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人死不能複生我們要節哀順變

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林世榮 這九隻白玫瑰是我們送給你的

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你收下吧

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你們真是沒人性啊 馬上就瘋起來了

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等我啊

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太過份了知道人家腿短

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騎的那麼快 等我

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快點快點快點

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你喝什麼

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隨便

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說老實話呢

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還有什麼活動可以原班人馬一起玩的呢

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拍電影續集啊原班人馬

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沒有看見人家兩個人嗎

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阿健不用管我們了

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你們自己活動好了

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我無所謂啊 你們決定了好不好

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是啊 我也無所謂啊

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不行啊 你們是不是想妨礙人家呢

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不想 不想 不想

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那怎麼樣呢

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那就那就

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那就散夥了

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散夥啦 走了走了

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別拽我 拽我幹什麼

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綠燈閃了 快點過啊

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你們幹什麼呢

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我們在小便

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你也是小便

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風很大

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你冷不冷啊

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給我看看嘛

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擠什麼擠

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去去去

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看看嘛

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你擠什麼

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放開 放開

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你搶電話你先打吧

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打電話

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你打電話問功課呀

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街上很多人啊

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今天風又大 我們是好人

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你打 你打 我們問功課

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他先打 對不起

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你們打

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拜拜

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我看他們不會跟到這兒來吧

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沒用的

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就是他們真的跟來了

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我們不那個 他們不會出現的

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什麼呀

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那個啊

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誰知道你說什麼

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乾脆我們玩這個

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不那個了

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最好了 我先玩

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哇這個好玩

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我這個

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哇我贏了

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不好玩

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出來 全都出來

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我說了太響了嘛

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順風啊 傻瓜

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還有死小寶呢

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我在這兒

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純純呢

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阿男呢

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你姐姐呢  連坤呢

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柴詠呢  星爺呢

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叫他們不要再跟著我們了

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不打電話查清楚他們

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肯定跟著我們走遍港九新界百萬行

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算了就當減肥了

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走啊

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我本來打算看電影的

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現在都沒有時間了

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阿玲啊

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糟了 七點鐘了

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不行我要回去了

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通勝沒說七點不可以那個的

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不是啊人叔七點半打電話給我

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我要回宿舍了

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如果他疼你找不到你呢 還會再打給你的

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假如你想親我 親那兒都一樣啊

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七點半了快走啊

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是不是一定要打給她

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好我就偏不打讓你著急一下

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老是自言自語的

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不到八點就回來了 惹她生氣了

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女人呢是要哄的

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不會 我來教你吧

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讓我哄她

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難道等她上門來求你啊

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阿健啊 你不是我

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阿健

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還是蠻像我的

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好我現在去廁所 看你的了

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三分鐘之後回來

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阿玲啊 失陪一下我去洗手間

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你找我有事嗎

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都怪我不好

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剛才我在公園真有點後悔啊

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知道就好了

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下次別這樣

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誰知道有沒有下次

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有這麼嚴重啊

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當然嚴重了

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人叔到現在都沒有給我打電話啊

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可能是嫌我回來太晚了

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以後不會打了

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什麼

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這麼晚來找我就是為了人叔

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我還以為

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以為什麼

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以為你後悔早走沒說陪陪我呢

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你還說呢

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假如不是你剛才拉著我說話晚了五分鐘

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五分鐘可能發生好多事的

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以後可不行啊

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我們下次出去玩呢還是早點回來

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你要來這兒教書

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行不行啊

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有問題嗎

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這張呢就是黃山道觀的畢業證書

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這張呢就是張天師奇名命理的旁聽文憑

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還有這張就是五行山清虛道觀的旁聽文憑

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還有

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我曾經在中國的航太研究院幫助搞過研究

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這張相片就是我跟老鄧一起

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我這兒是培養人進大學的

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不是培養抓鬼的 道長

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你走吧

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你聽我說校長

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我在香港也讀過大學的

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加上我精通天文術數

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條件也不差

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財政預算不請人的

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那以前阿林

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以前歐陽協成的位置不是空著的嗎

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你想想啊

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要是有我幫你你就不會這麼辛苦了

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那個歐陽協成嘛什麼事情都要幹的

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沒問題

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有時候還要買菜的

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沒問題

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通廁所清管道

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沒問題

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換光管 游泳渠 種花  沒問題

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剪草 洗衣

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誰讓我答應那個死鬼照顧那班學生呢

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沒問題

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成交 馬上上班

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馬上上班

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早點深入瞭解嘛

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還有啊

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晚上有時候也要工作的

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晚上還要教書嘛

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有時候要打打字的嘛

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起立

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老師 早上好

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同學們 早上好

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各位同學

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自我介紹一下

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我是你們新的班主任以及你們的訓導主任

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我名字叫李學仁

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是誰扔的

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杏仁 打人 杏仁打死這壞人

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你到底想幹什麼

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什麼態度

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罰錢咯

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拜 拜

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各位同學我們繼續上課

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有誰做散工像你這麼高興的

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知道了 你現在有了阿玲就眉飛色舞了

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下個禮拜生日 約了你啊

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喂喂 阿玲和我第一個生日啊

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有你們在場不太方便的

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行了

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喂 幾點

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到時間了 幫我脫 快快快

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快點

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好了好了行了行了

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約了阿玲了 快快快點

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脫不了  你怎麼搞的

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拉不下來

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算了 算了 算了

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算了 走開

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不就是女人嘛

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對不起

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阿男說女人喜歡帶寵物上街的

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走吧

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我這個樣子

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怕什麼 你怕裏面有狼吃掉你這個羊啊

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走吧

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在那邊過去呀

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快點呀

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你說買毛衣做生日禮物送人好不好

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隨便看啊

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你說送給人家做生日禮物

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買大衣好還是羊毛衫好啊

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羊毛衫啦我們剛剛到了新貨

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或者到這邊看看好不好

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好哇 過來

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這是最新式的了

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我看看

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顏色好像太一般了

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是啊是啊是啊

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一般啊 看看這種吧

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這種顏色也是今年最新的

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好不好看

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好看

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好貴啊

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這是名牌貨啊

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名牌沒用的

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要穿起來暖和才行的嘛

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一般的人來說呢

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是不需要毛太多的

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是不是純羊毛的

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是啊

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那就要看是那種羊了那種毛了

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你們同鄉的好點啊

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請你給我包起來吧

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好

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這個人當我是羊羔了

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你穿這種衣服人家才會這麼想的

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我買來送禮的

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我知道你的心意就行了

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難道你想幫我說給人叔聽呀

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人叔  是呀

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真巧啊原來他和你呢是同一天生日

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那我

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你的呢我以後再買給你啊

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我怕人叔說我亂花錢

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你知道我的心意就行了

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是啊是啊是啊

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好了我們走吧

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我趕著去寄郵包

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這個時候你應該在宿舍裏復習

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這是教師宿舍做學生的

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不應該隨便闖進來你知道嗎

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拿教師的名來壓我

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算了 復習去吧

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膽小鬼

244
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你知趣點 我已經容忍你了

245
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你別得寸進尺

246
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,640
那是膽小鬼嘛 怕一個學生

247
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:52,160
那怎麼當老師啊

248
00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:53,320
你知道我是幹那行的

249
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,680
騙神騙鬼咯

250
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:57,240
鬼我都敢抓我還怕你這個學生嗎

251
00:19:58,120 --> 00:19:59,880
你全靠騙神騙鬼嘛

252
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:01,160
你當你靠自己呀

253
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:02,520
我靠真本事

254
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,080
不像有些學生

255
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,600
整天只知道搗亂

256
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:06,920
好好好

257
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,160
我和你打賭

258
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,160
我輸了呢

259
00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:10,960
以後不來搗亂 好不好

260
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,040
我不賭

261
00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:15,960
那還不是一個膽小鬼

262
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:22,160
要是我輸了怎麼樣呢

263
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,440
把衣服鞋都脫了十五分鐘

264
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,840
從外到裏

265
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:30,240
在這兒脫

266
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:32,080
除了你房間

267
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,400
那兒都行

268
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好哇

269
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,040
跟你賭

270
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真的啊

271
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:39,440
玩法很簡單

272
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:42,160
大家不准脫鞋但是呢能把襪子拉出來

273
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,440
行嗎

274
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,440
根本就不可能

275
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:53,840
怎麼不可能呢

276
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,160
那你棄權認輸了是吧

277
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,520
你先拉

278
00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,160
你看著啊

279
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:06,840
你早有預謀

280
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,120
不要耍賴啊

281
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,640
我餓了

282
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:12,480
快脫啊 願賭服輸啊

283
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:14,400
快點

284
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廁所見

285
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:19,240
還有啊

286
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:20,960
脫著呢

287
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:22,320
快點 這麼久

288
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,360
快點

289
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:34,080
喂喂快點脫啊

290
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:41,760
全脫光了沒有

291
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:43,600
好了  還有啊

292
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:46,440
喂 要出來啦

293
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:47,840
行行行

294
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:49,040
出來啊

295
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,200
快點

296
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,680
校長

297
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:07,240
你太過分了

298
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,040
我們是高尚學府

299
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:11,480
你知書識禮 居然這樣整老師

300
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:17,400
你這次這樣實在太不像話了

301
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:18,880
你想過人家的感受嗎

302
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:20,480
你沒有吧

303
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,880
什麼 真是混賬

304
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:24,800
你越來越目無尊長了

305
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,320
不重罰你都不行啊

306
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,120
校長

307
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,240
不要罰了 志寶知道錯了

308
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:32,560
算了

309
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:33,840
不行

310
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:46,160
健身 阿洛舒華士力加

311
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:48,640
你少管閒事

312
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,400
又是你

313
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:52,920
走了 傻瓜

314
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:54,960
上課吧你

315
00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:57,640
怎麼回事啊

316
00:22:57,720 --> 00:22:59,000
上課吧傻瓜

317
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,200
快去吧

318
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:01,520
真傻

319
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:05,840
上課去吧

320
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:07,360
你走開啊

321
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,720
貓哭老鼠 假慈悲

322
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,520
我這樣了你高興了

323
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:14,480
你怎麼老是這個態度呢

324
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,800
我們能不能開誠佈公的談一談

325
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,280
喂 我現在搞成這樣

326
00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:20,840
你還說這麼多幹什麼

327
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:22,640
林世榮他又不是人

328
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:24,080
你也不是人

329
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:27,120
你對我這麼大的成見

330
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,520
你害了我最好的朋友

331
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,120
我永遠也不會原諒你的

332
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,720
你知道林世榮不是人

333
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,280
他現在要轉世投胎了

334
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:38,960
要是他錯過這個機會

335
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:41,000
他永遠不能超生不能做人你知不知道

336
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,680
我是幫他去做他應該做的

337
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:45,480
要是你是他的朋友

338
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:46,760
就應該高興

339
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,200
總之你害了我最好的朋友

340
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:50,600
我永遠也不會原諒你的

341
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,640
走啊 走

342
00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:15,400
人叔 人叔你自己就是人叔

343
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,960
喂 阿健你發什麼脾氣

344
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:23,440
毛衣很漂亮

345
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:25,280
名牌的

346
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,440
穿著毛衣睡覺

347
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:31,960
你浪費點吧

348
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:34,440
浪費什麼

349
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:35,960
反正也不能穿出去

350
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:39,720
你幹什麼 發神經

351
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:48,880
你鬼上身啊

352
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,920
睡你的覺吧 小心上你的身

353
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,280
林世榮你在下邊好嗎

354
00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:12,040
你走了以後我覺得好悶啦

355
00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:13,280
沒人陪我玩

356
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:16,120
好悶啦

357
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:19,920
我來上香給林世榮是正經事

358
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,440
你們不願意可以不陪我來

359
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:38,080
阿寶 你看你這個樣子

360
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:40,560
你不要這樣 好不好

361
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,400
覺都沒得睡了

362
00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:44,760
麻煩你 不好意思

363
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:47,560
拜拜拜拜 不要客氣

364
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:49,680
你會招魂請鬼呀

365
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:51,840
我八姑是出了名的

366
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:53,280
進來吧

367
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:56,800
放手呀

368
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,720
不行 喂別去

369
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,280
你們走吧

370
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:02,520
進來吧 坐坐坐

371
00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:04,960
這兒的氣氛挺真的

372
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:06,320
很大的煙啦

373
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:09,560
喂 你放好不要動

374
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:10,800
八姑啊

375
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:12,320
你真是會招魂啦

376
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:14,040
是不是招誰都行呀

377
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:17,920
是呀 只不過只能問三個問題

378
00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:20,600
那兒有這種規矩

379
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,120
你別騙我們學生

380
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:25,440
記者招待會也限時間的

381
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:27,040
你說是鬼魂你當他有時間呀

382
00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:28,320
鬼魂怎麼有時間

383
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,040
男哥 吵什麼

384
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:32,320
算了 三個 三個好了

385
00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:34,560
我給錢

386
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:36,560
一百塊三題

387
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:38,280
你找的人叫什麼

388
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:41,320
他叫林世榮 我叫郭志寶

389
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:55,160
焚香一拜請

390
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:59,480
請玉皇大帝

391
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:03,800
焚香二拜請

392
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:08,520
請煙玄皇帝

393
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:12,480
焚香三拜請

394
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:16,720
請十殿閻君大帝

395
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:27,240
我感謝元閻君任我們苦行人

396
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:35,560
要謝謝黑白無常來引路

397
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:42,920
帶我去見亡魂林世榮

398
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:53,720
你們幹什麼

399
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:00,320
是誰找我上來的

400
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:01,920
世榮啊我我我

401
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:03,280
是我林世榮我我

402
00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:04,600
幹什麼你你你

403
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:07,760
我就是林世榮

404
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,240
不可能的 你怎麼像林世榮呢

405
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:11,320
是啊

406
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:14,200
我就是林世榮

407
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:15,640
你聽清楚啊

408
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:18,560
是林世榮 可不是張國榮啊

409
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,800
我跟你說了我是林世榮

410
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:25,880
你們問夠了沒有啊

411
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:27,760
問來問去 你們到底信不信

412
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:30,960
那你問吧 你問吧

413
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:36,840
林世榮 林世榮我是志寶啊

414
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:38,680
我好想你呀

415
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,360
林世榮你聽見沒有哇我想你啊

416
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:42,640
林世榮

417
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:44,800
我都不認識你們你找我幹什麼

418
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:47,400
下一位

419
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:49,080
起壇起壇

420
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:09,800
起壇

421
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:12,800
焚香一拜請 焚香二拜請

422
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:14,640
焚香三拜請

423
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:18,440
今有弟子郭志寶有請亡人林世榮

424
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,200
誰找我啊

425
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:29,360
沒有人啦

426
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:33,200
跟我開玩笑啊

427
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:44,000
不行呀

428
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,520
不行 再看看

429
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:53,160
對不起

430
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:56,360
沒關係我來的早嘛應該是我對不起

431
00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:59,080
怎麼突然對我這麼好

432
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,040
我向來都對你好的了

433
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:02,800
我收到人叔的信了

434
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:04,960
他叫我要對你好一點

435
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:07,360
他怎麼知道這些事

436
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:09,920
不知道 不過人叔聰明啊

437
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,400
很多事他都知道

438
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,440
他真是不簡單啊

439
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,480
他還叫我呢對你要體貼一點

440
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:18,840
溫柔一點 還要熱情一點

441
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:21,320
他真的善解人意

442
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:25,400
阿玲啊 你陪我去廁所吧

443
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:28,160
去廁所

444
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,080
體貼一點嘛

445
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,120
熱情一點

446
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:44,040
甜不甜呀  甜

447
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,000
松不鬆脆呀  鬆脆

448
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:48,720
人叔呢叫我多燉點湯給你喝

449
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:50,320
不過我不會燉湯

450
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,080
我想吃巧克力也一樣啊

451
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:53,760
又是人叔

452
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:57,400
你是和我崔文健戀愛不是人叔你明白嗎

453
00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:00,080
是 我以後不會的了

454
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:01,920
真的

455
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:05,080
人叔叫我對你要千依百順

456
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,320
你心裏面只有人叔

457
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:11,360
好了 你既然這麼喜歡那個人叔

458
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,040
那我也不瞞你了

459
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,080
其實

460
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:16,440
其實什麼

461
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:20,160
其實我

462
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:23,280
我

463
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:27,200
你胃氣脹啊

464
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:29,880
都怪我不好給你吃這麼多巧克力

465
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:32,120
人叔叫我注意你的飲食啊

466
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:33,400
你現在怎麼樣

467
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:36,880
老是人叔 我就是人叔

468
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,280
你說什麼

469
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:40,880
我就是人叔

470
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:42,320
你是人叔

471
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:43,520
沒錯

472
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:46,320
你是人叔

473
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:50,080
我真的是人叔你相信我把

474
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,640
你別笑了 其實我說笑的

475
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:00,960
我不是人叔

476
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:02,920
我知道你不是人叔

477
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:04,480
不過下次別這樣了

478
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:05,840
人叔沒吩咐我

479
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:08,080
讓你拿他的名字開玩笑

480
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:10,560
走走走了

481
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:19,680
說也不相信

482
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:22,000
不說又不服氣

483
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:23,840
喂你幹什麼呀

484
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:26,360
最近老是自言自語

485
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:28,120
這些事你不明白的

486
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:31,760
怎麼了

487
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:33,120
停電了

488
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:34,760
有什麼不明白

489
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:36,000
拿電筒 出來吧

490
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,600
照路啊 你照我幹什麼

491
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:42,680
看看看  小心啊

492
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,600
阿健 阿健

493
00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:00,240
不行啊 幫幫忙幫幫忙關掉關掉

494
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:01,600
等一下再開

495
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,120
幸虧沒誰看見

496
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:06,800
阿玲 你怎麼來的

497
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,080
喂 幹什麼  怎麼回事

498
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:10,800
阿健 你幹什麼

499
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:14,560
怎麼我送給人叔的毛衣在你這啊

500
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:24,400
怎麼我送給人叔的小熊也在你這啊

501
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:30,040
還有襯衣啊 泳褲啊

502
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:33,720
還有手錶 怎麼全部都在你這啊

503
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:36,960
那條是泳褲啊

504
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:38,280
我還以為是

505
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:41,200
你說啊 你到底是不是人叔

506
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:42,520
說啊

507
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:44,400
阿玲

508
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,440
其實我不想騙你這麼久的

509
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:50,480
騙了我十年還說不久

510
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:52,760
你幹什麼要裝人叔

511
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:55,120
你根本是有企圖的

512
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:06,800
崔文健以後我不會再相信你了

513
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:08,880
阿玲 你聽我說

514
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,440
你還有什麼話好說

515
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:12,560
你都寫了十幾年的信騙我了

516
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:13,920
不是啊

517
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:16,400
我 我說騙你那主要是

518
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:18,840
因為我嫉妒人叔

519
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:20,200
所以我就學他

520
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:22,240
學他

521
00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:23,920
是啊

522
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:27,320
上次看見你買毛衣給他又不送給我

523
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:29,520
我一生氣就自己買了

524
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:32,960
可是我又怕你說我小氣 所以

525
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,880
好哇 就不算毛衣了

526
00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:38,960
這些襯衣泳褲啊還有表和筆

527
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:40,120
又怎麼說啊

528
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:41,480
你沒有看見我買啊

529
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:48,240
這些男人都都都差不多的嘛

530
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,360
你那兒有這麼多錢買啊

531
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,360
人家送的

532
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:56,080
阿星 阿男 阿坤他們

533
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:57,840
你知道他們有點錢

534
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:01,880
那人家總不會送這個小熊給你

535
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:04,880
小熊呀

536
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:06,280
是個秘密

537
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:08,480
阿男天天要抱著它睡的

538
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:09,760
他怕人家笑他

539
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:11,200
所以藏在盒子裏

540
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,560
你們幾個在這幹什麼

541
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:19,480
不行 我一定要問清楚

542
00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:21,880
高老師

543
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:23,200
高老師

544
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:25,680
汪家玲怎麼這麼晚在男生宿舍啊

545
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:27,520
快點跟我下去

546
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:28,960
不害臊

547
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:30,880
你們也是的 快點睡覺

548
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,400
走

549
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:36,240
崔文健

550
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:37,960
阿健

551
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:39,440
幹什麼

552
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:40,680
還裝什麼

553
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,160
這是我給你買的泳褲嗎

554
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:45,520
是我送的襯衣嗎

555
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,520
我抱著小熊睡覺啊

556
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:51,080
說呀

557
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:19,160
早呀  早

558
00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:20,640
真努力啊

559
00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:23,120
下個月全港十九區武術比賽

560
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:24,320
不努力怎麼行

561
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:26,160
我會支持你的人叔

562
00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:37,120
人叔這個位置沒人坐啊

563
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,800
沒有 沒人坐

564
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:50,920
怎麼了 今天你值日啊

565
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:53,360
對 不是我  就是

566
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:54,800
阿健啊  是啊

567
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,560
阿健 今天你值日啊

568
00:36:58,720 --> 00:36:59,960
人叔小心啊

569
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,200
我憋不住了

570
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:08,880
你本來就是人叔

571
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:11,520
我知道但是我不能告訴她

572
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:14,280
那你就不要跟她說你是人叔了

573
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,480
我知道 她老是突然問我

574
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:18,480
我怕萬一不小心說出來呢

575
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:21,040
那你乾脆就別作人叔了 什麼都好辦

576
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:23,560
我知道 但是有人養阿玲啊

577
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:24,920
那你就娶她吧

578
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,440
我知道 但是她以前說過

579
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:28,800
假如沒人叔作證婚人不會嫁

580
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:30,000
自作自受啊

581
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:31,320
你不造一個人叔出來

582
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:32,600
什麼事都沒有了

583
00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:36,960
大哥 我以前小

584
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:38,480
我不會想

585
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:41,440
你到底煩什麼呀

586
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:42,880
我有辦法

587
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:44,760
你

588
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:55,040
是啊 你下個禮拜真的飛過來看我啊

589
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:01,680
我等你啊 拜拜

590
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,520
根本是不用相干

591
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:25,800
但是為了要寄居在這個城市

592
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:28,960
這兩樣風馬牛不相干的物質會組合在一起

593
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:30,200
到陽壽一盡

594
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:31,720
他們就會分開

595
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:33,240
軀體就會腐爛

596
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:36,160
而他的魂魄就會回到陰曹地府

597
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,560
那我們可不可以招他的魂魄上來呢

598
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:40,120
可以

599
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:41,920
一般來說叫問米

600
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:44,160
但魂魄只能夠暫時停留

601
00:38:44,240 --> 00:38:45,880
想時間長一點呢

602
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:47,480
就要用招魂術

603
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:50,800
你說時間長一點

604
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:52,240
到底要多長時間

605
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:54,160
假如法術高的

606
00:38:54,240 --> 00:38:55,440
可以永遠

607
00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:57,720
也就是俗話說的借屍還魂

608
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:00,240
我相信我們的觀眾很有興趣知道

609
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:01,840
你說從那學來的

610
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:05,280
我自己有一套祖傳的招魂大法

611
00:39:06,240 --> 00:39:08,720
而我在十年前也寫過一本書

612
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,200
但是我不想公開

613
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:14,440
要是法術不高

614
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:16,120
就很容易招錯魂

615
00:39:16,720 --> 00:39:18,080
那就不得了了

616
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:36,120
這個傢伙這麼快就回來了

617
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:39,120
你進我的房間幹什麼

618
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,160
吃飽飯 隨便轉轉

619
00:39:41,240 --> 00:39:42,560
布個陷阱給你踩

620
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:47,920
不敢進去呢就睡在這

621
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,800
我借個睡袋給你 我有兩個

622
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:53,680
我李學仁字典裏面從來就沒有怕字

623
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:57,240
好 不要說我不先通知你啊

624
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:58,880
拜拜

625
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,080
真的丟人了

626
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:37,840
好

627
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:21,920
為了證明我不是人叔

628
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,360
所以我一定要陪你來

629
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:24,960
你當然不是人叔了

630
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:26,600
人叔等一下就來了

631
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:27,840
糟糕 怎麼還不來啊

632
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:29,200
是不是約錯地方了

633
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,480
我們現在早了半個鐘頭啊

634
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:32,640
你不要心急

635
00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:34,560
他說他穿一套西裝

636
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:35,960
手裏拿著一束紅玫瑰

637
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:37,120
你快點幫我看看

638
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:38,480
你說了好多次了

639
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:39,840
緊張過度

640
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,280
是他啊 人叔啊

641
00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:58,680
你快點出去啊

642
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:00,760
還沒看見臉呢 你先看清楚咯

643
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:08,880
人叔

644
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,400
阿玲 阿玲

645
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:13,600
你小心啊

646
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:15,600
人叔

647
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:17,680
放手啊  阿玲

648
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:25,880
小心過馬路

649
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:30,080
看著車啊  人叔中了槍啊

650
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:32,040
快點  又有車了

651
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:33,320
小心點

652
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:35,480
快點啊

653
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:38,800
等車過去再說吧  人叔

654
00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:44,680
人叔

655
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:46,040
行了 快追

656
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:49,720
人叔

657
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:51,760
別追了 計程車啊

658
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,160
快點坐計程車

659
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:56,720
好多血啊

660
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:58,080
上車 上車

661
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:04,640
大哥 快點開車

662
00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:06,080
幫我追前面那輛救護車

663
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:07,560
快點  快點啊

664
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,320
人叔 你不要死啊

665
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:21,760
大哥啊 你開快點哪

666
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:23,320
有人快要死了 大哥

667
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:25,400
司機大哥 幫幫忙開快點啊

668
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:26,960
開快點啊

669
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:28,160
已經最快了

670
00:43:28,240 --> 00:43:29,920
再快就要被抄牌了

671
00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:32,520
別著急

672
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:34,320
人叔