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彩鳳


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怎麼會是你？


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昨夜是我和你？


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包公子, 既然我們已行了夫妻之禮


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現在我已是你的人      怎會的？


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我娶的明明是你姐, 怎會變成是你


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你聽我說, 昨天我們家


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一天有兩門婚事, 大姐本該嫁給你


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我嫁去丁家, 但不知為何陰差陽錯


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掉換了      掉換了？


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嫁人怎可以掉換了, 現在怎麼辦？


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包公子, 你該知道我是喜歡你的


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可我從沒想過要娶你


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你真的從沒喜歡我？


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難道除了大姐, 你就沒辦法


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接受我做你的妻子？


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你真的這樣拒絕我？


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別再問了…我現在甚麼都不知道


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我只知道受騙的是我


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我知道…一直以來是我一廂情願


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原來你從來沒喜歡我


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如果你真的嫌棄, 我都不想逼你


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但我現在不再是黃花閨女


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也再沒有面目見人, 我寧願死


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也不要做一個棄婦      你別再說


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事情弄成這樣我也不想


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我不知道該怎麼辦


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荒唐…簡直是荒唐


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新娘怎可以糊裡糊塗的掉換了


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簡直是失禮街坊, 我兼面目無光


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爹, 但我已和她洞房


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如果現在不認帳趕她出門


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我怕她會自尋短見


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錯不在你, 要怪只能怪凌家方面


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辦事糊塗上錯轎


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我還要當著眾多賓客娶錯兒媳婦


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喝錯了茶, 事情傳了出去


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我包慶豐顏面何存？


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對不起, 爹      不關你事


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爹無道理要你吃這個啞巴虧


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可是如你所說, 她看不開


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自尋短見死了, 大吉大利


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那便多虧她了, 若人家傳了出去


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包家娶媳婦搞出人命


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人家不說, 我也要找個地洞鑽下去


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爹, 那是甚麼意思


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繼宗, 為了維護包家聲譽


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你委屈一下


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你要我接受她為妻？


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我知道你喜歡的是她姐姐


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可現在人家已嫁給那傻子沒法可想


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你不如考慮她妹妹


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何況她的樣子也不錯, 還珠圓玉潤


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應該會好生養, 算起來你沒有吃虧


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爹, 娶妻怎可以這樣計算呢


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沒法計算了, 你就當是為了包家


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為了爹的面子


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以前的人盲婚啞嫁都是這樣


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何況你們已經洞房


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或者相處下去你們會合得來


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若然相處下去不喜歡


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爹還可幫你納妾


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做男人最重要是顧全大局, 對嗎？


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進來


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老爺、少爺, 親家母凌夫人到來


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說有急事找你們


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來的好, 我正想找她算帳


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你好好想一下爹的說話


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你去看著那女子, 千萬別讓她出事


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就這樣


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對不起, 親家公, 我知錯了


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是我糊塗


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竟然讓兩個新娘掉換了上轎


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今天我特地向你斟茶認錯, 親家公


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不用了, 媳婦奉的茶


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我也差點兒吐了


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你斟的茶我還能喝得下嗎？


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真不好意思, 親家公


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別叫的這麼親熱


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我娶錯了兒媳婦, 是讓人家騙了


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你罵吧…我到來賠罪


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早有準備讓你罵的狗血淋頭


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可是我的彩蝶和包公子已洞房


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米已成炊了


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娘, 你別再說好嗎？


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彩蝶, 你怎麼提著行李跑出來


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發生甚麼事？


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事實是我們的錯, 我們還是走吧


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你別這麼衝動


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慢著, 你那筆糊塗帳我還沒跟你算


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你說走便走的嗎？


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對…包老爺說的對


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昨天包家敲鑼打鼓的娶你過門


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今天媳婦掉頭便跑掉, 娘不怕甚麼


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只怕你一時想不通, 會弄出人命


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這樣會令包家丟臉


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難道讓烏龍鎮上下的人笑話嗎？


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我真是感激你了


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還有我們的好女婿包公子


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你已和他行了夫妻之禮


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他又怎會佔你便宜, 趕你出門呢


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包公子是讀書人


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一定知道甚麼是禮義廉恥


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難道他毀你貞節, 逼你去死嗎？


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對不對, 好女婿？


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我沒有逼她      好了…


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事情無論如何都要解決, 對了繼宗


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爹跟你分析過利害, 這樣吧


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這一次爹替你作決定


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你就勉強要了這個媳婦吧


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你認為怎樣？


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一個姑娘失去貞節


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也很難要她再嫁的, 爹是一家之主


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一切聽你的好了


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好了女兒, 待會你斟茶給親家公喝


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以後乖乖的做包家媳婦


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柳湘湘, 我找你多時了


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親家母, 何事大駕了


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是錯, 不過是你全搞錯了


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婚約和聘書寫明是你女兒凌彩蝶


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嫁我兒子為妻


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怎麼會變成是姐姐凌彩鳳？


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你想怎樣呢？想退貨嗎？


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你可以不要阿鳳


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不過阿蝶已嫁入包家, 人家接受了


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不能走回頭了, 你要人便去包家


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你是用包家壓我嗎？為了兒子


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我米珠蓮誰都不怕, 可是…


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我也很想阿鳳做我的兒媳婦


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誰要我兒子喜歡她


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那傻子喜歡阿鳳？


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這真要恭喜你了, 親家母


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真是歪打正著


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只可惜你的長女在我家像發瘋似的


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怎麼也不肯和我兒子洞房


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我送了她出門就已經完成責任


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其他事情你自己解決好了


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你這是置身事外嗎？


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你是逼我把事情鬧上官府, 好吧


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到時且看是你理虧還是我不對


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呸, 大吉大利, 正在辦喜事


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怎麼要提官府


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你是想我過不了下半生嗎？


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那便請你勸服女兒


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乖乖的做我丁家的兒媳婦


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要不然我米珠蓮定會和你糾纏到底


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行…你不提官府二字便萬事有商量


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官府？有辦法


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如果你想阿鳳心甘情願


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和你兒子洞房, 你便和我合作


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怎樣合作？


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怎麼回事？怎麼滿貼紅雙喜


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有喜事嗎？      是女兒出嫁


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女兒出嫁？我甚麼時候有女兒出嫁


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在你出門那幾天


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慶豐行的包老爺到來提親


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彩蝶昨天便嫁入包家


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彩蝶嫁入包家？


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你是說本鎮的巨富包家？


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是的      但也不用那麼急


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該等我回來


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彩蝶一向喜歡包公子


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親家公亦焦急催婚, 我便答應他


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反正三朝回門時你也能趕及回來


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說的是, 最重要的是彩蝶喜歡


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算起來, 包家是本鎮巨富, 划得來


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彩鳳…      老爺…


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阿鳳昨天也嫁出去了


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阿鳳也出嫁了？      是的


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我出門才幾天你把女兒全嫁出去


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她嫁了甚麼人家？


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她那一戶是中上人家


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是甚麼人家呢？


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是笑口酥的少爺


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都算是個好人家


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慢著, 甚麼酥呢？


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笑口酥      他們有多少個兒子？


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一個


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糟糕, 阿鳳是嫁給那大呆蛋了


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你怎麼把阿鳳嫁給那傻子


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老爺, 是我不好, 我好賭誤事


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是這樣的, 十八年前


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我欠下餅舖女東家一筆債


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打算以婚約抵債


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說將來把女兒嫁給她的兒子


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你沒人性…你賣女還債


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是我不好      我知道


189
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阿鳳不是你所出


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所以你把她嫁給那傻子      不是


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婚約應該是阿蝶嫁入丁家不是阿鳳


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那怎麼會是阿鳳呢？


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說來話長了, 原本該是包家的花轎


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先到來接阿鳳, 可丁家的提早到來


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結果當日兩輛轎一起到來


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兩個大妗吵將起來


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一個說包老爺焦急


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另一個說丁家老爺等不及


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兩個爭相揹著新娘上轎


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但阿鳳不想嫁到包家


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阿蝶哭著說不想嫁給傻子


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結果推推拉拉, 拉拉扯扯的


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便糊裡糊塗上錯花轎


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你說的雜亂無章


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難怪糊裡糊塗, 亂七八糟


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就是這麼亂七八糟


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所以掉換了兩個新娘


208
00:11:43,440  --> 00:11:47,760
阿鳳嫁給那大呆子, 甚麼都完蛋了


209
00:11:47,840  --> 00:11:49,880
阿鳳給你害苦了


210
00:11:50,040  --> 00:11:50,960
老爺, 你上哪兒？


211
00:11:51,000  --> 00:11:52,640
去救阿鳳, 還上哪兒呢？


212
00:11:55,840  --> 00:11:57,720
大家是親家, 你不能那麼沒禮貌


213
00:11:57,760  --> 00:11:58,800
這樣子衝進來


214
00:11:58,960  --> 00:12:01,960
我還沒罵你, 你幹嘛關起我的女兒


215
00:12:02,000  --> 00:12:03,360
你快放她出來


216
00:12:03,440  --> 00:12:04,760
你來是幹甚麼呢？


217
00:12:04,840  --> 00:12:07,040
這位叔叔是誰？


218
00:12:07,160  --> 00:12:09,840
他是你的岳丈      岳丈是甚麼？


219
00:12:09,960  --> 00:12:13,200
岳丈是你小媳婦的爹, 叫人吧


220
00:12:13,360  --> 00:12:15,720
小媳婦的爹的岳丈


221
00:12:15,760  --> 00:12:17,160
慢著, 我沒有這樣的女婿


222
00:12:17,280  --> 00:12:19,520
阿鳳, 你在裡面嗎？


223
00:12:21,760  --> 00:12:25,000
爹…


224
00:12:25,040  --> 00:12:27,800
彩鳳      爹…


225
00:12:28,960  --> 00:12:31,400
別阻礙      爹, 你沒事吧？


226
00:12:31,480  --> 00:12:33,480
當然是有事, 我辦貨回來


227
00:12:33,600  --> 00:12:34,480
便不見了兩個女兒


228
00:12:34,560  --> 00:12:36,240
你要嫁給這個東西      不是的


229
00:12:36,320  --> 00:12:37,840
我是說你出門後有沒有事


230
00:12:37,920  --> 00:12:41,520
我平安無恙當然沒事, 有事的是你


231
00:12:41,600  --> 00:12:43,240
我怎會那麼笨？


232
00:12:43,360  --> 00:12:45,040
不是你笨, 是你二娘糊塗


233
00:12:45,120  --> 00:12:47,920
還要你嫁給這東西, 不行, 我們走


234
00:12:48,000  --> 00:12:50,160
不能走      走開, 我會發怒的


235
00:12:50,800  --> 00:12:53,200
小媳婦, 你不要走


236
00:12:53,280  --> 00:12:55,360
我不是你的小媳婦, 走


237
00:12:55,480  --> 00:12:59,600
沒事吧？      快去追吧


238
00:12:59,640  --> 00:13:02,840
讓他們走, 她早晚會回來


239
00:13:06,600  --> 00:13:08,600
爹, 不行了


240
00:13:08,640  --> 00:13:10,640
不要休息…回家再休息


241
00:13:13,680  --> 00:13:14,360
抓起他們


242
00:13:17,280  --> 00:13:19,760
現時有人報案, 說你們父女倆


243
00:13:19,800  --> 00:13:20,840
逃婚悔約


244
00:13:20,920  --> 00:13:24,760
原告人是笑口酥的女東家米珠蓮


245
00:13:24,880  --> 00:13:27,760
鎮長…我的女兒怎可以嫁她的兒子


246
00:13:27,880  --> 00:13:30,760
這樣吧, 我給她還雙倍訂金


247
00:13:30,800  --> 00:13:34,880
米珠蓮不是要錢, 是要人


248
00:13:35,640  --> 00:13:38,640
凌順昌, 米珠蓮說你教唆女兒


249
00:13:38,720  --> 00:13:40,640
逃婚悔約, 你是主謀


250
00:13:40,680  --> 00:13:42,760
輕則判刑三年五年


251
00:13:42,880  --> 00:13:45,680
重則收監十年八年


252
00:13:46,800  --> 00:13:49,080
不關我爹事, 要告便控告我


253
00:13:50,600  --> 00:13:53,320
米珠蓮說是你爹把你拉走


254
00:13:53,400  --> 00:13:56,240
他是主謀, 我也沒辦法了


255
00:13:56,360  --> 00:13:58,640
你們自己想想該怎麼辦？


256
00:13:59,800  --> 00:14:03,160
鎮長…


257
00:14:05,520  --> 00:14:08,600
阿鳳, 都是爹沒用, 救不了你


258
00:14:09,160  --> 00:14:11,520
爹, 你別這樣說


259
00:14:12,240  --> 00:14:14,560
現在連累你讓人家抓了


260
00:14:14,680  --> 00:14:17,640
是我不安心      都是爹不好


261
00:14:17,760  --> 00:14:19,800
沒有好好管束你二娘


262
00:14:19,880  --> 00:14:22,000
原來她是那麼好賭我都不知道


263
00:14:22,080  --> 00:14:23,320
你還替她說好話


264
00:14:23,440  --> 00:14:25,760
早知道是這樣我便把她休了


265
00:14:27,440  --> 00:14:29,320
她雖不是我親娘


266
00:14:29,800  --> 00:14:31,520
可我也不想鬧的家無寧日


267
00:14:31,560  --> 00:14:33,240
令你不開心


268
00:14:33,320  --> 00:14:38,120
你說上天是不是故意作弄我


269
00:14:38,200  --> 00:14:41,040
偏偏你出嫁時我不在家


270
00:14:41,120  --> 00:14:42,560
你出嫁那天又湊巧遇上


271
00:14:42,640  --> 00:14:44,560
彩蝶同一天出嫁


272
00:14:44,600  --> 00:14:47,440
又這麼湊巧你們兩輛轎給掉換了


273
00:14:47,520  --> 00:14:48,720
你說是不是注定的呢


274
00:14:50,080  --> 00:14:51,400
兩輛轎掉換？


275
00:14:52,520  --> 00:14:54,840
那麼妹妹是嫁入包家了


276
00:14:54,960  --> 00:14:58,560
沒錯, 彩蝶嫁入包家倒無所謂


277
00:14:58,640  --> 00:15:01,480
你又怎能嫁那大呆蛋呢


278
00:15:01,600  --> 00:15:03,320
其實整件事…


279
00:15:03,400  --> 00:15:04,800
整件事都是你二娘不好


280
00:15:04,880  --> 00:15:08,120
如果她不是好賭要賣女兒就沒事了


281
00:15:08,240  --> 00:15:10,760
鬧出這樣的大事, 如果我不休了她


282
00:15:10,840  --> 00:15:12,720
我怎麼能消氣呢


283
00:15:14,640  --> 00:15:17,680
算了, 爹, 不發生也發生了


284
00:15:17,800  --> 00:15:20,200
即使你再怪二娘也於事無補


285
00:15:21,120  --> 00:15:24,880
鳳, 你放心, 我已作出決定


286
00:15:24,960  --> 00:15:27,120
我做好坐牢的準備


287
00:15:27,200  --> 00:15:29,200
也不讓你嫁那大呆蛋


288
00:15:29,320  --> 00:15:31,800
爹, 你已一把年紀


289
00:15:31,880  --> 00:15:34,280
我又怎忍心要你吃這些苦頭


290
00:15:35,360  --> 00:15:36,800
不然可以怎樣？


291
00:15:36,960  --> 00:15:39,160
大不了我賠上老命


292
00:15:39,240  --> 00:15:41,080
都要保住你的幸福


293
00:15:41,120  --> 00:15:42,920
你別那麼傻


294
00:15:43,000  --> 00:15:45,360
如果你有事我會覺得幸福嗎？


295
00:15:46,840  --> 00:15:49,240
我們無道理那麼笨, 雞蛋碰石頭


296
00:15:49,320  --> 00:15:51,040
一定會想到辦法的


297
00:15:51,880  --> 00:15:53,520
想辦法…現在給關起來了


298
00:15:53,560  --> 00:15:54,720
能想甚麼辦法呢


299
00:15:58,120  --> 00:16:01,800
爹, 你一氣之下都會說把二娘休了


300
00:16:01,920  --> 00:16:04,400
如果我假裝肯做丁家的媳婦


301
00:16:04,520  --> 00:16:06,800
我把肥胖的婆婆氣個半死


302
00:16:06,880  --> 00:16:07,920
到她忍無可忍時


303
00:16:08,000  --> 00:16:09,520
她便會要兒子把我休了


304
00:16:11,720  --> 00:16:16,560
假裝？洞房花燭怎麼能假裝？


305
00:16:16,640  --> 00:16:20,320
阿旺是傻的, 假洞房就可以了


306
00:16:20,920  --> 00:16:22,320
不知道是怎麼搞的, 他很喜歡我


307
00:16:22,360  --> 00:16:23,560
很聽我的說話


308
00:16:23,640  --> 00:16:25,400
要騙他哄他是很容易的


309
00:16:26,800  --> 00:16:29,960
你這點子可行嗎？假裝？


310
00:16:30,240  --> 00:16:33,560
爹你放心, 我一定不會讓他佔便宜


311
00:16:35,400  --> 00:16:38,880
來人, 我要見原告人米珠蓮


312
00:16:39,320  --> 00:16:43,000
好了…現在談妥了, 雨過天青


313
00:16:44,040  --> 00:16:45,960
你們雙方現已簽了和解協議


314
00:16:46,080  --> 00:16:48,160
以後不要再扭上派出所


315
00:16:48,400  --> 00:16:50,600
謝謝你隊長


316
00:16:52,240  --> 00:16:54,840
阿鳳, 你凡事要保重


317
00:16:54,920  --> 00:16:56,000
你也一樣, 爹


318
00:16:56,160  --> 00:16:57,960
放心好了, 親家公


319
00:16:58,000  --> 00:16:59,240
我兒子這麼喜歡你的女兒


320
00:16:59,400  --> 00:17:01,920
只要她乖乖的做好妻子的本份


321
00:17:02,000  --> 00:17:04,440
我絕不會待薄她


322
00:17:07,640  --> 00:17:08,920
婆娘, 你聽甚麼？


323
00:17:10,760  --> 00:17:11,880
爹, 你先回去


324
00:17:11,960  --> 00:17:14,280
對了, 也不是以後不能見面


325
00:17:14,400  --> 00:17:15,840
到她三朝回門時


326
00:17:15,880  --> 00:17:17,960
你們父女便可以再見面


327
00:17:18,040  --> 00:17:21,280
時候不早了, 家嫂, 跟我回家吧


328
00:17:21,360  --> 00:17:23,000
替我問候親家母


329
00:17:23,400  --> 00:17:25,640
親家母, 所有事情


330
00:17:25,680  --> 00:17:26,760
都是這臭婆娘搞出來


331
00:17:26,880  --> 00:17:28,440
我回去收拾你


332
00:17:34,440  --> 00:17:38,520
一場夫妻, 他無道理看著我死去


333
00:17:39,400  --> 00:17:42,840
壓著喉嚨會不會真的死掉呢？


334
00:17:42,920  --> 00:17:44,360
還是放低一點


335
00:17:45,000  --> 00:17:47,640
婆娘, 你以為躲在房中就可以嗎？


336
00:17:51,760  --> 00:17:52,960
你沒事吧


337
00:18:01,480  --> 00:18:06,080
你幹嘛要救我？讓我死掉算了


338
00:18:06,160  --> 00:18:10,040
我不好, 我好賭, 欠下一屁股的債


339
00:18:10,120  --> 00:18:11,720
還把女兒賣掉


340
00:18:11,920  --> 00:18:14,680
我知道老爺你定不會原諒我


341
00:18:14,840  --> 00:18:16,720
你讓我去死吧


342
00:18:17,480  --> 00:18:20,840
死…你以為死可以解決事情嗎？


343
00:18:20,960  --> 00:18:22,680
你撇下這個家死掉


344
00:18:22,800  --> 00:18:25,200
我更不會原諒你


345
00:18:25,640  --> 00:18:27,640
是不是我不死, 你就肯原諒我？


346
00:18:28,000  --> 00:18:30,000
去你的


347
00:18:31,000  --> 00:18:34,000
如果老爺不原諒我, 我只好再去死


348
00:18:34,040  --> 00:18:36,160
你是動輒以死壓我嗎？


349
00:18:36,360  --> 00:18:38,240
老爺, 其實我也不想死


350
00:18:38,360  --> 00:18:40,760
你原諒我好嗎？我以後不敢了


351
00:18:40,800  --> 00:18:41,600
你原諒我


352
00:18:41,720  --> 00:18:44,000
你不死, 我死


353
00:18:45,200  --> 00:18:47,240
老爺, 你上哪兒去？


354
00:18:48,280  --> 00:18:52,560
糟了, 這一次會不會過份一點兒


355
00:18:54,000  --> 00:18:59,280
快點…爹      你英俊多了


356
00:18:59,400  --> 00:19:01,880
娘, 小媳婦是在裡面嗎？


357
00:19:01,960  --> 00:19:03,560
今天晚上你洞房


358
00:19:03,640  --> 00:19:05,160
她當然是在房內等你


359
00:19:05,280  --> 00:19:06,880
好了…小媳婦不走了


360
00:19:06,960  --> 00:19:08,400
她和我同住, 和我一起玩


361
00:19:08,480  --> 00:19:11,280
阿旺…      要提醒他嗎？


362
00:19:11,440  --> 00:19:14,280
你是否知道今天夜裡要洞房


363
00:19:15,480  --> 00:19:18,760
洞房？甚麼是洞房？


364
00:19:18,840  --> 00:19:25,400
洞房就是…討媳婦要做的事情


365
00:19:25,480  --> 00:19:28,360
要做些甚麼呢？


366
00:19:29,680  --> 00:19:33,040
你教他吧      我？


367
00:19:33,120  --> 00:19:36,240
當然了, 不然你怎麼當人家的爹


368
00:19:39,920  --> 00:19:43,320
爹, 洞房是很難的嗎？


369
00:19:43,360  --> 00:19:45,840
怎麼娘要說的跑開？


370
00:19:46,840  --> 00:19:50,800
是真的很難, 不…可以說是易


371
00:19:50,880  --> 00:19:55,520
也可以說是很難, 最重要是搞氣氛


372
00:19:55,600  --> 00:19:57,280
要搞些甚麼呢？


373
00:19:57,360  --> 00:20:02,280
搞氣氛是把燈調暗, 然後


374
00:20:02,400  --> 00:20:05,760
哄你的小媳婦喝酒, 就是這樣


375
00:20:07,520  --> 00:20:08,680
然後呢？


376
00:20:09,640  --> 00:20:14,840
喝過酒自然會覺累, 累就要睡覺


377
00:20:14,920  --> 00:20:17,280
你上面睡, 她下面睡


378
00:20:18,680  --> 00:20:21,120
聽起來好像很難


379
00:20:21,160  --> 00:20:23,320
不難, 其實很容易, 你記住


380
00:20:23,360  --> 00:20:26,200
你上面睡她下面睡就可以了


381
00:20:26,840  --> 00:20:28,320
我會的了


382
00:20:31,680  --> 00:20:34,240
小媳婦      你先進來把門關上


383
00:20:37,840  --> 00:20:39,600
把門鎖上      知道


384
00:20:43,680  --> 00:20:47,080
小媳婦, 我換過新衣服你也一樣


385
00:20:47,120  --> 00:20:48,360
你過來幹嗎？


386
00:20:51,040  --> 00:20:53,960
先搞氣氛


387
00:21:04,280  --> 00:21:07,560
小媳婦, 喝酒吧      不喝


388
00:21:07,640  --> 00:21:09,080
為甚麼？


389
00:21:09,160  --> 00:21:10,720
我不開心便不喝


390
00:21:10,760  --> 00:21:12,120
你何以不開心


391
00:21:12,200  --> 00:21:14,840
我說你也不會明白      你說吧…


392
00:21:14,880  --> 00:21:15,920
我不想理睬你


393
00:21:15,960  --> 00:21:17,560
是不是我惹惱了你？


394
00:21:17,640  --> 00:21:19,400
不用你氣我我也惱火了


395
00:21:19,480  --> 00:21:22,280
你要我怎樣你才會開心


396
00:21:22,360  --> 00:21:24,600
你以後聽我的話, 我就會開心


397
00:21:24,680  --> 00:21:26,760
很容易, 我聽你的話


398
00:21:26,840  --> 00:21:28,840
那說定了      那當然


399
00:21:28,880  --> 00:21:30,160
你站住


400
00:21:32,560  --> 00:21:33,840
你一個人先到那邊睡


401
00:21:36,720  --> 00:21:40,680
不行, 爹娘說我們今夜洞房


402
00:21:42,160  --> 00:21:43,280
你也不全是傻子


403
00:21:47,240  --> 00:21:49,560
洞房嗎？好的, 你等一下


404
00:21:54,040  --> 00:21:55,880
公公、婆婆, 早點歇著了


405
00:22:00,960  --> 00:22:03,560
可以洞房了      好…


406
00:22:06,360  --> 00:22:10,440
這幾根竹有甚麼用？       洞房


407
00:22:11,680  --> 00:22:13,280
我示範一次


408
00:22:13,360  --> 00:22:16,080
你把雙腳放在橫丫上


409
00:22:17,800  --> 00:22:21,680
然後一跳一跳的…連續三下


410
00:22:21,880  --> 00:22:23,760
我們就成為夫妻了


411
00:22:23,880  --> 00:22:26,360
好, 我和小媳婦成為夫妻


412
00:22:27,160  --> 00:22:28,480
我們開始洞房了


413
00:22:30,800  --> 00:22:31,520
一


414
00:22:34,280  --> 00:22:35,000
二


415
00:22:37,520  --> 00:22:38,120
三


416
00:22:39,640  --> 00:22:42,200
原來洞房是這麼有趣


417
00:22:42,320  --> 00:22:44,720
好玩嗎？      好玩


418
00:22:44,760  --> 00:22:47,080
開心嗎？      開心


419
00:22:47,200  --> 00:22:50,160
如果明天爹娘問你今夜洞房怎麼樣


420
00:22:50,240  --> 00:22:50,840
你怎樣回答？


421
00:22:50,920  --> 00:22:55,960
我和小媳婦洞房, 洞的很開心


422
00:22:56,080  --> 00:22:59,280
聰明      我們再洞房吧


423
00:22:59,400  --> 00:23:00,600
不可以經常洞房


424
00:23:00,680  --> 00:23:02,760
一個晚上只可以洞房一次


425
00:23:02,800  --> 00:23:05,200
不然你爹娘會說我教壞你


426
00:23:15,680  --> 00:23:18,080
一起睡覺      不是吧


427
00:23:19,600  --> 00:23:24,600
爹說睡覺時男的要上面睡


428
00:23:24,680  --> 00:23:27,920
女的要下面睡      你別胡來


429
00:23:28,000  --> 00:23:32,760
我是男的, 要床上睡, 你是女的


430
00:23:32,840  --> 00:23:36,600
要下面睡, 睡地板


431
00:23:37,840  --> 00:23:43,280
是這樣吧？那好吧, 睡覺吧


432
00:23:44,000  --> 00:23:45,800
我先換衣服


433
00:24:14,680  --> 00:24:17,960
你幹甚麼？      你怎麼這麼害怕


434
00:24:18,040  --> 00:24:22,200
我怕你會著涼, 幫你蓋好被子


435
00:24:22,280  --> 00:24:25,280
我沒說覺得冷, 你幹嘛要多事


436
00:24:25,360  --> 00:24:26,920
夜深時爬上人家的床上


437
00:24:26,960  --> 00:24:28,560
是會嚇死人的


438
00:24:28,720  --> 00:24:32,360
對不起, 我以後不會這樣做了


439
00:24:33,880  --> 00:24:36,920
小媳婦      又怎樣了


440
00:24:37,000  --> 00:24:42,800
我怕你會著涼, 那麼不如…


441
00:24:42,880  --> 00:24:44,600
你幹甚麼？可知道我打人會很狠的


442
00:24:44,680  --> 00:24:48,800
我告訴你      不是的…


443
00:24:48,880  --> 00:24:52,600
娘說在地上睡很容易受寒


444
00:24:52,640  --> 00:24:55,440
對身體也不好, 我比你健碩


445
00:24:55,480  --> 00:24:59,800
我們互換睡覺的地方, 你床上睡


446
00:25:04,040  --> 00:25:06,040
你心腸倒很善良


447
00:25:06,160  --> 00:25:10,680
本來是很不錯的對象, 但可惜


448
00:25:11,560  --> 00:25:14,880
你說可惜是些甚麼東西？


449
00:25:16,280  --> 00:25:17,120
沒事了


450
00:25:19,280  --> 00:25:22,000
對了, 你說爹教你男上女下


451
00:25:22,120  --> 00:25:24,800
如果讓你爹娘知道我們易地而睡


452
00:25:24,840  --> 00:25:26,600
便會連累我挨罵


453
00:25:26,640  --> 00:25:32,200
我不說, 你不說, 他們就不會知道


454
00:25:32,280  --> 00:25:35,240
是你說的, 你記住要保守這個秘密


455
00:25:35,360  --> 00:25:39,880
知道, 我曾答應要聽小媳婦的話


456
00:25:42,440  --> 00:25:45,960
那好吧, 睡覺      上床睡覺


457
00:25:52,960  --> 00:25:56,800
晚安, 小媳婦, 你記得明早


458
00:25:56,840  --> 00:25:59,560
起床時叫醒我去玩


459
00:26:14,440  --> 00:26:16,760
相公, 你在書房工作完畢了


460
00:26:17,840  --> 00:26:19,040
那麼晚你還不睡？


461
00:26:19,120  --> 00:26:22,320
我想等你, 我斟茶給你喝


462
00:26:22,400  --> 00:26:24,600
不用了      那麼休息吧


463
00:26:24,880  --> 00:26:26,560
好了, 我自己來


464
00:26:29,560  --> 00:26:31,920
我替你暖酒, 喝過酒才睡


465
00:26:32,000  --> 00:26:34,040
會睡的好一點      不用了


466
00:26:34,800  --> 00:26:37,280
對了, 你日後不用等我了


467
00:26:37,400  --> 00:26:39,200
你覺累便自己先睡覺


468
00:26:40,680  --> 00:26:43,600
我是想說, 有時候我工作時


469
00:26:43,680  --> 00:26:44,760
會不知道時候


470
00:26:44,840  --> 00:26:46,920
你用不著睏了, 還要等我


471
00:26:47,120  --> 00:26:50,240
不要緊, 侍奉你是我的本份


472
00:26:50,360  --> 00:26:52,200
我一點也不覺辛苦


473
00:26:53,640  --> 00:26:55,280
晚了, 睡覺吧


474
00:27:00,680  --> 00:27:03,280
睡過了頭, 快做早飯


475
00:27:16,680  --> 00:27:20,040
我幹甚麼呢？我嫁給那傻子


476
00:27:20,120  --> 00:27:21,080
是希望他休了我


477
00:27:21,120  --> 00:27:23,400
我該交叉雙手做大懶蟲


478
00:27:24,360  --> 00:27:26,040
見鬼, 我習慣了幹活


479
00:27:43,440  --> 00:27:46,320
其實做大懶蟲也很過癮


480
00:27:49,760  --> 00:27:51,600
有點餓


481
00:28:10,840  --> 00:28:12,160
有醜婆子來了


482
00:28:12,760  --> 00:28:18,320
醜婆子來了…      你上哪兒


483
00:28:18,400  --> 00:28:19,760
醜婆子就是我


484
00:28:23,360  --> 00:28:27,080
小媳婦, 你嚇我


485
00:28:27,320  --> 00:28:32,800
你疼小媳婦嗎？      當然疼了


486
00:28:37,440  --> 00:28:41,640
還要等多久？脊骨疼了


487
00:28:41,760  --> 00:28:45,640
只是你辛苦嗎？我的脊骨也疼了


488
00:28:45,760  --> 00:28:48,960
但兒媳婦奉的茶是不能不喝的


489
00:28:49,000  --> 00:28:51,320
喝甚麼呢？茶都放涼了


490
00:28:51,360  --> 00:28:53,880
睡的日上三竿, 這是甚麼態度呢


491
00:28:54,840  --> 00:28:57,240
今時今日, 這種做兒媳婦的態度


492
00:28:57,280  --> 00:28:58,480
還有規矩可言嗎？


493
00:28:58,640  --> 00:29:01,200
所謂初歸媳婦, 落地孩兒


494
00:29:01,320  --> 00:29:04,960
我要教她才可以      爹、娘


495
00:29:05,800  --> 00:29:08,760
沒甚麼, 想找你們說聲早安而已


496
00:29:08,840  --> 00:29:10,240
這麵是誰煮的？


497
00:29:10,320  --> 00:29:12,920
是我煮的, 是不是很香呢？


498
00:29:13,000  --> 00:29:15,880
是煮給我們吃的？      不是


499
00:29:16,000  --> 00:29:18,640
不能給你們吃, 是小媳婦著我


500
00:29:18,680  --> 00:29:21,560
煮給她吃的, 我還給她泡了一杯


501
00:29:21,640  --> 00:29:23,160
用猴子搣茶葉泡的茶


502
00:29:25,040  --> 00:29:26,440
這還成世界嗎？


503
00:29:26,560  --> 00:29:28,480
不罵過她我也不算是她婆婆


504
00:29:31,160  --> 00:29:33,080
家嫂, 你是搞甚麼呢？


505
00:29:33,160  --> 00:29:36,200
娘, 平常你教我進入人家的房間


506
00:29:36,240  --> 00:29:37,720
要先敲門


507
00:29:37,920  --> 00:29:39,320
早安, 公公婆婆


508
00:29:39,440  --> 00:29:43,880
太陽快照射到床上去, 還說早安


509
00:29:43,960  --> 00:29:46,400
快照射到, 那是沒照射到了


510
00:29:46,480  --> 00:29:49,040
以前在娘家, 我還在睡哩


511
00:29:49,160  --> 00:29:50,680
現在已算是早起了


512
00:29:50,800  --> 00:29:53,600
現在是現在, 以前是以前


513
00:29:53,680  --> 00:29:57,240
你嫁入丁家就要守丁家的規矩


514
00:29:57,280  --> 00:30:00,080
爹, 你幹嘛這麼兇罵小媳婦


515
00:30:00,160  --> 00:30:03,120
她睡的不夠當然是要多睡一點了


516
00:30:03,240  --> 00:30:05,640
你平常都是這樣對我說的


517
00:30:05,720  --> 00:30:07,880
那是不同的, 你是我的兒子


518
00:30:07,920  --> 00:30:09,360
她是媳婦


519
00:30:09,480  --> 00:30:14,440
你說話吧, 不是說初歸媳婦要教？


520
00:30:14,480  --> 00:30:19,360
是要教, 日後教她的日子多的是


521
00:30:19,480  --> 00:30:22,920
我們先出去, 別打擾他們夫婦纏綿


522
00:30:22,960  --> 00:30:26,080
這樣子你還能容忍？      走吧


523
00:30:29,320  --> 00:30:31,240
那橫蠻女子分明是在耍花樣


524
00:30:31,280  --> 00:30:32,960
你竟能容忍她


525
00:30:33,040  --> 00:30:37,400
我也是女人, 很明白家嫂現時心情


526
00:30:37,520  --> 00:30:41,120
她始終是上錯轎嫁進來


527
00:30:41,200  --> 00:30:43,080
當然是心有不甘


528
00:30:43,200  --> 00:30:46,120
或者現在是故意甚麼都不做去發洩


529
00:30:46,200  --> 00:30:48,600
但求她肯和我們的兒子洞房


530
00:30:48,680  --> 00:30:50,200
兒子也這麼喜歡她


531
00:30:50,280  --> 00:30:52,080
我們便遷就一下


532
00:30:52,160  --> 00:30:52,840
你沒跟他們一塊睡


533
00:30:52,920  --> 00:30:54,760
怎知道他們曾洞房


534
00:30:54,840  --> 00:30:57,880
剛才你沒看見他們的床


535
00:30:57,960  --> 00:31:02,800
被舖亂作一團, 可想而知昨夜…


536
00:31:02,840  --> 00:31:04,000
他們不可以是睡的太熟嗎？


537
00:31:04,120  --> 00:31:06,560
你問兒子便知道了


538
00:31:07,160  --> 00:31:10,520
阿旺…來…爹有事問你


539
00:31:10,560  --> 00:31:12,920
我要煮麵給小媳婦吃


540
00:31:13,040  --> 00:31:14,240
麵還沒吃便要再煮


541
00:31:14,360  --> 00:31:18,480
她說太乾要加點水, 弄濕一點


542
00:31:18,560  --> 00:31:20,520
好了…我不跟你說麵, 我問你


543
00:31:20,600  --> 00:31:23,360
你昨夜有沒有洞房？      有


544
00:31:23,480  --> 00:31:27,360
我還和小媳婦一起洞, 洞的很開心


545
00:31:27,440  --> 00:31:29,960
有沒有依我吩咐那樣


546
00:31:30,040  --> 00:31:32,080
你在上她在下呢？


547
00:31:32,120  --> 00:31:35,720
有, 不過後來我怕小媳婦辛苦


548
00:31:35,800  --> 00:31:38,440
跟她互換位置, 她在上面睡


549
00:31:38,480  --> 00:31:40,160
我下面睡


550
00:31:40,240  --> 00:31:41,440
怎可以這樣？


551
00:31:41,520  --> 00:31:44,480
夠了…不用說的這麼詳細


552
00:31:44,560  --> 00:31:46,480
還有你別對其他人說


553
00:31:48,000  --> 00:31:49,480
越說越露骨


554
00:31:49,520  --> 00:31:52,160
是爹問我的, 我去煮麵


555
00:31:52,960  --> 00:31:57,280
我真沒猜錯, 竟可以女上男下


556
00:31:57,320  --> 00:32:00,880
家嫂比我想像中厲害


557
00:32:01,000  --> 00:32:02,800
你越說越露骨


558
00:32:02,920  --> 00:32:06,360
回說三朝回門吧, 過兩天就是了


559
00:32:06,480  --> 00:32:09,440
既然家嫂和兒子已洞房


560
00:32:09,520  --> 00:32:13,280
按規矩我們要回送大燒豬給親家


561
00:32:13,360  --> 00:32:16,360
當然了, 她是黃花閨女


562
00:32:16,400  --> 00:32:20,600
有多風光搞多風光, 我先去訂燒豬


563
00:32:25,320  --> 00:32:26,400
我們今天逛街


564
00:32:26,480  --> 00:32:27,960
看見喜歡的東西便要買


565
00:32:28,080  --> 00:32:29,600
做大豪客, 不要省錢


566
00:32:30,080  --> 00:32:32,320
我吃麥芽糖, 兩枝麥芽糖


567
00:32:32,400  --> 00:32:33,240
好的


568
00:32:34,600  --> 00:32:38,520
多一點, 要多一點


569
00:32:38,560  --> 00:32:42,160
小眉小眼的, 我打算大事揮霍的


570
00:32:42,240  --> 00:32:43,960
這樣子很難會把錢都花光


571
00:32:44,000  --> 00:32:46,960
多一點…


572
00:32:48,680  --> 00:32:51,680
你幫忙拿一點, 你只顧吃糖


573
00:32:52,400  --> 00:32:54,560
我們的錢花光沒有？


574
00:32:54,640  --> 00:32:56,480
你心痛嗎？


575
00:32:56,560  --> 00:32:58,840
小媳婦開心就可以了


576
00:33:03,080  --> 00:33:04,040
我們進去看看


577
00:33:06,920  --> 00:33:08,080
想買些甚麼呢？少奶奶


578
00:33:08,200  --> 00:33:09,560
麻煩你, 有甚麼名貴首飾


579
00:33:09,640  --> 00:33:11,560
統統給我拿出來      好的


580
00:33:12,200  --> 00:33:15,280
這些翡翠玉鐲、珍珠項鏈、寶石


581
00:33:15,360  --> 00:33:18,480
都是上等貨色, 請隨便挑選


582
00:33:18,600  --> 00:33:21,720
全部買下      謝謝…


583
00:33:21,800  --> 00:33:24,600
麻煩你給我發票      好…


584
00:33:24,640  --> 00:33:26,840
小媳婦, 我們的錢花光了


585
00:33:26,960  --> 00:33:27,840
你有錢嗎？


586
00:33:27,920  --> 00:33:31,400
你家裡有錢就可以, 伸手出來


587
00:33:34,520  --> 00:33:37,880
怎麼會有指印這麼有趣, 多按一個


588
00:33:37,920  --> 00:33:39,600
好了…待會再印


589
00:33:39,680  --> 00:33:42,360
掌櫃的, 你知道他是誰吧


590
00:33:42,480  --> 00:33:46,240
知道, 是笑口酥的傻…少東


591
00:33:46,320  --> 00:33:48,080
你拿發票到笑口酥收錢就可以


592
00:33:48,400  --> 00:33:49,360
走吧


593
00:33:53,360  --> 00:33:56,760
家嫂, 大富和金枝


594
00:33:56,880  --> 00:33:58,960
都是繼宗的堂兄和堂姐


595
00:33:59,080  --> 00:34:01,680
論輩份你是要給他們斟茶的


596
00:34:01,800  --> 00:34:03,280
知道了, 公公


597
00:34:07,760  --> 00:34:09,000
大伯喝茶


598
00:34:09,120  --> 00:34:10,760
嫂子, 你是自己人


599
00:34:10,840  --> 00:34:14,120
以後跟繼宗一樣叫我富哥可以了


600
00:34:14,160  --> 00:34:15,440
知道


601
00:34:18,840  --> 00:34:19,800
喝茶, 二姑奶奶


602
00:34:19,920  --> 00:34:22,200
你跟繼宗一樣叫我枝姐可以了


603
00:34:22,240  --> 00:34:23,520
難得你誤打誤撞


604
00:34:23,640  --> 00:34:26,520
誤會一場也能嫁入包家


605
00:34:26,560  --> 00:34:28,920
真是個奇蹟


606
00:34:30,640  --> 00:34:33,720
托賴繼宗體恤, 和公公寬宏大量


607
00:34:33,760  --> 00:34:37,360
今天我才有幸能給幾位長輩斟茶


608
00:34:37,480  --> 00:34:39,280
以後包家的大小事務


609
00:34:39,320  --> 00:34:41,320
我還要請教枝姐你


610
00:34:43,120  --> 00:34:46,640
你們看, 家嫂的說話很得體


611
00:34:46,800  --> 00:34:49,200
總算讓她入門是沒錯的


612
00:34:49,360  --> 00:34:51,720
對了, 怎麼不見蘭姨


613
00:34:51,840  --> 00:34:54,920
是這樣的, 蘭姨趕忙坐船回鄉下


614
00:34:55,040  --> 00:34:56,440
我已命人送她到碼頭


615
00:34:56,520  --> 00:34:57,840
她要我向你說一聲


616
00:34:59,440  --> 00:35:00,760
你娘不在多年


617
00:35:00,920  --> 00:35:03,120
蘭姨和我們包家甚少聯絡


618
00:35:03,160  --> 00:35:04,400
這次若不是你請喜酒


619
00:35:04,480  --> 00:35:06,600
她是不會老遠從鄉下到來的


620
00:35:06,680  --> 00:35:09,600
她侍奉娘親多年, 還看著我出生


621
00:35:09,720  --> 00:35:12,640
請她到來喝喜酒是應該的


622
00:35:12,680  --> 00:35:16,040
你們說完沒有, 舅舅


623
00:35:16,160  --> 00:35:18,480
我輩份比表哥小


624
00:35:18,520  --> 00:35:20,240
我不用表嫂給我斟茶了


625
00:35:20,400  --> 00:35:21,880
我先到後院做晨操


626
00:35:21,920  --> 00:35:26,840
盈盈…你說她甚時候才能定下來


627
00:35:26,920  --> 00:35:29,320
她娘還把她交給我要我看管她


628
00:35:29,360  --> 00:35:31,240
說她有病才沒人相信


629
00:35:31,360  --> 00:35:32,440
不要動氣…      叔父


630
00:35:32,520  --> 00:35:35,760
你也不是不知道她一向恃病生嬌


631
00:35:35,840  --> 00:35:39,400
她真的試過有好幾回心絞痛發作


632
00:35:39,440  --> 00:35:41,480
差點兒喪命


633
00:35:41,640  --> 00:35:44,520
你是長輩便遷就小輩好了


634
00:35:44,640  --> 00:35:49,240
我輩份比家嫂高, 豈不要遷就她


635
00:35:50,720  --> 00:35:54,560
家嫂, 以往包家上下的衣食住行


636
00:35:54,600  --> 00:35:57,200
都是由金枝打點, 不過


637
00:35:57,360  --> 00:35:59,680
你成了包家的媳婦後


638
00:35:59,800  --> 00:36:01,920
便要學習怎樣當這個家


639
00:36:02,000  --> 00:36:04,520
我明白了, 公公, 日後我會用心


640
00:36:04,600  --> 00:36:05,880
向枝姐學習


641
00:36:06,000  --> 00:36:07,040
不敢當


642
00:36:07,680  --> 00:36:11,360
這裡是帳房, 每天的開支用度


643
00:36:11,440  --> 00:36:14,160
都是從這裡拿的, 叔父規定


644
00:36:14,240  --> 00:36:16,680
每天的開支限額不超過五十大洋


645
00:36:16,720  --> 00:36:17,840
知道嗎？


646
00:36:18,280  --> 00:36:21,200
萬一有突發事件, 多花了錢怎麼辦


647
00:36:21,320  --> 00:36:23,760
那便要當家倒貼了


648
00:36:23,880  --> 00:36:26,640
你以為當家是易當的嗎？


649
00:36:26,760  --> 00:36:30,480
不過這些年來我從沒試過超支


650
00:36:30,560  --> 00:36:33,000
除非你想破我的紀錄


651
00:36:35,360  --> 00:36:37,600
叔父說百行以孝為先


652
00:36:37,720  --> 00:36:39,200
所以每天早上你要來這裡


653
00:36:39,280  --> 00:36:40,600
給眾多祖先上香


654
00:36:40,680  --> 00:36:42,960
然後才去打點早飯及其他事情


655
00:36:43,080  --> 00:36:44,680
我會記住


656
00:36:44,760  --> 00:36:48,360
你真的記得？這裡眾多的祖先


657
00:36:48,480  --> 00:36:50,600
所上的香都不同


658
00:36:50,680  --> 00:36:52,560
給四太公要上線香


659
00:36:52,640  --> 00:36:53,920
五太婆要上檀香


660
00:36:54,040  --> 00:36:55,800
太太公公喜歡長壽香


661
00:36:55,880  --> 00:36:58,520
而太太太婆要上塔香


662
00:36:59,560  --> 00:37:02,960
每天三餐你都要吩咐下人買甚麼菜


663
00:37:03,040  --> 00:37:05,320
熬甚麼湯和準備甚麼甜湯


664
00:37:05,480  --> 00:37:07,960
如果老爺、少爺要吃夜宵


665
00:37:08,040  --> 00:37:10,480
你要在沒有預算下, 懂得看著辦


666
00:37:10,560  --> 00:37:15,880
買菜、煮甜湯、還有夜宵


667
00:37:15,960  --> 00:37:19,880
還有, 萬一有碗碟損破要買新的


668
00:37:19,920  --> 00:37:22,960
你記住要他們把破的拿給你過目


669
00:37:23,480  --> 00:37:26,440
買了新碗碟亦要拿給你看看


670
00:37:26,480  --> 00:37:27,960
好知道他們有沒有剋扣錢


671
00:37:28,080  --> 00:37:29,880
因為你要向叔父交代


672
00:37:29,920  --> 00:37:32,720
凡事要看緊一點, 知道嗎？


673
00:37:33,040  --> 00:37:35,000
看緊一點…


674
00:37:36,080  --> 00:37:38,640
你容忍吧, 你說容忍


675
00:37:38,720  --> 00:37:41,400
兒媳婦沒給你奉茶


676
00:37:41,480  --> 00:37:43,440
準備吃飯也不見她


677
00:37:43,520  --> 00:37:48,840
整天帶著阿旺在外面跑, 成何體統


678
00:37:49,800  --> 00:37:52,080
誰要你兒子喜歡她


679
00:37:52,160  --> 00:37:54,040
就當是為了兒子吧


680
00:37:54,080  --> 00:37:57,360
說的是, 少爺現時算是有伴兒


681
00:37:57,480  --> 00:37:59,920
不用我們三人輪流看著他


682
00:38:00,040  --> 00:38:02,360
爹、娘      回來了


683
00:38:03,920  --> 00:38:04,960
我們回來了


684
00:38:06,080  --> 00:38:08,400
榮仔快幫忙, 很重


685
00:38:08,480  --> 00:38:10,440
不好意思, 公公、婆婆


686
00:38:10,480  --> 00:38:12,400
我們逛街逛的過了時間


687
00:38:12,440  --> 00:38:14,000
我馬上去做飯


688
00:38:14,160  --> 00:38:16,200
等你做飯便遲了


689
00:38:16,320  --> 00:38:19,520
已做好了, 菜都放涼了


690
00:38:19,600  --> 00:38:21,120
我先進去把菜翻熱


691
00:38:21,200  --> 00:38:24,280
爹、娘, 你看我和小媳婦


692
00:38:24,400  --> 00:38:25,760
這兩套衣服是不是很好看


693
00:38:25,840  --> 00:38:28,000
我們是即買即換的, 是不是很閃耀


694
00:38:28,080  --> 00:38:31,560
沒錯, 你真的很英俊      還有


695
00:38:31,680  --> 00:38:35,400
這帽子是配合成一套的, 爹


696
00:38:35,440  --> 00:38:38,000
好看嗎？      好看


697
00:38:39,280  --> 00:38:41,280
我也有份兒？


698
00:38:41,400  --> 00:38:44,040
這顏色不錯      我也有嗎？


699
00:38:45,000  --> 00:38:47,480
好像是大了一點


700
00:38:47,520  --> 00:38:50,360
這兩套衣服是給我爹和二娘買的


701
00:38:50,480  --> 00:38:51,880
你們都覺得好看吧？


702
00:38:52,920  --> 00:38:55,160
還有, 這裡所有的禮物


703
00:38:55,280  --> 00:38:59,040
都是小媳婦說三朝回門時買回家的


704
00:38:59,160  --> 00:39:02,080
我們沒份兒便坐下吧


705
00:39:02,160  --> 00:39:05,840
爹, 有你的份兒      是甚麼


706
00:39:09,920  --> 00:39:11,160
全部是欠單


707
00:39:11,200  --> 00:39:13,200
指印…      是我印上的


708
00:39:13,280  --> 00:39:15,400
印一下就有衣服, 印一下有帽子


709
00:39:15,520  --> 00:39:17,400
原來我的手指印甚麼有甚麼


710
00:39:17,440  --> 00:39:19,880
爹, 我明天印一間房子給你養老


711
00:39:20,000  --> 00:39:22,400
公公、婆婆, 是你們要我


712
00:39:22,440  --> 00:39:24,800
帶阿旺逛街, 不是買少許東西


713
00:39:24,880  --> 00:39:26,080
你們都不高興吧？


714
00:39:26,120  --> 00:39:29,280
不是…把東西拿走, 坐下吃飯


715
00:39:29,400  --> 00:39:33,080
剛才我們吃過燒鴨大餐現在還覺飽


716
00:39:33,200  --> 00:39:35,960
小媳婦還把兩個鴨架子包回來


717
00:39:36,040  --> 00:39:38,040
給你們兩位老人家燉湯


718
00:39:39,320  --> 00:39:40,320
走的雙腳很累了


719
00:39:40,480  --> 00:39:41,720
我們先回房間睡覺      好


720
00:39:41,760  --> 00:39:43,320
不打擾你們吃飯了, 公公婆婆


721
00:39:43,360  --> 00:39:47,800
我們洞房去…


722
00:39:50,160  --> 00:39:51,480
實在是太過份了


723
00:39:52,960  --> 00:39:55,040
沒有了…


724
00:39:55,440  --> 00:39:57,320
沒有做公公、婆婆的威嚴嗎？


725
00:39:57,440  --> 00:40:00,000
我知道      沒有威嚴不要緊


726
00:40:00,080  --> 00:40:02,920
是銀兩沒有了, 這樣下去


727
00:40:02,960  --> 00:40:04,640
我們很可能要露宿街頭


728
00:40:04,680  --> 00:40:06,400
你真要想想辦法


729
00:40:06,480  --> 00:40:10,080
現在我百般忍耐容忍她


730
00:40:10,160  --> 00:40:16,160
到她三朝回門後, 才讓她好看


731
00:40:18,280  --> 00:40:19,760
怎麼有這麼多人在這裡


732
00:40:19,840  --> 00:40:22,080
阿鳳嫁給那大呆蛋是很光彩的嗎？


733
00:40:22,200  --> 00:40:24,680
你別這麼說凌老爺, 你的幼女


734
00:40:24,800  --> 00:40:27,280
嫁給本鎮的首富包家為媳婦


735
00:40:27,360  --> 00:40:28,920
是值得慶賀的      對…


736
00:40:29,000  --> 00:40:31,880
就是了, 親友這麼賞光前來道賀


737
00:40:31,960  --> 00:40:33,200
有甚麼不好呢？


738
00:40:33,320  --> 00:40:36,880
女兒有金豬回門你有面子, 凌老爺


739
00:40:36,960  --> 00:40:38,760
不是的, 我真不想看見


740
00:40:38,880  --> 00:40:40,520
丁家送來的金豬


741
00:40:40,600  --> 00:40:43,680
呸, 女兒出嫁沒金豬回門可慘了


742
00:40:43,800  --> 00:40:46,280
那是說男家不滿意要退貨了


743
00:40:46,440  --> 00:40:49,240
我老爺不會說話, 你們別怪他


744
00:40:50,280  --> 00:40:51,760
包家金豬到


745
00:40:53,440  --> 00:40:54,400
厲害啊


746
00:40:57,440  --> 00:40:59,960
很大的金豬


747
00:41:02,240  --> 00:41:04,680
爹、娘      彩蝶、繼宗


748
00:41:04,800  --> 00:41:06,960
岳母大人      阿蝶, 你回來了


749
00:41:07,040  --> 00:41:10,960
老爺, 他就是繼宗, 是你的好女婿


750
00:41:11,000  --> 00:41:12,920
岳丈大人, 你好      繼宗


751
00:41:13,000  --> 00:41:15,800
這次的事難得你寬大為懷


752
00:41:15,920  --> 00:41:19,240
但你娶了我的女兒就要疼愛她


753
00:41:19,280  --> 00:41:22,040
放心好了, 爹, 繼宗對我很好


754
00:41:22,200  --> 00:41:23,400
這就好了


755
00:41:23,680  --> 00:41:26,200
老爺, 是時候把燒豬分給親友了


756
00:41:26,280  --> 00:41:29,120
好…      丁家媳婦回門


757
00:41:32,280  --> 00:41:34,120
幸好不見有金豬


758
00:41:35,440  --> 00:41:37,160
你怎麼這麼遲, 我很擔心


759
00:41:37,240  --> 00:41:39,120
不用擔心, 我沒事


760
00:41:39,240  --> 00:41:41,720
拜見岳丈大人


761
00:41:42,760  --> 00:41:44,200
你回來了, 阿鳳


762
00:41:45,960  --> 00:41:48,280
是的, 二娘, 你不想看見我嗎？


763
00:41:48,320  --> 00:41:51,080
怎會呢？二娘一天不見你回門


764
00:41:51,200  --> 00:41:53,160
我內心很不安


765
00:41:53,200  --> 00:41:55,440
拜見岳母大人


766
00:41:55,520  --> 00:42:00,520
他就是笑口酥的少爺, 很可愛…


767
00:42:01,520  --> 00:42:05,160
大姐…何以你當日


768
00:42:05,240  --> 00:42:07,520
不吃我給你做的饅頭


769
00:42:09,360  --> 00:42:11,160
現在先別說饅頭


770
00:42:11,280  --> 00:42:14,400
你們的燒豬到了, 該吃燒豬了


771
00:42:14,600  --> 00:42:17,160
老爺, 對了, 給親友分燒豬肉吧


772
00:42:17,400  --> 00:42:19,480
對…包家的燒豬是能吃得下的


773
00:42:19,600  --> 00:42:20,640
來…


774
00:42:20,720  --> 00:42:23,480
師傅, 切燒豬吧      好


775
00:42:34,200  --> 00:42:36,200
很大的蟑螂


776
00:42:36,280  --> 00:42:38,480
真糟糕, 把金豬都弄翻了


777
00:42:38,560  --> 00:42:39,680
大吉大利


778
00:42:39,760  --> 00:42:41,960
嫁給那傻子真是家門不幸


779
00:42:42,000  --> 00:42:43,800
算了, 他也不是故意的


780
00:42:43,880  --> 00:42:47,120
不要緊, 稍後我命人送另一隻到來


781
00:42:49,200  --> 00:42:50,360
看你做過些甚麼


782
00:42:50,440  --> 00:42:53,880
對不起, 我不知道會弄成這樣


783
00:42:53,960  --> 00:42:56,240
看見你就不順眼      對不起


784
00:42:56,360  --> 00:43:00,400
我要娘賠金豬給你好了


785
00:43:00,440  --> 00:43:03,400
謝了, 這樣的金豬沒有也罷


786
00:43:03,640  --> 00:43:05,880
丁家回門金豬到了


787
00:43:07,760  --> 00:43:11,400
讓開…遲了一點真不好意思