係

686
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:42,400
搶我東西啊 喂

687
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:45,600
大家看見了我們這次采訪受到校方干涉

688
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:46,880
我們要抗議

689
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:48,120
抗議

690
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:50,640
住嘴

691
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:55,240
抗議抗議抗議

692
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,320
沒想到阿男真的贏了

693
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:01,720
他早這樣多好啊害得我們輸了錢

694
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:03,000
就是要買輸的嗎

695
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,160
這種色狼一定要把他趕出校門啊

696
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:07,960
不是啊 聽說他們是自願的

697
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:09,480
是啊是啊

698
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:11,520
念書吧 這麽多事

699
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:13,880
我看施俊男是逼汪家玲就範

700
00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:17,360
這可斷送了阿玲的一生

701
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:28,040
安靜準備上課了

702
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:30,360
同學們早上好

703
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:33,400
老師 早上好

704
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:40,080
阿玲 你失約我不怪你

705
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:43,720
但你晚上做了這種不知羞耻的事

706
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,360
我說什麽也不能原諒你

707
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:47,960
你是在太令我失望

708
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:50,920
我决定以後再也不見你了

709
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:53,280
人叔

710
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,200
別走啊  走開啊

711
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:21,960
聽我說行不行  走啊

712
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:24,480
不要說了你只會說這句話

713
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,520
你給個機會讓我說完

714
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,040
說有什麽用 全校都知道了

715
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:32,520
你只相信別人你不相信我

716
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,800
都成了事實了 說也沒有用

717
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:37,520
事實只有我知道誰也沒看見這件事

718
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:41,520
昨天晚上我和汪家玲這麽巧

719
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,400
都在餐廳門口等人

720
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:46,240
等來等去都不見你

721
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:49,560
我只好回學校了所以一起乘計程車

722
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:52,680
誰知道剛好碰到一個要生孩子的孕婦

723
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:54,400
我們好心把她送去醫院

724
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:57,360
等她生完孩子等到天亮了

725
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:58,800
真的

726
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:00,160
你不相信算了

727
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:02,040
我沒有說我不信

728
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:03,480
施俊男

729
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,880
這麽巧啊吃了飯沒有

730
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:09,520
我們哪像你呀 天天換菜譜

731
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:13,680
別開玩笑了別開玩笑

732
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:14,960
他們說什麽呀

733
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:17,760
他們說鄉下姑娘不懂事

734
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:21,080
剛才說好的嗎 開玩笑的

735
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:23,000
真是了不起呀

736
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:27,200
是不是昨天晚上

737
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:29,560
你們怎麽都在這兒呢

738
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:34,240
有人看見你和大陸妹一塊進了女生宿舍

739
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:39,200
怎麽搞的 是她請我的你知道的

740
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:40,640
鄉下人多嘴

741
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:42,800
一定要問我昨天幹了什麽

742
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:45,000
你說什麽

743
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:47,600
我已經全說出來了 沒什麽可說的

744
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:48,680
走吧

745
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:50,120
走啦走啦走啦

746
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:52,360
你爲什麽說我多嘴

747
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,480
大陸妹不懂事 那就

748
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:56,520
喂你說很多次大陸妹了

749
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,560
你難道不是嗎

750
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:01,200
全給我站在哪兒

751
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:04,400
你們幾個人爲什麽跑到這邊來啊

752
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:09,320
柴泳過來 你亂搞男女關係

753
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:11,160
我沒有啊  全都受罰

754
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,000
晚上站在走廊裏

755
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,520
汪家玲回去休息

756
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:20,440
我想到了給你們脚上綁上鈴鐺

757
00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:23,440
今天我搬過來睡看著你們

758
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:42,360
對不起對不起我不是故意的

759
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:47,680
怎麽有人把網車放在衣櫃裏呢

760
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:56,680
幸虧頭沒破

761
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,000
爲什麽不趁機親她一下呢

762
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:27,800
不行不行怎麽能做這種事

763
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:35,560
不對啊 現在不親以後就沒機會了

764
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:46,640
還是不行 不光明正大

765
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:52,960
沒人看見 誰管你是不是光明正大

766
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:56,440
就親一下

767
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:10,600
崔文健你

768
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:11,840
看什麽看啊