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喂阿珠 我是爸爸

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你今年的大壽準備怎麼慶祝

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什麼大壽一天沒出嫁 都算是小姑娘

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你什麼時候聽說有42歲的小姑娘

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是 侄子孫女兒阿敏

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下個月嫁給一個律師

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你是她的三姑婆

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總不能一輩子不嫁人吧

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那個是不是叫楊協成的

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叫歐陽協成

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管他叫什麼呢 是男人就行了

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戀愛到什麼時候啊

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他愛我 不愛我

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愛我 不愛我

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愛我 不愛我

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愛我 不愛我

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愛我

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幸福是靠自己爭取的

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照張相來來來

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先別照先別照 先扔花球啊

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你是不想嫁人了急成這個樣子

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那當然了如果是我搶到花球

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下個就輪到我了

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你能搶到嗎

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別跟我搶啊

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看你急成什麼樣子了

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準備好了沒有

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來扔啊

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一 二 三

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我搶到了我搶到了 下次該我出嫁了

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你們不用恭喜我我謝謝你們

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站住

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這位女士烏雲蓋頂眉宇發黑

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看來感情有些波折

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我

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當然說你了 你聽著啊

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今年貴庚啊

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30

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我不是問腰圍 算命要講實話

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42 但是還要兩個星期才是

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大姑你是桃樹無落米田共格

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什麼

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沒有肥料桃樹怎麼會開花呢

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你的桃花少出嫁只有一個機會

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什麼時候

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42歲

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只有兩個星期了

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要是兩個星期之內你結不成婚

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就一輩子嫁不出去

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有男朋友嗎

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有當然有了

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可惜已經變心了

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是啊 他最近變了很多

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這叫覆水難收

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怎麼辦呢我不想當老姑娘

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先生你救救我 救救我吧

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辦法當然是有了 除非

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除非什麼

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除非用這根紅的繩子在大庭廣眾之下

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綁著你們的左右腳

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半個時辰之後就姻緣一線牽

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真的

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你可得記住千萬別讓繩子斷了

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要不然這姻緣就完了

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進來

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什麼事啊

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你來呀 我有話給你說

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好了這下我看你往哪兒跑

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喂 你幹什麼

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沒有啊 學校運動會學生二人三足比賽

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我們先練習一下

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來我們出去走一走先綁好了

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他們幹什麼呀

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這麼多學生看著我們都不好意思

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為了我們的將來什麼都忍了

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將來

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將來想拿比賽冠軍嗎

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幸虧沒斷

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什麼呀  沒有人能拆散我們的

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我是說冠軍我們拿定了

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我看你死不死

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糟了

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怎麼了踩死一隻蟑螂用不著這麼激動

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怎麼回事

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你什麼時候戒殺生的

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別進來我不想看見你

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對不起那我走了

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你敢出這個門口

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我到底是進來還是走啊

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我求求你不要哭了我最怕女人哭了

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只要你不哭怎麼都行

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真的

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喂你說不哭就不哭啊

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真的是我說了算

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你想怎麼樣

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你先回答我

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下個星期五三十一號是什麼日子

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是什麼日子啊

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我知道你記得

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就算我知道吧

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我也不小了不想這麼偷偷摸摸的

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對啊 做人應該是光明正大

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有道是名不正言不順嗎

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你真的這麼想了

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當然這麼想了

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壞死了不跟我說

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讓我先說出來多丟人啊

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丟什麼人啊

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還開玩笑 簡單點不要緊

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不過我要把所有的親戚朋友都喊來

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為我們好好的慶賀一下

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好

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31號好嗎  好啊

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不許後悔啊

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男子漢大丈夫說話算數 就這麼定了

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我要上課了 我先走了

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爸爸 我要結婚了

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這是幹什麼

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高招啊

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摸著腦袋

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中國武術 博大精深

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源遠流長 深不可測

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你說什麼我根本聽不懂

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對不起 我正在想事情

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你早點說嘛我們還以為什麼高招呢

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老師你想什麼呀

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我在想星期五是什麼日子

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是重陽節過了冬至沒到

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10月31號 萬聖節老師

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萬勝節 贏就能贏輸就輸嘛

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哪有什麼萬勝的呢

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總之這個日子慶祝應該慶祝

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老師病好後說話是特別風趣

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可惜我們學校不興啊

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要不趁機玩一次就好了 對不對

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不是啊校長說多找點人慶祝一下

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校長 她會

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她說的不想再偷偷摸摸了

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原來她每年都偷偷自己玩兒啊

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這個真沒想到啊

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女人都是這樣的

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不過 老師 要玩就叫上我們

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開派對我最拿手

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好

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學校禮堂

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不是在大會堂嗎

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為了慶祝一下把學生們都叫來熱鬧吧

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是啊我量這些學生也不敢怎麼胡鬧

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這個主意虧你想得出來

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要是不反對的話我叫學生準備了

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反正都是你的人了誰敢不同意啊

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最主要是互相尊重那些學生很聽話的

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什麼時候買戒指啊

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買戒指這我不懂啊

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你要找別人幫忙吧

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穿的禮服總得準備一下吧

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我會叫學生們穿得有氣氛一點

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我也準備好了 你自己想辦法

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也好 我就希望那天快點到

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是啊 我也希望快點兒

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你真壞

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拿來吧 你會看英文嗎 我幫你看

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喂寫什麼

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是律師信 你老婆說

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你8年沒有給他贍養費了

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要是在不給的話就告你

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我老婆死了100多年了

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歐陽協成的老婆沒死啊

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什麼叫贍養費啊

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一對夫妻離婚之後呢

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老公要給老婆的費用

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什麼叫離婚

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你什麼都不懂 真笨啊

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你不介意的話告訴我什麼叫笨

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我受不了了

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喂 是不是休妻的意思

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我死了這麼久了哪知道這麼多呢

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阿寶

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找到了

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這什麼呀

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我哪知道 和這張相片在一起管他呢

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這個就是歐陽協成的老婆

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是啊叫司徒齊頌

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長得還不錯嘛

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是啊

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現在怎麼辦呢

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欠債當是還錢了萬一找上門來

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你跟人家說著說著很容易露餡

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別說是真錢了 我連紙錢都沒有

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這就是錢 是不是

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這是六記還是陸斤

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小姐小姐 小姐小姐

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請問這裏有沒有一個叫司徒齊頌的人

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我就是你是誰呀

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是我啊 認不認識我

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喂司徒小姐司徒小姐

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師傅你幹什麼

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怎麼這麼對我師傅你瘋了

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不要這麼凶啊會嚇著她

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我說錯了嗎

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司徒小姐你開開門吧

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司徒小姐

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司徒小姐

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師傅 師傅 她不想見你

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這也難怪離婚誰還想見你

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我也沒有別的意思 想給她送錢

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還錢還錢 還不還錢

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臭三八還錢

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喂你們是還錢的

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還錢 我們叫她還錢啊

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臭三八快開門開門

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兩位兄弟別這麼逼人了好不好?

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關你什麼事兒 你是幫臭三八還了是吧

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她欠你們多少錢

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話說回來了是不是你幫她還啊

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我只有這麼多你們看夠不夠

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夠了夠了這只夠利息

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怎麼辦

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先拿著吧

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裏面的臭三八聽著我明天還來

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聰明的話把錢準備好

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要不然我把你房子拆了走

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這麼凶啊

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喂 你站住你上哪兒去啊

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我們走吧 她一會兒開門

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好吧走吧走吧

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我真不明白這女人是怎麼想的

228
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,920
不明白就問問嘛

229
00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:38,920
真累 總調不好啊

230
00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:43,880
我的婚姻生活

231
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:51,960
來來我來幫你

232
00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:00,720
阿頌阿頌你開門啊開門啊

233
00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:03,080
對了先開開門吧

234
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:04,240
又是你們

235
00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:07,040
真巧啊 開門吧

236
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:12,040
開門開門

237
00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:14,640
把門砸了

238
00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:17,640
不要這樣我勸她就行了嗎

239
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:19,480
阿頌開門啊

240
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:20,920
門不是開著的嗎

241
00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:25,880
警察局的門24小時都開著的

242
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:28,880
別開玩笑了

243
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,960
什麼玩笑 現在告你非法騷擾居民

244
00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:33,200
跟我回警察局

245
00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:35,600
我是冤枉的 我是老師

246
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,200
想冒充啊

247
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,280
不是 不是  走 警察局

248
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:46,120
怪不得師傅說唯女子與小人難養也

249
00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:50,160
算了吧有女人給我養我才高興呢

250
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:52,080
一般都是女人養我的

251
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,280
我才不管是女人還是小人呢

252
00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:56,920
要是不聽話我就揍他

253
00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:59,200
喂別火上加油了

254
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:06,720
師傅也許是一場誤會可能員警抓錯人了

255
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:09,800
我是好心沒有好報啊

256
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:14,240
話說回來了師傅 以你以前的人品

257
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,920
難怪你前妻這樣對你

258
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:21,760
我以前怎麼了 喂你們說說啊

259
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:26,640
真的要說啊 你簡直下流啊

260
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:28,600
無恥

261
00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:29,800
下賤

262
00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:33,640
你簡直不是人

263
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:37,120
是啊 我不是人啊

264
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,600
你自己都這麼說了

265
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:44,120
這樣也好 至少你願意洗心革面改過自新

266
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,200
你放心我們會原諒你的

267
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:49,320
謝謝

268
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:52,360
晚安

269
00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:58,640
想開點兒

270
00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:06,520
幹什麼謝謝他們 我又不是歐陽協成

271
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,440
我回來了弄好了沒有

272
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,160
你幹什麼這麼對我呀

273
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,840
誰要你害的我我也跟你這麼倒楣

274
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,640
我也不知道你說什麼呀

275
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:31,680
不知道 我看見你這副德性都想吐啊

276
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:32,880
你自己看看

277
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:54,640
這個是我老婆

278
00:19:58,760 --> 00:19:59,920
過癮吧

279
00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:03,840
我渴了  我去拿

280
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:11,040
哇 你想燙死我啊

281
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,080
我再去拿

282
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,000
這麼涼我怎麼喝

283
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:34,080
豈有此理 我要喝的是啤酒

284
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,040
你沒說要喝啤酒

285
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:40,400
你還敢頂嘴 頂嘴打死你

286
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:45,120
頂嘴打死你 頂嘴打死你

287
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:48,960
看你還頂不頂嘴

288
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,480
喂 你幹什麼?

289
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:54,320
你還是人嗎

290
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,040
的確 我不是人呢

291
00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,760
這個女人的命可真苦啊

292
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,080
那我現在怎麼辦呢

293
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:05,280
師傅說做人要仗義為懷

294
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:07,960
抱打不平 這樣才行

295
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:11,080
你說什麼

296
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:12,720
你到底說什麼呢

297
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:22,000
我說儘量去幫助人

298
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:59,120
別打我了 別打我了 別打我了

299
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:02,160
你剛才差點被電死啊我是來救你的

300
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:03,720
別打我了

301
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:07,120
我是來救你的聽見了沒有

302
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:18,560
我這次來是一點惡意都沒有的

303
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:20,760
謝謝

304
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:28,040
你這間咖啡廳是又破又爛

305
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:31,120
你一個女人這怎麼行呢

306
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:34,360
反正學校裏沒什麼事情

307
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,200
一有空我來幫你油漆

308
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:39,160
沒想到又把你嚇一跳

309
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:40,680
早點睡 我明天來

310
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:50,160
我是想讓你喝點薑茶定定神啊

311
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:59,520
幹什麼呀 好好的去醫務所幹什麼呀

312
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:02,400
每個人都要這樣的檢查一下身體

313
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:03,920
怎麼害羞啊

314
00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:06,560
檢查身體害羞嗎

315
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:10,000
大庭廣眾之下別亂說

316
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,280
歐陽協成

317
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:15,600
你到哪兒去

318
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:19,360
現在正下著雨呢咖啡廳太舊了

319
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,800
不放心 我想去看一看

320
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:24,040
別去太久啊

321
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:26,480
你瞎說什麼呀怕我聽見了

322
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:29,880
我很快就會回來的 你放心吧

323
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:31,600
去吧

324
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:07,160
嚇著她了

325
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:12,760
來 把舌頭伸出來 怕什麼呢

326
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,960
看下舌頭 來來來

327
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:24,120
喂老婆

328
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:27,720
好 我回來吃飯 好 拜拜

329
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:32,800
還沒驗完呢

330
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,560
阿成 這麼大人還這麼害羞

331
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:40,160
阿成阿成

332
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:44,600
你還笑 笑什麼

333
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,520
你這副德性誰不怕

334
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:52,520
我看她那麼可憐當然要幫她忙嗎

335
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:54,760
師傅教我  俠義為懷

336
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,880
鬼去有什麼用 人去才行

337
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:00,360
她很怕她的前夫

338
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:02,080
我裝成歐陽協成的樣子

339
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:03,680
她一看見就害怕

340
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,200
有辦法  什麼辦法

341
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:11,600
辦法就是 你自己想辦法

342
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:18,120
喂我是來刷油漆的

343
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:20,440
怎麼了 你不要管我了

344
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,880
我在外面幹活就行了

345
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:05,200
哎呀 好棒

346
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:12,880
怎麼了怎麼了

347
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:15,400
真沒用跳幾下就扭傷了

348
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,240
是啊就是啊

349
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:18,760
喂有沒有事啊

350
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:22,840
沒事今天休息一下萬聖節一定行

351
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:27,080
喂去看醫生再說吧

352
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:28,280
是啊

353
00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:31,160
沒事了 我給你擦點藥就行了

354
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:32,920
謝謝

355
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:35,920
那天晚上你們到底表演什麼啊

356
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,640
你們到底表演什麼東西啊

357
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:39,480
我想扮演小精靈

358
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:40,720
是啊

359
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:41,960
你怎麼不扮演女鬼

360
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:43,560
你說什麼  什麼

361
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:45,240
我們說話了嗎

362
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:49,440
都是同班同學 你們吵什麼

363
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:51,320
好 我聽老師的

364
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,040
我也聽老師的

365
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:57,160
說的對啊 都是同班同學應該相親相愛

366
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,760
對不起我的背癢癢

367
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:06,040
曾志星 是不是罰你罰的太少了

368
00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:07,280
穿成這樣

369
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:09,480
主任你也是和學生一起瘋

370
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:12,920
是這樣的我打算31號晚上

371
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,920
讓讓同學們穿戴整齊一點

372
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:16,960
怎麼不早說

373
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,800
可是那個日子穿成這樣行嗎

374
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:21,800
沒問題 那天晚上他們

375
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:24,800
那是我最重要的日子 你們要莊重點

376
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,040
全部要穿校服

377
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:27,560
是

378
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:32,600
既然你這麼肯動腦筋今天就不罰你了

379
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:37,320
我先走了

380
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:43,440
萬聖節自己玩兒吧

381
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:44,840
就是

382
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:48,000
各位同學遷就一下她吧

383
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:50,800
再說校長是發起人對不對

384
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,760
主任說的對啊 反正校長是發起人

385
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,520
大家就遷就一下  好

386
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:05,440
高老師 31號晚上你扮演什麼

387
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:07,440
扮演自己啊

388
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,440
我不打算參加萬聖節的派對

389
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:12,440
歐陽主任說說你那天扮演什麼呀

390
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,920
學生們想讓我扮演驅魔人

391
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,440
驅魔人也不錯啊

392
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:22,200
我現在就不太想做 現在的天師收紅包

393
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:26,800
3點半了我要去給學生補習

394
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,240
真的很晚了 那我走了啊

395
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:30,400
好好明天見

396
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,040
再見再見

397
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:34,520
驅魔人

398
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:38,200
喂 我來了

399
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:40,320
我很高興你能走出這個房間了

400
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:43,760
過來 過來給你看看啊

401
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:46,440
我幫你做好了一個燈箱

402
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,520
把燈打開 看看

403
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:57,120
真漂亮啊 從此以後呢

404
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:03,080
我們就從頭開始

405
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,760
我們還可以從頭開始嗎

406
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,480
我說以後你開你的咖啡廳之後呢

407
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:14,640
你的生意 就有錢存錢的話

408
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:17,240
就不用借高利貸了

409
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:20,200
還有不用被人家討債上門啊

410
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:23,760
上次你給抓到警察局

411
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:26,200
君子不念舊惡

412
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:29,400
君子 你是啊

413
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,640
你怎麼一個勁的掉眼淚啊

414
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:46,520
那是媽的嘴

415
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,400
啊口水

416
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:51,040
是你說什麼呀

417
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:52,360
沒事啦

418
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:56,840
我聽見了 你叫我們等女婿來

419
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,720
都等了這麼久了 再等一等吧

420
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:09,040
我們阿珠說了 女孩子出去沒空

421
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:13,120
這個才是媽媽

422
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:18,640
我們的女婿來啦 我聽見了

423
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:20,440
吃飯了

424
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:25,800
這一次全靠你了

425
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:29,000
以後以後不要說這種客氣的話

426
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:35,400
是我太笨了 聽了經理的話

427
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:38,240
連看都不看就借錢買了這間鋪子

428
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,840
誰知道搬來才知道是一間破房子

429
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:46,240
想裝修一下都沒有錢 只好自己動手

430
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:52,600
你也笑我笨啊

431
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:58,040
我自己在笑 我很少說這麼多話的

432
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:06,080
也難怪你這麼怕我 以前

433
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:09,360
以前的事別提了

434
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:15,440
我是說以前那個歐陽協成他已經死了

435
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:16,920
死了 那你

436
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:20,880
我的意思是說重新做人

437
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,080
這就像是起死回生一樣

438
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:30,960
有什麼事別放在心裏頭 傷身體的

439
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:38,080
這幾天天氣冷你要多穿點衣服

440
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:41,120
行 你看我身體很好

441
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:45,880
最近你在學校好嗎

442
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:49,240
挺好的 學生跟我很合得來

443
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,240
每天我都教他們武功

444
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:55,000
武功 原來你會武功

445
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:58,800
是啊 我沒告訴過你嗎

446
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:03,720
我3歲就學打太極拳 你不相信

447
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:05,920
我給你刷油漆的時候就用太極拳的方法

448
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,080
你看看

449
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:32,160
死傢伙 兼職刷油漆

450
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,080
怎麼會這樣

451
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:01,240
歐陽協成你有種

452
00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:17,560
你這是跟誰過不去

453
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:20,400
吃這麼多你 不要錢啊要你

454
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:25,120
我化悲憤為食欲還能幹什麼

455
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:28,760
吃你的 一個女孩子說欲字

456
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:30,920
太沒有家教了

457
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:36,400
我要和他分手一刀兩斷

458
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:45,000
你快斷吧 我耳朵都快聾了

459
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:46,600
還有一個星期就出嫁了

460
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:48,920
到時候是你說了算

461
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:55,720
歐陽主任

462
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,720
是你啊 什麼事啊

463
00:34:58,240 --> 00:35:00,280
最近你很喜歡幫人家刷油漆啊

464
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:01,640
你怎麼知道

465
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:03,440
你當然怕人知道了

466
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:08,720
是這樣 禮堂有塊牆要刷油漆

467
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:09,920
不如你去刷好了

468
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:12,480
改天行不行

469
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:13,720
我要現在

470
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,560
用不著這麼著急吧

471
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:19,120
禮堂等著用呢 晚了來不及了

472
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:24,480
這麼巧好吧 那我就幫你刷

473
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,280
原來是你 進來坐吧

474
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:43,920
不用了 我一會就走了

475
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,640
油漆刷得不怎麼樣啊

476
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,800
我說這個阿成沒本事就別幹嘛

477
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:55,080
也難怪心不在焉哪能幹好呢

478
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:58,520
心思全放在刷我們的新房上了

479
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:00,520
新房

480
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,360
光顧著說話 差點忘了

481
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,160
我和阿成31號結婚

482
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:10,760
結婚 怎麼沒聽他說過

483
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:15,360
新歡舊愛他怎麼能說得出口呢

484
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:19,440
其實姻緣這個東西是很難說的

485
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,560
過去的事就過去吧是不是

486
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:25,040
你別再想了 想多了會老的

487
00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:30,240
這也是 祝你們幸福

488
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:31,760
謝謝

489
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:33,560
有空來喝我們的喜酒啊

490
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:40,880
我那天沒空 咖啡廳要開張

491
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:44,040
你怎麼了受了刺激了

492
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:47,080
還是為了我們高興 我走了

493
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:49,440
慢走啊

494
00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:58,720
喂我來了

495
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:05,320
這門怎麼鎖了

496
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:08,440
這門壞了

497
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:11,080
壞了 我幫你修一修吧

498
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:13,800
你走吧 修不好的

499
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:15,080
為什麼

500
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:17,920
你走吧 我不想修

501
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,920
我們結婚了

502
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:44,600
使勁 使勁 使勁兒啊

503
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:47,640
哎呀夾到肉了疼死我了

504
00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:49,560
快拉下來 疼死我了

505
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:54,040
你試試收一收你的肚子

506
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:56,160
再來一次

507
00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,400
準備好

508
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:04,360
這麼穿好看嗎

509
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:07,960
雖然小一點 但是上鏡就行了

510
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,400
但是晚上這種場合

511
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:12,440
就是這種場合才這麼打扮

512
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:13,920
來 幫我帶頭紗

513
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:15,600
好啊

514
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:22,360
告訴你 我盼著穿婚紗都盼了幾十年了

515
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:25,480
怪不得你要這麼打扮

516
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:50,840
穿這樣了

517
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,360
喂她扮鬼新娘倒挺像的

518
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:18,680
怎麼放這種音樂

519
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:20,000
我最喜歡這首

520
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,840
要放一首有氣氛的 沒有一點品位

521
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:35,360
請

522
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:47,920
怎麼放這種音樂了

523
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:55,800
是你做牧師

524
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:11,240
你怎麼變成

525
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:21,080
你怎麼變成南瓜了

526
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:22,680
今天是萬聖節舞會

527
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:24,680
誰說開萬聖節舞會

528
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:26,440
你呀

529
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:28,800
是我們結婚

530
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,480
結婚 我沒說過

531
00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:34,440
你耍我

532
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:36,720
我想和大家玩一玩

533
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:38,440
歐陽協成你

534
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:39,840
別打老師

535
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:41,520
不對勁 走為上策

536
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:45,480
既然你不喜歡玩的話 我們走吧

537
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:48,880
好走嘍

538
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:50,680
你敢踏出這個門口

539
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,240
你敢踏出去我和你一刀兩斷

540
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:57,840
那我走了 不好意思對不起走了

541
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:03,880
校長真可憐

542
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:07,320
哪有我們可憐 全讓她攪和了

543
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:09,480
我們怎麼辦  走吧

544
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:16,280
阿門

545
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:34,920
開門啊給我們開門開門啊

546
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:36,720
快點兒開門啊

547
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:42,320
恭喜你 恭喜你

548
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,360
阿頌 我知道你的咖啡廳今天開幕

549
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,560
我帶同學們來給你慶祝一下

550
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,160
你今天不是和廖惠珠結婚嗎

551
00:41:57,240 --> 00:41:58,360
沒有  不是

552
00:41:58,440 --> 00:41:59,640
是校長一廂情願

553
00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:01,840
我們全以為是要開萬聖節派對

554
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:03,520
就是啊

555
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:05,680
怎麼會這樣

556
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:07,360
大家不要客氣 隨便吃

557
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,240
隨便吃

558
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:15,840
阿頌恭喜你啊 祝你的生意興隆

559
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:18,240
謝謝