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衛老師早

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早

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高老師

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是不是我們要換位置啊

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不是

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那你不可能把我這收拾的這麼整齊

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舉手之勞嘛

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我有東西要送給你的

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送給我

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這我可擔當不起

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應該是當之無愧

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我在這間學校教書這麼多年

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用盡了很多不同的方法

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都沒有曾經試過使這班學生測驗合格

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而你只不過使他們補習了這麼一次

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個個居然會有這麼好的成績

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我只是盡我自己的本分

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但是和你相比

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我真慚愧

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是你提醒了我

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以前的精英教學主義是錯的

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現在知道還來得及

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衛老師 你簡直是我們學校的救星

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教育界的救世主

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你千萬別這麼說

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以後請多多指教

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別這麼客氣

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應該的

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互相指教

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真漂亮

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到上課時間了

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那我上課去了

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是

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你  今天好像沒課

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我知道我跟你一塊兒上課

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一塊  是啊

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到時候是你教還是我教

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當然是你教了

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要不然我怎麼能向你討教呢

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這些力氣活讓我來做就行了

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您請

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你看多漂亮啊

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不要吵了 我看愛情信箱看到天亮

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讓我睡會

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喂喂 阿玲啊

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你看漂亮嗎

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別吵 吵死人了 打你

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這個更漂亮

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你們別吵了

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人家要上課嘛

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這個老師教英文教的一塌糊塗

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用不著理他

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各位同學

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老師 再見

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郭麗珍 坐下

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壞學生不是來念書的

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是個壞學生

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你們有沒有聽見啊

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衛老師他說同學兩個字的時候

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是多麼的動人

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多麼充滿著愛心

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我今天要跟大家講的是

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孔子論語裏面的一篇文章 先進

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不錯 衛老師的教學方法

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可以說是全世界最先進的

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您好說

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您太客氣了

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你說他們是不是有毛病

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他們不但是有毛病簡直神經

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神經病啊

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在未開始之前呢

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我想問大家一個問題

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究竟我們為什麼要讀書

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為什麼 戚純純

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有了好學位找男朋友也容易多了

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連坤 連坤

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我啊  是你啊

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我不想讀啊 是我爸爸硬逼著我讀的

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你爸爸人太沒道理了

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你幹什麼你 你幹什麼你

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多讀書可以建設祖國

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你們的想法大錯特錯

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正所謂滿腹經綸走遍天下都不怕

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說的好

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真是語重心長 發人深省啊

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衛老師你不愧為教學界的苦海明燈

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你們說是不是

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你言重了

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不敢當啊

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高老師

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叫我包子就行了

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包子啊

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是啊

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我小的時候很胖

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我爸爸媽媽叔叔們都這麼叫我的

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那我說

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包子啊

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讓你給我換床單這多不好意思啊

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哪兒的話

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能夠幫你換床單

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是我的榮幸

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你太抬舉我了

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難得你這麼謙厚

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我剛才幫你整理衣服

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發現你有很多內衣內褲都破了

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我明天給你買些新的

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內衣內褲這些私人的東西

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我自己買

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這些是我心甘情願的

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不早了

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你該睡覺了

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要不然的話明天沒精神就遭了

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你知道學生是多麼的需要你呀

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還不快點休息呀

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那你

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我擦了地板就走

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包 包子

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時間不早了

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這地板明天擦也行

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你也得休息

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是啊

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明天起晚了就不能給你弄早餐了

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早餐  是啊

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你喜歡吃什麼

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吃包子

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包子是不是

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我明天一定跟你準備好

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晚安啊

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睡吧

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睡吧

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人叔 你快來看我

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我真的很想見到你

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只不過你來的時候記住先寄一張照片

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要不然我不知道那個是你啊

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保重 玲上

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這封信是

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你的

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我寄給人叔的信怎麼在你這

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你偷我的信

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不是啊

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想不到你會做出這麼無恥的事

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這這封信真的是我的

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這封信明明是我寄給人叔的

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我不就是人叔嘛

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不對啊這些信封信紙到處都有的賣

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還給你

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阿玲

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這個也要搬啦

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行了

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爸爸幹什麼 我們要搬家

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爸爸破產了

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你放心吧我還供得起你念書

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汪家玲我就無能為力了

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爸爸你不幫她叫她怎麼辦啊

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別說她了 我自己都不知道怎麼辦

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爸爸

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請問你能不能借點

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不好意思我的零用錢剛剛夠

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不好意思啊

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請問你

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不好意思我也幫不了你

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阿健你要多少才夠啊

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你跟我們說

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我要一張

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一千還是五百 或者是支票啊

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快點說快說

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我要一張紙啊

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紙 我有一包拿去吧

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現在怎麼了

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一個個看見我就以為我向他們借錢

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因為你爸爸的事

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現在都知道了

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阿健 香港人情比紙薄這句話是真的哦

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不過我們不一樣 一定幫你

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對呀  說的對

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兄弟有困難我們一定籌款

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要不這樣我叫我女朋友每個人給你十塊

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總有十萬八萬吧

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你也太誇張了  是真的

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放心吧我現在還不至於要你們幫我籌款

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吃日本菜最好吃的當然要屬銀田中了

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誰不知道

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價錢多貴啊

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我請嘛

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是不是真的  當然了

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我擔心反而不是自己

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她這麼能花錢

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阿健啦我叫你放心啦

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我想叔叔很快就會東山再起

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是不是  是啊

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崔文健你還有錢讀貴族學校嗎

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對不起呀 我心直口快

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大不了請你吃飯道歉

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有錢就留給自己用吧

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你省點吧

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就是  不賞臉就算了

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阿健 女人說的話用不著管她

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不要多說了

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我現在就請你們去吃日本菜

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好走 別想那麼多 走走走

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中七B班 崔文健同學請馬上到校長室

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怎麼辦  我去一下

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進來

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校長找我什麼事啊

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我們這間可是貴族學校

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除了人高貴 雜費貴 學費更貴

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一般的人就別指望在這念書

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校長我爸爸已經預先交了全年的學費了

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但是我們校規森嚴

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只要學生有什麼違反校規

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比方頭髮沒梳好

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領帶沒打好

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校服沒穿好

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毀壞公物

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沒事

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總之你別讓我抓到什麼痛腳

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到時候沒錢被我罰同樣趕出學校

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我現在可以走了

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我買了半打內褲半打內衣還有半打襪子

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你真買啊

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是啊 去試試看看

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我在這兒怎麼試呀

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那麼你晚上回家再試吧

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要是不合適呢我幫你去換啦

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謝謝啊

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哎呀 你的嘴唇很幹啦

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一定是喝水喝的太少

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我給你沖一杯蜜糖水等一等啊

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原來你跟高老師在談戀愛

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這不能亂說的

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要不是啊她怎麼會對你那麼溫柔呢

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我也不知道為什麼

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你這麼說是說高老師暗戀你了

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暗戀我

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今天真倒楣

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不會啊我覺得今天挺好的

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我是說碰巧停電真倒楣

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其實能跟你在一起吃飯

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我已經心滿意足了

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其他的我是不會計較的

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是嗎

242
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,400
你你別別別

243
00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:45,800
什麼不要啊

244
00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:47,200
你的襪子很好看啦

245
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挺不錯的

246
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,160
襪子  是啊

247
00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:51,880
我明天再給你買半打

248
00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:55,120
你為什麼要對我那麼好呢

249
00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:56,560
應該的

250
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你不覺得我們超乎了普通的同事關係嗎

251
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:03,040
其實我們早已經超乎普通同事的關係了

252
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:06,200
但是這樣太快了吧

253
00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:09,600
快 我還覺得慢呢

254
00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,600
這些事你最好再考慮一下

255
00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:14,320
不用考慮了

256
00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:16,120
其實我只不過想跟你

257
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:18,880
我連自己都照顧不了自己怎麼照顧你呢

258
00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:22,560
你每天只抽一點點的時間給我

259
00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:24,240
那我就心滿意足了

260
00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:26,800
高老師

261
00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:29,280
叫我包子嘛

262
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多給我一點機會

263
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,600
我很需要你的

264
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好

265
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真的

266
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,000
郵差叔叔有沒有我的信呀

267
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你來看看有沒有

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謝謝

269
00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:19,440
你人叔一般每個月三十號

270
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會寄來孤兒院

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00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,000
再由我來轉到你的戶口

272
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,920
從來也沒有遲過

273
00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:27,760
那他有沒有給你打過電話

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00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:29,200
沒有啊

275
00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:30,920
我猜他也許太忙了

276
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,560
這個月忘了寄錢

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00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,840
下個月一定會準時的

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00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:36,360
不用擔心

279
00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:39,560
謝謝你 瑪利亞 拜拜

280
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一千四百三十二塊二

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00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:10,160
一千四百三十二快三除以三十等於

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00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:11,920
四十七塊七

283
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,880
哎呀 這回慘了

284
00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:19,280
你怎麼把錢全拿出來了

285
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:22,280
沒有 我這幾天剩下一些零錢

286
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:24,200
我想把它放進錢箱裏

287
00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:25,920
我跟純純要去看草蜢啊

288
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,800
你去的話就幫你定個位置啊

289
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,360
去看草蜢

290
00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:31,920
樓下地上有的是

291
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,480
用不著定位置

292
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:36,920
草蜢是支樂隊 他們下個月要開演唱會

293
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,440
是嗎

294
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:41,320
真漂亮

295
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:43,120
阿珍啦多少錢

296
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:46,000
當然是買兩百五十快的那種了

297
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:48,240
哇 這麼貴啊

298
00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:51,080
在阿玲眼睛裏簡直是小意思啊

299
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:52,480
請我們也沒關係呀

300
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:53,800
能不能借我用用

301
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,000
好哇

302
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:56,960
太好了

303
00:16:57,560 --> 00:17:00,080
你真的請她們兩個看演唱會啊

304
00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,440
阿玲不會心痛的哦

305
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:05,360
是啊 怎麼會呢

306
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:06,560
多少錢啊

307
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:08,320
三張七百五十塊

308
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:18,400
五百塊只能買兩張哦

309
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,880
我看演唱會呢已經看膩了

310
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:23,080
不想去了

311
00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:24,360
那謝謝你了啊

312
00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:26,560
走吧 打電話去定位置了

313
00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:28,640
阿玲啊 這個皮包

314
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:30,280
你要就拿去用吧

315
00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:31,640
謝謝你啊

316
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:40,800
一千四百三十二塊三減五百

317
00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:45,680
九百三十二塊三再除以三十

318
00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:47,760
三十一塊一毛

319
00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:49,760
哎呀怎麼辦呢

320
00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:51,200
我們的功課裏面

321
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,760
有這一道算術題嗎

322
00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:58,480
進來

323
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,000
校長 找我有什麼事

324
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,200
關於你的學費

325
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:08,280
學費是自動轉賬的

326
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,480
就因為這個月不自動了

327
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:13,480
這些是銀行出了問題與我無關啦

328
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:14,920
銀行都沒問題啊

329
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,640
想必是你的人叔有問題

330
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,400
喂 你別中傷我的人叔

331
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:20,880
他有的是錢 那會騙你一點點錢

332
00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:23,520
是有錢的遲一點沒關係啊

333
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:24,840
萬一沒有的話

334
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:26,400
不必說了我給

335
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:32,920
簽卡啊

336
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,320
我們不收信用卡

337
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,640
是你不收還是沒得收啊

338
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,960
還說什麼高尚學府

339
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,960
連信用卡的設備都沒有

340
00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:44,400
我還是想想要不要換學校

341
00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:49,320
幸好能把她唬住

342
00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:51,400
嚇死我了

343
00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:52,640
對不起

344
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:54,240
校長找你什麼事啊

345
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:56,160
就算有事也不關你的事

346
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:58,800
是不是錢的問題啊

347
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:01,040
神經病啊

348
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:02,720
人叔是開金礦的

349
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,240
我怎麼會擔心錢呢

350
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:07,360
金礦也有空的時候

351
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:09,600
你不要中傷我的人叔

352
00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:11,440
還是擔心你自己吧

353
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:17,000
難道人叔的金礦真的采完了

354
00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:18,840
千萬不要啊

355
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:24,440
人叔我真的急等錢用啊

356
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:26,600
你快寄錢給我

357
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:34,520
這樣寫人叔會擔心的

358
00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:36,720
還是婉轉一點好

359
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,080
人叔

360
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,040
你近來身體好嗎

361
00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:47,440
其實你不必急著給我寄錢

362
00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:50,560
你的工作忙

363
00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:53,200
就等有時間在說吧

364
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,720
反正你平常寄給我的錢

365
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,400
我存起來了 還有很多

366
00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:00,600
還夠用

367
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:03,520
有空你再寄給我吧

368
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,480
沒空的話遲一點也沒關係

369
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:12,720
最重要是你自己要保重身體

370
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,240
不要太操勞

371
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:16,280
佳玲上

372
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:21,880
幸虧她還夠錢用

373
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,360
那我就放心了

374
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:36,720
讓我碰上了吧

375
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,640
校長我今天頭髮沒亂

376
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,680
而且校服也整齊啊

377
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:47,080
看見校長不問好你太沒禮貌了

378
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,720
該罰兩百塊了吧

379
00:20:58,720 --> 00:20:59,840
還有兩百塊

380
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:02,520
這麼快就要算利息了校長

381
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:05,640
上課玲響了沒進教室 遲到了該不該罰

382
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:09,200
不是啊 是你叫我要不我早進去了

383
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:10,600
敢頂嘴

384
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:11,680
那是不尊重師長了

385
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:13,120
再罰你兩百

386
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:15,280
校長我現在哪兒來的六百塊錢啊

387
00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,160
沒有 洗一個禮拜走廊

388
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:20,960
校長 校規不外乎是人情嘛

389
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:23,280
何況文健平常又乖又聽話

390
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:25,480
給我個面子啊 饒他一次吧

391
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:28,200
好吧 那就罰他洗兩個禮拜走廊

392
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:29,880
這罰也太重了吧

393
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:31,480
三個禮拜 洗教室

394
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:33,360
喂主任

395
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,680
別再說了 再說要洗到明年了

396
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:53,760
主任是你啊

397
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:57,680
這麼擦地板怎麼能擦的乾淨呢

398
00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:59,120
來看我的

399
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:03,960
這就行了

400
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:06,240
校長連你也罰了

401
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:08,200
習武之人呢

402
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:11,160
不但要會運氣而且要有義氣

403
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:12,400
看見徒弟有難呢

404
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:14,080
師傅不能袖手旁觀吧

405
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:17,760
來  來

406
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:24,440
有時候呢要忍耐一點 誰叫你窮呢

407
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:28,400
我當然沒問題了

408
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:30,320
我擔心她熬不住

409
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:32,760
她是誰啊

410
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:35,520
我可以告訴你不過你要守秘密

411
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:38,080
喂 要不要向天發誓

412
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:44,960
其實呢我一直暗中供養著一個女孩子

413
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:47,080
你金屋藏嬌啊

414
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:48,880
不是啊不是那種

415
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:51,200
我們的關係很純潔

416
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,840
她甚至還沒見過我呢

417
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:57,360
不過我小的時候看見她無依無靠

418
00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:59,040
那就供養她了

419
00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:01,440
她幾歲了

420
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:03,120
阿玲幾歲她就幾歲了

421
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:05,240
阿玲

422
00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:08,840
我的意思是說阿玲多大她現在就多大

423
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:11,960
喂 你現在自己還照顧不了自己呢

424
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:14,560
所以我現在才心煩呢

425
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:17,680
她年紀也不小自己應該想了

426
00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:20,480
別說你沒錢就算你有錢呢

427
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:22,600
也不能供養她一輩子

428
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:25,320
你要讓她知道要自立才行

429
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,840
讓她自立 說的也有道理啊

430
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,440
我什麼時候說的話不對

431
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:33,040
主任話又說回來

432
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,720
你很久沒教我武功了

433
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,360
我教你了 五郎八卦棍了

434
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:37,400
什麼時候

435
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:39,000
剛才掃地的時候

436
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:40,720
是嗎

437
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:42,640
再耍一次看看

438
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:43,760
你沒看見嗎

439
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:44,960
沒看見

440
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:49,280
照這些水跡步法 慢慢練

441
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:52,400
主任水跡幹了怎麼看

442
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,160
師傅 師傅

443
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:13,520
我要汽水 薯片 雞腿

444
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:15,080
我也要

445
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:18,400
今天又我請客啊

446
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,200
什麼今天 天天都是你哦

447
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:21,360
是啊

448
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:23,360
不如今天破例由你們請我啊

449
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:25,200
我們沒有帶錢哪

450
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:26,440
錢也不帶

451
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,800
跟你在一起用不著帶錢  是啊

452
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:30,800
阿玲你沒有錢啦

453
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:32,400
當然不是了

454
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:33,520
我怎麼會沒有錢呢

455
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:34,880
我去買

456
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:41,040
要什麼

457
00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:42,800
我要 四個薯條

458
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,760
四個雞腿 四杯汽水

459
00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:46,560
四汽水 四雞腿

460
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,120
三十二塊謝謝

461
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:53,080
我欠九毛錢

462
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:54,880
開玩笑你

463
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:56,880
是真的我真的欠九毛錢

464
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:57,920
我改天還給你啊

465
00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,960
你每天身上都有一千多塊錢

466
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:03,280
那那我少要一杯汽水

467
00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:04,520
我都打出來了

468
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:05,840
一千塊我也能找你

469
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,200
你這算什麼意思

470
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,040
你不是欠一塊嘛

471
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:14,400
是九毛錢啊

472
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,200
多少沒關係

473
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,960
不過有時候做人沒必要充闊佬

474
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,080
你說我充闊佬

475
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,200
我不是這個意思

476
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:25,640
不過身上多兩個錢總是好的

477
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,440
而且自己清楚自己

478
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:31,200
阿玲啊怎麼了

479
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:35,040
我最大的事情呢就是錢太多

480
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:36,360
渾身不舒服

481
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:38,680
現在呢錢散人安樂

482
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,040
崔文健還給你

483
00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:44,000
我欠你九毛錢可別說我欠你一塊錢啊

484
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:46,040
其他的待會雙倍返還

485
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:49,320
真是的

486
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:00,600
好漂亮啊

487
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:02,360
進去看看了  好啊好啊

488
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:17,520
阿玲啊 這件皮外套你穿准好看

489
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:18,960
是嗎  嗯

490
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,040
遭的是價錢不漂亮

491
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:26,560
你還嫌它不好

492
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:29,440
謝謝

493
00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:36,480
幾十塊一對耳環太低級了我怕你看不上眼

494
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:41,040
最討厭有些人沒錢還要充闊

495
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:43,280
誰說她沒有錢啦

496
00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:45,840
人家有個叔叔是開金礦的

497
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:49,480
我也有個叔叔是開鑽石礦的

498
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:50,840
那又怎麼樣啊

499
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:52,560
怎麼這個態度啊 我們走

500
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:54,320
不要走

501
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:01,440
小姐你喜歡那對耳環我拿給你看啊

502
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:02,640
全都不喜歡

503
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:04,280
不過每一款呢給我包起來一對

504
00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:05,800
我買回去也是扔掉

505
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:11,760
好的好的 謝謝啊

506
00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:16,720
價錢牌我自己剪就行了

507
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:17,960
你給我包起來

508
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:20,400
喂你幹嘛剪了我的卡

509
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:23,080
因為它作廢了我才幫你剪了

510
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,320
免得你以後啊再充闊佬

511
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:30,120
阿玲

512
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,400
阿玲

513
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:34,360
你別跑那麼快嘛

514
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:35,600
不要問了  為什麼

515
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:36,760
不要說

516
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,320
阿玲  不要跟著我

517
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:53,680
人叔 這回有救了

518
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:57,920
阿玲

519
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,040
天下無不散之筵席

520
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,080
我想我也該說聲再見了

521
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,480
人叔照顧你那麼多年

522
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,880
你也是時候學習什麼叫自力更生了

523
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:13,640
你不是說存有一筆錢嘛

524
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,560
好好的利用它

525
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,960
有機會將來我一定來看你

526
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:21,880
再見

527
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,400
人叔

528
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:26,160
人叔

529
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:34,640
阿玲啊 校長說叫你去見她

530
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,200
我去過銀行查過

531
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,040
你的學費還沒過戶

532
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:45,280
能不能再通融一下

533
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:46,840
太客氣了

534
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:50,040
我已經準備好了

535
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:51,400
你的金卡呢

536
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:57,760
嗨

537
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:06,560
你要笑就笑個夠吧

538
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:08,560
你以為我瘋了

539
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:09,840
好好的笑什麼

540
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:11,840
我已經有心理準備了

541
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:15,160
讓我來幫你吧

542
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:16,600
這些粗話你做不來的

543
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:18,680
分工合作很快就做好了

544
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:39,560
做好了

545
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:42,640
對不起

546
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:45,120
你不是應該說謝謝嘛

547
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,200
我以前這麼對你你還幫我

548
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:50,360
哎呀 因為我是你的

549
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:52,360
你是我什麼人

550
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:55,960
同學

551
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:57,960
同學是應該互相幫助的

552
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,360
那你以後用不著幫我了

553
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:02,480
你不喜歡我幫你啊

554
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:04,920
我們很快就不再是同學了

555
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:06,480
為什麼

556
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:09,640
我沒錢交學費

557
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:11,280
人叔再也不理我了

558
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:13,800
你不是說有一筆積蓄嘛

559
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:16,040
我這麼能花哪有啊

560
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,400
你上次在餐廳說的對

561
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:20,360
我不應該老是充闊佬

562
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:21,880
應該把錢存下來

563
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:24,560
那你以後有什麼打算

564
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:28,000
沒書讀只好出去工作了

565
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,000
但是你一點工作經驗都沒有

566
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:31,320
你能做些什麼

567
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:32,720
這我知道

568
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:35,120
不過為了生活什麼活都要幹

569
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,280
阿玲 你不要死啊

570
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:43,600
我不是活生生在這兒嘛

571
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,280
阿玲你不能做工廠的

572
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:47,040
為了生活什麼都要幹啊

573
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:52,160
阿玲

574
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:53,360
喂

575
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:56,640
眼睛都直了 幹什麼

576
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:58,760
衣冠禽獸

577
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:02,560
幹什麼 怎麼了

578
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,720
你知道我志願是做什麼嗎

579
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:01,800
幹什麼

580
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:02,880
就是髮型師

581
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:03,920
那你想怎麼樣啊

582
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000
幫你理髮好不好  好好

583
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:12,640
阿健啊

584
00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:13,840
你最近搞什麼鬼

585
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:15,200
又不是沒飯吃

586
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:16,560
做這麼多兼職

587
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:19,000
搞什麼鬼啊

588
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:21,920
說啊  說來聽聽嘛

589
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,280
大家可以商量一下嘛

590
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:24,560
你們不會明白的

591
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:26,000
我們是同學

592
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:27,920
關心你是應該的

593
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:30,160
讓我再睡一會

594
00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:32,480
阿健 快說實話

595
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:33,960
要不說 我們不讓你睡啊

596
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:37,520
同學們早上好

597
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:40,800
老師 早上好

598
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:42,040
坐下

599
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:44,560
各位同學所謂學海無涯

600
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:45,960
為情是岸

601
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:48,880
所以大家應該努力學習

602
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:50,880
才會有美好的前途

603
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:52,800
為了大家的前途

604
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:54,880
為了大家曾經努力的結果

605
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:57,240
我今天決定跟大家做一個測驗

606
00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:59,960
啊 測驗

607
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:01,720
不錯

608
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:04,560
把測驗卷傳下去

609
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:06,440
各位同學

610
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:08,720
這個測驗呢一共三十分鐘

611
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:10,000
現在開始了

612
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:13,200
咦我的手錶呢

613
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:20,200
衛老師  高老師

614
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:22,000
不好意思 我忘了戴手錶

615
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,280
麻煩你幫我代一會啊 我去拿手錶

616
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:25,640
沒問題  謝謝

617
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,080
大家請繼續

618
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:29,680
我都不懂

619
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:33,720
怎麼全都停了下來啊

620
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:36,560
振作一點 花點心思

621
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:38,760
就像上次中史測驗那樣

622
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:40,800
老師啊是不是真的像上次那樣

623
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:42,200
當然了

624
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:48,920
你們幹什麼

625
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:50,880
幹你上次叫我們幹的事了

626
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:52,800
我知道可我沒叫你們

627
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:54,920
老師 我上次是作弊的

628
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,200
是啊 就是啊

629
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:58,120
你們上次成績那麼好都是作弊的

630
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:00,120
只補習了一個晚上你以為是神仙啊

631
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:01,240
當然作弊了

632
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:03,240
那我的心理學不是白學了

633
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:06,640
不許抄 收起來 收起來

634
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:09,520
說話不算話啊

635
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:11,480
衛老師 謝謝你啊

636
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:12,800
我出去了

637
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:17,800
大家怎麼停下來了

638
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:19,800
繼續啊 像上次那樣就行了

639
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,760
又像上次那樣

640
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:47,360
對不起啊  對不起啊

641
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:48,680
你對不起我  你對不起我

642
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:50,400
我先說  我先說

643
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:52,160
你先說  衛老師你先說

644
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:53,600
還是你先說吧

645
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,000
衛老師對不起

646
00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:00,360
我向你學習以來一點成績都沒用

647
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:02,840
我剛才看過了測驗卷

648
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:05,880
除了我平常教的四個學生之外

649
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:07,600
其他的全拿零分

650
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:10,480
沒作弊當然是零分了

651
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:11,800
作弊

652
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:13,720
我也是剛知道

653
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,920
他們上次測驗有這麼好的成績

654
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,080
並不是因為我的教學方法成功

655
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:19,680
是因為他們作弊

656
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:22,480
我實在很慚愧

657
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:25,120
我自問我配不上你

658
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,760
你我還是另外找個對象吧

659
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:29,120
這還用說啊

660
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:32,880
難怪人家說女人善變

661
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:35,640
這可不能怪我

662
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:38,720
難道你一點舊情都不念嗎

663
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:41,720
舊情 我什麼時候跟你有情啊

664
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:45,480
那天你不是向我示愛的嗎

665
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:46,880
示愛

666
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:50,320
你說我們已經超乎同事的關係了

667
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:51,960
你還說了你需要我啊

668
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:54,280
我是有這麼說過

669
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:55,440
不過我的意思是

670
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:57,440
跟你學習怎麼樣把學生教好

671
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:00,200
那你是說我自作多情了

672
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:02,600
拿回來

673
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:04,880
感情一付出去就拿不回來了

674
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,120
我是說那塊牌呀

675
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:09,080
還有四百二十六塊七

676
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:10,400
內衣褲襪子錢

677
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:18,080
同學們 懂了嗎

678
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:19,760
是的 老師

679
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:21,720
好 把書翻到下一課

680
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:22,400
那個校長太沒有人情味了

681
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,720
阿玲一個月沒交學費

682
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:26,000
就要趕她走

683
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:28,400
阿玲啊

684
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:29,800
會不會你的人叔太忙了

685
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:31,200
錢放在你的另一個戶口裏

686
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:32,480
你查清楚了沒有啊

687
00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:36,160
阿玲我真捨不得你走

688
00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:39,200
你別這樣了你叫阿玲怎麼安心啦

689
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:45,720
阿玲 你保重

690
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:48,320
你們也保重

691
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:49,600
我真的要走了

692
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:06,560
挺準時的 讓你三點離開

693
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:08,560
兩點五十五分不到就準備好了

694
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:14,680
把皮箱放下 打開

695
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:16,440
為什麼

696
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:17,680
我要檢查

697
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,720
看看你有沒有偷我們學校的東西

698
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:21,760
我會偷你們學校的東西

699
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:23,600
這可說不定啊

700
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:24,880
你不是說有學費交嘛

701
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:26,160
還不是沒有

702
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:39,880
你是在檢查還是搗亂啊

703
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:43,400
我要徹底檢查清楚

704
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:47,440
江家玲 有電話找你

705
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:48,760
謝謝

706
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:51,600
聽完電話馬上走

707
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:57,800
謝謝

708
00:40:58,480 --> 00:40:59,840
喂

709
00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:00,960
喂

710
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:02,520
我是人叔

711
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:04,320
人叔啊

712
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,400
學費已經過了戶了

713
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:10,000
生活費下午就有了

714
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:11,280
真的啊

715
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:14,280
人叔這麼久 只騙了你一次

716
00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:17,280
一次意外足以致命啊

717
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,720
我是要你明白錢的重要性

718
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,080
我現在明白了

719
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:24,600
我以後不會亂花錢

720
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:25,760
該花的才花

721
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:28,040
剩下的就存起來 以防萬一

722
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:30,080
嗯 你以前沒有啊

723
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:32,680
我有

724
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:35,640
我只是想以後要多存一點錢

725
00:41:35,720 --> 00:41:37,360
你懂的就行了

726
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:39,400
好了不說了啊

727
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:41,000
電話費貴

728
00:41:41,720 --> 00:41:43,640
不要啊再聊一會嘛

729
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:45,760
又想浪費錢啊

730
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:48,480
那好吧 我給你寫信啊

731
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:49,760
拜拜

732
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:04,480
肯過來了

733
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:06,000
還以為你躲起來捨不得走呢

734
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:07,080
收拾東西走

735
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:09,200
我現在怕你捨不得我走啊

736
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:11,320
我會嗎

737
00:42:15,720 --> 00:42:17,600
隨便吃啊 吃完了還有很多

738
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:19,080
謝謝

739
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:26,480
汪家玲同學為什麼請同學吃東西呀

740
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:30,080
阿珍 你說去外國讀書好不好

741
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:31,480
好

742
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:33,120
不好

743
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:34,560
外國的學校很雜

744
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:36,080
師資又差

745
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,000
而且洋鬼子很歧視中國人

746
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:39,600
還是留在這兒好

747
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:41,600
外國的學校真的這麼差

748
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:43,360
當然了 沒一樣好啊

749
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:44,920
千萬不要去

750
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,480
不過手續費已經辦好了

751
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:51,720
是啊 我的朋友連學費都交了

752
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:53,720
原來是你朋友啊

753
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,920
可把我嚇壞了

754
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:58,120
這人真勢力哦

755
00:42:58,200 --> 00:42:59,200
是啊

756
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:00,200
快吃吧

757
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:01,640
這麼熱鬧啊

758
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:05,440
上次你幫過我 我請你吃

759
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:08,280
你不是說要省錢嗎

760
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:10,040
省錢 你省點吧

761
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:11,960
錢是用來花的不是用來省的

762
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:13,080
阿玲哦

763
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:14,880
是呀 大家高興下嘛

764
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:16,480
吃不吃 不吃就拉倒

765
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:19,760
這女孩子真不簡單

766
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:21,520
一會連學費都交不起

767
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:22,960
一會大擺筵席

768
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:24,080
對不起啊

769
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:26,280
但是有錢也不必要這麼浪費啊

770
00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:28,080
總比做野雞好

771
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000
貴妃雞好吃 比這些好吃