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喂 快點兒吧

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你覺不覺得這兒很冷啊

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你病了烤著火還說冷

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你以為這有寶啊

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你不覺得這陰風陣陣寒氣逼人

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喂你怕什麼

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別說不夠朋友啊 現在給你燒紙錢

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讓你在下麵有錢花 慢慢看了

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快點兒

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你怕什麼呀

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請問從這邊上去是不是屠夫山

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你現在要上山

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是啊 我上山賞月

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喂上面有髒東西呀

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是啊 上次我同鄉上山之後碰到了女鬼

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倒楣啦 太嚇人了

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老兄你真的上山啊 這鬼很凶的

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我不信鬼

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說他還不聽啊  別管他了

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我們走吧  走走走

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小姐你沒事吧 傷著了沒有

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沒有 我好疼啊

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小姐這麼晚了在荒山野嶺

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我看我送你回去吧

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你不怕嗎

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有我在 你怕什麼

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怎麼了

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我的腳很疼啊 不如先坐一會兒

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是嗎 好 來小心一點

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算我有眼光

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什麼眼光

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眼光就是聰明有聰明之舉的意思

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自從我幫你做了主任之後

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半夜三更可以跑出來吃東西真是太好了

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有鬼

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還有女鬼 走開 我去幫他

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喂 老兄小心點

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我是救他的

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做鬼做成你這樣也太沒義氣了

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知道我是天師就拍馬屁

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你這個妖孽借凡人之身 騙我 想得美

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天師你

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別說了

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等我收拾完這個女鬼

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再收拾你這個老鬼

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喂你怎麼樣

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站住

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我這個天師都抓不著她

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好 抓那個去

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你沒事吧

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快走

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幸虧跑的快呀

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謝謝你

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我們倆別說這些了 廢話少說走吧

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豈有此理 明明看見他在這兒上哪去了

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怪不得烏雲壓頂啊

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藏在這兒了

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白雪公主

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白雪公主啊

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老師

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出了什麼事了  不知道啊

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讓一讓讓一讓

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大家讓一讓讓一讓

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你好啊

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我有話要跟你說

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你要說什麼就說吧

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對不起 上次萬聖節呢

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我知道令你誤會了 讓你下不了臺

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不過 是我不對 是我不對

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大家都很關心你知道嗎

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你這個婚紗穿了一個星期了不髒也餿了

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大家是為你著 想把婚紗脫下來好嗎

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好 你說不穿就不穿了

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一言為定啊

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是啊囉嗦

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那我先走了

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怎麼搞的沒道理嘛

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我是減肥也得吃啊

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我告訴你我要吃飯

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是校長安排的不關我的事啊

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什麼事啊出了什麼事

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歐陽主任你看看

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校長平時摳門是誰都知道的

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但是也不能摳門兒到讓我們吃餅卡

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是啊你看

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餅卡

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反正多出來的 別浪費了嘛

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這誰呀

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校長怎麼了 怎麼搞的

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你怎麼啦

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是你說了 別叫我穿婚紗

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我就聽你的話了

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怎麼全都站著請坐啊

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誰都不坐啊

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這麼不給我面子

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坐

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來來來大家別客氣 先喝一杯 來幹了

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別老站著嘛招呼客人 來來乾杯乾杯

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乾杯乾杯 來來 乾杯乾杯

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你幹什麼發夠了沒有

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仔細看了世界大戰爆發了

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你少說兩句吧 也不看看什麼時候

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歐陽協成 我和你勢不兩立

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你眼睛有毛病啊

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你不覺得我的眼睛對你說盡了千言萬語

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我過幾個同學叫張靜他眼睛就這樣

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我現在正給你臺階上啊 你知道嗎

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你這是什麼意思

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開門見山吧 你要是能幫我搜集到

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歐陽主任辦事不力的證據 趕他走的話

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我不止向校董會推薦你當訓導主任

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就是我這個人 你想怎麼都行

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你想收買我是不是

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你想怎麼樣

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我衛家國從事教育時間雖然不長

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但是我的教育精神是本著兩個字

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就是愛心 到底什麼叫愛心呢

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就是用愛去感化每一個學生

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憑著愛 我相信有出路

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憑著愛 情懷不老的

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就會有很多知音很多同道

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但是我心知總會有一天定會

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什麼事什麼事啊

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最美麗仍然是愛

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只有愛  行了行了行了

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你到底幹不幹啊

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你剛才沒聽見 我在說一遍

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回答幹不幹就行了

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你是收買不了我的

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謝謝

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妖孽 我有辦法叫你現身

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不求美醜 但求到手

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借屍還魂看你往哪兒走

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叫你現身 定出手

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主任喝茶

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謝謝

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你你

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求求你放了我吧 求求你放過我吧

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不知道校長臨時叫我們開會 有什麼事呢

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不是結婚酒會就行了

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全都怪我不好

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這不關你的事是校長自作多情

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主任喝茶

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謝謝謝謝

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這麼燙啊等一會再喝吧

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茶熱好喝的很

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是嗎不如先讓我喝

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我最喜歡喝熱茶了  小心燙著

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主任 這杯正好

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渴死我了真是 謝謝

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不用

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校長來了嗎

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等一會兒嘛用不著跑來跑去的

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差點忘了真是的

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沒人喝茶了是吧 主任這是您的

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又給我喝

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我渴了給我倒茶

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校長你喝吧 這杯好

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別獻殷勤了 以後我公事公辦

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那你說口渴

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我說了不喝了

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小心點 最後一杯

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那你一定要喝了

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我不喝

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豈有此理

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怎麼校工這麼厲害

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我是無意的

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你無意還是有意啊主任

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我查過你這兩個月的教學進度

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除了教學生跌打功夫風濕之外呢

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根本就沒有教書

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校長是你說的我用不著教書

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混賬不教書請老師來幹什麼

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從明天開始我會來觀察你的上課情況

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萬一讓我發現了有不稱職的地方

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就給我走

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今天會議到此截止

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老師 早上好

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坐坐

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你怎麼啦咳成這樣子

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可能是著涼了

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痰多氣弱 煮點參湯喝

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有老師真好有什麼頭疼腦熱的碰傷擦傷

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讓他一看就好了是不是

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別在這拍馬屁了

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妨礙老師上課

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就是啊

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你才拍馬屁呢我說實話

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不要吵不要吵 上一節我們講到

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老師我知道講到香港

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說得對上回說到黃師傅南下香港

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被10個洋人圍著

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每個洋人手上都拿著槍

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而且子彈上膛 怎麼打呢

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黃師傅靈機一動 嗖的一聲用輕功

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從後面跳到前面

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接著他就一個掃堂腿

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啪的一下

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有個秘密你可不能告訴別人

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什麼

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這下你倒楣了

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校長賄賂我叫我揭發你的

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我才不怕

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說不怕

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要是被校長知道你上課講故事看病

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不解雇你才怪

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那就見不到我的學生了

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你知道就行了嘛

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怎麼辦怎麼辦

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又看這個事你最好呢

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收拾她

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動不動就要打人啊 說你也不聽

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其實校長是為了

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老師不跟她結婚的事生氣

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找個人跟她結婚不就行了

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謝謝啊 這種事別找我

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你還說很保密

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我以為他們全走了呢

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你上後面去

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你開始上課

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別緊張別緊張

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打開課本第四頁

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我今天講的是合縱連橫

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今天我們講的是合縱連橫

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停 停停不用上了

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你想得美我問你呀 問道簡單的

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三國是指的哪三國

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三國

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我找到三角了

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不是這個

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魏蜀吳

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算你對

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漢代的四大發明是什麼呢

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天文曆法數學醫學和造紙

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西晉五胡

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匈奴鮮卑羌笛羯

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九流十家

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儒墨道法名陰陽農漁集和小十家

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十六國

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成漢前趙後趙前秦後秦西秦先燕後燕

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南燕北燕前涼後涼南越凉東涼和夏

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豈有此理 好

243
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我再問點看你會不會

244
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商朝紂王最寵愛的美人叫什麼

245
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德忌笠街有人中風 完畢

246
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德忌笠街有人中風不能動

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完畢 完畢 不能動

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你在說

249
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德忌笠街有人中風不能動 完畢

250
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你死了快幫忙啊

251
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你死了

252
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你說什麼

253
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他的意思說答案是妲己你知道嗎

254
00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:51,640
是啊妲己妲己

255
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妲己妲己

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誰發明了造紙你說

257
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誰啊

258
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:05,880
怎麼 終於不會了 不會就滾出學校

259
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知不知道 你說

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菜

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蔡倫

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蔡倫你也知道

263
00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:22,120
我昨天穿什麼顏色

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紅色

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昨天我穿了沒有

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沒有 沒穿

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好下次全班測驗

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我出題目 他們不會一起滾

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啊怎麼搞的這樣

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狗血難收妖孽現身

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壞鬼病鬼還不把腳伸

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話說回來你這樣的水準怎麼當老師的

273
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還有啊 那個時候我真的很討厭你

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現在呢

275
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現在怎麼會呢 你對學生那麼好

276
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:07,920
學生又很喜歡你 我都很羡慕你的

277
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:10,520
還有中國歷史我不會

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不用擔心 我會幫你的

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進來坐坐

280
00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:16,640
不用了 我還去備課呢

281
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,320
我不打擾你了

282
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:19,680
就這樣啊 我走了

283
00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:29,040
很面熟哇

284
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:33,000
怎麼搞的 走開走啊你

285
00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:41,200
怎麼搞的

286
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:48,520
你幹什麼

287
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臭小子滾遠

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我現在給你臺階上了你知道嗎

289
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:05,520
要是你收集到歐陽主任

290
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,880
工作不好的證據趕他走的話

291
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:13,080
我不僅向校董會推薦你做訓導主任

292
00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:18,920
就是我這個人 你想怎麼都行

293
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,880
高老師 晚上衛老師要給學生

294
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補習中國歷史 你也來好嗎

295
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:32,600
我教英文的

296
00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:37,240
這話可不能這麼說啊

297
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:41,120
現在正是危城告急為了保證歐陽主任

298
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,920
我們身為熱血教師應該挺身而出

299
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,280
團結一致 拿出我們的愛

300
00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:47,720
愛心是不是

301
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:49,000
對不起衛老師

302
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,400
現在時間還早我沒打算睡覺

303
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:55,960
不光是歐陽主任我們全班的同學

304
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,760
他們都很需要我們的愛

305
00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:00,200
愛心是不是 我早就說過了

306
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:01,760
這一套是沒用的

307
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:04,280
這個班的學生素質差又不求上進

308
00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:06,800
你怎麼幫都是浪費時間

309
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,800
你知道正因為是這樣

310
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,600
我們才更應該拿出我們那份愛

311
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:14,040
愛心是不是 這個世界是沒有奇跡的

312
00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:15,680
我的愛心和時間是放在

313
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:18,720
用心學習素質高的學生身上

314
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:22,800
為人師表就應該是一視同仁

315
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:25,600
對不起我奉行的是精英教學

316
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:26,920
精英教學

317
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:30,200
你這麼做是歧視需要我們的學生

318
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:32,240
你錯了 我不是歧視他們

319
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:33,720
是看不見他們

320
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:35,440
你很自私

321
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,160
你自大  你自戀

322
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:38,720
你自己  自什麼

323
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:40,120
全說了吧

324
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,480
你你你才是為自己呐

325
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:43,720
算了 衛老師

326
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,600
我們約好了現在補習的

327
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:53,240
是啊  怎麼沒人呢

328
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,680
不好了著火了 快跑

329
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:02,920
我都說這招不行的嘛

330
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,360
那你說怎麼教訓他們呢

331
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:08,880
有人裸跑有人裸跑啊

332
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,800
在哪呢 在哪呢 有人裸跑

333
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:16,120
他們啊

334
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,840
為了這次救救主任愛心大行動

335
00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:42,680
我們一定要排除萬難 萬眾一心

336
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:45,080
不辭辛勞 不怕艱苦

337
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,960
一定要堅持到最後的勝利

338
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:53,000
阿星快起來

339
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:58,200
你們別睡了好不好時間不多了

340
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:01,120
要是你們明天測驗不及格啊

341
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,800
歐陽主任就要走了 你們知道嗎

342
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,400
人叔

343
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:06,680
你好壞呀

344
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:09,600
人家剛剛夢見人叔就被你打斷了

345
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:11,160
他長得怎麼樣

346
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,080
當然不會像你這樣了

347
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:15,120
大家振作一點好不好

348
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:18,560
你以為我們是神童啊 不會就是不會

349
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,160
一天晚上就能學會嗎

350
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:24,440
是啊 睡不好哪有精神測驗

351
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:28,160
老師你以為我們是特殊的人啊

352
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,160
喂你別影響我睡覺啊

353
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:33,160
阿星說歸說 別動手動腳的

354
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:34,800
這是教室啊  我要睡覺嘛

355
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:37,840
安靜點 用心的聽我說一次

356
00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:41,000
明天考歷史主要考戰國時期的

357
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:44,520
先說說這個合縱 南北為縱

358
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:47,640
是指齊楚燕韓趙魏這6個國家

359
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,600
聯合對抗秦國

360
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:54,280
衛老師算了

361
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:58,640
發育時期年輕人不睡不行啊

362
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,160
但是你

363
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:03,120
我連字都不認識怎麼當老師呢

364
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,440
那你這樣就要走的

365
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:09,960
我實在不忍心看著他們加班加點的學習

366
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:11,760
一個個瘦了

367
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:14,840
我心裏很不舒服啊

368
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,040
大家聽到了啊主任為了讓我們能睡覺

369
00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:24,840
寧願犧牲自己 證明他是多愛我們

370
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,680
有什麼用啊

371
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:29,160
明天我們不及格他還不是要走

372
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:30,520
就是

373
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:35,400
想測驗及格我看我們只能

374
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,920
你可別叫我們死背書啊

375
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,520
十幾個年代加一百多個皇帝哪能記得

376
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,760
要是考戴安娜王妃那就不同了

377
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:46,160
我說了要背書嗎 我是說要出黃牌

378
00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:48,520
c a t

379
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:51,440
c a t cat

380
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:53,000
什麼 貓

381
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:56,120
錯錯 是出貓

382
00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:58,840
哦

383
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:00,920
喂說了出貓了 不念了

384
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:02,600
你還在念啊

385
00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:13,480
高老師有幾個不及格的

386
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,520
是全部

387
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,520
歐陽主任你有什麼好說的

388
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:19,840
校長是全部合格

389
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:23,880
怎麼會呢 這個班學生是最差的

390
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:26,200
好不了的 怎麼會全都及格呢

391
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:29,040
全都及格 主任可以不走了

392
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,520
想不到學生進步的這麼快啊

393
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:34,040
是啊是啊 是不是啊

394
00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:36,120
這叫有志者事竟成

395
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,560
現在可以證明愛的教學是成功的

396
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,680
我成功了 恭喜恭喜 恭喜

397
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:43,320
恭喜恭喜 歐陽主任 恭喜恭喜啊

398
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:47,400
快點讓大家看見讓他們開心開心

399
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:48,680
衛老師

400
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:49,720
你找我

401
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:52,760
是啊 我有話跟你說

402
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,360
給學生補習很累是不是

403
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:00,080
怕什麼 值得呀

404
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:07,080
是是其實這次你不僅教了學生很多知識

405
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:10,000
還給我上了堂寶貴的一課

406
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:13,920
你再說一遍

407
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:19,440
以前你說的對 是我沒有給學生機會

408
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:24,680
原來這裏是藏龍臥虎 真是人不可貌相

409
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,680
海水不可鬥量這個道理你應該懂的

410
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:30,320
別開玩笑了

411
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:37,040
我現在才發現 我那套精英教學是失敗的

412
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:41,680
你的愛心教學才是教育的出路

413
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:45,040
你說的太嚴重了 太嚴重了

414
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:47,440
衛老師 我說的是實話

415
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:50,480
我以後要好好向你學習 請多多指教

416
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,320
別客氣互相學習

417
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,720
豈有此理 竟然趕不走他

418
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:02,160
為什麼不求我呢

419
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,160
你是誰

420
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:05,360
告訴你

421
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:08,400
我就是玉樹臨風的一代天師李學仁

422
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,080
什麼辦法快說

423
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:15,200
我專門來告訴你 你們的訓導主任不是人

424
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:18,240
我當然知道  你知道

425
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:20,440
他是人的話就不會這樣對我了

426
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:22,560
趕都趕不走他 真是冤鬼呀

427
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:28,760
不錯 他是借屍還魂的冤鬼

428
00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:31,440
你說什麼

429
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:34,800
現在歐陽協成

430
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,960
已經不是過去的歐陽協成了

431
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:40,280
你說他是鬼上身

432
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:43,720
有道是形近而神不近

433
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:46,320
你不覺得他跟以前不同嗎

434
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:50,880
是啊是啊是啊

435
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,760
你是說我每天對著的是

436
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:56,480
怎麼辦天師

437
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:57,680
鎮靜點兒

438
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:00,440
天師我自有辦法

439
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:05,160
各位同學我們今天為歐陽主任

440
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:06,840
繼續留任而高興

441
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:10,520
那麼我們這次救救主任愛心活動

442
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,000
為什麼這麼成功

443
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,720
遭了遭了遭了這杯東西可難喝了

444
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:16,560
喂這麼點怎麼喝不完

445
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:18,360
主任你有所不知啊

446
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:20,160
衛老師口水掉進去了

447
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:22,920
這杯酒 你晚上也喝不完

448
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:27,240
好好今天晚上很高興我不說了

449
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:29,560
這就安靜了

450
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:31,280
行了

451
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:32,440
真棒 好

452
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:36,640
衛老師我真羡慕你和學生打成一片

453
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:39,360
來 衛老師來來幹一杯

454
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:42,320
乾杯乾杯

455
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:45,400
老師謝謝999塊7毛

456
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,080
我也要給錢嗎

457
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,920
老師萬歲

458
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:55,880
你們可真會開玩笑啊

459
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,720
歐陽協成你不是人

460
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:00,880
校長

461
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:04,400
那些私人恩怨不應該在學生面前說

462
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,080
他真的不是人呀 天師

463
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:15,320
那天那個道士啊

464
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:17,640
不用怕 兵來將擋

465
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:18,960
你害怕了

466
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:21,680
天師 是不是抓鬼的

467
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:24,480
什麼鬼不鬼的 只要老師不是鬼就行了

468
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:27,680
摸摸下巴不就知道啦 有啊

469
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,200
眼睛也沒事啊

470
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:31,720
是不是鬼啊

471
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,240
別在這裝神弄鬼的了

472
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:38,920
他是不是鬼他身邊心裏那個最清楚

473
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,640
各位同學馬上就會知道

474
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:49,960
我有事要走了  我陪你出去

475
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:51,200
不許走

476
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:55,000
怕現形啊 想走沒那麼容易

477
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:04,840
你的葫蘆裏到底賣什麼藥

478
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,440
這是個捉鬼葫蘆

479
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:11,080
只要我念咒語什麼妖孽都跑不了

480
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:12,280
我要去廁所

481
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:13,560
不准去

482
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:16,920
老師先看他變魔術

483
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,640
反正這也沒有鬼是不是

484
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:19,760
就是就是啊

485
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:21,240
要變就快點兒啊

486
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:22,600
快點快點

487
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:25,160
太上老君急急如令

488
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:31,000
不要啊

489
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,720
糟了 真是鬼呀

490
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,880
別急 你醒醒啊別丟下我

491
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:44,800
醒一醒啊醒一醒

492
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:49,560
我的演技好不好有沒有嚇著你們

493
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,920
你醒啦剛剛我看見你看見你

494
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,920
阿寶你看見什麼

495
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,120
我沒事啊

496
00:31:58,200 --> 00:31:59,440
瞎說

497
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:01,640
是怎麼回事啊

498
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:09,160
果然道行不淺 不過你半個魂魄

499
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:10,680
已經被我收到葫蘆裏去

500
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:14,840
看來你也熬不了多久了再見

501
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:18,880
我就知道你在這騙人再不走我可要揍你了

502
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,960
喂 天師啊你走了

503
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:23,920
你不是說你要幫我捉鬼的嗎

504
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,520
我說過誰能幫我出了眼中釘

505
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,200
那我這個人呢

506
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,000
我還有要緊事再見

507
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:34,680
快滾吧

508
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,480
天師天師

509
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:37,800
你沒事吧

510
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:42,400
主任別掃我們的興啊 大家乾杯

511
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:45,200
好大家乾杯

512
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:47,160
乾杯乾杯來來

513
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:49,720
上哪兒去呀

514
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:50,760
找我啊

515
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:51,960
這不是你嗎

516
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:53,400
我只有半個魂魄了

517
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:55,200
那半個被李學仁收走了

518
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:57,840
要是他超度的話 這半個也拿走就完了

519
00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:59,120
那趕快去找啊

520
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:01,080
老師 老師

521
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:03,760
該睡覺啦

522
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:05,880
不行不行

523
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:07,200
不行不行

524
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:08,600
誰說不行啊

525
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,320
他他

526
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:14,440
別掃興嘛再玩一會兒啊

527
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,080
怎麼辦

528
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:26,440
少說兩句舌頭出來人家看見了

529
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:29,680
吐啊吐啊裝吐去廁所想想辦法

530
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:31,080
去吐去吐

531
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:40,560
沒事沒事 喝多兩杯想吐啊想吐沒事

532
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:51,280
怎麼樣啊

533
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:52,760
不知道進去看看吧

534
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:57,240
怎麼樣沒事吧

535
00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:59,480
很難受是不是 摳喉嚨摳喉嚨

536
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:02,040
扣喉嚨就行 喉嚨摳一摳嘛

537
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,640
快點快點 快點

538
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,840
不關我的事啊是他們

539
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:23,160
說什麼說什麼都不行了

540
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:25,280
出來出來我去追他們

541
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:32,320
走走走走走

542
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:15,240
塵歸塵土歸土送你走上黃金路

543
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:21,720
世榮別怪我無情了 我只是順從天命

544
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:29,080
到下麵投胎轉世重新做人

545
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:33,160
不要啊不要不要不要不要不要

546
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:39,240
林大叔林大叔

547
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:41,760
林大叔你怎麼樣

548
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:44,160
豬肉榮你怎麼樣啊

549
00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:45,960
要堅持下去知道嗎

550
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:51,280
阿寶阿寶我不行了

551
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:53,240
我只有半個魂魄

552
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:55,680
能堅持這麼久已經不錯了

553
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:01,160
你不會有事的一定不會有事的

554
00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:05,200
阿寶這次我真的不行了

555
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:08,680
不會有事的不會有事的

556
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:16,120
豬肉榮豬肉榮豬肉榮

557
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,080
原來老師是個鬼

558
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:24,080
幸虧發現的早要不被他吸光了陽氣

559
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:25,680
就沒法追女孩子了

560
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:29,800
明天我去上柱香謝謝關二爺

561
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:32,360
對對對對

562
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:35,640
雖然他是個鬼但是他上身之後

563
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:38,640
我們的福利就好了生活的開心

564
00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:40,720
還教我們功夫呢

565
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:42,960
自從他上身之後

566
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:46,480
我追女孩子表現的非常好

567
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:48,000
是啊是啊 是啊

568
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:51,240
我們現在這個時候離開他

569
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:53,320
關二爺不會原諒我的

570
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:55,600
對對對對

571
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:01,080
你就會是啊是啊是的 有點主見沒有

572
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:03,160
是啊是啊是啊

573
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:06,040
叫你再這樣我揍你

574
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:08,200
我真的沒了主意啊

575
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:12,480
算了算了 現在只好保佑他渡過難關

576
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:16,280
他雖然是鬼 可是並不嚇人啊

577
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:18,040
是啊是啊 是啊

578
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:20,520
鬼呀

579
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:24,440
鬼什麼鬼呀豬肉榮不見了

580
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:27,320
豬肉榮

581
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:30,160
那個鬼是黃飛鴻的大弟子林世榮

582
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:34,880
他是鬼 你叫我們怎麼辦

583
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:37,560
你們不是好人恩將仇報

584
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:39,640
上次歐陽協成給電死了

585
00:37:39,720 --> 00:37:41,040
要不是他借屍還魂

586
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:43,760
替你頂罪 你們早就坐牢了

587
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:47,440
原來是那次啊 怪不得呢

588
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:49,560
自從那次之後

589
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:51,120
老師變成另外一個人了

590
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:55,600
好了現在他有難了 你們袖手旁觀

591
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:58,480
我不理你們了 我走了

592
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,200
阿寶阿寶

593
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:07,400
小心點兒啊

594
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,080
你行不行啊

595
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:10,640
多保重阿寶

596
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:17,760
就算我們現在想幫他也沒有辦法

597
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:21,160
容易呀收拾

598
00:38:21,240 --> 00:38:22,760
收拾那個李學仁

599
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:25,400
坐下坐下

600
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:29,960
我想過了 辦法不是沒有

601
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:31,200
只是我們要

602
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,720
好啊

603
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:51,320
在做法呢看見沒有

604
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,440
捉鬼如我可稱尊

605
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:03,160
手到擒來把你收

606
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,200
子時已到魂必滅

607
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:07,240
快馬加鞭赴黃泉

608
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:16,520
天靈靈地靈靈 太上老君急如令

609
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:17,800
誰誰

610
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,720
幹什麼 你們什麼人

611
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:21,800
我們來抓人的

612
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:22,840
抓誰

613
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:24,200
是這樣的 我們剛才接個電話

614
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,160
這兒有個神經病在這捉鬼

615
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:30,040
不錯 我是在捉鬼 但是沒病

616
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:32,840
不如這樣我介紹另外一個地方

617
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:34,160
給你去抓鬼

618
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:35,560
什麼地方

619
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:36,760
青山醫院

620
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:38,840
走吧 青山醫院

621
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:42,760
我得救了

622
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:44,280
快快快快

623
00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:47,920
小心啊 小心

624
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:49,960
快點兒快點

625
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:53,240
怎麼辦

626
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:54,800
快點魂魄不然來不及了

627
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:56,680
快點兒

628
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:59,000
快點阿寶

629
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:00,200
知道了

630
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:01,800
幹嘛拍他

631
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:02,880
拍他幹嘛

632
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:05,160
你懂什麼呀 這樣吸收的快

633
00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:06,240
是不是真的

634
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:07,400
相信我吧

635
00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:10,240
林世榮林世榮

636
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:19,480
動了

637
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:21,680
動了動了

638
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:28,440
我只有半個魂魄不行了

639
00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:31,200
很快就沒事了 行了行了

640
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:34,000
真的不行啊

641
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:35,800
好像一點兒不動了

642
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:40,200
這樣算不算死屍啊

643
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:43,600
喂你們上哪兒去啊

644
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,320
我看你要做人工呼吸才行啊

645
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:47,600
快點過來幫忙啊

646
00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:50,680
人工呼吸

647
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:56,080
阿男你最會親嘴了我不跟你搶

648
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:59,560
我親夠了你沒試過你上吧

649
00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:01,320
不行啊

650
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:04,240
阿坤我知道你最講義氣

651
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,600
我我什麼都不行啊叫阿健吧

652
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:11,720
再說他有師傅啊輸氣最容易吸收了

653
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:12,880
上啊上啊

654
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:14,160
我

655
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,920
來吧  我不行啊

656
00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:19,280
怎麼不行啊他是你師傅

657
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:21,640
你說過為了師傅什麼都肯幹的

658
00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:22,920
是啊

659
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:29,000
是是是 但是為了死屍做人工呼吸

660
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:32,640
你們都不幹我來

661
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:48,360
他都不怕我們這麼大的人

662
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:49,840
怎麼能站在這兒呢

663
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:53,080
排隊排隊排隊

664
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:55,320
怎麼辦啊

665
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,040
想不到這樣就獻出初吻了

666
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,680
他們聞不出來

667
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:14,360
希望別上癮啊

668
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:21,400
我不嚇他他也別嚇我啊

669
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:44,720
糟了 這回救不了他了

670
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:53,160
行啦  醒啦

671
00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:54,920
胖子 主任 主任

672
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:57,040
師傅

673
00:42:58,240 --> 00:43:01,880
老師起來啦起來起來啊

674
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:03,080
師傅

675
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:04,320
起來啊

676
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:10,400
成功了