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各位同學 有一件很重要的事情

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需要大家幫忙

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我們急需要五個童男的血

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用來幹什麼

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用來對付學校裏的一個魔鬼

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對付魔鬼

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不錯

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各位同學

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幸福不是必然的

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我忠心希望你們能夠

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獻出你們寶貴的處男之血

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在座有那位是處男

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把手舉起來

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請踴躍舉手 踴躍

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我看這些男生啊 沒有處男的

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就是

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舉起來 是的話就舉

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舉手 舉啊

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我不舉

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你不舉

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我不能舉啊

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因為我愛莫能助啊

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請大家幫幫忙

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你們為什麼不舉手啊

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下課了

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下課了

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你們不肯幫就算了

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你幹什麼你

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不用說了 走吧

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真是 這 這怎麼辦

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怎麼辦 現在還差四個

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找一個都不容易啊

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還找四個

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阿男 阿男

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英名盡喪啊

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你真是稀有的

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還差三個

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星爺

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小心 小心

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這麼多

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這麼少

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你怎麼不說多少啊

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有你這個朋友還用說多嗎

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頭暈啊

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扶著 扶著

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還差兩個

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阿健 老師

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連坤 搶劫紅十字會啊

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對啊 你支持的住嗎

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我沒事

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我以前被人砍了還不止這麼多血呢

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你真的沒事啊

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只差一個了

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還有我 來遲了

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志寶

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我們要血 不是要小便啊

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很臭啊 是汽水

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這才是血嗎

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這麼多啊

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這麼多 夠了 夠了

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不錯 剛剛好啊

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我們拿去給阿仁

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走吧 走吧 快點

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阿健

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來啦

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他們在那

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在那邊呢 我帶你去

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來來來來

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要等到什麼時候啊

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還沒來啊

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別吵了

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來了

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小心小心小心啊

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來啦來啦 來啦

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大家好 很久不見了

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大家好 大家好

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什麼玩意兒

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什麼東西

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把東西打開 看看

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這個就是我精心研究出來的電腦

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電腦啊  電腦

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什麼電腦

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這是超自然分解力量電腦

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幹什麼用的

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說了你也不明白

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你試過沒有 行不行

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當然可以啦

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對了 童男血呢

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這這這 拿過來

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新鮮的  新鮮

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貨真價實的 當然了

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這真的是童男血

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當然了 當然是真的

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是啊

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說真的 你真的行啊

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你信不過我

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是有一點點

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看著

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這是什麼呀

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螢幕上有顯示了

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有反應了

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拿杯子預祝我們成功幹一杯

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喝個痛快啊

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好好 謝謝

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喝酒怕不怕  怕什麼

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喝點吧

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好 我們為收服這個孽畜乾杯

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乾杯

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真厲害呀

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對了 那些女生呢

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我看太危險了

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免得他們礙手礙腳 所以不讓她們來

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算了吧

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我知道柴詠肯為你守寡

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阿星啊 你說什麼啊

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我們現在去拼命啊

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你卻說這麼不吉利的話 真拿你沒折

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這小子 真是烏鴉嘴

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烏鴉嘴

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算我對不起你們

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幾百年來 不管電視 電影

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廣播劇像來都這麼做

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我也不能破例

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我不希望萬一失手

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大家一起犧牲

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對不起

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怎麼了

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睡吧

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孽畜 你的死期到了

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手下敗將 你不用吹牛了

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今天我讓你見識一下

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分解超自然力量電腦加上童男血的威力

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電腦

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分解

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有兩下子

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知道厲害了啊

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受死吧

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我的頭很暈呀

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怎麼會這樣啊

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你怎麼樣

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李學仁呢

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李學仁 李學仁 李學仁

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他自己一個人去了

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我們快去找他吧

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真蠢

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他是不是想一個人邀功啊

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怎麼搞的

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開玩笑嗎

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誰不知道他在裝仁義啊

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這種人真是老土

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糟了 坤哥

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你看他一個人能不能應付啊

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我想可以吧

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他有個電腦又有天線

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再加上我們的童男血

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歐陽協成這回必定

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阿星 你怎麼了

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你幹嘛坐在一邊呢

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幹什麼

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是不是有什麼事瞞著我

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說啊

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我用葡萄汁代替童男血

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你這個傢伙 太可惡了

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真可惡啊

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怕獻血嗎 那有什麼辦法

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李學仁這回讓你害慘了

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不用多說了 我們快趕去幫忙吧

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走吧 快快快 抄傢伙

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快點 給你這個

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我拿這個

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豈有此理 不跟你玩了

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跟你拼了

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在那邊呢 在那邊呢

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血啊

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李學仁沒事吧

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我讓你們氣死了

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你們到底是不是處男哪

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阿星啊

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他怕血啊

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他用葡萄汁冒充啊

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怕血 我快吐血了

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阿星在流血了

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快把他抓過來啊

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快去快去啊

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快去啊

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快快快 快點

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流血

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低一點

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怎麼樣

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在裏面了

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不見了

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怎麼回事

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別吵 別吵

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想收服我 沒那麼容易

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童男血只能收服十八層地獄的鬼

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我已經是魔界的頂級十九層地獄

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員警來了 員警來了

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搞什麼鬼呀 你們在這

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怎麼搞的 你們 怎麼員警在這

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只有這招才能救你啊

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聰明啊 聰明吧 真聰明啊

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你們是報警說有瘋子

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是 是我們報警的  瘋子呢

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抓他 快點 抓他 抓他

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快點 快點

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李學仁 走著瞧

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謝謝  不客氣

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快起床

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還早著呢

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快起床

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雞才剛剛叫

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我現在就起

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今天公雞起晚了 朱頭炳沒告訴你嗎

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住口

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還不起來工作

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走走走 快點

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沒睡醒啊 走

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小心我揍你

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快回座位上去

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幹什麼 不服氣啊

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看你這副德行

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走

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你走快點啊 行不行

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我們已經搬了第十筐了

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我知道

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快放下

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很沉啦

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各位同學聽著

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訓導主任吩咐

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下午全部到石礦場實習

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記住準時集合 知道嗎

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有沒有搞錯

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把人累死了

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已經夠辛苦的了

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是啊

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真不好意思 幫我撿起來吧

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我們已經洗了好多桶了

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我雙手都麻了

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純純啊 怎麼哭起來了

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我也不想哭啊

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阿成啊 阿成啊 阿成

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什麼事啊

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快叫學生們回來上課啊

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你瘋了 學生不工作

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我們那兒有進賬

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我剛得到消息

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家長會的人正往石礦場去了

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我早就說過了

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紙是包不住火的

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我不幹了 大不了跟他拼了 我不幹了

251
00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,360
不要啊 真的要拼命啊

252
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,080
難道就這樣過一輩子啊

253
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:05,600
我奶奶啊抗戰的時候也沒像我這麼慘啦

254
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:08,080
可不是 我舅舅在大陸坐牢的時候

255
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:09,760
還胖了三磅呢

256
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,160
這麼好啊

257
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:14,480
他太辛苦了長了個毒瘤 所以胖了三磅

258
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:18,280
不想長毒瘤啊

259
00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:19,840
阿男 怎麼辦呢

260
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,720
我不想死在這些壞人手上

261
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:23,760
我們要齊心合力 攻其不備

262
00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:26,320
直搗黃龍 到時候我們把這些壞人打敗

263
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:27,680
就可以重獲自由

264
00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:30,120
對啊 說得好 對

265
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:31,840
把計畫告訴大家吧

266
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:34,280
暫時沒有 有再說

267
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:37,680
你們不要聽他的

268
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,400
還不如聽我的好了

269
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:41,480
阿珍啦 你可別亂來啊

270
00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:43,600
我怕他會把我賣進火坑啊

271
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:44,760
賣我們

272
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:46,520
問了我爸爸媽媽沒有啊

273
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:53,880
看什麼 快幹活

274
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,480
幹活

275
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,400
今天我接到特別線報

276
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:05,160
所以特地來看看究竟發生什麼問題

277
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:07,480
問題 沒什麼問題啊

278
00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:11,000
沒問題 怎麼會跑到這個石礦場來上課啊

279
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,440
他們在幹什麼

280
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:23,360
在考古啊

281
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:34,640
是考古  是在考古

282
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:40,240
爸爸 救命啊 爸爸來啦

283
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:46,120
爸爸 我在這啊 爸爸 我在這啊

284
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,400
阿珍和阿寶都沒事了

285
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:49,480
還是走吧

286
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:50,800
公司等著你們開會呢

287
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,120
幹什麼叫什麼 幹什麼

288
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:54,280
幹活去

289
00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:55,520
好了 廖校長我們走了

290
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:56,880
好的好的

291
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,360
你真行啊

292
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:02,480
當然了

293
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:05,480
不可能的

294
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:07,600
為什麼他們不理我們就走了

295
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:09,480
我們這麼慘 他們不可能看不到的

296
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,320
你爸爸媽媽眼睛有毛病啊

297
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,040
不知道啊  不要走啊

298
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,200
吵什麼呀

299
00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:20,120
幹活 幹活 幹活 幹活

300
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:21,960
幹活了 幹活

301
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,320
告訴你們個秘密  什麼秘密

302
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,880
原來那個朱頭炳啊他是個兔子

303
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:37,800
幸好我長得矮 沒事

304
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,040
沒事就好了

305
00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:40,240
是啊 矮子沒事

306
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:42,440
阿健  健哥

307
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:45,480
沒辦法誰叫阿健長得高大英俊呢

308
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:47,720
住嘴吧 阿健他也不願意的

309
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,640
阿健你千萬別做傻事啊

310
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:53,000
常言道 螻蟻尚且貪生啊

311
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:54,680
喂你們說什麼啊

312
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:55,880
我進去幫他按摩嘛

313
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:57,880
阿玲他讓我幫他按摩

314
00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:00,120
你放心啊我不會怪你的

315
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,560
怪只怪我們生逢亂世

316
00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:05,320
身不由己 不過將來時世好轉了

317
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:07,160
你要去檢查有沒有愛滋病啊

318
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:09,120
我幫他按摩怎麼會有愛滋病呢

319
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,560
別談天說地了

320
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,160
我發現了很大的大事啊

321
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:13,880
什麼大事啊

322
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:15,280
阿健連貞操都沒有了

323
00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:16,440
那才叫大事呢

324
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:17,520
我只是幫他按摩而已嘛

325
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:18,640
你們知道嗎

326
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,640
全校的電話線都被人截斷了

327
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:23,400
還有啊 前門後門也都上鎖了

328
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,600
還有啊一隊隊的狼狗在巡邏

329
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,400
歐陽協成怕我們通知外面的人

330
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,400
所以把這裏全面封鎖了

331
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:31,400
怎麼辦

332
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:32,880
放心吧

333
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,880
我早就料到他有這一手了

334
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,200
上午補習的時候

335
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:38,280
我已經找人把消息送出去了

336
00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:40,200
這一次我寫的很清楚的

337
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:41,600
裏面說

338
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,200
爸爸媽媽

339
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,880
我們在學校慘受奸人所害

340
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:51,000
生活艱苦 男盜女娼

341
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:53,640
苦不堪言 暗無天日

342
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:56,680
見字速前來相救

343
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:58,720
苦命女麗珍絕筆

344
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:03,600
你們想怎麼樣

345
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:05,080
這是什麼意思啊

346
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:08,440
你做盡了傷天害理的事你還算是人嗎

347
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,240
我本來就不是人

348
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,160
安心的工作

349
00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:18,760
如果被我發現誰想逃跑

350
00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:21,120
其他人休想生存下去

351
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:23,840
聽見沒有

352
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:25,440
是是

353
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:34,000
怎麼辦呢

354
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:35,880
慘了

355
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:38,920
我也是為了想救大家嘛

356
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:53,840
歐陽先生請進來吧

357
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:02,400
我來看我那批貨怎麼樣了

358
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:03,600
那批貨是吧

359
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:04,920
動工了

360
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:09,680
做好了多少

361
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:11,400
你看看一眼就看到了

362
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:14,160
你做了幾天才做了兩個

363
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:17,480
老兄啊這手工很精細的

364
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:20,760
你多請幾個人來做事嘛

365
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:22,000
我趕著要啊

366
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:24,240
我已經請了幾個老師兄了

367
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:26,600
他們在後邊幫忙呢

368
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:30,000
這怎麼行啊

369
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:33,200
他們  什麼

370
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:34,560
比你還老

371
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:39,120
老兄 這玩意手工很精細的

372
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,200
你看看眉清目秀

373
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:45,080
有一股軒昂之氣從眉心直透出來

374
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:47,360
別的鋪子做不出來啊

375
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:49,680
我收到陰間做苦工的

376
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:51,800
不是用來做男妓的

377
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:54,320
你找點年輕的來趕工行不行呀

378
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:56,680
誰不知道哇

379
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:59,320
但是 年輕的不肯學啊

380
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,640
找不到年輕的

381
00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:04,680
你不知道這世界有外地勞工嗎

382
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:06,240
外地勞工

383
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:07,840
有錢就有哇

384
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,760
有哇 有

385
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:26,720
豈有此理啊 簡直太不像話了

386
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,800
難怪香港老人的問題這麼多

387
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:31,440
這些死老頭子

388
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:33,240
好像前輩子欠他們的

389
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:34,880
氣死我了

390
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:52,160
喂 你們想幹什麼

391
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:54,160
想抓我回去是不是

392
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:55,520
當然不是

393
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:57,120
你以為我陸判瘋了

394
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,880
我還指望你在陽間呢多多關照我

395
00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:01,800
用不著嚇唬我嘛

396
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:05,360
你可以先給我打個電話嘛

397
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:09,400
有公事 順道來看看你嘛

398
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,120
通常這時候

399
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,480
你會有什麼公事呢

400
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:14,320
你應該陪閻王爺嘛

401
00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:16,880
說起閻王爺

402
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:18,600
你知道嗎

403
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,160
下個月初八閻王爺

404
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,560
就要例行檢查人口數目了

405
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,800
到時候你怎麼回到陽間

406
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:28,960
我可真 不知道該怎麼解釋

407
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,160
你放心

408
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:34,400
用不著到下個月初八

409
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:35,760
就已經改朝換代了

410
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:37,640
沒他說話的份

411
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,520
是嗎 你開始也這麼說的

412
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:43,720
可惜現在連一兵一將都沒有啊

413
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:46,240
你以為我想嘛

414
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:47,280
是算我有錢

415
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:49,400
找人燒給你們也來不及呀

416
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:51,520
歐陽兄

417
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,960
你別怪我們這些做師爺的教訓你啊

418
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:59,720
你現在到陽間來呢不是跟人交朋友

419
00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:02,240
要狠心一點

420
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:04,760
你說的倒容易

421
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:07,840
你想做人的確不容易

422
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,240
這你該明白

423
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:14,200
這個煙呢 的確不太不太好抽啊

424
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:16,640
下次買點純一點的

425
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:19,280
好好好  拜拜

426
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,800
我們聯名戶口裏的十幾萬為什麼都沒了

427
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,280
我全都花光了

428
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:45,920
花光了

429
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,360
你拿去玩女人了

430
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:52,360
我不會這麼沒有消費常識吧

431
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:55,800
我身為校長我要保持我的形象

432
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,920
校長 誰讓你做校長了

433
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:02,800
是啊 我知道在開董事會的時候

434
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:05,720
你一定會退位讓賢 是不是啊

435
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:10,560
是的

436
00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:12,720
去做你的工作吧

437
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:14,360
是

438
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:28,280
第十二條條例

439
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:31,520
誰小便超過一分鐘 大便超過五分鐘

440
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:34,080
就沒收他的信用卡和銀行密碼

441
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:36,760
第十三條 新例  歐陽先生

442
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,880
高小姐你有事 是不是有意見

443
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:40,000
不但是我

444
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:42,120
我想在座的老師同樣有意見

445
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:43,560
高老師

446
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:46,160
我以為臨時教務會議是跟我們

447
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,520
商量什麼時候讓學生回來上課

448
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,600
誰知道還是你的所謂賺錢計畫

449
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:52,320
高小姐你的意思是

450
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:54,640
不同意我這個教育觀念啊

451
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:57,280
不錯 叫學生採礦 做廚師

452
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:59,120
賣叉燒包算什麼教學方式

453
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:00,680
如果你再繼續這樣

454
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:02,720
我不認為我可以繼續教下去

455
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:04,240
高老師

456
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,160
道不同不相為謀

457
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:14,040
既然你不同意我這個前衛的教育方式

458
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:16,640
我 絕不勉強

459
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,600
隨時可以跟你們解除所有的合約

460
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,320
好 你夠痛快 我也不拖拖拉拉

461
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:23,600
我現在就向你

462
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:24,960
道歉 她道歉

463
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:26,080
道什麼歉啦

464
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,160
你以為個個都像你膽小如鼠不敢走嗎

465
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:31,400
走 好好的幹嘛要走呢 對不對

466
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:38,880
背老師  背老師

467
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:40,440
背老師你別走啊背老師

468
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:46,320
歐陽協成是鬼

469
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:50,320
你們嚷什麼 別人聽見了

470
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:53,320
你這個人是怎麼了 前言不對後語

471
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:56,600
剛才你說他是鬼 現在卻說怕被人聽見

472
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,400
嚴格來說呢他是鬼上人身啊

473
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:01,920
那就是說那個鬼

474
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,600
是別的鬼不是歐陽協成

475
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,200
不是 是他

476
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:06,440
什麼他呀

477
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,400
這些事是學生們告訴我的

478
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,280
說起來這真是很長啊

479
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:12,080
衛老師

480
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:14,360
我知道你向來很愛護學生

481
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:15,600
為什麼這次他有難

482
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,080
你卻為什麼一聲不吭呢

483
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:20,200
我都說了 現在的歐陽協成不好對付嘛

484
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:21,680
你要我怎麼說才明白

485
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,600
反正我不是不想幫學生

486
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:26,640
我是愛莫能助嘛

487
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,280
那我們該怎麼辦了

488
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:36,520
背老師

489
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:40,440
背老師  背老師

490
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:43,120
你們看像背老師這種

491
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:44,800
已經看透了的老油條

492
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:48,080
竟敢正面跟那些守財奴 跟他們對抗

493
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:49,320
你為什麼不敢呢

494
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:53,520
背老師  背老師

495
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:58,800
背老師 背老師怎麼樣了

496
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:00,280
我去叫救護車哦

497
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:01,520
快點

498
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:03,280
背老師 背老師

499
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:10,800
方老師

500
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:15,080
高老師 這可不是陽臺

501
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:18,000
這個花盆是從那兒掉下來的呢

502
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:32,120
你們每個人簽個名 傳上來就行了

503
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:34,320
是什麼

504
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:35,480
人壽保險

505
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:36,920
什麼 什麼

506
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:38,760
有沒有搞錯

507
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:40,000
連這個也要賺

508
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:41,640
現在那來的錢買保險啦

509
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,160
你們放心

510
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,240
學校已經幫你們付錢投保了

511
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,760
這只不過是學校最新的

512
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,440
保健計畫其中的一個程式

513
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:51,360
簽個名交給我就行了

514
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:53,160
簽吧

515
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:54,520
你們沒選擇了

516
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:56,600
要是我們死了 受益人是誰啊

517
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:06,280
這個受益人呢 當然是校長閣下您了

518
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:09,600
您是這樣填的嘛 是不是

519
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:12,480
關於那些保險金我明天

520
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:14,520
用支票寄給你們 沒問題吧

521
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,000
沒問題

522
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:18,640
難道我們還信不過歐陽校長您嗎

523
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,160
你造育英才

524
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:23,080
愛學生如子女 關心他們的健康

525
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:26,600
簡直令我們保險業是非常的崇拜啊

526
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:28,640
那兒的話

527
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:30,160
我想請問你啊

528
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:33,320
假如我的學生突然之間 假如來說啊

529
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:36,080
全都死了 是不是馬上賠啊

530
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,080
死了當然馬上有得賠了

531
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:40,360
謝謝你啊

532
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,840
阿玲啊 對不起

533
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,320
好好的為什麼說對不起啊

534
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,120
現在的環境讓你受苦

535
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:10,080
我沒能力帶你離開這裏 我真沒用

536
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,200
其實我們並不是很慘啊

537
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:14,960
樂觀來看至少我們

538
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:17,120
還可以在一起已經算不錯了

539
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:25,080
阿玲啊 我突然覺得很感動

540
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,040
我知道

541
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,000
如果要我現在再買一次人壽保險

542
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:31,480
受益人我一定寫你

543
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:33,880
你瘋了 我怕你有事啊

544
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:38,560
凡事買人壽保險

545
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:40,480
也不希望自己有事啊

546
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,640
是啊 歐陽協成

547
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:51,400
不可能為我們買人壽保險的

548
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:53,400
除非他想我們死

549
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,440
阿健啦 他們在幹什麼

550
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:01,800
不知道

551
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:04,800
他們怎麼會變成這樣

552
00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:02,200
職工用膳時間

553
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:04,520
走吧  走

554
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:21,840
怎麼了 怎麼了 技安你怎麼了

555
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:23,120
這樣會沒命的

556
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:24,880
快上來啊 技安快起來 起來

557
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:26,720
這怎麼辦

558
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:18,560
同學一場

559
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:20,480
改天有可能的話呢

560
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,560
我再給你們多燒紙錢 你們安息吧

561
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:23,960
志寶你別這樣了

562
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:27,520
是啊 你燒了一個晚上 也該夠了

563
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:28,560
夠了

564
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,400
正因為它們不熟我才繼續燒

565
00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:32,360
志寶

566
00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:35,200
現在這一塊才正點嘛 又香又甜

567
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:36,960
給我 給我

568
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:38,440
你們都要我吃什麼

569
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:39,800
別鬧

570
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:42,400
你們在幹什麼

571
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:44,240
衛老師  衛老師

572
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:47,920
死了那麼多同學你們還吃的下去啊

573
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:50,760
吃不下 吃不下衛老師

574
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:53,280
你不是知道我們常常吃不飽的嘛

575
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:54,800
吃不下 再多也能吃啊

576
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,680
但是死的是你們同學啊

577
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:58,120
也是你的學生啊

578
00:36:58,200 --> 00:36:59,440
就是嘛 對啊

579
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:08,440
對 我衛家國雖然為人師表

580
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:11,920
但只會自掃門前雪

581
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:17,960
我豈能再眼看著你們在水深火熱之中

582
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,640
而自己苟且偷生

583
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:24,640
衛老師你不是想自殺吧

584
00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:29,600
你們放心 身體發膚受之父母

585
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:33,360
要報父母養育之恩

586
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:36,400
就一定要對得起天地良心

587
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:38,600
所謂有正氣

588
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:42,560
邪魔作孽根本不足為患又何懼之有呢

589
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:47,240
好 大丈夫有所為有所用

590
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:50,320
我衛家國就算拼了這條小命

591
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:52,040
也要 賠的值死的值

592
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:54,640
我絕不能讓你們

593
00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:56,320
在這樣的環境斷送性命

594
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:58,720
你們等我的好消息吧

595
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,280
喂喂喂他剛才說什麼

596
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:05,720
他他問我們在幹什麼

597
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,280
誰知道  對呀

598
00:38:12,720 --> 00:38:14,000
我剛才說到哪兒了

599
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:16,400
你說我們偷偷的溜出去

600
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:17,720
找李學仁回來收拾他

601
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:18,800
對對對

602
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,120
不過有什麼辦法可以溜出去呢

603
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:23,040
我想過了 首先我們要呢

604
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:25,040
裝從很順從他們的樣子呢

605
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:26,720
然後呢再裝病了

606
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:28,640
再這樣溜出去找機會

607
00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:30,160
你說的容易啊

608
00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:32,240
有什麼辦法可以令歐陽協成

609
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:33,760
相信我們才行啊

610
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:35,440
這樣啊

611
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:36,960
不分尊卑 竟然在背後

612
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:38,600
議論我們的歐陽校長

613
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:39,840
太沒禮貌了

614
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:41,520
信不信我揭穿你們的秘密去告訴校長

615
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:42,920
對對對

616
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,480
就是要扮成這樣 很順從的樣子

617
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:45,720
用這些反間計呢

618
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:47,960
好極了 他不相信也不行

619
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:52,080
怎麼了  肚子痛

620
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,320
痛嗎

621
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,080
很痛  就這樣就這樣

622
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:57,480
對 裝成肚子痛呢

623
00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:59,120
臉部都歪曲了要去找醫生

624
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,800
他不讓你去也不行啊 對不對

625
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,400
你的演技真不錯啊

626
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:03,840
你該死  怎麼了

627
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:05,840
我什麼時候裝過

628
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:08,600
我是真的肚子痛啊

629
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:11,680
你怎麼了

630
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:14,760
雕蟲小技呀

631
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,240
既然你想出這種橋段

632
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,000
我就成全你呀

633
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:24,360
我不怕的

634
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:25,760
你嚇不到我

635
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:27,360
我不是嚇唬你

636
00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:30,040
我只想你加入我們的行列

637
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:34,400
我不看你

638
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:36,560
眼不見為淨

639
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:38,560
救命啊

640
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:40,000
你跑不了的

641
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:57,240
你們別過來啊

642
00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:58,520
我在鄉下吃狗肉的

643
00:39:58,600 --> 00:39:59,920
我最喜歡吃狗肉的啊

644
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,360
我告訴你們

645
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:05,440
衛老師 開門啦 是我啊

646
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:06,520
高老師

647
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:09,480
快開門啦有很多狗追著我快開門啦

648
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:10,720
來來來來啦

649
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:12,480
高老師

650
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:22,720
高老師 你幹什麼

651
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:25,200
我很害怕

652
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:28,400
我這個人哪害怕起來就渾身是汗

653
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:31,200
你一身的汗脫衣服著涼啊 當心

654
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,920
是啊 不知道為什麼

655
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,560
也許是驚慌過度

656
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:37,760
所以冷熱不分啦

657
00:40:38,240 --> 00:40:39,440
你還脫

658
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:43,840
怕起來手腳都不聽使喚了

659
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:45,600
這 是學校啊

660
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,640
我知道

661
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:49,720
我們都是教書的

662
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:51,960
我知道

663
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,960
教育局不許我們

664
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:57,640
我都知道

665
00:40:58,040 --> 00:40:59,560
行了 夠了

666
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,320
你知不知道你這種行為

667
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:06,880
是要讓一個血氣方剛

668
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:09,840
和稍微有點君子風度的男人看到

669
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:12,000
就一定會抵擋不住生理上

670
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:14,640
那一種原始欲望需要

671
00:41:14,720 --> 00:41:17,880
會不知不覺的對你做出性侵犯的行為

672
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:19,680
我都知道

673
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:29,400
你你要幹什麼

674
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:31,280
你放莊重點啊

675
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:33,520
我是練童子功的 我金身不壞

676
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,920
你再過來就是三級片了

677
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,840
我知道

678
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:43,640
我的媽啊

679
00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:45,640
不得了了 不得了了

680
00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:46,880
我查到了

681
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:48,480
今天早上原來有很多男女老師

682
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:49,920
全都被鬼迷啊

683
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,760
全聽那個歐陽協成的指揮呀

684
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:53,760
還有啊 聽我說

685
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:55,480
今天早上有七個中一的學生

686
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:57,600
全都吃麥皮噎死了

687
00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:59,080
哇 這麼厲害

688
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:04,000
又死了一個

689
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:07,120
喂 你們怎麼搞的

690
00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:09,760
我冒著生命危險前來給你們報信

691
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:11,840
竟然 連鼓勵的掌聲也沒有

692
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,040
噓

693
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:14,480
噓什麼我說錯了嗎

694
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:16,440
臭小子加班期間在找同學聊天

695
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:17,600
衛老師

696
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:18,800
幹你的活去

697
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:20,400
小心 小心啊

698
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:21,440
沒事

699
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:23,480
你不來報信 我們都看見了

700
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,400
不對 衛老師眼睛都直了

701
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:27,560
他一定是被鬼迷了

702
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:28,960
誰都知道

703
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:30,920
小衛

704
00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:37,800
來呀 我有話跟你說

705
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:40,320
見了鬼了

706
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:43,680
看來以後我們不能靠衛老師了

707
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:45,040
是啊

708
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:49,280
你幹什麼  噓

709
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:50,480
別這麼大聲啊

710
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:51,800
我們現在很危險啊

711
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:52,920
我現在告訴你哦

712
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,360
我們做越獄金剛

713
00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:56,600
今天晚上十二點在大門口等

714
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:58,240
你儘快通知其他老師啊

715
00:42:58,320 --> 00:42:59,440
我是不會這麼做的

716
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:00,720
阿宜

717
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,080
你不必擔心

718
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:04,080
我會保護你安全出去的

719
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:06,400
我是說我絕不會跟你在一起的

720
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:09,480
這種時候你還說這種話啊

721
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:11,240
我想的很清楚

722
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:13,360
我們根本就合不來

723
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:15,120
什麼 合不來

724
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:16,800
我們大家都喜歡吃臭豆腐的嘛

725
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:18,240
你愛吃皮我愛吃肉

726
00:43:18,720 --> 00:43:19,960
怎麼會合得來

727
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:22,440
你以後別來找我了

728
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:25,680
我老實告訴你

729
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:28,760
在這個世界上 我最喜歡的

730
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,280
只有成哥一個

731
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:33,040
成哥

732
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:35,600
原來你

733
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:42,920
學校不知道搞什麼鬼

734
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,320
把什麼鬼都惹來了