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八點 八點了

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喂八點了 快起來八點了

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搞什麼鬼

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今天測驗數學我還沒溫習呢

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睡吧

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臭小子害的我現在才溫習

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不及格就不及格

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沒什麼大不了的

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是啊 是啊

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但是他有什麼道理把我的鬧鐘關了

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阿健啊你不睡我要睡啊

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昨天晚上你兼職回來幾點了

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我是不希望你沒精神上課

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數學測驗嘛 小意思 很容易的

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方老師是你女朋友

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你當然說容易了

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虧你們還有心情在聊天呢

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你們知道嗎

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要是這次測驗不及格

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我們耶誕節要回來補課

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那我怎麼兼職啊

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更好啊

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那我就有藉口甩了那些妞 不必煩

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看你那風騷樣子

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可憐我連一個女朋友都沒有啊

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阿星啊你這麼有錢還怕沒有妞

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有個屁用啊 你以為電視臺啊

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春天啊 春天啊 你快來啊

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喂 我看大家不要再聊了

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爭取時間溫習吧

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說春天也不行啊

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溫習 溫習

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阿健啊

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溫習的時候還拿著黑板擦啊

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汪家玲同學對不起對不起

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對不起 你一句對不起那麼就沒事了

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阿玲你的頭沒事吧

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慘了有沒有吞下髒東西啊

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那些化學原料隨時會死人的

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糟了待會還要測驗呢

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小意思用得著那麼誇張嗎真是啊

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我沒事啊犯不著跟這種人計較

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他們隨時準備不及格

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我們不要跟他多說了

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不及格

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你說誰不及格

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你大概不知道我們昨天晚上已經溫習好了

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待會測完驗之後呢

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我們看誰的成績好再說

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是你說的

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如果你輸了

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你扮什麼動物禽獸來娛樂我們呢

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什麼都行

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你幹什麼呀

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你嘴巴癢呢就搽那些無比膏

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待會她們要我們扮烏龜的話

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你給我們準備幾隻烏龜殼

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我不能讓她們看扁了

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對呀 現在投降我們只臭你三天

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總比待會臭你一輩子好

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喂喂喂你以為我們輸定了

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萬一你們輸了呢

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既然是不可能發生的事情

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你說怎麼樣就怎麼樣了

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姐妹們哦

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是呀

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那你們幾姐妹待會扮什麼呀

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不必了

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陪我們到荔園去玩

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別打我 別打我

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說什麼  站住 站住

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回來 回來

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去荔園你以為我們三歲小孩

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你想吃棉花糖我給你買好了

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那種場面我我不能不撐下去呀

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你說跟這些醜八怪逛街

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在江湖上我們怎麼混啦

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對對對是是是 不錯資素是差了點

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但是總比沒有好

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我不希望耶誕節自己一個人孤零零沒人陪

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不打自招了是不是

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你分明是利用我們

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算了 算了 算了

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其實說真的哦

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阿玲那幾個女生也並不很難看啊

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論樣貌呢還算可以

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不算差啊

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你們到底是進來揍他呢還是救他

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這個叫冷靜觀察

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細心分析

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然後你大膽的求性 想利用我們啊

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我告訴你們啊

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我約了靜宜放學後見

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要是被她知道那我就完了

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你先別誤會嘛

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其實我只想多給你個機會選擇

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男人大丈夫三妻四妾平常的很嘛

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是不是啊坤哥

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你在江湖上走動呢

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一拖二絕對正確

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是啊 是啊是啊

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阿南跟阿健

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他們有這份義氣

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你不可能眼看著我們三個人拉著四個妞嘛

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對不對

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更何況那個關老爺也教你們要講義氣呀

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是不是

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就算我答應也不一定能贏她們啊

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關老爺可沒教我扮烏龜呀

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這就要怪你們啦

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平常總是不肯下點苦功去念書

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放心吧

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連小學生都知道

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要考試成績好呢

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不一定要讀書勤奮

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C A T

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作弊 萬萬不行

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試場較量 各施各法

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說的好啊

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作弊呢是背後放暗器啊

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說的好聽呢是勝之不武

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說的不好聽呢是卑鄙無恥 不行

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錯了

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應該說是靈活變通才對

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如果你大便不通呢

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就替你抓一副藥

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如果作弊呢就是下九流勾當 不行

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師傅你也不希望我們受罰沒空練功吧

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是呀  幫幫忙 只此一次

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阿健所謂大丈夫有所為有所不為

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我只聽過大丈夫應該能屈能伸

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喂如果你要我這麼做的話

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我一腳把你踢開

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喂 你竟然這麼對朋友啊

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關老爺沒教你這麼對朋友吧

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關老爺不會教人這樣為人師表的

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林世榮你別忘了

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你是替身用不著這麼沒有人情味吧

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鬼當然是沒有人情味啦

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這麼說就算我們怎麼求你

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你都不肯幫我們了

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是不是啊

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人有尊嚴鬼也有原則

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好 那以後呢

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以後呢你走你的洛克道 我走我的洪水橋

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以後校長要罰你的話

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可別指望我們來幫你

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再嚇壞你的前妻可別怪我們啊

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是啊 你

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行了 你以後要我們學功夫省點吧

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以後 男婚女嫁

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一刀兩斷

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再見

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是日文啊 意思就是

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就這樣了

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還給我

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喂 我們剛才這麼做

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會不會太卑鄙了

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是呀 他最喜歡打遊戲機了

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我卻把它搶走了

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還有我呀 老拿關老爺壓他

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還說一刀兩斷呢

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我還說各走各的

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我們太不應該了

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行了 答應你們了

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話說回來啊

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做衣服呢有尺寸就容易做

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那麼複雜的算術我可不懂啊

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用不著說答數的

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你懂的ABCD四個字母就行了

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就這麼簡單嗎

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作弊嗎 那有什麼難的呢

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首先你要想辦法

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讓我們四個人看見你的鬼樣子

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哦 這容易了

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只要你們不怕苦就行

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乾杯

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開了天眼又怎麼樣啊

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到時候你呢要準時露面

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用不著作弊嘛

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這麼深 女生根本就不懂

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好了各位同學

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這次的測驗是為了評鑒一下

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看看那位元同學需要在放假的時候回來
課

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我們用半課時間進行測驗

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接著會即場派答案紙給同學

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交換改卷

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有沒有問題呀

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沒有

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要是沒問題呢馬上就開始了

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我早就說男生輸定了

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下午你們等著瞧動物表演吧

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阿坤你在幹什麼

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會多少就做多少

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就算放假需要回來補習呀

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我們也可以見面的嘛

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對 對對

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什麼天眼通啊還不是瞎吹

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什麼也看不見

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怎麼這玩意不靈啊

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看清楚點再說

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喂 你怎麼了

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豈有此理他到現在還不出現

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到不如靠自己

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別這樣了也許他有事走不開呢

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再等等吧

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你給點耐心行不行

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那就等吧

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校董會請你回來坐這個位置

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不是讓你來破壞學校

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這四個學生

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陳淑賢 戚其義 梁家敏 陳禮文

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我已經點了名要記大過兼罰款

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怎麼你說沒事就沒事了

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其實那幾個學生

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經過走廊突然在校董的半身照片面前

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打了個噴嚏嘛

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混賬 這叫無聲抗議

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嚴重性等於北京學生扔小平一樣

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不錯 阿珠

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是我不對

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是我沒事找事忙

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我知道錯了

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我再也沒臉見你了

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我沒臉見你了

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你也是

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男人都有自尊的嘛

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幹你的活吧 多嘴

229
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還有五分鐘就收卷了

230
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有沒有搞錯 現在才來

231
00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:12,800
幹什麼 還有其他同學沒做好呢

232
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頭尖尖的當然是A

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C

234
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好了放下筆吧

235
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看見了吧這個叫實力的表現

236
00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:17,400
願賭服輸吧

237
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,640
不知道是不是作弊呢

238
00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:21,640
我們的成績不可能這麼低啊

239
00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:23,160
要是你們不認賬呢

240
00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:24,520
我們也沒辦法

241
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,480
誰說我們不認賬

242
00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:27,760
別小看我們女孩子啊

243
00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:29,160
去就去  是啊

244
00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:30,320
真的

245
00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:33,640
我是說阿玲說的棒

246
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不要小看我們女孩子

247
00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:36,720
那到不能這麼說

248
00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:37,760
反正是放假

249
00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:39,040
大家一起出去玩玩嘛

250
00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:40,400
好 好

251
00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:43,320
那就各自準備四點整啊

252
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記住四點整

253
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荔園見

254
00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:48,160
拜拜  拜拜

255
00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:51,280
糟了怎麼辦啊

256
00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:53,920
不用大驚小怪的 還怕他們不成

257
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,880
我是說不知道穿什麼衣服好

258
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既然你乾爹有病

259
00:13:58,320 --> 00:13:59,360
那沒辦法了

260
00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:00,720
你快到醫院去看他吧

261
00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:02,240
現在幾點了

262
00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:03,840
做人呢最重要是準時

263
00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:05,280
快幾點了 到底幾點

264
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:06,680
是啊幾點了

265
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,560
時候到了我得我得走了

266
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,000
要不要陪你  不用了

267
00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:13,760
拜拜

268
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,520
要不要陪你去啊

269
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,960
首先聲明啊 我來打前鋒

270
00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:21,680
純粹是守那面的龍門

271
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:23,000
其他人呢就幫我 嘣

272
00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:24,920
行了 沒問題

273
00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:26,800
你 記住了

274
00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:28,760
行了你真麻煩啦

275
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:54,680
怎麼辦啊

276
00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:56,640
走走走

277
00:14:58,600 --> 00:14:59,760
你們都給我站住

278
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喂

279
00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:24,000
喂 打麻將我哪兒有空啊

280
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:25,840
倒楣死了

281
00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:28,600
我要留下來看幾個罰著的學生

282
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,560
都是那個裝修工人

283
00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:32,760
不知道怎麼搞的弄的到處是一塌糊塗

284
00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,080
三點四十五了  沒心情

285
00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:35,160
還不走 來不急了  改天再說吧

286
00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:36,320
再給你電話啊

287
00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:38,880
在說什麼

288
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:40,560
你們給我聽著

289
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,120
別以為有訓導主任撐腰就這麼放肆

290
00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:45,880
這次的事情說什麼我也不信你們是無辜的

291
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:48,240
總之你們今天不把工作做好就休想離開這

292
00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:56,000
哎呀純純別睡覺了

293
00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:11,040
快點快點快快快

294
00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:12,640
快點呀

295
00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,000
阿坤

296
00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:18,480
靜宜  你們一起到醫院看病

297
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:19,560
是啊 是啊是啊

298
00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:22,520
就這樣了 拜拜拜拜

299
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:27,200
計程車 計程車 計程車

300
00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:32,080
怎麼搞的  拒載啊

301
00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:33,200
你信不信我告你呀

302
00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:34,960
換班時間告也沒用的

303
00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:36,280
等另一班好了

304
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:37,800
我有辦法

305
00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:40,760
把半價證拿出來

306
00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,920
幹什麼 你沒弄錯吧我們做地鐵嗎

307
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:45,320
停車

308
00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:47,240
你們幹什麼想找死啊

309
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,200
我們CID

310
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:54,400
快快快

311
00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,240
這裏很危險快離開

312
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,800
快點快點  好好好

313
00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:05,600
那邊啊  看見了

314
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,920
對不起我們來晚了

315
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,120
耍我們

316
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:16,840
快動手吧

317
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,440
不敢

318
00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:21,600
動手又怎麼樣

319
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:23,680
有沒有搞錯啊

320
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:24,800
你們真壞啊

321
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:27,120
以後可別指望約我們出來玩 我們走

322
00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:30,200
靜宜 靜宜

323
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:31,800
聽我說 聽我說啊

324
00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:33,200
我是方老師拜拜

325
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:45,280
別哭啊 有什麼好哭的

326
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:49,160
阿健 阿健

327
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,880
我研究了一套拳法呀

328
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:53,120
我們來兩招

329
00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:57,720
喂 發生什麼事了

330
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:01,520
阿星的春天沒到

331
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:04,800
阿坤呢整個春天都沒了

332
00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:06,440
你還說呢

333
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:07,920
我早就說不去了

334
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,840
你叫我怎麼向靜宜解釋

335
00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:12,320
要是我們不遲到就沒這回事了

336
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,560
要怪就怪那個校長

337
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:16,840
我們還有下文啊

338
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,040
洗一個禮拜廁所

339
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:20,840
真倒楣啊

340
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:28,400
我曾志星不能夠向命運低頭的

341
00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:29,600
你就會說啊

342
00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:31,560
弄成這個樣子怎麼辦啊

343
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:35,280
除非拍戲那樣等時光倒流吧

344
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:37,960
這有什麼難呢 不難

345
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:39,440
你以為你是神仙啊

346
00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:40,920
神仙

347
00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:44,800
我說說而已啊

348
00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:48,480
光陰如流水就算我是鬼我也沒有辦法

349
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:49,880
沒辦法

350
00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:52,560
有違天理啊 會折福的

351
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:54,880
不會的反正我們想減肥

352
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:58,000
光陰轉移 誤導蒼生啊

353
00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:00,320
師傅我求求你

354
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,120
求求你

355
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,680
求求你 求求你師傅

356
00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:06,720
時也 命也 何必強求呢

357
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,800
做鬼也要講義氣是不是

358
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:12,520
好了吧

359
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,160
一次這樣 現在又這樣

360
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,560
你以為我林世榮好欺負

361
00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:18,280
做鬼也有原則啊

362
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:21,080
說不幫就不幫

363
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,480
幫了會遭雷劈的

364
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:42,840
真是啊 怪在我心腸軟了

365
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,200
做鬼都沒用原則

366
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,840
師傅當年說的對呀

367
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,520
希望錯有錯著了

368
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,080
乾坤有致 春夏秋冬

369
00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:07,120
陰陽無常 白板紅中

370
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:11,880
隨 隨遇而安 輕鬆自在

371
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:15,960
逆時運轉 萬佛歸宗

372
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:24,920
乾坤有致 春夏秋冬 白板紅中

373
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:29,000
輕鬆自在 萬佛歸宗

374
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:06,600
八點 八點了

375
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,600
八點了 起來起來

376
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:12,640
什麼呀 今天星期五放假了

377
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:14,320
你睡瘋了你

378
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:16,120
今天是二十號星期四

379
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,240
測驗啊

380
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:19,120
二十號 測驗

381
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:24,080
我們可以重新再來了

382
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,160
時間快到了

383
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,200
阿健啊你要小心扔哦

384
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:32,160
扔不中的話整個計畫都完了

385
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:33,480
是啊 小心點

386
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:34,520
不扔行不行啊

387
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:36,000
當然不行了  為什麼不想扔

388
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:37,160
瞄準了就扔

389
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:40,800
扔啊扔啊

390
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:43,200
快點快點扔扔扔

391
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:50,360
向她道歉啊 快去啊快去

392
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:52,760
快去啊快去啊快點快

393
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:58,280
汪家玲同學對不起 痛不痛啊

394
00:21:58,560 --> 00:21:59,760
你們還說

395
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:03,880
對不起 你以為一句對不起就算了是不是

396
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,440
阿玲你不要緊吧

397
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:08,800
遭了有沒有吞下髒東西呀

398
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,600
那些化學原料會有毒的

399
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:14,080
待會還要測驗

400
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:15,360
測驗 測驗是吧

401
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:16,800
我們不如來賭一睹

402
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:18,840
看誰成績好 一言為定成交

403
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:20,400
你瘋了幹嘛跟你賭

404
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:21,920
沒說正題呢

405
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:24,320
要是我們輸了

406
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,200
我們可以扮任何動物給你們看的

407
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:27,320
怎麼樣

408
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,040
好啊

409
00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:30,880
那我們輸了扮什麼

410
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:33,400
陪我們去荔園

411
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:43,240
剩下五分鐘了 就算不會也試試了

412
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,040
會 怎麼不會啊

413
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:47,080
不過還沒到時間

414
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:15,280
這叫做自討苦吃

415
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,040
是誰 是誰幹的

416
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:38,800
糟了糟了

417
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:41,280
這怎麼會突然掉下來了

418
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,560
三點半之前不走就沒事了

419
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:49,840
還說 走啊

420
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:02,160
阿男你看看 看我帥不帥

421
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:03,720
當然帥了

422
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:06,200
有錢 有錢就帥了嘛

423
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:07,440
我什麼都沒用就是有錢

424
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,040
還有十五分鐘啊

425
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:28,760
差不了多少 這時間很難找車的

426
00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:35,840
那位施先生啊 他跟我們來的

427
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,600
有時間 儘量準備好是不是

428
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,040
上車 上車 上車

429
00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:44,080
上車 走走走

430
00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:47,520
麻煩你 樂園 荔園 什麼樂園你

431
00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:01,040
喂 什麼打麻將

432
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,440
奇怪呀一個人也沒有

433
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:06,760
肯定有古怪

434
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,120
也許堵車

435
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:11,520
我們也遲到了十五分鐘嘛

436
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,320
幸虧我們沒有早來呀

437
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,960
要不然的話我們就要多等十五分鐘了

438
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:18,440
是啊  反正已經來了

439
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:19,920
我們再等一會吧

440
00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:22,760
肚子餓了

441
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:24,960
我怎麼忍心你挨餓呢

442
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:29,240
我買了入場券進去再說

443
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:30,480
是啊

444
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:32,200
喜歡玩什麼

445
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:33,920
想的挺周到的嘛

446
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,280
玩什麼啊  玩過山車

447
00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:41,680
好啊  可是我害怕

448
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:43,440
有我呢你怕什麼

449
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:46,480
要大坐摩天輪了

450
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,360
但是一個座位只能坐兩個人啦

451
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:52,640
那容易嘛 劃拳來決定

452
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:56,040
剪刀 石頭 布

453
00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:59,600
船好大呀

454
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,680
好大的大廈啊

455
00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:05,280
好大的山

456
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:08,200
好大的香口膠

457
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,640
幸虧剛才我們都出剪刀

458
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:15,160
是嗎

459
00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:25,320
喂 來一支

460
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:27,800
吃不吃啊

461
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:29,000
真的不吃

462
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:30,800
省了

463
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:33,960
哇好大的山

464
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:37,280
哇好大一道橋啊

465
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:38,800
阿珍啦

466
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:40,080
你聲音太大了

467
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:42,000
請你小聲一點

468
00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:46,200
哇好大一塊雲

469
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:49,120
哇好大一座山啦

470
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,680
哇好大的天空啊

471
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,320
摩天輪挺好玩的啊

472
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,600
東京迪士尼那個比這個更好玩

473
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:02,280
你人叔一定很疼你

474
00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:03,320
常常請你旅行

475
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:04,480
當然了

476
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,320
他人一定很好

477
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,480
那當然了 這個世界上除了他之外

478
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:11,360
所有進男廁的男人呢全不是好人

479
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:13,880
那我呢

480
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:17,080
你呀 你洗廁所想必不算吧

481
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:21,680
喂 你老大是誰呀

482
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:23,840
沒有

483
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:25,040
有沒搞錯

484
00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:26,880
沒有老大怎麼出來混呢

485
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:30,160
對不起啊

486
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:32,400
什麼

487
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:35,480
剛才我以為你們男生一定會戲弄我們

488
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:36,840
現在證明了不是

489
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,200
我這人就是這樣

490
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:39,600
如果我做的不對呢

491
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,440
我一定會跟你說對不起的

492
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:43,120
算了 我們沒有怪你

493
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:44,480
那我們扯平了

494
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:50,320
我無情我卑鄙我小刀刺大腿

495
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:53,440
我不是人 我在學校不該這麼對你

496
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:56,600
我不該為了自己的尊嚴地位前途

497
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:00,360
和世界和平這些微不足道的原因

498
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:01,880
而不理你

499
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:06,400
我應該要啞巴吃黃蓮寧願自己痛苦受折磨

500
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,240
用頭撞牆 每天晚上做夢

501
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,200
都叫著你的名字不敢告訴你

502
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:14,000
其實被人取笑被人看不起

503
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:16,560
又有什麼關係呢

504
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:18,720
就算在廁所被人打也沒關係

505
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,040
只要能跟你在一起

506
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,480
就算遺臭萬年 我也心甘情願

507
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:25,760
我

508
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:28,720
對不起哦 我不知道你有這麼大的苦衷

509
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:31,440
我們離得太遠了

510
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:33,120
難怪你不明白我

511
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:40,320
看起來你這個人也不錯

512
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:41,760
哪兒的話

513
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:44,080
真的 連你也認為人叔是好人

514
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:45,800
那你也不會差到那兒去

515
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:47,200
過獎

516
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:48,960
望夫石你看看

517
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:50,640
勾住了 別動 別動

518
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:51,880
當心

519
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:55,240
謝謝

520
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:57,480
我本來以為

521
00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:01,280
你是資本主義社會下的不良青年

522
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,840
專門欺騙我們革命女兒的感情

523
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,440
我哭過 我恨過

524
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:09,360
我 我還打算回北京

525
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:10,880
不要再看到你  如果你要回北京

526
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:12,800
我一定跟你去

527
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,280
真的

528
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:16,600
看著我的眼睛

529
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:18,160
你就知道我是說真的

530
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,600
我現在什麼都不想看

531
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,800
經過瞭解知道這些男生也並不差哦

532
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:40,360
只是凶了點

533
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:45,920
我說過了吧

534
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,560
別向命運低頭

535
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:49,320
你看現在多好

536
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:51,240
要看是誰呀

537
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:53,280
說完了沒有

538
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:54,480
該回去了

539
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:55,600
走吧

540
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:57,080
好

541
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:02,440
下次去那兒  去露營啊

542
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:03,480
回家睡覺不是更好

543
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:04,720
怎麼回事

544
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:06,840
還沒過節就燒紙錢了

545
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,520
校長她下午撞死了

546
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,760
死了  是啊

547
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:14,720
聽說呢 她去打麻將

548
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:15,920
誰知道在門口

549
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,320
被一輛車撞死了

550
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:25,280
什麼 你們害死校長

551
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:28,240
因為校長接了個電話找她出去打麻將了

552
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:29,840
她接電話的時候原本是罰我們的

553
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:31,120
根本就走不開

554
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,920
那樣她就不會出去 也不會被車撞死了

555
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,400
但是我們使時光倒流

556
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:36,480
沒打破石膏像

557
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:37,800
所以沒有人被她罰

558
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:39,760
因此她接到了電話就去打麻將了

559
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:41,240
就在門口發生了這樣的事情

560
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:42,400
你明白嗎

561
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:47,160
校長這個人尖酸刻薄

562
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:48,280
死了就算了

563
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:50,360
你這麼說不覺得對不起自己良心嗎

564
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,800
說起來我這輩子不止一次

565
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:53,960
對不起自己的良心啊

566
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:55,360
她是很可恨

567
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,240
不過怎麼說她是我們的校長

568
00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:58,720
要怪就怪你了

569
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:01,040
要不是你說去荔園就不會發生這種事了

570
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:03,080
人都死了

571
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:04,200
我有什麼辦法啊

572
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,280
辦法不是沒有啊

573
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:13,720
你們又想怎麼樣

574
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:15,000
想怎麼樣啊

575
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:16,040
得寸進尺

576
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:17,400
再幫我們一次

577
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:19,320
一次

578
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,720
就算你們不想被罰 不想校長死

579
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,560
到頭來還不是去不了荔園

580
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:28,040
我不來了 我要去荔園

581
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:29,200
沒關係

582
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:30,760
只要師傅肯出馬

583
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:33,480
我們一定有辦法能救校長又能去荔園

584
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:34,680
那不行怎麼辦呢

585
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:36,560
不成功便成仁

586
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:38,720
好

587
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:40,800
那不又是麻煩我

588
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:42,800
萬佛歸宗

589
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:48,240
乾坤有致 春夏秋冬 白板紅中

590
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:50,200
輕鬆自在

591
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:56,200
首先聲明哦 這次我自己扔

592
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:57,440
你們上次下手太重了

593
00:31:57,520 --> 00:31:58,800
行了 當然你扔

594
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:00,160
少囉嗦

595
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:02,280
進來了  來了啊

596
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:05,440
快點快快快

597
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:06,600
快扔啊

598
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,000
你扔 你扔的

599
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:12,680
去啊  快去快去

600
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:16,040
阿詠啊對不起

601
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:18,520
我不是故意的 是他們

602
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:20,720
對不起

603
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:22,640
你以為一句對不起就可以算了

604
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:24,840
阿詠啊你頭痛不痛啊

605
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:27,280
慘了有沒有吞下髒東西啊

606
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:30,520
這些東西含有化學原料會有毒的

607
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:32,120
測驗

608
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:33,680
別說啊你

609
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:36,840
小意思 沒什麼大不了的 真是

610
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,200
用不著跟他多說

611
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:40,880
他反正也是不及格

612
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:43,640
該我了是吧  是啊 是啊

613
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:45,720
說什麼  快點啊 你去

614
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:49,360
什麼不及格 我們早就溫習好了

615
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:52,080
我到要看看誰的測驗成績最好

616
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:53,120
再說

617
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:54,440
哪 是你說的啊

618
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:58,160
誰輸了就要變禽獸動物來娛樂我們了啊

619
00:32:58,240 --> 00:32:59,320
什麼都行

620
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:01,080
嘴巴癢就搽無比膏吧

621
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:02,600
待會要我們扮烏龜

622
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:03,640
那怎麼辦

623
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:05,360
不能被她們看扁了

624
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:06,480
是啊

625
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:09,520
現在退縮呢我們就臭你三天

626
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:12,040
總比待會臭你一輩子好啊

627
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:13,520
我們不一定輸啊

628
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:14,960
你們輸了又怎麼樣

629
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:17,440
既然不可能發生的事情

630
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:18,720
隨便你們說了

631
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,080
姐妹們是不是啊

632
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:21,200
是啊

633
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:24,720
我要你們 陪我們到荔園去

634
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:26,000
怎麼樣

635
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:44,800
好了把筆放下

636
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:00,000
錘錘錘

637
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:02,760
三點半了

638
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,600
過來過來

639
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:09,200
什麼事啊  別動啊

640
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:13,840
什麼事啊 什麼事啊

641
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:17,680
是他 是他

642
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:18,960
是你

643
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:22,520
竟敢把校董的像打破了 怎麼辦

644
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:23,880
校長

645
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:28,720
既可以去荔園

646
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,120
校長又不必被車撞死

647
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:32,400
只是太殘忍了

648
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:35,000
請他吃冰激淩就行了嘛

649
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:36,200
請他吃冰激淩

650
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:37,360
你們在幹什麼

651
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:39,840
找到了沒有 對不起校長

652
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:41,040
眼鏡 眼鏡

653
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,680
有 眼鏡隱形眼鏡

654
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:45,000
在那 這兒這這

655
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:47,440
有啦有啦  找到了沒有

656
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:50,480
看你賠錢了事我就不罰你了

657
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:52,200
下次可別這樣了聽見沒有

658
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,000
校長對不起

659
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:00,280
你們四個人 小心點

660
00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:07,720
罰款了事校長同樣被車撞死

661
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:12,720
喂 黃太太

662
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:14,720
喂喂

663
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:17,440
我記得電話是三點四十五分打來的

664
00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:18,920
她接不到電話

665
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,200
就不會出去

666
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,040
喂 你們在這幹什麼呢

667
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:25,120
我們在這看風景呢

668
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:36,200
校長黃太太打電話到教員室

669
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:37,920
她說打了半天你的電話都不通

670
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,280
她約你去打麻將

671
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:52,480
校長 我有些功課不懂不知道

672
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:53,680
你能不能教教我

673
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:55,440
校長 我沒錢交學費商量下吧

674
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:57,520
校長 我想洗底你說好不好啊

675
00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:58,720
校長 我發燒拜託你

676
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:00,120
幫我介紹女朋友好不好

677
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:01,560
校長  別吵

678
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:03,080
我現在趕著出去

679
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:05,120
再說個沒完我不放你們聖誕假

680
00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:08,440
校長 校長 校長

681
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,360
少擔心啊難道我連過馬路都不懂

682
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:19,160
謝謝也不說

683
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:21,680
好在沒事

684
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,680
她是沒事了

685
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:25,520
我們只剩下十五分鐘了

686
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:29,200
志寶說校長是被轎車撞死的

687
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:34,560
小心點

688
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,600
阿星 阿星 怎麼樣怎麼樣

689
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:41,280
沒事吧 阿星 醒一醒呀

690
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:43,040
醒一醒啊 你醒一醒呀

691
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:45,440
阿星啊我錯怪你了

692
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:47,400
一直以為你是個自私自利

693
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:48,920
不管他人死活的人

694
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,320
誰知道你這次盡然奮不顧身呢

695
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:54,120
香 香 香 香啊

696
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:56,720
放心吧 要是你有三長兩短

697
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,240
我一定燒很多香給你的

698
00:36:58,320 --> 00:36:59,440
是啊

699
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,080
司機大哥 快一點吧

700
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,640
先生啊 我已經開的很快了

701
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,680
我一時想不起附近那有醫院哪

702
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:10,040
去去荔園 荔園啊去荔園啊

703
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,120
你現在受了傷啊還想去荔園

704
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,200
荔園  好好好荔園

705
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:20,960
校長喝杯熱茶

706
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:22,240
謝謝

707
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:26,640
好點了吧

708
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:29,640
今天倒楣透了

709
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:31,280
幸好沒去打牌

710
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:32,640
不然的話准要輸錢

711
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:35,960
對了 四個小鬼有沒有打電話回來

712
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:37,280
沒有啊

713
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:40,000
說到醫院就打電話回來的

714
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:41,320
校長你放心吧

715
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:43,520
連坤他們做事是有分寸的

716
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:44,840
有分寸

717
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:46,400
那四個小鬼啊

718
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:48,400
從早上開始就鬼鬼祟祟的

719
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:49,720
一定有古怪

720
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:51,800
校長你太多心了

721
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:53,480
他們現在勤奮多了

722
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:54,760
就像今天早上

723
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:57,040
他們測驗四個都拿了一百分了

724
00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:59,040
四個都拿一百分

725
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:00,240
是啊

726
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:02,880
不過其他同學卻退步了

727
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:04,320
試卷呢

728
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:05,720
在這

729
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:12,720
那你看看 答案紙呢 我早就印好了

730
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:16,480
是不是啊

731
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:20,040
快點 快點快快快

732
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:21,200
四點了你看看

733
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:22,640
人都走了 怎麼辦

734
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:24,600
我早就說了嘛

735
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:25,760
幹嘛要救校長呢

736
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:26,880
校長怎麼了

737
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:27,960
喂 你們想幹什麼

738
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:30,080
神經病啊 吃進肚子裏不是更好

739
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:31,920
你們

740
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,320
怎麼了我們只是遲到一點嘛

741
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,120
難道買冰激淩吃也不行嘛

742
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:37,280
就是啊

743
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,320
沒問題 沒問題

744
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,200
那我們買票進場吧

745
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:43,560
來來來

746
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:44,880
這還差不多

747
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:47,720
什麼呀

748
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:49,280
記住劃拳出什麼啊

749
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:51,360
行了 走走快快快

750
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:56,880
哇 好大一顆樹啊

751
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,440
阿坤那小子一點記性也沒有

752
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:01,960
本來都說好了  好大一隻船啦

753
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:04,480
我的幸福完了  好大一座山

754
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:06,160
哇 好大一輛車

755
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:11,000
還好剛才我們出的一樣啊

756
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:12,880
是嗎

757
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:19,320
喂 來一支吧

758
00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:20,840
我有了

759
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:24,880
對不起

760
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:26,320
沒事的

761
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,560
你知道我為什麼說對不起

762
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,440
大家是同學對不起什麼都不重要的

763
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:32,920
那到是

764
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,040
都怪我不好

765
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:35,640
我剛才猜你們男生來到呢

766
00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:37,280
一定會戲弄我們

767
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,040
我們不會怪你的

768
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:47,760
我卑鄙我無恥 我小刀刺大腿

769
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:48,760
我不是人

770
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:50,360
我在學校不該這麼對你

771
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,640
我更不該為了自己的尊嚴

772
00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:54,880
地位前途和世界和平

773
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,240
這些微不足道的原因而不理你

774
00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:59,240
我更不該啞巴吃黃蓮

775
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:00,600
你在背書啊

776
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:07,520
看你挺健談的

777
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:09,680
看跟誰談了

778
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:11,200
你叔叔人這麼好

779
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:12,520
你也差不了那兒去

780
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:16,000
望夫石

781
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:17,520
阿玲你怎麼了

782
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:18,800
你幹什麼啊

783
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:20,880
沒關係  真討厭

784
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,080
我本來以為你是

785
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:26,200
資本主義社會之下的不良青年

786
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:27,480
阿詠啊行行行

787
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:28,800
如果你回北京我一定跟你去

788
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:30,040
什麼北京啊

789
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,480
你看著我的眼睛就知道我說的是真的

790
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:36,920
幹什麼

791
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:40,040
你們這些色狼啊

792
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:41,640
以後別指望我跟你出去玩

793
00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:43,120
不是啊你聽我解釋

794
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,200
還有什麼好解釋的 你把我當什麼

795
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:46,400
是啊  女人咯

796
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:48,360
女人是不吸二手煙的

797
00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:50,040
你剛才還說不在乎呢

798
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:51,320
別吵了

799
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:53,480
其實用不著大驚小怪啊

800
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:55,040
剛才我們玩的很開心啊

801
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,920
姐妹們不必跟他們客氣

802
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:00,120
你敢動手

803
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:04,680
豈有此理

804
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:06,560
算了算了 又不是第一次

805
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:08,160
又是這樣

806
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,200
早有準備了

807
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,240
人算不如天算

808
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,040
隨便吧 算了

809
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:17,240
你當然說算了

810
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:18,960
方老師沒跟你翻臉

811
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:20,720
算不錯的了總算沒死人

812
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,760
又沒打破石像要洗廁所

813
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:24,680
那倒是

814
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:26,480
睡覺吧  睡覺了

815
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:27,760
睡覺  晚安

816
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:31,200
沒事已經不錯了

817
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:32,520
你們四個給我站住

818
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,040
校長什麼事啊

819
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:40,800
我們沒打破東西

820
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:42,120
你也沒死啊

821
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:43,760
我們探病去了

822
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:44,960
住嘴

823
00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:46,400
我說你們作弊的事

824
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:47,640
別以為我不知道

825
00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:48,880
作弊

826
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:51,160
方老師今天一時大意

827
00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:53,720
印錯了另一份試題的答案紙給你們

828
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:56,480
所以我覺得奇怪

829
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:59,680
為什麼汪家玲這麼乖的學生會不及格

830
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:01,280
反而你們四個

831
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:02,680
個個都是一百分

832
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:05,800
分明是預先偷了答案卷

833
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:07,680
這回錯有錯著

834
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,040
被我揭發你們的罪行

835
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:10,320
還有什麼話可說

836
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:14,640
靜宜你聽我解釋嘛

837
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:18,160
郭麗珍說你最喜歡吃冰激淩了

838
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:24,960
一個小過 洗兩個禮拜廁所

839
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:28,160
到頭來還是收到這封信

840
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:31,600
我的春天啦

841
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:33,960
春天你在那裏啊

842
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:35,480
別哭了有什麼好哭的

843
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:40,160
到現在我不得不信命運了

844
00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:42,880
你們這些年輕人

845
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:44,400
不要這麼悲觀嘛

846
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:47,000
命運好不好

847
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:48,480
是因人而異的

848
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:50,080
看你們怎麼做啦

849
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:52,400
自然就有不同的效果了

850
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,040
何必怨天尤人呢

851
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:56,040
不對啊

852
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:57,880
我們沒有錯啊

853
00:42:58,240 --> 00:42:59,880
就是運氣不好嘛

854
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:02,120
再給我們一次機會

855
00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:05,320
是真的嗎

856
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:06,640
很容易啊

857
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:08,640
千萬不要 千萬不要

858
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:32,400
八點

859
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:36,680
二十號

860
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:38,880
不要啊