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阿鳳, 你可有讓那傻子佔便宜？


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我真失敗, 不該冒這個險


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我沒有, 爹, 你別那麼緊張


5
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你不用安慰我


6
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不然丁家怎會送來這麼大的燒豬


7
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我騙阿旺拿著兩根大竹


8
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在地上舂, 說這就是洞房


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怎料他真的相信, 他對爹娘說


10
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每天晚上洞房都很開心


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竟然會這樣？你也算狡猾了


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你放心, 現時我在丁家只做大懶蟲


13
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和不住花錢


14
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分明是希望他們休我


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且看他們能容忍我多久


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之後我便脫身


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你記住, 有甚麼不對勁


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便三十六著走為上著, 知道嗎？


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我會的了, 對了


20
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我博取他們休我的事


21
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千萬不要對二娘和妹妹說


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以免她們內心不安


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你甚麼都替他人設想


24
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有甚麼事便自己承擔


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真為難你了, 阿鳳      老爺


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你覺得怎樣？我給你燉了參茶


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我沒事      先喝參茶吧


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放下


29
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我知道, 你還在生氣


30
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我把阿鳳嫁給傻子


31
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阿鳳…趁現在人不多


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你要罵二娘便只管罵


33
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今天二娘已準備挨你一頓罵了


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你罵吧…


35
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你說過, 怎麼算都是父母


36
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我怎敢罵你


37
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我還給你求了一道平安符


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你自己看看      平安符？


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那些字跡是…


40
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你看得出字跡是大師父的手筆了


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你合用嗎？二娘


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讓我看看, 是甚麼大師父


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你不能看, 爹, 看了便不靈驗


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坐下      都是你二娘糊塗


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要不然你也不用弄成這樣


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你還給她送平安符


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阿鳳一向很孝順我, 阿鳳…


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我知道二娘以前對你不是太好


49
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回想起來我真的很過分, 很該死


50
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你大人有大量, 看在你爹份上


51
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原諒我一次, 只此一次


52
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如果你對我真的有歉意而又為爹好


53
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你便讓我們父女償心願


54
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讓我們重開娘的芬芳茶館


55
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其實茶館的裝潢已完成十之七八


56
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阿鳳還說讓你座鎮當女東家


57
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且看你是否領情


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阿鳳, 二娘以前這樣對你


59
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你也不和我計較, 現在連開茶館


60
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也預我的一份, 我開心還來不及


61
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又怎會不答應呢


62
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你聽到了爹, 二娘都贊成


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那就好了


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大姐, 我幫你      不用了


65
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這些粗活你做不慣


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所以我想向你學習


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以前在家每天都有大姐照顧


68
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現在嫁了, 還怎會這麼幸福


69
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你不是但求嫁給包公子


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便甚麼都願意做的嗎？


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我知道…你心中的怒火仍在燃燒


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你為何還不斷加柴


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大姐…你是想做饅頭嗎？


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別再提饅頭, 提起也害怕


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對不起, 大姐, 是我自私


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是我無法接受要嫁傻子這件事


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我更加不想錯失, 可以和繼宗


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結成夫妻的機會


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所以…      所以你串通二娘


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來一個移花接木是嗎？


81
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枉我這麼疼你, 你竟然出賣我


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對不起, 大姐, 我以為你會發現


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饅頭內的字條, 就可以及時脫身


84
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但我沒料到你沒有看


85
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我更加沒想到爹會讓人家抓進牢裡


86
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逼你就範, 對不起, 大姐, 對不起


87
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你現在才說對不起是不是太晚了


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大姐


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看你多容易哭, 若然是你嫁給傻子


90
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可能你已哭盲一雙眼


91
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你不喜歡傻子, 我也不愛包公子


92
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與其兩個人不開心


93
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毋寧我和傻子在一起


94
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起碼你得償所願嫁給包公子


95
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計算起來還有好處


96
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你很偉大


97
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那也得看是對誰偉大


98
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你這麼柔弱受不了這麼大的刺激


99
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我不想這樣子就失去了妹妹


100
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大姐, 你真很看得開


101
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你再是這樣苦著臉, 我就會看不開


102
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大姐, 我真不知道該怎樣感激你


103
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你要感激的是包公子


104
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他肯接受你已是很難得


105
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對了, 他對你好嗎？


106
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還算可以


107
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你嫁入包家, 大姐不在你身邊


108
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你要學會獨立


109
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不可以再像以前那樣那麼沒主見


110
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知道嗎？


111
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雖然我已是人家的媳婦


112
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但我們永遠是好姐妹


113
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其實我最開心的是可以得到


114
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大姐你原諒我


115
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你的頭髮很長


116
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我的頭髮也這麼長就好了


117
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可以吃飯了…


118
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小媳婦我幫你


119
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待會吃飯時你不要失禮人家


120
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我踢你你才起筷知道嗎？


121
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知道


122
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我們一家人再次坐在一起吃飯


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真開心


124
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不但這樣, 今天晚上還多兩個女婿


125
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是的, 我也多了岳丈大人


126
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和岳母大人, 還有蝶妹妹繼宗哥哥


127
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爹, 你就當是祝賀妹妹和妹夫


128
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開心的跟我們喝一杯


129
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岳丈大人, 小婿敬你一杯


130
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敬過酒再吃


131
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岳丈大人, 喝      喝…


132
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人家還沒吃你幹嘛挾菜吃


133
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你說你踢我就可以吃


134
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我還沒踢你


135
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算了…吃飯      吃飯


136
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怎麼了？現在可以吃了


137
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繼宗, 今天的雞很不錯, 你試試看


138
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還有雞蛋      謝謝


139
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你這隻雞, 把你煮熟還會飛


140
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讓我來…


141
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小媳婦, 我是想把雞翅膀挾給你的


142
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不用了…掉過在桌上你吃吧


143
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也好


144
00:10:02,120  --> 00:10:06,160
阿鳳, 你老公很可愛你一定不覺悶


145
00:10:07,200  --> 00:10:11,120
二娘, 雞屁股給你佐酒最合適


146
00:10:12,880  --> 00:10:14,960
岳母大人, 小婿也敬你一杯


147
00:10:15,080  --> 00:10:17,160
好的, 乾杯…      乾杯


148
00:10:20,640  --> 00:10:23,600
繼宗, 你有空便多和彩蝶回來吃飯


149
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好的


150
00:10:25,560  --> 00:10:27,880
繼宗為人斯文, 彬彬有禮


151
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是個好女婿


152
00:10:31,440  --> 00:10:33,200
岳丈大人、岳母大人


153
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小婿請你一杯      是敬


154
00:10:37,160  --> 00:10:38,840
敬你一杯


155
00:10:43,640  --> 00:10:45,320
很難喝的


156
00:10:45,680  --> 00:10:47,840
你還是個小孩便學人家喝酒


157
00:10:48,160  --> 00:10:52,280
我不懂甚麼小孩, 敬酒我倒懂得


158
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岳丈大人, 我再敬你


159
00:10:59,840  --> 00:11:02,800
算了…      還未算


160
00:11:02,920  --> 00:11:05,440
岳丈大人, 你還沒讚我


161
00:11:05,560  --> 00:11:06,400
我為何要讚你


162
00:11:06,920  --> 00:11:10,360
剛才他向你敬酒時你讚他


163
00:11:10,440  --> 00:11:13,120
現在我向你敬酒你都要讚我


164
00:11:13,400  --> 00:11:15,120
你有值得讚的地方嗎？


165
00:11:15,720  --> 00:11:17,720
別搞這麼多花樣, 坐下吃飯吧


166
00:11:20,400  --> 00:11:22,440
爹說的對


167
00:11:25,200  --> 00:11:28,840
岳丈大人確是野蠻一點


168
00:11:29,640  --> 00:11:32,280
你說甚麼？      爹, 他喝醉了


169
00:11:32,360  --> 00:11:36,840
我說岳丈大人很睏了


170
00:11:37,840  --> 00:11:39,800
阿旺…


171
00:11:43,640  --> 00:11:45,680
我先送他回去      我幫忙


172
00:11:48,320  --> 00:11:49,640
扶他上車


173
00:11:57,040  --> 00:11:59,160
謝謝你      不客氣


174
00:11:59,600  --> 00:12:01,000
要我幫你送他回去嗎？


175
00:12:01,120  --> 00:12:03,400
不用了, 勞煩你不好意思


176
00:12:03,520  --> 00:12:04,400
你回去吧


177
00:12:05,280  --> 00:12:08,080
對了, 你嫁入丁家後


178
00:12:08,240  --> 00:12:10,760
公公婆婆對你還好吧


179
00:12:11,360  --> 00:12:13,480
應該說是我對他們好不好


180
00:12:14,560  --> 00:12:16,080
你無法接受阿旺？


181
00:12:16,880  --> 00:12:19,680
不要再說了, 妹妹在裡面等你


182
00:12:22,560  --> 00:12:26,440
妹夫, 我妹妹還年幼


183
00:12:26,560  --> 00:12:28,560
嬌生慣養沒甚麼主見


184
00:12:28,640  --> 00:12:30,920
你要對她多包容及照顧才好


185
00:12:31,400  --> 00:12:32,440
我會的了


186
00:12:32,680  --> 00:12:35,560
若然你欺負我妹妹, 我不會放過你


187
00:12:35,800  --> 00:12:37,040
怎會呢？


188
00:12:37,920  --> 00:12:41,680
好了, 我要照顧阿旺, 不說了


189
00:12:41,760  --> 00:12:44,160
再見, 妹夫


190
00:12:56,920  --> 00:13:03,120
繼宗…你是不是覺得我姐嫁給阿旺


191
00:13:03,280  --> 00:13:04,920
有點可惜


192
00:13:07,160  --> 00:13:11,800
她既已嫁人, 就不能回想未嫁前


193
00:13:11,960  --> 00:13:15,600
正如我娶了你亦不會再三心兩意


194
00:13:16,760  --> 00:13:20,440
對不起      我們進去


195
00:13:23,120  --> 00:13:26,200
親家公, 這一次我們凌家芬芳茶館


196
00:13:26,280  --> 00:13:28,360
能夠重開, 全仗慶豐行


197
00:13:28,440  --> 00:13:29,840
肯把舖位租給我們


198
00:13:29,960  --> 00:13:32,600
如果開張那天親家公肯賞光光臨


199
00:13:32,720  --> 00:13:35,520
我看我們茶館一定會聲價百倍


200
00:13:35,600  --> 00:13:37,480
親家公, 請柬


201
00:13:37,640  --> 00:13:40,240
好了, 你把請柬交給繼宗


202
00:13:41,240  --> 00:13:42,280
給我可以了


203
00:13:43,080  --> 00:13:44,640
爹, 那天如果有空


204
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不妨一起去趁熱鬧


205
00:13:46,840  --> 00:13:49,440
年中有許多舖子開張


206
00:13:49,560  --> 00:13:51,320
我每一間都去豈不很忙


207
00:13:51,640  --> 00:13:54,080
公公如果你沒空


208
00:13:54,200  --> 00:13:56,640
我和繼宗代你去也是一樣


209
00:13:56,800  --> 00:13:59,920
對了, 我也不會躭誤親家公辦正事


210
00:14:00,040  --> 00:14:03,160
如果到時你人不到, 禮到也是一樣


211
00:14:03,680  --> 00:14:07,240
我會送禮      這樣就最好


212
00:14:07,360  --> 00:14:08,960
以親家公今時今日在本鎮的


213
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首富地位


214
00:14:10,080  --> 00:14:12,920
隨便送一個鎮店之寶金茶壺之類的


215
00:14:13,000  --> 00:14:15,000
就更為錦上添花


216
00:14:15,080  --> 00:14:19,920
親家母你也很會挑, 金茶壺


217
00:14:20,040  --> 00:14:22,920
光是在外面上金箔也所費不菲


218
00:14:23,080  --> 00:14:25,600
你以為叔父的錢是在街上撿回來的


219
00:14:25,680  --> 00:14:27,080
你說的倒輕鬆


220
00:14:27,200  --> 00:14:28,480
我娘不是這個意思


221
00:14:28,720  --> 00:14:30,880
我知道, 每一個錢都是我


222
00:14:30,960  --> 00:14:32,520
白手興家掙回來的


223
00:14:32,600  --> 00:14:34,920
我花錢也得看是否值得


224
00:14:35,840  --> 00:14:39,720
娘, 你先回去, 我看公公自有分寸


225
00:14:41,080  --> 00:14:43,040
我先走了, 親家公


226
00:14:43,160  --> 00:14:44,960
走好了, 岳母大人      不送了


227
00:14:47,680  --> 00:14:49,800
記住, 幫我游說一下


228
00:14:50,000  --> 00:14:52,040
我會的了, 開張那天見


229
00:14:54,760  --> 00:14:57,040
以為是親家就可以敲叔父一筆


230
00:14:57,160  --> 00:14:59,680
她想的美, 對嗎？叔父


231
00:14:59,840  --> 00:15:01,680
公公, 你千萬不要誤會


232
00:15:01,760  --> 00:15:04,120
如果你有心送花牌前去


233
00:15:04,240  --> 00:15:05,920
我爹娘會同樣開心


234
00:15:06,040  --> 00:15:10,240
我知道家嫂你孝順替娘說好話


235
00:15:10,360  --> 00:15:11,760
但我閱人不少


236
00:15:11,840  --> 00:15:14,120
是龍是蛇我一眼便看出來


237
00:15:14,200  --> 00:15:16,400
就當是看在你份上


238
00:15:16,520  --> 00:15:18,080
隨便送花牌過去吧


239
00:15:19,320  --> 00:15:20,280
謝謝公公


240
00:15:26,960  --> 00:15:29,240
我訂了金茶壺, 今天茶館開張


241
00:15:29,320  --> 00:15:30,480
去取茶壺就正好


242
00:15:30,600  --> 00:15:32,440
表嫂, 是你自掏腰包買厚禮嗎？


243
00:15:32,920  --> 00:15:34,320
你知道公公有多節儉


244
00:15:34,440  --> 00:15:36,160
又怎會捨得花無謂錢


245
00:15:36,320  --> 00:15:39,560
我也不想娘失望, 只好用私房錢


246
00:15:39,680  --> 00:15:42,040
買金茶壺再以公公的名義送過去


247
00:15:42,160  --> 00:15:45,000
舅舅為人這麼吝嗇是不值得維護的


248
00:15:47,480  --> 00:15:49,920
老闆, 我訂的金茶壺造好沒有？


249
00:15:50,040  --> 00:15:51,320
造好了, 少奶奶


250
00:15:52,200  --> 00:15:55,760
這個茶壺純金製造, 你看重甸甸的


251
00:15:56,040  --> 00:15:57,640
很有體面, 多少錢呢？


252
00:15:57,760  --> 00:16:01,400
一百個大洋      很貴


253
00:16:01,760  --> 00:16:03,320
不要緊      讓我付帳


254
00:16:06,320  --> 00:16:07,320
繼宗      老闆


255
00:16:07,600  --> 00:16:08,600
謝謝


256
00:16:09,600  --> 00:16:13,560
錢是我給你花用的, 不是這麼用的


257
00:16:14,240  --> 00:16:16,240
賀禮就當是我送的


258
00:16:16,320  --> 00:16:18,120
要你破費怎過意得去


259
00:16:18,200  --> 00:16:21,600
別傻了, 你爹娘就是我爹娘


260
00:16:21,680  --> 00:16:23,120
謝謝你, 繼宗


261
00:16:27,080  --> 00:16:27,880
娘


262
00:16:28,600  --> 00:16:30,120
不好意思我的親家來了


263
00:16:31,040  --> 00:16:33,400
彩蝶, 好了…你們終於來了


264
00:16:34,080  --> 00:16:36,360
怎麼不見親家公到來？


265
00:16:36,480  --> 00:16:37,640
舅舅有事不能來


266
00:16:37,760  --> 00:16:39,400
他著我向你說聲不好意思


267
00:16:39,840  --> 00:16:41,520
他真是貴人事忙


268
00:16:41,600  --> 00:16:43,880
岳母大人, 這賀禮是爹和我


269
00:16:44,000  --> 00:16:45,640
祝賀茶館客似雲來


270
00:16:45,800  --> 00:16:47,520
親家公有禮物送給我？


271
00:16:47,640  --> 00:16:49,040
打開看看      你看


272
00:16:53,880  --> 00:16:57,640
很重的      太客氣了


273
00:16:57,960  --> 00:16:59,440
是鑲金的


274
00:17:00,320  --> 00:17:01,880
親家公怎麼這麼客氣


275
00:17:02,080  --> 00:17:04,400
只是小小心意      謝謝…


276
00:17:04,880  --> 00:17:05,680
大姐呢？


277
00:17:05,920  --> 00:17:08,560
她早已到了, 她來了


278
00:17:08,800  --> 00:17:11,080
爹, 大姐      你來了


279
00:17:11,560  --> 00:17:13,960
你們定要試一下爹親自泡的烏龍茶


280
00:17:14,240  --> 00:17:16,640
烏龍鎮最有名的是烏龍茶葉


281
00:17:16,720  --> 00:17:20,840
芬芳茶館我凌老闆泡的茶是最好的


282
00:17:21,480  --> 00:17:23,040
全因為大姐重開芬芳茶館


283
00:17:23,160  --> 00:17:25,320
爹才能償心願, 大姐


284
00:17:25,440  --> 00:17:26,560
你看爹今天多高興


285
00:17:26,720  --> 00:17:29,440
那也得感謝妹夫肯把舖租給我們


286
00:17:29,800  --> 00:17:32,240
你是彩蝶的姐, 大家都是一家人


287
00:17:35,200  --> 00:17:36,000
是你要他們來的嗎？


288
00:17:36,160  --> 00:17:38,440
小媳婦, 你來這裡玩嗎？


289
00:17:38,840  --> 00:17:40,800
這裡人多, 別拉手拉腳的


290
00:17:41,680  --> 00:17:44,160
岳丈大人, 我有事要先回慶豐行


291
00:17:44,720  --> 00:17:46,600
我陪你      我們一道走


292
00:17:46,680  --> 00:17:47,840
你們這麼快就走了？


293
00:17:47,960  --> 00:17:49,080
是的, 稍後見


294
00:17:49,480  --> 00:17:51,800
再見…


295
00:17:51,960  --> 00:17:54,600
有空來我們那兒吃笑口酥


296
00:17:55,680  --> 00:17:59,760
家嫂, 今天親家公的茶館新開張


297
00:17:59,880  --> 00:18:02,600
這麼高興, 怎麼不通知我們？


298
00:18:03,240  --> 00:18:06,200
只是小生意, 無謂驚動兩位老人家


299
00:18:06,320  --> 00:18:09,640
就是了, 讓你兒子翻倒桌子便更糟


300
00:18:09,720  --> 00:18:11,160
話可不是這麼說


301
00:18:11,280  --> 00:18:13,320
我們是彩鳳的公公婆婆


302
00:18:13,440  --> 00:18:16,280
都要喝由家嫂奉的茶


303
00:18:16,840  --> 00:18:19,320
對了, 彩鳳, 既然你公公婆婆到來


304
00:18:19,640  --> 00:18:20,720
你還不去斟茶…


305
00:18:21,160  --> 00:18:23,920
對了, 家嫂, 我們在等你斟茶


306
00:18:24,040  --> 00:18:25,800
我們家嫂很勤勞


307
00:18:26,000  --> 00:18:28,680
每天早上都給公公婆婆斟茶


308
00:18:29,280  --> 00:18:33,560
不但這樣, 還跪著給公公婆婆斟茶


309
00:18:33,680  --> 00:18:36,960
簡直是克盡婦道的賢淑媳婦


310
00:18:37,320  --> 00:18:41,040
這麼孝順公公婆婆確是難得


311
00:18:41,320  --> 00:18:42,320
斟茶吧


312
00:18:42,960  --> 00:18:43,880
我是這兒的老闆


313
00:18:44,000  --> 00:18:45,960
給你們泡一壺好茶享用


314
00:18:46,040  --> 00:18:48,120
親家公, 我和你都是長輩


315
00:18:48,200  --> 00:18:50,000
你這樣做只會讓人家說家嫂


316
00:18:50,080  --> 00:18:51,760
不懂禮教


317
00:18:53,840  --> 00:18:55,360
娘, 可以喝了


318
00:18:55,440  --> 00:18:58,680
這不合規矩, 要她斟茶才可以


319
00:18:59,280  --> 00:19:00,280
小媳婦


320
00:19:04,120  --> 00:19:05,080
公公喝茶


321
00:19:05,760  --> 00:19:07,960
怎麼了？你敷了石膏嗎？


322
00:19:08,080  --> 00:19:09,520
膝蓋長瘡嗎？


323
00:19:09,720  --> 00:19:12,360
是的, 婆婆說我每天都要跪


324
00:19:12,680  --> 00:19:14,760
昨天膝蓋長瘡, 今天長骨刺


325
00:19:14,840  --> 00:19:16,160
是不是都要跪呢？婆婆


326
00:19:16,480  --> 00:19:18,480
怎麼這麼殘忍


327
00:19:19,240  --> 00:19:22,160
那不用了, 省得人家說我


328
00:19:22,280  --> 00:19:23,920
虐待兒媳婦


329
00:19:27,600  --> 00:19:29,600
老闆, 麻煩你替我包好所有的首飾


330
00:19:29,920  --> 00:19:32,840
沒問題…不過我想知道


331
00:19:32,920  --> 00:19:34,840
這一次你有帶錢嗎？


332
00:19:35,520  --> 00:19:36,600
錢在這裡


333
00:19:36,680  --> 00:19:38,280
好…可以玩了, 有手指印


334
00:19:39,920  --> 00:19:41,680
丁少奶奶, 你不要為難我們


335
00:19:41,840  --> 00:19:45,440
笑口酥的女東家已下了封殺令


336
00:19:45,560  --> 00:19:47,960
凡是阿旺少爺所打指紋的欠單


337
00:19:48,080  --> 00:19:50,200
一律不承認


338
00:19:50,720  --> 00:19:54,160
終於光火了      那怎麼辦


339
00:19:54,240  --> 00:19:57,000
是不是以後都不可以玩印指印呢


340
00:19:57,640  --> 00:19:58,880
我們不玩印指印


341
00:19:59,000  --> 00:20:00,480
到外面有許多玩意可以玩


342
00:20:00,720  --> 00:20:02,680
好, 你帶我到處去玩


343
00:20:05,920  --> 00:20:07,920
很累了


344
00:20:08,160  --> 00:20:09,760
爹、娘      公公、婆婆


345
00:20:10,120  --> 00:20:12,440
不好意思, 我們又逛的忘記了時候


346
00:20:12,560  --> 00:20:15,080
不要緊      我馬上進去做飯


347
00:20:15,200  --> 00:20:16,680
做飯      不用了


348
00:20:17,480  --> 00:20:20,600
我們吃飽了      吃過飯了？


349
00:20:21,080  --> 00:20:22,680
肚子餓便早點吃


350
00:20:22,760  --> 00:20:26,080
家嫂, 恐怕你已是吃飽才回來的了


351
00:20:26,320  --> 00:20:29,040
我們還沒吃飯, 很餓


352
00:20:29,440  --> 00:20:31,720
放心, 娘給你留了飯菜


353
00:20:31,840  --> 00:20:34,760
進去著榮仔給你弄熱吃      好的


354
00:20:35,080  --> 00:20:37,000
小媳婦, 很快可以吃飯了, 你等我


355
00:20:37,840  --> 00:20:39,960
剛才你留多少份飯菜？


356
00:20:40,240  --> 00:20:43,360
一份      那麼是有人沒飯吃了


357
00:20:43,480  --> 00:20:45,920
不是有人習慣吃過飯才回來嗎？


358
00:20:46,000  --> 00:20:46,720
是嗎？


359
00:20:48,440  --> 00:20:51,000
不過我肚子矜貴


360
00:20:51,120  --> 00:20:52,800
不是甚麼飯菜都能吃


361
00:20:52,920  --> 00:20:55,840
你們先坐一會, 我先進去睡覺


362
00:20:55,960  --> 00:20:56,920
晚安


363
00:20:59,040  --> 00:21:02,240
光天化日她說晚安, 不知所謂


364
00:21:02,440  --> 00:21:04,760
我不發威她不當我一回事


365
00:21:05,040  --> 00:21:07,560
我從沒聽過婆婆會鬥不過兒媳婦


366
00:21:07,680  --> 00:21:09,920
好戲還在後頭


367
00:21:34,640  --> 00:21:37,920
不行, 餓的發慌睡不著


368
00:21:59,160  --> 00:22:00,520
沒有米


369
00:22:06,080  --> 00:22:07,800
所有粉麵乾糧都沒有


370
00:22:22,680  --> 00:22:26,000
是誰把門鎖上？是誰？快開門


371
00:22:26,160  --> 00:22:27,080
開門


372
00:22:28,240  --> 00:22:30,920
肚子餓嗎？找不到食物吧


373
00:22:33,280  --> 00:22:35,120
原來你是存心坑我的


374
00:22:35,760  --> 00:22:38,560
做我的兒媳婦就得守我的規矩


375
00:22:38,720  --> 00:22:41,600
做人家媳婦的本份就是


376
00:22:41,680  --> 00:22:44,640
不幹活便沒飯吃


377
00:22:45,440  --> 00:22:47,840
你打算關我多久？


378
00:22:48,280  --> 00:22:53,000
待你聽教聽話時便放你出來


379
00:22:54,840  --> 00:22:58,360
阿旺這麼疼我怎會捨得讓我捱餓


380
00:22:58,800  --> 00:23:03,360
你放心, 我教兒子也有一手


381
00:23:03,800  --> 00:23:04,680
走著瞧吧


382
00:23:07,480  --> 00:23:12,240
對了, 晚上在廚房有許多小動物


383
00:23:12,680  --> 00:23:14,480
你保重


384
00:23:36,880  --> 00:23:40,120
小媳婦, 你在哪兒？


385
00:23:41,600  --> 00:23:44,760
小媳婦, 你在哪兒？


386
00:23:44,960  --> 00:23:48,240
你找小媳婦嗎？阿旺, 來…


387
00:23:48,320  --> 00:23:50,320
你邊吃麵我邊對你說


388
00:23:50,920  --> 00:23:54,360
我不吃了, 娘, 今早我張開眼睛


389
00:23:54,440  --> 00:23:56,080
不見了小媳婦, 她在哪兒


390
00:23:56,240  --> 00:23:59,080
你的小媳婦現時關起自己在玩遊戲


391
00:23:59,240  --> 00:24:00,800
你當然是找不著她


392
00:24:00,920  --> 00:24:02,320
玩甚麼遊戲？


393
00:24:02,480  --> 00:24:05,840
她玩這個遊戲, 名叫飢饉籌款


394
00:24:05,960  --> 00:24:08,760
要餓著肚子籌錢賑災


395
00:24:08,840  --> 00:24:12,960
要餓著肚子才能籌款？為甚麼


396
00:24:13,080  --> 00:24:15,920
這樣才能顯示出她和災民


397
00:24:16,000  --> 00:24:18,800
同甘共苦的誠意


398
00:24:19,320  --> 00:24:22,840
原來是籌款幫助別人, 我也要玩


399
00:24:22,960  --> 00:24:26,680
不可以, 這個遊戲只可以一個人玩


400
00:24:26,920  --> 00:24:30,000
小媳婦關在哪兒呢？我想去見她


401
00:24:30,160  --> 00:24:35,200
可以, 不過你要遵守遊戲規則


402
00:24:36,080  --> 00:24:38,400
待會你看見她, 她一定會說


403
00:24:38,480  --> 00:24:41,440
我關起她, 她捱餓很可憐


404
00:24:41,520  --> 00:24:43,440
但你千萬不要中計


405
00:24:43,720  --> 00:24:45,880
中計？為甚麼


406
00:24:46,000  --> 00:24:47,240
因為如果你理睬她


407
00:24:47,320  --> 00:24:49,920
就會動搖她捱餓的意志


408
00:24:50,080  --> 00:24:53,560
又或者如果你放了她, 給她吃東西


409
00:24:53,680  --> 00:24:57,200
甚至給她喝水, 這個遊戲便輸了


410
00:24:57,240  --> 00:24:58,760
籌不到錢


411
00:25:00,680  --> 00:25:04,360
這遊戲很有趣, 我還是想見她


412
00:25:04,640  --> 00:25:06,320
可以, 你見她歸見她


413
00:25:06,400  --> 00:25:10,080
不過不管怎樣, 不管看見她有多慘


414
00:25:10,200  --> 00:25:12,080
你都當甚麼也沒看見


415
00:25:12,720  --> 00:25:16,840
她關在哪兒？      在廚房


416
00:25:17,920  --> 00:25:19,640
原來是在廚房


417
00:25:27,840  --> 00:25:30,400
吃蝦膏總比吃老鼠好


418
00:25:40,560  --> 00:25:44,600
很鹹, 先喝點水


419
00:25:53,000  --> 00:25:54,560
滴水全無？


420
00:25:57,840  --> 00:26:00,000
沒想到那胖婆婆這麼絕情


421
00:26:03,440  --> 00:26:08,480
阿旺…你乖, 快想辦法把門打開


422
00:26:09,280  --> 00:26:11,680
娘說不可以的


423
00:26:12,160  --> 00:26:15,000
你娘把我關在這裡, 你乖


424
00:26:15,120  --> 00:26:17,320
我從昨天到現在都沒吃過東西


425
00:26:17,400  --> 00:26:21,160
我很餓, 你快拿東西給我吃


426
00:26:23,480  --> 00:26:26,560
你想引我中你的計


427
00:26:27,160  --> 00:26:30,600
救命, 你乖, 你不拿東西給我吃


428
00:26:30,680  --> 00:26:33,280
都拿水給我喝, 好嗎？


429
00:26:33,480  --> 00:26:35,440
我的喉嚨很辛苦


430
00:26:37,000  --> 00:26:40,760
你連聲音都假裝得很相似


431
00:26:41,640  --> 00:26:45,200
娘說要我當作看不見你


432
00:26:45,360  --> 00:26:50,200
我沒看見你…      阿旺…


433
00:27:26,360  --> 00:27:30,000
夠了…停吧, 夠了


434
00:27:30,120  --> 00:27:32,640
這樣子會水淹的


435
00:27:35,520  --> 00:27:37,840
做人家媳婦的本份是


436
00:27:38,200  --> 00:27:46,560
不幹活就沒飯吃…


437
00:28:04,880  --> 00:28:07,200
娘      那麼晚了你想上哪兒


438
00:28:07,320  --> 00:28:09,040
我惦著小媳婦


439
00:28:09,120  --> 00:28:12,120
你白天時見過她, 還不放心嗎？


440
00:28:12,760  --> 00:28:16,120
我白天見她捱餓很辛苦


441
00:28:16,360  --> 00:28:19,240
你這麼快便忘記遊戲規則


442
00:28:19,360  --> 00:28:22,760
娘, 要玩到甚麼時候呢


443
00:28:22,880  --> 00:28:25,400
快了…恐怕明早便成功了


444
00:28:25,480  --> 00:28:27,640
我們便要多籌款給她了


445
00:28:27,920  --> 00:28:31,680
不用, 娘給她的錢已很多了


446
00:28:31,800  --> 00:28:36,160
你打指印的那一疊欠單我還沒付清


447
00:28:37,600  --> 00:28:40,920
大不了我捱餓籌款給你, 娘


448
00:28:41,040  --> 00:28:44,120
你乖…不如你早點睡


449
00:28:44,280  --> 00:28:47,440
不然明早睡過了頭便看不見小媳婦


450
00:28:47,760  --> 00:28:49,120
我睡覺去, 你也睡覺去


451
00:28:49,200  --> 00:28:53,240
好的, 乖了…晚安…      關門


452
00:29:00,120  --> 00:29:08,080
不幹活, 沒飯吃…


453
00:29:48,240  --> 00:29:51,120
關了兩天, 滋味如何？


454
00:29:52,280  --> 00:29:55,400
你不是關的變傻吧？家嫂


455
00:29:55,440  --> 00:30:02,480
家嫂…不幹活, 沒飯吃…我幹活去


456
00:30:03,360  --> 00:30:05,360
終於知道害怕了嗎？


457
00:30:05,480  --> 00:30:09,120
敬酒不喝喝罰酒, 自取其辱


458
00:30:09,560  --> 00:30:12,320
外面有一大盆衣服還沒洗


459
00:30:33,880  --> 00:30:35,600
小媳婦我幫你


460
00:30:36,120  --> 00:30:39,000
不用了, 家嫂說這是她的職責


461
00:30:39,120  --> 00:30:41,800
大家以後交叉雙手等吃就可以


462
00:30:41,880  --> 00:30:43,240
連榮仔你也一樣


463
00:30:43,520  --> 00:30:46,760
公公婆婆吃飯, 阿旺吃飯榮仔吃飯


464
00:30:46,840  --> 00:30:49,800
吃飯      你真有辦法


465
00:30:50,120  --> 00:30:53,680
小媳婦, 這兩天你玩捱餓遊戲


466
00:30:53,800  --> 00:30:55,760
一定很餓了, 要多吃點東西


467
00:30:55,840  --> 00:30:56,440
謝謝


468
00:30:56,560  --> 00:31:00,000
你終於明白到做媳婦的道理了


469
00:31:00,840  --> 00:31:04,520
媳婦…不幹活沒飯吃…


470
00:31:09,000  --> 00:31:10,560
少奶奶她


471
00:31:11,160  --> 00:31:12,720
小媳婦玩甚麼遊戲？


472
00:31:12,840  --> 00:31:14,120
她玩勤勞遊戲


473
00:31:14,360  --> 00:31:16,800
湯放涼了, 家嫂


474
00:31:17,360  --> 00:31:20,440
家嫂？我把湯翻熱


475
00:31:20,800  --> 00:31:22,000
我也要玩勤勞


476
00:31:23,960  --> 00:31:27,400
怎麼她聽到家嫂二字就有如鬼附身


477
00:31:27,760  --> 00:31:29,880
全靠我對她下藥


478
00:31:30,200  --> 00:31:31,880
這回她還不貼貼服服


479
00:31:31,960  --> 00:31:33,640
老婆, 你真行


480
00:31:35,840  --> 00:31:38,400
小媳婦, 我要洞房…快洞房


481
00:31:38,520  --> 00:31:41,600
我已很累, 可以少洞房一晚嗎？


482
00:31:42,800  --> 00:31:44,880
你累了？你快休息


483
00:31:44,960  --> 00:31:46,560
我自己地上睡可以了


484
00:31:46,680  --> 00:31:48,400
不用了, 今天夜裡你床上睡


485
00:31:48,520  --> 00:31:51,040
為甚麼？又變回是男上女下了


486
00:31:51,520  --> 00:31:53,640
我還要給公公婆婆煮夜宵


487
00:31:53,760  --> 00:31:55,480
回來時我自己地上睡


488
00:31:55,560  --> 00:31:57,040
讓我煮好了


489
00:31:57,200  --> 00:31:58,920
不行, 你娘會罵我的


490
00:31:59,200  --> 00:32:01,840
你乖乖的就當是幫忙, 上床睡覺


491
00:32:02,040  --> 00:32:04,360
你也早點睡了      你乖


492
00:32:23,200  --> 00:32:26,880
你是否聽到好像有聲音


493
00:32:28,040  --> 00:32:29,280
是誰？


494
00:32:33,240  --> 00:32:34,360
誰


495
00:32:35,760  --> 00:32:37,320
你沒事吧？


496
00:32:37,560  --> 00:32:39,400
差點給她砍死, 你說有沒有事


497
00:32:40,440  --> 00:32:42,800
家嫂…


498
00:32:42,920  --> 00:32:47,560
不幹活沒飯吃, 切叉燒…


499
00:32:48,680  --> 00:32:51,040
她像是夢遊, 甚麼都看不見


500
00:32:51,640  --> 00:32:53,000
怎麼會這樣


501
00:32:53,080  --> 00:32:54,840
是你把她折磨成這樣子嗎？


502
00:32:55,040  --> 00:32:56,080
不會吧？


503
00:32:56,720  --> 00:32:58,560
別多說了, 跟著她去看看


504
00:32:59,760  --> 00:33:07,720
不幹活, 沒飯吃…切叉燒…


505
00:33:07,880  --> 00:33:10,880
公公婆婆要吃夜宵


506
00:33:12,640  --> 00:33:17,600
切臘腸…


507
00:33:17,760  --> 00:33:19,680
怎麼這麼硬？


508
00:33:20,920  --> 00:33:25,400
刀磨的不夠鋒利


509
00:33:27,840  --> 00:33:31,680
豬腩肉, 還有豬…


510
00:33:32,200  --> 00:33:36,000
豬腩肉在那邊      這裡…


511
00:33:37,080  --> 00:33:40,600
阿旺, 快起來, 起來…


512
00:33:40,720  --> 00:33:43,400
娘, 爹      別嚇著你的小媳婦


513
00:33:43,520  --> 00:33:45,440
出去…


514
00:33:46,760  --> 00:33:48,040
小媳婦玩甚麼遊戲？


515
00:33:48,200  --> 00:33:50,000
到外面去我告訴你…


516
00:33:57,440  --> 00:34:00,000
這回該是你害怕吧


517
00:34:00,720  --> 00:34:02,680
爹, 娘, 幹嘛拉我出來？


518
00:34:03,120  --> 00:34:05,600
幸好及早逃出來, 不然會沒命


519
00:34:05,680  --> 00:34:08,000
不行, 我要看小媳婦玩甚麼遊戲


520
00:34:08,120  --> 00:34:10,360
這一次可不是鬧著玩


521
00:34:10,480  --> 00:34:12,360
你的小媳婦得了一個怪病


522
00:34:12,640  --> 00:34:13,960
有病？


523
00:34:14,120  --> 00:34:16,120
你不可以單獨和她在一起


524
00:34:16,200  --> 00:34:18,240
不可以, 我要先看看她有甚麼病


525
00:34:18,560  --> 00:34:21,160
站住, 我說不可以就是不可以


526
00:34:21,760  --> 00:34:23,600
你可知道你老婆的病是會傳染的


527
00:34:24,440  --> 00:34:26,040
以後分房睡


528
00:34:26,440  --> 00:34:28,360
你幹嘛那麼兇？娘


529
00:34:28,560  --> 00:34:30,320
你找死嗎？這麼大聲喝罵他


530
00:34:30,440  --> 00:34:31,800
會嚇著他的


531
00:34:31,960  --> 00:34:34,240
罵他他總是躲在你身後


532
00:34:34,360  --> 00:34:37,080
我不依, 我要和小媳婦同房


533
00:34:37,160  --> 00:34:38,680
我要洞房


534
00:34:38,760  --> 00:34:40,080
難怪人家說你是小色鬼


535
00:34:40,200  --> 00:34:41,520
你只顧洞房


536
00:34:41,880  --> 00:34:45,000
行…我已著榮仔找來大夫急診


537
00:34:45,160  --> 00:34:48,520
醫好你的小媳婦你就可以洞房


538
00:34:49,600  --> 00:34:52,400
公公婆婆, 我給你們弄了夜宵


539
00:34:52,480  --> 00:34:55,800
小媳婦, 你沒事吧      回來…


540
00:34:56,480  --> 00:34:59,320
小心粥倒在你身上會燙傷


541
00:34:59,440  --> 00:35:00,640
我怎會這麼不小心呢


542
00:35:01,240  --> 00:35:02,960
除非我瘋了


543
00:35:03,520  --> 00:35:05,200
你剛才問我有沒有事？


544
00:35:05,400  --> 00:35:06,640
該我問你有沒有事


545
00:35:06,760  --> 00:35:08,840
怎麼睡的好好的, 無故起床


546
00:35:09,080  --> 00:35:10,960
還有把菜刀放在床邊


547
00:35:11,040  --> 00:35:12,240
是很危險的, 你知道嗎？


548
00:35:12,320  --> 00:35:14,440
我沒有      沒有？


549
00:35:15,200  --> 00:35:17,640
公公婆婆, 會不會是有賊入屋？


550
00:35:17,760  --> 00:35:21,120
你們有看見嗎？那真的很危險


551
00:35:21,240  --> 00:35:22,840
要小心門戶才可以


552
00:35:22,960  --> 00:35:24,960
這一次總算沒弄出人命


553
00:35:25,040  --> 00:35:27,240
但下回賊人不知道是否有人性


554
00:35:27,400  --> 00:35:31,120
是的, 有人瘋起來真的沒人性


555
00:35:31,520  --> 00:35:34,120
公公, 你真要想辦法杜絕賊人


556
00:35:34,280  --> 00:35:36,200
不用怕小媳婦, 我會保護你


557
00:35:36,280  --> 00:35:39,160
你先照料好自己


558
00:35:40,240  --> 00:35:42,040
公公婆婆, 你們慢慢吃


559
00:35:42,160  --> 00:35:43,600
我給你們泡茶


560
00:35:45,080  --> 00:35:46,840
她怎會瘋的這麼有條理


561
00:35:46,960  --> 00:35:49,480
甚麼有條理瘋？是甚麼瘋呢


562
00:35:49,800  --> 00:35:52,000
大夫來了, 這邊請


563
00:35:52,160  --> 00:35:54,640
榮仔, 先和阿旺到客房睡


564
00:35:54,800  --> 00:35:56,920
好的      我要等小媳婦一起睡


565
00:35:57,000  --> 00:35:59,640
我說不可以, 你老婆的病會傳染


566
00:35:59,760  --> 00:36:00,400
進客房


567
00:36:00,520  --> 00:36:02,160
你們怎麼會不害怕傳染？


568
00:36:02,320  --> 00:36:05,400
我們是成年人抵抗力強, 你不可以


569
00:36:06,600  --> 00:36:08,440
你再不聽話以後不讓你洞房


570
00:36:08,720  --> 00:36:13,160
不要嘛, 小媳婦看過大夫記得叫我


571
00:36:13,240  --> 00:36:15,440
好的…你乖, 和他進去


572
00:36:15,920  --> 00:36:18,680
大夫, 我懷疑我們家嫂患上失心瘋


573
00:36:25,880  --> 00:36:28,200
你家少奶奶的脈搏很正常


574
00:36:40,680  --> 00:36:43,080
不行, 脈搏太亂, 我受不了


575
00:36:43,400  --> 00:36:44,560
那是甚麼意思？


576
00:36:44,640  --> 00:36:46,560
她是不是患了失心瘋？


577
00:36:47,120  --> 00:36:50,200
你不瘋我瘋, 我心狂跳, 脈搏太亂


578
00:36:50,320  --> 00:36:53,920
這種病是無可救藥的, 先告辭了


579
00:36:55,080  --> 00:36:56,520
沒得醫…


580
00:37:03,600  --> 00:37:06,280
如果連家嫂也瘋了, 那怎麼辦


581
00:37:09,000  --> 00:37:13,040
都是你不好, 無緣無故關她在廚房


582
00:37:13,200  --> 00:37:15,120
嚇了她兩天


583
00:37:15,240  --> 00:37:17,320
正常人也讓你嚇的變瘋子


584
00:37:17,600  --> 00:37:20,800
我打算給她一個下馬威


585
00:37:21,000  --> 00:37:23,280
不知道會弄成這樣的


586
00:37:23,440  --> 00:37:26,840
兒子已經是瘋的, 家嫂也瘋了


587
00:37:27,000  --> 00:37:29,760
瘋子又怎能侍奉瘋子呢


588
00:37:30,920  --> 00:37:33,320
只好我們辛苦一點


589
00:37:33,480  --> 00:37:36,080
不但是這樣, 最糟糕的


590
00:37:36,200  --> 00:37:39,760
是她夢遊時會斬人, 剛才很危險


591
00:37:39,840  --> 00:37:42,480
幸好我們手急明快把阿旺拉出房間


592
00:37:42,600  --> 00:37:45,920
不然阿旺早已讓她當豬腩肉般斬了


593
00:37:46,280  --> 00:37:50,480
沒錯, 兒子常和她在一起會很危險


594
00:37:51,560  --> 00:37:53,800
不對了, 為免全家遭殃


595
00:37:53,880  --> 00:37:56,640
狠心一點把她休了


596
00:37:56,960  --> 00:38:00,160
還用你說嗎？我已準備寫休書了


597
00:38:00,560  --> 00:38:03,480
明天我們去鄉公所辦手續


598
00:38:06,240  --> 00:38:09,040
爹      怎麼這麼開心？


599
00:38:09,120  --> 00:38:10,520
你不用看著那大呆蛋嗎？


600
00:38:10,680  --> 00:38:12,800
你有把家中的房間留給我嗎？


601
00:38:13,000  --> 00:38:15,040
當然有, 我等著你回來


602
00:38:15,200  --> 00:38:17,080
你收拾被舖等我好了


603
00:38:17,880  --> 00:38:19,520
那胖婦人終於肯把我休了


604
00:38:19,680  --> 00:38:21,200
我快會搬回來


605
00:38:21,280  --> 00:38:24,000
你這麼快便氣的令她受不了嗎？


606
00:38:24,120  --> 00:38:25,680
氣她是沒用的, 要嚇她


607
00:38:25,760  --> 00:38:28,120
我裝瘋扮傻, 假裝有失心瘋


608
00:38:28,240  --> 00:38:29,600
她不把我休了也不行


609
00:38:30,360  --> 00:38:33,880
虧你想得出, 我馬上去買柚子葉


610
00:38:34,000  --> 00:38:35,400
把霉氣全洗掉


611
00:38:35,520  --> 00:38:36,760
我也不是出獄


612
00:38:36,920  --> 00:38:39,960
你是脫難了, 比出獄還高興


613
00:38:40,040  --> 00:38:42,600
這個女少東就是傻子阿旺的老婆


614
00:38:42,840  --> 00:38:45,520
真是糟蹋了      快不是了


615
00:38:45,920  --> 00:38:47,600
或者人家嫌我的女兒過於正常


616
00:38:47,720  --> 00:38:48,800
想把她休了


617
00:38:51,240  --> 00:38:53,920
原來你在這裡, 家嫂


618
00:38:55,080  --> 00:38:59,360
家嫂…不幹活沒飯吃…


619
00:38:59,560  --> 00:39:02,080
這兒不是家裡, 丁家有許多活要幹


620
00:39:02,160  --> 00:39:05,560
站住, 我現在和你爹去鄉公所


621
00:39:05,920  --> 00:39:07,160
你也一道去


622
00:39:07,360  --> 00:39:08,560
幹嘛要去鄉公所？


623
00:39:08,680  --> 00:39:10,200
你去到就知道


624
00:39:14,000  --> 00:39:16,080
你們要把兒媳婦休了


625
00:39:16,320  --> 00:39:18,760
她自從入門後, 從沒盡過


626
00:39:18,840  --> 00:39:20,760
侍奉翁姑的責任


627
00:39:20,880  --> 00:39:23,320
只會在家做大懶蟲


628
00:39:23,480  --> 00:39:26,880
怎麼說都是初歸媳婦可以慢慢教她


629
00:39:26,960  --> 00:39:30,480
慢慢教？很容易家當也讓她花光


630
00:39:30,600  --> 00:39:31,840
她嫁入門才兩天


631
00:39:31,960  --> 00:39:34,520
已經花了一個月的家用


632
00:39:34,640  --> 00:39:37,120
你不縱容她, 她哪會有錢花


633
00:39:37,200  --> 00:39:38,720
只可惜她有病


634
00:39:38,840  --> 00:39:40,880
有病不是罪


635
00:39:41,000  --> 00:39:43,960
她的病是失心瘋, 無可救藥


636
00:39:44,040  --> 00:39:46,320
他們說我半夜夢遊斬人


637
00:39:46,440  --> 00:39:48,760
但我完全不記得曾發生這樣的事


638
00:39:48,840  --> 00:39:50,400
不知者不罪


639
00:39:50,520  --> 00:39:52,440
三更半夜在天階磨刀


640
00:39:52,560  --> 00:39:53,840
我走前叫她一聲


641
00:39:53,920  --> 00:39:55,840
差點兒讓她把我的頭砍掉


642
00:39:56,000  --> 00:39:58,880
還把我們的兒子當是豬腩肉般斬


643
00:39:58,960  --> 00:40:02,600
嚇的我們夫婦帶著兒子慌忙逃命


644
00:40:02,760  --> 00:40:06,280
你們都說她有病, 她發瘋斬人時


645
00:40:06,400  --> 00:40:08,240
她自己也無法控制


646
00:40:08,360  --> 00:40:12,120
你說的輕鬆, 日防夜防家賊難防


647
00:40:12,200  --> 00:40:14,480
她還是個殺人狂, 還是不好


648
00:40:14,640  --> 00:40:15,560
你帶她回家吧


649
00:40:15,800  --> 00:40:17,800
對了, 你帶女兒回家吧


650
00:40:18,080  --> 00:40:20,920
如果你們不反對, 我便蓋印了


651
00:40:22,600  --> 00:40:27,880
鎮長…其實我也不想這麼絕情


652
00:40:28,040  --> 00:40:30,880
彩鳳怎麼說都是我們丁家的媳婦


653
00:40:31,000  --> 00:40:34,400
她有病我都很願意捐錢把她醫好


654
00:40:34,520  --> 00:40:37,920
應該的…帶她去省城


655
00:40:38,000  --> 00:40:39,440
省城有瘋人院


656
00:40:39,560  --> 00:40:42,600
也不在乎多給點錢送她入住一間


657
00:40:42,720  --> 00:40:46,040
獨立隱蔽的房間, 讓她不會再害人


658
00:40:46,120  --> 00:40:49,000
好…      不用這麼破費吧


659
00:40:49,120  --> 00:40:52,360
不破費也可以, 反正後山有瘋人塔


660
00:40:52,480  --> 00:40:53,360
來人      是


661
00:40:53,480  --> 00:40:55,280
把她抓往瘋人塔      是


662
00:40:56,560  --> 00:40:58,520
你不要抓她…她不是瘋的


663
00:40:58,600  --> 00:41:01,440
她一切都是假裝的      假裝的


664
00:41:02,160  --> 00:41:06,200
剛才在茶館你說甚麼？


665
00:41:06,280  --> 00:41:10,440
他說嫌他女兒過於正常所以休了她


666
00:41:10,680  --> 00:41:13,120
我也覺事有蹺蹊了


667
00:41:13,360  --> 00:41:15,440
怎料一試便露餡兒


668
00:41:16,480  --> 00:41:18,080
現在還要休她嗎？


669
00:41:18,240  --> 00:41:22,200
她想這樣子便跑掉嗎？難了


670
00:41:31,840  --> 00:41:33,640
公公婆婆, 我進去泡茶


671
00:41:35,760  --> 00:41:36,840
站住


672
00:41:37,760  --> 00:41:41,360
婆婆和媳婦開戰, 好男不與女鬥


673
00:41:41,480  --> 00:41:43,560
我去舖子找阿旺


674
00:41:45,840  --> 00:41:47,560
瘋癲遊戲已經玩過了


675
00:41:47,680  --> 00:41:50,400
我也做個樣子進去做家務


676
00:41:51,160  --> 00:41:52,880
我還沒叫你一聲“家嫂”


677
00:41:53,000  --> 00:41:55,160
你用不著假裝神經緊張


678
00:41:56,680  --> 00:41:59,520
之前我覺有點悶, 跟你們玩玩而已


679
00:41:59,640  --> 00:42:01,320
怎料你們這麼認真


680
00:42:01,520  --> 00:42:05,440
我才沒有認真, 如果我是認真的


681
00:42:05,560  --> 00:42:07,960
我該把你浸豬籠


682
00:42:08,960  --> 00:42:12,080
婆婆是個開明人, 如果真要浸豬籠


683
00:42:12,200  --> 00:42:14,560
早已在我逃婚時浸了


684
00:42:14,680  --> 00:42:16,800
我知道你是聰明的


685
00:42:16,920  --> 00:42:18,800
可我也不是笨大嬸


686
00:42:18,880  --> 00:42:21,360
你有甚麼花樣只管使出來


687
00:42:21,480  --> 00:42:23,360
我隨時接招


688
00:42:23,960  --> 00:42:26,480
先讓我想一想, 你這麼聰明


689
00:42:26,560  --> 00:42:29,080
和你過招也要動動腦筋


690
00:42:29,360  --> 00:42:32,480
你也不弱, 有這麼機靈的媳婦


691
00:42:32,640  --> 00:42:35,280
總算讓我盼到了      謝謝


692
00:42:36,200  --> 00:42:40,120
如果你真的要走我也無法綁著你


693
00:42:40,200  --> 00:42:43,440
不過你爹會讓我煩上好一段時間


694
00:42:43,560  --> 00:42:45,360
你知道他上了歲數


695
00:42:45,440  --> 00:42:48,560
你也不想他為你的事而操心


696
00:42:48,680  --> 00:42:50,480
你也很會觀人於微


697
00:42:50,680  --> 00:42:54,440
知道我最在乎的是爹, 謝謝你提醒


698
00:42:54,560  --> 00:42:56,160
我知道以後該怎麼做


699
00:42:56,280  --> 00:42:58,960
這樣就最好, 你是我的兒媳婦


700
00:42:59,040  --> 00:43:00,760
我兒子也這麼喜歡你


701
00:43:00,840  --> 00:43:03,600
只要你安守本份, 好好對阿旺


702
00:43:03,680  --> 00:43:06,480
我是不會忍心折磨你的


703
00:43:07,680  --> 00:43:10,320
好吧, 難得棋逢敵手


704
00:43:10,400  --> 00:43:12,120
我就留下來玩玩


705
00:43:12,880  --> 00:43:15,160
彼此彼此