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你當然不是人叔了

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人叔等一會就來了

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糟了怎麼還沒到

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會不會找錯地方

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人叔

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阿玲 小心過馬路啊

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護士 救護車剛送來的傷者在那兒

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是不是中了十幾二十槍的那個

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是  是啊

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他已經進了殮房了

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殮房在那兒 我想見他最後一面

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你從這兒出去 接著往左拐

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再往右拐再往左拐就行了

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謝謝  謝謝

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我想約你出去 小姐你開個價吧

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請問中了十幾槍那個死者在那兒

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我想見他

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送去火化了

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謝謝 中了十幾槍的

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那個死者在那兒我想見他

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等等啊

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沒事的

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全部在這 你看看

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人叔  要不要簽收

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麻煩你簽收一下

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謝謝  不客氣

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別難過了我們回去吧

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阿玲

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別這樣了 這樣就不漂亮了

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看一眼 一眼也不讓我看就死了

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他以前很大方的

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這次怎麼這麼吝嗇

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看也不讓看就死了

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我想人叔他也很想見你的

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但是這是意外啊

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都是我不好

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要不是因為我他就不會來香港

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不來香港就不會死的這麼慘了

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是我害了他

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你別哭了

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我從小一個人孤零零的在孤兒院

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只有人叔疼我

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現在連他都死了以後再也沒有人疼我了

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怎麼會呢 還有我呢

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你知道嗎

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當我第一次見到你

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就覺得我們之間有一種很特別的感覺

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我自己難以形容

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總之很特別

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所以如果你讓我照顧你

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那將是我最大的福氣

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阿玲 我答應你

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我一定會盡最大的努力

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代替人叔來照顧你

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這個世界只剩下你對我最好了

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為了人叔這次的不幸

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我們致最深切的哀悼 阿門

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真棒

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幹一杯幹一杯

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來阿健 人叔已經死了

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你現在可以一個人獨霸阿玲了

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阿健 還有不必再吃自己的醋了

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對

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好了這次謝謝各位

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台前幕後的工作人員鼎力幫忙

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漂亮的話就不必須說了

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裝死呢你要給我的紅包

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早就準備好了 我還不瞭解你

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來 乾杯

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這喝酒好像不太痛快

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不如出去喝

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好好 好主意

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快點快點 走走

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開門 開門啦

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玲姐

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玲姐快開門

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什麼事了  什麼事啊

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我想到辦法救林世榮了

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死人還能救活啊

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別問了跟我上天臺

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你找了阿健沒有啊  是啊

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找過了 找不到他們啦

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不行了 時辰差不多了

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過了就不靈了 快走哇

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好好好

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我進去拿外套

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快點快點

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跟我來  在那兒啊

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小心點啊 大家小心點

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小心點

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快點快點  行了行了

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快點

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來啦 來啦來啦

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小寶 搞什麼鬼呀

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用這個來招魂啦

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你到底出自何經何典啦

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姐姐你不會明白的

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這個東西呢雖然不是來自何經何典

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靈就行了

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壞在不靈  是啊

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你聽我分析啊

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魂魄呢是由離子組合而成的

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當魂魄的腦電波集合的時候呢

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而腦電波加強的同時呢

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離子就會集合在一起

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到時候呢林世榮就會復活了

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招魂法呢就是這個道理

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這和微波爐有什麼關係啊

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是啊

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電壓相差不遠嘛

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微波爐更快

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說的倒容易啊 萬一不靈呢

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有兩個可能性

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要麼靈要麼不靈

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幾秒鐘之後就知道了

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等一等啊

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這張相片就是我和林世榮照的

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那我就用這張相片引他回來

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好 開始招魂

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我肚子餓

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不如用微波爐煮點東西吃吧

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好哇 有東西吃

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認真一點 你們光會吃

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開始招魂

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是林世榮啊

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林世榮啊

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他到樓下課室了

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是啊 是啊

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跟我來

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你們回來就好了

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我已經把林世榮的鬼魂招回來了

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是啊 是啊  你招魂

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是啊  不可能的

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真的  他現在在那兒

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你們找一找啊

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老師  豬肉榮

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老師 老師

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這這兒

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豬肉榮你回來了我想你啊

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全給我回宿舍

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死相 耍我們

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你耍我們

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不要多說

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回宿舍去 每人罰五百

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罰錢啦

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走

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歐陽協成

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不錯了

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你想怎麼樣

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我回來了

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我是真正的歐陽協成

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我這次回來

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我要主宰一切 包括你們

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不要怕 我們不會聽你的

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是啊 對啊

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以前聽我的 現在不聽

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怕什麼呀

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回房間吧

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走吧 走走走

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都給我記住啊 每人罰五百

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後天開校董會我想提出

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取消助學金和獎學金計畫

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你們也贊成吧

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校長我不贊成

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我認為清貧學生也應該有機會

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去求知識和讀書

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所以我認為助學金和獎學金的計畫

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不應該取消的

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對啊校長

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是啊 校長

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我認為能讀書的應該幫

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李老師說的對

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糟了 不得了了

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助學金很浪費

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個個都說要申請那來這麼多錢啦

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不是啊校長

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主任你回來了

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阿成你怎麼穿成這樣啊

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除了他 全都給我出去

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前輩我們

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全出去

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歐陽協成

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你現在人非人鬼非鬼

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我勸你還是早點回陰曹地府

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等投胎轉世去吧

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一般的天師是抓鬼不是勸鬼呀

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因為有兩個原因

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第一是跟鬼是好朋友

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第二是怕鬼

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怕

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好 你既然冥頑不靈

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我今天就要降魔服妖

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免你危害人間

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看劍

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雕蟲小技

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怎麼對付的了我呢

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我告訴你呀

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我這次來陽間有重要的事情要做

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不許任何人妨礙我

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包括你

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嘗嘗我的厲害武器

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我倒要試試你的厲害

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別讓我再看見你

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快點給我走

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怎麼弄成這麼亂

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是啊

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李老師呢

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李老師說不幹了

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怎麼會這樣

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給你省錢嘛 阿珠哦

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對呀對呀

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渾身是汗我要去洗個澡啊

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阿珠你陪我啊

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你們趕快把東西收拾好

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走吧

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洗個熱水澡

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為什麼會這樣

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快點收拾吧

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這這這怎麼搞的

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亂亂成這樣

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亂成這樣 真是的

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再亂也得收拾啊

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難道他們打架了

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我不知道

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別說了

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李老師上那兒去了了

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人呢 人當然是走了

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好久沒洗澡了 真是舒服

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阿成啊

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你不是死了嗎

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怎麼突然會活過來了

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你不明白啦

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你懷疑我

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不是

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我以前不應該那麼對你的

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對不起

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我以後再也不會讓那些學生

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破壞你和我的教學方式

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還有我們的感情

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真是守得雲開見月明

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將來你的就是我的

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我的就是你的

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是不是

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歡迎歡迎

245
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你看學生們對你多好啊

246
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:11,040
歡迎最好的老師

247
00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:12,560
歐陽協成

248
00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:17,080
歡迎最好的老師歐陽協成

249
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:21,120
歡迎最好的老師歐陽協成

250
00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,800
為什麼老不相信我們歐陽協成已經變了呢

251
00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:26,400
怎麼信呢 這麼複雜

252
00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:29,200
難道告訴他們林世榮上了歐陽協成的身

253
00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:30,200
然後變好了

254
00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:32,120
後來歐陽協成上了歐陽協成的身

255
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:33,280
又變回壞人了

256
00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:35,480
喂喂別說了 太複雜了

257
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,680
想起來真想砍他兩刀

258
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:38,920
給我一刀

259
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,000
你說真的

260
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:41,560
開玩笑的

261
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:42,960
你這傢伙

262
00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:47,040
真乖啊

263
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,960
課都不上來歡迎我

264
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:52,800
當然了 知道老師今天回來我們都很開心

265
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,760
你讀那班叫什麼名字

266
00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:56,280
7B班的

267
00:15:56,800 --> 00:16:00,000
好好 豈有此理

268
00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:02,720
你不上課 在我面前玩

269
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全給我聽著哦

270
00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:06,840
如果違反校規不上課

271
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就要罰款

272
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,880
阿成啊 他們是在歡迎你

273
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,240
你不用說

274
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:13,520
我是訓導主任

275
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:15,680
這件事由我來處理

276
00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:17,280
聽著

277
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,920
我對你們不會仁慈的

278
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:23,280
平常犯校規罰兩三百塊

279
00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:25,440
是教育不出一個好學生的

280
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:28,800
沒有拿花球的

281
00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:31,200
當翹課論 罰一千

282
00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:34,120
拿花球的

283
00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,880
除了當翹課論罰一千之外

284
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,400
還要多罰三百

285
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:39,840
為什麼

286
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:41,360
因為你們在學校之內玩玩具

287
00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:42,680
知道嗎

288
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,840
別過去啊 很危險的

289
00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:49,120
別過去 別去呀

290
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,440
歡迎老師

291
00:16:57,360 --> 00:17:01,120
我告訴你呀 你犯翹課罪罰一千

292
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,600
手拿花球

293
00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:03,840
罰三百

294
00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:06,520
另外遲到參加非法集會

295
00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:07,920
再罰兩百

296
00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:12,960
全都聽著啊

297
00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:14,600
全給我回去上課

298
00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:17,440
只怕他不是跟以前那樣

299
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:18,800
比以前更壞

300
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:21,560
那怎麼辦

301
00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:24,240
你們大家聽著

302
00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:26,720
今天不上課

303
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:29,840
跟我出去

304
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:31,480
他搞什麼鬼呀

305
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:32,880
我怎麼知道

306
00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:36,200
你很快就知道了

307
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:43,160
教室的 全都給我出來

308
00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:44,400
快點快點

309
00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:48,760
你們是

310
00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:50,440
我們來找兩個通渠的

311
00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:52,480
哦 通渠的啊

312
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:55,160
好 你們兩個跟他去通渠啊

313
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,120
我們 我們去通渠啊

314
00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,440
去不去

315
00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:01,120
不去不去

316
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:02,320
不去  不去不去

317
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,440
讓開

318
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:18,720
去不去

319
00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:20,440
說

320
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:21,960
我去我去  走

321
00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:23,360
請

322
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,000
去去快去

323
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,160
你們三個幹什麼  我們三缺一以

324
00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:30,560
三缺一是吧  是啊 是啊

325
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:31,800
行行行

326
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,640
你跟她們打牌  我不去

327
00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:37,120
去不去 去不去

328
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,040
快去 去 快去

329
00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:43,920
小安你需要什麼

330
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,160
想找個人談心啊

331
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:47,880
談心啊

332
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:49,680
不要吵

333
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,240
談心嘛

334
00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:52,600
有什麼吵的

335
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,880
你過來過來

336
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,160
過來過來 好了好了

337
00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:57,440
有什麼不要啊

338
00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:59,200
滿意嗎 滿意 滿意

339
00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:00,440
滿意就行了

340
00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:02,680
好好談啊  吵什麼不要吵

341
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,400
你有什麼需要啊

342
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:05,800
我們老大要找一些新面孔

343
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,080
新面孔我們這裏有啊

344
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,560
這個  不行啊老師

345
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:09,880
這個行

346
00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:13,440
帶走 帶走

347
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:17,320
新郎你有什麼需要啊

348
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,400
我想找個新娘

349
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:20,520
新娘 新娘還不容易嗎

350
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:21,720
我們這有的是

351
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:22,840
你喜歡那一位

352
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,360
不要不要不要

353
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:25,640
不要吵

354
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:27,040
你看 這個行不行

355
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,960
別哭 帶走帶走

356
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:32,800
沒事了沒事了

357
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:36,680
全都走了 都走了 沒事了沒事了

358
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:38,440
什麼沒事了

359
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,640
想得倒美啊 其餘的全跟我來

360
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,080
到那兒去啊  過來

361
00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:46,440
快走快走 走

362
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,200
請問幾位啊  三位

363
00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,760
三位請跟我來

364
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:03,720
這邊請啊 這邊請

365
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,800
請坐 請坐 請坐

366
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,200
喝什麼  普洱

367
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:12,840
普洱茶啊

368
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,360
蝦餃

369
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:19,880
帶一點笑容行不行

370
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:27,120
蝦餃 蝦餃 蝦餃

371
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,520
珍  你叫我

372
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,080
不是啊我不知道怎麼叫賣

373
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:36,480
我叫不出來啊

374
00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:39,960
珍珠雞

375
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,840
怎麼叫啊

376
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:43,480
不要怕大聲叫

377
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:45,480
就像叫非禮那樣不就行了

378
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,280
非禮

379
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:49,800
小姐

380
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:51,360
非禮啊要不要啊

381
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,520
你是什麼態度什麼態度

382
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:57,120
快點賣

383
00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:59,200
蝦餃

384
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:00,800
歐陽主任啊

385
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:02,720
你們應該上課吧

386
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:03,920
是啊 我知道

387
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,720
只不過現在我的學生他們

388
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:07,680
歐陽主任

389
00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:09,240
你要學生幹什麼我不管

390
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:10,960
但是教室裏沒有一個學生

391
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,320
你要我怎麼上課

392
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:13,920
你們是教師

393
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,600
你們責任是教書

394
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:17,320
要按時間表上課

395
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,560
從上課一直到下課為止

396
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,280
其他的事不關你們的事

397
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:22,640
但是我我

398
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:24,040
你們擅離職守

399
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:27,320
我隨時會在校務會議上提出扣你們薪水

400
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:30,480
快去上課

401
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:33,000
咱們快走吧

402
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:34,480
走啊

403
00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:59,360
在孔子的理論裏面

404
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:03,200
人是最高的道德標準

405
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:06,480
究竟什麼叫人呢

406
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,240
論語裏面曾經這樣說過

407
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:13,680
人者愛人

408
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:18,960
這句話簡單扼要的說出了

409
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:20,640
人的定義

410
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:29,960
所謂 人之初性本善

411
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:36,120
就是說要把我們人的這個本質

412
00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:39,040
從最根本

413
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:41,400
也就是說

414
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:54,720
贏就是贏 輸就是輸

415
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:58,360
各位 四張A

416
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:05,520
先生 擦鞋嗎

417
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:06,920
好吧

418
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,040
剛吃完飯  是啊

419
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:11,200
菜好不好吃

420
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:12,280
不錯

421
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:13,520
還是不錯啊

422
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:15,760
幹那行啊

423
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:17,000
寫作

424
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,280
寫作也在這吃飯啊

425
00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:20,720
真奇怪啊

426
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,080
平常玩什麼

427
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,440
喜歡下棋

428
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:26,760
下棋呀 我喜歡鬥獸棋呀

429
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:28,720
有空我們下兩把啊  好哇

430
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,040
你也喜歡鬥獸棋啊

431
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:34,360
家裏有什麼人

432
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:36,320
有四個人

433
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:37,680
四個人啦

434
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:40,800
兩個爸爸 兩個媽媽

435
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,440
蝦餃賣光了

436
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:08,800
這麼快

437
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,040
是呀 快快快快點

438
00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:11,240
有有有

439
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:13,640
真燙 真燙  讓我來

440
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,840
聽著啊 沒三年別回來

441
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,040
看你說的 不到三分鐘就沒有了

442
00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:20,040
三年  走吧

443
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:38,320
二號  這邊請

444
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:43,200
是不是他  是

445
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:51,840
謝謝

446
00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,240
行了啊  是

447
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:04,160
大嬸

448
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:05,480
幾號啊  一號

449
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:07,000
這邊請

450
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:12,000
是他哦  對

451
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,120
讓我來

452
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:30,840
行了 讓我來

453
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:34,280
不用不用 那邊請

454
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:40,320
先生

455
00:25:57,360 --> 00:25:59,280
幸虧給自己留了一條

456
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:01,240
拿來吧

457
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:05,800
毛巾的歲月啊

458
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:09,600
進來吧

459
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:10,960
有好東西看

460
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:13,120
先付錢啊 請坐吧

461
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,560
自己找位置坐

462
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:22,240
你怎麼了找位置吧都緊張成這樣

463
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:26,520
見識過沒有 付錢付錢給錢啦快點

464
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:29,360
自己找位置啊

465
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:30,960
正點啊

466
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:33,040
喂 小明 差不多了開始吧

467
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:35,080
我上廁所  好好好

468
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,720
開始了 開始了

469
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:51,960
幹嘛不進去

470
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:54,160
要能進去才行啊

471
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:55,440
上鎖了

472
00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:00,200
喂 有沒有人啦 出來 喂

473
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:02,160
你們吵什麼啊

474
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:04,720
我付了兩個鐘頭的錢啦

475
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:08,160
兩個男人也可以開房啊

476
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:11,840
喂喂喂我們

477
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:21,720
哇 這麼髒啊

478
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:23,120
這什麼東西啊

479
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,560
阿珠 怎麼了

480
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:42,640
阿成啊

481
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:44,800
你說我們這樣做

482
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,280
是不是過分了點了

483
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:49,640
有什麼過分

484
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,120
怎麼說這也是學校

485
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:54,960
讓學生這麼兼職

486
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,280
我怕遲早被人揭穿啦

487
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:01,640
放心吧 我們這裏是寄宿學校嘛

488
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:05,360
就算有什麼也不容易宣揚出去的

489
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:08,840
就算傳出去的話呢

490
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:11,640
我們也可以說這是學生的校外活動

491
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:13,400
不過

492
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,040
阿珠

493
00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:25,160
我們這麼做是為了我們的將來

494
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,040
為我們的孩子

495
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,200
誰跟你生孩子

496
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:32,800
你是沒有說過

497
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:34,600
不過我要嘛

498
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:36,720
你壞呀 我不理你

499
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:41,320
乖乖的你出去看著那些學生啊

500
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:42,960
因為客人就快到了

501
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:44,880
好吧

502
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:57,240
我怎麼會看上這麼一個醜八怪

503
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:00,040
都怪我瞎了眼啦

504
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:05,760
今天晚上你們很高興嗎

505
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,840
歐陽先生謝謝你啊

506
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:11,440
你們的酒菜呢真比外面的酒樓還好呢

507
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:14,680
過獎 過獎了

508
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:17,280
年輕人啊

509
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:20,400
這是今天晚上的酒席錢

510
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,160
四萬三

511
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:23,720
不貴嘛

512
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,000
是嗎

513
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:33,200
行了  謝謝你啊

514
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,000
謝謝 謝謝 謝謝 謝謝

515
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:38,800
對了 對了 價錢對了

516
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:41,600
我差點忘了

517
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,040
給大家的小賬

518
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:44,760
太客氣了吧

519
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:46,040
謝謝謝謝

520
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:47,320
不用客氣

521
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:50,880
好 我祝你呢和你太太呢早生貴子

522
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:53,560
年年有餘啊

523
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:55,880
年年豐收

524
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,000
借你貴言 給你的

525
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:02,120
謝謝謝謝謝謝你了

526
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:04,960
好拜拜

527
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:06,960
慢走慢走

528
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,440
好了好了 慢走啊

529
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:11,880
慢走慢走

530
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:13,720
有空帶親戚來吃飯啊

531
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:15,880
我們這裏什麼菜都有啊

532
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:18,960
慢走慢走慢走

533
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:21,320
改天來喝茶也可以啊

534
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:24,200
慢走 慢走

535
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:31,000
喂 快點收拾東西

536
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,320
收拾好了快點去睡覺

537
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,440
明天還有早茶 六點半

538
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:37,000
六點半

539
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:38,440
我們會熬不住的

540
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:39,920
熬不住

541
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,160
是不是我告訴了你你就熬得住了

542
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:44,000
我實在是熬不住了嘛

543
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:46,720
難得你敢跟我說實話啊

544
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:48,040
我謝謝你啊 謝謝

545
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:49,280
你到底要我們怎麼辦

546
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:50,920
怎麼辦

547
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:55,680
行不行

548
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:57,720
快收拾啊

549
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,080
你說怎麼辦

550
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:12,800
你們幹什麼

551
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:14,600
我 沒什麼

552
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:16,040
還不快收拾

553
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:17,520
收拾 收拾

554
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:19,800
快點啊

555
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:21,560
收拾

556
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:32,680
你不用怕

557
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,480
那些客人很乖

558
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:35,880
很快就習慣了

559
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:37,520
一次生兩次熟嘛

560
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:40,360
我我不幹了

561
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:42,120
傻孩子

562
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:44,400
我年輕的時候還不跟你一樣

563
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:46,400
到房裏聊聊就熟了

564
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:47,760
很容易習慣的

565
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,160
來來來

566
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:54,080
兩位公子 來啦來啦

567
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:56,920
玲玲 詠詠

568
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,240
我不幹了

569
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:00,280
詠詠 柴詠

570
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,320
媽咪怎麼還沒有來啊

571
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:06,800
你媽咪在停車

572
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:08,240
很快就來了

573
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:11,440
阿玲啊你就教他們兩個吧

574
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:15,600
這位公子補算術 這位補英文

575
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:16,960
好好教他們啊

576
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:18,720
我先走了

577
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:21,680
拿去喝茶吧

578
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:23,120
老闆謝謝你啊

579
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:24,440
謝謝啊

580
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:25,680
用心教他們啊

581
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,160
你坐在這邊 你坐那邊

582
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:39,360
要怪就怪你

583
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:40,640
逞什麼能招魂啦

584
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:42,160
現在弄的大家頭都暈了

585
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:43,680
你們看會不會是林世榮

586
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:45,200
故意戲弄我們呢

587
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:47,840
你以為這麼聰明啊 FBI CIA

588
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:49,280
我XYZ你呀

589
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:50,280
什麼你罵我

590
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:51,840
你說什麼  你你罵我

591
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:53,840
別吵了 夠煩的了

592
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:56,240
解鈴還須系鈴人

593
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,160
我們請林世榮出來就行了嘛

594
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:00,240
志寶啊 你別再招什麼魂了

595
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:01,800
萬一又招來一個歐陽協成

596
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:03,320
會害死我們的

597
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:05,440
一人做事一人當

598
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:06,800
我去消滅他就行了

599
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:08,720
考慮清楚啊

600
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:11,120
還是這樣吧 找李學仁幫忙

601
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:12,840
但是他失蹤了

602
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:15,320
聽說歐陽協成見過他以後就失蹤了

603
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,000
八成凶多吉少啊

604
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:20,120
那怎麼辦呢

605
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:23,440
我有個想法想不通吧

606
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,280
為什麼歐陽協成要拼命賺錢呢

607
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,240
在他背後一定是有預謀的

608
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:32,280
管他什麼陰謀

609
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:35,760
我怕他瘋起來把我們全都扔進河裏啊

610
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:39,560
幸虧我會游泳

611
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:41,000
不用怕

612
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:46,320
是傻子 是傻子

613
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:05,280
來啦來啦

614
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:08,120
有什麼事 都關門了

615
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:10,960
關門 我有生意找你談

616
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:12,320
請進來吧

617
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:20,640
這我早不幹了

618
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:22,760
你不幹了

619
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:24,840
是啊我很久沒當殺手了

620
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,080
我不是找你做殺手的

621
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:30,400
不是 那拿這麼多錢的話還有照片

622
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:31,920
一定叫我殺這個人

623
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,760
還說不是殺人啦

624
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:35,120
聽著

625
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:37,160
看著照片啊

626
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:39,080
做一千個紙人

627
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:40,440
全都是男的

628
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:41,720
要大塊頭的

629
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:43,880
燒這麼多紙人啦

630
00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:47,360
你的先人整整可以組一營軍隊啊

631
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:49,120
這個你不用管啊

632
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:51,360
在下個月初七之前

633
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:52,760
一定要準時交貨

634
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,080
這麼著急啊

635
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:56,800
行還是不行

636
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:58,000
行行沒問題

637
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:00,960
謝了 我盡力而為

638
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,120
就這樣了  好

639
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:04,280
謝謝你啊

640
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:05,880
謝謝關照啊

641
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:19,280
我都快要瘋了

642
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:20,920
虧他想得出來

643
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:23,080
豈有此理啊

644
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:25,120
比我以前的男童院更慘啦

645
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:27,600
當然了那個小日本我認識他

646
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:29,920
他就是那家日本建築公司的

647
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,640
洪曲有老闆了

648
00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:33,400
出了名的刻薄

649
00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:37,440
阿寶 阿寶 阿寶

650
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:39,640
阿寶

651
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:42,240
很辛苦啊

652
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:44,040
歇一會吧 阿寶

653
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:45,520
你們幹什麼呢

654
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:46,960
他他不行了

655
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:49,720
跟你們有什麼關係啊 快幹活去

656
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,480
你這叫什麼話 信不信我揍你

657
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:55,200
他那種人怕弄髒了自己的手

658
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:56,520
怕什麼我手早髒了

659
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:58,880
阿坤 忍一時海闊天空啊

660
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:01,200
我沒事

661
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:03,360
沒事了 幹活去

662
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:05,800
早晚有你好看

663
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:07,920
你想用油漆潑他

664
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:12,760
歐陽先生你真有辦法

665
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:14,520
能請到這麼便宜的工人

666
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:16,560
看來你准要發大財了

667
00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:19,600
洪老闆多虧你關照啊

668
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,160
好說

669
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,600
喂 警察局啊麻煩你

670
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:46,480
警察局 喂

671
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,520
怎麼老斷線啊

672
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,360
喂 喂

673
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:57,720
斷線了

674
00:36:58,040 --> 00:36:59,640
睡覺吧 別打了

675
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:02,040
什麼呀 好不容易才打發走那個傢伙

676
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:03,200
我一定要報警的

677
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:04,480
告歐陽協成才行

678
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:07,520
別打了 阿健別打了

679
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:10,800
走吧 你也困了 快走吧

680
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:12,040
回去睡覺去

681
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:14,320
好吧 困死了

682
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:18,520
算算大麻成運氣好

683
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:20,320
打不了電話向他女朋友告發他哦

684
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:23,240
早點睡覺了 睡覺了

685
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:24,840
明天還有工作呢 睡覺

686
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,280
阿健了 怎麼樣 報警了沒有

687
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:30,760
阿健你怎麼樣啊

688
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:31,960
怎麼樣啊

689
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,240
啊 歐陽協成啊

690
00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:48,680
救命啊 救命啊

691
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:55,720
志寶 他在那兒啊

692
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:59,040
我 我不敢說

693
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:05,440
你說啊 說出來就沒有那麼害怕了

694
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:09,320
他就在你旁邊啦

695
00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:14,960
你告訴他們

696
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,040
既然知道我的厲害

697
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:18,320
就不要耍花招

698
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:20,160
記得早點睡 明天要工作

699
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:21,960
要不然給他們好看

700
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:23,680
說

701
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:25,200
他說

702
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:27,040
說說說說什麼

703
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,040
他說沒跟大家說晚安啊

704
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:32,280
怎麼回事 怎麼回事

705
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:33,920
他說我們不要在耍花招了

706
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,080
沒事早點睡覺

707
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:36,720
因為明天要跟大家一起睡覺啊

708
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:40,600
不是跟大家睡覺

709
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:42,320
他要我們知道厲害呀

710
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:44,800
那麼他要對付我們了

711
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,360
走了沒有 走了沒有

712
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:55,720
怎麼樣了

713
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:58,920
走了沒有啊

714
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,960
依我看白道不行我們用黑道

715
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:05,440
你以為他是超人啊用黑氣石

716
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,040
不是黑氣石

717
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:08,520
我是說殺了他

718
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,240
你瘋了 他是鬼你怎麼殺他

719
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:11,560
就是啊 是啊

720
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:13,440
為今之計只好找李學仁

721
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:16,240
這個行動太危險了

722
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,760
你們女生不許去 知道嗎

723
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:21,640
老規矩

724
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:24,120
這裏有五隻筆

725
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:28,600
有一隻沒有筆套

726
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:32,640
誰抽到的話誰就去找李學仁

727
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:40,800
一二三

728
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:44,080
阿健 阿健 阿健

729
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:47,600
我代你去啊 我去 我去

730
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:49,760
規矩是規矩我抽到了我去

731
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:51,160
好 你去 你去吧

732
00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:52,360
阿健

733
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:55,480
別擔心我沒事

734
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:09,440
喂 怎麼搞的

735
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:11,080
幾天才做了兩個

736
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:13,080
是第一個

737
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:14,960
那個是幾年前做好的

738
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:18,040
隨便改一改再翻新才做的那麼快

739
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,600
那你什麼時候才能做一千個

740
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:22,160
儘快吧

741
00:40:22,240 --> 00:40:23,680
我這一把年紀了

742
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:26,200
幹這一行慢工出細活

743
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:29,120
我擔心哪 是不知道有沒有

744
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:30,920
這麼長的命做好這批貨

745
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,280
你請人做嘛

746
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:34,920
請多幾個 一定準時吧貨交給我啊

747
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:36,760
請人啦

748
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:38,040
錢嘛

749
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:39,360
要多少有多少

750
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:54,720
死胖子

751
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:57,000
想幹什麼

752
00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:59,120
想揍你一頓 行不行

753
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:07,320
你活得不耐煩了

754
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,520
阿健 那個死胖子追阿坤去了

755
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,520
小心點 小心

756
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:19,200
大家小心

757
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:25,680
進去

758
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:41,560
是我啊

759
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:46,720
我知道你們肯定有些秘密想親自去解決

760
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:48,640
阿健你告訴我

761
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:50,400
讓我跟你一起去面對

762
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:52,680
我教過你的

763
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,560
事無不可對人言 說呀

764
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:57,560
我要找李學仁

765
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:00,000
跟李學仁有關

766
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:02,440
別留下我

767
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,840
你快告訴我為什麼要去找李學仁啊

768
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,080
你別跟著我很危險的衛老師

769
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:10,640
阿健啊你知道嗎 我總覺得

770
00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:12,160
那個李學仁怪怪的

771
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:14,080
別的不說 就說他那天呢

772
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:15,440
在學校開會嘛

773
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:18,640
把教員室弄的一塌糊塗連人都失蹤了

774
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:20,480
總之我們找不到李學仁

775
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:22,160
學校裏所有的人都有危險

776
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,080
你說起危險呢那我認為呢

777
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:25,280
學校最近弄成這樣

778
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:29,440
我懷疑這個李學仁 跟他們是一夥的

779
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:30,760
誰說我跟他們是一夥的

780
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:32,520
李學仁

781
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:33,800
你怎麼會來的

782
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:36,800
聽你們這麼說

783
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:38,400
你們的可信性還挺高的

784
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:41,040
阿健啊你真是這麼大的事

785
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:42,560
怎麼不早告訴我呢

786
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:45,120
阿仁啊

787
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:47,160
現在學校裏的學生豈不是很危險

788
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:49,600
林世榮呢

789
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:52,440
他已經回到陰曹地府了

790
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:53,840
幫不了我們了

791
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:56,480
不要怕 我還有一個辦法

792
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:58,280
不過要你們幫忙

793
00:42:58,360 --> 00:42:59,640
怎麼幫啊你說

794
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:01,440
我正在研究

795
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,760
分解超自然力量的方程式

796
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:05,360
這麼複雜

797
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:06,840
分解 是什麼

798
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:07,920
是什麼

799
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,120
你想知道

800
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:11,120
我也不知道

801
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:12,720
怎麼解釋啊

802
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:14,680
真沒用

803
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:16,120
我研究過了

804
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:18,640
電腦沒有感情和觸覺的

805
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:22,480
但是除魔滅妖是需要熱血心腸

806
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:24,960
簡單的說

807
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:27,800
就是說我需要輸血給電腦

808
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:30,880
阿仁 你沒有找錯人

809
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:33,480
要熱血一定要找我

810
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:34,640
B型合不合適

811
00:43:34,720 --> 00:43:35,920
B型是熱血嗎

812
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:42,800
我需要是很特別很特別的血

813
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:45,280
是童男之血

814
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:47,040
童男的血