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沒事吧

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沒關係

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最近呢我在愛河裏沐浴

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有愛心的人呢不會和你計較的

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不過下次不行了

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說真的

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感情這種事不能老鬧著玩的

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感情呢不是不能玩 阿健

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不過我玩厭了假感情現在要試試真的感情

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喂 你好像好有經驗

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那怎麼分析女方是不是真的愛你呢

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很簡單

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她有沒有跟你說我喜歡你呀

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這樣啊

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我那個朋友的女朋友

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並沒有跟他說她喜歡他

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女的很直接只要她肯跟你說我喜歡你

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那她就一定喜歡你了

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男的就不同

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男的就是喜歡這個女的也不會說

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我喜歡你呀 很簡單

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你的朋友呢有沒有跟他媽說

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媽呀我喜歡你呀

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男孩子死要面子

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假如他說喜歡你 你不接受的話

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好難為情呢

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什麼意思

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意思就是他肯定說喜歡你的話

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一定拋開所有男人的尊嚴

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他就是真心真意喜歡你啦

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那假如他死都不開口說呢

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假如是我呢

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我就一直等著他 要讓他先開口

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自己不管怎麼樣呢

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都不能先開口說的

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因為女的先開口呢

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很丟人了

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就是啊

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你的朋友怎麼這麼煩呢

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乾脆約她出來大家談談分析一下

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到底我認不認識她

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你不認識她的 不認識的

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千萬別 先開口

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阿詠 我買了電影票

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我們又偷跑出去

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很好看的

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好了

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這麼巧啊

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是啊

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今天天氣很好

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是啊 天氣報告說明天天氣也很好

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是呀

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其實昨天天氣也不錯

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是 不錯不錯

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一連幾天天氣都很好

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不過我看過幾天可能會下雨

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是啊我看有可能

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你是不是有話跟我

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你先說

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我沒說有話跟你說啊

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我也沒有

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我有

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你大膽說啊 說給我聽呀

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我參加一個區際業餘拳擊大賽

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到時候你來不來看我

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也好啊

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將好 崔文健你幫我忙啊

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幫我把電視機抬上三樓

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來來

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快來

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下次再談

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拜拜

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他六點鐘就起來跑步

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那就六點鐘起床

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晚上早點睡

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阿健

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做夢

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阿健 你現在參加自由拳擊障礙賽啊

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一起跑吧

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進來看看啊

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買東西啊

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小姐 想買什麼東西

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沒有我們不買

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不是啊

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我的同學要參加自由拳擊比賽

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想買一副拳套

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拳套啊有

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到上面來看吧

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我看看你手

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這個最適合你了

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也不貴

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設計很好 打起來很舒服的

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工欲善其事 必先利其器

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再說我崔文健不習慣用便宜貨

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這雙像點樣了吧

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果然識貨

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我也是用這種的

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你也用

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你還有沒有更好的

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有 向史泰龍借嗎

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開玩笑的

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算了算了就要這雙了

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千萬不要便宜的

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我給你開張發票

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老闆

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大家都是年輕人叫我菲力好了

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叫我汪家玲吧

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他是我同學崔文健

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我給

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幹嘛你給啊

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我早就想送禮物給你了

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兩千多塊雖然貴一點

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不過你說的嘛

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工欲善其事 必先利其器

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雖然是 不過

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其實貴呢也不一定好的

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假如我一開始就用這麼好的拳套

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很難進步的

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說的對

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要雙便宜的

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你看你真著急

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沒到比賽呢被你磨破了

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不是我戴著手套拿手比較舒服嘛

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你下個禮拜比賽

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你有沒有信心贏啊

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有 我去年的手套打破他的鼻子

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把他的鼻涕都打出來了

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噁心死了

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你不要追好危險的

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別害怕我沒事的

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別看啊

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別走

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好

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別打了

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菲力原來是你呀

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當時呢有人在後邊打我

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我還以為是賊

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我轉身就是一拳 就這樣打過去了

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那麼他躲開了

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後來他打我呢

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我一個轉身 起一腳就把他打在那兒

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結果送到醫院就變成現在這樣了

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阿健在那  在這兒啊

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哇 傷的這麼重啊

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這麼搞成這樣啊

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怎麼樣 有沒有打傷腦啊

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有沒有照X光啊

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他打了一支針現在好多了

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功夫不到家就不要逞英雄咯

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小心把阿玲嚇死啊

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你少說點

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你叫他們來幹什麼呀

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想在這開派對啊

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這怎麼能怪我

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他們自己來的嘛

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阿健啊 你已經夠厲害了

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誰這麼棒三兩下把你打到了

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我們也該見識見識 對不對

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是啊 是誰啊 誰啊

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小兄弟不好意思

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拳頭是沒長眼睛的

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大家都想做好市民熱心抓賊嘛

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知道了 我明白

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不打不相識

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當作補償

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因為下個禮拜我有場比賽

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帶你的朋友來捧捧場

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好好好好

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星期六

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阿健你那天不是

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看看也是區級際業餘拳擊比賽啊

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阿健也參加這類比賽

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不會吧你能入圍

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難道你是參加C組的

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是啊我是C1啊

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你是C2

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是是是啊他是C2

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那不是你們兩個人對打嘛

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這春公廟和我們佛山那個不同啊

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怎麼你全部都忘了

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聽你的口氣我好像記得一點事啊

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你第一次約我上街那回啊

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又不是去看戲 也不是去燒烤

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就是約我來這兒了

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我們說拜神

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你說拜神不用花錢的嘛

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看來以前的歐陽先生真是夠小氣的

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不過想起來

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還是挺浪漫的

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我們去拜神吧

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好啊

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冤鬼林世榮休得無禮

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廟神爺爺

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廟乃神聖之地

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豈容你橫衝直撞

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阿成

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你怎麼了

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沒事

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我一個不小心就摔下來了

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你進去吧 我休息會就來

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不行啊 我在這兒陪你

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我還要去廁所

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完事之後我來找你啊

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這樣 那我先進去排隊求籤了啊

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那你小心點啊  知道了

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小心點啊

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哦 知道

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你求什麼

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求姻緣的

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求姻緣哪

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你這是下下簽哪

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是說古人許仙斷橋遇仙的故事

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也就是白蛇傳的故事

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許仙跟白素貞乃一人一妖

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註定他們是沒有緣分的

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所以這段姻緣呢

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就是糾纏下去也沒有幸福的

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可是  所以你也是

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這段姻緣呢看准時候就要收了

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再癡纏下去也沒有好處

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可是他又不是對我不好

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那怎麼一人一妖沒有緣分呢

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我是照簽直說

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並無虛言啊

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我騙你對我也沒好處啊

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那也是

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謝謝你  謝謝

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阿成怎麼回事

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阿成 阿成你在那兒呀

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阿成

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司徒小姐

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李學仁

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鬼 你說阿成是

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本來我不想說出來嚇你的

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但又不甘心這個冤鬼這樣騙你

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李先生

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我沒吃完你這麼快就想走了

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不是 有個姓何的心理醫生

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他經常去我咖啡館的

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你找他看看吧 他收費不貴的

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你當我神經啊

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比你當我白癡好

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我不是當你白癡

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你被鬼迷住了

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不過還有救 我就是來救你的

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對不起你說的話我真聽不進去

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我走了

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你不信我也的信信簽嘛

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你剛才求的是什麼簽哪

250
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人家怎麼給你解簽的

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一人一妖是沒有緣分

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怎麼你

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天耳通啊 茅山術裏面一點雕蟲小技

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你不信他是鬼是吧

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簡單

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我教你開天眼你自然就看的清楚明白

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親手燒掉這個天眼符

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把符水喝掉

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就會開眼一個鐘頭

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到時候什麼妖魔鬼怪都會在你眼前現行

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人怕鬼三分 鬼怕人七分

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死就死吧

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誰呀

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誰呀

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我 是我

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來了

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買了點豬血來吃

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你喜歡吃血啊

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不是我買給你吃的嘛

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給你補補身嘛

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女人不補很容易老的

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怎麼樣 脖子痛嗎

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你別 你別動我

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我把豬血放好

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你進去坐

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進去坐

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渴了 正好

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灶君老爺你多吃點香啊

279
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假如協成真是鬼

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求你保佑他快點煙消雲散

281
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自動去投胎吧

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不要喝

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怎麼了

284
00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:39,760
我 我燉了點雞湯給你喝

285
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雞湯還是更好

286
00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:47,080
你怎麼打扮的像個夏威夷女郎啊

287
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:48,840
現在興這樣子嗎

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我朋友在外國帶回來的

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你是不覺得好不自在

290
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我覺得你好不自在啊

291
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沒有啊 我也不知道自己自不自在

292
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你看手發抖的這麼厲害一定很冷了

293
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來我給你杯熱咖啡

294
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不用了不用了 我喝這杯就行了

295
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,200
喝掉

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真行啊

297
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:18,720
幹嘛把眼睛閉上了

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怎麼了

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00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:21,880
這杯是水不是酒啊

300
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,800
阿成假如我一睜開眼睛

301
00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:26,680
看見你的樣可能會哇一聲

302
00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,120
你千萬不要怪我

303
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:29,800
要怪就怪你自己不好

304
00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:34,040
怎麼了  你的頭好大

305
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:37,400
我的頭靠近你所以你覺得很大

306
00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:38,640
怎麼了

307
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:44,840
沒什麼

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00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,000
難道水沒有用

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喂 你到底想看什麼呀

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都怪自己嘛

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相信別人

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00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,560
其實世界上那有鬼嘛

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怎麼 你說什麼

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就是李學仁

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00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,240
他說這種是天眼符水

316
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,280
喝了天眼就會打開了

317
00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:08,000
可以看見很多那些妖魔鬼怪的東西

318
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:14,520
喂 玩不玩十五糊啊

319
00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:17,440
你們玩了不要煩我了

320
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:19,120
大家都是鬼

321
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,800
何必這樣呢

322
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:25,720
算了 人家親親我我別妨礙人家

323
00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:27,080
我們玩吧

324
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:31,640
別吃了我們出去 走

325
00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:32,920
出去

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00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,720
阿頌啊 過來坐

327
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,000
過來 過來

328
00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:47,360
過來坐

329
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:55,000
好玩嗎

330
00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:57,080
怎麼要聽你的話呢

331
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,200
其實我這麼大的人啦

332
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,880
都輕易的受人擺佈

333
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,040
還相信你是鬼

334
00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:06,040
你會不會覺得我好幼稚

335
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:09,080
一個人單純一點就

336
00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:10,360
過的幸福一點

337
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,200
假如不單純呢

338
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:15,160
當初就不會想都不想就嫁給你了

339
00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:19,160
你覺得以前得歐陽協成好

340
00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:21,360
還是現在的歐陽協成好

341
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:22,960
以前啊

342
00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:26,760
以前你比較穩重 有安全感

343
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:28,360
是嗎

344
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,640
現在呢你樂於幫助人

345
00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:33,080
人也很老實

346
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,440
又老又實有什麼用

347
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:38,720
我覺得要是兩個人相處

348
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,960
性格不合也沒關係

349
00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:43,840
互相之間呢就是要坦白

350
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:45,760
要把心交出來

351
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:48,800
我覺得你現在就是把心交出來了

352
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:51,040
是嗎

353
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:56,280
要是我有事情瞞著你

354
00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:59,000
你會生氣嗎

355
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:02,760
那就看你瞞我什麼和為什麼了

356
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:05,800
那到是

357
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:08,920
不過啊 事無不可對人言嘛

358
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:11,080
不管你是什麼原因

359
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:12,680
也不能夠瞞人的

360
00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:15,520
喂 你有什麼事騙了我啊

361
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,960
死了死了  什麼

362
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,440
把眼睛閉上

363
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:23,960
閉上眼睛

364
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:28,800
你呀 當初向我求婚

365
00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:31,120
也是叫我閉上眼睛

366
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:32,640
現在又是

367
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:34,200
還是這個辦法

368
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:35,800
沒有一點創新

369
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:41,000
你給我吃什麼呀

370
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:42,920
睜開眼睛吧

371
00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:48,200
你怎麼了 阿成

372
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:49,440
喂 我在這裏呢

373
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,320
你怎麼變的這個鬼樣子

374
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:56,960
怎麼你們

375
00:19:58,080 --> 00:19:59,440
我剛才給你吃的呢

376
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:01,600
就是天眼符搓成的藥丸

377
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,720
李學仁他不是神棍

378
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,360
他說的一點不錯

379
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:06,800
我是鬼 不是人

380
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:08,280
我是林世榮

381
00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:09,600
不是歐陽協成

382
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:11,280
你們 他

383
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:13,320
你們 他 他們

384
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:14,920
我是不想騙你的

385
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:16,880
也沒有什麼企圖

386
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:18,760
我只不過是想

387
00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:20,800
想跟你做個好朋友

388
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:22,520
不信

389
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:23,840
你不是鬼

390
00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:26,360
你不是鬼這是幻覺

391
00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:27,480
是幻覺 是幻覺

392
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,920
好吧 我再證實一次給你看

393
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,480
原來是真的

394
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,200
阿頌 阿頌

395
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,760
阿頌 阿頌 阿頌

396
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:48,680
冤鬼不得害人

397
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:52,360
喂 你這臭道士

398
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:54,840
你怎麼了老是跟我過意不去

399
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,680
我抓鬼是替天行道

400
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:58,120
你是鬼我就是要抓你

401
00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,400
其他的怎麼不抓 那些壞鬼 厲鬼

402
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:02,520
我又沒有禍害過人你抓我幹什麼

403
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:03,800
你還說沒害過人

404
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,320
你一出現司徒其頌就暈倒了

405
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,920
膽小的會被你嚇死

406
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:13,480
人就是人 鬼就是鬼

407
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:15,760
豬就是豬 狗就是狗

408
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:19,280
你見過一個豬可以在一群狗裏面生活

409
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:20,520
而不把狗嚇壞嗎

410
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:21,880
我沒有豬朋狗友

411
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:32,720
我幫你算過了

412
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:34,640
你死了一百年

413
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:36,320
現在該投胎轉世了

414
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:37,960
你讓我送你一程

415
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:41,000
我捨不得那些學生啊

416
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,600
你只當他們畢業了嘛

417
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:47,320
阿頌剛剛才有勇氣做人呢

418
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:48,600
所以說嘛

419
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:50,840
那你更應該有勇氣

420
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:52,640
不要做鬼重新做人

421
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,000
你結過婚嗎

422
00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:59,520
現在找女人難啦

423
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,080
幹嘛 你幹嘛問我這些事

424
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:07,960
我 我想讓你照顧阿頌

425
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,480
你肯讓我為你超度嗎

426
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:15,040
還有啊 你記得多燒點紙錢給我

427
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,280
我連房子帶車全給你燒

428
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:25,080
五天以後我給你起壇超度

429
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:27,440
你回去打點好一切

430
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,160
鬼 鬼呀

431
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,600
阿頌 阿頌

432
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:36,280
鬼你抓他 你抓他

433
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:39,760
我以前瞞著你是我不好

434
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:44,360
用桃木劍刺他 拿聖水潑他

435
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:46,000
把他抓起來

436
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:47,400
阿頌

437
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,200
你幹什麼

438
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:52,480
這是善忘香

439
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:55,400
敲她一下三天三夜之內的事情全部會忘記

440
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:58,120
她少知道一點好 以免節外生枝

441
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:00,000
善忘香

442
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,400
假如沒什麼問題了

443
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:02,840
會議就開到這兒為止

444
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:05,560
校長 我要提出問題

445
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:09,440
歐陽主任你又想為學生爭取什麼福利啊

446
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:11,760
是不是想開卡拉OK房

447
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:14,280
給他們緩和一下平時功課的壓力呀

448
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:15,640
這也不錯

449
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:17,200
不是

450
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:19,000
我教了怎麼多年的書

451
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:21,400
我認為我不是教書的人才

452
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:22,800
這個我知道

453
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:25,320
既然這樣我當著各位老師的面

454
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,400
正式向校長辭職

455
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:28,800
你辭職

456
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:32,520
我認為訓導主任這個職位

457
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,440
由衛家國老師擔任才對

458
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:36,280
我贊成校長

459
00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:38,800
好吧 暫時這樣決定 散會

460
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:43,880
歐陽主任你幹什麼要走啊

461
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:47,800
是啊前輩 不管你以後移民到什麼地方去

462
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:49,080
希望你常給我打電話

463
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,160
是呀

464
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,520
如果我打電話給你們 我怕你們

465
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:55,160
不會的長途電話費也很便宜嘛

466
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:57,400
是呀  不是 是這樣的

467
00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:59,440
我想你們答應我一件事

468
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:00,840
什麼事啊

469
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:02,280
關於我辭職的事情

470
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:04,520
暫時不要跟同學們說 知道嗎

471
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:31,240
阿健 挨了兩拳就不敢跟人家比賽了

472
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,360
別再跟我講道理好不好

473
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,280
你是林世榮 你當你是黃師傅

474
00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:43,480
老師 我長這麼大很少求人的

475
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:45,280
這次你幫幫我忙吧

476
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:48,600
你以為我來生氣的嗎

477
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:50,200
我是專門來幫你的

478
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:52,880
是啊 那你傳點特異功能給我

479
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,200
讓我打垮對方

480
00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:58,400
來

481
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:04,200
背上全都是暗瘡啊 虛火太重

482
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:05,720
別再逗了 來

483
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:09,760
笑話 你當我真會特異功能啊

484
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,880
自己的事情要靠自己

485
00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:16,120
其他人幫不了你的

486
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,000
有辦法

487
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:20,360
你上我的身

488
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,480
你要我幫你打贏人家

489
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,160
贏了有什麼光彩呢

490
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:27,560
也是

491
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:31,640
把衣服穿上吧

492
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:33,000
天冷啊

493
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,600
跟我來 我帶你去一個地方

494
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:37,880
去那兒

495
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:39,520
你來就知道了

496
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:41,920
練武之人記住一定要勤練

497
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,880
眼到 手到 心到

498
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,120
師傅你用我的胸口練啊

499
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:05,120
你這麼不專心怎麼練好無影腳

500
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:06,480
無影腳

501
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:09,360
站穩了沒有

502
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:15,400
行了

503
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,080
喂 你這種無影腳 影都沒有

504
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:27,840
木板都踢不破的

505
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:30,880
喂 好薄的

506
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:33,520
擦壞了臉了吧

507
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,640
當年我師傅出腳的時候呢我看都看不見

508
00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:43,560
厲害呀

509
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,000
低一點 一

510
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,040
好

511
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:49,840
提腳

512
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:51,280
伸直

513
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:55,200
太矮了 高一點再高一點

514
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:57,280
再高一點

515
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:10,840
快 快 快

516
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,520
笑一笑想討好我 算了吧

517
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:27,400
快快 繼續做

518
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:30,520
用力啊

519
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:39,360
阿星 阿坤準備

520
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:46,640
準備好了

521
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:48,120
來啦

522
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,880
板子一定被我的內功振裂了

523
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:54,720
你看看真的裂了

524
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:57,960
是不是我都說裂了

525
00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:59,560
是不是  真行真行

526
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:08,080
歐陽主任

527
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:09,920
你說應該怎麼罰他們呢

528
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:13,040
其實我認為無所謂

529
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:16,000
因為學生呢半夜三更的不能夠肚子餓

530
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:18,480
一餓呢肚子就嘰裏咕嚕的

531
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:20,360
第二天早上呢就沒心思念書

532
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:21,920
是啊是啊就是啊

533
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,200
廢話

534
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:25,240
國有國法 校有校規

535
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,720
誰能保證他們不是故意挑戰校規呀

536
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:30,640
要罰就罰我吧

537
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:32,280
是我帶他們去宵夜的

538
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:38,040
你這麼說分明是想包庇學生了

539
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:40,360
不是包庇是維護

540
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:42,000
既然這樣

541
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,640
歐陽主任應該留在學校

542
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:45,520
直到他們不再需要維護為止

543
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:47,720
這封辭職信你收回去吧

544
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:49,360
辭職信

545
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:51,000
學生很需要你

546
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:52,600
這個學校很需要你

547
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:55,200
我也需要 一個得力的訓導主任

548
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,960
老師 要是你走了

549
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:00,520
沒人帶我們去宵夜了

550
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,680
是啊 你走了我們很慘啦

551
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,080
老師你要走也要等我們畢了業再走啊

552
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,800
我們以後都不頂嘴了

553
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:08,520
老師我不要你走啊

554
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:09,560
別走啊

555
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:11,520
雖然他們有時候調皮點

556
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:13,800
不過你看看他們很捨不得你的

557
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:16,360
老師不要走

558
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:18,960
天下無不散之筵席

559
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,080
我要找一個好人家嘛

560
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:22,960
你們應該明白我的意思啊

561
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:25,720
我還以為你移民呢

562
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:26,840
原來你去結婚

563
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:28,120
那你走吧 我不送了

564
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,560
別走啊 別走啊

565
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:32,120
大家上課 大家上課啊

566
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,800
今天我還要教書

567
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:35,720
走走走

568
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:42,760
老師辭職不幹 我們以後怎麼辦呢

569
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:44,400
大家記住啊

570
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:46,080
千萬別告訴阿健

571
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:47,720
免得他影響明天的比賽

572
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:49,480
各位好

573
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:52,320
校長怎麼罰你們

574
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:55,120
罰你們個個不准說話啊

575
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:58,440
好笑嗎

576
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:01,360
幹什麼嘛 傻了

577
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:03,400
都好像父仇沒報是的

578
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:07,000
沒事哦

579
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:08,240
是啊

580
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:10,520
歐陽老師 原來他

581
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:12,800
你嘴上有顆飯粒

582
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:14,280
別弄了

583
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,480
原來啊他呀

584
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:23,800
他 他承擔責任和校長翻了臉了

585
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:27,960
原來你們覺得過意不去是不是

586
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,160
不要這個樣子嘛 他不會怪你們的

587
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:33,320
是啊 他不會怪我們的

588
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:34,840
不說我們

589
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:36,200
是啊

590
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,040
我們到那邊坐

591
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:51,640
阿玲啊 上次我在醫院說話太撅了

592
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:53,320
你不要怪我哦

593
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:54,960
沒關係我明白

594
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:58,800
明天的拳賽你來不來看

595
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:03,560
對不起我明天有點事不能來

596
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:05,160
沒關係

597
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:07,480
我要去廁所

598
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:12,920
阿玲啊 為什麼明天不去捧場啊

599
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,280
我不想給他壓力呀

600
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:17,640
我看我不去他會輕鬆一點

601
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:25,640
阿寶 阿寶 阿寶

602
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,240
約了我自己卻沒有來

603
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,120
太上老君急急如律令

604
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:39,000
阿寶

605
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:40,520
喂 你幹什麼 阿寶

606
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:42,760
你被我的招魂扣鎖住了

607
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:43,960
加上這道安鬼符

608
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:45,280
你走不了了

609
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:51,520
怎麼回事啊

610
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:52,920
我跟你說過了

611
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,760
第一你的手指沒有打結

612
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:56,640
第二你的符寫錯了字

613
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:58,360
叫你好好念書的嘛

614
00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:01,160
真是沒有志氣

615
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:02,440
這是天意

616
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:03,880
這次我一定要走了

617
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:05,800
我不讓你走

618
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:07,280
我真的不讓你走

619
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,000
不要小孩子脾氣嘛

620
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:11,480
我不會讓你走的 你走了我怎麼辦

621
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,680
你還有個姐姐呢 阿健他們呢

622
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:16,200
他們都不是我的朋友

623
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:17,600
你不可以走啊

624
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:18,920
千萬不可以走啊

625
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:20,920
你不可以走啊知不知道

626
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:23,240
天意難違啊

627
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:24,680
人定勝天啊

628
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:26,960
但是我不是人啦

629
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:31,960
阿寶

630
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:35,880
這樣吧我投胎做你的兒子好不好

631
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:39,240
不幹 你長得這麼醜我怎麼會生你呀

632
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:41,400
那做你女兒了

633
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:43,560
更糟糕 肯定嫁不出去

634
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:45,040
我不要

635
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:48,200
你到底想要我投胎做什麼呀

636
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:50,640
還得做我的老師

637
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:55,480
等我投胎做老師 你早已經畢業了

638
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:00,600
老兄 借你的身體用了這麼久

639
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:02,360
真是不好意思 不好意思

640
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:04,480
今天晚上開始呢

641
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,280
我就還給你呀

642
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,600
完璧歸趙 完整無缺

643
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:10,960
你檢查一下好不好啊

644
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:12,200
謝謝 謝謝 謝謝

645
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:13,480
時間到了

646
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:15,960
誰  阿成

647
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:18,280
阿頌 你怎麼來了

648
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:21,680
我啊 看你那麼長時間沒來看我

649
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:23,160
經過這兒來看看你

650
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,640
真是 你不記得那天的事了

651
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:27,160
那天 哪天

652
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:28,840
那沒什麼 沒什麼

653
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:31,760
你看你呀

654
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:33,800
忙得整個人都發呆了

655
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,400
小心啦 這樣會生病的

656
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,080
可以看場戲輕鬆一下

657
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:40,640
看戲

658
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:43,960
不行不行 我約了學生有點事

659
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:45,720
那就算了

660
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:48,560
不過我租了錄影帶叫做最後一夜

661
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:50,040
打算和你一起看的

662
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:51,840
是嗎 最後一夜

663
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,280
沒關係下次看也可以

664
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,360
沒有下一次了

665
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:58,120
你說什麼

666
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:02,320
我的意思是何必要等下一次呢

667
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:03,960
就現在 現在

668
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:23,280
怎麼樣怎麼樣

669
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:24,560
快點說啊怎麼樣

670
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:26,360
沒人聽啊 我看他出去了

671
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:28,280
糟了 下麵就到阿健了

672
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:29,520
是啊

673
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,800
阿健沒老師幫他不被人打死也殘廢啊

674
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:34,520
那就變癡呆了

675
00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:36,440
癡什麼呆啊

676
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:38,080
植物人嘛

677
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:41,920
不行不行不能進去

678
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,520
沒有通行證不能進

679
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,080
你要錢就給錢 這樣好了

680
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:48,360
你幫我們進去叫崔文健他出來

681
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:52,560
健哥 健哥

682
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,400
怎麼這麼早就來了

683
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:55,600
你千萬不要出賽呀

684
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:56,920
我找不到林世榮

685
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,800
神經我又不是和他比賽

686
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:00,120
他來不來跟我有什麼關係

687
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:01,400
不是你不能出賽

688
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:02,840
你還沒練成無影腳呀

689
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:04,880
上次是他暗中幫你你知不知道啊

690
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:06,120
是啊

691
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:07,560
還不出去 再不出去我不客氣了

692
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,800
別出賽 棄權啦 棄權啦

693
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:11,080
別出賽

694
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:15,520
阿健 我為了這場拳賽練了很久了

695
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:17,000
你不要棄權呀

696
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:18,560
不然就太沒意思了

697
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:21,640
神經病

698
00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:22,920
我沒有說棄權

699
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:25,280
上次我一時失手

700
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:27,600
這一次你不一定贏的

701
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:29,440
這我很同意

702
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:30,920
我會全力以赴

703
00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:32,520
毫不留情的

704
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:34,080
你小心點啊

705
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:36,040
郭汝大 崔文健你們出賽

706
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:50,440
太慘了 演這樣的戲那有這樣的事情

707
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:56,000
生離死別做人做鬼都會有啊

708
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:04,760
我要走了

709
00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:07,040
晚上七點鐘來學校找我

710
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:08,520
我有事要跟你說

711
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:10,720
拜拜

712
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:30,640
哇 他好壯啊

713
00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:31,880
就是

714
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:34,120
男哥 我真的擔心阿健啦

715
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:35,560
擔心也沒用啊

716
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:39,520
別打了

717
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:41,520
棄權吧

718
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:43,760
健哥棄權吧

719
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:47,320
別打了 別打了

720
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:48,800
阿健算了吧

721
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:52,200
準備好 開始了

722
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:53,760
開始

723
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,200
小心啊 阿健

724
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:07,480
不要打了

725
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:19,920
別打了

726
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,480
不要打了

727
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:24,160
別打了

728
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:27,240
別打了

729
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:39,280
一二三四

730
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:11,360
阿健

731
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:13,000
讓我進去啊

732
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:14,560
阿健 阿健

733
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:16,120
不要起來 不要起來

734
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:17,800
阿健你看誰來了

735
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:18,960
是不是柴詠啊

736
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,440
不是 是玲姐呀

737
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:21,680
你看

738
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:23,960
阿健 起來呀 阿健  一 二

739
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:25,360
阿健  三

740
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:29,280
四 五 六

741
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:33,200
來來快點 休息下休息下

742
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:39,080
阿健你沒事吧

743
00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:40,920
怎麼樣啊

744
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:47,000
我我在做夢吧

745
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:49,200
假如你不贏我以後都不理你了

746
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:03,040
第二回合開始

747
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:08,800
開始

748
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,040
無影腳

749
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,480
我贏了贏了贏了

750
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:34,000
阿健

751
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,160
你來了

752
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:52,840
剛才你那腳真棒啊

753
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:56,480
老弟

754
00:39:57,920 --> 00:39:59,200
你真行

755
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:02,440
我們下次再比

756
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:04,960
隨時奉陪

757
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,200
來來 喝喝喝 乾杯

758
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:10,680
阿玲你今天怎麼來了

759
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,360
你真是多餘呀 白癡

760
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:15,880
我多餘呀  早就知道了

761
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:19,640
阿寶你幹什麼呀

762
00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:21,160
我贏了你怎麼回事啊

763
00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:22,960
林世榮真的要走啊

764
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:24,400
他剛才幫你來晚了

765
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:26,120
但是投胎就不能遲

766
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,080
投胎 投胎

767
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:29,280
到底誰是林世榮啊

768
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:30,320
你們的說什麼呀

769
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:31,680
他現在在哪兒

770
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:32,840
他現在回學校了

771
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:34,760
七點鐘就開始做超度法事了

772
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:35,880
你們快點想點辦法啊

773
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:37,080
留下他

774
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:38,600
那馬上 馬上回學校

775
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,360
回學校 快點快點

776
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:42,000
什麼叫做超度啊

777
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:43,520
邊走邊說吧 快點快點

778
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:44,920
快快快快走走

779
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:46,600
其實是這樣啊

780
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:15,880
還有兩分鐘 休息一下

781
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:27,000
朋友吸煙危害健康 小心身體呀

782
00:41:27,720 --> 00:41:28,960
說的也是

783
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:35,440
說老實話啊

784
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:38,040
我做天師這麼多年

785
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:41,560
跟鬼這樣心平氣和說話還是頭一次

786
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:43,800
那你不介意的話

787
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:45,120
可以多說兩三次

788
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:46,600
你是不是想臨時變卦

789
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:51,000
我真是有點捨不得學生

790
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:53,640
放心吧 你的為人不錯

791
00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:55,240
我會幫你照顧學生的

792
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:59,280
協成 協成

793
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:01,680
千萬不要上前半步

794
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:02,880
我已經做了法了

795
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:04,880
現在一有差錯他就永遠不能超生

796
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:06,920
協成 協成

797
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:13,760
協成 協成 協成你怎麼不理我

798
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:16,440
你又不是叫我的名字

799
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:18,240
我的名字叫作林世榮

800
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:20,440
不可能的

801
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:23,480
對不起 我騙了你很久

802
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:25,120
不要再說了 時辰到

803
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:26,640
你想怎麼樣

804
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:28,400
塵歸塵土歸土

805
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:30,000
我不過想送他一程

806
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:31,160
不行啊

807
00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:33,720
人鬼殊途 天命難違啊

808
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:40,120
阿成不是 世榮你帶我走吧

809
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:42,360
我只能一個人走

810
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:44,840
對不起 時辰到了

811
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:46,200
開始

812
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:59,600
林世榮我送你一程

813
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:01,680
希望你順風順水 功德無量

814
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:06,760
再見了

815
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:12,520
老師

816
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:17,000
世榮 世榮

817
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:18,600
林世榮

818
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,560
你說你要教我無影腳的

819
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:21,920
你醒一醒啊

820
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:25,280
喂 他在那邊啊

821
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:28,040
師傅

822
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:32,880
世榮

823
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:34,720
各位同學

824
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:38,120
你們和林世榮已經達到了心靈合一的境界

825
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:41,360
你們能看著他離開就已經是你們的福氣了

826
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:43,280
不要太難過

827
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:45,120
師傅

828
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:48,640
阿健 我看你踢的那一腳相當精彩

829
00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:49,880
好好的練啊

830
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:54,600
老師 你以後還回不回來啊

831
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:57,120
你們一個個哭什麼呢

832
00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:59,120
我找一個好人家投胎

833
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:00,720
比現在不是更好嗎

834
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:03,240
你們應該替我高興啊

835
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:07,320
你當然高興了把我扔下

836
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:10,840
阿寶 我們會有一天見面的

837
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:13,200
壞蛋 你還咒我死

838
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:14,520
我不讓你走啊

839
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,360
阿寶 你不要這樣了

840
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:25,960
叫你不要這樣嘛

841
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:27,800
你才不要這樣

842
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:29,880
你踩著我的腳好痛啊