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你知道誰是小天使

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我知道我就是小天使

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你又不會飛我看你像唐老鴨

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什麼 我不會飛呀

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你會飛

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我飛給你看

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你看你會不會 看你會不會飛

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飛呀 飛呀 飛呀

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他會飛

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一塊兒飛 飛飛飛飛呀

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飛 飛 飛呀

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別跑啊你 站住 別跑啊

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飛 飛 飛呀

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快把他抓起來

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到哪去啊

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把他抓起來

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不要讓他跑掉了

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起來

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司徒齊頌 我一定會找到你的

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我一定會找到你的

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李學仁 加油啊

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這頂帽子和手套好漂亮啊

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如果人叔送給我做聖誕禮物就好了

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不過太貴了

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阿玲的人叔買得起啊

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是啊

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多做兩份兼職也許會夠的

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你們是不是吃昨天那個

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我去買  謝謝

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讓我來讓我來

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今天我請客

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我來買

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今天怎麼這麼大方

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謝謝

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謝謝  謝謝

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聖誕舞會你去不去

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關你什麼事啊

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跟喜歡的人一起過聖誕

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是一件很浪漫的事

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請讓讓 讓讓啊 讓讓

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請你去派對當然沒問題了

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反正我有很多女朋友的

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正所謂多你一個也不多

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少你一個也不少是不是

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免得你呢到那些不三不四的派對

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把肚子都搞大了

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你

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小心滑倒了

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你就害人不淺了

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喂 全都在這兒呢

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主任 主任

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我們這個派對

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開派對沒問題 沒問題

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有問題

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老師啊

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你是不是要告訴我們

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你約的那些夥伴

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就是這幾隻雄性動物啊

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如果跟這些雌性動物過平安夜

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那我們不想要有平安了

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是吧  好

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君子一言駟馬難追啊

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你們答應了開派對的 千萬不要後悔

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高老師這些是學生的一番心意

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我跟本沒打算去參加派對

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留著也沒有用啊

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跟學生一起玩不好嗎

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跟那些素質差的學生一起玩啊

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我一向都認為是浪費寶貴的時間

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衛老師那你呢

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我正在考慮

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方老師

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什麼事

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我是來交作業的

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你看看

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我做的對不對

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你來交作業

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是的校長

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方老師 我做的對嗎

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對了 對了

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校長我走了

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校長你找我有事啊

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我來找大家

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我想你們平安夜沒有什麼節目了

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到我家來開派對啦

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或者打麻將啊

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我打算那天啊多輸點錢給你們

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算是津貼吧

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怎麼樣 啊 怎麼樣

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怎麼樣

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對不起 我去上課了

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那我耶誕節怎麼過呀

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咖啡

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劉先生

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馬丁尼酒加檸檬是吧

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一位女士被一位男士所騷擾

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電視機壞了沒畫面了

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什麼事

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被騷擾的女士叫做司徒齊頌

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警方相信

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這件事情是跟青山神經病醫院

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一位逃出來的病人有關

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這位病人叫做李學仁

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他最後被人發現的時候

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身上穿著一件咸蛋超人的衣服

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看見他就討厭了

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糟了 不行

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什麼不行

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你說你在想什麼

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我認為現在就去找阿頌啊

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不行啊  怎麼不行啊

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司徒阿姨可能在招待那個神經病啊

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快打電話給她啊

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是啊 是啊  快點

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怎麼樣  電話不通

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喂 我的電視機突然壞了

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想請你找個人來修

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好好好沒問題 很快就到

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這麼快就放電話

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我是來修電視機的

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怎麼那麼快啊

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我們的服務好嘛

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那個電視機在前面

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你看看突然沒有畫面不知道壞在哪兒

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好 我看看啊

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忘了帶螺絲刀了

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我有我到裏面去拿啊

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好 謝謝啊

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讓你們見識見識

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色狼

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該死的小心點  我們快走

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我從神經病變成色狼我自己都不知道

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月滿之夜 子時之末

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金剛葫蘆 降魔伏妖

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太上老君急急如律令

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我的螺絲刀很小的你看能不能用啊

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你看看 能不能用

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能用 謝謝啊

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你的葫蘆很好玩

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是水壺啊

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我喜歡用它裝水喝 很甜的又容易拿

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這麼大容易拿

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哎呀 那兩個客人走了

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是啊 錢都沒給就跑掉了 你看哦

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不要緊 才兩杯咖啡

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反正我也打算關門了

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不好意思可不可以借個電話我打一打

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隨便吧  謝謝啊

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這麼久沒人聽電話

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我去找她

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我跟你去

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喂 李學仁啊

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我現在在綠茵咖啡廳啊

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你想怎麼樣

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你最好照我的話去做

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我為什麼要照你的話去做

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阿頌 阿頌

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聽到了沒有

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晚上十二點整你一定要來

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不能早也不能晚

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喂 怎麼樣啊

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他叫我十二點鐘到阿頌那去見他

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十二點那不是叫你把鬼臉給司徒阿姨看

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誰不知道他的目的啊

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原來是假的

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不好意思 我喜歡玩

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不要緊

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糟了 剛才那個葫蘆我放那兒了

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在那兒 在那兒

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真是不好意思

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我的葫蘆塞子呢

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是啊 剛才我太緊張了

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不知道扔那兒了

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我去找找 我去找找

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好 謝謝啊

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在那呢

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真是對不起啊我找不到了

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不要緊 不要緊

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不要緊  對不起

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我幫你修電視機吧

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好

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糟了 這葫蘆塞子不見了怎麼辦呢

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師傅啊 這麼晚了耽誤你回家了

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沒關係

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什麼事啊

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果然準時啊

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為什麼 為什麼不把你鬼皮戴帶來

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怕嚇著他嗎

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人不犯我我不犯人

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她沒得罪我我為什麼要嚇著她呢

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怎麼打不開了

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師傅

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師傅請你幫我開下這個門

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怎麼打不開呀

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好 看符

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你沒有辦法的

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我還有一樣厲害的武器

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金剛葫蘆快快收魔

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怎麼這麼靜呢 是不是林世榮死掉了

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不會吧

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你為什麼打我

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豬肉榮

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快點走啊 他那葫蘆好厲害

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還想走

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這次讓我收著了吧

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幹什麼 怎麼了

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豬肉榮給他收進葫蘆裏了

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現在怎麼辦

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豬肉榮你出來了

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你的葫蘆是假的

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豈有此理

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九九不盡 六六無窮

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無量月光 消滅妖魔

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豬肉榮受不了了 快點圍住他

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快點 拉住手

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著火了 著火了 我的屁股啊

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別走啊 圍住他 別走啊

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圍住他 快點圍住他

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難道連老天都幫他

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難道是時辰沒到

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豬肉榮你沒事吧

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怎麼樣沒事吧

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沒事了

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阿寶

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你們怎麼都在這

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剛才發生什麼事情

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司徒阿姨上邊有個神經病啊

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是啊 是啊 在上面在上面

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神經病

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你怎麼跑到上面去了

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死就死吧

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他不是神經病他是來修理電視的

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你怎麼跑上面去了呢

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剛才有一陣龍捲風吹過

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吹歪了你的天線

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我是上去幫你修天線

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龍捲風

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你別胡說哦

239
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:56,480
你給我閉嘴

240
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,120
阿寶你怎麼可以這樣說話呢

241
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:00,560
司徒阿姨他 他

242
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,360
小夥子別胡說八道

243
00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:05,640
龍捲風又叫做鬼風

244
00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:08,800
要是你亂說話小心他把你嘴吹歪了

245
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,240
我又不怕鬼

246
00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:14,600
但是 鬼怕人七分

247
00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:17,080
鬼說的話沒有人聽的

248
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,400
你這個臭道士

249
00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:19,520
我們回去吧

250
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,160
你的腳傷了我先扶你進去吧

251
00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:22,440
謝謝啊

252
00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:25,440
你們小心點 不要亂跑啊

253
00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:27,000
小心龍捲風知道嗎

254
00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:30,000
那有這麼笨的人啦那來的龍捲風

255
00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:31,320
回去再想辦法了

256
00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:34,440
別走那麼快啊 我的屁股很疼啊

257
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:36,200
行了 回去幫你搽藥酒

258
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,560
你你輕點

259
00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:41,040
你家的電話號碼是多少

260
00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:42,880
我叫你家人來接你吧

261
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,520
電視機還沒修好呢

262
00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:47,960
你弄傷了腳

263
00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,800
我明天再叫別人來修吧

264
00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:51,000
多少號呢

265
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,680
葫蘆塞子還沒找著我怎麼走啊

266
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:55,120
我是單身漢

267
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:56,880
這樣啊

268
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,000
沒關係

269
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,720
大概十五分鐘可以走到路上

270
00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:09,120
我再爬兩個鐘頭我就能到火車站

271
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:11,920
再坐地鐵

272
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,320
再坐計程車

273
00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:15,880
再爬兩三個小時就會到家了

274
00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:17,720
什麼你住在山上的

275
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,080
還要爬呢

276
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,200
我的腳受傷了

277
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:23,720
不能走就得滾

278
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,480
滾不動就得爬嘛 是不是

279
00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:27,960
那我幫你叫部計程車吧

280
00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:30,400
計程車

281
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:38,600
不用不用

282
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,640
你是沒有零錢我這裏有啊

283
00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:43,040
不用

284
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:45,320
我這個人很講原則 不借錢的

285
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:46,680
好了 謝謝啊

286
00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:48,280
但是你怎麼回去呢

287
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,240
請你借把掃把給我

288
00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:53,560
掃把

289
00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:56,280
我把大門口掃乾淨晚上一靠就行了

290
00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:59,560
傻瓜 你可以睡在沙發的嘛

291
00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:01,840
謝謝 好

292
00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:18,280
說真的那個臭道士真厲害

293
00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:19,400
你緊張什麼

294
00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:22,160
什麼我緊張那個臭道士敢動我嗎

295
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,600
我又不是說你

296
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:25,640
喂 你又到那兒去啊

297
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:29,640
師傅你不如派我去

298
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,040
師傅在這啊

299
00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,440
你看見沒有

300
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:36,840
師傅你不如派我去對付那個李學仁

301
00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:39,400
他不會理你的

302
00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:40,720
是啊

303
00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:42,120
什麼意思

304
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:43,520
叫你不要亂來呀

305
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:48,080
把這件事情告訴司徒阿姨不就沒事了

306
00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:49,280
難道告訴她

307
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,960
說她以前那個老公是個鬼呀

308
00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:53,440
不是要嚇死她

309
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:06,080
鬼呀 阿寶有鬼呀

310
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:08,680
早就有鬼了嘛

311
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,840
師傅你變的這麼快呀

312
00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:13,120
馬上就天亮了

313
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,480
你們想到辦法了沒有 啊

314
00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:17,800
我們這麼多人啦一定能想到辦法的

315
00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:20,200
我的屁股受了傷的

316
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:22,760
阿男 你的腦子長在屁股上面

317
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:27,120
上次我們都能把李學仁弄到精神病院去

318
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,840
這次不可能沒辦法的

319
00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:30,120
是啊

320
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:34,160
葫蘆塞子 我的葫蘆塞子

321
00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:38,920
寶貝 出來快出來呀

322
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:40,480
我的寶貝

323
00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:42,880
寶貝 寶貝 寶貝

324
00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:45,400
葫蘆塞子

325
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:48,040
葫蘆塞子快出來呀

326
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:51,680
快出來 快出來

327
00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:53,360
快出來

328
00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:54,960
你在那兒呢

329
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:57,080
寶貝

330
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:10,080
你的腳好了嗎

331
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:11,840
不是

332
00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:15,040
我是想多做點運動讓我的腳呢早點康復

333
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:17,960
對了 你上完廁所了

334
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:21,800
你還是早點睡吧

335
00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:24,320
對了 我馬上就睡 晚安

336
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:38,960
寶貝寶貝你在那兒呀

337
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:46,440
你說校務處有什麼需要改善的

338
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,200
快點說 我沒有時間

339
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:49,880
歐陽主任

340
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:51,720
你不要以為你有學生撐腰

341
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,240
就不把我放在眼裏

342
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:55,600
再怎麼說我是個校長

343
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,960
今天下午會為什麼你不來開

344
00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:00,400
對不起啊

345
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:02,320
你知道對不起我就好

346
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:09,040
我 你你你明天有空嗎

347
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:11,800
這個傢伙難道又想討好我

348
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:15,080
好吧 有時間 反正我買了蠟燭

349
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,080
幹什麼 拜神啦

350
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:19,160
怎麼了 燭光晚餐嘛

351
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:22,520
過一個平靜的平安夜也好啊

352
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:24,440
我不是說這個

353
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:25,760
我是想說三個字

354
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:30,040
明天整個晚上說三個小時都可以

355
00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:32,200
我不是這個意思嘛

356
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:34,200
我知道你是什麼意思

357
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,560
我知道你要說那三個字

358
00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:38,120
是嗎 我現在說了

359
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:39,840
現在怎麼說呢

360
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:41,440
這麼多人很難為情的

361
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:42,840
難為情

362
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:47,280
我說我要走的那三個字有什麼難為情

363
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:50,200
難怪那些學生說你變態

364
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:53,640
那你約我明天過節

365
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,000
我約你了嗎

366
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:56,360
你問我有沒有空嗎

367
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:58,080
我是問你有沒有空

368
00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,480
有空就明天再談嘛

369
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:00,920
我有事要找阿頌

370
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,680
我很擔心她現在有什麼事

371
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:03,920
我走了

372
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:05,520
又是那個狐狸精

373
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:12,920
早啊

374
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,080
早

375
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:16,000
我去弄點早點給你吃

376
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:17,320
謝謝啊

377
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,760
外面怎麼這麼吵啊

378
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,040
是啊

379
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,040
早啊  早啊 王先生

380
00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:26,200
跟平常一樣是嗎

381
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:28,880
對 外面好熱鬧啊

382
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,400
是啊 你知不知道為什麼

383
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:33,360
聽說抓神經病啊

384
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:34,760
神經病

385
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:36,200
新聞有報導嘛

386
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:38,960
穿著咸蛋超人襯衫的那個人

387
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:44,240
你是王先生  是

388
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:45,680
你的電話

389
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:47,480
你聽見電話響嗎

390
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:48,840
我接的快你沒聽見

391
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:51,560
謝謝  不用

392
00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:52,840
我去弄早餐

393
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:55,760
喂 喂 喂

394
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,040
我是神經病

395
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,000
我是神經病

396
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:04,600
我是神經病

397
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:06,120
我是神經病

398
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,080
對不起 沒辦法

399
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,440
對不起

400
00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:13,680
早啊

401
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,640
你是不是這兒的負責人

402
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:17,880
是啊 什麼事

403
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:20,280
我們接到線報說這裏有個神經病

404
00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:21,640
神經病

405
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:23,440
我是神經病

406
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:24,760
我是神經病

407
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:27,240
哎呀 是咸蛋超人

408
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,720
我不是咸蛋超人我是神經病

409
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,120
我是神經病

410
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:32,800
我是神經病  就是他 抓走

411
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:36,040
走走走  我是神經病

412
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:37,520
我是神經病

413
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:41,680
真是想不到

414
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:42,880
是啊

415
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,480
真是人不可貌相啊

416
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:46,680
是啊 是人不可以貌相

417
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:48,200
阿成這麼早啊

418
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:51,120
我聽說有個神經病

419
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:52,640
所以我來看看了

420
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:54,800
已經抓走了

421
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:58,040
不是賴著不走吧

422
00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:01,960
不是啊 那個王先生很合作啊

423
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:03,560
一點也沒有掙扎

424
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:08,160
我還沒有跟你們介紹呢

425
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:09,880
這是歐陽協成

426
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,400
這位師傅是

427
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:14,400
行不改名坐不改姓

428
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:16,000
李學仁

429
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,120
你的名字怎麼這麼長嗎

430
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:25,960
你好嗎  你好嗎

431
00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:27,760
今天天氣  今天天氣

432
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:34,600
你賴在這裏不走 是什麼意思

433
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:37,880
我還沒收你呢我怎麼走啊

434
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:39,880
你不要用阿頌來威脅我

435
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,200
我願意

436
00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:54,480
阿成你幹什麼

437
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:57,400
沒有 他說他脖子脖子痛我給他按摩嘛

438
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,160
現在成哥說什麼都行

439
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,080
誰叫我在這吃人家的呢

440
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:07,280
阿成你跟仁哥說了些什麼

441
00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:09,000
沒說什麼

442
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:11,000
司徒小姐算了 吃飯

443
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:13,280
你炒的菜真香啊

444
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:16,000
香你就多吃點嘛  好

445
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:19,720
今天真是謝謝你呀 幫我修好了電視機

446
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:21,680
你的腳痛都幫我修理

447
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:22,960
應該的

448
00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:26,680
待會吃完飯之後呢我送阿仁他回家

449
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:28,080
阿仁

450
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,480
你等一會坐計程車到地鐵

451
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:33,560
然後坐火車再轉小巴

452
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:35,840
不用這麼麻煩

453
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:37,640
只要把我送到天橋下面就行了

454
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,360
你為什麼不回家呢

455
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:44,280
實話跟你說吧

456
00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:47,120
我欠了房東兩個月的租啦

457
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:51,040
要是回去也是給他趕出來

458
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:53,520
我打算過了節發了工資就交租

459
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,920
天寒地凍睡在天橋下面怎麼行呢

460
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,840
不如我  司徒小姐不用了

461
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:01,120
我跟你說過我是很有原則的

462
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,600
我不會要你的錢的

463
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,160
我還是走吧

464
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,280
這麼急幹什麼 飯還沒吃呢

465
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:09,840
謝謝你了

466
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:10,920
你留我住了一個晚上

467
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,280
我已經非常感激

468
00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:13,960
我這個人呢是自覺的

469
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:16,360
既然阿成哥不願意讓我留在這呢

470
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:18,320
我還有什麼意思 對不對

471
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:19,560
慢走不送了

472
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,760
阿成你怎麼可以這樣呢

473
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:23,400
還不快向人道歉

474
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:24,600
道什麼歉

475
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:26,240
他根本是有問題的

476
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:29,280
我有問題

477
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,000
你說清楚哦

478
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:32,840
你不說清楚我就不走了

479
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,600
你看看他 臉皮薄但是嘴不饒人呢

480
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:37,760
阿成

481
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:38,840
我說錯了嗎

482
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,120
他現在找藉口

483
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:42,200
讓自己留下來不知道有什麼企圖

484
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:44,400
你可以侮辱我的人格

485
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,520
但你不可以侮辱司徒小姐

486
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,320
他侮辱我

487
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,120
人家司徒小姐心腸好留我在這

488
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:52,680
你怎麼能懷疑我們那個

489
00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:57,280
難怪你這麼凶趕人家走

490
00:25:57,360 --> 00:25:58,880
不 不 不 我 我 我

491
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:00,840
你不用說了 仁哥

492
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,360
我相信你是個正人君子我留你在這

493
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:04,360
謝謝

494
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:05,720
他不走我也不走

495
00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:08,040
我好像沒有留你呀

496
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:14,040
阿頌 阿頌 阿頌 開門

497
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:17,360
阿頌 開門 開門阿頌

498
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:20,240
阿頌 阿頌

499
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:22,600
明天平安夜你也別來找我了

500
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:24,520
阿頌

501
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:33,360
塞子那兒去了呢

502
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:37,000
寶貝哎

503
00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:44,680
電視好不好看呢

504
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:46,920
好看好看好看

505
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:08,280
你看 好不好看呢

506
00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:09,600
好看

507
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:17,120
好看

508
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:18,520
太好看了

509
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:21,080
林世榮這次往那兒跑

510
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:24,520
你的腳

511
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,600
我本來起來走走看行不行的

512
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:31,320
誰知道還是不行

513
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:32,600
那你去休息一下

514
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:35,040
好好 謝謝謝謝

515
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:37,800
小心啦

516
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,280
小心點 小心點

517
00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:48,280
謝謝 謝謝 謝謝啊

518
00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:51,920
你沒事吧  沒事

519
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:56,760
剛才真是不好意思

520
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:58,200
阿成這個人就是這樣的

521
00:27:58,280 --> 00:27:59,600
老是這麼野蠻

522
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:01,960
我還以為他會改呢

523
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:03,520
他還是這樣

524
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:07,080
對了

525
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,600
你真的打算不讓他們來開派對嗎

526
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:14,280
其實男人呢我是最瞭解的

527
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:17,040
我知道他是因為妒忌才會這樣

528
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:18,880
妒忌

529
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:21,560
我都跟他離了婚了

530
00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:23,320
是嗎

531
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:25,840
但我看見他好像還是很關心你

532
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:29,680
有些人就是這樣的

533
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:32,040
只能做朋友不能做夫妻

534
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:34,200
這倒也是啊

535
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:36,080
既然你打算跟他做朋友

536
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:37,920
那為什麼不讓他來開派對呢

537
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,600
我跟他之間只不過是一點誤會

538
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:42,040
解釋一下就沒事了

539
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:53,880
高老師

540
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,320
又找我們補習呀

541
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,840
不是 今天是平安夜

542
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,000
我想請你們去吃聖誕大餐

543
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:02,640
對不起 高老師我們晚上有節目了

544
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:04,600
不要緊

545
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,360
那我們走了啊 拜拜

546
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:08,200
拜拜

547
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,640
神經病放假還要對著她

548
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:19,120
我才不幹呢  就是啊

549
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:21,280
天天晚上做噩夢都看見她

550
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,400
連平安夜都得不到平安

551
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,160
我們一起說哈利路亞

552
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:28,520
哈利路亞哈利路亞

553
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:39,320
真漂亮 真漂亮

554
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:44,280
選亞姐呀 這麼漂亮啊

555
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:47,120
一千三呢不要動哦

556
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:48,640
阿玲

557
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,160
你怎麼知道價錢的

558
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:53,360
我買

559
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:54,840
是你買的

560
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:59,480
我買不起不過我知道它很貴

561
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,200
當然了是人叔送給我的

562
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:06,840
快點啊 快點啊 走快點行不行

563
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:07,880
那有走這麼慢的

564
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:09,320
我都說了不去了嘛

565
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:11,840
真是 快點  你別拉我嘛

566
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,920
我說我不去了 你們真是拉我

567
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,760
去吧

568
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:22,360
前輩 今天颳風你多穿件衣服哦

569
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:25,600
我都沒說要去嘛

570
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:27,640
不要這樣 大家能夠開開心心的

571
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:29,840
過個耶誕節是一件很幸福的事情

572
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,320
就怕人家看見我不高興

573
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:33,960
誰說的

574
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,640
我會不高興嗎

575
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:40,320
我可沒這麼小氣

576
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:41,840
你怎麼樣

577
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:43,800
誰不知道我

578
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:47,320
我是說 我這個人怎麼會小氣呢

579
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:50,080
我做了很多好吃的

580
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:53,720
我們一起去吃 走吧

581
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,160
走走走

582
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:58,040
拜拜

583
00:30:58,120 --> 00:30:59,760
拜拜  玩得高興點

584
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,960
這些學生都不理我們

585
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:14,080
衛家國啊你真失敗啊

586
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:15,840
我也是啊

587
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,760
以為自己費勁心血教他們

588
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:19,320
他們就會很感激我了

589
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,080
衛老師 高老師

590
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:24,280
你們

591
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:25,760
我們想請你們去參加派對

592
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:27,360
真的  真的

593
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:28,600
你們真的請我們

594
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,000
是真的

595
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:31,480
普天同慶

596
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,200
我說 太好了

597
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,480
不好意思我忘了準備禮物

598
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:40,200
沒關係我有兩份

599
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:41,920
我買了幾個月了

600
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,320
可以走了吧

601
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:44,360
不等你們了

602
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:45,760
好好好我現在馬上去拿

603
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:48,160
很快很快  快點 快點

604
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:52,120
這次你還不死

605
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:56,760
這次死定了你

606
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:02,440
寶貝你在那兒呢寶貝

607
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:11,880
想吃糖就說嘛

608
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:13,640
為什麼要四腳爬

609
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,360
慢慢來 你是瘸子

610
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:19,000
要不然就不像了

611
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:27,200
快點爬 快點快點快點爬

612
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:28,440
仁哥

613
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:30,040
你們為什麼不扶他起來呢

614
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:32,440
謝謝謝謝

615
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:34,680
聽歌吧聽歌吧

616
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,600
我們唱卡拉OK好不好

617
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:41,080
女同學們 你們這些女孩子來

618
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:42,520
過來幫忙啊  好哇

619
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:47,800
你們又不幫忙就知道玩

620
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:50,120
走開呀

621
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:53,840
這位先生你好面熟啊

622
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:55,080
貴姓啊

623
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,960
衛老師 過去聽歌 過去聽歌啊

624
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:07,360
今天我一定要收拾你

625
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:10,200
收到再說

626
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:13,400
同學們 來來過來坐吧

627
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:15,120
好

628
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,440
謝謝謝謝

629
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:18,840
來啦

630
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:20,800
麻煩你

631
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:25,840
幫忙

632
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:34,440
上次葫蘆失靈讓你跑了

633
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:35,880
這次你完了

634
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:38,440
有本事現在就收我

635
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:42,280
你以為人多我不敢嗎

636
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,120
仁哥  沒事

637
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:47,640
麻煩你過來看看烤爐好像壞了

638
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:49,520
是嗎

639
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,360
來吧 來吧 來啦 大家快來坐吧

640
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:13,360
阿玲 阿玲來 坐坐坐

641
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:17,240
你幹什麼你

642
00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:37,680
好了我們手拉手一起祈禱吧

643
00:34:38,240 --> 00:34:39,480
好

644
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:44,520
謝謝神賜給我們食物

645
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:45,720
神愛眾人

646
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,120
在這個充滿罪惡和冷漠的世界

647
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:49,840
這種完全奉獻的愛

648
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:51,760
現在已經越來越少了

649
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:54,040
其實在我們每個人的心裏面

650
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:55,800
都存在這份愛

651
00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:59,360
使這個世界變得更加和平和快樂

652
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:01,760
阿門

653
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:03,400
阿門

654
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:05,200
好了我們一起吃東西

655
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:06,320
好

656
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:07,480
司徒阿姨啊

657
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:10,280
你剛才祈禱的時候樣子很純潔

658
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:12,480
我覺得你頭上好像有光環

659
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,720
你呀 把司徒阿姨說的像神一樣

660
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,200
不要胡說

661
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:19,760
錯了應該說哈利路亞

662
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:21,120
你說什麼呀

663
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:23,360
你不懂就跟著說吧

664
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:25,720
好吧

665
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:27,760
吃吃吃東西

666
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:31,480
我忘了拿飲料了

667
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:33,360
我幫你去拿  謝謝

668
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,040
我去幫幫他吧

669
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,840
要打要殺你放馬過來吧

670
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:57,240
別著急 你早晚是我的囊中物

671
00:35:58,360 --> 00:35:59,680
又想搞什麼鬼呀

672
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:03,320
在這個神聖的日子裏

673
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,560
我不想掃大家的興

674
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:07,960
我給你三個小時的時間

675
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:10,960
三小時之後我們到外邊決一死戰

676
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:13,440
謝謝你給我時間

677
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:15,000
去處理身後事

678
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:16,960
別客氣

679
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:27,360
你為什麼走啊

680
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:30,040
我有幾個朋友他們從外地來

681
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:31,080
想跟我一起過個節

682
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:32,560
所以我要趕回去

683
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:35,000
但是你的腳  沒事了

684
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:36,480
他們說在車站等我

685
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:37,880
那我送你出去吧

686
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:39,000
好謝謝

687
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:40,280
以後跟你的朋友來玩啊

688
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:41,560
好的好的

689
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:50,400
阿寶啊 阿寶

690
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:52,040
不對啊  我跟你說

691
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:54,000
一二三四五六

692
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:56,520
阿寶以後好好念書啊

693
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,480
別吵了你沒看見我在數禮物嗎

694
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:01,040
數目不對啊

695
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:03,680
別數了 我沒拿禮物來我不交換了

696
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:05,560
你不是沒有錢買吧

697
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:08,360
聽人家說你經常做兼職 錢都貼給誰了

698
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:09,720
是啊

699
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:12,200
算了

700
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:14,440
我買來了兩個杯子給你一個 抽吧

701
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:15,640
這怎麼好意思

702
00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:16,800
就這樣吧

703
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:18,280
謝謝謝謝

704
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,480
不用謝很便宜的

705
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:24,080
阿寶我走了

706
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:26,520
音樂太大聲了聽不見哪 回去再說啊

707
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:28,280
阿寶來跳舞啊來

708
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,760
過來過來  拿禮物啊

709
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:33,560
過來吧

710
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:37,200
拿禮物 讓開 讓開 讓開

711
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:40,680
來來來來這邊  阿寶

712
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:44,160
我長了這麼大都沒像今天這麼高興過

713
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:47,160
不過如果有人問我

714
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:49,360
我教了他們多少東西

715
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:50,800
我真的說不出來

716
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:53,680
不過在他們身上我學到了很多東西

717
00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:55,800
真是想不到

718
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:58,880
愛心 這就叫愛心

719
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,400
喂喂喂你們快來跳舞啊

720
00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:05,040
來我教你來來來

721
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:09,960
阿玲啊 你可不可以跟我跳個舞啊

722
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:13,240
算了 沒關係

723
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:14,840
我都習慣了

724
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:20,120
阿健 師傅有

725
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:21,880
老師 別說了

726
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:23,320
喂 出去跳舞啊

727
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:26,120
快點 來來 跳舞啊

728
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:27,440
快點過來

729
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:29,440
跳舞跳舞

730
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:31,480
喂

731
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:38,560
你不是說有很多夥伴嗎

732
00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:42,720
是啊阿男 以後不要太花心了

733
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:45,320
柴詠你這麼用功

734
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:48,040
英文肯定會有進步的 好好學

735
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:49,400
司徒阿姨找你呢

736
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:51,440
我有話要跟她說

737
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:57,040
說到夥伴呢不是問題啊

738
00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:59,160
最主要是喜歡的人

739
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:02,080
誰這麼有福氣呀

740
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:04,360
就是你呀

741
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:06,720
還會有誰啊

742
00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:09,880
女士們先生們

743
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,880
現在是交換禮物的時間

744
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:15,680
你找我有事啊

745
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:17,160
沒有啊

746
00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:18,680
對了仁哥他走了

747
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:20,000
我知道

748
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,360
我也要走了

749
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:23,720
你也要走

750
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:26,280
以後如果你有什麼事

751
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:28,080
我不在你身邊你自己照顧了

752
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:29,400
你沒什麼事吧

753
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:30,600
沒什麼事

754
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:31,880
我出去一會

755
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:34,480
七號 七號是誰  我

756
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:36,600
是司徒阿姨

757
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:37,880
司徒阿姨是七號

758
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,040
好 給你 給你

759
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:41,800
什麼東西 看看

760
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,080
給我看看

761
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:48,360
哇我抽到了相架

762
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:50,720
到這時候還躲起來幹什麼

763
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,080
算什麼英雄

764
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,080
快點出來

765
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:58,960
葫蘆

766
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:00,760
人到那去了

767
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:02,480
誰上那去了

768
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:04,520
老師在這呢

769
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:06,200
你拿著個破葫蘆幹什麼

770
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:08,000
快點進去玩吧  是啊

771
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:09,560
我要跟人決鬥

772
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,320
今天普天同慶嘛

773
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:12,840
也別跟人家打架了

774
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:14,440
是啊司徒阿姨很擔心你

775
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:15,640
進去再說吧

776
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:25,920
來來來來

777
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:29,600
你上那兒去了

778
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:31,240
剛才又說那種話

779
00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:34,480
我跟他們鬧著玩嘛

780
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,040
是啊是啊是啊 鬧著玩的

781
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:39,000
這樣吧我們罰歐陽主任唱歌好不好

782
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:40,120
唱什麼歌 唱什麼歌

783
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:42,480
唱就唱 沒關係唱就唱好了

784
00:40:43,720 --> 00:40:44,840
唱男兒當自強

785
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:46,320
好好好

786
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:48,080
快點快點快點

787
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:49,520
有字幕哦

788
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:50,640
有兩下子

789
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:57,520
你們看我的

790
00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:58,800
這就是本事

791
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:29,440
你做這麼多壞事

792
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:30,520
幹什麼害怕

793
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,080
現在不是害到自己了

794
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:35,720
還有啊你的寶貝葫蘆給我們打碎了

795
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,600
告訴你吧 你今天是手下敗將

796
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,600
永遠都是我們的手下敗將

797
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:45,080
當然哪 想收我們師傅先收我們再說

798
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:47,480
別跟他那麼多廢話

799
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:49,960
讓他在上面吃苦過耶誕節吧

800
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:52,200
別生氣啊 唱首歌給你聽

801
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:53,520
好

802
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:55,960
準備來一二三

803
00:41:56,360 --> 00:42:02,000
祝你聖誕快樂 祝你聖誕快樂

804
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:06,200
祝你聖誕快樂

805
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:10,480
祝你聖誕快樂

806
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:15,920
聖誕快樂 拜拜

807
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:21,160
我一定會回來的

808
00:42:21,240 --> 00:42:22,480
我一定會回來的

809
00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:26,760
唱的好 唱的好

810
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:28,520
衛老師 到你了

811
00:42:29,720 --> 00:42:31,960
衛老師 到你唱了

812
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:33,400
輪到他了

813
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:35,320
歌我就不想唱了

814
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,440
不過我想跟大家說幾句話

815
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:40,480
這不行 這不行不行不行

816
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:42,920
今天是耶穌聖誕就讓他說幾句

817
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:47,960
今天大家玩的這麼開心

818
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:50,160
而我又其中一份子

819
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,160
我真太感動了

820
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,160
衛老師哭了

821
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:59,320
各位同學 我也很開心

822
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:00,840
謝謝大家

823
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:05,440
跟高老師唱一首情歌好不好

824
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:09,880
一塊唱情歌 來 唱吧快點唱吧

825
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:12,320
耶誕節呢大家一起唱才開心嘛

826
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:13,560
是啊 是啊

827
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:15,040
我們一塊唱聖誕歌吧

828
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:16,520
好好好

829
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:17,960
快快快

830
00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:22,360
有字幕的 英文的

831
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:25,240
是啊英文的 大家一起唱

832
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:27,360
沒問題的 準備唱啊