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鳳, 深色的衣服呢？


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剛幫你洗了


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我不見了髮簪


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放在你的梳妝臺


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可以吃早飯沒有？想餓死人嗎？


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可以吃了


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娘, 你幫我戴上滿頭髮簪


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像頭箭豬, 會不會太誇張呢？


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多插兩枝髮簪才不多, 好看


11
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還有這些呢？三枚戒指、六隻手鐲


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還要加上頭飾、衣環, 上一斤重


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你還要我走蓮花步


14
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到時甚麼儀態都沒有了


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這次你去見包公子, 城中首富兒子


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當然是要顯示排場


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讓人家覺得我們門當戶對


18
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才能看你上眼的, 對嗎？


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今天有這麼多富家小姐去


20
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不知道人家會否留意我


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你是娘的女兒, 你看娘的樣子


22
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是不是很有信心？我說你出場


23
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那些庸脂俗粉馬上靠邊站


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如果我可以像娘這麼不害臊


25
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我看我早已和包公子交上朋友


26
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如果真的成了包家的媳婦


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從包家的指縫隨便給我少許的錢


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那麼生活就不用發愁


29
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娘待會去打馬吊


30
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回來時你把好消息告訴我知道嗎？


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打馬吊？上回你不是說把錢輸光？


32
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你哪來的錢去賭？


33
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你爹還有許多古董


34
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你又再拿古董去典當


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然後回來換上假的？


36
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別那麼大聲, 讓那尖嘴雞聽到


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可麻煩了, 這一次我不會換


38
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不想花時間把假貨拿回來


39
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胡亂說給砸了就算


40
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娘, 你不要再賭


41
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這樣吧, 這次賭注小一點


42
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拿鼻煙壺算了


43
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鼻煙壺


44
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你又搞甚麼呢？鬼鬼祟祟的


45
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二娘早安、妹妹早安


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姐姐早安


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你身後收起些甚麼


48
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沒甚麼…


49
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這一隻手, 你還說沒有


50
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二娘, 這鼻煙壺是爹最心愛的古董


51
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你不能拿走


52
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你以為我拿去有甚麼用途


53
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我答應董太太讓她鑑賞一下


54
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是不是這樣都要問准你？


55
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娘, 算了吧, 姐都是為你好


56
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不是的, 真的不能拿到外面去


57
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你這算是管我了？


58
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我雖不是你的親娘


59
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但總算是你的父母, 現時你爹出門


60
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我就是一家之主


61
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我不管你, 你反過來管我


62
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我不是這個意思


63
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諒你也不敢, 我不吃早飯了


64
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我出去


65
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真的不行, 你聽我說, 二娘


66
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你走開      真的不可以


67
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走開      真的不行, 二娘…


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菜嬸, 今天的菜要多少錢


69
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彩鳳, 就算你十銅錢一斤


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菜很老, 難怪沒人買


71
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我幫你處理一下


72
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妥當了      菜是好看多了


73
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不過少了一大截


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你賣十五錢一斤準不會虧本


75
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我保證你很快賣光


76
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說的也是, 謝謝你


77
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你剛才說算我十錢一斤, 我要兩斤


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雞叔, 有給我留鵝嗎


79
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早已挑好了, 等你到取


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真的有五斤, 很肥, 多少錢？


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五十錢, 平常你這麼節儉


82
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但每次當你爹跑碼頭回來


83
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你一定準備一頭肥鵝孝敬他


84
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他經常在外面東奔西跑


85
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孝敬他是應該的, 謝謝你


86
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送去清平里十八號, 張大媽家中


87
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清平里十八號, 張大媽家中…


88
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哥哥, 我們的風箏給掛在樹上


89
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可以幫我們拿下來嗎？


90
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娘說做人要互相幫忙


91
00:06:48,960  --> 00:06:51,120
不過我現在要送餅給人家


92
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哥哥, 求求你, 幫我們拿下來


93
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求求你, 哥哥


94
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好的, 小孩子是應該要幫忙的


95
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真的很高, 再爬上去會跌死我的


96
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趁那傻子還沒下來, 我們趕快吃光


97
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你們怎麼吃我的餅


98
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小孩, 怎麼偷吃人家的東西, 站住


99
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小小年紀便偷東西


100
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信不信我帶你們去見家長


101
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姐姐, 我們不敢了


102
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姐姐, 我很害怕, 這兒很高


103
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我無法下來


104
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你長的這麼大也害怕？


105
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他是笑口酥女東家的兒子是個傻子


106
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他是傻子你們就欺負他了？


107
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不用怕, 我扶你下來


108
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小心


109
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謝謝你, 姐姐…


110
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以後不要人家叫你做甚麼你都去做


111
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讓人家捉弄也不知道


112
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我只想幫他們拿風箏


113
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不知道他們會偷吃我的餅


114
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總之以後不要那麼容易相信別人


115
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不然吃虧的是自己


116
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謝謝你姐姐, 謝謝…      不客氣


117
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我的鵝呢？


118
00:08:16,560  --> 00:08:19,320
我請你吃餅      你放手


119
00:08:19,360  --> 00:08:20,520
他們偷了我的鵝


120
00:08:20,560  --> 00:08:24,520
我要請你吃餅, 姐姐, 你把餅收下


121
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我要感謝你


122
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你小心別扯斷我的珠


123
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你定要吃餅


124
00:08:29,880  --> 00:08:32,560
我真的多虧你了, 我幫你保住餅


125
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自己失去一隻鵝


126
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對不起, 這樣吧, 我給你送一盒餅


127
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不然我會內心不安, 你收下吧


128
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好…我要…你安心了


129
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謝謝你, 姐姐      就這樣


130
00:08:47,160  --> 00:08:49,360
姐姐, 你人這麼好幫我


131
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日後我一定會幫你      你回家吧


132
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再見


133
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你走吧…你瞎鬧, 拿假的東西典當


134
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不是的老闆, 這鼻煙壺是明朝真品


135
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你會不會看錯呢？


136
00:09:03,360  --> 00:09:07,160
是明記缸瓦吧？是鄰街明記造的


137
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你以為我是阿旺, 是傻子嗎？


138
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你走…      哪一個阿旺？


139
00:09:13,840  --> 00:09:15,120
凌夫人…


140
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凌夫人, 你最近急用錢嗎？


141
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沒錢打馬吊只管說好了      對


142
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要我借給你嗎？


143
00:09:22,000  --> 00:09:24,160
不過不要給我還假的就可以


144
00:09:24,240  --> 00:09:26,360
對…      你們賭注那麼小


145
00:09:26,440  --> 00:09:28,800
我沒興趣      沒興趣


146
00:09:28,880  --> 00:09:29,880
那該死的小辣椒


147
00:09:29,960  --> 00:09:31,240
早已換上假的作弄我


148
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我買過字花, 回去再好好炮製你


149
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請問有見過我兒子阿旺嗎？


150
00:09:35,880  --> 00:09:38,720
這位街坊, 有看見我兒子嗎？


151
00:09:38,760  --> 00:09:40,120
我不知道誰是你的兒子


152
00:09:40,240  --> 00:09:43,200
你看見我兒子阿旺嗎？      不見


153
00:09:43,240  --> 00:09:45,920
你有看見我兒子嗎？      沒看見


154
00:09:47,400  --> 00:09:49,440
凌夫人, 你有看見我兒子嗎？


155
00:09:49,800  --> 00:09:52,240
米珠蓮？你不是住在鄰村


156
00:09:52,280  --> 00:09:54,480
十多年沒見嗎？你還認得我？


157
00:09:54,560  --> 00:09:57,080
別多說了, 你有看見我兒子嗎？


158
00:09:57,160  --> 00:10:00,520
嚇死我了, 你兒子失蹤以來


159
00:10:00,600  --> 00:10:02,160
你憶子成狂, 一直都是傻傻的


160
00:10:02,200  --> 00:10:03,600
還是只顧找兒子


161
00:10:03,680  --> 00:10:06,520
你傻我也不傻, 別以為我忘記了


162
00:10:06,600  --> 00:10:08,920
你們凌家和我們丁家有婚約


163
00:10:08,960  --> 00:10:11,240
你認錯人


164
00:10:12,120  --> 00:10:14,440
甚麼認錯, 你是柳湘湘


165
00:10:14,520  --> 00:10:17,920
當年你簽名答應把女兒嫁給我兒子


166
00:10:18,000  --> 00:10:19,560
這一筆我先不跟你計算


167
00:10:19,600  --> 00:10:21,720
我現在先去找兒子


168
00:10:21,800  --> 00:10:24,400
對了, 你找到兒子再算


169
00:10:24,480  --> 00:10:27,560
失蹤了十多年, 能尋回才奇怪


170
00:10:28,080  --> 00:10:30,400
想當年我的棺材蟀


171
00:10:30,440  --> 00:10:32,640
真是打遍天下無敵手


172
00:10:32,680  --> 00:10:35,640
兩條後腿斷了, 同樣打敗


173
00:10:35,680  --> 00:10:39,160
明老爺的金霸王, 輕易贏了五十兩


174
00:10:39,200  --> 00:10:40,760
有這麼厲害嗎？


175
00:10:40,840  --> 00:10:45,560
叻叔, 你說的都是十多年前的事情


176
00:10:45,600  --> 00:10:47,800
你接著定是說, 老婆不見了兒子


177
00:10:47,840  --> 00:10:50,000
接著憶子成狂, 要挑起整個家


178
00:10:50,040  --> 00:10:51,280
無法再鬥蟀了, 對嗎？


179
00:10:51,320  --> 00:10:54,440
現時你都知道我老婆尋回兒子


180
00:10:54,560  --> 00:10:57,880
病已痊癒, 舖子也讓她搞好了


181
00:10:57,920  --> 00:10:59,680
我還不重出江湖嗎？


182
00:10:59,720  --> 00:11:01,280
不好意思, 幾位, 你們慢慢坐


183
00:11:01,320  --> 00:11:02,440
我有事辦


184
00:11:03,480  --> 00:11:05,200
這兒陽光很猛烈, 到那邊坐


185
00:11:05,240  --> 00:11:08,200
對…      多玩兩局吧


186
00:11:08,320  --> 00:11:10,280
不玩了…      小注的賭


187
00:11:10,320  --> 00:11:12,360
不玩了…      你們真是


188
00:11:12,440  --> 00:11:14,960
你就只顧玩, 不用理會兒子了


189
00:11:15,120  --> 00:11:17,120
老婆      我要你送餅


190
00:11:17,160  --> 00:11:18,760
你是不是差阿旺去呢？


191
00:11:18,840  --> 00:11:23,640
是的, 我想他學會自立


192
00:11:23,720  --> 00:11:25,520
我說是你想支開他


193
00:11:25,560  --> 00:11:27,760
兒子出了甚麼事你便知道厲害


194
00:11:37,280  --> 00:11:40,520
對了, 這是回家的路


195
00:11:43,600  --> 00:11:48,080
先把籮子放好, 把人家絆倒便糟糕


196
00:11:50,440  --> 00:11:52,440
哥哥, 你幹甚麼？


197
00:11:53,000  --> 00:11:54,880
你的風箏是不是掉在裡面


198
00:11:54,920  --> 00:11:56,640
要爬進去拾回


199
00:11:56,680  --> 00:11:59,560
別作聲, 我的貓兒跑進去


200
00:11:59,600  --> 00:12:01,400
你這樣是會嚇走牠的, 知道嗎？


201
00:12:01,520  --> 00:12:03,080
我幫你


202
00:12:12,560  --> 00:12:15,400
你這渾小子, 偷窺我洗澡


203
00:12:17,400  --> 00:12:20,800
哥哥, 你不捉貓兒了嗎？算了


204
00:12:21,080  --> 00:12:22,320
你這該死的小色鬼


205
00:12:22,400  --> 00:12:24,200
偷窺我洗澡？你是怎麼搞的？


206
00:12:24,320  --> 00:12:27,160
我不是偷窺你, 是幫他捉小貓


207
00:12:27,200  --> 00:12:29,720
你還說沒有？你別跑, 我抓你報官


208
00:12:29,800  --> 00:12:32,040
你幹嘛指手劃腳的？


209
00:12:32,120  --> 00:12:34,360
你兒子是傻的, 偷窺我洗澡


210
00:12:34,440  --> 00:12:37,480
不是, 我幫哥哥疊羅漢去捉貓


211
00:12:37,520  --> 00:12:39,600
她跑出來說我偷窺她洗澡


212
00:12:39,640  --> 00:12:41,840
聽到沒有, 不關我兒子事


213
00:12:41,920  --> 00:12:43,360
他受人家欺騙, 還有


214
00:12:43,400  --> 00:12:45,560
我兒子不是傻, 是單純


215
00:12:45,640  --> 00:12:48,160
走吧…      你別走


216
00:12:48,240  --> 00:12:50,560
他這樣子就走了, 我豈不很吃虧


217
00:12:50,640  --> 00:12:53,000
你吃虧？可知道我兒子是處男


218
00:12:53,080  --> 00:12:55,320
你報官吧, 不害臊


219
00:12:59,320  --> 00:13:01,960
不要爭先恐後, 每人只能買半打


220
00:13:02,000  --> 00:13:03,520
謝謝


221
00:13:08,760  --> 00:13:10,520
女東家, 你回來就好了


222
00:13:10,600  --> 00:13:12,560
這一籠餅已差不多賣光


223
00:13:12,600  --> 00:13:14,000
現在就等你開麵粉


224
00:13:14,160  --> 00:13:16,560
好了…馬上來      搓麵粉


225
00:13:16,600  --> 00:13:18,360
我也要偷學


226
00:13:22,800  --> 00:13:26,040
你們知道規矩的了


227
00:13:26,160  --> 00:13:30,720
好, 我們到外面去      先出去


228
00:13:31,560  --> 00:13:33,360
還有你


229
00:13:33,440  --> 00:13:36,000
不是吧？兒子可以看我不可以看？


230
00:13:36,080  --> 00:13:37,560
誰要你喜歡臭吹


231
00:13:37,640  --> 00:13:39,280
我不想你口沒遮攔, 一個不留神


232
00:13:39,360  --> 00:13:41,560
把我笑口酥的秘密洩漏出去


233
00:13:41,640  --> 00:13:43,520
你乖, 走吧…你聽話


234
00:13:43,600  --> 00:13:45,360
你乖, 走吧, 聽話


235
00:13:46,640  --> 00:13:49,480
不要偷看…


236
00:14:05,160  --> 00:14:08,000
娘, 你怎麼要放牛乳


237
00:14:08,080  --> 00:14:10,800
這樣餅才會較香、較鬆化


238
00:14:10,880  --> 00:14:13,760
一斤麵粉放十八片牛乳


239
00:14:13,840  --> 00:14:16,160
不可以多也不可以少


240
00:14:16,200  --> 00:14:20,080
這就是笑口酥的秘訣      知道


241
00:14:20,640  --> 00:14:22,960
不過你千萬不可以告訴別人


242
00:14:23,000  --> 00:14:25,400
不然娘就做不成買賣


243
00:14:25,480  --> 00:14:28,360
爹算不算是人？


244
00:14:28,440  --> 00:14:31,520
他是人, 不過他是不能守秘的人


245
00:14:31,600  --> 00:14:33,480
你連他也不可以對他說


246
00:14:33,520  --> 00:14:34,600
知道


247
00:14:35,560  --> 00:14:37,160
大姐…      你回來了


248
00:14:37,240  --> 00:14:38,040
是的


249
00:14:38,080  --> 00:14:42,320
你這麼開心, 今天和包公子有進展


250
00:14:42,360  --> 00:14:46,400
算是不錯, 我今天跟他聊了幾句


251
00:14:46,440  --> 00:14:48,160
這樣子便算是有進展了？


252
00:14:48,280  --> 00:14:50,160
若然他請你喝茶


253
00:14:50,240  --> 00:14:52,000
你豈不以為是訂情


254
00:14:52,080  --> 00:14:53,040
這一次是不同的


255
00:14:53,080  --> 00:14:56,520
我讚他字寫的好, 他送墨寶給我


256
00:14:56,640  --> 00:14:58,400
你看


257
00:14:59,680  --> 00:15:02,160
他的字很不錯


258
00:15:02,240  --> 00:15:05,440
他還說人窮不要緊, 最重要是志氣


259
00:15:05,520  --> 00:15:07,680
將來一定會出人頭地


260
00:15:07,800  --> 00:15:10,640
這包公子為人似乎很好


261
00:15:10,760  --> 00:15:12,160
你說的他那麼好


262
00:15:12,200  --> 00:15:14,160
我都希望你能和他有好結果


263
00:15:14,200  --> 00:15:17,200
你知道今天我讓你戲弄結果是怎樣


264
00:15:17,240  --> 00:15:20,200
娘      那鼻煙壺是假的


265
00:15:20,320  --> 00:15:22,560
你是存心要我丟人現眼嗎？


266
00:15:22,600  --> 00:15:24,920
二娘, 我要你別拿到外面去的


267
00:15:25,000  --> 00:15:27,640
怎料你肉包子打狗一去不回頭


268
00:15:27,720  --> 00:15:31,000
你是說有人早已掉包了


269
00:15:31,040  --> 00:15:32,680
真有這個可能, 二娘


270
00:15:32,720  --> 00:15:35,280
前陣子你把那麼多假古董放架子上


271
00:15:35,360  --> 00:15:37,480
會不會是你自己換掉忘記了呢


272
00:15:37,520  --> 00:15:40,960
你有看見我放在架子上嗎？


273
00:15:41,040  --> 00:15:42,440
你怎知道那些東西是假的


274
00:15:42,480  --> 00:15:44,000
爹老眼昏花會看不見


275
00:15:44,120  --> 00:15:46,120
我不說不代表我不知道


276
00:15:46,160  --> 00:15:48,560
你這尖嘴雞, 真是嘴利牙尖


277
00:15:48,640  --> 00:15:51,360
娘…算了, 我們準備吃飯


278
00:15:51,480  --> 00:15:52,840
這些工作是你做的嗎？


279
00:15:52,880  --> 00:15:56,800
你是大家閨秀, 這樣的粗活


280
00:15:56,920  --> 00:15:58,800
由下人去做最適合


281
00:15:58,840  --> 00:16:01,560
彩鳳、彩蝶, 你們都到哪兒去了


282
00:16:01,600  --> 00:16:03,720
我回來了      爹回來了, 我開飯


283
00:16:03,800  --> 00:16:05,800
出去接爹


284
00:16:06,480  --> 00:16:08,240
怎樣？喜歡這些禮物嗎？


285
00:16:08,280  --> 00:16:10,480
好漂亮, 爹      謝謝老爺


286
00:16:10,560  --> 00:16:13,000
吃飯了      吃飯…


287
00:16:13,120  --> 00:16:17,400
鳳, 這手鐲是你的


288
00:16:18,120  --> 00:16:21,880
爹, 你做買賣, 東奔西跑這麼辛苦


289
00:16:21,960  --> 00:16:23,440
幹嘛要花這樣的錢


290
00:16:23,520  --> 00:16:26,400
既是你爹的一番心意你便收下


291
00:16:26,480  --> 00:16:29,360
你不喜歡那一隻, 二娘給你換


292
00:16:29,960  --> 00:16:32,160
不用了, 二娘, 你那一隻好細小


293
00:16:32,200  --> 00:16:34,640
適合你戴“手上不鬆動”(需用錢)


294
00:16:34,760  --> 00:16:36,800
還是阿鳳知我心意


295
00:16:36,920  --> 00:16:39,680
待二娘給你挾一塊肥鵝


296
00:16:39,720  --> 00:16:42,240
怎麼肥鵝變成了素鵝


297
00:16:42,360  --> 00:16:44,840
不是你爹每次回來都要吃肥鵝嗎？


298
00:16:44,880  --> 00:16:47,600
看來是你手上較不鬆動


299
00:16:47,720  --> 00:16:51,880
鵝太肥, 所以改吃素鵝


300
00:16:51,960  --> 00:16:53,800
我有買燒豬肉


301
00:16:54,920  --> 00:16:56,960
二娘, 你想吃多時了, 來


302
00:16:57,040  --> 00:17:00,880
你們互相哄對方, 不妨也哄我吧


303
00:17:03,880  --> 00:17:06,960
回到家中, 看見一家人相親相愛


304
00:17:07,000  --> 00:17:09,640
做爹的, 在外面即使再辛苦一點


305
00:17:09,680  --> 00:17:12,920
也無所謂, 吃飯…      吃飯


306
00:17:15,040  --> 00:17:17,480
女東家, 做飯這樣的粗活


307
00:17:17,520  --> 00:17:18,800
讓我幹好了


308
00:17:18,840  --> 00:17:21,080
榮仔, 你在這裡工作多時


309
00:17:21,160  --> 00:17:24,080
你知道我多年沒照顧兒子


310
00:17:24,160  --> 00:17:25,760
現在難得為他做飯


311
00:17:25,800  --> 00:17:28,120
我每天下廚都無所謂


312
00:17:28,200  --> 00:17:31,080
娘, 我洗過澡了


313
00:17:31,160  --> 00:17:32,920
弄的我全身濕透


314
00:17:33,000  --> 00:17:35,640
是兒子洗澡還是你洗澡呢


315
00:17:35,680  --> 00:17:39,240
他在耍水髮, 我濕身, 他身子沒濕


316
00:17:39,320  --> 00:17:41,680
別多說了, 阿旺你肚子餓了


317
00:17:41,720  --> 00:17:43,280
快吃飯      吃飯


318
00:17:43,360  --> 00:17:45,400
全部是我愛吃的菜


319
00:17:45,560  --> 00:17:49,320
慢著…你忘了放上手帕


320
00:17:50,440  --> 00:17:53,320
娘吃飯、爹吃飯、榮仔吃飯


321
00:17:53,360  --> 00:17:56,160
少爺, 我是下人, 不用叫我了


322
00:17:56,240  --> 00:17:59,960
娘說對人要有禮貌


323
00:18:00,040  --> 00:18:03,760
對了阿旺, 怎麼今天你少送一盒餅


324
00:18:03,840  --> 00:18:05,320
給張大媽？


325
00:18:05,360  --> 00:18:08,480
那一盒餅, 我送給那個姐姐


326
00:18:08,600  --> 00:18:10,920
怎麼要送給姐姐      姐姐是好人


327
00:18:10,960  --> 00:18:13,400
我給人家欺負, 她站出來救我


328
00:18:13,480  --> 00:18:15,160
所以我把餅送給她


329
00:18:15,200  --> 00:18:18,120
你老是和姐姐在一起


330
00:18:18,360  --> 00:18:19,720
難怪人家說你是色鬼


331
00:18:19,760  --> 00:18:20,920
說你偷窺別人洗澡


332
00:18:20,960  --> 00:18:23,080
我沒有…


333
00:18:23,320  --> 00:18:25,200
人家不相信兒子


334
00:18:25,240  --> 00:18:27,160
你是他爹也不相信他？


335
00:18:27,200  --> 00:18:29,840
雖然大夫說他的智力只有七八歲


336
00:18:29,960  --> 00:18:32,680
你看他五大三粗的, 個子比阿榮高


337
00:18:32,720  --> 00:18:35,120
像個成年人      那是甚麼意思


338
00:18:35,160  --> 00:18:37,640
你要是命道好, 早已是人家的爹


339
00:18:37,720  --> 00:18:41,240
不對了, 不如幫他娶媳婦


340
00:18:41,280  --> 00:18:43,520
省得人家風言風語


341
00:18:43,640  --> 00:18:46,920
不要了吧？他連自己也照顧不來


342
00:18:46,960  --> 00:18:49,280
娶媳婦也只是瞎鬧


343
00:18:49,320  --> 00:18:54,240
爹, 甚麼是討媳婦也只是瞎鬧呢？


344
00:18:54,360  --> 00:18:57,680
你看, 甚麼叫娶媳婦也不知道


345
00:18:57,760  --> 00:18:59,520
沒事了, 日後再說吧


346
00:18:59,560  --> 00:19:02,840
如果真是娶了媳婦可麻煩了


347
00:19:02,960  --> 00:19:07,600
兒子娶媳婦是早晚的事, 這樣吧


348
00:19:07,720  --> 00:19:11,640
這回事, 你是他爹, 有空便教他吧


349
00:19:11,680  --> 00:19:12,680
我嗎？


350
00:19:15,760  --> 00:19:19,320
笑口酥？不是生意不好十多年嗎？


351
00:19:19,360  --> 00:19:21,840
你還要買？不過話說回來


352
00:19:21,920  --> 00:19:24,160
入口倒很甘香鬆脆


353
00:19:24,240  --> 00:19:26,280
難道是東山再起？      是嗎？


354
00:19:26,360  --> 00:19:27,600
你喜歡吃笑口酥嗎？


355
00:19:27,640  --> 00:19:28,840
我明天再買給你吃


356
00:19:28,920  --> 00:19:30,760
無道理, 今天我見過


357
00:19:30,800  --> 00:19:32,000
笑口酥的女東家


358
00:19:32,040  --> 00:19:33,760
她像是瘋婦般在找兒子


359
00:19:33,800  --> 00:19:35,040
她十多年來已是個瘋子


360
00:19:35,120  --> 00:19:36,840
無道理還懂得做餅


361
00:19:36,880  --> 00:19:38,600
不是的, 她尋回兒子了


362
00:19:38,680  --> 00:19:40,800
難道是因為這樣而變得正常？


363
00:19:40,880  --> 00:19:42,880
她尋回兒子？      是的


364
00:19:42,960  --> 00:19:44,880
不過她兒子比較可憐


365
00:19:44,920  --> 00:19:47,400
尋回時已變成傻子


366
00:19:47,480  --> 00:19:49,080
變成傻子？


367
00:19:49,160  --> 00:19:51,320
你沒事吧？      沒事


368
00:19:51,360  --> 00:19:53,080
娘, 你怎麼那麼大反應


369
00:19:53,160  --> 00:19:57,240
沒甚麼, 我是替那娘親可憐


370
00:19:57,280  --> 00:19:58,480
他傻了


371
00:19:59,920  --> 00:20:02,960
爹      彩鳳


372
00:20:05,400  --> 00:20:07,080
你心愛的鼻煙壺


373
00:20:07,120  --> 00:20:10,320
怎麼替我把它抹的這麼潔淨


374
00:20:10,400  --> 00:20:17,040
還放進薄荷葉, 嗅一下, 感覺冰涼


375
00:20:17,080  --> 00:20:19,000
連我的風濕腳也沒那麼發麻


376
00:20:19,080  --> 00:20:20,280
你的腳又再發麻


377
00:20:20,440  --> 00:20:23,280
是不是這趟買賣走太多路？


378
00:20:23,320  --> 00:20:26,040
不關事, 老人家是這樣的了


379
00:20:26,080  --> 00:20:28,080
不是這裡痛就是那兒痛


380
00:20:28,200  --> 00:20:31,040
爹, 不如做點小買賣


381
00:20:31,120  --> 00:20:32,840
你就不用那麼奔波了


382
00:20:32,920  --> 00:20:38,240
也不算是太奔波, 都是爹沒本事


383
00:20:38,320  --> 00:20:40,920
說起來, 自從你生母死後


384
00:20:41,000  --> 00:20:44,280
我便把這個家搞的家道中落


385
00:20:44,320  --> 00:20:48,640
想僱人回來照顧你, 也出不起錢


386
00:20:48,720  --> 00:20:52,440
所以只好娶了填房, 還算託賴


387
00:20:52,520  --> 00:20:56,360
她總算是持家有道, 對你也很好


388
00:20:56,800  --> 00:21:00,440
你剛才說甚麼買賣？


389
00:21:00,680  --> 00:21:05,080
其實多年來我儲了點錢有一個願望


390
00:21:05,120  --> 00:21:08,760
希望租回娘以前的芬芳茶館經營


391
00:21:08,840  --> 00:21:10,400
其實我們只求三餐安穩


392
00:21:10,440  --> 00:21:14,440
到時你留在茶館就不用東奔西跑


393
00:21:16,120  --> 00:21:19,320
阿鳳你真孝順, 這是個好主意


394
00:21:19,400  --> 00:21:21,760
不過我怕二娘會不高興


395
00:21:21,800  --> 00:21:23,840
說你惦著娘


396
00:21:23,960  --> 00:21:27,200
我可不是這麼看, 她雖是妒忌一點


397
00:21:27,240  --> 00:21:29,440
但她愛出風頭


398
00:21:29,520  --> 00:21:32,240
只要我們把茶館搞的輝煌一點


399
00:21:32,320  --> 00:21:34,960
隆重一點, 她坐在那兒有如女東家


400
00:21:35,080  --> 00:21:36,600
她渴望還來不及


401
00:21:36,680  --> 00:21:38,680
我都是這麼想      好


402
00:21:38,760  --> 00:21:42,240
我們父女倆就合作, 把茶館搞好


403
00:21:42,280  --> 00:21:44,400
比你死去的娘以前那一間還要好


404
00:21:44,480  --> 00:21:46,880
明天我去慶豐行談租舖的事


405
00:21:46,960  --> 00:21:49,040
順道買你最愛吃的笑口酥


406
00:21:49,080  --> 00:21:51,520
預祝我們開店成功      好


407
00:21:54,960  --> 00:21:58,480
這是不是繞一圈, 我記得      是


408
00:21:58,600  --> 00:22:01,800
接著再繞      可以了…


409
00:22:01,880  --> 00:22:03,840
我還沒繫好


410
00:22:03,920  --> 00:22:06,440
姐姐…你是來找我的嗎？


411
00:22:06,520  --> 00:22:08,320
不是, 我來買笑口酥


412
00:22:08,400  --> 00:22:09,520
麻煩你我要一打


413
00:22:09,600  --> 00:22:12,880
只賣剩兩個笑口酥


414
00:22:12,960  --> 00:22:15,520
姐姐, 不如試吃我們其他的酥餅


415
00:22:15,600  --> 00:22:17,120
皮蛋酥、杏仁酥也不錯


416
00:22:17,240  --> 00:22:19,400
可我爹只喜歡吃笑口酥


417
00:22:19,440  --> 00:22:22,040
只剩兩個也好, 你不要我要


418
00:22:22,120  --> 00:22:23,880
怎麼不要, 兩個我都要


419
00:22:24,000  --> 00:22:26,200
盛惠六個銅錢


420
00:22:26,240  --> 00:22:28,720
我出六十個銅錢


421
00:22:28,800  --> 00:22:30,320
少爺, 是六十個銅錢


422
00:22:30,400  --> 00:22:31,880
富哥, 何必呢


423
00:22:31,960  --> 00:22:35,640
你爹喜歡吃, 再貴也是值得的


424
00:22:35,680  --> 00:22:38,200
是我先來買的, 有錢很了不起嗎？


425
00:22:38,240  --> 00:22:39,960
一個大洋


426
00:22:40,000  --> 00:22:41,800
少爺, 一個大洋


427
00:22:41,840  --> 00:22:43,680
我答應賣給姐姐的


428
00:22:44,880  --> 00:22:47,320
五個大洋      人家都說賣給我了


429
00:22:47,400  --> 00:22:48,920
十個大洋      富哥


430
00:22:48,960  --> 00:22:51,000
算了, 是這位姑娘先來


431
00:22:51,080  --> 00:22:53,440
少爺, 十個大洋等如是


432
00:22:53,480  --> 00:22:55,600
我們舖子三天的買賣了


433
00:22:55,680  --> 00:23:00,520
不行, 三天的餅我們來不及做


434
00:23:00,600  --> 00:23:04,280
這位叔叔, 不如你三天後再來


435
00:23:05,200  --> 00:23:08,600
算了…不好意思姑娘, 你要那些餅


436
00:23:08,640  --> 00:23:10,880
不行, 說好了是十個大洋的


437
00:23:10,960  --> 00:23:14,200
不行, 我答應過賣給姐姐的


438
00:23:14,240  --> 00:23:17,080
姐姐, 六個銅錢


439
00:23:17,240  --> 00:23:19,480
還是你老實      謝謝


440
00:23:19,560  --> 00:23:20,880
你這麼喜歡炫耀財富


441
00:23:20,920  --> 00:23:22,040
乾脆買下舖子吧


442
00:23:22,160  --> 00:23:24,200
你這尖嘴雞      算了富哥別說了


443
00:23:24,600  --> 00:23:25,920
走吧, 不好意思


444
00:23:36,560  --> 00:23:40,560
不是叔叔喜歡吃, 我不會跟她爭


445
00:23:40,600  --> 00:23:42,720
算了, 富哥, 就當是讓給那位姑娘


446
00:23:42,800  --> 00:23:45,440
我明天再來排隊買給爹吃


447
00:23:47,000  --> 00:23:49,800
這位公子, 你這麼有孝心


448
00:23:49,840  --> 00:23:51,160
我把餅讓給你


449
00:23:51,200  --> 00:23:54,120
你是想賺我們五個大洋吧


450
00:23:54,160  --> 00:23:55,640
三個銅錢就可以了


451
00:23:57,240  --> 00:23:58,560
謝謝


452
00:23:58,600  --> 00:24:01,560
但不要把餅給那些臭東西吃


453
00:24:03,160  --> 00:24:04,800
這個姑娘很有趣


454
00:24:04,840  --> 00:24:09,120
有趣？她是嘴利牙尖, 回慶豐行


455
00:24:09,200  --> 00:24:11,440
我不回去, 我在慧雅軒有聚會


456
00:24:11,520  --> 00:24:14,200
麻煩你先幫我把餅拿給爹


457
00:24:14,240  --> 00:24:15,520
好的      謝謝


458
00:24:23,120  --> 00:24:25,600
包公子      小心


459
00:24:25,720  --> 00:24:28,560
凌姑娘, 今天你是到來


460
00:24:28,600  --> 00:24:29,840
參加詩社聚會嗎？


461
00:24:29,960  --> 00:24:32,240
是的, 怎會這麼湊巧遇上你


462
00:24:32,320  --> 00:24:35,680
對了, 上回你送墨寶給我


463
00:24:35,720  --> 00:24:38,280
字體我越看越覺有韻味


464
00:24:38,320  --> 00:24:40,640
你可以教我嗎？      你客氣了


465
00:24:40,720  --> 00:24:42,400
那不是甚麼墨寶


466
00:24:42,480  --> 00:24:44,640
只是隨手寫的字帖


467
00:24:44,680  --> 00:24:48,560
我們邊走邊談吧      好的


468
00:24:50,520  --> 00:24:52,920
凌姑娘, 你閃了腿？


469
00:24:53,000  --> 00:24:55,440
我沒事, 我可以的


470
00:24:55,480  --> 00:24:57,720
這樣不行, 扭傷了不理會


471
00:24:57,760  --> 00:25:00,880
後果會很麻煩, 如果你不介意


472
00:25:00,960  --> 00:25:02,240
不如到我辦公的地方


473
00:25:02,320  --> 00:25:04,280
我先幫你揉藥酒


474
00:25:04,320  --> 00:25:07,200
麻煩你過意不去      不客氣


475
00:25:07,280  --> 00:25:09,320
走吧      謝謝


476
00:25:15,280  --> 00:25:18,000
先喝茶      謝謝


477
00:25:18,680  --> 00:25:20,320
你們經理這麼久還沒回來


478
00:25:20,360  --> 00:25:22,120
請姑娘多坐一會兒


479
00:25:22,160  --> 00:25:25,280
我們經理快回來了, 他回來了


480
00:25:25,840  --> 00:25:28,680
經理, 這位姑娘是來談租約的


481
00:25:31,080  --> 00:25:33,800
原來是你, 尖嘴雞


482
00:25:33,920  --> 00:25:38,040
我們慶豐行有許多舖位


483
00:25:38,080  --> 00:25:40,400
不知道你想租哪一間


484
00:25:40,440  --> 00:25:42,680
是以前芬芳茶館那一間


485
00:25:42,760  --> 00:25:46,200
我看見那兒一直空置, 只用作貨倉


486
00:25:46,240  --> 00:25:48,640
我想看看你能否以較便宜的價錢


487
00:25:48,720  --> 00:25:50,320
租給我      好


488
00:25:50,360  --> 00:25:55,320
剛才你死不讓步, 這樣吧


489
00:25:55,360  --> 00:25:58,200
我們不打不相識, 我給你優惠


490
00:25:58,280  --> 00:26:00,920
每個月五十個大洋


491
00:26:01,040  --> 00:26:04,200
五十個大洋？你真會開玩笑


492
00:26:04,240  --> 00:26:06,240
這樣子, 賺的錢還不夠交租


493
00:26:06,320  --> 00:26:08,080
是的, 是很為難你


494
00:26:08,120  --> 00:26:10,880
太為難你就不要租好了


495
00:26:12,360  --> 00:26:15,880
羅先生…      包經理, 你好…


496
00:26:15,920  --> 00:26:18,880
坐…阿立, 拿羅先生的


497
00:26:18,960  --> 00:26:21,320
雲頂猴子搣樣辦來      好


498
00:26:21,360  --> 00:26:22,640
羅先生, 最近生意怎樣？


499
00:26:22,680  --> 00:26:24,240
託賴, 還可以


500
00:26:24,320  --> 00:26:26,560
經理, 我真的很需要那舖子


501
00:26:26,640  --> 00:26:28,320
你就當是幫個忙, 便宜一點租給我


502
00:26:28,400  --> 00:26:29,560
總之一個價錢, 你要租便租


503
00:26:29,600  --> 00:26:31,040
不租便別打擾我做買賣


504
00:26:31,080  --> 00:26:32,480
經理      富哥


505
00:26:32,560  --> 00:26:34,920
羅先生, 你的雲頂猴子搣


506
00:26:34,960  --> 00:26:38,200
很不錯      是的, 上等貨色


507
00:26:38,240  --> 00:26:40,200
不是, 這只是普通的猴子搣茶葉


508
00:26:40,240  --> 00:26:41,960
不是雲頂品種      是嗎？


509
00:26:42,000  --> 00:26:44,320
你是說我賣假貨了？


510
00:26:44,400  --> 00:26:46,120
你租不成舖位就不要搞事


511
00:26:46,200  --> 00:26:48,400
我只是提醒你, 如果你錯給別人


512
00:26:48,480  --> 00:26:50,720
事後才發現, 只會砸了自己的招牌


513
00:26:50,760  --> 00:26:55,200
尖嘴雞      經理…是我們搞錯了


514
00:26:56,760  --> 00:26:58,960
這一篩才是


515
00:27:00,040  --> 00:27:02,560
你們真要感謝這位姑娘提醒才是


516
00:27:02,680  --> 00:27:04,360
大姐, 怎麼你會在這裡


517
00:27:04,440  --> 00:27:07,880
妹妹, 你也在這裡, 你的腳怎麼了


518
00:27:07,960  --> 00:27:10,440
沒甚麼, 剛才我閃了腳


519
00:27:10,520  --> 00:27:12,640
包公子陪我到來擦藥酒


520
00:27:12,680  --> 00:27:15,000
這一位是包公子


521
00:27:15,240  --> 00:27:18,720
原來你們是姐妹, 不好意思


522
00:27:19,040  --> 00:27:21,080
剛才我和堂兄誤會了你


523
00:27:21,120  --> 00:27:23,320
不要緊      羅先生


524
00:27:23,400  --> 00:27:25,800
我們進去談合約      好的…


525
00:27:27,320  --> 00:27:29,040
先過去坐


526
00:27:31,080  --> 00:27:33,240
我拿藥酒給你


527
00:27:33,400  --> 00:27:34,920
謝謝      不用


528
00:27:36,480  --> 00:27:38,320
不用擦藥酒了, 不用擦


529
00:27:38,400  --> 00:27:39,920
也開心的暈倒


530
00:27:40,000  --> 00:27:43,120
你別取笑我了, 待會揉過藥酒


531
00:27:43,160  --> 00:27:44,240
便趕快離去


532
00:27:46,040  --> 00:27:48,120
你擦這種藥酒看看會不會好一點


533
00:27:48,160  --> 00:27:51,360
我讓大姐扶我回家揉好了, 謝謝你


534
00:27:51,440  --> 00:27:54,280
不客氣      我先和你回去


535
00:27:54,360  --> 00:27:56,720
先走了, 包公子      走好


536
00:27:59,720  --> 00:28:01,440
再見      再見


537
00:28:08,040  --> 00:28:10,560
你看中哪一個？妹妹？


538
00:28:12,440  --> 00:28:13,800
是大姐


539
00:28:14,040  --> 00:28:16,840
那尖嘴雞, 她潑辣又難纏


540
00:28:16,880  --> 00:28:18,840
你沒麼容易對付她


541
00:28:18,880  --> 00:28:20,200
是不是人家曾頂撞你


542
00:28:20,280  --> 00:28:21,720
你對她有偏見


543
00:28:21,760  --> 00:28:25,080
最重要是你喜歡, 坐言起行


544
00:28:25,120  --> 00:28:26,160
去追她吧


545
00:28:26,240  --> 00:28:28,320
貿貿然去找人家嗎？


546
00:28:28,400  --> 00:28:32,480
你可以找個藉口, 她妹妹扭傷了腳


547
00:28:32,520  --> 00:28:34,520
再送藥, 登門拜訪


548
00:28:37,240  --> 00:28:39,280
彩蝶, 包公子來找你


549
00:28:39,360  --> 00:28:41,280
包公子…      不用起來…


550
00:28:41,400  --> 00:28:43,960
凌姑娘, 你的腳怎樣？


551
00:28:44,000  --> 00:28:46,200
我們店子收到一種新藥


552
00:28:46,240  --> 00:28:47,800
我特地送來讓你試一下


553
00:28:47,880  --> 00:28:49,200
看看是否好一點


554
00:28:49,280  --> 00:28:52,280
要你特地到來, 那怎過意得去


555
00:28:52,320  --> 00:28:53,480
不要緊


556
00:28:54,280  --> 00:28:57,680
凌姑娘, 今天你去慶豐行


557
00:28:57,800  --> 00:28:59,520
我聽他們說, 是為了租


558
00:28:59,600  --> 00:29:01,360
芬芳茶館的舊舖


559
00:29:01,400  --> 00:29:05,920
是的, 可惜你的堂兄漫天要價


560
00:29:06,000  --> 00:29:07,760
每月租金五十大洋


561
00:29:07,800  --> 00:29:09,760
根本沒能力負擔


562
00:29:09,840  --> 00:29:13,840
對了, 包公子, 其實我姐的心願


563
00:29:13,880  --> 00:29:15,920
是想重開芬芳茶館


564
00:29:15,960  --> 00:29:17,960
不知道你可否以較便宜的租金


565
00:29:18,000  --> 00:29:19,840
讓她了卻心願      沒問題


566
00:29:19,920  --> 00:29:21,520
舖子反正空置


567
00:29:21,560  --> 00:29:23,280
便宜一點租給你也無所謂


568
00:29:23,360  --> 00:29:26,000
一個月十個大洋如何？


569
00:29:26,320  --> 00:29:30,640
好的…說了就不能反悔


570
00:29:30,680  --> 00:29:33,400
你明天到來找我簽租約


571
00:29:33,440  --> 00:29:35,480
真的很感謝你, 包公子


572
00:29:35,600  --> 00:29:37,840
包公子你真疏爽, 謝謝你


573
00:29:37,920  --> 00:29:41,520
不客氣, 我不打擾大家了, 先走了


574
00:29:41,600  --> 00:29:42,480
我送你


575
00:29:42,840  --> 00:29:44,880
再見      再見…


576
00:29:47,720  --> 00:29:49,960
你看, 剛才我開口要他減租


577
00:29:50,000  --> 00:29:51,360
他就答應了


578
00:29:51,440  --> 00:29:55,000
看來我在他心目中的份量可不輕


579
00:29:55,080  --> 00:29:57,480
小心, 快要跳出來了


580
00:29:57,520  --> 00:29:59,080
是甚麼要跳出來呢？


581
00:29:59,160  --> 00:30:02,480
娘, 剛才包公子到來給我送藥


582
00:30:02,560  --> 00:30:06,760
送了又送？女兒, 這回你成功了


583
00:30:06,840  --> 00:30:08,800
包公子分明是想來見你


584
00:30:08,840  --> 00:30:11,080
包公子對彩蝶有意思？


585
00:30:11,160  --> 00:30:14,640
還用多問嗎？彩蝶終於釣得金龜婿


586
00:30:14,720  --> 00:30:17,800
我早晚會飛黃騰達, 我們會發財了


587
00:30:29,800  --> 00:30:32,160
你站在這裡是想嚇死人嗎？


588
00:30:32,200  --> 00:30:33,960
你沒事吧？      沒事


589
00:30:34,000  --> 00:30:35,920
姐姐, 你拿這麼多東西到哪裡去


590
00:30:36,000  --> 00:30:38,920
去茶館搞清潔      搞甚麼清潔？


591
00:30:39,000  --> 00:30:40,600
髒了便要搞清潔


592
00:30:40,680  --> 00:30:43,160
我幫你搞清潔      不用了…


593
00:30:43,240  --> 00:30:45,840
要的, 上回你幫我


594
00:30:45,880  --> 00:30:49,320
很髒的, 你放手, 你乖, 放手…


595
00:30:49,360  --> 00:30:52,960
不要, 放手, 不要跟著我


596
00:30:55,320  --> 00:30:57,680
姐姐不是罵你, 我知道你乖了


597
00:30:57,800  --> 00:31:00,040
我沒空, 下回再幫我


598
00:31:00,080  --> 00:31:03,080
那一言為定了      好的…


599
00:31:11,720  --> 00:31:14,360
這珠是姐姐的


600
00:31:14,400  --> 00:31:15,520
傻子, 把珠拿來


601
00:31:15,600  --> 00:31:17,400
不是你的, 是姐姐的


602
00:31:17,440  --> 00:31:18,680
死傻子, 要你拿來便拿來


603
00:31:18,760  --> 00:31:19,360
這麼多說話


604
00:31:19,440  --> 00:31:20,760
這珠不是你的, 是姐姐的


605
00:31:20,800  --> 00:31:22,160
你拿來　　　不然揍你


606
00:31:23,560  --> 00:31:25,320
你拿來…


607
00:31:27,280  --> 00:31:29,920
拿來…


608
00:31:35,200  --> 00:31:37,320
你交出來


609
00:31:39,320  --> 00:31:42,720
我已吞下了      吞了便吐出來


610
00:31:54,440  --> 00:31:57,920
我的手繩呢？到哪兒去了


611
00:31:58,760  --> 00:32:00,680
快去拉…


612
00:32:01,360  --> 00:32:03,920
不是憋的那麼急吧？


613
00:32:05,160  --> 00:32:07,600
不好了, 沒得拉


614
00:32:07,640  --> 00:32:09,960
要怎樣才可以拉屎呢？爹


615
00:32:10,040  --> 00:32:12,800
吃生冷東西就可以拉了


616
00:32:12,920  --> 00:32:15,840
這些算是嗎？      算是


617
00:32:18,120  --> 00:32:22,840
阿旺, 不要吃, 你是怎麼搞的


618
00:32:22,920  --> 00:32:24,360
菜是生的你讓他吃


619
00:32:24,440  --> 00:32:25,760
你想他絞肚子嗎？


620
00:32:25,800  --> 00:32:27,680
這就好了, 他拉不出屎


621
00:32:27,760  --> 00:32:31,640
娘, 我一定要拉, 但拉不出來


622
00:32:31,720  --> 00:32:36,000
你不用緊張, 看來真要給他娶媳婦


623
00:32:36,120  --> 00:32:37,960
貼身照顧他才可以


624
00:32:38,000  --> 00:32:39,960
不是吧？拉不出屎便娶媳婦


625
00:32:40,040  --> 00:32:41,600
我拉不出豈不要納妾


626
00:32:41,640  --> 00:32:43,800
你想的美      我不跟你說了


627
00:32:43,880  --> 00:32:44,880
去打蟀


628
00:32:44,920  --> 00:32:46,680
娶媳婦便可拉屎的嗎？娘


629
00:32:46,800  --> 00:32:49,720
你別聽他胡扯, 你不用害怕


630
00:32:49,800  --> 00:32:52,640
我到藥材舖買肚瀉糖給你吃


631
00:32:52,720  --> 00:32:55,200
保證你吃過後很快可以上茅廁


632
00:32:55,320  --> 00:32:57,000
我馬上去買


633
00:32:57,040  --> 00:32:59,000
你認得路嗎？      認得


634
00:33:01,520  --> 00:33:03,880
不是說吃過便可以拉的嗎？


635
00:33:03,920  --> 00:33:06,560
怎麼這許久也不拉


636
00:33:09,360  --> 00:33:11,880
這樣應該有了吧


637
00:33:14,080  --> 00:33:18,680
那珠定是讓人家拾去, 沒有了


638
00:33:23,000  --> 00:33:24,280
姐姐


639
00:33:25,400  --> 00:33:28,760
姐姐…你是在找那顆珠嗎？


640
00:33:29,680  --> 00:33:32,760
你知道那粒珠在哪？你快說


641
00:33:32,800  --> 00:33:34,560
在哪兒？快告訴姐姐


642
00:33:34,600  --> 00:33:36,800
快點, 是很重要的, 你乖


643
00:33:36,880  --> 00:33:38,200
肚子痛


644
00:33:38,240  --> 00:33:40,120
你乖, 先別肚子痛, 你告訴姐姐


645
00:33:40,200  --> 00:33:42,720
這珠對我很重要, 是娘送給我的


646
00:33:42,800  --> 00:33:43,840
你知道嗎？      肚子痛


647
00:33:43,880  --> 00:33:44,880
你明白嗎？你說吧


648
00:33:44,920  --> 00:33:47,840
有人拿了姐姐的珠, 接著我取回


649
00:33:47,920  --> 00:33:52,520
我便放進口中吞下, 我肚子痛


650
00:33:52,600  --> 00:33:53,520
上茅廁


651
00:33:53,760  --> 00:33:55,360
怎麼這麼久？你好了沒有


652
00:33:55,400  --> 00:33:57,400
好了


653
00:33:59,280  --> 00:34:01,720
怎樣？有沒有


654
00:34:01,760  --> 00:34:03,720
你走開, 很臭的      有沒有？


655
00:34:03,800  --> 00:34:06,320
是這一粒嗎？      是的


656
00:34:06,560  --> 00:34:09,920
但你拉出來…


657
00:34:09,960  --> 00:34:14,600
放心, 裡面有一桶水我洗的很乾淨


658
00:34:14,680  --> 00:34:16,800
沒有臭味


659
00:34:18,480  --> 00:34:20,520
總算是失而復得


660
00:34:20,600  --> 00:34:22,840
阿鳳, 吃飯了


661
00:34:23,040  --> 00:34:25,880
你怎麼在我女兒面前脫褲子


662
00:34:25,960  --> 00:34:28,360
我不是脫下, 是把褲子拉上


663
00:34:28,440  --> 00:34:31,560
爹…他是笑口酥的少東, 你先走


664
00:34:31,600  --> 00:34:33,560
這是甚麼世界了


665
00:34:35,960  --> 00:34:39,040
姐姐, 剛才你爹怎麼那麼兇


666
00:34:39,120  --> 00:34:42,240
沒事, 只是少許誤會, 你怎麼了


667
00:34:42,320  --> 00:34:46,000
我拉的雙腳發軟, 肚子很餓


668
00:34:47,520  --> 00:34:49,800
你這麼苦心, 為了保住我的珠


669
00:34:49,840  --> 00:34:53,200
弄成這樣, 我用木頭車送你回去


670
00:34:54,840  --> 00:34:57,240
姐姐, 你買的饅頭很好吃


671
00:34:57,280  --> 00:34:59,920
你也吃一些      不吃了…


672
00:34:59,960  --> 00:35:01,920
我沒拉的雙腳發軟


673
00:35:02,000  --> 00:35:04,920
那謝謝你, 姐姐


674
00:35:05,040  --> 00:35:08,400
娘說幫我討媳婦, 甚麼叫討媳婦


675
00:35:08,480  --> 00:35:12,640
娶媳婦是…我說你也不會明白


676
00:35:12,760  --> 00:35:15,040
你說吧      不要搖


677
00:35:15,080  --> 00:35:19,320
我怕了你, 我說…娶媳婦是…


678
00:35:19,400  --> 00:35:22,520
找一個姐姐回到你家中


679
00:35:22,600  --> 00:35:24,160
和你一起住, 一起玩


680
00:35:24,280  --> 00:35:26,480
玩些甚麼呢？


681
00:35:26,680  --> 00:35:32,560
她是你的媳婦, 喜歡玩甚麼都可以


682
00:35:32,600  --> 00:35:35,680
這樣, 小媳婦會不會像


683
00:35:35,720  --> 00:35:37,680
姐姐你這麼好人


684
00:35:37,760  --> 00:35:40,000
好, 比姐姐好一百倍


685
00:35:40,280  --> 00:35:42,720
嫁給你可糟糕了


686
00:35:42,800  --> 00:35:45,120
太好了, 可以討媳婦…


687
00:35:45,160  --> 00:35:50,000
你別動, 不要再搖, 我會跌倒的


688
00:35:50,120  --> 00:35:52,760
討媳婦…


689
00:35:55,040  --> 00:35:58,440
你怎樣？      再玩一次


690
00:35:59,280  --> 00:36:01,680
你這麼精神, 不用送你回去了


691
00:36:02,600  --> 00:36:08,680
揍它…


692
00:36:09,000  --> 00:36:10,200
我勝了


693
00:36:10,240  --> 00:36:12,600
叻叔, 你這蟋蟀這麼威武


694
00:36:12,680  --> 00:36:13,760
是在哪兒買的


695
00:36:13,800  --> 00:36:15,920
蟋蟀並不重要, 最重要的


696
00:36:16,040  --> 00:36:17,880
是調教它的人


697
00:36:17,920  --> 00:36:21,560
你這麼行, 該教教你的兒子


698
00:36:23,040  --> 00:36:24,760
你不是鄰村的凌老爺嗎？


699
00:36:24,800  --> 00:36:26,480
可知道你兒子剛才做過些甚麼


700
00:36:26,560  --> 00:36:29,720
甚麼？      他當著我女兒脫褲子


701
00:36:31,840  --> 00:36:34,240
這裡是叫崔水居, 你可別臭吹


702
00:36:34,320  --> 00:36:36,120
吹甚麼, 是我親眼看見的


703
00:36:36,160  --> 00:36:37,040
若不是我喝止


704
00:36:37,120  --> 00:36:39,520
他還可能有進一步行動


705
00:36:39,560  --> 00:36:40,440
不是吧？


706
00:36:40,560  --> 00:36:43,000
叻叔, 你兒子怎麼這麼色迷迷


707
00:36:43,040  --> 00:36:44,240
上回偷窺人家洗澡


708
00:36:44,360  --> 00:36:46,120
這一次當著人家脫褲子


709
00:36:46,160  --> 00:36:47,560
你猜下一回會…


710
00:36:47,600  --> 00:36:49,520
他是個傻子


711
00:36:49,560  --> 00:36:53,000
他是傻, 可你不傻, 你要看牢他


712
00:36:53,200  --> 00:36:56,120
不對了…叻叔, 恐怕你要幫兒子


713
00:36:56,320  --> 00:36:57,840
娶媳婦才可以


714
00:36:57,880  --> 00:36:59,880
叻叔…還有一個方法


715
00:36:59,960  --> 00:37:02,320
帶他到怡紅院      對了


716
00:37:02,440  --> 00:37:04,320
你們說著…不知道說到哪兒去了


717
00:37:04,400  --> 00:37:05,840
不跟你們說了, 我走了


718
00:37:05,920  --> 00:37:08,200
叻叔…你去嗎？


719
00:37:08,240  --> 00:37:10,760
我還沒說完      怎麼樣？


720
00:37:10,840  --> 00:37:13,160
你聽好, 如果你那傻子再搞我女兒


721
00:37:13,240  --> 00:37:14,600
我就不放過你


722
00:37:14,720  --> 00:37:17,040
你為何不放過我？你為何放過他


723
00:37:17,080  --> 00:37:19,200
因為你沒家教


724
00:37:21,040  --> 00:37:23,040
爹, 有甚麼事


725
00:37:23,120  --> 00:37:25,560
我要他以後看牢那傻子不要再搞你


726
00:37:25,640  --> 00:37:28,840
你誤會了, 其實他到來是借用茅廁


727
00:37:28,880  --> 00:37:31,400
聽到沒有？不是大聲就可以


728
00:37:35,200  --> 00:37:37,200
阿旺, 有甚麼事這麼開心


729
00:37:37,280  --> 00:37:39,960
剛才我和姐姐玩, 玩的滾在地上


730
00:37:40,000  --> 00:37:42,400
姐姐請我吃饅頭, 她真好


731
00:37:42,440  --> 00:37:45,320
姐姐…你常和那個姐姐在一起


732
00:37:45,400  --> 00:37:47,160
難怪人家說你是小色鬼


733
00:37:47,240  --> 00:37:48,840
你怎麼這樣子說他？


734
00:37:48,920  --> 00:37:49,920
你以為我是想這樣的嗎？


735
00:37:50,000  --> 00:37:52,040
人家說他在女孩子面前脫褲子


736
00:37:52,120  --> 00:37:54,240
不是, 我只是上茅廁


737
00:37:54,280  --> 00:37:55,440
家裡沒茅廁嗎？


738
00:37:55,520  --> 00:37:56,840
人家的茅廁會較香嗎？


739
00:37:56,920  --> 00:37:58,600
剛讓人家說你偷窺她出浴


740
00:37:58,640  --> 00:37:59,760
轉過身便讓人家說你


741
00:37:59,840  --> 00:38:01,320
當著姐姐脫褲子


742
00:38:01,360  --> 00:38:03,840
我不知道甚麼時候人家會說你非禮


743
00:38:03,920  --> 00:38:06,920
我睡覺      我罵你你總是睡覺


744
00:38:07,000  --> 00:38:08,840
大白天都是這樣


745
00:38:08,920  --> 00:38:11,720
你這樣子罵他會令他很傷心


746
00:38:11,760  --> 00:38:14,080
人家說你便相信, 你是他的爹


747
00:38:14,120  --> 00:38:15,560
我們的兒子那麼單純


748
00:38:15,600  --> 00:38:17,560
我不相信他會做出這樣的事情


749
00:38:17,600  --> 00:38:18,960
我相信是沒用的


750
00:38:19,040  --> 00:38:21,200
要別人相信才可以


751
00:38:21,280  --> 00:38:23,200
剛才我在崔水居, 不住讓人家罵


752
00:38:23,240  --> 00:38:24,360
面目無光


753
00:38:24,440  --> 00:38:27,160
說到底, 你是嫌兒子讓你丟臉


754
00:38:27,200  --> 00:38:30,160
我沒嫌棄, 雖然阿旺是無心的


755
00:38:30,200  --> 00:38:31,920
可人家不是這麼想


756
00:38:32,040  --> 00:38:35,000
經常讓人家說他是小色鬼, 多難聽


757
00:38:35,040  --> 00:38:40,280
不對了, 不如替他娶媳婦


758
00:38:40,320  --> 00:38:43,120
貼身跟著他      這樣做當然好


759
00:38:43,160  --> 00:38:46,080
總得有人願意嫁給他


760
00:38:48,800  --> 00:38:51,360
有了…      是母夜叉嗎？


761
00:38:51,560  --> 00:38:54,920
甚麼？那小女孩很可愛


762
00:38:54,960  --> 00:38:56,960
未成年少女是要坐牢的


763
00:38:57,040  --> 00:39:00,440
你聽我說, 十多年前


764
00:39:00,480  --> 00:39:04,480
鄰村凌老爺的妻子柳湘湘賭錢輸了


765
00:39:04,560  --> 00:39:05,760
欠下我五百兩


766
00:39:06,000  --> 00:39:09,520
我看見她身邊的小女孩, 很可愛


767
00:39:09,600  --> 00:39:11,440
我跟她簽了一紙婚書


768
00:39:11,520  --> 00:39:15,160
說待她的女兒長大後便嫁給阿旺


769
00:39:15,240  --> 00:39:17,680
這樣的大事怎麼沒聽你提過


770
00:39:17,760  --> 00:39:21,440
簽了婚書不久, 阿旺失蹤


771
00:39:21,520  --> 00:39:25,480
我也病的暈乎乎的所以沒跟你說


772
00:39:25,560  --> 00:39:26,960
現在尋回兒子了


773
00:39:27,080  --> 00:39:29,560
凌老爺的女兒


774
00:39:29,600  --> 00:39:32,600
剛才我在崔水居門外見過


775
00:39:32,640  --> 00:39:34,000
長的蠻好看


776
00:39:34,080  --> 00:39:36,280
你有看清楚嗎？


777
00:39:36,320  --> 00:39:38,800
當然有看清楚, 個子高瘦


778
00:39:38,880  --> 00:39:43,520
阿旺若和她一起, 準錯不了


779
00:39:43,560  --> 00:39:45,360
那便事不宜遲


780
00:39:45,400  --> 00:39:48,160
我馬上去凌家向她提親


781
00:39:49,320  --> 00:39:51,920
有人嗎？正好…


782
00:39:52,040  --> 00:39:54,040
傻女子, 你來幹嘛？


783
00:39:54,120  --> 00:39:56,560
你才是傻, 我已康復多時了


784
00:39:56,640  --> 00:39:59,520
我特地到來找你提親


785
00:39:59,600  --> 00:40:02,920
提親？我不知道你說甚麼


786
00:40:03,000  --> 00:40:05,640
你忘了嗎？十多年前


787
00:40:05,720  --> 00:40:08,760
你帶著女兒在賭坊賭輸了, 要欠債


788
00:40:08,840  --> 00:40:10,520
我看見你要死要活的


789
00:40:10,600  --> 00:40:11,960
做好事幫你還債


790
00:40:12,000  --> 00:40:14,880
條件是要你把女兒嫁給我的兒子


791
00:40:15,000  --> 00:40:18,880
這說不定是你發瘋時幻想出來的


792
00:40:19,000  --> 00:40:22,880
你真是死性不改, 還想抵賴


793
00:40:22,920  --> 00:40:27,080
幸好當年我們所簽的婚約還在


794
00:40:27,280  --> 00:40:33,160
上面有手印, 寫明因為你賭輸欠債


795
00:40:33,240  --> 00:40:36,640
要把你女兒許配給我兒子以作抵償


796
00:40:36,680  --> 00:40:38,560
現時你的兒子傻了


797
00:40:38,640  --> 00:40:40,000
要我的女兒怎麼嫁他呢


798
00:40:40,040  --> 00:40:42,560
誰說他是傻的？他為人非常好


799
00:40:42,680  --> 00:40:45,360
而且婚約沒說他傻


800
00:40:45,400  --> 00:40:46,960
就不能娶你的女兒


801
00:40:47,040  --> 00:40:48,880
我的兒子是一定要娶你的女兒


802
00:40:48,920  --> 00:40:50,920
我大不了便還錢給你


803
00:40:51,000  --> 00:40:53,240
對不起, 我不是要你的錢


804
00:40:53,320  --> 00:40:57,360
是想我兒子娶媳婦, 這樣吧


805
00:40:57,440  --> 00:40:59,360
如果你不肯履行婚約


806
00:40:59,400  --> 00:41:01,520
是逼我告上官府


807
00:41:01,600  --> 00:41:06,000
別提官府, 萬事有商量…


808
00:41:06,040  --> 00:41:09,120
不用商量了, 聘書在這裡


809
00:41:09,160  --> 00:41:11,160
再過幾天便是十五


810
00:41:11,280  --> 00:41:14,000
到時我派轎到來接你女兒過門


811
00:41:14,040  --> 00:41:16,640
你準備一下      十五？


812
00:41:16,840  --> 00:41:19,320
陰曆十五這麼快？


813
00:41:19,400  --> 00:41:23,120
糟了, 難道我女兒真的要嫁傻子


814
00:41:23,320  --> 00:41:24,800
姐姐…


815
00:41:27,120  --> 00:41:29,080
姐姐      你又來幹嘛？


816
00:41:29,160  --> 00:41:32,160
我有東西給你, 你看看


817
00:41:32,240  --> 00:41:34,920
你把繩子拉出來給我？我不要了


818
00:41:34,960  --> 00:41:37,040
謝謝      不是, 不是那一條


819
00:41:37,080  --> 00:41:38,640
我走到很遠很遠的地方


820
00:41:38,680  --> 00:41:41,760
才買到一條一模一樣的


821
00:41:41,960  --> 00:41:43,280
謝謝你


822
00:41:43,400  --> 00:41:46,160
姐姐, 不如你把珠繫在上面


823
00:41:46,320  --> 00:41:48,760
戴在手上看看是不是一模一樣


824
00:41:48,840  --> 00:41:50,560
不用了, 姐姐很忙在幹活


825
00:41:50,680  --> 00:41:52,720
你別礙著我


826
00:41:52,800  --> 00:41:57,000
不行, 我還是想看看是否一模一樣


827
00:41:57,120  --> 00:42:02,120
行…我繫好了你便要走


828
00:42:09,240  --> 00:42:12,600
好了, 穿好了      你戴上吧


829
00:42:20,240  --> 00:42:22,520
我幫你      不用, 我自己可以了


830
00:42:22,560  --> 00:42:25,520
我幫你, 你先坐下


831
00:42:29,680  --> 00:42:33,560
我也坐下, 我幫你綁


832
00:42:34,120  --> 00:42:37,600
姐姐, 你是否知道有一個老伯…


833
00:42:37,680  --> 00:42:40,160
他叫月老


834
00:42:40,240  --> 00:42:41,920
怎麼這麼問？


835
00:42:42,000  --> 00:42:46,040
娘說那個月老老伯


836
00:42:46,080  --> 00:42:48,960
把繩繫在女孩身上


837
00:42:49,000  --> 00:42:51,920
另一根繩繫在男孩子身上


838
00:42:51,960  --> 00:42:53,080
那麼那個女孩子


839
00:42:53,120  --> 00:42:56,160
就會是那個男孩的丈夫


840
00:42:56,800  --> 00:42:58,040
你反過來說


841
00:42:58,080  --> 00:43:01,480
是那女孩會是男孩的媳婦


842
00:43:01,880  --> 00:43:07,520
對了, 好像是這樣, 姐姐


843
00:43:07,680  --> 00:43:11,280
我現在幫你把繩繫上


844
00:43:11,320  --> 00:43:13,560
你會做我的媳婦嗎？


845
00:43:13,600  --> 00:43:15,440
我呸, 你亂講


846
00:43:15,560  --> 00:43:18,560
姐姐, 你做我的媳婦吧