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我塞你好了

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望什麽 沒見過女仔啊 開飯了

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開飯了

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你們簡直是班生番

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快些 肚子餓了

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給我筷子 不要爭

7
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你的

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你的

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你的

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放開啊 我的

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你搞什麽鬼

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怎麽了 沒有啊

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我是餓得很啦 神經

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吃飯

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吃吧

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好熱啊 留點菜給我啊 好

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真是很熱 留些菜給我

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不知爲什麽我也好熱 留點菜啊

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去了 我也去

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不知爲什麽裏面特別熱

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不要靠過來 我肥嘛

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一場兄弟嘛

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我也攀 我扶住

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好熱啊

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小心我眼鏡啊

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好熱啊

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幹什麽 大家明白啦

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我弄得正些

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我看嘛 神經啊

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那 是不是

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死了嘛 你去死

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神經的 樓上是不是想要命啊

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這麽大塊玻璃掉下來都有的

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老傢伙啊 怎麽還不回來啊

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樓上啦 他

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老傢伙 怎麽還不回來

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我收完衣服就回來了

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快點 我熱水器開不到 怎去沖凉

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行了

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見沒見 不見她了呢

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真舒服 那還好些

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還有沒有鏡 鏡子全讓你打爛了

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我的拖鞋放哪去了 幫我找找啦

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過來

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我與你 算不算老友

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都算是的

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謝謝 這是我的

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借來用用嘛

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分一半給我

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該我了

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望遠鏡我的 別衝動

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看完給你看吧

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不要吵了

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不要亂動 我知道怎麽調

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好了啊 輪到我和一公升了

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我們調准了給你嘛

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是不是這裏

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骨叔

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你們這麽晚出來做什麽啊

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我們正在學太極

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那你呢 我

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是啊 那你呢

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我扛梯子來收衣服啊

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望遠鏡 剛好

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今晚的月色這麽靚 借來用用

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我的 我還沒看

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骨叔 你隨便看

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我找找

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找到了

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望遠鏡我的 給回我

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老傢伙 我沖完了 到你了

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你們一班人在做什麽啊

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不是 我們在打太極

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是啊 打得挺好的

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還不上來洗澡 影響別人睡覺啊

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幸虧剛才沒看見 不然我

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她現在很失禮你嗎

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痛不痛啊

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其實有什麽理由沖凉這麽久的

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其實 剛才你又不講

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你啥時問過我 別吵了

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我說最慘是水泡

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什麽都沒看卻被人打了一巴掌

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他都沒出聲 你們別多事

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說來說去 最衰你們 專欺負我的

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不要這麽說 最多下次讓你先看

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是了 下次就我先 記住

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說過算話

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骨叔 你去那兒啊

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這麽夜 你上去作甚

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你們聽不到 骨嬸叫我上去嗎

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上去沖凉啊 沖凉

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骨叔 怎麽這麽晚

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我上來沖凉 我老婆跟你講過吧

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是啊 進來吧

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你這麽晚洗頭 不怕

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不怕 我們也是很晚才洗頭的

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我們樓下的熱水爐壞了 所以就

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樓上樓下 幫下忙啦 是啊

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我叫水泡 我一公升

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那你 他叫大官 我叫風筒

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叫我風筒哥就行了

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我叫做阿Pat 爲何你們名字這麽怪

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花名當然是怪的啦

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你不用怕 我們都是好人 尤其是我

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那你們隨便了 行了

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我走到哪你們就跟到哪 算什麽

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我們也是沖凉的嘛

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是啊 最多給你先去

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讓我先 你以爲我不知啊

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你們想我沖凉時就同她說話 我才不去

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那最多我們先吧

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我先 你說什麽

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我先 你去先啦

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他該死

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還有 你沒洗碗啊

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現在幾點叫我洗碗 明天再說 不行

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你來評理 有什麽理由叫我現在去洗碗

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我也覺得你現在該去洗碗

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連你也

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快點 現在去

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你幹嘛 沖完凉了

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沖完凉還不走 走吧

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大官 輪到你了 先輪到你不行嗎

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骨叔 到你沖凉了 什麽 我

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是啊 我們敬老 應該讓你先去

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別的不說 不過沖凉我是不會爭的

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老老實實 抽三宮 輸了的即進去

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沒所謂

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你以爲我怕你嘛 翻吧

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551 釘點 你輸定了 你看著

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三 七 你零點

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保佑我 到你

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三條三 骨叔

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你走啦 皇帝

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喂你做什麽  看

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散場了 走

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老老實實 我會做的了 不用說了

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他們說沖凉的

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對啊 不知爲什麽走了

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這機是你的

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是啊 買了三千多塊

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好靚

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你說那機的後邊啊

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你好中意聽歌啊

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是啊 中意到發燒 我自己都有唱

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我聽到 你聽過嘛

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剛剛你沖凉 我聽到一點點

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首歌叫做

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《風箏》嘛 曾路德唱的 好肥的那個

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我好中意這首歌的 是嗎

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你又說要沖凉的 是啊

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我們上來沖凉 有沒有打擾到你啊

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無所謂 你們的熱水爐壞了嘛

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是啊 壞了嘛

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你的頭髮好靚 是嗎

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對了 你幫我吹下後面的 好難吹的

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行 謝謝

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大官 她好靚啊 親一口啊

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她等著你的 過去啊

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你怎麽可以這麽無賴的

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不怕 跟她講 你中意她

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你這樣會嚇著她的

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你怕什麽 趁沒人 親一口再說

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千萬不要啊

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親啊 不好

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親了再說 不好

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親 不好

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你做什麽

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我想先去洗個冷水澡

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死啊你

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水泡 你不要吵行不行

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死鬧鐘

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早晨 早晨

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早晨 早晨

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推  推

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死老傢伙 你想推去哪啊

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我沒啊 這招叫做西山抱月啊

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我一抱啊 抱回來

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阿Pat

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這麽巧 你也來晨運嗎

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是啊 我每早都來跑幾圈的

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那爲什麽你還有這麽大的肚子啊

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正因爲這樣我才每天早上起來跑步

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對了 你搬來多長時間了

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兩周左右

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那你每晚都沒熱水沖凉

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是啊 我們很慘的 尤其是我

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阿Pat 我今晚去你那沖凉 行不

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無所謂 你來吧

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真的

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阿Pat 那我今晚就上去了

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你上來吧 那我就上了

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水泡

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到你真的有四十四噸的時候你就了

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懵仔

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表叔 我今天想早些走行不行

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不行

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我都打掃乾淨這些東西了

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不行就是不行

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來 表叔

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再來一支

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古古惑惑 我知你肯定有事

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什麽事

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究竟什麽事 不講我就不讓你早走

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不要啊 表叔

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最多我明天早些回來開鋪 不行

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那我明晚遲些走吧 不行

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那扣人工行不行啊

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你早點說就不用費這麽多口水

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阿Pat 我是上來沖凉的

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不知方不方便借個厠所給我用一用

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她應承過我給我沖凉 不是 上去再講

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阿Pat

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阿Pat

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沒人的 沒鎖門 又叫我上來沖凉

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沖了再說

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二索 嫦娥

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死人頭 又不鎖好門 遲早讓小偷進來

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啊

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哼 哼什麽啊你

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哼一下都不行啊

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你處處不坐 偏要坐過來 要幹什麽

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怎麽你現在連火車都管嗎

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好了 你跟著我這麽久跟夠沒有

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好笑 誰跟著你

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你 難道

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先生 你想買點什麽啊

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風箏 到隔壁書局買吧

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不是 我是說那個唱片啊

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我以爲你要買紙鳶

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00:26:07,460 --> 00:26:12,820
好肥的那個誰唱的 曾路德

233
00:26:13,620 --> 00:26:16,620
是不是這個 是啊

234
00:26:16,900 --> 00:26:18,740
18元 謝謝

235
00:26:22,900 --> 00:26:26,660
大官 你好

236
00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:28,980
買唱碟啊 是啊

237
00:26:31,740 --> 00:26:33,100
怎麽你都喜歡來琴行的嗎

238
00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:36,900
有空就來走走 我都中意來琴行的

239
00:26:37,300 --> 00:26:38,980
怎麽我沒見過你的

240
00:26:39,060 --> 00:26:41,220
多謝 找兩塊 我不是來這間

241
00:26:41,540 --> 00:26:45,780
什麽來的 《風箏》我送給你的

242
00:26:46,300 --> 00:26:50,140
這碟我都有了 你不聽見我常唱嗎

243
00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:53,060
你家裏肯定有很多唱碟的 一般啦

244
00:26:55,380 --> 00:26:56,700
我好中意聽唱片的

245
00:26:57,140 --> 00:26:58,900
有空我上去你那聽行不行啊

246
00:27:00,980 --> 00:27:03,340
無所謂 有空你就來吧

247
00:27:03,420 --> 00:27:05,060
沒椰子 換朱古力 好嗎

248
00:27:05,140 --> 00:27:08,380
隨便吧 你吃不吃

249
00:27:11,660 --> 00:27:13,940
走了 再不走 沒票賣了

250
00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:15,940
我走先了 拜拜

251
00:27:23,460 --> 00:27:24,860
看下你啊 搞的

252
00:27:24,940 --> 00:27:26,900
輕點啊 好痛啊

253
00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:31,900
怎麽搞成這樣 你問他

254
00:27:31,980 --> 00:27:34,420
又是她應承過給我上去沖凉

255
00:27:34,700 --> 00:27:37,500
我就上去 誰知沖一半 就被打成這樣

256
00:27:38,260 --> 00:27:39,980
被人打 是啊

257
00:27:40,060 --> 00:27:41,420
你知不知哪個打成我這樣的

258
00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:44,180
誰啊 就在你報館做的咖喱鶏

259
00:27:45,700 --> 00:27:47,860
這麽巧 就是

260
00:27:48,220 --> 00:27:50,140
你又是活該 上去沖又不叫我

261
00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:52,420
有我在不就沒事啦

262
00:27:52,700 --> 00:27:54,420
是啊 你現在才這麽講的

263
00:27:54,700 --> 00:27:56,020
要是換做你 你會你會叫我

264
00:27:58,580 --> 00:28:00,580
痛死你都值啊 老友

265
00:28:00,900 --> 00:28:03,300
其實講來講去 都是你自己沒用

266
00:28:03,660 --> 00:28:05,900
被人打 你也打回她才是嘛

267
00:28:06,260 --> 00:28:10,780
那我是有一點不對 還說自己不對

268
00:28:11,580 --> 00:28:14,180
你被人看全裸了知不知啊

269
00:28:15,060 --> 00:28:18,500
男人打女人很衰 男人被女人打不更衰

270
00:28:20,220 --> 00:28:21,620
你有被女人打嗎

271
00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:23,660
你又咩 好威

272
00:28:31,740 --> 00:28:33,780
這麽巧的 是啊

273
00:28:34,260 --> 00:28:36,700
探朋友 你呢

274
00:28:36,980 --> 00:28:38,460
我就住在樓上的啦

275
00:28:40,540 --> 00:28:42,980
我以爲你跟住我 傻了 怎麽會

276
00:28:45,540 --> 00:28:47,740
你再見到我爸別說我住這裏啊

277
00:28:48,540 --> 00:28:51,540
我現在都不是你的私家看護了 拜拜

278
00:28:54,020 --> 00:28:55,860
好走哦

279
00:28:58,180 --> 00:28:59,660
你們猜我在樓下撞到誰啊

280
00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:01,860
原來就是以前的病人啊 大官

281
00:29:01,940 --> 00:29:04,860
這麽巧就住在樓下 你們說巧不巧

282
00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:08,500
爲何你們個個都不出聲啊

283
00:29:09,540 --> 00:29:12,620
二索 好惹不惹 惹了樓下的男仔上來

284
00:29:13,020 --> 00:29:15,340
這樣怎麽行啊 就是啊

285
00:29:15,660 --> 00:29:17,260
上來過一次就老是要上來

286
00:29:17,340 --> 00:29:18,940
那個死肥仔說上來沖凉

287
00:29:19,220 --> 00:29:21,740
我就像拍薑一樣拍他走

288
00:29:21,820 --> 00:29:23,900
二索我這次真是幫不了你了

289
00:29:24,220 --> 00:29:26,860
那不是啊 大家住樓上樓下

290
00:29:26,940 --> 00:29:28,780
難道人家開了聲 我能不幫人家嗎

291
00:29:29,060 --> 00:29:31,300
說不定有一日 我們也要人家幫的嘛

292
00:29:31,380 --> 00:29:35,380
所以說不怕生錯命就怕改錯名

293
00:29:35,660 --> 00:29:37,340
就像你這樣 叫二索

294
00:29:37,420 --> 00:29:39,940
容易索 遲早叫人索去了都不知

295
00:29:40,220 --> 00:29:42,220
我會帶眼識人的啦

296
00:29:42,580 --> 00:29:44,980
最好啦 不要說我不提醒你

297
00:29:45,260 --> 00:29:46,660
下邊那幫人沒一個好人的

298
00:29:46,940 --> 00:29:50,100
你又不認識人家 你怎麽知道

299
00:29:51,020 --> 00:29:52,060
什麽不認識

300
00:29:52,340 --> 00:29:55,300
上次我跟你們說的經紀就住二樓

301
00:29:56,860 --> 00:30:00,700
看你成天穿衣服穿得像去沙灘那樣

302
00:30:00,980 --> 00:30:02,580
容易被人占便宜了

303
00:30:02,660 --> 00:30:06,740
難怪你叫嫦娥 每天囉嗦

304
00:30:06,820 --> 00:30:12,380
好心才說說你 又不見我說她喊包

305
00:30:12,700 --> 00:30:16,860
總之下面那幫人就少惹爲妙

306
00:30:17,500 --> 00:30:20,580
這麽巧的 天助我也

307
00:30:20,940 --> 00:30:23,940
看你的衰樣 快要開心到痴了

308
00:30:24,220 --> 00:30:26,780
一公升 你真是這麽中意她

309
00:30:27,180 --> 00:30:28,420
簡直就是一見鍾情

310
00:30:28,700 --> 00:30:33,060
我勸你別惹樓上那班女生 爲何

311
00:30:33,340 --> 00:30:36,220
越難得的東西 我就越有興趣

312
00:30:36,620 --> 00:30:40,220
况且上面四個女仔又生得幾靚

313
00:30:41,060 --> 00:30:43,500
四個對四個 剛剛好

314
00:30:43,580 --> 00:30:47,780
先講明 這次不要落下我 要有我一份

315
00:30:47,860 --> 00:30:49,580
神經 本來就沒落下你那份啊

316
00:30:49,900 --> 00:30:52,060
這樣才算兄弟 對

317
00:30:52,140 --> 00:30:54,580
正所謂近水樓臺先得月

318
00:30:54,660 --> 00:30:57,740
他們住在我們上面 這回我要撈個大月

319
00:30:58,140 --> 00:31:01,940
沒錯 所謂寧可殺錯都不可放過

320
00:31:02,300 --> 00:31:06,020
馬上上去看看什麽環境 這麽快

321
00:31:06,340 --> 00:31:08,580
衆卿家 有

322
00:31:08,660 --> 00:31:11,820
拿出勇氣我們上 上

323
00:31:15,620 --> 00:31:17,740
搞什麽鬼啊

324
00:31:18,060 --> 00:31:20,300
她啊 就是她打成我這樣的

325
00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:22,540
怎麽你住在我下面啊

326
00:31:22,900 --> 00:31:26,060
大家認識 就容易說話了

327
00:31:26,380 --> 00:31:28,700
那有什麽就儘管講啦

328
00:31:29,100 --> 00:31:32,740
我們想樓上樓下應該互相聯絡

329
00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:35,700
是 俗話說 遠親不如近鄰

330
00:31:36,100 --> 00:31:37,900
進來坐 好

331
00:31:37,980 --> 00:31:41,540
慢著 你們現在是不是上來求和

332
00:31:41,620 --> 00:31:43,220
求就求

333
00:31:46,420 --> 00:31:47,740
等我們考慮下先

334
00:31:48,260 --> 00:31:50,540
麻煩先出去 要出去

335
00:32:06,100 --> 00:32:08,740
幾位商量過後 認爲應該怎麽樣

336
00:32:09,140 --> 00:32:12,660
對于你們的請求 我們原則上都接納

337
00:32:12,740 --> 00:32:14,100
我早都估到了

338
00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:17,620
不過這是女仔地方 講話不是很方便

339
00:32:17,980 --> 00:32:21,300
你們明晚請我們吃頓晚飯 當時賠罪了

340
00:32:22,220 --> 00:32:23,940
還要請吃飯

341
00:32:24,660 --> 00:32:28,020
請吃飯不是問題 那我們不如明晚

342
00:32:28,100 --> 00:32:29,860
7點鐘上來接你們 好不 好

343
00:32:32,220 --> 00:32:36,580
大家隨便點 我們請 千萬不要客氣

344
00:32:37,340 --> 00:32:39,100
行了 我們會的

345
00:32:40,700 --> 00:32:42,980
麻煩兩隻 四隻童子鶏

346
00:32:46,220 --> 00:32:47,420
還有兩打禾花雀

347
00:32:51,460 --> 00:32:53,340
厲害 這次沒命了

348
00:32:53,660 --> 00:32:55,620
嫦娥 這裏的菜這麽貴 不如

349
00:32:55,700 --> 00:32:58,900
貴 你這麽客氣 他們會不中意的

350
00:32:59,380 --> 00:33:01,060
等我來點吧

351
00:33:01,460 --> 00:33:03,340
剛才的東西全部不要了

352
00:33:10,140 --> 00:33:13,620
給我寫四份龍蝦滋味湯 兩打澳洲生蚝

353
00:33:14,940 --> 00:33:18,660
兩打法國田螺 四客紐西蘭牛扒

354
00:33:47,340 --> 00:33:48,900
服務生

355
00:33:50,940 --> 00:33:52,300
四杯清水

356
00:33:56,100 --> 00:33:57,820
好吃

357
00:33:58,220 --> 00:34:02,940
多謝你們這餐 不用多謝

358
00:34:04,380 --> 00:34:06,340
嫦娥 我們有事先走啊

359
00:34:06,780 --> 00:34:08,300
是 我們走了

360
00:34:12,140 --> 00:34:14,420
這麽快 坐會先啦

361
00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:16,380
剛剛吃完 再坐坐吧

362
00:34:16,460 --> 00:34:18,620
是 有什麽好坐的

363
00:34:18,700 --> 00:34:21,220
坐什麽啊 反正是兩輛的士 走了

364
00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:23,460
下次我們回請你們吧

365
00:34:23,540 --> 00:34:25,780
請什麽 很多錢嘛 走吧

366
00:34:25,860 --> 00:34:27,340
你們先走吧

367
00:34:32,780 --> 00:34:35,540
老實說 夠錢結帳嘛

368
00:34:39,180 --> 00:34:40,740
大牛一張 夠不夠啊

369
00:34:41,060 --> 00:34:42,140
夠了

370
00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:45,180
服務生 埋單

371
00:34:47,060 --> 00:34:48,500
那個護士姐姐挺好

372
00:34:49,620 --> 00:34:52,500
如果講少些 吃少些更好啊

373
00:34:54,300 --> 00:34:57,220
你先出著 回去還給你 到時再算

374
00:34:57,300 --> 00:34:59,420
多謝 820元 什麽

375
00:35:05,580 --> 00:35:08,860
我們還想要多幾杯清水 加冰

376
00:35:09,820 --> 00:35:11,100
好

377
00:35:12,780 --> 00:35:14,300
你有多少啊

378
00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:16,100
100多啊

379
00:35:17,100 --> 00:35:19,980
那你們 我只有幾十元

380
00:35:21,380 --> 00:35:23,140
我只有幾塊啊

381
00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:28,860
怎麽你們出街不帶錢 預著你有的

382
00:35:31,380 --> 00:35:33,020
喝清水不飽的哦

383
00:35:37,660 --> 00:35:42,380
那現在怎麽辦 不如叫你爸送錢來

384
00:35:42,460 --> 00:35:45,060
神經 想死啊

385
00:35:53,140 --> 00:35:54,460
有了 什麽啊

386
00:35:54,740 --> 00:35:56,980
你不是有金鎖嘛 不行的

387
00:35:57,300 --> 00:35:59,060
給了再說 事急馬行田嘛

388
00:35:59,340 --> 00:36:02,060
不行 先給了他啊大官

389
00:36:02,140 --> 00:36:05,620
不行 這金鎖 我爸每晚都會看過

390
00:36:06,060 --> 00:36:08,980
拉了去坐牢 你爸一個月都看不到一次

391
00:36:09,420 --> 00:36:12,140
給了 沒辦法的啊

392
00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:14,820
服務生

393
00:36:16,540 --> 00:36:18,580
好 820元

394
00:36:22,540 --> 00:36:23,900
拿穩哦

395
00:36:35,540 --> 00:36:36,940
你說他們現在會怎麽樣啊

396
00:36:37,020 --> 00:36:39,900
我想不至于洗碗的

397
00:36:40,180 --> 00:36:42,340
不過我想他們這個月天天要挨白粥了

398
00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:47,420
其實我們這次吃人家一頓 不是很好

399
00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:50,780
有什麽不好 起碼我們大家都吃飽了

400
00:36:51,060 --> 00:36:55,100
經常上來沖凉 吃一頓都不是很過分

401
00:36:55,420 --> 00:36:58,780
我想這一餐沒有一千也有八百啦

402
00:36:59,140 --> 00:37:02,540
只是他們會飛禽大咬 我們不會

403
00:37:02,900 --> 00:37:06,700
這四個傢伙膽生毛 把我們當水魚

404
00:37:06,980 --> 00:37:08,700
真是要回贈她們一頓勁的

405
00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:12,780
不吃也都吃了差不多千了 還說什麽

406
00:37:14,420 --> 00:37:17,340
幸好有金牌頂上 下次真不知如何

407
00:37:21,860 --> 00:37:26,180
反正都成了事實了 不如就這樣算了

408
00:37:26,500 --> 00:37:29,980
不行 就這麽算了 這麽沒大志

409
00:37:30,300 --> 00:37:33,820
論高 有一公升 論大 有水泡

410
00:37:34,300 --> 00:37:35,660
論有錢 有大官

411
00:37:36,100 --> 00:37:39,620
論斯文靚仔的話 有我

412
00:37:40,140 --> 00:37:42,940
這麽好的條件 怎麽會追不到她們

413
00:37:43,380 --> 00:37:46,460
想想也是啊 當然了

414
00:37:46,860 --> 00:37:51,300
况且我們用眼尾瞧瞧她 已是幾生修到

415
00:37:51,580 --> 00:37:54,100
勸你們不要發這些白日夢

416
00:37:54,500 --> 00:37:57,260
什麽白日夢 你不記得了

417
00:37:57,540 --> 00:38:00,460
在學校時 我們四人幫沒失落過的

418
00:38:00,540 --> 00:38:04,580
沒錯 我們就重組四人幫

419
00:38:04,860 --> 00:38:07,060
一人追一個 追回一個

420
00:38:07,620 --> 00:38:09,060
追不到不放過

421
00:38:09,500 --> 00:38:14,540
你都要搬出來住 同我們作戰到底

422
00:38:14,940 --> 00:38:17,500
是啊 作你個死人頭啊

423
00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:19,820
我現在連金鎖都沒有了

424
00:38:19,900 --> 00:38:21,060
回去不知怎麽向老爸交代

425
00:38:23,100 --> 00:38:27,340
他回去挺麻煩的 想想法子啊

426
00:38:30,100 --> 00:38:32,220
真是多謝菩薩保佑

427
00:38:32,580 --> 00:38:36,380
金價天天漲起 店鋪生意好

428
00:38:37,380 --> 00:38:39,540
我願燒只金猪還神

429
00:38:41,460 --> 00:38:45,100
你這麽誠心 菩薩日日會保佑你的

430
00:38:47,380 --> 00:38:49,940
幫下手 坐下

431
00:38:50,020 --> 00:38:54,020
什麽事 他今天游泳 不小心浸了下

432
00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:57,780
那你還不打電話請醫生 是

433
00:38:58,060 --> 00:38:59,980
不用請醫生了

434
00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:03,100
你現在好多了是嗎  是啊

435
00:39:03,780 --> 00:39:05,900
好很多 倒些參湯出來給他喝

436
00:39:06,180 --> 00:39:07,980
好了

437
00:39:08,620 --> 00:39:12,620
本來他游泳不錯的 怎麽會出事

438
00:39:13,060 --> 00:39:15,740
是啊 我今天一下水就沉了

439
00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:19,180
爸 好像被人拉脚一樣

440
00:39:19,780 --> 00:39:23,460
有這麽怪的事 這還不算怪啊

441
00:39:23,780 --> 00:39:26,180
我們今天走著走著 他突然砰的一聲

442
00:39:26,260 --> 00:39:30,700
直接摔在地上 你是不是有病

443
00:39:31,100 --> 00:39:32,500
老爺 可以開飯了

444
00:39:32,780 --> 00:39:35,620
一起吃飯 那我不客氣了

445
00:39:36,100 --> 00:39:37,820
嬌啊 擺多個位啊

446
00:39:42,260 --> 00:39:44,420
祥仔 喝了它啦

447
00:39:45,220 --> 00:39:46,620
多謝啊 合喝的

448
00:39:49,260 --> 00:39:53,020
爸 有件事 不知應不應該講給你聽

449
00:39:53,100 --> 00:39:57,700
有事就講啊 我丟了金鎖啊

450
00:39:58,060 --> 00:40:02,540
什麽話 我怕你養不大 特意制給你戴

451
00:40:02,860 --> 00:40:04,300
怎麽會不見了

452
00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:08,180
原來你不見了金鎖 怪不得

453
00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:11,700
人家說東西戴著戴著突然不戴 好邪的

454
00:40:12,020 --> 00:40:14,460
祥仔 你也是的

455
00:40:14,780 --> 00:40:18,940
明知道不見了金鎖 那就不應該游泳

456
00:40:19,380 --> 00:40:23,500
幸好現在沒事 多謝菩薩保佑

457
00:40:24,340 --> 00:40:26,780
沒講這麽多 老爺 先過去吃飯啦

458
00:40:27,340 --> 00:40:29,900
有飯氣到肚子 祥仔就會好點啦

459
00:40:31,060 --> 00:40:33,020
小心 行不行

460
00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:36,660
無理由的啊 小心些

461
00:40:38,020 --> 00:40:39,540
吃飯了不要客氣

462
00:40:41,980 --> 00:40:44,780
筷子落地 不吉利

463
00:40:45,580 --> 00:40:47,740
順便夾菜啊 不要客氣

464
00:40:48,020 --> 00:40:49,380
我會啦

465
00:40:49,740 --> 00:40:52,380
祥仔 爲何你的手這麽震啊

466
00:40:54,860 --> 00:40:57,180
又一次掉了 真是的

467
00:40:57,260 --> 00:40:59,020
我幫你撿 你不要彎下腰啊

468
00:40:59,700 --> 00:41:02,540
那個金鎖 怎麽會不見啊

469
00:41:05,260 --> 00:41:07,740
怎麽這樣啊

470
00:41:11,980 --> 00:41:14,540
壞了 筷子斷成兩截了

471
00:41:14,820 --> 00:41:19,500
壞了 象牙筷子都會跌斷的

472
00:41:21,260 --> 00:41:24,060
這麽不好的兆頭 老爺

473
00:41:24,380 --> 00:41:26,180
不好兆頭 今次壞了

474
00:41:26,460 --> 00:41:28,540
我們即刻去拜神

475
00:41:31,860 --> 00:41:33,460
你沒事吧 我沒

476
00:41:34,300 --> 00:41:35,900
你說他們趕不趕得及來呢

477
00:41:46,460 --> 00:41:51,140
喵喵喵

478
00:41:58,660 --> 00:42:01,580
怎麽還不見猫啊 不見猫怎麽辦啊

479
00:42:47,740 --> 00:42:49,260
這不是黑猫啊

480
00:42:49,580 --> 00:42:51,260
沒時間了

481
00:43:08,780 --> 00:43:12,900
你要誠心點拜 菩薩才會保佑你

482
00:43:31,420 --> 00:43:32,820
猫啊猫啊

483
00:43:37,860 --> 00:43:42,820
壞了 是黑猫 扔了它

484
00:43:49,180 --> 00:43:50,460
什麽聲音

485
00:43:52,460 --> 00:43:57,140
你怎麽樣 坐下先 慢慢

486
00:43:57,220 --> 00:44:01,940
你沒事吧 先坐下

487
00:44:02,740 --> 00:44:07,140
爲何無端端有只黑猫來 誰知道啊

488
00:44:07,580 --> 00:44:10,820
你不要說我多口 大官一定是犯小人

489
00:44:11,420 --> 00:44:13,460
我說像了 別了

490
00:44:13,540 --> 00:44:17,060
明天趕著補制金鎖給他 希望他沒事

491
00:44:17,340 --> 00:44:19,060
造金鎖不是辦法啊

492
00:44:19,340 --> 00:44:21,020
正所謂保得一時保不了一世

493
00:44:21,340 --> 00:44:25,100
不如這樣我認識一個算命先生

494
00:44:25,500 --> 00:44:30,060
我小時候也病得厲害 是他救了我

495
00:44:30,140 --> 00:44:32,620
不如帶大官去看下 好不好

496
00:44:33,740 --> 00:44:35,140
這樣啊 都好啊

497
00:44:35,220 --> 00:44:36,900
今年是流年不利

498
00:44:38,180 --> 00:44:41,260
他呢 一定要避開下才行的

499
00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:46,860
如果不是 就大限難逃

500
00:44:46,940 --> 00:44:50,820
那怎麽避啊 好簡單啊

501
00:44:51,420 --> 00:44:54,540
搬開住就行了 搬開住

502
00:44:54,820 --> 00:44:57,060
是啊 搬開住三年

503
00:44:57,580 --> 00:45:02,420
再回來就萬事勝意 什麽事都沒有了

504
00:45:03,260 --> 00:45:06,700
他說要搬開住 怎麽辦啊

505
00:45:08,100 --> 00:45:10,780
那你的意思怎樣 我看

506
00:45:10,860 --> 00:45:18,180
先生 占卦問卜 就是依書直講的

507
00:45:19,060 --> 00:45:22,260
信不信就你們拿主意了

508
00:45:24,140 --> 00:45:26,060
那多謝你了 好

509
00:45:28,900 --> 00:45:31,220
慢走了

510
00:45:40,340 --> 00:45:42,860
你剛才怎麽跟他說話的

511
00:45:42,940 --> 00:45:45,300
你應該告訴他 一定要搬出去住

512
00:45:45,580 --> 00:45:47,540
我不是說了要搬出去住啦

513
00:45:48,220 --> 00:45:50,300
你要嚇嚇他才行嘛 是啊

514
00:45:50,380 --> 00:45:52,940
我說大限難逃就是嚇他了

515
00:45:53,260 --> 00:45:56,580
被他累死了 累死

516
00:45:57,020 --> 00:46:02,540
我才收兩百塊 要說假話 又要騙他

517
00:46:02,820 --> 00:46:05,380
我就算去做臨時演員都掙到了

518
00:46:05,780 --> 00:46:07,420
來 快給錢

519
00:46:12,380 --> 00:46:16,180
慢著 講到不清不楚的 五折好了

520
00:46:16,540 --> 00:46:18,140
就這樣吧

521
00:46:20,340 --> 00:46:22,140
你夠膽 快點回來

522
00:46:25,780 --> 00:46:28,580
下次別這樣了 算了

523
00:46:29,820 --> 00:46:31,260
老爺 回來了

524
00:46:31,340 --> 00:46:33,060
少奶 大少

525
00:46:41,500 --> 00:46:44,580
世伯 那位先生講的事真是好准的

526
00:46:44,980 --> 00:46:48,420
其實這些事寧可信其有不可信其無

527
00:46:48,780 --> 00:46:52,260
是 但你知道

528
00:46:53,420 --> 00:46:56,180
我只有阿祥這一個兒子

529
00:46:56,460 --> 00:47:01,660
我都知 不過搬開一下又不是不回來

530
00:47:02,260 --> 00:47:04,940
總好過你整天提心吊膽好吧

531
00:47:05,340 --> 00:47:08,220
阿爸 我好不舒服啊

532
00:47:10,460 --> 00:47:16,420
好 你搬出去 要自己小心點才好

533
00:47:17,740 --> 00:47:19,380
不然我倆就牽挂死了

534
00:47:20,460 --> 00:47:23,020
是啊 記住聽阿爸的話 小心點啊

535
00:47:24,340 --> 00:47:27,380
你掂曬 我掂曬 個個都掂曬

536
00:47:29,020 --> 00:47:31,380
講明瞭 從今以後 我們是沙煲兄弟

537
00:47:31,660 --> 00:47:34,580
共同進退 有福同享 有難同當

538
00:47:34,900 --> 00:47:37,140
沒錯了 當然了

539
00:47:37,940 --> 00:47:41,780
第一步就是將上面四個女孩